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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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One month ago,
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12 couples arrived
on this tropical island.
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After an emergency balloon landing,
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a jellyfish explosion
and the most-viewed
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cantaloupe catapult
accident of all time,
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just four couples remain.
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I'm Tag Tuckerbag, and this
is the greatest adventure
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to take place in just one place.
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- The Amazing Place!
- The Amazing Place!
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The Place Show.
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The final challenge
is the Lily Pad Leap.
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They haven't done the LP
Leap since season 22,
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"Beauty versus Sexy."
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Kayla, don't step on the stem.
You'll flip the pad.
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You should know that.
You're a life coach.
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- They flipped the pad!
- They flipped the pad.
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What a noob.
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Hector and Audrey Chang, you have won
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The Amazing Place!
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- Called it.
- Mom, you always call the winner.
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How do you know?
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Well, your father may
have Moe's and football,
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but I have being by
myself and this show.
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Do you like adventure, bandanas
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and having your friends
see you melt down on TV?
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We want you for season 48
of The Amazing Place.
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Why don't you guys try
out for that show?
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You would dominate.
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Oh, no, I couldn't.
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You know what they say: you don't fail
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at 100% of the shots you don't take.
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But you've watched every
episode of the show
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and listened to the
director commentaries.
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You even made us play
the terrible home game.
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- Come on, Mom.
- Just try out.
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- Come on, try out.
- Come on.
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Come on, try out.
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- Try out.
- Try out, Mom.
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- Try out!
- Try out!
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- Come on, just do it, Mom!
- Come on!
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Just try out!
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- Come on.
- Mom.
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- Just try out.
- Why don't you try out?
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- Just try out.
- Come on, do it.
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I'm not trying out, so just can it.
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I said "can it" to my own children.
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What have I become?
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Baby, you've got to tell them sometime.
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Tell us what?
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We know all the family secrets.
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Like that Dad lost our college funds
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investing in a chain of
chewing tobacco cafes.
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Dippin' Dens was a great idea.
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We just weren't prepared
for all the spitting.
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Well, I might as well come clean.
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The real tragedy is now Chaw House owns
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the entire casual chewing market.
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The truth is, we have tried out.
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Dozens of times.
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Why should you pick us
to be on The Amazing Place?
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Because we're best friends
who never bicker.
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Wee constantly at each other's throats.
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We're motorcycle bikers.
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That's our persona.
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We have no idea what you want.
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Just please pick us.
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Why are you still doing this?
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We were already on that show
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where we had to crawl
into a drainage ditch.
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That was just you, and it wasn't a show.
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It was a police bodycam.
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That was a good show.
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After 46 rejections, I can take a hint.
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They don't want us.
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You know, reality shows
love a sob story,
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and we've got a storage
bin full of tears.
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And I've got a sister who
will edit them together
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while I feed the dog marshmallows
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and see what happens.
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Ow!
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Oh, we're not here to make friends.
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Unless I meet some awesome guy
who-who wants to be my friend.
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Yeah, I met this really
cool guy at the boba place,
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but he said he was moving
to Hong Kong and, uh,
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he didn't know his number yet.
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Every reality show needs
that crazy, no-limits guy
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that just shatters
society's taboos, right?
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Well, break out your pixelation machine,
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because I am your bug-eating nude fatso.
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Oh, also, I'm not here to make friends.
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Oh, my God, married kids?
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You're in the show.
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- Ew, no.
- We're here on behalf
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of some different weirdos.
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Our parents have tried
out for every season
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of The Amazing Place.
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My dad would even record my mom
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opening your letters in
case they got picked.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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So think what a magical
TV moment it would be
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for our mom to find out
she made it on the show.
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After losing all hope.
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When she didn't even know she applied.
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The ultimate superfan
gets one last chance
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to make her dreams come true.
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I don't know, it sounds
a little manipulative.
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You're fired.
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I think we just found our Boston Rob.
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Or your Springfield Clancy.
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Huh? Huh?
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Electric bill, past due,
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Website renewal "DippinDens.com."
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What's this?
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"Congratulations, Marge
and Homer Simpson.
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You have been selected to compete on..."
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The Amazing Place!
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Tag Tuckerbag?
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Tag Buggernut?
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This is it. After years of rejection,
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you two will finally compete
for a million dollars
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on The Amazing Place.
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But we didn't even try out.
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I edited together your old auditions.
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And I gave notes which were ignored.
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My crazy dream is coming true.
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After you sign the amazing waivers.
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So many ways to die.
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Falling off rocks, rocks falling on me.
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Toxoplasmosis?
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That's what ate Handsome Tom's face.
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Just call me Handsome Homer.
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- Bye, Mom!
- Don't get toxoplasmosis!
