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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,568 --> 00:00:01,535 Sean: TELL ME WHAT YOU DON'T 2 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:03,137 LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF. 3 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:05,373 Man: MY BROTHER WOULD LIKE A NEW 4 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:06,574 NOSE. 5 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:08,142 HE'S ALSO INTERESTED IN A NEW 6 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,343 JAW LINE. 7 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,678 HE HAS SEVERE ACNE SCARS, AS YOU 8 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,646 CAN SEE. 9 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:13,681 HE WOULD LIKE THOSE REMOVED, 10 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,150 PLEASE...AND MY BROTHER'S VERY 11 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,351 SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS 12 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,586 HAIRLINE. 13 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,354 THE ROGAINE... 14 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,755 [WHISPERING] it didn't work. 15 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,291 Sean: I'M SORRY. 16 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,358 ALEJANDRO, IS IT? 17 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,459 Alejandro: YES. 18 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:26,494 Sean: I'M NOT COMFORTABLE HAVING 19 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,695 YOU SPEAK FOR YOUR BROTHER WHEN 20 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,130 HE'S THE ONE REQUESTING SUCH 21 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,298 EXTENSIVE SURGERY. 22 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,333 MR. PEREZ, MAYBE YOU COULD TALK 23 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,334 TO ME ABOUT-- 24 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,302 Alejandro: MY BROTHER DOESN'T 25 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:35,236 SPEAK ENGLISH. 26 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,470 Sean: I'M SORRY. 27 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:37,705 I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. 28 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,340 Alejandro: HA HA HA. 29 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,175 YOU LIVE IN MIAMI, AND YOU DON'T 30 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:42,576 SPEAK SPANISH? 31 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,478 TAKE A BERLITZ CLASS, MAN. 32 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,333 Liz: ASS IMPLANTS. 33 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,734 WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? 34 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:09,803 Sean: WE NEED TO SWITCH. 35 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:10,871 THERE'S A POTENTIAL PATIENT 36 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,573 IN MY OFFICE I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 37 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:13,374 FEEL HIM OUT. 38 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,608 SEE IF YOU SUSPECT B.D.D. 39 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,277 Christian: WILL DO, PARTNER. 40 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,885 Sean: YOU PUT THIS IN WRONG. 41 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:25,853 Christian: I'M SORRY? 42 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:26,787 Sean: THIS IMPLANT. 43 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,189 YOU PUT IT IN UPSIDE DOWN. 44 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,659 Christian: YOU SAVE MY ASS 45 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:32,726 AGAIN. 46 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,428 Liz: AND HERS. 47 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:25,546 Christian: YOU WANT TO TALK 48 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,380 ABOUT THE REAL REASON YOU 49 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,415 BREEZED INTO TOWN, AND DO ME 50 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:28,682 A FAVOR, MR. PEREZ, WHEN YOU 51 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,717 ANSWER, DROP THE NO HABLO 52 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,551 ENGLISH BULLSHIT. 53 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,885 IT DOESN'T ADD TO MY CONFUSION 54 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:32,986 ABOUT YOUR PREDICAMENT. 55 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,555 IT ONLY HIGHLIGHTS YOUR OWN. 56 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:35,556 I'M A DOCTOR. 57 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,990 WHAT YOU TELL ME DURING 58 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,627 CONSULTATION IS CONFIDENTIAL. 59 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,229 Mr. Perez: I PREFER TO LET 60 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,430 MY MONEY TALK. 61 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,969 Christian: NICE ALLIGATOR. 62 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,704 Mr. Perez: $20,000, ACCORDING TO 63 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:51,972 YOUR WEB SITE. 64 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:53,341 THAT'S YOUR FEE. 65 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:54,542 Christian: FUNNY, ISN'T IT? 66 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:55,809 [SNIFFS] 67 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,545 HOW CERTAIN THINGS FROM COLUMBIA 68 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:58,979 HAVE THAT PUNGENT AROMA THAT CAN 69 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,548 STINK UP A ROOM. 70 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,316 COFFEE, FOR INSTANCE, AND OF 71 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,817 COURSE, THERE IS THE CARTEL 72 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:04,552 MONEY. 73 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,324 Mr. Perez: I'M NOT COLOMBIAN. 74 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,825 MY BROTHER AND I, 75 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,761 WE ARE ARGENTINEAN. 76 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:14,995 Christian: MR. PEREZ, IF YOU 77 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,730 WERE ARGENTINEAN, I WOULDN'T 78 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:17,865 HAVE TO RECOMMEND PORCELAIN 79 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:18,666 VENEERS. 80 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,700 IT'S THE ONLY SOUTH AMERICAN 81 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,668 COUNTRY WITH FLUORIDE IN THE 82 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,635 WATER. 83 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,737 [CHUCKLES] 84 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:24,972 Christian: ONE LAST TIME, 85 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,206 WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? 86 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,844 Mr. Perez: I WAS WITH THE BOSS' 87 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,780 GIRL. 88 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,649 Christian: MR. PEREZ, YOU CAD. 89 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,352 [LAUGHS] 90 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,895 Christian: I'M STILL TRYING TO 91 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:48,829 GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS. 92 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,400 Christian: I DON'T THINK THIS 93 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,668 GUY'S GOT B.D.D. 94 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,702 HIS EXPECTATIONS AREN'T 95 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:29,670 UNREALISTIC. 96 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,638 HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE 97 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,439 TOM CRUISE OR ANYTHING. 98 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,473 HE'S JUST DIVORCED AND WANTS 99 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:33,641 A FRESH START. 100 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,812 SENOR PEREZ... 101 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:11,044 [WOMAN SINGING IN SPANISH] 102 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,102 Christian: SINGLE OR DOUBLES? 103 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,608 Woman: DOUBLES. 104 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:41,742 I'M MEETING MY BOYFRIEND. 105 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,147 Christian: CAN I BUY YOU 106 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,682 A DRINK? 107 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,950 Woman: I DON'T DRINK. 108 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,021 Christian: MAY I BUY YOU AN 109 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,123 APPETIZER? 110 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:57,525 Woman: I DON'T EAT. 111 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,492 I'M A MODEL. 112 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:12,139 Bartender: HOW ABOUT ONE 113 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:12,973 FOR THE ROAD? 114 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:13,774 Christian: NO, THANKS. 115 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,008 I HAVE TO OPERATE TOMORROW. 116 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,913 Woman: ARE YOU A DOCTOR? 117 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,517 Christian: PLASTIC SURGEON. 118 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,822 Missy Elliot: * IS IT WORTH IT? 119 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:29,923 LET ME WORK IT 120 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,058 I PUT MY THING DOWN, 121 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,059 FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT, 122 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,727 TI ESREVER DNA TI PILF, 123 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,862 NWOD GNIHT YM TUP, 124 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,029 TI ESREVER DNA TI PILF, 125 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,064 NWOD GNIHT YM TUP, 126 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:37,798 IF YOU GOT BIG 127 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:38,566 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETS] 128 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:39,500 LEMME SEARCH IT 129 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,734 TO FIND OUT HOW HARD 130 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,902 I GOTTA WORK YA, 131 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,236 TI ESREVER DNA TI PILF, 132 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,472 NWOD GNIHT YM TUP * 133 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,946 Julia, thinking: BREAD... 134 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,215 REMBRANDT TOOTHPASTE, 135 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:56,750 ...MAYONNAISE... 136 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:57,751 WOLFGANG PUCK PIZZAS... 137 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,820 Missy: * PUT THE PUSSY ON YA 138 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:00,788 LIKE I TOLD YA, 139 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:01,789 GIMME ALL YOUR NUMBERS 140 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,090 SO I COULD PHONE YA * 141 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:06,827 Sean, thinking: I'M GONNA FIRE 142 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,861 THE GARDENER. 143 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,129 HEDGES IN FRONT ARE LOPSIDED. 144 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,163 LOOKS LIKE HE TRIMMED THEM 145 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,264 DRUNK. 146 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,833 HMM... 147 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,503 MAYBE JULIA SHOULD FIRE HIM. 148 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,537 SHE'S BETTER AT THAT SORT OF 149 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,204 THING. 150 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,105 Missy: * RA TA TA TA 151 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,640 TA TA TA TA TA TA, 152 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,541 SEX ME SO GOOD, 153 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,942 I SAY BLAH, BLAH, BLAH * 154 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,852 Julia: ARE YOU FINISHED, HONEY? 155 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:43,564 Christian: AAH! AAH! AAH! 156 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:46,867 Sean: YES. 157 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,025 Woman: TAKE ME BACK TO BED, 158 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,093 PRINCE CHARMING. 159 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,127 Christian: DON'T YOU HAVE A 160 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,062 BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN 161 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,029 LAST NIGHT'S DISAPPEARING ACT 162 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:16,897 TO? 163 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,031 Woman: OH, HE'S NOT A FIANCE OR 164 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:18,866 ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 165 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,167 HE'S JUST A BOUNCER AT LEVEL. 166 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,168 Christian: YOU KNOW, THERE ARE 167 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:22,069 ADVANTAGES TO HAVING A BOUNCER 168 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:22,903 BOYFRIEND. 169 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:23,837 YOU NEVER HAVE TO WAIT BEHIND A 170 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:24,872 VELVET ROPE. 171 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,174 Woman: PLEASE. 172 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,976 YOU THINK A GIRL LIKE ME HAS TO 173 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,077 WAIT? 174 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,813 LIKE LAST WEEKEND, MY GIRLS AND 175 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:33,947 I, WE WENT TO THAT NEW CLUB 176 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:36,149 RENDEZVOUS, AND THE CLUB OWNER 177 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,218 SAYS TO ME, "RIGHT THIS WAY, 178 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,252 10." 179 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:42,255 THE PERFECT 10. 180 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,524 THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS ME. 181 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:51,932 Christian: BOOKED ANY COVERS 182 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:52,800 YET? 183 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,806 Woman: I'M ONLY 21. 184 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,108 I GOT LOTS OF TIME. 185 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,644 Christian: ABSOLUTELY. 186 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,678 OF COURSE, IT TAKES A LOT OF 187 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:05,679 DISCIPLINE AND WORK TO GET 188 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,615 THERE, TO BE PERFECT, BUT, UH, 189 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,649 YOU FIX THE FLAWS, YOU COULD 190 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,717 ABSOLUTELY BE A 10. 191 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,987 Woman: WELL, WHAT AM I NOW? 192 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,690 Christian: YOU'RE AN 8. 193 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,126 Woman: AN 8? 194 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,160 OH... 195 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,330 Christian: YOU'RE ALSO 26. 196 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,198 YOU SHOULD HAVE WORN SUNSCREEN. 197 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,968 BUT WITH A LIGHT PEEL UNDER THE 198 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:32,239 EYES, YOU COULD LOOK...20. 199 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,707 EVEN SO, YOU'RE A VERY PRETTY 200 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,775 GIRL, KIMBER. 201 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,086 Kimber: I DON'T WANT TO BE 202 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,222 PRETTY. 203 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:52,092 I WANT TO BE BETTER. 204 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,628 I WANT TO BE PERFECT. 205 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:00,734 Kimber: I HAVEN'T BOOKED 206 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,002 ANYTHING IN 2 MONTHS. 