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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,756 --> 00:00:02,964 [girls laughing and screaming] 2 00:00:03,047 --> 00:00:05,006 No. 3 00:00:05,089 --> 00:00:06,673 No, go away. 4 00:00:06,797 --> 00:00:07,548 I don't have time for this, all right? 5 00:00:07,631 --> 00:00:09,339 I have kids. 6 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:12,214 Just watch the damn show when you're supposed to, okay? 7 00:00:12,298 --> 00:00:13,548 Amy. Amy! 8 00:00:13,631 --> 00:00:14,590 See? Thanks a lot. 9 00:00:14,673 --> 00:00:16,339 Way to go. Amy! 10 00:00:16,423 --> 00:00:17,964 Military school? 11 00:00:18,047 --> 00:00:19,298 You said that you weren't going back. 12 00:00:19,381 --> 00:00:21,548 Why did we even bother getting engaged? 13 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,339 Marry me before you leave, dumbass. 14 00:00:24,423 --> 00:00:26,465 You love me, right? Then what's the point in waiting? 15 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,339 Get off the bus, Carl! 16 00:00:28,423 --> 00:00:30,548 I love you! 17 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,006 [Nessa] Saw you took the "For Rent" sign down. 18 00:00:32,089 --> 00:00:33,298 [sighs] It's about time I got 19 00:00:33,381 --> 00:00:34,797 something of my own for a change. 20 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:36,715 He come with the place too? 21 00:00:36,797 --> 00:00:38,131 [Fiona] What should I say when 22 00:00:38,214 --> 00:00:39,548 I talk about you to other people? 23 00:00:39,631 --> 00:00:41,298 Am I your girlfriend? 24 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:42,922 Are you a homosexual, Ian? 25 00:00:43,006 --> 00:00:43,922 Any of you queers sick of this bullshit 26 00:00:44,006 --> 00:00:45,173 and want to get out of here? 27 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:46,756 [Geneva] It's on YouTube. 28 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:47,465 It's already got, like, 1,000 hits. 29 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:48,964 Seriously? 30 00:00:49,047 --> 00:00:49,964 [Kassidi] He's like a prophet. 31 00:00:50,047 --> 00:00:51,381 And he's super hot too. 32 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:52,631 Like hot gay Jesus. 33 00:00:52,715 --> 00:00:54,047 So big, 34 00:00:54,131 --> 00:00:56,423 and we do it in God's name. 35 00:00:56,506 --> 00:00:58,506 [cheers and applause] 36 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,839 [Ian] My god's a faggot, a junkie, 37 00:01:00,922 --> 00:01:01,881 a whore! 38 00:01:01,964 --> 00:01:04,839 [explosion] 39 00:01:04,922 --> 00:01:06,047 ♪ rock music ♪ 40 00:01:06,131 --> 00:01:07,339 Is he off his meds? 41 00:01:07,423 --> 00:01:09,006 How the hell would I know? 42 00:01:09,089 --> 00:01:10,381 Everyone up! 43 00:01:10,465 --> 00:01:11,964 I need sheets. 44 00:01:12,047 --> 00:01:15,214 I need lots and lots of sheets. 45 00:01:15,298 --> 00:01:16,881 [crowd yelling] 46 00:01:17,756 --> 00:01:19,423 - [groans] - [man] Debbie! 47 00:01:19,506 --> 00:01:20,964 Well, what would the surgery cost? 48 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,339 [Patel] It'll run you at least $50,000. 49 00:01:23,423 --> 00:01:24,881 [Frank] I was hoping there was something I could do to help. 50 00:01:24,964 --> 00:01:26,381 [Seery] We don't have enough fathers 51 00:01:26,465 --> 00:01:28,173 - on our PTA. - [Frank] Sign me up. 52 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:29,797 Pimp my ass. 53 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,465 Now tell me how much you made last year. 54 00:01:31,548 --> 00:01:32,631 Two grand, maybe, 55 00:01:32,715 --> 00:01:34,173 and I don't pay taxes. 56 00:01:34,256 --> 00:01:36,047 Ah! 57 00:01:36,131 --> 00:01:38,006 Oh, you got a niece? 58 00:01:38,089 --> 00:01:40,548 My sister's kid. Xan. 59 00:01:40,631 --> 00:01:42,381 Any sign of Xan's mom? 60 00:01:42,465 --> 00:01:44,797 I'm giving my shit-bag half sister two more days. 61 00:01:44,881 --> 00:01:46,548 Hey, why don't you come stay with me for a couple days? 62 00:01:46,631 --> 00:01:49,673 - That'd be cool. - Cool. 63 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:52,423 Those rich, white, liberal parents at your school, 64 00:01:52,506 --> 00:01:54,465 we gotta take advantage of that. 65 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,506 They'll be gone. We know the code. 66 00:01:56,590 --> 00:01:57,797 You got the code, right? 67 00:01:57,881 --> 00:01:59,465 [keypad beeping] 68 00:01:59,548 --> 00:02:00,715 [alarm blaring] 69 00:02:00,797 --> 00:02:02,881 Fuck! 70 00:02:02,964 --> 00:02:05,673 - [phone rings] - You gonna get that? 71 00:02:05,756 --> 00:02:06,839 No. 72 00:02:06,922 --> 00:02:08,631 [alarm blaring] 73 00:02:08,715 --> 00:02:11,922 [siren wailing] 74 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:17,131 ♪♪♪ 75 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:28,131 ♪ rock music ♪ 76 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:32,089 ♪♪♪ 77 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:35,256 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 78 00:02:35,339 --> 00:02:38,590 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 79 00:02:38,673 --> 00:02:41,715 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 80 00:02:41,797 --> 00:02:45,756 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 81 00:02:45,839 --> 00:02:49,423 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 82 00:02:49,506 --> 00:02:52,590 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 83 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,756 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 84 00:02:54,839 --> 00:02:59,339 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 85 00:02:59,423 --> 00:03:04,590 ♪♪♪ 86 00:03:06,298 --> 00:03:09,797 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 87 00:03:09,881 --> 00:03:12,922 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 88 00:03:13,006 --> 00:03:15,922 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 89 00:03:16,006 --> 00:03:20,506 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 90 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:23,631 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 91 00:03:23,715 --> 00:03:27,298 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 92 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:29,131 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 93 00:03:29,214 --> 00:03:33,006 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 94 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:38,548 [rats squeaking] 95 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:41,548 ♪ Jack Berry's "Bad Dog" playing ♪ 96 00:03:41,631 --> 00:03:46,506 ♪♪♪ 97 00:03:49,964 --> 00:03:52,631 ♪ Well, you can write your name in the water ♪ 98 00:03:52,715 --> 00:03:54,590 [siren wailing] 99 00:03:54,673 --> 00:03:56,964 ♪ But you ain't hardly got the sand ♪ 100 00:03:57,047 --> 00:04:01,173 ♪ And you can lead your sheep to slaughter ♪ 101 00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:03,298 ♪ But you won't get my helping hand ♪ 102 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:05,089 [groans] 103 00:04:05,173 --> 00:04:06,506 ♪ And you can love your maker ♪ 104 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:08,631 [phone chimes] 105 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:11,173 ♪ From the top of every post that you place ♪ 106 00:04:11,256 --> 00:04:14,381 ♪ And you can weigh your bacon ♪ 107 00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:19,089 ♪ But keep your goddamn grease off my plate ♪ 108 00:04:19,173 --> 00:04:20,964 ♪ But you keep saying I'm built for a cage ♪ 109 00:04:21,047 --> 00:04:22,797 - [Frank] Oh, shit. - ♪ I have been all along ♪ 110 00:04:22,881 --> 00:04:26,089 ♪ Good reason, there's a real good reason ♪ 111 00:04:26,173 --> 00:04:28,548 ♪ My bite is just as big as my bark ♪ 112 00:04:28,631 --> 00:04:31,922 ♪ 'Cause I'm a bad dog ♪ 113 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:37,173 ♪♪♪ 114 00:04:55,548 --> 00:04:56,548 [zipper zips] 115 00:04:56,631 --> 00:05:01,548 ♪♪♪ 116 00:05:19,715 --> 00:05:20,839 Morning. 117 00:05:20,922 --> 00:05:22,673 - You're up early. - Yeah. 118 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,006 What you doing? 119 00:05:24,089 --> 00:05:26,089 Paint touch-ups for the appraiser. 120 00:05:26,173 --> 00:05:27,756 Want this place to look great 121 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,548 so he says it's worth a bazillion dollars 122 00:05:29,631 --> 00:05:32,590 and I get a big fat loan for Ian's bail. 123 00:05:32,673 --> 00:05:34,006 Well, keep wearing that outfit, 124 00:05:34,089 --> 00:05:35,631 and you'll get anything that you want. 125 00:05:36,631 --> 00:05:38,006 You think that's, uh... 126 00:05:38,089 --> 00:05:39,797 Is that ketchup or blood? 127 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,089 That could be either. 128 00:05:43,298 --> 00:05:44,881 - Doesn't matter now. - [chuckles] 129 00:05:44,964 --> 00:05:46,381 We still going to Costco later? 130 00:05:46,465 --> 00:05:48,214 Yeah. Text me when you're ready. 131 00:05:48,298 --> 00:05:50,673 Okay. Have a good day at work, dear. 132 00:05:54,131 --> 00:05:55,590 [chuckles] 133 00:06:03,465 --> 00:06:06,339 [phone ringing] 134 00:06:36,339 --> 00:06:39,715 ♪ Aaron Rizzo's "Jericho" playing ♪ 135 00:06:39,797 --> 00:06:42,548 Shit. 136 00:06:42,631 --> 00:06:47,590 ♪♪♪ 137 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:49,839 ♪ Say, Lord ♪ 138 00:06:49,922 --> 00:06:53,756 ♪ Save my soul ♪ 139 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:55,423 ♪ Ain't got no love ♪ 140 00:06:55,506 --> 00:06:56,839 ♪ I'm a dollar short ♪ 141 00:06:56,922 --> 00:07:00,756 ♪ I ain't got no place to go ♪ 142 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:02,673 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 143 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,839 ♪ That down in Jericho ♪ 144 00:07:05,922 --> 00:07:09,131 ♪ The ocean's dry ♪ 145 00:07:09,214 --> 00:07:11,465 ♪ No water here to wash me ♪ 146 00:07:11,548 --> 00:07:15,173 ♪ Of my sins ♪ 147 00:07:15,256 --> 00:07:17,381 ♪♪♪ 148 00:07:17,465 --> 00:07:18,756 ♪ Yeah ♪ 149 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,756 ♪♪♪ 150 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:24,881 [horn blowing] 151 00:07:24,964 --> 00:07:27,381 ♪♪♪ 152 00:07:27,465 --> 00:07:29,797 Graveyarders, shift's over! 153 00:07:29,881 --> 00:07:32,423 Day crew, let's go! 154 00:07:32,506 --> 00:07:35,673 speaking Spanish 155 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,256 speaking Russian 156 00:07:38,339 --> 00:07:40,381 Night crew, paychecks! 157 00:07:41,881 --> 00:07:43,214 Thanks, Jacob. 158 00:07:43,298 --> 00:07:45,673 Don't spend it all in one place, Jugs. 159 00:07:47,381 --> 00:07:49,256 - Breakfast? - Ooh, let's do it. 160 00:07:49,339 --> 00:07:50,839 I'm starving. 161 00:07:50,922 --> 00:07:52,590 - [moaning] - ♪ funky music ♪ 162 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:56,256 ♪ Brother, sister... ♪ 163 00:07:56,339 --> 00:08:00,590 ♪♪♪ 164 00:08:00,673 --> 00:08:01,964 - Yeah? - No, no. 165 00:08:02,047 --> 00:08:03,506 ♪ Superman ♪ 166 00:08:03,590 --> 00:08:05,256 Okay. 167 00:08:05,339 --> 00:08:07,339 - Okay. Okay, now. - [Frank groans] 168 00:08:07,423 --> 00:08:09,173 ♪ Mr. Superman ♪ 169 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,964 [both gasping] 170 00:08:12,047 --> 00:08:17,173 ♪♪♪ 171 00:08:17,256 --> 00:08:19,256 - [Greta sighs] - [Frank laughs] 172 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:21,047 [both sigh] 173 00:08:21,131 --> 00:08:22,381 Whew. 174 00:08:22,465 --> 00:08:24,173 [grunts] 175 00:08:24,256 --> 00:08:26,381 See you later, Greta's vagina. 