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"Will & Grace" is recorded in front of
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a live studio audience.
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Who doesn't love a wedding?
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The look on Will and Grace's face
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when his mother and
her father said "I do"
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was priceless!
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It was like, it was...
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What was it like? It was...
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Oh, it was like that.
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Guys, guys, guys!
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Whatever you do, do not think about
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Marilyn and Martin having sex.
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Don't do it!
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Your pa's inside your ma!
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And nine months later, a dust baby!
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- Puhhh...
- No!
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- Come on!
- Enough!
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Oop!
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That happened... right?
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Why did you mother throw her garter?
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And why am I still holding it?
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Oh!
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Well, I gotta get home to my fella!
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Oh Jackie, I'm so thrilled
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that we're gonna be two old married gals
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for the rest of our lives!
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Because marriage is forever.
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Just you and Estefan. Forever.
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And ever and ever
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and ever and ever and ever.
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Just you, Estefan...
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Forever.
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Marriage.
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Forever.
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We... we gotta make a change.
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I mean... we said we would,
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why haven't we?
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I gotta do something big.
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Maybe I'll... maybe
I'll move to the woods
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for a while and grow a beard.
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I don't wanna be the only
gay guy in the woods.
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People will say, "There's...
there's the woods
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"where that weird gay guy lives.
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Though I appreciate his beard."
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What are you talking about?
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I don't know. I'm traumatized.
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Couldn't they wait for one of us to die?
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Anything else, Mrs. Walker?
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Just the check, Smitty.
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And I'll take this in a doggy bag.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh! Uh, Smitty...
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I was right to break it off
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with Malcolm, wasn't I?
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I mean, I should be
with my husband, right?
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Either way, you're lucky to have someone.
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You know my wife Luanne?
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I bought her a ticket
on the "Hindenburg."
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She and 35 others
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went up in a ball of fire.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Oh, the hilarity!
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Oh, Smitty! How do you always manage
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to keep it fresh and edgy?
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Oh, but you know what?
You're right, Smitty.
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As long as I am
Mrs. Stanley Evelyn Walker,
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there is no other man for me.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
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And that... is where
the idea to run came from.
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You know, there are so many issues we,
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as a nation, are facing right now...
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healthcare, immigration...
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Bees.
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The bees are dying.
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No one knows why.
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Well, pesticides and climate change.
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No one knows.
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I just felt that it was
time to stop complaining
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and get involved!
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So I decided to run for mayor.
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But you're not running for mayor.
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Well, I realized I was not qualified.
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So, I'm running for president.
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Of the New York Society
of Interior Designers.
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Which is as important as it sounds.
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Grace Adler Design.
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Oh, of course. I'll be right there.
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Um, that was a police detective.
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She wants to talk to me...
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Oh! Don't put that in the
article... it'll sound bad.
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No worries! One last thing: for age,
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we have 38.
Did you wanna stick with that?
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I'm about to be the voice of a gay army.
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Don't pick a fight with me.
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Estefan and I are just taking
a little break, Mother.
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No, he... no, he was just freaked out
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about the whole
"forever" thing... you know.
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No, it was him. Yeah.
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He has the intimacy issues, not me.
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Not me. No... not me!
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Of course, it was me!
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So I decided to put a pin in the wedding.
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No, you do not get to say,
"I told you so," Judith!
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Ow!
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Yes, I'm shaving.
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No, not those.
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Not those.
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No, not those!
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Of course, it's those!
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I have to shave my undercarriage,
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because the only thing
I ever inherited from you
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was excess body hair
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and the inability
to make a marriage work!
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I got... I got another call.
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I got another call. I gotta go!
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Other people call me, Judith!
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Yes, call me after "World of Dance."
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It's the quarter-finals.
I'm not a monster.
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Yello.
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This is Jack McFarland.
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The police?
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Sure, yeah, no, I'll be right there.
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Now you look five years younger.
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And sure, I could have
gone back corporate law.
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The door was open.
I was making decent bank.
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Not to brag, but I did see
"Mean Girls" opening night,
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orchestra right, cashews at intermission.
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But... it's time for me
to write a new chapter.
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A chapter I call chapter...
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1...
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in a book I call "Will Truman."
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With a subtitle...
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"A Change Has Come."
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And that... is why I grew the beard.
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I thought there'd be a lot of gray...
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not a one, not one.
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It's good genes, I guess.
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I just asked if you were okay
with us using our laptops.
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Oh yeah, that's fine. I don't care.
