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Hello.
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Just tell me what's happened.
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And what is it?
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I'll be right down.
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What's happened?
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Er, Susannah.
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Susannah?
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Princess Susannah.
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Is she all right?
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Don't know.
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'Don't kill me.
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'Please don't kill me.'
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'Read the statement.
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'Yes. All right.
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'On this screen?
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'That is correct.
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I'm Susannah
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'Duchess of Beaumont.
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'Popularly known as
Princess Susannah.
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'I am in a place you... er...
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'cannot find,
held by one you will not trace.
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow...
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'Prime Minister
Michael Callow my life...
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'..my life depends on you.
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'If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...
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'by 4pm this afternoon,
I will be...
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'..I will be executed.
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'Please.'
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What are you doing? Keep it going.
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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say
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that we are 100% certain
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that this is, indeed,
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Princess Susannah.
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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,
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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.
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She'd insisted on going.
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But you had security on her?
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Two PPOs, still unconscious.
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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.
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No sign of struggle.
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What do they want? Money?
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Release the Jihadi?
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Scrap Third World debt?
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Save the fucking libraries?
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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.
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What demand?
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What Susannah says next...
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It concerns you directly, sir.
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Just play it.
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'There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.
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'At 4pm this afternoon,
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'Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television
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'on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and... No!
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'On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,
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'and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.
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I don't understand!'
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The video ends with a
series of technical
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specifications for
the broadcast.
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Why are you doing this?
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Is this joke, right?
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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."
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It's real.
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She said pig.
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Sex with a pig.
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They want me to have sex with a pig?
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Live on television
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this afternoon.
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But what... ? Who... ?
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We're checking with embedded operatives,
compiling a list of suspects.
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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
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There's not long
to formulate our response.
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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
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Page one, that's not happening.
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Of course.
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Absolutely, sir.
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Well, have we established a dialogue
with this... ?
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We can't. There's no
e-mail address, no code word.
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No channel for negotiation.
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So we focus on finding Susannah.
We get her back.
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However it's done, I don't care.
We stop this now.
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Everyone's working towards this.
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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.
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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.
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This only exists in this room.
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It's already outside it.
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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
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This video came from YouTube.
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What?
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It was uploaded via an encrypted IP
an hour ago.
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Well, get it off there!
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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.
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Spread?
How many people have seen this?
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We take down one,
six clones pop up elsewhere.
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How many people?
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50,000. That's our current estimate.
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The news rooms have got it.
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They're running this on air?
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No. We put a type five D notice out
and they're complying.
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For now.
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It's trending on Twitter.
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Oh! For... Fucking internet!
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What now? What's the play book?
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This is virgin territory,
Prime Minister.
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There's no play book.
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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
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You scared the shit out of me!
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There's a youtube of it!
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Go to work!
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And satellite,
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'..And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.'
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No way. It's a piss take, man.
Look at it!
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'I don't understand!'
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Why this is on the news?
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'..Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition
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'closes three weeks
ahead of schedule... '
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How do we describe it?
"An indecent act"?
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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.
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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.
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Fuck Ofcom!
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We're observing the D Notice.
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Surely we're going to do something.
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We are honouring the D Notice.
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The voluntary D Notice!
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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.
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A woman's life is at stake!
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We follow the procedure.
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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking
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why we're not covering it.
How do I reply?
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You don't.
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That is totally backwards.
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No-one else has broken rank.
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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
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Facebook's coverage
is pretty comprehensive!
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Maybe
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It's like 9/11's happening and
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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
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We're not a chat room!
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It's on CNN and Fox.
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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
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All right.
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Oh, God! This planet!
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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
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Damon, public reaction. Meera,
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the royal angle, upcoming marriage,
etc.
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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.
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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
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Malaika,
update the princess obit VT.
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The Obit VT?
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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call.
Least I can do is warn Tom.
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We put a D Notice on it.
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'It's gone global, Tom.'
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Don't. I'm begging you.
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Don't run it, Martin.
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'Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.'