176 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,797 Thanks for letting me be of service to you. 177 00:08:28,881 --> 00:08:30,964 [Greta laughs] 178 00:08:31,047 --> 00:08:32,173 You're a funny guy. 179 00:08:32,256 --> 00:08:33,964 [both laugh] 180 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,423 Stay as long as you want. 181 00:08:35,506 --> 00:08:37,339 I gotta get in the shower. 182 00:08:40,797 --> 00:08:43,506 Oh, I got you a great shirt. 183 00:08:45,465 --> 00:08:48,339 [shower running] 184 00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:53,881 [grunts] 185 00:08:53,964 --> 00:08:55,465 [phone chimes] 186 00:08:57,006 --> 00:08:59,631 - ♪ jaunty music ♪ - [man humming] 187 00:08:59,715 --> 00:09:03,922 ♪♪♪ 188 00:09:04,006 --> 00:09:06,590 Hey, doll, I gotta get going. 189 00:09:06,673 --> 00:09:08,423 [Greta] Okay. 190 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,131 Text you the next time Hal's out of town. 191 00:09:10,214 --> 00:09:11,839 ♪♪♪ 192 00:09:11,922 --> 00:09:14,506 You hear that, Hal? You're a lucky guy. 193 00:09:14,590 --> 00:09:17,964 Taught her a few new tricks. Hope you like 'em. 194 00:09:18,047 --> 00:09:19,381 You're welcome. 195 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:24,631 ♪♪♪ 196 00:09:25,256 --> 00:09:26,548 - I've got you! - I've got you! 197 00:09:26,631 --> 00:09:27,922 - I've got you! - Got you! 198 00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:30,089 - I've got you! - Got you! 199 00:09:30,173 --> 00:09:31,006 - I got you! - I've got you! 200 00:09:31,089 --> 00:09:32,548 Got you! 201 00:09:32,631 --> 00:09:34,381 I've got you! 202 00:09:34,465 --> 00:09:36,423 You don't have him, Huntington. 203 00:09:36,506 --> 00:09:38,173 I just need a better grip, sir! 204 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:39,423 Are you trying to screw me out of becoming 205 00:09:39,506 --> 00:09:40,881 cadet lieutenant next year, maggot? 206 00:09:40,964 --> 00:09:42,423 No, sir. 207 00:09:42,506 --> 00:09:43,548 Well, it sure as shit looks like it. 208 00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:45,381 Drop that cadet, pissant. 209 00:09:45,465 --> 00:09:47,673 - [grunts] - Jesus. Not literally. 210 00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:49,756 Sorry, sir. Sorry, Raul. 211 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:52,339 I have my year-end review with the general this afternoon. 212 00:09:52,423 --> 00:09:54,339 Do you know what that might be about, puke-head? 213 00:09:54,423 --> 00:09:56,298 No, sir. Y-yes, sir. Uh, me, sir? 214 00:09:56,381 --> 00:09:58,047 I've had the entire school year 215 00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,797 to get you plebes into fighting shape, 216 00:09:59,881 --> 00:10:03,047 and yet one big, fat turd who can't keep up. 217 00:10:03,131 --> 00:10:04,797 I'll do better, sir! 218 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:07,131 A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, 219 00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:09,339 and you are my weakest link! 220 00:10:09,423 --> 00:10:11,339 Get out of my face! 221 00:10:13,173 --> 00:10:15,506 Cadets--and Dave-- 222 00:10:15,590 --> 00:10:17,131 dismissed! 223 00:10:17,214 --> 00:10:19,339 Corporal Gallagher is on the move! 224 00:10:19,423 --> 00:10:22,506 Left! Left! Left, right, left! 225 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:23,673 Here we go again! 226 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,006 Hi, Carl! 227 00:10:25,089 --> 00:10:26,465 I see you in there! 228 00:10:26,548 --> 00:10:27,964 Walking down the avenue! 229 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:30,797 Only two more days until the end of school! 230 00:10:30,881 --> 00:10:33,506 Mrs. Gallagher is waiting for you! 231 00:10:33,590 --> 00:10:35,506 - [Raul] Left! Left! - I'm doing my Kegels. 232 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,756 - [Raul] Left, right, left! - I love you! 233 00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:41,256 There are three units on this level 234 00:10:41,339 --> 00:10:43,131 and three apartments upstairs. 235 00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:45,298 All super-reliable tenants. 236 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,964 I put a new roof on last year. 237 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:52,964 Uh, that was broken when I bought the place. 238 00:10:53,047 --> 00:10:55,590 I've been looking for a matching piece. 239 00:10:55,673 --> 00:10:57,506 That won't effect the price, will it? 240 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,631 Just gotta take pictures of what I see. 241 00:11:00,922 --> 00:11:02,339 You must be so busy, 242 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:03,548 everyone trying to refinance 243 00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:05,339 before the rates go up any more. 244 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:07,089 Been doing ten of these a day. 245 00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:08,631 Wow, that's a lot. 246 00:11:09,715 --> 00:11:12,256 Yeah. Sure. 247 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,631 And you live around here, in the city? 248 00:11:14,756 --> 00:11:16,756 Uh, Schaumburg, actually. 249 00:11:16,839 --> 00:11:17,673 Oh. 250 00:11:17,756 --> 00:11:19,839 It is so nice out there. 251 00:11:19,922 --> 00:11:21,797 Have you been? 252 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,839 Uh, couple times. 253 00:11:23,922 --> 00:11:28,089 What's the real estate like out in, uh, Schaumburg? 254 00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:30,256 Nothing like what's happening down here. 255 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,797 You grow up there? 256 00:11:31,881 --> 00:11:33,964 Yeah, yeah. Born and raised. 257 00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:35,214 Interesting. 258 00:11:35,298 --> 00:11:38,131 It...[laughs] It's not. 259 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,922 My husband and I, we like it, though. 260 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,256 So what do you think this place is worth? 261 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:47,881 $550? $600 at least, right? 262 00:11:47,964 --> 00:11:49,256 Gotta do the comps. 263 00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:51,089 Don't see any red flags, though. 264 00:11:51,173 --> 00:11:52,922 Great. 265 00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:54,381 Where's all the mechanical? 266 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,715 Uh, downstairs in the basement. 267 00:11:56,797 --> 00:11:58,047 Yeah, right through the door. 268 00:11:58,131 --> 00:11:59,673 Mm-hmm. 269 00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:09,173 [sighs] 270 00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:13,298 ♪ Funny, but when you're near me ♪ 271 00:12:13,381 --> 00:12:17,339 ♪ I'm in the mood for love ♪ 272 00:12:17,423 --> 00:12:19,839 ♪ Bright as the stars ♪ 273 00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:22,214 ♪ We're under ♪ 274 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:27,673 ♪ Oh, is it any wonder ♪ 275 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,548 Dinner is served. 276 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:35,465 ♪ I'm in the mood ♪ 277 00:12:35,548 --> 00:12:37,423 ♪ For love ♪ 278 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,256 [zipper zipping] 279 00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:40,922 [vocalizing] 280 00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,756 [coffee pouring] 281 00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:46,131 [vocalizing] 282 00:12:46,214 --> 00:12:47,548 [humming] 283 00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:51,256 [with Irish accent] Well, top o' the morning to ya. 284 00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:54,047 [normal voice] No time for breakfast... 285 00:12:54,131 --> 00:12:55,756 [derisively] maid. 286 00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,839 I'll just grab something to go. 287 00:13:03,922 --> 00:13:04,756 Hmm. 288 00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:14,631 speaking Spanish 289 00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:16,797 - [silverware clattering] - [Frank gasps] 290 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:20,839 speaking Spanish 291 00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:24,590 ♪ Hoo-hoo, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 292 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:28,423 ♪ Hoo-hoo, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 293 00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:33,631 ♪♪♪ 294 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,339 [engine turning over] 295 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:39,131 ♪ Hey ♪ 296 00:13:39,214 --> 00:13:44,381 ♪♪♪ 297 00:13:48,256 --> 00:13:50,089 [man humming] 298 00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:52,214 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 299 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,131 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 300 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,922 ♪ Hoo, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 301 00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:58,839 [knocking] 302 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,173 ♪ Hoo-hoo, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 303 00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:04,006 ♪♪♪ 304 00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:06,131 Hey, Frank. 305 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:09,631 ♪♪♪ 306 00:14:11,756 --> 00:14:13,548 [Jules] Push. Push. 307 00:14:13,631 --> 00:14:15,298 Yo, Leo. 308 00:14:15,381 --> 00:14:16,797 My cell, five minutes. 309 00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:17,839 No, thank you. 310 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:20,881 Yes, thank you. I need to blow a nut. 311 00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,339 I don't think so. 312 00:14:22,964 --> 00:14:25,797 Since when do you get a say in this, bitch? 313 00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,715 Since I told him that he gets a say in this, 314 00:14:28,797 --> 00:14:30,131 bitch. 315 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,214 They're on strike, remember? 316 00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:33,881 [Joselito] You were serious about our fucking hos 317 00:14:33,964 --> 00:14:35,631 - being on strike? - Until you agree 318 00:14:35,715 --> 00:14:38,131 to mutual sexual respect, they aren't coming back. 319 00:14:38,214 --> 00:14:39,423 - Let's go, Leo. - [cries out] 320 00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,839 Release him, jack-hole! 321 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:46,173 [men murmuring] 322 00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:54,381 Fuck you 323 00:14:54,465 --> 00:14:56,214 and your ho strike. 324 00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:00,214 Bye, baby. 325 00:15:03,715 --> 00:15:05,047 You're doing the right thing, Leo. 326 00:15:05,131 --> 00:15:07,631 I know, but I miss him. 327 00:15:08,673 --> 00:15:11,673 Strength through collective action. 328 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,089 It's the only way the oppressed 329 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,631 have ever triumphed over the oppressors. 330 00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:17,006 Strength, ladies. 331 00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:19,089 Gallagher. 332 00:15:19,173 --> 00:15:20,881 Visitor. 333 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,298 Yo, Jules, stand guard. 334 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:28,089 I got it, boss. 335 00:15:28,173 --> 00:15:29,423 Strength. 