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Okay! Next time I see you people,
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we're gonna be jumping right into
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corporate compliance
and forensic accounting.
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I know, I'm excited too.
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Hello, this is Will Truman, teacher.
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Yes, detective, sure.
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I'll be right there.
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Hey! I just got a call.
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- The detective?
- Yeah.
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- She called me too!
- You know what it's about?
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No. But remember that time
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we stopped in Rite Aid
to get dental floss sticks
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and there was that big bowl
of Lindt chocolates
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and I took one and you said,
"Those aren't free,"
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and I said, "Of course they are"?
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Will, I think you were right.
They weren't free.
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You know what the most unbelievable part
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of that story is?
You buying dental floss.
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A police detective called me.
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On my phone.
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We know, she called us too, Jack.
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Do you think she's
investigating your beard?
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Because it's suspiciously dark.
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- Yeah, what's with that?
- Good genes!
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It's good genes.
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Detective? Hi, I'm Will Truman, teacher.
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Trish Yashida. Thank you
all for meeting me here.
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I also took a travel-sized Colgate!
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Hey... come in. What's this about?
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A Mrs. Karen Walker.
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She's been missing for
the past five days.
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- What?
- Karen?
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I was hoping you might have
some information.
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She can't be missing.
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Have you checked the bars,
pharmacies, dispensaries?
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Yes.
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Distilleries, speakeasies, strip clubs?
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Yes.
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Sometimes she goes to Sherwin-Williams
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and throws minks at the red paint.
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I've looked everywhere.
No one has seen her.
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Oh, my God. Where could she be?
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As we round the corner,
we come into Courtyard Square.
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This set has been used in
multiple films and TV shows,
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the most famous being
"Back to the Future,"
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starring Michael J. Fox.
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Who knew this tour would
be so educational?
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I'm Linda, by the way.
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Beaverhausen.
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Anastasia Beaverhausen.
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Just an ordinary tourist
from the Midwest.
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Ooh, me too. What part?
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Michi-sota-Pennsyl-consin.
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Home of the Fightin' Caucasians!
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If you think of anything
else, please call me.
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We will, Detective.
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Do you think Karen's all right?
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Well, we know she's not dead,
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'cause I'd get an alert on my phone
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about her last wishes.
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I'm supposed to delete her porn
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and set your closet on fire.
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The detective said she's
been gone five days.
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- That was when? Friday?
- Yeah.
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You know what? She came to my class.
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Wilma, you in there?
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Nothing!
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Honey, I need to talk to you.
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The secret is out.
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Everybody knows I'm dyeing my beard?
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What are you talking about?
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Nobody thinks that Grace
is a natural red-head.
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I'm talking about Stan.
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What about Stan?
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I think someone tipped him off
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about my affair with Malcolm.
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I'm scared.
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What? Stan would never hurt you.
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He's a big softy... literally,
he's like memory foam.
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I couldn't hug that man
without leaving a boob print.
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Well, if you talk to him, let me know.
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Oh! Honey, do you mind?
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There's a scratch on my purse
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that's been driving me crazy.
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Thank you.
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She was in the office
with me that morning.
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Did you notice anything strange?
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She was in the office
with me that morning.
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Grace!
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Someone's following me.
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I wish someone would follow me.
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My campaign hasn't gotten
a single Twitter follower yet.
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Grace, you're not listening.
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Stan found out about the affair,
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and he sent someone after me.
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Oh, my God! Mitchell Michael Mitchell,
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of Mitchell Michael Mitchell
Designs is following me!
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And he's tweeting his full
support for president!
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I could actually win this thing.
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Grace, I'm scared.
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You're scared?
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I'm about to be the voice of leadership
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for a 160 mostly gay interior designers.
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I wear one winter coat
in the fall, and I'm dead.
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And then I ran into her that afternoon.
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♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪
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- ♪ When she comes ♪
- Switch!
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♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
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Switch! ♪ She'll be coming around ♪
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♪ The mountain, she'll be
coming around the mountain ♪
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♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain when she comes ♪
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Turn.
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This is so nice...
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showering together.
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You know, we can do this every day now,
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for the rest of our lives.
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Just you and me. No one else.
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Forever...
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and ever.
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Water... I need some water!
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What happened? What's wrong, mí corazon?
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Nothing, nothing, nothing!
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Okay, it's just that every time we talk
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about being together forever,
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you seem to get very thirsty.
265
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First of all, I do not.
