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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:11,545 - WE'RE IN THE HOUSE LAST NIGHT, 2 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:15,149 DOING SHOOTERS, PARTYING LIKE FUCKING ROCK STARS. 3 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,684 CAN I SAY "FUCK"? 4 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,286 YOU GUYS BLEEP THAT SHIT, RIGHT? 5 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,621 - OH, NO WORRIES. WE'RE PREMIUM CABLE. 6 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,291 - OH, AWESOME. [snorts] 7 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,693 ANYWAY, WE'RE ALL THERE, 8 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:27,828 AND PECS IS THERE ACTING ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY 9 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,564 LIKE HE'S FUCKING PRINCE HARRY OR SOMETHING. 10 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,167 SO I TOLD HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF. 11 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,469 AND THEN HE GETS ALL UP IN MY FACE, 12 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:38,172 SCREAMING "SKANK" AND "WHORE," 13 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:40,174 SO I JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE SACK. 14 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,576 BOOM! HE WENT APE SHIT, APE SHIT! 15 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,711 AND THAT'S WHEN THE WHOLE HOUSE 16 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,180 STARTED SCREAMING AT US AND YELLING. 17 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:49,850 AND THEN THAT'S WHEN EVERYTHING KIND OF STARTS GETTING BLURRY. 18 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,087 NEXT THING I KNOW, IT'S FUCKING 9:00 A.M., 19 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,189 AND I'M IN MY BED, AND THERE'S SOMEBODY BUTT-ASS NAKED 20 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,325 SPOONING ME FROM THE BACK. 21 00:00:57,358 --> 00:01:00,194 AND I'M HOPING, I'M HOPING, I'M HOPING 22 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,529 IT'S VIN DIESEL. 23 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,597 - YOU HOOKED UP WITH PECS. 24 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,566 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 25 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:09,103 - YEAH. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT? 26 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:10,571 OH, LIKE I FUCKING REMEMBER. 27 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,873 BUT THEN AGAIN... 28 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,643 WHY WOULD I REMEMBER? 29 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,213 THE GORILLA'S DICK IS THE SIZE OF A BABY'S THUMB. 30 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,881 SHH. 31 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,750 PROBABLY FROM ALL THE STEROIDS. 32 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,886 - YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA EVENTUALLY SEE THIS. 33 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,621 - I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS. 34 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,358 [chuckles] ARE WE DONE HERE? 35 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:33,627 I NEED TO GET SOME SERIOUS FACE TIME WITH THAT TANNING BED. 36 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,630 [sultry music] 37 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:42,503 * 38 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:46,707 - * I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU 39 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:51,345 * I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU 40 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,682 * AND I'M ONTO YOU, TOO 41 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:59,387 * YOUR FOOLING AROUND IS GETTING BLOOD ON MY SHOES * 42 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,222 * OH 43 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:04,358 * OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH 44 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:08,662 * OOH, AH, AH-AH 45 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:11,899 * I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON YOU 46 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,401 - * I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON YOU 47 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:17,505 - * I'VE SET MY SIGHTS ON YOU 48 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,774 * I'VE GOT AN ALIBI, TOO 49 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,644 * SO DON'T LOOK AROUND 50 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,514 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE 51 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:31,285 * OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH 52 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:35,656 * OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH 53 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:39,760 * OOH, AH, AH-AH 54 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:44,432 * OOH, AH, AH-AH, OH, OH 55 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,699 * OOH, AH, AH-AH 56 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,735 [gunshot] 57 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,447 - WELCOME TO THE HOT HOUSE, 58 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,815 WHERE SIX CELEBRITIES WITH... 59 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,452 SHALL WE SAY, COMPLICATED HISTORIES 60 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,854 LIVE TOGETHER IN PEACE AND HARMONY 61 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,724 AND RESOLVE THEIR ISSUES LIKE INTELLIGENT ADULTS. 62 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,327 OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE MUCH FUN, DOES IT? 63 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,863 PERHAPS RATS ON A SINKING SHIP 64 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:19,500 WOULD BE A MUCH MORE ACCURATE METAPHOR... 65 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,738 RATS WITHOUT ACCESS TO CELL PHONES OR THE INTERNET, 66 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:28,476 NO WINDOWS, AND ALL THE DOORS SEALED SHUT, 67 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,744 UNDER LOCK AND KEY AS IT WERE. 68 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:35,483 AND WE, THE LUCKY VIEWERS, GET TO WATCH THEM INTERACT 24-7, 69 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,884 AS THEY TRY AND FIGURE OUT 70 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,620 THEIR, OH, SO FASCINATING DILEMMAS. 71 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,356 UNLIKE SOME OTHER REALITY-TV SHOWS, 72 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,359 NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE WAS MEANT TO GET VOTED OFF. 73 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:49,763 HOWEVER, IN THE END, MOST OF THEM DID GET ELIMINATED. 74 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,366 WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG? 75 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,036 PERHAPS WE SHOULD START BY MEETING OUR HOUSEMATES. 