336 00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:33,797 You sure it's okay you're missing school today 337 00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:35,381 for Brad's wedding? 338 00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:37,047 Yeah, my teacher just said 339 00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:39,465 to bring a note from my mom tomorrow. 340 00:15:39,548 --> 00:15:41,298 Need me to write it? 341 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:44,131 Nah, I can forge her signature. 342 00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:45,506 Okay. 343 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,465 All right. 344 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,839 There we go. 345 00:15:50,922 --> 00:15:54,381 And... how do I look? 346 00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:55,631 - Stupid. - Well, good. 347 00:15:55,715 --> 00:15:56,839 That's what I was going for. 348 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,298 Come on, before you make me late. 349 00:15:59,381 --> 00:16:01,673 ♪ gong music and chanting ♪ 350 00:16:01,756 --> 00:16:03,256 [grunts] 351 00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:05,256 I love yoga. 352 00:16:07,922 --> 00:16:09,131 [phones chime] 353 00:16:09,214 --> 00:16:11,839 Ah. 354 00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:13,548 What are you doing? 355 00:16:13,631 --> 00:16:16,756 Emergency PTA meeting. I hope the kids are okay. 356 00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:18,423 We should probably pick up the pace a little. 357 00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:19,756 Yeah. Up you go. 358 00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:21,298 Oh, God. 359 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,089 [breathing heavily] 360 00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:24,715 [grunting] 361 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:27,173 I'm close to getting the bail money. 362 00:16:27,256 --> 00:16:29,006 The court just did an appraisal on my building. 363 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,131 - How soon? - Tomorrow, maybe. 364 00:16:32,214 --> 00:16:34,339 I-I need a few more days. 365 00:16:34,423 --> 00:16:35,756 There's oppression everywhere in here. 366 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:37,839 W-what are you talking about? 367 00:16:37,922 --> 00:16:39,715 I'm busting my ass to get you out of this shit hole. 368 00:16:39,797 --> 00:16:41,673 My work here is not done. 369 00:16:41,756 --> 00:16:44,548 I-I'm saving the submissives from their sexual oppressors. 370 00:16:44,631 --> 00:16:47,506 And I'm getting you a $50,000 gift of freedom. 371 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,839 Look, I organized a strike against the gangbangers 372 00:16:49,922 --> 00:16:51,715 who terrorize the gay and trans inmates. 373 00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:54,173 They take out their feelings of... 374 00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:55,839 inadequacy and repressed homosexuality 375 00:16:55,922 --> 00:16:57,756 on us queers, 376 00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:00,339 and they practice really bad sexual hygiene. 377 00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:04,173 A-are they giving you your meds in there? 378 00:17:07,214 --> 00:17:09,214 I-I'm protecting defenseless lambs 379 00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:11,298 from having their emotional and physical spirits 380 00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:13,922 slaughtered, Fiona. 381 00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:18,131 [door buzzes] 382 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,423 [girls snarling, screaming] 383 00:17:22,506 --> 00:17:23,631 Don't break any bones, girls. 384 00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:26,006 We can't afford the hospital. 385 00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,465 V, why they got so much energy now? 386 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,631 They were never like this when Svetlana was here. 387 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,381 I think they were scared of her. 388 00:17:31,465 --> 00:17:32,839 Hell, I know I was. 389 00:17:32,922 --> 00:17:34,631 [insistent pounding at door] 390 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:36,423 [Tommy] Open up, Kev. We got a line out here. 391 00:17:36,506 --> 00:17:37,881 - [girls] Whee! - All right, I'm coming. 392 00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:39,214 - I'm coming. - [pounding at door] 393 00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:40,964 I'm coming! 394 00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:42,590 [pounding at door] 395 00:17:42,673 --> 00:17:44,047 [Tommy] Let's go, while we're middle-aged! 396 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,381 [Kev] Calm down! 397 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,797 All right, girls, just stay. 398 00:17:49,465 --> 00:17:51,381 - Well, about time. - Oh, relax. 399 00:17:51,465 --> 00:17:52,756 There's still 19 hours left to drink. 400 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,339 Let's go, yeah. Let's go. 401 00:17:54,423 --> 00:17:56,006 No, no, no, no, no no, no, no. What are you-- 402 00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:57,256 Molly, how many times have I told you? 403 00:17:57,339 --> 00:17:59,047 You cannot bring dogs in the bar. 404 00:17:59,131 --> 00:18:00,839 Oh, come on, Kev. I just need a shot and a beer. 405 00:18:00,922 --> 00:18:02,173 I've been playing fetch with the beasts for two hours 406 00:18:02,256 --> 00:18:03,756 just to tire them out. 407 00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:05,590 All right, fine. Make it fast. 408 00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:08,214 It's just, I don't want to get shut down by the county. 409 00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:10,089 Having your kids in a cage is what's gonna get you 410 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,922 - shut down by the county. - That's a playpen. 411 00:18:13,006 --> 00:18:15,548 We don't have a sitter with Svetlana gone. 412 00:18:15,631 --> 00:18:18,298 [softly] Which means we don't have sexy time anymore. 413 00:18:18,381 --> 00:18:20,673 Kev, no one needs to know about our sex life. 414 00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:21,631 [Kermit] I do. Makes me not feel 415 00:18:21,715 --> 00:18:23,715 so shitty about mine. 416 00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:24,964 [Kev] Hey, what's up, Debs? 417 00:18:25,047 --> 00:18:26,214 [Debbie] Hey. 418 00:18:26,298 --> 00:18:27,548 [Farhad] Pitcher of beer, please. 419 00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:29,381 And a large Coke. 420 00:18:29,465 --> 00:18:30,506 What, are you guys, like, morning drinkers now? 421 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:31,423 Ha. Your morning is our evening. 422 00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:32,922 Every couple weeks, 423 00:18:33,006 --> 00:18:33,839 we have to work a graveyard shift. 424 00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:36,047 It sucks. 425 00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,839 Oh, can you cash my check for me, V? 426 00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:40,423 - How much is it for? - $720. 427 00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:41,839 Are you high? 428 00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:42,590 We don't have that kind of money 429 00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,548 first thing in the morning. 430 00:18:44,631 --> 00:18:45,423 We don't have that kind of money last thing at night. 431 00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:47,881 Wait, $720? 432 00:18:47,964 --> 00:18:49,797 What are you talking about? We worked the exact same shifts 433 00:18:49,881 --> 00:18:52,047 - last week. - Yeah, 40 hours times 18. 434 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,673 $18? 435 00:18:53,756 --> 00:18:55,756 - Mm-hmm. - An hour? 436 00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:57,839 I make $15. 437 00:18:57,922 --> 00:18:59,506 - Oh. - Do you guys make $18 too? 438 00:18:59,590 --> 00:19:01,173 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 439 00:19:01,256 --> 00:19:02,465 [scoffs] 440 00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:04,548 Fucking Jacob. 441 00:19:04,631 --> 00:19:07,214 ♪ funky rock music ♪ 442 00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:09,298 ♪ I'm a heat seeker, I'm a revelator ♪ 443 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:10,839 ♪ If you're trying to stop me, I'ma see you later ♪ 444 00:19:10,922 --> 00:19:12,089 ♪ I'm a heat seeker... ♪ 445 00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:15,047 [girls growling] 446 00:19:15,131 --> 00:19:17,131 ♪ If you really want it, you can get it ♪ 447 00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:19,256 ♪ Treating every day like the sun is never setting ♪ 448 00:19:19,339 --> 00:19:20,881 ♪ If you really want it, then you better go and get it ♪ 449 00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:23,047 ♪ If you wanna ha, ha, ha, ha... ♪ 450 00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:25,006 [horn honks] 451 00:19:25,089 --> 00:19:26,506 ♪ Don't stop what you're doing, get it ♪ 452 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,590 ♪ If you want it, go and get it ♪ 453 00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:32,423 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 454 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,631 ♪♪♪ 455 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,047 Fuck. Am I late? 456 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,839 Uh, no. They're just getting started. 457 00:19:37,922 --> 00:19:39,298 Oh, thank God. I would never hear 458 00:19:39,381 --> 00:19:41,089 the end of it from Cami. 459 00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,298 The maid of honor? 460 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,548 Yep. Her sister, Tami. 461 00:19:44,631 --> 00:19:46,047 Cami and Tami, huh? 462 00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:47,797 Yeah, well, our parents, Pami and Sami, 463 00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:50,214 weren't very creative. 464 00:19:50,298 --> 00:19:51,715 I'm fucking with you. They're Bob and Kim. 465 00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:52,964 Are you the best man? 466 00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:54,756 Yeah, I'm Lip. 467 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:55,715 What's up with your hair? Are you, like, 468 00:19:55,797 --> 00:19:57,298 in the Marines or some shit? 469 00:19:57,381 --> 00:20:00,339 I was freebasing. My head caught on fire. 470 00:20:00,423 --> 00:20:01,922 I'm fucking with you. No, I, uh, 471 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:03,715 fell asleep with gum in my mouth. 472 00:20:03,797 --> 00:20:05,465 That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. 473 00:20:05,548 --> 00:20:06,715 Oh, says the lady with the bouffant 474 00:20:06,797 --> 00:20:07,964 and the princess headband. 475 00:20:08,047 --> 00:20:09,506 I spent hours on this. 476 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:10,631 Well, you can't get that time back, can you? 477 00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:12,214 [laughs] Oh, I can't wait 478 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,548 till this cocksucking ceremony is over 479 00:20:13,631 --> 00:20:14,506 so we can hit the reception. 480 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,006 I am fucking starving. 