266
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And I have no problem with the concept
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of forever, okay?
268
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Jackie, I need to talk!
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Karen, I'm in a relationship.
270
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You can't just walk in
when I'm showering.
271
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This is...
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How funny would it be
if I was that person?
273
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Karen, would you like to join us?
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- I can scowch over.
- Come on in!
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I'd love to, homos, but no time.
276
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Poodle, I have to disappear.
277
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You may never see me again, so...
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would you feed my hamsters...
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To my snake?
280
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Sure Karen, yeah,
but where are you going?
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What's going on?
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No time. Gotta run.
283
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Good-bye.
284
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I hope you two are happy together.
285
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Just the two of you, nobody else.
286
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Marriage.
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Forever.
288
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,140
She was asking us for help.
289
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:22,142
When said she was gonna
disappear, I thought
290
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,410
she meant she was going to
Brazil to get her 2019 face.
291
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,350
Oh, my God.
292
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,337
I fed her snake to her hamster.
293
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,719
But what if it was Malcolm?
294
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,042
I mean, he was in love
with her, he's CIA.
295
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:42,206
He could be motor-boating her right now.
296
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,928
You mean waterboarding?
297
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:45,326
Do I?
298
00:14:48,397 --> 00:14:49,814
I'ma text him and ask him.
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00:14:49,838 --> 00:14:51,376
Jack, if he did something to her,
300
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he's not gonna just tell you.
301
00:14:53,082 --> 00:14:55,801
Hey, Malcolm, can we talk?
302
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,296
What's on your mind, Jack?
303
00:14:58,048 --> 00:14:59,866
I didn't even send the text yet.
304
00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,468
I get your texts even
before you send them.
305
00:15:01,492 --> 00:15:04,055
A little gift from my friends
at Cambridge Analytica.
306
00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:08,420
And Will... that guy at the
gym is not into you.
307
00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,040
Karen is missing.
308
00:15:12,064 --> 00:15:13,482
Do you know where she is?
309
00:15:13,506 --> 00:15:15,364
No, but if I had to
guess, she's either at
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00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:17,326
Sherwin-Williams or on the run
311
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,610
because Stan found out
we're having an affair.
312
00:15:20,113 --> 00:15:21,731
We don't know that for sure.
313
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,213
- We do.
- How?
314
00:15:23,237 --> 00:15:25,015
- Because I told him.
- It was you!
315
00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,777
You know that I've worked for Stan
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00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,059
off and on for many years.
317
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,420
He suspected that someone was
318
00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:31,022
sleeping with his wife, so he offered me
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00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:33,124
a good deal of money to find out who.
320
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,148
But it was you.
321
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,150
Easiest 5 large I've ever made,
322
00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:40,465
except of course, for betting
on the last election.
323
00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:44,117
You don't think he's
gonna hurt her, do you?
324
00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:45,479
- No.
- Oh, thank God.
325
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:46,657
But you don't understand.
326
00:15:46,681 --> 00:15:48,923
Because you framed the question
in the negative,
327
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,284
I was forced to use a negative
328
00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,966
to assert the affirmative.
329
00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:54,473
I don't don't think
he's going to hurt her.
330
00:15:56,275 --> 00:15:58,253
What?
331
00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:00,280
I think she's in big trouble.
332
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:05,947
Malcolm! Your affair with Karen was over.
333
00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:08,028
You should have stayed away!
Why did you come back?
334
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:10,962
Why? That's like asking
"Why is the sky blue?
335
00:16:10,986 --> 00:16:14,076
Why is the grass green?,
Why is your beard so dark?"
336
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,102
Good genes!
337
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:19,842
I came back because I'm in love with her.
338
00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:21,364
I knew I'd have no shot while she was
339
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:24,027
still with Stan... ruining her marriage
340
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,130
was the only card I had left to play.
341
00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:29,117
Now I fear I'll never hear
that sweet voice again.
342
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:31,640
You son of a bitch!
343
00:16:33,963 --> 00:16:35,500
Darling!
344
00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:37,527
Was that anger or foreplay?
345
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,226
How could you tell my husband
346
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,587
we were having an affair?
347
00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:43,269
How did you find out? Who ratted?
348
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,576
No one. I figured it out myself.
349
00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:49,917
Well... me and Linda.
350
00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:53,401
I honestly thought Stan
wouldn't find out about it.
351
00:16:54,122 --> 00:16:56,084
I guess I was just fooling myself,
352
00:16:56,108 --> 00:16:58,207
thinking I was somehow immune.
