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(ominous music)
- You said it was one uphill.
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- Oh God shut up!
- And a bunch of downhill
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- This is like the third uphill.
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Like, I thought it would
be kind of, mostly down.
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- Why would you think that?
- I don't know.
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- It's a mountain.
- Yeah.
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I didn't think it was that big.
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I'm sweatin' my balls off, here.
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Are we gettin' close
to this place or what?
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- We're closer than we were.
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Hand me the map.
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- Now if you ask me,
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you've got us on a
wild goose chase.
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- Oh, well lucky no
one's asking you.
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Now, if my calculations
are accurate,
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and I know for a fact they are,
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pot of gold should be right
between them hills, there.
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(ominous music)
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Come on, Buddy.
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Move your ass.
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Come on, let's go.
- Alright, alright.
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Them hills are so far away, Dug.
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You know somethin, Dug?
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I'm startin' to have some
reservations about all this.
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Stealin' is stealin', no
matter how you slice it.
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- Look around you, Buddy.
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All this here is
designated National Forest.
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Therefore as American citizens,
whatever grows out here
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is just as much ours
as anybody else's.
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It says so in the Constitution.
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Besides, we're
stealin' from criminals
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so it don't count the same.
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- Yeah, if they're
the criminals though,
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what's that make us?
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- Opportunists.
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- No, I don't like that.
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I mean we're
stealin' from stuff,
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we're begging for trouble
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if we're gonna be stealin'--
- Shh, shh, shh.
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Shut up your yappin' ass up!
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- What? What's wrong?
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- You tellin' me you don't
see that behind that tree?
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- See what?
- There.
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It was somethin' strange.
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- What like a critter?
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- No, bigger than that.
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It was like the forest
come alive for a second.
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Nothing.
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- Hey man...
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Hey, you dehydrated, man.
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Here I got something for
you to wet your whistle.
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Some water here.
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This is what I'm talkin' about,
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this is bad news bein' out here.
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If them stories are true...
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Hold up, hold up.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait for me.
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(ominous music)
- I'm not the one that ate
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the last granola bar, asshole.
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- [Buddy] I got hungry, man.
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Shouldn't leave them in my bag.
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Why'd you put them in my bag
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if you knew I was
gonna eat them?
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You know hungry I get.
- Can't carry that much weight
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- Hey man, look it's not too
late to just double back.
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Like, we can go home,
have a couple beers,
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rub one out, not
together, separately.
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What do you say,
man, you listening?
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Are you even listening to me?
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- I ain't listening to
a word you are saying.
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- Oh, oh!
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- Do you see what
I'm talkin' about?
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That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Holy shit!
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Caught them right
at harvest, too.
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(laughing)
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What the hell are
you waitin for?
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A written invitation?
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Pack that shit up.
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I wanna go look at
the rest of this.
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- Yes, sir.
- Oh yeah!
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Buddy it goes back and oh shit.
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Yeah, oh you're a
pretty one ain't ya?
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- I'm gon call you Mary.
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I'm gon call you Jane.
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- (coughing) Oh, goddamn.
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Oh, yeah!
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Don't mind me, I'm just
sampling the merchandise.
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(ominous music)
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- Dude, there's
somebody behind you.
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- Where?
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- Well, there was.
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But he's not there now.
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But he was, I saw somebody.
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At least I thought I did.
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- What the hell is
the matter with you?
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Are you trying to give
me a heart attack?
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- I'm sorry, Dug.
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I didn't mean to scare you.
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- Jackass.
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(suspenseful music)
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- Alright, I'm finished.
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Let's get the hell
out of here before...
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Hey man, where'd you go?
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Hey, come on man,
this ain't funny.
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Dug?
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Dug, come on man, how much
of that weed did you smoke?
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(ominous music)
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Oh no, no!
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(suspenseful music)
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(upbeat music)
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(women in car chattering)
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- Alrighty kids, look alive.
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We're walkin' the
rest of the way.
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- [Michelle] This isn't it?
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- [Aubrey] No, it's
further inland.
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- You mean there's no
roads to get there?
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- Where we're goin'
we don't need roads.
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- Back to the future!
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- Ah, yeah you got it!
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I knew you'd get it.
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- Yeah, what'd you
think was gonna happen?
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- I don't know, I thought
we'd pull up to the
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campsite and be done with it.
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I didn't realize you guys
were gonna be so hardcore.
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- So, how far are
we talkin' here
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because all this gear
doesn't exactly look light.
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- [Jess] Well we can take
turns carrying the heavy stuff.
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- Okay, that's great
but how far is it?
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- It's like, what
would you guesstimate?
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- I don't know, maybe
three, four miles at most.
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- Yeah, that sounds about right.
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- Do you two even
know where we're goin?
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- Oh, ye of little faith.
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- Remember I've been on your
little excursions before.
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- And I have never
gotten us lost.
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- I can bring up
specific examples.
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- Yeah, bite me.
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Morning, sunshine.
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- Are we there yet?
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- [Aubrey] No such luck.
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- Bummer.
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- Yeah, so would you mind?
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Are you serious?
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- I'm ready.
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- Damn, you really do smoke
a lot of weed, you know that?
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- More than some,
less than others.
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Perspective's an
interesting concept.
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- Yeah, I don't know about that.
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But I've known some
burn outs in my day
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and I'm pretty sure you can
smoke them all under the table.
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- Well, keep in mind,
I don't normally
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blaze up this much.
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It just so happens
to be a holiday.
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- A holiday?
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You Jewish or something?
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(laughing)
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- I'm pretty sure she's
talking about 420.
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- That's right. (laughing)
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- Thanks for the help, guys.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry, Aubrey.
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- [Aubrey] So, check it out,
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I really want to get there
before we lose anymore daylight.
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- [Rachel] Let's go, I've
been waitin' on your asses.
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- [Donna] Let's do this.
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- Does everybody have
everything they need?
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Speak now or forever
hold your peace.
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Alright, let's blow
this Popsicle stand.
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- [Donna] Woo,
Popsicles sound good!
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(upbeat music)
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(women chattering)
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- Ah, what we will do for booze.
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- I know, right.
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You sure this is the right way?
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- Yes, you keep asking me that.
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I know it's gorgeous, isn't it?
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- I can't wait to
get in bed, though.
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- We're almost there.
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(ominous breathing)
(laughing)
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- I am telling you
about this place.
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Super creepy.
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It's like a spooktacular
horror movie.
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Oh, you know the one where the
campers take the wrong turn
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and then they get hacked up by--
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- Can we talk about
something else, please?
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It's bad enough we're thousands
of miles from civilization,
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I don't need you putting
anymore ideas in my head.
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- Don't trip, we're not
that far off the grid.
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- Famous last words.
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So, what's you're deal?
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You rent out half of
Jess's duplex or something?
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- Yeah, I met her after
college, after I graduated.
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I was couch surfing and
you could kind of say
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she adopted me.
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So, who are you here with?
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- I'm here with Rachel.
- Ah.
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- Well, I mean she invited me.
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We work together and
she somehow convinced
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me to tag along.
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She can be very persuasive.
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- I bet she can be.
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- So that's your latest
conquest I take it?
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- Hmm, Oh.
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I'd say the jury's
still out but yeah,
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I'd say it's lookin' up.
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- You are such a
player, you know that?
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- Okay, I'm not a
player, I'm a romantic.
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- A romantic?
- Yeah.
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- Oh is that what they call it?
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- Ugh, damn, when you
were little and your
legs were shorter
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did it take you a whole
week to get here or what?
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- So when you were
younger and your sarcasm
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was a little more in check,
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were you more
pleasant to be around?
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- You know, you're lucky
that Jess here is your girl.
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I mean, with all that
trash you're talkin'
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I wouldn't want to embarrass you
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and have to lay the smack down.
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- Shut up.
- Oh, boy.
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- Hey, I thought you said
we couldn't drive out here.
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- I did, we still can't.
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- Well, what makes
them so special?
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(ominous music)
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- Shit, shit, shit,
it's the fuzz!
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- No, actually it's
just the forest ranger.
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- Oh my God
- Okay, he's stopping.
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- What are you girls
doing out here?
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Are you lost?
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- No, we're just on our
way up to Higgins Creek.
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- Right.
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- Yeah, we're gonna camp
there for the weekend.
