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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,708 --> 00:00:32,792 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:14,542 Dr. Dre: ♪ YOU IN THE OFFICE OF THE GOOD DOC AGAIN ♪ 3 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:15,625 ♪ LET'S WALK AGAIN ♪ 4 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:16,625 ♪ IT'S LIKE CLOCK AGAIN ♪ 5 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,875 ♪ THE HOOD ROCK AGAIN ♪ 6 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:19,583 ♪ YOU SHOULD POP IT IN ♪ 7 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:20,708 ♪ CAN'T TAKE IT OUT ♪ 8 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:21,667 ♪ THAT SHIT PLAY ON ♪ 9 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:23,041 ♪ YOU CAN'T MAKE IT OUT ♪ 10 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,000 ♪ THE WORLD AIN'T SET FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO ♪ 11 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,708 ♪ 96 TRACKS MIXED DOWN TO TWO ♪ 12 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,000 ♪ I STEPPED OUT THE BOOTH ♪ 13 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,875 ♪ CALLED UP SNOOP LIKE TOUCAN ♪ 14 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,333 ♪ DRE GOT COLORFUL LOOPS ♪ 15 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,000 Snoop Dogg: ♪ WE CAN SHOOT, WE CAN SCRAP ♪ 16 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,333 ♪ WE CAN RAP, WE CAN ACT ♪ 17 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:36,458 ♪ WE CAN MACK THESE BITCHES ♪ 18 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,834 ♪ WHATEVER YOU WANT ♪ 19 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,375 ♪ OL' BITCH ASS NIGGAS THINK IT'S BETTER TO FRONT ♪ 20 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:40,625 Dr. Dre: ♪ HOW IT BE ON THE WEST ♪ 21 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:41,917 ♪ FOREVER THE HUNT ♪ 22 00:01:41,917 --> 00:01:43,000 Snoop Dogg: ♪ BUT I WON'T WEAR NO BULL'S EYE ♪ 23 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,500 [ECHO] ♪ BULL'S EYE EYE ♪ 24 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:45,708 ♪ IT'S HOW THESE FOOLS DIE ♪ ♪ DIE DIE ♪ 25 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:46,917 ♪ LOCS LOCS CRUISE BY ♪ ♪ BY BY ♪ 26 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:48,166 ♪ HAVE YOU ON THE NEWS BY ♪ ♪ BY ♪ 27 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:50,083 Dr. Dre: ♪ Y'ALL KNOW HOW THE STORY GOES ♪ 28 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,750 ♪ WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AWARD SHOWS? ♪ 29 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,166 Snoop Dogg: ♪ SAME SHIT ABOUT HOES ♪ 30 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:55,291 Dr. Dre: ♪ RICH NIGGAS OWN PLATINUM BALLS ♪ 31 00:01:55,291 --> 00:01:56,750 ♪ I AIN'T GOT IT ON MY NECK, NIGGA ♪ 32 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:57,875 ♪ CHECK MY WALLS ♪ 33 00:01:57,875 --> 00:01:59,000 ♪ I THINK Y'ALL ♪ 34 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,500 ♪ JUST TRYIN' TO INCITE US ♪ 35 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:03,417 ♪ YO, I SEE HOW THE WORLD CAN'T SEE THESE EASTSIDAZ ♪ 36 00:02:03,417 --> 00:02:05,000 ♪ ALL Y'ALL WANNA CRITICIZE ♪ 37 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,041 ♪ FUCKIN' WITH US, TRYIN' TO GET A RIDE ♪ 38 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:08,458 ♪ THAT'S WHEN MY SHIT FLIES ♪ 39 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:10,333 Snoop Dogg: ♪ AND HERE'S WHERE THE PIMP LIES ♪ 40 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:11,542 Dr. Dre: ♪ I SPIT GAME AT THE GLOBE ♪ 41 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:12,959 ♪ FIRST WEEK DEUCE POINT FIVE ♪ 42 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:15,041 Kokane: ♪ I'D RATHER BE RIDIN' THAN WALKIN' ♪ 43 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,542 ♪ WHILE ALL YOU LOUDMOUTH... ♪ 44 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,625 GIVE ME A BOX OF THEM CONDOMS... 45 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:20,000 Clerk: OK. 46 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,708 AND GIVE ME SOME OF THAT FRUIT-FLAVORED LUBRICANT, TOO. 47 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:25,583 YO, GIMME SOME OF THEM BLUNTS NEXT THE COUNTER. OH, AND SOME INCENSE. 48 00:02:42,917 --> 00:02:44,500 GOT TO GET THIS THING FIXED. 49 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:48,417 OH, BUT SHE'S STILL-- SHE STILL DANCES. 50 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:51,083 I DON'T FUCK WITH A BITCH UNLESS SHE DO ME. 51 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,083 IF YOU BUY HER SOMETHING TO DRINK, 52 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:56,375 THAT'S YOUR GUARANTEE. 53 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:10,625 DAMN! 54 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:22,375 NEPHEW, GO GET THEM ALL. 55 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:26,792 MAN, I DON'T KNOW THEM NIGGAS. 56 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:29,291 NIGGA, WHY DON'T YOU GO ROLL UP THERE WITH ME? 57 00:03:29,291 --> 00:03:31,166 QUIT ACTING SCARED. WE BOTH GO UP THERE, 58 00:03:31,166 --> 00:03:32,834 IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE SOMETHING UP. 59 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,625 NOW, YOU KNOW NIGGAS GET REAL PARANOID 60 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:37,166 WHEN THEY SEE A GANG OF MUTHAFUCKAS WALKIN' UP, 61 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:38,792 SO JUST GET THE HOES AND HURRY UP. 62 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:42,458 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 63 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:45,291 FUCK IT. HOLD THIS FOR ME. 64 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:54,500 NIGGA, MAKE SURE YOU WATCH MY BACK. 65 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,125 NIGGA, IF YOU NEED ME, 66 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,667 JUST WHISTLE. 67 00:04:04,792 --> 00:04:07,291 GO ON, NIGGA. 68 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,166 OH, EXCUSE ME, MAN. WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP? 69 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:22,667 WHAT YOU MEAN, WHAT'S UP? 70 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:23,959 WHAT'S UP, NIGGA? 71 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,000 NAH, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? 72 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 I JUST MEAN, LIKE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', FOOL? 73 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,166 WHAT'S HAPPENING, THEN? 74 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:31,166 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT IF DIANE AND VICKEY LIVE HERE. 75 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:33,667 WHO ARE YOU, THE POLICE, OR SOMETHING, NIGGA? 76 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:36,125 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP, HOMEY. HOLD UP. 77 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:40,542 HOLD UP? CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, NIGGA. NO, YOU HOLD UP. 78 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,625 LOOK, MAN. I DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS. 79 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:46,166 I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR ALL THAT. 80 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,417 SHIT. 81 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,208 NIGGA, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, NIGGA. 82 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:51,000 Vickey: BOY, WHAT YOU DOIN'? 83 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,041 WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 84 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,750 WHAT YOU DOIN'? 85 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,917 YOU TRIPPIN'. 86 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:57,792 YOU KNOW THIS NIGGA OR SOMETHING? 87 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:59,333 YEAH, I KNOW HIM. THAT'S SEAN. 88 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,875 SEAN, THAT'S MY BROTHER, MANIAC. 89 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,041 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 90 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,875 LOOK, LOOK. LET'S ROLL. 91 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:06,708 A'IGHT, BOY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 92 00:05:06,708 --> 00:05:08,000 Maniac: YOUR MAMA, PUNK. 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,375 WHY THE FUCK YOUR PEOPLE TRIPPIN' ON ME LIKE THAT? 94 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:17,041 HEY, BABIES. 95 00:05:17,041 --> 00:05:18,792 VICKEY AND DIANE, 96 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:19,875 NI'A'S BEST FRIEND. 97 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:24,708 Y'ALL COME IN HERE SMELLING GOOD, LOOKING GOOD. 98 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:26,959 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T COME HELP ME? 99 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:28,375 COME HELP? 100 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:30,083 OH, YOU DIDN'T SEE THEM NIGGAS PULL A STRAP ON ME? 101 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,708 THEM NIGGAS PULLED A STRAP ON YOU JUST NOW?! 102 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,583 LOOK, MAN. I SAW YOU START THE FUCKIN' CAR UP. 103 00:05:35,583 --> 00:05:36,583 Vickey: COME ON, Y'ALL. LET'S GO. 104 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,208 DID Y'ALL SEE ANYBODY PULL A STRAP ON HIM? 105 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,834 FUCK IT, MAN. LET'S JUST GO. 106 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:45,375 BLAZE UP ONE OF THEM BLUNTS AND QUIT TRIPPIN'. 107 00:05:58,166 --> 00:06:00,667 YOU JUST PUT THAT DOWN. LET ME HIT THESE LIGHTS. 108 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,208 Diane: SEAN, Y'ALL GOT SOME HOT SAUCE? 109 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:05,083 SHOOT, I HOPE Y'ALL GOT SOME HOT SAUCE, RED HOT, 110 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,125 'CAUSE IT'D BE THE SHIT WITH THIS CHICKEN. 111 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:08,250 WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR? 112 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:09,417 SOMETHIN' OLD OR SOMETHIN' NEW? 113 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:12,000 Vickey: DEFINITELY SOMETHIN' OLD SCHOOL. 114 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,375 'CAUSE I GOT SOMETHIN' THAT WAS PLANNED 115 00:06:13,375 --> 00:06:16,417 BEFORE A NIGGA LEFT ANY-MUTHAFUCKIN'-WAY. 116 00:06:16,417 --> 00:06:20,000 [FUNKADELIC PLAYS NOT JUST KNEE DEEP] 117 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,333 HEEEEY. 118 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:42,291 HEY! 119 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:43,959 TURN THAT SHIT DOWN! 120 00:06:43,959 --> 00:06:47,000 STUPID, LITTLE, YOUNG NIGGAS MAKIN' ALL THAT NOISE. 121 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,959 I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE! 122 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:51,792 TURN THAT SHIT DOWN! 123 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,000 HEY! 124 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,625 SHUT THE FUCK UP, OLD MAN! 125 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:56,291 QUIT BEATIN' ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN' WALLS! 126 00:06:56,291 --> 00:07:01,333 BEAT THESE NUTS IF YOU WANNA BEAT SOMETHIN', NIGGA! 127 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:07,917 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 128 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,417 GOD DAMN! 129 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:13,333 WHO THE FUCK IS THAT KNOCKING AT THE DOOR LIKE THE POLICE? 130 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:17,417 ♪ NOT JUST KNEE DEEP, SHE WAS TOLD TO KNEE DEEP ♪ 131 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:19,792 ♪ WHEN SHE DID THE FREAK WITH ME ♪ 132 00:07:19,792 --> 00:07:21,792 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 133 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:24,959 HEY, Y'ALL. IT IS THE POLICE. 134 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:30,125 TURN THAT SHIT DOWN. HERE, PUT THIS SHIT OUT. 135 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,291 UH, HOW ARE YOU, OFFICERS? 136 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:46,917 HOW ARE YOU DOING? CAN YOU STEP AWAY FROM THE DOOR, PLEASE? 137 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:50,250 YEAH, WE GOT A CALL ABOUT THE MUSIC. 138 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,458 I DON'T HEAR ANY MUSIC, 139 00:07:51,458 --> 00:07:53,208 BUT WE'LL TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN FOR YOU. 140 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:55,458 DON'T TRY, SON. DO IT. 141 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,000 AND BURN SOME INCENSE, OR SOME-- 142 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,333 SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M DEE LOC, NIGGA. 143 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:02,417 TURN THAT SHIT BACK UP, CUZ. 144 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,000 [MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY] 145 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,834 ♪ SHE WAS A FREAK ♪ 146 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:09,000 ♪ SHE WAS A FUNKY OLD WHORE ♪ 147 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,750 Radio DJ: WAKE YOUR ASS UP, CALI! IT IS WESTSIDE RADIO. 148 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,375 CHECK IT OUT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOT MORNING, BOY. 149 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:16,708 I GOT A LOT OF COOL STUFF. OF COURSE, REQUEST LINES ARE WIDE OPEN. 150 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:18,208 I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR, 151 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,792 AND WE GOT A LOT OF GIVEAWAYS TO GIVE AWAY, 152 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:21,500 AND WE ALSO GOT A WORLD PREMIERE FOR YOU. 153 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:25,500 THIS ONE IS GOIN' DOWN, MAN. DR. DRE AND SNOOP DOGG WORLD PREMIERE, 154 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,208 SO DO NOT TOUCH THE DIAL, EVERYBODY. 155 00:08:27,208 --> 00:08:28,417 IT IS WESTSIDE RADIO, 156 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:29,583 BANGIN' THROUGH YOUR SPEAKERS. 157 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,125 CALIFORNIA LOVE, Y'ALL. JULIO G. YEAH, YEAH. 158 00:08:32,125 --> 00:08:34,750 [HIP HOP SONG PLAYING] 159 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:01,291 [KNOCK KNOCK] 160 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,333 Sean: DEE. 161 00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:08,125 HEY. 162 00:09:09,125 --> 00:09:11,000 NIGGA, YOU AIN'T GOING TO WORK? 163 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,917 YEAH, I'M GOIN' TO WORK, CUZ. 164 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:15,000 I'M JUST WEAK AT THE KNEES RIGHT NOW. 165 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,458 I NEED ABOUT AN HOUR WORTH OF REST. 166 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:19,291 WELL, LOOK. I'M GONNA HEAD UP HERE TO THIS UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE. 167 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:21,208 NONE OF THEM WHITE FOLKS AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT FOR YOU. 168 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,875 YOU NEED TO QUIT BULLSHITTIN' AND COME ON DOWN TO THE WASH. 169 00:09:23,875 --> 00:09:25,917 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEA. 170 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:29,041 I THINK I MIGHT ROLL UP THERE AND SEE WHAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 171 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:31,250 ALL RIGHT, CUZ. IN A MINUTE. 172 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:34,291 LOOK LIKE Y'ALL HAD MORE FUN THAT I DID. 173 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:36,291 SHIT. 174 00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,458 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 175 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:40,792 WHO IS IT? 176 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:53,500 3-DAY NOTICE? 177 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,834 SHIT. 178 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,458 THAT'S A BITCH, MAN. 179 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,542 HEY! 180 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:07,208 I SAID NO! 181 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:09,125 NIGGA, STOP! DAMN! 182 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,417 MAN, GET YOUR ASS UP. IT'S TIME TO GO. 183 00:10:11,417 --> 00:10:13,291 LEAVE ME ALONE, SEAN. 184 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,000 LEAVE ME ALONE. 185 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,000 I AIN'T WASTIN' MY GOD DAMN MONEY. 186 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,041 BITCH. 187 00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:34,250 Sean: MUTHAFUCKAS. 188 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,291 YO, WHAT'S HAPPENIN'? 189 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:45,375 GIVE A NIGGA A RIDE, OR SOMETHIN', MAN! 190 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,208 YOU GOT SOME WEED? 191 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:50,250 THAT'S FUCKED UP! 192 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:56,333 GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER. 193 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:06,250 [BABY CRYING] 194 00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:17,250 ♪ YEAH ♪ 195 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,417 ♪ IT'S JUST ONE OF THEM DAYS ♪ 196 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:19,834 ♪ WHEN YOUR ASS JUST WANTS TO CHILL OUT ♪ 197 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,583 ♪ MUTHAFUCKAS BE ALL IN YOUR EAR AND SHIT ♪ 198 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:25,250 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? ♪ 199 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,542 ♪ OR THAT NAGGIN' BITCH ♪ 200 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:29,041 ♪ THAT JUST LIKE TO HEAR HERSELF TALK ♪ 201 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,083 ♪ BLOWIN' ALL YOUR HIGH AWAY ♪ 202 00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,625 ♪ THAT'S SOME FUCKED UP SHIT ♪ 203 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,125 ♪ BUT IT HAPPENS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? ♪ 204 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,333 ♪ YO ♪ 205 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,542 ♪ SCHIZOPHRENIA ♪ 206 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:38,917 ♪ HOW MANY OF YOU GOT IT? ♪ 207 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:41,208 ♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN SAY THEY PSYCHOTIC? ♪ 208 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:45,000 ♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN SAY THEY'RE BRAINS DRY ROTTED FROM POT? ♪ 209 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,583 ♪ YOU GOT IT LIKE I GOT IT OR NOT? ♪ 210 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,708 ♪ IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD KNOW JUST WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪ 211 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,625 ♪ WHEN YOUR TONGUE'S ROTTIN' OUT FROM COTTON MOUTH... ♪ 212 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:57,375 UH-HUH! UH-HUH! 213 00:11:57,375 --> 00:12:01,000 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 214 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,500 HEY, RONALD. WHY DON'T YOU FREESTYLE, HOMEY? 215 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,125 OH, MY SHIT? YEAH. 216 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,458 ALL RIGHT. I'LL PULL MY HEART OUT, HOMEY. ALL RIGHT. 217 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,583 ♪ WISDOM, WI-WISDOM ♪ 218 00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,125 ♪ WHICH MEANS WISE WORDS BEING SPOKEN ♪ 219 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:13,583 ♪ UH, GET ON THE MIC AND WATCH THE MIC START SMOKIN' ♪ 220 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:14,750 YO, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOMEY. 221 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:18,291 AIN'T THAT RAKIM RHYMES YOU BITIN', NIGGA? 222 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,625 NAH. 223 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:22,291 NAH, THAT'S MY-- I WROTE THAT. 224 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:24,166 NIGGA, PLEASE. 225 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,208 ALL RIGHT, LET ME BANG Y'ALL SOMETHING-- WHOO! REAL HOT RIGHT HERE. 226 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:29,458 THIS RIGHT HERE'S GOIN' OUT TO ALL MY HOMEYS OVER AT THE WASH, 227 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:33,708 'CAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE GETTIN' THEIR WASH ON, MAN. 228 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:39,000 GET MY BACK. I GOT THIS ONE, A'IGHT? 229 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:45,333 COME ON. COME ON. 230 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,625 YO, JUAN. 231 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:51,667 SEND THIS MUTHAFUCKA THROUGH. 232 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:55,667 THERE AIN'T SHIT UP IN HERE, MAN. 233 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,250 ♪ I'M NOT THE AVERAGE NIGGA HITTIN' THE BLOCK ♪ 234 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,500 ♪ MY CHROME RIMS SPINNIN', ROLL, MAN, SITTIN' ON TOP ♪ 235 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,333 ♪ I DON'T LISTEN TO COPS, MY SYSTEM KNOCKS LATE NIGHT ♪ 236 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,000 ♪ EVERYTHING FROM MY PINK TO MY REGISTRATION TIGHT ♪ 237 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,083 ♪ KEEP IT MOVIN' SMOOTH, I DON'T SKATE ON ICE ♪ 238 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:12,291 ♪ TELL 'EM STOP HATIN', JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE ♪ 239 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,083 ♪ I'M RIDIN' IN MY... ♪ 240 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,417 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 241 00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,375 IS THE OWNER AROUND? 242 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,542 DAMN. WHAT'D I DO? 243 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,417 MUST HAVE GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED 244 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,125 THIS MORNING, HUH? 245 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,500 LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT IF THE OWNER'S HERE. 246 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,458 WHAT YOU WANT WITH HIM? 247 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,041 CAME TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE JOB OPENING. 248 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:36,333 THE ASSISTANT MANAGER POSITION? 249 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,417 YEAH. 250 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,375 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? 251 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:41,417 THAT'S RIGHT. 252 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,375 I'LL SEE IF HE'S IN. 253 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:47,375 WAIT HERE. 254 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,208 YOU KNOW YOU DONE SCREWED UP, DON'T YOU? 255 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,750 YOU KNOW YOU DONE SCREWED UP! 256 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,917 CAN I BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE? 257 00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,333 NOW, YOU KNOW IT DON'T MAKE NO KIND OF SENSE 258 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:02,250 YOU PUTTING WAX ON THE LADY'S GAS PEDAL. 259 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:05,083 WAX GO ON THE CAR, NOT THE GAS PEDAL. 260 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,417 BUT I-- "BUT I" MY ASS! 261 00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:08,041 NOW, YOU KNOW THAT LADY'S OLD. 262 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,333 HER FOOT SLIPPED OFF THE PEDAL. 