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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,068 [Snooki] We're going to Jersey Shore, bitch! 2 00:00:12,068 --> 00:00:13,586 Yeah! 3 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:15,655 [Snooki] We're gonna be living in our old Shore house. 4 00:00:15,655 --> 00:00:17,000 Honestly, I'm scared. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,344 What about Ronnies? Is he coming? 6 00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:21,482 Ron supposedly got into a fight with Jen. 7 00:00:21,482 --> 00:00:25,379 Jen dragged him with the car and drove him over a divider. 8 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:26,655 Literally flesh was coming out of his arm. 9 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,413 No, it's not. No. Did you see bone? 10 00:00:28,413 --> 00:00:31,137 [tires screeching] 11 00:00:32,965 --> 00:00:34,413 I was like, are you coming? 12 00:00:34,413 --> 00:00:35,655 He's like, I'm gonna try. 13 00:00:35,655 --> 00:00:37,137 No, you're not. Don't. 14 00:00:38,862 --> 00:00:41,103 Party's here! 15 00:00:41,103 --> 00:00:42,896 Ahh!Hello! 16 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:44,827 [Angelina] Hi, Vinny. 17 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,241 [Vinny] When I just saw Angelina in Vegas. 18 00:00:46,241 --> 00:00:48,172 You just slapped me in the face. That's assault! 19 00:00:48,172 --> 00:00:49,620 I thought that I wouldn't see her for, 20 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,413 like, another five years. 21 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:53,551 I'm a little upset that everyone else is kinda 22 00:00:53,551 --> 00:00:55,413 not reacting to Angelina getting here. 23 00:00:55,413 --> 00:00:57,137 Want any more salt?Yeah, I want salt 24 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:58,655 on your dick. No, I'm kidding. [laughing] 25 00:00:58,655 --> 00:01:01,137 [Vinny] Oh! 26 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,413 ♪ Here I come ♪ 27 00:01:03,413 --> 00:01:06,034 Yeah, buddy! 28 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:08,275 Party's here! 29 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,965 The Situation is under construction. 30 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:13,482 This might not have been the best idea. 31 00:01:13,482 --> 00:01:15,931 We're so classy now. 32 00:01:15,931 --> 00:01:18,172 On the seventh day, it'll be lit. 33 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:20,655 Get the frig outta here, you crazy! 34 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:21,931 ♪ Here I come ♪ 35 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:31,448 ♪♪ 36 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:34,172 [Angelina] [gasps] Who wrote this? 37 00:01:34,172 --> 00:01:35,172 [Snooki] What? 38 00:01:35,172 --> 00:01:36,827 "Being a trash bag"? 39 00:01:36,827 --> 00:01:37,931 That looks like my handwriting. [laughing] 40 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,379 You bitch! 41 00:01:39,379 --> 00:01:41,275 [Snooki] Oh, wow, look how clean it looks. 42 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,896 Yeah, 'cause we haven't destroyed it yet. 43 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:44,068 Yeah. 44 00:01:44,068 --> 00:01:45,379 Let's do a little toast right here. 45 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:46,482 [Snooki] Yes! 46 00:01:46,482 --> 00:01:48,103 To back where it all started. 47 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:49,620 To Seaside! 48 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:50,931 Oh, yeah![all cheering] 49 00:01:50,931 --> 00:01:52,344 [JWoww] Honestly, it's weird. 50 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:55,965 It's like six years haven't gone by, but they have, 51 00:01:55,965 --> 00:01:57,931 'cause like this feels almost normal 52 00:01:57,931 --> 00:01:59,862 to be doing this right now. It's so creepy. 53 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,103 Ahh! Whoo!That water went down rough. 54 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:02,275 Yes, that was so...Ahh! 55 00:02:02,275 --> 00:02:03,551 Ooh!Oh, my God, it's burning now. 56 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:04,931 That'll put hair on your chest. 57 00:02:04,931 --> 00:02:06,620 [Snooki] Danny left us a note. 58 00:02:06,620 --> 00:02:08,034 "Got you some drinks and food. 59 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:09,551 Have a good time. Please don't touch the house." 60 00:02:09,551 --> 00:02:10,586 "Trash.""Do not trash the house." 61 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:11,862 [Deena] Trash the house. 62 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:12,827 [JWoww] We never did. Well, actually-- 63 00:02:12,827 --> 00:02:13,758 Are you kidding? 64 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:17,758 Holy [bleep]! 65 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:19,206 [Ronnie] Piss right on the rug. 66 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,793 [laughter] 67 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:21,965 [Mike] Hell, yeah. 68 00:02:21,965 --> 00:02:23,827 Batter up, bitch! [bleep] you! 69 00:02:23,827 --> 00:02:24,827 [Mike] [bleep] 70 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,586 [crashing] 71 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:28,241 [smoke alarm beeping][Snooki] God, it's a forest fire! 72 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:29,793 [Mike] Somebody flushed a pair of underwear. 73 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:31,413 [Snooki] Oh, my God! 74 00:02:31,413 --> 00:02:33,620 [all] Yeah, buddy! 75 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,827 Oh, yeah, we did trash the house. Oh, yeah. Mm-hm. 76 00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,137 Yeah, I forgot. 77 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:40,310 Yep, we were disgusting. 78 00:02:40,310 --> 00:02:42,896 [Angelina] Mike, can you teach me? What is up with this? 79 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,655 That is funfetti cakes. 80 00:02:44,655 --> 00:02:46,344 What is-- is this your favorite? 81 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:48,793 Yes. [JWoww] Everyone's favorite. 82 00:02:50,655 --> 00:02:52,689 Everyone loves funfettis.Even my kids' favorite now. 83 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:53,689 Really? 84 00:02:53,689 --> 00:02:55,103 Yep! 85 00:02:55,103 --> 00:02:57,827 I've always been a fan of funfetti, 86 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,724 ever since a little boy. 87 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:02,068 I remember this, the first time 88 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:05,206 I fell in love with a funfetti cupcake. 89 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:10,586 It was a vanilla funfetti frosting with sprinkles. 90 00:03:10,586 --> 00:03:11,862 But it was homemade, 91 00:03:11,862 --> 00:03:13,448 and it was in the 'frigerator too, 92 00:03:13,448 --> 00:03:16,862 so it was nice and frosty. 93 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:20,310 You know what I'm saying? It was nice and frosty. 94 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:23,931 I have to break in the-- the O.G. house 95 00:03:23,931 --> 00:03:25,448 with a funfetti cake. 96 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:28,379 The simple things in life make ya happy. 97 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:30,620 Salamis! 98 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:33,655 [Deena] Will you make the famous grilled cheese for me? 99 00:03:33,655 --> 00:03:35,758 Oh, my God, of course! Do we have bread and cheese? 100 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,896 Yeah. 101 00:03:36,896 --> 00:03:39,344 Yeah, that's-- that is-- that is the-- 102 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,827 Bro, you're gonna blow us up. 103 00:03:40,827 --> 00:03:43,965 I smell gas. Don't burn down the house. 104 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:45,172 It's burning the whole thing. 105 00:03:45,172 --> 00:03:47,896 We could possibly blow up right now. 106 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:49,827 [all shouting] 107 00:03:49,827 --> 00:03:50,827 [Snooki] Is there a fire? 108 00:03:50,827 --> 00:03:52,793 [Ronnie] Shut up! 109 00:03:52,793 --> 00:03:53,862 Oh. 110 00:03:53,862 --> 00:03:55,206 Yes! Grill's on. 111 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:57,137 Like, no time has passed. 112 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,793 We pull everything out of the fridge. 113 00:03:58,793 --> 00:03:59,965 [crashing]Oh! 114 00:03:59,965 --> 00:04:01,482 Ooh! 115 00:04:01,482 --> 00:04:03,448 [Snooki] Danny said not to trash the place! 116 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:04,724 Mike, you're dripping it everywhere. 117 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:06,655 Why are we not grown up?Yep. 118 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,275 [Mike] We chop up everything. 119 00:04:08,275 --> 00:04:11,172 We grill everything because we go in on Sunday dinner. 120 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:12,724 One, two, three, four... 121 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:14,103 Ha! 122 00:04:14,103 --> 00:04:15,379 [Pauly D] Holy [bleep], it's still burning. 123 00:04:15,379 --> 00:04:16,896 I think it'll still taste good.Yeah. 124 00:04:18,103 --> 00:04:19,724 Five minutes for dinner, right? 125 00:04:19,724 --> 00:04:21,275 [Vinny] Done. [Mike] Time to eat! 126 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:25,482 Look at this dinner table. 127 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:26,586 All right, everybody have a seat. 128 00:04:26,586 --> 00:04:27,896 [Angela] Wait! Wait for me. 129 00:04:27,896 --> 00:04:30,137 Mr. Sorrentino, could we have a scooper? 130 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:31,689 Yeah, since you're up, honey? 131 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,172 [Vinny] And ketchup? Mustard? 132 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:36,206 Don't tell us to clean your plate. Remember? 133 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,413 Everybody should take each side of my plate 134 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:40,000 and walk it to the garbage. 135 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,448 Everybody hands their plate and holds one end of it. 136 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,379 What he said, that was real funny. 137 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:47,586 [Mike] Being back, cookin' a big meal with the squad 138 00:04:47,586 --> 00:04:49,724 is pretty much being back at home. 139 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,275 We should say a little bit of graces. 140 00:04:51,275 --> 00:04:52,724 Yes.Oh, no, pass. 141 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:54,310 [Mike] I am so thankful to be here with all you guys. 142 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:55,724 It's really a blessing 143 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:56,965 that we're all here together.[JWoww] Same. 144 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:59,655 May God continue to bless us all, 145 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:02,586 and also bless Deena's unborn child. 146 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:05,413 [all cheering] 147 00:05:05,413 --> 00:05:07,103 I love new meatballs this time of year! 148 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,965 May it be a masculine child.[Deena] Yes. 149 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:10,827 [Snooki] Yes! [laughter] 150 00:05:10,827 --> 00:05:12,965 [Mike] And also we pray for Ronnie, who's not here. 151 00:05:12,965 --> 00:05:14,241 Yes. And hopefully he gets everything 152 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:16,655 figured out out in Vegases. 153 00:05:16,655 --> 00:05:18,448 Can I do a speech?No. 154 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:21,068 [laughter] 155 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:22,482 About that? 156 00:05:22,482 --> 00:05:23,689 I think Angelina should make a speech. 157 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,896 Angelina should make the appropriate speech. 158 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:27,034 Yeah. [Vinny] Okay. 159 00:05:27,034 --> 00:05:28,310 [Angelina] Last time in Seaside, 160 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:29,689 I really didn't care to be there. 