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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,884 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:08,197 --> 00:00:11,424 Oh, for shit's sake. Again? 3 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:13,907 The fuck is going on that's so important 4 00:00:13,929 --> 00:00:15,350 you're missing our episodes? 5 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:17,768 You should look into that, buster. 6 00:00:18,267 --> 00:00:19,825 Okay, here it is. 7 00:00:20,237 --> 00:00:22,099 [FIONA] Everyone is late with their rent. 8 00:00:22,100 --> 00:00:23,716 Evict her ass. 9 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:26,081 You fucked with the wrong girl! 10 00:00:26,144 --> 00:00:28,065 You are about to witness the rebirth 11 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,167 of a proactive member of society. 12 00:00:30,235 --> 00:00:32,828 [ADEEB] I am impressed by your work ethic and your dedication. 13 00:00:32,843 --> 00:00:35,407 That's why I'm making you supervisor. 14 00:00:35,629 --> 00:00:37,433 - [ADEEB LAUGHING] - Okay. 15 00:00:38,217 --> 00:00:40,671 - Who are you talking to? - [DEBBIE] It's just my stupid boyfriend. 16 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:42,181 Wants me to give him a sponge bath every night. 17 00:00:42,197 --> 00:00:44,479 - [DEBBIE] He's paraplegic. - I'll do it. 18 00:00:44,663 --> 00:00:47,224 I need a new patient for my practicum hours. 19 00:00:47,984 --> 00:00:49,850 Immigration! Nobody move! 20 00:00:49,879 --> 00:00:51,109 What the hell is going on? 21 00:00:51,146 --> 00:00:52,925 That's her. She's the leader. 22 00:00:53,142 --> 00:00:54,815 ♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪ 23 00:00:54,940 --> 00:00:58,586 ♪ 24 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,565 [LIP] Thanks for the rehab. 25 00:01:01,024 --> 00:01:03,078 [PARMINDER] I biposied your lump, Mr. Ball. 26 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,184 - It's benign. - I don't have cancer! 27 00:01:05,309 --> 00:01:06,574 [CHEERING] 28 00:01:06,585 --> 00:01:09,430 [FIONA] Frank found seven pounds of meth that Monica had, 29 00:01:09,446 --> 00:01:10,945 and it's getting flushed down the toilet. 30 00:01:10,972 --> 00:01:15,618 [FRANK] Nobody flushes 70,000 dollars' worth of maternal bequest 31 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,175 down the drain. 32 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:19,503 So, you're the little fuckers who stole my meth. 33 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:20,987 - [IAN] Uh, crap. - [ERIC] Shit! 34 00:01:21,019 --> 00:01:24,192 Where's my fucking meth? 35 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:34,057 ♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪ 36 00:01:34,058 --> 00:01:37,438 ♪ 37 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,906 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 38 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:43,815 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 39 00:01:43,984 --> 00:01:47,145 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 40 00:01:47,403 --> 00:01:51,062 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 41 00:01:51,928 --> 00:01:54,678 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 42 00:01:55,153 --> 00:01:57,813 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 43 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,649 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 44 00:02:00,650 --> 00:02:04,253 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 45 00:02:05,109 --> 00:02:09,311 ♪ 46 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:15,013 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 47 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,221 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 48 00:02:18,645 --> 00:02:21,194 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 49 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:25,480 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 50 00:02:26,404 --> 00:02:28,986 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 51 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,977 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 52 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:35,108 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 53 00:02:35,109 --> 00:02:38,691 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 54 00:02:40,778 --> 00:02:42,256 He seemed pretty serious to me. 55 00:02:42,293 --> 00:02:44,131 [IAN] For a meth head, he ran fast. 56 00:02:44,317 --> 00:02:46,095 Fuckin' Monica, fuckin' up our lives, 57 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,594 - even in death. - [IAN] Hey, shh. 58 00:02:47,719 --> 00:02:50,102 Don't let Fiona hear you. She'll go ballistic. 59 00:02:50,351 --> 00:02:52,538 - So, how scary was he? - Was he big? 60 00:02:52,568 --> 00:02:53,768 - Was he armed? - [DEBBIE] Did he know my name? 61 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:55,846 You know, 'cause we can be pretty fuckin' scary too if we have to. 62 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:56,867 Agreed. 63 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,389 Meeting adjourned. 64 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:01,729 "Meeting adjourned"? 65 00:03:02,232 --> 00:03:05,365 [LIP] You got some magical way to get 70 grand in meth? 66 00:03:06,037 --> 00:03:07,106 I do not. 67 00:03:07,308 --> 00:03:09,894 I simply don't wish to discuss it further. 68 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,878 Are you high, Frank? 69 00:03:12,398 --> 00:03:13,524 [FRANK] High on life. 70 00:03:13,525 --> 00:03:15,180 High on possibility. 71 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:16,775 [LIP] You're the one who stirred up 72 00:03:16,786 --> 00:03:19,098 all this shit in the first place by robbing the storage unit. 73 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:21,459 I keep telling you, that's the old Frank. 74 00:03:21,476 --> 00:03:23,169 You're talking to the new Frank. 75 00:03:23,294 --> 00:03:24,622 Or the young Frank. 76 00:03:25,809 --> 00:03:27,781 God, maybe it's not even Frank. 77 00:03:28,862 --> 00:03:30,344 Maybe it's Francis now. 78 00:03:30,348 --> 00:03:32,667 [IAN] If you don't figure out a way to help us out of this shit, 79 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,847 I'm gonna take a tire iron to old Frank. 80 00:03:34,852 --> 00:03:37,868 You've been a drama queen since the day you were born, Ian. 81 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:41,094 Wouldn't stop screaming until you were fully detoxed. 82 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:46,057 This meth head doesn't know where we live. 83 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,367 We just have to stay away from the storage unit 84 00:03:49,405 --> 00:03:51,400 and steer clear of the cemetery. 85 00:03:51,644 --> 00:03:54,363 And if he does manage to find his way here, 86 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:56,121 we stick by our story. 87 00:03:56,193 --> 00:03:59,774 The secret of what happened to his meth lies with Monica, 88 00:03:59,775 --> 00:04:01,987 God bless her rotting soul. 89 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,124 - [FLOORBOARDS CREAK] - [DEBBIE] Shh! 90 00:04:04,399 --> 00:04:05,466 [FIONA] Mornin'. 91 00:04:05,527 --> 00:04:06,579 - [LIAM] Morning. - [LIP] Hey. 92 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:08,766 ♪ FUNK MUSIC ♪ 93 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:12,504 ♪ 94 00:04:14,540 --> 00:04:16,234 Well, you're here early, Debs. 95 00:04:16,483 --> 00:04:18,025 Ah, yup. Gotta go. 96 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,392 Yeah, you know, me too. 97 00:04:19,483 --> 00:04:20,524 Yup. 98 00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:22,239 [FRANK] Looking to the future 99 00:04:22,256 --> 00:04:24,329 is the order of the day, kids. 100 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:27,116 No worrying about old news. 101 00:04:28,248 --> 00:04:29,900 What old news, Frank? 102 00:04:31,767 --> 00:04:33,650 I go by Francis now. 103 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:37,469 Yevgeny never stops eating. 104 00:04:37,523 --> 00:04:39,390 The grocery bills are ridiculous. 105 00:04:39,787 --> 00:04:43,253 Mortgage is past due, tips at Patsy's are for shit. 106 00:04:43,426 --> 00:04:44,887 The Alibi is empty. 107 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,860 Makes me sick to say it, but I'm starting to regret 108 00:04:46,864 --> 00:04:48,536 getting Svetlana arrested. 109 00:04:48,661 --> 00:04:49,964 Kevin, are you listening? 110 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:52,033 What? Yes. 111 00:04:53,269 --> 00:04:55,338 [SIGHS] Do we really have to get these genetics tests? 112 00:04:55,364 --> 00:04:58,066 - They're expensive. - Yes, we have to get 'em. 113 00:04:58,241 --> 00:05:00,542 What if I have the Bracka gene and I gave it to one of 'em? 114 00:05:00,571 --> 00:05:02,595 Don't think you can get ovarian cancer, Kev. 115 00:05:02,599 --> 00:05:04,452 Well, we still have to find out what my shitty orphan genes 116 00:05:04,469 --> 00:05:06,432 have in store for them. Don't want any more surprises. 117 00:05:06,496 --> 00:05:08,540 - [KNOCKING] - [FIONA] Hey. 118 00:05:09,192 --> 00:05:11,289 You guys still got those, uh, cleaning products 119 00:05:11,306 --> 00:05:12,919 from the topless maid service? 120 00:05:12,941 --> 00:05:14,399 I gotta clean out the empty unit. 121 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,748 [VERONICA] Yeah, let me get 'em. 122 00:05:19,756 --> 00:05:22,704 Have you examined your breasts in the shower this morning, Fiona? 123 00:05:22,936 --> 00:05:24,769 [LAUGHS] Good morning to you too, Kev. 124 00:05:24,795 --> 00:05:26,848 A self exam is no laughing matter. 125 00:05:27,025 --> 00:05:28,406 Do you even know how to do it right? 126 00:05:28,436 --> 00:05:30,070 'Cause it's not just here. 127 00:05:30,281 --> 00:05:32,186 Let me show you. Raise your arms. 128 00:05:32,359 --> 00:05:33,685 [LAUGHING] Are you serious? 129 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:36,329 [VERONICA] He won't stop until he shows you. It's not a sex thing. 130 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:37,649 It's a "save your life" thing. 131 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,446 I thought your lump was benign. 132 00:05:39,454 --> 00:05:41,979 My lump was benign, but the scare was very... 133 00:05:42,174 --> 00:05:43,899 shit, what is the word again? 134 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:45,316 - Malignant. - [KEV] Malignant! 