207 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,904 TELL ME. 208 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,875 Christian: ALL RIGHT. 209 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:10,010 YOU GOT A LIPSTICK? 210 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,211 BEAUTY IS SYMMETRY. 211 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,279 YOUR RIGHT EYE IS HALF A 212 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,113 MILLIMETER HIGHER THAN 213 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,081 YOUR LEFT. 214 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,048 WE COULD PROBABLY FIX THAT 215 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,083 WITH A MALAR AUGMENTATION. 216 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,751 IT'S A CHEEKBONE ENHANCEMENT. 217 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,054 I GIVE YOU BOTOX HERE AND HERE. 218 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,756 THAT SHOULD PROVIDE A GOOD LIFT. 219 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,691 YOU IRISH? 220 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,825 Kimber: PART. 221 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,693 Christian: THAT EXPLAINS THE 222 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,894 SLIGHTLY FLAT BOXER NOSE. 223 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,161 WE COULD SHAVE THE CARTILAGE, 224 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,029 GIVE YOU THAT 225 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,732 CHRISTY TURLINGTON THING, AND 226 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,033 THE BREAST COULD GO ONE SIZE 227 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,769 BIGGER, A LOW "C," AND YOU COULD 228 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:36,469 FINISH OFF WITH SOME 229 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,270 ABDOMINAL... 230 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,073 COULD FINISH OFF WITH SOME 231 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:40,974 ABDOMINAL LIPO. 232 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,244 PRETTY MUCH. 233 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,682 THESE ARE YOUR PROBLEM AREAS. 234 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,791 Kimber: AM I REALLY THIS UGLY? 235 00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,327 I WAS HOMECOMING QUEEN. 236 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,796 Christian: DON'T BE UPSET. 237 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,897 LET YOUR SHORTCOMINGS AND FLAWS 238 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,798 FUEL YOU. 239 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:05,733 LET THEM PUSH YOU FURTHER THAN 240 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,367 YOU EVER THOUGHT YOU COULD GO. 241 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,336 WHEN YOU STOP STRIVING FOR 242 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,838 PERFECTION, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE 243 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:11,839 DEAD. 244 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:28,221 Julia: HAVE YOU, UM... 245 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:32,525 NOTICED ANYTHING DIFFERENT? 246 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,427 Sean: MMM, LIKE WHAT? 247 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,229 Julia: I DON'T KNOW. 248 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,232 IT'S SILLY, BUT... 249 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,768 EVER SINCE I NURSED ANNIE, 250 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,870 I KIND OF FEEL THAT MY 251 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,838 BOOBS ARE DISAPPEARING. 252 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,239 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CONSIDER 253 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,909 SOMETHING? 254 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,911 Sean: AREN'T YOU PAST ALL THAT 255 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,179 STUFF NOW? 256 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,981 Julia: UM, I FORGOT. 257 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,482 I SHOULD JUST CUT TO THE CHASE 258 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,184 AND HAVE MY UTERUS BRONZED. 259 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,986 Sean: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 260 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,388 LET ME SEE. 261 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,256 Woman: YOU'VE SEEN THEM. 262 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:06,259 Sean: OK, LET ME SEE. 263 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,128 LET ME JUST SEE. COME ON. 264 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,963 Julia: OK. 265 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,239 Sean: FOR YOUR AGE, 266 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,407 GRAVITATIONALLY, THEY'RE EXACTLY 267 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,741 WHERE THEY SHOULD BE. 268 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,215 Sean: BY THE WAY, I TOLD ANNIE 269 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,516 SHE COULD ADOPT THE GERBIL THAT 270 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,818 HER KINDERGARTEN TEACHER-- 271 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:34,021 Julia: SEAN, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME 272 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:34,587 LAST WEEK? 273 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,456 I SPECIFICALLY TOLD HER SHE 274 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,958 COULDN'T BRING IT HOME. 275 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:38,892 Sean: WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 276 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:39,860 IT'S NOT LIKE A PUPPY. 277 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,061 IT MAKES MESSES IN A CAGE. 278 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,262 Julia: IT'S STILL SHIT, SEAN, 279 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,363 AND THAT'S MORE SHIT FOR ME TO 280 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,265 CLEAN UP. 281 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,034 Sean: COME ON, JULES, IT'S NOT 282 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,235 LIKE YOU'RE MIA FARROW TENDING 283 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,536 TO 10 PARAPLEGIC KIDS WITH 284 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,871 POLIO. 285 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:55,242 YOU'VE GOT 2 AND A GERBIL AND 286 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,076 A MAID. 287 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,378 IT'S MANAGEABLE. 288 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,492 Sean: WHAT YOU READING, MATT? 289 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,461 Annie: DAD, YOU ASKED HIM THAT 290 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,496 SAME QUESTION 2 DAYS AGO. 291 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,065 MATT'S READING ABOUT ALLIGATORS 292 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,067 FOR HIS SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT ON 293 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,368 THE--WHAT IS IT AGAIN? 294 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,402 Matt: ON THE VANISHING 295 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:25,272 EVERGLADES ECOSYSTEM... 296 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,473 BUT OF COURSE, DAD ASKED ME THAT 297 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,275 SAME QUESTION 2 DAYS AGO, ANNIE, 298 00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,476 BECAUSE DAD NEVER LISTENS TO 299 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,044 ANYTHING I SAY. 300 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,345 Sean: ALLIGATORS, HUH? 301 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,947 SOUNDS INTERESTING. 302 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,348 Annie: AND SCARY. 303 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,184 Matt: OH, YEAH, THEY ARE, LIKE, 304 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,585 DID YOU KNOW THAT AT THE TURN OF 305 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,387 THE CENTURY, SETTLERS DYING OF 306 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,955 STARVATION USED TO USE DEAD 307 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,556 HUMAN BODIES AS BAIT TO LURE 308 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,025 ALLIGATORS SO THEY COULD EAT 309 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,326 THEM, BUT THE FUNNY THING IS, 310 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,494 THE GATORS WOULDN'T BITE. 311 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,229 THEY'D ATTACK, AND THEN THEY'D 312 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,330 JUST SPIT THE BODIES OUT. 313 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,198 Annie: WELL, WHY WOULD THEY 314 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,499 SPIT THEM OUT? 315 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,533 Matt: TURNS OUT GATORS FIND THE 316 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,103 TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH SORT OF 317 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:56,603 BORING. 318 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,670 OH, BUT DID I TELL YOU 319 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,272 THAT ONE TIME, THE SETTLERS SAW 320 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,408 A WILD BOAR FALL INTO THE WATER, 321 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,010 AND THE GATORS WENT BERSERK. 322 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,544 IT TURNS OUT THAT PORK IS THE 323 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,013 GATORS' VERSION OF THE BIG MAC 324 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,114 OR SOME SHIT. 325 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,381 [CHOMPS] 326 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,582 Sean: THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE 327 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,984 BREAKFAST CONVERSATION, 328 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,019 AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH. 329 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,153 [ANNIE SPEAKING SPANISH] 330 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,657 Sean: ANNIE, HONEY, I TOLD YOU 331 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,126 WHEN YOU'RE AROUND DADDY, PLEASE 332 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,060 DON'T SPEAK IN A FOREIGN 333 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:20,928 LANGUAGE DADDY DOESN'T 334 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:21,561 UNDERSTAND. 335 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,629 Julia: WE LIVE IN SOUTH FLORIDA, 336 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,596 SEAN. 337 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,165 ENGLISH IS THE FOREIGN LANGUAGE. 338 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,691 Rosa: GRACIAS. 339 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,692 n[OYE COMO VA 340 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,626 INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING] 341 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,648 Man: OH, GOOD MORNING TO YOU, 342 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,516 MR. SEAN. 343 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,087 ANYTHING EXTRA YOU'D LIKE DONE 344 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:20,954 TODAY? 345 00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,458 Sean: NO, JULIO. 346 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,327 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 347 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,175 Christian: GOD, IT IS BEAUTIFUL 348 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,743 OUT HERE, HUH? 349 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,711 Matt: OH, YEAH, IT'S, UH, 350 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,578 PERFECT WEATHER FOR SKIPPING 351 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,746 SCHOOL. 352 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,348 Christian: I WANT YOU BACK BY 353 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,649 THIRD PERIOD, MATTY. 354 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,783 WE AGREED. 355 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,152 HERE. I WROTE YOU A DOCTOR'S 356 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,220 EXCUSE. 357 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,354 Matt: THANKS. 358 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,089 HEY, LISTEN, AND THANKS FOR THE 359 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,624 MEDICAL CONSULTATION STUFF. 360 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,627 UH, WHEN CAN WE SCHEDULE 361 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,494 AN OPERATION? 362 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,495 Christian: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, 363 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,663 KILLER. 364 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,365 SLOW DOWN. 365 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,499 LIKE IT OR NOT, WE HAVE TO TALK 366 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,600 TO YOUR DAD ABOUT THIS. 367 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,501 YOU'RE UNDER 18. 368 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,103 HE HAS TO SIGN THE CONSENT FORM. 369 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:10,737 Matt: YEAH. 370 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,405 HE'LL NEVER GO FOR IT. 371 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,440 HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 372 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,741 Christian: HEY. 373 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,743 DON'T YOU CALL YOUR FATHER THAT. 374 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,145 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU'VE 375 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,179 GOT IT. 376 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,783 Christian: BESIDES, YOUR DAD IS 377 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,752 NOT AN ASSHOLE. 378 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,488 ROBOTS CAN'T BE ASSHOLES. 379 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,628 Matt: YOU'RE GONNA LET ME DRIVE? 380 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:36,663 Christian: YEAH. 381 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,331 THAT WAY, I GET TO DRINK. 382 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,740 Woman: THIS IS MY JOEY LAST 383 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,775 YEAR. 384 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,277 HE MADE THE TENNIS TEAM. 385 00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,145 Sean: AND AFTER THE ACCIDENT? 386 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,847 Woman: IT WAS NO ACCIDENT, OK? 387 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,816 Woman: I'M SORRY. 388 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,485 I'M STILL REELING, YOU KNOW? 389 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,453 Sean: CAN I SEE THE CURRENT 390 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,488 PICTURES, PLEASE? 391 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,559 Sean: HOW MANY GRAFTS HAS HE 392 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,460 BEEN THROUGH? 393 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,661 Woman: UH, WE HAD TO STOP AT 5. 394 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,630 HE NEEDS 3 MORE. 395 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,299 SHITTY H.M.O. 396 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,341 Sean: MS. MICHAELS, I'D LIKE TO 397 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,275 HELP, BUT-- 398 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,243 Ms. Michaels: PLEASE DON'T 399 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:23,843 SAY NO. 400 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,811 CAN'T WE MAKE SOME KIND OF AN 401 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,346 ARRANGEMENT OR SOMETHING? 402 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,514 YOU KNOW, LIKE, UM, A LAYAWAY 403 00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,515 PLAN OR SOMETHING? 404 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,482 Sean: MS. MICHAELS, IT'S NOT 405 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,217 THE MONEY. 406 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,184 IT'S THE TIME. 407 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,252 WE'RE BOOKED SOLID FOR THE NEXT 408 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,453 6 MONTHS. 