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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,236 --> 00:00:09,151 [LOVIN' SPOONFUL'S "DAYDREAM"] 2 00:00:09,154 --> 00:00:10,857 d d 3 00:00:10,859 --> 00:00:15,274 d What a day for a daydream d 4 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:19,357 d What a day for a daydreamin' boy d 5 00:00:19,359 --> 00:00:23,857 d And I'm lost in a daydream d 6 00:00:23,859 --> 00:00:27,899 d Dreamin' about my bundle of joy d 7 00:00:27,901 --> 00:00:32,232 d And even if time ain't really on my side d 8 00:00:32,234 --> 00:00:35,398 d It's one of those days for takin' a walk outs... d 9 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,732 [MUSIC STOPS] 10 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:39,232 - I think I got it. - Did you get it? 11 00:00:39,234 --> 00:00:41,232 - Yes. - Oh, let me see. 12 00:00:41,234 --> 00:00:42,357 Is it a good one? 13 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:43,873 - Let me see. - I think. 14 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:45,899 Did you like it? It's kicky, right? 15 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:47,232 It's like... It was kind of kicky. 16 00:00:47,234 --> 00:00:48,565 - It's unexpected. - Is that good? 17 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:50,149 - Oh, no, that's good. - Yeah. 18 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,322 - Oh, that's good. - Good. 19 00:00:51,325 --> 00:00:53,273 - Let's do it. Okay. - Good work, honey. 20 00:00:53,276 --> 00:00:54,274 Okay. 21 00:00:54,276 --> 00:00:57,316 [CHEERFUL RUSTIC MUSIC] 22 00:00:57,318 --> 00:01:03,024 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 23 00:01:03,026 --> 00:01:04,066 Okay. 24 00:01:04,068 --> 00:01:05,478 I've got this. I've got it. 25 00:01:05,481 --> 00:01:08,564 - Okay. - Just stay put. 26 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:15,734 d d 27 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:18,567 [SIGHS] 28 00:01:25,901 --> 00:01:27,984 [CANS RATTLING] 29 00:01:28,942 --> 00:01:31,107 - Yup. - Hi. 30 00:01:31,109 --> 00:01:32,523 I'm Kathryn McSorley-Jodell. 31 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,940 My husband, Walt Jodell, and I are checking in. 32 00:01:34,942 --> 00:01:37,149 Party of nine... Eight adults, one child... 33 00:01:37,151 --> 00:01:38,857 Four nights at the Groupon rate. 34 00:01:38,859 --> 00:01:40,274 Oh, yeah. 35 00:01:40,276 --> 00:01:41,440 Hey, what... 36 00:01:41,442 --> 00:01:43,545 We weren't expecting y'all till later. 37 00:01:43,548 --> 00:01:45,690 Oh, well, it says check-in is at noon, 38 00:01:45,692 --> 00:01:47,398 and it... it's noon. 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,774 Oh, I guess it is. 40 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,107 Harry! 41 00:01:51,109 --> 00:01:55,191 Harry, honey, there... There's a white lady here. 42 00:01:55,193 --> 00:01:57,440 Ah, I see you've met my wife. 43 00:01:57,442 --> 00:01:58,815 - [SMACKS BOTTOM] - [LAUGHS] 44 00:01:58,817 --> 00:02:00,815 The only ass that slaps back. 45 00:02:00,817 --> 00:02:02,107 I'm Harry. 46 00:02:02,109 --> 00:02:04,982 I'm the propri... I run the place. 47 00:02:04,984 --> 00:02:06,191 Okay. [LAUGHS] 48 00:02:06,193 --> 00:02:08,316 I'm Kathryn McSorley-Jodell. 49 00:02:08,318 --> 00:02:11,024 My husband, Walt Jodell, and I are checking in. 50 00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:13,147 Party of nine... Eight adults, one kid... 51 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:14,732 Four nights at the Groupon rate. 52 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:17,565 All right, great. Well, we're all ready for you. 53 00:02:17,567 --> 00:02:18,940 I got your tent set up. 54 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,316 The bathroom is clearly located. 55 00:02:20,318 --> 00:02:22,398 It's got a big ole sign that says "El Bano." 56 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,149 - Okay. - Now, the hot water here 57 00:02:24,151 --> 00:02:25,842 is a little touch-and-go, so you want me 58 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,301 to boil you a bath, you come up here. 59 00:02:28,304 --> 00:02:29,302 You knock on the door. 60 00:02:29,305 --> 00:02:30,444 Give me four hours' notice. 61 00:02:30,447 --> 00:02:32,732 I'm gonna take great care of you. 62 00:02:32,734 --> 00:02:34,732 Am I an alligator? 63 00:02:34,734 --> 00:02:36,692 I don't know what you are. 64 00:02:38,484 --> 00:02:40,523 Oh, uh... [BABBLES] 65 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:43,232 Um, uh, I was in "Children of a Lesser God" 66 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:44,316 and "The Doctor." 67 00:02:44,318 --> 00:02:46,690 Um, "Damages" season two. 68 00:02:46,692 --> 00:02:49,357 Um, do you want me to sign anything? 69 00:02:49,359 --> 00:02:51,357 A waiver, a photo release? 70 00:02:51,359 --> 00:02:52,857 Not unless you're famous. 71 00:02:52,859 --> 00:02:55,024 Are you? Are you... you famous? 72 00:02:55,026 --> 00:02:56,565 'Cause we don't watch much TV. 73 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:58,648 I have a fairly popular Instagram account. 74 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:01,023 Maybe... maybe you recognize me from that. 75 00:03:01,026 --> 00:03:03,774 It's cresting 11,000 followers. 76 00:03:03,776 --> 00:03:05,523 Yeah. 77 00:03:05,525 --> 00:03:07,398 It's mostly for other working moms 78 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,149 and women living with chronic pain. 79 00:03:10,151 --> 00:03:11,857 - Eh, you might have missed it. - Great. 80 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,440 Well, you're gonna need a pellet gun in case of bears. 81 00:03:14,442 --> 00:03:16,024 - Be... bears? - Yeah. 82 00:03:16,026 --> 00:03:17,774 - Li... live bears? - Look, 83 00:03:17,776 --> 00:03:19,107 we hardly ever see 'em. 84 00:03:19,109 --> 00:03:20,899 It's just to scare 'em away. 85 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,316 - Nan, pass Daddy her piece. - No, no. 86 00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:25,774 We don't believe in guns. 87 00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:28,066 - Nope, um... - Oh. 88 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,857 Oh, you don't believe in guns. 89 00:03:29,859 --> 00:03:31,944 Like, you don't think they exist? 90 00:03:31,947 --> 00:03:33,101 Because they do exist. 91 00:03:33,104 --> 00:03:35,066 I mean, I-I'm holding one right here. 92 00:03:35,068 --> 00:03:36,241 [LAUGHS] 93 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:37,815 [LAUGHS] 94 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,232 Um, no. 95 00:03:39,234 --> 00:03:41,024 We don't like them, and we have a child. 96 00:03:41,026 --> 00:03:42,482 So we're good. Thank you. 97 00:03:42,484 --> 00:03:44,316 Listen, they're just BBs. They're harmless. 