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Oh, for fuck's sake. What
were you doing last week
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that was so important
you missed the episode?
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Well, here it is.
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Unless you wanna watch us.
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Fuck off.
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Yeah, fuck off.
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I was at Betty Ford three times.
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It didn't work for me.
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You cleaned me up in five days.
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Nora-Jean's folks are
gonna give you $2,500
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for the Beaver Trap Detox Special.
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I'm ready to go back to who I was...
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An upstanding citizen.
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I believe in second chances.
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Welcome to Lumber Lawn and
Lighting, Mr. Gallagher.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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My stupid dad just walked in.
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- You want to get out of here?
- Yeah, sure.
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Joplin, here we come.
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Farhad doesn't want any E,
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so he said he'll drive first.
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You might want to think about
finding that new sponsor now.
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Hey, your kid needs you.
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Check for the church.
It's a down payment.
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- Who are you?
- The youth shelter.
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Wait, the shelter is you and Trevor?
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And I'm over feeling guilty
for wanting to better myself.
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I promised those kids
that church, Fiona.
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Find another fuckin' church!
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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I mean, it's incredibly unfair.
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What pisses me off most
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is that Ian knows I'm
not against a shelter
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for those kids.
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I love screwdrivers.
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It's just...
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not in my backyard.
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There. I fuckin' said it,
and I didn't catch on fire.
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The thing is, when you're
screwing something hard...
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It's not like I'm some rich jerkoff
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who's worried that his
view is gonna be spoiled
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by a bunch of homeless people.
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It's just satisfying.
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Are you even listening to me complain?
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No.
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But you are his sister.
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You think he'd be on your side.
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Right. It's my own family.
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If I screw up this apartment
building investment,
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I'm gonna be the one
living in a shelter.
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I've put everything I've got into this.
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Blood, sweat... uh!
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Oh, fuck.
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- Is that Mrs. Cardinal?
- Did she ever pay?
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No. I gave her a week three weeks ago.
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All I've heard since is a bark.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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No more fake dog barking.
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There's a water leak coming
from your apartment.
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I have to come in.
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I'm coming in.
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Mrs. Cardinal?
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Jesus, that smell.
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Oh, God.
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Mrs. Cardinal!
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God!
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Ugh.
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Pfff.
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This is a fire hazard.
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And...
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all sorts of other hazards.
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God, I can feel diseases
crawling up my legs.
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Hi.
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There really is a dog.
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Hi.
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Oh, fuck!
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No. No, no, no.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God, no.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no.
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No, don't do that.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck!
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Hey there, sweetie.
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Aren't you the cutest little thing?
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Are you the cutest little thing?
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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- Hey, Ness.
- She okay?
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No, Mrs. Cardinal's dead.
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Oh, gosh.
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Yeah, probably for a few days.
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- That's terrible.
- Yeah.
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This little love bunny... you
just need some love, don't you?
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Don't you? Yes, you do.
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Yes, you do.
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Ness, there's... there's something
you should probably know
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about that dog.
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What?
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You're up with the sun, my son.
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I had to drop Fiona off at her building
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so I could use her car to fake Uber.
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Did you feed the junkie?
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Yeah. She said she was cured
and wanted to go home.
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That's what they all say.
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You water her after school for me?
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I should get more.
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Junkies are nasty.
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Son, addiction is a disease.
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Try not to judge the
afflicted by the curse.
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- Shit.
- What's wrong?
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Mm, I asked the Academy
if they'd help me out
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or anything, you know?
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But they turned me down flat.
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Damn Comanche gets a full
ride, and I don't get a cent.
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Difficult to begrudge
a little restitution
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for our Native American brothers.
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How much more you need?
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After the junkie downstairs,
I'll still be $4,227 short
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for this first semester.
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What if I give you $5,000 to kill Fiona?
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Murder's a capital crime, Ian.
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I'd do it for ten.
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You should be doing it
as a public service.
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And what, pray tell, is this?
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That is a letter, Frank.
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I beg to differ.
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It is, in fact, my invitation
to the middle class.
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My first non-fraudulent credit card.
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I am officially in the club.
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Somebody at the credit card
company is losing their job.
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Au contraire.
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I'm as reliable as rain in Seattle.
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In fact, you are looking
at Employee of the Month.
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I'm getting my photograph
taken for the Wall of Fame.
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- I gotta make money.
- Yo, drop me off at Patsy's?
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Five bucks.
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You're heading that direction anyway.
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So?
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It's quite an honor.
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Only freaks at my school
get Student of the Month.
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That's different.
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I was sort of hoping he'd
show up at the meeting.
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Shit, he could be dead for all we know.
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You try the police?
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Yeah. Nothing.
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Last bender, he disappeared
for three weeks.
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Jesus, three weeks?
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- Hey.
- He's not at the shop.
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Hasn't been there.
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You try Cami?
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Yeah, she's not picking up.
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Yeah.
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I never should've gone
back to work for him.
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He was sober for so
long, I thought maybe
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he had his shit together this time.
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He's a drunk. Drunks drink.
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It's a setback. People have setbacks.
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All addicts are narcissists.
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I don't even know what that means,
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but if it means asshole, I agree.
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- What are we gonna do?
- What do you mean?
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W-we can't just sit here, right?
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The guy's self-destructing.
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He's on his own.
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No.
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No, I don't... I don't accept that.
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What you do or don't accept
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doesn't have anything to do with it.
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All right, well, I'm gonna look for him.
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I-I mean, maybe he's at Cami's.
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Mm, not likely.
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She tossed his ass out.
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Maybe his fuckin' battery ran out.
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Okay? Maybe he's sleeping
it off somewhere.
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Who knows?
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I'll find him.
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Come on.
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- I need your help.
- Me?
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Yeah, who'd be better at
finding a drunk than you?
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No, no, no. You cannot come yet.
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Not yet.
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Now you may come.
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Oh!
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Ah!
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When you do as you're told,
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you get rewards.
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Frank, are we poor?
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No. You saw my new credit
card this morning.
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We're on the climb, son.
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Frank Gallagher is ascendant!
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Then why do we walk to school
when everyone else drives?
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Well, we're more dedicated to
the survival of the planet,
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reducing carbon emissions.
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Besides, walking's good exercise.
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So we are poor.
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Relatively, yes.
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'K. See ya.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Don't.
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It's just...
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You know.
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I thought I'd seen your
orgasm face before,
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but that...
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I've never seen that before.
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Like a whole body freak-out.
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It was good.
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Is that why you guys have me go first?
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So you can get me out of the way?
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So you can have your
exclusive girl party?
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You're my man. You know that.
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It's not a man that you want.
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You came like your head
was gonna explode.
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I have great orgasms
with you, too, babe.
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All the orgasms that
you've ever had by me...
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The-the-the swing set,
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the alley behind the Safeway...
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You never once had a spas-gasm.
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She's a woman.
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She knows a woman's body.
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Well, great, V.
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If a woman knows a woman's
body so much better,
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maybe I should start doing guys,
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since they know guys' bodies better.
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Maybe then I can have a spas-gasm.
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- You're not gay.
- You don't know that!
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You don't know that. I might be.
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I might be gay. Part-gay.
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Okay. Go ahead. Suck a dick.
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Maybe I will. Maybe I
will go suck a dick.
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I could be all gender-liquid like you.
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- You don't know.
- You mean gender fluid?
