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Dr. Pendleton: DR. McNAMARA,
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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
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Sean: DR. PENDLETON,
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PLEASE PUT ON YOUR MASK.
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Dr. Pendleton: OH. SORRY.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN
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IN TOO MANY SURGERIES.
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Sean: THAT'S EXACTLY THE REASON
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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
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TO OBSERVE TODAY.
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IT'S VITAL YOU FULLY UNDERSTAND
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THE RISKS AND REWARDS OF ALL OUR
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PROCEDURES IF YOU'RE GOING
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TO COUNSEL OUR PATIENTS.
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Dr. Pendleton: ARE WE DOING
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A BREAST AUGMENTATION TODAY?
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Sean: ACTUALLY,
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WE'RE CORRECTING ONE.
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Soundtrack: * YOU MAKE ME FEEL
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SO YOUNG *
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Dr. Pendleton: JESUS, SHE LOOKS
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LIKE MURRAY FELTMAN.
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Sean: THIS PATIENT RECEIVED
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"C" IMPLANTS A MONTH AGO.
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BEFORE THE GELS COULD SET
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PROPERLY, HER ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND
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PUSHED HER AGAINST A WALL
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SO HARD THAT THE IMPLANT
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RUPTURED THROUGH THE CAPSULAR
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WALL.
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WE'RE REPAIRING THE DAMAGE
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AND THE CAPSULAR WALL PRO BONO.
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LIZ, HOW DEEP'S THE PATIENT?
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Marie: IT'S MARIE...
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AND SHE'S READY WHEN YOU ARE.
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Sean: UH...SORRY.
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LIZ WAS OUR PREVIOUS
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ANESTHESIOLOGIST.
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WE BEGIN BY CUTTING
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INTO THE NIPPLE.
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Soundtrack: * ARE JUST LIKE
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A COUPLE OF TOTS,
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RUNNING ACROSS... *
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Sean: OH, SHIT.
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Soundtrack: * ...A MEADOW,
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PICKING UP LOTS OF... *
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Christian: GOOD HIRE, SEAN.
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Sean: WHAT'S WRONG?
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Christian: OTHER THAN
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THE NEW MANDATE
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THAT ALL PATIENTS HAVE TO BE
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PSYCHOLOGICALLY SCREENED
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AND APPROVED BY BOTH OF US?
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I HAVE A CONSULT IN MY OFFICE.
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STEP IN WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.
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Soundtrack: * FLING TO BE FLUNG,
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EVEN WHEN I'M... *
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Sean: MS. DANTE, TELL ME WHAT
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YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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Ms. Dante: WELL, IT'S NOT THAT
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I DON'T LIKE MYSELF.
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IT'S JUST THAT I DON'T WANT
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TO LOOK LIKE HER ANYMORE.
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Second Ms. Dante: YEAH, AND I
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DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER,
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EITHER.
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SEE, WE'VE MADE THIS AGREEMENT.
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First Ms. Dante: I WANT TO
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CHANGE MY FACE.
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Second Ms. Dante: AND I WANT
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TO CHANGE MY BODY.
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WE WERE THINKING IT WOULD
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BE SO GREAT IF ONE OF US
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COULD WEAR A MINISKIRT
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AND NOT FEEL SELF-CONSCIOUS
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ABOUT OUR CHICKEN LEGS.
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SO I'D LIKE BIGGER CALVES,
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AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO GO
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UP TO A "C" CUP.
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First Ms. Dante: OH, AND I WAS
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THINKING THAT MAYBE I COULD HAVE
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HER EARS, SEE, 'CAUSE THEY
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DON'T STICK OUT LIKE OURS DO.
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SEE?
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Second Ms. Dante: SEE?
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First Ms. Dante: AND I LIKE
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HER NOSE.
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THAT IS JENNIFER GARNER.
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Second Ms. Dante: SHE KICKS ASS.
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First Ms. Dante: SHE SO
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KICKS ASS.
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I TORE THAT PICTURE OUT OF
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TEEN VOGUE MAGAZINE SO YOU GUYS
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COULD COPY IT.
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Sean: UH, MS. DANTE...
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MS. DANTE...
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I'D LIKE YOU TO COME BACK
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LATER IN THE WEEK AND MEET
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DR. PENDLETON,
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OUR ON-SITE PSYCHOLOGIST.
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Christian: INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH,
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SEAN, MANDI AND RANDI HAVE
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ALREADY GIVEN ME THE CONTACT
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INFORMATION OF THEIR OWN
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PSYCHOLOGIST.
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Mandi: YEAH, AND SHE'S
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COMPLETELY COOL WITH THE FACT
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THAT WE'RE SICK AND TIRED
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OF GOING THROUGH OUR LIVES BEING
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MISTAKEN FOR EACH OTHER.
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EVEN OUR OWN FATHER
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CAN'T EVEN TELL US APART.
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Christian: MANDI AND RANDI ARE
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GOING TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI
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IN THE FALL, AND THEY BELIEVE
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THAT NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME
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FOR THEM TO ESTABLISH THEIR OWN
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SINGULAR IDENTITIES.
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Sean: NOT TO PLAY DEVIL'S
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ADVOCATE, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED
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LESS DRASTIC MEASURES?
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FOR INSTANCE, MAYBE STYLING
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YOUR HAIR DIFFERENTLY.
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Mandi: DIDN'T WORK.
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I MEAN, PEOPLE STILL CONFUSE
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ME WITH RANDI.
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WE EVEN WENT AS FAR
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AS TO GET TATTOOS.
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Randi: AND THEY WERE
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PRETTY MUCH WORTHLESS.
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Christian: WHY
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WERE THEY WORTHLESS?
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Randi: WELL...
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WE REALIZED THAT PEOPLE COULD
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ONLY USE THEM TO TELL US APART
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IF WE'RE NAKED.
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Christian: GOD, IT'S GOOD
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TO BE BACK.
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* AHH *
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* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME
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A PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIFE *
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Sean: HEADS UP.
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Matt: W-WHAT'S THIS?
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Sean: IT'S A PROPHYLACTIC, MATT.
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Matt: WELL, YEAH,
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I KNOW WHAT IT IS, DAD.
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WHY'D YOU GIVE IT TO ME?
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Sean: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR
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GIRL'S REACTION TO YOUR FORESKIN
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IN THE FIRST TIME, RIGHT?
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WELL, YOU RESPONSIBLY SLIP THIS
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ON WHEN THAT TIME COMES...
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SHE WON'T EVEN KNOW.
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ONCE YOU GET YOUR SEA LEGS,
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YOU CAN BE CONFIDENT ENOUGH
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TO INITIATE A CONVERSATION
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ABOUT WHAT FORESKIN IS AND HOW
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IT REALLY WON'T AFFECT
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HER PLEASURE.
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Annie: HOW'S IT LOOK NOW?
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Sean: HEY, THAT LOOKS GREAT.
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JUST WANT TO WRITE
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SOMETHIN' ON THE TOP...
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GOOD MORNING.
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Julia: MORNING.
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WHAT YOU GUYS DRAWING
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OVER THERE?
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Annie: IT'S SO WE CAN FIND
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FRISKY.
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Sean: DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
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HE'LL SHOW UP.
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JULES, THAT SMELL IS TERRIBLE.
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WE GOTTA GET A PLUMBER OUT HERE
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TO FIX THE TOILET.
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Julia: IT'S THE ENTIRE
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SEPTIC SYSTEM.
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IT'S COMPLETELY BACKED UP.
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Sean: WELL, CAN YOU GET SOMEONE
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OUT HERE THIS WEEK?
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Julia: SURE, SEAN.
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CAN YOU PICK UP
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THE DRY CLEANING TODAY?
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Sean: SURE.
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[SIGHS]
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ARE YOU GETTIN' THE JUMP
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ON EASTER, JULES?