161 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:31,275 Go home. 162 00:05:31,275 --> 00:05:32,896 You're an idiot, Mike. 163 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:35,448 Back in the day, I was, like, horrible. 164 00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:36,965 But I've changed from back then. 165 00:05:36,965 --> 00:05:38,655 Like, let's take the old memories, Angelina, 166 00:05:38,655 --> 00:05:40,000 and throw them out and, like, 167 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,793 now I'm ready to create new ones. 168 00:05:41,793 --> 00:05:43,344 Angelina, take it away. 169 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,931 [Angelina] Thank you so much, God, for giving us this food and-- 170 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:49,586 [Vinny] All right, anyone else? 171 00:05:49,586 --> 00:05:52,206 [bleep] you, Vin, you're an ass-[bleep]. 172 00:05:52,206 --> 00:05:53,896 [Pauly D] Can we do this grace...Oh, my God! 173 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:56,517 ...without an F-bomb?[JWoww] We don't disrespect grace! 174 00:05:56,517 --> 00:05:57,793 [Angelina] I don't know what it is about this kid, 175 00:05:57,793 --> 00:05:59,103 but he really says something out of his mouth 176 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:00,689 and I get pissed right off the bat. 177 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:03,689 [Vinny] [bleep] Staten Island girls are [bleep] classy, bro. 178 00:06:03,689 --> 00:06:06,448 Why don't you do it, Vinny, since you're so perfect? 179 00:06:06,448 --> 00:06:07,827 Be careful. Tread carefully. 180 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,413 [Mike] These two got beef right here. 181 00:06:09,413 --> 00:06:11,137 [Deena] Yeah, you guys should just [bleep] it out. 182 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,172 [Vinny] Yo, she wants the D. 183 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:14,172 Oh, my God. 184 00:06:14,172 --> 00:06:16,413 I am praying that Angelina and Vinny hook up. 185 00:06:16,413 --> 00:06:18,137 They have so much sexual tension, 186 00:06:18,137 --> 00:06:21,310 then just get it out. It's happening. Just go. 187 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,862 Don't come at me, 'cause I got-- I got pieces in the chamber. 188 00:06:25,379 --> 00:06:26,655 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.[Vinny] Wait a minute, 189 00:06:26,655 --> 00:06:27,620 what did you just say to me? 190 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,793 I got a loaded gun. 191 00:06:29,793 --> 00:06:31,275 What do you have in the chamber with him? 192 00:06:31,275 --> 00:06:32,724 I'm gonna save it for another time. 193 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:34,137 [Angelina] Vinny needs to check himself, 194 00:06:34,137 --> 00:06:36,137 because I got a lot of [bleep] on that kid. 195 00:06:36,137 --> 00:06:38,655 [sighs] Well, I don't have a chamber on you, 196 00:06:38,655 --> 00:06:40,896 'cause I don't think about you ever. 197 00:06:40,896 --> 00:06:44,034 Ohh...! 198 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:50,517 [JWoww laughing] [Snooki] Come on! 199 00:06:50,517 --> 00:06:55,137 Ohh...! 200 00:06:58,137 --> 00:06:59,586 That was a good one. 201 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,103 Don't lie, you think about me day, 202 00:07:01,103 --> 00:07:02,827 [bleep] afternoon, and night. 203 00:07:02,827 --> 00:07:05,379 [all] Oh! 204 00:07:05,379 --> 00:07:06,827 Oh, my God. 205 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,241 [JWoww] What's this chamber of secrets you got, girl? 206 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:10,793 Dinner is the place where we air it out. 207 00:07:10,793 --> 00:07:12,793 [Mike] Yo, Angelina says she's got one 208 00:07:12,793 --> 00:07:15,620 in the chamber for him, and I'm waiting. 209 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,241 I got me my popcorn. 210 00:07:17,241 --> 00:07:19,551 Bring the chamber out. I want to see it! 211 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:21,310 What's it have to do with? 212 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,000 [Snooki] Chamber! 213 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,862 [Snooki and Deena] Chamber! Chamber! Chamber! 214 00:07:26,862 --> 00:07:29,724 [JWoww] Seeing her face, I can tell she got the good [bleep]. 215 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,000 Staten Island's coming for you. 216 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,344 [JWoww] Chamber. 217 00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:35,137 [Snooki and Deena] Chamber! Chamber! Chamber! 218 00:07:35,137 --> 00:07:36,862 I'm about to blast this [bleep] right in your face. 219 00:07:36,862 --> 00:07:38,551 [Vinny] Well, you are the trash bag. 220 00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:41,172 You know you used to hit me up 221 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:43,000 back in the day and try to [bleep] eff me. 222 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 [Mike] Oh, oh! 223 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,103 Whoa![Snooki screaming] 224 00:07:45,103 --> 00:07:46,655 [Mike] [bleep]! Don't go there! 225 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:47,931 I don't even know you! 226 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:49,551 [Vinny] Help me! I said I won't do it! 227 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:51,241 [Snooki screaming][laughter] 228 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:54,000 [Mike] Just when I thought people had matured in their life... 229 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,344 [all] Oh! 230 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,896 ...nah. 231 00:07:56,896 --> 00:07:59,103 [Mike] She stuck her ass on the funfetti cake! 232 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,448 No! 233 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,379 [Angelina] You know you used to hit me up 234 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:10,275 back in the day and try to [bleep] eff me. 235 00:08:10,275 --> 00:08:11,275 [Mike] Oh, oh! 236 00:08:11,275 --> 00:08:12,379 Whoa![Snooki screaming] 237 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,344 [Mike] Oh [bleep]! Don't go there! 238 00:08:14,344 --> 00:08:15,379 We want receipts! 239 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:18,000 [laughter] 240 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:20,517 I don't even know you! 241 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:22,482 [Vinny] What? Sorry. I'm sorry. [laughing] 242 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,000 I don't even know you! 243 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,172 [Pauly D] I'm starting to think my Keto Guido 244 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,034 right now is keeping some stuff from me. 245 00:08:28,034 --> 00:08:30,793 I had no idea that you guys hit each other up on the low. 246 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:32,310 Are you guys gonna listen to this lunatic? 247 00:08:32,310 --> 00:08:33,379 Oh! 248 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,758 [Deena] We want receipts! 249 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,310 [laughing][laughing] 250 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:37,862 [Deena] Vinny and Angelina, they've known each other 251 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:40,862 for 14 years, so maybe-- maybe-- 252 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:43,034 it's real. Like, this is real life. 253 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:45,827 And say you want to take me out on a date. 254 00:08:45,827 --> 00:08:47,655 And [bleep] you want to get to know me. 255 00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:48,655 Wanted to go on a date with her? 256 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:50,517 Where'd you want to bring her? 257 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:51,655 He wanted to bring her to the Staten Island mall. 258 00:08:51,655 --> 00:08:54,965 [laughter] 259 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,206 [Snooki] That's it. That was the chamber. 260 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:58,896 This is why I hate having this girl here, like-- 261 00:08:58,896 --> 00:09:00,241 If you don't like me, my question to you is, 262 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,275 why did you bang me then? 263 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,689 Yeah, question to you is, why'd you bang her then? 264 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:05,034 [Snooki] Ooh! 265 00:09:05,034 --> 00:09:06,310 [Pauly D] Facts! Inquiring minds want to know. 266 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,206 [Snooki] Unless it was a hate bang. 267 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:09,758 [Angelina] You wouldn't hate bang a girl you didn't think was attractive. 268 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,896 [Pauly D] Yeah, exactly, bruh. [laughing] 269 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:14,965 In Staten Island, maybe this is their way of flirting. 270 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:16,655 She's a totally coherent, 271 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:19,896 intelligent, normal person. Believe everything she says. 272 00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:21,000 I love sarcasm. 273 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,413 [laughter] 274 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:24,896 [Pauly D] It's like in kindergarten when 275 00:09:24,896 --> 00:09:26,103 the boys would throw rocks at the girls or whatever. 276 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:29,275 Lie detector test! Lie detector test! 277 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,862 Angelina's throwing rocks at Vinny. 278 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,965 You can't just, like, say lies about people. 279 00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:36,137 [Vinny] Like, we lived in the same block, which is not true. 280 00:09:36,137 --> 00:09:37,413 We were in the same area growing up. 281 00:09:37,413 --> 00:09:38,620 Okay, guys, listen-- look at this, look at this. 282 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,172 Why are you lying?[Pauly D] Hold up. 283 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,793 This is Victory, this is Bradley, 284 00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:43,206 this is the other side, okay? 285 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:45,103 [JWoww] Cross-streets.Miles, miles long. 286 00:09:45,103 --> 00:09:46,793 Bull-[bleep]-[bleep]. 287 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,310 Ooh! 288 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:50,103 [Snooki] Angelina and Vinny are going at each other. 289 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:52,068 Miles and miles and miles! No! 290 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:53,448 You're lying![Vinny] And miles! 291 00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:54,965 [Snooki] And honestly, I love it. 292 00:09:54,965 --> 00:09:57,379 [bombastically] And miles and miles away! 293 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,344 You [bleep] liar! You lie and you lie! 294 00:09:59,344 --> 00:10:02,586 Bang him, punch him in the face, and let's move on from it. 295 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:04,068 You're a [bleep] liar, and you [bleep] know it! 296 00:10:04,068 --> 00:10:05,344 [Vinny] Oh, my God! 297 00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:07,034 Seaside is also close to Staten Island. 298 00:10:07,034 --> 00:10:08,586 It's all relative, you [bleep]. 299 00:10:08,586 --> 00:10:10,137 [all] Oh! 300 00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:12,344 [all shouting] 301 00:10:12,344 --> 00:10:13,862 [Mike] Run, mother-[bleep], run! 302 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,413 Get it!Oh, my God! What's happening? 303 00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,103 [JWoww] Oh, my God. 304 00:10:17,103 --> 00:10:19,000 [Mike] We've been in the house for like five minutes. 305 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,482 This [bleep] is normal, right? 