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- All five of you are out
here by your lonesome, huh?
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- Is that a problem?
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- No, just feel a
whole lot better if you
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weren't out here by yourself.
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- I'm sorry, what was
your name officer?
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- Officer. (laughs)
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What do you take me
for, being a pig?
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- No, I'm sorry, sir, it's
just you have the bad--
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- Sir; that's even
worse, call me Rick.
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Ranger Rick.
- Hi, ranger Rick.
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(snorting)
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- Is something funny?
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- No (clears throat) sir, Mr.--
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(laughing under breath)
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Mr. Rick.
- Ranger Rick.
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- Yeah, I'll take
your word for it.
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(snickering)
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- So, you ladies out here
to give me some trouble?
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- Oh, no, we're just,
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we're just camping for
my best friends birthday.
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- Oh, thanks for that.
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- Oh, it's your birthday, huh?
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- That's what they tell me.
255
00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:19,009
- Well, I guess I can't
stop you from going ahead
256
00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:19,675
and doing what you want to do.
257
00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:22,009
- Yeah, that's right.
258
00:11:22,092 --> 00:11:23,633
- But, I would be
remiss if I didn't
259
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,425
give you some
sound advice before
260
00:11:25,508 --> 00:11:28,134
you skip on your merry way.
261
00:11:28,217 --> 00:11:32,300
(ranger sighs)
(ominous music)
262
00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:37,425
Would you happen to have a beer
down there in the ice chest?
263
00:11:46,508 --> 00:11:48,591
Ah, thank you.
264
00:11:51,341 --> 00:11:52,675
(can top pops)
Whoa.
265
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,883
(chuckles) Cheers.
266
00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:58,550
Oh, nothing like a cold
one, I swear to God.
267
00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:03,134
Oh, God that's the ticket.
268
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:06,633
(burps) Pardon me.
269
00:12:06,717 --> 00:12:07,758
Alright now, where were we?
270
00:12:07,842 --> 00:12:08,341
Oh yeah, listen.
271
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:11,842
I want you to stay on
the trails, alright?
272
00:12:11,925 --> 00:12:14,633
Use the designated
camping spots,
273
00:12:14,717 --> 00:12:16,633
read all the signs
that are posted
274
00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:21,134
and most importantly, you
stay out of them damn hills.
275
00:12:22,134 --> 00:12:23,175
Or else.
- Or else what?
276
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:26,717
- We have an issue up here
with guerrilla growers.
277
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,425
- Nice!
278
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:29,758
- Guerrilla growers?
- Mm-hmm.
279
00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:31,633
- What are those?
- Pot farmers.
280
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,175
- This whole area is
perfect conditions
281
00:12:34,259 --> 00:12:36,383
for growing that
shit, apparently.
282
00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:41,466
A lot of nooks and crevices
they hide the stuff in.
283
00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,383
D.A. boys do everything they can
284
00:12:42,466 --> 00:12:46,591
but it's a real
exercise in futility.
285
00:12:46,675 --> 00:12:49,134
Take down one farm, another
one just pops right up.
286
00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:50,217
It's like clock work.
287
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,758
- Come on, man.
288
00:12:51,842 --> 00:12:53,800
What are a bunch of old
hippie farts gonna do to us?
289
00:12:53,883 --> 00:12:56,134
- Now, that's where
you're mistaken.
290
00:12:56,217 --> 00:12:58,508
These aren't some stoned out,
291
00:12:58,591 --> 00:13:01,134
pass-me-the-doobie,
hippie types.
292
00:13:01,217 --> 00:13:04,092
These are cold blooded
gangsters running a business
293
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:05,134
and the crops are the investment
294
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:09,633
and they'll protect that
investment at all costs
295
00:13:09,717 --> 00:13:12,508
up to and even
including violence.
296
00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:14,341
- Are you serious?
297
00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:16,175
- Like a heart attack.
298
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:20,383
We had some campers missing
a couple of days ago.
299
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,092
We searched and
couldn't find anything,
300
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:25,217
maybe they fell off a cliff,
maybe mauled by a bear.
301
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:29,175
But my suspicion is: they got
their snouts into something
302
00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:31,508
they shouldn't have and now
they're buried in a shallow
303
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:35,259
grave right up there in
those hills, rotting away.
304
00:13:35,341 --> 00:13:37,591
It would really break my heart
305
00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:40,092
if anything happened
to you girls.
306
00:13:40,175 --> 00:13:42,009
Alright, so please
just stay on the trail,
307
00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:45,050
read all the signs
that are posted,
308
00:13:45,134 --> 00:13:48,508
and for God sake, stay
out of those hills.
309
00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:49,383
Okay?
310
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,009
You understand right?
311
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,967
You understand?
312
00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,466
- [Women] Yes, sir.
313
00:14:00,175 --> 00:14:02,050
- Alright, Higgins Creek, right?
314
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:05,050
Alright down here
a couple of licks,
315
00:14:05,134 --> 00:14:07,175
go to the fork in the,
316
00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:08,633
listen, do you have a map?
317
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,217
- Oh, no.
318
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:14,300
- No, well that instills a
great deal of confidence in me.
319
00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:15,175
- Well we've been going
there since we were kids
320
00:14:15,259 --> 00:14:17,341
so we know--
- Yeah, just the same,
321
00:14:17,425 --> 00:14:20,925
I'd feel a whole lot
better if you'd take this.
322
00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,259
Am I right?
323
00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:25,300
Here, this is my
birthday present for you.
324
00:14:25,383 --> 00:14:27,259
- Thanks.
- Okay.
325
00:14:27,341 --> 00:14:30,050
Alright ladies, be on your
way before I change my mind.
326
00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:31,383
- Yeah, don't mention it.
327
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:39,092
(truck engine revving)
328
00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,591
(peaceful music)
329
00:15:09,383 --> 00:15:11,425
(women chattering)
330
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:30,259
- How long is it gonna
take to get to this place?
331
00:15:30,341 --> 00:15:31,967
- (sighs) I know, I feel like
we've been walking forever.
332
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,425
- This is some bullshit!
333
00:15:34,508 --> 00:15:35,925
- Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
334
00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:37,883
you guys, I'm getting really
tired of all the complaining.
335
00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:40,092
I've told you,
we'll be there soon.
336
00:15:40,175 --> 00:15:41,550
- Yeah, well that's the problem.
337
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:45,633
You keep saying that but soon
never seems to get there.
338
00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:46,883
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
339
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,009
- It's not about feeling
a damn way, it's a fact.
340
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:51,925
- Look, what do you
want me to do about it?
341
00:15:52,009 --> 00:15:53,092
- Jess, do you know if
this is the right way
342
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:55,300
or you're just going along
with what Aubrey's saying?
343
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:56,425
And be honest.
344
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,508
- Well (sighs),
345
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,842
I mean, it does seem
to be taking a while.
346
00:16:02,925 --> 00:16:04,341
But, I do recognize all of this.
347
00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:08,508
- Yeah but do you remember it
taking this long to get there?
348
00:16:08,591 --> 00:16:11,050
We should've been
there by now, right?
349
00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:11,967
- It kinda feels that way.
- I fucking knew it.
350
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,259
Where's the damn map?
351
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,092
- Look, for your information,
I remember just fine
352
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,466
and we're going the right way.
353
00:16:19,550 --> 00:16:20,967
Give her the map.
354
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:23,883
- I may have sweated
on it a little.
355
00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:26,217
- Ugh, what did he
do with this thing?
356
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,383
- You probably
don't want to know.
357
00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:30,925
- I can't make heads
or tails of this.
358
00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:31,883
- Here.
359
00:16:34,591 --> 00:16:38,466
So we started here and
we want to go here.
360
00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:39,383
- Okay, I got it.
361
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,383
So where's that put us now?
362
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:42,508
- That's a good question.
363
00:16:42,591 --> 00:16:44,050
- You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
364
00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:45,341
(ominous music)
(loud banging)
365
00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:46,717
(women gasping)
366
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,425
- What the hell was that?
(leaves crunching)
367
00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,092
- Where is that coming from?
368
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:49,800
- [Donna] It's
probably just a animal.
369
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:50,508
- Think it's in front of us.
370
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,341
- [Michelle] Should we run?
371
00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,925
- No, no, we don't
want to do that.
372
00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:56,175
- What if it's a bear?
