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I said no.
And I say, why not?
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- Why not?
I don't have to give you a reason.
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Dad, I got my learner's permit
but Mom won't let me drive.
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Just because they give 15-year-olds permits
doesn't mean they're ready.
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I've been driving for years.
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"Grand Theft Auto 1,"
"Grand Theft Auto 2."
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I never ran over anybody
but pimps and crack whores.
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- Jake.
- Sorry, crack prostitutes.
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Go get started on your homework.
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- After, will you take me driving?
- We'll talk.
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- When?
- Go to your room.
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- I'm available now.
- Go.
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Man, if I knew how to hot-wire a real car,
I'd be so out of here.
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- Thanks for bringing him by, I guess.
- Lf you need to reach me, Herb and I...
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...are going to Laguna Beach
for a weekend getaway.
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- How nice. Taking the baby?
- Are you insane? I said "getaway."
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Herb's lucky I'm taking him.
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- I see. So who's watching little Millie?
- My mother.
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- Ooh. Are we sure that's a good idea?
- Okay, first of all, there is no we here.
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And what are you implying?
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That there might be better choices
for a babysitter than a woman...
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...who has a sandwich named after her
at the Betty Ford clinic.
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She's three years clean and sober,
all the charges were dropped...
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...and she's great with Millie.
- All right.
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I gave her your number,
in case there's an emergency.
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I don't mind. So how is the baby anyway?
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- Fine.
- Good, good.
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Jake showed me some pictures.
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I gotta say,
she doesn't look much like you...
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...and she doesn't look like Herb.
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Don't go there, Alan.
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Go where? I'm not implying that
someone other than Herb...
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...could be the father,
even though that someone...
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...did have unprotected sex with you
nine months before the birth of a child...
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...that looks suspiciously
like that someone.
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You get that I'm talking about me, right?
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If we wanna beat the traffic,
we should get going.
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- Hey, Alan.
- Hey, Herb.
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You hear? Judith and I are spending
a romantic weekend in Laguna.
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I said weekend, Herb. That's all.
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Okay, fine, no romance.
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But sex is still on the table, right?
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- Just get in the car.
- Oh, can I drive?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Is she gone?
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Damn it!
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Chelsea, your cat's trying to kill me.
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Is he okay?
- The cat's fine.
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Probably off plotting his next mo...
Whoa. Whoa!
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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- What happened?
- Uncle Charlie fell.
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Oh.
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Can I drive you to the hospital?
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Mr. Lancelot!
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Here, kitty, kitty!
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He's probably hiding
because he thinks you're mad at him.
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For God's sake, the cat doesn't think
anything except maybe:
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"Mm, fish, I'll eat it."
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Or, "Ooh, sand, I'll crap in it."
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You're wrong.
He's very intelligent and very intuitive.
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- He knows you resent him living here.
- Thank you, but I can defend myself.
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I was talking about my cat.
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Mm, fish, yum.
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- Okay, I'm going to work. Feel better.
- Thanks.
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How's the shoulder?
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Oh, the shoulder's fine.
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I'm just hoping to get a little
"Oh, poor Charlie" tonight.
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- "Oh, poor Charlie?"
- Yeah. You know, "Oh, poor Charlie.
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I feel bad about your shoulder,
so you just lie still...
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...while I provide you
with a series of intense orgasms."
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Wow. I don't know what to say,
other than "oink."
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Is that a car? Can I drive?
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Relax, it was just Chelsea going to work.
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Oh. Uncle Charlie,
you need to go anywhere?
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- Yeah, away from you.
- All right. I'll drive you.
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You wanna drive my $80,000 Mercedes?
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Yes, please.
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It's good that he's polite.
It's a necessary quality in a doorman.
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- Was that a yes or a no?
- That was a no.
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- So the doorman thing was an insult?
- Yes.
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Oh.
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And a prophecy.
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Hello?
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No, it's Charlie. Who's this?
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I can't hear you, what?
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- Alan, it's for you.
- Oh.
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Hello? Oh. Oh, hi, Lenore.
It's Judith's mother.
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Is that the house alarm?
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Is the baby okay?
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All right, open the little panel
by the front door...
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...and enter pound, star and the code.
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Pound is the little tic-tac-toe board.
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Yeah, like on Hollywood Squares.
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- She still popping the pain pills?
- No.
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Good. See if she's got any leftovers.
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Okay, the code is Jake's birthday.
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Your grandson.
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Anyway, it's 0314. Oh.
No, Lenore, don't punch it into the phone.
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No, Lenore! Lenore! Lenore.
Okay, okay, okay. Calm down.
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Calm down. I'll be right there.
I will turn it off for you.
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Okay, okay. Bye. Ugh. I gotta go.
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You couldn't be more of a sucker
if you were on the end of a stick.
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Why? Because I'll take any excuse
to spend time with my daughter?
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- You don't know you're the father.
- Oh, come on.
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She's got my jaw line, my eyes, my ears.
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You left out thinning hair
and poopy pants.
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That was one time
and I begged you to stop at a gas station.