306 00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:21,862 Someone help me! 307 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,275 [Deena] Angelina, stop! [JWoww] Don't! 308 00:10:23,275 --> 00:10:26,448 I feel like this is a Staten Island mating ritual. 309 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,034 Open the door if you got balls. Open the door. 310 00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,034 Hold it, you're gonna break the door. 311 00:10:29,034 --> 00:10:30,034 You're gonna break the door! 312 00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:31,344 [screaming]Oh! 313 00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:33,517 [JWoww] 'Cause it's like low-key fighting, 314 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:36,482 yet undertones of sexualness. 315 00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,689 [Angelina] You're lucky. 316 00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,034 I'm gonna give you a pass right now, bro. 317 00:10:39,034 --> 00:10:40,896 Go sit down.[Mike] Ketchup? Ketchup? 318 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,034 [Vinny] "You got balls, right?" 319 00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:43,827 No!No! 320 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:45,068 [all shouting] 321 00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:46,793 [JWoww] Give him ammo! Give him ammo! 322 00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:50,413 [Snooki] [screaming] Where'd she go? 323 00:10:50,413 --> 00:10:52,310 [Deena] I don't know. I'm not trying to [bleep] be 324 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,379 in the middle of this [bleep]. 325 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,344 [Pauly D] I can't, I'd die. 326 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:55,379 [Angelina] Where are you, Vin? 327 00:10:55,379 --> 00:10:56,482 Yo, I don't have shoes on. 328 00:10:56,482 --> 00:10:58,413 Mike, this is like us 2.0! 329 00:10:58,413 --> 00:10:59,448 I love it. 330 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:04,103 [Pauly D] Watch my freshies! Watch my freshies! 331 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,068 Ahh![laughing] 332 00:11:06,068 --> 00:11:07,586 Watch my freshies. 333 00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:09,344 [JWoww] Ammo! She's got ketchup! 334 00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:11,586 Is there like a back way here? 335 00:11:11,586 --> 00:11:13,551 I don't-- I don't know. 336 00:11:13,551 --> 00:11:16,965 Just when I thought people had matured in their life... 337 00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:18,827 Vinny! 338 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,482 ...nah. 339 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:21,689 [Snooki] Watch the pregnant girl! 340 00:11:21,689 --> 00:11:23,896 Things will never change. 341 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:24,931 [JWoww] Deena, get in the living room![Snooki] Do not do it inside! 342 00:11:24,931 --> 00:11:25,931 [Snooki] No, not inside! 343 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:28,758 [all shouting] 344 00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:31,448 [Snooki] I said not inside! You [bleep]! 345 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,413 [Snooki] This is crazy. Like, what are we doing here? 346 00:11:34,413 --> 00:11:36,241 All the memories are coming back. 347 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:39,551 It's just like another day in the office with the roomies. 348 00:11:39,551 --> 00:11:41,000 Yo, Danny is not gonna be happy about this. 349 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,241 [Snooki] No! We're like older now! 350 00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,448 Not gonna be happy.We're like 30! 351 00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:46,655 [laughing] Aah! 352 00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:47,655 [Mike] Protect the pregnant girl! 353 00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:48,724 Protect the pregnant! 354 00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:50,275 [Angelina] Ooh! 355 00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,793 Did we finish? 356 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:52,827 Oh, no!Do not! 357 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,793 I won't do it. I won't do it. 358 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,206 You-- don't do it. 359 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,379 Yo, I won't do it! I said I won't do it! 360 00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,034 Huh? She's your neighbor, eh, cuz? 361 00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:00,000 [slow-mo distortion] I said I won't do it. 362 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,413 [slow-mo distortion] No! 363 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,275 [Vinny, slow-mo distortion] Oh! 364 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,310 [Mike, slow-mo distortion] Be-- No! 365 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,689 [Pauly D] Oh! 366 00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:11,724 [Snooki] Oh, my God! 367 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,103 [laughter] 368 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:16,620 I'm peeing! I'm peeing! [laughing] Oh, my God. 369 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,379 Don't mess with my man! 370 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:20,137 [all shouting] 371 00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:22,000 [Deena] Oh, my God! 372 00:12:23,586 --> 00:12:25,793 [Snooki] Danny said not to trash the place. 373 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,379 Can they [bleep] now? 374 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,862 [Pauly D] I am not getting my security deposit back. 375 00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,965 [Angelina] Where are you, Vin? 376 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,482 Someone help me! 377 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,034 [Mike] She's still coming.[Snooki [screaming] 378 00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:40,172 I won't do it if you-- 379 00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:41,448 don't do it. I said I won't do-- 380 00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,413 [all shouting] 381 00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:48,275 [Snooki] My God! Oh, my God! I'm peeing! I'm peeing! 382 00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,655 [laughter] 383 00:12:49,655 --> 00:12:51,137 [Pauly D] Don't mess with my man! 384 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,448 [Snooki] You guys, use your shelter! 385 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:53,586 Is she done? 386 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,068 [Snooki] Can they [bleep] now? 387 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,103 [JWoww] Making funfetti. 388 00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,379 [Pauly D] My dinner is ruined. 389 00:13:01,379 --> 00:13:04,068 Vinny and Angelina keep going at it, going at it, going at it. 390 00:13:04,068 --> 00:13:06,448 It's only a matter of time, I can sense it. 391 00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:08,034 It's like we're about due 392 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:11,103 for an anger bang between Vinny and Angelina. 393 00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,206 You both [bleep] up! You both [bleep] up. 394 00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,275 [Vinny] No, she started with me. 395 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,137 No. No, [bleep] him. 396 00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:17,758 I say you guys make out-- I mean, hug it out. 397 00:13:17,758 --> 00:13:20,344 [Angelina] I smell like [bleep]-- like-- like vinegar. 398 00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:23,241 This is my $200 dress that Nicole picked out, and you [bleep] it up. 399 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:24,310 You smell better.Go shower. 400 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,862 [Angelina] No, I'm gross. 401 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,517 I don't know. It smells like an Italian sub in here, though. 402 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,000 [JWoww] It does. [laughing] 403 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,827 [Vinny] Mike's about to eat us. 404 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:31,965 [Pauly D] Hug it out.[JWoww] Hug it out. 405 00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,068 [Vinny] No, I'm not hugging it out. 406 00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:34,000 I'll shake, I'm not hugging it out. 407 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,965 [Angelina] No, [bleep] that. 408 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:36,482 [Snooki] It's like a movie. 409 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,034 I'm just watching a movie and I'm waiting for the climax. 410 00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:40,620 [Pauly D] Hug it out.[JWoww] Just [bleep] shake! 411 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,068 [Vinny] I am not hugging you. I am not hugging you. 412 00:13:42,068 --> 00:13:43,896 ♪ Just waiting for the call back ♪ 413 00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:47,896 ♪ Telling me you're sorry 'cause you're feeling... ♪ 414 00:13:47,896 --> 00:13:49,551 Just hug it out, you [bleep] idiot. 415 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,068 No, -- that. 416 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,068 ♪ Circling like clockwork ♪ 417 00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,379 Sometimes I wish Vinny would flirt-fight with me 418 00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:58,000 the way he does Angelina. I'm starting to feel neglected. 419 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,896 ♪ Get out of my mind ♪ 420 00:14:01,896 --> 00:14:06,827 ♪ So I can leave you behind ♪ 421 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:08,310 ♪ You'll never be... ♪ 422 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,241 Hug it out! Say you're sorry, now! 423 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:11,551 No. No.What the [bleep]? 424 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,862 Let's leave them two alone. 425 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,551 ♪ Leaving me with static ♪ 426 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:19,689 ♪ Living in this plastic silence ♪ 427 00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:21,620 Don't [bleep] swing at me.I'm not. 428 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,862 ♪ But now we're disconnected... ♪ 429 00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,137 [Pauly D] Vinny's in the smush room with Angelina! 430 00:14:25,137 --> 00:14:26,517 [laughing] Oh, get out of here!Gross! Eww! 431 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,689 [Pauly D] Vinny's in the smush room with Angelina! 432 00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,068 [Angelina] [bleep] mustard all over me. 433 00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,103 [Pauly D] Vinny's in the smush room with Angelina! 434 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,137 [Mike] Oh, the funfettis is in there? 435 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,482 [JWoww] Mm-hmm. 436 00:14:33,482 --> 00:14:36,172 [Mike] Yes! Mmm. 437 00:14:37,448 --> 00:14:41,034 Danny's gonna paint that again. Sorry, Danny. 438 00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:43,758 I did not pack for Italian sub night. 439 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,896 Hey, Jenni, I know you want to go to the t-shirt shop, 440 00:14:45,896 --> 00:14:48,000 but how much time do we have left? [JWoww] I know. 441 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,344 We can't leave without the funfetti. 442 00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:52,448 So what should I do? Should I turn it off? 443 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,551 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 444 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,241 And leave it at that warm bake. 445 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:56,689 You can't waste a good funfetti cake. 446 00:14:56,689 --> 00:14:59,000 I mean, it's like a sin. 447 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,103 Yo, we have a funfetti cake in the oven. 448 00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,724 Like, you can't leave that [bleep]. 