481 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:19,214 - Let's do this thing! - After you. 482 00:20:26,131 --> 00:20:28,256 Buzz off, will you? 483 00:20:28,339 --> 00:20:29,590 What are you doing here? 484 00:20:29,673 --> 00:20:31,756 I need you to do me a favor. I... 485 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,089 - Hey. - Hi, Frank. 486 00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:35,631 Nice to see you again. 487 00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:37,214 - It's been a while. - Yeah. 488 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:42,797 Take this home with you, will you? 489 00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:44,381 Hide it someplace safe. 490 00:20:44,465 --> 00:20:46,089 What's in it? 491 00:20:46,173 --> 00:20:47,964 A little weed, some blow. A couple of oxys. 492 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,423 There's a PTA meeting. It's probably best 493 00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:51,548 not to bring that stuff onto school grounds. 494 00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:54,423 - [silverware clatters] - Hey, would you-- 495 00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:55,797 Doesn't sound like weed. 496 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,256 It's my salary. 497 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:00,423 Ever since you denied me my big, fat score, 498 00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:02,256 I've had to make money the good old-fashioned way: 499 00:21:02,339 --> 00:21:03,590 on my back, 500 00:21:03,673 --> 00:21:04,964 taking what scraps I can 501 00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:07,006 from your little friends' parents. 502 00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:09,381 I'm gonna pawn that stuff after the meeting. 503 00:21:09,465 --> 00:21:11,173 Yes? 504 00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:14,506 [silverware clatters] 505 00:21:15,881 --> 00:21:18,548 ♪ militaristic music ♪ 506 00:21:18,631 --> 00:21:19,964 ♪♪♪ 507 00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,173 [Gene] Enter. 508 00:21:22,256 --> 00:21:26,839 ♪♪♪ 509 00:21:26,922 --> 00:21:28,465 At ease, soldier. 510 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,797 Sir, I'd like to discuss 511 00:21:29,881 --> 00:21:31,715 the cadet lieutenant position. 512 00:21:31,797 --> 00:21:33,631 I know it comes down to me and Lawson 513 00:21:33,715 --> 00:21:35,047 and that one of my men 514 00:21:35,131 --> 00:21:36,256 is not up to the high standards 515 00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:38,131 of military cadets that we expect, 516 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,339 but I promise you, if given that position, 517 00:21:40,423 --> 00:21:41,756 I will get him there next year. 518 00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:45,465 ♪♪♪ 519 00:21:45,548 --> 00:21:48,548 What are your plans for after graduation, Corporal? 520 00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:50,256 Sir? 521 00:21:50,339 --> 00:21:51,839 Cadet lieutenants have traditionally 522 00:21:51,922 --> 00:21:53,590 gone on to service academies. 523 00:21:53,673 --> 00:21:55,214 West Point? 524 00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:57,673 You have the discipline, the fighting spirit. 525 00:21:57,756 --> 00:22:00,214 Get a congressman or senator's recommendation. 526 00:22:00,298 --> 00:22:02,298 You really think I could? 527 00:22:02,381 --> 00:22:05,298 You'll have to handle your personal situation. 528 00:22:05,381 --> 00:22:08,631 There's a civilian outside the wire in a tent. 529 00:22:08,715 --> 00:22:11,214 Gallaghers have always attracted crazy, sir. 530 00:22:11,298 --> 00:22:13,590 My brothers have. Sisters too. 531 00:22:13,673 --> 00:22:14,881 My mother was crazy. 532 00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:16,590 ♪♪♪ 533 00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:20,214 Well, if you can straighten out your platoon 534 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,298 and personal issues, son, 535 00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:25,339 there's a good chance you'll be cadet lieutenant next year. 536 00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:37,631 Costco or bust. 537 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:40,465 Hey. Let me just get my stuff. 538 00:22:40,548 --> 00:22:42,673 - How was Ian this time? - Crazier than usual. 539 00:22:42,756 --> 00:22:44,047 Wants to stay in jail. 540 00:22:44,131 --> 00:22:45,715 Needs time to negotiate a strike 541 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,256 between the gangbangers and the lambs. 542 00:22:48,339 --> 00:22:50,131 No idea what he's talking about. 543 00:22:50,214 --> 00:22:51,797 That's extra-crispy crazy. 544 00:22:51,881 --> 00:22:53,381 Yeah. Anyway, here. 545 00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,881 You left your coat at my place. 546 00:22:54,964 --> 00:22:56,673 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 547 00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:01,006 All right, lads. I'm off. I'll see you later, yeah? 548 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,715 All right, man. See you. 549 00:23:02,797 --> 00:23:05,214 [door buzzes] 550 00:23:07,047 --> 00:23:09,173 Yo, gay Jesus! 551 00:23:09,256 --> 00:23:11,214 You need to release our hos now. 552 00:23:12,964 --> 00:23:14,590 You ready to negotiate better conditions 553 00:23:14,673 --> 00:23:17,922 for these children of our Lord? 554 00:23:18,006 --> 00:23:19,423 Last night, I fucked my sink. 555 00:23:19,506 --> 00:23:20,673 - My balls are so blue. - Yeah, that's right. 556 00:23:20,756 --> 00:23:22,548 Then shall we talk, 557 00:23:22,631 --> 00:23:24,797 try to agree on the proper ways to manage our relationships 558 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,673 with those we love and care for? 559 00:23:27,756 --> 00:23:29,339 Sure. Whatever the fuck you say, 560 00:23:29,423 --> 00:23:30,922 as long as I get my ass eaten out. 561 00:23:31,006 --> 00:23:33,506 [men murmuring] 562 00:23:33,590 --> 00:23:35,006 All right. 563 00:23:35,089 --> 00:23:36,922 Let's break bread and drink wine together. 564 00:23:37,006 --> 00:23:37,673 ♪ electronic music ♪ 565 00:23:37,756 --> 00:23:38,881 ♪ Ow ♪ 566 00:23:38,964 --> 00:23:41,006 ♪♪♪ 567 00:23:41,089 --> 00:23:42,548 ♪ Smooth ♪ 568 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,173 ♪♪♪ 569 00:23:45,256 --> 00:23:47,298 ♪ Smooth like butter ♪ 570 00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:49,339 I never thought she'd stick around. 571 00:23:49,423 --> 00:23:51,797 Ah, well, you did the work. 572 00:23:51,881 --> 00:23:53,548 You know? You faced your demons. 573 00:23:53,631 --> 00:23:55,173 [Brad] A kid and the love of a good woman 574 00:23:55,256 --> 00:23:56,590 will do that to you. 575 00:23:56,673 --> 00:23:58,631 - Should try it sometime. - [laughs] 576 00:23:58,715 --> 00:24:00,006 - Get out here... - Let's go! 577 00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:01,131 - ...and dance! - Go get 'em. 578 00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:02,131 No, no, no, if I'm doing this, 579 00:24:02,214 --> 00:24:03,381 come on, you're coming with me. 580 00:24:03,465 --> 00:24:05,047 - Come on, man. - Come on. 581 00:24:05,131 --> 00:24:06,173 Lip, we're doing our nerdiest dance moves. 582 00:24:06,256 --> 00:24:07,339 - Yeah? - [Xan] Watch, okay. 583 00:24:07,423 --> 00:24:08,631 Okay. 584 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,381 ♪ Like a slippery slope ♪ 585 00:24:10,465 --> 00:24:12,131 ♪ Oh, baby, yeah, this is dope ♪ 586 00:24:12,214 --> 00:24:13,881 - I got one better. - [Lip] Yeah? 587 00:24:13,964 --> 00:24:15,631 ♪ Oh, boy, let's go ♪ 588 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,839 - [laughter] - Oh, my God. 589 00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:19,256 All right, all right, all right. 590 00:24:19,339 --> 00:24:21,089 Now, uh, no matter what dance move I do, 591 00:24:21,173 --> 00:24:22,006 it's gonna be the nerdiest. 592 00:24:22,089 --> 00:24:22,922 - You ready? - Yeah. 593 00:24:23,006 --> 00:24:24,715 Sure? Okay. 594 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:27,964 - [Tami] Oh, Jesus. - What? That's good! 595 00:24:28,047 --> 00:24:29,173 That's awful. 596 00:24:29,256 --> 00:24:30,839 - What's up? - Nothing. 597 00:24:30,922 --> 00:24:32,590 [Ted] Wanna dance? 598 00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:33,756 Okay. 599 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,298 ♪ Melt me up ♪ 600 00:24:35,381 --> 00:24:37,214 ♪♪♪ 601 00:24:37,298 --> 00:24:39,590 Who is this kid? He has a beard. 602 00:24:39,673 --> 00:24:43,214 Yeah, that's what the hormones in milk will do to you. 603 00:24:43,298 --> 00:24:45,673 Chillax, Grandpa. She's having fun. 604 00:24:45,756 --> 00:24:47,631 Come on. 605 00:24:47,715 --> 00:24:49,006 Uh, where? 606 00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:50,214 The maid of honor and best man 607 00:24:50,298 --> 00:24:52,756 always hook up at these things. 608 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:56,047 ♪♪♪ 609 00:24:56,131 --> 00:24:57,922 ♪ Smooth like butter ♪ 610 00:24:58,006 --> 00:25:00,089 ♪♪♪ 611 00:25:00,173 --> 00:25:01,715 Good afternoon. Thank you all 612 00:25:01,797 --> 00:25:03,673 for coming in on such short notice. 613 00:25:03,756 --> 00:25:05,298 Earlier today, I was contacted 614 00:25:05,381 --> 00:25:07,131 by the county health department. 615 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,381 - [Greta] Lice again? - [Seery] I wish. 616 00:25:09,465 --> 00:25:11,673 [Len] Then what? I got an open house in 30 minutes. 617 00:25:11,756 --> 00:25:13,465 There's an epidemic at our school. 618 00:25:13,548 --> 00:25:15,465 - Measles? - [Ed] It's because of those 619 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:18,173 anti-vaxxer French kids you let in, isn't it? 620 00:25:18,256 --> 00:25:20,506 It's not the measles. 621 00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:23,256 We're talking about a very...delicate issue: 622 00:25:23,339 --> 00:25:25,465 a sexual epidemic. 623 00:25:25,548 --> 00:25:27,089 In elementary school? 624 00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:28,881 That's the French. 625 00:25:28,964 --> 00:25:30,131 My kid's nine. 626 00:25:30,214 --> 00:25:31,797 And she's a giant slut. 627 00:25:31,881 --> 00:25:33,214 Honey, stop. 628 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:34,631 I'm serious. You should see 629 00:25:34,715 --> 00:25:36,131 what her daughter wears out of the house. 630 00:25:36,214 --> 00:25:37,839 It's called style. 631 00:25:37,922 --> 00:25:40,298 Maybe your son should take a few pointers. 632 00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:42,381 Please, enough. I'm not talking 633 00:25:42,465 --> 00:25:44,047 about the children, for God sakes. 634 00:25:44,131 --> 00:25:45,631 I'm talking about you people. 635 00:25:45,715 --> 00:25:47,047 [indistinct chatter] 636 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:49,381 The epidemic has been traced to this PTA. 637 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:50,797 [woman] What? 638 00:25:50,881 --> 00:25:52,465 [Seery] I'll turn this over 639 00:25:52,548 --> 00:25:53,839 to Dr. Jonathan Rosenbaum 640 00:25:53,922 --> 00:25:55,298 from the county health board 641 00:25:55,381 --> 00:25:57,006 to further explain. 642 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,964 [Rosenbaum] Ah, thank you. 643 00:25:59,047 --> 00:26:01,964 Um, as mentioned, uh, this is a sensitive issue, 644 00:26:02,047 --> 00:26:04,423 but one that we do not take lightly. 645 00:26:04,506 --> 00:26:05,964 Over the past few weeks, 646 00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:07,423 four people have tested positive 647 00:26:07,506 --> 00:26:10,256 for virulent strains of multiple STDs. 648 00:26:10,339 --> 00:26:12,298 The only thing these people have in common 649 00:26:12,381 --> 00:26:13,715 was this PTA group. 