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Oh, Alan, thank God you're here.
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I pushed all the buttons,
but I can't get it to stop.
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That might be because you were
adjusting the thermostat.
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- Ah. There we go.
- Oh, thank God.
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Oh, here, let me see if I can turn
this alarm off, ha, ha. Come here, Millie.
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Come to Papa.
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Was a rolling stone
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Wherever he laid his hat was his home
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Always sang this to Jake.
Worked like a charm.
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And when he died
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All he left us was alone
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- Huh. Look at that.
- Well, you are a miracle worker, Alan.
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Oh, no. I just have a knack for babies.
And animals.
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It's only English-speaking adults
that don't like me.
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Well, I think you're a wonderful fellow.
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And if you don't mind my saying,
Judith was a fool to let you go.
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Eh. She didn't so much let me go
as drop me from an airplane...
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...with an anvil necklace.
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Okay, honey,
time to get your beauty rest.
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I'm afraid that's gonna have
to be a long nap.
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I hate to say it about my granddaughter...
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...but let's face it, with those big ears,
she looks a little like a fruit bat.
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I think her ears are the perfect size.
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You would.
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- How about some wine?
- Uh... Thank you, but I should get going.
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Oh, no, come on. Join me.
Just one. We'll catch up.
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Uh, it's none of my business,
but do you think you should be drinking?
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- Because I've been to Betty Ford?
- Oh, no.
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Because you got kicked out of Betty Ford.
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Hey, Britney bit me first.
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Anyway, I was there for pills.
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I've never had a problem with alcohol.
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See? No problem.
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Okay, now...
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...where did I hide those muscle relaxers
I picked up in Mexico?
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That's right, between my butt cheeks.
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Turn around.
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Uncle Charlie?
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- What?
- You hungry?
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Because if you are,
we could go get something to eat.
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And I'll even drive.
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- Jake, I'm sleeping.
- Okay.
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You know, you can nap in the car.
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I just gotta have an adult with me.
They don't have to be conscious.
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- I'm not hungry.
- Okay, fine.
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You wanna go see a movie?
Because if you do...
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Maybe after your nap.
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- Oh, crap, now I'm awake.
- Great. You hungry?
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You're lucky you're single, Alan.
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- Oh, I don't know.
- Oh, no, trust me.
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I've been married for 39 years.
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Really? But Judith's 40.
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Shh.
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Do you know what it's like to wake up
every morning, year after year...
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...and see the same stupid face
lying next to you?
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Uh, well, all I can tell you
is what I told your daughter.
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If you don't like it, roll over.
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Fred hasn't touched me in 14 years.
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Uh, well, in his defense,
he did have that stroke.
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Do you know what happens
to a woman's body...
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...when it goes unloved for that long?
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Lenore, I don't feel comfortable
talking about this with you.
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Oh, now, Alan, come on.
We're both grown-ups.
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Think about what I am saying.
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All right? Well...
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I'm getting an image of a cave
from an Indiana Jones movie.
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What?
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Well, you know, cobwebs...
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...dust...
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...human skulls.
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This is my vagina we're talking about.
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Oh, I am well aware
of what we're talking about.
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I've been so alone.
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Oh. Oh. I'm...
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I'm sorry, Lenore.
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A stroke's starting to look pretty good.
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- Can't I at least back it out?
- No.
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Come on, nothing's gonna happen.
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- Look, you wanna go eat or not?
- Fine.
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If we went to an empty parking lot,
could I drive?
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How many times I gotta tell you...?
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- What the hell was that?
- I don't know.
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Sounds like you ran over a cat.
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Told you you should have let me drive.
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You know,
Chelsea's gonna completely freak out.
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No, she will not be happy.
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- Doesn't even look like a cat anymore.
- Nope.
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More like a cat pancake. "Catcake."
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Sorry.
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- What am I gonna tell her?
- She doesn't have to know.
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You're right.
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She thinks Sir Lancelot's missing,
so he stays missing.
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Sir Squished-a-Lot.
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Let's think what we've gotta do.
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We have to get rid of the body,
clean up the mess...
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...then act like nothing's happened.
- Good plan. Except.
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- Except what?
- Say cheese.
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What are you doing?
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Making sure I get to drive your car
whenever I want to.
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- What? Give me that.
- Too late. I emailed it to myself.
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- You're bluffing.
- Perhaps.
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But can you really afford
to take that chance?
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Hush, little baby, don't say a word
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Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
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If that mockingbird don't sing
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Forget it, I'm not sleepy.
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Let's go in the hot tub.
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But I don't have a bathing suit.
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Me neither.
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Come on, stroke.
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Judith, ah. This just keeps getting better.
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Oh, hey, look who's up. Hi, sweetie.
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You need a change? Oh, yeah.
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I'll let you in on a little secret.
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Before this day is over...
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...I might need to change my undies too.
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Uh-oh.
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It's your Mommy again.
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Shh.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Judith. What's up?
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- So how's Laguna?
- Laguna's fine.
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Um, my mother's
not answering the phone.
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I need you to go check on her
and the baby.