409 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,721 Ms. Michaels: OH, I UNDERSTAND. 410 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:39,826 Ms. Michaels: IF I WANTED 411 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,529 SOMETHING SILLY OR STUPID, LIKE 412 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,231 A GODDAMN BOOB JOB, SOMETHING 413 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,432 YOU CAN MAKE A QUICK BUCK ON, 414 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,600 MAYBE YOU COULD SQUEEZE ME IN. 415 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,239 Sean: MS. MICHAELS, I'M GONNA 416 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:52,872 GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OF 417 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,507 DR. MICHAEL LEWENGAARD. 418 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,210 Ms. Michaels: SCREW YOU! 419 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,645 I ALREADY WENT TO HIM. 420 00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,912 HE BLEW ME OFF, AND THEN HE 421 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,248 RECOMMENDED YOU, AND THAT' S 422 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,081 WHY I'M HERE. 423 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,888 Ms. Michaels: CONGRATULATIONS ON 424 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,158 YOUR FANCY EXPANSION, DOCTOR. 425 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:12,159 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING 426 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,193 REALLY GOOD FOR YOURSELF. 427 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,366 Ms. Michaels: AND THANK YOU FOR 428 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,367 YOUR PRECIOUS TIME. 429 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,277 Ms. Michaels: THE NEXT TIME 430 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,911 YOU'VE GOT SOME LITTLE SIZE 4 431 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:34,381 ON YOUR TABLE AND YOU'RE GIVING 432 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,648 HER LIPOSUCTION SHE REALLY 433 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:39,519 DOESN'T NEED, YOU THINK OF MY 434 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,522 JOEY AND WHAT YOU COULD HAVE 435 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,757 DONE FOR HIM. 436 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,326 SHAME ON YOU. 437 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,512 Sean: SO CHECK OUT THIS 438 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,446 BOMBSHELL. 439 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,347 WE'RE GETTING READY THIS 440 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,415 MORNING, AND JULIA TELLS ME SHE 441 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:09,449 WANTS HER BREASTS DONE. 442 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:10,417 Christian: IF YOU'RE THINKING 443 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,384 CONFLICT OF INTEREST, I'D LIKE 444 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,552 TO VOLUNTEER MY SERVICES. 445 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,486 Sean: STILL HAVE A CRUSH ON THE 446 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,487 MISSIS, DO WE? 447 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,488 Christian: FOR THE RECORD, I'D 448 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,589 LIKE IT TO SHOW THAT I DATED HER 449 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,824 FIRST AND PASSED OFF MY SLOPPY 450 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,326 SECONDS TO YOU. 451 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,260 Sean: SCREW YOU. 452 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,228 ONE DATE, AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN 453 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,329 LET YOU KISS HER. 454 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,363 SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO SMOOTH. 455 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,597 MY WIFE'S PERCEPTIVE. 456 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,632 Christian: YEAH, WELL, 457 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,633 YOU'RE NOT. 458 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,500 A LOT GOES ON IN YOUR FAMILY 459 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,535 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. 460 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,736 IF MY SON WAS GETTING BRUTALLY 461 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:30,837 RAZZED AT SCHOOL, I'D HAVE 462 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,904 PICKED UP ON HIS CHANGED 463 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:32,805 BEHAVIOR. 464 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,307 Sean: MATT'S HAVING TROUBLE AT 465 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,575 SCHOOL, AND HE TOLD YOU THIS? 466 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,609 Christian: HE'S TORN UP. 467 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,577 I GUESS HE WAS SHOWERING IN GYM 468 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,711 AND SHIT AND SOME TOUGH GUYS 469 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,612 WERE LAUGHING AT HIM, 470 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,680 CALLING HIM "ANTEATER." 471 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,748 Sean: "ANTEATER"? 472 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,383 Christian: BASICALLY, HE'S 473 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,684 SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIS DICK, 474 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,486 AND HE WANTS A CIRCUMCISION. 475 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,988 Sean: HE DOESN'T NEED A 476 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:49,889 CIRCUMCISION. 477 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:50,890 THAT'S A VANITY OPERATION. 478 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:51,858 Christian: WE'RE IN THE VANITY 479 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:52,625 BUSINESS, SEAN. 480 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,926 IT'S WHAT WE DO. 481 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,328 APPEARANCE IS EVERYTHING TO 482 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:55,862 A KID. 483 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:56,729 IT'S HOW YOU FIT IN. 484 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,997 SNIP, SNIP, HE FEELS BETTER 485 00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,832 ABOUT HIMSELF, AND YOU, SIR, 486 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,368 CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 487 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,669 HOW COOL IS FATHERHOOD? 488 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,736 Sean: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING TO 489 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,037 MY SON'S PENIS OR MY WIFE'S 490 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,038 BREASTS. 491 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,441 I DON'T WANT MY FAMILY INFECTED 492 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,742 BY WHAT WE DO HERE. 493 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,577 Christian: AND WHAT IS IT 494 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,511 THAT WE DO HERE, SEAN, 495 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,345 OTHER THAN MAKE PEOPLE 496 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,480 FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES? 497 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,347 Sean: WHAT WE DO HERE IS LET 498 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,682 PEOPLE EXTERNALIZE THE HATE THEY 499 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,317 FEEL ABOUT THEMSELVES, WHICH IS 500 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,385 WHY I WANT TO HIRE A FULL-TIME 501 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,453 PSYCHOLOGIST TO SCREEN PEOPLE 502 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:21,354 BETTER. 503 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,356 Christian: GREAT, AND LET'S DO 504 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,291 YOGA IN THE LOBBY. 505 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,024 Sean: SINCE BOTOX WENT WIDE, 506 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,526 IT'S LIKE A FACTORY IN HERE. 507 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,427 THERE'S NO DISCERNMENT, NO 508 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,027 CAUTION. 509 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:28,928 Christian: THIS IS A BUSINESS, 510 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,497 SEAN, A VERY GOOD BUSINESS THAT 511 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,698 IS ON THE VERGE OF SETTING US UP 512 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,699 FOR LIFE. 513 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,966 Sean: WELL, MAYBE I DON'T WANT 514 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,268 TO BE IN THIS BUSINESS ANYMORE. 515 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,679 Liz: HEY, BOYS, OUR PATIENT'S 516 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,080 COMFORTABLY IN TWILIGHT, READY 517 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,616 TO BE CARVED UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS 518 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,417 HAM. 519 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,462 Sean: LET'S DO IT. 520 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,634 [ROLLING STONES' PAINT IT BLACK 521 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,568 PLAYING] 522 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:21,348 * I SEE A RED DOOR, AND I WANT 523 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:24,617 IT PAINTED BLACK, 524 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,686 NO COLORS ANYMORE, 525 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:30,657 I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK, 526 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,725 I SEE PEOPLE TURN THEIR HEADS 527 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:36,696 AND QUICKLY LOOK AWAY, 528 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,398 LIKE A NEWBORN BABY, 529 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:42,402 IT JUST HAPPENS EVERY DAY, 530 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:45,972 I LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AND SEE MY 531 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,608 HEART IS BLACK, 532 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,143 I SEE MY RED DOOR, 533 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,381 I MUST HAVE IT PAINTED BLACK, 534 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,716 MAYBE THEN I'LL FADE AWAY 535 00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:00,387 AND NOT HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS, 536 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:03,122 IT'S NOT EASY FACING UP WHEN 537 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,025 YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS BLACK, 538 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,728 YEAH... * 539 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,598 Sean: YOU'RE SHAVING TOO DEEP. 540 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,566 Christian: IT'S FINE. 541 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,967 Sean: DO YOU WANT IT FINE, OR DO 542 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,068 YOU WANT IT PERFECT? 543 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,620 Sean: HE'S ON MORPHINE. 544 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,687 THERE'S NO PAIN. 545 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,922 HE'LL BE UP AND AROUND AT THE 546 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,156 HOSPITAL BY WEEK'S END. 547 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,425 TRANSPORT AMBULANCE JUST 548 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:39,025 ARRIVED. 549 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:39,926 YOU CAN RIDE WITH HIM TO DADE 550 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:40,960 COUNTY IF YOU WANT. 551 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,895 Alejandro: WHAT'S WITH THE MASK? 552 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,030 Sean: A NEW BREAKTHROUGH. 553 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,698 IT'S POLYURETHANE LINED WITH 554 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,633 PULSE MAGNETS. 555 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:47,934 THEY BRING CONSTANT REJUVENATING 556 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:48,901 BLOOD FLOW TO THE SURFACE 557 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:49,869 OF THE SKIN. 558 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:01,481 Alejandro: DR. SEAN, EXCUSE ME. 559 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:02,549 I FORGOT TO ASK. 560 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,750 DOES THE 300 GRAND COVER 561 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,452 EVERYTHING, OR IS THE HOSPITAL 562 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,519 STAY EXTRA? 563 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,064 Christian: WHAT'S UP? 564 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,799 Sean: WHERE'D YOU HIDE THE EXTRA 565 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:20,767 PEREZ MONEY? 566 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:24,937 Christian: YOU WANT TO PLAY 567 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,138 ACCOUNTANT, GO CHECK THE 568 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,674 GODDAMN CORPORATE ACCOUNT. 569 00:23:27,674 --> 00:23:28,675 I'M PUTTING THAT MONEY BACK INTO 570 00:23:28,675 --> 00:23:29,709 OUR COMPANY. 571 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:30,943 Sean: IT'S DRUG MONEY, ISN'T IT? 572 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:31,844 Christian: I DON'T KNOW. 573 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,079 I DIDN'T ASK. 574 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:33,913 NEITHER DID YOU. 575 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,214 Nurse: EXCUSE ME, DR. TROY? 576 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,248 Christian: YES? 577 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,116 Nurse: THE ARCHITECT IS HERE 578 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:38,585 TO SHOW YOU THE MARBLE SAMPLES 579 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:39,686 FOR THE STEAM ROOM. 580 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,120 Sean: STEAM ROOM? 581 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,622 OUR RECOVERY UNIT ADDITION NOW 582 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:43,823 HAS A MARBLE STEAM ROOM?! 583 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,791 I DIDN'T APPROVE THAT. 584 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:45,825 I WASN'T EVEN CONSULTED ON THAT. 585 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,093 THAT'S A RIDICULOUS, UNNECESSARY 586 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,194 EXPENDITURE. 587 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:49,061 Christian: YOU STAY OUT HERE 588 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:49,996 AND MORALIZE, SEAN. 589 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:50,830 I'D LOVE TO LISTEN, 590 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,431 BUT I HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN. 591 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,124 Woman: HELLO. 592 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,860 Julia: HI. 593 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:21,928 Woman: MY DAUGHTER'S GETTING 594 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,062 MARRIED NEXT MONTH. 595 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,532 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. 596 00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:26,733 I'M GONNA FRESHEN UP THE EYES 597 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,100 A BIT. 598 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,201 WELL, WEDDING PHOTOS ARE 599 00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:30,637 FOREVER, YOU KNOW. 600 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,875 Woman: GOING BIGGER? 601 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,777 Christian: MRS. GRUBMAN, RIGHT 602 00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:38,811 THIS... 603 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:40,747 Christian: JULIA. 604 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:41,848 Julia: HI. 605 00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:42,849 Christian: TO WHAT DO WE OWE THE 606 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:43,783 PLEASURE? 