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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?
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Multiply nothing by shit-all!
UKN are dead for us!
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Shove it up your arse you fucking...
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Interesting.
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A man.
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Man?
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A man!
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Tom, so you're across it...
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I'm exploring contingency plans.
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'I briefed Callett.'
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Ah! Mr Callett.
Noel, from Blue Eye.
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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.
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Sea Of Tranquillity.
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You won't find better.
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Can you map a head onto a body live?
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Depends if your camera's moving.
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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.
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Mm.
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Yeah, Gonzo style.
He knows his shit. That's tough.
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"Fruition to be transmitted
in full"?
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Focus on the visuals. Different face
mapped onto a live performer.
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According to those stipulations.
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Fringes of possibility...
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Deadline's at four. We need to know
if it's workable by two.
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Can't happen.
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It has to.
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Our embeds have ruled out the major
players. It's not AQ, not IRA.
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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.
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People who've threatened yourself
or the royals.
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They're being pulled in as we speak.
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For more than questioning, I hope.
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Somebody know something.
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'If we all do it more, there'll be
less waste lying around... '
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Is it still not on the telly?
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Nothing. Must be a hoax.
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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!
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'Some major breaking news
here on UKN.
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In the last two minutes
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'It's been confirmed
that Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont
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'has been kidnapped.
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'A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet
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'appears to depict the princess
pleading for her life.
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'The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature
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'involving the Prime Minister,
and a detailed list of instructions
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'relating to the enactment
of this demand.
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'As police round up
potential suspects... '
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'... across the nation.
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'..This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.
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'A man thought to be
connected with a religious
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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van... '
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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.
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For fuck's sake, man!
Just saying.
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They'll be asking for
a million quid or something.
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They want him to do it with a pig.
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Demands...
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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.
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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...
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Of course I still want that drink.
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Then give me something.
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It's not...
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That won't be possible.
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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.
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There's no comment at this time
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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog
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and a short piece on
the historical symbolism of the pig.
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'..only five hours away,
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'UKN's Damon Brown analyses
the public reaction to the crisis.'
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'It's a day like no other.
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'The kidnap video has been watched
by over 18 million people.
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'Social networking sites are a... buzz
with 10,000 Tweets per minute.
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'While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,
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'the nation is voicing its opinion.
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'I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.
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'I couldn't bear to watch that.
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'I won't be tuning in.
Just thinking about it is horrible.
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'That's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
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'It is disgusting but...
after that, he's gonna be hero.
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'People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.
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'It will be hilarious to see that on TV.
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'Nothing too abnormal for MPs.
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'They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.'
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We've been squeezing hard,
but nothing concrete.
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It's my house! You can't...
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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!
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Could I have a word?
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It won't come to that.
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And if they don't find her?
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MI5 have got a name.
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They're surrounding the place now.
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Where?
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What?
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Where's the place?
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Truro.
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- Why are you lying?
- What?
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You're lying!
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Truro? Jesus!
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I don't want you worrying.
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You've never patronised me.
Don't start now.
258
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,468
Whoever this is, is insane.
259
00:15:11,469 --> 00:15:12,948
And has a princess.
260
00:15:12,949 --> 00:15:14,008
We'll get through this.
261
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,523
Not any princess... the princess.
262
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:21,389
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.
263
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:23,630
I won't have to do anything.
264
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,181
Everyone's laughing at us.
265
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,264
You don't know that.
266
00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:28,881
I know people.
267
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:30,584
We love humiliation.
268
00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:31,804
I can not laugh
269
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:33,100
Nothing is going to happen.
270
00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:35,084
It's already happening
in their heads.
271
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:40,870
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.
272
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,553
Please!
273
00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:48,756
Jane.
274
00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:54,491
I love you.
275
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,153
What?
276
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:58,990
Palace on the phone, sir.
277
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,029
Get Alex to stall them.
278
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:04,069
She's already been speaking to her
for ten minutes.
279
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,871
"Her"?
280
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:07,358
It's the Queen herself.