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Julia: I'M STARTING A NEW
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BUSINESS WITH SUZANNE.
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Sean: CRAZY SUZANNE?
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Julia: CREATIVE SUZANNE.
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Sean: HUH.
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Matt: UM...
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UH, WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS?
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Julia: THEY'RE GIFT BASKETS
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FOR WOMEN, AND, UH, THEY'RE
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VERY POPULAR RIGHT NOW.
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THERE'S A REAL MARKET FOR THEM.
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Sean: WELL, JULES,
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I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
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YOU CAN WORK OUT OF THE HOME
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AND BE WITH THE KIDS,
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AND I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
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Julia: I CAN GO BACK TO SCHOOL
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AND BE WITH THE KIDS, TOO, SEAN.
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MY PRIORITIES AREN'T CHANGING
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THAT GREATLY.
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Sean, softly: CHRIST.
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Matt: GOD. LOOK,
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST GO
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TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING?
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Julia: BECAUSE MARITAL
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COUNSELING NEVER WORKS.
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IT'S JUST A WAY FOR PEOPLE
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TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BREAK UP.
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Matt: YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE HELPING
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NO ONE BY DOIN'
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WHAT YOU'RE DOIN'.
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YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP DEALING
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IN STUPID HALF-MEASURES AND
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EITHER SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.
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Annie: HE SAID THE BROWN WORD.
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Matt: OH, UH...YEAH, I DID.
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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SORRY.
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Woman: SO...I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
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HERE IN A WHILE, CHRISTIAN.
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YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALBINO.
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[CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES]
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Christian: I HAD
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A WORK-RELATED INJURY.
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BUT NOW I'M BACK ON MY GAME AND
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RESUMING MY REGULAR ACTIVITIES.
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Woman: CAN I, UM...INTEREST YOU
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IN OUR MYSTIQUE TAN TODAY?
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Christian: JUST A REGULAR BED
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FOR ME, SWEETHEART.
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I'M A TRADITIONALIST.
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Woman: MMM.
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HOW ABOUT SOME, UM...
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TANNING ACCELERATOR LOTION,
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THEN?
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Christian: WELL, JANELLE...
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IT ALL DEPENDS.
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DOES IT COME
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WITH AN APPLICATION?
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Soundtrack: * IN THIS HAZE,
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I SEE YOU... *
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[EXCITED, PASSIONATE BREATHING]
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Christian: DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL TURN YOU OVER WHEN THE
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TIMER GOES OFF.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Janelle: TOO EARLY
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IN THE MORNING FOR YOU, BABY?
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Christian: HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.
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[JANELLE SIGHS]
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[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]
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Christian: OHHH...
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[CHRISTIAN GROWLS WITH PLEASURE]
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Woman echoing: CHRISTIAN,
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CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE?
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I'M GETTING LOCKJAW.
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[JANELLE GIGGLES]
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Christian: UHH!
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[JANELLE LAUGHS]
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[CHRISTIAN BREATHES SHARPLY]
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Sean: DR. SANTIAGO, HOW LONG
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HAVE YOU BEEN TREATING
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THE DANTE SISTERS?
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Dr. Santiago: 3 YEARS,
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AT THE MIAMI FREE CLINIC.
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I'M THE DIRECTOR THERE.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT PHYSICAL
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CHANGE IS A LAST RESORT,
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BUT IN THEIR CASE,
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IT'S A NECESSARY ONE.
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Sean: HOW SO?
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Dr. Santiago: WELL, LAST YEAR,
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THEY BOTH LOST THEIR VIRGINITY
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TO THE SAME PERSON--
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A 40-YEAR-OLD FETISHIST
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THEY MET IN A TWINS CHAT ROOM
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WHO PROMISED TO LOVE THEM
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BOTH EQUALLY, AND HE DID.
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AND AFTERWARDS THEY FELT
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LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT, AND THAT'S
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WHEN THEY DECIDED THAT THEY
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WANTED TO BE DIFFERENT AND NOT
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INTERCHANGEABLE.
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HALF-MEASURES HAVE CEASED
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TO WORK.
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Sean: SO YOU DON'T BELIEVE
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IN HALF-MEASURES.
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Dr. Santiago: I BELIEVE
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IN COMMITTING FULLY TO CHANGE.
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IT'S THE COMMITMENT THAT BRINGS
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CONSTRUCTIVE RESULTS.
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I THINK THAT IF MANDI AND
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RANDI CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR
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AND SEE SINGULAR REFLECTION,
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ONLY THEN ARE THEY GOING TO BE
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ABLE TO VIEW THEMSELVES
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AS WHOLE AND NOT HALVES.
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Sean: HMM.
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Dr. Santiago: OH,
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I'M STILL DEBATING.
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GO AHEAD.
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Sean: UH...
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I'LL HAVE THE SEA BASS
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AND A PELLIGRINO.
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Dr. Santiago: AND I'LL HAVE
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A HAMBURGER, FRIES,
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AND A MARGARITA.
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Waiter: YOU GOT IT.
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Sean: YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING.
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Waiter: SURE.
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Sean: I DON'T HAVE ANY SURGERIES
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THIS AFTERNOON.
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ONE MARGARITA WILL BE FINE.
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YOU?
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Dr. Santiago: OH.
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I NEED TO DRINK.
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I HAVE AN A.D.D. PATIENT
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RIGHT AFTER THIS WHO SPENDS
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HALF THE SESSION LINING UP
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THE KLEENEX BOX JUST SO
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AND THE REMAINING 20 MINUTES
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RECOUNTING HOW HE OBSESSIVELY
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THINKS ABOUT ME
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WHILE HE'S MASTURBATING.
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Sean: YOU MUST GET THAT A LOT.
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ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER
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PATIENTS.
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Vanessa: MATT.
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Matt: MMM? HMM?
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Vanessa: I WANT TO TRY IT.
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Matt: OH. OK.
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Vanessa: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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Matt: OH. UH...I WAS GONNA
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GET A CONDOM.
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Vanessa: I WANT TO SEE IT FIRST.
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Matt: OK.
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YEAH, SURE.
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Vanessa: IT LOOKS LIKE
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A SHAR-PEI.
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ARE YOU PART ARAB OR SOMETHING?
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Matt: UH...
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NO.
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DOES IT--
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DOES IT TURN YOU OFF
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THAT I'M NOT...
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CIRCUMCISED?
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Vanessa: NO. NOT AT ALL.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD
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JUST MAKE OUT TODAY.
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Sean: THIS ISN'T
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YOUR FATHER'S COFFEEPOT.
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IT ACTUALLY GRINDS THE BEANS
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IN THE MACHINE.
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IT'S AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD
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WHEN YOU NIX A MARBLE STEAM ROOM
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AND PUT THAT MONEY TOWARDS
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SOMETHING MORE PRACTICAL.
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Liz: THAT COST MORE THAN MY CAR.
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WHAT A PERK IT WOULD'VE BEEN
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TO HANG OUT IN HERE AND HAVE
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A DOUBLE MACCHIATO
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IN BETWEEN TIT JOBS.
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Sean: A MACCHIATO, YOU SAY?
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Liz: SEAN, WHY DID YOU
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ASK ME HERE TODAY?
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Sean: TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER.
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IF YOU COME BACK,
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I'LL DOUBLE YOUR SALARY.
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Liz: OH. THAT SOUNDS
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LIKE HUSH MONEY, SEAN.
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Sean: YOU'RE AN INVALUABLE PART
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OF THE TEAM, LIZ.
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YOU'RE THE BEST ANESTHESIOLOGIST
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I'VE EVER WORKED WITH.
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AND AS AN ADDITIONAL BONUS,
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I'LL THROW IN SOMETHIN'
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YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED--
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COMPLETE HEALTH BENEFITS
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FOR YOUR PARTNER JEAN.