607 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:44,951 Julia: HEY, OH, UM, SEAN'S 608 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,218 HAVING A PROFESSIONAL SIT-DOWN 609 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,020 WITH MATT TO TALK ABOUT THE... 610 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:48,921 Christian: SO I HEARD. 611 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,022 TOUGH STUFF. 612 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,158 Julia: SEEMS DR. SPOCK DID NOT 613 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,093 WRITE A CHAPTER ABOUT... 614 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,929 UM, HEY, THANKS FOR TALKING TO 615 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,164 HIM LAST WEEK. 616 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,165 Christian: EVERYBODY NEEDS 617 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,099 SOMEONE IN THEIR LIFE WHO'LL 618 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,133 LISTEN, RIGHT? 619 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:04,236 Mrs. Grubman: DR. TROY, I HAVE A 620 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:05,304 3:00 APPOINTMENT. 621 00:25:05,304 --> 00:25:06,338 [TAPS WATCH] 622 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,240 IT'S NOW 3:15. 623 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,876 Christian: HAVE ME OVER TO THE 624 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,077 HOUSE ONE OF THESE DAYS. 625 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:14,246 I MISS MY FAMILY. 626 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,848 Julia: YEAH, I-I'D LIKE THAT. 627 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:19,619 Julia: SO WOULD THE KIDS. 628 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:25,024 Christian: AND NOW ALL MY 629 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,325 ATTENTION IS TURNED TO MY 630 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:27,760 FAVORITE PATIENT. 631 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,629 Mrs. Grubman: MM-HMM. 632 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:32,965 Mrs. Grubman: I KNOW YOU SAY 633 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,166 THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS. 634 00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:45,011 Sean: TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE 635 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,245 ABOUT YOURSELF. 636 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,982 Matt: LOOK, DAD, I'M GRATEFUL 637 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,684 THAT YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE AN 638 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:52,952 ADULT, BUT IF WE HAVE TO DO 639 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,086 THIS, CAN WE SKIP THE PSYCHO 640 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,688 MIND PROBE STUFF? 641 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:56,623 Sean: YOUR MOTHER AND I THOUGHT 642 00:25:56,623 --> 00:25:58,024 A LOT ABOUT THIS TOPIC. 643 00:25:58,024 --> 00:25:58,925 WE DIDN'T GIVE YOU A 644 00:25:58,925 --> 00:25:59,992 CIRCUMCISION BECAUSE YOU WERE 645 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,661 6 WEEKS PREMATURE. 646 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:02,995 YOUR LITTLE FIGHTING BODY DIDN'T 647 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:04,396 NEED THE STRESS OF AN OPERATION. 648 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,099 Matt: I COULD'VE HANDLED IT. 649 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:11,704 Sean: MATT, WHY DID YOU GO TO 650 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:12,705 CHRISTIAN WITH YOUR CONCERNS 651 00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:13,840 INSTEAD OF ME? 652 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,841 Matt: BECAUSE HE'S COOLER THAN 653 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,143 YOU, AND HE LISTENS TO ME. 654 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,645 I DON'T GET THAT FATHER KNOWS 655 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,146 BEST BULLSHIT FROM HIM. 656 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:25,284 HE TREATS ME LIKE A MAN. 657 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,720 Sean: MATT, I'M GONNA MAKE AN 658 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,888 APPOINTMENT WITH A PSYCHOLOGIST. 659 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,890 I APOLOGIZE WE DON'T HAVE ONE 660 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:31,924 ON STAFF HERE. 661 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:32,424 WE SHOULD. 662 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,826 Matt: WHOA. WHAT? WHY? 663 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:34,827 Sean: YOU'VE NEVER BOWED TO PEER 664 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:35,728 PRESSURE BEFORE. 665 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:36,829 I THINK SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 666 00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,732 Matt: LOOK, I JUST WANT IT, OK?! 667 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:40,867 I DON'T WANT GUYS TALKIN' TRASH 668 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,101 ABOUT ME, AND I KNOW WOMEN DON'T 669 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,235 LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT CUT. 670 00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:44,704 IT'S THE SMELL OR SOMETHING, 671 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,273 EVEN THOUGH I KEEP IT CLEAN, 672 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:49,441 SO FEEL FREE TO SKIP THE HYGIENE 673 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,444 LECTURE. 674 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,414 Sean: MATT, ARE YOU HAVING SEX 675 00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:56,448 WITH GIRLS? 676 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,118 Matt: NOT WITH GIRLS, DAD. 677 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,887 WITH VANESSA. 678 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:01,821 MAYBE YOU OVERHEARD ME TALKING 679 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,122 TO MOM ABOUT HER, YOU KNOW. 680 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,824 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SHE'S A VARSITY 681 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:06,458 CHEERLEADER, SHE CAN HAVE ANY 682 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,228 GUY SHE WANTS, AND SHE CHOSE ME. 683 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,233 Sean: SO YOU HAVE HAD SEX. 684 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,768 Matt: IT'S GETTING THERE, AND I 685 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,203 KNOW SHE'LL SEE IT AND HURL. 686 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,772 Sean: MATT, IF THIS GIRL 687 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,440 GENUINELY CARES ABOUT YOU, 688 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,441 SHE'S NOT GONNA CARE ABOUT 689 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:23,843 SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS EXTRA 690 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:24,476 SKIN. 691 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,978 Matt: TRIVIAL?! THIS IS MY LIFE, 692 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:26,846 OK? 693 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,047 THIS IS NOT TRIVIAL. 694 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:34,353 Matt: LOOK, FOR ONCE... 695 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,487 JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT I 696 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,225 NEED. 697 00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,860 Christian: HOW'S THE PATIENT? 698 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,094 Alejandro: OH, HE'S PISSED. 699 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:43,129 ALL THEY HAVE IS VANILLA 700 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:44,196 ICE CREAM. 701 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,231 Christian: WHEN OUR RECOVERY SPA 702 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:46,432 CENTER'S DONE, WE'LL BE SERVING 703 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,366 FRESH FRUIT SMOOTHIES. 704 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:50,803 Christian: WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER? 705 00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:51,838 Alejandro: HE WAS HERE 706 00:27:51,838 --> 00:27:52,905 10 MINUTES AGO. 707 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:54,006 Christian: WELL, IF YOU WANT ME 708 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,041 TO DO A FOLLOW-UP, FIND HIM. 709 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:56,042 I'VE GOT ANOTHER APPOINTMENT IN 710 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,043 HALF AN HOUR. 711 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,315 Christian: HEY, WHY WOULD YOUR 712 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:04,316 BROTHER BE ON THIS FLOOR? 713 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,153 Mr. Perez: HERE, MIJA. 714 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,320 THE ICE CREAM WILL MAKE YOUR 715 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,423 TONSILS FEEL GOOD. 716 00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:12,992 Girl: ARE YOU THE BOGEYMAN? 717 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:20,800 Mr. Perez: I JUST WANTED TO GIVE 718 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,068 HER MY ICE CREAM. 719 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,402 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE. 720 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,233 Christian: YOU OK, SWEETHEART? 721 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,401 Girl: YEAH. 722 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,435 Christian: YOU SURE? 723 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:57,436 Girl: YES. 724 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:18,958 Christian: DURING OUR 725 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,059 CONSULTATION, YOUR BROTHER SAID 726 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,461 HE WAS WITH THE BOSS' GIRL. 727 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,964 HOW OLD WAS SHE? 728 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,101 Alejandro: SHE WAS 6. 729 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,961 [LIZ KNOCKS] 730 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,595 Liz: WE HAVE A WALK-IN PROBLEM. 731 00:29:56,595 --> 00:30:01,200 [KIMBER PANTS] 732 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,201 Sean: MS. HENRY, YOU'VE GOT TO 733 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:02,969 CALM DOWN. 734 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:03,635 THE CONTRACTIONS FROM YOUR 735 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,471 DIAPHRAGM HAVE SPLIT 5 STITCHES. 736 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,173 Kimber: IS CHRISTIAN HERE? 737 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,375 I WANT MY SURGEON TO DO THIS. 738 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,509 Sean: DR. TROY IS IN THE FIELD 739 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:11,543 WITH ANOTHER PATIENT. 740 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,345 Kimber: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS! 741 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,014 I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE 742 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,382 MY OPERATION. 743 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,184 I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE GONNA BE 744 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,218 TOGETHER. 745 00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:20,219 Sean: MS. HENRY, I THINK YOU'RE 746 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,520 CONFUSING DR. TROY'S PLEASANT 747 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,089 AND VERY THOROUGH BEDSIDE MANNER 748 00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,123 WITH REAL EMOTIONS. 749 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,591 Liz: IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION 750 00:30:25,591 --> 00:30:27,193 TO YA, HONEY, YOU'RE NOT THE 751 00:30:27,193 --> 00:30:28,560 FIRST GIRL HE'S DONE THIS TO, 752 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,996 BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT A GOOD SET 753 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,198 OF TITS OUT OF IT, SO HEAL IN 754 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:33,599 MORE WAYS THAN ONE AND JUST GO 755 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:34,600 ON WITH YOUR LIFE. 756 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,601 Sean: LIZ, YOU'RE OUT OF LINE. 757 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,203 Liz: NO, SEAN, YOU ARE 758 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:37,970 OUT OF LINE! 759 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:39,205 YOU CO-OWN THIS BUSINESS! 760 00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,040 THIS REFLECTS ON YOU AND YOUR 761 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,908 CHARACTER! 762 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:42,875 WAKE UP! 763 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:50,649 Man on tape: HABLANDO ESPANOL, 764 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,019 PUEDE SER DIVERTIDO, REPETE. 765 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,320 Sean: HABLANDO ESPANOL, 766 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,687 PUEDE SER DIVERTIDO. 767 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,555 Man on tape: REPETE. 768 00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,523 Sean: 769 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:58,958 PUEDE SER DIVER-- 770 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,326 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 771 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,293 Sean: 772 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:02,328 Christian: THE CONSTRUCTION 773 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,329 WORKERS RIPPED US OFF. 774 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:04,330 THEY TOOK YOUR COMPUTER, 775 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,364 YOUR VIAGRA PAPERWEIGHTS, 776 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,298 EVERYTHING. 777 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:07,266 Sean: WE WEREN'T RIPPED OFF, 778 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:07,633 CHRISTIAN! 779 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:08,334 I'M QUITTING! 780 00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,668 I'M STARTING OVER BEFORE IT'S 781 00:31:09,668 --> 00:31:11,470 TOO LATE. 782 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,338 Christian: ARE YOU AT HOME, 783 00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:13,172 SEAN? 784 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:13,973 I'M GONNA COME OVER. 785 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:14,706 WE CAN TALK ABOUT-- 786 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,707 Sean: IT'S MY TURN TO TALK NOW, 787 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,009 CHRISTIAN, OK?! 788 00:31:17,009 --> 00:31:18,510 THE MUTE FINALLY SPEAKS, 789 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,446 SO LISTEN UP! 790 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,613 THANK YOU FOR USING YOUR COCK 791 00:31:21,613 --> 00:31:23,182 AS A LURE TO GET EMOTIONALLY 792 00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:24,216 DAMAGED YOUNG WOMEN INTO OUR 793 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:25,051 OFFICE. 794 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,285 THAT'S A BRILLIANT SALES PLOY! 795 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:27,086 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO 796 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,255 RUTHLESSLY AMBITIOUS THAT YOU 797 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,689 WOULD GLADLY ACCEPT DRUG MONEY. 798 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:32,058 A BUSINESS TRANSACTION, BY THE 799 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,625 WAY, THAT COULD LEAD THE FEDS 800 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:34,726 STRAIGHT TO OUR FRONT DOOR. 801 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,594 MAYBE YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR 802 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:36,495 MEDICAL LICENSE REVOKED, 803 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,596 SPEND YOUR FORTIES TAKING IT UP 804 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,365 THE ASS IN PRISON, BUT I DO NOT! 805 00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:40,299 Christian: I'M LOSING YOU. 806 00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,101 Sean: DO NOT HANG UP ON ME! 807 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:43,335 I'M JUST GETTING STARTED! 