98 00:03:44,318 --> 00:03:46,482 Check this out. Nan? 99 00:03:46,484 --> 00:03:48,609 You're gonna like this. 100 00:03:49,885 --> 00:03:50,925 - [BB GUN FIRES] - [GRUNTS] 101 00:03:50,928 --> 00:03:52,703 - [GASPS] - [GRUNTS] 102 00:03:52,706 --> 00:03:54,665 [INHALES SHARPLY] See? 103 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:57,859 Not so bad at all, huh? 104 00:04:00,609 --> 00:04:01,933 Perhaps you could just point me 105 00:04:01,936 --> 00:04:03,434 in the direction of the camp. 106 00:04:03,437 --> 00:04:04,899 It'd be my great honor. 107 00:04:04,901 --> 00:04:07,774 - Right on down that road. - Okay. 108 00:04:07,776 --> 00:04:09,690 - Okay. - Nice meeting you. 109 00:04:09,692 --> 00:04:10,982 All righty. 110 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:13,982 [CHEERFUL MUSIC] 111 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:21,109 d d 112 00:04:36,942 --> 00:04:38,650 [GRUNTS] 113 00:04:40,984 --> 00:04:42,023 Whoo! 114 00:04:42,026 --> 00:04:43,523 That's the last. 115 00:04:43,525 --> 00:04:44,982 My God, where have you been? 116 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,648 I would say it is more than 1/3 of a mile 117 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:47,940 back to the car. 118 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:49,482 I'm not exactly Google Maps over here. 119 00:04:49,484 --> 00:04:51,176 Just put this stuff down. Come on. 120 00:04:51,179 --> 00:04:52,440 - What? - I need your help getting 121 00:04:52,442 --> 00:04:54,312 some mattresses out of the other tents. 122 00:04:54,315 --> 00:04:55,726 I'm sorry, I don't understand 123 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,690 - what is happening. - Come on, move, move, move. 124 00:04:57,692 --> 00:05:00,107 - You're so slow. - Slow but steady 125 00:05:00,109 --> 00:05:01,774 - wins the race. - No. 126 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:04,565 I need these mattresses for my back. 127 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:06,899 Hard surfaces wreak havoc on my pelvic floor. 128 00:05:06,901 --> 00:05:08,316 We already have our own mattresses. 129 00:05:08,318 --> 00:05:10,648 Three... one for each member of our family. 130 00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:12,690 I wouldn't call these mattresses. 131 00:05:12,692 --> 00:05:15,316 I'd call them pallets. 132 00:05:15,318 --> 00:05:18,024 What will the other people use? 133 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,815 Do you want me to have a dysfunctional pelvic floor 134 00:05:20,817 --> 00:05:22,523 the whole of your birthday weekend? 135 00:05:22,525 --> 00:05:25,254 - Is that what you want? - No. Of course not, honey. 136 00:05:25,257 --> 00:05:28,316 Well, then hurry before the others get here. 137 00:05:28,318 --> 00:05:30,149 [PANTING] 138 00:05:30,151 --> 00:05:32,732 Oh, hi, big boy. 139 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:34,690 This isn't Mommy stealing. 140 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:37,024 Seems like it is, but it's not. 141 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:38,732 Then what is it? 142 00:05:38,734 --> 00:05:41,940 It's... it's for Mommy's pelvic floor. 143 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,774 What's a pelvic floor? 144 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,523 It's the muscles in my pelvis 145 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:47,879 that control my sphincter and the opening of my vaginal... 146 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:48,899 - Orvis! Orvis! Orvis! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 147 00:05:48,901 --> 00:05:50,054 - No, no, no, no! - Oh, my! 148 00:05:50,057 --> 00:05:51,523 - It was here when I got here. - Give it to Dad. 149 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:52,982 I guess it's for the bears. 150 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:55,191 - It's just BBs. - BBs can cause 151 00:05:55,193 --> 00:05:56,815 - serious injury. - Yes. 152 00:05:56,817 --> 00:05:59,107 Christ on a cracker, do not point a gun 153 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,398 at your father. 154 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,774 - Ever. - Come on, baby boy. 155 00:06:01,776 --> 00:06:04,151 - I didn't mean to. - Come on. 156 00:06:06,692 --> 00:06:09,899 [MELLOW MUSIC] 157 00:06:09,901 --> 00:06:11,774 Whoo! Hi! 158 00:06:11,776 --> 00:06:13,398 Oh, hi, hi! 159 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,357 Oh! 160 00:06:14,359 --> 00:06:16,398 Lovely day. 161 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,857 Well, this makes Tucson look like a sack of junk. 162 00:06:19,859 --> 00:06:21,691 Carleen, I asked you to come early 163 00:06:21,694 --> 00:06:24,565 - to help me set up. - Oh, I'm sorry. 164 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:27,316 We got a little lost along the highways. 165 00:06:27,318 --> 00:06:29,232 And also along the byways. 166 00:06:29,234 --> 00:06:31,232 You know what Mom always said about you? 167 00:06:31,234 --> 00:06:34,316 You follow from the front. Confuses people. 168 00:06:34,318 --> 00:06:37,024 Oh, she must have said that when I wasn't there. 169 00:06:37,026 --> 00:06:38,565 Hey! 170 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:40,879 - Come here, Carleen. - Oh, there he is! 171 00:06:40,882 --> 00:06:43,565 - [LAUGHS] - Happy birthday, dear Walter. 172 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:44,857 [GROANS] 173 00:06:44,859 --> 00:06:46,732 Hi, Orvie. 174 00:06:46,734 --> 00:06:49,523 - Hi, Carleen. - It's just so exciting 175 00:06:49,525 --> 00:06:51,648 - you were born! - Aw, shucks. 176 00:06:51,650 --> 00:06:52,982 Okay. This is so sweet. 177 00:06:52,984 --> 00:06:54,815 I'm gonna put it away until designated 178 00:06:54,817 --> 00:06:56,607 present-opening time, okay? 179 00:06:56,609 --> 00:06:58,648 She always has a plan, my Katty. 180 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,398 Oh, she sure does. 181 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,607 These days, I can barely remember anything. 182 00:07:02,609 --> 00:07:04,607 Where's Joe? Let me guess. 183 00:07:04,609 --> 00:07:06,940 - Stuck in the office. - Oh, no, he's here. 184 00:07:06,942 --> 00:07:08,774 He's sleeping in the car. 185 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:11,398 - Long drive. - Well, I drove, actually, 186 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,607 but Joe always says it's much more tiring 187 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:15,940 for the person in the passenger seat. 188 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:17,940 Oh, good. I'll go help. 189 00:07:17,942 --> 00:07:20,274 - Hoofin' it! - Oh, they'd appreciate that 190 00:07:20,276 --> 00:07:21,648 so much! 191 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:24,191 His arms have been somewhat atrophied lately. 192 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:27,004 - Sorry, did you say "they"? - Oh, sorry. 193 00:07:27,007 --> 00:07:28,815 Sol's sleepover plans fell through 194 00:07:28,817 --> 00:07:31,066 because she brought a knife to chorus, 195 00:07:31,068 --> 00:07:33,357 - so she's with us this weekend. - No. 196 00:07:33,359 --> 00:07:35,507 Sorry, that's not gonna work for me. 197 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:36,780 Oh, come on. 198 00:07:36,783 --> 00:07:38,316 She's my stepdaughter. 