650 00:26:13,797 --> 00:26:15,298 [Rosenbaum] In all my time 651 00:26:15,381 --> 00:26:16,839 at the county health department, 652 00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:18,298 I-I've never seen symptoms 653 00:26:18,381 --> 00:26:20,214 of all three venereal diseases-- 654 00:26:20,298 --> 00:26:22,298 chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis-- 655 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,006 in four people at once. 656 00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:25,715 Who the hell are the four? 657 00:26:25,797 --> 00:26:27,423 - Not me. - [coughing] Bullshit. 658 00:26:27,506 --> 00:26:29,506 [Rosenbaum] Uh, I can't reveal that information, 659 00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,339 but swift action must be taken 660 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,173 so we can learn who these individuals 661 00:26:33,256 --> 00:26:34,465 came in contact with 662 00:26:34,548 --> 00:26:36,256 so we can contain the epidemic. 663 00:26:36,339 --> 00:26:38,214 You're saying these four people may have 664 00:26:38,298 --> 00:26:40,256 - given it to the rest of us? - [Rosenbaum] Yes. 665 00:26:40,339 --> 00:26:42,214 But that could only happen from sex. 666 00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:44,548 You--you don't get an STD from a toilet seat. 667 00:26:44,631 --> 00:26:46,006 This is absurd. If you excuse me, 668 00:26:46,089 --> 00:26:47,465 I have a root canal to perform. 669 00:26:47,548 --> 00:26:49,590 Sir, you're gonna stay and be tested. 670 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:51,423 [Wells] Can't keep us here against our will. 671 00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:53,590 [Rosenbaum] Actually, I can. The Illinois 672 00:26:53,673 --> 00:26:54,922 Sexual Transmissible Disease Control Act 673 00:26:55,006 --> 00:26:56,881 states that we can order the testing 674 00:26:56,964 --> 00:26:58,506 and the isolation of an individual 675 00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:00,715 to stop the spread of an STD 676 00:27:00,797 --> 00:27:02,339 until such time that the danger to the public health 677 00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:03,964 is eliminated. That's the law. 678 00:27:04,047 --> 00:27:06,006 - What? - Are you kidding me? 679 00:27:06,089 --> 00:27:07,964 - Folks! - What is going on here? 680 00:27:08,047 --> 00:27:09,548 As soon as everyone is tested, 681 00:27:09,631 --> 00:27:11,381 we can determine who can leave 682 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:12,797 and who will need intravenous antibiotics. 683 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,631 Thank you. 684 00:27:14,715 --> 00:27:16,922 - [man] This is-- - [man] What the-- 685 00:27:17,006 --> 00:27:18,881 [indistinct chatter] 686 00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:26,756 You pay Farhad more than me. 687 00:27:26,839 --> 00:27:29,964 You know what, Jugs? I don't even have you on the schedule 688 00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:31,047 till tomorrow morning. 689 00:27:31,131 --> 00:27:32,964 He gets $18 an hour. 690 00:27:33,047 --> 00:27:34,423 Everybody does. 691 00:27:34,506 --> 00:27:36,465 - I don't. - Well, you're a girl. 692 00:27:36,548 --> 00:27:38,797 What does that have to do with anything? 693 00:27:38,881 --> 00:27:41,089 Uh, you take a lot of bathroom breaks-- 694 00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:43,590 peeing, getting your period and whatnot--and I timed you. 695 00:27:43,673 --> 00:27:45,173 - What? - [Jacob] Twenty-four minutes 696 00:27:45,256 --> 00:27:46,339 in the can during an eight-hour shift. 697 00:27:46,423 --> 00:27:47,881 That's because your port-a-potties 698 00:27:47,964 --> 00:27:49,339 are fucking disgusting. 699 00:27:49,423 --> 00:27:50,797 You guys piss all over the seats. 700 00:27:50,881 --> 00:27:53,047 It takes me five minutes to clean it and build a nest 701 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:54,756 before I can sit down and pee. 702 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,256 Way of the world, Jugs. You don't like it, 703 00:27:56,339 --> 00:27:58,964 find another job. 704 00:28:02,131 --> 00:28:03,964 [grunting] 705 00:28:04,047 --> 00:28:06,339 Wedding fucks are the best. 706 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:09,089 - You've done this before? - Seven times. 707 00:28:09,173 --> 00:28:12,214 You want my wedding pussy, don't you? 708 00:28:12,298 --> 00:28:14,006 Your version of dirty talk? 709 00:28:14,089 --> 00:28:15,964 Why, is it working? 710 00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:18,006 Sure. 711 00:28:18,089 --> 00:28:21,590 Ah, your cock is making me really dizzy. 712 00:28:21,673 --> 00:28:23,256 That a good thing? 713 00:28:23,339 --> 00:28:25,006 Fucking hallway's spinning around right now. 714 00:28:25,089 --> 00:28:27,715 Oh, hey, you want me to stop? 715 00:28:27,797 --> 00:28:29,839 - [Tami] Ah... - Fuck. 716 00:28:29,922 --> 00:28:31,590 [Lip] Hey, are you all right? 717 00:28:31,673 --> 00:28:33,214 Man. 718 00:28:33,298 --> 00:28:34,797 I feel a lot better. 719 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,089 Okay, yeah, let's finish this thing. 720 00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,214 I need another drink. 721 00:28:39,298 --> 00:28:41,881 [dance music over speakers] 722 00:28:41,964 --> 00:28:44,006 [sighs] 723 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:48,673 ♪♪♪ 724 00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:55,047 [Darren] Whoever you four fuckers are that are infected, 725 00:28:55,131 --> 00:28:58,756 I just got a foot-long Q-tip just shoved up my dick. 726 00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:02,715 I understand your anger and your frustration, 727 00:29:02,797 --> 00:29:04,465 and we appreciate your cooperation. 728 00:29:04,548 --> 00:29:06,506 At this time, everyone has been tested. 729 00:29:06,590 --> 00:29:09,298 [Rosenbaum] Thank you. [clears throat] 730 00:29:09,381 --> 00:29:11,256 [Rosenbaum] Uh, Donald and Eliza Watts, 731 00:29:11,339 --> 00:29:13,173 Paula Dowd, 732 00:29:13,256 --> 00:29:14,673 Leah and John Alperin, 733 00:29:14,756 --> 00:29:16,214 Tod Carney, 734 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:19,381 Kate and Lina Thomas. 735 00:29:19,465 --> 00:29:21,339 You're all free to go. 736 00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:22,381 - [Leah] Yes! - [woman] Fuck. 737 00:29:22,465 --> 00:29:26,339 [indistinct chatter] 738 00:29:26,423 --> 00:29:28,298 What about the rest of us? 739 00:29:28,381 --> 00:29:29,964 You all tested positive. 740 00:29:30,047 --> 00:29:31,756 [woman] No, that's impossible. 741 00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:32,922 [woman] I'm calling my lawyer. That's ridiculous. 742 00:29:33,006 --> 00:29:34,339 [Rosenbaum] Look, folks, we have 743 00:29:34,423 --> 00:29:36,214 to trace this communicable web 744 00:29:36,298 --> 00:29:39,173 to see if anybody is infected that is not in this room. 745 00:29:39,256 --> 00:29:40,756 [Rosenbaum] Look, I can't force you 746 00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,590 to reveal your sexual partners, 747 00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:45,047 but any information you give us 748 00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:46,881 could very well save lives. 749 00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:49,881 ♪ rock music ♪ 750 00:29:49,964 --> 00:29:53,339 ♪♪♪ 751 00:29:53,423 --> 00:29:55,881 I slept with I-Irene Bragg. 752 00:29:55,964 --> 00:29:57,922 Asshole! 753 00:29:58,006 --> 00:30:01,131 Fucking whore. 754 00:30:01,214 --> 00:30:03,006 Ed. 755 00:30:03,089 --> 00:30:04,839 Charlize Stewart. 756 00:30:04,922 --> 00:30:05,839 [sighs] 757 00:30:05,922 --> 00:30:07,465 What? 758 00:30:07,548 --> 00:30:09,339 [man] I slept with my tennis pro. 759 00:30:09,423 --> 00:30:11,756 [man] I slept with our nanny. 760 00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:14,922 [woman] I had sex with my gynecologist. 761 00:30:15,006 --> 00:30:16,756 I always fantasized about having enough money 762 00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:19,089 to stock up on toilet paper. 763 00:30:19,173 --> 00:30:20,339 Lofty goals. 764 00:30:20,423 --> 00:30:22,006 Hey, when I was a kid, 765 00:30:22,089 --> 00:30:24,089 we had to use whatever we could find. 766 00:30:24,173 --> 00:30:25,673 Christmas napkins, 767 00:30:25,756 --> 00:30:27,423 paperbacks, 768 00:30:27,506 --> 00:30:28,673 coffee filters. 769 00:30:28,756 --> 00:30:30,881 [phone buzzing] 770 00:30:37,298 --> 00:30:38,256 You don't answer it? 771 00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:39,506 No. 772 00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:41,381 Got boxes to unpack. 773 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,047 I've got a bathroom to clean. 774 00:30:43,131 --> 00:30:46,214 I clean it every week. It's not that dirty, is it? 775 00:30:46,298 --> 00:30:47,423 - Ever look behind the toilet? - [phone chimes] 776 00:30:47,506 --> 00:30:49,756 No, and I never plan on doing so. 777 00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:51,590 Uh-huh. 778 00:30:51,673 --> 00:30:55,756 The appraisal report came in. I can get the bail money. 779 00:30:55,839 --> 00:30:57,631 What? 780 00:30:57,715 --> 00:30:59,381 Nothing. 781 00:30:59,465 --> 00:31:01,173 What? 782 00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:02,339 [laughs] 783 00:31:02,423 --> 00:31:04,131 Better not to get involved. 784 00:31:04,214 --> 00:31:05,590 With me? 785 00:31:05,673 --> 00:31:07,506 With your family. 786 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:10,298 If you're involved with me, you're involved with my family. 787 00:31:10,381 --> 00:31:11,964 Let's talk about your dirty toilet. 788 00:31:12,047 --> 00:31:14,131 You don't think I should bail him out? 789 00:31:14,214 --> 00:31:15,839 Didn't say that. 790 00:31:15,922 --> 00:31:18,756 You didn't say anything. It's like talking to a wall. 791 00:31:18,839 --> 00:31:20,756 "Uh, excuse me, Mr. Wall. I just got 792 00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:22,214 the money to bail out my brother. 793 00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:23,548 Isn't that great?" 794 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:26,173 "Why, yes, Fiona. That is fantastic!" 795 00:31:26,256 --> 00:31:28,006 I doubt the wall would say that. 796 00:31:28,089 --> 00:31:29,006 Yeah? Well, what would 797 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:30,006 the fucking wall say, then? 798 00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,006 Ian set a--a van on fire. 799 00:31:32,089 --> 00:31:33,797 Coulda killed somebody. He has a Jesus complex. 800 00:31:33,881 --> 00:31:34,964 You said he's on and off his medication. 801 00:31:35,047 --> 00:31:37,173 So I shouldn't bail my own brother out? 802 00:31:37,256 --> 00:31:38,673 What if he doesn't show up for his trial? 803 00:31:38,756 --> 00:31:40,089 - He wouldn't do that. - You sure? 804 00:31:40,173 --> 00:31:42,339 He knows my ass is on the line. 805 00:31:42,423 --> 00:31:44,047 If he skips town, you lose all your money. 806 00:31:44,131 --> 00:31:46,465 Could be put to better use. 807 00:31:46,548 --> 00:31:47,797 - How? - Don't know. 808 00:31:47,881 --> 00:31:49,173 Invest in another apartment building. 809 00:31:49,256 --> 00:31:51,631 Buy a café, yoga studio-- 810 00:31:51,715 --> 00:31:54,548 anything but your brother. 811 00:31:58,173 --> 00:31:59,214 Beverly. 812 00:32:00,381 --> 00:32:02,881 [sighs] 813 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:06,506 My gardener, Pablo. 814 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:10,089 [Beverly] I, uh-- I don't know his last name. 815 00:32:10,173 --> 00:32:13,922 Uh, Kurt Alvarez. 816 00:32:14,006 --> 00:32:18,047 Our pool guy. And, uh... 817 00:32:18,131 --> 00:32:20,881 Frank. 