808 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,971 THANK YOU FOR BECOMING SO 809 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:46,338 REPUGNANT TO ME THAT I'M FINALLY 810 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:48,074 TAKING CHARGE OF MY LIFE. 811 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:49,275 Christian: WHAT ARE YOU 812 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,076 GONNA DO? 813 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,043 Sean: FOR 10 YEARS, I'VE BEEN 814 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,111 CONSUMED WITH TRANSFORMING 815 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,045 OTHER PEOPLE. 816 00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,413 STARTING TODAY, I'M TRANSFORMING 817 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,414 MYSELF! 818 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:07,359 Julia: IS IT ON? 819 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,460 OK, IT'S ON. 820 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,561 CHRISTIAN, TELL OUR VIEWING 821 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,030 AUDIENCE WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE 822 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:15,001 ON THE NIGHT OF AUGUST 25, 1987. 823 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,068 HA HA HA HA. 824 00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:19,005 Christian: WELL, JULIA, 825 00:32:19,005 --> 00:32:21,040 IT'S A MOMENTOUS NIGHT 826 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,044 FOR GETTING YOUR FIANCE HIGH 827 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,178 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 828 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,346 AND WE'RE SCROUNGING 829 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:28,247 TO PAY FOR THE OVERDUE 830 00:32:28,247 --> 00:32:29,215 ELECTRICITY BILL. 831 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,017 Sean: SEE SEAN COUNT. 832 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:33,052 SEE SEAN EAT GOVERNMENT CHEESE. 833 00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:34,086 Julia: OK, WELL, THIS IS OUR ONE 834 00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:35,721 AND ONLY VIDEOTAPE. 835 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,489 OH, LET'S TELL OUR AUDIENCE WHAT 836 00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:39,058 ALL THIS HARD WORK AND EATING 837 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:40,792 RAMEN NOODLES 24/7 HAS BEEN 838 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:41,593 ABOUT. 839 00:32:41,593 --> 00:32:43,629 CHRISTIAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT 840 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,331 OUT OF YOUR LIFE? 841 00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,099 Christian: WHAT I WANT... 842 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,300 Julia: MM-HMM? 843 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,169 Christian: IS... 844 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,237 A GIRL LIKE JULIA. 845 00:32:51,237 --> 00:32:52,371 All: AWW. 846 00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:55,574 [ALL LAUGHING] 847 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,709 Christian: AND A KICK-ASS 848 00:32:57,709 --> 00:33:00,079 PRACTICE--MAKE WOMEN FEEL BETTER 849 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,080 ABOUT THEMSELVES. 850 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:01,613 Julia: OH! 851 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:02,781 Christian: MY SPECIALTY. 852 00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:03,782 Julia: MMM, WELL, WE'VE 853 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:04,783 CERTAINLY WITNESSED THAT. 854 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:08,554 SEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 855 00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:10,389 Sean: WELL... 856 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:11,590 I WANT YOU. 857 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,092 Christian: AWW. 858 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:15,294 Sean: I WANNA MAKE PEOPLE'S 859 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,295 LIVES BETTER. 860 00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:18,497 I WANNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 861 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,232 HEY, JULES. 862 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,400 GIVE ME THE CAMERA. 863 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,234 Julia: OH, NO! 864 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:23,302 OH. 865 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:24,536 [JULIA LAUGHS] 866 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:25,504 Sean: GET OVER THERE. 867 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,505 Julia: I'M FAT. 868 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,273 Sean: GET OVER THERE. 869 00:33:27,273 --> 00:33:28,440 Julia: NOT LIKE THIS. 870 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,808 Christian: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 871 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:33,112 Julia: OH. 872 00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:34,146 [ALL LAUGHING] 873 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:35,514 Julia: I FEEL SILLY. 874 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:36,148 OH, GOSH. 875 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:36,548 Sean: JULES? 876 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:37,449 Julia: YEAH. 877 00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,350 Sean: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 878 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,485 Julia: WHAT DO I WANT? 879 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,587 UM... 880 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:44,156 UGH. 881 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:52,131 [CAR PULLS UP] 882 00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:53,199 Christian: I'M SORRY, 883 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:53,732 SWEETHEART. 884 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,567 I--I PRESUMED YOU KNEW. 885 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:57,136 LIZ TOLD ME HE WAS SETTING UP 886 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:58,370 SHOP NEXT TO SOME FUNGUS-RIDDEN 887 00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,538 NAIL SALON RIGHT BEFORE SHE QUIT 888 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,306 AND LEFT ME WITH 889 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:01,407 NO ANESTHESIOLOGIST. 890 00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:03,509 Julia: WHY? 891 00:34:03,509 --> 00:34:04,476 Christian: I THINK OUR BOY'S 892 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:06,545 HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS. 893 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,546 IF I FIND OUT THAT HE'S SCREWING 894 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,414 AROUND, YOU HAVE MY WORD. 895 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:09,215 I WILL KILL HIM. 896 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:10,416 Julia: YOU THINK HE'S HAVING 897 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:11,450 AN AFFAIR? 898 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,552 Christian: THAT WAS OUT OF LINE. 899 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:14,520 I'M SURE HE'S NOT. 900 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,255 I MEAN.... 901 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,223 YOU GUYS HAVE ALWAYS HAD A HOT 902 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:19,658 TIME BETWEEN THE SHEETS, RIGHT? 903 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:21,493 Julia: HE TOLD YOU THAT? 904 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:22,361 Christian: USED TO TELL ME 905 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,363 EVERYTHING. 906 00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,471 I MISS HIM. 907 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:35,107 Julia: I MISS HIM, TOO. 908 00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:41,180 HAVE YOU SEEN THE THING 909 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,314 FOR THE THINGY? 910 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:43,882 I CAN'T FIND IT. 911 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,184 Christian: IS THAT NEW ART? 912 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,252 Julia: WHAT? 913 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:47,353 OH, HEH HEH. 914 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:49,155 NO, I'M JUST, UM... 915 00:34:49,155 --> 00:34:51,523 I WAS WATCHING AN OLD TAPE. 916 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:52,458 Christian: TO SEE HOW MUCH YOUR 917 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,660 BREASTS HAVE CHANGED? 918 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,727 ISN'T THAT WHY YOU CHANGED YOUR 919 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,463 HAIR, WHY YOU WANT IMPLANTS? 920 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,597 SO THAT HE'LL NOTICE YOU AGAIN, 921 00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,598 WANT YOU AGAIN, LIKE HE DID 922 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:05,504 WHEN WE WERE YOUNG? 923 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:06,905 Julia: I JUST ASKED HIM IF HE 924 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:09,708 THOUGHT I NEEDED 'EM. 925 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:10,642 Christian: SO HE COULD TELL YOU 926 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,645 YOU DIDN'T? 927 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,680 YOU DIDN'T GET THE RESPONSE 928 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,482 YOU WANTED? 929 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:22,354 Julia: NO. 930 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:23,755 Christian: LET ME SEE THEM. 931 00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,657 Julia: WHAT? 932 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:26,658 Christian: I'M A DOCTOR, JULIA. 933 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:27,959 I DO OVER 300 BREAST 934 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,196 AUGMENTATIONS A YEAR, 935 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:31,230 MORE THAN DOUBLE THE NUMBER 936 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,600 SEAN DOES. 937 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,235 I'LL BE OBJECTIVE. 938 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:42,308 Julia: OH. 939 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:43,842 Christian: LET ME SEE THEM. 940 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:25,384 Christian: SYMMETRY IS PERFECT. 941 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,586 SAGGING'S MINIMAL, 942 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:28,820 DESPITE 2 RIGOROUS SESSIONS 943 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:32,958 OF BREAST-FEEDING. 944 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:37,929 TONE IS IMMACULATE. 945 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:43,535 [JULIA INHALES] 946 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:48,674 HOW'S THE SENSITIVITY? 947 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:54,313 Julia: FINE. 948 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:55,647 Christian: I CAN'T RECOMMEND 949 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,383 SURGERY, JULIA. 950 00:36:57,383 --> 00:37:01,587 YOUR BREASTS... 951 00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:02,788 ARE PERFECT. 952 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:03,822 Julia, whispering: Thank you. 953 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:04,723 Annie: MOM? 954 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:05,424 Julia: YEAH? 955 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:07,626 Annie: UNCLE CHRIS! 956 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,695 Christian: HEY! 957 00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,363 Annie: LOOK AT MY NEW GERBIL. 958 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:12,731 I NAMED HIM FRISKY. 959 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,500 Christian: FRISKY, HUH? 960 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,467 PUT HIM DOWN. 961 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,603 I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A BIG HUG. 962 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,739 OH! 963 00:37:20,739 --> 00:37:22,708 MMM. 964 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:23,775 COME HERE. 965 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,512 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 966 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:29,815 OH, GOD. 967 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:34,853 MMM. 968 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,422 I DON'T WANT ANNIE TO HAVE TO GO 969 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,324 TO PUBLIC SCHOOL, JULIA. 970 00:37:38,324 --> 00:37:39,090 YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 971 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:39,891 HE LISTENS TO YOU. 972 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:40,592 HE ALWAYS HAS. 973 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:41,893 YOU'RE HIS COMPASS. 974 00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,962 [JULIA SCOFFS] 975 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:47,799 Julia: WELL, I WANT A FAMILY, 976 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,034 AND, UM... 977 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:50,068 [JULIA LAUGHS] 978 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,037 I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL 979 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,005 AND BE A PEDIATRICIAN 980 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:55,807 ONCE YOU GUYS GET THE BUSINESS 981 00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,909 ESTABLISHED, AND, UM, 982 00:37:57,909 --> 00:38:04,115 I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY. 983 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,617 Sean: LOS... 984 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:09,655 nLOS TACOS ES--ESTAN DELICIOSO. 985 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:12,958 nLOS TACOS ESTAN DELIC-- 986 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:13,825 JESUS! 987 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:14,926 Julio: OH, MR. SEAN! 988 00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,462 I DID NOT SEE YOU, SIR. 989 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:34,780 Sean: YOU NEED TO HIRE 990 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:35,614 ANOTHER GARDENER. 991 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:36,682 I JUST FIRED JULIO. 992 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,016 Julia: NO, SEAN, YOU NEED 993 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,618 TO HIRE ANOTHER GARDENER. 994 00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:41,553 IT TOOK ME 2 YEARS TO FIND 995 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:42,688 SOMEBODY WHO WOULD ACTUALLY 996 00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:43,822 SHOW UP EVERY WEEK 997 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,525 AND CLEAN THE POOL FILTER. 998 00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:47,626 NEXT TO GIVING BIRTH, 999 00:38:47,626 --> 00:38:48,660 IT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT THING 1000 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,428 I'VE EVER DONE. 1001 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:52,764 IT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 1002 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,766 Sean: WE HAVE MICE. 1003 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,034 Julia: THAT'S NOT A MOUSE, SEAN. 1004 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:57,436 THAT'S FRISKY THE GERBIL. 1005 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:58,770 IT ESCAPED FROM ITS CAGE. 1006 00:38:58,770 --> 00:38:59,571 Sean: WELL, DID YOU TRY 1007 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:00,406 AND CATCH IT? 1008 00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:01,407 Julia: I WOULD HAVE, BUT I WAS 1009 00:39:01,407 --> 00:39:02,841 TOO BUSY CLEANING UP THE TRAIL 1010 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,743 OF SHIT IT LEFT EVERYWHERE. 1011 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,111 [SEAN SIGHS] 1012 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:06,945 Sean: OK, WHAT IS WRONG 1013 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:07,779 WITH YOU? 1014 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:10,682 Julia: YOU TAKE ME FOR GRANTED. 