199 00:07:38,318 --> 00:07:40,482 Sorry, it's no children allowed. 200 00:07:40,484 --> 00:07:42,149 You brought your child. 201 00:07:42,151 --> 00:07:43,648 Yes, because it's Walt's birthday, 202 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:45,316 so of course his child is gonna come. 203 00:07:45,318 --> 00:07:46,815 Are you insane? Should I just open it up 204 00:07:46,817 --> 00:07:49,149 - for people's dogs too? - [SIGHS] 205 00:07:49,151 --> 00:07:52,232 Well, that doesn't seem like a very fair comparison. 206 00:07:52,234 --> 00:07:54,585 [SIGHS] Have you met Sol? 207 00:07:54,588 --> 00:07:55,815 [SIGHS] 208 00:07:55,817 --> 00:07:57,149 If you hop in the car now, 209 00:07:57,151 --> 00:07:58,774 you can catch the tail end of... 210 00:07:58,776 --> 00:08:01,357 "All Things Considered." 211 00:08:01,359 --> 00:08:03,690 I mean, this must have felt sort of like a vacation, 212 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,398 nice drive. 213 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,191 Hey, what's going on, sexy sisters? 214 00:08:08,193 --> 00:08:10,024 - [SCOFFS] - Sorry, sorry. 215 00:08:10,026 --> 00:08:11,690 We had to bring Sol, and I guess 216 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,690 there isn't room, so... 217 00:08:13,692 --> 00:08:15,191 we have to head back to Tucson. 218 00:08:15,193 --> 00:08:16,565 Read the Evite top to bottom. 219 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:18,857 They weren't suggestions. 220 00:08:18,859 --> 00:08:20,857 I left your gift in the tent, Walt. 221 00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:23,440 - Oh. - It's a metal detector. 222 00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:24,676 Oh, my God. 223 00:08:24,679 --> 00:08:26,565 - [LAUGHS] - No. 224 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:28,191 Kath, no. No. 225 00:08:28,193 --> 00:08:30,357 To have Sol stay... 226 00:08:30,359 --> 00:08:32,024 is, well... 227 00:08:32,026 --> 00:08:33,857 it's my birthday wish. 228 00:08:33,859 --> 00:08:36,149 And we have an extra tent. 229 00:08:36,151 --> 00:08:38,357 What extra tent? Why? 230 00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:40,523 Because Margaret and Miguel aren't coming. 231 00:08:40,525 --> 00:08:42,982 What? No. Since when? 232 00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:44,132 - Hey. - Ah! 233 00:08:44,135 --> 00:08:45,592 [WITH GERMAN ACCENT] Welcome to the camps. 234 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:47,515 - Walt, no. - Happy birthday, old man. 235 00:08:47,518 --> 00:08:48,857 Sorry. 236 00:08:48,859 --> 00:08:50,270 - There you go. - I may be old, 237 00:08:50,273 --> 00:08:52,607 but you're tall. [GRUNTS] 238 00:08:52,609 --> 00:08:54,607 Wait, what happened to Miguel and Margaret? 239 00:08:54,609 --> 00:08:56,149 Oh, shit, nobody told you? 240 00:08:56,151 --> 00:08:58,565 Have you not spoken to Margaret? 241 00:08:58,567 --> 00:09:00,232 Well, not directly. 242 00:09:00,234 --> 00:09:01,482 She liked one of my Instagrams. 243 00:09:01,484 --> 00:09:02,742 I assume we're in a good groove. 244 00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:04,440 Oh, yeah, no, she's done. She's finished. 245 00:09:04,442 --> 00:09:06,732 She's fucking a waiter from 9021Pho. 246 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,276 It's pronounced "fuh." 247 00:09:10,524 --> 00:09:13,065 All right, which one's ours, Carleen? 248 00:09:13,068 --> 00:09:15,442 I don't know which one ours is. 249 00:09:17,037 --> 00:09:19,564 [GRUNTING] 250 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:22,899 - You got it? - Yeah. 251 00:09:22,901 --> 00:09:24,899 Oh, no, no, he's doing great. 252 00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:27,398 Show him your 30-day chip. 253 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,357 - Huh? - I left it as a tip 254 00:09:29,359 --> 00:09:31,232 at the Denny's. 255 00:09:31,234 --> 00:09:32,940 Understood. 256 00:09:32,942 --> 00:09:34,440 Carleen, I gotta say, I can't believe 257 00:09:34,442 --> 00:09:35,815 you didn't call me the minute... 258 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:38,232 The minute that you heard this information. 259 00:09:38,234 --> 00:09:39,801 Well, it's private. 260 00:09:39,804 --> 00:09:42,607 I didn't want to betray Margaret's confidence. 261 00:09:42,609 --> 00:09:43,940 - Well, that's reasonable. - That's a stupid thing 262 00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:46,066 - to say, Carleen. - Oh! Sisters. 263 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:47,732 No, I'm sorry for them, and this... 264 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:49,648 This is a tragedy for all of us, 265 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:52,066 but I hope they don't think they can not pay, 266 00:09:52,068 --> 00:09:54,551 because it's an equal split between four couples. 267 00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:57,690 And none of us want to be covering them with the economy 268 00:09:57,692 --> 00:09:59,440 such a piece of shit right now. 269 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:01,866 Oh, I think the economy's doing much better. 270 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,731 We re-mortgaged at a very good rate 271 00:10:03,734 --> 00:10:05,899 - despite Joe's credit. - Carleen, do you have 272 00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:07,981 to narrate every fucking thing, all right? 273 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:10,232 It's like living with David fucking Attenborough. 274 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,357 - [GROANS] - Oh! Joe! 275 00:10:11,359 --> 00:10:12,857 - Oh! - Oh, God, Joe. 276 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,982 Oh, this news has been hard for all of us. 277 00:10:14,984 --> 00:10:16,648 - [RETCHES] - It's fine. It's fine. 278 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,777 - I'm just a little carsick. - He's coming off drugs. 279 00:10:18,780 --> 00:10:20,601 - [GROANS] - Oh! 280 00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:21,734 Oh! 281 00:10:21,737 --> 00:10:23,481 [MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC] 282 00:10:23,484 --> 00:10:25,149 [GRUNTS] 283 00:10:25,151 --> 00:10:28,482 I can't believe Margaret didn't call me. 284 00:10:28,484 --> 00:10:30,774 I'm the person people call. People come to me. 285 00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,316 I'm their... their soft place to fall, 286 00:10:33,318 --> 00:10:34,815 their... their touchstone. 287 00:10:34,817 --> 00:10:37,523 You've been so busy planning this trip. 288 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,249 I guess she just wanted to give you 289 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:40,833 - the space to do that. - Well, yeah, I've been 290 00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:43,191 organizing it, because I'm the touchstone. 