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Fluids, liquids, whatever.
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Fair's fair, right?
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You get to be with another girl, fine.
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Well, I'm gonna be with a man.
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We'll see how okay you are with
it when you peek in the shower
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and you see me coming all over some guy
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who isn't you, and you weren't invited.
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I'd like to peek in shower when
you come all over a man, too.
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No! No!
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You're not invited, and neither are you.
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When I do gay shit, it is just for me.
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I gotta go to work.
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You two just...
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lick each other like cats all day
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while I'm gone.
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Best idea he's ever had.
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Mm-mm, four times this
morning is enough.
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Four?
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So what do I do now?
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You guys contact next of kin?
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Yes, ma'am. If we can locate any.
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I'm sorry, I... I don't
have any information.
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It's not unusual.
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I only saw her a couple times.
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Nobody visited.
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She was pretty much a shut-in.
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So...
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what about all this?
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Technically, it goes to her heirs.
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If any turn up.
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If you do turn something up,
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an address book, anything,
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give me a call.
267
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:49,560
Thanks. Sure.
268
00:12:50,364 --> 00:12:53,783
Hm. Kind of a cute dog.
269
00:12:53,784 --> 00:12:56,196
Yeah. Not so sure after what I saw.
270
00:12:56,197 --> 00:12:58,621
I called animal control.
They'll be by to pick him up.
271
00:12:58,622 --> 00:13:00,137
What'll happen to him?
272
00:13:00,138 --> 00:13:02,834
They put 'em down once
they've eaten human flesh.
273
00:13:02,835 --> 00:13:04,502
- Jesus.
- Good luck.
274
00:13:04,503 --> 00:13:05,504
Yeah.
275
00:13:13,387 --> 00:13:14,929
Oh, hey. Hey, Rusty?
276
00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:16,764
Gotta stay here, buddy. Okay?
277
00:13:19,051 --> 00:13:21,426
Stay here and wait for the executioner.
278
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:24,856
Sorry your friend is dead.
279
00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:30,117
- Morning, Kev.
- Mornin'.
280
00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:31,156
What can I get you?
281
00:13:31,157 --> 00:13:32,517
Can I get a coffee, two sugars,
282
00:13:32,518 --> 00:13:33,985
and a bran muffin, please?
283
00:13:35,784 --> 00:13:37,841
- What's up?
- Hey, what's up, man?
284
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,928
Hey, can I ask you something?
285
00:13:44,627 --> 00:13:45,793
Yeah, sure. Shoot.
286
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,754
How did you know you were gay?
287
00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:50,673
Were you, like, straight,
288
00:13:50,674 --> 00:13:52,612
and then started experimenting
289
00:13:52,613 --> 00:13:55,251
and just decided that you
liked being gay more?
290
00:13:56,027 --> 00:13:59,514
I... guess I just kinda knew.
291
00:13:59,515 --> 00:14:02,283
So you were always positive
that you were into dudes more?
292
00:14:03,062 --> 00:14:05,177
I... no, I guess not really.
293
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,314
You know when you're younger,
294
00:14:06,315 --> 00:14:07,565
everyone tells you that you're
295
00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:08,733
supposed to be into girls.
296
00:14:08,734 --> 00:14:10,276
So I, uh... I kinda went
297
00:14:10,277 --> 00:14:11,611
through this weird phase in fifth grade
298
00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:12,695
where I was really into
299
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:14,697
this chick Carrie Yazel,
300
00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:16,721
but I'm pretty sure it's
just 'cause she was the one
301
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:17,947
who looked most like a dude.
302
00:14:17,948 --> 00:14:19,639
Eh, it wasn't until, uh...
303
00:14:20,352 --> 00:14:21,954
Until what?
304
00:14:21,955 --> 00:14:23,413
Justin Timberlake.
305
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,329
Yeah.
306
00:14:25,889 --> 00:14:27,377
- He's hot.
- Yep.
307
00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,628
Are you attracted to me?
308
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,806
- No.
- Why not?
309
00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:34,430
I'm not hot?
310
00:14:34,431 --> 00:14:36,142
Yeah. But I mean...
311
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,766
Ian, soy latte no foam, extra hot.
312
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:40,686
Two sugars and a muffin.
313
00:14:40,687 --> 00:14:41,891
Yours is paid for.
314
00:14:41,892 --> 00:14:43,101
The guy at the end of the counter.
315
00:14:49,108 --> 00:14:50,639
I gotta run.
316
00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:03,371
You buy my muffin?
317
00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:04,456
Yeah.
318
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,281
Are you hitting on me?
319
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,527
Excuse me?
320
00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:10,842
Are you trying to fuck me?
321
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,755
N-n-no.
322
00:15:12,756 --> 00:15:14,579
No, I j... I just... I, uh... no.
323
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,900
'Cause it's not a... It's not
a bad thing if you were.
324
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:18,261
I'm not offended.
325
00:15:19,243 --> 00:15:21,029
And I'm not saying no.
326
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,558
I'm... I'm sorry. I
didn't mean it like that.
327
00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:25,935
Um, once a week, I... I
try and do a good deed.
328
00:15:25,936 --> 00:15:27,592
- So...
- So you're not hitting on me?
329
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,730
No. No. No, no.
330
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,273
It was totally random. Ah...
331
00:15:30,274 --> 00:15:31,816
I really... I hope you're not offended,
332
00:15:31,817 --> 00:15:32,984
because, you know, I... I just...
333
00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:34,944
You're a good-looking dude
and everything, I'm just...
334
00:15:34,945 --> 00:15:36,572
No, I'm straight, so.
335
00:15:38,449 --> 00:15:40,097
Oh.
336
00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:41,824
Oh, okay. Thanks.
337
00:15:41,825 --> 00:15:43,411
Yeah. Sure.
338
00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:45,163
Have a nice day.
339
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,308
Is that code?
340
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,670
For what? No.
341
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:54,172
No, it's not code for anything.
342
00:15:54,173 --> 00:15:55,716
It just means "have a nice day."
343
00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:58,040
Right.
344
00:15:59,261 --> 00:16:00,344
Okay, sorry.
345
00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:01,513
No. Okay.
346
00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:03,890
Have a nice day.
347
00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:09,604
The fuck?
348
00:16:11,148 --> 00:16:14,317
If you do find him,
don't bring him back.
349
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:15,847
Unless he's sober.
350
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:19,072
He used up all nine of his lives.
351
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:23,067
Brad's been a rock for us.
352
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:26,014
And we want to return the favor.
353
00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:35,171
- Would you mind?
- Oh.
354
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:36,704
I'll get the tea.
355
00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:39,635
It's so nice having somebody to talk to.
356
00:16:42,888 --> 00:16:44,773
We waited four years...
357
00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:47,753
Four years...
358
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,134
To have a baby,
359
00:16:51,313 --> 00:16:53,746
hoping Brad could handle it.
360
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:56,557
Thank you.
361
00:16:57,069 --> 00:17:00,531
And the second we do,
he goes off the wagon.
362
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:06,244
Listen, Cami, you should be pissed,
363
00:17:06,245 --> 00:17:08,913
of course, but it's a disease,
364
00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:10,570
you know, and he's fighting it.
365
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:14,001
I can't be worried about two babies.
366
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:17,171
I have to be worried about where
the next paycheck is coming from
367
00:17:17,172 --> 00:17:18,965
and then feeding that one!