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Liz: JAN.
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Sean: I CAN'T WORK
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THIS GODDAMN THING.
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Liz: I'LL DO IT.
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MMM.
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JAN AND I BROKE UP.
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Sean: I'M SORRY.
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Liz: I'M NOT.
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FOR 15 YEARS, I PUT UP
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WITH HER POT SMOKING
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AND HER CYNICISM...
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AND FINALLY, 2 WEEKS AGO,
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I JUST SAID, "HONEY, I LOVE YOU,
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BUT I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU."
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Sean: WHAT GOT IN YOU?
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Liz: SOMEONE PUSHED A GUN
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INTO MY TEMPLE.
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YOU MIGHT REMEMBER THAT MOMENT.
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SEAN, YOU WERE THERE.
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Sean: I'VE NEVER REALLY...
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APOLOGIZED FOR PUTTING YOU
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IN THAT SITUATION, LIZ.
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Liz: NO, YOU DIDN'T.
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Sean: I'M SORRY.
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Liz: IT'S ALL RIGHT, SEAN.
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ACTUALLY...IT WAS THE BEST THING
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THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
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A SHIFT...
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HAS HAPPENED...IN ME.
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I CAN FEEL IT.
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I BROKE UP WITH JAN BECAUSE
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I WANT TO BE IN LOVE DEEPLY.
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I SOLD MY CONDO.
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I'M MOVING TO THE BEACH, 'CAUSE
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THAT'S ALWAYS WHAT I'VE WANTED,
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AND I FIGURED, "WHAT
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ARE YOU WAITING FOR?"
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WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT
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GOT ME THINKING.
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WHAT IF I CAN'T PUT OFF STUFF
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UNTIL TOMORROW BECAUSE
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I DON'T GET ANOTHER TOMORROW?
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Sean: I FELT SIMILARLY.
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WHAT HAPPENED REALLY...
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CHANGED MY OUTLOOK.
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Liz: YEAH.
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WELL...
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THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN CHANGING YOUR OUTLOOK
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AND CHANGING YOUR LIFE, SEAN.
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[COFFEE MACHINE HUMS]
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Julia: WHERE ARE YOU GONNA STAY?
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Sean: A HOTEL FOR TONIGHT,
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AND THEN I DON'T KNOW.
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Julia: THIS IS SO TYPICAL
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OF YOU, SEAN.
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YOU DON'T EVEN SHOW ME
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THE RESPECT YOU SHOW A PATIENT.
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I MEAN, AT LEAST WITH A PATIENT,
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YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE DIAGNOSIS
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IS BEFORE YOU OPERATE.
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Sean: LET'S JUST CUT THE SHIT,
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JULIA, STARTING RIGHT NOW.
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YOU WANT OUT OF THIS MARRIAGE.
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IF YOU DIDN'T,
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YOU'D FIGHT FOR US.
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BUT INSTEAD, ALL YOU DO
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IS FIGHT WITH ME.
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Julia: FIGHTING DENOTES
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COMMUNICATION, SEAN,
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WHICH YOU DON'T DO!
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Sean: WE'VE TALKED IN CIRCLES!
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I'M DIZZY FROM IT.
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I HAVE NO PERSPECTIVE ANYMORE.
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Julia: YOU'RE
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A GODDAMN HYPOCRITE.
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Sean: AND I AM MISERABLE
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WITH YOU!
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AND YOU ARE MISERABLE WITH ME,
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AND THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS--
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AND LET'S JUST SAY IT--YOU'RE
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CONTENT IN YOUR MISERY, JULIA.
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I'D RATHER SEPARATE AND TRY AND
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FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE US
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CONNECT AGAIN.
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WE HAVE TO CHANGE THIS,
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OR WE DIE ON THE VINE.
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AND IF YOU'RE TOO PARALYZED
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TO TAKE ANY ACTION, I WILL.
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Julia: WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?
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Sean: I'M NOT ABDICATING
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MY ROLE AS A FATHER.
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OF COURSE I'LL SEE THEM.
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Julia: FOR ONE HOUR A WEEK,
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LIKE YOU DO NOW?
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DON'T I GET A SAY
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IN ANY OF THIS?
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Sean: YOU DO GET A SAY.
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SAY YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE
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WITH ME, AND I'LL STAY.
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Sean: HAVE YOU EVER DONE TWINS?
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Christian, fake accent:
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MOTHER AND DAUGHTER ONCE, BUT
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NEVER TWINS.
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Sean: I LEFT LAST NIGHT.
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I LEFT MY FAMILY.
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I SWORE I WOULDN'T TURN INTO
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MY ASSHOLE OF A FATHER, AND GOD
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HELP ME...
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Christian: HOW'D JULIA TAKE IT?
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Sean: SHE'S HURT...
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ANGRY, AFRAID.
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Christian: YOU GONNA GET
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A DIVORCE, OR IS THIS JUST
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ANOTHER SEPARATION?
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Sean: I JUST WANT TO FEEL
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SOMETHING AGAIN.
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Christian: HEY. CELEBRATE,
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YOU DUMB MICK.
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YOU'RE A SINGLE DOCTOR NOW.
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TRANSLATION--ASS GALORE.
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Sean: I CAN'T JUST TURN
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INTO YOU, CHRISTIAN.
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I'M NOT...THAT GUY.
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Christian: NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
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Christian: WELCOME BACK.
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Liz: AT DOUBLE THE SALARY,
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HOW COULD A LADY REFUSE?
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Soundtrack: * MAKE YOUR DESIRES
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REALITY *
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Sean: I'LL DO FACIAL,
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YOU DO BODYWORK?
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Soundtrack: * MAKE YOUR DESIRES
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REALITY *
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Christian: 10 BLADE.
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Sean: SCALPEL.
529
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,874
Soundtrack: * MAKE YOUR DESIRES
530
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:41,654
REALITY *
531
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* MAKE YOUR DESIRES REALITY *
532
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,232
Julia: IS IT FIXED?
533
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,233
Plumber: NO.
534
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,601
IT'S A WICKED, BIG CLOG.
535
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,468
I HAD TO RUN OUT
536
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,237
AND GET A BIGGER SNAKE.
537
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,840
Suzanne: DON'T BE EMBARRASSED,
538
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,774
JULIA.
539
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,376
JOE USED TO CLOG UP THE TOILET,
540
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,844
TOO, AND LEAVE IT FOR ME TO FIX.
541
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,978
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT UNTIL THEY
542
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,946
LEAVE THAT YOU REALIZE
543
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:07,914
HOW MUCH YOU SETTLED.
544
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,420
[JULIA SIGHS]
545
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[SNIFFLES]
546
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,855
Julia: I'M SORRY, SUZANNE.
547
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,857
UM, THE--WHY ARE WE PUTTING
548
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:21,494
THESE EYE MASKS IN OUR BASKETS?
549
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,995
Suzanne: YOU GET A HOT FLASH.
550
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,731
YOU PLOP IT OUT OF THE FRIDGE
551
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,965
AND ONTO YOUR EYES.
552
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,768
MENOPAUSAL WOMEN WILL LOVE THEM.
553
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,438
Plumber: MRS. McNAMARA.
554
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,405
Julia: YEAH?
555
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,974
Plumber: I FIXED YOUR CLOG.
556
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,544
AND...I FOUND THIS.
557
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,947
Suzanne: WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO
558
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,815
WITH A TURD, BRONZE IT?
559
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,883
JESUS!
560
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,017
Plumber: IT'S A GERBIL.
561
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,886
MY DAUGHTER HAS ONE.
562
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:47,987
Suzanne: ANNIE LOST HER GERBIL,
563
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:48,755
RIGHT?
564
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,022
I SAW THE SIGN OUTSIDE.
565
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,325
OHHH.
566
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,560
Julia: POOR FRISKY.