1015 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:11,617 DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T 1016 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,518 FIND OUT? 1017 00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:14,119 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SEAN? 1018 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:18,056 WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME? 1019 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:18,857 Sean: I WAS WAITING FOR 1020 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:19,691 THE RIGHT MOMENT. 1021 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:20,959 Julia: WELL, HOW ABOUT LAST WEEK 1022 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:22,193 WHEN YOU SCREWED ME BUT WOULDN'T 1023 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,061 KISS ME? 1024 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:23,962 WE COULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT IT 1025 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:27,866 THEN. 1026 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:28,834 Sean: THIS IS THE RIGHT THING 1027 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,436 FOR ME. 1028 00:39:30,436 --> 00:39:31,670 I'VE WANTED TO DO PRO BONO WORK 1029 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:32,671 FOR A WHILE NOW. 1030 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:33,939 I'M GONNA DO THAT. 1031 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,607 I SAW THIS BOY THE OTHER DAY. 1032 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:37,008 HE'S HORRIBLY BURNED. 1033 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,577 I WANNA SPEND MY TIME AND MY 1034 00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:40,078 TALENT WORKING ON PEOPLE 1035 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:42,147 LIKE HIM. 1036 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:42,948 LIZ IS COMING. 1037 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:43,649 I MEAN, SHE ALSO-- 1038 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:46,552 [JULIA SCREAMS] 1039 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,185 Sean: WHAT THE HELL IS IT 1040 00:39:47,185 --> 00:39:48,019 WITH PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE 1041 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:49,521 THROWING THINGS AT MY HEAD? 1042 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:50,789 Julia: FINALLY, SOME PASSION! 1043 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:51,823 CONGRATULATIONS! 1044 00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:54,159 YOU'RE NOT BLOODLESS AFTER ALL! 1045 00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:55,827 DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN 1046 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:57,663 SINCE I HAVE HEARD YOU LAUGH? 1047 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:58,797 SINCE I HAVE SEEN YOU BE 1048 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:02,067 EMOTIONAL ABOUT ANYTHING? 1049 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,602 JESUS, SEAN. 1050 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:04,703 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU CRY SINCE 1051 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:06,004 MATT WAS BORN. 1052 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:06,972 Sean: I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE 1053 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,206 FOR THAT. 1054 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:08,940 I'M A SURGEON. 1055 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:09,908 IF I GET EMOTIONAL, 1056 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,176 PATIENTS DIE. 1057 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:12,110 Julia: I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR 1058 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,011 PATIENTS, SEAN! 1059 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,212 I'M YOUR WIFE! 1060 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,213 AND ON YOUR WATCH, 1061 00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:16,615 A DEATH HAS OCCURRED, 1062 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:18,650 THE DEATH OF YOU AND ME. 1063 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:19,918 THIS MARRIAGE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE 1064 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:27,959 A PULSE ANYMORE. 1065 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:30,562 Sean: I KNOW THAT... 1066 00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:34,065 AND I'M SAD ABOUT THAT. 1067 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:36,101 JULES, I REALIZE THAT WE DO NEED 1068 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,503 TO FIX SOMETHING, AND IT'S NOT 1069 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:38,103 YOUR BREASTS. 1070 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,671 WE NEED TO FIX US. 1071 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:40,939 I WANT US TO BE LIKE WE USED 1072 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:41,840 TO BE. 1073 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,942 WE HAD PARITY, EQUALITY-- 1074 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,176 Julia: HOW CAN WE HAVE EQUALITY, 1075 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,244 SEAN, WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN 1076 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:47,278 RESPECT ME ENOUGH 1077 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:48,814 TO AT THE VERY LEAST TELL ME 1078 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:49,915 THAT YOU'RE THINKING OF WALKING 1079 00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:50,982 AWAY FROM EVERYTHING 1080 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,851 WE'VE SACRIFICED OUR LIVES FOR? 1081 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:53,752 Sean: ARE WE BEING COMPLETELY 1082 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:54,686 HONEST? 1083 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,955 Julia: YES. 1084 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:57,956 Sean: I GUESS I DON'T RESPECT 1085 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:04,830 YOU LIKE I USED TO. 1086 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,031 Julia: FINALLY. 1087 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,599 FLOODGATES OPEN. 1088 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,266 Sean: WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR 1089 00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:10,001 DAYS, JULIA? 1090 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:10,802 YOU SHOP. 1091 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,270 YOU GET YOUR VAGINA WAXED 1092 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:13,772 LIKE SOME PORN STARLET. 1093 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,840 YOU GO TO LUNCH WITH YOUR 1094 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,841 GIRLFRIENDS. 1095 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,042 SORRY, THAT SEEMS LIKE EASY 1096 00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:17,976 STREET TO ME. 1097 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,210 YET, WHEN I COME HOME, 1098 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,879 YOU'RE STONED. 1099 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:22,080 YOU DON'T SHOW ME ANY RESPECT, 1100 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:22,948 EVEN THOUGH I THINK THE LIFE 1101 00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:23,782 I'VE GIVEN YOU 1102 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,584 IS PRETTY GODDAMN SWEET! 1103 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,719 Julia: YOU GAVE ME NOTHING! 1104 00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:32,691 I MADE THIS LIFE WITH YOU. 1105 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:33,592 DID YOU THINK THIS IS 1106 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:34,993 WHAT I WANTED, TO BE SOME 1107 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:37,162 STEPFORD DOCTOR'S WIFE? 1108 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,196 IT'S NOT. 1109 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:38,997 Sean: WELL, THEN CHANGE 1110 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:39,831 YOUR LIFE! 1111 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,632 CHANGE IT LIKE I'M 1112 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:41,633 CHANGING MINE. 1113 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,702 Julia: THIS ISN'T CHANGE, SEAN. 1114 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:44,736 THIS IS A WHIM. 1115 00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:46,237 YOU WANT CHANGE? 1116 00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:47,673 HOW ABOUT MY CHANGE? 1117 00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:48,907 HOW ABOUT ME GOING BACK 1118 00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:49,975 TO COLLEGE AND GETTING MY 1119 00:41:49,975 --> 00:41:51,743 DOCTOR'S DEGREE WHEN ANNIE GOES 1120 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:54,312 BACK TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR? 1121 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:55,681 THAT'S MY CHANGE, 1122 00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:56,948 THE CHANGE WE'VE TALKED ABOUT 1123 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,617 FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS. 1124 00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,685 APPARENTLY, YOU'VE FORGOTTEN 1125 00:41:59,685 --> 00:42:03,321 ABOUT THAT. 1126 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:05,757 IF YOU THINK THAT I AM GONNA 1127 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,993 GO BACK TO THE BOTTOM AND WORK 1128 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,629 2 PART-TIME JOBS AND SETTLE 1129 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:12,731 MY DREAM AGAIN SO YOU CAN 1130 00:42:12,731 --> 00:42:13,765 WHISTLE YOUR WAY THROUGH 1131 00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:16,001 A MIDLIFE CRISIS, 1132 00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:23,609 YOU'RE HORRIBLY MISTAKEN. 1133 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,310 Sean: OH. 1134 00:42:25,310 --> 00:42:27,312 MY GOD. 1135 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:28,914 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE WENT 1136 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:30,682 TO BED THAT YOU DIDN'T HATE ME? 1137 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:02,213 [KNOCKS ON WINDOW] 1138 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:30,676 Christian: SO, I HEAR YOUR 1139 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:31,309 MARRIAGE JUMPED THE SHARK 1140 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,912 LAST WEEK. 1141 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,380 MY CONDOLENCES. 1142 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,321 IT'S A NICE PLACE. 1143 00:43:43,321 --> 00:43:44,690 YOU PUT A NAGEL PRINT UP ON 1144 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:45,891 THE WALL, AND SUDDENLY, YOU ARE 1145 00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:47,258 RIGHT BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED. 1146 00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:48,159 Sean: CHRISTIAN, I'M NOT 1147 00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:48,960 COMING BACK. 1148 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,361 Christian: YES, YOU ARE. 1149 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:51,897 WE WORKED TOO HARD TO GET HERE, 1150 00:43:51,897 --> 00:43:52,798 AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T 1151 00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:54,265 ADMIT IT, YOU NEED ME, 1152 00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:55,266 JUST LIKE I NEED YOU. 1153 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:56,935 I'M THE SALESMAN, THE PLANNER. 1154 00:43:56,935 --> 00:43:57,969 YOU'RE THE TALENT. 1155 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:58,403 WE FIT. 1156 00:43:58,403 --> 00:43:59,938 WE ALWAYS HAVE. 1157 00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:00,939 Sean: YOU'LL DO FINE WITHOUT ME, 1158 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:01,907 CHRISTIAN. 1159 00:44:01,907 --> 00:44:03,074 WITH YOUR CORNER ON THE PLACEBO 1160 00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:04,910 SURGERY MARKET, YOU COULD EASILY 1161 00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:13,451 FIND ANOTHER PARTNER. 1162 00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:17,022 [CHRISTIAN SETS CUP DOWN] 1163 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:17,989 Christian: YOU THINK A BIG 1164 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,025 CHANGE LIKE THIS WILL BE EASY? 1165 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,760 IT WILL NOT. 1166 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,894 YOU WANT A CHANGE? GREAT. 1167 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:23,895 DO THE NIP-AND-TUCK ROUTE-- 1168 00:44:23,895 --> 00:44:24,763 SUBTLE, ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLE 1169 00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:25,363 SHIFTS. 1170 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:26,331 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU RECOMMEND 1171 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,365 TO ALL YOUR PATIENTS? 1172 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:28,333 BUT DON'T DELUDE YOURSELF INTO 1173 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:29,334 THINKING THAT YOU HAVE THE TIME 1174 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,401 OR THE PATIENCE 1175 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,303 FOR AN ENTIRE LIFE LIFT. 1176 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:33,504 WE'RE NOT 27 ANYMORE. 1177 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,173 WE'RE 40, AND, BROTHER, WE'RE ON 1178 00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,507 THE CUSP OF THE AMERICAN DREAM. 1179 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:39,310 Sean: IT'S NOT MY DREAM ANYMORE. 1180 00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:48,519 Christian: HERE. YOU LEFT THIS 1181 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:49,387 WHEN YOU WERE CLEANING OUT 1182 00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:50,255 YOUR OFFICE. 1183 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:51,923 THE FIRST DOLLAR WE EVER MADE. 1184 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,091 IT'S ROMANTIC, ISN'T IT? 1185 00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:02,433 I'LL BE KEEPING THIS AS PART OF 1186 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,201 OUR SETTLEMENT. 1187 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:04,002 Christian: WHAT ARE YOU 1188 00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:04,535 TALKING ABOUT? 1189 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,436 Sean: YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT, 1190 00:45:05,436 --> 00:45:06,772 WITH ME, A CORPORATION CONTRACT, 1191 00:45:06,772 --> 00:45:07,405 AND IN CASE YOU FORGOT, 1192 00:45:07,405 --> 00:45:08,907 THE CONTRACT STIPULATES THAT IF 1193 00:45:08,907 --> 00:45:10,275 THE CORPORATION IS DISSOLVED, 1194 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:12,043 WHICH I SEE NOW THAT IT IS, 1195 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,011 THE DISBANDING PARTNER HAS 1196 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:14,212 TO BUY THE OTHER PARTNER OUT. 1197 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,146 Sean: I DON'T WANT ANYTHING 1198 00:45:15,146 --> 00:45:16,414 BUT A CLEAN START. 1199 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:17,182 Christian: TOUGH SHIT. 1200 00:45:17,182 --> 00:45:17,883 YOU PAY UP. 1201 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:18,850 YOU'VE GOT ONE WEEK, 1202 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,018 OR I HIRE A LAWYER 1203 00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:21,086 AND FREEZE YOUR ASSETS. 1204 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:22,220 THEN I COME AFTER YOUR HOME, 1205 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,021 YOUR PENSION PLAN, 1206 00:45:23,021 --> 00:45:24,189 MAYBE MATT'S COLLEGE FUND. 1207 00:45:24,189 --> 00:45:25,023 Sean: YOU WOULDN'T-- 1208 00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:26,091 Christian: TRY ME! 1209 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:03,494 Christian: GET A DECENT CARPET 1210 00:46:03,494 --> 00:46:07,966 IN HERE. 1211 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:09,600 Sean: SILVIO PEREZ IS SCHEDULED 1212 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,568 TO BE RELEASED TODAY. 