76 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,038 TINA HENDRICKS... 77 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,375 FAMOUS FOR, WELL, BEING FAMOUS. 78 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,043 HER FATHER RUNS A MOVIE STUDIO, 79 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:06,580 SO SHE HAS ACCESS TO ALL THE A-LIST PARTIES. 80 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,916 HER LINE OF FACE CREAMS AND BODY SCRUBS-- 81 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,918 TINA'S ESSENCE-- 82 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:15,923 WAS SELLING WELL, BUT HER TRUE CLAIM TO FAME WAS... 83 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,925 [Tina moaning] 84 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,527 - OH, YOU GUESSED IT... 85 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,529 - DON'T FALL! - [moaning] 86 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:22,930 OH! - OH! 87 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,031 DON'T DIE! 88 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:26,033 - A SEX TAPE. 89 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,668 - YOU LIKE THOSE HERSHEY'S KISSES? 90 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,403 - OH, YEAH. - OH! 91 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,405 - THEY'RE SO SWEET. - OOH, YEAH! 92 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,942 - THEY'RE SO BROWN. - [moaning] 93 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:36,410 - LUCKY STARR... 94 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,811 - * I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU 95 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:39,547 - CUTE, ISN'T HE? 96 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,082 WITH A VELVET VOICE TO GO WITH THAT ADORABLE FACE. 97 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:46,554 THIRD RUNNER-UP ON SUPERSTAR USA. 98 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,557 LUCKY'S DEBUT ALBUM DROPPED LAST SPRING... 99 00:04:49,590 --> 00:04:52,693 THEN KEPT ON DROPPING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE CHARTS. 100 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:56,897 - * YOUR FOOLING AROUND IS GETTING BLOOD ON MY SHOES, OH * 101 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,400 OH, TINA! OH, TINA! 102 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:02,436 - RUMOR HAS IT LUCKY WAS THE ONE 103 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,706 WHO LEAKED HIS ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH TINA ONLINE. 104 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,575 [chuckles] A GUY'S GOT TO DO WHAT HE CAN 105 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,976 TO STAY IN THE PUBLIC EYE. 106 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,444 - YOU LIKE THAT? - OH, YEAH! 107 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,445 PULL MY HAIR! 108 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,113 - GOD, YOU'RE SO DIRTY! YEAH! 109 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,548 - OH! - WHOO! 110 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,983 OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO DIRTY! 111 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,919 - [moaning loudly] 112 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,594 - ROGER REYNOLDS... 113 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:30,964 STAR OF ANOTHER POPULAR REALITY SHOW CALLED THE CATCH. 114 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:34,735 ROGER CAUSED QUITE A SCANDAL WHEN HE PROPOSED 115 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:38,739 TO NOT ONE BUT TWO WOMEN IN THE SHOW'S FINALE. 116 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,609 - YOU'RE SO SEXY. 117 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,011 MMM, I'D DATE ME IF I WASN'T ME. 118 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,581 - AND, NO, HE'S NOT MORMON, JUST INDECISIVE. 119 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:51,885 ROGER WAS ENGAGED AGAIN THREE WEEKS LATER... 120 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,153 TO TINA. 121 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,390 [Tina moaning] 122 00:05:57,925 --> 00:06:02,029 - BUT THEY'RE NO LONGER TOGETHER. 123 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,497 BEBE-- 124 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:07,468 NO LAST NAME, JUST BEBE. 125 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,503 SHE'S OUR RESIDENT PARTY GIRL-- 126 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:13,641 MOUTHY, OBNOXIOUS, AND RARELY SOBER-- 127 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,510 IN OTHER WORDS, A HERO TO MILLIONS... 128 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:17,778 WITH MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS 129 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:21,782 THAN CHARLIE SHEEN AND ASHTON K COMBINED. 130 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,818 [both moaning] 131 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,968 - AND ALSO THE REASON WHY TINA AND ROGER 132 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,936 ARE NO LONGER AN ITEM. 133 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,774 [Bebe moaning] 134 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,176 - HI. COME HERE. 135 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,679 WHAT? 136 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,213 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 137 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,683 - PECS--TRAINER TO THE STARS 138 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:59,687 AND HALF OF THE WORLD'S MOST PASSIONATE LOVE STORY-- 139 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,589 THE OTHER HALF BEING HIMSELF. 140 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:04,592 - LET'S GO OUT THERE AND BE THE ADONIS GOD MADE YOU TO BE. 141 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,830 BOOK'S ALREADY FLYING OFF THE SHELF. 142 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,232 WORKOUT VIDEO'S COMING NEXT. 143 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,667 [grunts] 144 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:17,070 AFTER THIS SHOW, WORLD DOMINATION. 145 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,707 [inhales deeply] THAT'S YOU, PECS. 146 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,576 THAT'S YOU, PECS. 147 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:25,613 OWN IT. OWN IT. 148 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,947 - [chuckles] 149 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,117 AND THERE'S A LONG WAITING LIST FOR PECS' SERVICES, 150 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,853 KNOWN AS CELEBRITY BOOT CAMP... 151 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:36,256 [both moaning] 152 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,592 - YEAH! 153 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,862 - BECAUSE HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS KILLER WORKOUT, 154 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,866 BOUND TO GET ANY HOLLYWOOD STARLET BACK IN SHAPE. 