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Previously on Kidding...
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In six weeks, I'm gonna be dead.
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Bad fucking table!
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I have a lot of pent-up
anger, and I don't know
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where it's coming from
or how to stop it.
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Pickles On Ice,
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starring Mr. Pickles himself, as played
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by gold medalist Tara Lipinski.
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Hi, I'm Jeff.
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Let's meet the writers I hired.
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What writers?
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Rabbi Michael Epstein.
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Yeah, I'm a man of God,
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but I'm also funny.
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He's not me. Peter's not me,
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Tara Lipinski's not me.
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I know a place where we can light up.
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Et voilà.
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No one moved in. It's just sitting here.
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Let there be light.
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Best beginning in the
history of beginnings.
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Makes "Call me Ishmael"
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sound like the pickup line
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of a diseased sailor.
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Wait, do you guys smell that?
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Rotten eggs.
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Sweet!
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Fight!
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A little later on,
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after floods and pestilence,
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and a gazillion "begot"s,
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God tells us
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"I make good,
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and I create evil."
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"If there is light, there is dark.
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Gas!
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Wait, gas!
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Oh, shit.
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"If life,
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there is death."
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Wait, Will, don't!
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But for every bad thing God does,
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he does a good thing, too.
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Whoa.
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There is always a balance,
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and every action has its equal
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- and its opposite.
- Your case is more aggressive.
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I'm so sorry.
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During your tenure on Earth,
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you will never know
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how the events of your life
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add to and subtract from
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the... calculus
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of existence.
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Anyway,
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my girlfriend made these cookies.
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They embody the universe. Huh?
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They're good, but not great.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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You okay, little Nunchuck?
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Why didn't we die?
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Yeah, why didn't we die?
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Dudes, I think it's that time.
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Time to blaze and glaze.
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"Blaze and glaze"?
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I think the house did explode,
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and when it did,
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we left that universe behind,
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that there's a parallel reality
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in which we are deceased
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and BD does not persist in making
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high-end Judaica for my mother.
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Everyone deserves a nice menorah.
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Why are we calling him Nunchuck now?
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Will, Good Will Hunting,
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hunting.
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I hunt with nunchucks. Nunchuck.
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Oh, okay.
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Do you have a guardian angel, Cassidy?
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How about you, Nunchuck?
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Maybe.
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Uh, hi.
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Uh, Havana?
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Uh, yeah?
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Do you remember me?
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I mean, I know who you are.
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Yeah, I had this brother Phil,
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- he, uh...
- Right.
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He got shot. My sorrys.
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No. Car accident.
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Some kid got shot.
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Oh, I'm... sorry.
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That's okay. I think it was in Utah.
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How's your brother doing?
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He's dead.
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That's right. My sorrys.
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Look, he had this list of girls.
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Well, he wanted to tell you something,
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but never got the chance.
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What?
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I'm not coming back here.
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It's just the first-line chemo.
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You'll have better luck with
the second line treatment.
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I'm not coming back here,
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not on my own, anyways.
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Close your eyes.
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Take as much time as you want.
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Now tell me the story of
the rest of your life.
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We leave the building,
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we go to the car,
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I rip up the parking ticket, I go home,
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I flush about 30 pounds
of pills into the toilet.
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Keep going.
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I eat a bowl of brownie batter.
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I remember that I will have no legacy.
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I remember that I will be forgotten.
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I remember that I bought
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a gray wig to experience
a semblance of old age,
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take out my bucket list,
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check off "Fucked Mr. Pickles."
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I buy a black dress,
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and wait. That's it.
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Keep going like that wasn't it.
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But that's it.
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Vivian's not doing well.
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Oh.
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Well, she's quietly dying of cancer.
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It would be weird if she were.
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I don't want her to go.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Of course you don't.
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This is hers.
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Can you make her old?
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Keep thinking about
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all the conversations that
we're not gonna have.
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You know, it's like...
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what the story of our life would be,
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yours and mine,
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if half the pages were ripped out.
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I-I think I know what you want.
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I know you do.
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If you ever wanna talk,
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about anything,
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you can talk to me.
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Okay.
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I hate what you're doing to me.
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I don't want to see another me on ice.
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So I'm gonna put a stop
to all that today.
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Hi.
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- What's your name?
- Oh.
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You want me to sign that, too? Oh.
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You know, she started her own chapter
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of the Pickles Platoon.