373
00:16:56,259 --> 00:16:57,383
- Or a Saskwatch?
374
00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:58,758
- This isn't funny!
- Who's laughing?
375
00:16:58,842 --> 00:16:59,842
- I say we make a run for it.
376
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:00,717
- No, what if we do and
Big Foot or whatever
377
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,967
freaks out and
starts charging us?
378
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,134
- I thought that saskwatches
were supposed to avoid people?
379
00:17:04,217 --> 00:17:05,633
- I don't know what they do.
380
00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:07,883
But do you really want to
roll the dice and find out?
381
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:13,009
(suspenseful music)
- Everyone stand behind me.
382
00:17:17,134 --> 00:17:18,883
- I don't hear anything anymore.
383
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,425
- I don't either.
384
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:21,550
Do you think it went away?
385
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:22,758
- I think so.
386
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,758
(suspenseful music)
(women screaming)
387
00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:25,800
- Help!
388
00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:26,925
Help me! Help me!
389
00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:28,925
- Hey, buddy,
what's your problem?
390
00:17:29,009 --> 00:17:30,425
- How'd you know my name?
391
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,550
- What?
392
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,758
- Stay away from me.
393
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:33,300
- You're the one that's
trippin' out on us, man.
394
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:35,300
- Stay away from me!
395
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,259
Stay away!
- Okay, that was fun.
396
00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:38,508
Can we go now?
397
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,092
- Yeah, good idea.
398
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:48,800
- [Donna] Come on.
399
00:17:48,883 --> 00:17:50,925
Jess.
400
00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:51,508
- Jess, come on.
401
00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:55,134
- It's okay, it's
alright, I got this.
402
00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,050
- Screw that, look at him!
403
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,341
He's clearly looney toons.
404
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,758
(buddy whimpering)
- Hey, buddy.
405
00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:03,925
Buddy, is that your name?
406
00:18:04,009 --> 00:18:05,217
- That's what people call me.
407
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,217
- They call you Buddy?
408
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:09,591
Well that's kind of funny.
409
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,800
Why do people call you that?
410
00:18:13,883 --> 00:18:15,300
- Because I'm everybody's buddy.
411
00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:17,883
Wanna know something?
- Hmm?
412
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:18,967
- Dug was my buddy.
413
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:19,925
- Oh.
414
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:22,967
- He's dead now.
415
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:25,383
He was my bestest buddy
in the whole world
416
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:26,217
and now he's dead!
417
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:29,925
And now Dug is
dead! (whimpering)
418
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,758
- Hey, hey.
419
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:35,466
I'm really sorry to hear that.
420
00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:39,550
Can you tell me what happened?
421
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,466
- It happened out there.
422
00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:43,591
In the forest.
423
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,175
Dug saw him first.
424
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,134
It was a monster or a
demon and he was hunting us
425
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,717
and we were the
prey and it got Dug.
426
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,675
It got Dug and now
it's coming for me.
427
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:58,217
It's coming for me!
428
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,009
- Stay with me, here.
429
00:18:59,092 --> 00:19:00,675
Stay with me, okay?
430
00:19:02,259 --> 00:19:05,633
Buddy, why would someone
want to kill you?
431
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:10,633
- The weed.
432
00:19:12,508 --> 00:19:15,341
- Did he just say the weed?
433
00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,175
(gasping)
- Whoa.
434
00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:18,591
- Holy crapballs!
435
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,550
- Take it.
- Yeah, Jess, Jess,
436
00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:23,800
oblige the guy.
- No, no, no.
437
00:19:23,883 --> 00:19:24,383
You heard what Ranger Rick said.
438
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,550
What if he stole that?
439
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,050
- That's his problem, that's
got nothing to do with us.
440
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:33,466
You know like, like, like
finders keepers and shit!
441
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:35,092
- Take it, take it,
take it, please take it!
442
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,383
Please, please!
443
00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:40,591
Now it's your weed.
444
00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:42,925
And that means you're next.
445
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:45,300
You're all next.
446
00:19:47,175 --> 00:19:47,717
You're all next!
447
00:19:49,633 --> 00:19:51,633
- What a weirdo.
- Whoa.
448
00:19:51,717 --> 00:19:54,883
- Fuck yeah, that
weirdo hooked it up!
449
00:19:56,633 --> 00:20:00,259
(sighs excitedly) That is a
thing of beauty right there.
450
00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:03,633
There's gotta be at
least like a (laughing)
451
00:20:03,717 --> 00:20:08,009
there's a butt load
of weed in this bag!
452
00:20:08,092 --> 00:20:10,217
- Wow, yep, that's
a lot of weed.
453
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,550
(mumbling excitedly)
454
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:17,466
- Guys, guys!
455
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:20,134
We need to go find Ranger
Rick and tell him about this.
456
00:20:20,217 --> 00:20:21,425
- What?
- Come on, Jess.
457
00:20:21,508 --> 00:20:23,383
Are you really that gullible?
458
00:20:23,466 --> 00:20:24,883
- Hey, you heard the guy.
459
00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:26,591
There could be a dead or
a dying person out there.
460
00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:27,925
- Okay, I heard him
but he wasn't exactly
461
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,092
firing off on all
cylinders, now was he?
462
00:20:30,175 --> 00:20:33,175
- Yeah, that dude was fucked
up on some gnarly mushrooms
463
00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:35,425
or something.
- Yeah, exactly.
464
00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:37,050
So whatever his deal was or is,
465
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,758
I say let it not
ruin our weekend.
466
00:20:38,842 --> 00:20:43,175
That is if you can ever
figure out where we're going.
467
00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:45,633
- Like I said, we're here.
468
00:20:45,717 --> 00:20:47,300
And if we just take
the fork up the hill,
469
00:20:47,383 --> 00:20:50,550
we'll be right there.
470
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:51,591
- Uh-huh.
471
00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:52,925
(laughing)
472
00:20:53,009 --> 00:20:53,925
- So you guys wanna
go or you wanna
473
00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:55,050
stand around here all day?
474
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:58,591
- It's your show, Ace.
- Thank you.
475
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,009
- Congratulations.
476
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,550
(ominous music)
477
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:06,967
- Hey, Jess, you comin?
- Yeah.
478
00:21:14,383 --> 00:21:18,259
(suspenseful music)
479
00:21:53,092 --> 00:21:56,009
(crying)
480
00:22:04,842 --> 00:22:07,800
(crying and yelling)
481
00:22:13,425 --> 00:22:14,508
(woman laughing)
- Does anyone know
482
00:22:14,591 --> 00:22:15,466
any good Dead Baby Jokes?
483
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:16,925
- Oh my God!
(laughing)
484
00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:20,383
- [Donna] Have any of you guys
ever had sex while camping?
485
00:22:20,466 --> 00:22:22,009
- Not yet.
- No.
486
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:25,259
- Well, trust me, it's intense.
487
00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:27,550
- Ha, ha, ha, ha.
(laughing)
488
00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:29,466
- Okay, what about this one?
489
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,633
What do you get when the
mafia crosses the road?
490
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:32,758
- What?
491
00:22:32,842 --> 00:22:35,466
- Forget about it, huh?
492
00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:36,425
- Ha, ha!
493
00:22:37,633 --> 00:22:38,259
- Okay, what do you get
whenever you cross a-
494
00:22:38,341 --> 00:22:40,050
- Okay, I vote no more, please
495
00:22:40,134 --> 00:22:41,050
- Yeah, no more.
496
00:22:41,134 --> 00:22:42,925
- But this one's really good.
497
00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:44,883
(gunshot blasting)
498
00:22:44,967 --> 00:22:46,967
Whoa, is that what
I think it is?
499
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,550
(gunshot blasting)
500
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,009
- Where the hell
have you taken me?
501
00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:50,717
- Hey, stop shooting!
502
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,466
There are people over here!
503
00:22:52,550 --> 00:22:54,717
- Hey, did y'all see that?
504
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,967
That's a quick little
bastard, isn't he?
505
00:22:58,050 --> 00:22:59,925
Man, did y'all see where
that jack rabbit went?
506
00:23:00,009 --> 00:23:03,591
- No and don't you know it's
illegal to hunt out here?
507
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:04,466
- Don't you worry, honey.
508
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:05,591
This here is just some buckshot.
509
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:06,758
- Well in that case.