263 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,625 SHE RUN INTO A TREE, NOW THEY SUING ME. 264 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,166 YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME FREE OVERTIME FOR THIS ONE. 265 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:16,125 ESPECIALLY SINCE I NEED SOMEBODY TO COVER FOR CHRIS, 266 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,417 SINCE I HAD TO LET HIM GO. 267 00:14:17,417 --> 00:14:18,500 YOU FIRED CHRIS? 268 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:19,750 YES, I FIRED CHRIS! 269 00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,250 THIS IS MY PLACE, 270 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,291 AND THE SAME THING CAN HAPPEN FOR YOUR TANKER LINE ASS. 271 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,667 I KNOW, SIR. 272 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:29,875 SO GO ON BEFORE I EXERCISE THAT OPTION. 273 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,750 [MUMBLING] Saying this if I didn't need this job 274 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,417 for this halfway house. 275 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:36,792 SAY WHAT? I HEARD THAT. 276 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,792 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CALL YOUR P.O., 277 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,041 AND I DON'T MEAN THE POST OFFICE. 278 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:44,458 I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING, MR. WASHINGTON, SIR. 279 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:46,417 YOU NEVER DO. 280 00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,959 ANTIONETTE, NOW, WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WANTED? 281 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,458 YEAH, THERE'S SOME GUY UP IN HERE 282 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,333 TALKIN' ABOUT HE TRYIN' TO GET A JOB. 283 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,542 IS HE CLEAN? 284 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,291 PROBABLY NOT. LET ME CHECK. 285 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:59,333 BRING HIM ON BACK HERE. HOPE HE'S BETTER THAN THE LAST PERSON WE HAD. 286 00:15:00,708 --> 00:15:04,458 ALL RIGHT. TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND! 287 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,667 DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! 288 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:07,667 [BEEPING] 289 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,166 WHAT'S THAT? PAGER. 290 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,667 WELL, TURN IT OFF AND TURN IT BACK ON. 291 00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:15,625 [BEEPING] 292 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:18,125 OK. GO AHEAD. 293 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,417 YES SIREE, BOB. 294 00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:25,500 WHOO! THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 295 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,291 COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT. 296 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:36,708 NOW, I WAS YOUR AGE ON THIS ONE. 297 00:15:38,542 --> 00:15:40,291 HAD TO BE TOUGH BACK THEN, 298 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,667 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR-- 299 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,917 SOMEBODY TOUGH. 300 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:46,291 SOMEBODY ABLE TO GIVE ORDERS AND TAKE 'EM. 301 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,500 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 302 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,917 SIR--YES, SIR. 303 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,834 YES, SIR, I CAN HANDLE THAT, MR. WASHINGTON. 304 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:52,291 MMM, JUST CALL ME MR. WASHINGTON. 305 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:55,417 GO AHEAD. TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF. 306 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,583 WELL, UM, I WAS WORKING. 307 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,375 I MEAN, I HAD A JOB AS ASSISTANT MANAGER OVER AT THE FOOT LOCKER. 308 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,542 YEAH? SO WHAT HAPPENED OVER AT THE FOOT LOCKER? 309 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,542 I GOT LAID OFF. 310 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,708 OH, YEAH? WASN'T NO FUNNY BUSINESS, WAS IT? 311 00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,583 NAH. NO, SIR, SIR. 312 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,625 YOU SURE? NAH. NAH. 313 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,667 WASN'T NOTHING LIKE THAT. 314 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,291 I MEAN, THINGS JUST GOT A LITTLE SLOW, 315 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,458 AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW WHO'S THE FIRST TO GO. 316 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,458 MM-HMM. ALL NIGGAS SAY THAT. 317 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:22,333 WELL, OK. 318 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:41,000 [HORN BLARES] 319 00:16:56,708 --> 00:17:01,417 I UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS FOR YOUNG BLACK MINORITIES TO GET JOBS, 320 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:02,625 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 321 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:03,917 I'LL FIRE NIGGAS' ASS, TOO. 322 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,959 NOW, YOU PROBABLY WALKED BY HERE A THOUSAND TIMES 323 00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:11,417 AND DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS LOOKING A GOLD MINE RIGHT IN THE FACE. 324 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:12,375 MM-HMM. 325 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,583 BUT, YOU KNOW, ALL THAT GLITTERS AIN'T GOLD. 326 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:14,708 I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING. 327 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,917 EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUTTA HERE MAY NOT GLITTER, 328 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,917 BUT IT DAMN SURE SPARKLES. 329 00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,333 AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 330 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,625 YEAH, COME ON. LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE PLACE. 331 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,959 GET SOMETHING FOR THE LITTLE BUS YOU GO INTO. 332 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,625 HEY, OFFICER. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 333 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,417 YOU KNOW, JUST SECURING THE PERIMETER, FAMILY. 334 00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:30,542 YEAH, I SEE. 335 00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:32,542 Man on radio: LARGE FRY? 336 00:17:32,542 --> 00:17:33,458 THAT'S A 10-4. 337 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:35,375 THAT'S MY LAZY-ASS NEPHEW THERE. 338 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,083 I TAKE IT YOU ALREADY MET ANTIONETTE. 339 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,959 ANTIONETTE-- HER JOB IS TO RING UP THE TICKETS 340 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,750 AND TOTAL THE SALES EVERY DAY. 341 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,375 106 AND PARK-- WE'RE ABOUT TO HIT YOU WITH THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO. 342 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,291 HERE IT IS. 343 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,458 ANTIONETTE? ANTIONETTE? 344 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,542 SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW BOSS, SEAN. 345 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:52,291 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 346 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,834 HEY! 347 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,417 HOW YOU DOING, SON? 348 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,583 MAN, I GOTTA BOO-BOO. 349 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,250 NOT TODAY. GET YOUR ASS BACK OUT THERE ON THAT LINE. 350 00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:03,792 COME ON, SON. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 351 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:07,542 I GOT THE BOO-BOO. LET HIM BOO-BOO ON HIS OWN TIME. 352 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:11,375 WELL...WHATCHA THINK? 353 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,875 'BOUT WHAT? 354 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,583 WHOO! THIS YOU? 355 00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:18,875 YES, SIR! 356 00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:22,000 '77 EL DOGG-- MAN, THIS IS A COLD PIECE. 357 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,375 DEE LOC DIDN'T TELL ME HE HAD A PLAYER LIKE YOU FOR A BOSS. 358 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:26,542 YEAH, I--DEE LOC?! 359 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:29,792 DEE LOC THE ONE THAT TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS JOB?! 360 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:30,875 YEAH. 361 00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,000 WELL, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?! 362 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,667 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY 8:00. 363 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,667 I DON'T KNOW. 364 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,375 I THINK HE HAD CAR PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING. 365 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,125 OH, THAT'S TYPICAL. THAT'S TYPICAL. YOU KNOW WHAT? 366 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,542 I AIN'T GONNA HAVE THE SAME TROUBLE OUTTA YOU, AM I? 367 00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:43,667 'CAUSE IF I AM, I'LL FIRE YOUR ASS BEFORE I HIRE YOU. 368 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,542 COME ON. 369 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,458 IT AIN'T A HARD JOB. 370 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,500 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 371 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,083 WOULDN'T BE HERE IF I COULDN'T. 372 00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,375 I THINK YOU CAN, TOO. 373 00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,792 JUST DO THE BEST YOU CAN. THAT'S ALL I'M-- 374 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:59,583 UH-OH. [HORN HONKING] 375 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,917 OH, BOY. 376 00:19:00,917 --> 00:19:02,542 MR. WASHINGTON, YOU WANT SOMETHING OFF THIS TRUCK? 377 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,625 NO, THANK YOU. 378 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,708 YOU SURE? IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 379 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,583 [LAUGHING] NO, I'M COOL. I'M COOL. 380 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,542 OOH, BOY. 381 00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:11,375 CAN I GET A STEAK AND CHEESE BURRITO? 382 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,500 MR. WASHINGTON, 383 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,000 DON'T YOU SEE HOW HARD WE OVER HERE WORKING? 384 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,792 I SEE HOW HARD YOU'RE ABOUT TO TRY TO WORK ME. 385 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:19,917 YEAH, WELL, ACTUALLY-- ACTUALLY, ME AND-- 386 00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:21,375 ME AND LIL DEE RIGHT HERE, 387 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,500 WE WAS THINKING HOW IT SURE WOULD BE TIME 388 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,875 THAT YOU START UPPIN' OUR PAY. 389 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:26,959 YEAH. 390 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:28,750 UPPIN' YOUR PAY? 391 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,959 YEAH. 392 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,708 FIRST OF ALL, YOU AIN'T THINKIN'. 393 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:34,166 SECOND OF ALL, IF AND WHEN Y'ALL FIND "UPPIN'" IN THE DICTIONARY, 394 00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,458 THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA UP AND DO THAT. 395 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,625 BUT UNTIL THAT DAY, 396 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,417 Y'ALL NEED TO UPPIN' YOUR ASS OVER ON THAT LINE. 397 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:44,625 ASSHOLE AND ASSHOLE LITE. 398 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:45,625 SEE, MAN? I TOLD YOU 399 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,083 NOT TO COME OVER HERE FUCKIN' WITH HIM. 400 00:19:47,083 --> 00:19:48,542 WHAT?! NOW, YOU STUPID. 401 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,959 MAN, I COULD-- 402 00:19:50,959 --> 00:19:52,166 I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT THIS EARLIER THIS MORNING. 403 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:54,041 BOY, I GOT A WORLD PREMIERE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, 404 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,708 SO GET YOUR TAPE DECKS READY. 405 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,875 IT'S GOIN' DOWN LIKE THIS. 406 00:19:56,875 --> 00:20:00,542 DR. DRE AND SNOOP DOGG WORLD PREMIERE, EVERYBODY-- 407 00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:02,834 WEST COAST! 408 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,792 [STR8 WEST COAST PLAYING] 409 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,792 THIS SWITCH IS GONNA GET YOU. 410 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:12,792 WHAT'S UP, MY MAN? 411 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,041 AH, HEY, DOG. 412 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:16,083 HEY, DEEZAY, WHAT UP, BOY? 413 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,792 WHAT'S HAPPENIN' MUTHAFUCKA? 414 00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:18,917 GOOD MORNING. 415 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,125 HEY, HEY, GOD DAMN IT. 416 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,000 WHAT YOU ALL THINK THIS IS, A PARKING LOT? 417 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,417 GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK. 418 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,625 Antoinette: I'M GOING TO LUNCH. 419 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:25,959 YOU GOING TO-- 420 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,959 YOU AIN'T BEEN HERE A GOOD 2 HOURS. 421 00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,208 TAKING IT EARLY. 422 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,125 SHIT. NOW, I GOT TO COVER THE REGISTER. 423 00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:34,125 OH, SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO COME TO WORK, HUH? 424 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,667 NOW, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR TODAY? 425 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,834 HOW YOU DOIN' THIS MORNING, MR. WASHINGTON? 426 00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:39,708 WHAT UP, DEE? 427 00:20:39,708 --> 00:20:40,792 HEY, MY NIGGA. 428 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:42,750 YOU EATIN' ALL THAT BULLSHIT, HUH? 429 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,041 I TOLD HIM. 430 00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:45,125 WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? SHIT, I ONLY GET DRINKS 431 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:46,750 FROM THAT OFF THAT MUTHAFUCKA RIGHT THERE. 432 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,166 SO THIS MAN TOLD ME YOU REFERRED HIM. 433 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,458 YEAH, THAT'S MY NIGGA RIGHT THERE. HE'S A GOOD DUDE-- 434 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,166 GOOD CLEAN-CUT DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 435 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,083 SUIT AND TIE TYPE OF NIGGA, REAL PROFESSIONAL. 436 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,667 YEAH? 437 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:56,667 [BELCHING] 438 00:20:56,667 --> 00:20:59,166 GOD DAMN! JESUS CHRIST! 439 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:02,458 NASTY, MUTHAFUCKA. 440 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,208 GONNA BE DOING THIS SHIT ALL DAY, SEAN. 441 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,500 COME ON. LET'S CUT THE SMALL TALK. 442 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,959 DEE, GET YOUR ASS OVER ON THE LINE. 443 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:10,208 YOU KNOW BEAR AND JIMMY AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT WITHOUT YOU. 444 00:21:10,208 --> 00:21:12,000 SEAN, COME ON. WE GOT TO COVER THIS REGISTER. 445 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,208 THAT GIRL GONE TO LUNCH. 446 00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,208 [HORN BLARING] 447 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,166 HEY, DEE. 448 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,834 WHAT'S UP, CUZ? MAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU 449 00:21:27,834 --> 00:21:30,542 DON'T COME UP TO THIS MUTHAFUCKA, MAN. YOU GOT THE SHIT? 450 00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:31,625 I'VE GOT THE SHIT, MAN, 451 00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,208 AND I GOT SOME SORE BALLS, MAN. 452 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:35,333 HURRY UP. MY BOSS IS HERE, DOG. 453 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:38,291 LISTEN, I'VE BEEN RIDING ALL DAY, MAN, 454 00:21:38,291 --> 00:21:42,250 ALL THE WAY FROM HUMBOLDT COUNTY, MAN. 455 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,041 OH, IN THAT LITTLE MUTHAFUCKA? 456 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,708 YEAH. CHECK IT OUT. 457 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,041 OK, LISTEN. 458 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,667 I'M NOT SELLIN' WEED, DIG? 459 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:54,083 OK? BUT I CAN SELL YOU THE BONG, 460 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,792 AND THE WEED'S FREE. 461 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,041 ALL RIGHT. 462 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:57,959 THAT WAY, I'M NOT DEALIN'. YOU UNDERSTAND? 463 00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,166 COOL. 464 00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,208 OK. OK, NOW I-- HERE. HERE. 465 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,625 OK, THAT'S A HALF A POUND, 466 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:06,000 AND I GOT-- THIS IS FOR, LIKE, A QUARTER OF AN OUNCE. 467 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,834 OK? NO, THAT'S AN OUNCE. 468 00:22:07,834 --> 00:22:10,583 QUARTER--NO, THAT'S QUARTER. THAT'S AN OUNCE, OK? 469 00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,417 THIS IS A QUARTER. THIS IS A QUARTER. 470 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,166 OK, HERE'S THE SIZE. AND THE QUARTER-- 471 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,750 I GOT SOME NEW DYNAMITE. 472 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,250 OH, HERE IT IS. HERE IT IS. OK. 473 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,959 DYNAMITE, HUH? CHECK THIS OUT. 474 00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,750 THIS'LL KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS. 475 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,750 [SNIFFS] MMM! SHIT! 476 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:25,083 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT HERE. 477 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:26,583 HEY, THAT AIN'T NOTHIN'. LOOK AT THIS. 478 00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,667 THAT LITTLE SHIT RIGHT THERE? 479 00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:29,250 THIS'LL KNOCK YOU ON YOUR ASS. 480 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,083 THIS IS FROM SOUTH AFRICA. 481 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,208 IT'S DURBAN POISON, MAN. 482 00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:33,583 IT'S THE WEIRDEST SHIT, MAN. 483 00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,708 IT'S, LIKE, PSYCHEDELIC. 484 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:36,083 I SMOKED THIS 2 DAYS AGO, MAN. 485 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:38,834 I'VE BEEN ON THE SCOOTER SINCE HUMBOLDT COUNTY. 486 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:41,083 THAT'S GONNA GET YOU ALL WIRED UP, MAN. 487 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:44,125 IT'S THE GREATEST STUFF I'VE EVER SMOKED. 488 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:45,375 AND IT'S JUST PURE SMOKE. 489 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:47,333 SO I CAN LET YOU HAVE EVERYTHING HERE FOR 5 GRAND. 490 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,166 I AIN'T GOT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' $5,000. 491 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:52,083 COME ON, MAN. LOOK AT YOU. 492 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,125 YOU'RE RICH. MAN, THAT'S CHEAP. 493 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,417 LOOK. CHECK IT OUT. 494 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,792 I GOT 400-500 I'M TRYING TO SPEND WITH YOU. 495 00:22:57,792 --> 00:22:58,875 $500? 496 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,375 OK, YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL FOR $500... 497 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,917 EXCEPT THIS. 498 00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:02,792 MAN, LET ME GET THAT TOO. 499 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,208 NO, NO. I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE IT, MAN. 500 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,959 I NEED TO DRIVE HOME, MAN. 501 00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,083 I'LL NEED THIS. 502 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:09,083 COOL. ALL RIGHT, THEN. 503 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,333 DONE DEZZO, MY MEZZO. 504 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,959 I'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT IN 2 MINUTES. 505 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,792 OK, OUT FRONT. 506 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:32,792 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 507 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:33,834 HELLO. 508 00:23:33,834 --> 00:23:35,166 GOOD MORNING, MR. WASHINGTON. 509 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,458 YEAH, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 510 00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,917 GOOD. 'CAUSE THE REST OF YOUR DAY IS GONNA BE FUCKED! 511 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:43,250 YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MUTHAFUCKA, ASSHOLE! 512 00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,166 I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU! 513 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:47,250 I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU! 514 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:49,166 I GOT THE MUTHAFUCKIN' AK, 515 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,333 AND I'M GONNA SPRAY 516 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:51,834 EVERY MUTHAFUCKA FROM AROUND YOUR WAY. 517 00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:53,166 I GOT THE MUTHAFUCKIN' CLOCK, 518 00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:54,917 AND I'M COMING ON YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' BLOCK! 519 00:23:54,917 --> 00:23:56,417 HOW'D SOME FOOL GET MY PRIVATE LINE? 520 00:23:56,417 --> 00:24:01,041 PROBABLY WONDERIN' HOW I GOT THIS NUMBER, HUH? 521 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:04,667 PBBBBBBBBTH! 522 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:06,291 [ON MACHINE] GOOD MORNING, MR. WASHINGTON. 523 00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:07,875 YEAH, HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING? 524 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:11,291 GOOD. 'CAUSE THE REST OF YOUR DAY IS GONNA BE FUCKED! 