818 00:32:20,964 --> 00:32:23,881 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 819 00:32:23,964 --> 00:32:26,131 I slept with Frank. 820 00:32:26,214 --> 00:32:27,839 So did I. 821 00:32:27,922 --> 00:32:29,631 ♪♪♪ 822 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:31,381 Me too. 823 00:32:31,465 --> 00:32:32,631 ♪♪♪ 824 00:32:32,715 --> 00:32:34,756 Yep. Frank. 825 00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,922 ♪♪♪ 826 00:32:38,006 --> 00:32:40,839 - [woman] I slept with Frank. - [woman] I slept with Frank. 827 00:32:40,922 --> 00:32:42,673 Frank. 828 00:32:42,756 --> 00:32:47,922 ♪♪♪ 829 00:32:48,214 --> 00:32:51,173 V, look how hard I am for you. 830 00:32:51,256 --> 00:32:53,423 My dick is so hard, it's holding up this-- 831 00:32:53,506 --> 00:32:55,339 Kev! 832 00:32:55,423 --> 00:32:57,673 Jesus, V, you're supposed to be putting them to bed! 833 00:32:57,756 --> 00:32:59,673 They won't sleep. I'm trying to tire them out. 834 00:32:59,756 --> 00:33:01,590 Did you sing that Russian lullaby to them? 835 00:33:01,673 --> 00:33:03,673 A thousand times, and I read to them, 836 00:33:03,756 --> 00:33:05,298 and I rocked them and I cuddled them 837 00:33:05,381 --> 00:33:07,089 and I threatened them. 838 00:33:07,173 --> 00:33:08,715 We should rub crème de menthe in their mouths. 839 00:33:08,797 --> 00:33:10,339 - What? - [Kev] All my foster parents 840 00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:12,006 used to give us booze for us kids to go to sleep. 841 00:33:12,089 --> 00:33:13,756 That's not a great selling point. 842 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,131 [Kev] Then what are we gonna do, then? 843 00:33:15,214 --> 00:33:19,089 [children laughing] 844 00:33:22,756 --> 00:33:24,673 ♪ jaunty music ♪ 845 00:33:24,756 --> 00:33:26,339 Come on. Come on, let's go. 846 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,673 What are you doing? 847 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,339 We're gonna go play fetch. 848 00:33:29,423 --> 00:33:30,964 It worked for that dog-walking lady. 849 00:33:31,047 --> 00:33:32,631 Maybe it'll work for our kids. 850 00:33:32,715 --> 00:33:34,047 ♪♪♪ 851 00:33:34,131 --> 00:33:35,881 She's still at it. 852 00:33:35,964 --> 00:33:38,047 ♪ Carl, Carl, he's my man ♪ 853 00:33:38,131 --> 00:33:40,756 ♪ If he can't fuck me, no one can ♪ 854 00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:42,673 'Cause of that crazy bitch out there, 855 00:33:42,756 --> 00:33:44,548 and this maggot being a fuckup, 856 00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:46,006 I'll never get that promotion. 857 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:49,173 [Kassidi] I love you! Whoo! Hi! 858 00:33:49,256 --> 00:33:50,881 I see you! 859 00:33:50,964 --> 00:33:52,715 ♪ Carl, Carl, he's my man ♪ 860 00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:54,089 ♪ If he can't fuck me, no one can ♪ 861 00:33:54,173 --> 00:33:55,881 ♪ Carl, Carl, Carl ♪ 862 00:33:55,964 --> 00:33:58,006 Okay, girls, you ready? You ready? 863 00:33:58,089 --> 00:34:00,173 Go get it! Go get it! 864 00:34:00,256 --> 00:34:02,590 Bring it back. Run fast. 865 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:05,089 Good girl! Okay, drop it. 866 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:07,423 Drop it. Drop it. 867 00:34:07,506 --> 00:34:10,339 ♪ There's 50,000 reasons for us to be free ♪ 868 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:14,423 Now fetch! Good girl. 869 00:34:14,506 --> 00:34:17,339 ♪ Fifty thousand questions, but they're all the same ♪ 870 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:19,339 Move fast! Use a lot of energy. 871 00:34:19,423 --> 00:34:21,797 ♪ Fifty thousand reasons for us to be free ♪ 872 00:34:21,881 --> 00:34:23,756 ♪ Come on, baby, that's a ♪ 873 00:34:23,839 --> 00:34:25,381 ♪ Oh, baby, that ♪ 874 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:28,047 ♪♪♪ 875 00:34:28,131 --> 00:34:29,381 [laughs] 876 00:34:29,465 --> 00:34:30,797 ♪♪♪ 877 00:34:30,881 --> 00:34:32,423 Hey, what are you laughing about? 878 00:34:32,506 --> 00:34:33,631 Video chatting with Ted. 879 00:34:33,715 --> 00:34:34,797 He is so funny. 880 00:34:34,881 --> 00:34:35,839 Say hi, Ted. 881 00:34:35,922 --> 00:34:37,047 Hey. 882 00:34:37,131 --> 00:34:38,839 Ah, hell, no. Bye, Ted. 883 00:34:38,922 --> 00:34:40,006 Hey! 884 00:34:40,089 --> 00:34:41,548 [Lip] He has a beard. 885 00:34:41,631 --> 00:34:44,047 Put on Paw Patrol. 886 00:34:46,214 --> 00:34:47,839 [Lip] Oh! 887 00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,548 Look at all this shit Frank stole 888 00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:50,797 from my friends' moms. 889 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:52,381 They know about it? 890 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:53,715 I don't think so. 891 00:34:53,797 --> 00:34:56,131 Ah, you should pawn it, then. 892 00:34:56,214 --> 00:34:57,673 Gonna give it back. 893 00:34:57,756 --> 00:34:59,089 What, to Frank? 894 00:34:59,173 --> 00:35:01,131 To my friends. 895 00:35:01,214 --> 00:35:03,089 How are you even a Gallagher? 896 00:35:03,173 --> 00:35:04,590 Hey, uh, dinner's ready! 897 00:35:04,673 --> 00:35:06,465 [Debbie] Be there in a sec. 898 00:35:06,548 --> 00:35:07,715 Why, what are you doing? 899 00:35:07,797 --> 00:35:09,922 My boss said I pee too much. 900 00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:11,590 That's why I get paid less than the guys. 901 00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:13,673 So tomorrow, I'm not going to pee at all. 902 00:35:13,756 --> 00:35:15,922 Get paid less just for showing us that. 903 00:35:16,006 --> 00:35:17,673 Screw him. Like guys don't piss. 904 00:35:17,756 --> 00:35:19,839 It's total discrimination. 905 00:35:19,922 --> 00:35:21,673 Hey, I come bearing gifts. 906 00:35:21,756 --> 00:35:24,256 Oh, uh, Debs won't need any. 907 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:25,964 What is that? 908 00:35:26,047 --> 00:35:28,256 It's best not to ask. 909 00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:30,548 So... 910 00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:32,089 I can get Ian's bail money. 911 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,214 [Debbie] That's great. 912 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,839 Yeah. 913 00:35:34,922 --> 00:35:36,715 You guys don't think he would 914 00:35:36,797 --> 00:35:38,465 skip out on me, do you? 915 00:35:38,548 --> 00:35:40,131 Is he taking his meds? 916 00:35:40,214 --> 00:35:41,881 Maybe not. 917 00:35:41,964 --> 00:35:43,922 Is he gonna be able to get his old EMT job back, 918 00:35:44,006 --> 00:35:46,047 or go back to being Gay Jesus? 919 00:35:46,131 --> 00:35:47,173 Beats me. 920 00:35:47,256 --> 00:35:49,047 Is he gonna pay back his bail? 921 00:35:49,131 --> 00:35:53,214 I don't know. Does any of that shit matter? 922 00:35:53,298 --> 00:35:55,673 How many times have we bailed out family before? 923 00:35:55,756 --> 00:35:58,256 Isn't that just the cost of being a Gallagher? 924 00:35:59,673 --> 00:36:02,590 ♪ rock music ♪ 925 00:36:02,673 --> 00:36:05,673 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 926 00:36:05,756 --> 00:36:07,089 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 927 00:36:07,173 --> 00:36:09,047 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 928 00:36:09,131 --> 00:36:11,881 ♪♪♪ 929 00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:13,465 V. 930 00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:18,339 ♪♪♪ 931 00:36:18,423 --> 00:36:19,839 [whispering] V! 932 00:36:19,922 --> 00:36:23,715 ♪♪♪ 933 00:36:23,797 --> 00:36:25,797 [whispering] You did it! 934 00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:27,797 It's go time. 935 00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:33,006 ♪♪♪ 936 00:36:47,964 --> 00:36:51,298 Thank you all for staying. You're all to be commended. 937 00:36:51,381 --> 00:36:53,381 Um, at this point, you've all received 938 00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:55,089 your first IV dose of amoxicillin. 939 00:36:55,173 --> 00:36:57,131 In four hours, you'll receive another dose, 940 00:36:57,214 --> 00:36:59,922 followed by your final dose, four hours after that, 941 00:37:00,006 --> 00:37:01,964 until you are no longer a public health risk. 942 00:37:02,047 --> 00:37:03,590 Have fun. 943 00:37:03,673 --> 00:37:05,339 How are we supposed to relax in this place 944 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,006 when we are trapped like rats? 945 00:37:07,089 --> 00:37:08,964 If you hadn't spread your legs for half these guys, 946 00:37:09,047 --> 00:37:10,423 - we wouldn't be here. - Don't blame this on me. 947 00:37:10,506 --> 00:37:12,423 You screwed just as many people as I did. 948 00:37:12,506 --> 00:37:14,339 [Sasha] I don't understand why we can't leave. 949 00:37:14,423 --> 00:37:16,506 It's not like we're gonna have sex 950 00:37:16,590 --> 00:37:18,047 and infect the rest of the world. 951 00:37:18,131 --> 00:37:19,590 [Darren] You're definitely not gonna have sex. 952 00:37:19,673 --> 00:37:22,548 I mean, you don't want to have sex more than quarterly. 953 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:23,590 I have post-partum! 954 00:37:23,673 --> 00:37:25,673 For three years? 955 00:37:25,756 --> 00:37:27,465 Uh, in my experience, she's got 956 00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:28,756 quite an active libido, 957 00:37:28,839 --> 00:37:30,381 but hey, let's not fight. 958 00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:32,131 We gotta make the best of this situation. 959 00:37:32,214 --> 00:37:35,089 The best of this situation? 960 00:37:35,173 --> 00:37:36,839 You fucked all of our wives, Gallagher. 961 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,006 Probably the reason for this whole damn thing. 962 00:37:39,089 --> 00:37:40,465 [Len] Yeah. 963 00:37:40,548 --> 00:37:42,173 Yeah, let's kill him. 964 00:37:42,256 --> 00:37:43,465 - [Wells] Yeah. - [Frank] Oh, will you-- 965 00:37:43,548 --> 00:37:44,964 - Would you calm down? - Stop. 966 00:37:45,047 --> 00:37:46,131 Careful. Stop it. 967 00:37:46,214 --> 00:37:47,590 Look at the bright side! 968 00:37:47,673 --> 00:37:48,548 We're getting free medical care. 969 00:37:48,631 --> 00:37:49,797 Free medical care! 970 00:37:49,881 --> 00:37:51,548 You destroyed my marriage. 971 00:37:51,631 --> 00:37:54,256 I did you a favor! 972 00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:57,256 My penis might have actually helped you to heal. 973 00:37:57,339 --> 00:37:58,881 Did you ever think of that? 974 00:37:58,964 --> 00:38:00,673 [Wells] The hell are you talking about? 975 00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,423 Your bodies are developing immunity 976 00:38:02,506 --> 00:38:04,964 to a horrible disease thanks to me! 977 00:38:05,047 --> 00:38:06,797 Three horrible diseases. 978 00:38:06,881 --> 00:38:07,964 The fact that you're all cheating 979 00:38:08,047 --> 00:38:09,797 is a lot more serious 980 00:38:09,881 --> 00:38:11,423 than a couple of silly 981 00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:13,590 sexually transmitted diseases. 982 00:38:13,673 --> 00:38:15,089 I think you should use this time 983 00:38:15,173 --> 00:38:16,631 to reexamine your relationships. 984 00:38:16,715 --> 00:38:18,214 There's nothing wrong with our relationships. 985 00:38:18,298 --> 00:38:20,047 Is that what you think, Charlize? 986 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,756 Because you told me you feel sexually invisible 987 00:38:22,839 --> 00:38:23,673 in front of Wells. 988 00:38:23,756 --> 00:38:25,256 What? That's bullshit. 989 00:38:25,339 --> 00:38:26,256 She said you don't find her attractive 990 00:38:26,339 --> 00:38:28,089 since she had your child. 