155 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,902 [both moaning] 156 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,739 - YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 157 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,874 - STAY RIGHT THERE. 158 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,643 STAY RIGHT THERE. 159 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,748 - WHA--WHAT THE FUCK? - STAY RIGHT THERE. 160 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:02,616 OH, BABE, NO OTHER CHOICE. GOTTA MAKE IT GO QUICK. 161 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:06,019 - NO, IT'S NOT. - OH, I SWEAR TO GOD. 162 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,156 - AND FINALLY, ANGEL TOMLIN, 163 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,659 THE SERIOUS ACTRESS... 164 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,760 THE ARTIST... 165 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,161 WITH THE SINGLE-MINDED GOAL 166 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,764 TO WIN AN OSCAR BEFORE SHE TURNS 30. 167 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,566 [chuckles] SHE HAS A WAY TO GO. 168 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,634 HER LAST CREDIT WAS EAT AND RUN-- 169 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,636 A DIRECT-TO-DVD ZOMBIE MOVIE 170 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,973 THAT YOU MAY HAVE HAD THE GOOD FORTUNE TO MISS. 171 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,642 SO SHE'S A LITTLE BIT ANXIOUS TO UP HER GAME. 172 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,177 - OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PICKED ME. 173 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,913 I WANT TO THANK THE ACADEMY, 174 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:36,316 THANK MY MOM, MY DAD, MY SISTER. 175 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,851 THANK YOU, GOD. 176 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:42,189 - AND TO DO THAT, AN ACTRESS' FIRST PRIORITY 177 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:46,927 MUST BE GETTING BACK INTO TIP-TOP SHAPE. 178 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:51,064 [both moaning] 179 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,332 - OH, YEAH. - OH! 180 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,067 - YEAH, STAY RIGHT THERE. 181 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,570 GOD, YEAH, PERFECT. 182 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,071 - YOU GOT ALL THAT? 183 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:02,810 GOOD, BECAUSE THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HEAT UP 184 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,245 IN THE HOT HOUSE. 185 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,352 - ALL I'M SAYING IS, LIKE, 186 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,221 IF YOU WANT TO POISON YOUR TEETH, THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD, 187 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,223 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S SOMETHING THAT YOU NEED TO BE DOING. 188 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,191 - EVEN IF I'M DEAD, MY TEETH WILL STILL BE WHITE, SO... 189 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,594 - NO, IT'S UNHEALTHY, OKAY? - YO, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? 190 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,195 YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN GAVE YOU A TASTE OF THIS. 191 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,430 LOOK AT THESE ABS. 192 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,365 GO GET YOUR DIRTY-ASS SHEETS AND PUT THEM ON THIS WASHBOARD. 193 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:29,937 - OH, MY GOD. YOUR ABS CAN'T GIVE ME A FUCKING ORGASM, OKAY? 194 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,004 I'M SO SORRY, PECS, 195 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,707 BUT A MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA'S HUNG BIGGER THAN YOU. 196 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,275 - I HEAR MUSCLE DUDES TEND TO OVERCOMPENSATE 197 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,344 FOR OTHER SHORTCOMINGS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 198 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:40,781 - STAY OUT OF IT, BOGUS JONAS. 199 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,982 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL JUST CALM DOWN. 200 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,852 - OH, LOOK WHO WANTS TO BE MR. FUCKING UNITED NATIONS NOW 201 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,754 AND TRY TO GET EVERYBODY TO MAKE PEACE. 202 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,255 - WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? 203 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,257 - WE ALL KNOW THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE DOING THIS SHOW 204 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,125 IS 'CAUSE AMERICA THINKS YOU'RE A DOUCHE 205 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,127 FOR BREAKING THE HEARTS OF THOSE TWO CHICKS 206 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,863 ON THAT DUMB-FUCK SHOW YOU WERE IN, 207 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,398 AND NOW YOU WANT TO REDEEM YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS. 208 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,001 - YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 209 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,103 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A BITCH? 210 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:07,007 - I'M FROM THE BRONX. THIS IS ACTUALLY ME BEING NICE. 211 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,409 - WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GIVING ROGER A HARD TIME? 212 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,745 YOU SWEAR, LIKE, YOU'RE HERE FOR SOME NOBLE REASON. 213 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,981 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR 15 MINUTES. 214 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,115 - WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT HERE 215 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:18,852 HAWKING THOSE NASTY BEAUTY CREAMS LIKE LAME-ASS TINA. 216 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:22,122 - WHERE IS SHE, BY THE WAY? - HOGGING THE JACUZZI AS USUAL. 217 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,758 I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO SOAK. 218 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,226 MY BACK'S KILLING ME. 219 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,728 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME ON IT. 220 00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,396 - [laughs] 221 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,164 - YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND TINA REALLY PISS ME OFF. 222 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,033 YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO BE FAMOUS, 223 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,435 YOU'LL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. 224 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,038 - WHAT MAKES YOU SO FUCKING SPECIAL? 