449 00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:06,517 Priority number one is the funfettis. 450 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:07,827 [Snooki] Look at Mike looking so concerned. 451 00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:08,896 [JWoww] Mike is stressed. He's stressed. 452 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,482 [Pauly D] Mike's pissed. 453 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:12,344 [Vinny] Mike is like looking at it like a scientist. 454 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:13,758 He's like sweating. 455 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:16,482 Like, Mike is treating this cake 456 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,206 more seriously than his court date. 457 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,517 He's stressing. 458 00:15:20,517 --> 00:15:22,137 Of course. You don't [bleep] with Mike's funfetti. 459 00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:23,379 I know.I'm stressing out. 460 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,034 I need to have a Diet Cokes now. 461 00:15:25,034 --> 00:15:26,931 I'm callin' it, I turned it off. 462 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,206 We're going to the Shore Store. 463 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:31,172 [Pauly D and Vinny] Oh! 464 00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,068 Mike, you should have made the funfetti yourself. 465 00:15:33,068 --> 00:15:36,275 [Vinny] Oh! 466 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:38,103 JWoww and Mike, part two. 467 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,689 Damn. [Snooki] Oh, they're fighting now. 468 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,482 And don't play when Mike comes to his funfettis. 469 00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,034 [JWoww] So can we go to the t-shirt shop? 470 00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:45,034 Yep, let's go.Yes. 471 00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:46,586 And I'm excited for-- 472 00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,827 Angelina to turn this energy onto Danny, 473 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:49,896 'cause you have not seen him since you got fired. 474 00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,275 [Pauly D] Hey, there ya go. 475 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,241 For you to stay in this house, you have to work. 476 00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,172 You're fired. Ridiculous. 477 00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:57,827 What an [bleep]. 478 00:15:57,827 --> 00:16:00,137 [Angelina] [bleep] my life. 479 00:16:00,137 --> 00:16:03,344 ♪ I know I know, baby, believe me ♪ 480 00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:06,724 ♪ I know I know let's make this easy ♪ 481 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:09,551 ♪ Don't be crazy ♪ 482 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,172 [Angelina] I'm getting a little nervous. Last time I saw Danny, 483 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,413 he fired me. So this should be really fun right now. 484 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,517 Guidos are here![Vinny] Yo! 485 00:16:18,517 --> 00:16:20,551 What's up, guys? How you doin'? 486 00:16:20,551 --> 00:16:21,862 [Pauly D] Yo, you look the same, my dude. 487 00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,724 [Vinny] Yeah, you look exactly the same. 488 00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,758 [Pauly D] This is my friend, Angelina. I don't know if you know her. 489 00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:26,896 [JWoww] Do you remember this one? 490 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,172 I actually did meet you one time. 491 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,862 Weren't you the girl who was too good to work here? 492 00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:33,448 [all] Oh! 493 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:36,034 Your words were, you're a bartender, you do great things. 494 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,482 [all] Oh! 495 00:16:38,482 --> 00:16:41,379 [Mike] I feel like we've never left the Jersey shore. 496 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,172 The guidos have come home. 497 00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:45,034 [JWoww] The shot glass, $10. 498 00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:47,896 Shot glass. A shot glass. Ooh, two shot glasses. 499 00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,448 [Danny] Nicole, you're working press. 500 00:16:50,448 --> 00:16:52,000 I'm not working. 501 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,068 [Danny] Meatballs, where you going?[JWoww laughing] 502 00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,034 [Danny] All I see is the hats. I know it's trouble. 503 00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,724 [Mike] Pauly's selling t-shirts. 504 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,896 Who's next? Who's next? 505 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,517 Vinny's on the press. 506 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:02,931 [blowing] 507 00:17:02,931 --> 00:17:05,206 And I'm just spectatin'. 508 00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:06,655 [Danny] Is Mike even here? 509 00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:08,482 Do you guys have bagels? 510 00:17:08,482 --> 00:17:09,758 [Vinny] We had some good times in this store. 511 00:17:09,758 --> 00:17:11,448 Yeah. It was, wasn't it? 512 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,448 [Pauly D] Yeah, it was dope. 513 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:13,517 [JWoww] So, we'll see you later. 514 00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:15,310 [Snooki] I love you. Bye! 515 00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:20,206 ♪ Hey ohh... ♪ 516 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,793 Oh, yeah! 517 00:17:21,793 --> 00:17:24,551 [Mike] Time to put the comfies on and eat funfetti. 518 00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:26,068 Yes! 519 00:17:26,068 --> 00:17:28,137 [Deena] Let's keep this in our mouths, people. 520 00:17:28,137 --> 00:17:29,448 [Vinny] That's what she said. 521 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,241 Look at Mike. 522 00:17:31,241 --> 00:17:33,206 He don't care about nothing but the cake. He good. 523 00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,172 Yes![Pauly D] Man, that smells so good. 524 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:37,586 [Mike] I see you eyeing that funfetti cake, Pauly. 525 00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:39,551 [JWoww] Yes!See you eyein' it, son. 526 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,724 Well, we have a real special occurrence tonight. 527 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,724 [Snooki] It's happening. [Mike] It's happening. 528 00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,655 [Snooki] Look at him cut it. Look at 'im. 529 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,206 [JWoww] Mike, you're so serious. [laughing] 530 00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:49,482 [Pauly D] He's been dying for this. 531 00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:52,137 Finally, give it to Big Daddy Sitch. 532 00:17:57,275 --> 00:18:00,241 And the moment of truth. 533 00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,517 [Deena] Ooh! Oh, my God. 534 00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:12,896 [Angelina] Oh, yeah, give it to me, right? 535 00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:14,689 I know, you're just-- just give it to me. 536 00:18:14,689 --> 00:18:15,931 [Vinny] You got it.That's fine. 537 00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:18,275 I have problems with Vinny right now. 538 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,827 He [bleep] up my beautiful, classy dress 539 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,241 that Nicole picked out for me, 540 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,000 and it's like, I just want to get back at Vinny, 541 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,931 'cause he deserves to get pranked. 542 00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,655 [Pauly D] Oh, [bleep]! 543 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,275 What is this girl doing? 544 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,620 [Angelina] Oh, Vinny, 545 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,586 you want a [bleep] funfetti facial? 546 00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:34,379 Is she still talking to me? What? Why? 547 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,793 [JWoww] You should put your ass in that and sit on it. 548 00:18:35,793 --> 00:18:37,275 [Snooki] Yeah. Yeah. 549 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,655 [Angelina] Do not dare me to do something, 550 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,310 because I will [bleep] do it. 551 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:41,965 [JWoww] Sit on it. [Vinny] Jenni-- Jenni, stop. 552 00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,172 Jenni, stop instigating, 553 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:44,586 'cause I'm about to put it on you. 554 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,206 All right. Fine, I'll do it. 555 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:48,965 Oh, my God, for real? 556 00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,724 Wha-- How-- Like, how did it go from, like, 557 00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:53,482 good to bad to worse? 558 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:56,206 I'm having trouble breathings right now. 559 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,724 [all] Oh! 560 00:18:58,724 --> 00:18:59,758 No thank you! 561 00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:01,206 The [bleep]?The [bleep]? 562 00:19:03,655 --> 00:19:05,379 What the [bleep]? 563 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,413 [JWoww] It made a noise![Deena laughing] 564 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,137 [Mike] What just happened?[Snooki laughing] 565 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:11,965 She stuck her ass on the funfetti cake! 566 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,896 Nooo! 567 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:25,103 ♪♪ 568 00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:26,586 [Mike] Oh, my God, for real? 569 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,000 [JWoww] I don't believe you're gonna do it. 570 00:19:30,275 --> 00:19:31,275 It made a noise! 571 00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,275 [Deena] [laughing] 572 00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:34,103 What the [bleep]? 573 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:36,034 [Mike] What just happened?[laughter] 574 00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:39,137 She stuck her ass on the funfetti cake! 575 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,896 No! 576 00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:43,241 [Deena] Oh, my God, I am hysterical laughing. 577 00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,482 The baby is like, 578 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,448 "What are you doing to me in there?" 579 00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:48,413 I can't.[laughing] 580 00:19:49,517 --> 00:19:51,965 [Mike] Nope-- get out of here! 581 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:56,068 [all shouting and laughing] 582 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,827 This is not funny. This is abuse. 583 00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:00,827 Yo, run! 584 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,551 [JWoww laughing] 585 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,724 [scream] 586 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:07,517 [Mike] There is no way to recover from this night. 587 00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:10,482 The funfetti cake has been destroyed. 