368
00:17:23,158 --> 00:17:24,470
You're a natural.
369
00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:26,598
Uh, I think it was all him.
370
00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:35,898
There you go. There you go.
371
00:17:35,899 --> 00:17:38,442
Oh, hey there.
372
00:17:38,443 --> 00:17:40,070
I know.
373
00:17:41,897 --> 00:17:43,441
Oh, sorry.
374
00:17:48,227 --> 00:17:49,746
I love Brad.
375
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,849
Sober Brad.
376
00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:57,296
If he wants to kill himself...
377
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,481
he has to leave us out of it.
378
00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:05,678
Cami.
379
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,290
Any chance you can track
Brad on your phone?
380
00:18:55,604 --> 00:18:57,104
Oh, my God.
381
00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,773
Hey. Did we?
382
00:18:58,774 --> 00:19:00,525
Like four times.
383
00:19:01,213 --> 00:19:03,454
Uh, did we use any...
384
00:19:03,455 --> 00:19:05,776
Well, I did try to pull
out the first time.
385
00:19:06,698 --> 00:19:08,783
No. Damn it!
386
00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:10,451
- No!
- What's wrong?
387
00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:12,370
- I'm pregnant!
- What?
388
00:19:12,371 --> 00:19:13,514
You can't know already.
389
00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,539
Hi, good morning, Franny.
390
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:17,124
Oh, hi.
391
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,918
Ooh. Mm.
392
00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:20,711
I do know. I can feel it.
393
00:19:20,712 --> 00:19:22,338
I'm ovulating.
394
00:19:22,339 --> 00:19:24,257
My boobs are already twice as big.
395
00:19:24,258 --> 00:19:26,842
Oh, my God, I can feel your
sperm attacking my egg!
396
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:28,185
Oh, God.
397
00:19:28,186 --> 00:19:30,554
I am not gonna make the
same mistake twice.
398
00:19:30,555 --> 00:19:32,181
No, Franny, uh, you're not a mistake.
399
00:19:32,182 --> 00:19:33,670
That's not what I mean.
400
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,226
Okay, I'm gonna go to the pharmacy.
401
00:19:35,227 --> 00:19:36,530
I need to get the morning after pill.
402
00:19:36,531 --> 00:19:38,604
Can you watch Franny and
give me your car keys?
403
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:40,356
What's the big hurry?
404
00:19:40,357 --> 00:19:42,066
What's the big hurry?!
405
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,360
I've got less than 67 hours...
406
00:19:44,361 --> 00:19:45,984
To swallow that pill.
407
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,488
Or else I'm going to have
to make the same decision
408
00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:48,731
that led me to have Franny,
409
00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:50,638
whom I love more than
anything in the world,
410
00:19:50,639 --> 00:19:52,439
but if that little seed plants itself,
411
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,912
I'm not for sure certain that
I can get it scraped out!
412
00:19:54,913 --> 00:19:57,081
And I've already got my
hands pretty goddamn full,
413
00:19:57,082 --> 00:19:59,041
so do not tell me to chill the fuck out!
414
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,587
Thank you. I'll be back.
415
00:20:03,588 --> 00:20:05,324
- Um...
- What?!
416
00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:07,300
Actually, we did it Thursday, too.
417
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:10,553
Fuck!
418
00:20:17,227 --> 00:20:18,644
Really?
419
00:20:18,645 --> 00:20:19,979
It's three bucks, Frank.
420
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:22,023
Cash is obsolete and dirty.
421
00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:23,793
Who the hell gave you a credit card?
422
00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:27,116
I love shopping from the
convenience of my own home.
423
00:20:27,117 --> 00:20:28,529
Look at that.
424
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,740
Got same-day delivery.
425
00:20:30,741 --> 00:20:33,284
What the hell could you
possibly need the same day
426
00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:34,368
besides more booze?
427
00:20:34,369 --> 00:20:36,829
You know, that's a miracle
when you think about it.
428
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,664
By pressing "buy,"
429
00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:42,209
I put an entire world in motion
430
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,545
to meet my personal needs.
431
00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:47,757
I am no longer fettered
by the necessity to visit
432
00:20:47,758 --> 00:20:52,000
stinky malls and rub shoulders
with the great unwashed.
433
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,611
Here we go.
434
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:56,297
Voila. Bring it to me.
435
00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:59,143
- What are you getting?
- I already guessed booze.
436
00:20:59,144 --> 00:21:00,519
An automobile.
437
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,285
Emphasis on "auto."
438
00:21:02,286 --> 00:21:04,065
You bought a car online?!
439
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,317
No money down, no payments
for three months.
440
00:21:06,318 --> 00:21:07,651
It's practically free.
441
00:21:07,652 --> 00:21:09,028
You see, this is what it's like
442
00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:10,571
to be in the inner circle.
443
00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:12,323
To be one of the "haves."
444
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:14,757
Oh, shit.
445
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:18,094
I wonder if I should have gotten
the air-conditioned seats?
446
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,504
For my tushy.
447
00:21:29,591 --> 00:21:30,831
Excuse me?
448
00:21:31,684 --> 00:21:32,924
May I help you, miss?
449
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,678
Hi. I can't find the morning after pill.
450
00:21:34,679 --> 00:21:35,930
Yes, uh, we keep those
behind the counter.
451
00:21:35,931 --> 00:21:38,316
Could I get one? Do you sell loosies?
452
00:21:38,317 --> 00:21:41,644
Yes, ma'am, uh, that would
be $46.87 plus tax...
453
00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:43,294
if I had any more.
454
00:21:43,908 --> 00:21:44,980
What do you mean?
455
00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:46,857
I am fresh out. Sorry.
456
00:21:46,858 --> 00:21:48,484
People stock up on the weekends,
457
00:21:48,485 --> 00:21:50,406
especially since the casino opened.
458
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,074
Goddamn it.
459
00:21:57,744 --> 00:21:59,036
Shit.
460
00:21:59,037 --> 00:22:00,696
Fat lot of help you are,
461
00:22:00,697 --> 00:22:02,081
sittin' here.
462
00:22:05,502 --> 00:22:08,212
Come on, Fiona, just get through it.
463
00:22:51,798 --> 00:22:53,383
Really?
464
00:22:58,972 --> 00:23:00,346
May I help you?
465
00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:02,975
Yes, hi. I called in an order
for the morning after pill.
466
00:23:02,976 --> 00:23:04,018
No, you didn't.
467
00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:05,186
It's not by prescription.
468
00:23:05,187 --> 00:23:07,271
Uh, yes, I...
469
00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:08,356
please?
470
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:11,932
$65 and your ID, please.
471
00:23:12,486 --> 00:23:14,153
Yes, thank you.
472
00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:20,515
Sorry, you have to be 17 in
Missouri to buy the pill.
473
00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:21,911
What?
474
00:23:21,912 --> 00:23:23,734
No. I'm almost 17.
475
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,300
That's ridiculous.
476
00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:27,442
If I'm not 17, I have
to have another baby?
477
00:23:27,443 --> 00:23:29,085
That doesn't even make any sense.
478
00:23:31,379 --> 00:23:33,338
Well, what am I supposed to do?
479
00:23:35,157 --> 00:23:36,926
God. Fuckin' Missouri.
480
00:23:46,895 --> 00:23:48,354
That's his truck.