135 00:05:45,363 --> 00:05:47,238 Raise your arms, Fiona, because "malignant" 136 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,932 is not a word you ever want to have to remember. 137 00:05:48,937 --> 00:05:50,005 Drop the overalls. 138 00:05:53,743 --> 00:05:55,627 All right. It's not just here. 139 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,144 It's here too, and under the arms here. 140 00:05:58,269 --> 00:05:59,367 All right? 141 00:06:05,349 --> 00:06:06,679 I got it, thanks. 142 00:06:07,296 --> 00:06:08,388 Thank you. 143 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:09,942 - [FIONA] Okay. - All right, you're good. 144 00:06:09,956 --> 00:06:11,109 Okay. 145 00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:14,365 It's like having four toddlers. 146 00:06:14,377 --> 00:06:16,287 Most action I've gotten in weeks. 147 00:06:16,412 --> 00:06:17,433 [CHUCKLES] 148 00:06:17,484 --> 00:06:20,368 So, now there's a meth dealer coming out of the fuckin' woodwork. 149 00:06:20,434 --> 00:06:22,316 [BRAD] Hate to say I told you so. 150 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:24,285 Really? 'Cause I think you kind of fucking love it. 151 00:06:24,322 --> 00:06:26,596 [CHUCKLES] Love it more if you listened to me. 152 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,399 Ah, it's just so twisted. 153 00:06:29,524 --> 00:06:31,857 The meth dealer wanting his stolen drugs back? 154 00:06:31,982 --> 00:06:33,363 That's what's twisted? 155 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:35,512 That's what our mother left us. 156 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:38,872 - You know, stolen drugs. - Yeah... yeah, that, I'll give you. 157 00:06:39,909 --> 00:06:42,233 I guess I just never really saw that before. 158 00:06:42,234 --> 00:06:45,524 Sobriety goggles are kind of like the opposite of beer goggles. 159 00:06:45,525 --> 00:06:47,525 Fucked-up shit stops looking normal. 160 00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:51,966 Brad, ETA on the red Harley? 161 00:06:52,192 --> 00:06:53,441 End of the week. 162 00:06:53,729 --> 00:06:56,547 Brad says "end of the week," so probably next Wednesday. 163 00:06:56,672 --> 00:06:58,817 [LIP] And fuckin' Charlie and Sierra. 164 00:06:58,854 --> 00:07:01,964 I... I... I mean, I can't even hang with Lucas anymore 'cause... 165 00:07:02,043 --> 00:07:04,410 you know, I can't see them or see her, just... 166 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:08,746 ... you know, clean or not, the guy's a fucking prick. 167 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,993 All right, and she wants to be with him? I mean, it's... 168 00:07:12,514 --> 00:07:14,395 I don't know, it's fucking depressing. 169 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,024 [BRAD] You're not depressed, Lip. 170 00:07:16,025 --> 00:07:17,556 You're self-obsessed. 171 00:07:18,192 --> 00:07:19,589 Here. 172 00:07:19,616 --> 00:07:21,893 - The fuck is this? - This is a piece of shit 173 00:07:21,939 --> 00:07:24,051 that you're gonna turn into not-a-piece-of-shit. 174 00:07:28,637 --> 00:07:30,608 Oh, are you giving me a project? 175 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:33,333 I'm giving you something to obsess about that isn't you. 176 00:07:33,577 --> 00:07:36,487 Fix it up. Make it run, make it pretty. 177 00:07:37,576 --> 00:07:39,081 What's the point? 178 00:07:39,662 --> 00:07:41,754 The point is to get your head out of your ass 179 00:07:41,773 --> 00:07:43,060 before you decide to drink again 180 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,869 and hit an even worse bottom. 181 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:52,024 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO] 182 00:07:52,025 --> 00:07:53,690 [VOLUME INCREASES] 183 00:07:53,691 --> 00:07:55,566 ♪ 184 00:07:56,691 --> 00:07:58,440 ♪ 185 00:07:58,839 --> 00:08:00,816 [TIRES SCREECHING] 186 00:08:00,817 --> 00:08:02,482 ♪ 187 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,508 [TIRES SCREECH] 188 00:08:11,813 --> 00:08:15,274 [CRASHING] 189 00:08:23,257 --> 00:08:25,275 [BLANCA] Dios mio. 190 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:29,560 Ah... 191 00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:34,469 Brought you that chocolate-flavored soy shit 192 00:08:34,483 --> 00:08:36,575 you like to pretend is coffee. 193 00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:39,445 With a side of snark, just like I like it. 194 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,565 I thought you had work today. 195 00:08:42,547 --> 00:08:44,197 Soon, yeah. 196 00:08:46,037 --> 00:08:49,357 So, that drug dealer that chased me? 197 00:08:50,024 --> 00:08:52,565 Can't seem to shake it off. I don't know what's wrong with me. 198 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,108 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 199 00:08:54,342 --> 00:08:55,942 You laughing at me? 200 00:08:56,441 --> 00:08:59,269 Only because it's still hard for me to tell when you're joking. 201 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:00,488 Are you serious? 202 00:09:01,949 --> 00:09:05,525 Um... well, nothing's wrong with you. 203 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:08,298 I think it's probably hard for a normal human 204 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:10,859 to shake off a drug dealer chasing them. 205 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:15,316 Well, Gallaghers are generally not normal humans. 206 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:17,148 Grief can change people. 207 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,109 What? 208 00:09:20,234 --> 00:09:23,081 Um... grief. I mean, 209 00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:26,108 your mother died. It changes you. 210 00:09:27,187 --> 00:09:29,747 Maybe you should talk to the counselor. 211 00:09:30,317 --> 00:09:32,004 Rather talk to you. 212 00:09:32,591 --> 00:09:34,024 In fact, I'd... 213 00:09:34,789 --> 00:09:38,174 ... rather do something with you that doesn't involve talking. 214 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,833 Ah. Well, sorry. 215 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:44,087 I am busy trying to help at-risk youth. 216 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,648 Fuck... oh, 217 00:09:51,773 --> 00:09:53,387 - Jesus. - [FIONA] Hey. 218 00:09:53,456 --> 00:09:55,212 - What is that? - [SIGHS] 219 00:09:55,397 --> 00:09:57,271 Pretty sure it's baby shit. 220 00:09:57,317 --> 00:09:58,564 [SIGHS, GROANS] 221 00:09:58,591 --> 00:10:01,121 [LIP] The woman you evicted wiped baby shit everywhere? 222 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,815 Yeah, parting gift. 223 00:10:03,343 --> 00:10:05,233 And I'm hoping it's baby shit. 224 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,408 - [LIP] Right. - [FIONA SIGHS] 225 00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:11,024 - "Slumlord twat." - [FIONA] Yeah. 226 00:10:11,383 --> 00:10:13,468 - Kind of a nice ring to it, huh? - Yeah. 227 00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:15,942 [FIONA] So, you, uh... you here to tell me 228 00:10:15,947 --> 00:10:18,637 what your little family meeting was about this morning? 229 00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:20,782 I was gonna ask about borrowing your car. 230 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,440 I got a friend who's in trouble. 231 00:10:22,565 --> 00:10:24,606 - Oh, what kind of trouble? - It's a DUI. 232 00:10:24,608 --> 00:10:26,359 Oh. Right here. 233 00:10:26,484 --> 00:10:28,455 - Great. Thanks, Fi. - Sure. 234 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:31,157 Oh, hey, what time are you coming back? 235 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,666 [DOOR SLAMS] 236 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,857 Hey. [SNIFFS] Ugh. 237 00:10:34,858 --> 00:10:37,338 Brought you a latte from my fancy new latte maker. 238 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:39,957 - Ooh, thanks. - [NESSA] Ugh. 239 00:10:40,468 --> 00:10:42,822 You weren't kidding about this place. 240 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,316 Ugh. [SNIFFS] 241 00:10:44,317 --> 00:10:47,488 - So, did you find a renter yet? - No. 242 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:50,774 I did spend $140 on credit checks. 243 00:10:51,014 --> 00:10:54,023 Turns out that nice clothes and the appearance of money 244 00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:55,903 do not make for great credit. 245 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,690 Why are you drawing on the walls? 246 00:10:58,815 --> 00:11:00,744 'Cause I'd rather my one good applicant 247 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,674 - not read the words "thunder cunt." - [NESSA LAUGHS] 248 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,844 Guy insisted on seeing the place today, 249 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,710 and I don't have time to paint before he gets here. 250 00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:11,915 [MEL] Hey, good news. Charlotte and Trotter... 251 00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:13,774 from the gym? They wanna move in here. 252 00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,274 [SNIFFING] 253 00:11:15,485 --> 00:11:17,322 Wha... what is that smell? 254 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:18,980 It's human feces. 255 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:21,399 Do we like Charlotte and Trotter from the gym? 256 00:11:21,619 --> 00:11:24,850 Charlotte's cool. Trotter's a bit of a shit-show. 257 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:27,801 So, you'd rather live next to some stranger 258 00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:29,474 that your new sidepiece picks out? 259 00:11:30,795 --> 00:11:32,769 Can your friends pass a credit check? 260 00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:34,442 They're cool. 261 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:37,108 And we pay our rent on time and we vouch for them. 262 00:11:37,109 --> 00:11:39,759 I still have to run the report. And I have to meet them. 263 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:41,754 Fine. 264 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,322 I'll set it up. 265 00:11:48,164 --> 00:11:50,017 My girlfriend's kind of a thunder cunt. 266 00:11:50,771 --> 00:11:52,530 - Not just kind of. - [LAUGHS] 267 00:11:52,572 --> 00:11:54,082 It's the fertility hormones. 