353
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,529
Pretty stupid, huh, Linda?
354
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,037
Oh, we've all had our
share of humdingers.
355
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,219
Me included. One time, I took a drink
356
00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:12,087
that said, "Lisa" on it
from my coffee place.
357
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:16,091
I know my name's not Lisa.
358
00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:24,461
You are a bad girl.
359
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:30,047
But I just wish I knew
how Stan found out.
360
00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:32,286
I mean, who would have told him?
361
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,448
Well, I watch a lot of TV, and usually
362
00:17:34,472 --> 00:17:37,075
the one who did it is the ex-lover.
363
00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:39,534
The ex-lover.
364
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,977
Well, that would mean...
365
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,419
Stop the tram!
366
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,467
Thanks, Linda! You're a lifesaver.
367
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:53,254
I'm also slowly poisoning
my father-in-law.
368
00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:57,779
Respect.
369
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,440
I want you out of my life.
370
00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:04,163
I see.
371
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,189
Well, what can I say?
372
00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:08,688
I gambled on love and wound up passed out
373
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,051
on a video poker game with
a roll of nickels
374
00:18:11,075 --> 00:18:13,638
and two unused tickets to Jeff Dunham.
375
00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:19,540
C'est I'amour. Au revoir, Karen.
376
00:18:22,528 --> 00:18:24,530
- Some froyo some...
- No!
377
00:18:27,924 --> 00:18:31,071
I have to get out of town
before Stan's goon finds me.
378
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,211
Good-bye, dear friends.
379
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:36,344
I'll really miss... two of you.
380
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:41,686
And not the two you would think.
381
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,712
Ha.
382
00:18:44,313 --> 00:18:46,452
- Hello, Mrs. Walker.
- You!
383
00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:48,414
You're the one who has been following me!
384
00:18:48,438 --> 00:18:50,821
- The cop?
- Oh, I'm no cop!
385
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,702
Why did you stop talking?
386
00:18:55,726 --> 00:18:58,505
I thought there might be gasps.
387
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:00,668
Because I'm not a cop.
I'm a process server.
388
00:19:00,692 --> 00:19:03,271
And Mrs. Walker, these are
your divorce papers.
389
00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:06,419
Oh! There's the gasp.
390
00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:15,389
Divorce papers.
391
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:20,235
Come on, Karen.
392
00:19:21,491 --> 00:19:23,493
We're gonna get you through this.
393
00:19:23,518 --> 00:19:26,658
Yeah, now that Estefan
and I are taking a break,
394
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,986
I can be completely focused
on helping you.
395
00:19:30,446 --> 00:19:32,064
You two split up?
396
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,826
Yeah, there were issues
397
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:35,788
with the whole "forever" thing.
398
00:19:35,812 --> 00:19:39,497
I'm more of a "Jack-of- all-gays", so...
399
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:47,146
You can't go into a marriage
thinking about forever.
400
00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:53,072
Who put that stupid idea into your head?
401
00:19:54,314 --> 00:19:58,815
Marriage is... a series of moments.
402
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,657
Waking up in the morning,
403
00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:03,661
smiling at each other
across the kitchen table.
404
00:20:04,331 --> 00:20:07,254
Hiding jewelry together
and blaming the maid.
405
00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:12,351
Then firing her and watching her cry
406
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,633
as she loads her one tattered suitcase
407
00:20:14,657 --> 00:20:16,699
into the back of a cab.
408
00:20:20,864 --> 00:20:23,467
You know, couple stuff.
409
00:20:25,082 --> 00:20:26,847
Do you love Estefan?
410
00:20:26,871 --> 00:20:28,649
Well, yeah, of course I do.
411
00:20:28,673 --> 00:20:31,132
Well then, you go get him.
412
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,815
Even sitting here with this,
413
00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:37,404
I wouldn't trade one moment with Stan.
414
00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:39,916
Well, we're gonna hook up later tonight,
415
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,349
so I'll tell him after, but...
416
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,509
what are you gonna do, Kar?
417
00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:48,673
Whatever it is, we are your friends,
418
00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,475
and we'll be here for you.
419
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,956
It's scary not knowing
what's coming next,
420
00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:54,359
for all of us, but, uh, you've got
421
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,442
the world's best safety net.
422
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:58,508
- Come here, you guys.
- Aw!
423
00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:15,528
I'll shave it! I'll shave it!
423
00:21:16,305 --> 00:21:22,808
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