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Next time you miss Shameless,
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I cut off your testicles
and feed it to homeless dog
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who lives behind Alibi.
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But today, you get free pass.
I tell you.
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- Phillip. Tito. Senior intern.
- Nice to meet you.
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All right, follow me.
I'll show you around.
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Filling out the paperwork to disinherit
you abortion-should-have-beens.
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We are gonna start a maid service
that is not only topless,
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but also cleans. We'll
corner the market.
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Your thing is kinda weird.
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It has all this extra skin.
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Confronted Caleb about that chick.
He's screwin' her.
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That's a nice stroller.
Where'd you get it?
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I found it in the park.
I'm gonna sell it.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Care to join us, doll face?
- Sure.
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Sorry to bother you. I work at Patsy's.
I'd like to quit.
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We should just shut it down.
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If I stayed on as manager,
would you keep it open?
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Just keep it afloat.
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- Shit! Shit! Sorry.
- Oh!
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You okay, babe? You have a bad dream?
Oh, my God!
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Hey, we were just working out.
You know, just breaking a sweat.
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- Sorry. Got to get that lock fixed.
- Yeah.
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Might take a while
to get him back to sleep.
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You good to hang?
And we can finish our workout?
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No, you know what,
actually, I should go.
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I gotta be at my
internship early.
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What do you do there?
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Uh, I work for free
for a bunch of douche bags
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whose asses I would've kicked
in high school.
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- Sounds fun.
- Yeah.
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You know your way out?
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Yeah, yeah, I'll figure it out.
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Okay, come on, babe, let's go.
Lights out. Come on.
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No, no, no, no.
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No, no! You have to love me.
That's your job!
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- Shut up, man!
- No,no!
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- Shut the fuck up!
- We're trying to sleep in here!
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You're dreaming.
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You're crying in your sleep.
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What you dream about?
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Pain. Betrayal.
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Fiona and Debbie
ripped my skeleton from my flesh.
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Jesus.
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Monica was there, too.
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Sucking my blood through a straw.
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And you were there.
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And your kids.
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And you put whiskey-drenched cotton
candy back where my bones had been.
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Who's Monica?
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Love of my life.
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Bane of my existence.
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When you're all strung out,
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you do look a bit like her.
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You taste like her, too.
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Probably the tooth rot.
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Slut.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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There you go.
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Come on, Harriet, sleeping time.
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Is she still scared of me?
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Well, she did watch you bounce
Frank's head down a flight of stairs.
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How do you say, "He had it coming"
in Nigerian?
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What are you doing up?
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- Caleb won't stop drunk-texting me.
- Begging forgiveness?
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Begging, then name-calling,
then begging some more.
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Nice sex hair.
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Tinder rocks. Free sex,
any time I want it, no strings attached.
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Yeah, but you're female.
Wasn't that always available to you?
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Maybe, but Tinder makes it simple.
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No confusion. No misguided weddings.
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Now I just bone and go,
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so I can save my energy
for more important things.
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- Like what?
- Like my job.
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Patsy's Pies? Sure
you want to be
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directing all your
freed-up energy there?
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You're one to talk.
You spend all day working for free.
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- Has a point.
- Huh.
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But my bullshit internship is gonna
turn into a non-bullshit career.
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What?
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There's no offense!
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Wow.
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Some taken.
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All right.
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Kind of harsh.
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- Only 'cause it's true!
- You sure about that?
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Working for free is called "slave
labor," last time I checked.
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Good morning. As a reminder,
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this shelter is closing
at the end of the week.
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The Container Store franchise
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has taken over our lease.
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"The Container Store"? That's a thing?
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Volunteers are passing out the addresses
of other local shelters.
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This says the nearest one
is 60 blocks away.
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Are we supposed to just walk?
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Where are we gonna go to?
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Back to Tent City, baby.
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I hate Tent City.
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That Santa-Claus-looking dude is
always trying to make me sit on his lap.
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No, we are not going to sleep in tents
like Indians and hikers.
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I'll find a place for us to squat.
Some place clean and dry.
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Or at least indoors. I'm the patriarch
of this family, and I will provide.
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Patriarch?
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My dream last night wasn't just a dream.
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Was it a hallucination
from all the drugs?
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A message from my highest self. I was
awake all night thinking about this.
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My kids ripped my bones out.
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They betrayed me, they gutted me.
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But you were there, you and your kids,
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rebuilding me
into the man I was meant to be.
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Are you sure you're not still high?
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Monica, I need this.
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I need a new family of Gallaghers.
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And you need a man to take charge.
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- My name ain't Monica.
- Did I call you Monica?
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- Yeah.
- It's another sign.
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Can we come with you?
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Where are your parents?
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Mom's dead, Dad went out
to score last week and never came back.
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Jesus. Sign number three!
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God is handing me a do-over!
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Uh... Uh... New Carl, New Debbie.
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- I'm a boy.
- Really?
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You need a haircut, Debs.
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Uh, new Ian, New Lip...
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You. Yeah. You alone?
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Yeah.
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- New Fiona!
- Oh, no, I don't do three-ways.
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Jesus, New Monica!
She's my new daughter, not a three-way.
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Although we should discuss the three-way
thing, 'cause you're really missing out.
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But no, that's not what this is about.
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What is it?
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You need new parents, I need new kids.
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Grateful kids. Loving kids.
Whiskey-drenched cotton candy kids!
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Not the fucking ingrates
that I've raised.
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Welcome, New Gallaghers.
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Come on, give Daddy Frank a hug!
Come on.
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Come on. Come on! Will you?
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Yeah! There you go! Yeah!
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Okay. Come on, buddy, can't be late.
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Daycare's for losers.
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Thank you, Frank. Oh, here.