991 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:29,839 You saw the baby come out of that thing, 992 00:38:29,922 --> 00:38:31,423 and it grossed you out. 993 00:38:31,506 --> 00:38:32,797 You gotta get over it, man. 994 00:38:32,881 --> 00:38:33,797 Who the hell are you, 995 00:38:33,881 --> 00:38:35,631 to tell us what to do? 996 00:38:35,715 --> 00:38:38,590 I'm the guy who supplied your wives a service. 997 00:38:38,673 --> 00:38:40,006 That's who. 998 00:38:40,089 --> 00:38:43,173 You men have been neglecting them. 999 00:38:43,256 --> 00:38:44,797 Been off screwing other women 1000 00:38:44,881 --> 00:38:46,339 because it's more exciting, 1001 00:38:46,423 --> 00:38:47,631 but you have not put the time 1002 00:38:47,715 --> 00:38:49,131 into your marriages, 1003 00:38:49,214 --> 00:38:50,922 so I've had to do the work. 1004 00:38:51,006 --> 00:38:53,797 Thank God I'm great at sex. 1005 00:38:53,881 --> 00:38:56,173 It's probably 'cause I've had a lot of practice. 1006 00:38:56,256 --> 00:38:57,465 A lotta practice. 1007 00:38:57,548 --> 00:38:59,797 Lotta, lotta, lotta practice. 1008 00:38:59,881 --> 00:39:01,214 I'm gonna kill him. 1009 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:02,673 What is your problem, man? 1010 00:39:02,797 --> 00:39:04,256 Will you-- 1011 00:39:04,339 --> 00:39:06,797 [people shouting] 1012 00:39:06,881 --> 00:39:09,381 [man] Come on, kill the bastard! 1013 00:39:09,465 --> 00:39:10,839 Get off! Come on! 1014 00:39:10,922 --> 00:39:13,548 Look! 1015 00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:15,465 Look, Frank might have a point. 1016 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,590 - He does? - Yeah! 1017 00:39:21,673 --> 00:39:24,298 Listen to Darren. 1018 00:39:24,381 --> 00:39:26,381 The truth is, 1019 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,756 Sasha, 1020 00:39:28,839 --> 00:39:31,465 I've been working too much, 1021 00:39:31,548 --> 00:39:35,047 and I haven't--haven't been a very good husband, 1022 00:39:35,131 --> 00:39:37,047 or a very good father, 1023 00:39:37,131 --> 00:39:38,423 and maybe we could just, 1024 00:39:38,506 --> 00:39:40,465 you know, 1025 00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:41,881 go somewhere and-- 1026 00:39:41,964 --> 00:39:45,173 and talk about it. 1027 00:39:45,256 --> 00:39:47,256 - Fine. - Yeah? 1028 00:39:47,339 --> 00:39:49,381 [Frank] Did you see that, people? 1029 00:39:49,465 --> 00:39:52,922 The flame of love, relit right in front of your eyes. 1030 00:39:53,006 --> 00:39:54,548 Does anyone else want to talk, 1031 00:39:54,631 --> 00:39:56,548 try to come up with a solution? 1032 00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:58,131 [Ed] I don't. Irene can 1033 00:39:58,214 --> 00:39:59,298 rot in hell, for all I care. 1034 00:39:59,381 --> 00:40:01,797 You'll be right there next to me. 1035 00:40:01,881 --> 00:40:04,256 Well, maybe some people need a little longer to process. 1036 00:40:04,339 --> 00:40:06,590 Len, 1037 00:40:06,673 --> 00:40:08,339 we haven't had sex in ages. 1038 00:40:08,423 --> 00:40:10,797 Honey, let's not air out our laundry here. 1039 00:40:10,881 --> 00:40:14,715 Len, please, let her-- let her continue. 1040 00:40:14,797 --> 00:40:17,506 You denied having sex with every woman in here, 1041 00:40:17,590 --> 00:40:18,922 yet you tested positive. 1042 00:40:19,006 --> 00:40:20,922 That doesn't make sense to me, Len. 1043 00:40:21,006 --> 00:40:22,922 They must have made a mistake. 1044 00:40:23,006 --> 00:40:24,797 Tell them about us, Len. 1045 00:40:25,797 --> 00:40:28,756 ♪ guitar music ♪ 1046 00:40:28,839 --> 00:40:33,922 ♪♪♪ 1047 00:40:38,673 --> 00:40:40,339 Okay. 1048 00:40:40,423 --> 00:40:41,756 Fuck it. 1049 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:43,715 ♪♪♪ 1050 00:40:43,797 --> 00:40:45,465 It's true. 1051 00:40:45,548 --> 00:40:47,922 [Len] Richard and I are having an affair. 1052 00:40:48,006 --> 00:40:50,173 ♪♪♪ 1053 00:40:50,256 --> 00:40:52,173 Well, I didn't see that coming. 1054 00:40:52,256 --> 00:40:55,797 ♪♪♪ 1055 00:40:55,881 --> 00:40:58,173 You see, folks? 1056 00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,548 Love is love is love. 1057 00:41:01,631 --> 00:41:03,715 [crying] 1058 00:41:03,797 --> 00:41:05,881 I'm so sorry. 1059 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,756 ♪♪♪ 1060 00:41:08,839 --> 00:41:10,797 [crying] 1061 00:41:10,881 --> 00:41:16,047 ♪♪♪ 1062 00:41:16,131 --> 00:41:18,631 [newscaster speaking indistinctly on television] 1063 00:41:23,006 --> 00:41:26,006 ♪ Ah ♪ 1064 00:41:26,089 --> 00:41:28,964 ♪ rock music ♪ 1065 00:41:29,047 --> 00:41:34,214 ♪♪♪ 1066 00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:47,089 [phone chimes] 1067 00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:50,797 ♪♪♪ 1068 00:41:50,881 --> 00:41:52,089 What are you doing? 1069 00:41:52,173 --> 00:41:55,089 I thought you were asleep. 1070 00:41:57,047 --> 00:41:58,590 Why do you have two phones? 1071 00:41:58,673 --> 00:42:01,131 It's for my mother. It's an international phone. 1072 00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:03,214 Your mother's Patty? 1073 00:42:03,298 --> 00:42:04,548 Patricia, yeah. 1074 00:42:04,631 --> 00:42:06,089 Bullshit. 1075 00:42:06,173 --> 00:42:08,381 [laughs] You don't believe me. 1076 00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:10,131 Should I? 1077 00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,922 You want me to call her? 1078 00:42:12,006 --> 00:42:13,381 It's early there. She's old. 1079 00:42:13,465 --> 00:42:15,839 Probably wake her up, but if you insist... 1080 00:42:17,756 --> 00:42:20,381 [sighs] 1081 00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:22,465 No, it's okay. [laughs] 1082 00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:25,047 All this Ian stuff is making you paranoid. 1083 00:42:25,131 --> 00:42:27,173 Fine. 1084 00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:29,673 - Keep it. - Why? 1085 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,131 You don't trust me, so take it. 1086 00:42:32,214 --> 00:42:33,715 If it rings, answer it, 1087 00:42:33,797 --> 00:42:35,715 and have a nice conversation with me ma. 1088 00:42:35,797 --> 00:42:37,839 Tell her I said hi. 1089 00:42:39,839 --> 00:42:42,756 ♪ Danger Twins' "Gotta Be Yourself" playing ♪ 1090 00:42:42,839 --> 00:42:44,047 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1091 00:42:44,131 --> 00:42:49,214 ♪♪♪ 1092 00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:54,173 ♪ Mama always said gotta be yourself ♪ 1093 00:42:54,256 --> 00:42:56,298 ♪ Gotta be yourself ♪ 1094 00:42:56,381 --> 00:42:58,673 ♪ Mama always said don't worry, don't worry ♪ 1095 00:42:58,756 --> 00:43:00,506 ♪ About no one else ♪ 1096 00:43:00,590 --> 00:43:02,756 ♪♪♪ 1097 00:43:02,839 --> 00:43:05,548 ♪ We do it like we do it, do it ♪ 1098 00:43:05,631 --> 00:43:07,339 ♪♪♪ 1099 00:43:07,423 --> 00:43:09,256 ♪ We do it like we do it, yeah ♪ 1100 00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:10,964 ♪ Gotta be yourself ♪ 1101 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,131 ♪ Gotta be, gotta be yourself ♪ 1102 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:13,881 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1103 00:43:13,964 --> 00:43:16,339 ♪♪♪ 1104 00:43:16,423 --> 00:43:18,590 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1105 00:43:18,673 --> 00:43:20,006 ♪ Daddy always tell me that you gotta be tough ♪ 1106 00:43:20,089 --> 00:43:21,964 ♪ You gotta be tough ♪ 1107 00:43:22,047 --> 00:43:24,131 ♪ Everybody's gonna see what you're made of ♪ 1108 00:43:24,214 --> 00:43:25,548 ♪ What you're made of ♪ 1109 00:43:25,631 --> 00:43:26,881 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1110 00:43:26,964 --> 00:43:29,298 ♪♪♪ 1111 00:43:29,381 --> 00:43:30,756 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1112 00:43:30,839 --> 00:43:33,131 ♪♪♪ 1113 00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:34,715 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1114 00:43:34,797 --> 00:43:36,339 - Hey! - [Lip] Hey. 1115 00:43:36,423 --> 00:43:38,590 [sighs] I got a broken cam bearing. 1116 00:43:38,673 --> 00:43:40,922 Grab that flashlight. Help me take a look. 1117 00:43:41,006 --> 00:43:42,298 Yeah, sure, sure. 1118 00:43:42,381 --> 00:43:43,964 You're in a good mood. 1119 00:43:44,047 --> 00:43:45,548 I'm fucking married. 1120 00:43:45,631 --> 00:43:47,673 That was the best day of my life. 1121 00:43:47,756 --> 00:43:50,756 Uh, yeah. 1122 00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:52,339 Yeah, looks like the breather gear 1123 00:43:52,423 --> 00:43:53,339 took out the cam. 1124 00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:55,590 Eh. Valves are bent too. 1125 00:43:55,673 --> 00:43:56,797 I'm gonna write an estimate. 1126 00:43:56,881 --> 00:43:58,131 Yeah. 1127 00:44:00,881 --> 00:44:03,797 So you and Tami hit it off at the wedding. 1128 00:44:03,881 --> 00:44:04,756 [laughs] Yeah, yeah. 1129 00:44:04,839 --> 00:44:05,715 She's cute. 1130 00:44:05,797 --> 00:44:08,339 Uh, we hooked up. 1131 00:44:08,423 --> 00:44:10,006 She was drunk. Puked on me. 1132 00:44:10,089 --> 00:44:11,256 [laughs] 1133 00:44:11,339 --> 00:44:12,964 Sober sex is weird, huh? 1134 00:44:13,047 --> 00:44:14,922 Take her out on a real date. 1135 00:44:15,006 --> 00:44:17,131 Go out for a steak or something. 1136 00:44:17,214 --> 00:44:20,006 There's nothing like a good woman to ground you. 1137 00:44:20,089 --> 00:44:22,964 She could be the one. You never know. 1138 00:44:23,047 --> 00:44:25,173 Nah, no, I think I'm too busy for anything like that. 1139 00:44:25,256 --> 00:44:26,715 Yeah, because you spend all your time 1140 00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:28,631 hanging out with that ten-year-old girl. 1141 00:44:28,715 --> 00:44:29,631 It's getting kind of skeevy, man. 1142 00:44:29,715 --> 00:44:31,339 Hey. 1143 00:44:31,423 --> 00:44:34,381 She doesn't have anybody else. 1144 00:44:34,465 --> 00:44:35,797 [sighs] 1145 00:44:35,881 --> 00:44:37,381 Call DCFS, bro. 1146 00:44:37,465 --> 00:44:40,131 Shit ain't your problem. 1147 00:44:40,214 --> 00:44:42,047 ♪ rock music ♪ 1148 00:44:42,131 --> 00:44:46,089 ♪ I love my baby ♪ 1149 00:44:46,173 --> 00:44:48,631 ♪ That's why she has to die ♪ 1150 00:44:48,715 --> 00:44:52,256 ♪♪♪ 1151 00:44:52,339 --> 00:44:54,839 ♪ Mm, I love my baby ♪ 1152 00:44:54,922 --> 00:44:56,298 ♪♪♪ 1153 00:44:56,381 --> 00:44:59,423 ♪ That's why she has to die ♪ 1154 00:44:59,506 --> 00:45:03,131 ♪♪♪ 1155 00:45:03,214 --> 00:45:06,673 ♪ Oh, I can't have these feelings for you, girl ♪ 1156 00:45:06,756 --> 00:45:09,423 ♪ I'm not that type of guy ♪ 1157 00:45:09,506 --> 00:45:13,256 ♪♪♪ 1158 00:45:13,339 --> 00:45:16,006 ♪ Mm, I love my baby ♪ 1159 00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:17,381 ♪♪♪ 1160 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:20,797 ♪ You know I love her so ♪ 1161 00:45:20,881 --> 00:45:23,423 [dialing phone] 1162 00:45:23,506 --> 00:45:26,089 ♪ Mm, I love my baby ♪ 1163 00:45:26,173 --> 00:45:27,423 [phone trilling] 1164 00:45:27,506 --> 00:45:31,256 ♪ And that's why she has to go ♪ 1165 00:45:31,339 --> 00:45:33,756 Fuck! No, no, fuck. 1166 00:45:33,839 --> 00:45:36,131 Fuck! 1167 00:45:36,214 --> 00:45:37,881 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 1168 00:45:37,964 --> 00:45:39,298 Fuck, fuck. 1169 00:45:39,381 --> 00:45:41,423 Ugh! 1170 00:45:41,506 --> 00:45:42,881 Fuck. 1171 00:45:42,964 --> 00:45:44,506 Fuck. 1172 00:45:44,590 --> 00:45:45,506 ♪♪♪ 1173 00:45:45,590 --> 00:45:47,715 ♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪ 1174 00:45:47,797 --> 00:45:50,465 ♪ Ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1175 00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,881 ♪ Ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1176 00:45:52,964 --> 00:45:56,006 ♪♪♪ 1177 00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:58,964 [girls laughing] 1178 00:46:00,797 --> 00:46:02,922 They're not even getting tired. 1179 00:46:03,006 --> 00:46:04,506 The dogs are, though. 