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Me? You want me to drive all the way
to Sherman Oaks...
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...to check on your mother,
who you assured me was clean and sober?
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What's that?
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Uh, that is TV that I am watching.
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The baby channel.
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A documentary about obese babies.
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Tragic.
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I will check up on your mother for you,
but you owe me one.
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Oh, Alan.
241
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,687
Ta-da.
242
00:15:27,032 --> 00:15:28,124
Not bad.
243
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:30,432
What's not bad?
244
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:34,732
I mean, it's not a bad idea
for me to check up on her.
245
00:15:34,907 --> 00:15:37,933
Thank you. Call me when you get there.
246
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,544
Oh, Judith.
247
00:15:41,613 --> 00:15:44,047
Look who mowed the front lawn.
248
00:15:49,388 --> 00:15:52,448
So we're agreed,
we will never speak of this again.
249
00:15:52,624 --> 00:15:55,593
Well, that kind of depends on you,
doesn't it?
250
00:15:56,228 --> 00:16:00,130
I've already got the shovel, Jake.
I can dig another hole.
251
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:02,495
Charlie, I'm home.
252
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:07,938
Hey, sweetie, how was work?
253
00:16:08,107 --> 00:16:10,905
Okay. I was worried about Sir Lancelot.
Have you seen him?
254
00:16:11,076 --> 00:16:13,340
No, haven't seen him. Not a trace.
255
00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,237
What about you, Jake?
256
00:16:15,414 --> 00:16:17,780
No. But if I was a cat,
I'd be out on the beach.
257
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:21,408
Because the beach is one big litter box
and the ocean is a giant fish bowl.
258
00:16:21,587 --> 00:16:23,521
Like having a sushi bar in your bathroom.
259
00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:27,758
Wow, how great would that be?
260
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:31,453
I guess. I'll still feel better
when he comes back.
261
00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,393
We all will.
262
00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:39,670
- You're quite the little liar, aren't you?
- I'm 15. My life depends on it.
263
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,897
Chelsea, Charlie's gonna take me driving.
264
00:16:42,074 --> 00:16:45,441
- Can we bring you back anything?
No, thanks.
265
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,280
That woman just cut you off.
266
00:16:54,987 --> 00:16:58,320
Learn how to drive, you whore!
267
00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:00,822
Yeah, I'm talking to you!
268
00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:03,325
Lenore, we should probably keep it down.
269
00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:05,554
- We don't wanna wake the baby.
- What baby?
270
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,156
Oh, right.
271
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:10,233
Woof.
272
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,809
Hello, Judith.
273
00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,912
I was about to call you.
The baby's fine, nothing to worry about.
274
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,174
Hey, Judy, Judy, Judy!
275
00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:27,585
Yeah, yeah. That's her.
276
00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:30,051
Uh-huh. Blotto.
277
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:33,385
Uh, no. No need to rush home.
Everything's under control.
278
00:17:33,592 --> 00:17:36,186
We're in the car,
Millie's sleeping in the back seat...
279
00:17:36,361 --> 00:17:38,056
...and we're heading for Malibu.
280
00:17:39,364 --> 00:17:41,264
Ehab-ray.
281
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:43,892
Ehab-ray?
282
00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:49,096
You said you were taking me
for crab cakes at Gladstone's.
283
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:52,641
Well, I'm sorry,
but you just don't have a choice here.
284
00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:56,713
- The hell I don't.
- Lenore! Lenore! Lenore!
285
00:17:56,882 --> 00:17:59,510
Red light. Slow down, slow down, stop!
286
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:05,246
You're making me really nervous,
you know that?
287
00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:16,465
Hey, you mind
getting me another grape soda?
288
00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:20,435
- Yeah, I mind. Get it yourself.
- Fine.
289
00:18:20,606 --> 00:18:24,098
I just have to send this JPEG
to Chelsea real fast.
290
00:18:25,477 --> 00:18:27,502
Okay, okay.
291
00:18:28,146 --> 00:18:30,774
- Look who finally came home.
- Who?
292
00:18:31,717 --> 00:18:35,676
Sir Lancelot. You've been a bad kitty cat.
293
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:39,051
I've been so worried about you.
294
00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,758
Okay, I'm confused.
295
00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:47,160
If that's Sir Lancelot,
then what did we squash?
296
00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:50,597
Your hope of ever getting behind
the wheel of my car again.
297
00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:53,602
Oh, man.
298
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:59,344
Leverage is a fickle bitch, my friend.
299
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,777
I got it.
300
00:19:07,986 --> 00:19:09,783
- Can I help you?
- Sorry to bother you.
301
00:19:09,955 --> 00:19:12,651
I live down the beach
and I'm looking for my cat.
302
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:17,451
I'm sorry, I haven't seen it.
In fact, I just found my little guy.
303
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:20,264
I'm really worried.
304
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,460
He's black and white, about yay big.
305
00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:24,966
Answers to Puss-Puss.
306
00:19:25,637 --> 00:19:27,332
I'll keep an eye out for him.
307
00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:30,270
Looks like the fickle bitch is back.
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