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I'm not violent, Joyalisi,
just in a hurry.
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Her name is Jo-la-yemi.
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She can call me what she wants.
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You owe me for the week.
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Right. I'm sorry, I'm a little short.
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My Internet business had a slowdown
due to a lack of inventory,
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but I'll have it for you tonight.
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Okay, thanks! Have a great day!
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- Luther? What's up?
- What's up?
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What's up is you
gave my daughter gonorrhea,
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you little shit stain. That's what's up!
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- I did?
- Run, Carl!
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What the hell?
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You better run, Gallagher!
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- What?
- I'm worried about Fiona.
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I don't know what to say,
I keep texting and deleting.
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- Why worried?
- Haven't heard from her.
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I haven't had time to stop by.
It's weird.
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I have no idea
what's going on in her life.
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She's busy fucking strangers.
It's new hobby.
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Very time-consuming.
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Kev is on his way
with the ice cream truck.
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"Tittie van," you mean?
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He already has seven bookings.
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So what? I watch bar, you strip,
Kev watches babies?
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It would be more fun to strip together.
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So, Kev watches babies behind bar?
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No, 'cause he wants to drive us around,
act as a bouncer, just in case.
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A Pimp, you mean.
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So, who's gonna watch bar?
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That's Kev.
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Check it out, sister-wives!
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We're gonna ride around in that?
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Right?
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Whoo!
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You know, my tits are smaller than this.
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Our customers won't mind. Hey, pal.
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Uh, topless maids that actually clean.
Pass it along.
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Where are the kids?
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Check it out! Custom-built.
Are you ready for this?
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What do you think?
Is that genius, or what? They love it.
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They... Look at "em.
Look at 'em, they love it!
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Hi.
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What's that smell?
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That's not coming from the van.
Excuse me, sir,
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this is a legitimate business here.
Would you--
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- Whoa!
- What the fuck?
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Oh!
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Shit!
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What the fuck is going on here?
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This is my father.
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He's staying with us for a while.
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Guy at table eight sent back his burger
and left without paying.
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Said it tastes like
ketchup-flavored cardboard.
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Johnny, come on!
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You burn any more of these burgers,
I'm gonna deep-fry you.
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You get me better meat,
and I wouldn't have to char it.
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That shit you bought
tastes like freezer burn.
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Well, I had to cut costs,
otherwise, we all lose our jobs.
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You get what you pay for.
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Yeah, well, can't you get creative?
Some new spices or something?
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You think you can do my job
better than me? You're welcome to it.
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You pick up that attitude in prison?
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Hello?
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Liam punched him where?
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Okay, did he say that he was sorry?
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No, I'll come pick him up.
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I gotta go pick up my kid brother
at daycare.
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Try not to poison anyone while I'm gone.
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What, are you gonna eat breakfast
off of that floor?
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- How long have you been here?
- Came in early.
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Caleb and I broke up.
Needed something to fill my time.
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Well, the shine's hurting my eyes.
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Medic 12.
First and Indian Heights.
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Agitated female,
tried to run into traffic.
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Police have her subdued and cuffed.
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- That's us. Let's hit it.
- I'm coming.
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Come on, let's go!
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Yes!
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Yo! Smells like a brewery in here.
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Because that is the
smell of victory. Yes!
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- Yes!
- Yeah!
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- How long's he been playing for?
- About 18 hours.
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Jesus. You guys watch him all night?
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L gotta piss!
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- That's you, man.
- Okay.
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Hey, so, you want me to play for you
while you go to the bathroom?
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I'm not bad,
but I can't make any promises.
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What?
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Listen. You're not playing for him,
you're changing his piss bag.
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His what?
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Well, he's wearing
an external catheter.
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What the fuck is that?
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Well, it's a condom attached to
his dick, attached to a tube,
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and it fills up that bag.
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- Why?
-'Cause that's what champions do!
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Nice!
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Just change it before it overflows.
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Are you fucking with me?
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Well, it's either that or you can
pull the catheter off his dick
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and hold the bottle and
he can piss in it.
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You're an intern. Grunt work is the job.
And I've changed it twice already, so...
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I have got to piss!
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All right.
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God.
249
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,687
Why is he
covered in shit, Lana?
250
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,923
He rode into country
hiding on cow freighter.
251
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,248
- He can't stay with us.
- He's covered in tattoos.
252
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,608
Is that a penis fucking a skull?
253
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,723
Kev, he sold her into sex slavery!
254
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,410
- Yeah. He can't stay with us.
- Tell her!
255
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,409
- Hey, Svet?
- Yo.
256
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,449
Uh, he can't stay with us.
257
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:18,560
Yeah. Sorry. We discussed it. And we
just don't think it's a good idea.
258
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,647
So, we live together, we love together,
we even raise babies together.
259
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,690
But this decision,
we do not make together?
260
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,360
She's right.
261
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,364
We're just worried about him
being in the house with the babies.
262
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,648
He's good for babies. He's sweet.
263
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,325
He's also good behind bar.
264
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,370
He solves bartender problem while we
go out and do tittie van business
265
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,403
so we can save money for college
for babies.
266
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,921
You want us to leave our bar with him?
Does he even speak English?
267
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,764
English does not matter.
268
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,402
Make drink. Take money.
Hurt people who do not pay money.
269
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,925
I grew up in his bar.
270
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,560
Everything I know, I
learn from this man.
271
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,691
- I'll go get him some clothes.
- Don't you dare leave.
272
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,810
Dude, can you just slow down?
273
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,850
Paul said "agitated woman."
"Agitated" is code for "mentally ill."
274
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,480
The cops already have her cuffed.
She can't do any more damage.
275
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,841
She's suffering.
