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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,272 --> 00:00:10,406 D'oh! 2 00:00:25,423 --> 00:00:27,956 - No electricity. - D'oh! 3 00:00:27,980 --> 00:00:34,374 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 4 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:42,504 Hardest test in the world? Who'd want to do that? 5 00:00:45,309 --> 00:00:47,309 Oh, hey, Bart. What you doing? 6 00:00:47,378 --> 00:00:49,712 They say this one single test 7 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:51,814 can tell if you're a genius or not. 8 00:00:51,882 --> 00:00:53,682 Huh. Looks pretty simple to me. 9 00:00:53,751 --> 00:00:56,385 It says only one out of every 400 people 10 00:00:56,454 --> 00:01:00,189 has the "spatial reasoning" to solve this maze. 11 00:01:00,257 --> 00:01:03,058 Elon Musk and Angela Merkel both got perfect scores. 12 00:01:03,127 --> 00:01:04,893 Angela. Angela. 13 00:01:04,962 --> 00:01:07,863 Oh, if you're so smart, let's see you solve the maze. 14 00:01:07,932 --> 00:01:09,998 Let me at it! 15 00:01:14,605 --> 00:01:16,839 Okay, got through the first one. 16 00:01:16,907 --> 00:01:20,275 Next one's a little harder. Just gonna focus. 17 00:01:25,282 --> 00:01:28,117 You passed the test, genius. 18 00:01:28,185 --> 00:01:29,918 Epic sister fail! 19 00:01:29,987 --> 00:01:31,854 You better not post that! 20 00:01:31,922 --> 00:01:34,890 And... post. 21 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:39,762 You scared me and denied me a genius test! Ooh! 22 00:01:39,797 --> 00:01:41,764 Well, when you got an opportunity to prank, 23 00:01:41,832 --> 00:01:43,098 you gotta take it. 24 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:44,533 Gotta take it. 25 00:01:44,602 --> 00:01:47,269 And the likes are pouring in. 26 00:01:47,338 --> 00:01:50,873 Whoa! Sideshow Mel retweeted it to all his boneheads. 27 00:01:52,009 --> 00:01:53,642 Are you almost done? 28 00:01:53,711 --> 00:01:56,712 You have your office. This is mine! 29 00:02:00,384 --> 00:02:03,852 I don't know how, I don't know when, 30 00:02:03,888 --> 00:02:08,624 but I super know why I'll get revenge on you, Bart Simpson. 31 00:02:08,692 --> 00:02:11,326 Will you be wearing my underpants when that happens? 32 00:02:11,395 --> 00:02:13,829 - Ew! - And post. 33 00:02:13,898 --> 00:02:16,832 Post. Post. Post. 34 00:02:16,901 --> 00:02:20,302 Unpost! Unpost! 35 00:02:27,845 --> 00:02:30,078 The Internet is down! 36 00:02:30,147 --> 00:02:31,313 I don't know the score. 37 00:02:31,382 --> 00:02:33,115 I don't even remember who's playing. 38 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:36,652 Okay, no Internet. 39 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,188 We can do what we did in the olden days, 40 00:02:39,256 --> 00:02:41,723 when I was a child. 41 00:02:41,759 --> 00:02:44,426 You better not be suggesting a board game. 42 00:02:44,495 --> 00:02:47,429 I'm not playing anything with you ever again. 43 00:02:47,498 --> 00:02:49,865 Okay, fine. No board games. 44 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,867 Dumb. Useless. 45 00:02:51,902 --> 00:02:54,303 Piece missing. 46 00:02:54,371 --> 00:02:56,305 So flammable. 47 00:02:56,373 --> 00:02:58,440 Okay, look, the TV still works, 48 00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:01,210 and I know we've seen all our DVDs a hundred times, 49 00:03:01,278 --> 00:03:03,979 so this could be the perfect time to break out... 50 00:03:04,048 --> 00:03:06,515 Daddy's VHS collection. 51 00:03:06,584 --> 00:03:09,084 Classic moments from a time when people used to 52 00:03:09,153 --> 00:03:12,654 tape the shows they loved, then never watch the tape again. 53 00:03:12,723 --> 00:03:13,989 "Family Matters"? 54 00:03:14,058 --> 00:03:15,858 It certainly does. 55 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:17,359 "The Tracey Ullman Show"? 56 00:03:17,428 --> 00:03:19,361 Well, I've had my fill. 57 00:03:19,396 --> 00:03:20,829 "Saved by the Bell"? 58 00:03:20,898 --> 00:03:23,999 The hit show that launched no one's career. 59 00:03:24,068 --> 00:03:27,302 Now for the simple task of hooking up the VCR. 60 00:03:27,371 --> 00:03:33,008 Okay, I need to connect magenta to magenta, set the tracking. 61 00:03:33,077 --> 00:03:36,044 Marge, did I record these in long play or extended play? 62 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,981 - What's the difference? - Long is shorter. 63 00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:41,984 Gross! The remote has a cord on it. 64 00:03:42,052 --> 00:03:44,186 My first remote. 