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She organized a blood drive
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after the Waco killings.
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She filled three trucks of blood.
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Wow, that's a lot of blood.
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That's her twin Sara in the otter.
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Hm.
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I didn't know she had a twin sister.
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Hm.
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- Who wants their jar signed?
- I do!
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I guess it's pretty confusing, though,
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seeing the me on TV
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and the me on the ice
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and then the me right
here in front of you.
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No, you're Mr. Pickles,
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and that's a woman in
a Mr. Pickles costume.
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You're Santa for real,
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and that's like Santa at the mall.
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Mr. Pickles, Mr. Pickles On Ice.
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You're a very intelligent girl.
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No, I'm of average intelligence.
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I should be smarter.
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If we feel good about ourselves,
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we can be anything we want to be.
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That's exactly what Ice Pickles said.
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She said that?
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Mm-hm. I like her voice
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better than yours.
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Must be fun,
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working with your sister.
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Mm? I work with my sister too, Sara.
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Oh, it's "Sah-ra."
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Tara does not like me to rhyme.
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That's not true.
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Just want you to enjoy
your own identity.
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Tara let me join the tour
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after I lost my job in the army.
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She was emotionally discharged.
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That's not what they call it.
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Well, I don't know army words.
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I developed a battle-based
eating disorder
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and Tara taught me to ice skate,
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because that is her language of care.
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Once upon a time, my sister
did a similar gesture for me,
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and it changed my life forever.
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After only two years, she was competing
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at the highest amateur level.
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She came in fourth at
the Sarajevo co-ed.
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I tied for bronze.
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That is what I said.
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I defeated Michel Kwan.
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Oh, I've heard of her.
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No, you haven't.
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He's 47 and French.
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Coo-coo-ka-choo. Coo-coo-ka-choo.
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That a Beatles fan underneath this veil?
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That's our parakeet,
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Tara-keet.
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She says "our," but I was the one
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that rescued you from that pet store.
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Tara paid for her,
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but I picked her out,
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because we're both prone to seizures.
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Ah... oh.
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Hello, sweetness.
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Hello, cute Tara-keet.
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Hello.
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Hello, sweetness! Coo-coo-ka-choo.
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Look at that!
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Your whole family is a
pantheon of talent.
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Mm.
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Ms. Lipinski,
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they're asking for both of you.
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Oh, well,
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good luck out there.
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Um, very proud of what you're doing.
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I'll start walking, since
it takes me longer.
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And up.
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I know how difficult it
must be for you to let me
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represent you to thousands of young,
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- impressionable minds.
- Yeah.
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But as a former Love-tenant
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in the Pickles Platoon,
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let me say again, thank
you for your faith.
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Well, thank you for
mastering my autograph.
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- It's all about the P.
- Yeah.
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Gotta watch out. It can become a D.
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Pull the trigger, you fat cunt!
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Okay.
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Make her old.
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Ah!
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You all right?
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Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
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Shut up!
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Throw up, fat cunt!
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Bend the knee, bitch!
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Can you say a nice word?
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You're a whore.
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Can you say "love"?
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Cunt, cunt, cunt!
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Fat bitch, whore.
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Say "love."
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Love, love.
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- Oh, love.
- Your name is "Sah-ra,"
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not Sara! Never rhyme, cunt.
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Bend the knee, bitch.
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Cunt, cunt, cunt.
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Cunt, cunt.
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Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
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Cunt, cunt! Cunt, cunt.
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I want my head back.
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What?
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Your sister is not a whore.
She's a veteran.
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And you should never ask
a bulimic to kneel.
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It could trigger her gastric reflex.
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Please don't take that. I mean,
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I can't see anything out of
it when I'm skating, but...
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but the way people look at you
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off the ice.
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It's like you're always
wearing a gold medal.
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I like being you.
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Please.
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Attention, Love-tenant.
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You are Tara Lipinski,
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and you remember the motto
of the Pickle Platoon?
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00:14:53,530 --> 00:14:55,740
No, no, I don't.
278
00:14:56,850 --> 00:15:00,080
Yes. Yes, you do.
279
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,620
Hello?
280
00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:35,549
Pickles On Ice requires
a Mr. Pickles, Jeff.
281
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:37,870
Otherwise, it's just Tara Lipinski
282
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,180
ice dancing through a fever dream.
283
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,660
Can I tell you something
I've learned over the years?