276
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,480
Well, Jesus, we're not gonna be able
to help her if you kill us first.
277
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,681
Almost there.
278
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,166
- Burst your stitches again?
- What the hell did you do to me?
279
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,964
Excuse me,
but he has his finger up my ass.
280
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,407
Take a seat in the waiting room.
I'll be with you in a minute.
281
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,130
- The gonorrhea?
- What?
282
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,606
You gave me gonorrhea!
283
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:39,441
Jesus.
284
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,803
I didn't give him gonorrhea.
I gave him a circumcision.
285
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,608
- He's a little old for that, isn't he?
- That's what I said.
286
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,969
All right, I've seen TV, I know how you
can get infections from these surgeries.
287
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:53,808
Why do you think you have gonorrhea?
You have swollen glands? Discharge?
288
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,755
No, but my girlfriend
has it, and her dad
289
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:57,487
wants to kill me, and
the dude's a cop!
290
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,447
Okay. First things first.
Let's run a test. Hop up on the table.
291
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,167
That's not the hole it goes in.
292
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:18,126
Whenever you consider not using
a condom, remember this pain.
293
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,573
Barkeep, six Bloody
Marys, hold the Mary.
294
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:24,526
Here we go.
295
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,364
I hate Bloody Marys.
296
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,205
Tomato juice prevents scurvy,
and beggars can't be choosers.
297
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,442
Put your stuff over there.
298
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,080
- Who's this?
- Svetlana's father.
299
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,481
Welcome, comrade. I'm Frank Gallagher,
me and my kids drink for free.
300
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,729
Also, we're gonna be staying
in the apartment upstairs for a while.
301
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,882
If Kevin were here,
he'd sign off on that
302
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:52,682
because he once tried to kill me,
and he would like to avoid prison.
303
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,890
Also assuming you're a communist,
304
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,203
you understand
the rich helping out the poor.
305
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,362
So, I'll just need those drinks.
306
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,221
Not for the kids. No
alcohol for the kids.
307
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:13,764
They drink Virgin Marys.
308
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:20,927
And the key, which Kev
keeps in the register right there.
309
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,405
Christ on a cracker,
Russians are strong!
310
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,847
- Are you okay, Daddy Frank?
-'Course I am.
311
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,846
My spirit is like a cockroach.
It can't be crushed.
312
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,968
My back's a little
weaker than my spirit.
313
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,329
Come on, kids, let's go dumpster-diving
behind the donut shop.
314
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,766
- No.No!
- We're hungry.
315
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,208
I said I'll provide.
I will provide.
316
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,250
Help me up. I know a joint.
317
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,410
Great pancakes, shitty service,
cunty manager.
318
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,800
We'll get food there.
319
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,727
- Ma'am, I need you to calm down.
- No! Why aren't you listening to me?
320
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,929
Let me go, let me go! He's coming
for me, I have to go. I have to go!
321
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,970
Kaylee Jones. She ran into traffic,
says a demon was chasing her.
322
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,122
History of schizophrenia,
but no violent crimes,
323
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,442
so I'd rather not book her
if I can avoid it.
324
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,170
- Please. Please.
- All right, Kaylee. Kaylee. I'm Ian.
325
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,283
- Where's the demon now?
- He's coming! Please!
326
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,441
Then we better keep you safe.
327
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,563
I can do that,
but you have to trust me, Kaylee.
328
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,125
- Can you do that?
- He's coming!
329
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,486
I know.
330
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,688
Demons have been after me before, too.
331
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,843
All right, we just have to
get to the ambulance,
332
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,843
and then you're safe, all right, Kaylee?
333
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:43,491
- All right, you can do that, right?
- Mmm-hmm.
334
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,404
Good. Let's go.
335
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,166
It's okay.
336
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,682
It's all right, I'm here.
337
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,688
OMG, your bag is to die.
338
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,561
Oh, thank you. It's a limited edition.
339
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,610
Oh, clearly.
Is there anything I can help you with?
340
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,361
Um, well, Harry's only six months old,
341
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,046
but she's already wearing clothes
for 18 months.
342
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,441
Do you have this cashmere sweater
in a larger size?
343
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,002
I think I do in the back! Love her
name, by the way. It's so retro.
344
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,366
Thank you!
345
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,404
I just want to know
how long he's gonna stay.
346
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,801
He kept roof over my head
and borscht in my bowl
347
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,122
until I was 10 years old,
ready to work on corner.
348
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,731
For this, I owe him.
349
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,645
I also owe him the money he spent
to smuggle me into country.
350
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:54,043
You owe him the money he paid smugglers
so you could be a sex slave in America?
351
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,329
This is land of free, home of brave.
352
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,881
And if he had not smuggled me,
I would not have met you
353
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,407
and become happy wedded thrupple bliss.
354
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,324
- She's got a point.
- Shut up, Kev!
355
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,562
I'm just saying, if I had a dad,
I would forgive a lot, too.
356
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,842
- You know what-
- Okay, enough.
357
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,446
We strip now. Pimp, watch babies.
358
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,730
Hi, uh, sorry, but can
you move your van?
359
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,767
I live right over there,
and I have some little kids
360
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,843
who are about to come out
and play in the yard.
361
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,521
And?
362
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,924
And, uh, your van is very graphic.
363
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,368
- It's pornographic, really.
- Oh, thank you. Those are my wives.
364
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,044
- Well, lucky you.
- Mmm-hmm.
365
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,962
Uh, my wife, I just have the one,
highly-emotional woman.
366
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,284
And if my five and seven-year-old sons
367
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,161
are exposed to pornography for the
first time while playing in our yard,
368
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,163
she's just likely to cry until I agree
369
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,129
to move to an
even more expensive neighborhood.