481
00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,317
The hell is that sticking
out of the truck?
482
00:23:56,738 --> 00:23:58,656
I think it's Michael Jordan's arm.
483
00:23:58,657 --> 00:24:00,366
United Center?
484
00:24:00,367 --> 00:24:02,274
You got to be fucking kidding me.
485
00:24:03,161 --> 00:24:04,788
Apparently he looted a bakery.
486
00:24:07,749 --> 00:24:10,251
Okay. Shit's now getting dark.
487
00:24:10,252 --> 00:24:12,253
What are we gonna find next, a body?
488
00:24:12,254 --> 00:24:13,920
Why do you even care about this dude?
489
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:14,964
He's a psycho.
490
00:24:14,965 --> 00:24:16,424
Done worse.
491
00:24:18,009 --> 00:24:20,010
Oh, it's extensions, see?
492
00:24:20,011 --> 00:24:21,794
So? What does that even mean?
493
00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,264
It's like a goddamn puzzle.
494
00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:24,682
It means he's a drunk.
495
00:24:24,683 --> 00:24:25,891
Come on, help me get the arm.
496
00:24:25,892 --> 00:24:27,685
Why?
497
00:24:27,686 --> 00:24:29,570
'Cause if Bulls fans
find it in Brad's truck,
498
00:24:29,571 --> 00:24:31,021
they're gonna skin him alive.
499
00:24:31,022 --> 00:24:32,402
Come on.
500
00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:34,525
What the hell are you gonna do with it?
501
00:24:34,526 --> 00:24:36,610
Oh, it weighs like 1,000 pounds.
502
00:24:36,611 --> 00:24:38,237
Yeah, I know.
503
00:24:51,626 --> 00:24:54,336
Excuse me, ma'am? Would
you please help me?
504
00:24:54,337 --> 00:24:56,589
I made a mistake and I'm trying
to take responsibility for it.
505
00:24:56,590 --> 00:24:57,985
I had a little bit too much to drink,
506
00:24:57,986 --> 00:24:59,633
and I didn't use any protection.
507
00:24:59,634 --> 00:25:01,510
Would you be so kind as to buy
me the morning after pill?
508
00:25:01,511 --> 00:25:03,387
- Of course.
- Really?
509
00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:05,306
I really appreciate that.
510
00:25:05,307 --> 00:25:06,390
Thank you.
511
00:25:06,391 --> 00:25:07,698
Sisters gotta stick together.
512
00:25:20,917 --> 00:25:23,032
Have you guys ever experimented?
513
00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:24,879
Like in chemistry class?
514
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,732
- I took shop.
- Me too.
515
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,370
No, not a chemistry experiment.
516
00:25:28,371 --> 00:25:29,658
But, like, you know...
517
00:25:31,341 --> 00:25:32,341
sexually?
518
00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:35,252
No.
519
00:25:35,253 --> 00:25:36,754
Nope.
520
00:25:36,755 --> 00:25:39,680
Oh, you mean like rolling her over?
521
00:25:42,648 --> 00:25:44,691
No. Forget it.
522
00:25:51,770 --> 00:25:54,688
Jesus!
523
00:25:54,689 --> 00:25:56,607
Who died?
524
00:25:56,608 --> 00:26:00,569
Gotta look sharp for my Employee
of the Month portrait session.
525
00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:03,614
Just another rung up the ladder, boys.
526
00:26:03,615 --> 00:26:07,149
Dress for the job you want,
not for the job you have.
527
00:26:11,956 --> 00:26:13,707
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, Franny.
528
00:26:13,708 --> 00:26:16,335
Good morning. How are you? It's Mommy.
529
00:26:16,336 --> 00:26:17,981
I'll be back in just a few minutes.
530
00:26:19,087 --> 00:26:20,201
Oh, sweetie.
531
00:26:20,202 --> 00:26:22,132
I know someday you may
want a brother or sister,
532
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,887
but... right now I need to make sure
533
00:26:23,888 --> 00:26:26,061
I can finish welding school
so I can get a sweet job
534
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,846
and we can get a house,
535
00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,530
a yard, and a swing set...
536
00:26:29,531 --> 00:26:31,600
how about that? Wouldn't that be fun?
537
00:26:31,601 --> 00:26:33,071
But right now if I had another baby,
538
00:26:33,072 --> 00:26:34,812
that would be a really big disaster.
539
00:26:34,813 --> 00:26:36,522
Hey, did you get it?
540
00:26:37,816 --> 00:26:39,075
Hey!
541
00:26:40,236 --> 00:26:41,985
Where's my pill?!
542
00:26:41,986 --> 00:26:44,697
No fucking way!
543
00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:48,659
Give me back my money!
544
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:50,285
Get off of me!
545
00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:52,204
You slut!
546
00:26:52,205 --> 00:26:53,737
Mama.
547
00:26:58,631 --> 00:26:59,712
Damn.
548
00:27:00,632 --> 00:27:01,744
Hey.
549
00:27:04,843 --> 00:27:07,219
You are so beautiful.
550
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:10,431
Thanks.
551
00:27:10,432 --> 00:27:11,974
You know what I just realized?
552
00:27:12,636 --> 00:27:14,309
Is something wrong?
553
00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,770
If I were gay, I would be all over you.
554
00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:19,273
You're gorgeous, and I
already love you, but...
555
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:22,443
I'm just not interested in your vagina.
556
00:27:22,444 --> 00:27:25,028
And that tells me that
I'm not a lesbian.
557
00:27:25,029 --> 00:27:26,186
Simple logic.
558
00:27:26,628 --> 00:27:28,980
Does this have anything to
do with the Russian invasion
559
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,201
of your pussoir again?
560
00:27:31,202 --> 00:27:34,246
There's something about that
angry bitch that gets me off
561
00:27:34,247 --> 00:27:37,115
even when I want to stab her
with a rusty carving knife.
562
00:27:37,116 --> 00:27:38,835
It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
563
00:27:39,711 --> 00:27:42,264
You like it when she bosses you around.
564
00:27:42,265 --> 00:27:44,506
I do not like it. It pisses me off.
565
00:27:44,507 --> 00:27:46,171
Well, it doesn't piss off your vagina.
566
00:27:46,779 --> 00:27:49,345
V, you like to be dominated.
567
00:27:49,346 --> 00:27:51,806
Dominated? Have you met me?
568
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,136
I brought you the schedule.
569
00:28:01,733 --> 00:28:05,194
Melody can't do Wednesdays
'cause of her mom's chemo,
570
00:28:05,195 --> 00:28:07,821
and Sierra can't do Saturday mornings
571
00:28:07,822 --> 00:28:09,239
'cause of Lucas's T-ball,
572
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,783
so switch those and they're good.
573
00:28:12,285 --> 00:28:15,412
This is the most fucked
up place I've ever seen.
574
00:28:15,413 --> 00:28:17,581
So the old lady died?
575
00:28:17,582 --> 00:28:19,281
Her name was Helen.
576
00:28:20,543 --> 00:28:22,794
Her husband got killed in Vietnam.
577
00:28:22,795 --> 00:28:24,839
Look.
578
00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:28,753
She was pregnant.
579
00:28:29,594 --> 00:28:31,094
See?
580
00:28:31,095 --> 00:28:32,931
It was a little girl.
581
00:28:36,768 --> 00:28:38,560
They got married just down the block
582
00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:39,729
right before he shipped out.