291 00:10:43,193 --> 00:10:46,026 And by the way, it is wonderful so far. 292 00:10:46,984 --> 00:10:49,066 I ate one of those nut and seed bars. 293 00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:50,690 It was nice. 294 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,274 Oh, that's bird food. 295 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,149 Congratulations, Walt. You ate bird food. 296 00:10:54,151 --> 00:10:56,151 Oh. 297 00:10:59,185 --> 00:11:01,891 I heard they didn't have much of a... 298 00:11:01,901 --> 00:11:05,107 sexual dynamic either. 299 00:11:05,109 --> 00:11:06,984 Miguel and Margaret. 300 00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,523 You know... 301 00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:13,151 It's never too late. 302 00:11:14,193 --> 00:11:15,774 Hello, mis amigos. 303 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,149 [GASPS] Look, your friend. 304 00:11:17,151 --> 00:11:18,690 Go get him. George is here. 305 00:11:18,692 --> 00:11:20,732 - Okay, sure. - Ah... 306 00:11:20,734 --> 00:11:23,690 - Hey! - Brother! 307 00:11:23,692 --> 00:11:26,440 - BOTH: Brother! - [LAUGHING] 308 00:11:26,442 --> 00:11:28,316 [BOTH LAUGHING] 309 00:11:28,318 --> 00:11:30,523 - My brother! - My brother! 310 00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:31,690 You're so weird. 311 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,274 - Carleen and I are sisters. - Hi. 312 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,815 We don't call each other "sister." 313 00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:36,857 - You're not related. - I mean, hey, you know? 314 00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:38,899 - Hey. - We call each other sisters. 315 00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:40,613 Hello, sister. 316 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,398 [BOTH LAUGH] 317 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,232 This is great. This is so awesome, huh? 318 00:11:45,234 --> 00:11:47,732 - Welcome. - You are 45. 319 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,607 - You old piece of shit. - Well, you're not 320 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,899 too far behind me, you old piece of shit, 321 00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:54,379 so I guess we're just two old pieces of shit. 322 00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:56,690 I guess we are. I guess we are. 323 00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:58,274 Let's have a beer. Let's have a beer. 324 00:11:58,276 --> 00:11:59,274 - Yes. - I need a beer! 325 00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:01,107 - Come on. - Yes. 326 00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:02,565 Oh, man, I... 327 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:05,026 - Kathryn. - Nina-Joy. 328 00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,068 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 329 00:12:09,942 --> 00:12:12,316 Listen, I know we're not in the greatest place right now 330 00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:14,482 and that much of that can be attributed, potentially, 331 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,940 to my possible actions. 332 00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,398 I also want you to know that I'm genuinely positive 333 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,426 that we can restore some balance during the course 334 00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:21,775 of this trip, and I want to make it clear 335 00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:23,544 that much of what I was going through was hormonal 336 00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:26,107 and that I'm now on different bioidentical hormones. 337 00:12:26,109 --> 00:12:28,593 You're here to support Walt... That's wonderful... 338 00:12:28,596 --> 00:12:30,232 But by the end of this, I think we'll be 339 00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:32,484 supporting each other the way we once did. 340 00:12:33,609 --> 00:12:35,648 [CRIES SOFTLY] 341 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:37,274 Kathryn... 342 00:12:37,276 --> 00:12:39,357 not now. 343 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,149 - Okay? - Of course. 344 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:44,149 I'm here to support George, as he supports Walt. 345 00:12:44,151 --> 00:12:47,609 - Mm-hmm. - Let's leave the rest alone. 346 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,357 I'll see if I can do that. 347 00:12:51,359 --> 00:12:53,151 I have you guys right here. 348 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:58,051 Uh, I-I think we're gonna go with this one. 349 00:12:58,054 --> 00:13:00,440 - Okay. - Just feels a little more private. 350 00:13:00,442 --> 00:13:02,440 Good. I mean, it's... It's far from my tent. 351 00:13:02,442 --> 00:13:04,316 - Beer. Ah. - Mm. 352 00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:05,565 - Honey? - Yeah. 353 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,815 - Thank you. - Mm. 354 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:11,107 - Beer? - Yes, yes, yes. 355 00:13:11,109 --> 00:13:12,607 - Thank you. - Great. 356 00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:15,982 - Well, cheers. - ALL: Cheers, cheers, cheers. 357 00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,149 Cheers. 358 00:13:17,151 --> 00:13:19,793 To you, you old motherfucker. 359 00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:22,607 [LAUGHS] You old motherfucker. 360 00:13:22,609 --> 00:13:25,316 Women may think those things, but they don't say 'em. 361 00:13:25,318 --> 00:13:26,899 [ALL LAUGH] 362 00:13:26,901 --> 00:13:28,523 Wow, this is gonna be so fun. 363 00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:29,982 - Yes. - Yeah. 364 00:13:29,984 --> 00:13:32,398 You know what? It might not be fun. 365 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,690 It might not be fun at all. 366 00:13:34,692 --> 00:13:37,690 I have something horrible to tell everyone. 367 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,690 Margaret has left Miguel... 368 00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:42,193 - for a waiter. - At 9021Pho. 369 00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:47,482 - Oh. - I'm gonna go get, uh, 370 00:13:47,484 --> 00:13:49,484 settled in, okay? 371 00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,522 Did you already know too? 372 00:13:52,525 --> 00:13:54,357 Uh, yeah. 373 00:13:54,359 --> 00:13:56,274 You know, Margaret actually told me 374 00:13:56,276 --> 00:13:57,690 a couple weeks ago. 375 00:13:57,692 --> 00:14:00,107 Um, she was kind of going through it and... 376 00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:02,357 A couple of weeks ago? 377 00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:04,215 It might have been less than that, 378 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,565 but I didn't meet him until her birthday. 