370
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,647
Look, man, tell your wife
this is a legitimate business
371
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,325
and under the 14th Amendment
372
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,002
we have every right to exercise
our right to free speech and show boobs.
373
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,211
The 14th Amendment abolished slavery.
374
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,966
Goddamn right, it did.
375
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,044
Good thing, too. Because one of my wives
is black and the other one was a slave.
376
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,446
Dude, what the hell are
you talking about?
377
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,364
Oh, good. Thanks a lot!
Now you woke up my kids.
378
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,204
Okay, look. Look. All right?
379
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,122
Please. I'm begging you.
380
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,201
Father to father, husband to husband.
381
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,641
Come on, man.
382
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,126
I'll pull the van around the block.
383
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,887
Hey, you want a business card?
384
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,522
Just in case your wife goes out of town
or something?
385
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,010
Please. I can't breathe.
386
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,851
I will not let the demon
near you, Kaylee. I promise.
387
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,409
I can't move. Please, undo them.
388
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,846
I'm not supposed to do that.
389
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,562
Please. Please, they're hurting me.
390
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,964
It's gonna be okay. All right?
You're okay.
391
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,885
It hurts.
392
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,521
Ian!
393
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,848
- She's gonna be okay.
- It's not protocol.
394
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,041
Please, help me.
395
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,567
Take a deep breath, Kaylee. All right?
396
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,041
- I'm gonna open them.
- God damn it, Gallagher!
397
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,771
She's fine, Sue!
Just watch the road, all right?
398
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,241
- She's fine! You're all right, right?
- Oh, yes. Yes!
399
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,329
All right. Yeah, look
at me, you're okay.
400
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:37,811
- Thank you.
- Okay.
401
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,361
- Ian!
- See? She's fine! She's-
402
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,121
Kaylee!
403
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,926
Oh, my God!
404
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,891
When is the last time
someone ordered liver and onions?
405
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,691
Just that old dude who comes in Tuesdays
for the early bird.
406
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,410
Sorry, old dude.
407
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,927
So you can spend money
on this camel-toe I'm forced to wear,
408
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,844
but the liver and onions
is just too much?
409
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,889
Uniforms bring in business.
Liver and onions don't.
410
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,691
Hungry
as a horse, too. Hey...
411
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,441
- Table for seven, please.
- No, I'm sorry, I don't--
412
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,602
- Out!
- There's a booth open. Come on, kids!
413
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,761
- Out!
- Come on, kids.
414
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,604
- I got it. I got it.
- Dad! Mommy!
415
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,285
Hey!
416
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,601
She's not your mother, Liam.
417
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,649
Water is thicker than blood these days.
418
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,928
Yeah! And thanks to
your influence, Frank,
419
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,690
Liam is no longer welcome at daycare.
420
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,888
He punched a kid in the balls
and called him a gringo.
421
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,964
Okay, son! Glad to hear it.
Give 'em hell.
422
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,645
- What's your name?
- It's--
423
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,330
Uh, this is New Carl,
424
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,687
and that's New Ian and New Lip,
425
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,127
and this cute one right here
is New Debbie.
426
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,802
- Can't I be New Dan?
- There's no Dan.
427
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,041
I'm hungry.
428
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,568
I'm sorry, but you can't eat here
unless somebody shows me some money.
429
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,724
- How about this?
- Oh. Perfect.
430
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,324
Mrs. Wilson,
let me just take care of that for you.
431
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,081
- Oh!
- Come on!
432
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,442
You're a heartless little twat,
aren't you?
433
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,364
Almost positive I'm not.
434
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,161
I've got money.
Took it all from teacher's purse.
435
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,401
You what?
436
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,324
Just like I taught you!
437
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,324
- Okay, can we get some food for my--
- No, Frank.
438
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,766
- Hungry, formally homeless--
- You all stink,
439
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,564
and 6 bucks won't even cover coffee.
440
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,089
Okay, kids. As we discussed.
One, two, three, go.
441
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,004
No. You're gonna throw up?
442
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,525
She's gonna throw up.
443
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,326
Where's the bathroom?
We've been doing drugs.
444
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,323
She's sick. Don't throw up!
445
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:29,684
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Fine.
Fine. Just shut up!
446
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,081
- There we go.
- No, none for the adults!
447
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,526
Bitch.
448
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:34,806
You tell 'em, New Fiona.
449
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,524
That's New Fiona?
450
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,250
- If the bra fits.
- Okay.
451
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,801
Out or, I swear to God,
I'm gonna call the cops.
452
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,849
- You wouldn't.
- Here I go.
453
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,646
Wait. You'd call the cops?
454
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,801
Uh-huh.
455
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,045
What kind of a Gallagher are you?
456
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,364
I'm not a Gallagher.
You disowned me, remember?
457
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,728
You just keep ripping my bones out,
don't you?
458
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,961
Out.
459
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,960
Come on, kids. Leave it.
460
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,326
Hello?
461
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,842
Ian what? Where?
462
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,051
Oh, shit.
463
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,731
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be there.
464
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,965
Sierra, I got a situation.
Can I borrow your car?
465
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,368
- Yeah, sure.
- I'm leaving you in charge.
466
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,807
Text me if there's a problem
and I'll talk you through it, okay?
467
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,241
Uh, are the asses in the window
gonna be a problem?
468
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,566
Oh, Jesus.
469
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,571
Cops are on their way, Frank.
470
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,765
Guess I'll be adding public nudity
to my complaint.
471
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,921
Traitor!
472
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,762
Who do I gotta blow
to get a meal around here?
473
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,686
You don't need to blow anyone. Listen...
474
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,771
Ask and Daddy Frank will provide.
Follow me.
475
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,126
Where?