225 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,008 - I AM AN ACTRESS. 226 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,442 - HMM. YOU CALL WHAT YOU DO A SKILL, HUH? 227 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,510 - YEAH. - YEAH. 228 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:47,314 [laughs] YOU GOT EATEN BY FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES... 229 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,049 - ONE TIME. - BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS 230 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,785 OF A CRAPPY, LOW-BUDGET FILM. - OKAY, ONE TIME. ONCE. 231 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,788 - NOT--NOT EXACTLY MERYL FUCKING STREEP. 232 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,957 - THE DIRECTOR WAS A HACK. 233 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,459 OKAY, YOU SHOULD SEE THE MOVIE I DID ON LIFETIME. 234 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,795 I PLAYED A CHEERLEADER WITH TOURETTE'S. 235 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,030 PEOPLE WEPT. 236 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:05,398 - I'M SURE THEY FUCKING DID. [scoffs] 237 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,633 - YO, LET'S GET BACK TO ME, ANYWAY. 238 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,736 I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY MAKING FUN OF MY MAN HOOD IN HERE. 239 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,237 - DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. 240 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,438 - I'M WARNING YOU, ASSWIPE. 241 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:14,341 - HEY, EVERYBODY JUST NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL, ALL RIGHT? 242 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,944 WE TOTALLY NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM BEING STUCK IN HERE. 243 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,311 WHY DON'T WE ASK THE PRODUCERS 244 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,980 AND SEE IF WE CAN GET A NIGHT OFF? 245 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,314 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK, MAN. 246 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,283 WE ALL SIGNED CONTRACTS. - I KNOW. 247 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,885 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT THE POINT-- YOU KNOW, US FIGHTING? 248 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,253 REALITY TV 101. 249 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,221 - OH, MY GOD. 250 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,826 I HAVEN'T EVEN TWEETED SOMETHING IN, LIKE, FOUR DAYS. 251 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,494 I'M GOING THROUGH FUCKING WITHDRAWALS. 252 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,229 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN NEED THIS SHIT. 253 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,264 I GOT A WORKOUT BOOK 254 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,833 ON THE NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER LIST. 255 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,268 - OH, THAT'S IT. 256 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,236 I AM JUST GONNA KILL FUCKING TINA 257 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,806 IF SHE DOESN'T GET OUT OF THE FUCKING JACUZZI. 258 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,841 - REALLY, DOES EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH 259 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,143 HAVE TO BE "FUCK"? 260 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,380 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE SO RIGHT. 261 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,384 I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT TALKING MORE... 262 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,852 LADYLIKE. 263 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,754 - THANK YOU. 264 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,856 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 265 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,125 OH, AND FUCK YOU! 266 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,359 FUCK YOU! 267 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,560 - THERE SHE IS. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 268 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:11,264 I'M GONNA GO SEE--JUST LET TINA KNOW HER TIME'S UP, OKAY? 269 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,966 ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM YOU. 270 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,201 - OH. 271 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,236 OH, YOU FUCKING BETTER WATCH IT, BITCH. 272 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:19,072 - YO, YOU SEE THAT ASS? 273 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,508 MY WORKOUT MADE THAT ASS. - NICE. 274 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,811 - WILL YOU GIVE THE SELF-PROMOTION A BREAK, MAN? 275 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,245 - YO, AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A SEX TAPE 276 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,246 SO I COULD BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME. 277 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,148 - THE IDEA OF YOUR NEEDLE DICK IN HIGH DEF-- 278 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,183 THE WORLD THANKS YOU. - OH. 279 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,252 - I COULD COLLAPSE YOUR WINDPIPE RIGHT NOW, 280 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,420 AND YOU'D NEVER SING ANOTHER NOTE. 281 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,521 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO WOULD CARE? 282 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,923 NO ONE! 283 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,290 - COME ON. PECS, COME ON, MAN. 284 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,292 FUCKING MEATHEAD, DUDE-- ROID RAGE. 285 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,094 CALM DOWN, SON. 286 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,296 - OH, MY GOD! AAH! 287 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,432 IN HERE! 288 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,168 - WHAT THE FUCK? - ANGEL. 289 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,570 - GET IN HERE NOW! 290 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,041 GET IN HERE! 291 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,177 - YOU OKAY? 292 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,813 - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 293 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,149 - WHOA. 294 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,185 SORRY, GUYS. I THOUGHT MY SANDAL... 295 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,920 - WHAT THE FUCK'S WRONG WITH TINA? 296 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,256 DID SHE FUCKING DROWN IN THERE? 297 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,925 [scoffs] IS SHE-- IS SHE OKAY? 298 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,962 - DOES SHE LOOK OKAY, MORON? 