65 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:47,356 Coincidentally, the same time I got fat. 66 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:50,492 What is that noise? 67 00:03:50,561 --> 00:03:52,094 It's rewinding. 68 00:03:52,162 --> 00:03:54,830 Listen to it speed up as it gets closer. 69 00:03:57,635 --> 00:03:59,501 Ooh! 70 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,069 Well, that was fun. Good night. 71 00:04:01,138 --> 00:04:02,871 No, now we play it. 72 00:04:05,676 --> 00:04:08,744 ♪ Ri-cola! ♪ 73 00:04:08,812 --> 00:04:11,246 I used to love that commercial. 74 00:04:11,315 --> 00:04:14,016 Remember when I went as the horn for Halloween? 75 00:04:14,084 --> 00:04:16,385 ♪ Ri-cola! ♪ 76 00:04:35,139 --> 00:04:37,005 No worries. 77 00:04:37,074 --> 00:04:39,575 We just have to find a VCR repair store. 78 00:04:39,643 --> 00:04:42,978 I'll look online, which I can't because there's no Internet! 79 00:04:43,047 --> 00:04:45,380 Damn it! Lisa, solve this. 80 00:04:45,449 --> 00:04:47,849 I've solved enough puzzles today. 81 00:04:51,155 --> 00:04:53,155 Well, Flanders' network is working. 82 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:54,823 Maybe we could ask him for the password. 83 00:04:54,892 --> 00:04:58,327 You can't just ask someone for their password. That's rude. 84 00:04:58,395 --> 00:05:00,295 Come on, boy, let's go borrow his router. 85 00:05:00,364 --> 00:05:02,431 How come all our father-son activities involve 86 00:05:02,499 --> 00:05:04,066 getting a TV back on? 87 00:05:04,134 --> 00:05:06,735 What about the time I watched you get out of that thing? 88 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:09,237 - You mean when I was born? - That was fun. 89 00:05:14,778 --> 00:05:16,945 If I die before I wake, 90 00:05:17,014 --> 00:05:20,515 I pray the Lord my soul to take. Amen. 91 00:05:20,584 --> 00:05:22,017 That's right, boys. 92 00:05:22,086 --> 00:05:25,954 Think about your possible deaths as you go to sleep. 93 00:05:28,525 --> 00:05:31,660 Now let's look at my plans. 94 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:40,202 Who's this ladder made for, babies? 95 00:05:40,237 --> 00:05:42,104 D'oh! 96 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:47,976 - You'll have to climb it, boy. - I'm a little scared. 97 00:05:48,045 --> 00:05:50,479 Scared? What do we give you those meds for? 98 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:52,114 So you can do less parenting? 99 00:05:52,182 --> 00:05:54,716 Babysitter in a bottle. 100 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:57,252 Now, climb the ladder. 101 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:05,460 So beautiful. 102 00:06:05,529 --> 00:06:08,597 Almost there. You just need to go up the last rung. 103 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:10,666 That's not a rung, it's the top. 104 00:06:10,734 --> 00:06:13,201 - The top is a rung. - No, it's not! 105 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:15,937 - Let me check on Google. - We don't have Internet! 106 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:18,173 Maybe if I keep refreshing, it'll come back. 107 00:06:18,242 --> 00:06:20,876 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. 108 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:24,579 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. 109 00:06:24,648 --> 00:06:25,847 Oh, this is pointless. 110 00:06:25,883 --> 00:06:29,284 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. 111 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:30,819 Ooh! No. 112 00:06:30,888 --> 00:06:34,289 Refresh. Refresh. Refresh. 113 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:40,028 You guys need jackets! 114 00:06:40,097 --> 00:06:42,064 No, we're fine! D'oh! 115 00:06:44,134 --> 00:06:47,069 The Internet's back on! 116 00:06:50,441 --> 00:06:52,674 Hmm. 117 00:06:55,179 --> 00:06:57,612 Doctor, is he gonna be all right? 118 00:06:57,681 --> 00:06:59,781 Millions of volts coursed through his body. 119 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:01,983 But it was the amps that really messed with him. 120 00:07:02,052 --> 00:07:04,352 But he should be fine. According to his chart, 121 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:06,788 Bart's had more comas than he's had hot breakfasts. 122 00:07:06,857 --> 00:07:09,191 Well, I can't cook every morning. 123 00:07:09,259 --> 00:07:11,059 Until he recovers, just talk to him. 124 00:07:11,128 --> 00:07:13,295 Lightning victims are highly suggestible. 