379 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:08,504 - Oh, you met him? - Kind of? 380 00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:12,209 Um, I'm gonna go unpack my stuff, okay? 381 00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:14,525 [SIGHS] 382 00:14:17,318 --> 00:14:19,440 - This is really great. - Yeah. 383 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,440 - [LAUGHS] - Isn't it? 384 00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:24,149 Does every tent have just one mattress? 385 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:26,607 We're sleeping on a rug mattress. 386 00:14:26,609 --> 00:14:28,316 d d 387 00:14:28,318 --> 00:14:30,066 You missed one. 388 00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:37,193 d d 389 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,857 Walter, what? 390 00:14:46,859 --> 00:14:48,815 I'm just huddling for warmth. 391 00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:51,066 Isn't that what they say to do? 392 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:54,274 Well, I am getting tomorrow in order. 393 00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:56,343 Special day. 394 00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:57,511 I know you. 395 00:14:57,514 --> 00:15:00,180 You already have tomorrow in order. 396 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:05,940 [GOOFILY] So lay the binder down. 397 00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:07,523 I need to run through it in my head... 398 00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:10,400 Will you just put the binder down, Kathryn? 399 00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:16,234 Yes? 400 00:15:17,442 --> 00:15:19,484 Hey, Walter... 401 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,442 You know that... 402 00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:27,316 It's not comfortable for me. 403 00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:29,648 My pipes are inflamed. The doctor doesn't know. 404 00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:32,107 But the doctor said you were clear for takeoff 405 00:15:32,109 --> 00:15:33,940 a long time ago. 406 00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:36,815 But it's a lot. I know. I know. 407 00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:39,440 I know it's a lot. 408 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:42,024 Don't snap at me. 409 00:15:42,034 --> 00:15:44,117 I need your empathy. 410 00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,606 Mm, uh, 411 00:15:47,609 --> 00:15:49,030 I can give you my sympathy. 412 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,440 Uh, medically I don't... I can't... 413 00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:53,101 I don't know if... 414 00:15:53,104 --> 00:15:54,144 I have empathy. 415 00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:56,186 You... but you... 416 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,316 Okay. 417 00:15:57,318 --> 00:15:58,815 I'm here for you, honey. 418 00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,650 You're snapping again. 419 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,149 Would you like me to use my hand? 420 00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:15,692 It's all right. 421 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,525 [SIGHS] 422 00:16:31,318 --> 00:16:32,607 [CRACKING] 423 00:16:32,609 --> 00:16:34,815 [GASPS] What was that? 424 00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:37,149 - What was the noise? - I'm sure it's just, like, 425 00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:38,653 - a tree branch or raccoon. - [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 426 00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:40,565 [GASPS] 427 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,815 That was no raccoon, sir. 428 00:16:42,817 --> 00:16:44,398 Grab the pellet gun. Grab it. 429 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,774 - No, no. - Grab that gun. 430 00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:47,899 I'm a pacifist. 431 00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:50,191 Fine, give it to me. 432 00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:52,232 Come on! [SCOFFS] 433 00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:53,857 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 434 00:16:53,859 --> 00:16:56,857 Just another thing I have to handle. 435 00:16:56,859 --> 00:16:59,899 d d 436 00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:02,899 [BB GUN FIRING] 437 00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:04,482 - [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] - [GASPS] 438 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:05,690 I shot a bear. 439 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:06,982 I shot a bear! 440 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,149 - I shot a bear! - Can you guys just 441 00:17:09,151 --> 00:17:11,191 - shut the fuck up? - This is a crisis! 442 00:17:11,193 --> 00:17:14,398 - I'm screaming! - Who gave Kathryn a gun? 443 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,726 This isn't a bear! 444 00:17:15,729 --> 00:17:17,398 It's... it's Miguel! 445 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,690 - [LAUGHS] - Miguel and Margaret! 446 00:17:19,692 --> 00:17:21,732 Someone help me, I've shot my divorced friends! 447 00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,482 Wait, wait. 448 00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:25,398 That's not Margaret. 449 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:29,066 - Who the hell did I shoot? - That was crazy! 450 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,648 [LAUGHS] 451 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,871 You must be Kathryn. 452 00:17:32,874 --> 00:17:35,024 I've heard so much about you. 453 00:17:35,026 --> 00:17:37,066 You missed me by a skosh. 454 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,857 I'm Jandice. [LAUGHS] 455 00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:40,232 - Hi, you guys. - Hi. 456 00:17:40,234 --> 00:17:41,440 - Hey. - Hey, are you okay? 457 00:17:41,442 --> 00:17:43,066 - Hi. - Happy birthday, buddy. 458 00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:45,398 - I'm fine. - I really think he's hurt. 459 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,690 - Here you go. - I was told there was a bear. 460 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,149 As far as I knew, there was a bear. 461 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,191 - You made a sound like a bear. - [LAUGHS] 462 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:52,398 There is blood. 463 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,215 - ALL: Oh! - There's a BB in there. 464 00:17:54,218 --> 00:17:57,274 I'm just so glad we're not actually at a hospital. 465 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,020 Those are the really scary places. 