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Welcome to The Amazing Place.
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You're about to embark on a
test of mental toughness,
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physical strength and interviews
where you have to pretend
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that you're in the middle of a challenge
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when it's already over.
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But first, let's kick things off
with a romantic beachside luau
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at Lover's Lagoon.
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Right after your first challenge.
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We took one item from every person's bag
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and hid it in another
contestant's luggage.
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Everyone, find their
Suitcase Stowaway now.
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It's the ultimate Tarmac Unpack Attack.
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Okay, Suitcase Stowaway.
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They've done this three times before.
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Here's the secret: dump and dig.
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I found my stowaway.
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Great. Go through my other bag.
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Okay, Homie, don't panic.
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The secret is to just
take your time, and...
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I'm sorry, Homer and
Marge, you've been...
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- Don't say it.
- shell-iminated.
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No, no. No, no, no.
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We can't be the first couple kicked off.
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That's the ultimate humiliation.
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I never even put on a swimsuit.
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I never got to see the lagoon.
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I'm crying, and no one's
even filming me.
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We didn't even make it off the tarmac.
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All because of my screwup.
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I guess we're going home.
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No, you're going there.
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Huh?
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A hotel? But we lost.
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If we let you go home
now, fans would know
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you've been kicked off
before the season airs.
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So ejected contestants
must stay at this hotel
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until every epise is finished taping.
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So we can't go home for a month?
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Six weeks, counting post.
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I don't know what post is.
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Hey, save some of those
tears for the reunion show.
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You'll just put us in the back
row and won't ask any questions.
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We won't even get to hug the winner.
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Yeah, but the runner-up's
always wandering around
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looking for someone to hug.
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That's your play.
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How could I be such a noob?
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I could learn to love
a noob, given time.
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I already miss the kids.
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Well, there's got to be
a way we can call home
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without getting in trouble.
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If you say anything
that reveals or implies
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that you have been ejected
from The Amazing Place,
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you are subject to a fine
of up to a million dollars
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and, for residents of Georgia,
the death penalty.
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Kids, kids, how are you?
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Lisa said I can't use the bubble bath,
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but you said you bought
it for everybody.
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Forget the bubble bath.
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How's the show?
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Are you winning?
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Um, I'm not supposed to say.
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That means you're dominating.
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I knew it!
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No, no, we're not dominating.
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I didn't reveal or imply that.
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Well, you can't have
gotten kicked off yet.
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You just got there.
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Mmm...
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"Your mother and I are excited
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to be part of the Amazing Place family.
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All further inquiries should
be submitted in writing
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to Don DiBusco Productions,
Burbank, California."
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What the hell are you talking about?
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This conversation is hereby terminated.
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You are each entitled to
one capful of bubble bath.
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Now, that's parenting.
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Come on, baby, it's not so bad.
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Really?
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Six weeks away from the kids,
Grampa, my sisters, your job.
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With nothing to do but
eat free room service
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and watch dopey movies on
demand while they keep us quiet
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with an endless supply of free booze.
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It's a nightmare.
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It is. It truly is.
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You see, Curtis, you never really
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get an episode of SportsCenter
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until you've seen it for the third time.
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Can I freshen up that
appetizer platter for you?
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Nah, I better go check in on my wife.
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She's having a hard time
adjusting to hotel living.
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Just let me clean.
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Sweetie, I'm worried about you.
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You just sit around all day changing
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the combination on the room safe.
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Do you want to put something
in the room safe?
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I don't deserve valuables.
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It's my fault we're stuck here.
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All I deserve is to sit alone
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and watch the TV channel
that's about the hotel.
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Forgot your toothbrush? No problem.
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Sundries gift shop has all the
toiletries every traveler needs.
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Sundries is awesome.
I got this shirt there.
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Look, I know you're miserable,
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but let me show you how
great this place can be.
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It's just a stupid chain hotel.
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Darling, take my hand, and
you'll see it's so much more.
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♪ Well, since you blew the challenge ♪
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♪ And we're not allowed to tell ♪
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♪ We're getting all expenses paid at ♪
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♪ Airport Hotel ♪
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♪ The pillow's so foamy, baby ♪
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♪ Order food on the phone-y ♪
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♪ We'll eat Toblerone-y, so don't cry ♪
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♪ For breakfast they have bagels ♪
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♪ Cream cheese but no lox ♪
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♪ A mini pack of cereal,
make a bowl out of the box ♪
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♪ The pool's so chlorine-y, baby ♪
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♪ The towel's so teeny ♪
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♪ No lifeguard to be
seen-y, we could die ♪
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♪ No job, no kids, no Flanders ♪
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♪ Choice of bar soap or bath gel ♪
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♪ Small ketchup's friends ♪
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♪ With tiny mustard ♪
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♪ Airport Hotel ♪
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♪ Now that I've shown you,
baby, they'll leave us alone ♪
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♪ Yeah, baby, toilet's
got a phone, yeah ♪
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♪ Don't know why. ♪
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Might the lady enjoy a movie
265
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whose title doesn't appear on the bill?