299 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,331 - YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO GET OUT HERE, OKAY? 300 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,900 SOMETHING'S SERIOUSLY WRONG. 301 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,068 DO YOU HEAR ME? 302 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,203 SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL 911. 303 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:26,473 - OKAY, DUDES, DUDES... 304 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,075 [whispering] I THINK SHE'S DEAD. 305 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,476 - [mockingly] NO FUCKING WAY! 306 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,911 - MAYBE THEY'RE SCREWING WITH US, 307 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,212 AND THIS IS JUST PART OF THE SHOW. 308 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,413 - DUDE, THIS IS SOME SICK, TWISTED SHIT. 309 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,349 - NO, SHE'S NOT FUCKING AROUND. I THINK SHE'S REALLY DEAD. 310 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,218 - WHAT DO WE DO? 311 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,619 - I MEAN, THEY GOT CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. 312 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,622 THEY GOT TO BE WATCHING US FROM THE CONTROL ROOM. 313 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,924 LET'S GO. 314 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,298 HELLO? - HEY, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! 315 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,966 - IS THIS A JOKE? YOU GUYS ARE SICK. 316 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,501 - HEY, WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND. - SOMEBODY'S FUCKING DEAD. 317 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:57,237 - HEY, WE'RE NOT FUCKING AROUND. - HELLO? 318 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,272 - [sighs] 319 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,914 - MAYBE THEY LEFT. 320 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:17,157 [Pecs grunting] 321 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,402 - ANY LUCK? - THEY'RE NOT ANSWERING. 322 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,004 - MAYBE WE'RE JUST GETTING PUNK'D. 323 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,539 - YEAH, MAYBE IT'S JUST KIND OF, LIKE, A WAX LOOK-ALIKE 324 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,373 OF TINA OR SOMETHING. 325 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,675 - WHAT ARE YOU TWO, FUCKING IDIOTS? 326 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,145 THAT WAS TINA, AND SHE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY DEAD. 327 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,679 - SO YOU'RE SAYING SOMEONE ELECTROCUTED HER ON PURPOSE? 328 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,780 - NO, I'M JUST SAYING 329 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,683 THAT I THINK THAT PECS ELECTROCUTED HER ON PURPOSE. 330 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,685 - ME? WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 331 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,886 - BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE OF US 332 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,023 THAT DIDN'T LET YOU FUCK HER, AND YOU HATED HER FOR IT. 333 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,158 - OH, YEAH? WHAT ABOUT YOU? 334 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,692 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 335 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,294 - WHEN YOU SAT RIGHT THERE AND SAID YOU WERE GONNA KILL HER. 336 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,696 - HEY, HE'S RIGHT, AND YOU HAD TIME TO DO IT 337 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,432 AFTER THE CONFESSIONAL BEFORE YOU GOT BACK IN HERE. 338 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,701 - YOU THINK IF I REALLY WAS GONNA KILL HER, 339 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,204 I WOULD SIT HERE AND ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYBODY? 340 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,706 - HEY, NOBODY SAID YOU WERE A SMART SERIAL KILLER. 341 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,310 - OH! I'M NOT THE ONE WITH A CRIMINAL RECORD, OKAY? 342 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,378 THAT'S YOU! 343 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,712 FUCKING KLEPTO! 344 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:16,049 - OKAY, FIRST, I DIDN'T STEAL THAT NECKLACE. 345 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,450 I THOUGHT THEY GAVE IT TO ME. 346 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:21,188 SECOND, KLEPTO, AS YOU SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT, 347 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,323 DOES NOT MEAN KILLER. 348 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,293 AND THIRD, I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH TINA. 349 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,095 - YOU WERE JUST BAD-MOUTHING HER A FEW MINUTES AGO. 350 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,131 - YEAH, BEFORE I KNEW SHE WAS DEAD. 351 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,000 WHAT ABOUT ROGER, HMM? 352 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,467 - HE'S THE ONE WITH THE MOTIVE. 353 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,137 - ME? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 354 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,172 THIS TASTES WEIRD. 355 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,474 - WE ALL KNOW HOW BADLY IT ENDED BETWEEN YOU TWO 356 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,710 WHEN SHE CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH BEBE. 357 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,711 - I NEVER TOUCHED HER. 358 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,679 I WAS STILL IN LOVE WITH TINA. 359 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,049 I NEVER FORGAVE MYSELF FOR CHEATING. 360 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,219 I TOLD BEBE THAT I LOVED TINA, 361 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,621 SO MAYBE SHE GOT RID OF HER SO SHE COULD HAVE ME FOR HERSELF. 362 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,622 - OH, MY GOD. 363 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,257 ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? - YEAH. 364 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,326 - YOU SHOULD GET OVER YOURSELF. YOU'RE A LOSER. 365 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,494 AND I BARELY REMEMBER THE ONE TIME WE FUCKED, 366 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,096 'CAUSE I WAS PASSED OUT! 367 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,764 - YOU STUPID LITTLE DWARF! 368 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,367 BITCH! - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HUH? 369 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,668 - HEY. 370 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,205 YOU OKAY? 371 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,107 - WHAT THE FUCK? - ROGER? 