525 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:18,083 MY NIGGA. SO YOU GOT THE JOB, HUH? 526 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,959 YOU KNOW IT. THAT'S GOOD LOOKIN-OUT, MY NIGG. 527 00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,208 SHIT, YEAH. 528 00:24:22,208 --> 00:24:23,208 CHARGE IT TO THE GI-DAME. 529 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,375 HEY, GUESS WHAT? 530 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,208 WHAT'S THAT? I'M YOUR BOSS. 531 00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:28,708 AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 532 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:29,875 WHO WOULD FALL FOR THAT? 533 00:24:29,875 --> 00:24:33,041 SO I GUESS YOU CAN PAY YOUR HALF OF THE RENT NOW. 534 00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,083 REALLY STUPID. 535 00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,166 [STOMACH GRUMBLES] 536 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,208 DAMN! 537 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,708 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 538 00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,166 NOTHING, MAN. JUST A LITTLE GAS OR SOMETHING. 539 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:48,166 I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 540 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:49,333 SHIT, THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 541 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:52,208 MAN, SHIT FROM THAT TRUCK KILLIN' ME. 542 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:54,125 NIGGA, WHERE YOU THINK THEY GET THE MEAT 543 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,375 TO COOK THAT BULLSHIT FROM? 544 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,917 SO WHAT? THEY DONE GIVE THE NIGGA A PEOPLE BURRITO. 545 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,000 BASICALLY. 546 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,041 IT'S A TRIP, THOUGH, DOG. 547 00:25:00,041 --> 00:25:02,500 YOU NOTICE THE DAY GO BY REAL FAST 548 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,291 WHEN WE WORKING? 549 00:25:04,291 --> 00:25:05,834 DON'T SEEM LIKE THAT TO ME. 550 00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:08,041 THEN MAYBE YOU NEED TO GET BUSY AND DO SOME WORK. 551 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,959 HEY, DOG, I DO ENOUGH NOT TO GET FIRED. 552 00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:13,083 DOG, LISTEN. YOU AIN'T GONNA GET FIRED, ALL RIGHT? 553 00:25:13,083 --> 00:25:15,792 HE LOVES MAKING THREATS. THAT'S HIS THING. 554 00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:17,208 HE WANT TO SCARE YOU. 555 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,333 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 556 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:22,250 DID YOU KNOW MR. WASHINGTON FIRED CHRIS? 557 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:26,083 HE FIRED CHRIS? CHRIS CHRIS? 558 00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:28,083 YOU DON'T SEE HIM AROUND, DO YOU? 559 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:31,458 OH HO. NO SHIT? 560 00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:35,208 DAMN! 561 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:36,542 IS MY RIDE OUT THERE, JUAN? 562 00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:38,792 YOU GUYS DON'T PAY ME TO BE NO LOOKOUT. 563 00:25:38,792 --> 00:25:40,125 THAT'S MY OTHER JOB. 564 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:41,125 WHAT'S UP THERE, BABY? 565 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,834 IT'S THE ONE WITH THE GOLD Ds ON IT. 566 00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,208 LET'S SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL. 567 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:45,250 PLEASE, BOY, I WOULD NEVER MESS 568 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:46,333 WITH NOBODY THAT WORKS HERE. 569 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,834 SHIT, WE COULD WORK TOGETHER, PLAY TOGETHER, 570 00:25:48,834 --> 00:25:50,583 IT AIN'T GONNA AFFECT OUR PERFORMANCE. 571 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,792 OH, THAT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 572 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:54,500 I JUST DON'T WANT NO NIGGA MAKING LESS THAN ME. 573 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,792 THAT A BITCH? 574 00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:58,458 DAMN! THAT'S KEEPING IT REAL REAL, ESE. 575 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,333 [HORN HONKING] 576 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,834 OOH, THAT MUST BE MY RIDE. 577 00:26:01,834 --> 00:26:03,208 TELL MR. WASHINGTON I BOUNCED. 578 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,458 Sportscaster: HE'S SINGLE-TEAMED. HE'S DOUBLE-TEAMED. 579 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:06,792 OH, MAN! THEY TRIPLE-TEAMED KOBE! 580 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:09,834 [GAS AND DIARRHEA SOUNDS] 581 00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,083 OH, SHIT! 582 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:16,125 GOD DAMN IT, KOBE, PASS THE BALL! SHIT. 583 00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:17,333 Sportscaster: THE BALL ROLLS FREE. 584 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:19,208 SHAQ DIVES FOR IT. HE GETS IT. 585 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,291 CALM DOWN, DEE LOC. 586 00:26:21,291 --> 00:26:25,166 WHAT'S WRONG, NIGGA? YOU GOT THE BUBBLIES? 587 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,834 MAN, FUCK YOU. 588 00:26:27,834 --> 00:26:30,000 I NEED TO USE YOUR RESTROOM. 589 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,875 HOW LONG, BABY? 590 00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:33,166 LET ME GET THIS SNAKE UP OUTTA THERE. 591 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,166 HEY, CUZ, I TOLD YOU ABOUT FUCKING WITH THAT ROACH COACH. 592 00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,333 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 593 00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:45,208 SEAN, HURRY UP! LITTLE BABY GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM. 594 00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:48,166 LOOK OUT FOR YOUR NEPHEW ONE TIME. 595 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,291 Sean: ALL RIGHT. 596 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:51,959 I'M WRAPPING IT UP, RIGHT NOW. 597 00:26:51,959 --> 00:26:55,166 CAN YOU, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SAY HURRY UP? 598 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,375 PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? 599 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,875 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 600 00:26:59,917 --> 00:27:01,333 [TOILET DOESN'T FLUSH] 601 00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:02,500 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 602 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,125 [DOESN'T FLUSH] 603 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,542 DAMN! 604 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,667 Dee Loc: PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE? 605 00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:14,041 COME ON, CUZ, YOU HOLDING MY THING THING UP. 606 00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:15,500 SHIT! 607 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,041 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 608 00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,667 SEAN! 609 00:27:21,125 --> 00:27:25,458 NIGGA, SHE DON'T WANT TO COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW. 610 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:26,542 OOH, SHIT. 611 00:27:26,542 --> 00:27:29,417 THEY TURNED THE DAMN WATER OFF. 612 00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:30,583 GOD DAMN! 613 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,125 CALLING THE MUTHAFUCKIN' LANDLORD. 614 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,291 MAN, THEY TURNED THE WATER OFF, BABY. 615 00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:38,041 HMM, YOU GOTTA BE MUTHAFUCKIN' JOKING. 616 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:42,250 CALL THIS LANDLORD. SEE WHAT'S HAP. 617 00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,083 FRANCIS RESIDENCE. MAY I HELP YOU? 618 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:52,458 YEAH, THIS IS YOUR TENANT FROM APARTMENT 13. 619 00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,083 APARTMENT 13? 620 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:56,166 DEE LOC? WHAT MAY I HELP YOU WITH, SIR? 621 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:59,583 YEAH, UH, WE HAVING A TECHNICAL DIFFICULTY WITH OUR WATER SYSTEM. 622 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:02,250 THIS SHIT AIN'T WORKING NO MORE. 623 00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:03,417 YOU GAVE US A 3 DAY NOTICE. 624 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:04,792 WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? WHY THE WATER AIN'T ON? 625 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,458 GO AND CHECK AND SEE IF IT'S WORKING NOW. 626 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:10,083 HOLD ON. 627 00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:16,583 NO, MAN. SHIT AIN'T WORKIN'. 628 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:19,917 EXACTLY. 629 00:28:19,917 --> 00:28:21,917 WHICH MEANS I CAN DO PRETTY MUCH WHAT I WANT TO 630 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,166 WITH MY WATER, THANK YOU. 631 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:25,083 HEY, NIGGA, YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE ACTING LIKE THAT, FOOL. 632 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:27,583 I TOLD YOU WE'RE GONNA PAY THE MUTHAFUCKIN' RENT, MUTHAFUCKA. 633 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:30,542 YES, I DO. I CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE YOU RUNNING UP MY WATER BILL, 634 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:31,625 AND YOU NOT PAYING YOUR RENT! 635 00:28:31,625 --> 00:28:33,208 CUZ, WE'RE GONNA PAY THE RENT. 636 00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:34,792 WHEN?! IN 2 DAYS, NIGGA. 637 00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:39,166 IN 2 DAYS YOU WILL GET YOUR WATER BACK ON. 638 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,917 HELLO?! 639 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,291 HELLO? NIGGA, JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 640 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,625 HE DONE ALREADY HUNG UP. 641 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:48,083 BITCH. 642 00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:50,583 BABY, I GOTTA PEE. I DON'T CARE. 643 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,959 OH, YES, YOU DO. 644 00:28:51,959 --> 00:28:53,291 YOU AIN'T TRYING TO GO IN THERE. THAT'S JUST UGLY. 645 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:56,250 WELL, I'M GONNA BUST A BAG HOLDING IT FOR SO LONG. 646 00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:57,166 MAN, I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT. 647 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,792 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS HERE, DOG? 648 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,750 LOOK, WE STILL GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS, RIGHT? 649 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:05,125 SHOOT, I GOT MY HALF OF THE RENT RIGHT NOW. 650 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:06,458 WHY DON'T YOU GO ON AND PAY THAT SHIT, 651 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,625 SINCE YOU BALLIN' SO TOUGH? 652 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:09,959 NIGGA, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? BOO BOO THE FOOL? 653 00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:11,375 YOU SAID WE GOT A COUPLE DAYS, RIGHT? 654 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,667 YEAH. 655 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,000 WE GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS, THEN. 656 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,208 GRAB YOUR SHIT, BABY. WE GOING TO YOUR SPOT. 657 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,166 AND GO AND GET IN THE JA-COZY. 658 00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:21,000 WE GET OUT OF THEM ROACHES, DOG. 659 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,375 OH HO, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH? 660 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,667 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 661 00:29:25,667 --> 00:29:27,166 MM-HMM. 662 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,458 [RING] 663 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,500 GOOD MORNING, ASSHOLE. 664 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,375 JUST WANTED TO START YOUR DAY BY SAYING... 665 00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:35,041 FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE! 666 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,083 YEAH! 667 00:29:37,083 --> 00:29:40,250 OH, THIS PRANK'S GONE TOO GOD DAMNED FAR, NOW. 668 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:42,708 [YELLING] 669 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:52,166 MM-HMM. 670 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,583 HMM! 671 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,291 YEAH. 672 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:56,375 HE'S A GOOD WORKER. 673 00:29:56,375 --> 00:30:00,166 THE BOY'S GOT POTENTIAL. 674 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:18,625 WHAT THE... 675 00:30:18,625 --> 00:30:21,375 WHAT THE HELL? 676 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,417 I KNOW DAMN WELL... 677 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:25,333 YOU KNOW WHAT IRRITATES ME THE MOST? 678 00:30:25,333 --> 00:30:27,208 WHAT? 679 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:30,333 SOMEBODY STANDING OVER MY SHOULDER WHEN I'M TRYING TO WORK. 680 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:32,542 SEAN! SEAN! 681 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:34,625 I NEED TO SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE. 682 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,542 HEY, LOC? WHAT'S THAT? 683 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:38,792 AIN'T THAT ONE OF YOUR THISTLES? 684 00:30:38,792 --> 00:30:40,083 TALK THIS BITCH UP. 685 00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:41,750 CHIZZLE, THIZZLE, I'LL BE RIGHT BIZZLE. 686 00:30:41,750 --> 00:30:46,041 HANDLE THAT WHILE I HANDLE THAT. 687 00:30:47,667 --> 00:30:48,917 WHAT YOU DOING, COMING UP HERE, GIRL? 688 00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,458 YOU TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE OR SOMETHING? 689 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:52,417 I WANT SOME, BABY. 690 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,291 YOU WANT SOME? YOU HAD SOME LAST NIGHT. 691 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,417 THAT WAS THEN, 692 00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:59,250 AND THIS IS NOW. 693 00:30:59,250 --> 00:31:00,583 ALL RIGHT, GET OUT. 694 00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:02,792 I GOT SOMEWHERE WE CAN ROLL TO. 695 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:08,208 SHIT. 696 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:09,625 YOU GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE TODAY 697 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:13,041 LOOKING ALL GOOD LIKE THIS. 698 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,208 YES, SIR. 699 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,333 YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? 700 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,542 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 701 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:22,208 LOOK AT THAT. 702 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,625 WHAT THE-- STEALING. 703 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:26,417 THAT'S RIGHT. 704 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:28,583 LET ME RUN IT BACK AGAIN FOR YOU. 705 00:31:31,834 --> 00:31:34,166 I'M GONNA RUN IT BACK AGAIN FOR YOU. 706 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:36,208 MM-HMM-HMM. 707 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,917 STEALING. 708 00:31:41,458 --> 00:31:42,792 STEALING! 709 00:31:42,792 --> 00:31:44,291 NOW, LOOK, I AIN'T GOT NOTHING AGAINST YOUR BOY, 710 00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:45,708 BUT AIN'T NOBODY GONNA BE STEALING FROM ME! 711 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:49,250 MAYBE THESE AUTOMATIC BRUSHES AIN'T A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL. 712 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,834 AT LEAST THEY DON'T STEAL SHIT. 713 00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:53,375 OH, SO YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT GETTING THOSE NEW BRUSHES INSTALLED? 714 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:54,583 OH, YEAH. 715 00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:55,583 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 716 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:56,834 WOULD MAKE THINGS RUN A LOT SMOOTHER. 717 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,875 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA PUT THIS ONE ON YOU. 718 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:01,375 IT'S YOUR DECISION WHETHER HE STAYS 719 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,333 OR WHETHER HE GOES. 720 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,542 ONLY YOUR SECOND DAY ON THE JOB, 721 00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:06,291 AND YOU'RE ALREADY MAKIN' CORPORATE DECISIONS. 722 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:09,208 GO MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON. 723 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:13,166 OH, DEE LOC MUST BE GETTING BUSY WITH THOSE GIRLS. 724 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,834 THAT'S WHAT I'D BE DOING. I'D BE... 725 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:18,750 YEAH, JACKING OFF ON YOUR BALLS. 726 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:20,500 WHAT?! AAH! 727 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,375 NO! RAPE! RAPE! 728 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:25,208 MAMA! HE GONNA HURT ME! 729 00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:27,333 IS THAT ALL Y'ALL DO IS PLAY? 730 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:29,667 MAN, WHERE IS DEE LOC? 731 00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:31,291 I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM, BOSS. 732 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:32,834 [SNICKERING] 733 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:33,834 LOOK, MAN, I'M SERIOUS. 734 00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,458 MR. WASHINGTON LOOKING FOR HIM. 735 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,291 OH, SHIT! WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP 736 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:39,667 AND WE'LL MEET BACK HERE. 737 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,417 I'LL CHECK AROUND BACK. 738 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:47,166 [TALKING TO HIMSELF] 739 00:32:50,291 --> 00:32:51,583 HOW YOU DOING? 740 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:53,500 FUCK YOU. 741 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:54,708 RIGHT? RIGHT. 742 00:32:54,708 --> 00:32:56,583 COOL. LISTEN TO ME. 743 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:57,667 I WANT THE SPECIAL. 744 00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:58,792 YOU WANT THE SPECIAL. 745 00:32:58,792 --> 00:32:59,959 I WANT THE TUTTI FRUTTI ROOTIN' TUTTI SPECIAL. 746 00:32:59,959 --> 00:33:01,375 TUTTI FRUTTI-- I WANT THE TIRES DONE. 747 00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,542 I WANT THE ARMOR ALL ON THE THING. 748 00:33:02,542 --> 00:33:03,708 I WANT THE WAX. YOU GOT ALL THAT? 749 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:04,834 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 750 00:33:04,834 --> 00:33:06,375 NOW, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 751 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,583 [LAUGHING] AAH! 752 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:10,000 WHAT THE FUCK? 753 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,708 BRO, YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT. FUCKIN' GET ME OUTTA HERE, MAN! 754 00:33:11,708 --> 00:33:14,917 I FUCKED THIS GUY'S SISTER. PLEASE! DUDE, I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK HER. 755 00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:16,625 NO, DOG. I CAN'T HELP YOU. 756 00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:18,458 BITCH! YOU GOT THAT? 757 00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,667 HEY! WHAT-- 758 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:22,291 EASY DOES IT. EASY, NOW. 759 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,375 GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. 760 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,708 YOU, YOU STUTTERING RAT BASTARD, 761 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:25,792 GET THE FUCK IN THERE. 762 00:33:25,792 --> 00:33:27,083 SOPRANOS! SOPRANOS! 763 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,917 I GOT YOUR FUCKIN' SOPRANO, YOU FRUITCAKE. 764 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,417 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 765 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:47,208 DEE! 766 00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:52,708 Vickey: OH, DEE LOC. 767 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,875 Dee Loc: YEAH! 768 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,750 YEAH. 769 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:09,041 MMM. 770 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:11,458 YEAH, BABY. 771 00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:12,792 [MOANING] 772 00:34:12,792 --> 00:34:16,458 YEAH. 773 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:20,000 YEAH. OH. 774 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,792 OH, THAT'S MY SPOT. 775 00:34:22,792 --> 00:34:28,375 YEAH, DEE. YEAH, BABY. 776 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:29,625 YEAH. 777 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:32,458 DAMN. AAH! 778 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:37,625 DEE, IS THAT YOU? AAH! 779 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,917 SHIT! SHIT! 780 00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:42,458 I'M COMING! OH, SHIT! 781 00:34:42,458 --> 00:34:43,583 AAH! 782 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,000 DOG, YOU'RE TRIPPIN'. 783 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,583 I'M COMING, SEAN! 784 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:49,583 OH, SHIT! 785 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:53,041 DEE! DAMN. 786 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:56,875 I'M COMIN', NIGGA. 787 00:35:00,417 --> 00:35:01,417 WHAT, NIGGA? 788 00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:03,708 YOU SEE WHAT I GOT CRACKIN'? 789 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,625 WE NEED TO TALK. 790 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,500 ABOUT WHAT? 791 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:11,834 OH, DON'T TELL ME. 792 00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:12,834 YOU GOT YOUR HALF OF THE RENT? 793 00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,417 NOW, WHY YOU GO TRY TO CLOWN ME LIKE THAT? 794 00:35:14,417 --> 00:35:15,458 YOU KNOW I AIN'T GOT IT YET. 795 00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,834 WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT SHIT OUT 796 00:35:16,834 --> 00:35:19,583 BEFORE MR. WASHINGTON COMES. HE ALREADY PISSED OFF AT YOU. 797 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,917 NIGGA, WHAT MR. WASHINGTON PISSED OFF AT ME FOR? 798 00:35:21,917 --> 00:35:23,375 IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK. 799 00:35:23,375 --> 00:35:24,500 WORSE THAN I THINK? 800 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:26,500 MAN, STONE ME OUT WITH ALL THAT MYSTERY SHIT, 801 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,041 AND TELL ME WHAT'S POPPIN'. 802 00:35:28,041 --> 00:35:29,375 OK, LOOK. 803 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:31,917 BOSS MAN GOT YOU ON TAPE STEALING SUPPLIES, 804 00:35:31,917 --> 00:35:34,083 AND HE SENT ME IN HERE TO FIRE YOUR ASS. 805 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,458 FIRE ME? 806 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:36,875 WHO THE FUCK IS YOU? 807 00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:38,417 THE CAR WASH DETECTIVE? 