567
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,595
IT--IT MUST'VE...CLIMBED UP
568
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AND FALLEN IN.
569
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Suzanne: OHHH.
570
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,866
Plumber: NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
571
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,301
GERBILS CAN'T CLIMB PORCELAIN.
572
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,302
THERE'S NO TRACTION
573
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,303
FOR THEIR CLAWS.
574
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,737
SOMEBODY THREW THIS IN.
575
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,273
YOU KNOW, I SAW A BOY'S BIKE
576
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,274
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE.
577
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,641
YOU HAVE A TEENAGE SON.
578
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:12,011
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MRS. McNAMARA?
579
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,513
I DON'T WANT TO FREAK YOU OUT
580
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,914
ABOUT THIS, BUT...
581
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,583
THEY SAY TED BUNDY
582
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,751
STARTED OUT THIS WAY...
583
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:22,689
TORTURING SMALL ANIMALS.
584
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,491
Suzanne: OH, MY GOD.
585
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,592
MATT.
586
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,364
Julia: MY SON DIDN'T DO IT.
587
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,499
I DID.
588
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,405
Suzanne: YOU ACCIDENTALLY
589
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,539
RAN IT OVER WHEN YOU WERE
590
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,073
VACUUMING OR SOMETHING. RIGHT?
591
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,709
AND--AND YOU DIDN'T
592
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,378
WANT ANNIE TO KNOW.
593
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,947
SEE? THAT EXPLAINS IT.
594
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:51,418
Julia: IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
595
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,620
Plumber: THERE'LL BE NO CHARGE.
596
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,389
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
597
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,990
WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU?
598
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,605
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
599
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,848
Matt: WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME
600
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,682
THE CIRCUMCISION?
601
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,351
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW.
602
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,452
Christian: CARVING UP YOUR DICK
603
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,486
IS A LITTLE MORE TELLTALE
604
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,454
THAN BUYING YOU A 6-PACK
605
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:28,755
ON THE SLY, MATTY.
606
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,091
Matt: UH, HI.
607
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,426
I'LL HAVE A, UH...
608
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,961
DEWAR'S STRAIGHT UP.
609
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,430
[CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES]
610
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,531
Christian: HE'LL HAVE A COKE.
611
00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,632
I'LL HAVE THE DEWAR'S,
612
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,066
SWEETHEART.
613
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,101
THANK YOU.
614
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,736
BESIDES...
615
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,004
I'M OF THE OPINION THAT YOUR
616
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,539
FATHER'S RIGHT ABOUT THIS ONE.
617
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,574
YOU DON'T NEED A CIRCUMCISION.
618
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,575
Matt: FINE. IF YOU GUYS WON'T
619
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:49,141
HELP ME, I'LL GO
620
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:49,942
TO ANOTHER SURGEON.
621
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,943
Christian: WHO WILL OPERATE
622
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,744
WITHOUT A SIGNED
623
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,112
PARENTAL CONSENT FORM.
624
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:56,015
GOOD LUCK.
625
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:56,983
THE PROBLEM ISN'T YOUR DICK,
626
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,584
MATTY.
627
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,885
IT'S YOUR CONFIDENCE.
628
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,620
YOU WERE TIMID AND EMBARRASSED.
629
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:01,888
SHE SAW THAT, AND THAT'S
630
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,055
WHAT TURNED HER OFF.
631
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,491
Matt: THANKS.
632
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,126
UM...WHY ARE WE HERE?
633
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,495
Christian: BECAUSE "WE"...
634
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,028
ARE GONNA WORK
635
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,497
ON THE CONFIDENCE PART.
636
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,464
[MATT LAUGHS]
637
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,399
Christian, chuckling: YEAH.
638
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,768
Matt: YOU'RE KIDDING ME. RIGHT?
639
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,703
Christian: AU CONTRAIRE,
640
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,870
MY LITTLE VIRGINATOR.
641
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:18,938
I'VE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO JUST
642
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:19,939
GET IT OUT OF THE WAY.
643
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,140
A LITTLE BANG UNDER YOUR BELT,
644
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,141
AND I FIRMLY BELIEVE YOU'LL BE
645
00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,743
ABLE TO BICYCLE OVER TO
646
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,911
VANESSA'S PLACE, GRAB THAT
647
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,579
PEACHY ASS, AND SHOW HER
648
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,880
HOW IT'S DONE...
649
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,416
WITH NO FEAR.
650
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,120
GIRLS DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE
651
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,623
A 2-INCH PECKER, HAIRY ASS,
652
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:37,957
OR BALLS LIKE CRANBERRIES.
653
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:39,859
WHAT THEY CARE ABOUT IS THAT
654
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,762
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
655
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,897
[SIGHS]
656
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,666
SO, WHICH GIRL?
657
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,667
Christian: BEHIND ME
658
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,601
ON THE STAIRS.
659
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,507
HER NAME'S AVANTI.
660
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,808
RUMOR HAS IT SHE CAN SUCK
661
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,143
THE PEEL OFF AN APPLE.
662
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,945
Matt: I FEEL ENTIRELY CREEPY
663
00:22:58,945 --> 00:22:59,979
ABOUT PAYING SOMEONE
664
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,013
TO PRETEND THEY LIKE ME.
665
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,515
[CHRISTIAN LAUGHS]
666
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,950
Matt: NO. HEY. BESIDES, MAN,
667
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,785
I'M NOT GONNA CHEAT ON VANESSA.
668
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,788
I LOVE HER.
669
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,056
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HAD THAT?
670
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,198
Christian: ONCE.
671
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,500
Avanti: HEY, PAPI.
672
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,534
Matt: UH, HEY.
673
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,201
Avanti: HEY.
674
00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:23,836
Matt: AHEM...
675
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,204
[CHRISTIAN LAUGHS]
676
00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,973
Matt: UH...YEAH.
677
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,074
UH, THANK YOU.
678
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,543
UM...BUT, UH...
679
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,678
NO.
680
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,446
NO, THANK YOU.
681
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,684
Christian: FAIR ENOUGH.
682
00:23:37,684 --> 00:23:38,951
[SIGHS]
683
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,590
MMM. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
684
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,091
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS AND PAY
685
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,193
SOMEONE TO PRETEND TO LIKE ME.
686
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,966
Soundtrack: * NOTHIN'
687
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,067
LIKE SEX *
688
00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,936
[CONTINUING, INDISTINCT]
689
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,117
* ROUND AND ROUND *
690
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,753
[CONTINUING, INDISTINCT]
691
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:16,956
* ROUND IN A CIRCLE
692
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,091
LIKE A STAR *
693
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,661
[CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
694
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,876
Avanti: WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?
695
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:37,944
YOU LIKE BOYS?
696
00:24:39,746 --> 00:24:40,613
[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]
697
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,117
Julia: I THINK YOU LIKE BOYS.
698
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,252
[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]
699
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,656
Avanti: I THINK YOU LIKE BOYS.
700
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,223
[LAUGHS]
701
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,324
COME ON, BABY, WHY CAN'T YOU
702
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:53,960
GET CALIENTE?
703
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,927
Christian: BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT
704
00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:56,062
A CARVED FACE, AND IN MY
705
00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,029
ESTIMATION, THAT'S THE WORST
706
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,698
TIT JOB I'VE EVER SEEN.
707
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,672
HERE'S MY BUSINESS CARD.
708
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,273
YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE A WOMAN
709
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,207
INSTEAD OF A CARNIVAL FREAK,
710
00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:09,241
CALL ME.
711
00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:13,880
Sean: MR. BRANCATO,
712
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:14,714
I'VE INVITED
713
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,082
OUR PSYCHOLOGIST DR. PENDLETON
714
00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:18,918
TO SIT IN ON OUR CONSULTATION.