372 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,276 - DUDE, HE'S--HE'S HAVING SOME KIND OF SEIZURE, MAN. 373 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,344 OH, SHIT! 374 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,345 ROGER! 375 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,779 - AAH! 376 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,648 - OH, SHUT UP, ANGEL! THIS ISN'T ONE OF YOUR MOVIES! 377 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,750 GIVE IT A REST! - HOLY SHIT. 378 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,352 - WHAT THE FUCK? 379 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,255 - MAYBE SOMEONE... 380 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:31,258 POISONED HIS TOOTH WHITENER. 381 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,126 REMEMBER HOW HE SAID IT TASTED WEIRD? 382 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,494 - YO, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. 383 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,129 I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 384 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,397 - CONTROL ROOM'S THE ONLY WAY OUT. 385 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,398 - THEN LET'S BEAT DOWN THE DOOR 386 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,267 AND SEE WHAT THESE FUCKING MANIACS ARE UP TO. 387 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,404 YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS? I'M COMING FOR YOU! 388 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,439 FUCK THIS! 389 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,413 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! 390 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,148 I'LL EAT THROUGH THIS SHIT! 391 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,050 OPEN UP! 392 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,154 OPEN THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR... 393 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,255 NOW! 394 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,292 OPEN UP THE DOOR! 395 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,427 I'M THE WRONG ONE TO FUCK WITH, I'M TELLING YOU! 396 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,296 - IT'S NO USE, PECS. 397 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,464 COME ON, THE DOOR'S MADE OF STEEL. 398 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,836 - AND WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO-- SING THEM A FUCKING TUNE? 399 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,706 - THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF EMERGENCY EXIT OR SOMETHING. 400 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,574 - LISTEN, WE NEED TO SPLIT UP AND SEARCH THIS PLACE. 401 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,742 THEY PROBABLY FORGOT TO LOCK SOMETHING UP. 402 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,844 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PLEASE, LET'S NOT SPLIT UP. 403 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,180 WHAT IF ONE OF US IS THE KILLER? - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 404 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,183 HOW COULD ONE OF US DO ALL THIS WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING? 405 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,684 IT'S PROBABLY SOME PSYCHO FAN. 406 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,386 YOU KNOW WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT. 407 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,455 - HE'S RIGHT. THE LONGER WE'RE HERE, THE MORE EXPOSED WE ARE. 408 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,190 BEBE, YOU GO CHECK THE BEDROOMS WITH PECS. 409 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,591 ANGEL AND I CAN START IN THE DAYROOM. 410 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,227 - YEAH, LET'S GO. 411 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,234 - COMING? - [scoffs] 412 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,743 - HEY, DON'T WORRY. 413 00:17:56,776 --> 00:18:01,348 I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 414 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,483 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WHAT? 415 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:04,884 I WAS FEELING SOMETHING BETWEEN US. 416 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,653 - OH, MY GO-- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 417 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,189 NOW? WITH A MAD KILLER ON THE LOOSE? 418 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,224 [groans angrily] - YOU WERE GIVING ME THIS LOOK, 419 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,759 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE-- - MY GOD! 420 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,628 YOU ARE AN EVEN BIGGER LOSER THAN EVERYONE SAYS YOU ARE. 421 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,464 - DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY. - [groans angrily] 422 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,398 - HEY, COME-- 423 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,633 STOP, STOP. - LET GO! YOU'RE HURTING ME. 424 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,502 - OKAY, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. 425 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,371 IT'S JUST I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT THE OTHERS THINK ABOUT ME, 426 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,905 BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE WE HAD SOMETHING. 427 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,507 SO, I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 428 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,908 THAT'S IT. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 429 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,544 COME ON. - WAIT. 430 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,383 LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE "LOSER" COMMENT. 431 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,918 YOU'RE NOT A LOSER AT ALL. 432 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,389 I'M JUST SCARED. I MEAN... 433 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,825 HONESTLY, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON HERE I CAN TRUST. 434 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,330 - OH! 435 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,466 [both moaning] 436 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,593 [Angel moaning loudly] 437 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,917 - FUCK. 438 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,392 - FIND ANYTHING? 439 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,901 FUCKING LUCKY. 440 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,670 LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT. 441 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,914 HEY, WHERE'S ANGEL? 