1213 00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:14,072 YOU NEED TO SIGN HIM OUT. 1214 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:17,042 Christian: LET HIM ROT. 1215 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:37,228 Julia, whispering: Oh, God. 1216 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:40,398 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 1217 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:41,499 Matt: HEY, MOM, I'M GOING 1218 00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:42,600 TO, UH, GO TO VANESSA'S 1219 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,601 AFTER SCHOOL, OK? 1220 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:45,570 Julia: NO, MATT, YOU'RE NOT. 1221 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:46,637 I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT 1222 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,973 THE POOL. 1223 00:46:47,973 --> 00:46:48,539 Matt: YEAH, BUT, MOM, 1224 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:49,340 I CAN DO THAT WHEN I-- 1225 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,642 Julia: NO, MATT, YOU'RE NOT! 1226 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:52,577 I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT 1227 00:46:52,577 --> 00:46:53,644 THE POOL. 1228 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:54,946 I AM SICK OF DOING EVERYTHING 1229 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:56,915 AROUND HERE. 1230 00:46:56,915 --> 00:47:02,220 [JULIA SOBS] 1231 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,390 Matt: OK. 1232 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:15,901 [JULIA GASPS] 1233 00:47:15,901 --> 00:47:21,139 Julia: AAH! 1234 00:47:21,139 --> 00:47:23,174 I AM NOT GONNA CLEAN UP 1235 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:28,046 YOUR SHIT ANYMORE! 1236 00:47:28,046 --> 00:47:33,584 OH, GOD. 1237 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,486 OH! 1238 00:47:35,486 --> 00:47:36,421 OH! 1239 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:30,641 Boy: YES, MR. TROY? 1240 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:46,224 Jay-Z: * WATCH, 1241 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:49,494 YEAH, 1242 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:50,528 UNH, 1243 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:51,496 IT'S WHAT I DO 1244 00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:53,498 FOR A LIVIN', NIGGA, 1245 00:48:53,498 --> 00:48:55,333 I EAT FOR A LIVIN', NIGGA, 1246 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:56,101 THAT'S HOW I LIVE 1247 00:48:56,101 --> 00:48:59,137 FOR A LIVIN', NIGGA, 1248 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:01,072 WATCH IT, 1249 00:49:01,072 --> 00:49:03,541 OK, LET'S DO THIS * 1250 00:49:03,541 --> 00:49:04,375 Woman: WHOO! 1251 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,543 Jay-Z: * THINGS JUST AIN'T THE 1252 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:06,477 SAME FOR GANGSTAS, 1253 00:49:06,477 --> 00:49:07,545 BUT I'M A LITTLE TOO FAMOUS 1254 00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:08,779 TO SHOOT THESE PRANKSTERS... * 1255 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,181 Woman: BRING THE GOOD STUFF? 1256 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:11,649 AND IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD. 1257 00:49:11,649 --> 00:49:14,152 WE'RE PAYING YOU $1,000 A GIRL. 1258 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:15,020 Christian: THIS IS THE BEST 1259 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,187 THERE IS, LADIES. 1260 00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:17,722 Woman: WHERE'S YOUR PARTNER? 1261 00:49:17,722 --> 00:49:20,191 I SAID I WANTED 2 DOCTORS. 1262 00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:21,592 THERE ARE 10 GIRLS HERE. 1263 00:49:21,592 --> 00:49:23,461 Christian: I'VE DONE 10 WOMEN 1264 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:24,162 BEFORE. 1265 00:49:24,162 --> 00:49:26,364 Woman: MMM. 1266 00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:27,265 Christian: I HATE TO DO THIS 1267 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:29,567 UP-FRONT, CELIA, BUT... 1268 00:49:29,567 --> 00:49:31,269 Celia: HA! 1269 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:31,802 YOU ACT LIKE THIS IS 1270 00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,071 A DRUG DEAL. 1271 00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:35,040 Christian: IT IS. 1272 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:38,576 Sean: LET'S SEE HOW YOU'RE 1273 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:44,349 HEALING. 1274 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:47,585 Silvio: UNH, UNH, AY. 1275 00:49:47,585 --> 00:49:51,556 OW. 1276 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:56,161 Sean: VERY NICE. 1277 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:57,628 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE? 1278 00:50:14,812 --> 00:50:16,081 Sean: WHAT DID HE SAY? 1279 00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:19,550 Alejandro: GOOD JOB. 1280 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:20,551 Sean: THE SWELLING IS MINIMAL. 1281 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:21,852 YOU'RE FINE TO TRAVEL. 1282 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,421 I'LL GO SIGN YOU OUT. 1283 00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:25,290 Alejandro: UH, DR. McNAMARA, 1284 00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:27,292 MY BROTHER HAS A QUESTION. 1285 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,126 Sean: WHAT? 1286 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:28,826 Alejandro: CAN YOU TRANSFORM 1287 00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:31,296 HIS WAISTLINE LATER TODAY, 1288 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:33,598 LIKE YOU DID HIS FACE? 1289 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:37,702 WE'LL PAY YOU $2,000. 1290 00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:38,603 Sean: I'M JUST SETTING UP 1291 00:50:38,603 --> 00:50:39,637 A NEW PRACTICE. 1292 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:40,638 I'M NOT COMPLETELY EQUIPPED 1293 00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:42,740 FOR SURGERY YET. 1294 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:43,574 HE WANTS A NEW WAIST? 1295 00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:44,809 TELL HIM TO KNOCK OFF 1296 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:47,245 THE CHEE-TOS. 1297 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,779 Silvio: HOW ABOUT $20,000? 1298 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:50,848 CASH. 1299 00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:52,750 MONEY LIKE THAT WILL CERTAINLY 1300 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:55,786 COME IN HANDY FOR A BUSINESSMAN 1301 00:50:55,786 --> 00:51:00,258 STARTING FROM SCRATCH. 1302 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:01,592 NO? 1303 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,267 Celia: OH! 1304 00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:11,236 OH. 1305 00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:11,836 OH. 1306 00:51:11,836 --> 00:51:12,703 Christian: HOW DID YOU HEAR 1307 00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:13,404 ABOUT ME? 1308 00:51:13,404 --> 00:51:15,673 Celia: WORD OF MOUTH. 1309 00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:16,574 Christian: DON'T LAY FLAT 1310 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:17,642 FOR 4 HOURS. 1311 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:19,177 Celia: ENGLISH? 1312 00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:20,211 Christian: TOMORROW YOU'LL BE 1313 00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:21,346 ONE HOT BITCH. 1314 00:51:21,346 --> 00:51:24,682 Celia: OH. 1315 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:29,387 Christian: HOLD ON. 1316 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,389 Celia: YOU MEAN HOTTER. 1317 00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:32,323 I HAVE ONE MORE GIRLFRIEND 1318 00:51:32,323 --> 00:51:33,524 WAITING TO SEE YOU. 1319 00:51:33,524 --> 00:51:34,459 Christian: SEND HER IN. 1320 00:51:57,248 --> 00:52:01,786 Man: DR. TROY. 1321 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,454 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 1322 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,323 I'M ESCOBAR GALLANTO, 1323 00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:09,227 CELIA'S BOYFRIEND. 1324 00:52:09,227 --> 00:52:10,828 I'M ALSO THE FORMER BOSS 1325 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:13,531 OF SILVIO PEREZ. 1326 00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:02,913 Matt: DIDN'T KNOW YOU SMOKED. 1327 00:53:02,913 --> 00:53:03,848 Sean: HEH. 1328 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:04,982 NEITHER DID I. 1329 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:07,385 Matt: MMM. 1330 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:08,886 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1331 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:12,423 Sean: THINKING. 1332 00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:13,958 Matt: THINKING ABOUT WHAT? 1333 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:14,859 Sean: IF I SHOULD GO THROUGH 1334 00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,394 WITH SOMETHING. 1335 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:19,430 Matt: WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? 1336 00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:21,566 Sean: HONESTLY? 1337 00:53:21,566 --> 00:53:22,767 WHAT YOU WOULD THINK OF ME 1338 00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:26,971 IF I DID. 1339 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,573 [MATT SCOFFS] 1340 00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:30,308 Matt: WELL, DON'T LET ME 1341 00:53:30,308 --> 00:53:30,908 STOP YOU, DAD. 1342 00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:32,843 YOU GO AHEAD AND DO IT. 1343 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:33,778 ALMOST ALL OF MY FRIENDS' 1344 00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:34,845 PARENTS ARE DIVORCED. 1345 00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,514 LIFE GOES ON. 1346 00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,715 Sean: YOUR MOM AND I AREN'T 1347 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:38,849 GETTING DIVORCED. 1348 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:40,818 WE'RE JUST... 1349 00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:44,655 TAKING SOME TIME APART. 1350 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:45,756 I WAS CONTEMPLATING 1351 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:50,928 A WORK-RELATED MATTER. 1352 00:53:50,928 --> 00:53:58,403 [SEAN COUGHING] 1353 00:53:58,403 --> 00:54:02,740 Matt: UH, WELL, 1354 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,410 SPEAKING OF WORK, COME ON. 1355 00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:06,677 SINCE YOU FIRED JULIO, MOM'S 1356 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:07,945 MAKING ME SWEEP THE POOL OUT. 1357 00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:08,846 SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CLEAN UP 1358 00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:09,747 AFTER YOUR MISTAKES ALONE, 1359 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,015 RIGHT? 1360 00:54:17,455 --> 00:54:20,991 [CHRISTIAN GASPING] 1361 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:21,892 Escobar: I'VE BEEN GENTLE 1362 00:54:21,892 --> 00:54:23,027 WITH YOU, MY FRIEND. 1363 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:23,828 I'M GOING TO ASK YOU 1364 00:54:23,828 --> 00:54:25,696 ONE MORE TIME. 1365 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:26,631 I KNOW YOU OPERATED ON 1366 00:54:26,631 --> 00:54:27,898 SILVIO PEREZ. 1367 00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:29,967 Christian: YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! 1368 00:54:36,341 --> 00:54:37,007 AAH! 1369 00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:38,776 [CHRISTIAN GURGLING] 1370 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,646 [CHRISTIAN GASPING] 1371 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,047 Escobar: WE CHECKED AROUND TOWN. 1372 00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:44,048 YOUR COLLEAGUES ALL TURNED 1373 00:54:44,048 --> 00:54:45,416 SILVIO DOWN. 1374 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,385 BUT YOU, YOU WERE REPEATEDLY 1375 00:54:47,385 --> 00:54:48,686 MENTIONED BY YOUR COLLEAGUES 1376 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:50,521 AS SOMEONE LACKING ETHICS, 1377 00:54:50,521 --> 00:54:52,089 SOMEONE WHO WOULD TAKE 1378 00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,358 A CHILD MOLESTER ON 1379 00:54:53,358 --> 00:54:55,493 AS A CLIENT. 1380 00:54:55,493 --> 00:55:01,098 SILVIO STOLE THAT MONEY! 1381 00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:02,800 HE STOLE MY DAUGHTER'S 1382 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:06,704 INNOCENCE. 1383 00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:08,373 YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY LACK 1384 00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:12,076 OF PATIENCE. 1385 00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:14,044 Christian: HE'S IN DADE COUNTY, 1386 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:17,014 UNDER THE NAME CORDOVA. 1387 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:25,390 Sean: ALEJANDRO, YOU'RE NOT 1388 00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:27,525 ALLOWED TO BE IN HERE. 1389 00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:28,459 Alejandro: MY BROTHER'S VERY 1390 00:55:28,459 --> 00:55:30,828 NERVOUS THIS TIME, DOCTOR. 1391 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,630 THIS ROOM IS NOT AS SOOTHING 1392 00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:34,999 TO HIM AS THE OTHER ONE WAS. 1393 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,133 HE MISSES THE PLANTS, 1394 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:37,735 THE ART ON THE WALLS. 1395 00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,069 IT WAS VERY COMFORTING. 1396 00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:39,937 Sean: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME 1397 00:55:39,937 --> 00:55:41,071 TO DO? 1398 00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,006 Alejandro: TO LET ME SIT IN 1399 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,774 AND BE WITH HIM. 1400 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:44,942 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE 1401 00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,611 WHO COULD CALM HIM DOWN. 1402 00:55:46,611 --> 00:55:47,978 LOOK, IF I'M THERE, 1403 00:55:47,978 --> 00:55:49,880 HE WILL BE FINE, 1404 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,482 AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM 1405 00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:52,783 WITH THE SIGHT OF BLOOD. 1406 00:55:52,783 --> 00:55:56,454 Sean: SORRY, NO. 1407 00:55:56,454 --> 00:55:57,154 Alejandro: WE'LL GIVE YOU 1408 00:55:57,154 --> 00:56:00,057 $5,000 EXTRA. 1409 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:08,132 Sean: ALEJANDRO, PUT ON 1410 00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:08,833 YOUR MASK. 1411 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:27,852 Escobar: DR. TROY, 1412 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:28,719 WHY DIDN'T YOUR PARTNER 1413 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,620 COME WITH YOU TODAY? 1414 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:30,187 I WAS LOOKING FORWARD 1415 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:31,155 TO MEETING HIM. 1416 00:56:31,155 --> 00:56:32,857 Christian: HE'S IN SAN FRANCISCO 1417 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:35,125 AT AN A.M.A. CONVENTION. 1418 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,160 Escobar: QUESTION. 1419 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,762 ARE THERE ANY SIDE EFFECTS 1420 00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:41,165 TO THE DRUG YOU PUMPED INTO 1421 00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:42,767 MY GIRLFRIEND'S FACE? 1422 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:44,134 THIS, UH-- 1423 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,704 THIS BOTOX SHIT. 1424 00:56:46,704 --> 00:56:47,805 Christian: NO. 1425 00:56:47,805 --> 00:56:50,174 BOTOX IS A PURIFIED SERUM 1426 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:51,008 FROM THE BOTULISM TOXIN. 1427 00:56:51,008 --> 00:56:51,909 IT'S F.D.A. APPROVED. 1428 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:53,010 IT'S COMPLETELY SAFE. 1429 00:56:53,010 --> 00:56:53,878 Escobar: THEN WHY AFTER YOU 1430 00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:56,180 GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND BOTOX, 1431 00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,114 DID YOU TELL HER NOT TO LIE DOWN 1432 00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:58,115 FOR 4 HOURS? 1433 00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,116 Christian: WE TELL ALL PATIENTS 1434 00:56:59,116 --> 00:56:59,884 THAT. 1435 00:56:59,884 --> 00:57:05,055 Escobar: WHY? 1436 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:08,726 Christian: AAH! 1437 00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:13,931 [CHRISTIAN PANTING] 1438 00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:15,600 BOTOX WORKS BY, UH... 1439 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,635 PARALYZING THE MUSCLES, 1440 00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:18,836 SUCH AS THE FOREHEAD, WHICH 1441 00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:21,972 CONTROLS WRINKLES, FROWN LINES. 