808 00:35:38,417 --> 00:35:40,625 GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE, CROW-JACK. 809 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:41,708 OK, WHATEVER. 810 00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,500 LIKE I SAID, BOSS MAN GOT YOU ON TAPE STEALIN'. 811 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,875 AND HE LEFT IT UP TO ME WHETHER OR NOT YOU STAY. 812 00:35:46,875 --> 00:35:49,917 SO WHAT'S YOUR DECISION... BOSS? 813 00:35:50,959 --> 00:35:53,708 I GUESS YOU CAN STAY. 814 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:56,083 FOR NOW. 815 00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:59,500 AIN'T THAT A BITCH? 816 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,917 YOU FINISHED? 817 00:36:06,917 --> 00:36:08,458 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM. LOC? 818 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,083 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MUTHAFUCKER SEAN 819 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,041 JUST THREATENED TO FIRE ME, CUZ? 820 00:36:11,041 --> 00:36:13,417 WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS? 821 00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:15,125 THAT'S YOUR HOMEY BOSS. 822 00:36:15,125 --> 00:36:17,542 I MEAN, YOUR BOSS, HOMEY. 823 00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,208 MAN, KICK BACK WITH ALL THAT BULLSHIT. 824 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,583 I AIN'T IN THE MOOD TO PLAY RIGHT NOW. 825 00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:23,834 HEY, LOOK, IF I WERE YOU, I BOMB-- 826 00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:26,083 BIP! SLEEP. 827 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:27,542 SHUT THE FUCK UP, NIGGA. 828 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:28,959 I'M GONNA TAKE A SMOKE BREAK. 829 00:36:28,959 --> 00:36:30,708 STRAIGHT ALL DAY. 830 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:32,583 HEY, JIMMY. 831 00:36:32,583 --> 00:36:33,583 JIMMY! 832 00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,208 CHECK THIS OUT, CUZ. LOOK AT THIS SNAKE. 833 00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:36,542 CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MUTHAFUCKER. 834 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:38,000 HE LET HIS JOB GO TO HIS HEAD. 835 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,834 AND I'M THE MUTHAFUCKA THAT PUT HIM ON. 836 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:41,208 YOU KNOW, MR. WASHINGTON THINKING ABOUT 837 00:36:41,208 --> 00:36:43,125 GETTING IN SOME OF THOSE NEW BRUSHES. 838 00:36:43,125 --> 00:36:44,917 OH, YEAH? 839 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:47,417 THAT ELECTRIC SHIT. 840 00:36:47,417 --> 00:36:49,083 KHAKIS ALL KICKED UP HIS ASS. 841 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,458 THEY PROBABLY A THONG AND SHIT. 842 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,500 YOU TALKING ABOUT THEM BRUSHES LIKE THEY COOL. 843 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:55,125 BUT IF HE GET THE BRUSHES 844 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:57,667 I'M FIRED, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO. 845 00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:01,708 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 846 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:03,458 CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NIGGA, MAN. 847 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,875 NIGGAS ARE BITCHES, MAN. 848 00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:06,125 LET'S GO SMOKE SOME. 849 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:07,834 HEY, MIGHT AS WELL START, HUH? 850 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:11,250 THAT FOOL SEAN THINK THIS IS A REAL JOB, HUH? 851 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:15,083 I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING PISSED, THOUGH. 852 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:18,166 THAT NIGGA PULL SOME BULLSHIT. 853 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:21,083 SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 854 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,041 SHIT. IT'S POPPIN' RIGHT NOW. 855 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,125 I'M GONNA GO HOME AND TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF. 856 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:26,667 WHAT ABOUT YOUR BOY SEAN? 857 00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:28,041 MAN, FUCK THAT NIGGA. 858 00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:30,834 HE CAN'T EVEN PAY HIS HALF OF THE RENT. 859 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:33,959 OLD BROKE ASS NIGGA! 860 00:37:33,959 --> 00:37:37,834 YOU A FOOL, THOUGH. YOU'RE HIGH AS FUCK. 861 00:37:37,834 --> 00:37:39,834 Xzibit: ♪ YOUR NO MEANS NO AND YOUR YES MEANS YES ♪ 862 00:37:39,834 --> 00:37:43,208 ♪ AND YOU CAN STAND BY YOUR WORD 'CAUSE YOUR WORD IS YOUR BOSS ♪ 863 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:46,667 ♪ LOSE ONE, YOU LOSIN' 'EM ALL ♪ 864 00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:48,875 ♪ THINKIN' ALL HELL IS ALCOHOL ♪ 865 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,959 ♪ THIS IS MY TURN NOW... ♪ 866 00:37:50,959 --> 00:37:52,208 WHOA. WHOA. WHOA, MAN. 867 00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:55,000 WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN', MAN? THAT'S WINDEX? 868 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,542 YOU PUTTIN' WINDEX ON MY TIRES, MAN? 869 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,000 YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN'. 870 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,083 DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN' WINDOW TO YOUR ASS, MAN? 871 00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,166 NAH, THAT AIN'T A WINDOW. 872 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,542 THAT'S JUST MY SPECIAL-- 873 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,166 CAN YOU SEE THROUGH THIS MUTHAFUCKA, MAN? HUH? 874 00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:06,041 HOLD UP. ARE YOU INSULTING MY INTELLIGENCE? 875 00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:07,458 HELL, YEAH. YOU DON'T PUT WINDEX ON TIRES, MAN. 876 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:09,542 I'M A PROFESSIONAL. I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 877 00:38:09,542 --> 00:38:10,542 GO GET YOUR MANAGER RIGHT NOW, MAN. 878 00:38:10,542 --> 00:38:12,083 WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 879 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,208 ARE YOU THE MANAGER? YEAH. 880 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,542 ARE YOU THE MANAGER? 881 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:15,542 I'M THE MANAGER. 882 00:38:15,542 --> 00:38:17,041 MIGHTY MOUSE RIGHT HERE JUST PUT SOME WINDEX 883 00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:18,208 ON MY FUCKING TIRE, MAN. 884 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,917 ARE YOU PUTTIN' WINDEX ON THE TIRES AGAIN? 885 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:22,041 HEY, YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I DO, DOG. 886 00:38:22,041 --> 00:38:23,333 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PROFESSIONAL CAR WASH. 887 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:24,625 LET ME HANDLE THIS. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 888 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:26,041 YEAH, MAN. HANDLE IT, MANAGER. 889 00:38:26,041 --> 00:38:26,917 HANDLE IT. GO AHEAD, MAN. 890 00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:28,166 GO AHEAD WITH THAT. HANDLE IT, MANAGER. 891 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:30,041 THIS SHOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT EVERYTHING. 892 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,041 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 893 00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:33,500 LET'S STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. 894 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:35,875 ALL RIGHT. 895 00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:36,875 THERE YOU GO. 896 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:38,041 A FREE CAR WASH? 897 00:38:38,041 --> 00:38:40,667 YEAH. ANY TIME YOU NEED IT. 898 00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:43,041 MAN, I DON'T WANT NO FUCKING FREE CAR WASH, MAN. 899 00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:45,875 I NEED MY MONEY BACK OR SOMETHING. YOU GONNA GIVE ME THIS. 900 00:38:45,875 --> 00:38:47,834 YOU NEED TO GIVE ME 3 OR 4 OF THESE, MAN. 901 00:38:47,834 --> 00:38:48,708 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? 902 00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,208 CHECK THIS OUT, HOMEY. I GOT IT FOR YOU. 903 00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:51,583 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DICK ABOUT IT, 904 00:38:51,583 --> 00:38:54,458 TAKE YOUR ASS UP THE GOD DAMN STREET. 905 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,708 WELL, FUCK YOU THEN, OLD TROUT-MOUTH ASS NIGGA! 906 00:38:58,250 --> 00:38:59,417 WHAT YOU DOIN'? 907 00:38:59,417 --> 00:39:00,834 SHOULDN'T YOU BE DOWN THERE GETTING WET? 908 00:39:00,834 --> 00:39:01,917 JUST HAVING A CIGARETTE BREAK. 909 00:39:01,917 --> 00:39:03,917 I'M ABOUT TO RIDE OUT A BITCH ASS NIGGA. 910 00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:06,792 HOLLER RIGHT BACK AT YOU, KIMBO. 911 00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:08,917 HEY, DEE! 912 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,708 NEED TO HOLLER AT YA. 913 00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:11,834 HEY, Y'ALL. 914 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:14,708 I GOTTA GO TO A DENTIST APPOINTMENT. 915 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:16,875 DEE! 916 00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:18,917 DEE! 917 00:39:18,917 --> 00:39:20,375 [HONKS CAR HORN] 918 00:39:23,917 --> 00:39:26,125 DO COME AGAIN. 919 00:39:32,125 --> 00:39:34,792 EXCUSE ME, DO YOU KNOW WHO CLEANED MY CAR OUT? 920 00:39:34,792 --> 00:39:37,250 WHAT? IT WASN'T ME. I AIN'T TOOK SHIT. 921 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,959 NOW, DID I SAY YOU TOOK ANYTHING? 922 00:39:39,959 --> 00:39:41,875 YOU MUST HAVE DID IT. 923 00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,083 JUST CHECK THIS OUT, HOME GIRL. 924 00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,250 LOOK, I'M GONNA TAKE SOMETHIN', 925 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:45,542 IT'S GONNA BE REAL. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 926 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:47,166 IT AIN'T GONNA BE NO FEW PUNK ASS DOLLARS. 927 00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:50,750 FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT WAS TAKEN. 928 00:39:50,750 --> 00:39:53,458 AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT WAS A DIME. IT'S STILL MINE. 929 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:55,667 HEY--HEY, DON'T BE COMIN' AT ME LIKE THAT. 930 00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:57,792 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 931 00:39:57,792 --> 00:39:59,792 OH, OK. SO YOU BAD NOW. 932 00:39:59,792 --> 00:40:00,792 YEAH. 933 00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:02,792 OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW YOU. 934 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:04,250 AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 935 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,083 LOOK. HERE. LOOK RIGHT HERE. 936 00:40:06,083 --> 00:40:07,166 HERE. HERE. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 937 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,458 NOTHIN' BUT A FEW PUNK ASS DOLLARS. 938 00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:11,125 PLEASE. YOU GO ON AND PUT THAT BACK IN YOUR POCKET. 939 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:12,792 I'M STRAIGHT. 940 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,792 WHAT? 941 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:15,959 HEY! 942 00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:17,875 HEY, I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR MONEY! 943 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,667 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 944 00:40:20,959 --> 00:40:22,166 HEY! 945 00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:24,041 Television: THE HAWKS GET THE OPENING TIP 946 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:25,875 TO START THE GAME. 947 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:32,875 IT'S KNOCKED AWAY. STOLEN. 948 00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,917 THERE'S THE ENTRY PASS TO DAY. 949 00:40:36,917 --> 00:40:39,125 HE MAKES A 20-FOOTER. 950 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:42,125 OH, AND A SWEET SHOT. 951 00:40:42,834 --> 00:40:44,708 SHIT. 952 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,250 [SIGHS] 953 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:52,125 FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND QUIET. 954 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,875 OH, DAMN. 955 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:08,917 GOTTA GET THAT GOD DAMN BOOT OFF MY CAR. SHIT. 956 00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,333 SHIT. 957 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,375 Radio: WEST SIDE RADIO IN YOUR EAR HOLE, EVERYBODY. 958 00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:24,917 JULIO G RIGHT HERE. ACROSS FROM ME, DJ JAM. 959 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:25,917 IT'S THE 7:00 MIX DOWN. 960 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,959 JAM, DROP THE BEAT FOR ME, HOMEBOY. 961 00:41:28,959 --> 00:41:32,083 OH, THAT IS MY SONG, GIRL. 962 00:41:32,083 --> 00:41:33,250 RIGHT THERE. 963 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:36,166 SHOOT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TURN THAT UP. 964 00:41:37,917 --> 00:41:39,834 [MUSIC GETS LOUDER] 965 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:46,000 [SIGHS] 966 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,125 FUCK, MAN. 967 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:48,917 ♪ YOU IN THE OFFICE OF THE GOOD DOCTOR, KID ♪ 968 00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:52,917 ♪ LET'S WALK AGAIN, LIKE CLOCK AGAIN, THE HOOD ROCK AGAIN ♪ 969 00:41:52,917 --> 00:41:55,291 CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN SOME? 970 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,708 DEE. 971 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,750 TURN IT DOWN SOME, DOG. 972 00:42:04,417 --> 00:42:05,917 LOOK, NIGGA, I'VE BEEN AT WORK 973 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:08,708 ALL GOD DAMN DAY, AND I'M TIRED. 974 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:09,625 I'M IN HERE TRYING TO RELAX. 975 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:11,417 WHY DON'T YOU TURN IT DOWN SOME, NIGGA? 976 00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:13,417 NIGGA, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO RELAX 977 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:14,875 TAKE YOUR BITCH ASS TO THE SNOWY FOX. 978 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:18,875 THIS THE SPOT, MUTHAFUCKA. AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. 979 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:21,792 HOLD UP. WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKIN' TO, MAN? 980 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:22,875 HOLD THIS SHIT, BABY. 981 00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:25,917 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NIGGA MAKES ME GO A MILE ONCE. 982 00:42:25,917 --> 00:42:29,083 NIGGA, WHAT YOU GONNA DO? 983 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:32,000 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO QUIT IT WITH THAT TOUGH GUY ACT. 984 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,917 NIGGA, THIS AIN'T NO MUTHAFUCKIN' ACT. I'M SERIOUS WITH THIS. 985 00:42:35,917 --> 00:42:37,041 YOU'RE TRIPPIN', HOMEBOY. 986 00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:39,583 NIGGA. JUST GET ME MY MUTHAFUCKIN' HALF OF THE RENT. 987 00:42:39,583 --> 00:42:43,291 ANYWAYS, WE DON'T NEED HIM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 988 00:42:43,291 --> 00:42:46,041 COME ON, BABY. SIT DOWN. 989 00:42:46,041 --> 00:42:47,041 [DOOR SLAMS] 990 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:48,166 NIGGA, I'M DEE LOC! 991 00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:51,458 I PAY THE COST TO BE THE BOSS, YOU PUNK MUTHAFUCKA! 992 00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:53,792 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 993 00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:56,458 ♪ THE MUTHAFUCKAS BE ALL IN YOUR EAR AND SHIT ♪ 994 00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,458 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? ♪ 995 00:42:58,458 --> 00:42:59,792 ♪ OR THAT NAGGING BITCH ♪ 996 00:42:59,792 --> 00:43:02,792 ♪ WHO JUST LIKE TO HEAR HERSELF TALK ♪ 997 00:43:02,792 --> 00:43:04,250 ♪ GOIN' ON YOUR HIGHWAY ♪ 998 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:08,041 ♪ THAT'S SOME FUCKED UP SHIT, BUT IT HAPPENS ♪ 999 00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:10,250 ♪ YO ♪ 1000 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:11,333 ♪ SCHIZOPHRENIA ♪ 1001 00:43:11,333 --> 00:43:12,333 ♪ HOW MANY OF YA GOT IT? ♪ 1002 00:43:12,333 --> 00:43:13,500 ♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS ♪ 1003 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,834 ♪ CAN SAY THEY'RE PSYCHOTIC? ♪ 1004 00:43:14,834 --> 00:43:15,917 ♪ HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN SAY ♪ 1005 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:18,208 ♪ THEIR BRAINS DRY ROTTED FROM POT ♪ 1006 00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:20,000 ♪ YOU GOT IT LIKE I GOT IT OR NOT ♪ 1007 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,917 ♪ IF YOU DID YOU WOULD KNOW JUST WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ♪ 1008 00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:26,834 ♪ WHEN YOUR TONGUE'S ROTTIN' OUT FROM COTTON MOUTH ♪ 1009 00:43:30,834 --> 00:43:33,333 JUAN. I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE, CUZ. 1010 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,834 OOH, THEY BE HAVING SOME STANK HOES IN THESE VIDEOS. 1011 00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:40,000 NAH, THEY LOOK ALL RIGHT TO ME. THEY LOOK COOL. 1012 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,166 OOH. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1013 00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:42,500 IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR ME TO GO, BABY. 1014 00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:44,041 ALL RIGHT. THANKS FOR THE RIDE. 1015 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:47,500 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU. 1016 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,166 YOU CRAZY, BOY. GET OUT OF HERE. 1017 00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:52,166 LOOK, I'M GONNA HOLLER AT YOU TOMORROW. 1018 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:53,125 OK. OK? 1019 00:43:53,125 --> 00:43:54,125 ALL RIGHT. 1020 00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:55,875 ALL RIGHT. 1021 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:57,667 MARK. 1022 00:43:57,667 --> 00:43:59,875 HAVE YOU GOT A FEW DOLLARS I CAN BORROW 1023 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:01,125 SO I CAN GET SOMETHING FROM THE MALL? 1024 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:03,208 YEAH, BABY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOMETHIN' 1025 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,208 OFF THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. 1026 00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:07,000 BUT YOU MY BOO. I DO ANYTHING FOR MY BOO. 1027 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,375 LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE. 1028 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:11,834 WOP. WOP. WOP. WOP. ALL DAY, BABY. ALL THE TIME. 1029 00:44:11,834 --> 00:44:15,291 THERE YOU GO. HOW'S IT LOOK? 1030 00:44:15,291 --> 00:44:16,500 I CAN MAKE IT WORK. 1031 00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,291 MAKE IT WORK. MAKE IT WORK. 1032 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:20,041 77, 78, 79-- 1033 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:22,041 SIR, DO YOU MIND LEAVING? 1034 00:44:22,041 --> 00:44:23,041 YOU TALKIN' TO ME? 1035 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:24,959 NO, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. 1036 00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:26,041 I'M WITH MY BABY, MAN. 1037 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:26,959 WELL, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 1038 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:28,375 IF YOU DON'T BOUNCE YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE 1039 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:30,166 IN THAT RUBBER SUIT... 1040 00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:32,041 YOUR PUNK ASS. 1041 00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:33,917 POLICE PROBABLY GONNA ARREST YOU 1042 00:44:33,917 --> 00:44:36,500 FOR ATTEMPTED LEATHER. 1043 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,583 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS DON'T MAKE NO KIND OF SENSE. 1044 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:40,917 I KNOW I COUNTED AT LEAST 100 CARS 1045 00:44:40,917 --> 00:44:44,291 ON THAT LINE MYSELF BEFORE I CHECKED THE TICKETS. 1046 00:44:47,458 --> 00:44:50,291 SEND SEAN IN AS SOON AS HE GETS HERE. 1047 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:52,375 MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. 1048 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:55,875 CAN'T MAKE A DECENT DOLLAR AROUND HERE. 1049 00:44:55,875 --> 00:44:57,959 SO I TAKE THE BITCH OVER TO DO MY THING, 1050 00:44:57,959 --> 00:44:59,417 WHAT YOU KNOW HOW I DO IT. 1051 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:00,500 AND WHEN I GET HOME-- 1052 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:02,000 WHAT'S UP? HOW Y'ALL DOIN'? 1053 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,250 LIKE I SAID, COUSIN, WHEN I GET HOME, 1054 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:04,959 THERE'S ANOTHER BITCH WAITING ON A NIGGA, 1055 00:45:04,959 --> 00:45:07,041 SO I GOT TO FUCK 2 HOES IN ONE NIGHT. 1056 00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:10,917 MR. WASH WANT TO SEE YOU. 1057 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,917 THANKS. HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING? 1058 00:45:15,041 --> 00:45:17,500 DIE, YOU MOTHER-- OH, SHIT! 1059 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,333 GOT YOUR MONKEY ASS! 1060 00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:20,500 I'M GONNA HAVE ME SOME FUN. 1061 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,625 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] WHO IS IT? 1062 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:23,500 IT'S ME, SEAN, MR. WASH. 1063 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:26,041 COME ON IN. COME ON IN. 1064 00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:28,417 DIE! DAMN! 1065 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:31,959 DAMN NEAR HAD HIGH SCORE ON THAT ONE. 1066 00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:34,083 GO AHEAD, HAVE A SEAT. 1067 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,959 ALL RIGHT. 1068 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,625 YES, SIR. 1069 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:44,708 NOW, TODAY'S TOPIC IS, UH, SALES. 1070 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:46,792 CASE IN POINT. 1071 00:45:47,542 --> 00:45:48,792 NOW, YESTERDAY, 1072 00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:51,000 I KNOW I SAW 200-300 CARS COME THROUGH HERE. 1073 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 BUT MY BOTTOM LINE AIN'T REFLECTING THAT. 1074 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,208 SO WHAT DOES THAT TELL ME? 1075 00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:56,333 YOU'RE LAYING ME OFF? 1076 00:45:56,333 --> 00:45:58,417 IT TELLS ME I NEED TO WORK ON MY SHOWMANSHIP. 1077 00:45:58,417 --> 00:46:00,917 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. SHOWMANSHIP. 1078 00:46:00,917 --> 00:46:02,208 SOMETHING TO PICK UP THE BUSINESS AROUND HERE. 1079 00:46:02,208 --> 00:46:04,083 PICK UP THE FLOW. KEEP THE BUSINESS IN HERE. 1080 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:08,375 KEEP PEOPLE HANGING AROUND, YOU KNOW? SHOWMANSHIP. 1081 00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:10,500 HMM, SHOWMANSHIP. 1082 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:12,208 YEAH. 1083 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:18,375 WHAT IF... 1084 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:19,708 NAH. NAH. NAH. THAT'S CRAZY. 