284
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,420
People who are older than me
285
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,520
question what I say.
286
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,560
People who are younger
listen to what I tell them.
287
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,120
That means every day,
288
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,240
I get a little bit more powerful,
289
00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,080
and you get a little older.
290
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,090
What did you say to her?
291
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,610
Do you remember the motto
of the Pickles Platoon?
292
00:15:59,650 --> 00:16:01,570
There's a motto?
293
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,330
"Always be yourself."
294
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,900
Now watch this, Jeff.
295
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:41,920
A horse?
296
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,730
What do you mean, a horse?
297
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,850
Oh, your horse is named Divorce.
298
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,700
That's a funny name for a horse.
299
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,140
Dee Dee, I bought this dress in Palermo.
300
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,960
I don't care!
301
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,140
- Just go.
- Stop!
302
00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:57,640
No, just go!
303
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,230
I'll be back, honey.
304
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,470
No, you won't.
305
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,310
I don't care if I ever see you again!
306
00:17:04,410 --> 00:17:06,350
I have a horse named Divorce.
307
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:08,310
It's a funny name for a horse.
308
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,200
- Stop.
- I hate you!
309
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,720
- Dee Dee...
- But he's a funny horse.
310
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:14,240
- He has a snaggletooth.
- Dee Dee?
311
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,520
If you're gonna go, go. Get in the car.
312
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,380
We know you're not coming
back in two weeks,
313
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,130
and we know you're not coming
back in a million years.
314
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,050
I'm going on a short trip.
315
00:17:23,150 --> 00:17:25,400
I'm going to see my
sister in Niagara Falls.
316
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,300
- I don't believe you!
- I need a break, Dee Dee.
317
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,800
I need a break, Dee Dee.
318
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,680
- I need time to myself.
- I need time to myself.
319
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,520
- Just go.
- I'm coming back.
320
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,180
You flip over this suitcase,
and maybe I zip you inside,
321
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,540
toss you over the falls.
322
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,230
Maybe there's... a parachute inside
323
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,400
and you float over the falls.
324
00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,950
- Just leave!
- And go...
325
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:46,310
anywhere you want to go.
326
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,410
Stop.
327
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:58,240
You don't know everything, kiddo.
328
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,200
You know everything, Deirdre.
329
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:12,380
You know all there is to know.
330
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,900
I don't want her to go.
331
00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:26,030
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
332
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,660
Will you forgive me, please?
333
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,300
Thank you.
334
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,310
Thank you.
335
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,900
I told Dad the thing you
told me not to tell him.
336
00:18:53,710 --> 00:18:55,340
What thing?
337
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,240
The secret handshake I'm not
supposed to talk about.
338
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,400
What did he say?
339
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,820
He started to laugh about it.
340
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,350
Then I told him that I told you,
341
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,050
and he got really quiet.
342
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:17,360
Hey, uh, Robyn, right?
343
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,520
Yeah.
344
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:22,000
Yeah, I used to have
this brother. Uh, Phil.
345
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:25,480
Yeah. Yeah.
346
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:32,460
_
347
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:48,270
Oh, I love what you did with the eyes.
348
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,000
Everything okay?
349
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:58,680
It's Maddy. I really...
350
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,240
I mean, I yelled... I
really yelled at her.
351
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,840
I just yelled at her, so...
352
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,880
You're a good mom.
353
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:19,040
Uh, Jeff? Hello?
354
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:24,460
Does that mean "sit here"?
355
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:34,910
Oh, hi there.
356
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:38,150
You must be Vivian the Brave.
357
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:41,520
My friend Mr. Pickles
told me a lot about you.
358
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,800
Oh, well, he hasn't mentioned you.
359
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:49,240
Well, that makes sense,
because I just moved here.
360
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:52,850
My name is Viva Lost Pages,
361
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,810
and I'm the new librarian
362
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:57,600
in Pickle Barrel Falls.
363
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,840
Are you wearing my sweater, Viva?
364
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,720
I am.
365
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,660
It's the only sweater I have.
366
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,060
I love it so much.
367
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,910
I'm going to wear it
368
00:21:11,010 --> 00:21:13,920
tomorrow, and the next day,
369
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,670
and the day after that,
and the day after that.
370
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,740
I'm going to wear it here
371
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,700
for years and years.
372
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:27,900
Unless you want it... back?
373
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,700
No, that's okay. You keep it.