125 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:16,765 Your kind words could turn his coma into a trip to Hawaii, 126 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:19,101 or a golf excursion to St. Andrews, 127 00:07:19,136 --> 00:07:21,403 which is where I'm heading now. 128 00:07:27,244 --> 00:07:29,077 Well, when you got an opportunity to prank, 129 00:07:29,146 --> 00:07:30,479 you gotta take it. 130 00:07:30,547 --> 00:07:32,114 Gotta take it. 131 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:33,949 But you're in a coma. 132 00:07:35,986 --> 00:07:37,953 Fine, I'll get revenge. 133 00:07:39,957 --> 00:07:44,459 You're gonna see dragons with pools of blood. 134 00:07:44,528 --> 00:07:46,628 Oh, right, you like that. 135 00:07:46,697 --> 00:07:48,764 Okay, scratch the dragons. 136 00:07:48,832 --> 00:07:52,601 You're gonna see the one thing everyone's afraid of: death. 137 00:07:52,669 --> 00:07:55,771 And dead people. That's right, buddy. 138 00:08:13,724 --> 00:08:17,659 Okay, Bart, your nightmare begins. 139 00:08:22,366 --> 00:08:24,866 Whoa! What happened? 140 00:08:24,935 --> 00:08:27,569 How long was I out? 141 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,614 Maude Flanders! I thought you were dead! 142 00:08:39,683 --> 00:08:42,450 I am. 143 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:48,990 Sweetie, we're gonna get something to eat. 144 00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:51,660 - You want to come? - I'd rather stay with Bart. 145 00:08:51,728 --> 00:08:55,096 In fact, I'd like to stay with him all night. 146 00:08:55,165 --> 00:08:58,567 - Such a sweet girl. - So sweet. 147 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:04,135 Aw, someone's not happy. 148 00:09:04,797 --> 00:09:08,440 You know, that sign should be unnecessary. 149 00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:12,200 I'd better cheer him up. 150 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,327 I'm going to add to your dream 151 00:09:16,396 --> 00:09:18,730 the worst thing I can imagine! 152 00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:21,032 Let me see. Let me see. 153 00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:24,402 Wazzup...?! 154 00:09:24,437 --> 00:09:26,471 Milhouse. 155 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:32,143 What's going on, Bart? 156 00:09:32,212 --> 00:09:35,413 Are you into God now? I always was. 157 00:09:35,482 --> 00:09:37,381 Look at those abs. 158 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:40,651 The secret is less loaves, more fishes. 159 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,420 I don't believe in some dopey religion. 160 00:09:42,489 --> 00:09:44,555 This is to keep out ghosts. 161 00:09:44,591 --> 00:09:48,493 Oh, this looks just like my first apartment with Ned. 162 00:09:48,561 --> 00:09:50,495 I'm never leaving! 163 00:09:50,563 --> 00:09:52,230 Milhouse, have you ever been haunted? 164 00:09:52,298 --> 00:09:55,399 Once, my hamster died and then came back. 165 00:09:55,468 --> 00:09:57,435 Actually, my parents bought a new one 166 00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,036 and thought I wouldn't know. 167 00:09:59,105 --> 00:10:01,839 Then my dad's check bounced, and they repo'd the hamster. 168 00:10:01,908 --> 00:10:04,175 You've got to talk to me, Bart. 169 00:10:04,244 --> 00:10:07,411 Leave me alone. Leave me alone! 170 00:10:07,447 --> 00:10:09,747 The power of Homer's socks compels you! 171 00:10:11,718 --> 00:10:14,786 Maybe you could use this, my therapist. 172 00:10:14,821 --> 00:10:16,721 If you see him, can you give him this? 173 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,856 Don't tell him I forgot to bring it back. 174 00:10:18,892 --> 00:10:20,758 He'll say I kept it to get attention. 175 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:24,695 I don't need attention, Dr. Sam! 176 00:10:24,764 --> 00:10:27,198 I knew it was Milhouse. I knew it! 177 00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:28,866 What's on your mind, son? 178 00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:31,803 I'm scared to say. You'll toss me in the loony bin. 179 00:10:31,871 --> 00:10:34,772 Bart, these days, there are no more loony bins. 180 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,874 All those people are on the streets. 181 00:10:36,943 --> 00:10:40,278 - So how can I help you? - I've been talking to a ghost. 