266
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Maybe being trapped here isn't so bad.
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I'm not even worried about
what the kids are up to.
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- Come on, dig. Dig.
- We're hot.
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You can go for a nice, cool swim
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after you finish digging my pool.
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I'm telling Patty and
Selma what you're doing.
272
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What? We want a pool.
273
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I just got my first wax in years.
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Hurt so much they had
to give me an epidural.
275
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Haw-haw!
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00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:03,149
The fitness center only
had an old NordicTrack,
277
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but it felt good to work out.
278
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I sat on a yoga ball and
drank cucumber water.
279
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It's nice to know I can still do that.
280
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Mm, maybe we should peek in.
281
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I am kind of curious to see
what's going on in the show.
282
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Really? You sure you can handle it?
283
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,792
Oh, yeah.
284
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:23,029
I'm still in a great mood after
reading that free USA Today.
285
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:27,874
Look, they're editing our episode.
286
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,043
There I am, looking for
that Suitcase Stowaway.
287
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,379
I never found it, did I?
288
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,015
Great. Go through my other bag.
289
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:39,719
Hey, that's me looking for that thing.
290
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:42,455
Okay. Marge's vitamins, Marge's pajamas,
291
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Marge's giant chocolate bar.
292
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I didn't pack a giant chocolate bar.
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What Marge doesn't know
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is that her husband just ate
her Suitcase Stowaway.
295
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This ultimate "didgeri-don't"
will send them packing.
296
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Whoa!
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I'm not the one who screwed up. You are.
298
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I'm so sorry.
299
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I know you're gonna need some space,
300
00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:06,078
so I'll sleep on the couch.
301
00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:48,873
What a dump.
302
00:14:48,873 --> 00:14:50,640
What's that from?
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- What?
- "What a dump."
304
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:54,214
How would I know?
305
00:14:54,214 --> 00:14:57,248
We wouldn't be in this dump
if you weren't such a flop.
306
00:14:57,684 --> 00:14:59,685
I'm tired, dear. It's late.
307
00:14:59,719 --> 00:15:01,854
A chocolate flop.
308
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:04,156
Yes, a chocolate flop.
309
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:06,292
That's what you keep
braying at everybody.
310
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I don't bray!
311
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All right, you don't bray.
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I do not bray!
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I said you didn't bray.
314
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Make me a drink.
315
00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:17,503
- Haven't you had enough?
- Make me a drink.
316
00:15:17,537 --> 00:15:20,472
Yes, dear.
317
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:23,309
And lay out some mixed nuts.
We've got guests.
318
00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:26,478
- We've got what?
- Guests. Guests!
319
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:28,147
You know, what's-their-names.
320
00:15:28,181 --> 00:15:29,348
I don't know their names.
321
00:15:29,382 --> 00:15:31,317
They just got eliminated from the show.
322
00:15:31,351 --> 00:15:34,820
It took them five weeks,
not five minutes.
323
00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:38,023
Go answer the door.
324
00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:40,392
All right, love, whatever love wants.
325
00:15:40,427 --> 00:15:43,195
Get the door. The door!
326
00:15:43,229 --> 00:15:44,530
I'm getting the door.
327
00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:47,166
You don't have to bray
like some subhuman monster.
328
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,934
Oh, go to hell!
329
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:55,040
Hi! Hi, there. Come on in.
330
00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:57,509
- This is, um...
- Honey.
331
00:15:57,544 --> 00:15:59,578
And this is Nick.
332
00:15:59,612 --> 00:16:01,981
Oh, I thought his name
was what's-his-name.
333
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:04,249
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
334
00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:06,418
Just ignore Homer, old sourpuss.
335
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:07,853
That's me.
336
00:16:07,887 --> 00:16:10,823
Hey, sourpuss, why don't
you mix them a drink?
337
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:12,224
Yes, dear.
338
00:16:15,428 --> 00:16:16,862
I love your room.
339
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,864
We have the exact same paintings.
340
00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:26,605
You were this close to winning
The Three-Legged Chase.
341
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:31,377
You were right in ther Nick,
right at the meat of things.
342
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,379
There's no limit to you, is there?
343
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:36,181
And how would you have played
the Three-Legged Chase?
344
00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:38,283
Why don't I show you?
345
00:16:38,318 --> 00:16:41,787
- Don't encourage her.
- Encourage me.