281
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,334
Go on.
282
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:23,936
'As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath... '
283
00:16:23,975 --> 00:16:25,522
waiting to discover where the princess
284
00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:27,241
Would they use a female pig?
285
00:16:27,677 --> 00:16:28,983
It's on the list.
286
00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:31,951
List of rules,
specifies camera angles and things.
287
00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:33,413
Like dogme 95.
288
00:16:33,436 --> 00:16:34,814
It's not like Dogme 95.
289
00:16:34,822 --> 00:16:35,916
Exactly that.
290
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,309
What's Dogme 95?
291
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,670
Cinematic movement.
292
00:16:38,671 --> 00:16:39,972
Lars von Trier.
293
00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:41,238
Oh...
294
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,860
Rules for a director...
no background music,
295
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:46,459
only natural light,
for authenticity.
296
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:51,509
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.
297
00:16:51,775 --> 00:16:54,537
'I can't think of anything
remotely like this.
298
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,060
'A new form of terrorism...
299
00:16:57,108 --> 00:17:01,569
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.
300
00:17:01,598 --> 00:17:04,202
'That's the point!
Make love to a pig!'
301
00:17:04,506 --> 00:17:05,843
Make love?
302
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:09,669
Steer them away
from the grisly details.
303
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,629
'Let's not dwell
on any of the details.
304
00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:16,069
'This is already
a huge national talking point.
305
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:20,469
'Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?'
306
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,509
How's Her Majesty taking it?
307
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:24,733
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."
308
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,309
And we are.
309
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:31,429
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.
310
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:35,269
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.
311
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:36,585
I thought it was untraceable.
312
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,432
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"
313
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:44,351
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.
314
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,558
Algorithm.
315
00:17:47,575 --> 00:17:51,031
Anyway, we also know
it was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
316
00:17:51,110 --> 00:17:54,203
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads
317
00:17:54,258 --> 00:17:58,476
of precisely 57.3 meg
in the minutes leading up to 3:16,
318
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,196
and the closest I can get
is a postcode.
319
00:18:01,212 --> 00:18:03,149
It came from somewhere in there.
320
00:18:04,969 --> 00:18:06,305
Looks like a campus.
321
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,269
Yeah. Closed 2010.
322
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:09,949
It's been empty since.
323
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:12,029
Latest I-sat image on this area?
324
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:15,310
3 AM flyover shot from last night...
325
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,039
Looks like it had lights on.
326
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:23,680
We got him. We got him.
327
00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:26,883
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.
328
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:30,235
With helmet-cam relay.
We can watch the operation.
329
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,102
Press office, OK, Tom?
330
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:39,024
Yes!
331
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:48,349
Right. Confident?
332
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:51,509
It's a kick-bollock scramble,
but with finessing it should be OK.
333
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:54,830
Finesse quickly.
Our performer's on his way.
334
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:05,389
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.
335
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,389
You seen any of my films?
336
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,284
No.
337
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:11,276
I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh.
In, out.
338
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,933
Yeah, well...
339
00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:15,269
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.
340
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,560
There won't be any invoicing.
341
00:19:16,599 --> 00:19:19,786
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!
342
00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:24,189
Need to prep two statements
343
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,668
Good outcome. Bad outcome.
344
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:26,893
Rescue operation?
345
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,846
Goon squad's heading
for postcode in Buckinghamshire.
346
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:33,990
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.
347
00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:01,029
Yeah, I've reduced
the luminance...
348
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,389
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
349
00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:05,669
AKA, Rod Senseless.
350
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,142
Stage name.
351
00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:11,469
Yeah. Well...
352
00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:13,589
You need to get into this.
353
00:20:13,624 --> 00:20:15,437
Is there a dressing room I can use?
354
00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:16,790
No.
355
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,709
Where's my co-star?
356
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:21,015
Be rude not to give her a kiss
beforehand.
357
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:23,374
Outside in the truck.
358
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,116
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
359
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:33,030
You also need to wear this...
on your head.