182 00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:42,747 I know, you think I'm the nuttiest kid you've seen. 183 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,715 Oh, please, I can't tell you what a relief it is 184 00:10:44,784 --> 00:10:46,484 to not be talking to Milhouse. 185 00:10:46,553 --> 00:10:48,553 Are you allowed to say stuff like that? 186 00:10:48,621 --> 00:10:49,887 No, but screw it. 187 00:10:49,956 --> 00:10:51,556 "My mom found 188 00:10:51,624 --> 00:10:54,058 my dad's other cell phone, boo-hoo." 189 00:10:55,929 --> 00:10:57,461 So you don't think I'm crazy? 190 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,797 No. Take a look behind the couch. 191 00:11:04,304 --> 00:11:05,937 You're dead, too? 192 00:11:06,005 --> 00:11:08,406 Yeah, I killed myself five minutes before you got here. 193 00:11:08,474 --> 00:11:10,474 Why would you kill yourself? 194 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:13,578 Oh, I want my patients to think it's all their fault. 195 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:15,913 Oh, if you'd been on time, you might've saved my life, 196 00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:17,114 but, you know, whatever. 197 00:11:17,183 --> 00:11:20,351 Why is this happening to me? 198 00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:22,253 I don't know, but you have a gift! 199 00:11:22,288 --> 00:11:24,589 You can see the dead, Bart. 200 00:11:24,657 --> 00:11:26,257 Why am I waiting for a bus? 201 00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:28,492 I can appear and disappear whenever I want. 202 00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:30,528 And it's late. 203 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:34,899 Eh, that's far enough. 204 00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:38,069 And, Bart, you can help us ghosts move on to 205 00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:39,937 what comes next. 206 00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:41,839 By telling your family you love them? 207 00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,008 Uh, which family? I've led a complicated life. 208 00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:47,011 No, to move on, I need you to get revenge on Dr. Morton, 209 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,613 with whom I share the office. 210 00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:50,081 What have you got against him? 211 00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:53,217 He won't shut up about his Tesla. 212 00:11:56,022 --> 00:11:58,956 Yes, yes, just as smart as I always thought I... 213 00:12:02,362 --> 00:12:04,795 Thank you, Bart. Now I can move on. 214 00:12:04,864 --> 00:12:07,131 Uh-oh. 215 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,635 Wow, helping him felt really good. 216 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:13,638 - Help us, Bart. - Help us. 217 00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:15,940 Settle our beefs. 218 00:12:16,009 --> 00:12:18,042 Beefs! 219 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:21,679 ♪ Please help me get vengeance against all jet engines ♪ 220 00:12:21,748 --> 00:12:24,649 ♪ And then I will go to hell. ♪ 221 00:12:24,717 --> 00:12:27,285 Didn't anybody finish their business before dying? 222 00:12:27,353 --> 00:12:29,353 All I want to do is return this hatchet. 223 00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:30,855 Fine. 224 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,890 Okay, I want you to whack Johnny Tightlips, 225 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:36,027 ice Fat Tony and put a hit on Joey Doublecross. 226 00:12:36,095 --> 00:12:38,195 Who would've figured he'd rat me out? 227 00:12:41,034 --> 00:12:42,433 Ow! 228 00:12:47,073 --> 00:12:49,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next. 229 00:13:07,794 --> 00:13:09,827 You can't keep ignoring me! 230 00:13:11,631 --> 00:13:15,566 Um, Doctor, shouldn't he have woken up by now? 231 00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:17,535 Yes, he should. 232 00:13:17,603 --> 00:13:20,604 Unless someone's been telling him bad things. 233 00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:22,773 - What do you mean? - Anything negative someone says 234 00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:24,909 could do permanent damage to his brain function. 