346
00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:51,063
Inside, outside, inside, outside,
347
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:55,067
in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
348
00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:59,038
You can sit around with the minibar gin
349
00:16:59,072 --> 00:17:00,572
runninout of your mouth.
350
00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:03,942
You can tear me apart like the
box the shower cap came in.
351
00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:06,378
That's perfectly okay, that's all right.
352
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,147
You can stand it.
353
00:17:08,181 --> 00:17:09,748
I cannot stand it!
354
00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:11,550
You can stand it
355
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,886
You married me for it.
356
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,122
- Our son is dead.
- No, he isn't.
357
00:17:17,157 --> 00:17:19,792
- We have no son!
- Yes, we do!
358
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,428
Oh, yeah, Bart.
359
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:26,598
Man, last night sure
was a searing portrait
360
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:28,434
of a marriage in turmoil.
361
00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:32,771
It's still in turmoil, you
chocolate-gobbling dream killer.
362
00:17:32,806 --> 00:17:36,809
Attention, everyone, gather
by the bowl of mini yogurts.
363
00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:39,311
For the first time ever
on The Amazing Place,
364
00:17:39,345 --> 00:17:42,014
two eliminated contestants
will be brought back
365
00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:43,582
to compete in the finale.
366
00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:47,019
But here's the catch, to get back in,
367
00:17:47,053 --> 00:17:49,922
you have to dump your loved
one for another partner.
368
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:51,790
So, if your spouse screwed up,
369
00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,926
this is your chance to cut them loose.
370
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,161
It's the Dead Weight Drop.
371
00:17:58,031 --> 00:18:00,833
I choose Nick.
372
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,601
That's got to sting, Homer.
373
00:18:02,635 --> 00:18:04,636
I'm just glad my friends and family
374
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,739
are never going to see
me humiliated like this.
375
00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:14,179
This is it, the final challenge:
376
00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:15,881
Mango Tango.
377
00:18:15,881 --> 00:18:18,684
First, pick and peel enough fresh mango
378
00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,786
to make six mango-ritas,
379
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,989
which you must then carry
across a log bridge.
380
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:27,960
But under the bridge is a pack
of mango-loving monkeys,
381
00:18:27,994 --> 00:18:29,361
which can only be soothed
382
00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,964
with music played on a pennywhistle.
383
00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:34,500
Also, there will be a Kia
Sportage in the background
384
00:18:34,534 --> 00:18:36,969
that we couldn't figure out
how to fit into the challenge.
385
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:40,072
Your Mango Tango starts now.
386
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:42,641
And Marge draws first fruit.
387
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,611
I'll make the mango-ritas.
388
00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,146
Great teamwork.
389
00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,882
Could this be a million-dollar puree?
390
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,417
I'll handle those monkeys.
391
00:18:58,391 --> 00:19:01,460
It's the ultimate
groovy chill-out flute jam.
392
00:19:01,494 --> 00:19:04,329
Look, the monkeys are mellowing.
393
00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:07,599
This is our Kia Sporge Moment.
394
00:19:09,936 --> 00:19:11,336
I did it.
395
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,805
We won. Without Homer.
396
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,242
Marge and Nick,
397
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:20,512
I want to congratulate you
on winning The Amazing Place.
398
00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:22,848
- Yay!
- I want to, but I can't.
399
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:28,353
Because you failed to salt
the rims of your mango-ritas,
400
00:19:28,388 --> 00:19:31,757
rendering them mango-nothings.
401
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,793
I screwed up a recipe?
402
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:38,330
So get out of the way of the
actual winners, Shawn and Barry.
403
00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:39,464
Hey!
404
00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:42,634
Our rims are super salty.
405
00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:48,373
Hey! Hey, hey, come on. Oh!
406
00:19:49,342 --> 00:19:51,944
I am such a noob.
407
00:19:53,146 --> 00:19:56,048
I am such a noob.
408
00:19:56,082 --> 00:19:58,450
What a noob.
409
00:19:58,484 --> 00:20:00,786
- Total noob.
- Classic noob.
410
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:04,723
Homie, I was such a jerk.
How can I make it up to you?
411
00:20:04,757 --> 00:20:07,292
Sweetheart, you already have.
412
00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:09,795
I am such a noob.
413
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:14,233
I've screwed up so many
times in our marriage,
414
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:17,169
and people always feel so sorry for you.
415
00:20:17,203 --> 00:20:21,073
But with this epic noob blunder,
I'm the one they pity.
416
00:20:21,107 --> 00:20:25,177
Oh... pity. Oh...
417
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:27,412
Is this how you feel all the time?
418
00:20:27,447 --> 00:20:30,983
Uh, kind of. I just never
let myself enjoy it.
419
00:20:31,017 --> 00:20:34,386
Oh, pity feels good.
420
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:40,216
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