583
00:28:41,231 --> 00:28:44,191
May 12th, 1972.
584
00:28:44,192 --> 00:28:46,277
New Covenant Baptist Church.
585
00:28:49,197 --> 00:28:51,025
I mean, that could be me, V.
586
00:28:51,673 --> 00:28:54,325
An old lady, dying alone.
587
00:28:54,953 --> 00:28:57,768
Nothing but purple
clothes in the closet.
588
00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,206
Nope.
589
00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:00,874
You're not gettin' rid of me.
590
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,662
And I will never let you wear purple.
591
00:29:04,963 --> 00:29:07,317
Quit screwing around and
clean this shit out.
592
00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:11,793
Dominated? Really?
593
00:29:12,591 --> 00:29:14,444
Do you have a better explanation?
594
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:42,833
The lesson here
595
00:29:42,834 --> 00:29:44,376
is that in America,
596
00:29:44,377 --> 00:29:46,837
if you keep your head
down and work hard,
597
00:29:46,838 --> 00:29:48,464
you will be rewarded.
598
00:29:50,508 --> 00:29:51,883
Hm.
599
00:29:51,884 --> 00:29:52,884
Come on up.
600
00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:09,599
Does it have Bluetooth?
601
00:30:12,947 --> 00:30:14,156
Crank it.
602
00:30:16,868 --> 00:30:18,192
Let's ride.
603
00:30:24,435 --> 00:30:25,734
- Whore!
- Redneck!
604
00:30:25,735 --> 00:30:26,950
- Baby killer!
- Fuckin' thief!
605
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:29,535
How would you like it if somebody
scraped you of their vagina?!
606
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,603
Oh, I would be fuckin' fine with it...
607
00:30:30,604 --> 00:30:31,656
How would you like that?!
608
00:30:31,657 --> 00:30:33,205
Because it would mean I'd never
met a stupid cunt like you
609
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,875
who thinks she knows what to do
with other people's uteruses!
610
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,388
One of these bitches better
make bail before dark
611
00:30:38,389 --> 00:30:39,890
or it's gonna be a long damn night.
612
00:30:59,884 --> 00:31:01,290
If you want to experiment,
613
00:31:01,291 --> 00:31:03,117
you should do so with
experienced teacher.
614
00:31:03,118 --> 00:31:04,998
Yeah, maybe, but I just
don't feel very gay.
615
00:31:04,999 --> 00:31:06,797
Man, woman... What
difference does it make
616
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:08,434
if you get pleasure?
617
00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:10,962
A cock is nothing more
than a deformed clitoris.
618
00:31:13,591 --> 00:31:14,841
I don't have very good gay-dar.
619
00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:15,920
I wouldn't know where to look.
620
00:31:15,921 --> 00:31:18,367
Do not look past the
trees to the forest.
621
00:31:18,368 --> 00:31:19,846
What the hell does that mean?
622
00:31:19,847 --> 00:31:21,426
Is that some Russian
proverb or something?
623
00:31:21,427 --> 00:31:23,263
'Cause it's very confusing
and not helping.
624
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,021
Hm?
625
00:31:28,022 --> 00:31:29,523
What?
626
00:31:29,524 --> 00:31:31,983
- Don Wessel's kid?
- Mmm.
627
00:31:31,984 --> 00:31:34,778
He was first team all-city
linebacker a few years ago.
628
00:31:45,790 --> 00:31:47,209
Oh, my God.
629
00:31:48,084 --> 00:31:50,253
Grandma said she was crazy, but...
630
00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:53,221
wow.
631
00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:56,520
Hi. I'm Fiona.
632
00:31:56,521 --> 00:31:57,972
Are you her daughter?
633
00:31:57,973 --> 00:31:59,636
No, I'm her niece.
634
00:31:59,637 --> 00:32:01,471
Her daughter's been dead for years.
635
00:32:01,472 --> 00:32:03,255
I was Helen's landlady.
636
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,189
Sylvie. The police called.
637
00:32:06,644 --> 00:32:08,812
I'm her only relative, I guess.
638
00:32:08,813 --> 00:32:10,053
You didn't know her?
639
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:11,513
No. Not really.
640
00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:14,666
- Huh.
- Ugh, this is awful.
641
00:32:15,445 --> 00:32:18,697
Yeah. She was alone
here for a long time.
642
00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:20,339
Except for this little guy.
643
00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:25,829
She hadn't spoken to
the family for years.
644
00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:27,456
Any idea why?
645
00:32:27,457 --> 00:32:29,598
Her and Grandma fought about something.
646
00:32:30,543 --> 00:32:32,001
Strange, huh?
647
00:32:32,002 --> 00:32:33,755
Whole life, no forgiveness.
648
00:32:36,343 --> 00:32:37,716
Yeah, that's a shame.
649
00:32:38,383 --> 00:32:40,449
So I'm the lucky heir to all of this?
650
00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:41,966
Lucky you.
651
00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:44,181
I'll leave you to look through it all.
652
00:32:44,182 --> 00:32:46,183
It just looks like a bunch of garbage.
653
00:32:46,184 --> 00:32:47,714
Well, I did find a few photos...
654
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:50,827
I'm gonna call my husband.
Bring in some reinforcements.
655
00:32:52,023 --> 00:32:53,523
Okay.
656
00:32:54,817 --> 00:32:56,693
Ah, you gotta stay here, okay?
657
00:32:57,547 --> 00:33:00,061
Animal control is gonna
come for her dog.
658
00:33:02,116 --> 00:33:03,784
Hi, thanks for calling.
659
00:33:03,785 --> 00:33:05,434
I'm not able to answer
my phone right now.
660
00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:10,916
Son...
661
00:33:15,004 --> 00:33:17,143
What say we pick up some hos?
662
00:33:19,550 --> 00:33:21,218
Apparently civilization has reached
663
00:33:21,219 --> 00:33:23,220
a new low water mark, Dominique.
664
00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:27,015
Last night, a vandal severed
the arm of Michael Jordan.
665
00:33:27,016 --> 00:33:30,560
That's right, Chicago's greatest
hero has been mutilated,
666
00:33:30,561 --> 00:33:33,355
no doubt by some crazed Celtics fan.
667
00:33:33,356 --> 00:33:34,856
Hey.
668
00:33:34,857 --> 00:33:36,548
Uh, you remember a guy that might've
669
00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:37,984
accidentally taken these?
670
00:33:37,985 --> 00:33:40,237
I remember drunk assholes.
671
00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:42,239
There was more than one asshole?
672
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,791
He and his girlfriend
were in here all night.
673
00:33:45,701 --> 00:33:47,244
His girlfriend?
674
00:33:47,245 --> 00:33:48,662
Said they wanted maple bars.
675
00:33:48,663 --> 00:33:51,456
I didn't have maple bars,
so they went crazy.
676
00:33:51,457 --> 00:33:54,455
I wasn't gonna fight some drunk
over some doughnuts, you know?
677
00:33:54,456 --> 00:33:56,419
- Right, yeah.
- Then they come back.
678
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:57,879
Said he felt bad.
679
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,923
Gives me $2 while Little Miss Shit-Faced
680
00:33:59,924 --> 00:34:03,260
says she has to pee, only
she goes in the wrong door.
681
00:34:03,261 --> 00:34:05,929
So I tell him, "Your
girlfriend's in the back."