510
00:23:06,842 --> 00:23:08,466
- Yeah, you could've
killed someone!
511
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:11,925
- Oh my gosh, I'm
terribly sorry ladies.
512
00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:14,175
Any you broads get hit?
- Luckily, no.
513
00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:16,758
- Okay, then, I guess we
got nothing left to discuss.
514
00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:17,925
- Yeah we do.
515
00:23:18,009 --> 00:23:19,508
Bet it makes you feel
like a real tough guy,
516
00:23:19,591 --> 00:23:20,883
killing and torturing
little animals, huh?
517
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:23,758
- Can we not do this?
- Why, fuck that guy!
518
00:23:23,842 --> 00:23:25,175
- You got something
you wanna say to me?
519
00:23:25,259 --> 00:23:26,134
- Yeah, plenty.
520
00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:28,175
And if you weren't
lugging around that piece
521
00:23:28,259 --> 00:23:30,092
of male compensation I would
tell you how I really feel.
522
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,425
- What are you, one of
them big city libtards,
523
00:23:31,508 --> 00:23:33,883
who don't believe in freedom?
524
00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:35,259
- Oh no, on the contrary, I
believe you can do whatever the
525
00:23:35,341 --> 00:23:37,300
hell you want as long as you
don't behave like an asshole.
526
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:40,300
- Let me tell you something,
as long as I got my rights,
527
00:23:40,383 --> 00:23:43,175
I'm going to exercise them,
whether you like it or not.
528
00:23:43,259 --> 00:23:44,466
- Yeah, what about
our right not to die?
529
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:47,050
- Well that all depends.
530
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,800
You armed?
- Obviously, no.
531
00:23:48,883 --> 00:23:51,591
- Well if you had
any sense, you would.
532
00:23:51,675 --> 00:23:53,633
Trust me, get your ass a gun.
533
00:23:53,717 --> 00:23:56,175
Legally or illegally,
it don't matter.
534
00:23:56,259 --> 00:23:58,800
Because the government,
nor the police,
535
00:23:58,883 --> 00:24:01,925
nor your daddy, nor no
one is gon protect you.
536
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,633
- You need to like get high
and chillax are something.
537
00:24:08,717 --> 00:24:08,925
Here, here...
538
00:24:13,925 --> 00:24:15,967
My gift to you.
- What are you,
539
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:19,092
the weed fairy?
- Yeah, why not?
540
00:24:19,175 --> 00:24:20,341
You must give to
receive, as they say.
541
00:24:20,425 --> 00:24:21,259
- What you got here?
542
00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:23,633
A little reefer?
543
00:24:24,341 --> 00:24:26,633
- Just take it, it's yours.
544
00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:28,092
Just do us a favor,
545
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:31,842
just stop hunting and
shooting and stuff, alright?
546
00:24:31,925 --> 00:24:35,842
It's 420, you shouldn't go out
of your way to kill things.
547
00:24:35,925 --> 00:24:38,300
You got something
to smoke that with?
548
00:24:38,383 --> 00:24:39,675
- Yeah, got me a lighter.
549
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:40,842
- Alright.
550
00:24:40,925 --> 00:24:42,925
Oh, hell yeah, you're
all set right there.
551
00:24:43,009 --> 00:24:44,425
You can just like
roll that shit up
552
00:24:44,508 --> 00:24:47,175
and smoke that blunt like a G.
553
00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:47,758
- Like a what now?
554
00:24:47,842 --> 00:24:50,425
- Nevermind, you just...
555
00:24:51,466 --> 00:24:53,633
Take a cigar and you're
gonna split it right down
556
00:24:53,717 --> 00:24:55,591
the middle, hollow
out the tobacco,
557
00:24:55,675 --> 00:24:57,009
when you're left with
all the paper stuff,
558
00:24:57,092 --> 00:25:00,092
just roll it on up like a
joint, you're good to go.
559
00:25:00,175 --> 00:25:03,383
- Hmm, alright, much obliged.
560
00:25:03,466 --> 00:25:04,675
- Just remember our deal.
561
00:25:04,758 --> 00:25:07,092
Puff, puff don't bang, bang.
562
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:14,466
And that's how you
resolve conflict.
563
00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:16,717
- Yeah it's great.
564
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,717
Now we got some nut
job carrying a gun,
565
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,550
high out of his mind
wandering around here.
566
00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:22,050
You totally made us safe.
567
00:25:22,134 --> 00:25:23,383
- Aw, weed doesn't
work that way.
568
00:25:23,466 --> 00:25:26,050
He's gonna smoke it
and not wanna do shit.
569
00:25:26,134 --> 00:25:29,175
(lighthearted music)
570
00:25:37,466 --> 00:25:41,425
(lighthearted music)
571
00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:52,466
(women chattering)
572
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,883
- Yes, I do.
573
00:26:01,508 --> 00:26:02,050
Ugh, oh my gosh.
574
00:26:09,009 --> 00:26:10,092
- Yes, please.
575
00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:14,633
(laughing)
576
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:18,134
Oh, this feels so good.
577
00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:27,175
It's so quiet out here.
578
00:26:27,259 --> 00:26:28,134
It's kinda nice, actually.
579
00:26:28,217 --> 00:26:30,092
- I think that's the
first positive thing
580
00:26:30,175 --> 00:26:30,800
you've said since we got here.
581
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:33,300
- Oh, come on.
(laughing)
582
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,842
I haven't been
complaining that much.
583
00:26:34,925 --> 00:26:36,883
And you have to admit,
that hike was ridiculous.
584
00:26:36,967 --> 00:26:38,717
- Sure, I was just
scared you were gonna
585
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,300
have regrets about coming.
586
00:26:40,383 --> 00:26:42,009
- Not yet.
587
00:26:43,717 --> 00:26:47,134
No, I'm actually really
glad you dragged me along.
588
00:26:47,217 --> 00:26:49,300
- See, I knew you'd come around.
589
00:26:49,383 --> 00:26:52,633
Now imagine once we bust out
the sleeping bags and we just
590
00:26:52,717 --> 00:26:55,341
lay here all night with
the stars above our head.
591
00:26:55,425 --> 00:26:56,341
- Are you high?
592
00:26:56,425 --> 00:26:57,341
I'm not sleepin' outside.
593
00:26:57,425 --> 00:27:00,092
That's what we brought
the tent for, right?
594
00:27:00,175 --> 00:27:01,967
- You have no
sense of adventure.
595
00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,967
(fly buzzing)
596
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:07,466
Ugh, this bug needs
to get away from me.
597
00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:10,300
- Alright ladies,
I'd love to sit here
598
00:27:10,383 --> 00:27:11,967
and recharge my batteries
with the rest of you guys
599
00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:14,259
but we have to set up
camp and I'm sure as hell
600
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:15,591
not gonna do it by myself.
601
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:18,175
- You're such a slave driver.
- I know.
602
00:27:18,259 --> 00:27:19,675
It's just as soon as we
get this off our shoulders,
603
00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:21,341
the sooner we can party.
604
00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:22,633
- Amen to that!
605
00:27:23,259 --> 00:27:25,092
But can we eat first?
606
00:27:25,175 --> 00:27:26,009
Seriously, I'm starving.
607
00:27:26,092 --> 00:27:28,383
I'm so hungry I
could eat a horse.
608
00:27:28,466 --> 00:27:30,341
- How bout some lips and
assholes instead, huh?
609
00:27:30,425 --> 00:27:30,675
- That's disgusting.
610
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,425
- Yummy.
611
00:27:32,508 --> 00:27:33,800
- So, you guys set the tent up
612
00:27:33,883 --> 00:27:35,050
and I'll grill these puppies up.
613
00:27:35,134 --> 00:27:36,425
What do you say?
614
00:27:36,508 --> 00:27:38,633
- It works for me.
- Cool.
615
00:27:39,466 --> 00:27:42,508
- Does anyone want a beer?
- Yes!
616
00:27:47,425 --> 00:27:50,050
(upbeat music)
617
00:27:52,550 --> 00:27:55,175
- So, I think this
thing goes up.
618
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,341
- Oh yeah, it looks
like they're supposed
619
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,883
to get into each other.
- Okay.
620
00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:01,925
- Oh, yeah here it is.
621
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,591
- One step done.
622
00:28:05,341 --> 00:28:06,217
- Okay, I got it.