466 00:17:59,023 --> 00:18:01,871 They actually make you sick, and I cannot 467 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:04,732 - get sick right now. - Who the fuck is this? 468 00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,940 You know, this is why I didn't want a gun 469 00:18:06,942 --> 00:18:08,940 - when you first handed it to me. - And what if those two 470 00:18:08,942 --> 00:18:11,191 - had been bears? - But they weren't, were they? 471 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:12,335 - Honey. - Hmm? 472 00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,607 It's a good thing my son had on noise-canceling headphones. 473 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,523 - Where is Orvis? - He's next door. He's fine. 474 00:18:16,525 --> 00:18:18,645 Well, we should go get him before he gets shot, 475 00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:19,899 because that's apparently something that happens 476 00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:21,107 when there are guns around. 477 00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:22,440 I think let's let him rest, huh? 478 00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:23,774 Okay, was it Jandice? 479 00:18:23,776 --> 00:18:25,316 Jandice, if there... If there are bears here, 480 00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:26,143 you don't have to worry about it. 481 00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:28,315 - I can take care of them. - Oh, really? 482 00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:30,440 How? 483 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,874 Just don't... You don't worry about it. 484 00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:33,982 Okay. 485 00:18:33,984 --> 00:18:35,774 This is gonna smart a tiny. 486 00:18:35,776 --> 00:18:37,566 Oh, no, it's not gonna hurt at all. 487 00:18:37,569 --> 00:18:39,648 - Don't worry. - Oh, that is one dull needle. 488 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:40,940 Oh! [HOLLERS] 489 00:18:40,942 --> 00:18:43,482 [GROWLS] That hurt like a motherfucker 490 00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:45,857 - in my fucking skin area. - Let it be known 491 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,440 - this needle is unclean. - Pretend I'm biting you. 492 00:18:48,442 --> 00:18:50,648 - I'm biting you. I'm biting you. - Why are you biting him? 493 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:53,565 Why is she biting him? What is happening here? 494 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,024 Okay, listen up. 495 00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:57,398 If a bear attacks... If a bear attacks, 496 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,232 what you do is, you take this part of your palm 497 00:18:59,234 --> 00:19:00,899 right here... you jab it into his snout. 498 00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,482 He'll stand down immediately. It's not a big deal. 499 00:19:03,484 --> 00:19:06,024 [LAUGHS] Your friends are so funny. 500 00:19:06,026 --> 00:19:07,319 I know. 501 00:19:07,322 --> 00:19:08,689 Told you you were gonna like them. 502 00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:11,035 Uh, I can't watch this anymore. 503 00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:13,232 - Can I get anyone a drink? - Oh, amazing. 504 00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,092 I would love a spunky red. 505 00:19:15,095 --> 00:19:17,051 Yeah, I could use something to steady my hand. 506 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,857 - I'll have a beer. - Sol, you're 15. 507 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,357 Fine. Can I do some stitches? 508 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:24,316 - Yeah, man. - She's not a doctor. 509 00:19:24,318 --> 00:19:25,895 - She's not a doctor, Walter! - I know. 510 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,191 - Who is? - You all know 511 00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:28,690 I could fight a bear. I could fight a bear. 512 00:19:28,692 --> 00:19:30,565 Sol, Sol, have you washed your hands? 513 00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:33,024 This is fun. Oh, my God! 514 00:19:33,026 --> 00:19:35,982 Stitches, live! [LAUGHS] 515 00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:39,024 [MELLOW GUITAR MUSIC] 516 00:19:39,026 --> 00:19:42,024 d d 517 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:44,357 This is such a great spread, you guys. 518 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:46,024 Kathryn packed so much food, you wouldn't believe it. 519 00:19:46,026 --> 00:19:47,523 And she's bear-proofed it all. 520 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,357 She is a very thorough lady. 521 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,523 [LAUGHTER] 522 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:53,398 - This is a... a dream trip. - It is. 523 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,523 It's nice to get away and unplug. 524 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,690 It feels super healthy for all of us 525 00:19:57,692 --> 00:19:59,523 in such a fast-paced world. 526 00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:02,066 Let's make eye contact with each other. 527 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,398 Yes. 528 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,357 Or we could do a quick pic for my Insta. 529 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,274 - That's okay. - No. Walt, grab my phone. 530 00:20:07,276 --> 00:20:09,274 We could do it by the grill, and I'll have the tongs. 531 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,565 You could be smelling the bacon and loving it. 532 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,193 Really, no. 533 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,565 Orvis, are you bothering Harry and Nan? 534 00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,232 Oh, he's not bothering us! 535 00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:20,523 He's mute! 536 00:20:20,525 --> 00:20:22,232 Isn't... isn't he mute? 537 00:20:22,234 --> 00:20:24,607 - What? - What's up, Scouts? 538 00:20:24,609 --> 00:20:27,066 - What's for brekky? - ALL: Hey. 539 00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,149 Let's do this damn thing, huh? 540 00:20:29,151 --> 00:20:31,440 The air out here is fucking bonkers. 541 00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:32,648 Ugh! 542 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,732 And that bacon smells amazing. 543 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,899 Walt... can I call you Walt? 544 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,565 Everyone does because that is my name. 545 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:39,694 [LAUGHS] 546 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,153 How are those old battle wounds? 547 00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:42,981 - Oh. - They're barely even there. 