476
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:04,960
To the best free chocolate chip cookie
in the Upper Midwest. Come on!
477
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,285
In Russia, family is family.
478
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,807
We aren't used to parents
seeing their children as sex objects.
479
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,082
Oh, your husband fucked your mother
to make babies.
480
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,287
You want to ride on high horse?
481
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,886
I have two daughters.
You don't see how that might worry me?
482
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,089
He will not be interested in baby girls
until they reach at least 10 years old.
483
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,924
- You don't see how that's disturbing?
- Oh!
484
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,764
Put your boobs away fast.
Babies in the truck.
485
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,967
We're not done.
486
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,963
No, I know. But it turns out
we can make way more money
487
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,600
by driving the truck around
and just parking it. Come on.
488
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,650
Oh, sir, no charge,
for lack of completion.
489
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,523
Help yourself to a cookie
and have a look around.
490
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,331
Take all the time you need. I'm here
to answer any questions you may have.
491
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,289
Kids, you heard her. Help yourselves!
492
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,966
Frank Gallagher.
You working with a realtor this time
493
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,485
or you just here for the baked goods?
494
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,440
No, I'm my own salesman,
so no need of a real estate agent.
495
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,568
But thanks for asking, Silvie.
496
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,930
She's a shark, this one.
I hope you know how to negotiate.
497
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,326
Mmm!
498
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,648
Too bad you're not as good a realtor
as you are a baker.
499
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,768
You've got your cookies.
On your way, now.
500
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,288
Let me just show you
the master bathroom.
501
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,370
Oh! Oh, oh. Make sure you show them
where Mrs. Kevitz died.
502
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,046
How long was it before they found her?
A week? Two?
503
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,801
It was months ago. She died of old age,
peacefully, at home in bed.
504
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,849
It's what we all wish for, isn't it?
505
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,048
It's hard to believe
that you got the smell out.
506
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,850
It must've been a lot of air freshener.
507
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,884
Her nephew lives overseas.
Very motivated to sell.
508
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,201
So, the master bathroom.
509
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,081
It needs a little work,
but there's lots of potential there.
510
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,083
Nice to meet you two.
511
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,127
Is this gonna be our new house,
Daddy Frank?
512
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,171
You know, New Debbie,
that's not a bad idea.
513
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,923
- I get the biggest bedroom!
- Dibs on the shower!
514
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,923
What? Hey.
515
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,602
What do you think, Moni?
516
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:10,885
Home sweet homeless shelter. Yeah?
517
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,610
Fuck me, I need a break.
518
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,606
Only break for you is the record
you're about to break, brah!
519
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,604
Hey, let's replenish
this food, all right?
520
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,245
Yeah, you know where the kitchen is.
521
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,730
Hey, what the hell, man?
522
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,929
I'm not a fuckin' slave, okay?
I'm supposed to be learning something.
523
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,889
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
524
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,724
All right, listen. I have
a Rhodes scholar, an MIT Valedictorian,
525
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,288
and a chick with a great ass and a
master's degree from Carnegie Mellon
526
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,330
who all want this internship.
527
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,766
The only reason you're here is because
528
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,604
Youens let me take
my Particle Physics final
529
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,081
after I slept through it the first time.
530
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,766
Now, your attitude sucks,
531
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,887
and I am this close
to using whatever little power
532
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,486
I have in this position
to get rid of you.
533
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,404
Do you want that?
534
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,286
Just think about it.
535
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,643
Hey! Shoes off the bed!
536
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,166
Get dressed!
537
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,800
You've had your fun, Frank. Now get out!
538
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,450
I'm afraid you're gonna have to be
the one to leave, Silvie. I got a lease.
539
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,762
I went behind your back
and contacted the owner.
540
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,371
No, you most certainly did not.
541
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,922
- Prove it.
- You prove it!
542
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,447
One year, with an option to buy.
543
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,364
You can't smoke in here!
544
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,171
Oh, come on.
545
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,723
Hey, kids! I need you to show
Ms. Silvie the door.
546
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,288
You sick bastard. Using these kids
for your own selfish-- Ow!
547
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,206
I'll be back with the police!
548
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,326
You stay here with the kids.
549
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,482
Don't leave, no matter what.
Don't leave.
550
00:32:12,494 --> 00:32:13,165
Okay.
551
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,481
- Okay.
- I'll be back.
552
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,846
Where are you going,
Daddy Frank?
553
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,329
There's power in numbers,
new and improved Gallaghers.
554
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,209
Lock the door behind me.
555
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,204
Use force to hold our position
if necessary.
556
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,684
Please, please.
557
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,044
Ready, one, two.
558
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,522
I'm sorry, it was a judgment call.
559
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,724
You took the restraints
off a schizophrenic en route?
560
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,050
You are lucky she isn't dead.
561
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,487
It was a mistake. I won't make it again.
562
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:43,926
You sure as shit won't.
563
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,088
Look, I'm gonna cover
for your ass this time,
564
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,210
but I need you to watch this.
565
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,526
Rita, I'm taking my meds.
566
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,603
You wanna keep your job, Gallagher?
567
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,769
Shut up and watch this.
568
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,081
Ian, if Rita's telling you to go home,
you need to listen.
569
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,971
Even if it seems unfair,
even if you're feeling great.
570
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,009
You made a promise to Rita
that no matter what,
571
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,561
if she thinks you're off your game,
you're gonna go home.
572
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,291
So go, right now. Don't fight her.
573
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,569
I'm serious. Just go, all right? Go!
574
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,410
Come on, Ian. I'll drive you home.
575
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:21,710
What are you doing here?
576
00:33:21,722 --> 00:33:23,286
She's your
emergency contact.
577
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,608
- Look, I'm not having an emergency!
- I disagree.