442 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,048 - I DON'T KNOW. 443 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,783 WE FINISHED LOOKING AROUND, 444 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,652 AND THEN SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM FOR A MINUTE, 445 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,387 AND SHE--SHE DIDN'T COME BACK. 446 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,290 I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED. - YEAH? 447 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,526 WHAT WAS THIS DOING IN YOUR ROOM, HUH? 448 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:00,660 - OH... [chuckles] 449 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,529 THAT'S JUST-- - WHERE IS SHE, LUCKY? 450 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,397 - HEY, MAN, IT WASN'T ME! I TOLD YOU! 451 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,698 I SAID I DON'T KNOW! 452 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,500 - ANGEL! - YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN. 453 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,877 JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING HORROR FILM SHE DID. 454 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,613 GUYS, GET IN HERE! 455 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,981 NOW! 456 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,852 SHE'S DEAD. 457 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,086 LUCKY FUCKING STABBED HER! 458 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,688 - WHAT? NO! I DIDN'T DO THAT! 459 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:29,956 - HEY, WE SEARCHED THE WHOLE HOUSE! 460 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,558 IT HAD TO BE YOU! - NO, NO, NO, NO. 461 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,560 - YOU LOW-LIFE PIECE OF SHIT! - IT WASN'T ME, PECS! 462 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:34,994 - THIS TIME I'M REALLY GONNA CRUSH YOU. 463 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,829 MOTHERFUCKER. 464 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,440 - PIECE OF SHIT. 465 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,975 - GET UP. 466 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,083 - YOU KILLED HIM! 467 00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,452 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 468 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,355 - DON'T GET ANY FUCKING CLOSER! 469 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,125 - HE WAS... 470 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,727 HE WAS--HE WAS CHOKING ME TO DEATH. 471 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,362 [stammers] IT WAS JUST SELF-DEFENSE. 472 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,999 HE WAS TRYING TO CHOKE ME TO DEATH. 473 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,734 - YEAH. 474 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:18,605 - IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. 475 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,006 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 476 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,741 THAT'S NOT A REAL GUN. 477 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,909 [gun clicks] 478 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,745 THEY WOULDN'T LET ME BRING A REAL GUN INTO THIS HOUSE. 479 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:29,148 LET'S--LET'S CALM DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY? 480 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,152 COME ON, IT'S NOT--IT'S NOT ME. - WE'RE THE ONLY TWO LEFT. 481 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,522 IT HAD TO BE YOU. 482 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,582 [exhales sharply] 483 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:46,693 HEY. HEY. 484 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,927 HEY. 485 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:50,697 HEY. 486 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,500 HEY. 487 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,704 HEY. OH! 488 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:01,240 - NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE IT-- 489 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,777 THE BRONX BITCH CRYING. 490 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,113 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE--YOU'RE DEAD. 491 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,849 [laughs] - PRETTY CONVINCING, HUH? 492 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,885 A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED ON KNIFE TO THE HEART. 493 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:16,823 - WHAT THE...? 494 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:19,692 - THIS ONE, THOUGH... 495 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:22,128 - UH... - NOT A PROP. 496 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,263 THIS ONE'S THE REAL DEAL. 497 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,134 - OKAY, OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON? 498 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,136 - ACTING WASN'T THE ONLY SKILL I LEARNED 499 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,138 SHOOTING HORROR MOVIES. 500 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:36,609 THE MAKEUP GUYS TAUGHT ME TO USE FAKE BLOOD AND STUFF... 501 00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,745 SO I LOOK SUPER DEAD. 502 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:43,883 - OH. OKAY. 503 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,251 OKAY. 504 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:47,153 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS? 505 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,055 - OH, THAT'S ALL TOTALLY REAL. 506 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:50,623 LOOK... 507 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,659 I'LL SHOW YOU. 508 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,196 THERE'S ME TAKING CARE OF TINA. 509 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,965 [chuckles] 510 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:02,134 [electricity crackling] 511 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,905 AND THAT'S ME FUCKING ROGER. 512 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:10,743 I-I KNOW. I KNOW. HE'S SUCH A PRICK, BUT... 513 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:13,179 MMM, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 514 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:16,883 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT BEBE, I HAVE ONE ROCKIN' BOD. 515 00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,051 LOOK AT ME! 516 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:22,622 LOOK AT ME. 517 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,757 NOT AN OUNCE OF BODY FAT. 518 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,325 [moaning loudly] 519 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,661 THOSE BREASTS ARE ALL-NATURAL. 520 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:33,199 THAT IS 100% PURE FUCKING PERFECTION! 521 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,804 OOH, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT FOR IT. 522 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:41,674 HERE COMES THE GOOD PART. 523 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:44,811 - AH! - WATCH THIS. 524 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:45,945 [chuckles] 525 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:50,683 I PUT POISON ON HIS TEETH WHITENER. 