268 00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:55,857 - Is it? - [NESSA LAUGHS] 269 00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:58,941 ♪ LIVELY PARTY MUSIC ♪ 270 00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:02,065 ♪ 271 00:12:12,244 --> 00:12:13,316 What up? 272 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,852 [CARL] What up, what up? 273 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,793 How are you guys doing? Come on, bring it in. 274 00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:28,275 Jesus. 275 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,720 Hey... 276 00:12:31,639 --> 00:12:32,916 what the fuck happened? 277 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,025 I drove into a house. 278 00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:37,380 - Serious? - Yeah. 279 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,616 You kill anybody? 280 00:12:41,065 --> 00:12:42,809 By the grace of a god I don't believe in, 281 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:45,183 the only thing I destroyed was my own life... 282 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,421 ... and the house itself. 283 00:12:48,012 --> 00:12:49,305 Are you in pain? 284 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,483 [YOUENS] Both physical and existential. 285 00:12:51,608 --> 00:12:54,565 We'll stop by the drugstore, see what they got for existential pain. 286 00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:56,878 Probably something over the counter. 287 00:13:13,316 --> 00:13:14,316 Watch your head. 288 00:13:14,317 --> 00:13:15,317 Ugh. 289 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,033 Hey, Frank? 290 00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:26,319 - Some kid knocked over a bunch of orchids... - It's Francis. 291 00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:27,482 What? 292 00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:28,711 My name. 293 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,743 I made a new tag this morning. 294 00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:33,129 Did you know that the name Francis means 295 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,230 "comes from France," which is a little galling, 296 00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:37,342 because the French use too much butter in their cooking 297 00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:39,358 and they refuse to pronounce the letter H. 298 00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:41,596 But the name Francis is more commonly used 299 00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:44,938 to refer to Saint Francis of Assisi. Listen to this: 300 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,784 "Francis was designated patron saint of Italy. 301 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:51,464 He later became associated with the patronage of animals, 302 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,702 and it became customary to hold ceremonies 303 00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:57,577 blessing animals on his feast day of four October." 304 00:13:57,593 --> 00:14:01,441 Now, I do like being named for a saint, 305 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,739 and I've always been a lover of animals. 306 00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:08,650 Do I bless them? 307 00:14:08,775 --> 00:14:12,565 ♪ MAJESTIC MUSIC ♪ 308 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:14,174 I would say yes. 309 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,914 Yes, I do. 310 00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,699 And I will... 311 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:23,518 ... on my new birthday, 312 00:14:24,944 --> 00:14:27,969 which shall forthwith be held on 313 00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,192 four October. 314 00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:34,441 ♪ 315 00:14:37,634 --> 00:14:39,588 [FRANK] Did you wanna ask me something? 316 00:14:40,691 --> 00:14:43,610 I... forgot. 317 00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:45,299 Uh-huh. 318 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,066 ♪ 319 00:14:47,067 --> 00:14:49,941 Is it because my presence brings you peace? 320 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:53,906 ♪ 321 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:04,067 Sorry I had to call you. 322 00:15:06,054 --> 00:15:07,495 It's not a problem. 323 00:15:11,482 --> 00:15:13,673 No one in my family would take my call. 324 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,108 [CHUCKLES] 325 00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:16,841 [SCOFFS] 326 00:15:17,453 --> 00:15:21,544 [LAUGHING] 327 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,144 What's funny? 328 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,338 They're gonna take away my tenure and fire me. 329 00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:31,003 [LAUGHS] Ah... 330 00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:34,572 [LAUGHING] 331 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,158 Why is that funny? 332 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,402 [EXHALES LIGHTLY] 333 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:47,052 Also, there's the G1 and G2 APOL gene 334 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:50,874 that causes kidney disease. I really don't want that one. 335 00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,789 [KEV] Or the Bracka 1, or Bracka 2, 336 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:56,720 or the RET proto-oncogene... 337 00:15:56,752 --> 00:15:58,425 which, I don't even know what diseases it causes. 338 00:15:58,462 --> 00:16:00,372 It just sounds horrible saying it. 339 00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:04,543 [DR. CROWLEY] Mr. Ball, you are in fine shape 340 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,111 as inheritable diseases go. 341 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,521 Oh, I'm in fine shape. 342 00:16:07,568 --> 00:16:09,870 I'm in fine shape. [LAUGHING] I'm in fine shape. 343 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,109 What the hell is that supposed to mean, 344 00:16:11,163 --> 00:16:12,568 "I'm in fine shape"? Because in science, 345 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,300 a positive can mean a bad thing. 346 00:16:14,595 --> 00:16:16,483 And a negative can mean a good thing. 347 00:16:16,692 --> 00:16:18,254 It's crazy confusing. 348 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,732 Fascinating. 349 00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,159 What is? What are you writing down? What is fascinating? 350 00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:26,538 - What is fascinating? - [VERONICA] Okay. Doctor, just... 351 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:29,310 tell us about his genes. And speak in plain language. 352 00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:31,024 This is a little over our heads. 353 00:16:31,255 --> 00:16:34,090 You have a very rare chromosomal pattern, Mr. Ball. 354 00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:36,804 You are, more specifically, one in two billion. 355 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:40,177 Uh, were you aware you are from the Huntsville subgroup? 356 00:16:41,037 --> 00:16:42,410 What the hell is that? 357 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,279 It's a genetic signature that only comes from 358 00:16:44,305 --> 00:16:46,354 one very particular area in Kentucky. 359 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,117 Uh, they were cut off from civilization 360 00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:50,414 by the Johnsville flood in 1826. 361 00:16:50,441 --> 00:16:53,075 Uh, trapped in a rural area known as a "hollar," 362 00:16:53,107 --> 00:16:55,565 until someone found them again 120 years later. 363 00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:56,628 As a result, 364 00:16:56,634 --> 00:17:00,067 they are one of the most inbred populations in the United States. 365 00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:05,091 - [INHALES] Did you say "inbred"? - Did you say "Kentucky"? 366 00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:08,233 ♪ LIVELY PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ♪ 367 00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:11,431 ♪ 368 00:17:14,775 --> 00:17:16,336 [BAHIR] What's that smell? 369 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,155 It's, uh... it's temporary. 370 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,149 It'll be gone way before you move in. 371 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,609 And I'm gonna give these walls a nice coat of fresh paint too. 372 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:26,789 [BAHIR] Ooh, how's the water pressure? 373 00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,737 It's great. Feel free to check. 374 00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:30,774 [FAUCET RUNS] 375 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:33,329 - [FIONA] You a smoker? - Nah, I prefer edibles. 376 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,987 [CHUCKLES] 377 00:17:35,275 --> 00:17:37,178 - Pets? - [BAHIR] Allergic. 378 00:17:37,205 --> 00:17:39,211 - [FIONA] Kids? - [CHUCKLING] No kids. 379 00:17:39,237 --> 00:17:40,578 No parties. 380 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,912 Pretty much no life outside of work. 381 00:17:43,275 --> 00:17:45,025 - [FIONA] What do you do? - Tech. 382 00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,400 90 hour weeks, and that's if I'm lucky. 383 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,335 I basically just need a place to sleep and shower. 384 00:17:50,566 --> 00:17:53,706 Well, I need first month, last month, and security deposit. 385 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,105 [BAHIR] Not a problem. 386 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,608 ♪ 387 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,168 Come on in. 388 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:05,111 Easy. 389 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,672 [SIGHS] 390 00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:09,973 Gotcha. 391 00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,509 - Oh, I'll grab this. - [YOUENS GROANS] 392 00:18:19,563 --> 00:18:22,192 - Are you hungry? - No. 393 00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:24,843 - No? - [YOUENS] No. 394 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,483 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 395 00:18:34,192 --> 00:18:36,316 Hey, I'm gonna get you some groceries. 