682
00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:07,430
Next thing I hear,
683
00:34:07,431 --> 00:34:08,765
they're screaming like animals,
684
00:34:08,766 --> 00:34:10,852
and he's running out the
door with her hair.
685
00:34:13,896 --> 00:34:15,481
What happened to the girl?
686
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,493
Jesus.
687
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:37,878
Hey.
688
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:41,298
- Are you okay?
- Ow.
689
00:34:41,299 --> 00:34:42,508
Shit.
690
00:34:46,137 --> 00:34:48,221
Fuckin' Brad.
691
00:34:48,222 --> 00:34:51,607
Those extensions cost me $300.
692
00:34:55,021 --> 00:34:57,387
Cami's not gonna take
him back. He's gone.
693
00:34:58,149 --> 00:34:59,191
You don't know that.
694
00:34:59,623 --> 00:35:03,028
You're fooling yourself.
You can't save everybody.
695
00:35:03,029 --> 00:35:04,362
I'm not trying to save everybody,
696
00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:06,239
I'm trying to help my friend.
697
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:07,782
This is the way the world is, Lip.
698
00:35:07,783 --> 00:35:09,743
- You live long enough...
- You need to walk away.
699
00:35:09,744 --> 00:35:12,245
- All right?
- His sobriety is not yours.
700
00:35:12,246 --> 00:35:14,706
This codependent shit's
gonna drag you down, too.
701
00:35:14,707 --> 00:35:16,502
What, like I'm not already down?
702
00:35:16,962 --> 00:35:19,743
Like my life isn't a
complete fucking waste?
703
00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:22,255
Look, if Brad can't make it,
704
00:35:22,256 --> 00:35:23,882
how am I supposed to, huh?
705
00:35:24,662 --> 00:35:27,219
You think you're so smart,
you old drunk prick?
706
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:30,837
How the fuck am I supposed
to make it if Brad can't?!
707
00:35:47,031 --> 00:35:48,031
Leave.
708
00:35:51,494 --> 00:35:52,976
You got no faith?
709
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:54,911
That's on you.
710
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,572
But I'm doing this.
711
00:36:21,816 --> 00:36:22,827
Listen, um...
712
00:36:23,842 --> 00:36:26,112
you have any idea where Brad is?
713
00:36:52,263 --> 00:36:54,390
Hi.
714
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,910
Got a minute?
715
00:36:57,911 --> 00:36:59,317
Not really.
716
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:02,105
We're short-handed today. Sue's out.
717
00:37:02,106 --> 00:37:05,692
Ian... I don't want us to fight anymore.
718
00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:06,986
Who's fighting?
719
00:37:08,654 --> 00:37:10,196
You do know that I didn't realize
720
00:37:10,197 --> 00:37:11,720
it was your shelter, right?
721
00:37:11,721 --> 00:37:13,450
What difference does that make?
722
00:37:13,451 --> 00:37:15,859
I just want to put it behind us.
723
00:37:16,426 --> 00:37:18,069
Do what you gotta do.
724
00:37:18,622 --> 00:37:21,124
Hey. We're family.
725
00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:23,016
Come on, there's nothing
more important than that.
726
00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:26,004
There is to you.
727
00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:27,547
What's that supposed to mean?
728
00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:28,855
Money.
729
00:37:30,051 --> 00:37:31,802
That is so unfair.
730
00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:35,180
If I had known that it was
you trying to buy it,
731
00:37:35,181 --> 00:37:37,212
I would've come to you
first to talk about it.
732
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:38,892
Still would've made the same mistake.
733
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:40,477
So what?
734
00:37:40,478 --> 00:37:42,479
- I didn't make a mistake.
- Right.
735
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,648
Because what's good for
Fiona can't be a mistake.
736
00:37:45,649 --> 00:37:46,954
You're wrong.
737
00:37:46,955 --> 00:37:49,655
Bunch of kids with nothing
just needed a place to sleep.
738
00:37:49,656 --> 00:37:51,529
But you getting rich is
more important than that.
739
00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:52,695
- Getting rich?
- Yeah.
740
00:37:52,696 --> 00:37:54,532
I'm barely scraping by!
741
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:57,634
I've been cleaning a dead body
out of an apartment all day!
742
00:37:57,635 --> 00:38:00,205
Your moral compass is
seriously fucked up.
743
00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:01,797
Moral compass?
744
00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:04,464
I've been working my ass off
trying to make a life for myself
745
00:38:04,465 --> 00:38:06,252
and you turn on me?
746
00:38:06,253 --> 00:38:09,172
For what? A bunch of strangers?
747
00:38:09,173 --> 00:38:11,508
Why should I sacrifice
everything I worked for
748
00:38:11,509 --> 00:38:13,009
just so they can move
into that building?
749
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:14,471
Because they're helpless,
and you're not!
750
00:38:14,472 --> 00:38:15,751
That's bullshit.
751
00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,175
They have just as much of
a chance as I ever had.
752
00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:20,058
The fuck... I'm not
gonna apologize to you
753
00:38:20,059 --> 00:38:22,394
or anybody else for
trying to better myself.
754
00:38:22,395 --> 00:38:23,896
Better all of us.
755
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,807
I don't know who you are anymore.
756
00:38:39,153 --> 00:38:41,199
You should really shave, you know that?
757
00:38:43,346 --> 00:38:45,375
Dinner...
758
00:38:45,376 --> 00:38:46,961
is served.
759
00:38:53,050 --> 00:38:54,426
Nice cock.
760
00:38:54,427 --> 00:38:55,754
It'll look even better in your mouth.
761
00:38:55,755 --> 00:38:56,782
Mm.
762
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,931
It's no clitoris.
763
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:03,299
And it's big in a way that's
hard for me to accept.
764
00:39:03,978 --> 00:39:05,744
I appreciate the Yelp review.
765
00:39:06,397 --> 00:39:07,620
Now could you get started?
766
00:39:19,118 --> 00:39:20,618
I don't even have a hard-on.
767
00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,954
- Bullshit.
- Dude, I swear.
768
00:39:22,955 --> 00:39:24,372
That's impossible.
769
00:39:24,373 --> 00:39:25,665
No, I got nothin'.
770
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:27,417
No way. It... look at me.
771
00:39:27,418 --> 00:39:29,836
Look at both of us.
We're like Greek gods.
772
00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:31,151
Let me see.
773
00:39:37,428 --> 00:39:39,096
Dude, are you even gay?
774
00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:44,351
No. Apparently not.
775
00:40:12,296 --> 00:40:13,463
Hi.
776
00:40:13,464 --> 00:40:16,299
Hey.
777
00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,552
We'll have this place
cleaned out in a few hours.
778
00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:21,169
Great. Thanks.
779
00:40:21,805 --> 00:40:24,272
I don't suppose there's a
cleaning deposit on it?
780
00:40:24,273 --> 00:40:26,560
Uh, no. Sorry.
781
00:40:28,231 --> 00:40:30,021
Oh, there were, um...
782
00:40:30,022 --> 00:40:32,148
I put a few of her photos
783
00:40:32,149 --> 00:40:34,526
right on top of that
little table right there.
784
00:40:34,527 --> 00:40:36,185
Oh, I didn't see 'em.
785
00:40:37,488 --> 00:40:39,656
You know, we just don't have
room for all of this junk.