1085 00:46:19,708 --> 00:46:21,583 NO. NO. GO ON. SAY IT. SAY IT, SON. 1086 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:23,500 SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. 1087 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,000 WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING. 1088 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,583 WHAT IF WE HAD A BIKINI WASH? 1089 00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:30,166 A BIKINI WASH? 1090 00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:33,208 LIKE THOSE BUDWEISER GIRLS THEY PUT IN THOSE BOXING RINGS. 1091 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:34,291 WHAT THEY GONNA DO? 1092 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:35,375 WE CAN DRESS 'EM UP IN BIKINIS, 1093 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,333 HAVE 'EM OUT THERE VACUUMING AND WASHING CARS. 1094 00:46:37,333 --> 00:46:40,375 MMM. MM-HMM. 1095 00:46:40,375 --> 00:46:41,375 YEAH. 1096 00:46:41,375 --> 00:46:42,542 YEAH. 1097 00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:44,208 I CAN SEE IT NOW. YEAH. 1098 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,542 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1099 00:46:45,542 --> 00:46:46,667 YEAH. OH. 1100 00:46:46,667 --> 00:46:47,708 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1101 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:49,375 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 1102 00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:50,417 MR. WASHINGTON. 1103 00:46:50,417 --> 00:46:51,417 HMM? 1104 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,458 THE PHONE. 1105 00:46:52,458 --> 00:46:53,625 OH, YEAH. YELLO? 1106 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,542 DO YOU WANNA FUCK WITH ME? 1107 00:46:56,542 --> 00:46:57,708 WATCH YOUR BACK, ASSHOLE. 1108 00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:00,750 PAYBACK'S A MUTHAFUCKA! 1109 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:06,125 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR. WASH? 1110 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:07,583 UH, YEAH. 1111 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:08,750 UH, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. 1112 00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:11,333 UH, CAN YOU GET 'EM STARTED TODAY? 1113 00:47:11,333 --> 00:47:12,667 WHO? THE GIRLS, SON. 1114 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:13,750 OH, THE GIRLS. 1115 00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,250 YEAH, I CAN GET A COUPLE UP HERE. 1116 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,625 YOU KNOW, FOR STARTERS. TO SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT. 1117 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:18,667 YOU KNOW, JUST A TEST RUN. 1118 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:19,750 SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT. 1119 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,583 AND THAT WAY... 1120 00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:25,041 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE FULL MINIMUM WAGE. 1121 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,625 THERE YOU GO. 1122 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:31,291 I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHIN' I LIKED ABOUT YOU. 1123 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,708 ALREADY SAVIN' ME MONEY. 1124 00:47:32,708 --> 00:47:35,583 UP IN HERE. UP IN HERE. 1125 00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:37,625 HOMEBOY. 1126 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:41,667 OH. OK. 1127 00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:43,500 I'LL GO HANDLE THAT. 1128 00:47:43,500 --> 00:47:45,291 I'M ON IT. 1129 00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:49,708 HE AIN'T HALF BAD AFTER ALL. 1130 00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:52,708 I THINK HE'S GONNA WORK OUT. 1131 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,792 Dee: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? 1132 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:05,834 IF MR. WASH FELL FOR THIS, HE'LL GO FOR ANYTHING. 1133 00:48:05,834 --> 00:48:09,458 WELL, I AIN'T MAD AT HIM FOR TRYIN'. 1134 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:11,792 LOOK AT YOU, MAN. GET OFF HIS NUTS. 1135 00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:14,291 HEY, WHETHER I'M ON HIS NUTS OR NOT, 1136 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:15,750 HE PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE. 1137 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,375 NIGGA, I LOVE WHITE BITCHES. 1138 00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:20,291 THEY SHOULD'VE LET ME HOOK THIS SHIT UP. 1139 00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:21,792 YOU KNOW HOW I DO. 1140 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,792 [COW MOOS] 1141 00:48:35,792 --> 00:48:37,125 ♪ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪ 1142 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,792 ♪ I SAY THE SAME THING, BUT SLOWER THAN Y'ALL ♪ 1143 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:42,750 ♪ A LITTLE SOUTHERN CHARM TO TOP IT OFF ♪ 1144 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:44,875 ♪ OKEY-DOKEY ♪ 1145 00:48:46,500 --> 00:48:47,750 ♪ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪ 1146 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,667 ♪ I SAY THE SAME THING, BUT SLOWER THAN Y'ALL ♪ 1147 00:48:50,667 --> 00:48:52,875 ♪ A LITTLE SOUTHERN CHARM TO TOP IT OFF ♪ 1148 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:55,834 ♪ OKEY-DOKEY, DIS DAT BUBBA TALK ♪ 1149 00:48:55,834 --> 00:48:57,875 ♪ Y'ALL DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL ♪ 1150 00:48:57,875 --> 00:49:00,959 ♪ I SAY THE SAME THING, BUT SLOWER THAN Y'ALL ♪ 1151 00:49:00,959 --> 00:49:03,667 ♪ A LITTLE SOUTHERN CHARM TO TOP IT OFF ♪ 1152 00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:06,125 ♪ OKEY-DOKEY ♪ 1153 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:12,750 HEY, MUTHAFUCKA! 1154 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:15,500 I CAN'T SWIM! I CAN'T SWIM! 1155 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:16,500 MOVE OFF, MAN. 1156 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:17,917 YEAH, I DID IT! 1157 00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:19,834 Y'ALL CLOWNS GET UP AND HELP THEM WASH THE CARS! 1158 00:49:19,834 --> 00:49:21,834 I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BIG ASS UP ONE DAY 1159 00:49:21,834 --> 00:49:23,959 FOR FUCKIN' WITH GROWN UP FOLKS, NIGGA. 1160 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:27,458 HEY, MAN, THIS BLACK ON BLACK VIOLENCE HAS GOT TO STOP. 1161 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,583 MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP. 1162 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:44,500 UGH, THIS ONE OF THEM 310 WIMPS. 1163 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:48,208 HA! AH, HELL YES. 1164 00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:50,875 Computer voice: NUMBER PLEASE. 1165 00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:54,708 OH...UH--UH--5... 1166 00:49:54,708 --> 00:49:56,500 [PHONE DIALS] 1167 00:49:56,500 --> 00:50:00,667 5...5... 1168 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:07,875 3...7...5...FO'. 1169 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:10,750 Computer voice: AGAIN. 1170 00:50:10,750 --> 00:50:12,417 FO'. 1171 00:50:12,417 --> 00:50:13,875 AGAIN. 1172 00:50:27,875 --> 00:50:30,208 ♪ BLACK CADILLAC ON B ♪ 1173 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:32,625 ♪ TOOK ME EVERYWHERE I GOT FLOSSY ♪ 1174 00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,125 ♪ ONE OF THE BADDEST I'VE SEEN ♪ 1175 00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:37,834 ♪ COME TO THINK BABY GIRL'S WITH ME ♪ 1176 00:50:37,834 --> 00:50:39,667 ♪ SHE WAS, LIKE, WATCHIN' MY TEAM ♪ 1177 00:50:39,667 --> 00:50:40,792 ♪ I WAS HER FAN ♪ 1178 00:50:40,792 --> 00:50:42,834 ♪ SHE WAS MY GIRL, I WAS HER MAN ♪ 1179 00:50:42,834 --> 00:50:47,583 ♪ AIN'T GONNA LET NOBODY COME BETWEEN HER AND ME ♪ 1180 00:50:47,583 --> 00:50:49,750 ♪ SHE'S MY HIGH ♪ ♪ SHE'S MY HIGH ♪ 1181 00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:52,834 ♪ SHE'S MY LIFE ♪ ♪ SHE'S MY LIFE ♪ 1182 00:50:52,834 --> 00:50:54,583 ♪ SHE'S MY DRUG ♪ 1183 00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:57,708 ♪ I'M SO ADDICTED TO HER LOVE ♪ 1184 00:50:57,708 --> 00:50:59,917 ♪ SHE'S MY NEED ♪ ♪ SHE'S MY NEED ♪ 1185 00:50:59,917 --> 00:51:03,000 ♪ I'M HER THING ♪ ♪ I'M HER THING ♪ 1186 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,583 ♪ SHE'S MY DRUG ♪ 1187 00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:07,959 ♪ I'M SO ADDICTED TO HER LOVE ♪ 1188 00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:09,792 ♪ SHE WAS LIKE ICE ON MY WRIST ♪ 1189 00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:12,875 ♪ NO MATTER WHAT THE TIME, BABY LOVE WAS SHININ' ♪ 1190 00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:15,625 ♪ I'M TELLING YOU NOW, SHE WAS SO DEEP IN ♪ 1191 00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:17,959 ♪ IN EVERY WAY ♪ ♪ ALL I EVER WANTED ♪ 1192 00:51:17,959 --> 00:51:20,750 ♪ SHE WAS MY LOVER... ♪ 1193 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,375 FO'. 1194 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,959 Computer voice: AGAIN. 1195 00:51:23,959 --> 00:51:25,750 I SEE YOU LOCKED YOURSELF OUT. 1196 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,834 I SEE YOU'RE VERY OBSERVANT. 1197 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:31,333 ESPECIALLY WHEN A LADY AS FINE AS YOURSELF IS IN MY PRESENCE. 1198 00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:32,708 LOOK AT THE BOSS MAN OVER THERE. 1199 00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:35,834 HE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FRATERNIZIN' WITH THE CUSTOMERS. 1200 00:51:35,834 --> 00:51:38,333 FOOL, YOU BE FUCKIN' IN THE BATHROOM. 1201 00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:40,000 I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKIN'. 1202 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,500 FO'! 1203 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:42,458 AGAIN, FOOL. 1204 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:43,917 [BEEPS] Operator: WE'RE SORRY-- 1205 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:47,166 MAN, THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR NO REAL NIGGA. 1206 00:51:48,792 --> 00:51:49,750 SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1207 00:51:49,750 --> 00:51:51,792 MY NAME IS MICHELLE. 1208 00:51:51,792 --> 00:51:53,708 WHAT'S YOUR'S? 1209 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:54,917 I'M SEAN. 1210 00:51:54,917 --> 00:51:56,000 SHE AIN'T GONNA SWEAT HIS ASS, 1211 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,875 LIKE HE'D BE SWEATIN' ALL US UP HERE. 1212 00:52:00,834 --> 00:52:02,500 THERE YOU GO, MICHELLE. 1213 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,333 HEY, THAT WAS FAST. 1214 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:08,583 AND I'D HAVE THOUGHT YOU WORKED HERE. 1215 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,834 GIRL, YOU CRAZY. 1216 00:52:10,834 --> 00:52:11,875 HEY, IT AIN'T MY FAULT. 1217 00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:13,458 YOUR MACHINE ATE THE TAPE UP, THAT'S ALL. 1218 00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:16,959 SO, WHY AIN'T YOUR MAN WASHING THAT PRETTY CAR FOR YOU? 1219 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:18,875 UH, I'M SINGLE AT THE MOMENT, 1220 00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:20,875 AND, PLUS, I'M IN SCHOOL, SO, YOU KNOW, 1221 00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:22,041 DON'T REALLY HAVE A LOT OF TIME 1222 00:52:22,041 --> 00:52:24,458 TO KEEP UP WITH NO MAN. 1223 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,458 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1224 00:52:26,458 --> 00:52:27,542 WHAT ABOUT WHAT? 1225 00:52:27,542 --> 00:52:29,667 ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? 1226 00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:30,792 NAH. 1227 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:31,834 COME ON, I'M GONNA TAKE ALL THAT, MAN. 1228 00:52:31,834 --> 00:52:33,542 NOW WHAT'S UP, PLAYER? 1229 00:52:33,542 --> 00:52:34,708 OK? NOW WHAT'S UP? 1230 00:52:34,708 --> 00:52:36,708 I DON'T NEED TO KEEP THAT TAPE NO MORE. KNOW WHAT I'M-- 1231 00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:37,708 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. HEY, BACK OFF! 1232 00:52:37,708 --> 00:52:38,834 I MEAN, AFTER I GET OFF WORK, 1233 00:52:38,834 --> 00:52:40,041 I DON'T REALLY HAVE MUCH TIME. 1234 00:52:40,041 --> 00:52:41,417 YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1235 00:52:41,417 --> 00:52:43,834 LAST TIME, LEAVE ME ALONE. HEY, COME BACK HERE. 1236 00:52:43,834 --> 00:52:45,041 SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU DO? 1237 00:52:45,041 --> 00:52:46,375 Wayne: YOU SOLD ME THAT BULLSHIT. 1238 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:48,750 EMMET, LISTEN. CHECK THIS OUT. DONT YOU TOUCH ME. 1239 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:49,792 WHAT DO I DO? 1240 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,959 YEAH. WHAT KIND OF WORK ARE YOU IN? 1241 00:52:51,959 --> 00:52:55,208 YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN YOU EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE? 1242 00:52:55,208 --> 00:52:56,417 SURE. 1243 00:52:56,417 --> 00:52:57,583 Mickey: SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1244 00:52:57,583 --> 00:52:59,083 YOU FUCKED THE TAPE UP WITH A SCREWDRIVER. 1245 00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,583 I DON'T SELL NO DEFECTIVE SHIT. 1246 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:04,917 YOU SOLD ME A CASSETTE WITH A CROOKED COVER, AND PUFFY-- 1247 00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:06,542 PUFFY GOT 2 "Fs" IN IT, MUTHAFUCKA! 1248 00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:07,875 IT ONLY HAD ONE. HEY, THAT'S WHAT THEY-- 1249 00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:09,417 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. HOLD UP. 1250 00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:11,458 Y'ALL GOTTA TAKE THAT SHIT OFF THE LOT. 1251 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,083 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 1252 00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:15,083 AIN'T NO PROBLEM. I'M COOL, MAN. 1253 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:17,625 SEE YOU NEXT TIME, MICKEY. 1254 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:29,959 THESE PEOPLE SURE HAVE A LOT GOING ON AROUND HERE. 1255 00:53:29,959 --> 00:53:31,542 BUT YOU'RE JUST SO HELPFUL, 1256 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,959 THEY MIGHT AS WELL PUT YOU ON PAYROLL. 1257 00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:36,041 OH, YOU'VE GOT JOKES, HUH? 1258 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:39,000 NAH, I'M COOL WITH THE JOB I'M AT NOW. 1259 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,834 AND WHAT DO YOU DO, AGAIN? 1260 00:53:41,834 --> 00:53:43,208 UM, I SELL INSURANCE. 1261 00:53:43,208 --> 00:53:45,458 HEY, WHATEVER PAYS THE RENT, RIGHT? 1262 00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:48,917 RIGHT. SO, ANYWAY, UM, 1263 00:53:48,917 --> 00:53:50,917 I GOTTA GET BACK TO WORK, AND-- 1264 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:54,625 AND, UM, LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRUCK IS READY. 1265 00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:56,041 WHERE'S YOUR CAR? 1266 00:53:56,041 --> 00:53:58,875 OH, IT'S GETTIN' DETAILED, SO IT'S PROBABLY GONNA TAKE A MINUTE 1267 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:01,166 FOR ME TO GET MY CAR. 1268 00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:03,708 BUT, UM, WOULD I BE DOIN' TOO MUCH 1269 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:07,000 IF I ASKED YOU FOR YOUR NUMBER? 1270 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,708 I GUESS THAT WOULD BE OK. 1271 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,750 ALL RIGHT. 1272 00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:17,125 SO, UH, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CALL, ALL RIGHT? 1273 00:54:17,125 --> 00:54:18,792 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NOW. 1274 00:54:18,792 --> 00:54:21,708 BYE. 1275 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:33,667 OH, SO IT'S COOL FOR YOU TO BUST A BITCH ON THE JOB, HUH, BOSS? 1276 00:54:33,667 --> 00:54:36,083 MAN, GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK. 1277 00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:38,291 AIN'T THIS A BITCH? 1278 00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:40,458 HOUSE NIGGER. 1279 00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:07,041 GET UP OFF OF ME. I'M TRYIN' TO BE COOL, AND STUFF. 1280 00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,208 LEAN OVER THERE. 1281 00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:10,208 MY BAD, DOG. 1282 00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:13,458 EXCUSE ME, BOSS, BUT Y'ALL BLOCKIN' MY ENTRANCE 1283 00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:15,166 AND MY CUSTOMERS CAN'T GET IN OR OUT, 1284 00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:16,917 SO Y'ALL GONNA HAVE TO MOVE. 1285 00:55:16,917 --> 00:55:19,542 YOU BETTER RAISE UP, FOOL. 1286 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,750 WHOA, WHOA. IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL. 1287 00:55:21,750 --> 00:55:23,917 Y'ALL DO YOUR THING. 1288 00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:34,000 ALL RIGHT, MAN, MAKE THE CALL. 1289 00:55:38,834 --> 00:55:40,041 MR. WASH! 1290 00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:42,041 Face, on phone: I GUESS YOUR LITTLE FLUNKY CAME IN 1291 00:55:42,041 --> 00:55:44,000 TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM. 1292 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,166 WHAT PROBLEM? 1293 00:55:45,166 --> 00:55:46,291 THE PROBLEM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 1294 00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:47,875 IF YOU DON'T START KICKIN' THE HOOD IN. 1295 00:55:47,875 --> 00:55:49,834 YOU ALREADY LOSIN' BUSINESS. 1296 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,250 HOW AM I LOSIN' BUS-- 1297 00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:52,625 WHAT THE HELL?! 1298 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:54,250 Sean: THAT'S WHAT I BEEN TRYIN' TO TELL YOU. 1299 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,750 THERE'S SOME NIGGERS-- I MEAN, 1300 00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:57,291 THERE'S SOME GUYS OUT THERE BLOCKIN' THE ENTRANCE. 1301 00:55:57,291 --> 00:56:00,208 WHAT, YOU DIDN'T TELL 'EM TO MOVE? 1302 00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,708 OH, HELL, THAT AIN'T NO PROBLEM. 1303 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,750 SHIT, I CAN HANDLE THIS. SHIT. 1304 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:09,542 WELL, THAT DON'T STOP ME. MOVE OUT THE WAY! 1305 00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,583 COME ON! 1306 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,000 SHIT. 1307 00:56:28,959 --> 00:56:31,875 [METAL BREAKS] 1308 00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,083 [CLUNKING] 1309 00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:35,959 [SCREECHING, HISSING] 1310 00:56:35,959 --> 00:56:36,959 HIT THE SHIT. 1311 00:56:36,959 --> 00:56:38,959 THEY BROKE, MAN. 1312 00:56:38,959 --> 00:56:40,875 Y'ALL BETTER GO AND GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY. 1313 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,625 MOVE IT ON OUT, PUNK-ASS! 1314 00:56:42,625 --> 00:56:44,166 YOU DONE BROKE THE SHIT, NIGGER. 1315 00:56:44,166 --> 00:56:47,792 SHUT UP. I GOT--OH, YEAH. 1316 00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:58,041 THE NERVE OF THEM YOUNG PUNKS 1317 00:56:58,041 --> 00:56:59,291 COMIN' HERE, THREATENIN' ME. 1318 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,000 I WISH THEY WOULD COME HERE AGAIN. 1319 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,000 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1320 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,250 HELLO? 1321 00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:06,917 Face: DON'T FORGET ABOUT WHAT I SAID, OLD MAN. 1322 00:57:06,917 --> 00:57:08,375 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 1323 00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:10,166 WHERE'S DEWAYNE WHEN YOU NEED HIM? 1324 00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:12,625 MR. WASH, I'M GOIN' TO LUNCH. 1325 00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:23,667 WHAT YOU NEED, DOG? 1326 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:25,333 GIMME THAT FUNKY STUFF. 1327 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:28,875 I GOT 3 FOR 50 UP HERE RIGHT NOW. 1328 00:57:28,875 --> 00:57:30,000 WHAT, YOU GETTIN' DRY? 1329 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,625 I'LL GET YOU 6 FOR 100. 1330 00:57:33,834 --> 00:57:36,750 DEE LOC IS THE NAME, CHRONIC SMOKE IS THE GAME. 1331 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:40,208 I'M AT THE WASH 24 AND MO'. 1332 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:45,083 YEAH, THAT'S THE REAL SHIT. STICKY-ICKY-ICKY. 1333 00:57:45,083 --> 00:57:48,041 GOOD LOOKIN' OUT. 1334 00:57:51,542 --> 00:57:52,959 YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT ON THE WEED SALES 1335 00:57:52,959 --> 00:57:55,875 OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THAT. DAMN. 1336 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:58,375 OH, YEAH? CHILL OUT, HUH? 1337 00:57:58,375 --> 00:58:00,000 SO, YOU FROM THE EAST COAST NOW, B? 1338 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:01,083 KILL THAT SHIT. 1339 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,875 FOR REAL, DOG, AT LEAST DO THAT SHIT ON THE LOW. 1340 00:58:02,875 --> 00:58:04,125 WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1341 00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:05,291 YOU DOIN' TOO MUCH, CUZ. 1342 00:58:05,291 --> 00:58:07,750 YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK UP OUTTA MY ASS, HOMEBOY. 1343 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:09,917 HE'S IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S BUSINESS. 1344 00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:11,458 LOC LETTIN' HIM HAVE IT. 1345 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:14,917 I GOT THIS SHIT, LIKE, WAY UNDER CONTROL. 1346 00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:15,959 GET YOUR PAPER, CUZ! 1347 00:58:15,959 --> 00:58:17,041 IN CASE YOU FORGOT, 1348 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,875 I BEEN GETTING MY HUSTLE ON UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA 1349 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:20,375 LONG BEFORE YOU BECAME AN ASSISTANT MANAGER. 1350 00:58:20,375 --> 00:58:23,291 HOW THE FUCK YOU THINK I'M ABLE TO PAY MY HALF OF THE RENT 1351 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:24,708 AND YOURS? 1352 00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:25,875 SURE AIN'T FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' CHECKS 1353 00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:26,917 I BEEN GETTIN' FROM UP IN HERE. 1354 00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:28,750 SO WHAT YOU NEED TO GO DO, 1355 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,166 YOU NEED TO GO HOLLER AT MR. WASH 1356 00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:31,291 AND GET AN ADVANCE, 1357 00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:32,834 'CAUSE I NEED MY CHIPS 911. 1358 00:58:32,834 --> 00:58:35,291 LOOK, I'M JUST TRYIN' TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTIN' FIRED. 1359 00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:36,750 NIGGER, YOU CAN'T FIRE ME. 1360 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,041 I CAN'T DO NOTHIN' WITH YOU. 1361 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:40,125 NO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, NIGGER, 1362 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:42,917 IS GO GET ME MY CHIPS, WITH DIP... 1363 00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:43,917 All: OH, HERE HE COMES. 1364 00:58:43,917 --> 00:58:47,959 'CAUSE YOU DELINQUENT, MUTHAFUCKA. 1365 00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:51,125 TRYIN' TO KNOCK MY HUSTLE, NIGGER. 1366 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:53,375 YOU GIVE ME 50, YOU GIVE ME YOUR 19, 1367 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:55,291 I SELL Y'ALL BOTH OF THESE-- 1368 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,125 HEY, DEE! 1369 00:58:58,083 --> 00:58:59,250 LIKE I SAID, CUZ, 1370 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,500 I'M UP HERE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. 