715
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:21,053
MR. BRANCATO, TELL ME WHAT
716
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:22,288
YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
717
00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,059
Brancato: IT'S MY DICK.
718
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,061
I HATE MY DICK.
719
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,163
Sean: YOU FEEL IT'S...
720
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,599
INADEQUATE?
721
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,174
Dr. Pendleton: WELL...
722
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,310
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOW US?
723
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,185
[MUSIC STARTS]
724
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:57,690
[MUSIC STOPS]
725
00:25:57,690 --> 00:25:58,691
Sean: IT LOOKED LIKE ONE OF
726
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,126
THOSE SUMMER BLOOD SAUSAGES
727
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,127
YOU GET IN THE HICKORY FARMS
728
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,662
CHRISTMAS GIFT SAMPLER BASKETS.
729
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:03,796
[CHRISTIAN LAUGHS]
730
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:04,797
Christian: HOW MANY ENLARGEMENT
731
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:05,397
SURGERIES HAS THIS GUY
732
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,265
BEEN THROUGH?
733
00:26:06,265 --> 00:26:07,967
Sean: 5. HE WANTS US TO HARVEST
734
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,101
FAT FROM HIS GLUTES AND
735
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,269
INJECT IT INTO HIS SHAFT.
736
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,270
IF HE CAN'T GO LONGER,
737
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,271
HE'LL GO WIDER.
738
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,305
Dr. Pendleton: DR. McNAMARA,
739
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,674
I TAKE ISSUE WITH YOUR
740
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,908
CONDESCENDING TONE.
741
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:16,909
MR. BRANCATO'S NOT
742
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,210
TO BE PITIED.
743
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,345
Sean: ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE FOR
744
00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,346
GIVING HIM THE OPERATION?
745
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:21,213
BECAUSE THAT WOULDN'T BE
746
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,148
MY RECOMMENDATION.
747
00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,884
Christian: WHY, SEAN?
748
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:25,752
BECAUSE YOU FIND IT
749
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:26,819
PERSONALLY DISTURBING?
750
00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:28,755
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, BUT
751
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,022
DIDN'T YOU HIRE DR. PENDLETON
752
00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,123
TO MAKE RECOMMENDATIONS BASED
753
00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:32,725
ON PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILING?
754
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,761
THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING.
755
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,862
DR. PENDLETON,
756
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,029
AS YOU WERE SAYING...
757
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,230
Dr. Pendleton: WELL, WITH EVERY
758
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,899
OPERATION, AS HIS PENIS BECOMES
759
00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:42,168
LARGER, MR. BRANCATO TAKES
760
00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,870
A PERSONAL RISK.
761
00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,304
IF HE NEEDS A SELF-ESTEEM BOOST
762
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,739
TO ACTUALLY MAKE A POSITIVE
763
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,307
CHANGE IN HIS LIFE,
764
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,643
I SAY WE GIVE IT TO HIM.
765
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,314
MMM.
766
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,916
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
767
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,417
I'M GONNA GO FOR A JOG AND LET
768
00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,752
MY MISO DRESSING SET
769
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:01,287
FOR AN HOUR.
770
00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:02,755
Christian: DR. PENDLETON.
771
00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:03,890
I'D LIKE TO JOIN YOU,
772
00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:05,357
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
773
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:06,358
Dr. Pendleton: OH.
774
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,027
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
775
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:10,396
THANK YOU.
776
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:11,698
Christian: I'LL CATCH UP.
777
00:27:15,434 --> 00:27:16,803
Sean: IF YOU HAVE ISSUE
778
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:17,770
WITH SOMETHING I DO OR SAY,
779
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:18,938
TAKE IT UP WITH ME PRIVATELY,
780
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:20,006
NOT IN FRONT OF OUR STAFF.
781
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,440
Christian: ABSOLUTELY.
782
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,342
AND LIKEWISE, I'D APPRECIATE IT
783
00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,712
IF YOU COULD, UH, SEND ME A MEMO
784
00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,113
NOTIFYING ME OF STAFF SALARY
785
00:27:27,113 --> 00:27:28,047
INCREASES.
786
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,918
IF CALLING MR. BRANCATO AND
787
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,385
SCHEDULING SURGERY IS, UH,
788
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,754
TOO DISTASTEFUL FOR YOU,
789
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,788
I'M HAPPY TO DO IT.
790
00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:36,923
Sean: YOU AGREED WE NEEDED TO
791
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,290
RETHINK OUR ETHICAL PHILOSOPHY
792
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:38,925
HERE.
793
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:40,326
I'M DOING THAT.
794
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:41,293
Christian: YOU KNOW, I'M FINE
795
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,361
WITH HIRING A SHRINK AND DOING
796
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:43,495
PRO BONO AS LONG AS WE TAKE
797
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,964
ON OTHER CASES TO FINANCE
798
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:45,832
YOUR SAINTHOOD.
799
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,099
I'M PLAYING YOUR GAME, SEAN.
800
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,200
ONCE IN A WHILE, THROW ME
801
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,401
THE GODDAMN BALL.
802
00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,480
Dr. Pendleton: REALLY?
803
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,349
SO...YOU'RE TELLIN' ME
804
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:04,884
YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET IT UP
805
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,152
FOR SOME HOT GEISHA GASH
806
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,820
LIKE THAT?
807
00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,221
Christian: MY UROLOGIST SAYS
808
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,222
IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL.
809
00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,290
Dr. Pendleton: I'M--I'M SORRY,
810
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:11,858
CHRISTIAN.
811
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:12,859
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE CROSSIN'
812
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,160
THE PROFESSIONAL LINE HERE.
813
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,227
YOU'RE MY EMPLOYER.
814
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,228
Christian: THAT'S RIGHT.
815
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,229
I PAY YOUR SALARY.
816
00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,832
SO GIVE ME MY MONEY'S WORTH.
817
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,505
Christian: I THINK I KNOW
818
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:27,339
WHY THIS IS HAPPENING.
819
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:29,241
I JUST, UH...
820
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,377
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT.
821
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,544
RECENTLY, A MARRIED WOMAN
822
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,847
THREW HERSELF AT MY JOCK.
823
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:37,549
I PASSED, BUT...
824
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,918
SINCE THEN I FIND MYSELF
825
00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:39,786
THINKING ABOUT HER
826
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,087
WHENEVER I'M WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
827
00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:46,826
SHE'S MENTALLY STALKING ME.
828
00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:47,994
THE PROBLEM IS FURTHER
829
00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:49,195
COMPLICATED BECAUSE SHE'S
830
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,230
THE WIFE OF ONE OF MY FRIENDS.
831
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,131
[DR. PENDLETON CLICKS TONGUE,
832
00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:55,534
SPEAKS LATIN]
833
00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:56,535
Christian: SORRY.
834
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:57,436
I WAS NEVER AN ALTAR BOY.
835
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:59,038
Dr. Pendleton: IT'S LATIN FOR
836
00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:00,306
"THAT WHICH NOURISHES ME
837
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,041
DESTROYS ME."
838
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,542
YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES.
839
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,277
YOU CAN DESTROY YOUR FRIENDSHIP
840
00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:07,146
AND NOURISH YOUR SEXUAL
841
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:08,915
APPETITE BY BANGING THE HORNY
842
00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:11,017
HOUSEWIFE, OR YOU CAN NOURISH
843
00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,484
YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND DESTROY
844
00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:13,552
THE SEXUAL FANTASY
845
00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:14,453
BY REJECTING HER.
846
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:15,888
AND ONCE YOU CHOOSE,
847
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:18,424
ONCE YOU'RE...FIRM...
848
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,892
THAT FEELING WILL BE
849
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,193
RECIPROCATED IN YOUR DOCKERS.
850
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,895
THAT'LL BE 150 BUCKS, AND I'M
851
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,096
NOT AVAILABLE THE ENTIRE MONTH
852
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,197
OF AUGUST.