578
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,127
Rita, I'm not manic, okay?
579
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,364
You drove way too fast on the way.
580
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,403
You scrubbed the rig
three hours before work,
581
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,050
and Woody had just
cleaned it last night.
582
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,122
You were making breakfast
in the middle of the night, Ian.
583
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,805
Your meds can go out of balance
584
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,008
when you go through
a high-stress thing like a breakup.
585
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,889
Just take the week off
and go to a doctor.
586
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,684
_okay.
_okay.
587
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,121
WOMAN". Do you need any other sizes?
588
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,569
Um... Yeah. I'd love to see the jeans
and pink sweater
589
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,006
in the next size up, please.
590
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,565
Still working on losing the baby weight.
591
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,809
Oh, I know, it's just the worst.
Take your time. I'll be right back.
592
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,126
Thank you.
593
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,441
Been texting you.
594
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,689
Jeez, Carl, you scared me.
595
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,365
Yeah, well, your pops
tried to kill me this morning.
596
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,443
Yeah? Probably best to avoid him.
597
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,844
I'm so sorry. I don't know how
I possibly could have gotten gonorrhea.
598
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,207
You better get out of here.
My dad'll be home soon.
599
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,444
Wait, so that's it? You're just gonna
ride off on the bike I bought you?
600
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,364
I cut the tip of my dick off for you!
601
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,362
Dom, I love you!
602
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,201
Yeah?
603
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,561
Hey, your little pixie tribe's in there
trashin' the place.
604
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,081
Total shit show.
605
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,561
Ma'am, I understand. I'm gonna get you
your right order. I'm sorry.
606
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,210
- I'm sorry.
- What's going on?
607
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,361
I...
608
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,770
Ow!
609
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,402
Okay, stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Stop. What's happening?
610
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,164
Johnny walked out. We
couldn't reach you,
611
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,601
and we tried calling that guy Chad,
but he doesn't pick up his phone.
612
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,406
Okay. Fuck. Okay, go back to the floor,
and I'll handle this.
613
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,091
Uh, offer free drinks
and tell everyone
614
00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:46,723
we're just doing the
cold menu right now.
615
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,120
Salads and sandwiches.
616
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,567
- Salads and sandwiches.
- Okay, okay. Got it.
617
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,926
What's going on?
618
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,730
Uh, I had a...
619
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,321
The cook quit in the middle
of the lunch rush, but I'm handling it.
620
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,324
Adam, hi.
Uh, I need you to come in right now.
621
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,245
I'm saying pretty please. Okay, thanks.
622
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:09,847
Chad, you wanna help?
Grab an apron, start making a BLT.
623
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,367
Otherwise, get out of my way
and you can yell at me later.
624
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,441
You're leaving?
625
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,443
Uh, yeah. Sorry, nothing fit.
626
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,331
Bummer. Well, could I tempt you
with this new white gold baby cuff?
627
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,370
- Just got it in this weekend.
- Cute. Uh, maybe next week.
628
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:45,522
Could you have taken any longer?
That's her. She's stealing!
629
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,961
- What?
- I'm not stupid like your baby's name.
630
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,111
- I'm saying, if you're
in over your head-
631
00:36:51,123 --> 00:36:51,564
- I'm not.
632
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,484
But you can't leave the diner unattended
633
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,130
-during busy hours.
- I understand.
634
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,045
Well, I need assurance
that this will never happen again.
635
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,522
Look, I have to take shit every day
all day from a high school dropout
636
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:03,921
who could buy and sell me,
'cause that's my job.
637
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,048
I don't have time to also do yours.
638
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,805
Margo's a high school dropout?
639
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,645
That is so not my point.
640
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:13,084
I'm sorry that I wasted your time.
It won't happen again.
641
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:14,801
Do better.
642
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,281
Hello?
643
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,529
You have got to be kidding me.
No. No, I cannot come right now.
644
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,687
No. No, don't call the police.
645
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,888
Uh, yes, I'll be right there.
646
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,482
The Container Store!
647
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,890
They're closing this shelter,
shutting it down.
648
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,485
Not even bothering to replace it,
649
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,645
so they can bring in
"The Container Store!"
650
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,930
A whole building
that used to house human beings
651
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,730
will now be dedicated to selling things
652
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,408
to people who own so much stuff,
they can't contain it themselves.
653
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,046
So they need the help of a store.
654
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,806
Well, I, for one, am not waiting
655
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,122
for them to close this shelter
at the end of the week.
656
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,802
And I am not wandering on foot
for 20 miles
657
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,042
to find my way to another shit-hole
658
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:33,531
that they'll close next week to open
a box store, or a paper store,
659
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,684
a bag store or a goddamn pet store.
660
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,731
Because animals
are more important in this country
661
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,763
than homeless human beings.
662
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,167
Well, I'm not waiting,
and I'm not wandering.
663
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,721
I have found a new place to lay my head.
664
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,406
It's warm, it's dry, and it's local.
665
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:57,321
And I invite you all
to join me there right now!
666
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,360
Right now!
667
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,207
Right now!
668
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,568
Let's go, right now! Yes!
669
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:08,448
But first, everybody grab a cot!
670
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,766
I'm here.
671
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,965
She's sorry.
672
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,121
Let's go, Debs.
673
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,130
Uh, not so fast. She was shoplifting,
674
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:31,521
so unless you're able to pay
for everything she was taking, then I--
675
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,441
- How much?
-$2,423.82.
676
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,531
- In baby clothes?
- And mommy clothes.
677
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,603
And if you're not gonna pay,
I'm calling the police, so...
678
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,285
Don't call the police.
679
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,931
She wasn't shoplifting.
She just forgot to pay.
680
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,800
She does that sometimes.