786
00:40:39,657 --> 00:40:41,700
Yeah. Of course.
787
00:41:17,361 --> 00:41:19,238
It's closed. Let's go.
788
00:41:21,567 --> 00:41:23,199
I'm gonna take a walk around the block.
789
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,704
You know this guy isn't worth it, right?
790
00:41:25,705 --> 00:41:27,333
Just take a minute.
791
00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:56,609
Hey.
792
00:41:59,127 --> 00:42:00,379
Brad!
793
00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:03,907
Come on.
794
00:42:05,242 --> 00:42:06,576
Hey.
795
00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,414
No.
796
00:42:11,415 --> 00:42:13,207
I g... I gotta...
797
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,752
I-I wrecked her hair.
798
00:42:15,753 --> 00:42:17,712
I'm waitin' for Wynona.
799
00:42:17,713 --> 00:42:20,089
Yeah, all right, let's just
wait in the car, okay?
800
00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:21,300
Come here.
801
00:42:22,384 --> 00:42:24,386
Wh-what the fuck are you doing?
802
00:42:25,596 --> 00:42:27,430
- I'm taking you home.
- No.
803
00:42:27,431 --> 00:42:29,140
- No, I...
- Easy.
804
00:42:29,141 --> 00:42:30,892
Easy, easy, easy. Easy. Come on.
805
00:42:30,893 --> 00:42:32,935
Just get... all right?
806
00:42:32,936 --> 00:42:34,812
Get in the car, all right?
807
00:42:34,813 --> 00:42:36,564
No. No!
808
00:42:36,565 --> 00:42:38,191
I-I said leave me alone!
809
00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:40,526
Asshole.
810
00:42:40,527 --> 00:42:41,944
Look, I'm not leaving you, all right?
811
00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:43,613
I'm taking you...
812
00:42:43,614 --> 00:42:45,284
Ffff...
813
00:42:45,285 --> 00:42:46,785
fuck.
814
00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:57,210
Aah!
815
00:42:57,211 --> 00:42:58,211
Argh!
816
00:43:12,643 --> 00:43:14,718
That's the one that eats human flesh?
817
00:43:18,482 --> 00:43:20,525
Come on, is that necessary?
818
00:43:20,526 --> 00:43:23,233
I've been bit by big and small.
819
00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,654
Hurts every time.
820
00:43:54,352 --> 00:43:56,021
I tried, okay?
821
00:43:56,937 --> 00:43:59,150
But I'm not even part gay.
822
00:43:59,151 --> 00:44:01,263
I'm just a boring hetero dude.
823
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:03,735
So go ahead, you and Svet
can have your spas-gasms.
824
00:44:03,736 --> 00:44:05,987
I'll just be here on the
couch, jerking off.
825
00:44:05,988 --> 00:44:08,073
Well, it was brave of you to try.
826
00:44:09,241 --> 00:44:11,725
The truth is, I just wanted
to make you jealous.
827
00:44:11,726 --> 00:44:12,984
Like I am.
828
00:44:15,581 --> 00:44:17,917
You don't have to be jealous, babe.
829
00:44:18,738 --> 00:44:20,486
I think Fiona helped me realize
830
00:44:20,487 --> 00:44:22,333
what her real power is over me.
831
00:44:22,334 --> 00:44:23,546
It's not the vagina.
832
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,425
What could be more
powerful than a vagina?
833
00:44:27,426 --> 00:44:28,747
It's her bitchiness.
834
00:44:28,748 --> 00:44:31,180
It's not women. It's being dominated.
835
00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,016
Well, great.
836
00:44:35,270 --> 00:44:36,893
Maybe I could do that for you.
837
00:44:36,894 --> 00:44:37,977
You?
838
00:44:37,978 --> 00:44:39,812
Sure.
839
00:44:40,534 --> 00:44:41,597
Why not?
840
00:44:42,410 --> 00:44:43,876
What could I do? Just tell me.
841
00:44:44,430 --> 00:44:45,777
Give me some ideas.
842
00:44:45,778 --> 00:44:47,968
I'll try anything you ask.
I'm yours to command.
843
00:44:47,969 --> 00:44:51,231
Just tell me... how to dominate you.
844
00:44:51,232 --> 00:44:53,242
I think you're missing the point, babe.
845
00:44:55,078 --> 00:44:56,559
All right, I'll go.
846
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,080
I'll be right back
847
00:44:58,081 --> 00:45:00,379
and boss you around, okay?
848
00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:14,602
Who let me be a father?
849
00:45:15,641 --> 00:45:18,806
That kid is so screwed
having me as an old man.
850
00:45:21,016 --> 00:45:23,137
Everyone's old man is an asshole.
851
00:45:24,775 --> 00:45:26,288
You're not special.
852
00:45:28,111 --> 00:45:30,155
Tell me I didn't fuck Yoli.
853
00:45:34,193 --> 00:45:35,791
I can't go back.
854
00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:37,412
I can't face Cami.
855
00:45:39,315 --> 00:45:41,153
They're better off without me.
856
00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:44,538
Drink your coffee.
857
00:45:45,592 --> 00:45:47,305
I just don't have it, man.
858
00:45:48,867 --> 00:45:50,665
I don't have the strength.
859
00:45:52,813 --> 00:45:54,360
Let me go. Just...
860
00:45:55,118 --> 00:45:56,286
let me go.
861
00:46:02,907 --> 00:46:04,158
Look at me.
862
00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:07,817
You think you're such a fuckup?
863
00:46:07,818 --> 00:46:09,017
You got everything, man.
864
00:46:09,018 --> 00:46:11,362
Everything that matters, you've got.
865
00:46:11,363 --> 00:46:13,114
You think that was an accident?
866
00:46:13,115 --> 00:46:15,199
You built that family.
867
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,994
Right? You built that business.
868
00:46:17,995 --> 00:46:20,638
Hard work. Recovery every day.
869
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:23,479
You have a life. You have
people that love you.
870
00:46:24,027 --> 00:46:25,260
'Cause you deserve it.
871
00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:31,632
So shut the hell up, you whiny bitch.
872
00:46:31,633 --> 00:46:32,926
Drink your coffee.
873
00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:38,921
And then you're gonna start over.
874
00:46:49,032 --> 00:46:51,110
I hurt my hand on your fuckin' ribs.
875
00:46:51,111 --> 00:46:53,946
Yeah. I think you
might've broke one, too.
876
00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:56,490
Good, asshole. I owe you.
877
00:46:57,743 --> 00:46:59,201
Hey. Hey, turn that up.
878
00:46:59,202 --> 00:47:01,001
And the search
879
00:47:01,002 --> 00:47:03,164
for the most hated man
in Chicago continues,
880
00:47:03,165 --> 00:47:05,499
as the fate of the Michael
Jordan statue's arm
881
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:07,710
remains a mystery.
882
00:47:07,711 --> 00:47:10,961
Somebody cut off the arm of
the Michael Jordan statue?
883
00:47:11,798 --> 00:47:14,472
What kind of asshole would
do something like that?
884
00:47:18,889 --> 00:47:20,132
No.
885
00:47:21,266 --> 00:47:23,309
No way.
886
00:47:23,310 --> 00:47:26,008
It's just 'cause I... I
love him so much, man.
887
00:47:27,532 --> 00:47:29,106
What did I do with it?
888
00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:30,662
Because, you know...