396 00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:38,275 Don't bother. 397 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,941 [YOUENS] They'll just go bad while I'm in prison. 398 00:18:40,942 --> 00:18:42,816 Prison? 399 00:18:43,526 --> 00:18:46,265 [YOUENS] As soon as I get in front of the judge, 400 00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:48,597 they'll lock me up for good. 401 00:18:48,634 --> 00:18:50,059 [YOUENS SIGHS] 402 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:54,758 Well. 403 00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:57,160 Get you some food. 404 00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:59,482 I'll come back, we'll make some calls, and, uh... 405 00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:01,251 ... find you a lawyer, all right? 406 00:19:15,205 --> 00:19:17,245 It's, like, the most perfect situation in the world. 407 00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:19,982 Lakisha gets her nursing practicum hours, and I'm free. 408 00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,186 What? 409 00:19:23,519 --> 00:19:26,358 - She'll be giving him sponge baths. - And you're okay with that. 410 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,830 - You guys, she's making him happy. - Exactly. 411 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,181 [DEBBIE] Not like that. 412 00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:33,067 You guys think like that? 413 00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:37,871 - Well, you seem pretty over Neil anyway. - No, I'm not over him. 414 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:42,048 I mean, I am... over him, I guess, but... 415 00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:44,003 I can't afford to lose Neil's disability 416 00:19:44,024 --> 00:19:46,690 and have to pay for childcare and rent and everything. 417 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:50,109 Then you might want to try to be the one who makes him happy. 418 00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:56,008 - All right, so, I'll Venmo you by Monday. - Perfect. Thanks. 419 00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:57,150 Thank you. 420 00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,216 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - [DOOR CLOSES] 421 00:20:02,983 --> 00:20:04,316 [MEL] Hey. 422 00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,308 Are you applying to live here? 423 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:07,828 Yup. Bahir. 424 00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:09,857 Oh... [EXHALES NOISILY] 425 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:13,358 It's really not a good idea, Bahir. [INHALES HEAVILY] 426 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,108 I've been here three years. 427 00:20:15,109 --> 00:20:18,183 The place is fucking riddled with bedbugs. 428 00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:21,698 And the new landlady, she's too cheap to bug bomb the place. 429 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,567 Oh, shit. 430 00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:25,114 Hey, thanks for the heads-up. 431 00:20:25,239 --> 00:20:26,915 Yeah, of course. 432 00:20:27,237 --> 00:20:28,440 And... 433 00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:30,947 I dunno, you might wanna burn those clothes. 434 00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,274 Little fuckers are... 435 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,426 ... like, bouncin' off the walls in here. 436 00:20:34,981 --> 00:20:36,792 - Ugh... [SIGHS] - [MEL] I know. 437 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,817 Okay, bye. 438 00:20:38,942 --> 00:20:40,191 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 439 00:20:40,192 --> 00:20:42,108 ♪ TENSE POP MUSIC ♪ 440 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,850 Yeah, you handle DUI? 441 00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:47,317 No, no, it's... it's for a friend. 442 00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:52,497 - Sure, yeah, I can hold. - [YOUENS] Wasting your time. 443 00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:54,441 Hey, shut up and eat your fries. 444 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,295 [LIP] Yeah, I'm still here. 445 00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:03,379 [LIP] Um, I don't know. He blew a... 446 00:21:03,384 --> 00:21:04,990 [YOUENS] 1.8. 447 00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:10,507 I promise I won't drive anywhere. 448 00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:14,736 Sorry, yeah. I'm still here, yeah. 449 00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:18,737 He blew a 1.8. 450 00:21:19,109 --> 00:21:20,899 Yeah, he hit a house. 451 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:23,677 Um, but he didn't injure anyone. Got lucky. 452 00:21:25,942 --> 00:21:27,440 First DUI? 453 00:21:28,145 --> 00:21:29,781 No, it's his second. 454 00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:32,600 - Fifth. - What? 455 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,025 No, sorry. It's, um... 456 00:21:35,048 --> 00:21:36,400 ... it's his fifth DUI. 457 00:21:38,566 --> 00:21:39,858 Hello? 458 00:21:42,472 --> 00:21:44,024 Prick hung up on me. 459 00:21:44,025 --> 00:21:46,193 Told you you're wasting your time. 460 00:21:46,893 --> 00:21:48,582 Fifth DUI? 461 00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:51,149 I mean, h... how does that even happen? 462 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,379 Ask me again when you're 60. 463 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,809 Place smells like... 464 00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,900 dog shit. 465 00:22:01,025 --> 00:22:04,462 - Ah, it's baby shit, actually. - [MEL] Wow. 466 00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,844 You should go into sales. 467 00:22:07,715 --> 00:22:09,213 I scrubbed the place down, 468 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,440 but the smell seems to be lingering. 469 00:22:11,565 --> 00:22:13,317 I'm gonna give the walls a fresh coat of paint. 470 00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:14,901 Should take care of it. 471 00:22:15,317 --> 00:22:17,429 - We'll take it. - [MEL] Great. 472 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,357 - Actually... - [TROTTER] So, what do you need? 473 00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:21,173 First, last, security? 1,800? 474 00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,644 Uh, no. 475 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,762 Well, yes, I need first, last, and security, 476 00:22:26,778 --> 00:22:30,014 - but the rent is 1,000 a month. - [TROTTER] 1,000? 477 00:22:30,031 --> 00:22:32,565 - [MEL] You're not serious. - Mel and Nessa said they pay six. 478 00:22:32,566 --> 00:22:34,366 Well, that's 'cause they've been here a while. 479 00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,482 [OVEN CREAKING OPEN] 480 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,962 Will the oven full of baked shit cost extra? 481 00:22:43,747 --> 00:22:44,841 [FIONA] Ugh. 482 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:46,909 I'll clean that up. 483 00:22:46,930 --> 00:22:49,680 Look, I will give you 2,100, cash, right now. 484 00:22:49,714 --> 00:22:50,998 That's 700 a month. 485 00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:53,308 The rent is 1,000 a month. 486 00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,390 [FIONA] And I already promised it to 487 00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:58,689 a nice, quiet tech guy who's happy to pay the 1,000. 488 00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:01,763 So, you can put in, uh, an application 489 00:23:01,789 --> 00:23:05,197 for any future vacancies, but they'll be a grand too. 490 00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:08,108 - [TROTTER SIGHS] - Tech guy named Bahir? 491 00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:11,397 Yeah. 492 00:23:14,704 --> 00:23:16,098 Come on, lady-friends. 493 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:19,274 I'll make you a fancy coffee while you fill out the application. 494 00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:21,274 ♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪ 495 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:25,567 ♪ 496 00:23:26,525 --> 00:23:28,603 [SUE] Gallagher, your uncle find you? 497 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:32,243 - What uncle? - [SUE] He stopped by looking for you. 50s, skinny. 498 00:23:32,275 --> 00:23:34,916 Kind of dirty sexy. Cheekbones for days. 499 00:23:34,942 --> 00:23:38,393 - Shit. What'd you tell him? - That you weren't here. 500 00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:40,515 He said no problem, he'll see you back at your house. 501 00:23:41,513 --> 00:23:42,982 [IAN] Fuck. 502 00:23:43,107 --> 00:23:44,797 We have a shift! 503 00:23:44,983 --> 00:23:49,216 ♪ 504 00:23:50,747 --> 00:23:51,855 Carl! 505 00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:53,857 Fiona! 506 00:23:54,691 --> 00:23:56,274 Anybody home? 507 00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:57,715 [ERIC] Fuck! 508 00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,825 Where is my fucking meth? 509 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:02,316 ♪ 510 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,501 [WATER SLOSHING] 511 00:24:04,953 --> 00:24:06,482 [ERIC] You need to think about it a little more, huh? 512 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,046 [IAN] Hey! 513 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:12,348 - Let him go! - [MAN GRUNTING] 514 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:15,566 [MEN AND IAN GRUNTING] 515 00:24:16,116 --> 00:24:18,228 [IAN BREATHING HEAVILY] 516 00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:19,502 [IAN] Monica's dead. 517 00:24:19,523 --> 00:24:20,895 We don't know anything about your meth. 518 00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:22,357 - Bullshit. - [GASPS] 519 00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,374 Monica is fuckin' indestructible. 520 00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:25,817 There's no way she just lost 521 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:29,017 seven pounds of meth, so either she smoked it, 522 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:32,180 or she sold it, or her fucked-up family stole it. 523 00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:33,840 And in any one of those scenarios, 524 00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:36,759 I am still owned 70-fucking-grand! 