She forgets things.
681
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,609
It's a symptom of her low IQ.
682
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,966
Fiona!
683
00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,526
She's retarded?
684
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,760
That's a deeply offensive word.
685
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,247
That's right, Debs. You tell her.
686
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,926
Sorry again for the trouble.
We're leaving.
687
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,010
Where the fuck?
688
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,248
- You okay, man?
- Yeah, I'm fine!
689
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,682
It's just you just opened
that same cabinet, like, three times.
690
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:31,841
I'm thirsty.
691
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,809
Right. So you just try the fridge,
second shelf.
692
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,365
- So what happened at work today?
- They sent me home.
693
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,285
I'm fine, you know, but 'cause
I have a history of mental illness,
694
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,169
they send me home when
I make one mistake.
695
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,725
- Okay. I get it.
- No, you don't.
696
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,051
What, I don't get how shitty
Gallagher genes are?
697
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,282
I have to set a timer
every time I wanna have a beer.
698
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,687
Frank's genes might not be
quite as bad as Monica's, but...
699
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,126
But they suck.
700
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,329
Yeah. Yeah, man, they fucking do.
701
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,885
I haven't slept in a couple nights, and
it's not 'cause Caleb's been texting.
702
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,765
I don't feel manic,
but I never feel it when I'm manic.
703
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,931
I just feel fine or great
until obviously I'm not,
704
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,684
'cause I did something crazy.
705
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,281
When you feel like your meds
might be out of balance,
706
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,680
what are you supposed to do?
707
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,889
Up my downers, sleep it off,
see the shrink as soon as possible.
708
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,565
Right. Then you do that.
709
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,610
I don't want to.
710
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,085
Yeah, I know.
711
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,321
You know, I didn't wanna go
to fucking rehab, but I did it.
712
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,805
You know, and if I was gonna
bare my soul to you, which I'm not,
713
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,764
but if I was...
714
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:16,848
You know, I might admit that
I wish I'd done it a lot sooner.
715
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,921
You know, like, uh...
716
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,567
Before I got kicked out of college
and ruined my whole fucking future.
717
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,961
Yeah.
718
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,163
How do you say sorry to a girl you gave
a disease that could kill her? Flowers?
719
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,560
What? You gave a girl what?
720
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:53,449
- Gonorrhea.
- Oh, shit. You get antibiotics?
721
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,568
No, I tested negative
so I don't need 'em.
722
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,322
Okay. But Dom, she tested positive?
723
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,521
Mmm-hmm.
724
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,044
Uh, look, buddy, if you don't have it,
725
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,043
there's no way
that you could have given it to her.
726
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,170
Wait, I couldn't?
727
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,480
No. But it means,
she got it from somewhere else.
728
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:23,006
Like, from a toilet seat?
729
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,842
Uh... No, no.
730
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,004
More like, um...
731
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,046
Another guy's dick.
732
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,970
I was just trying to
be a good mom, Fiona.
733
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,044
You are so lucky that they called me
and not the police.
734
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,806
I mean, you realize they can
take Harry away if you get arrested?
735
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,884
They could also take her away
if they think I'm special needs, Fiona!
736
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,121
Wait, what happened?
737
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:50,363
She was shopliftin', you believe that?
Fuckin' Prada diapers.
738
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,050
Huh. My money was on stripping.
739
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,806
I was gonna sell them for money
to pay Jolayemi.
740
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,043
I just wanted to get sleep at night
so I could be a good mom.
741
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,123
Good moms stick around,
742
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,642
and going to jail would drastically
affect your ability to do that.
743
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,805
Did you really think
I was making money strippin'?
744
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,121
Don't get any ideas.
745
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,970
- Well, where you going now?
- I have a job! And so do you.
746
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,043
Aren't you supposed to be
washin' dishes tonight?
747
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,248
Uh, yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
748
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,929
Five-O! Cops!
- Oh, shit, man!
749
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,811
Oh, my God! What have you done?
750
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:28,288
Okay. Easy, easy, easy.
Papa Frank's got this. Calm down.
751
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,927
Uh...
752
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,607
They're closing the homeless shelter on
Winslow, so we decided to move in here.
753
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,922
Sir, who gave you permission
to occupy these premises?
754
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,809
Uh, the Statue of Liberty when she said,
755
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,327
"Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses."
756
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,290
Jesus Christ when
he washed the feet of the homeless
757
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,885
and also shared with them his wine.
758
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,722
And finally, uh,
the owner of this residence.
759
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,370
That's a lie. They're trespassing!
760
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,646
Where is the owner?
761
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,325
He's on a Norwegian cruise
at the moment, but--
762
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,562
I didn't have any trouble reaching him
just a little while ago.
763
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,125
How would you even have his number?
764
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,965
I've lived in this neighborhood
for I don't know how long.
765
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,963
I was very close with the old aunt.
766
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:04,248
She gave me the number a long time ago,
in case of emergency.
767
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,640
What's his name, then?
768
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,761
If you don't know that,
I'm not going to... Oh, Silvie.
769
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,766
Silvie has trouble letting go, Officer.
She always has.
770
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,481
I'm sorry, lady.
But I think this is one for the courts.
771
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:23,010
- You must be joking. This man is-
- I know who he is.
772
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,049
And I know he's probably lying.
773
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,130
But I'm not about to arrest a couple of
dozen homeless people and their kids
774
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,282
when it's your word against his.
775
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:31,742
- If you can get the
owner on the phone--
776
00:45:31,754 --> 00:45:32,442
- I told you I can't!
777
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,364
Thank you for your service,
778
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,204
and thank you for your protection.
779
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,409
You be careful out there, okay?
You promise?
780
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,610
Thanks for dropping by, okay? Thank you.