360
00:20:40,984 --> 00:20:43,638
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.
361
00:20:43,672 --> 00:20:44,984
OK.
362
00:20:45,468 --> 00:20:46,950
'Target identified.'
363
00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:48,163
Commissioner. Thank you.
364
00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:49,687
So, team red...
365
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:50,882
'Any orders, boss?'
366
00:20:50,905 --> 00:20:53,140
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,
367
00:20:53,179 --> 00:20:54,578
before you proceed.
368
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,856
'With the 4pm deadline
three hours away,
369
00:20:56,895 --> 00:20:58,715
'time is running out
for the Prime Minister... '
370
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,590
They got in, yeah?
371
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,051
Do you think I'd be here
if they had?
372
00:21:13,630 --> 00:21:15,536
We've got statements
for either outcome.
373
00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:21,096
Listen,
coverage is very sympathetic.
374
00:21:21,117 --> 00:21:22,893
Can't think about coverage now!
375
00:21:29,477 --> 00:21:30,834
But it's on-side?
376
00:21:31,639 --> 00:21:33,333
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
377
00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:36,240
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the
378
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:39,108
captor, outrage at the whole
thing, but not at you.
379
00:21:43,585 --> 00:21:46,873
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,
380
00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:50,390
the public anticipates
non-compliance.
381
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:54,599
There'll be squawks from the usuals,
382
00:21:54,631 --> 00:21:58,780
but it's not "England expects".
383
00:22:04,221 --> 00:22:09,381
If he kills her, there's no blood
on your hands. Bottom line.
384
00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:18,467
'With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.
385
00:22:18,639 --> 00:22:21,029
'Joining us is actress Lydia... '
386
00:22:21,061 --> 00:22:22,869
Thought this was coming from IB7.
387
00:22:22,870 --> 00:22:25,935
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.
388
00:22:26,607 --> 00:22:28,629
Twinkle tits from?
389
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:32,789
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.
390
00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:34,935
This came for you,
left at reception.
391
00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,830
Courier dropped it off.
392
00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:44,350
Know how to plug this in?
393
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:53,949
Jack, call the police. Take it!
394
00:22:53,950 --> 00:22:56,109
Get someone to shoot that first.
395
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:58,150
What the fuck is this?
396
00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:01,977
'I gave you rules.
'I said no cheating.
397
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,869
'Some more breaking news,
398
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:18,869
'and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,
399
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:22,389
'has been delivered to UKN,
along with a video
400
00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:26,709
'apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.
401
00:23:26,897 --> 00:23:30,579
'UKN News has passed all material
to Scotland Yard... '
402
00:23:30,603 --> 00:23:32,150
Fucking hell!
403
00:23:32,493 --> 00:23:36,798
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.
404
00:23:36,939 --> 00:23:38,309
Yes, he fucking has!
405
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:40,630
'..Which contained a statement
406
00:23:40,714 --> 00:23:44,988
'accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules
407
00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:47,404
'This grim development comes just hours
408
00:23:47,447 --> 00:23:49,568
before the 4PM deadline... '
409
00:23:52,910 --> 00:23:54,510
Jesus!
410
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:03,029
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified
411
00:24:03,030 --> 00:24:06,071
no visual trickery
in his original demand, didn't he?
412
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,040
I considered it necessary...
413
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,376
Considered it necessary.
414
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,705
To divise...
415
00:24:10,712 --> 00:24:12,439
FUCKING HELL!
416
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,724
- Mike... !
- Don't!
417
00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:21,074
It's nor...
418
00:24:21,082 --> 00:24:24,181
One word, I swear I will fucking... !
419
00:24:36,153 --> 00:24:37,922
What did you do, Alex?
420
00:24:38,998 --> 00:24:40,649
I had a back-up plan.
421
00:24:41,373 --> 00:24:43,640
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that
422
00:24:43,641 --> 00:24:45,907
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.
423
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,508
You actually
thought that would work?