- Oh, you do?
623
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,633
- Yes, okay, so snap
all these things on
624
00:28:09,717 --> 00:28:11,092
and then go to the bottom.
625
00:28:15,009 --> 00:28:17,341
- Hey, you did it, good job.
626
00:28:17,967 --> 00:28:20,092
- Yay you figured it out!
627
00:28:20,175 --> 00:28:22,466
♪ Just give in to the ecstasy ♪
628
00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:24,050
♪ Let me show you what
it's like to fly ♪
629
00:28:24,134 --> 00:28:28,175
♪ Do you wanna get
high, high, high ♪
630
00:28:28,259 --> 00:28:30,758
♪ Seein' explosions in the sky ♪
631
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:34,842
♪ Wanna get high, high, high ♪
632
00:28:34,925 --> 00:28:37,883
♪ Screamin' my name
when I touch you right ♪
633
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:41,134
♪ You wanna get
high, high, high ♪
634
00:28:41,217 --> 00:28:44,591
♪ Leavin' you breathless
in the night ♪
635
00:28:44,675 --> 00:28:46,800
♪ Wanna get high, high, high ♪
636
00:28:46,883 --> 00:28:48,466
♪ Wanna get high, high, high ♪
637
00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:51,217
- How's it goin?
638
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:51,967
- Good.
639
00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:53,508
How's the dogs?
640
00:28:53,591 --> 00:28:55,925
- I think it's gonna be
another minute or two.
641
00:28:56,009 --> 00:28:57,591
What I actually meant
is how is that goin?
642
00:28:57,675 --> 00:28:58,800
- We practically
grew up together.
643
00:28:58,883 --> 00:29:00,259
- So?
644
00:29:00,341 --> 00:29:03,383
- So, I don't wanna
screw that up.
645
00:29:03,466 --> 00:29:06,758
Plus, I never really
told her anything.
646
00:29:09,925 --> 00:29:10,758
So I just wanna make sure
she has a good birthday.
647
00:29:10,842 --> 00:29:13,800
Period, end of story.
648
00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:15,300
- Well if you ask me, I
think you should make like
649
00:29:15,383 --> 00:29:16,925
Young MC and bust a move.
650
00:29:17,009 --> 00:29:20,591
- I'll keep that
in mind, thanks.
651
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:21,217
- Oh shit, can you
grab me that plate?
652
00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:24,300
It's burning on the side.
653
00:29:24,383 --> 00:29:26,134
- I can't wait to blaze you up.
654
00:29:26,217 --> 00:29:26,800
- I'm surprised you
haven't done it already.
655
00:29:26,883 --> 00:29:29,092
- Oh, it's coming.
656
00:29:29,175 --> 00:29:30,842
I'm just waiting
for the right time.
657
00:29:30,925 --> 00:29:33,217
- What's the right time?
- 4:20, of course.
658
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,259
- Oh, right, of course.
659
00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:35,883
- I just think it's a
crying shame that you
660
00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:38,925
are not going to partake.
661
00:29:39,009 --> 00:29:39,758
- Hey, I don't mind pot.
662
00:29:39,842 --> 00:29:43,259
It's just never been my jam.
663
00:29:43,341 --> 00:29:46,967
You know, I've tried it and
got really really paranoid.
664
00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:50,800
Then I just spaced
out and passed out.
665
00:29:50,883 --> 00:29:53,175
Just not fun for me.
666
00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:54,758
But I don't care
if you guys do it.
667
00:29:54,842 --> 00:29:55,883
Go ahead.
668
00:29:55,967 --> 00:29:56,842
Smoke, be happy.
669
00:29:56,925 --> 00:29:57,883
- Yeah but that's the thing.
670
00:29:57,967 --> 00:30:00,300
Your birthday is on 4-20.
671
00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:02,300
You do realize that right?
- No.
672
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:03,134
(laughing)
673
00:30:03,217 --> 00:30:05,217
- So what do you do instead?
674
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:06,009
You reject it?
675
00:30:06,092 --> 00:30:07,092
- Reject what?
676
00:30:07,175 --> 00:30:08,217
- Your destiny.
677
00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:10,925
- If the opportunity
presented itself, maybe.
678
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:14,925
But, even then I don't
know what I'd do or say.
679
00:30:16,092 --> 00:30:17,009
- Okay, you know this
might sound crazy,
680
00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:18,675
but you should just
tell her how you feel.
681
00:30:18,758 --> 00:30:20,341
- Just tell her.
- No, the fuckin' Easter Bunny
682
00:30:20,425 --> 00:30:20,925
Yes, tell Jess.
683
00:30:21,009 --> 00:30:23,050
Don't be ridiculous.
684
00:30:23,134 --> 00:30:24,675
- Do I look like I
need love advice?
685
00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:26,425
- (laughs) Frankly, yes.
686
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:27,675
I mean from my vantage point,
687
00:30:27,758 --> 00:30:28,883
you look like a
scared little girl
688
00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:29,842
that's willing to
wait on the sidelines
689
00:30:29,925 --> 00:30:31,675
and watch the parade
of life pass her by.
690
00:30:31,758 --> 00:30:32,633
- That's a little harsh.
691
00:30:32,717 --> 00:30:33,883
- Well the truth
can be that way.
692
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:35,466
- All I'm saying is,
with all the bad shit
693
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:38,050
that's happened on 4-20,
we need a person like you
694
00:30:38,134 --> 00:30:41,092
smoking out to keep
things balanced.
695
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:41,883
- Wait, I'm lost.
696
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:43,758
Why is 4-20 a bad day?
697
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,758
- Lot's of reasons.
698
00:30:44,842 --> 00:30:46,050
I mean, you do know
what historical figure
699
00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:47,758
was born on this
very day, right?
700
00:30:47,842 --> 00:30:49,134
I assume you know.
701
00:30:49,217 --> 00:30:51,550
- Oh, no I never
heard that before.
702
00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:54,050
- Well then don't say anything.
703
00:30:54,134 --> 00:30:55,842
Would you care to
venture a guess?
704
00:30:55,925 --> 00:30:58,134
- Hmm, Bob Marley?
705
00:30:58,217 --> 00:30:59,383
- No, that's an urban legend.
706
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:01,300
No, it wasn't Jim
Morrison either.
707
00:31:01,383 --> 00:31:05,300
- Try to think of someone
a little more genocidey.
708
00:31:05,383 --> 00:31:06,259
- I don't know, I give up.
709
00:31:06,341 --> 00:31:07,217
- Adolf Hitler?
- Wow!
710
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,717
You share a birthday
with Hitler, really?
711
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,383
- Mm-hm, sucks right?
712
00:31:12,967 --> 00:31:14,050
- There's a bunch of
other jacked up shit
713
00:31:14,134 --> 00:31:15,259
that's happened on 420.
714
00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:18,217
Which is why it's
our collective duty
715
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,134
to blaze up on this day.
716
00:31:20,217 --> 00:31:22,925
- What in God's name
are you talkin' about?
717
00:31:23,009 --> 00:31:24,925
- I don't know if she'd
go for someone like me.
718
00:31:25,009 --> 00:31:26,092
- Look, it's gonna
come down to this,
719
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,967
you're gonna have to ask
yourself one simple question.
720
00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:30,425
How badly do you want it?
721
00:31:30,508 --> 00:31:31,591
- What do you mean?
722
00:31:31,675 --> 00:31:33,425
- I mean, how bad do
you want to be with her?
723
00:31:33,508 --> 00:31:35,425
- There's nothing more that
I want in this whole world.
724
00:31:35,508 --> 00:31:37,425
- Okay well then you have it.
725
00:31:37,508 --> 00:31:40,425
Because anyone can get
anything and I mean anything,
726
00:31:40,508 --> 00:31:41,925
provided they want
it badly enough.
727
00:31:42,009 --> 00:31:44,633
- What if I tell her how I feel
728
00:31:44,717 --> 00:31:47,550
and she looks at me like
I'm some kind of freak?
729
00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:49,466
- Look, if she shoots you down
730
00:31:49,550 --> 00:31:51,758
and is too stupid to realize
what a good person you are
731
00:31:51,842 --> 00:31:54,591
then she isn't
worth it, trust me.
732
00:31:57,633 --> 00:31:59,967
- That's nice.
- It's true.