588 00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:12,620 [Vinny] We've had some crazy nights up here. 589 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,965 That really took the cake. 590 00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,172 [laughter] 591 00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:17,206 [Deena] You should go wipe. 592 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,931 ♪ I trusted you ♪ 593 00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:29,034 ♪ But you treat me like a fool ♪♪ 594 00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,000 [baby fussing] 595 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:37,103 ♪ I trusted you ♪♪ 596 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,586 [Ronnie] Oh, yeah. Shh. 597 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,000 Oh, ho-ho, come here. 598 00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:48,379 Crazy legs like Dad. 599 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:50,275 [Ronnie] With me and Jen, I just think that 600 00:20:50,275 --> 00:20:53,689 there's a lot of things that are unsettled, you know? 601 00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:56,379 And she doesn't know how to handle them, so she snaps. 602 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,517 And it's something that, like, 603 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,551 you wouldn't wish on anyone else. 604 00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:07,517 ♪ Spare me your emotion ♪ 605 00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:12,896 ♪ Everyone is trapped in this confusion ♪ 606 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:13,896 [Ronnie] Hi.Hi, honey. 607 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:15,551 Thank you for coming. 608 00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:16,896 How are you?Good. 609 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:18,793 Ronnie] To have my mom out here, help me out, 610 00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:21,034 and make sure that I get through all the difficult times is-- 611 00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:22,965 it really means a lot to me. 612 00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:25,517 [Ronnie] Yeah, she is. [kisses] 613 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,862 Yeah, she sucks her thumb now. 614 00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:29,310 She holds the bottle by herself sometimes. 615 00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:33,034 Yeah. Okay, okay. 616 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:34,862 Oh, yeah. 617 00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,310 [Ronnie] Just been in bed the last couple of days. 618 00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,448 Yeah. 619 00:21:42,448 --> 00:21:44,482 [Ronnie] I don't know what to think with Jen. 620 00:21:44,482 --> 00:21:48,896 I know what I want, and like, I do want to have a family. 621 00:21:49,965 --> 00:21:52,482 That's what makes me complete. 622 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:57,068 But it's like, when you... want something 623 00:21:57,068 --> 00:21:58,482 and it's like, you can't have it, 624 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,965 but you're working at it and you're trying to get it, 625 00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,379 but it's just like hurdle after hurdle 626 00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:04,931 after hurdle after hurdle. 627 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:06,758 And it's like, I don't know what to do. 628 00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:11,896 My main concern has gotta be the baby. 629 00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:14,275 Gonna have to just take it day by day, 630 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:17,344 and hopefully things fall into place at this point. 631 00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:18,517 As long as she's okay, 632 00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:19,827 everything else will fall into place. 633 00:22:19,827 --> 00:22:21,379 That's all that matters. 634 00:22:21,379 --> 00:22:22,896 All I really care about at this point. 635 00:22:24,482 --> 00:22:28,586 ♪♪ 636 00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:46,551 [Vinny] Ronnie's. He's going through so much. 637 00:22:46,551 --> 00:22:48,551 The second we left Vegas, he went right to her. 638 00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:50,034 Mm-hmm.If he would've stayed 639 00:22:50,034 --> 00:22:51,931 on the path that we put him on... 640 00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:53,689 that wouldn't have happened. 641 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,310 We all keep saying this is gonna get worse, 642 00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:58,344 and then the [bleep]-- he gets dragged in a car. 643 00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,034 He was in the ER getting his wounds cleaned. 644 00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:02,551 That mug shot says it all. 645 00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:04,655 That mug shot looks like Lucifer. 646 00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:05,620 [chuckling] Yo. 647 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,103 Maleficent. 648 00:23:07,103 --> 00:23:08,344 [Vinny] You look like, right now, to me you look like 649 00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:10,793 someone that has the biggest boner in the world. 650 00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,206 [Pauly D laughing] 651 00:23:12,206 --> 00:23:14,413 Like, what do you call that? Pitching a tent. Yeah. 652 00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:15,689 Well, you know what? 653 00:23:15,689 --> 00:23:18,241 That's Big Daddy Sitch for ya. BDS. 654 00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:19,275 [Vinny] Laurens is a lucky girl. 655 00:23:19,275 --> 00:23:20,275 [Pauly D] Damn. 656 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:22,689 She sure is. [chuckling] 657 00:23:22,689 --> 00:23:25,034 [JWoww] So, can I just ask one question?[Angelina] Go ahead. 658 00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:27,068 I feel like you wanna bang Vinny. 659 00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:28,379 I don't. I am engaged, 660 00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:32,344 but I took my ring off my finger. 661 00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,586 Wait, what? 662 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,413 I threw my ring off my finger the other night. 663 00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:37,827 Why?'Cause, um... 664 00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,241 [Deena] Like, you lost it?You lost your ring? 665 00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:40,931 [Angelina] No![JWoww] Like, you threw it at him? 666 00:23:40,931 --> 00:23:42,137 [Angelina] Me and my fiance got into a really big fight. 667 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,655 [Deena] Over what?Like, what would you do 668 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:46,551 if Roger went MIA for [bleep] 24 hours? 669 00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:47,793 [Snooki gasps]Like, not answer-- 670 00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:48,793 You don't know where he went? 671 00:23:48,793 --> 00:23:50,000 Not answer his phone. 672 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 [Snooki] For a full day? 673 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Whole day.And night? 674 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,275 All night. 675 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:54,724 So you don't know where he slept that night? 676 00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,034 When was this? 677 00:23:57,034 --> 00:23:58,275 Three days ago. 678 00:23:58,275 --> 00:24:00,068 I don't know.Oh, my God. 679 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:01,689 [Angelina] I do fight with Chris a lot, 680 00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:03,586 I gotta be honest with you. Over stupid [bleep]. 681 00:24:03,586 --> 00:24:05,620 He gets very jealous over, like, little things, 682 00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:08,206 and he has kind of an anger problem 683 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:09,931 that nobody's really seen yet. 684 00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:12,206 And me and Chris can never sit down at a dinner table 685 00:24:12,206 --> 00:24:14,310 without some kind of-- or form of fighting. 686 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:16,379 I mean, it's just normal in our household. 687 00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:18,379 Think he's gonna be all right with you showing your ass-- 688 00:24:18,379 --> 00:24:20,137 [Angelina] He's secure with certain things, but like-- 689 00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,689 [JWoww] That's like a masculine thing. 690 00:24:21,689 --> 00:24:25,275 His fiancee is in a house with dudes that are single, 691 00:24:25,275 --> 00:24:26,931 and it's the whole insecurity thing. 692 00:24:26,931 --> 00:24:29,931 No man is secure in this type of [bleep]. 693 00:24:29,931 --> 00:24:31,413 It's just not a thing. 694 00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:33,137 And trust me, I've been there.We've all been there. 695 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,137 Still be-- going through it. 696 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:35,137 Still going. Same. 697 00:24:35,137 --> 00:24:36,620 You deal with that too? 698 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:40,034 [JWoww] Yeah, well, mine almost leaded to divorce, so... 699 00:24:40,034 --> 00:24:41,965 [Deena] And that's why you do things to respect them, 700 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:44,275 so that they don't have to feel a certain way. 701 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:47,379 [Deena] It is super nice to have Angelina open up to us 702 00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:51,206 because all we knew was she liked to [bleep] her pants 703 00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:53,827 and put her ass in our face and whatever else. 704 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,379 And now, like, I'm like, "Wow," 705 00:24:55,379 --> 00:24:57,896 like, there's something behind all that. 706 00:24:57,896 --> 00:24:59,793 Like I was closing his car door one night. 707 00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:01,827 I'm like drunk and he's drunk. He's like, "What the [bleep]? 708 00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:04,827 Go [bleep] Vinny." I'm like, "What?" 709 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,241 [JWoww] Angelina's dropping bombs on us right now. 710 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,896 But, like, real girl talk. Like, whoa. 711 00:25:11,896 --> 00:25:13,344 I don't think the third engagement 712 00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:16,517 is the charm for Angelina. Sorry, girl. 713 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:17,586 Do you want to be with this guy 714 00:25:17,586 --> 00:25:19,862 for the rest of your life? 715 00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:26,965 ♪ Welcome back home ♪ 716 00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:30,586 ♪ Whoa ♪ 717 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,931 ♪ Welcome back home ♪ 718 00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:36,758 How'd you sleep? [Snooki] Terrible. 719 00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:40,793 I forgot what these jail bed feel like. 720 00:25:40,793 --> 00:25:43,827 ♪ Welcome back home ♪ 721 00:25:50,793 --> 00:25:52,862 [Mike] Mother-[bleep]! 722 00:25:52,862 --> 00:25:55,793 [sighs] Okay. 723 00:25:55,793 --> 00:25:58,275 Savages live here. 724 00:25:58,275 --> 00:26:01,344 Same house, same guidos. 725 00:26:01,344 --> 00:26:03,379 [sighs] 726 00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:05,655 Same morning routine. 727 00:26:05,655 --> 00:26:08,517 Such tomfooleries. Animals! 728 00:26:08,517 --> 00:26:11,241 I wouldn't expect nothin' less out here in Seaside. 729 00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:14,172 [groans] 730 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,862 [Pauly D] Good morning, Deena. 