424
00:24:47,672 --> 00:24:48,993
I believed it worth considering.
425
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,789
Then you're a stupid bitch.
426
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,269
With your interest at heart.
427
00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,664
Who knew about this?
428
00:24:55,004 --> 00:24:58,633
A select few.
It seems some idiot at the studio
429
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,133
recognised our designated performer,
430
00:25:01,231 --> 00:25:04,492
Tweeted a photo and the online
hivemind did the maths.
431
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,102
It's not playing well.
432
00:25:07,684 --> 00:25:09,039
With who?
433
00:25:10,515 --> 00:25:12,491
With, er... anyone.
434
00:25:12,790 --> 00:25:16,593
'A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,
435
00:25:16,625 --> 00:25:19,226
'with only 28%
of the public believing
436
00:25:19,262 --> 00:25:22,030
'he should fulfil the bizarre
and illegal request.
437
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:24,280
'In the wake of these images,
438
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:29,253
'and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.
439
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:32,873
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing
compared to her suffering.
440
00:25:32,897 --> 00:25:34,420
'With the appearance of finger...
441
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:35,576
'He's just got to do it.
442
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,483
Yes, he has to do it.
443
00:25:36,498 --> 00:25:37,887
'What's the alternative?
444
00:25:37,888 --> 00:25:40,802
'We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.
445
00:25:40,842 --> 00:25:42,233
Of course...
446
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:45,869
'If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?
447
00:25:45,870 --> 00:25:49,278
'Online polls suggest
that 86% of voters
448
00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:51,949
'now believe
the demand should be met.
449
00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:53,950
'Damon Brown... '
450
00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,748
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?
451
00:25:58,749 --> 00:25:59,870
They need time...
452
00:25:59,871 --> 00:26:01,829
No more pissing around.
453
00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:03,230
Julian's advising against...
454
00:26:03,231 --> 00:26:07,069
I'm advising for.
They go in now. They go in now.
455
00:26:23,990 --> 00:26:26,149
Where's my obit VT?
456
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:30,589
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?
457
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,134
I'd say bullshit.
458
00:26:32,189 --> 00:26:34,148
Then you'd be wrong.
459
00:26:35,634 --> 00:26:37,174
Have you got a crew with you?
460
00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:38,806
I'm not stupid.
461
00:26:39,785 --> 00:26:41,166
Malaika?
462
00:26:41,611 --> 00:26:42,838
Hello?
463
00:26:57,190 --> 00:26:58,789
Are you getting this?
464
00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:01,670
Yeah. Don't put yourself
in any danger.
465
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:09,590
Still getting this?
466
00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:12,990
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika.
Be careful!
467
00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:30,870
If this doesn't work...
468
00:27:31,995 --> 00:27:33,990
we need...
469
00:27:58,030 --> 00:28:01,310
Armed police! Lay down on the floor!
Lay down on the floor!
470
00:28:05,072 --> 00:28:07,270
Move!
471
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,790
Fuck!
472
00:28:19,003 --> 00:28:21,042
It's a decoy.
473
00:28:21,286 --> 00:28:25,840
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.
474
00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,161
Jesus!
475
00:28:27,190 --> 00:28:28,466
They're looking right at her!
476
00:28:28,521 --> 00:28:29,942
They can't see her.
477
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,185
'Malaika, make sure they can't... '
478
00:28:31,223 --> 00:28:32,817
Stay down! Don't move!
479
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,910
Run, Malaika! Run!
480
00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:44,709
Get out of there. Come on!
481
00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:46,670
Armed police!
482
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,495
Is it him?
483
00:28:56,582 --> 00:28:59,519
Where the fuck is Jack?
484
00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:02,309
Advance! Advance! Advance!
485
00:29:04,374 --> 00:29:07,374
Get down!
486
00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:10,308
Get down!
487
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:14,556
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.
488
00:29:14,589 --> 00:29:15,870
You press? Yes.
489
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,949
There goes your RTS Award.
490
00:29:19,950 --> 00:29:22,029
There must be something.