733
00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:03,508
- Okay, no offense, but
I think you may have
734
00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:05,633
officially smoked
yourself retarded.
735
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,425
(laughing)
736
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:12,800
- (chuckling sarcastically)
The lists don't lie, okay?
737
00:32:12,883 --> 00:32:15,800
April 20, 1961, the
Bay of Pigs fiasco.
738
00:32:15,883 --> 00:32:17,967
Huge foreign policy blunder.
739
00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:21,300
April 20, 1993, the Waco Siege.
740
00:32:21,383 --> 00:32:23,466
Lots of people killed
and burned alive.
741
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,758
April 20, 1995,
Oklahoma City Bombing.
742
00:32:27,925 --> 00:32:30,134
Worse attack on US soil
since Pearl Harbor.
743
00:32:30,217 --> 00:32:33,092
April 20, 1999 was the
Columbine High School massacre.
744
00:32:33,175 --> 00:32:35,050
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
745
00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:37,175
are you trying to depress
me on my birthday?
746
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:38,466
- Fine, I will stop there.
747
00:32:38,550 --> 00:32:40,842
But if you dig deeper you're
gonna find a lot more shit,
748
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:43,425
I can promise you.
749
00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:44,967
That shit's mind
blowing isn't it?
750
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:46,675
- Sure but what does that
have to do with people
751
00:32:46,758 --> 00:32:47,717
getting high on 4-20?
752
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,591
- To ward off all the bad
vibes and evil spirits.
753
00:32:51,675 --> 00:32:52,800
I mean, think about it.
754
00:32:52,883 --> 00:32:54,967
With all those dark
forces bouncing around.
755
00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:58,050
It almost becomes
imperative that people just
756
00:32:58,134 --> 00:32:59,550
chill the fuck out on 4-20.
757
00:33:01,092 --> 00:33:03,050
That makes sense right?
758
00:33:03,134 --> 00:33:05,842
- Yeah.
(laughing)
759
00:33:05,925 --> 00:33:07,341
- Go ahead, laugh it up.
760
00:33:07,425 --> 00:33:08,550
But by me being loaded,
it's like I am personally
761
00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:14,217
shielding you from all the
potential harm that's out there.
762
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:15,591
- Oh, thank you.
763
00:33:17,591 --> 00:33:18,967
You're our hero.
764
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:20,259
- Damn right.
765
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:23,967
- Hey, come on.
- Come on.
766
00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:25,883
- I'm just jokin'!
767
00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:27,883
- (laughs) Is she serious?
768
00:33:27,967 --> 00:33:31,175
- God, she's hardcore
about this shit.
769
00:33:32,092 --> 00:33:35,550
- I know, I'm so hungry.
770
00:33:35,633 --> 00:33:36,009
- I'm hungry.
771
00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:38,717
- Wanna grab it?
772
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,508
- Behold a feast.
773
00:33:40,591 --> 00:33:41,425
(cheering)
774
00:33:41,508 --> 00:33:42,466
- Whoa, she is hungry.
775
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:47,508
(women chattering)
776
00:33:48,925 --> 00:33:50,925
- Nice.
777
00:33:51,009 --> 00:33:53,009
- Since Ranger Dickhead
drank half our beer,
778
00:33:53,092 --> 00:33:54,383
I thought we'd class
it up with some--
779
00:33:54,466 --> 00:33:57,217
(women cheering)
780
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,050
- Yeah, hotdogs and champagne.
781
00:33:59,134 --> 00:34:05,092
(cork pops)
(women cheering)
782
00:34:08,175 --> 00:34:09,259
- For you.
783
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,300
Okay, a toast to Jess.
784
00:34:13,591 --> 00:34:15,383
I think that we all can
agree that the world
785
00:34:15,466 --> 00:34:18,800
would be a much
more colorful place
786
00:34:18,883 --> 00:34:21,175
if there were more
people like you in it.
787
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:22,717
- Don't make me cry.
788
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,134
- But I believe that God
must've really broken the mold
789
00:34:26,217 --> 00:34:30,425
when he made you because
you are one-of-a-kind.
790
00:34:30,508 --> 00:34:33,758
So, I say, screw the
rest of the world.
791
00:34:33,842 --> 00:34:36,842
I think we will keep
you for ourselves.
792
00:34:36,925 --> 00:34:37,758
Happy Birthday, Jess.
793
00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:39,009
- [Group] Happy Birthday!
794
00:34:39,092 --> 00:34:40,341
- Love you.
795
00:34:40,425 --> 00:34:45,341
♪ How long til you see we're
not giving into your madness ♪
796
00:34:46,341 --> 00:34:47,633
- This is good.
797
00:34:47,717 --> 00:34:48,217
- It is good, I
could use some more.
798
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,134
- Yep, it hits the spot.
799
00:34:50,217 --> 00:34:52,508
- Oo, me too.
- Yes, please.
800
00:34:55,050 --> 00:34:56,259
- I'm gonna get one
of these dogs now.
801
00:34:56,341 --> 00:34:57,717
(laughing)
802
00:35:01,341 --> 00:35:04,758
Don't act like you didn't know.
803
00:35:05,717 --> 00:35:07,925
(laughing)
804
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:18,717
(whistling)
(ominous music)
805
00:35:53,259 --> 00:35:56,425
(suspenseful music)
806
00:36:10,633 --> 00:36:13,508
(leaves rustling)
807
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:30,591
(limb cracking)
(suspenseful music)
808
00:36:58,134 --> 00:37:00,092
- Jesus.
809
00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:01,508
Good Lord.
810
00:37:01,591 --> 00:37:03,050
Yep, mm-hmm, yep.
811
00:37:09,383 --> 00:37:10,259
Damn.
812
00:37:12,341 --> 00:37:14,050
That young lady
(suspenseful music)
813
00:37:14,134 --> 00:37:16,633
knew what she was talking about.
814
00:37:30,092 --> 00:37:32,550
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
815
00:37:33,675 --> 00:37:36,217
Can't we just talk about this?
816
00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:38,925
Go for it.
817
00:37:46,175 --> 00:37:47,967
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doin?
818
00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:50,591
(screaming)
819
00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:00,591
- I don't know why I
pictured it somewhere else.
820
00:38:00,675 --> 00:38:01,466
(burping)
821
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:03,300
- Woo, man that
really hit the spot.
822
00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:06,883
- Yeah, compliments to the chef.
823
00:38:08,508 --> 00:38:09,633
- Thanks guys, I
really appreciate it
824
00:38:09,717 --> 00:38:11,508
but it's kind of hard
to screw up hotdogs.
825
00:38:11,591 --> 00:38:12,967
I mean, you'd
almost have to try.
826
00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:16,259
- Don't sell your,
short change yourself.
827
00:38:16,341 --> 00:38:17,842
(laughing)
828
00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:18,842
Seriously, it was really good.
829
00:38:18,925 --> 00:38:22,717
- Well, the culinary arts
are my life's passion.
830
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,550
- Really?
831
00:38:23,633 --> 00:38:25,550
(laughing)
I had no idea.
832
00:38:25,633 --> 00:38:27,259
- No.
- I'm kidding!
833
00:38:28,925 --> 00:38:31,092
Seriously, you'd be lucky
not to die of food poisoning.
834
00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,259
- Thank you.
835
00:38:33,425 --> 00:38:36,092
- So Aubrey told me you
went back to school.
836
00:38:36,175 --> 00:38:38,175
- Mm-hm.
837
00:38:38,259 --> 00:38:39,341
Taking some PhD classes.
838
00:38:39,425 --> 00:38:40,758
- Doing anything for job?
839
00:38:40,842 --> 00:38:44,259
- Mm-hmm I teach self-defense,
couple nights a week.
840
00:38:44,341 --> 00:38:46,175
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
841
00:38:46,259 --> 00:38:48,134
- Like karate and
kung fu and shit?
842
00:38:48,217 --> 00:38:51,175
- Those are different
things but whatever.
843
00:38:51,259 --> 00:38:52,300
- Well are you any good?
844
00:38:52,383 --> 00:38:53,383
- What teaching?
845
00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:54,800
- No, fighting.
846
00:38:54,883 --> 00:38:56,050
- No.
847
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,758
No, I just do it for exercise.
848
00:38:57,842 --> 00:39:00,508
- Oh no, no, no, no, no
she's just being modest.