731 00:26:15,862 --> 00:26:17,344 Good morning, little bean in the oven. 732 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:18,241 [Mike] All right, guys, let's sit. We're all here. 733 00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:19,758 [Deena] Good morning. 734 00:26:19,758 --> 00:26:22,103 [Deena] It's definitely weird being back pregnant, 735 00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:23,310 'cause usually I'm like 736 00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:25,172 three sheets to the wind already. 737 00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:28,793 [Pauly D] Are you trying to be a-- Yes! Yes! 738 00:26:28,793 --> 00:26:30,448 [Deena chuckling] 739 00:26:30,448 --> 00:26:31,931 Come on, get up, Sams! 740 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:34,103 I'm auditioning you to be a meatball. 741 00:26:35,689 --> 00:26:37,413 All right. Usually I'm drinking 742 00:26:37,413 --> 00:26:39,103 before I even get into this house. 743 00:26:39,103 --> 00:26:40,206 Before I left my house, 744 00:26:40,206 --> 00:26:42,000 I definitely opened the bottle 745 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,034 and took like three shots. 746 00:26:44,034 --> 00:26:46,862 So, coming in sober and having to stay sober 747 00:26:46,862 --> 00:26:49,379 is definitely different. [chuckling] 748 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:50,896 What do you guys want to do today? 749 00:26:50,896 --> 00:26:52,241 [Deena] Boardwalk. 750 00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:53,655 I want to go on rides.What about the rides? 751 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,068 [Angelina] So, Vinny, how's your morning? 752 00:26:56,068 --> 00:26:58,206 [laughter] 753 00:26:58,206 --> 00:26:59,413 How's your morning, Vinny? 754 00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:00,413 [JWoww] Can I just eat my eggs first... 755 00:27:00,413 --> 00:27:01,724 Can someone save me, please? 756 00:27:01,724 --> 00:27:03,103 ...before this [bleep] goes to [bleep]? 757 00:27:03,103 --> 00:27:04,172 [Vinny] My morning is good, Angelina. How's yours? 758 00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:05,896 [Angelina] People need to save you. 759 00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:07,172 [JWoww] Can we just put it on ice for, like, seven seconds? 760 00:27:07,172 --> 00:27:08,724 [Angelina] I'm joking around.So I can eat. 761 00:27:08,724 --> 00:27:10,413 [Angelina] I don't think you can take a joke with me, though. 762 00:27:10,413 --> 00:27:11,758 [JWoww] Just don't speak for one minute. 763 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:14,103 [Angelina] [chuckles] I'll try. 764 00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:22,586 [Vinny] I'm, like, turned on. 765 00:27:22,586 --> 00:27:24,103 [laughter] 766 00:27:29,137 --> 00:27:30,793 [Pauly D] The guidos are here! 767 00:27:30,793 --> 00:27:32,862 We should go fishing like old times. 768 00:27:32,862 --> 00:27:34,931 Remember the first day? We had girls in the hot tub. 769 00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:35,931 [Mike] Yeah. 770 00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:38,068 [whistles] Yo! 771 00:27:38,068 --> 00:27:39,241 [women] Hey! 772 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,275 [Pauly D] What up?[Mike] What's up? 773 00:27:40,275 --> 00:27:42,000 It's gonna be a great summer. 774 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,689 Come on, come up in here.Oh, my God. 775 00:27:43,689 --> 00:27:46,448 Ha ha! Yes! Yes. 776 00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:49,103 [Mike] I'll tell you what, I feel definitely at home. 777 00:27:49,103 --> 00:27:50,206 I do too.[Mike] I feel at home. 778 00:27:50,206 --> 00:27:52,310 In a weird way, I feel at home. 779 00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,931 I'm sitting here right now, and I feel like we've-- 780 00:27:53,931 --> 00:27:55,206 we were here yesterday. 781 00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:58,965 And, uh, Laurens is also pressuring me right now 782 00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,344 to choose my wedding party. 783 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:02,068 Hmm.And, obviously, 784 00:28:02,068 --> 00:28:04,724 you know MVP is gonna be a big part of that. 785 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,275 And this, to be honest with you, 786 00:28:06,275 --> 00:28:08,551 as sappy as it sounds, this was my dream. 787 00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,551 Yeah.To have you guys involved 788 00:28:10,551 --> 00:28:11,758 in my biggest day, 789 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,137 'cause you guys are my best friends. 790 00:28:13,137 --> 00:28:15,862 And for many years, I didn't take care of 791 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,793 some of the relationships between you guys, 792 00:28:17,793 --> 00:28:19,344 and now I feel so grateful 793 00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:21,241 that we have our friendship back 794 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,586 and I can share these moments. 795 00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:24,275 [Vinny] We're glad to have you back. 796 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:28,103 Any time I look at Mike, I'm kind of in disbelief 797 00:28:28,103 --> 00:28:29,965 about how far he's came. 798 00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:32,103 Now you're being a schemer and a scumbag. 799 00:28:32,103 --> 00:28:33,862 You're a crock of [bleep]!I'm not-- I don't give a [bleep]. 800 00:28:33,862 --> 00:28:35,137 You [bleep] suck! 801 00:28:35,137 --> 00:28:36,344 Yeah, so I'm lying? I'm lying? 802 00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:37,827 And you're the worst friend I have ever had. 803 00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:39,586 Yeah, all right. [bleep] 804 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:42,241 [Vinny] He's, like, completely turned his life around. 805 00:28:42,241 --> 00:28:44,758 I'm proud of him, and of course, we want to support him, 806 00:28:44,758 --> 00:28:46,448 especially with his wedding. 807 00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,931 We [bleep] with him, but he's an inspirational story. 808 00:28:48,931 --> 00:28:51,206 [Mike] But this is really weighing on my mind that, 809 00:28:51,206 --> 00:28:52,379 you know, do I include Ronnie? 810 00:28:52,379 --> 00:28:53,896 Because I wanna do the right thing. 811 00:28:53,896 --> 00:28:56,034 I want to include him, but... 812 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:57,965 is it too much for him to take on right now? 813 00:28:57,965 --> 00:28:59,275 [Pauly D] He's dealing with a lot right now. 814 00:28:59,275 --> 00:29:01,275 [Mike] I'm on the fence right now, 815 00:29:01,275 --> 00:29:03,241 Ronnie being in the bridal party, 816 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,827 because he's going through a lot. 817 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,068 So, right now, I don't know what to think. 818 00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:08,241 If you want to do it, 819 00:29:08,241 --> 00:29:10,517 I say do whatever makes you happy, 820 00:29:10,517 --> 00:29:13,758 but set your expectations at the right level. 821 00:29:13,758 --> 00:29:15,275 [Mike] I can't leave him out. 822 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,310 And I don't want to put too much 823 00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:18,137 on his plate either, you know? 824 00:29:18,137 --> 00:29:19,137 I know he's trying to get his-- [Pauly D] He's got a lot going on. 825 00:29:19,137 --> 00:29:20,310 [Mike] He's got a lot going on. 826 00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:21,344 He's getting his own life together. 827 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,724 And for me to put another, 828 00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:25,275 maybe, responsibility on him 829 00:29:25,275 --> 00:29:28,000 might be a disservice to all-- 830 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 you know, our whole friendship. 831 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,344 [Pauly D] You should invite him. 832 00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:32,551 He's definitely gonna be invited to the wedding, 833 00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:33,689 you know what I'm saying? 834 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:34,758 Wait, does he get a plus one? No! 835 00:29:34,758 --> 00:29:35,896 He does not get a plus one. 836 00:29:35,896 --> 00:29:36,724 Ronnie does not get a plus one. 837 00:29:36,724 --> 00:29:37,724 [Pauly D] Just the baby. 838 00:29:37,724 --> 00:29:38,965 Yeah, just the baby. 839 00:29:38,965 --> 00:29:40,551 You can come, but your baby mamas can't. 840 00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:42,413 Sorry, she's too much drama, bro. 841 00:29:42,413 --> 00:29:43,551 All right, all right, listen. 842 00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:44,965 Let's put it in real quick. M! 843 00:29:44,965 --> 00:29:45,965 V. 844 00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:48,000 P! Wedding squads! 845 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,724 [Pauly D] 'Bout to hit this boardwalk. 846 00:29:49,724 --> 00:29:51,413 Go, dear!Jesus. [chuckling] 847 00:29:51,413 --> 00:29:53,586 Got you good, got you good, got you good. 848 00:29:53,586 --> 00:29:55,689 Oh, yeah! 849 00:30:01,172 --> 00:30:03,310 It's so clean. [Pauly D] Yo, it's all new now. 850 00:30:03,310 --> 00:30:05,068 It's really nice here.I know, listen, they-- 851 00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:07,620 they really went through a lot with Sandy. 852 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:10,206 The boardwalk has definitely gotten a face-lift. 853 00:30:10,206 --> 00:30:13,758 It is all brand-new since Sandy, and you gotta have 854 00:30:13,758 --> 00:30:17,275 some love and respect for some bounce back game, okay? 855 00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:18,896 Kinda like Big Daddy Sitch. 856 00:30:18,896 --> 00:30:21,275 I have a legendary bounce back game. 857 00:30:21,275 --> 00:30:22,689 Look how they redone this.Oh, God, my butt's showing. 858 00:30:22,689 --> 00:30:23,758 This place is beautiful.Look at the-- everything is-- 859 00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:25,103 [Vinny] Deena, we got you something! 860 00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:26,172 [all] Oh! 861 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:28,689 We got you something! 862 00:30:28,689 --> 00:30:30,000 [Pauly D] Hey, look at that! 863 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,517 [Deena] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 864 00:30:32,517 --> 00:30:34,896 We got you this.Here, honey! Sit down. 865 00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:36,241 [Snooki] Take a load off. 866 00:30:36,241 --> 00:30:38,034 I feel weird! [laughing] 867 00:30:38,034 --> 00:30:39,758 [Snooki] We've done this before, remember? 868 00:30:39,758 --> 00:30:40,758 [beeping] 869 00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:42,586 I can't take this beeping. 870 00:30:42,586 --> 00:30:44,137 Nicole.Whoa! 871 00:30:44,137 --> 00:30:46,413 Oh, [bleep], I can't get up the hill. 872 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:48,689 That beeping noise. I hate it! 873 00:30:48,689 --> 00:30:49,965 Thanks for this, guys. 874 00:30:49,965 --> 00:30:51,724 Everything's new. 875 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,241 Let's go on this one. 876 00:30:53,241 --> 00:30:55,620 [men] Ahh! 877 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:57,172 [Pauly D] I didn't know it went this fast! 878 00:30:57,172 --> 00:30:58,310 [laughter] 879 00:30:58,310 --> 00:31:00,965 [Snooki] Wait! Vin's face! [laughing] 880 00:31:00,965 --> 00:31:02,000 [Vinny] I wanna play basketball. 881 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,448 Guarantee I win something. 882 00:31:06,137 --> 00:31:07,586 [all] Oh! 883 00:31:07,586 --> 00:31:10,068 [laughter] 884 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:13,758 What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no. No! No, no, no. 885 00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:15,586 [all shouting] 886 00:31:15,586 --> 00:31:18,172 [Snooki] Baller! 887 00:31:18,172 --> 00:31:19,551 [Pauly D] Oh, I didn't know we'd dip like this! 888 00:31:19,551 --> 00:31:21,103 She wasn't ready! 