525 00:24:37,224 --> 00:24:39,343 [IAN] Fucking stop! Stop! 526 00:24:39,373 --> 00:24:42,451 [ERIC] My money or my meth. You got 24 hours. You understand? 527 00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:43,813 After that, 528 00:24:43,866 --> 00:24:47,146 you start worrying about little Debbie, little Liam, 529 00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:48,889 and pretty little Fiona. 530 00:24:49,436 --> 00:24:51,381 [CARL COUGHING] 531 00:24:54,483 --> 00:24:56,454 [COUGHING] 532 00:24:56,844 --> 00:24:57,916 Okay. 533 00:24:58,644 --> 00:24:59,774 - [PANTS] - [IAN] You all right? 534 00:24:59,806 --> 00:25:01,024 - Yeah. - You all right? 535 00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:02,524 [BREATHLESS] Fuck. 536 00:25:02,525 --> 00:25:04,868 [PANTING] 537 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,656 No, I mean, it's bad. 538 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,275 You know? It's "nothing but vodka and mustard in the fridge" bad. 539 00:25:11,306 --> 00:25:13,066 Wonder what he's putting the mustard on? 540 00:25:13,332 --> 00:25:16,732 And five DUIs? I mean, I don't even think Frank has five DUIs. 541 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:19,825 - Only 'cause he doesn't have a car. - [IAN] I tried six lawyers. 542 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,931 They all hung up on me. I mean, he's fucked. 543 00:25:21,952 --> 00:25:23,524 Right? I mean, he's going to prison? 544 00:25:23,726 --> 00:25:24,982 [BRAD] Not necessarily. 545 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,629 If he can get sober for real 546 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:29,379 and show a judge he's serious... but that's his only shot. 547 00:25:31,067 --> 00:25:32,170 I don't know... 548 00:25:33,134 --> 00:25:35,399 you know, I don't think this guy could ever get sober. 549 00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:37,337 [BRAD] Know who else they said that about? 550 00:25:37,687 --> 00:25:40,441 You and me, and everyone who ever got sober. 551 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:45,067 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 552 00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,711 [FRANK] Can I help you find something, sir? 553 00:25:54,114 --> 00:25:55,482 Uh, fertilizer? 554 00:25:55,607 --> 00:25:58,925 Yes, sir. Uh, against the wall, next to the roses. 555 00:25:58,945 --> 00:26:00,391 Oh, she's a good girl. 556 00:26:00,444 --> 00:26:04,769 Yes, aren't you a good girl? Yes, you are a good girl. 557 00:26:04,817 --> 00:26:07,474 Are you feeding her? No, don't do that. 558 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,938 - But I'm her patron. - What? 559 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,486 No, she's a service dog. You're not even supposed to pet her. 560 00:26:14,150 --> 00:26:16,826 I'll lead you to the roses. 561 00:26:16,858 --> 00:26:18,930 - This way. - Thank you. 562 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,464 - There are steps. - [FIONA] Hey, Frank, 563 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,906 - great. You didn't lose your job yet. - [MAN] Thank you. 564 00:26:23,341 --> 00:26:25,674 Fiona, when you address me, 565 00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:29,396 I'd prefer you call me "Dad," or "Father," or "Francis." 566 00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:32,993 Or on more formal occasions, I'll also accept "Saint." 567 00:26:33,745 --> 00:26:37,899 Uh-huh. You get, uh, an employee discount, Saint Francis? 568 00:26:38,024 --> 00:26:39,479 I do. 569 00:26:39,532 --> 00:26:41,300 [FIONA] That's great, 'cause this stuff's pricey. 570 00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:42,732 How much off? 571 00:26:42,857 --> 00:26:46,579 Oh, I'm sorry, but my discount doesn't cover family or friends. 572 00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:49,344 [SCOFFS] All right, then you buy it, and I'll pay you back. 573 00:26:49,383 --> 00:26:51,192 [CHUCKLES] 574 00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,565 N... that would be unethical. 575 00:26:53,566 --> 00:26:55,033 Here. 576 00:26:57,197 --> 00:26:59,149 So, what is that, seven dollars? 577 00:26:59,274 --> 00:27:02,067 - I give what I have to the poor. - [CHUCKLING] 578 00:27:02,313 --> 00:27:04,273 Fuck off, Frank. 579 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:09,407 [LIP] [SIGHS] Yo! 580 00:27:12,441 --> 00:27:14,230 Shit! Fuck. 581 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,440 Hey! Hey! 582 00:27:16,441 --> 00:27:17,857 Youens! Hey, hey! 583 00:27:17,858 --> 00:27:19,121 - [LIP] Come here. - [PANTING] 584 00:27:19,147 --> 00:27:20,533 [LIP] Come here, come here. 585 00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:22,782 - [YOUENS COUGHS] - You're good, you're good, 586 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,212 you're good. You're all right. 587 00:27:24,254 --> 00:27:25,411 - [YOUENS MOANS] - You're all right. 588 00:27:25,463 --> 00:27:27,566 - [COUGHING] - You're all right. 589 00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:29,994 You're all right. 590 00:27:30,522 --> 00:27:32,024 - [LIP] Okay? - [YOUENS GROANS] 591 00:27:32,987 --> 00:27:35,108 That's all right. There you go. 592 00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:38,008 The broken ribs hurt worse than the broken arms. 593 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,094 [PANTS, LAUGHS GINGERLY] 594 00:27:41,524 --> 00:27:44,111 Ow. What are you doing back? 595 00:27:45,775 --> 00:27:47,633 I got you some groceries. 596 00:27:48,779 --> 00:27:50,527 Pasta, 'cause it's easy. 597 00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:53,732 You know, frozen meals for the microwave. 598 00:27:54,608 --> 00:27:57,458 [PANTING] 599 00:27:58,224 --> 00:28:00,272 And I wanna talk to you about rehab. 600 00:28:01,483 --> 00:28:02,959 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 601 00:28:03,434 --> 00:28:04,976 You know, I, uh... 602 00:28:05,742 --> 00:28:08,381 ... I haven't had a drink in months now, and... 603 00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:11,817 ... believe it or not, it feels pretty fucking good. 604 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:16,024 ♪ SOLEMN MUSIC ♪ 605 00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:19,340 I appreciate your help today. [SNIFFS] 606 00:28:20,597 --> 00:28:21,857 But I have to... 607 00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:24,783 I have to figure out some very pressing things... 608 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,888 ... like how I'm gonna wipe my ass 609 00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:29,662 when it comes time to take a shit... 610 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:33,066 ♪ 611 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:35,284 And how quickly I can drink myself to death, 612 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,903 so I don't have to work up the courage to commit suicide... 613 00:28:38,726 --> 00:28:40,941 ... because there's no way I'm going to prison. 614 00:28:40,942 --> 00:28:42,928 [SIGHS SOFTLY] 615 00:28:43,482 --> 00:28:44,908 So... 616 00:28:46,227 --> 00:28:47,679 ... with great affection... 617 00:28:48,386 --> 00:28:49,996 ... and gratitude... 618 00:28:51,781 --> 00:28:53,760 ... I'm gonna have to ask you to piss off. 619 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,794 ♪ 620 00:29:00,942 --> 00:29:03,109 [INHALES DEEPLY] 621 00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:09,483 ♪ 622 00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,566 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 623 00:29:17,817 --> 00:29:19,266 I think I'm gonna go. 624 00:29:19,271 --> 00:29:20,941 No, no, no, don't go. 625 00:29:21,109 --> 00:29:22,671 It's been so quiet around here. 626 00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:24,857 It makes me feel weird about day drinking. 627 00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:27,492 That's 'cause all the fucking hipsters chased away the locals. 628 00:29:27,495 --> 00:29:29,469 Then the Russians chased away all the hipsters. 629 00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,020 And then ICE chased away all the Russians. 630 00:29:31,031 --> 00:29:32,858 And now we can't pay our mortgage. 631 00:29:32,983 --> 00:29:34,299 [KERMIT SIGHS] 632 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,231 Okay, finish your day drink. Next one's on me. 633 00:29:36,263 --> 00:29:37,873 [VERONICA] [GASPS] Oh, my goodness! 634 00:29:37,889 --> 00:29:39,542 I found them. 635 00:29:39,837 --> 00:29:41,812 - [CHILDREN BABBLING] - [KEV] What? 636 00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,460 [VERONICA] What do you mean, "What?" You don't see that? 637 00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,006 See what? 638 00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:47,774 [KERMIT] What? What are we looking at? 639 00:29:47,775 --> 00:29:49,274 The Huntsville subgroup. 640 00:29:49,275 --> 00:29:50,767 Which is what? 641 00:29:52,780 --> 00:29:55,472 [KERMIT] Whoa! Kev, you found your family. 642 00:29:55,514 --> 00:29:58,254 - No, I don't have a family. - [VERONICA] Kev, baby, 643 00:29:58,270 --> 00:30:01,348 this is huge. These are your ancestors. 644 00:30:01,369 --> 00:30:03,412 When we dig deeper, we'll find your family. 645 00:30:03,470 --> 00:30:04,733 You're not an orphan anymore. 646 00:30:04,747 --> 00:30:07,071 V, do you remember what that doctor said? They're inbred. 647 00:30:07,107 --> 00:30:08,774 What if they try to eat us? 648 00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:11,003 - I think that's cannibals. - [KEV] Well, whatever. 649 00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,607 They abandoned me, 650 00:30:12,608 --> 00:30:14,700 so they're terrible people, right? 651 00:30:16,173 --> 00:30:17,732 [CHILDREN BABBLING] 652 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,816 ♪ LIVELY ROCK MUSIC ♪ 653 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:25,691 ♪ 654 00:30:28,067 --> 00:30:29,947 [HOLDING BREATH] Why don't you try Eric Scarton? 655 00:30:30,733 --> 00:30:34,319 - Spell it? - S-C-A-R-T-O-N. 656 00:30:34,444 --> 00:30:35,982 ♪ 657 00:30:36,107 --> 00:30:38,077 [HOLDING BREATH] "Eric Scarton." The dude sounds like a pussy. 658 00:30:38,141 --> 00:30:40,569 - [EXHALES] - Ah, shit. 659 00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,009 What? 660 00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,111 Found his criminal record. 