849
00:39:00,591 --> 00:39:02,466
Jess can throw down.
850
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:03,259
For real.
- No.
851
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:03,800
- Yeah right.
852
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,217
- No, I'm serious.
853
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,383
Come on, show her what you got.
854
00:39:07,466 --> 00:39:08,508
- Stop, no.
855
00:39:09,217 --> 00:39:10,550
- I want to see.
856
00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:11,758
I mean, seriously I
don't think you could
857
00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,758
actually do something if someone
tried to really hurt you.
858
00:39:13,842 --> 00:39:16,633
- Oh, someone's
talkin' mad shit, yo.
859
00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:17,425
- I mean, come on.
860
00:39:17,508 --> 00:39:18,883
Come on, cupcake.
861
00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,009
Come on.
862
00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:23,633
- [Group] Show us, show
us, show us, show us.
863
00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:28,842
(laughing)
(cheering)
864
00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:36,675
- It doesn't work like that
I can't just attack you.
865
00:39:36,758 --> 00:39:37,800
- Well, that's lame what's
the point in knowing
866
00:39:37,883 --> 00:39:39,883
Ninjitsu and shit if you
can't show off a little?
867
00:39:39,967 --> 00:39:40,758
- Look, how bout this?
868
00:39:40,842 --> 00:39:42,092
Rachel you try to restrain her
869
00:39:42,175 --> 00:39:43,758
then you'll see
what she's made of.
870
00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:45,425
- Fine, have it your way.
871
00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:49,591
(thudding)
(laughing)
872
00:39:49,675 --> 00:39:50,800
How'd you do that?
873
00:39:50,883 --> 00:39:52,175
- Just used your,
like a balance,
874
00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:53,842
your momentum against you.
875
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,092
It's pretty easy actually.
876
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:57,217
- Remind me not to piss you off.
877
00:39:57,300 --> 00:39:57,675
- Let me help.
878
00:39:57,758 --> 00:39:58,050
Are you okay?
879
00:39:58,134 --> 00:39:59,009
- Yeah.
880
00:40:01,175 --> 00:40:03,800
(melancholy country music)
881
00:40:08,217 --> 00:40:09,675
- Goddammit.
882
00:40:09,758 --> 00:40:11,883
(mumbling)
883
00:40:22,675 --> 00:40:25,967
(ominous music)
884
00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:27,092
What the fuck?
885
00:40:39,466 --> 00:40:42,591
(suspenseful music)
886
00:40:57,383 --> 00:41:00,550
(truck engine revving)
887
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,675
- I am officially
switching to water.
888
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:13,508
(women groaning and booing)
889
00:41:14,425 --> 00:41:18,134
Eh I'm a lightweight,
I'll admit it.
890
00:41:18,217 --> 00:41:19,466
- Oh shit, what time is it?
891
00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:20,508
- Uh, 4:18.
892
00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:22,675
(squealing excitedly)
893
00:41:22,758 --> 00:41:24,842
- Uh-oh, you almost missed it.
894
00:41:24,925 --> 00:41:26,550
- Almost but not quite
895
00:41:26,633 --> 00:41:29,883
and I brought just the thing.
- Oh no what is that?
896
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,175
- You did not bring that.
897
00:41:31,259 --> 00:41:32,717
You carried that
all the way here?
898
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,633
- You should know me by now.
899
00:41:34,717 --> 00:41:38,591
I don't fuck around when
it comes to the ganja.
900
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,092
Time?
- Uh, 4:19.
901
00:41:45,466 --> 00:41:47,550
- Alright, alright, alright.
902
00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:48,842
I'm assuming you're
all in on the session?
903
00:41:48,925 --> 00:41:51,508
- Yeah!
- No, you can count me out.
904
00:41:51,591 --> 00:41:55,383
- That's because you suck but
we already knew that so...
905
00:41:55,466 --> 00:41:56,550
The rest of you
are smoking though,
906
00:41:56,633 --> 00:41:58,092
I don't care what you say.
907
00:41:58,175 --> 00:41:58,217
Coolio.
908
00:41:59,633 --> 00:42:00,425
Who wants greens?
909
00:42:00,508 --> 00:42:01,717
- That's all you.
910
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,383
- I'm gonna take a
hit and pass it around
911
00:42:03,466 --> 00:42:04,883
and we just keep passing.
912
00:42:04,967 --> 00:42:06,842
Everyone has to get a hit in
before the 60 seconds are up,
913
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:07,508
got it?
- Yeah.
914
00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:08,925
- You're so funny.
915
00:42:09,009 --> 00:42:11,717
I don't know how you
actually managed to survive
916
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,675
as an adult on a
day-to-day basis.
917
00:42:13,758 --> 00:42:16,383
- Hey this is serious business.
918
00:42:16,466 --> 00:42:17,633
- [Jess] Apparently.
919
00:42:17,717 --> 00:42:18,425
- Do we all get it?
920
00:42:18,508 --> 00:42:19,217
Do we understand?
921
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:20,217
- Yes ma'am.
922
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,383
- Time and count it out.
923
00:42:21,466 --> 00:42:23,675
- Okay 4:19 and 47 seconds.
924
00:42:25,508 --> 00:42:27,092
50 seconds.
925
00:42:27,175 --> 00:42:30,967
10, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two , one.
926
00:42:35,508 --> 00:42:37,092
4:20, go!
927
00:42:37,175 --> 00:42:39,758
(upbeat music)
928
00:42:45,508 --> 00:42:48,508
(women chattering)
929
00:42:52,758 --> 00:42:58,050
(laughing)
(coughing)
930
00:43:16,383 --> 00:43:18,842
(cheering)
931
00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:22,341
(coughing)
932
00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:23,300
- Good job, guys.
933
00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,550
Mama's so proud of you.
934
00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:26,050
Not you, but you.
935
00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:31,009
- This stuff's really stone-y.
936
00:43:31,092 --> 00:43:32,259
- Yeah, it's nice and
fresh, that's why.
937
00:43:32,341 --> 00:43:35,175
- So, what do you guys wanna
do for the rest of the day?
938
00:43:35,259 --> 00:43:38,092
- Mm, I don't know,
where's that creek
939
00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:39,800
we've been hearing
so much about?
940
00:43:39,883 --> 00:43:41,508
- Oh, you just walk
straight that way
941
00:43:41,591 --> 00:43:42,758
and you will fall right in.
942
00:43:42,842 --> 00:43:44,967
(laughing)
943
00:43:45,050 --> 00:43:46,758
- We should go skinny dipping.
944
00:43:46,842 --> 00:43:47,842
- Oh, I'm so down.
945
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,341
- Ha, shocking.
946
00:43:49,425 --> 00:43:50,217
You know I'm half joking.
947
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,675
- And I'm half serious.
948
00:43:51,758 --> 00:43:53,550
- I know, that's why I don't
want you to get your hopes up.
949
00:43:53,633 --> 00:43:54,925
- Oh, the thought
never crossed my mind.
950
00:43:55,009 --> 00:43:56,341
- Yeah right.
951
00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:59,300
- But I do have a bottle of
champagne with your name on it.
952
00:43:59,383 --> 00:44:00,508
- Oh my.
953
00:44:00,591 --> 00:44:01,842
- So, what do you say, you down?
954
00:44:01,925 --> 00:44:06,175
- Well, when you
put it like that.
955
00:44:06,259 --> 00:44:08,341
- Don't wait up on us kids.
956
00:44:08,425 --> 00:44:09,883
- Bye.
- Have fun.
957
00:44:12,092 --> 00:44:12,967
- So,
958
00:44:14,425 --> 00:44:15,925
birthday girl.
- Yes?
959
00:44:16,009 --> 00:44:16,758
- What do you wanna do?
960
00:44:16,842 --> 00:44:19,009
- I'm cool with whatever.
961
00:44:19,092 --> 00:44:20,842
- No, it's your day.
962
00:44:21,925 --> 00:44:23,341
What do you want
to get out of it?
963
00:44:23,425 --> 00:44:24,675
- I don't know, I'd kinda like
to go to that lookout point,
964
00:44:24,758 --> 00:44:25,842
you know the one
we used to go to
965
00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:28,967
and watch the sunset?
- Eagles Cliff?
966
00:44:29,050 --> 00:44:32,591
- Yeah, you remember the name.