548 00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:44,690 I made this amazing poultice 549 00:20:44,692 --> 00:20:46,857 with reishi mushroom and sage. 550 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:48,774 It really brings the swelling down. 551 00:20:48,776 --> 00:20:50,774 Okay, so there are seven minutes left 552 00:20:50,776 --> 00:20:52,874 of breakfast, including cleanup. 553 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,857 Why don't we grab some bacon for you to go? 554 00:20:54,859 --> 00:20:56,364 - I have foil. - No, no, no, it's fine. 555 00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:57,909 We'll just chow down. Right, baby? 556 00:20:57,912 --> 00:20:59,410 - Sure. - Right, baby, baby, baby. 557 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:02,565 - Okay. - Would you care for some caf�? 558 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,857 - Coffee, coffee, coffee. - [CHUCKLES] 559 00:21:04,859 --> 00:21:06,857 You do not want to see this cunt 560 00:21:06,859 --> 00:21:08,982 - without her coffee. - [LAUGHS] 561 00:21:08,984 --> 00:21:10,357 Is that how they say it in New York? 562 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,607 I don't know. [LAUGHS] 563 00:21:12,609 --> 00:21:14,232 Is that word coming back? 564 00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:16,440 You know what we'd all love to know is, 565 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,774 how did you two meet? 566 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,645 It's a funny story how we met. 567 00:21:19,648 --> 00:21:21,774 - [LAUGHS] - Well, don't oversell it. 568 00:21:21,776 --> 00:21:25,149 It's not like LOL funny. It's more like weird funny. 569 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,107 Okay, so... 570 00:21:27,109 --> 00:21:28,601 after the divorce, I.. 571 00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:30,936 You're not divorced at all. 572 00:21:30,939 --> 00:21:33,565 - Sorry, go ahead. - Okay, the separation. 573 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,565 - [CLEARS THROAT] - So three weeks ago. 574 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,857 So anyway, I was in such a dark place 575 00:21:37,859 --> 00:21:40,357 that there was literally nothing I wouldn't do. 576 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:42,357 So I see this ad 577 00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,107 at the back page of the "LA Weekly" 578 00:21:44,109 --> 00:21:46,085 for energy healing through touch. 579 00:21:46,088 --> 00:21:47,418 - Mm. - And I'm like, 580 00:21:47,421 --> 00:21:49,815 "Does my whole life just have to be work?" 581 00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:52,440 - Mm. - Hmm? Human rights law this, 582 00:21:52,442 --> 00:21:54,482 human rights law that. [SCOFFS] 583 00:21:54,484 --> 00:21:57,238 So I show up at this weird rave 584 00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:59,607 - at this loft downtown... - It was my rave, my loft. 585 00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,648 Mm-hmm. Jandice is DJ'ing, 586 00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,607 and she's really focused. 587 00:22:03,609 --> 00:22:06,357 I get so focused when I'm DJ'ing. 588 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,765 I'm already in such 589 00:22:07,768 --> 00:22:09,277 a weird headspace, you know? 590 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,815 - And this... - My friend Dusty 591 00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:12,982 gave him some ketamine, and he was like, "Sure, 592 00:22:12,984 --> 00:22:15,690 - I'll put that up my nose." - So I just start wandering 593 00:22:15,692 --> 00:22:17,815 all over the place, looking for a place 594 00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:19,940 to lie down, and I finally find this bed, 595 00:22:19,942 --> 00:22:22,815 - and I just passed out. - And it was my bed. 596 00:22:22,817 --> 00:22:24,774 - [LAUGHS] - I had just unfurled 597 00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,316 the Casper mattress out of the box. 598 00:22:27,318 --> 00:22:29,982 The next morning, I woke up with this... 599 00:22:29,984 --> 00:22:33,191 beautiful woman in my arms, covered in glitter. 600 00:22:33,193 --> 00:22:35,607 [LAUGHS] And, uh, we haven't spent 601 00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:38,191 - the night apart ever since. - And we found this tooth 602 00:22:38,193 --> 00:22:41,191 in the bed, and it wasn't, like, either one of ours. 603 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,226 Such a good omen, huh? [LAUGHS] 604 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:44,607 So you're a DJ. 605 00:22:44,609 --> 00:22:46,774 DJ, Reiki healer, 606 00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:49,232 I make and sell my own nut cheeses, 607 00:22:49,234 --> 00:22:52,232 and I do some modeling for this figure-drawing class. 608 00:22:52,234 --> 00:22:54,398 - And I'm a notary. - Oh, that's useful. 609 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,663 Oh, and she also did 610 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,398 this muscle testing on me. 611 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,565 It turns out that all the vitamins 612 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,107 I was taking were really hurting my emotional growth. 613 00:23:02,109 --> 00:23:04,565 We only take vitamins because of the lies 614 00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:08,024 of big vita and the herbal companies. 615 00:23:08,026 --> 00:23:10,398 We get everything we could need 616 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,440 - purely from... - BOTH: Food. 617 00:23:12,442 --> 00:23:13,815 Food. 618 00:23:13,817 --> 00:23:18,077 Okay, vitamins actually saved my life, so... 619 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,607 I don't know if Miguel told you, 620 00:23:19,609 --> 00:23:21,648 but I had a hysterectomy. 621 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,565 Couple years after our son was born. 622 00:23:23,567 --> 00:23:24,940 Late Obama years. 623 00:23:24,942 --> 00:23:27,440 He ultimately took my uterus and both ovaries, 624 00:23:27,442 --> 00:23:29,101 but he was worth it. 625 00:23:29,104 --> 00:23:30,553 Our little miracle. 626 00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:32,357 Oh, my God. 627 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,191 I'm so sorry. 628 00:23:34,193 --> 00:23:36,815 We carry so much life in our uteri. 629 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:39,316 Have you ever tried pelvic floor work? 630 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:40,940 I know this guy Mattiew 631 00:23:40,942 --> 00:23:42,940 who does amazing internal releases. 