889
00:47:31,401 --> 00:47:34,111
I-I'll be burned at the
stake if people find out.
890
00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:35,680
It's taken care of.
891
00:47:58,792 --> 00:47:59,960
Lady?
892
00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:02,140
What?
893
00:48:03,726 --> 00:48:06,518
- Do you have any kids?
- No.
894
00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:08,044
You didn't want any?
895
00:48:10,607 --> 00:48:11,607
I can't.
896
00:48:13,986 --> 00:48:15,111
Sorry.
897
00:48:15,112 --> 00:48:16,487
Go to hell.
898
00:48:17,245 --> 00:48:19,281
There's a gay guy, a black dude,
899
00:48:19,282 --> 00:48:21,919
and a terrorist with a
baby here to bail you out.
900
00:48:22,953 --> 00:48:24,871
Let your baby live!
901
00:48:27,290 --> 00:48:28,791
- Hi, Franny!
- There's your mommy.
902
00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:29,983
Thank you.
903
00:48:33,130 --> 00:48:35,506
There you go.
904
00:48:35,507 --> 00:48:37,216
You're the best, Frank.
905
00:48:37,217 --> 00:48:39,885
And congratulations on
Employee of the Month.
906
00:48:39,886 --> 00:48:42,138
Can't imagine why it took so long.
907
00:48:43,849 --> 00:48:45,516
Frank Gallagher?
908
00:48:45,517 --> 00:48:46,726
Chuck Hartley.
909
00:48:46,727 --> 00:48:47,727
From corporate.
910
00:48:47,728 --> 00:48:48,770
Oh!
911
00:48:48,771 --> 00:48:50,987
A pleasure to meet one of the elite.
912
00:48:50,988 --> 00:48:53,168
Can we talk for a minute
in Mr. Singh's office?
913
00:48:53,169 --> 00:48:54,288
Sure.
914
00:48:54,289 --> 00:48:55,900
Go to the loading dock.
915
00:48:55,901 --> 00:48:57,612
Go to the loading dock, please.
916
00:49:00,252 --> 00:49:01,824
Adeeb's not joining us?
917
00:49:01,825 --> 00:49:04,284
I'm-I'm sorry to say no.
918
00:49:04,285 --> 00:49:07,663
Um...
919
00:49:07,664 --> 00:49:10,583
Mr. Singh was let go yesterday.
920
00:49:12,627 --> 00:49:15,671
Chuck, if I may, this
is not easy for me.
921
00:49:15,672 --> 00:49:19,162
Adeeb was a dear friend
as well as a colleague.
922
00:49:19,163 --> 00:49:20,551
He took a chance on me.
923
00:49:20,552 --> 00:49:22,524
In a way, he gave me a new life.
924
00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:24,496
He was first-rate, all right.
925
00:49:24,497 --> 00:49:26,630
So you can understand that...
926
00:49:27,309 --> 00:49:28,908
though I am flattered...
927
00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:32,354
and yes, ready to step into his place,
928
00:49:32,355 --> 00:49:34,679
I do it with a heavy heart.
929
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,027
I'd thought it would be a
while before I replaced him.
930
00:49:38,028 --> 00:49:39,987
Oh.
931
00:49:39,988 --> 00:49:41,489
Frank...
932
00:49:41,490 --> 00:49:43,408
you have the wrong idea.
933
00:49:44,409 --> 00:49:45,536
Oh.
934
00:49:45,537 --> 00:49:46,936
Is that so?
935
00:49:46,937 --> 00:49:49,134
Well, if this is a, uh...
936
00:49:49,873 --> 00:49:52,091
a move to corporate...
937
00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:53,877
I'm here to let you go, too.
938
00:49:54,628 --> 00:49:55,712
What?
939
00:49:58,882 --> 00:50:00,674
Today is your last day.
940
00:50:00,675 --> 00:50:01,988
I-I don't understand.
941
00:50:01,989 --> 00:50:05,054
I'm Employee of the Month.
What did I do wrong?
942
00:50:05,055 --> 00:50:07,531
Oh, my gosh. Nothing.
943
00:50:08,735 --> 00:50:10,226
Nothing at all.
944
00:50:10,227 --> 00:50:12,521
You were the model employee.
945
00:50:14,569 --> 00:50:18,067
Corporate is shutting down the store.
946
00:50:18,068 --> 00:50:21,689
Half the stores in the
country, actually.
947
00:50:22,405 --> 00:50:24,990
See, the Internet gutted us,
948
00:50:24,991 --> 00:50:28,828
like a... an alien popping
out of our stomachs
949
00:50:28,829 --> 00:50:30,622
and eating our brains.
950
00:50:34,042 --> 00:50:36,085
I'm working my way across the country
951
00:50:36,086 --> 00:50:37,629
like the Angel of Death.
952
00:50:40,441 --> 00:50:42,716
And once I finish burying Spokane,
953
00:50:42,717 --> 00:50:44,946
there'll only be one man left to fire.
954
00:50:44,947 --> 00:50:46,221
Who's that?
955
00:50:47,524 --> 00:50:48,901
Myself.
956
00:50:56,189 --> 00:50:57,816
I wish you luck, my friend.
957
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,609
Thank you, Chuck.
958
00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:03,654
But men like us... We land on our feet.
959
00:51:03,655 --> 00:51:06,604
We're diligent, dependable, honest.
960
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:09,869
We got gumption, can-do spirit.
961
00:51:09,870 --> 00:51:11,922
Temporary setback at best.
962
00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:14,331
Right.
963
00:51:26,514 --> 00:51:28,800
Dang it! Ah, we're running out of time!
964
00:51:29,467 --> 00:51:30,854
I got this.
965
00:51:32,267 --> 00:51:34,143
I'll get the pills.
966
00:51:34,144 --> 00:51:35,946
Allah 'akbar!
967
00:51:37,898 --> 00:51:39,417
Seriously?!
968
00:51:39,418 --> 00:51:41,358
Allah 'akbar!
969
00:51:41,359 --> 00:51:43,611
Allah!
970
00:51:44,988 --> 00:51:47,990
Come on, let's go!
971
00:51:47,991 --> 00:51:49,909
Can I have the morning
after pill, please?
972
00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:23,143
What do you think?
973
00:52:26,863 --> 00:52:28,030
What do you think?
974
00:52:28,031 --> 00:52:29,365
Oh!
975
00:52:29,366 --> 00:52:31,450
Not a chance, pal.
976
00:53:21,334 --> 00:53:24,217
Ladies and gentlemen, do
you believe in miracles?
977
00:53:24,218 --> 00:53:26,260
Because the city of Chicago woke to find
978
00:53:26,261 --> 00:53:28,674
the lost dunking arm of Michael Jordan
979
00:53:28,675 --> 00:53:30,426
has reappeared,
980
00:53:30,427 --> 00:53:32,344
now planted at Ping Tom Park...
981
00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:34,990
Or as the citizens of
Chicago are demanding,
982
00:53:34,991 --> 00:53:37,273
"His Airness Memorial Park."
983
00:53:37,274 --> 00:53:39,768
MJ's arm reaches majestically
984
00:53:39,769 --> 00:53:42,438
and eternally to the heavens.
985
00:53:42,439 --> 00:53:44,481
What could be more fitting?
986
00:53:44,482 --> 00:53:46,287
John, back to you.
987
00:53:46,288 --> 00:53:52,288
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