853
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,365
[DR. PENDLETON CHUCKLES]
854
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,406
[CHRISTIAN SIGHS]
855
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,382
Julia: 3 SUGARS. RIGHT?
856
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,418
Christian: I DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
857
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,319
Julia: 3 SUGARS
858
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:48,587
IN YOUR ICED TEA.
859
00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:49,922
NOW I REMEMBER.
860
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:52,024
I'LL GET SOME.
861
00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:55,027
UH...DOES SEAN KNOW
862
00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:56,963
YOU'RE, UH, STOPPING BY?
863
00:29:56,963 --> 00:29:58,030
Christian: NO.
864
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,999
SHOULD WE CALL HIM AND TELL HIM?
865
00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,037
THANKS.
866
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,909
[JULIA SIGHS]
867
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,177
Christian: LOOK, UH...
868
00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:12,611
ABOUT THE OTHER DAY...
869
00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:14,480
MY EXAM WAS UNPROFESSIONAL,
870
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,415
AND...I APOLOGIZE.
871
00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:17,416
Julia: OH, DON'T.
872
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,151
YOU...SAVED ME FROM A--
873
00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:21,420
AN EXCRUCIATING OPERATION.
874
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,089
I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE SORRY
875
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,323
FOR NOT CALLING YOU
876
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,893
WHEN YOU WERE SICK.
877
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,227
THE BELL'S PALSY THING?
878
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:30,396
Christian: RIGHT.
879
00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,431
UH...A FEW WEEKS OF ANTIVIRALS
880
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,100
LATER, I'M BACK ON MY GAME.
881
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,434
Julia, chuckling: AND A LEGION
882
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:37,103
OF THONG-WEARING COCKTAIL
883
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,637
WAITRESSES REJOICE.
884
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,173
[CHUCKLE TURNS TO TEARS]
885
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,174
SORRY.
886
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,612
Christian: HEY, IT'S OK.
887
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:47,914
[JULIA SNIFFLES]
888
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:48,614
Christian: YOU WERE MARRIED
889
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,149
ALMOST 16 YEARS.
890
00:30:50,149 --> 00:30:51,483
Julia: NO, I'M NOT CRYING
891
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,085
ABOUT HIM.
892
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,686
THEY KICKED ME OUT.
893
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,222
Christian: WHO?
894
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:57,256
Julia: THE MOTHERS
895
00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:59,125
IN MY KINDERGARTEN CARPOOL.
896
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,392
SUZANNE TOLD THEM WHAT HAD
897
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,428
HAPPENED, AND THEN THEY SAID
898
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,230
THEY FELT NERVOUS ABOUT TRUSTING
899
00:31:04,230 --> 00:31:05,231
THEIR KIDS' SAFETY
900
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,233
TO A MURDERER.
901
00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:08,968
Christian: BACK UP.
902
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:09,635
WHO GOT KILLED?
903
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:10,937
Julia: FRISKY.
904
00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:12,471
Christian: FRISKY THE GERBIL?
905
00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:13,639
Julia: YES!
906
00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:15,641
AND...I DON'T KNOW.
907
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,009
IT JUST KEPT SHITTING,
908
00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:18,945
AND I FELT...OVERWHELMED,
909
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:21,981
AND I...FLUSHED HIM.
910
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,582
I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON.
911
00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:24,550
Christian: YOU'RE NOT
912
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,385
A TERRIBLE PERSON.
913
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:27,987
I JUST THINK YOU MAKE BAD,
914
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:29,221
IF UNDERSTANDABLE CHOICES
915
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,189
SOMETIMES.
916
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,224
YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF THAT.
917
00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:37,029
COME ON.
918
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:40,099
DRINK MY TEA AND SIT WITH ME.
919
00:31:46,138 --> 00:31:47,439
Christian: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
920
00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,574
GIRL I KNEW WHO WAS THE MOST
921
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,409
CONFIDENT THING I EVER SAW...
922
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,711
WHO WAS, AND IS, BY THE WAY,
923
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,280
GOING BACK TO MEDICAL SCHOOL?
924
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,447
WHO USED TO SING AT THE TOP OF
925
00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:57,149
HER LUNGS TO FLEETWOOD MAC EVEN
926
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,251
THOUGH SHE WAS TONE-DEAF?
927
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,120
[JULIA CHUCKLES]
928
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,288
WHO MADE ME FORGET THERE WAS
929
00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:05,024
EVER ANOTHER GIRL IN THE ROOM.
930
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:12,231
Julia: I MISS US...
931
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,733
THE WAY WE USED TO BE.
932
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,702
Christian: THEN LET'S FIX THAT.
933
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,604
TOMORROW.
934
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,606
7:00.
935
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,775
MY PLACE. WE'LL, UM...
936
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,511
WE'LL GRILL STEAKS AND GET
937
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:29,581
SHIT-FACED ON MERLOT.
938
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:33,385
Julia: OK.
939
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:41,560
Christian: YOU'RE STILL IN
940
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,761
THERE.
941
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:47,599
I SEE YOU EVEN IF YOU DON'T.
942
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:48,800
SHIT.
943
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,436
I GOTTA GO CHECK ON A COUPLE OF
944
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:55,741
PATIENTS. AHEM.
945
00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:58,344
Julia: WELL...
946
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:13,525
[CHRISTIAN CHUCKLES]
947
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,169
Julia: ARE YOU...
948
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:24,470
Christian: HARD?
949
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,172
YEAH.
950
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,539
WE'LL PICK THIS UP TOMORROW
951
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:30,176
NIGHT.
952
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,215
[MUSIC PLAYING]
953
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,797
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
954
00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:54,466
[RING]
955
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:55,701
Matt: HELLO!
956
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,703
Sean: HEY, MATT. UH...
957
00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:58,870
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE FREE
958
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,172
FOR LUNCH TOMORROW?
959
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,340
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT SCHOOL.
960
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,308
WE CAN GO TO JOE STONECRAB'S.
961
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,742
YOU LIKE THAT PLACE, RIGHT?
962
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:05,444
Matt: UH, TOMORROW'S NO GOOD FOR
963
00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:07,846
ME, DAD.
964
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:09,481
Sean: OK. HOW 'BOUT FRIDAY?
965
00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:11,150
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
966
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,418
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR FAMILY,
967
00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:13,719
MATT.
968
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,786
Matt: LOOK, WE DON'T NEED TO
969
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:15,421
PLAY CATCH-UP.
970
00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:15,854
I GET IT.
971
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:16,855
YOU AND MOM CAN'T STAND EACH
972
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:17,856
OTHER ANYMORE.
973
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,125
YOU BAILED.
974
00:34:19,125 --> 00:34:21,193
WE'LL, UH--WE'LL TALK LATER, OK?
975
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,196
I GOTTA, UH--I GOTTA STUDY.
976
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:48,487
[GIRL MURMURING, SOBBING]
977
00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:08,574
Mandi: HE DIDN'T NOTICE ME.
978
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:09,608
Christian: WHO DIDN'T NOTICE
979
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,842
YOU?
980
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,279
Mandi: THE MALE NURSE!
981
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:14,646
WHEN HE CAME IN, HE DIDN'T EVEN
982
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,348
LOOK AT ME!
983
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:19,818
SHE'S PRETTIER THAN ME NOW!
984
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:22,654
SHE'S PRETTIER!
985
00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,724
[SOBBING]
986
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:30,629
Christian: I THINK YOU
987
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:31,897
MISUNDERSTOOD, SWEETHEART.
988
00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:33,665
Mandi: I'M MANDI!
989
00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:34,900
DON'T CALL ME SWEETHEART 'CAUSE
990
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,269
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME!
991
00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:38,304
[SOBBING]
992
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:41,440
Randi: SHH! MANDI. SHH.