526 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,085 THAT VAIN PRICK MADE IT SO EASY. 527 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,320 AM I GOOD OR WHAT? 528 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,689 - OH. - HUH? 529 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,727 THE SAME POISON I USED TO TAKE OUT THE CREW. 530 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,833 HEY, GUYS, I WAS BORED, AND I FIGURED YOU MIGHT BE, TOO, 531 00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:10,069 SO I MADE SOME BROWNIES-- MY GRANDMA'S SECRET RECIPE. 532 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,270 ENJOY. 533 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:12,739 I'M SO IN THE MOMENT THERE. 534 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:14,841 AM I GOOD OR WHAT? 535 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,709 - OH. - HUH? 536 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,377 - WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS? 537 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,079 - YOU WERE RIGHT. 538 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:24,717 ACTING WAS NEVER GOING TO GET ME BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT. 539 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,720 BUT CRAWLING OUT OF THIS... 540 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:31,390 THE SOLE SURVIVOR OF A BRUTAL SERIAL KILLER RAMPAGING 541 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:34,260 THROUGH THE SET OF A REALITY SHOW-- 542 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,128 NOW, THAT'S WHAT MAKES HEADLINES. 543 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,730 - YEAH? 544 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,133 NOBODY EVER IS GONNA FUCKING BELIEVE YOU. 545 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,402 - [chuckles] SURE THEY WILL. 546 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,137 ALL I HAVE TO DO... - NO. 547 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:47,406 - IS DESTROY THE FOOTAGE, 548 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:52,011 AND LIKE I SAID, BE THE SOLE SURVIVOR. 549 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:55,147 - OH, F--NO. 550 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,283 [exhales deeply] BEBE... 551 00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,419 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE... 552 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,621 IT ISN'T ALWAYS ABOUT YOU? 553 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,163 I'M COMING TO KILL YOU, BITCH! 554 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,766 GET BACK HERE! GET BACK HERE! 555 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,301 GET BACK HERE! GET BACK HERE! 556 00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,780 - YOU FUCKING CRAZY BITCH! 557 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:33,285 FUCK YOU. 558 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,721 - GET OFF ME! 559 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:37,890 WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY? 560 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:42,461 STOP FIGHTING ME, BEBE! 561 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,331 AFTER THIS, YOU'LL BE MORE FAMOUS THAN EVER. 562 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,900 YOU JUST WON'T BE AROUND TO ENJOY ALL THE PERKS. 563 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,169 - CRAZY-- 564 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:56,308 - WHAT? 565 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,945 [both screaming wildly] 566 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,012 - YOU BITCH! 567 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:02,181 - GET OFF ME. FUCKING BITCH. 568 00:28:02,214 --> 00:28:03,783 - YOU--YOU'RE A BITCH. 569 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,218 - NO. 570 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,354 STOP IT! NO, NO. - YEAH. 571 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,723 YEAH, BITCH. - STOP IT! 572 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,224 GET OFF ME. - FUCKING BITCH. 573 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,493 HA HA. - AAH! NOT THE FACE! 574 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,797 [sizzling] [Angel screaming] 575 00:28:26,773 --> 00:28:29,375 - LIKE I SAID, BITCH... 576 00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:31,377 I'M FROM THE BRONX. 577 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:34,380 AND THAT WAS JUST ME BEING NICE. 578 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,249 [snorts, spits] 579 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:40,119 - ANGEL WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING. 580 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,255 BEBE IS ABOUT TO BECOME MORE FAMOUS THAN EVER 581 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,992 NOW THAT SHE HAS STOLEN ANGEL'S JUICY ROLE 582 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:49,128 AS THE LONE SURVIVOR OF A CRAZED KILLER. 583 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,998 AS FOR ANGEL, WELL... 584 00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:55,001 SHE'S LEARNED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FAME AND INFAMY. 585 00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:57,403 LIFE IS SUCH A BITCH THAT WAY. 586 00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,006 THERE'S ALREADY A FILM ABOUT HER IN THE WORKS, 587 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,876 AND RUMOR HAS IT NATALIE PORTMAN IS READY TO KILL FOR THE PART. 588 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:06,012 PERHAPS SHE'LL GET ANOTHER OSCAR, 589 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:10,049 OR MAYBE THAT HONOR WILL GO TO HER MAKEUP ARTIST. 590 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,297 - * MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME 591 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,299 * I WANT IT, I WANT IT 592 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:31,437 * IT'S HARD TO HIDE WHEN THE PAPARAZZI'S FOLLOWING ME * 593 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:34,173 * SO I JUST SMILE WITH THE CAMERAS FLASHING * 594 00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:35,574 * SO I CAN'T SEE 595 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,576 * I WANT TO SHUT DOWN THE STORES * 596 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,046 * SO I CAN SHOP ALL ALONE 597 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,050 * PUT MY NAME ON SOME CLOTHES THAT I CAN SELL AS MY OWN * 598 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:46,052 * MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME 599 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:48,054 * I WANT IT, I WANT IT 600 00:29:48,087 --> 00:29:50,289 * MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME 601 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:52,358 * I WANT IT, I WANT IT 602 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:58,931 [electricity buzzes] - KILL, LUBU, KILL. 603 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,967 GOOD, FISH. 42963

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