235 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,744 It could even kill him. 236 00:13:26,813 --> 00:13:28,679 But you said he'd be fine! 237 00:13:28,748 --> 00:13:30,414 I said he'd be fine if you told him 238 00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:32,616 he was at a dolphin encounter on Maui. 239 00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:36,687 But those dolphins aren't fine! They try to kill themselves! 240 00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:39,724 I said he'd be fine, not the dolphins. 241 00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:41,359 Oh. Oh, no. Oh. 242 00:13:41,427 --> 00:13:44,028 Bart! Bart. I'm sorry. 243 00:13:44,097 --> 00:13:47,064 I'm so sorry. I'll watch everything I say. 244 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:50,034 I had to walk nine blocks to get this. 245 00:13:50,103 --> 00:13:52,370 I am dead. 246 00:13:52,438 --> 00:13:54,405 - Dad, no! - Nine blocks. 247 00:13:54,474 --> 00:13:56,574 I am dead. 248 00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:59,443 Dead, dead. Dead, dead, dead. 249 00:14:01,314 --> 00:14:03,647 Ugh, finally, you get to me. 250 00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:06,083 Yeah, yeah, what's your unfinished business? 251 00:14:06,152 --> 00:14:10,221 Revenge, against the man who caused my death. 252 00:14:10,256 --> 00:14:13,591 Hey, T-shirt, T-shirt, T-shirt! 253 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:15,426 Fire! 254 00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:17,928 Ooh, a bobby pin! 255 00:14:22,135 --> 00:14:24,735 You mean the guy who invented the T-shirt guns? 256 00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:27,104 - No. - The guys who built the stadium 257 00:14:27,173 --> 00:14:29,807 - with a really low back wall? - No. 258 00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:31,709 You, for standing up? 259 00:14:31,778 --> 00:14:34,945 No, your father, your stupid, stupid father! 260 00:14:35,014 --> 00:14:38,182 You know, some people grow when they die. Not you. 261 00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:40,451 See you, guys. 262 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:43,754 That was fun, getting every answer in Jeopardy! wrong. 263 00:14:43,823 --> 00:14:48,059 Hmm, all that saying good-bye really made me thirsty. 264 00:14:48,127 --> 00:14:50,127 Mmm. Hmm? 265 00:14:50,163 --> 00:14:51,862 Maude Flanders says hello. 266 00:14:51,931 --> 00:14:54,365 Hello. 267 00:14:58,871 --> 00:15:00,571 Let's move! 268 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,842 Oh, thank you, Bart. I'm finally at peace. 269 00:15:04,911 --> 00:15:06,277 You know, Ned remarried. 270 00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:08,979 He what?! 271 00:15:09,048 --> 00:15:11,715 Well, that's it. All the ghosts have been helped. 272 00:15:11,784 --> 00:15:13,150 Except one. 273 00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:15,319 Dad, you weren't supposed to die. 274 00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:17,621 It was, it was just supposed to scare you. 275 00:15:17,657 --> 00:15:18,689 Oh, don't worry. 276 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:20,891 Patricide is just a part of life. 277 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,666 Ooh, your vocabulary really goes up when you die. 278 00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:29,369 - Dad, I'm so sorry I killed you. - It's cool, I feel no pain. 279 00:15:31,076 --> 00:15:32,859 Ooh, I was wrong. 280 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:34,927 It feels worse than in life. 281 00:15:34,996 --> 00:15:36,996 Get away, you stupid cat! 282 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:39,232 D'oh! 283 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,234 Oh, I can't believe you're dead. 284 00:15:41,302 --> 00:15:43,202 But at least I can still see you, 285 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:45,938 while I help you with your unfinished business. 286 00:15:46,007 --> 00:15:47,874 Well, I wanted to lose some weight, 287 00:15:47,942 --> 00:15:50,276 but I'm light as a feather now. 288 00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:56,415 All that's left is for me to go into the light. 289 00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,186 You know how much you hate walking. 290 00:16:00,255 --> 00:16:01,354 Stay with me. 291 00:16:01,389 --> 00:16:04,123 Stay with me, Bart. Stay with me. 292 00:16:05,493 --> 00:16:07,960 Oh, Homie. It's not your fault. 293 00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:09,962 You were doomed when they started putting cheese 294 00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:11,697 into pizza crust. 