1371 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,875 Y'ALL COME SEE ME. GET Y'ALL MONEY RIGHT, NIGGER. 1372 00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:04,208 DON'T COME UP HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE MONEY NEXT TIME. 1373 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,333 NOW GET ON OUTTA HERE. 1374 00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:12,959 [AIR HISSING] 1375 00:59:12,959 --> 00:59:15,291 OH, HEY. 1376 00:59:15,291 --> 00:59:16,834 I REMEMBER YOU. HEH HEH. 1377 00:59:16,834 --> 00:59:19,291 OH, SO YOU DO REMEMBER ME NOW, HUH? 1378 00:59:19,291 --> 00:59:21,792 YEAH, YEAH. [CHUCKLES] 1379 00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:25,834 BUT I BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY BROTHER. 1380 00:59:25,834 --> 00:59:29,834 WELL, WE AIN'T NEVER BEEN INTRODUCED. 1381 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:36,291 YO, YO, YO-- 1382 00:59:36,291 --> 00:59:38,834 NO...LET ME EXPLAIN. 1383 00:59:38,834 --> 00:59:41,834 SEE, THERE'S BEEN A BIG, BIG-- 1384 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:45,166 [LOOSE CHANGE JINGLES] 1385 00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:47,959 [CHOKED GIBBERISH] 1386 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:56,000 [POLICE SIREN] 1387 01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:15,375 HEY, WAKE UP. 1388 01:00:17,458 --> 01:00:18,542 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1389 01:00:18,542 --> 01:00:21,792 DID YOU GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT? 1390 01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,917 YOU SEEN THIS GUY? 1391 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:31,208 [GROANING] 1392 01:00:31,208 --> 01:00:33,917 HMM? NO? 1393 01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:35,917 SO, CHRIS HAS NOT BEEN HERE SINCE THEN. 1394 01:00:35,917 --> 01:00:37,417 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THESE KIDS GO 1395 01:00:37,417 --> 01:00:38,917 ONCE THEY GET FIRED. 1396 01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:40,875 SIR, ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T KNOW HIS WHEREABOUTS? 1397 01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,625 NO, I'M SAYIN' WHAT I JUST SAID. 1398 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:45,041 I CUT HIS ASS LOOSE. CAN YOU FEEL ME? 1399 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:47,041 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1400 01:00:47,041 --> 01:00:48,542 EXCUSE ME. 1401 01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:49,500 HELLO? 1402 01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:52,166 HI, MR. WASHINGTON? [LAUGHS] 1403 01:00:52,166 --> 01:00:54,250 WHAT SHOULD I SHOOT OUT FIRST, 1404 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:55,792 THE WINDOWS OR THE DOORS? 1405 01:00:55,792 --> 01:01:00,041 BLOOD'S GONNA LOOK SO GOOD ON YOU... 1406 01:01:00,041 --> 01:01:02,834 ASSHOLE! 1407 01:01:04,917 --> 01:01:07,417 LOOK, LOOK, I CAN'T HAVE Y'ALL HANGIN' AROUND HERE 1408 01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:08,708 MAKIN' IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHIN' HAPPENIN'. 1409 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,834 IF I HEAR ANYTHING, I'LL KEEP IT TO MYSELF. 1410 01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:13,583 CAN Y'ALL ALLOW ME TO RUN THIS PLACE OF BIZ? 1411 01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:14,625 I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, 1412 01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:16,583 BUT THIS KID IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE. 1413 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:18,375 HE'S ALSO ARMED AND DANGEROUS. 1414 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,959 SO AM I, MR. OFFICER. 1415 01:01:23,625 --> 01:01:25,500 SO AM I. 1416 01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:28,291 HAVE A NICE DAY, GENTLEMEN. 1417 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:38,250 "AND THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS." 1418 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:40,291 AMEN! 1419 01:01:43,583 --> 01:01:46,875 THERE THEY GO. 1420 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:52,417 LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! 1421 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:56,083 STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 1422 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,708 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON, MAN? 1423 01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:02,000 WHAT?! HEY, HEY-- GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 1424 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,250 HEY, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! 1425 01:02:03,250 --> 01:02:05,125 WHAT-- OH, COME ON, MAN! 1426 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:06,125 GOD DAMN, HOMEY. 1427 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:08,542 OH, HEY, HEY. YOU GOT MY NUTS, MAN. WHAT-- 1428 01:02:08,542 --> 01:02:09,667 GOT YOUR ASS NOW, HUH? 1429 01:02:09,667 --> 01:02:11,291 MAN, WE AIN'T DID NOTHIN'. 1430 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:12,375 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON?! 1431 01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:14,333 YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM CRIPS. 1432 01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:16,000 OR IS YOU A BLOOD? 1433 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,708 MAN, I DON'T GANG BANG, HOMEY. 1434 01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:19,417 IS THAT RIGHT? 1435 01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:20,625 IT DON'T MATTER. 1436 01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:22,000 WE GOT YOU FOR POSSESSION, ANYWAY. 1437 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,458 POSSESSION, MAN? I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' 1438 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:26,625 BUT SOME WEED IN THE CAR. THAT'S IT. 1439 01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:29,000 THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE WEED TO ME. 1440 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,208 MAN, THAT AIN'T MY SHIT, MAN. 1441 01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:31,375 IT IS NOW. 1442 01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:32,500 HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA JUST 1443 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,333 PLACE SOME DOPE ON ME, MAN? 1444 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,667 'CAUSE I CAN! 1445 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:37,667 I'M THE L.A.P.D. 1446 01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,208 I THOUGHT WE WAS HOMEBOYS. 1447 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:40,667 NO WAY. 1448 01:02:40,667 --> 01:02:46,166 I'LL BLOW YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' HEAD OFF. 1449 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:48,291 [LOUD POP] 1450 01:02:48,291 --> 01:02:52,041 [MUSIC PLAYING, LAUGHTER] 1451 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:56,959 FUCKER. 1452 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:15,500 Woman: THIS THE GOOD STUFF? 1453 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,375 MMM, NOTHIN' BUT THE BEST. 1454 01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:19,083 YOU SPILLED A LITTLE. COME HERE. 1455 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:23,750 I ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THIS. 1456 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,250 IT'S JUST MY ROOMMATE. 1457 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,375 [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING] 1458 01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:51,750 ♪ SUPER UGLY ♪ 1459 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,291 DAMN! 1460 01:03:55,291 --> 01:03:57,208 KNOW WHAT? EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE, ALL RIGHT? 1461 01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,875 YEAH. 1462 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:06,041 [VOLUME LOUDER] 1463 01:04:06,667 --> 01:04:08,417 THAT BETTER? 1464 01:04:08,417 --> 01:04:10,917 YEAH. IT'S FINE. 1465 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:14,875 [VOLUME LOUDER] 1466 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:18,375 [VOLUME LOUDER] 1467 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,750 IS EVERYTHING OK? 1468 01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:24,625 YEAH. YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1469 01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:33,458 EXCUSE ME ONE MINUTE, ALL RIGHT? 1470 01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:35,417 OK. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 1471 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:38,250 DEE! 1472 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,834 TURN IT DOWN SOME. 1473 01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:41,792 HEY, WHY YOU KEEP PULLIN' THIS BULLSHIT, MAN? 1474 01:04:41,792 --> 01:04:43,750 TURN IT DOWN. [POUNDS ON DOOR] 1475 01:04:43,750 --> 01:04:45,333 DEE! 1476 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:46,375 WHAT, CUZ? 1477 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:48,583 LOOK, MAN, I'M TRYING TO CHILL OUT WITH MY DATE, 1478 01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:49,834 AND YOU'RE FUCKIN' THE MOOD UP. 1479 01:04:49,834 --> 01:04:51,083 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DATE, NIGGER. 1480 01:04:51,083 --> 01:04:53,333 THIS AIN'T THE DATIN' GAME OVER HERE. 1481 01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:57,500 THIS THE MUTHAFUCKIN' SPOT, NIGGER! 1482 01:04:57,500 --> 01:05:01,458 GOOD LOOKIN' OUT, DOG. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN' 1483 01:05:03,834 --> 01:05:06,708 LOOK, I CAN JUST COME BACK ANOTHER TIME. 1484 01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:08,875 NO, NO, WE CAN'T DO THAT. 1485 01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:12,250 WE CAN'T LET ONE IDIOT SPOIL IT FOR US, RIGHT? 1486 01:05:12,250 --> 01:05:13,208 RIGHT. 1487 01:05:13,208 --> 01:05:14,291 I MEAN, I'M HAVIN' A GOOD TIME. 1488 01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:17,792 YOU HAVIN' A GOOD TIME? YEAH. FUN. 1489 01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:20,625 SO, UM-- 1490 01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,875 NOW, UM, WHERE WERE WE? 1491 01:05:26,625 --> 01:05:30,542 Sean: MMM. DAMN, BABY. 1492 01:05:30,542 --> 01:05:32,417 YOU SMELLIN' FINE, 1493 01:05:32,417 --> 01:05:33,500 LOOKIN' GOOD. 1494 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,333 Michelle: THAT CHAMPAGNE'S GOT ME FEELIN' GOOD. 1495 01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:39,458 I'M GLAD YOUR ROOMMATE SHUT UP. 1496 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:40,708 [LAUGHS] 1497 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:44,792 SEE, I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING WOULD BE ALL RIGHT. 1498 01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,208 HEY! HEY! 1499 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:59,792 WHERE THE WEED AT, SEAN? EXCUSE ME. 1500 01:05:59,792 --> 01:06:02,500 LET ME CUT SOME LIGHT ON. 1501 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,625 [LAUGHS] 1502 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,917 SEAN, WHO THIS? 1503 01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:09,583 ANYWAY, I'M DIANE. 1504 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:11,792 OH! OH! 1505 01:06:11,792 --> 01:06:13,417 OH, YOU GOT THE CHAMPAGNE 1506 01:06:13,417 --> 01:06:14,458 CRACKIN' TONIGHT. 1507 01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:15,708 OH, DAMN. 1508 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:17,208 ALL I GOT WAS BEER. 1509 01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:18,875 A MEASLY-ASS 40. 1510 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,708 [LAUGHS] 1511 01:06:20,708 --> 01:06:21,875 LOOKIE HERE, LOOKIE HERE. 1512 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,708 CANDLES BURNING, 1513 01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:24,875 ROSES, 1514 01:06:24,875 --> 01:06:26,792 FIREPLACE. 1515 01:06:26,792 --> 01:06:28,458 VICKEY, I SAY IT'S LOOKIN' 1516 01:06:28,458 --> 01:06:29,708 A LITTLE FREAKY UP IN HERE. 1517 01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:30,834 MM-HMM. 1518 01:06:30,834 --> 01:06:32,458 WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL DOING, 1519 01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:35,750 SHOOTIN' A PRO-NO? 1520 01:06:36,875 --> 01:06:38,875 YOU KNOW WHAT? DEE LOC TOLD ME 1521 01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:41,875 NOW THAT HE GOT YOU THAT JOB DOWN AT THE WASH, 1522 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:45,500 YOU BE ACTIN' ALL FUNNY STYLE AND SHIT. 1523 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,625 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 1524 01:06:46,625 --> 01:06:48,917 Michelle: INSURANCE, HMM? 1525 01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,291 WHY'D YOU LIE TO ME? 1526 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:51,583 YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME YOU WORKED 1527 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:53,208 AT THE CAR WASH. 1528 01:06:53,708 --> 01:06:55,417 YEAH, BUT... 1529 01:06:55,417 --> 01:06:56,542 AND I LIKED YOU. 1530 01:06:56,542 --> 01:06:58,250 I'M SO SICK OF FUCKIN' AROUND WITH DUMB-ASS MEN 1531 01:06:58,250 --> 01:07:00,834 WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT ME. LOSE MY NUMBER! 1532 01:07:00,834 --> 01:07:01,917 EXCUSE ME. 1533 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,500 GETS TO STEPPIN'. 1534 01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:06,583 FUCK! 1535 01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:08,333 WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL DOIN' HERE ANYWAY? 1536 01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:09,708 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, NIGGA. 1537 01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:10,750 Dee Loc: HEY, BABIES! 1538 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:13,417 CENTURY CLUB IS CALLIN' OUR NAMES. 1539 01:07:13,417 --> 01:07:14,375 SAY IT AIN'T SO. 1540 01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:16,000 I KNOW YOU'RE ALL READY TO GO GET YOURS ON. 1541 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,208 YEAH, BABY. 1542 01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,750 Y'ALL GO WARM THE COUPE UP FOR DEE LOC. 1543 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,750 ALL RIGHT. 1544 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,667 BYE, SEAN! 1545 01:07:22,667 --> 01:07:24,041 PEACE. 1546 01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:27,291 WHILE YOU IN HERE POPPIN' BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE, 1547 01:07:27,291 --> 01:07:29,333 MAKE SURE THAT RENT MONEY POP UP TOMORROW. 1548 01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:31,625 I LEFT YOU SOME LOTION IN THE ROOM 1549 01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:34,250 IN CASE YOU FEEL THE URGE. 1550 01:07:37,917 --> 01:07:42,250 WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED? 1551 01:07:43,417 --> 01:07:45,125 FUCK! 1552 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,792 MR. WASH? 1553 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:08,375 MR. WASHINGTON? 1554 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,500 [GLASS BREAKS] 1555 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,458 "C--I GOT YO BOSSMAN." 1556 01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:25,542 "MISSA--MISSA WASHINGTON... 1557 01:08:25,542 --> 01:08:30,000 "ME AND THE HOMEYS WANT DA MONEY FO' HIS AS'. 1558 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,333 "NO POLICE R-ELSE. 1559 01:08:33,333 --> 01:08:35,792 WAIT FOR US TO CALL Y'ALL BACK." 1560 01:08:35,792 --> 01:08:39,291 YOU CAN TELL THESE FOOLS DIDN'T GRADUATE. 1561 01:08:41,583 --> 01:08:42,959 WELL, DID YOU CHECK THE VIDEO? 1562 01:08:42,959 --> 01:08:44,875 I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT. 1563 01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:57,583 Sean: OH, SHIT! 1564 01:08:59,792 --> 01:09:01,083 OH, DAMN! 1565 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:04,333 IT LOOK LIKE WE GONNA HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE. 1566 01:09:04,333 --> 01:09:06,041 DIDN'T YOU READ WHAT THE NOTE SAID? 1567 01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:07,083 I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THAT. 1568 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:08,375 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, SEAN? 1569 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:10,583 I DON'T KNOW WHERE MR. WASH KEEPS HIS MONEY. 1570 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:11,708 [LAUGHS] 1571 01:09:11,708 --> 01:09:12,708 BROKE AS HE ACT, 1572 01:09:12,708 --> 01:09:14,041 I WOULDN'T THINK HE HAD ANY. 1573 01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:15,583 YEAH, WELL WE GONNA NEED TO DO SOMETHING. 1574 01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:18,458 OH, DAMN! 1575 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:21,500 Dee Loc: HEY, YO, MR. WASH! 1576 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,583 WE IN HERE, DEE. 1577 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,834 WHAT HAPPENED? 1578 01:09:33,834 --> 01:09:35,417 WINDOWS AND SHIT ALL BUSTED. 1579 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:36,750 MR. WASH AIN'T GONNA APPRECIATE 1580 01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:39,917 HOW HIS ASSISTANT MANAGER DONE FUCKED UP SHIT UP HERE. 1581 01:09:39,917 --> 01:09:41,917 WELL, I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE IN TODAY. 1582 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:43,834 SHIT, MR. WASH DON'T MISS NO PAPER. 1583 01:09:43,834 --> 01:09:44,917 HE GONNA BE UP HERE. 1584 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:48,458 WELL, HE AIN'T GONNA MAKE IT TODAY. 1585 01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:54,625 "C--I GOT YO BOSSMAN." 1586 01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,917 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED. 1587 01:09:57,917 --> 01:10:00,750 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1588 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:02,750 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. HOLD UP, EVERYBODY. 1589 01:10:02,750 --> 01:10:04,583 LISTEN UP. 1590 01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:09,041 I GOT SOME VERY BAD NEWS 1591 01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:10,917 TO TELL Y'ALL. 1592 01:10:10,917 --> 01:10:13,125 MR. WASHINGTON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED, 1593 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:16,875 AND HE'S BEING HELD FOR RANSOM. 1594 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:18,125 YEAH! 1595 01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,166 WHOO! 1596 01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:20,792 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 1597 01:10:20,792 --> 01:10:22,917 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD UP, HOLD UP. 1598 01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:24,125 THIS IS SERIOUS. 1599 01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:25,125 HEY, SEAN, I'LL PUT SOME ON IT 1600 01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,041 WHEN MR. WASH GIVES ME A RAISE. 1601 01:10:27,041 --> 01:10:28,708 Antionette: THIS IS REAL, FOOL. 1602 01:10:28,708 --> 01:10:29,834 WE MAY NOT GET A NEXT CHECK 1603 01:10:29,834 --> 01:10:31,083 IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING. 1604 01:10:31,083 --> 01:10:32,750 WE BETTER DO SOMETHING FAST. 1605 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:33,959 HEY, Y'ALL? 1606 01:10:33,959 --> 01:10:35,625 I THINK THE WHITE MAN DID IT. 1607 01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:38,500 MAN, WHY IS NIGGA SO DUMB? 1608 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:39,542 EXACTLY. 1609 01:10:39,542 --> 01:10:40,959 WHAT? WHAT? 1610 01:10:40,959 --> 01:10:43,542 HEY, I'M JUST AGREEING WITH THE HOMES HERE. 1611 01:10:43,542 --> 01:10:44,500 YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY. 1612 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:45,917 Dee Loc: MAN, ENOUGH WITH THAT BULLSHIT. 1613 01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:48,959 THIS AIN'T GOT SHIT TO DO WITH NO WHITE MOTHERFUCKERS. 1614 01:10:48,959 --> 01:10:50,917 OH, SHIT. WAIT A MINUTE. 1615 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:51,959 Y'ALL REMEMBER THOSE FOOLS THAT 1616 01:10:51,959 --> 01:10:54,083 CAME UP HERE YESTERDAY BLOCKIN' THE ENTRANCE? 1617 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:56,000 THAT'S RIGHT, SHERLOCK'S HOMEBOY, 1618 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,166 AND I BET YOU A FAT SACK 1619 01:10:57,166 --> 01:10:58,834 THAT THEY GOT MR. WASH SOMEWHERE 1620 01:10:58,834 --> 01:11:02,000 WHOOPIN' HIS MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS. 1621 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:07,500 NO! NO! YOU LET HIM DO THAT TO YOU, SON? 1622 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:08,542 MAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP. 1623 01:11:08,542 --> 01:11:09,750 YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. 1624 01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:10,917 YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. 1625 01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,041 YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. 1626 01:11:12,041 --> 01:11:13,917 AIN'T NOBODY ASKED FOR NO CHEERLEADERS ANYWAY. 1627 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:15,083 AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOIN' TALKIN'? 1628 01:11:15,083 --> 01:11:17,083 I'M GONNA SHUT YOUR ASS UP. 1629 01:11:17,083 --> 01:11:19,875 LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 1630 01:11:19,875 --> 01:11:22,166 [MUFFLED TALKING] 1631 01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:23,959 THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOUR ASS. 1632 01:11:23,959 --> 01:11:25,041 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1633 01:11:25,041 --> 01:11:27,667 YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT 'EM GETTIN' OUR CHEESE. 1634 01:11:27,667 --> 01:11:30,041 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1635 01:11:32,959 --> 01:11:36,333 HEY, DID YOU CALL THE WASH YET? 1636 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:39,208 NOW, HOLD ON, MAN. LET ME HANDLE SOME BUSINESS. 1637 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:40,875 WHAT'S THE NUMBER OVER THERE? 1638 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,875 MMM-MMM-MMM... 1639 01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:46,500 MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM. 1640 01:11:47,792 --> 01:11:49,208 [RINGING] 1641 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:52,041 [MUFFLED SPEAKING] 1642 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,917 I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 1643 01:11:53,917 --> 01:11:55,917 LOOK HERE. THEM NIGGAS IS GONNA CALL, 1644 01:11:55,917 --> 01:11:57,291 'CAUSE THEY NEED THAT PAPER. 1645 01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:59,333 JUST LIKE YOU NEED TO GET THAT PAPER. 1646 01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:02,834 NOW, YOU DO WHAT YOU DO AND LET ME DO WHAT I DO. 1647 01:12:02,834 --> 01:12:04,875 I GOT THIS. 1648 01:12:04,875 --> 01:12:06,083 ALL RIGHT NOW. 1649 01:12:06,083 --> 01:12:07,250 OH, OH, SO Y'ALL JUST GONNA LEAVE LIKE THAT, HUH? 1650 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,291 YEP. 1651 01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:09,834 WELL, FUCK Y'ALL THEN! 1652 01:12:09,834 --> 01:12:12,000 [HONKS HORN] 1653 01:12:46,834 --> 01:12:48,959 HEY, ANTIONETTE, WHAT'S GOIN' ON AROUND HERE? 1654 01:12:48,959 --> 01:12:50,041 MM-MMM. NOTHING. 1655 01:12:50,041 --> 01:12:51,250 HEY, MAN, PUT THAT SHIT OUT 1656 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:52,917 AND GET YOUR FEET OFF THE DESK. 1657 01:12:52,917 --> 01:12:54,208 OH, DAMN, MAN. 1658 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,667 NIGGA CAN'T DO SHIT UP HERE. 1659 01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:57,291 I'M GONNA CHARGE THAT TO YOUR IGNORANCE 1660 01:12:57,291 --> 01:12:58,291 AND FORGET ABOUT IT. 1661 01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,750 NOW, LOOK HERE. WHERE'S MY UNCLE? 1662 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:02,083 WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT-- 1663 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,792 MR. WASHINGTON GOT KIDNAPPED. 1664 01:13:03,792 --> 01:13:06,333 WHAT YOU MEAN, KIDNAPPED? 1665 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:07,875 YOU KNOW, UH, WHEN YOU BEEN MOVED 1666 01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:11,125 MORE THAN 15 FEET BEYOND YOUR FREE WILL. 1667 01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:12,875 PENAL CODE 207. 