661 00:30:44,296 --> 00:30:47,770 - Spent over a decade in the Statesville Pen. - Why? 662 00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:49,348 [IAN] Tried to kill a guy... 663 00:30:49,712 --> 00:30:51,058 ... with a spoon. 664 00:30:51,253 --> 00:30:52,899 With a spoon? 665 00:30:53,570 --> 00:30:55,816 ♪ 666 00:30:55,817 --> 00:30:58,567 [IAN] He carved out some dude's eyeball and fucking ate it. 667 00:30:58,588 --> 00:31:01,524 Shit. Monica could really pick 'em, huh? 668 00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:03,649 ♪ 669 00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:05,336 Hey, guys. 670 00:31:06,186 --> 00:31:08,842 Came home early to spend some quality time. 671 00:31:10,234 --> 00:31:12,981 - Um. - It's over, Debbie. 672 00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:16,152 I'm in love with my nurse and you're a horrible person. 673 00:31:16,277 --> 00:31:18,389 - No offense. - "No offense"? 674 00:31:18,408 --> 00:31:20,560 [LAKISHA] You know he can't edit his thoughts. 675 00:31:21,192 --> 00:31:23,377 You don't love me, 676 00:31:23,858 --> 00:31:25,690 and Lakisha does. 677 00:31:25,691 --> 00:31:27,941 She helped me discover... 678 00:31:27,942 --> 00:31:29,774 ... my prostate. 679 00:31:29,775 --> 00:31:32,689 And my nipples, and my other erogenous zones, 680 00:31:32,755 --> 00:31:34,755 and you were just using me for my money... 681 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:36,440 ... which is mean. 682 00:31:36,441 --> 00:31:39,066 [PHONE BUZZING] 683 00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:41,690 - What, Carl? - [CARL] Come home right now. 684 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:44,859 Emergency family meeting. Don't tell Fiona. 685 00:31:46,541 --> 00:31:48,607 All right, so he tells me to piss off. 686 00:31:48,608 --> 00:31:50,786 You told me to piss off first time I met you. 687 00:31:50,829 --> 00:31:52,043 No, I didn't. 688 00:31:52,168 --> 00:31:55,022 Right, you just accused me of wanting to suck your dick. 689 00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:57,274 Look, he's... he's covered in puke, 690 00:31:57,275 --> 00:32:00,261 passed out, facedown on his broken arms, 691 00:32:00,288 --> 00:32:01,690 and I clean him up. 692 00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:03,476 Right? Which is may wore than I've ever done 693 00:32:03,515 --> 00:32:05,109 for my prick of a father. 694 00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:07,659 So why am I feeling guilty that I'm not over there 695 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:09,524 wiping his ass for him? 696 00:32:09,811 --> 00:32:11,860 Well, maybe it's because he wiped your ass for you 697 00:32:11,881 --> 00:32:13,829 - when you needed it. - Fuck that, he just wrote a check. 698 00:32:13,845 --> 00:32:17,358 Yeah, with money that he worked hard to earn and didn't owe you. 699 00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:20,440 [BRAD] You... you know what you haven't been 700 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:22,024 since your old professor ran his car 701 00:32:22,035 --> 00:32:23,524 - into a house, though? - What? 702 00:32:23,597 --> 00:32:24,631 Depressed. 703 00:32:25,719 --> 00:32:26,764 Know why? 704 00:32:27,024 --> 00:32:30,176 [BRAD] 'Cause fixing a fellow human's even better than fixing a bike. 705 00:32:30,605 --> 00:32:33,025 And by the way, it's how we stay sober... 706 00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:34,795 by being of service, 707 00:32:35,105 --> 00:32:37,640 and by wiping asses when they need wiping. 708 00:32:37,765 --> 00:32:40,372 And by helping other drunks get what we got. 709 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,566 [SIGHING] You... y... you think I like listening to your shit? 710 00:32:43,591 --> 00:32:44,629 [SCOFFING] I don't. 711 00:32:44,638 --> 00:32:45,744 - No? - No. 712 00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:48,845 'Cause I'm a self-centered prick like you, but... 713 00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:51,775 ... when I listen to your shit, I feel better. 714 00:32:52,857 --> 00:32:54,732 So, it's a selfish thing. 715 00:32:54,857 --> 00:32:56,447 Yeah, now you're getting it. 716 00:32:56,869 --> 00:32:59,359 - [PHONE RINGING] - Gimme a sec, be right there. 717 00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:03,019 Yo, Carl, what's up? 718 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,698 Wait, what? 719 00:33:08,441 --> 00:33:09,857 All right. 720 00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:11,525 All right. 721 00:33:17,807 --> 00:33:19,490 Oh, no. 722 00:33:20,018 --> 00:33:21,732 Damn! 723 00:33:21,857 --> 00:33:23,565 Kevin! 724 00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:25,482 I got the bill for your surgery. 725 00:33:25,535 --> 00:33:27,951 [VERONICA] $1,500 just for anesthesia? 726 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:30,358 - [VERONICA] Kevin! - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 727 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,024 [BAR MUSIC PLAYING] 728 00:33:34,025 --> 00:33:35,482 What's this? 729 00:33:35,483 --> 00:33:36,734 It's me. 730 00:33:37,109 --> 00:33:39,941 It's the only picture in my foster child folder. 731 00:33:39,942 --> 00:33:42,316 Cops found me at a gas station, 732 00:33:42,317 --> 00:33:43,933 and no one ever came looking for me, 733 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:46,290 and now you want me to go back to 'em. 734 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,468 - Well, don't you want to? - Yes. 735 00:33:48,775 --> 00:33:50,690 [ANYA] Who will give me tour of the back, please? 736 00:33:50,691 --> 00:33:53,149 - Who are you? - I am realtor. 737 00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:55,314 Hired by owner to sell shit-hole bar. 738 00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,081 - [KEV] What? - Svetlana. 739 00:33:57,206 --> 00:33:58,948 She can't do that, can she? 740 00:33:58,988 --> 00:34:00,176 She own, she can. 741 00:34:00,301 --> 00:34:02,565 That's it. Enough of this shit. 742 00:34:02,566 --> 00:34:05,244 ♪ 743 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,608 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 744 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,757 Show her nothing, Kev. 745 00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:20,226 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 746 00:34:21,513 --> 00:34:24,093 Do you examine your breasts on a regular basis? 747 00:34:24,139 --> 00:34:26,816 ♪ 748 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:28,399 [DOOR OPENS] 749 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,191 Monica's ex found us? 750 00:34:30,192 --> 00:34:32,108 [CARL] Yeah, he tried to drown me in my own hot tub. 751 00:34:32,109 --> 00:34:35,600 Ian and I got, like, nine grand between us. You got any money left? 752 00:34:36,025 --> 00:34:38,322 Uh, no. Only a couple hundred. 753 00:34:38,355 --> 00:34:40,228 I had to pay off some debts. Debs? 754 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:43,030 - [IAN] Doesn't have any. - [DEBBIE] Spent it all on equipment and welding school. 755 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,074 I'm broke. 756 00:34:44,258 --> 00:34:46,108 - Liam? - [LIAM] Yeah? 757 00:34:46,109 --> 00:34:49,128 [IAN] You have, uh, any idea what Fiona did with your meth? 758 00:34:49,154 --> 00:34:50,607 No. 759 00:34:53,650 --> 00:34:54,752 We have to ask her. 760 00:34:54,798 --> 00:34:56,358 - [CARL AND DEBBIE] No. - [IAN] Hell no. 761 00:34:56,483 --> 00:34:58,262 Well, has somebody got a better idea? 762 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:01,316 [LIP] Something you can sell? I mean, 763 00:35:01,317 --> 00:35:03,488 someone you know that could loan us that kind of money? 764 00:35:03,508 --> 00:35:04,969 [IAN] Hey, Debs, how about Neil? 765 00:35:05,032 --> 00:35:06,828 He literally just broke up with me. 766 00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:08,108 He said I'm a horrible person. 767 00:35:08,109 --> 00:35:09,524 [DOOR OPENS] 768 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,193 [FRANK] Evening, family. 769 00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,171 - [DEBBIE] Jesus, Frank! - [IAN] Whoa. 770 00:35:14,208 --> 00:35:16,731 - [DEBBIE] Is that a squirrel? - What the hell is that? 771 00:35:16,778 --> 00:35:18,816 [FRANK] Roadkill, I'm afraid. 772 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,653 I'll give him a proper burial tomorrow. 773 00:35:21,778 --> 00:35:23,108 Jesus. 774 00:35:23,109 --> 00:35:24,306 Indeed. 775 00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:25,695 [LIP] Frank, do you have any cash? 776 00:35:25,742 --> 00:35:27,400 We gotta pay this Eric guy, for real. 777 00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:28,603 [FRANK] Of course. 778 00:35:30,176 --> 00:35:31,483 [LIP] Thanks. 779 00:35:34,659 --> 00:35:36,359 Seven fucking dollars? 780 00:35:38,486 --> 00:35:40,066 We could rob where you work. 781 00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:42,530 - Know where they keep the safe? - Absolutely not. 782 00:35:42,565 --> 00:35:45,024 You're the one that got us into this shit, Frank. 783 00:35:45,025 --> 00:35:46,437 Monica. 784 00:35:46,627 --> 00:35:48,897 Not me. And it's Francis now. 785 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:51,400 I no longer resonate with a hard K. 786 00:35:51,759 --> 00:35:53,749 [SIGHING] Oh, fuck it. 787 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,922 - Let's talk to Fiona. - Yep. 788 00:35:57,047 --> 00:36:00,066 ♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪ 789 00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:01,774 ♪ 790 00:36:01,775 --> 00:36:03,607 [EXHALES] 791 00:36:03,608 --> 00:36:05,690 [INHALES] 792 00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:07,524 That's strange. 793 00:36:07,649 --> 00:36:09,775 I have... 794 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:12,695 ... I have a strange... [PANTS SHORTLY] 795 00:36:12,734 --> 00:36:15,229 ... a strange feeling. I... oof. 796 00:36:15,288 --> 00:36:19,055 Liam, do I feel warm to you? [PANTING] 797 00:36:20,067 --> 00:36:21,941 Nah. 798 00:36:21,942 --> 00:36:23,732 [GROANS SOFTLY] 799 00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:27,060 [SIGHS GROANINGLY] Ah. 800 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,826 My back. [GROANS] 801 00:36:30,109 --> 00:36:32,191 [GRUNTS, GROANS] 802 00:36:32,888 --> 00:36:34,399 It's like... 803 00:36:35,283 --> 00:36:38,565 ... my blood is warming. 