1180 00:46:04,590 --> 00:46:07,298 [laughter] 1181 00:46:07,381 --> 00:46:09,797 I've got to get them back to their owners 1182 00:46:09,881 --> 00:46:12,715 at some point, you guys. 1183 00:46:12,797 --> 00:46:14,631 Uh, Molly, just ten more minutes, please. 1184 00:46:14,715 --> 00:46:16,715 Your next beer and shot's on the house. 1185 00:46:16,797 --> 00:46:18,465 Hey! 1186 00:46:18,548 --> 00:46:20,339 She's doing a public service. 1187 00:46:20,423 --> 00:46:22,506 [teacher and kids] ♪ How I wonder... ♪ 1188 00:46:22,590 --> 00:46:24,715 Hey, look at that. 1189 00:46:24,797 --> 00:46:28,964 ♪ Up above the world so high... ♪ 1190 00:46:29,047 --> 00:46:30,631 They're so well-behaved. 1191 00:46:30,715 --> 00:46:32,339 They're, like, the same age as the girls, 1192 00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:34,298 and they can sing. 1193 00:46:34,381 --> 00:46:35,964 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ 1194 00:46:36,047 --> 00:46:38,506 - [Veronica] Preschool. - [Kev] Preschool. 1195 00:46:38,590 --> 00:46:42,590 [teacher and kids] ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 1196 00:46:56,506 --> 00:46:59,423 [indistinct chatter] 1197 00:46:59,506 --> 00:47:02,797 [clears throat] 1198 00:47:02,881 --> 00:47:05,173 Hey. How's it going? 1199 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,964 Can I help you? 1200 00:47:07,047 --> 00:47:08,548 Yeah, it's--it's, uh-- it's Lip. 1201 00:47:08,631 --> 00:47:10,423 You know, from the wedding thing. 1202 00:47:10,506 --> 00:47:12,173 Oh, yeah. 1203 00:47:12,256 --> 00:47:14,339 'Sup? 1204 00:47:14,423 --> 00:47:17,590 Brad told me you worked here. It's nice. 1205 00:47:17,673 --> 00:47:19,922 Okay. 1206 00:47:20,006 --> 00:47:22,756 Um... Um... 1207 00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:25,631 Look, I thought maybe you'd want to, uh, 1208 00:47:25,715 --> 00:47:27,173 um, go out to dinner, 1209 00:47:27,256 --> 00:47:28,298 or something. 1210 00:47:28,381 --> 00:47:32,298 Oh, nah. I'm good. 1211 00:47:32,381 --> 00:47:33,881 You're--you're what? 1212 00:47:33,964 --> 00:47:35,673 Look, 1213 00:47:35,756 --> 00:47:38,381 I'm sure in some circles, you're badass, 1214 00:47:38,465 --> 00:47:40,298 or not. I don't know. 1215 00:47:40,381 --> 00:47:41,964 You're just... 1216 00:47:42,047 --> 00:47:43,797 really not that much fun. 1217 00:47:43,881 --> 00:47:45,673 You don't drink, 1218 00:47:45,756 --> 00:47:47,715 you're all angsty about some little girl, 1219 00:47:47,797 --> 00:47:50,298 and you fuck for shit. 1220 00:47:50,381 --> 00:47:52,298 Uh, I don't fuck for shit. 1221 00:47:52,381 --> 00:47:55,131 Oh, yeah, no, you fuck for shit. 1222 00:47:55,214 --> 00:47:57,715 Hey, fuck you, I fuck for shit. 1223 00:47:57,797 --> 00:47:59,797 Have you ever been on the receiving end 1224 00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:01,381 of your fucking? No. 1225 00:48:01,465 --> 00:48:02,881 So how would you even know 1226 00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:04,298 if you fuck for shit? You wouldn't. 1227 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,465 Yeah, well, it's a little difficult 1228 00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:06,922 to not fuck for shit 1229 00:48:07,006 --> 00:48:08,465 when you're standing in a puddle of vomit, 1230 00:48:08,548 --> 00:48:09,590 you know, fucking some gargantuan woman 1231 00:48:09,673 --> 00:48:11,214 in a closet. 1232 00:48:11,298 --> 00:48:12,715 Whatever you need to tell yourself 1233 00:48:12,797 --> 00:48:14,214 - to sleep at night. - No, I'm sorry 1234 00:48:14,298 --> 00:48:16,423 if I wasn't as good as the 73 other best men 1235 00:48:16,506 --> 00:48:17,922 you've had sex with, all right? 1236 00:48:18,006 --> 00:48:19,047 Oh, you weren't. 1237 00:48:19,131 --> 00:48:20,465 No, not by a long shot. 1238 00:48:20,548 --> 00:48:22,214 That was probably the worst lay 1239 00:48:22,298 --> 00:48:23,673 - I've ever had. - Jesus. 1240 00:48:23,756 --> 00:48:26,131 You were all like, jab, jab, jab. 1241 00:48:26,214 --> 00:48:27,673 - Jab, jab, jab, jab, jab, jab! - You know, I didn't even want 1242 00:48:27,756 --> 00:48:28,797 to ask you out to dinner, all right? 1243 00:48:28,881 --> 00:48:30,047 Brad made me do it. 1244 00:48:30,131 --> 00:48:31,756 I was just trying to be a nice guy. 1245 00:48:31,839 --> 00:48:33,673 Nice guy? Okay, well, then you 1246 00:48:33,756 --> 00:48:35,339 should've fucked me good and hard, 1247 00:48:35,423 --> 00:48:37,506 'cause that would've been a nice guy. 1248 00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:39,089 You know, have a good life, pukey. 1249 00:48:39,173 --> 00:48:41,381 Yeah, see you later, jabby. 1250 00:48:42,797 --> 00:48:44,214 [shop bells jingle] 1251 00:48:47,548 --> 00:48:49,797 Hey, Nick! 1252 00:48:49,881 --> 00:48:51,756 [Debbie] You going to the port-a-potty again? 1253 00:48:51,839 --> 00:48:54,214 Third time in the bathroom today? 1254 00:48:54,298 --> 00:48:55,506 Whoo! What's that, 1255 00:48:55,590 --> 00:48:59,339 about 12, 13 minutes, Jacob? 1256 00:48:59,423 --> 00:49:00,964 What's the deal with you, Gallagher? 1257 00:49:01,047 --> 00:49:03,339 You haven't taken a pee break all day. 1258 00:49:03,423 --> 00:49:04,298 Shit, you're right. 1259 00:49:04,381 --> 00:49:06,047 Thanks for reminding me. 1260 00:49:06,131 --> 00:49:08,131 Gonna go right now. 1261 00:49:08,214 --> 00:49:11,089 ♪ rock music ♪ 1262 00:49:11,173 --> 00:49:15,339 ♪♪♪ 1263 00:49:15,423 --> 00:49:17,089 All done. 1264 00:49:17,173 --> 00:49:22,047 ♪♪♪ 1265 00:49:31,631 --> 00:49:33,256 Hi. 1266 00:49:33,339 --> 00:49:35,339 Whatcha doing? 1267 00:49:35,423 --> 00:49:37,839 Signing the loan paperwork to get Ian's bail money, 1268 00:49:37,922 --> 00:49:39,590 and I don't want to hear a word about it. 1269 00:49:39,673 --> 00:49:41,173 Not from me. 1270 00:49:41,256 --> 00:49:42,881 I come bearing burritos. 1271 00:49:44,089 --> 00:49:45,590 Chicken and bean? 1272 00:49:45,673 --> 00:49:47,173 [Ford] Is that what you like? 1273 00:49:47,256 --> 00:49:48,548 Yes. 1274 00:49:48,631 --> 00:49:50,089 Then of course that's what I got. 1275 00:49:55,922 --> 00:49:57,381 Thank you. 1276 00:49:58,423 --> 00:49:59,881 I will-- [laughs] 1277 00:49:59,964 --> 00:50:02,339 I will accept this apology burrito. 1278 00:50:02,423 --> 00:50:04,381 - Apology? - Yeah. 1279 00:50:04,465 --> 00:50:05,839 For keeping it a secret you got two phones. 1280 00:50:05,922 --> 00:50:07,715 Oh, and here I thought you were gonna apologize 1281 00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:09,047 for snooping through my phones. 1282 00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:11,964 Yeah, no, not a chance. 1283 00:50:16,423 --> 00:50:19,298 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 1284 00:50:19,381 --> 00:50:20,797 Did you talk to my mother? 1285 00:50:20,881 --> 00:50:22,339 Nope, never rang. 1286 00:50:22,423 --> 00:50:24,131 I did drop it in the toilet, though. 1287 00:50:24,214 --> 00:50:27,131 I hope it still works. 1288 00:50:29,089 --> 00:50:31,131 - Mmm. - [laughs] 1289 00:50:35,131 --> 00:50:36,548 Took care of your problem, Corporal Gallagher. 1290 00:50:36,631 --> 00:50:38,006 What problem is that? 1291 00:50:38,089 --> 00:50:40,465 Just wanted to prove my loyalty to our platoon, sir. 1292 00:50:40,548 --> 00:50:42,131 The hell are you talking about, cadet? 1293 00:50:42,214 --> 00:50:44,339 Kassidi. Don't worry, sir. 1294 00:50:44,423 --> 00:50:46,339 Nobody will ever find the body. 1295 00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:53,047 ♪ rock music ♪ 1296 00:50:53,131 --> 00:50:58,006 ♪♪♪ 1297 00:51:09,548 --> 00:51:10,839 I have good news. 1298 00:51:10,922 --> 00:51:13,089 Me too. I can get the bail money. 1299 00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:14,465 Our strike ended. 1300 00:51:14,548 --> 00:51:15,839 We were able to negotiate 1301 00:51:15,922 --> 00:51:17,631 peaceable and non-abusive engagements. 1302 00:51:17,715 --> 00:51:19,214 Did you hear what I said? 1303 00:51:19,298 --> 00:51:21,173 I got approval to take a loan 1304 00:51:21,256 --> 00:51:22,214 - against my building. - Now, some of the bangers 1305 00:51:22,298 --> 00:51:23,839 are slow to pick up 1306 00:51:23,922 --> 00:51:25,006 on what that actually means, but, you know, 1307 00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:25,839 with the upbringing they've had, 1308 00:51:25,922 --> 00:51:27,673 I'm not surprised. 1309 00:51:27,756 --> 00:51:29,089 Listen, if I bail you out, are you gonna show up 1310 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,214 for your trial? 1311 00:51:31,298 --> 00:51:34,839 I-I have no idea where Shim's gonna take me, Fiona. 1312 00:51:34,922 --> 00:51:35,797 Who? 1313 00:51:35,881 --> 00:51:37,631 Shim. 1314 00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:38,797 What the hell is a shim? 1315 00:51:38,881 --> 00:51:40,423 [laughs] 1316 00:51:40,506 --> 00:51:41,797 I mean, we have no idea 1317 00:51:41,881 --> 00:51:43,590 if God's a she or a he, do we? 1318 00:51:44,964 --> 00:51:47,089 Oh. 1319 00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:49,047 Shim. 1320 00:51:50,381 --> 00:51:53,006 ♪ Whoa, I got out, I got out ♪ 1321 00:51:53,089 --> 00:51:56,047 ♪ And not a moment too soon ♪ 1322 00:51:56,131 --> 00:51:58,089 [Rosenbaum] Okay. 1323 00:51:58,173 --> 00:51:59,548 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, 1324 00:51:59,631 --> 00:52:01,964 uh, thank you again for your cooperation. 1325 00:52:02,047 --> 00:52:04,548 Uh, we've contacted your other sexual partners. 1326 00:52:04,631 --> 00:52:06,006 Uh, some of you are gonna need to find 1327 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,381 a new yoga instructor. 1328 00:52:07,465 --> 00:52:08,381 Couple of you gentlemen are gonna need 1329 00:52:08,465 --> 00:52:09,839 to look for a new assistant. 1330 00:52:09,922 --> 00:52:10,964 What if I stay with Richard 1331 00:52:11,047 --> 00:52:12,506 every Tuesday, Thursday, 1332 00:52:12,590 --> 00:52:14,423 - and alternating weekend? - Perfect. 1333 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,590 You're gonna become a "thruple"? 1334 00:52:15,673 --> 00:52:17,047 Yep. Thanks, Frank. 1335 00:52:17,131 --> 00:52:19,715 Aww, that's just great. 1336 00:52:19,797 --> 00:52:22,047 [laughs] Let's go, boys. 1337 00:52:22,131 --> 00:52:23,881 [sighs] So, 1338 00:52:23,964 --> 00:52:25,131 we made it to the other side. 1339 00:52:25,214 --> 00:52:29,173 Who knew STDs could bring so much happiness? 1340 00:52:29,256 --> 00:52:31,922 Hey, Gallagher. 1341 00:52:32,006 --> 00:52:33,548 I want to thank you for showing me 1342 00:52:33,631 --> 00:52:35,631 what a raging whore my wife is. 1343 00:52:35,715 --> 00:52:37,214 Well, now, come on-- 1344 00:52:37,298 --> 00:52:40,256 [gasps] 1345 00:52:40,339 --> 00:52:42,881 [groans] 1346 00:52:42,964 --> 00:52:44,922 [Irene] Call me, Frank. 1347 00:52:45,006 --> 00:52:47,047 ♪ And not a moment too soon ♪ 1348 00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:49,339 ♪ Oh, not a moment too soon ♪ 1349 00:52:49,423 --> 00:52:50,922 ♪ yeah ♪ 1350 00:52:51,006 --> 00:52:53,006 Hey, Jacob! 1351 00:52:53,089 --> 00:52:54,506 Looks like I'm the only one who didn't take 1352 00:52:54,590 --> 00:52:56,006 a pee break today. 1353 00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:57,214 Guess you have no choice but to pay me 1354 00:52:57,298 --> 00:52:58,506 the same as the guys. 1355 00:52:58,590 --> 00:52:59,631 $18 an hour, please. 1356 00:52:59,715 --> 00:53:01,131 Okay, fine. 1357 00:53:01,214 --> 00:53:03,423 You'll see it in your next paycheck, Jugs. 1358 00:53:03,506 --> 00:53:04,673 Thanks. 1359 00:53:08,423 --> 00:53:10,797 "Jugs"? 1360 00:53:10,881 --> 00:53:13,797 ♪ jaunty music ♪ 1361 00:53:13,881 --> 00:53:17,047 ♪♪♪ 1362 00:53:17,131 --> 00:53:19,339 What the hell is this? 1363 00:53:19,423 --> 00:53:22,922 ♪♪♪ 1364 00:53:23,006 --> 00:53:27,506 ♪ I've been getting vibes so fresh and clean ♪ 1365 00:53:27,590 --> 00:53:30,465 ♪ I can feel the sunshine calling me ♪ 86427