1668 01:13:12,875 --> 01:13:14,041 I KNOW MY CODES, MAN. 1669 01:13:14,041 --> 01:13:16,041 I THINK IT WAS THEM FOOLS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 1670 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:18,959 PROBABLY DONE KILLED HIS OLD ASS BY NOW. 1671 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:19,959 WHAT YOU MEAN, K-KILLED? 1672 01:13:19,959 --> 01:13:21,834 UH-UH. COME ON NOW, FELLAS, 1673 01:13:21,834 --> 01:13:25,208 YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. 1674 01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:28,291 THEY AIN'T STUPID ENOUGH TO HURT THE MAN. 1675 01:13:28,291 --> 01:13:30,792 BOY, YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND! 1676 01:13:30,792 --> 01:13:32,333 THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOUR ASS EVERY TIME 1677 01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:34,291 UNTIL THEY ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE. 1678 01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:35,333 YOU PUNK! 1679 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,917 [GLASS BREAKS] 1680 01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:39,041 WHAT YOU JUMPIN' FOR? 1681 01:13:39,041 --> 01:13:40,792 COME HERE. 1682 01:13:41,708 --> 01:13:42,834 WHAT? 1683 01:13:42,834 --> 01:13:44,083 WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUMPIN' FOR? 1684 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,083 I DIDN'T JUMP. 1685 01:13:45,083 --> 01:13:46,375 YOU DID JUMP. 1686 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,875 WHAT Y'ALL SCARED OF? HE CAN'T DO SHIT TO US. 1687 01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:50,917 HIS ASS ALL TIED UP AND SHIT IN THERE. 1688 01:13:50,917 --> 01:13:52,667 SO QUIT ACTING SO DAMN SCARED. 1689 01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:54,041 NIGGA, I AIN'T SCARED OF NOTHING. 1690 01:13:54,041 --> 01:13:55,166 WELL, ACT LIKE IT. 1691 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,166 DAMN, THAT'S SOME REAL SHIT. 1692 01:13:56,166 --> 01:13:58,792 I AIN'T HEARD THE PHONE RING ALL DAY. 1693 01:13:58,792 --> 01:13:59,792 [GASPS] 1694 01:13:59,792 --> 01:14:01,375 YOU KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO DO? 1695 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:04,834 WHAT? Y'ALL GONNA KILL ME. 1696 01:14:04,834 --> 01:14:05,834 WHAT? 1697 01:14:05,834 --> 01:14:07,083 TRANSFER THE PHONES. 1698 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,834 MAN, HOW THE FUCK-- 1699 01:14:08,834 --> 01:14:11,041 SORRY. 1700 01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:14,750 WELL, HURRY UP AND TRANSFER THE SHIT THEN. 1701 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,959 THEY COULD HAVE CALLED A HUNDRED TIMES BY NOW. 1702 01:14:16,959 --> 01:14:18,375 FUCK! HEY, HEY, HEY... 1703 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:19,792 EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. 1704 01:14:19,792 --> 01:14:20,750 DAMN. 1705 01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,000 LET'S NOT START LOSIN' IT. 1706 01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,333 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1707 01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:27,500 BRENDA L. GREEN? 1708 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,792 [RINGS] 1709 01:14:28,792 --> 01:14:29,834 MAN, Y'ALL GO ON AND KICK BACK. 1710 01:14:29,834 --> 01:14:32,917 BACK UP, BACK UP. I GOT THIS SHIT, MAN. 1711 01:14:32,917 --> 01:14:35,542 [RINGS] 1712 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:37,875 [RINGS] 1713 01:14:37,875 --> 01:14:39,208 HELLO. 1714 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:40,750 HELLO. 1715 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:45,458 HELLO? YEAH, THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING KIDNAPPERS 1716 01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:48,250 AND WE WANT THE MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. 1717 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:49,959 HOW MUCH WE TALKING 'BOUT? 1718 01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:51,041 YOU READ THE DAMN NOTE. 1719 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:53,041 MAN, CUT THE CHITCHAT AND TELL HIM 1720 01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:55,000 HOW MUCH WE WANT. 1721 01:14:55,834 --> 01:14:57,083 WAIT, HOLD ON. 1722 01:14:57,083 --> 01:14:58,208 HOW MUCH WE WANT? 1723 01:14:58,208 --> 01:15:00,291 50 CENT, FOOL. 1724 01:15:00,291 --> 01:15:03,000 HEY, WE WANT 50 CENT, FOOL! 1725 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,917 WAIT, HOLD ON. 1726 01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,000 50 CENT? 1727 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,417 IS THAT WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT? 1728 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:10,125 2 PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKING QUARTERS? 1729 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:13,792 MAN, 50,000, DOG. USE YOU FUCKIN' BRAIN! 1730 01:15:13,792 --> 01:15:14,959 HELLO, UH... 1731 01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:17,625 UH, YEAH. 1732 01:15:17,625 --> 01:15:18,917 WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON. WAIT, TAKE ME OFF 1733 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:20,083 THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SPEAKER PHONE. 1734 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:22,291 YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 1735 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,500 YEAH, WE WANT 50,000 1736 01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:30,750 IN ALL FRESH, CRISP TWENTIES. DUBS. 1737 01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:31,917 HUNDREDS, FOOL. 1738 01:15:31,917 --> 01:15:33,959 I MEAN HUNDREDS, FOOL. 1739 01:15:33,959 --> 01:15:35,333 C-NOTES! 1740 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:36,875 STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. 1741 01:15:36,875 --> 01:15:38,458 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, TELL 'EM TO HOLD ON A SECOND. 1742 01:15:38,458 --> 01:15:39,792 TELL 'EM TO HOLD ON. 1743 01:15:39,792 --> 01:15:41,417 WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND. WHAT? 1744 01:15:41,417 --> 01:15:42,917 DO YOUR MAMA GOT CALL I.D. BLOCK 1745 01:15:42,917 --> 01:15:44,208 ON THE PHONE? NO. WHY? 1746 01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:46,250 STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS. 1747 01:15:46,250 --> 01:15:49,125 [WHISPERING] Hang up, hang up. 1748 01:15:49,125 --> 01:15:51,083 LET ME CALL Y'ALL RIGHT BACK. 1749 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:52,792 [DIAL TONE] 1750 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:54,458 WHAT HAPPENED? 1751 01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:55,875 THEY JUST HUNG UP. 1752 01:15:55,875 --> 01:15:56,959 NOW, WHAT WE GONNA DO? 1753 01:15:56,959 --> 01:15:58,166 YOU THINK THEY GOT CALLER I.D. 1754 01:15:58,166 --> 01:15:59,166 AT A DAMN CAR WASH? 1755 01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:00,959 I HOPE NOT. I FUCKED UP, HUH? 1756 01:16:00,959 --> 01:16:03,291 THEY MUST HAVE REALIZED THEY DIDN'T BLOCK THEIR CALLER I.D. 1757 01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:06,834 THEY'LL PROBABLY CALL BACK WITH THE BLOCK. 1758 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:08,125 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1759 01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,875 THERE THEY GO. 1760 01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:12,458 SEE? THE NUMBER'S GONE NOW. 1761 01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:13,458 [RINGS] 1762 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:14,750 THESE GUYS ARE NOT TOO SMART. 1763 01:16:14,750 --> 01:16:16,083 I'M GONNA CALL THE PHONE NUMBER IN 1764 01:16:16,083 --> 01:16:18,166 TO ONE OF MY PARTNERS DOWN AT L.A.P.D. 1765 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,250 AND GET SOME INFO. 1766 01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,375 [RINGS] 1767 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,834 WHAT'S THE NUMBER TO 911? 1768 01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:26,291 I'LL CALL IT IN. 1769 01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:29,834 ONE ADAM 12, ONE ADAM 12... 1770 01:16:29,834 --> 01:16:31,959 MAN, ENOUGH WITH THIS BULLSHIT. 1771 01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:35,000 LET ME ANSWER THE PHONE. 1772 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:35,875 HELLO. 1773 01:16:35,875 --> 01:16:38,250 HELLO. YEAH, THIS THE KIDNAPPERS AGAIN. 1774 01:16:38,250 --> 01:16:39,917 LOOK, ME AND FACE-- 1775 01:16:39,917 --> 01:16:41,959 MAN, YOU JUST SAID MY NAME. 1776 01:16:41,959 --> 01:16:43,000 THEM NIGGAS IS IGNORANT. 1777 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,250 NIGGA, WHO IS YOU, DESTINY'S CHILD? 1778 01:16:44,250 --> 01:16:46,458 NIGGA, AIN'T NOBODY SAID YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' NAME. 1779 01:16:46,458 --> 01:16:47,583 DAMN. 1780 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:49,458 LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS BUSINESS, MAN. 1781 01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:50,667 HELLO. 1782 01:16:50,667 --> 01:16:51,834 THEY GOT TO BE THE STUPIDEST MUTHAFUCKERS. 1783 01:16:51,834 --> 01:16:54,041 YEAH, LOOK, SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAN. 1784 01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:55,667 ANYWAY, THIS THE KIDNAPPERS AGAIN, MAN. 1785 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:58,417 MAN, STOP SAYING THAT SHIT OVER THE PHONE! 1786 01:16:58,417 --> 01:16:59,500 DAMN. 1787 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,250 I CAN'T SAY SHIT, CAN I? 1788 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:02,208 CHILL OUT, MAN. 1789 01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:05,041 IT'S MESSED UP WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. WASH. 1790 01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:06,125 BUST IT! 1791 01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:07,208 ♪ OH-OH ♪ 1792 01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:08,208 ♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ UNH, UNH ♪ 1793 01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:09,333 ♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ UNH, YEAH ♪ 1794 01:17:09,333 --> 01:17:11,041 ♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ WHO'S MR. WASH? ♪ 1795 01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:12,542 ♪ OH, GOSH, HE'S LOST ♪ 1796 01:17:12,542 --> 01:17:14,041 ♪ OH-OH ♪ ♪ MR. WASH... ♪ 1797 01:17:14,041 --> 01:17:16,041 SUPERCOP SECURITY REPORTS. COPY. 1798 01:17:16,041 --> 01:17:18,000 ♪ UNH, UNH, HE'S THE-- ♪ 1799 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,041 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1800 01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:21,250 HEY. OK, YOU GUYS NEED TO GO TO WORK 1801 01:17:21,250 --> 01:17:23,208 LIKE IT'S A REGULAR DAY. 1802 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:24,250 IT IS A REGULAR DAY, 1803 01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:25,959 AND TUCK IN YOUR BELLY, NIGGA. 1804 01:17:25,959 --> 01:17:26,834 [ALL LAUGH] 1805 01:17:26,834 --> 01:17:28,875 LOOK, WE WANT THE MUTHAFUCKIN' MONEY. 1806 01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:29,875 YOU WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN? 1807 01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:31,458 YEAH, BUT HOW WE KNOW YOU GOT HIM 1808 01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:33,041 AND IF HE'S STILL ALIVE? 1809 01:17:33,041 --> 01:17:34,875 LISTEN TO THIS. 1810 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,208 [SMACK] 1811 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,125 OW! DAMN. 1812 01:17:38,125 --> 01:17:40,417 [MUFFLED] YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH. 1813 01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:42,250 I'M-A KICK YOUR ASS. 1814 01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,542 HELLO. YEAH, SO LOOK, 1815 01:17:43,542 --> 01:17:45,125 I'LL SEE Y'ALL AT CLOSING TIME 1816 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:48,000 WITH ALL THE MONEY, ALL OF IT! 1817 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,834 AND NO POLICE. 1818 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,041 YOU STUPID. 1819 01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:54,166 I GOT SOME INFORMATION. 1820 01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:56,250 HEY, THESE CALLS ARE COMING IN FROM AN ADDRESS 1821 01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:57,834 A FEW BLOCKS AWAY FROM HERE. 1822 01:17:57,834 --> 01:18:00,667 COOL, NOW WE JUST NEED TO PUT A PLAN TOGETHER. 1823 01:18:00,667 --> 01:18:02,417 WHY? I MEAN, IF WE HAVE THE ADDRESS, 1824 01:18:02,417 --> 01:18:03,625 LET'S JUST GO GET HIM. 1825 01:18:03,625 --> 01:18:05,083 HEY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY, BABY GIRL. 1826 01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:06,333 THIS IS THE KIND OF MATTER 1827 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,875 YOU HAVE TO HANDLE DELICATELY. 1828 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,500 AND WHAT YOU MEAN, LET'S GO GET HIM? 1829 01:18:09,500 --> 01:18:11,917 WE AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT THAT KIND OF DELICATE. 1830 01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:13,125 MATTER OF FACT, 1831 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:14,500 WE DON'T NEED NO WOMEN IN THE WAY JEOPARDIZING-- 1832 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:15,417 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOMEBOY. 1833 01:18:15,417 --> 01:18:16,917 YOU MIGHT BE SPEAKIN' 1834 01:18:16,917 --> 01:18:18,375 A LITTLE TOO SOON. 1835 01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:21,875 THAT MAY BE JUST WHAT WE NEED. 1836 01:18:21,875 --> 01:18:23,083 I'M-A JUST CHILL, YOU KNOW, 1837 01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:25,458 PARLAY THAT SHIT OFF INTO THE STOCK MARKET OR SOMETHIN'. 1838 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:26,458 MM-HMM. 1839 01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:27,583 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1840 01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:28,667 MAN, WHO IS THAT? 1841 01:18:28,667 --> 01:18:31,125 CALM DOWN. THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE. 1842 01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:32,250 YOU SURE? 1843 01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:33,250 YEAH, I'M SURE. 1844 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:35,333 MAN, GET AWAY FROM THE DAMN DOOR! 1845 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:37,333 YOUR MOMS AIN'T BACK FROM VEGAS YET. 1846 01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:40,000 GO IN THERE AND CHECK ON THE OLD MAN. 1847 01:18:41,291 --> 01:18:42,750 DAMN. 1848 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:48,417 YOU WANT SOMETHIN' TO DRINK, OLD MAN? 1849 01:18:48,417 --> 01:18:49,542 YOU DAMN RIGHT I WANT SOME WATER! 1850 01:18:49,542 --> 01:18:51,458 I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK YOU GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS! 1851 01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:52,500 MAN, LOOK, SHUT UP, MAN. 1852 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,959 I JUST ASKED YOU IF YOU WANT SOME WATER, MAN. 1853 01:18:53,959 --> 01:18:56,291 NOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO NO 25 YEARS IN THE PEN 1854 01:18:56,291 --> 01:18:57,542 OVER A COUPLE OF DOLLARS. 1855 01:18:57,542 --> 01:19:00,083 [LAUGHS] I CAN SEE IT NOW. 1856 01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:01,959 INMATE SLIM, HOBBLING THROUGH THE YARD 1857 01:19:01,959 --> 01:19:04,708 WITH HIS CANE ON HIS WAY TO THE COMMISSARY 1858 01:19:04,708 --> 01:19:06,458 TO GET SOME VASELINE. 1859 01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:07,750 VASELINE? 1860 01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:09,500 MM-HMM. YOUR BOY CAN'T GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THAT. 1861 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:12,125 HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE CHITCHAT ABOUT? 1862 01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:14,667 I WAS JUST ASKIN' HIM IF HE WANTS SOMETHIN' TO DRINK, MAN. 1863 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:16,583 MAN, PUT THE GAG BACK ON HIM, SLIM. 1864 01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:17,875 MAN, DON'T PUT THAT THING. 1865 01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,208 [MUFFLED] YOU AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT, 1866 01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:20,500 YOU SON OF A BITCH. ALL RIGHT. 1867 01:19:20,500 --> 01:19:22,125 MAN, GET OUT OF HERE. 1868 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,458 I WAS GONNA GET YOU SOMETHIN' TO DRINK. 1869 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:25,083 I GUESS YOU FUCKED THAT UP. 1870 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,208 DAMN. [MUFFLED GRUNT] 1871 01:19:32,500 --> 01:19:34,166 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 1872 01:19:34,166 --> 01:19:35,834 YEAH, I SEE IT. 1873 01:19:35,834 --> 01:19:38,291 LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A LITTLE COMPANY, TOO. 1874 01:19:38,291 --> 01:19:40,667 UH-HUH. 1875 01:19:40,667 --> 01:19:41,708 WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD HEAD BACK 1876 01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,375 AND SEE WHAT DEE LOC'S GOT PLANNED. 1877 01:19:43,375 --> 01:19:45,625 MAN, WHAT'S THE STORY WITH YOU TWO, ANYWAY? 1878 01:19:45,625 --> 01:19:47,333 Y'ALL FUCKIN'? 1879 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:48,667 MAN, FUCK YOU, FAT BOY. 1880 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:50,583 JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE. 1881 01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:51,708 WHATEVER, MAN. 1882 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:54,250 AND VICKEY, YOU SHOW 'EM SOME ASS. 1883 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,333 ALL RIGHT, BABE. 1884 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,667 UM, EXCUSE ME. 1885 01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:58,708 YOU COULDA GOT ME TO DO THAT. 1886 01:19:58,708 --> 01:19:59,625 I MEAN, WHAT YOU TRYIN' TO SAY, 1887 01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:01,542 I AIN'T FINE ENOUGH? 1888 01:20:01,542 --> 01:20:03,333 I AIN'T GOT ENOUGH ASS? 1889 01:20:03,333 --> 01:20:04,542 WHAT IS IT? 1890 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:05,708 OH, GIRL, QUIT TRIPPIN'. 1891 01:20:05,708 --> 01:20:06,792 YOU KNOW THEY KNOW 1892 01:20:06,792 --> 01:20:10,083 YOUR BROKE ASS WORK UP HERE WITH US. 1893 01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:13,000 OH, YEAH, YOU RIGHT. 1894 01:20:13,792 --> 01:20:15,000 THIS THE PLAN, Y'ALL. 1895 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,333 ANTIONETTE, I NEED YOU TO CALL OVER THERE 1896 01:20:16,333 --> 01:20:18,583 AND ASK TO SPEAK TO THE MAN OR THE WOMAN OF THE HOUSE. 1897 01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:21,708 [TELEPHONE RINGING] JERMAINE DUPRI GOT THE SHIT, HUH? 1898 01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:22,875 WHEW. 1899 01:20:22,875 --> 01:20:24,417 LOOK, I MEAN, AS SOON AS OUR MONEY COME, 1900 01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:27,542 BAM, I'M ON DUBS, TOO. OOH-OOH. 1901 01:20:27,542 --> 01:20:28,875 YEAH. 1902 01:20:28,875 --> 01:20:31,208 I'M GONNA GET THAT, AND I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 1903 01:20:31,208 --> 01:20:32,375 HEY. 1904 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:35,625 MAN, GET THE PHONE, DOG. THAT MIGHT BE MY WOMAN. 1905 01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:37,375 "GET THE PHONE, DOG. 1906 01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:39,166 THAT MIGHT BE MY WOMAN." 1907 01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:40,875 [LAUGHTER] 1908 01:20:40,875 --> 01:20:44,750 AND IF IT AIN'T HER, I AIN'T EVEN HERE. 1909 01:20:47,208 --> 01:20:48,250 HELLO. 1910 01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:49,583 HEY, MM...AHEM. 1911 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:52,375 HI. IS THE MAN OR WOMAN OF THE HOUSE IN? 1912 01:20:52,375 --> 01:20:53,542 WHO IS THIS? 1913 01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:54,583 MY NAME IS MS. JORDAN, 1914 01:20:54,583 --> 01:20:55,625 FROM THE CENSUS BUREAU. 1915 01:20:55,625 --> 01:20:56,708 OH, NO, THEY NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 1916 01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:58,083 YOU WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE? 1917 01:20:58,083 --> 01:20:59,625 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME. 1918 01:20:59,625 --> 01:21:00,750 ALL RIGHT, SHOOT. 1919 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:02,750 WELL, FIRST OFF, CAN YOU TELL ME 1920 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:05,166 HOW MANY PEOPLE UP IN THE HOUSE? 1921 01:21:05,166 --> 01:21:06,250 RIGHT NOW? 1922 01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:08,583 IT'S ME. I'M SLIM. 1923 01:21:08,583 --> 01:21:10,667 FACE, TREY DEE, 1924 01:21:10,667 --> 01:21:12,083 DOG, MR.-- 1925 01:21:12,083 --> 01:21:13,750 MAN, WHO YOU TALKIN' TO? 1926 01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:15,125 HEY, HOMEY, I AIN'T HERE, HOMEY. 1927 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:18,083 DON'T BE--DON'T BE SAYIN' I'M HERE LIKE THAT, MAN. 1928 01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,792 EXCUSE ME. CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR ONE SECOND? 1929 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,834 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1930 01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:24,125 Y'ALL MIND SHUTTIN' THE FUCK UP, MAN? 1931 01:21:24,125 --> 01:21:26,625 THIS THE PEOPLE FROM THE FUCKIN' CENSUS BRR-RU. 1932 01:21:26,625 --> 01:21:27,792 WHAT?! 1933 01:21:27,792 --> 01:21:29,667 THE PEOPLE FROM THE CENSUS BRR-RU. 1934 01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:32,125 WHAT?! 1935 01:21:32,125 --> 01:21:33,458 THEY CALLIN' ABOUT THE CENSUS SHIT FOR THE HOOD. 1936 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:35,875 MAN, WE DON'T NEED NO CENSUS IN THE DAMN HOOD. 1937 01:21:35,875 --> 01:21:37,542 THAT JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR THEM TO KEEP US 1938 01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:38,750 LOST IN THE SYSTEM. 1939 01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:41,125 MAN, HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE. 1940 01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:43,291 NIGGA, DIDN'T HE TELL YOU TO HANG UP THE PHONE? 1941 01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:46,625 Trey Dee: Y'ALL WANT TO GO GET THIS CHEESE OR WHAT? 1942 01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:47,875 HELLO. YEAH, MA'AM, 1943 01:21:47,875 --> 01:21:50,125 UH, CAN YOU CALL ME BACK A LITTLE LATER? 1944 01:21:50,125 --> 01:21:52,834 WHA--CAN-- BYE. 1945 01:21:57,834 --> 01:21:59,500 Y'ALL READY TO GO GET THIS PAPER? 1946 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:02,375 WAITIN' ON YOU, LOC. 1947 01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:03,500 LET'S ROLL! 1948 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:05,417 NAH, NAH, NAH. 1949 01:22:05,417 --> 01:22:07,583 YOU CHILL. 1950 01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:08,875 YOU STAY RIGHT HERE. 1951 01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:10,667 WE GONNA GO ON AND GET THIS PAPER, A'RIGHT. 1952 01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:12,708 DON'T ANSWER THAT PHONE 1953 01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:15,208 OR THE DOOR FOR NOBODY. 1954 01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:16,333 NOBODY. 1955 01:22:16,333 --> 01:22:18,291 NO-BOD-DEE. 1956 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:19,333 NOBODY. 1957 01:22:19,333 --> 01:22:20,333 YEAH. 1958 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,792 Slim: Y'ALL BE CAREFUL. 1959 01:22:21,792 --> 01:22:23,875 PEACE. 1960 01:22:35,375 --> 01:22:37,125 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 1961 01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:41,417 DID IT WORK? 1962 01:22:41,417 --> 01:22:42,792 YEAH, I HEARD HIM SAY IT'S 4 OF THEM NOW 1963 01:22:42,792 --> 01:22:44,792 AND THEY'RE ON THE WAY TO GET THE MONEY. 1964 01:22:44,792 --> 01:22:47,250 COOL. LET'S EXECUTE. 1965 01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:48,500 I'LL BE AROUND THE CORNER 1966 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:49,542 TILL YOU GIVE ME MY CUE. 1967 01:22:49,542 --> 01:22:53,166 COME ON, LADIES. LET'S GO HANDLE THIS PIMPIN'. 1968 01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:55,875 AFTER Y'ALL. 1969 01:22:55,875 --> 01:22:57,708 ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. 