804 00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:41,565 [GROANS, SIGHS] 805 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:45,733 ♪ 806 00:36:52,525 --> 00:36:53,521 Sign over the bar to me 807 00:36:53,538 --> 00:36:55,372 and I'll tell them that we were legit married 808 00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:57,597 and this was all just a big mistake. 809 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,543 No. 810 00:37:00,181 --> 00:37:02,053 I will sell my bar and live like a queen 811 00:37:02,107 --> 00:37:03,751 in Russia with all my money. 812 00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,195 [VERONICA] Bullshit. 813 00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:07,852 Your dream is a Quiznos in Kansas. 814 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:09,775 [DISTANT CHATTER] 815 00:37:13,346 --> 00:37:15,399 I keep two-thirds of bar. 816 00:37:15,524 --> 00:37:18,358 One-third, and you pay Kev's medical bills. 817 00:37:18,359 --> 00:37:21,857 You also agree to take care of the three kids three days a week. 818 00:37:21,858 --> 00:37:23,908 - We are thrupple again? - [VERONICA] No. 819 00:37:23,928 --> 00:37:26,449 I manage bar and all bills. 820 00:37:26,508 --> 00:37:28,199 We do that together, and you teach me 821 00:37:28,215 --> 00:37:30,108 - what I don't know. - I teach you. 822 00:37:30,401 --> 00:37:33,149 But Kev, he is too stupid for math. 823 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,191 - It's the inbreeding. - [SVETLANA] What? 824 00:37:35,316 --> 00:37:36,941 We have a deal? 825 00:37:36,942 --> 00:37:39,982 ♪ UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC ♪ 826 00:37:39,983 --> 00:37:42,149 ♪ 827 00:37:42,405 --> 00:37:44,605 If we weren't so screwed, we wouldn't ask for your help. 828 00:37:44,654 --> 00:37:46,977 [CARL] The dude almost drowned me in my own hot tub. 829 00:37:47,019 --> 00:37:49,168 [DEBBIE] You don't have to help us, but it would be really helpful 830 00:37:49,189 --> 00:37:50,615 - if you could just tell us... - Tell us what you did 831 00:37:50,631 --> 00:37:52,183 with the last two pounds of meth. 832 00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:55,440 [SIGHS] 833 00:37:55,646 --> 00:37:57,241 [IAN] Is this the part where you lecture us? 834 00:37:57,273 --> 00:37:59,069 - 'Cause if you could just speed it up a little bit, that... - You wanna be a smartass, 835 00:37:59,085 --> 00:38:00,284 or do you want my help? 836 00:38:03,192 --> 00:38:05,358 I'm taking my time with this 837 00:38:05,615 --> 00:38:08,513 because I want you all to remember this... 838 00:38:09,031 --> 00:38:11,781 how hard you tried not to have to come to me. 839 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,950 Because if you didn't have to come to me, 840 00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:16,231 then maybe you could just get through all this 841 00:38:16,263 --> 00:38:17,922 without having to admit... 842 00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:20,433 ... one simple truth. 843 00:38:23,298 --> 00:38:25,162 Which is that I was right. 844 00:38:26,287 --> 00:38:30,241 When I told you that keeping the meth... 845 00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:32,786 - ... was a bad idea... - [LIP] Mm-hmm. 846 00:38:34,148 --> 00:38:35,890 [WHISPERING] ... I was right. 847 00:38:37,063 --> 00:38:40,425 When I begged you not to take it... 848 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:42,696 ... I was right. 849 00:38:43,557 --> 00:38:46,920 When I told you that selling it 850 00:38:46,962 --> 00:38:51,806 and turning yourselves into fucking meth dealers 851 00:38:51,823 --> 00:38:56,178 was a terrible decision that could go horribly wrong, 852 00:38:56,393 --> 00:38:59,850 I was... super fuckin' right. 853 00:38:59,975 --> 00:39:01,269 - [IAN] Well... - I am the one 854 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,052 - who saw to your survival... - [IAN GROANS] 855 00:39:03,121 --> 00:39:04,868 ... since you were babies. 856 00:39:05,707 --> 00:39:09,329 I am the only reason that you are still breathing 857 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:11,351 and have limbs intact. 858 00:39:11,679 --> 00:39:15,295 So, I want you to remember this moment. 859 00:39:16,446 --> 00:39:17,913 [FIONA] So that the next time 860 00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:20,400 that I try to warn you against a plan 861 00:39:20,423 --> 00:39:25,045 that Frank and Monica thought was a good idea, 862 00:39:25,082 --> 00:39:26,185 maybe... 863 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:30,471 ... just... maybe you will fucking listen! 864 00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:32,720 Are you gonna tell us where the meth is or not, Fiona? 865 00:39:33,048 --> 00:39:35,256 ♪ TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC ♪ 866 00:39:39,626 --> 00:39:41,377 I am, Debs. 867 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:43,965 I am. 868 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:48,906 Right after every single one of you says... 869 00:39:49,841 --> 00:39:51,102 ... "you were right." 870 00:39:51,577 --> 00:39:53,864 - [IAN SIGHS] - "And I was wrong, Fiona." 871 00:39:55,168 --> 00:39:56,551 Are you serious? 872 00:39:56,676 --> 00:39:58,060 [LAUGHING] Yeah. 873 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:03,724 ♪ 874 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:06,063 Time is a-wastin'. 875 00:40:06,939 --> 00:40:08,924 I wanna hear those words. 876 00:40:10,149 --> 00:40:11,596 Okay. 877 00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:14,411 You were right and I was wrong, Fiona. 878 00:40:14,536 --> 00:40:16,147 [INHALES DEEPLY] 879 00:40:16,337 --> 00:40:18,338 [EXHALES SMUGLY] Mm-hmm. 880 00:40:21,348 --> 00:40:23,217 [SIGHS] You were... 881 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:25,086 [CHOKES SOFTLY, SUCKS TEETH] 882 00:40:25,211 --> 00:40:27,737 ... right and I was wrong. 883 00:40:29,790 --> 00:40:31,748 Fiona. [SIGHS] 884 00:40:33,881 --> 00:40:36,704 You were fuckin' right and we were fuckin' wrong, Fiona. 885 00:40:42,379 --> 00:40:43,704 I wasn't wrong. 886 00:40:44,295 --> 00:40:46,190 I took what was mine. I'm not sorry for it. 887 00:40:46,315 --> 00:40:48,552 That's how life works sometimes. It didn't go my way. 888 00:40:48,784 --> 00:40:51,154 Now, can you please tell us where you put the rest of the drugs 889 00:40:51,186 --> 00:40:53,640 so that motherfucker doesn't eat your eyeballs too? 890 00:40:53,706 --> 00:40:55,589 - [DOOR OPENS] - [FRANK] Guilt! It's guilt! 891 00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:57,464 [FRANK]It's guilt. 892 00:40:57,465 --> 00:40:59,772 This feeling I've been having in my stomach 893 00:40:59,798 --> 00:41:03,230 and in my bones and in my veins. [CHUCKLES SHARPLY] 894 00:41:03,877 --> 00:41:05,929 I've discovered guilt. 895 00:41:06,510 --> 00:41:08,648 [FRANK] Don't you understand? 896 00:41:08,912 --> 00:41:10,687 I'm here to help. 897 00:41:11,393 --> 00:41:15,042 Does "help" include use of your employee discount? 898 00:41:16,362 --> 00:41:18,963 'Cause we're gonna need a lot of shovels. 899 00:41:20,223 --> 00:41:23,741 - [ALL GRUNTING] - [IAN] This is some seriously sick shit. 900 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,747 - It's no joke, Fiona. - [ALL GRUNTING] 901 00:41:25,786 --> 00:41:27,569 God, who buries her mother with meth? 902 00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:30,849 Shouldn't you be asking what kind of a mother leaves her kids meth? 903 00:41:31,442 --> 00:41:33,587 [CARL] For fuck's sake. I gotta take a piss. 904 00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:36,114 [FRANK] I wonder what other new feelings 905 00:41:36,131 --> 00:41:38,239 life has in store for me. 906 00:41:38,364 --> 00:41:41,038 [FRANK] I've known glee, passion, 907 00:41:41,262 --> 00:41:45,269 joy, grief, despair. 908 00:41:45,282 --> 00:41:47,922 Were you planning on naming, uh, all the human emotions? 909 00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:49,229 'Cause maybe you could help dig while you did that. 910 00:41:49,293 --> 00:41:51,345 Regret... that would be a new one. 911 00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:53,597 Remorse... don't think I've had that one, either. 912 00:41:53,635 --> 00:41:55,005 - [FIONA GROANS] - Jesus Christ. 913 00:41:55,006 --> 00:41:57,199 Crucifixion I have known. 914 00:41:57,237 --> 00:41:59,535 The woman we're digging up saw to that. 915 00:42:00,254 --> 00:42:03,763 - She nailed you to a cross? - [FRANK] It was a sex thing. 916 00:42:03,888 --> 00:42:05,579 I don't like to talk about it. 917 00:42:09,781 --> 00:42:12,157 [FIONA] Ugh. God damn it, this is hard. 918 00:42:12,173 --> 00:42:14,922 [VEHICLE APPROACHING] 919 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:18,089 [ENGINE RUMBLING] 920 00:42:24,548 --> 00:42:26,116 [ALL SHOUTING] 921 00:42:26,412 --> 00:42:29,048 Go! Oh, my God! 922 00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:31,130 [BRAKES SQUEAKING] 923 00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:34,172 ♪ ROCK MUSIC ♪ 924 00:42:34,173 --> 00:42:39,298 ♪ 925 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:44,498 [LIP] Whoa, careful, Carl! Don't go too deep, all right? 926 00:42:44,734 --> 00:42:49,881 ♪ 927 00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:11,666 [SIBLINGS SCREAMING] 928 00:43:16,215 --> 00:43:17,705 [FIONA] [WHIMPERS] 929 00:43:17,779 --> 00:43:18,935 [CARL] Oops. 930 00:43:19,060 --> 00:43:20,298 [FIONA] Oh, no. 931 00:43:22,023 --> 00:43:23,449 [DEBBIE] What do we do? 932 00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:27,614 Maybe we should hold hands... 933 00:43:28,047 --> 00:43:29,747 ... and take a moment of silence? 934 00:43:37,597 --> 00:43:38,743 - [IAN] Ugh! - [FRANK] Oh, fuck. 935 00:43:38,753 --> 00:43:41,266 - [LIP] Oh, Jesus. - [ALL RETCHING] 936 00:43:42,332 --> 00:43:43,862 [LIP] All right, where's the fucking drugs? 937 00:43:43,942 --> 00:43:45,847 [FIONA] I put them under her. 938 00:43:47,836 --> 00:43:49,521 [ALL COUGHING AND RETCHING] 939 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,215 [FIONA] I'll get the drugs 940 00:43:51,216 --> 00:43:53,115 if you guys put her back in the coffin. 941 00:43:56,359 --> 00:43:57,765 [LIP] Fuckin' A... 942 00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:02,577 - [DEBBIE RETCHES] - [LIP] Ugh. 943 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:04,409 [LIP] God. [GRUNTS] 944 00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:08,606 You were so right, Fiona. 945 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:11,270 [CARL] You were right. We were fucking wrong. 