295 00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:15,168 What's next, plugging Swiss cheese with cookie dough? 296 00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:17,537 Peanut butter and hot dogs? 297 00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:19,939 Why isn't anyone writing these things down? 298 00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:26,445 I can't watch this. I'm gonna go check in on Moe's. 299 00:16:28,883 --> 00:16:31,417 I don't know what's wrong. I served them lager. 300 00:16:31,452 --> 00:16:32,585 Uh-oh. 301 00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:33,786 I should go, son. 302 00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:35,755 I leave this world without a care, 303 00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:40,693 knowing I raised two great kids, plus the one who murdered me. 304 00:16:43,131 --> 00:16:45,598 No, Bart, you have to stay with me! 305 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:49,669 No, Dad, you have to stay with me! 306 00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:51,504 No, my time has come. 307 00:16:51,573 --> 00:16:54,907 Man was not meant to live beyond the age of 39. 308 00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:56,142 You have to stay. 309 00:16:56,177 --> 00:16:58,110 If you leave, Mom will marry someone else. 310 00:16:58,179 --> 00:16:59,478 I want her to be happy. 311 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:01,447 And someone else will raise your kids! 312 00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,982 Sucker. 313 00:17:03,051 --> 00:17:05,451 And someone else will ride your mower. 314 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,453 That bastard! 315 00:17:07,522 --> 00:17:10,489 Still, it's time for me to move on. 316 00:17:13,461 --> 00:17:16,896 Oh, my God. It's so beautiful! 317 00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:29,642 Dad! 318 00:17:29,711 --> 00:17:34,614 Why you little life-saving, heaven can waiting...! 319 00:17:34,682 --> 00:17:38,451 Bart, I'm so sorry if I was ever mean to you, 320 00:17:38,519 --> 00:17:42,788 because even though you started it, you... 321 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:45,625 Sorry, sorry, I'm past that. 322 00:17:48,096 --> 00:17:53,032 I love you, and I want you back, Bart Simpson. 323 00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:57,036 Lisa? 324 00:17:57,105 --> 00:17:59,138 Ah! He's awake! 325 00:17:59,173 --> 00:18:01,641 - Thank God. - Lisa? 326 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:05,177 Have you been by my side this whole time? 327 00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:06,746 I have. 328 00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:09,248 Were you putting those bad dreams in my head? 329 00:18:09,317 --> 00:18:10,583 Yes. 330 00:18:10,652 --> 00:18:12,718 - Can you teach me how to do it? - I guess. 331 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,654 And can you help me put Dad in a coma? 332 00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:15,988 No. 333 00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,326 Oh, man, this is great. 334 00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:22,795 But how do I know this isn't a dream, too? 335 00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:24,997 Because you're not wearing the sweater. 336 00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:27,233 Oh, yeah, of course. 337 00:18:27,268 --> 00:18:29,201 Wait a minute. 338 00:18:29,237 --> 00:18:31,570 How did he know about the sweater? 339 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,144 Bart, did you see anything else when you were under? 340 00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:40,504 Just how we're all gonna die. 341 00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:42,695 - Want me to tell you? - Not really. 342 00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,108 Well, I'm gonna tell you anyway. 343 00:18:56,957 --> 00:19:00,024 I knew it was a sandwich. 344 00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:41,699 Oh, my God! 345 00:19:41,768 --> 00:19:46,070 Now I realize, this has all been a waste of time. 346 00:19:57,984 --> 00:20:00,084 Now I'm the evil king. 347 00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:31,403 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 25187

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