1970 01:22:57,708 --> 01:22:58,875 GOOD LUCK. 1971 01:22:58,875 --> 01:23:00,417 WE WON'T NEED IT. 1972 01:23:00,417 --> 01:23:03,250 ALL RIGHT NOW, WE GONNA TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME, NOW. 1973 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,708 THIS TIME NO TALKIN', 1974 01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,375 JUST DRINKIN'. 1975 01:23:07,375 --> 01:23:09,417 YOU'RE NOT THE SHARPEST KNIFE IN THE DRAWER, 1976 01:23:09,417 --> 01:23:10,458 ARE YOU, BOY? 1977 01:23:10,458 --> 01:23:11,417 ARE YOU STUPID? 1978 01:23:11,417 --> 01:23:13,625 DON'T YOU SEE I'M TIED UP? 1979 01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:15,583 OH, OH, MY BAD. 1980 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:16,834 ALL RIGHT. 1981 01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:18,500 [SPITS] 1982 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,417 THAT'S MIGHTY WHITE OF YOU. 1983 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:21,625 NOW WHAT YOUR MAMA GONNA SAY 1984 01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:23,208 WHEN SHE COME DOWN TO SEE YA IN THE PENITENTIARY?! 1985 01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:24,792 LOOK, MAN, I TOLD YA. DON'T START WITH ME. 1986 01:23:24,792 --> 01:23:25,667 THAT SHIT AIN'T GONNA WORK. 1987 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:26,834 OH, IT AIN'T TOO LATE. 1988 01:23:26,834 --> 01:23:28,708 IF YOU LET ME GO NOW, I'LL PROMISE YA 1989 01:23:28,708 --> 01:23:31,583 I WON'T KICK YOUR ASS. 1990 01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:47,417 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1991 01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:50,917 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. [COCKS TRIGGER] 1992 01:23:50,917 --> 01:23:53,333 YOU BETTER GET REAL QUIET, A'RIGHT? 1993 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,708 SIT STILL, A'RIGHT? 1994 01:24:01,417 --> 01:24:03,792 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1995 01:24:11,333 --> 01:24:12,959 Slim: AHEM, AHEM. 1996 01:24:12,959 --> 01:24:13,959 SHIT. 1997 01:24:13,959 --> 01:24:15,959 HELLO. HEY, HOW YA DOIN'? 1998 01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:17,875 UH, YOU NEED SOME HELP? 1999 01:24:17,875 --> 01:24:19,792 YEAH. MY CAR WON'T START. 2000 01:24:19,792 --> 01:24:20,834 YOU GOT ANY JUMPER CABLES? 2001 01:24:20,834 --> 01:24:21,959 HELL, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 2002 01:24:21,959 --> 01:24:23,708 MY BUDDY JUST LEFT IN MY CAR. THEY IN THE CAR. 2003 01:24:23,708 --> 01:24:26,500 WELL, DO YOU THINK I COULD COME IN AND USE YOUR RESTROOM? 2004 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,625 I BEEN HOLDIN' IT FOR MILES. 2005 01:24:28,625 --> 01:24:30,458 YEAH. HELL, YEAH. COME ON. 2006 01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:32,458 CAN I USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL TRIPLE "A"? 2007 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:35,500 YEAH, YOU CAN USE THE PHONE, TOO. 2008 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,959 COME ON. 2009 01:24:36,959 --> 01:24:38,375 UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 2010 01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:40,750 LET ME GO GET MY DRAWERS OUT THE BATHROOM, ALL RIGHT? 2011 01:24:40,750 --> 01:24:42,708 BE RIGHT BACK. 2012 01:24:42,708 --> 01:24:43,959 Face: HEY, TREY DEE, I'M GOIN' IN HERE 2013 01:24:43,959 --> 01:24:44,959 AND GET THIS CHEESE RIGHT QUICK, 2014 01:24:44,959 --> 01:24:46,750 PUT THIS JACK DOWN, ALL RIGHT? 2015 01:24:46,750 --> 01:24:48,792 HOLD ON, FACE. 2016 01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:50,000 DAMN. 2017 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,000 DON'T YOU WANT TO AT LEAST TAKE THE HEAT? 2018 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,750 OH, YEAH. YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT. 2019 01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:56,000 GOD DAMN! I MEAN... 2020 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,667 DO YOU BELIEVE THIS NIGGA, DOG? 2021 01:24:58,667 --> 01:24:59,875 THAT--THAT--MAN. 2022 01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,708 Dawg: HE NEEDS THAT GUN. 2023 01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:07,959 Face: DON'T BE NO HERO. 2024 01:25:07,959 --> 01:25:10,875 I BET YOU COME FOR THE MONEY. 2025 01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,542 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 2026 01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,875 AND DON'T THINK I AIN'T GOT SOMEBODY STANDIN' BY WAITIN' 2027 01:25:14,875 --> 01:25:16,708 TO BLOW YOUR BOSS' HEAD OFF. 2028 01:25:16,708 --> 01:25:18,083 Y'ALL GET IN HERE! 2029 01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:20,708 ONE OF THE DAMN KIDNAPPERS IN THE OFFICE WITH SEAN, 2030 01:25:20,708 --> 01:25:22,834 AND HE GOT A GUN. 2031 01:25:27,083 --> 01:25:28,333 NOW LOOK HERE, 2032 01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:29,583 YOU BETTER BE REAL QUIET RIGHT NOW. 2033 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,917 I DONE BEEN REAL NICE TO YOUR OLD ASS. 2034 01:25:31,917 --> 01:25:34,708 ALL RIGHT, DON'T MAKE ME GET UGLY UP IN HERE, 2035 01:25:34,708 --> 01:25:36,708 YOU HEAR ME? 2036 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:37,875 IT'S TOO LATE. 2037 01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:41,041 IT AIN'T MY FAULT YOU TOOK AFTER YOUR MAMA. 2038 01:25:41,041 --> 01:25:43,583 YOU GOT JOKES, HUH? 2039 01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:46,542 BE QUIET, DAMN IT. I GOT SOME COMPANY. 2040 01:25:46,542 --> 01:25:49,000 [GRUNTS] 2041 01:25:50,041 --> 01:25:52,625 HERE GO THE PHONE RIGHT THERE. 2042 01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:54,583 I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE RESTROOM IS. 2043 01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,667 MM-HMM. 2044 01:25:55,667 --> 01:25:57,333 PSSHOO! 2045 01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:01,708 THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 2046 01:26:01,708 --> 01:26:04,250 NO PROBLEM. 2047 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:07,000 COULD I HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY, PLEASE? 2048 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,333 OH-HO, MY BAD. 2049 01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:10,667 IT'S OK. YOU KNOW WHAT? MY GIRLFRIEND'S OUTSIDE. 2050 01:26:10,667 --> 01:26:11,917 WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK ON HER? 2051 01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:15,417 OK. THANK YOU. 2052 01:26:15,417 --> 01:26:19,875 DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR. YOU MUST BE CRAZY. 2053 01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:23,041 OOH, SHIT. 2054 01:26:41,959 --> 01:26:44,708 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS THING? 2055 01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:45,834 THIS STUPID OL' THING. 2056 01:26:45,834 --> 01:26:46,959 IS SHE CALLIN' TRIPLE "A"? 2057 01:26:46,959 --> 01:26:48,875 Slim: YEAH, SHE CALLIN' TRIPLE "A" RIGHT NOW. 2058 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:50,750 WELL, MY NAME IS SPRINKLE... 2059 01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:51,959 HOW YOU DOIN'? 2060 01:26:51,959 --> 01:26:54,792 AND WE SURE DO APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. 2061 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,083 AW, YOU KNOW. 2062 01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:58,792 YOU SHOULD LET ME SPRINKLE YOU SOME TIME. 2063 01:26:58,792 --> 01:26:59,917 W-WHAT'S THAT? 2064 01:26:59,917 --> 01:27:04,500 IT'S JUST A LITTLE DANCE I DO FOR FUN... 2065 01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:05,750 AND MAYBE FOR RENT. 2066 01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:08,250 WHICH WAY YOU GONNA DO IT FOR ME? 2067 01:27:17,041 --> 01:27:18,542 HEY, VICKEY, GOD DAMN IT. 2068 01:27:18,542 --> 01:27:19,625 QUIT PLAYIN', GIRL. 2069 01:27:19,625 --> 01:27:20,708 YOU CALL DEWAYNE? 2070 01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:21,792 YEAH. WHERE HE AT? 2071 01:27:21,792 --> 01:27:22,959 I DON'T KNOW. 2072 01:27:22,959 --> 01:27:24,125 I THINK IT'S THAT ONE RIGHT THERE. 2073 01:27:24,125 --> 01:27:25,792 COME ON. 2074 01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:30,417 [MUFFLED GROANS] 2075 01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:33,792 HEY, VICKEY, HERE HE IS IN HERE. 2076 01:27:33,792 --> 01:27:34,834 YOU KNOW WHAT? WATCH THE DOOR. 2077 01:27:34,834 --> 01:27:36,750 MAKE SURE THAT FOOL DON'T COME IN HERE. 2078 01:27:36,750 --> 01:27:37,792 ALL RIGHT. 2079 01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:39,500 MM-MMM, MMM. 2080 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:41,000 WATCH OUT. THAT FOOL GOT A GUN. 2081 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,542 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2082 01:27:45,500 --> 01:27:46,542 YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA GO. 2083 01:27:46,542 --> 01:27:47,667 I'M TRIPPIN', I FORGOT ABOUT SOMETHING-- 2084 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:49,792 NO, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. NO, SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 2085 01:27:49,792 --> 01:27:51,000 LOOK AT THIS. 2086 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,166 DEE LOC, OUT OF ALL PEOPLE. 2087 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:53,792 BOY, I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 2088 01:27:53,792 --> 01:27:54,917 WHO GOT THE REGISTER? 2089 01:27:54,917 --> 01:27:56,166 MAN, FUCK ON THE REGISTER. 2090 01:27:56,166 --> 01:27:57,708 NO, I GOTTA MAKE SURE SHE'S COOL. 2091 01:27:57,708 --> 01:27:58,875 CHECK IT OUT. HERE, SPRINKLE. 2092 01:27:58,875 --> 01:28:01,917 COME ON, MR. WASH, HURRY UP. 2093 01:28:01,917 --> 01:28:03,792 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2094 01:28:10,834 --> 01:28:12,834 BE RIGHT BACK. 2095 01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:14,500 [CLICKS TONGUE] 2096 01:28:21,542 --> 01:28:22,834 [GUNSHOT] 2097 01:28:24,917 --> 01:28:26,834 MR. WASH, VICKEY. 2098 01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:28,625 COME ON, COME ON! 2099 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:31,375 ALL RIGHT. BOY, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE DONE. 2100 01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:33,250 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO AND KILL THE NIGGA. 2101 01:28:33,250 --> 01:28:34,708 AT LEAST HE WAS KIND OF HOSPITABLE. 2102 01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:35,875 MAN, I DIDN'T KILL THAT NIGGA. 2103 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,041 THE GUN WENT OFF WHEN I HIT HIM 2104 01:28:37,041 --> 01:28:38,875 IN THE BACK HIS HEAD. 2105 01:28:38,875 --> 01:28:39,917 TIE HIS ASS UP. 2106 01:28:39,917 --> 01:28:43,333 MATTER OF FACT, FUCK THIS NIGGA. LET'S ROLL. 2107 01:28:43,333 --> 01:28:46,875 OFFICER DEWAYNE, I NEED BACKUP ON TRANSPORT. 2108 01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:48,542 [RADIO STATIC] 2109 01:28:48,542 --> 01:28:49,834 WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. 2110 01:28:49,834 --> 01:28:51,750 WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. 2111 01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:56,875 GO, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO! 2112 01:28:56,875 --> 01:28:57,875 WHAT'S UP WITH THE CHEESE? 2113 01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,250 PATIENCE, MY MAN. IT'S JUST A SHORT WAIT. 2114 01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:01,583 I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BE WAITIN'. 2115 01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:03,875 NOW IF IT AIN'T IN MY HAND IN THE NEXT 2 MINUTES, 2116 01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:05,083 I'M GONNA MAKE THE CALL. 2117 01:29:05,083 --> 01:29:06,917 [LOW CONVERSATION] 2118 01:29:06,917 --> 01:29:08,834 HEY, TRAY, IT'S THE POLICE, BRO. 2119 01:29:08,834 --> 01:29:10,041 GOD DAMN. 2120 01:29:10,041 --> 01:29:11,333 NIGGA, THEM'S SOME RENT-A-COPS. 2121 01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:12,875 NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK? 2122 01:29:12,875 --> 01:29:15,250 NIGGA, THAT AIN'T NO RENT-A-COP, THOUGH. 2123 01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,875 OH, SHIT. THAT FOOL GOT HEAT. 2124 01:29:21,959 --> 01:29:23,083 [TAPS TRUNK] 2125 01:29:23,083 --> 01:29:24,166 DROP THE GUN OUT OF THE WINDOW, DEWAYNE. 2126 01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:26,959 DROP YOUR FUCKING GUN OUT OF THE WINDOW! 2127 01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:30,708 Face: MAN, WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT? 2128 01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:32,500 NOTHIN', MAN. DAMN. 2129 01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:34,250 I'M GONNA POP YOUR ASS OUT RIGHT NOW. 2130 01:29:34,250 --> 01:29:36,917 LOOK, MAN, I JUST SAW YOUR MONEY COMIN' IN, 2131 01:29:36,917 --> 01:29:38,583 GOT A LITTLE EXCITED, THAT'S ALL. 2132 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:39,834 MATTER OF FACT, I'LL GO GET IT FOR YOU. 2133 01:29:39,834 --> 01:29:44,834 NAH, HOMEY. WE'LL GO GET IT TOGETHER. 2134 01:29:44,834 --> 01:29:48,792 I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER! 2135 01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:49,959 WHAT? 2136 01:29:49,959 --> 01:29:51,708 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CHRIS? 2137 01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:52,750 GETTIN' SOME REVENGE. 2138 01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,708 YOU DIDN'T JUST THINK YOU CAN FIRE MOTHERFUCKERS 2139 01:29:54,708 --> 01:29:55,834 AND GET AWAY WITH IT? 2140 01:29:55,834 --> 01:29:58,291 YOU YOUNG MOTHERFUCKERS ARE CRAZY THESE DAYS. 2141 01:29:58,291 --> 01:30:00,041 CHRIS, CUZ, YOU TRIPPIN', DOG. 2142 01:30:00,041 --> 01:30:01,083 NO, YOU'RE TRIPPIN'! 2143 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:02,250 THAT IS SOME REAL SHIT 2144 01:30:02,250 --> 01:30:03,959 FOR YOU TO CRACK UP HERE RIGHT NOW, DOG. 2145 01:30:03,959 --> 01:30:06,750 OH, IT'S ABOUT TO CRACK. 2146 01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:11,834 [GUNSHOT] 2147 01:30:11,834 --> 01:30:13,792 [GUNSHOTS] 2148 01:30:13,792 --> 01:30:14,875 SHIT! 2149 01:30:14,875 --> 01:30:16,959 [GUNSHOTS] 2150 01:30:48,417 --> 01:30:50,625 MOTHERFUCKER! 2151 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,041 GET THE FUCK OFF ME! 2152 01:30:56,917 --> 01:30:58,333 YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO TOOK MY JOB. 2153 01:30:58,333 --> 01:31:02,333 NAH, CHRIS. I CAN'T LET YOU SMOKE MY HOMEBOY LIKE THAT, MAN. 2154 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:04,041 NOW, SEE, THIS IS HOW THE CO-WORKERS 2155 01:31:04,041 --> 01:31:05,667 END UP GETTING POPPED! 2156 01:31:05,667 --> 01:31:07,542 MY BEEF AIN'T WITH YOU, DEE. 2157 01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:09,708 IT'S WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE. 2158 01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:11,125 SECURITY, MOTHERFUCKER. 2159 01:31:11,125 --> 01:31:12,959 DROP THE GUN. 2160 01:31:12,959 --> 01:31:15,333 IT'S ALL OVER NOW. 2161 01:31:15,333 --> 01:31:16,208 DON'T GET YOUR HEAD BLOWN OFF 2162 01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:19,041 DOING NOTHIN' STUPID. 2163 01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:23,041 GREAT JOB, ROBOCOP. 2164 01:31:23,041 --> 01:31:25,208 FUCK! 2165 01:31:25,208 --> 01:31:26,458 GET UP ON THE CAR. 2166 01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:27,875 Radio: OK, THAT'S A SUPER SIZE COMBO 2167 01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:31,250 WITH EXTRA MAYO, DOUBLE CHEESE, AND A SMALL DIET COLA? 2168 01:31:31,250 --> 01:31:34,041 THAT'S A BIG 10-4. 2169 01:31:34,041 --> 01:31:36,166 [POLICE SIRENS] 2170 01:31:41,041 --> 01:31:42,750 MY NIGGA. 2171 01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:44,041 LET ME HOLLA AT YOU. 2172 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:46,417 CHECK THIS OUT. 2173 01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:47,792 I JUST WANTED MY JOB BACK. 2174 01:31:47,792 --> 01:31:50,041 COME ON, I JUST WANTED MY JOB BACK. 2175 01:31:50,041 --> 01:31:50,917 NOT TONIGHT. 2176 01:31:50,917 --> 01:31:52,834 LOOK, MAN, I KNOW I GOT A CHECK COMIN'. 2177 01:31:52,834 --> 01:31:54,792 I REALLY WANT TO PAY MY HALF OF THE RENT, 2178 01:31:54,792 --> 01:31:56,250 BUT I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF A FEW THINGS. 2179 01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:59,250 JUST GOTTA GET THAT GOD DAMN BOOT OFF MY CAR. 2180 01:31:59,250 --> 01:32:00,750 SHIT'S EMBARRASSING. 2181 01:32:00,750 --> 01:32:03,959 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT 2182 01:32:03,959 --> 01:32:06,458 ♪ AS THE WHEELS TURN CITY TO CITY ♪ 2183 01:32:06,458 --> 01:32:07,917 ♪ HUNDRED SPOKE, CHRONIC SMOKE ♪ 2184 01:32:07,917 --> 01:32:09,792 ♪ TWIST UP ANOTHER PHILLY ♪ ♪ DONE DILLY ♪ 2185 01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,166 ♪ THEM NIGGAS STILL TRIPPIN' ON THAT OLD SHIT? ♪ 2186 01:32:12,166 --> 01:32:13,750 ♪ REALLY? ♪ ♪ HOW SILLY ♪ 2187 01:32:13,750 --> 01:32:15,583 ♪ IT'S A WHOLE 'NOTHER DAY ♪ 2188 01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:17,750 ♪ SNOOP DOGG AND DOC MOTHERFUCKIN' DRE ♪ 2189 01:32:17,750 --> 01:32:20,208 ♪ NIGGA, CAN YOU FEEL THIS? ♪ 2190 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:26,125 ♪ THE WASH ♪ 2191 01:32:34,083 --> 01:32:36,500 ♪ THE WASH ♪ 2192 01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:46,291 ♪ THE WASH ♪ 2193 01:32:53,959 --> 01:32:56,458 WHO IS IT? 2194 01:32:56,458 --> 01:32:57,959 UM, YOU'RE NEEDED ON SET RIGHT NOW. 2195 01:32:57,959 --> 01:33:02,291 WE'LL BE OUT THERE IN ABOUT 15. 2196 01:33:02,291 --> 01:33:07,083 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 2197 01:33:07,083 --> 01:33:07,959 ♪ SUPER UGLY ♪ 2198 01:33:07,959 --> 01:33:10,000 ♪ PUT YOUR CUPS UP, GET YOUR SMOKE IN ♪ 2199 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,500 ♪ BABY, WE PARTYIN', AIN'T NOBODY LOC'N' ♪ 2200 01:33:12,500 --> 01:33:15,291 ♪ WHO YOU PROVOKIN'? WHAT YOU WANT NOW? ♪ 2201 01:33:15,291 --> 01:33:18,000 ♪ TAKE A LOOK AROUND, THERE'S PIMP SHIT GOIN' DOWN ♪ 2202 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,500 ♪ THERE'S A LOT OF BITCHES, A WHOLE LOT OF FREAKS ♪ 2203 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:23,000 ♪ TOP-NOTCH HOES, THEY FLOCKIN' EVERY WEEK ♪ 2204 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,667 ♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO? GET YOUR NEXT THRILL ♪ 2205 01:33:25,667 --> 01:33:28,333 ♪ TAKE A ECS-PILL, HOW DOES SEX FEEL? ♪ 2206 01:33:28,333 --> 01:33:30,959 ♪ DAMN, YOU LOOKIN' GOOD, ALL 10 OF Y'ALL ♪ 2207 01:33:30,959 --> 01:33:33,375 ♪ WANNA ROLL? I'M DICKIN' Y'ALL ♪ 2208 01:33:33,375 --> 01:33:35,333 ♪ KEEP YOUR FACE DOWN, KEEP YOUR ASS UP ♪ 2209 01:33:35,333 --> 01:33:38,458 ♪ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOIN', KEEP THAT SHIT MOVIN' ♪ 2210 01:33:38,458 --> 01:33:41,000 ♪ KEEP THE TITTIES JUMPIN', KEEP THE HITTY COMIN' ♪ 2211 01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:43,417 ♪ EVERY BITCH IN HERE NEED TO BE TOUCHIN' SOMETHIN' ♪ 2212 01:33:43,417 --> 01:33:45,959 ♪ I KNOW THEY LIKE IT HOT, THAT'S WHY I KEEP IT HOT ♪ 2213 01:33:45,959 --> 01:33:48,458 ♪ SO HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY NOT WANT A PIECE OF DOC? ♪ 2214 01:33:48,458 --> 01:33:51,667 ♪ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 'CAUSE I'M JUST DRINKIN' ♪ 2215 01:33:51,667 --> 01:33:54,041 ♪ SMOKIN', STRAIGHT WEST COASTIN' ♪ 2216 01:33:54,041 --> 01:33:56,542 ♪ BITCHES PUTTIN' ASS IN MOTION ♪ 2217 01:33:56,542 --> 01:33:58,959 ♪ PUSSY POPPIN', SEX PROMOTIN' ♪ 2218 01:33:58,959 --> 01:34:00,333 ♪ HOW COME ♪ ♪ RAISE IT UP ♪ 2219 01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:02,083 ♪ BLAZE IT UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S YOUR BITCH? ♪ 2220 01:34:02,083 --> 01:34:04,458 ♪ HOMEY'S NUTS? ♪ ♪ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ♪ 2221 01:34:04,458 --> 01:34:05,875 ♪ ALL I REALLY KNOW ♪ 2222 01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:07,583 ♪ IS YOUR HO WANTS TO BE WITH ME ♪ 2223 01:34:07,583 --> 01:34:10,542 ♪ AND SHE AIN'T PLAYIN', WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪ 2224 01:34:10,542 --> 01:34:12,250 ♪ SHE CREEPS WITH ME ♪ 2225 01:34:12,250 --> 01:34:15,208 ♪ AND SLEEPS BETWEEN THE SHEETS ♪ 2226 01:34:15,208 --> 01:34:18,083 Director: ALL RIGHT, CUT, CUT. THAT'S A CUT. 2227 01:34:18,083 --> 01:34:21,583 CHECK THE GATE. GATE'S GOOD. THAT'S A WRAP. 2228 01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:24,333 HEY, MAN. WHAT Y'ALL GETTIN' INTO? 2229 01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:25,291 YOU KNOW WHAT WE DOIN'. 2230 01:34:25,291 --> 01:34:26,625 AT ATTENTION, BABY. 2231 01:34:26,625 --> 01:34:29,333 ALL RIGHT NOW, COLONEL. PEACE, MAN. 2232 01:34:29,333 --> 01:34:32,166 HEY, DAZ, CAN YOU PLAY THAT BACK FOR ME? 2233 01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:35,750 Woman: IT'S ON AND CRACKIN'. 2234 01:34:46,417 --> 01:34:49,750 [BURLESQUE MUSIC SAMPLE] 2235 01:34:54,208 --> 01:34:55,458 GOOD EVENING... 2236 01:34:55,458 --> 01:34:58,917 AND WELCOME TO FANTASIA. 2237 01:34:59,917 --> 01:35:03,417 WHAT HAPPENS HERE STAYS HERE. 2238 01:35:03,417 --> 01:35:06,625 HAVE A MEMORABLE EVENING. 2239 01:35:11,417 --> 01:35:12,917 ♪ SOON AS THE DOOR CLOSE ♪ 2240 01:35:12,917 --> 01:35:14,500 ♪ I MAKE 'EM CURL TOES ♪ 2241 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:15,708 ♪ THEY ALL WANT TO GET YOURS ♪ 2242 01:35:15,708 --> 01:35:17,959 ♪ WE NEVER LOVE Y'ALL, MY NIGGAS ALL MACKS ♪ 2243 01:35:17,959 --> 01:35:20,458 ♪ WE SIP A LATTE, HIT, NEVER CALL BACK ♪ 2244 01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:23,250 ♪ PACK WOMEN IN THE CLUBS TILL IT'S PITCH BLACK ♪ 2245 01:35:23,250 --> 01:35:25,583 ♪ THUGS ON THE BLOCK WONDER WHERE THEY BITCH AT ♪ 2246 01:35:25,583 --> 01:35:28,250 ♪ WHERE YOU THINK, NIGGA? SHE WITH THE AFTERMATH ♪ 2247 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:31,291 ♪ CALL THE HOUSE, SHE AIN'T HOME, SHE WITH AFTERMATH ♪ 2248 01:35:31,291 --> 01:35:33,500 ♪ NO TALKIN', THAT'S HOW THE DRE DAY GO ♪ 2249 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:36,125 ♪ YOU WANT DICK? WELL, BITCH, SAY SO ♪ 2250 01:35:36,125 --> 01:35:38,333 ♪ DON'T BE SHY NOW, PROBABLY THE BEST AT IT ♪ 2251 01:35:38,333 --> 01:35:41,166 ♪ THEY SAY A PARTY AIN'T A PARTY TILL THE WEST AT IT ♪ 2252 01:35:41,166 --> 01:35:43,959 ♪ GRAVITATE TO THE DOC LIKE IT'S AUTOMATIC ♪ 2253 01:35:43,959 --> 01:35:46,166 ♪ TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF, MAKE ME WANT TO GRAB IT ♪ 2254 01:35:46,166 --> 01:35:49,166 ♪ TURN AROUND WITH IT, MAKE ME WANNA STAB IT ♪ 2255 01:35:49,166 --> 01:35:51,917 ♪ TIME TO GET IT CRACKIN', SHOW ME THEM BAD HABITS ♪ 2256 01:35:51,917 --> 01:35:53,667 ♪ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ♪ 2257 01:35:53,667 --> 01:35:57,000 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M JUST DRINKIN', SMOKIN', STRAIGHT WEST COASTIN' ♪ 2258 01:35:57,000 --> 01:35:59,333 ♪ BITCHES PUTTIN' ASS IN MOTION ♪ 2259 01:35:59,333 --> 01:36:01,458 ♪ PUSSY POPPIN', SEX PROMOTIN' ♪ 2260 01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:02,708 ♪ GOTTA GO ♪ ♪ RAISE IT UP ♪ 2261 01:36:02,708 --> 01:36:04,542 ♪ GOTTA PLAY ♪ ♪ BLAZE IT UP ♪ 2262 01:36:04,542 --> 01:36:05,667 ♪ THAT'S YOUR BITCH? ♪ 2263 01:36:05,667 --> 01:36:07,500 ♪ HOMEY, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ♪ 2264 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:08,667 ♪ ALL I REALLY KNOW ♪ 2265 01:36:08,667 --> 01:36:10,500 ♪ IS YOUR HO WANTS TO BE WITH ME ♪ 2266 01:36:10,500 --> 01:36:13,708 ♪ AND SHE AIN'T PLAYIN', WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪ 2267 01:36:13,708 --> 01:36:15,041 ♪ SHE CREEPS WITH ME ♪ 2268 01:36:15,041 --> 01:36:17,166 ♪ AND SLEEPS BETWEEN THE SHEETS ♪ 2269 01:36:17,166 --> 01:36:20,500 ♪ WHEN SHE'S ALL ALONE SHE SNEAKS OUT TO BE WITH ME ♪ 2270 01:36:20,500 --> 01:36:24,500 ♪ AND WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS SHE AIN'T PLAYIN' ♪ 2271 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:25,583 ♪ SHE CREEPS WITH ME ♪ 2272 01:36:25,583 --> 01:36:29,333 ♪ AND SLEEPS BETWEEN THE SHEETS ♪ 2273 01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:30,333 ♪ YEAH ♪ 2274 01:36:30,333 --> 01:36:32,500 ♪ AFTERMATH ♪ 2275 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:36,375 ♪ DR. DRE, 5-STAR SURGEON GENERAL ♪ 2276 01:36:36,375 --> 01:36:39,417 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 2277 01:36:39,417 --> 01:36:41,750 ♪ NOCTURNAL, L.A. CONFIDENTIAL ♪ 2278 01:36:41,750 --> 01:36:43,542 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 2279 01:36:43,542 --> 01:36:44,667 ♪ WHAT UP, INFINITE? ♪ 2280 01:36:44,667 --> 01:36:47,125 ♪ MAHOGANY DROPPIN' THE INSTRUMENTAL ♪ 2281 01:36:47,125 --> 01:36:48,458 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 2282 01:36:48,458 --> 01:36:52,333 ♪ DO THE MATH, AFTERMATH GETS THE LAST LAUGH ♪ 2283 01:36:52,333 --> 01:36:55,333 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 2284 01:36:57,166 --> 01:36:59,667 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 150822

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