946 00:44:11,296 --> 00:44:13,859 Oh, my God. Ugh. 947 00:44:14,256 --> 00:44:17,628 ♪ 948 00:44:17,843 --> 00:44:20,525 [SIBLINGS COUGHING, GROANING] 949 00:44:21,048 --> 00:44:25,112 ♪ 950 00:44:42,757 --> 00:44:45,691 [SNAPS FINGERS] Come on in. Get in. 951 00:44:46,465 --> 00:44:50,632 ♪ 952 00:45:00,512 --> 00:45:02,459 Sweet Jesus. 953 00:45:02,584 --> 00:45:04,465 What is that smell? 954 00:45:09,892 --> 00:45:12,798 [SNIFFS] Ugh, God. 955 00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:17,340 [CARL] I... I have my hot tub. It's worth, like, four K. 956 00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,215 It's, like, 33,000 in all. 957 00:45:19,279 --> 00:45:20,366 [ERIC SIGHS] 958 00:45:20,371 --> 00:45:21,865 That's not enough. 959 00:45:21,929 --> 00:45:24,880 - You still owe me 37 grand! - Stop, stop. 960 00:45:25,005 --> 00:45:26,886 [FRANK] Let me handle this, please. 961 00:45:26,912 --> 00:45:28,855 [FRANK] Eric, is it? 962 00:45:28,871 --> 00:45:31,316 You were Monica's partner, I take it? 963 00:45:31,601 --> 00:45:34,457 Which means half of the drugs belonged to her, 964 00:45:34,582 --> 00:45:36,769 and we have done all we can 965 00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,795 to pay you back for your half. 966 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,981 That smell? That reek, Eric? 967 00:45:43,673 --> 00:45:47,168 That stench that's filling your nostrils? 968 00:45:47,236 --> 00:45:48,614 That's Monica. 969 00:45:49,126 --> 00:45:53,963 Dead, rotting, beautiful, tortured, magnificent, 970 00:45:53,964 --> 00:45:56,922 ridiculous, worm-infested Monica. 971 00:45:57,761 --> 00:45:59,292 She died. 972 00:45:59,651 --> 00:46:01,340 [FRANK] We watched her die. 973 00:46:01,465 --> 00:46:03,459 [FRANK] And then we put her in the ground. 974 00:46:05,048 --> 00:46:06,980 We buried some drugs with her, 975 00:46:07,011 --> 00:46:08,685 but that's neither here nor there. 976 00:46:08,922 --> 00:46:10,470 And then we dug her up. 977 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,391 But two bags of meth... 978 00:46:13,426 --> 00:46:15,658 ... plus nine grand and a hot tub? 979 00:46:16,197 --> 00:46:17,622 That's all we've got. 980 00:46:19,438 --> 00:46:20,552 That's it. 981 00:46:21,138 --> 00:46:23,446 [FRANK] And now she's six feet under again. 982 00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,767 And if you come near my family, Eric, 983 00:46:29,595 --> 00:46:31,691 as God as my witness, 984 00:46:32,198 --> 00:46:34,336 I will bury you with her. 985 00:46:37,904 --> 00:46:39,398 Are we clear? 986 00:46:44,293 --> 00:46:45,365 Yeah. 987 00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,250 We're clear. 988 00:46:47,693 --> 00:46:51,214 ♪ TENSE ROCK MUSIC ♪ 989 00:46:51,215 --> 00:46:56,340 ♪ 990 00:47:03,648 --> 00:47:06,089 [DOOR CLANKING OPEN] 991 00:47:13,367 --> 00:47:15,256 [SIGHS] 992 00:47:16,798 --> 00:47:20,899 ♪ 993 00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:24,046 Thanks... Francis. 994 00:47:25,207 --> 00:47:29,267 ♪ Your love for me ♪ 995 00:47:32,033 --> 00:47:33,464 ♪ True ♪ 996 00:47:33,465 --> 00:47:36,557 ♪ And precise ♪ 997 00:47:36,626 --> 00:47:40,448 ♪ It nice the echo ♪ 998 00:47:40,573 --> 00:47:44,767 ♪ From the tree ♪ 999 00:47:47,216 --> 00:47:49,992 ♪ I'll break ♪ 1000 00:47:50,019 --> 00:47:54,523 ♪ Some day ♪ 1001 00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:57,114 ♪ I'll break ♪ 1002 00:47:57,172 --> 00:48:00,430 ♪ Into the old house ♪ 1003 00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:08,381 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1004 00:48:09,527 --> 00:48:12,082 [SCOFFS SOFTLY] 1005 00:48:12,381 --> 00:48:13,528 [SIGHS] 1006 00:48:13,565 --> 00:48:17,075 Did you have a chance to reconsider my friends' application? 1007 00:48:17,151 --> 00:48:19,113 I did not have that chance, Mel. 1008 00:48:19,862 --> 00:48:22,000 I was dealing with a... 1009 00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:24,328 family situation. 1010 00:48:24,673 --> 00:48:28,060 And I was too busy texting Bahir 1011 00:48:28,097 --> 00:48:30,273 and discovering your bedbug bullshit. 1012 00:48:30,463 --> 00:48:31,715 So? 1013 00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:35,457 [INHALES DEEPLY] 1014 00:48:35,582 --> 00:48:36,772 [FIONA] So... 1015 00:48:38,006 --> 00:48:41,539 ... I've been trying to be... nice. 1016 00:48:42,157 --> 00:48:44,131 Been trying to be mature. 1017 00:48:44,743 --> 00:48:48,497 Trying to rise above my station in life. 1018 00:48:50,688 --> 00:48:52,953 But if you wanna go ghetto on me... 1019 00:48:53,170 --> 00:48:57,366 ... I will beat you at that game every fucking time. 1020 00:48:59,974 --> 00:49:01,816 So, you're gonna call Bahir 1021 00:49:01,941 --> 00:49:04,546 and tell him that you were lying. 1022 00:49:05,966 --> 00:49:07,402 'Cause if you don't... 1023 00:49:08,052 --> 00:49:10,923 ... I'll fill your bed with real bedbugs 1024 00:49:10,966 --> 00:49:15,220 just so I have an excuse to burn all your shit 1025 00:49:15,506 --> 00:49:17,037 in the street. 1026 00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:19,534 And then I'll evict you 1027 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:22,622 so that I can double your rent. 1028 00:49:23,578 --> 00:49:25,478 'Cause you don't scare me. 1029 00:49:32,705 --> 00:49:34,131 We clear? 1030 00:49:40,366 --> 00:49:42,809 All right, baby. You can do this. 1031 00:49:42,841 --> 00:49:43,918 I'm right here. 1032 00:49:52,006 --> 00:49:54,255 [SIGHS] 1033 00:49:54,256 --> 00:49:56,526 [LINE TRILLING] 1034 00:49:56,651 --> 00:49:57,983 [MAN] Hello? 1035 00:49:58,152 --> 00:50:00,358 - [MAN] Hello? Is anybody there? - [WOMAN] Who is it? 1036 00:50:00,390 --> 00:50:01,578 Hello? 1037 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:03,975 Um... 1038 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:05,965 I was... 1039 00:50:06,651 --> 00:50:08,467 ... uh, found at a gas station... 1040 00:50:08,668 --> 00:50:11,011 [INHALES DEEPLY] Outside of Skokie, Illinois, 1041 00:50:11,032 --> 00:50:12,606 when I was two years old. 1042 00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:14,237 That was about... 1043 00:50:14,950 --> 00:50:16,249 30 years ago. 1044 00:50:16,507 --> 00:50:19,048 - And I... - [MAN] Oh, my God, it's Bart! 1045 00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:21,875 - [WOMAN] What? - [MAN] Bart, is that you? 1046 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,509 I think it's Bart. Oh, my God. 1047 00:50:24,548 --> 00:50:28,053 [MAN AND WOMAN TALKING EXCITEDLY] 1048 00:50:28,924 --> 00:50:30,449 I'm Bart? 1049 00:50:31,822 --> 00:50:33,392 I'm Bart from Kentucky. 1050 00:50:33,419 --> 00:50:36,514 [MAN] Is that you? Bart, are you there? 1051 00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:39,339 [MAN AND WOMAN TALK EXCITEDLY] 1052 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:41,464 ♪ DAN CROLL'S "AWAY FROM TODAY" ♪ 1053 00:50:41,465 --> 00:50:45,501 ♪ 1054 00:50:53,195 --> 00:50:55,657 ♪ I hit the ground running ♪ 1055 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:59,605 ♪ Running all the way from sin ♪ 1056 00:51:00,173 --> 00:51:02,384 ♪ 1057 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:06,001 ♪ She stole my heart faster ♪ 1058 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,268 ♪ Than the bullet that I put in him ♪ 1059 00:51:10,516 --> 00:51:12,088 [SIGHS] Well, shit. 1060 00:51:12,377 --> 00:51:15,297 ♪ She took the case and I grabbed the wheels ♪ 1061 00:51:15,298 --> 00:51:18,369 ♪ She taught me to fend and taught me to steal away ♪ 1062 00:51:18,381 --> 00:51:20,249 [INHALES] 1063 00:51:22,368 --> 00:51:26,340 - ♪ My hands are shaking... ♪ - [MAN] Svetlana Fisher. 1064 00:51:26,465 --> 00:51:28,880 ♪ The long you seek away ♪ 1065 00:51:28,881 --> 00:51:32,255 ♪ 1066 00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:36,022 ♪ Away ♪ 1067 00:51:36,071 --> 00:51:40,014 ♪ Away from today ♪ 1068 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:41,689 Spasibo. 1069 00:51:43,404 --> 00:51:47,174 ♪ Away from today ♪ 1070 00:51:50,788 --> 00:51:54,466 ♪ Away from today ♪ 1071 00:51:58,256 --> 00:52:00,224 Hey. 1072 00:52:00,446 --> 00:52:02,756 Okay, you don't have to go to rehab, 'cause... 1073 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:05,206 ... we brought rehab to you. 1074 00:52:05,413 --> 00:52:07,978 [SIGHS] Go away. 1075 00:52:08,103 --> 00:52:10,156 - [LIP] No, look. - [YOUENS] Hey. 1076 00:52:10,445 --> 00:52:13,464 I'm not let you just roll over and die, all right? 1077 00:52:14,084 --> 00:52:16,105 [BRAD] We're just gonna tell you our stories, 1078 00:52:16,130 --> 00:52:17,969 - see if you relate. - [LIP] Yeah. 1079 00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:20,691 Brad can tell you about the time he almost killed his girlfriend, 1080 00:52:20,722 --> 00:52:24,697 and, uh, Dan has some surprising hooking-for-drugs stories. 1081 00:52:25,192 --> 00:52:26,835 It's good stuff. 1082 00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:29,943 Didn't know AA made house calls. 1083 00:52:30,068 --> 00:52:31,369 [BRAD] Oh, yeah. 1084 00:52:31,396 --> 00:52:34,642 Think of us like, uh, foul-mouthed Jehovah's Witnesses. 1085 00:52:37,098 --> 00:52:39,520 You don't have to do anything but listen, all right? 1086 00:52:39,964 --> 00:52:41,598 Can I drink while I listen? 1087 00:52:41,723 --> 00:52:43,422 Not a problem. 1088 00:52:43,611 --> 00:52:47,128 ♪ Away from today ♪ 1089 00:52:47,757 --> 00:52:49,879 ♪ 1090 00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:54,921 ♪ Away from today ♪ 1091 00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:58,803 ♪ 1092 00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:00,505 [WOMAN ON TV] Go up with the hips. 1093 00:53:00,630 --> 00:53:03,158 Go left, right... 1094 00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:06,966 [FLIES BUZZING] 1095 00:53:17,301 --> 00:53:18,825 ♪ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ♪ 1096 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:22,076 ♪ DAN CROLL'S "AWAY FROM TODAY" ♪ 1097 00:53:22,423 --> 00:53:24,256 ♪ 1098 00:53:25,329 --> 00:53:26,432 Hey. 1099 00:53:29,905 --> 00:53:31,695 Maybe he wants me to know he got clean. 1100 00:53:31,711 --> 00:53:32,894 You don't need to deal with that. 1101 00:53:32,904 --> 00:53:34,940 You're a strong, independent woman, just like me. 1102 00:53:34,952 --> 00:53:37,410 This sober sex thing, it's not working for me. 1103 00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:40,032 If you gotta, then try no-string sex. 1104 00:53:40,069 --> 00:53:42,650 What can I do to be a better father? 1105 00:53:42,659 --> 00:53:45,969 We don't have enough fathers in our PTA car wash. 1106 00:53:45,999 --> 00:53:48,313 - Can't be afraid to get wet. - Find me. 1107 00:53:50,273 --> 00:53:52,938 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 78420

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