889 00:31:21,103 --> 00:31:24,517 Ooh, mama! Whoa! 890 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:25,517 [Snooki screams] 891 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:30,379 [laughter] 892 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,965 He twisted his ankle! 893 00:31:32,965 --> 00:31:35,344 He twisted his ankle! [laughing] 894 00:31:43,793 --> 00:31:45,172 [Mike] It's raining! 895 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,241 [JWoww] Well, it'll wash away all the chlamydia. 896 00:31:46,241 --> 00:31:47,172 [Angelina] Going, what's the plan? 897 00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:48,620 [Snooki] Whoa! 898 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,241 [Angelina] Can we go to Spicy's and eat? 899 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:51,379 [Pauly D] Let's get it, let's get it. 900 00:31:51,379 --> 00:31:53,586 [JWoww] Dee, are you having flashbacks? 901 00:31:53,586 --> 00:31:55,137 [Deena] Yeah. [chuckling] 902 00:31:55,137 --> 00:31:57,034 I never would have thought in a million years 903 00:31:57,034 --> 00:31:59,206 I'd be going back to where I got arrested. 904 00:31:59,206 --> 00:32:01,068 Didn't we pick you up and you didn't know what day it was? 905 00:32:01,068 --> 00:32:02,241 Or was that Nicole? 906 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:04,310 [Snooki] That was me.Oh. [coughs] 907 00:32:04,310 --> 00:32:05,931 Oh, my God, it's just like memories 908 00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:08,137 just floating all back to me. 909 00:32:08,137 --> 00:32:10,137 I was still drunk from the night before. 910 00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:11,551 Let's run. 911 00:32:11,551 --> 00:32:14,310 I want to run everywhere! Yay! 912 00:32:14,310 --> 00:32:16,034 [waitress] We have virgin daiquiris, 913 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,241 pina coladas, and margaritas. 914 00:32:17,241 --> 00:32:19,206 Oh, she's far from a virgin, honey. 915 00:32:19,206 --> 00:32:20,206 [all chuckling] 916 00:32:20,206 --> 00:32:22,000 And then I ran from the cop, 917 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,103 because I thought we were playing tag. [chuckles] 918 00:32:25,103 --> 00:32:26,310 I'm running away from you. 919 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:27,862 [officer] Come here. Come here!No! 920 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,724 Yes, come here. Come here. 921 00:32:29,724 --> 00:32:32,551 No, I don't wanna be in trouble. No! 922 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,310 It was a whole thing. 923 00:32:35,310 --> 00:32:36,310 [Pauly D] What's up, my friend? 924 00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:37,310 [owner] What's going on? 925 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:38,413 Thanks for having us back, man. 926 00:32:38,413 --> 00:32:39,551 [owner] Memory lane! Welcome back. 927 00:32:39,551 --> 00:32:40,620 [Deena] Hi! 928 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:41,827 Welcome back.[Deena] Hello. 929 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:42,655 Thanks for letting us come in here. 930 00:32:42,655 --> 00:32:43,758 Welcome back, welcome. 931 00:32:43,758 --> 00:32:45,482 So, I just wanted to apologize 932 00:32:45,482 --> 00:32:47,517 for what happened six years ago. 933 00:32:47,517 --> 00:32:49,586 [Pauly D] Wow. [Deena] I've grown as a person, 934 00:32:49,586 --> 00:32:51,793 and I was under the influence, 935 00:32:51,793 --> 00:32:53,344 and I shouldn't have been 936 00:32:53,344 --> 00:32:55,413 so disruptive in your restaurant. 937 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,034 [owner] I accept your apology. 938 00:32:58,034 --> 00:32:59,724 [all cheering] 939 00:32:59,724 --> 00:33:01,379 [Pauly D] Wait, so is she banned still? 940 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,655 [owner] The state of New Jersey banned her for two years. 941 00:33:04,655 --> 00:33:06,241 [all shouting] 942 00:33:06,241 --> 00:33:07,965 [Snooki] Ooh! 943 00:33:07,965 --> 00:33:11,068 Yeah, I knew I was banned. [chuckles] 944 00:33:11,068 --> 00:33:12,448 Have fun. Have fun.[Pauly D] Thank you. Thank you. 945 00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,034 [Deena] Thank you.[JWoww] Thank you so much. 946 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:16,482 [Vinny] Now, remember when Nicole got punched in the face? 947 00:33:16,482 --> 00:33:19,034 Get your [bleep] ugly ass out of our faces-- 948 00:33:19,034 --> 00:33:20,827 [man] Whoa, whoa! 949 00:33:20,827 --> 00:33:22,517 [Snooki sobbing] 950 00:33:22,517 --> 00:33:24,000 How do you forget that? 951 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,172 Where was that? Where did you get hit? What place? 952 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:27,310 Beachcomber.Beachcomber. 953 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,068 It's insane. 954 00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:30,896 [Vinny] Yeah.What a scumbag. 955 00:33:30,896 --> 00:33:33,379 I was the outcast the first time I lived with the roomies. 956 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,068 They hated me until I got punched in the face. 957 00:33:35,068 --> 00:33:36,172 And we knew, like, from then 958 00:33:36,172 --> 00:33:37,586 that we were gonna be besties. 959 00:33:37,586 --> 00:33:39,448 We love you, Snooks. We love each other. 960 00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:41,275 You get that? We're like one big family. 961 00:33:41,275 --> 00:33:42,896 [Snooki] Now I know that they all-- 962 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,517 they all love me, like I love them. 963 00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:45,655 Like, I stuck up for them, 964 00:33:45,655 --> 00:33:46,965 that's why I got hit in the face. 965 00:33:46,965 --> 00:33:48,931 And I care about everybody in this house, 966 00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:51,206 so now they all feel the same way about me. 967 00:33:51,206 --> 00:33:52,758 And today we're still a family, 968 00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:55,379 and we're closer than ever, but we're still ass[bleep]. 969 00:33:55,379 --> 00:33:57,000 Yo, this was mad fun, though, 970 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,379 but I think we should find, like, a summer house somewhere. 971 00:33:58,379 --> 00:33:59,965 [Mike] Hell, yeah.Like a house. 972 00:33:59,965 --> 00:34:01,172 This was real fun. 973 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:02,413 Like a house-house? 974 00:34:02,413 --> 00:34:03,655 Yeah, like a summer house. 975 00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:05,137 And I feel like we should get something nicer. 976 00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:06,655 Yes!Something more for 30-year-olds. 977 00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:07,620 Yes.[Mike] Yes! 978 00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,103 'Cause we're classy now. 979 00:34:09,103 --> 00:34:10,068 Wherever we go, I just want to room with Angelina. 980 00:34:10,068 --> 00:34:11,241 That's all I ask. 981 00:34:11,241 --> 00:34:12,724 [Mike] Oh, God. [JWoww] You said it! 982 00:34:12,724 --> 00:34:14,482 That's all I ask. That's all I ask.You said it. 983 00:34:14,482 --> 00:34:15,689 Do not put that into the universe, 984 00:34:15,689 --> 00:34:17,241 'cause that will happen now.It's out there. 985 00:34:17,241 --> 00:34:20,000 I feel like the roommates just love to tease me. 986 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,620 I guess it's something that they do when they love somebody, 987 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:23,655 I don't know. 988 00:34:23,655 --> 00:34:25,206 Salud!Salud! 989 00:34:25,206 --> 00:34:26,793 To Angelina's lips, salud! 990 00:34:26,793 --> 00:34:29,344 [laughter] 991 00:34:29,344 --> 00:34:31,206 [Angelina] But listen, hey, I'll take it. 992 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:32,379 [chuckles] 993 00:34:32,379 --> 00:34:34,586 Let's roll out, fellas. And fella. Fellas. 994 00:34:34,586 --> 00:34:35,689 [Snooki] Where we going? [Mike] Shore Store. 995 00:34:35,689 --> 00:34:37,620 [Snooki] To the Shore Store. 996 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:39,310 [JWoww] Oh, I'm full! 997 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,310 [Snooki] Thank you. 998 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,931 [woman] Bye. Thanks. 999 00:34:41,931 --> 00:34:43,689 [Mike] We're out here on these Jersey streets right now. 1000 00:34:43,689 --> 00:34:44,758 [Vinny] Yo, we're here for our shirts, let's go! 1001 00:34:44,758 --> 00:34:45,931 [Snooki] Lock it in! Get my shirt! 1002 00:34:45,931 --> 00:34:46,965 Yo! 1003 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:49,379 Have no fear, the guidos are here! 1004 00:34:50,896 --> 00:34:54,068 The squad needs to hit the Shore Store one last time 1005 00:34:54,068 --> 00:34:55,620 for a little bit of a shopping trip, 1006 00:34:55,620 --> 00:34:57,137 and to say thank you to Danny 1007 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,655 because, at the end of the day, 1008 00:34:58,655 --> 00:35:02,206 our time here at the Shore has been... magical. 1009 00:35:02,206 --> 00:35:06,172 Danny, we heard there is a new decal on-- on these streets. 1010 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,482 [Danny] Let me show you the prints, guys. 1011 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:09,379 Oh, cool!"Spiral Squad." 1012 00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:10,827 [all cheering] 1013 00:35:10,827 --> 00:35:12,482 I would've put that on my booty shorts. 1014 00:35:12,482 --> 00:35:13,931 [Danny] Well, I got one for Ron. 1015 00:35:13,931 --> 00:35:14,896 [Mike] "Ronpage." [Vinny] Oh, damn! 1016 00:35:14,896 --> 00:35:15,931 [Deena] Yes! 1017 00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:16,965 [all cheering] 1018 00:35:16,965 --> 00:35:18,620 That's a good-- that's a good one. 1019 00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:19,931 This for Vinny.[Vinny] What we got, what we got? 1020 00:35:19,931 --> 00:35:20,896 [Pauly D] "You Cheated," bro. 1021 00:35:20,896 --> 00:35:21,896 [JWoww] "You cheated"! 1022 00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:24,034 [Mike] Ah! [laughing] 1023 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:25,413 You guys are haters.Hold this? I gotta tie my shoe. 1024 00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:26,448 [laughing] Nah, I'm good. 1025 00:35:26,448 --> 00:35:27,724 [Mike] "You Cheated," bro. 1026 00:35:27,724 --> 00:35:29,758 You all right? You all right? 1027 00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,034 [all] "Pass the French Fries"! 1028 00:35:31,034 --> 00:35:32,275 [all cheering] 1029 00:35:32,275 --> 00:35:34,000 Yes! [Vinny] That's a good one. 1030 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,344 You secretly love us. 1031 00:35:35,344 --> 00:35:36,793 Danny, you gonna miss us? 1032 00:35:36,793 --> 00:35:38,241 [JWoww] Well, we appreciate the one night. 1033 00:35:38,241 --> 00:35:39,206 It was great to see you guys.Yeah, it was really fun. 1034 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,344 [Snooki] Yeah, thank you, Danny. 1035 00:35:40,344 --> 00:35:41,448 I hope you had fun at the house. 1036 00:35:41,448 --> 00:35:42,448 Dude, yes.Oh, we had so much fun. 1037 00:35:42,448 --> 00:35:43,517 [Snooki] Danny, it's very clean. 1038 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:44,827 We kept that thing pristine. 1039 00:35:44,827 --> 00:35:45,896 Really, it's very clean? You're not leaving a mess? 1040 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,310 [Snooki] No, the house is very clean. 1041 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,241 [Angelina] Yeah, nothing happened in there, at all. 1042 00:35:48,241 --> 00:35:50,379 [all shouting and laughing] 1043 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,724 [Snooki] I feel like we killed someone, 1044 00:35:53,724 --> 00:35:56,241 and we're gonna bury the body and not tell anyone. 1045 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:58,896 If he only knew, we're hot messes still. 1046 00:35:58,896 --> 00:36:01,586 [Angelina] What should I put on Chris's shirt? 1047 00:36:01,586 --> 00:36:03,137 A [bleep] in a cake. 1048 00:36:03,137 --> 00:36:04,689 [laughing] 1049 00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:06,586 Teach me how to make one. 1050 00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:08,448 [Snooki] Angelina's pressing for the first time. 1051 00:36:08,448 --> 00:36:10,241 I wanted to see if I could do it right. 