993
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,941
WE JUST--WE JUST WANNA GO BACK
994
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:45,544
TO THE WAY WE WERE.
995
00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,446
AND...WE WANNA BE TREATED THE
996
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:49,748
SAME.
997
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:55,687
PLEASE HELP US?
998
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,624
PLEASE?
999
00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,930
Sean: THIS IS MATT.
1000
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:07,299
HE'S 16, GOING ON 40.
1001
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:08,400
AND THIS IS ANNIE.
1002
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:08,800
SHE'S 7.
1003
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,568
[DR. SANTIAGO LAUGHS]
1004
00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,303
IS YOUR SON THE MAILMAN'S?
1005
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,338
Sean: YEAH, WE LAUGH ABOUT THAT.
1006
00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,406
MY WIFE, WHO--WHO I'M SEPARATED
1007
00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,942
FROM, IS BLACK-IRISH ON HER
1008
00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:18,710
FATHER'S SIDE.
1009
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,712
MY DAUGHTER LOOKS LIKE HER, TOO.
1010
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:21,813
Dr. Santiago: ACTUALLY, SHE
1011
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:23,549
LOOKS A LOT LIKE YOU.
1012
00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:26,918
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
1013
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:34,593
YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY WASN'T
1014
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:35,761
NECESSARY.
1015
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,463
THIS PLACE IS EXPENSIVE.
1016
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,630
Sean: YOU HELPED ME A LOT WITH
1017
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,599
THE DANTE TWINS.
1018
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,901
IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.
1019
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,604
ACTUALLY...
1020
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,840
I HOPE TO DO IT AGAIN.
1021
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,276
Dr. Santiago: I'D--I'D LIKE
1022
00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:53,379
THAT.
1023
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:07,726
Dr. Santiago: WHAT ARE YOU
1024
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,295
DOING?
1025
00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,496
Sean: WAS I--
1026
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:12,331
DID I READ SOMETHING WRONG HERE?
1027
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,665
I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT THERE WAS
1028
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,701
AN ATTRACTION THING GOING ON.
1029
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:16,735
Dr. Santiago: INTERESTING,
1030
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,836
BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING
1031
00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,939
PROFESSIONALS.
1032
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,508
DID YOU THINK THAT I KEPT
1033
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:23,775
MEETING WITH YOU BECAUSE I
1034
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,011
WANTED TO GET LAID?
1035
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,514
I THOUGHT YOU RESPECTED ME.
1036
00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:29,848
Sean: I DO.
1037
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:31,517
Dr. Santiago: NO.
1038
00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:34,886
APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T.
1039
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,422
YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
1040
00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:37,656
THAT THESE SECOND OPINIONS COULD
1041
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,658
LEAD TO BETTER WORK.
1042
00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:40,926
MOST PEOPLE, THEY GET PAID FOR
1043
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,528
THEIR CONSULTATIONS.
1044
00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:43,795
Sean: PLEASE DON'T. JUST--
1045
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,096
Dr. Santiago: IF MY SHARE IS
1046
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:49,335
MORE THAN THAT, BILL ME.
1047
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,642
Christian: SO...WHEN ARE YOU
1048
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:57,743
GONNA START DATING AGAIN?
1049
00:37:57,743 --> 00:37:58,944
Sean: DATING?
1050
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,111
I'M NOT DATING.
1051
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:00,879
WHO'S DATING?
1052
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,113
CORPSE ISN'T EVEN COLD.
1053
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,682
Christian: BELIEVE ME, SEAN,
1054
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:04,583
I UNDERSTAND.
1055
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,083
CHANGE IS HARD.
1056
00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,852
SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED A STRONG
1057
00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,820
JOLT TO MOVE FORWARD.
1058
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:09,988
Sean: BY JOLT YOU MEAN SHOCK?
1059
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,357
Christian: YES.
1060
00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:12,458
LIKE FINDING OUT THAT JULIA IS
1061
00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,725
DATING AGAIN.
1062
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:14,860
MAYBE THAT WOULD MAKE IT EASIER
1063
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,894
FOR YOU TO GET BACK ON THE
1064
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,797
HORSE.
1065
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:19,898
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW IF SHE
1066
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:21,032
WAS DATING AGAIN?
1067
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,100
Sean: IS SHE?
1068
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,068
Christian: HOW WOULD I KNOW?
1069
00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,135
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER.
1070
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,604
I'M JUST...MUSING,
1071
00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:26,738
THEORETICALLY.
1072
00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:27,939
Sean: NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
1073
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,140
IF SHE'S DATING.
1074
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,742
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT WOULD
1075
00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:33,779
KILL ME.
1076
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,556
Dr. Pendleton: DR. McNAMARA,
1077
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:45,491
CONGRATULATIONS!
1078
00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:46,625
Sean: FOR WHAT?
1079
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:47,559
Dr. Pendleton: FOR OPERATING ON
1080
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:48,594
JOE BRANCATO AND ADMITTING
1081
00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:49,661
YOUR MISTAKE.
1082
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:50,896
TAKING OWNERSHIP OF PERSONAL
1083
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,698
ERROR IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARD
1084
00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,500
HEALTHY GROWTH AND CHANGE.
1085
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:58,704
GOOD JOB, BUDDY.
1086
00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:01,507
Sean: DR. PENDLETON.
1087
00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:04,743
YOU'RE FIRED.
1088
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,518
Matt: SO, YOU LOOK SPIFFY.
1089
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:13,719
[JULIA LAUGHS]
1090
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,053
WHERE YOU OFF TO TONIGHT?
1091
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,522
Julia: I HAVE A BUSINESS DINNER
1092
00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:17,923
WITH SUZANNE.
1093
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:19,858
I SHOULD BE BACK BY 10:00.
1094
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:21,827
DINNER'S IN THE FRIDGE.
1095
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,430
HEAT IT UP FOR 5 MINUTES AT 350.
1096
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,064
AND, MATT, DON'T SHOW ANNIE
1097
00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,633
THE EXORCIST AGAIN.
1098
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:28,700
Matt: SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT
1099
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,102
EVIL EXISTS.
1100
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:36,475
OK. OK.
1101
00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:37,943
Julia: LOOK...
1102
00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:40,145
I KNOW YOUR DAD AND I SEPARATING
1103
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:42,481
REALLY SUCKS FOR YOU.
1104
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,082
I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T DO THIS
1105
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:47,519
BETTER.
1106
00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:53,492
Matt: OH, HEY, MOM.
1107
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,093
UM...DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTICLE
1108
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,662
SCISSORS?
1109
00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:58,096
Julia: WHY DO YOU NEED THOSE?
1110
00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:02,501
Matt: WHY DO YOU THINK?
1111
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,836
I HAVE A HANGNAIL.
1112
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,605
Julia: UPSTAIRS BATHROOM.
1113
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,941
THIRD DRAWER ON THE RIGHT.
1114
00:40:18,850 --> 00:40:20,251
Sean: I'VE BEEN WAITING OUT HERE
1115
00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,620
FOR AN HOUR.
1116
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,621
WHY'D YOU TELL THE GUARD NOT TO
1117
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:23,121
LET ME IN?
1118
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,089
Dr. Santiago: FUNNY. I'VE HAD
1119
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:24,990
STALKERS BEFORE, BUT THEY WERE
1120
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,057
PATIENTS, NOT FELLOW DOCTORS.
1121
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,659
Sean: LOOK, THAT GUY LAST
1122
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:29,695
NIGHT, THAT WASN'T ME.
1123
00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:30,729
I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE SINCE
1124
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:31,997
REAGAN WAS IN OFFICE.
1125
00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:32,998
I'M BAD AT IT.
1126
00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,132
Dr. Santiago: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
1127
00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:35,133
Sean: TO TELL YOU HOW SORRY
1128
00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,067
I AM.