781
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,286
Yeah, Frank!
782
00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:50,169
When's dinner?
783
00:45:50,181 --> 00:45:52,767
Yeah, when's dinner?
I'm starving.
784
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,365
What the fuck?
785
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,571
Daddy Frank?
786
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,481
Can I help you?
787
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:56,650
Sweet sister, I surely hope you can.
788
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:04,241
Mmm-hmm?
789
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,050
Hey, Fi, uh,
there's only a couple stragglers left.
790
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,810
Cool for me to clock out?
791
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,169
You know the woman who owns this place
dropped out of high school,
792
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,164
and now she owns, like,
half the South Side
793
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,721
and a whole neighborhood
in Indianapolis?
794
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,167
Jesus.
She must've worked her ass off, huh?
795
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,162
Never got married. Never had kids.
796
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,166
Paid her dues. Invested her money.
797
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,721
"Leveraged" it,
whatever the fuck that means.
798
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,248
Holy shit. She's worth 300 million?
799
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,006
Yeah.
800
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,044
So is it cool if I go?
801
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:44,881
Mmm-hmm.
802
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,004
It wasn't me, okay? I'm clean.
803
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,200
What is this?
804
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,202
Where is she?
She's supposed to be at Latisha's.
805
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:24,364
Unless Latisha's the name of a college,
she's not.
806
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,808
Are those Greek letters
on that motherfucking house?
807
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,407
- Do you remember where this place is?
- Yeah.
808
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,169
Come on.
809
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,880
Yeah, does anybody need a coffee, beer?
810
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:16,246
- Beer.
- Beer.
811
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,931
All right.
812
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,606
- Is there gonna be gunfire?
- I sure as shit hope so.
813
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,851
Go. Go, go, go!
Police! On the ground...
814
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,201
Dear, God,
thank you for Daddy Frank.
815
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,647
He's the best new Daddy we've ever had.
816
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,125
And please let him let me be a boy
named Dan starting tomorrow.
817
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,245
- Good night, kids.
- Night, Daddy Frank.
818
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,729
You want a quick BJ, Daddy Frank?
819
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,330
That's just not right.
820
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,161
- What's going on?
- I called a family meeting.
821
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,044
'Cause apparently she's the queen.
822
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,247
Hey, don't start shit.
823
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,528
You stay up all night
with a screaming baby and tell me that.
824
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,161
- I'm not invited?
- I just didn't wanna wake you.
825
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,445
- How'd you sleep?
- Good. Slept all night.
826
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,205
You guys mind? I gotta get to work.
827
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,600
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
828
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:31,846
All right, so, it used to be
that we had a squirrel fund,
829
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,321
and everybody contributed
what they could,
830
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:38,326
but I carried the bulk of it
because I was the only grown-up.
831
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:40,369
But time has passed
and things have changed.
832
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,688
Most of us are grown-ups now.
833
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,047
Or at least pretending to be.
834
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,923
So, I ran the numbers, and I came up
with a system that I think is fair.
835
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,162
- What's this?
- That's your share.
836
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,153
That's what you have
to pay every month
837
00:51:56,165 --> 00:51:57,809
towards the bills if
you wanna stay here.
838
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,928
If we wanna stay here?
839
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,481
If you want us all to stay together,
to stay a family.
840
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,731
Otherwise, I'll rent out your rooms
or sell the house,
841
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:08,450
and everyone can fend for themselves.
842
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,563
Why is mine higher than Carl's?
843
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:13,883
'Cause Carl doesn't need diapers
and rash cream and baby food.
844
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:17,528
Well, I fired Jolayemi because
I can't afford to pay her anymore.
845
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,411
How am I gonna afford $375?
846
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,040
You're not in school, Debs.
You could get a job.
847
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,767
Who's gonna watch the baby?
848
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,725
Not my problem.
849
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,366
The house belongs to me.
I'm not gonna be paying rent.
850
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,728
The house and the bills
are all in my name,
851
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,763
and it's my credit that's fucked
if we don't pay.
852
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,171
And it's not rent.
It's water, power, and property taxes.
853
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,685
Since when do you care
about your credit?
854
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:43,405
Since now.
855
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,727
The only one who gets a free ride
around here anymore is Liam.
856
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:52,524
So if you're out of work, file for
disability or welfare or get a job.
857
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,091
Also...
858
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,361
I want you all to put me at the bottom
of your emergency contact list.
859
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,606
Put Lip first, and then Ian,
860
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,364
and then Kev and V, and then me.
861
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,171
Because I have a plan for my life,
862
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,684
and I can't do it if I'm getting a call
every five minutes about one of you.
863
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,323
And just so we're clear,
864
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:27,128
I'm just as likely as anyone else in
this family to make something of myself.
865
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,962
And it's about time you got that,
you arrogant shit.
866
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,768
You see what Frank's
doing down the block?
867
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,969
Pile it on, friends!
Don't be shy, get your fill.
868
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,731
God does not want you
to go out into your
869
00:53:47,743 --> 00:53:50,365
busy day of begging
without a full belly.
870
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,561
Wow.
871
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,161
My family's really uppin' the ante, huh?
872
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,687
Tell me about it.
I got three kids, a wife, a husband
873
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:01,089
and a father-in-law with a giantjohnson
that I've seen twice already.
874
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,884
- What?
- We have a lot to catch up on.
875
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,771
What is this? Looks
like Communist Russia.
876
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,166
"Gallagher Home for the Homeless"?
877
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,931
This shit smells good.
878
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,605
Frank, you can't have
a homeless shelter here.
879
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:14,846
I beg to differ, neighbor.
880
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,730
- Momma!
- Oh!
881
00:54:20,680 --> 00:55:27,727
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