491
00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:22,858
There's nothing there, Mike.
492
00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:24,189
There'll be a clue.
Some evidence.
493
00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:25,230
We've done all we can.
494
00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,669
You rescued mannequin.
495
00:29:27,704 --> 00:29:28,577
I'm sorry, Michael...
496
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,704
Fuck off, Julian!
497
00:29:29,745 --> 00:29:31,368
20 past three. We're out of time.
498
00:29:31,373 --> 00:29:33,360
We're not out of time!
499
00:29:33,901 --> 00:29:35,485
We're not out of time.
500
00:29:51,230 --> 00:29:53,229
It's not going to happen.
501
00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:53,748
To the public...
502
00:29:53,749 --> 00:29:54,630
Fuck the public!
503
00:29:54,631 --> 00:29:59,509
To the public, this would be one man
of questionable popularity
504
00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:01,750
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.
505
00:30:01,751 --> 00:30:03,989
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.
506
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:06,906
If she isn't,
he'll kill her and upload the video.
507
00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:11,869
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.
508
00:30:11,870 --> 00:30:16,189
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,
509
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:19,310
I guarantee you...
utterly destroyed.
510
00:30:21,995 --> 00:30:23,915
The polling bears that out.
511
00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:31,149
You won't just be
a disgraced politician,
512
00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:36,269
The public, the Palace and the Party
insist on compliance.
513
00:30:36,277 --> 00:30:37,529
Fuck the Party!
514
00:30:37,538 --> 00:30:40,316
Refuse, and I've been advised
515
00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:42,949
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.
516
00:30:44,891 --> 00:30:46,592
Or that of your family.
517
00:30:48,468 --> 00:30:50,179
But...
518
00:30:59,836 --> 00:31:02,053
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.
519
00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:05,370
I can't...
520
00:31:05,371 --> 00:31:08,217
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.
521
00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:24,349
'Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.
522
00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:28,189
'As we see the Prime Minister's car
travelling across London... '
523
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:29,896
He's got to do it.
524
00:31:30,186 --> 00:31:32,022
The world's bloody broken.
525
00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:36,110
'..Appears to be heading west
to Bankside Studios.'
526
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:12,162
We've ratified the law...
after midnight,
527
00:32:12,217 --> 00:32:16,384
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.
528
00:32:20,830 --> 00:32:23,732
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off
529
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:26,634
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.
530
00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:32,669
'..When public opinion
has very much hardened,
531
00:32:32,670 --> 00:32:36,134
'following the delivery
of the princess's severed finger.
532
00:32:36,684 --> 00:32:40,751
'As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still
533
00:32:40,790 --> 00:32:43,669
'watching the extraordinary
situation play out.
534
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:48,549
'Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance... '
535
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:52,229
"Michael Callow has displayed
incredible bravery"
536
00:32:52,230 --> 00:32:54,990
"in what was a matter
of life or death."
537
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:58,219
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...
538
00:32:58,870 --> 00:33:00,830
OK. Yeah.
539
00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:03,424
Everything prepared?
540
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,556
Yes, ma'am.
541
00:33:04,587 --> 00:33:05,744
It's sedated?
542
00:33:05,770 --> 00:33:07,164
Injection. It's docile.
543
00:33:15,790 --> 00:33:18,110
It's time to go in now.
544
00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:25,989
'..An unprecedented nature.'
545
00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:28,252
'This is an official announcement.
546
00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:29,736
In a few minutes,
547
00:33:29,797 --> 00:33:33,054
'the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.
548
00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:40,869
'..in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.
549
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:44,642
'Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal
550
00:33:44,651 --> 00:33:45,736
at midnight.
551
00:33:45,783 --> 00:33:49,391
'All viewers are advised to turn off
their televisions immediately.
552
00:33:49,430 --> 00:33:52,189
'The broadcast will commence after
the following tone.'
553
00:34:26,587 --> 00:34:28,564
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.
554
00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:30,751
You'll have to keep going...