1052 00:36:10,241 --> 00:36:11,379 [Danny] I'm not insured for this. 1053 00:36:11,379 --> 00:36:12,551 Back on hangers. 1054 00:36:12,551 --> 00:36:14,586 Yeah, put her back on hanger duty. 1055 00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,482 [Angelina] I lived in Seaside for, like, a short period of time. 1056 00:36:16,482 --> 00:36:18,724 I never actually worked in the Shore Store, 1057 00:36:18,724 --> 00:36:20,655 and I never, ever pressed a shirt. 1058 00:36:20,655 --> 00:36:22,793 It's the glue.Oh! 1059 00:36:22,793 --> 00:36:23,793 [Vinny] What the hell are you doing? 1060 00:36:23,793 --> 00:36:25,068 [Pauly D] Oh, my God! 1061 00:36:25,068 --> 00:36:25,896 Guys, she pressed it upside down, backwards. 1062 00:36:25,896 --> 00:36:27,068 Oh, Angelina! 1063 00:36:27,068 --> 00:36:28,103 [Pauly D] That's the worst thing. 1064 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,965 Angelina! 1065 00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:32,862 We're leaving. Why did you do that? 1066 00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,241 [Pauly D] You ruined the machine. 1067 00:36:34,241 --> 00:36:35,482 You [bleep] the whole machine up. 1068 00:36:35,482 --> 00:36:37,103 Do you know how long that takes to clean? 1069 00:36:37,103 --> 00:36:38,482 [Mike] Hurricane Angelina, 1070 00:36:38,482 --> 00:36:40,724 devastating everything in her path. 1071 00:36:40,724 --> 00:36:41,896 Sorry. 1072 00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:44,965 She's already ruined a funfetti cake, 1073 00:36:44,965 --> 00:36:48,034 and now at the Shore Store, she ruined a press. 1074 00:36:48,034 --> 00:36:49,517 She's a mush! 1075 00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:50,896 Dan, she [bleep] your [bleep] up. [chuckling] 1076 00:36:50,896 --> 00:36:53,965 Oh, my God! I'm gonna die. 1077 00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:57,482 [Pauly D] Angelina! Get her out of here! You're fired! 1078 00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:04,517 [Angelina] Oh, my God! 1079 00:37:04,517 --> 00:37:06,172 [Pauly D] Angelina! Get her out of here! You're fired! 1080 00:37:06,172 --> 00:37:07,448 Oh, my God. 1081 00:37:07,448 --> 00:37:08,758 Dan, she [bleep] your [bleep] up. [chuckling] 1082 00:37:08,758 --> 00:37:10,068 I can't bel--[Angelina] What the [bleep]? 1083 00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:11,551 This is gonna take [bleep] forever to fix. 1084 00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:12,655 How? You just push it off, no? 1085 00:37:12,655 --> 00:37:15,000 Push it off? It's 400 degrees. 1086 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,275 Angelina has no business pressing a shirt. 1087 00:37:17,275 --> 00:37:19,413 She has no experience, and of course, 1088 00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:21,586 her first pressing, she [bleep] up the press. 1089 00:37:21,586 --> 00:37:23,862 Oh, [bleep]!Oh! About that. 1090 00:37:23,862 --> 00:37:25,931 Oh, my... [Pauly D] About that. 1091 00:37:25,931 --> 00:37:27,482 I think Danny had the right idea 1092 00:37:27,482 --> 00:37:30,689 by firing Angelina the first time around. 1093 00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,068 [Snooki gasps][Danny] Throw it in there. 1094 00:37:32,068 --> 00:37:33,482 [Deena] What a mess.[JWoww] What a stain. 1095 00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:34,620 [Pauly D] Damn, she ruined the whole [bleep]. 1096 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,482 Gotta go. [Angelina] Oh, my God. 1097 00:37:35,482 --> 00:37:36,896 [JWoww] Bye, girl. 1098 00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:38,724 We are not affiliated.We don't know her! 1099 00:37:38,724 --> 00:37:40,206 [laughing] 1100 00:37:40,206 --> 00:37:41,310 [Danny] I was actually having a good day. 1101 00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:42,551 Just leave it alone. Just leave it alone. 1102 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,000 [all] Oh!Just get out, all right? 1103 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,758 This'll sound familiar: Get out, all right? 1104 00:37:45,758 --> 00:37:47,344 [all shouting] 1105 00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:48,586 Bye, Danny. Love you![Vinny] Bye, Danny. 1106 00:37:48,586 --> 00:37:50,517 [Pauly D] Sorry she ruined your press. 1107 00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:52,000 [Snooki] I can't take Angelina anywhere. 1108 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,862 I'm like, I got-- I gotta put her on a leash. 1109 00:37:53,862 --> 00:37:55,448 Don't be mad at me. Stop. 1110 00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:56,482 Don't be mad at you? You ruined my stuff. You're leavin'. 1111 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:57,724 Oh, stop. You can scrape it off. 1112 00:37:57,724 --> 00:37:58,827 [Pauly D] Can't believe you did that, bro. 1113 00:37:58,827 --> 00:38:01,000 [Snooki] Angelina, the worst! 1114 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,413 [laughter][Angelina] It's always me. 1115 00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:04,137 [Vinny] She's like a [bleep] wrecking ball. 1116 00:38:04,137 --> 00:38:05,448 [JWoww] Angelina, way to make your mark in the Shore Store, dude. 1117 00:38:05,448 --> 00:38:07,310 [Angelina] Holy, [bleep] my life. 1118 00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:09,275 [Pauly D] Yo, you put that thing in backwards. 1119 00:38:09,275 --> 00:38:11,413 [Mike] It's been real, Seaside. Yes. 1120 00:38:11,413 --> 00:38:13,310 [JWoww] We were here for like a blink of an eye. 1121 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:15,241 Like, it just... [snaps fingers] like that and it's over. 1122 00:38:15,241 --> 00:38:16,965 [Angelina] Someone's eyelashes are on the table. 1123 00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:18,034 Probably one of them hos. 1124 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,206 [Angelina] If you wanna re-use them. 1125 00:38:19,206 --> 00:38:20,793 [Snooki] Eww. 1126 00:38:20,793 --> 00:38:22,034 It's almost closure. Like... 1127 00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:24,689 we came, we saw, we conquered, 1128 00:38:24,689 --> 00:38:26,586 but now it's on to a new one. 1129 00:38:26,586 --> 00:38:27,965 Smells funk in here too. 1130 00:38:27,965 --> 00:38:28,931 [Deena] Yeah, I don't know what happened. 1131 00:38:28,931 --> 00:38:30,344 Oh, let's get out of this house. 1132 00:38:30,344 --> 00:38:31,241 I don't want to waste this, so I'm just gonna... 1133 00:38:31,241 --> 00:38:33,655 [Snooki] Let's upgrade. 1134 00:38:33,655 --> 00:38:35,068 [Vinny] MVP. 1135 00:38:35,068 --> 00:38:37,448 [Pauly D] MVP, we out. We out. 1136 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:40,172 [Vinny] This little trip to the Shore was amazing. 1137 00:38:40,172 --> 00:38:42,000 You know, we all got to go back to 1138 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,965 our original stomping grounds together. 1139 00:38:44,965 --> 00:38:46,965 We laughed. We reminisced. 1140 00:38:46,965 --> 00:38:49,103 Seaside is, like, the special place for us. 1141 00:38:49,103 --> 00:38:50,482 Bye, Angelina. 1142 00:38:50,482 --> 00:38:51,689 Wait, wait. Wait, what's this? What's this? 1143 00:38:51,689 --> 00:38:53,586 [women screaming] 1144 00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:54,931 [Snooki] We did it! 1145 00:38:54,931 --> 00:38:56,655 They hugged! 1146 00:38:56,655 --> 00:38:58,068 [Angelina] See? 1147 00:38:58,068 --> 00:39:00,931 I knew you really wanted me, Vinny. I knew it. 1148 00:39:00,931 --> 00:39:02,103 [all talking] 1149 00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,551 I thought he touched her boob or something. 1150 00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:06,172 Oh, you're so red right now-- look how red she is! 1151 00:39:06,172 --> 00:39:07,172 [women talking] 1152 00:39:07,172 --> 00:39:08,172 Oh, my God!Oh, my God! 1153 00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:09,448 So red! 1154 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,931 Oh, my God. You guys are dumb. Stop. 1155 00:39:11,931 --> 00:39:13,758 [JWoww] Oh![Mike] Bye, guys. 1156 00:39:13,758 --> 00:39:15,241 [JWoww] Bye! See you next week! 1157 00:39:15,241 --> 00:39:16,241 [Snooki] Bye, guys! [Deena] Bye! See ya soon! 1158 00:39:16,241 --> 00:39:18,413 [Snooki] Love you! 1159 00:39:18,413 --> 00:39:21,827 ♪♪ 1160 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,000 You should bang him.Hell, no. 1161 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,103 Again.Hell, no. 1162 00:39:24,103 --> 00:39:25,413 And again.I'm engaged. 1163 00:39:25,413 --> 00:39:26,517 And again. 1164 00:39:26,517 --> 00:39:28,586 [Angelina] I'm engaged. 1165 00:39:28,586 --> 00:39:31,482 ♪ Dancing in the moonlight ♪ 1166 00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:33,965 [Mike] Yes! Shift's over! 1167 00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:37,103 The squad reunited in the motherland. 1168 00:39:37,103 --> 00:39:41,034 We've made a impact on the Jersey Shore, um... 1169 00:39:41,034 --> 00:39:44,068 as well as the world. [chuckling] 1170 00:39:44,068 --> 00:39:45,275 You guys drive safe. Text me. 1171 00:39:45,275 --> 00:39:46,413 [Vinny] Yeah, yeah. You too.[Mike] Yes, sir. 1172 00:39:46,413 --> 00:39:47,758 All right. [Vinny] Have a good trip. 1173 00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:49,655 Have a safe flight.Thank you. Thank you. 1174 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,655 [Pauly D] It's so crazy, this is the last time I'm gonna be back 1175 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,068 in Seaside at the Shore house. 1176 00:39:53,068 --> 00:39:55,344 These are the special moments that we remember. 1177 00:39:55,344 --> 00:39:57,482 Bye, house!Bye! 1178 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,275 [Snooki] See ya never! See ya never! 1179 00:39:59,275 --> 00:40:01,034 [JWoww] I'm good with leaving the Shore house. 1180 00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:03,586 I forgot how old and wrinkly this thing is. 1181 00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:05,379 It's like a old man. 1182 00:40:05,379 --> 00:40:08,517 [Snooki] I definitely would love to be in this house 50 years from now. 1183 00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:10,310 I mean, I can do this forever. 1184 00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:12,586 Like, every summer, until I'm like 90 years old. 1185 00:40:12,586 --> 00:40:13,931 [Angelina] All right, I love you.Deener! 1186 00:40:13,931 --> 00:40:16,241 Love you even more. I'll see you soon. 1187 00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:17,689 She's like, "Bye!" 1188 00:40:17,689 --> 00:40:19,793 [Snooki] Overall, this was an amazing vacation. 1189 00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:22,827 I had so much fun. I laughed my ass off. 1190 00:40:22,827 --> 00:40:25,724 Just being 21 and careless? 1191 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,310 I'll take that for a day. 1192 00:40:27,310 --> 00:40:29,137 [JWoww] Bye, Seaside. 1193 00:40:31,758 --> 00:40:33,413 [Pauly D] I hate goodbyes. 1194 00:40:33,413 --> 00:40:34,862 [Vinny] Our lives will never be the same again 1195 00:40:34,862 --> 00:40:36,413 'cause of this [bleep] thing. 1196 00:40:36,413 --> 00:40:39,551 [JWoww] My life is perfect now because of being here. 1197 00:40:39,551 --> 00:40:44,000 So it sucks that I'm leaving. [crying] 1198 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,482 [Vinny] Seaside, Seaside! 1199 00:40:45,482 --> 00:40:46,517 A'ight, I'm out. 1200 00:40:46,517 --> 00:40:47,689 [JWoww] Bye. Bye! 1201 00:40:47,689 --> 00:40:48,965 Love you! 1202 00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:50,482 I want this thing forever, this right here. 1203 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:51,551 [Vinny] Yeah. 1204 00:40:51,551 --> 00:40:52,793 This was a life-changing experience, 1205 00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:54,241 whether you like it or not. 1206 00:40:54,241 --> 00:40:56,241 Hey, maybe we should get a shore house next summer. 1207 00:40:56,241 --> 00:40:59,931 [all cheering] 1208 00:40:59,931 --> 00:41:01,655 Let's do it! See you next summer! 1209 00:41:01,655 --> 00:41:04,689 [Pauly D] Let's do it. Let's do it! 1210 00:41:04,689 --> 00:41:08,000 ♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪ 1211 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,758 ♪ Na na na na na na na na na-na-na-na ♪ 84125