632 00:23:42,942 --> 00:23:45,357 [LAUGHING] Yeah, I don't think you understand 633 00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,940 what I'm dealing with here. 634 00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:48,899 If I did some internal release, 635 00:23:48,901 --> 00:23:51,274 it would probably kill me, so... 636 00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:53,440 I know. It kills me every time. 637 00:23:53,442 --> 00:23:54,482 He goes so fucking deep. 638 00:23:54,484 --> 00:23:55,815 Okay, well, 639 00:23:55,817 --> 00:23:58,357 now that story time is over, 640 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,107 let's get on with the itinerary for the day. 641 00:24:01,109 --> 00:24:03,732 - Hey. - Today we have a big bunch 642 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:07,066 of birds-of-prey-watching. 643 00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:08,565 Whoo! 644 00:24:08,567 --> 00:24:09,982 [UPBEAT GUITAR MUSIC] 645 00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:12,482 What are we looking for, Mommy? 646 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,191 A nest. 647 00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:17,316 A notorious hawks' nest... A heritage site, in fact... 648 00:24:17,318 --> 00:24:19,482 Where the most noble hawks in all of California... 649 00:24:19,484 --> 00:24:23,066 Oh, my God, look at this gorgeous lake, you guys! 650 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:25,815 Why would we waste our time 651 00:24:25,817 --> 00:24:27,940 looking for lame old birds 652 00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:30,398 - when we could swim? - You know what? 653 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,066 Not a waste of time. 654 00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,274 A once-in-a-lifetime experience. 655 00:24:34,276 --> 00:24:37,440 Don't worry, folks. Tomorrow we swim. 656 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:39,232 But today... 657 00:24:39,234 --> 00:24:41,149 is for the birds. 658 00:24:41,151 --> 00:24:43,191 We can devote today to the majestic 659 00:24:43,193 --> 00:24:44,675 red-shouldered hawk of California... 660 00:24:44,678 --> 00:24:45,926 Whoo! 661 00:24:45,929 --> 00:24:48,689 Oh, you guys, the water is so good! 662 00:24:48,692 --> 00:24:50,357 Whoo! 663 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:51,857 [LAUGHS] 664 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:53,191 Oh, I love it! 665 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:55,191 Whoo! Ah! 666 00:24:55,193 --> 00:24:57,398 Come in! What are you waiting for, 667 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,357 you suckers? [LAUGHS] 668 00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,774 - I'm here, baby! - Oh! 669 00:25:02,776 --> 00:25:04,648 Oh, I love it! 670 00:25:04,650 --> 00:25:06,191 - Beautiful! - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 671 00:25:06,193 --> 00:25:07,815 No, no, no, today's not swimming day. 672 00:25:07,817 --> 00:25:10,191 Tomorrow... tomorrow we swim. 673 00:25:10,193 --> 00:25:13,565 We'll play games. We can do Marco Polo! 674 00:25:13,567 --> 00:25:16,191 There may be brain-eating amoebas in there! 675 00:25:16,193 --> 00:25:17,899 Let me just remind you, none of you 676 00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:19,690 is wearing sunscreen on your bodies! 677 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:22,024 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, sir. 678 00:25:22,026 --> 00:25:23,565 - No, sir. - Yeah! [LAUGHS] 679 00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:25,940 [PEOPLE WHOOPING] 680 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:28,024 Walter, don't do it. 681 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,668 Whoa! Whoo! 682 00:25:29,671 --> 00:25:31,482 Guys, eyes on me! 683 00:25:31,484 --> 00:25:34,607 I am the only certified lifeguard present, 684 00:25:34,609 --> 00:25:37,440 so please keep an eye on me. 685 00:25:37,442 --> 00:25:41,523 [CHEERS AND LAUGHTER] 686 00:25:41,525 --> 00:25:43,024 It's pretty nice! 687 00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:46,690 [LAUGHTER] Whoo! 688 00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:48,857 - Guys. - [LAUGHTER] 689 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:50,940 This is nice! 690 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:53,440 Swimming is tomorrow. 691 00:25:53,442 --> 00:25:57,024 It's on the schedule. 692 00:25:57,026 --> 00:25:59,565 [BEAR GROWLS] 693 00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:06,232 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 694 00:26:06,234 --> 00:26:08,274 d Flush d 695 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,648 d Down the drain d 696 00:26:10,650 --> 00:26:12,482 d d 697 00:26:12,484 --> 00:26:16,815 d Mixed in the gutter with the rain d 698 00:26:16,817 --> 00:26:20,149 - d And here we are d - d Here we are d 699 00:26:20,151 --> 00:26:21,732 - d Back again d - d Back again d 700 00:26:21,734 --> 00:26:23,982 d Well, take a better look d 701 00:26:23,984 --> 00:26:26,482 d Oh, won't you cast the hook d 702 00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:28,648 d Into the waves d 703 00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:31,142 d Oh, the waves d 704 00:26:31,145 --> 00:26:34,232 d Above my brain goes flush d 705 00:26:34,234 --> 00:26:35,732 d Down the drain d 706 00:26:35,734 --> 00:26:37,899 - d I can obtain d - d Can obtain d 707 00:26:37,901 --> 00:26:40,316 d And then I start again d 708 00:26:40,318 --> 00:26:42,357 d T-t-t-t-t-t-t d 709 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:43,440 d Flush d 710 00:26:43,442 --> 00:26:44,899 d Hush, hush, hush d 711 00:26:44,901 --> 00:26:46,857 d T-t-t-t-t-t-t d 712 00:26:46,859 --> 00:26:47,940 d Flush d 713 00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:49,357 d Hush, hush, hush d 714 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,107 d d 715 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,815 d Go flush d 716 00:26:52,817 --> 00:26:55,482 d Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush d 717 00:26:55,484 --> 00:26:57,316 d Go flush d 718 00:26:57,318 --> 00:27:00,648 d Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush d 719 00:27:00,650 --> 00:27:07,776 d d 720 00:27:30,798 --> 00:27:32,106 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 721 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,776 - Hike. - (CLAMORING) 722 00:27:36,809 --> 00:27:38,024 Orvis! 723 00:27:38,026 --> 00:27:39,859 - I'm really sorry. - Walk away from me. 724 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,148 KATHRYN MCSORLEY-JODELL: I think Jandice is dangerous. 725 00:27:43,151 --> 00:27:44,274 My son is injured! 726 00:27:44,276 --> 00:27:45,863 - Hello. - Help! 727 00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:47,899 You saying you don't wanna go to the hospital? 728 00:27:47,901 --> 00:27:49,648 It's not like we're gonna be of any use. 729 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,232 Honestly, I just need a drink. 730 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,482 Do y'all do jelly doughnut shots? 731 00:27:53,484 --> 00:27:55,815 (CHEERING) 732 00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:57,970 - I like you. - (LAUGHING) 50824

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