374
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,880
Thank you!
375
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,290
You see,
376
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,890
I love my job,
377
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:39,330
but I... ah, ah, ah!
378
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:42,600
Ah!
379
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,219
I'm so clumsy...
380
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,360
... that sometimes I lose the pages
381
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,860
to the books I'm supposed
to take care of,
382
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,870
and it's so hard
383
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:56,350
to replace them in the right order.
384
00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:57,660
That means
385
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,870
I'm always finishing
386
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,830
other people's stories.
387
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,140
Maybe you can help me.
388
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,320
Yeah, maybe it's more exciting
389
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,200
if some stories end abruptly,
390
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:15,450
even mid-sentence.
391
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:17,730
No.
392
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,290
I don't think that.
393
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:22,250
I believe
394
00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:24,780
that even when the pages are gone,
395
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,040
the story goes on.
396
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,980
♪ None of us knows how
our story will end ♪
397
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:35,940
♪ The sights we will see ♪
398
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,899
♪ The times we will spend ♪
399
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,400
♪ But if you close your eyes tight ♪
400
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,910
♪ And say what you see ♪
401
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:49,600
♪ Your story becomes ♪
402
00:22:49,650 --> 00:22:52,260
♪ What you want it ♪
403
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,850
♪ To be ♪
404
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:58,609
The great book of Vivian!
405
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:02,280
This-zz is-zz my favorite book!
406
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:05,930
♪ Maybe it ends-zz in a party ♪
407
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:08,980
♪ Maybe it ends in a cry ♪
408
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,540
♪ Maybe it ends-zz with ennui ♪
409
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,580
♪ Or maybe it ends with a sigh ♪
410
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,230
♪ Maybe she's left in a pickle ♪
411
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,470
♪ And if she likes
pickles, that's great ♪
412
00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:24,750
♪ Or maybe it ends in a meal ♪
413
00:23:24,850 --> 00:23:28,760
♪ Where you never know
what's on the plate ♪
414
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,560
♪ Maybe she runs in a marathon ♪
415
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,520
♪ Maybe she comes in last ♪
416
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:40,050
♪ Maybe it takes her eight hours ♪
417
00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:43,370
But compared to a sasquatch,
418
00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:45,490
that's fast.
419
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,980
♪ Maybe it ends in a wedding ♪
420
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:54,620
♪ Maybe it ends in true love ♪
421
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,259
♪ Maybe it ends ♪
422
00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:59,670
♪ With a bunch of new friends ♪
423
00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:03,810
♪ Who give her new ends ♪
424
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:08,310
♪ To dream of ♪
425
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:21,330
So now it's your turn
426
00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:23,770
to keep going.
427
00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:27,320
Take ten seconds and finish your story.
428
00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:30,300
Close your eyes.
429
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:33,520
I'll watch the clock.
430
00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:42,030
I'm...
431
00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:47,190
... on a plane.
432
00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:50,830
Flying first class. I've
never flown first class.
433
00:24:50,930 --> 00:24:53,600
They give you a real fork.
434
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,900
Keep going.
435
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,320
I'm on my way to Honduras
436
00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:03,520
to zip-line through the rainforest.
437
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,570
Keep going.
438
00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:12,000
And there's an area there called Yoro,
439
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,940
and once a year, they have a festival...
440
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,140
Lluvia de Peces...
441
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,780
where it rains fish.
442
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,990
It really happens.
They can't explain it.
443
00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:33,170
And I've always wanted to see that.
444
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,330
Keep going.
445
00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:51,610
Keep going.
446
00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:54,250
The universe, we forget,
447
00:25:54,350 --> 00:25:58,330
was not created once and for all time.
448
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,880
It is created again
449
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:05,700
every single day in each of us.
450
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,560
So every day, let us wake
451
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,840
and light that same fire of creation
452
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:18,360
in ourselves.
453
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,040
Be thankful that the
darkness lives there, too,
454
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,580
because without it,
455
00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:28,450
the flicker would remain invisible.
456
00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:30,170
Light?
457
00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:32,970
Light is in love
458
00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:34,850
with the dark,
459
00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:39,500
and the dark cannot not chase
460
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,100
the flame.
461
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:07,600
And because God created
a world in harmony,
462
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,970
he made sure that good and evil
463
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:14,820
cannot and will not
464
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,770
devour the other.
465
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:49,900
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