1129
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:37,235
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
1130
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,236
Dr. Santiago: I DON'T WANT YOUR
1131
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:40,005
APOLOGIES.
1132
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:43,942
Sean: THEN HOW 'BOUT A JOB?
1133
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:48,680
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
1134
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,784
Julia: CHRISTIAN?
1135
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:54,285
* AND THEN AGAIN,
1136
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,287
YOU CAN BE COLD AS ICE,
1137
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,691
I'M OVER MY HEAD,
1138
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:01,192
OH, OH, OH,
1139
00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:04,162
BUT IT SURE FEELS NICE *
1140
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,767
Randi: HI.
1141
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:12,538
Mandi: HI.
1142
00:41:12,538 --> 00:41:13,805
* I'LL BE AROUND
1143
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,907
IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT
1144
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,976
LOVE ME, BABY... *
1145
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,802
Christian: I THOUGHT WE SAID
1146
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,070
7:30.
1147
00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:47,038
Julia: 7:00.
1148
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:50,942
WE SAID 7:00.
1149
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,811
DID YOU THINK IT WAS EASY FOR ME
1150
00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,245
TO COME HERE?
1151
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:56,081
Christian: WHAT DID YOU THINK
1152
00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:59,284
YOU WERE COMING OVER HERE FOR?
1153
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,589
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO CATCH ME
1154
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:04,690
IN THE MIDDLE OF A DOUBLEMINT
1155
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:07,225
MOMENT BACK THERE.
1156
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,160
BUT LET'S NOT FOOL OURSELVES.
1157
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,662
THAT'S WHO I AM,
1158
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:14,633
ALWAYS WILL BE.
1159
00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,101
YOU WANT A REGULAR FRIDAY NIGHT
1160
00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,237
DATE AND A FATHER FOR YOUR KIDS?
1161
00:42:19,237 --> 00:42:23,541
STAY WITH SEAN.
1162
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,846
Julia: WHEN DID YOU BECOME SO
1163
00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:30,949
CRUEL?
1164
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,398
Julia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1165
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,000
Sean: I'M MOVING BACK IN.
1166
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,802
MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CHANGE ME,
1167
00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,237
BUT I CAN CHANGE ME IN THIS
1168
00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:53,271
MARRIAGE.
1169
00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:54,640
I REALIZE I'M NOT A SINGLE GUY
1170
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,141
WHO WANTS A NEW LIFE.
1171
00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:57,275
I'M A MARRIED MAN WHO WANTS TO
1172
00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:58,877
FIX THIS FAMILY.
1173
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:00,211
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
1174
00:43:00,211 --> 00:43:02,413
Julia: I DON'T WANT A FIX.
1175
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,115
I WANT YOU OUT.
1176
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,684
I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR
1177
00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:08,019
PETTINESS AND YOUR CONTROL
1178
00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:10,756
ISSUES AND YOUR SAD, LONELY
1179
00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:12,758
MIDLIFE CRISIS AND GET OUT OF
1180
00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:13,925
MY HOUSE!
1181
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,661
AND NOTICE I SAID MY HOUSE,
1182
00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:17,929
SEAN...BECAUSE I'M NOT SELLING
1183
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,430
IT AND SPLITTING THE DIFFERENCE
1184
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,032
WHEN WE GET A DIVORCE.
1185
00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:23,301
THIS IS NOT CALIFORNIA, BUDDY.
1186
00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:24,335
I PUT YOU THROUGH MEDICAL
1187
00:43:24,335 --> 00:43:25,771
SCHOOL, AND THIS IS ALL I HAVE
1188
00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:26,905
TO SHOW FOR IT.
1189
00:43:26,905 --> 00:43:27,906
Sean: YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
1190
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:28,306
Julia: YEAH!
1191
00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:29,775
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY, SEAN.
1192
00:43:29,775 --> 00:43:31,042
YOU'LL BE LEGALLY FREE TO SCREW
1193
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,711
EVERY HOT 20-YEAR-OLD THAT
1194
00:43:32,711 --> 00:43:35,046
WALTZES THROUGH YOUR OFFICE.
1195
00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:36,948
HOW IT MUST KILL YOU THAT
1196
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,083
CHRISTIAN GETS THE PICK OF THE
1197
00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:39,117
LITTER.
1198
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,686
Sean: HEY, HEY, HEY, CALM DOWN.
1199
00:43:40,686 --> 00:43:42,020
Julia: LET GO OF ME!
1200
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,388
Sean: I DON'T WANNA SCREW
1201
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:44,222
AROUND.
1202
00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,725
Julia: YEAH? WELL, MAYBE I DO.
1203
00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:49,094
YOU ALWAYS WERE A LOUSY LAY,
1204
00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:52,063
SEAN.
1205
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,198
Sean: OH, YEAH?
1206
00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:54,265
Julia: YEAH.
1207
00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:55,266
Sean: YOU'RE EITHER A LIAR OR A
1208
00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:56,802
VERY GOOD ACTRESS.
1209
00:43:56,802 --> 00:43:58,336
I KNOW YOUR BODY.
1210
00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,805
I ALWAYS HAVE.
1211
00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:00,872
I KNOW RIGHT WHERE YOU LIVE AND
1212
00:44:00,872 --> 00:44:01,807
BREATHE.
1213
00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:02,808
Julia: THEN WHY HAVEN'T I HAD AN
1214
00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:04,309
ORGASM IN 2 YEARS?
1215
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,276
Sean: BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA
1216
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,945
WORK THAT HARD.
1217
00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,847
[BOTH BREATHING HARD]
1218
00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:34,505
Julia: OHH!
1219
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,507
Sean: RIGHT THERE.
1220
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,376
THAT'S WHERE YOU LIKE IT, ISN'T
1221
00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:39,978
IT?
1222
00:44:39,978 --> 00:44:43,114
Joey: HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
1223
00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,249
YOU'VE LOGGED ON TO JOEY'S
1224
00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,517
SELF-CIRCUMCISION WEB PAGE, A
1225
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,519
GUIDE FOR GUYS LIKE ME WHO HAVE
1226
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,155
A FORESKIN PROBLEM AND ARE TOO
1227
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:51,489
EMBARRASSED TO HAVE THEIR DOCTOR
1228
00:44:51,489 --> 00:44:53,224
DO THE DUTY.
1229
00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:54,392
FIRST THINGS FIRST, GUYS.
1230
00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:55,994
RELAX.
1231
00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:57,128
A SHAKING HAND MEANS YOU COULD
1232
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:58,864
SLIP.
1233
00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:00,899
I TOOK A MILD MUSCLE RELAXANT,
1234
00:45:00,899 --> 00:45:02,400
BUT OTHER GUYS I KNOW HAVE FARED
1235
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,770
WELL ON A GLASS OF RED WINE.
1236
00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:09,140
BE SMOOTH AND CONFIDENT.
1237
00:45:19,985 --> 00:45:21,452
YOUR SURGICAL TOOLS HAVE TO BE
1238
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,521
SHARPENED TO RAZOR SHARPNESS.
1239
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:25,390
WHEN YOU DO THIS, THE CUTS ARE
1240
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,125
VIRTUALLY PAINLESS AND BLEED
1241
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:28,860
VERY LITTLE.
1242
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,896
I DIDN'T USE ICE OR ANYTHING.
1243
00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:34,365
THERE WAS NO NEED.
1244
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,528
FOR THE FIRST CUT, GRIP THE
1245
00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,596
FORESKIN AND PULL IT OUT.
1246
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,298
CUT IN A CIRCULAR MOTION,
1247
00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,499
REMOVING A THIN QUARTER-INCH
1248
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:11,469
STRIP.
1249
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,374
[SNIP]
1250
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:25,216
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
1251
00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:26,484
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
1252
00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:27,986
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1253
00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:49,140
* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
1254
00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:02,420
* LIFE *
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