1442 00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,941 IF YOU WERE TO LAY FLAT, THE... 1443 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,242 THERE'S A POSSIBILITY IT COULD 1444 00:57:25,242 --> 00:57:26,210 DRIFT TO AREAS YOU DON'T WANT 1445 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:27,845 PARALYZED, LIKE CHEEKS. 1446 00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:28,679 Escobar: WHY WOULD THAT BE 1447 00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:29,547 A PROBLEM? 1448 00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:30,280 Christian: THOSE MUSCLES MONITOR 1449 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:31,916 SALIVARY CONTROL, 1450 00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:32,950 SPEECH MOTOR PATTERN. 1451 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,885 IF THE BOTOX DRIFTS THERE, 1452 00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:35,953 YOU LOOK LIKE A STROKE VICTIM, 1453 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,922 TILL THE...DRUG WORE OFF. 1454 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:38,689 Escobar: HOW LONG DOES 1455 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:39,790 THAT TAKE? 1456 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:40,658 Christian: UP TO 2 MONTHS 1457 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,191 IN SOME CASES. 1458 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:42,693 THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOUR 1459 00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:43,594 GIRLFRIEND NOT TO LIE DOWN. 1460 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:48,766 I WAS LOOKING OUT FOR HER. 1461 00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:50,267 Escobar: INTERESTING. 1462 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:51,702 THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU. 1463 00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:57,542 YEAH. 1464 00:57:57,542 --> 00:57:58,142 WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING 1465 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,578 A CHILD MOLESTER? 1466 00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,613 ANSWER ME! 1467 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:04,915 WHY ARE YOU PROTECTING 1468 00:58:04,915 --> 00:58:08,586 A CHILD MOLESTER? 1469 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:09,687 YOUR PARTNER ISN'T IN 1470 00:58:09,687 --> 00:58:10,655 SAN FRANCISCO. 1471 00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:12,089 HE CHECKED SILVIO PEREZ OUT 1472 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:13,824 OF THE HOSPITAL 4 HOURS AGO. 1473 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,325 THEY LEFT TOGETHER. 1474 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:18,663 WHERE DID THEY GO? 1475 00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:20,130 Christian: I DON'T KNOW. 1476 00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,599 Escobar: YOU DON'T KNOW? 1477 00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:22,833 WELL, KNOW THIS. 1478 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,669 Christian: AAH! 1479 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,010 [THUD] 1480 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,745 Liz: OH! 1481 00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:36,213 Sean: ALEJANDRO, SIT DOWN. 1482 00:58:36,213 --> 00:58:37,281 Alejandro: WAKE HIM UP! 1483 00:58:37,281 --> 00:58:42,086 WAKE HIM UP. 1484 00:58:42,086 --> 00:58:43,253 Sean: Y-YOUR BROTHER'S GONNA 1485 00:58:43,253 --> 00:58:43,988 BE FINE. 1486 00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,089 Alejandro: WAKE HIM UP, 1487 00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:48,158 OR I'M GONNA SHOOT BOTH OF YOU. 1488 00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:49,193 Liz: IF I BRING HIM OUT TOO 1489 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,595 SOON, HE COULD DIE. 1490 00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:53,063 Alejandro: DO IT! 1491 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:56,667 DO IT! 1492 00:58:56,667 --> 00:58:59,303 Liz: AT 80, HE'S CONSCIOUS. 1493 00:58:59,303 --> 00:59:02,206 Alejandro: OK, STOP, MOVE. 1494 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:05,743 COME ON, MOVE! 1495 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:07,344 GET BACK. 1496 00:59:07,344 --> 00:59:08,345 GET BACK. 1497 00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:09,179 [SILVIO COUGHING] 1498 00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,315 Alejandro: CALMA, CALMA, CALMA. 1499 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:12,917 nSILVIO, NO TE MUEVAS. 1500 00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,018 nNO TE MUEVAS. 1501 00:59:14,018 --> 00:59:14,752 SHH. 1502 00:59:14,752 --> 00:59:16,053 Silvio: OH. 1503 00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:18,723 Alejandro: SHH, SILVIO, LISTEN. 1504 00:59:18,723 --> 00:59:20,691 I GOT GOOD NEWS. 1505 00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:22,960 I FOUND OUT... 1506 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,294 TODAY I WAS TOLD THAT 1507 00:59:24,294 --> 00:59:26,363 MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT. 1508 00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:28,065 I'M--WE'RE GONNA HAVE 1509 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:28,833 A DAUGHTER. 1510 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:30,835 SHE'S 4 MONTHS. 1511 00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:32,269 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 1512 00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:34,171 YEAH, OH, SO, SILVIO, 1513 00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:38,943 YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY DAUGHTER. 1514 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,712 I CANNOT RISK IT. 1515 00:59:41,712 --> 00:59:43,413 SILVIO... 1516 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,815 YOU'RE SICK. 1517 00:59:44,815 --> 00:59:47,985 LOOK--SHH, SHH, SHH. 1518 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,754 YOU HAVE SHAMED OUR FAMILY 1519 00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:51,922 FOR THE LAST TIME. 1520 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,023 SHH. 1521 00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:54,091 NO, NO, NO. 1522 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,359 nNO TE MUEVAS. 1523 00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:58,763 I ONLY WANTED YOU... 1524 00:59:58,763 --> 00:59:59,864 TO KNOW THIS SO YOU WOULD 1525 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:01,699 UNDERSTAND AND YOU WOULD 1526 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:04,001 FORGIVE ME, PLEASE. 1527 01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:05,335 nME DISCULPAS. 1528 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:11,175 [SILVIO GRUNTING] 1529 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,110 Liz: AAH! 1530 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:14,712 AAH! AAH! 1531 01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:17,147 [SILVIO COUGHING] 1532 01:00:17,147 --> 01:00:18,883 NO! NO! 1533 01:00:18,883 --> 01:00:21,752 Alejandro: GOOD-BYE, MY BROTHER. 1534 01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:22,219 Sean: STOP IT! 1535 01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:23,187 YOU'LL KILL HIM! 1536 01:00:23,187 --> 01:00:24,088 Alejandro: IT'S LIKE THAT, 1537 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,723 OR WITH A BULLET TO THE TEMPLE! 1538 01:00:25,723 --> 01:00:28,859 YOU CHOOSE! 1539 01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,160 Christian: AAH! 1540 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,396 Escobar: IT'S FINISHED. 1541 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,397 ONE MORE BOTOX SHOT, 1542 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:36,734 DR. TROY. 1543 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,903 WHAT SHOULD WE PARALYZE NEXT? 1544 01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,137 HUH? 1545 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,739 ONE LAST CHANCE. 1546 01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,007 YOUR PARTNER DIDN'T GO BACK 1547 01:00:43,007 --> 01:00:43,774 TO YOUR OFFICE. 1548 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:46,076 WHERE DID HE GO? 1549 01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:57,221 Christian: AAH! 1550 01:00:57,221 --> 01:00:59,056 Escobar: HEH HEH. WHOO! 1551 01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:00,357 AAH! 1552 01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,059 OOH, THAT LOOKS PAINFUL, MAN. 1553 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:05,362 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 1554 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:09,299 WAIT HERE. 1555 01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:10,768 OH, IT'S YOUR PARTNER. 1556 01:01:10,768 --> 01:01:12,970 I THINK WE'LL TAKE THIS CALL. 1557 01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:15,740 HELLO? 1558 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:16,440 OH, I'M SORRY. 1559 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,474 DR. TROY IS NOT AVAILABLE 1560 01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:18,508 RIGHT NOW. 1561 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,945 Christian: SEAN, HANG UP! 1562 01:01:20,945 --> 01:01:22,780 Escobar: DR. McNAMARA, 1563 01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:24,982 TELL YOU WHAT. 1564 01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:25,750 I'LL LET YOU SPEAK 1565 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,785 TO YOUR PARTNER... 1566 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,120 IF YOU TELL ME 1567 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,989 WHERE SILVIO PEREZ IS. 1568 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,352 Christian: JESUS CHRIST. 1569 01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:04,855 Sean: JESUS CHRIST. 1570 01:02:04,855 --> 01:02:06,290 Christian: WHAT HAPPENED? 1571 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:12,096 Alejandro: I KILLED MY BROTHER. 1572 01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:16,801 I HAVE A DAUGHTER, TOO. 1573 01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:17,567 Escobar: YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT 1574 01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:21,138 FAMILY, ALEJANDRO. 1575 01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:22,506 LET'S GO. 1576 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:30,114 Sean: WAIT, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED 1577 01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:31,548 TO DO WITH THIS BODY? 1578 01:02:31,548 --> 01:02:34,218 Escobar: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 1579 01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:49,099 Christian: SHIT! 1580 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,134 WE HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE. 1581 01:02:50,134 --> 01:02:51,068 Sean: OH, RIGHT, AND THEY'LL 1582 01:02:51,068 --> 01:02:52,036 BELIEVE US, RIGHT, CHRISTIAN? 1583 01:02:52,036 --> 01:02:53,103 PLEASE. 1584 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:54,271 THIS GUY DIED OF AN ANESTHESIA 1585 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:55,072 OVERDOSE. 1586 01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:56,140 IT'S SHODDY MEDICAL PRACTICE 1587 01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:57,207 ANY WAY YOU CUT IT. 1588 01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,342 I'LL LOSE MY MEDICAL LICENSE. 1589 01:02:58,342 --> 01:02:59,443 SO WILL LIZ. 1590 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:00,911 Liz: LIZ? 1591 01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:01,912 OH, NO. 1592 01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:03,447 I AM NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS. 1593 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:04,882 I AM NOT GONNA HAVE MY ENTIRE 1594 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:06,851 LIFE DESTROYED BECAUSE YOU TWO 1595 01:03:06,851 --> 01:03:08,518 SCREWED UP! 1596 01:03:08,518 --> 01:03:10,287 FIX THIS! 1597 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:24,001 Christian: SO... 1598 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:25,369 WHAT DO WE DO? 1599 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:47,524 [CHRISTIAN SLURPING] 1600 01:03:47,524 --> 01:03:49,193 Sean: ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE? 1601 01:03:49,193 --> 01:03:51,195 Christian: BOTOX IS KICKING IN. 1602 01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,496 10 SHOTS ALL IN MUSCLES 1603 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,597 AND MOTOR CONTROL SITES. 1604 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:54,464 I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE 1605 01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:55,900 KIRK DOUGLAS. 1606 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:56,600 Sean: WHY'D THEY GIVE YOU 1607 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,434 THE SHOTS? 1608 01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:58,402 Christian: BECAUSE I COULDN'T 1609 01:03:58,402 --> 01:03:59,937 TELL THEM WHERE SILVIO WAS. 1610 01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:00,905 BECAUSE I WOULDN'T TELL THEM 1611 01:04:00,905 --> 01:04:04,074 WHERE YOU WERE. 1612 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,075 DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY 1613 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:08,078 WE BOUGHT 12 GODDAMN HAMS? 1614 01:04:08,078 --> 01:04:08,946 Sean: BECAUSE ALLIGATORS 1615 01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,447 ARE FINICKY EATERS. 1616 01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:30,434 Sean: HOPEFULLY, THEY'RE GONNA 1617 01:04:30,434 --> 01:04:32,369 GET CONFUSED AND EAT EVERYTHING. 1618 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,503 THEN THERE WON'T BE 1619 01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:36,673 ANY TRACE LEFT. 1620 01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:39,476 HUH. 1621 01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:41,511 Christian: WHAT? 1622 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:43,680 Sean: I WAS JUST THINKING HOW 1623 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:44,648 I USED TO DO THE SAME THING 1624 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:47,584 WITH MATT WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, 1625 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,518 HIDE THE PEAS IN HIS MASHED 1626 01:04:48,518 --> 01:04:50,454 POTATOES. 1627 01:04:54,992 --> 01:04:59,129 Christian: I DIDN'T KNOW, SEAN. 1628 01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:00,097 WHEN I BOOKED THE JOB, 1629 01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:03,133 I DIDN'T KNOW. 1630 01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:04,534 I WOULD NEVER WORK ON SOMEONE 1631 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:08,105 WHO COULD HURT OUR ANNIE. 1632 01:05:08,105 --> 01:05:10,440 NEVER. 1633 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:19,016 Sean: I NEED TO BELIEVE THAT. 1634 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,184 Christian: I THINK WE SHOULD 1635 01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:21,251 HIRE A FULL-TIME PSYCHOLOGIST 1636 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:25,155 TO SCREEN BETTER. 1637 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:26,523 Sean: AND I WANT 20% OF OUR 1638 01:05:26,523 --> 01:05:28,025 CLIENT BASE TO BE PRO BONO 1639 01:05:28,025 --> 01:05:32,129 FROM NOW ON. 1640 01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:37,101 LET'S CLEAN OUT THE TRUNK. 1641 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,490 Christian: YOU'RE A LITTLE 1642 01:06:00,490 --> 01:06:01,725 TOO GOOD AT THIS. 1643 01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:03,060 YOU'RE SCARING ME. 1644 01:06:03,060 --> 01:06:04,461 Sean: GOOD. 1645 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,597 IT'S GOOD YOU'RE SCARED OF ME. 1646 01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:15,172 * SHE CRIED TO 1647 01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:17,374 THE SOUTHERN WIND, 1648 01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:19,576 'BOUT A LOVE THAT WAS SURE 1649 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,046 TO END, 1650 01:06:22,046 --> 01:06:24,148 EVERY DREAM IN HER HEART 1651 01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,050 WAS GONE, 1652 01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:28,585 HEADED FOR A SHOWDOWN... * 1653 01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:32,822 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL 1654 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:33,557 CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1655 01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,259 --www.ncicap.org--] 102511

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