555
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:36,870
you'll have to see it through
to the end.
556
00:34:40,237 --> 00:34:44,029
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...
557
00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:46,030
get into trouble.
558
00:34:49,603 --> 00:34:52,277
The suggestion we're getting
from psychologists
559
00:34:52,334 --> 00:34:55,097
is that you should take
as long as you need.
560
00:34:57,790 --> 00:35:01,709
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness
561
00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:03,950
or even enjoyment.
562
00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:19,855
It's just
a skeleton crew inside.
563
00:35:20,877 --> 00:35:22,456
Closed set.
564
00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:09,310
There he is!
565
00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:18,733
'I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.'
566
00:36:28,351 --> 00:36:29,631
'I...
567
00:36:35,868 --> 00:36:37,717
'I love my wife.'
568
00:36:41,435 --> 00:36:43,053
'May God forgive me.'
569
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:05,229
Oh, no!
570
00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:45,950
Jesus! Poor bastard!
571
00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:50,389
But it's been on for nearly an hour.
572
00:38:50,390 --> 00:38:52,750
It's history, this.
573
00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,189
We've got her. Susannah.
574
00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:56,110
They released her?
575
00:39:56,111 --> 00:39:58,948
Stumbling about in the city.
576
00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:02,443
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.
577
00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:03,779
But her finger?
578
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,829
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
579
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:06,835
What?
580
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:12,156
There is one other thing. There's a
CCTV grab of her from half three.
581
00:40:12,202 --> 00:40:16,389
It seems he let her go
30 minutes before it happened.
582
00:40:17,561 --> 00:40:18,946
Why?
583
00:40:19,095 --> 00:40:20,603
My guess...
584
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,204
he knew everyone would
be elsewhere
585
00:40:22,259 --> 00:40:24,462
watching screens.
586
00:40:25,902 --> 00:40:27,513
So it's a statement.
587
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,927
Ma'am?
588
00:40:28,942 --> 00:40:32,062
That's what this was all about,
making a point.
589
00:40:32,470 --> 00:40:33,950
Should we, er... ?
590
00:40:33,951 --> 00:40:36,019
Lose that page of the report.
591
00:40:36,316 --> 00:40:38,589
No-one sees it, especially the PM.
592
00:40:38,590 --> 00:40:40,590
Of course.
593
00:40:50,132 --> 00:40:51,643
Good news, Michael.
594
00:40:52,488 --> 00:40:55,316
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.
595
00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:51,189
'On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,
596
00:41:51,190 --> 00:41:55,309
'an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance
597
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:58,457
'at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.
598
00:41:58,489 --> 00:41:59,747
Here I go.
599
00:41:59,769 --> 00:42:00,849
'OK.
600
00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,778
'Oh!
601
00:42:04,677 --> 00:42:08,379
'The other central figure in events
was also before the camera
602
00:42:08,450 --> 00:42:10,789
'at last night's
Children Of Valour Awards.
603
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:13,589
'Princess Susannah
made her first public appearance
604
00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:15,473
'since announcing her pregnancy.
605
00:42:16,059 --> 00:42:20,349
'It was one year ago that
the Turner Prize-winning artist,
606
00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:21,684
'Carlton Bloom,
607
00:42:21,718 --> 00:42:24,996
'coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.
608
00:42:27,230 --> 00:42:31,396
'As the anniversary arrived,
one art critic caused controversy
609
00:42:31,427 --> 00:42:35,429
'by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".
610
00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:39,760
'While cultural commentators
debate its significance,
611
00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:42,029
'with a global audience
of 1.3 billion,
612
00:42:42,092 --> 00:42:44,607
'it was an event
in which we all participated.
613
00:42:44,723 --> 00:42:47,910
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,
614
00:42:47,989 --> 00:42:52,269
'who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.
615
00:42:52,377 --> 00:42:54,699
'Damon Brown, UKN.'
616
00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:00,990
Jane.
617
00:43:02,184 --> 00:43:03,824
Jane, please.
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