- Of course I do.
967
00:44:32,675 --> 00:44:34,383
- Yeah, I was thinkin
it was that way.
968
00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:35,675
- The trees look
a little different
969
00:44:35,758 --> 00:44:39,217
because of the fire but
I'm sure we'll find it.
970
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:40,883
- Alright, let's do it.
971
00:44:40,967 --> 00:44:42,383
- Alright.
972
00:44:42,466 --> 00:44:43,758
- Are you comin?
973
00:44:43,842 --> 00:44:46,259
- Oh no, I'm just gonna stay
here and guard the site.
974
00:44:46,341 --> 00:44:46,383
- Sure.
975
00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,050
Are you ready?
976
00:44:50,134 --> 00:44:51,633
- As I'll ever be.
977
00:44:53,466 --> 00:44:58,092
- Hey, what's the
big idea? (laughing)
978
00:44:58,175 --> 00:45:00,050
- I'm saving you from yourself.
979
00:45:00,134 --> 00:45:01,550
I think you've got
enough weed right there
980
00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:02,550
to hold you off for a while.
981
00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:03,092
- Oh, okay mom.
982
00:45:07,341 --> 00:45:11,341
Just the two of us kid. (sighs)
983
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,591
(bong bubbles)
984
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:21,092
(coughing)
985
00:45:21,842 --> 00:45:25,925
(laughing) I'm so high.
986
00:45:26,009 --> 00:45:28,134
(suspenseful music)
987
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:47,009
(ominous music)
988
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,550
- Oh Jesus.
989
00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:26,550
(peaceful music)
- Yeah, I like that song.
990
00:46:26,633 --> 00:46:29,800
(laughing)
991
00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:35,134
We're just gonna have our own
little dance party, Gerard.
992
00:46:35,217 --> 00:46:36,800
We don't need them.
993
00:46:39,009 --> 00:46:40,259
There's just more for us.
994
00:46:48,259 --> 00:46:50,466
Oh, just a little bit more.
995
00:46:53,717 --> 00:46:58,675
(ominous music)
(lighter striking)
996
00:47:04,217 --> 00:47:06,925
(bong bubbling)
997
00:47:08,591 --> 00:47:10,300
(ominous music)
998
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:25,758
(suspenseful music)
(muffled screaming)
999
00:47:41,092 --> 00:47:43,883
- We're camping, remember?
1000
00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:44,633
The wilderness.
1001
00:47:44,717 --> 00:47:45,967
- So are there like bears too?
1002
00:47:46,050 --> 00:47:46,717
Should we be--
1003
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,383
- Should be fine around here.
1004
00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:51,217
I don't think they really
come near the creek.
1005
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:53,300
- I don't know, that's
what people say before
1006
00:47:53,383 --> 00:47:54,967
they get attacked by a bear.
1007
00:47:55,050 --> 00:47:58,383
- You're gonna love
it, just trust me okay?
1008
00:47:58,466 --> 00:47:59,967
You're not gonna regret it.
1009
00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:01,758
- It is a pretty creek,
I'll give you that.
1010
00:48:01,842 --> 00:48:02,675
- You'll give me that.
1011
00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:03,967
Oh, lucky me.
1012
00:48:04,675 --> 00:48:06,425
Fancy.
- How fancy you are.
1013
00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:07,175
- You know I know
how to treat you.
1014
00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,591
- Don't point that at me please.
1015
00:48:09,675 --> 00:48:11,717
- (laughs) I'm not
gonna point it at you.
1016
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,758
You are so scared.
- I'm not scared.
1017
00:48:13,842 --> 00:48:15,758
I'm realistic.
1018
00:48:15,842 --> 00:48:17,009
- You're realistic?
- Yeah.
1019
00:48:17,092 --> 00:48:18,134
(cork pops)
(cheering)
1020
00:48:18,217 --> 00:48:18,675
Don't get it on the blanket.
1021
00:48:18,758 --> 00:48:21,425
(laughing)
1022
00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:23,341
Oh my God, save some
for the rest of us.
1023
00:48:23,425 --> 00:48:24,175
Thank you.
1024
00:48:24,259 --> 00:48:25,466
- Relax, there's so much.
1025
00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:31,259
Not too shabby, huh?
1026
00:48:31,341 --> 00:48:32,425
- It's alrght.
1027
00:48:32,508 --> 00:48:34,550
- Oh correction,
it's the best, okay?
1028
00:48:34,633 --> 00:48:36,259
The best in the world.
1029
00:48:36,341 --> 00:48:37,383
(laughing)
1030
00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:38,717
- It's good.
1031
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,259
- It's better than
good, it's the best.
1032
00:48:40,341 --> 00:48:41,466
I mean, look around you.
1033
00:48:45,259 --> 00:48:45,925
- Alright, it's great.
1034
00:48:46,009 --> 00:48:48,717
It' amazing, it's orgasmic.
1035
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,466
What do you want from me?
1036
00:48:49,550 --> 00:48:52,883
- I want you to feel spoiled.
1037
00:48:52,967 --> 00:48:55,009
I want you to know that
despite my reputation,
1038
00:48:55,092 --> 00:48:57,758
I take care of
those I care about.
1039
00:48:57,842 --> 00:49:00,925
Granted that's not many
but you're in the club.
1040
00:49:01,009 --> 00:49:02,591
- Well I'm honored.
1041
00:49:03,550 --> 00:49:05,925
What do you think
people say about you?
1042
00:49:06,009 --> 00:49:07,425
- Oh, I know what they see.
1043
00:49:07,508 --> 00:49:08,967
Heartless, cold, driven,
The B and C word,
1044
00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:12,175
and everything in between.
1045
00:49:13,175 --> 00:49:15,967
But that visage is
just a means to an end.
1046
00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:17,717
- For what, world domination?
1047
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,717
(laughing)
1048
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,466
- God willing.
1049
00:49:20,550 --> 00:49:22,175
I mean, I aim to leave a mark
on this shitty little planet.
1050
00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:24,050
I mean, if no one remembers you,
1051
00:49:24,134 --> 00:49:26,508
did you ever actually exist?
1052
00:49:26,591 --> 00:49:29,050
- You may have a point there.
1053
00:49:34,425 --> 00:49:35,508
- What's that?
1054
00:49:35,591 --> 00:49:36,341
- Oh, nothing.
1055
00:49:36,425 --> 00:49:37,175
Just a little party favor.
1056
00:49:37,259 --> 00:49:38,134
- Oh, wow.
1057
00:49:38,967 --> 00:49:40,092
Look at you.
1058
00:49:41,009 --> 00:49:42,508
Well, anyways, I say
fuck being humble.
1059
00:49:42,591 --> 00:49:43,341
I mean, it's better
than being a loser.
1060
00:49:43,425 --> 00:49:47,675
That's my philosophy.
(snorting)
1061
00:49:47,758 --> 00:49:49,758
- So what, by being
humble makes you a loser?
1062
00:49:49,842 --> 00:49:51,259
- Hey, don't get me wrong.
1063
00:49:51,341 --> 00:49:53,383
Losers are some of the
nicest most humble people
1064
00:49:53,466 --> 00:49:54,341
I've ever met.
1065
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:55,508
Yeah it does.
1066
00:49:55,591 --> 00:49:57,758
(laughing)
1067
00:49:57,842 --> 00:49:59,633
(lighthearted music)
- I'm good.
1068
00:49:59,717 --> 00:50:01,842
- Come on, I can keep
a secret if you can.
1069
00:50:01,925 --> 00:50:03,175
- Okay, fine.
1070
00:50:04,675 --> 00:50:07,925
- Atta girl.
(laughing)
1071
00:50:09,508 --> 00:50:11,508
- This is like the
only thing that still
1072
00:50:11,591 --> 00:50:13,300
looks as big from
when we were little.
1073
00:50:13,383 --> 00:50:14,717
- Yeah, right.
1074
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:15,050
- Do you wanna sit there?
1075
00:50:15,134 --> 00:50:16,550
- Yeah.
1076
00:50:19,466 --> 00:50:22,425
How much longer til
sunset do you think?
1077
00:50:22,508 --> 00:50:24,217
- Oh, we've still got a while.
1078
00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:25,300
- Bummer.
1079
00:50:25,383 --> 00:50:26,591
- Or, I mean, we
don't have that long.
1080
00:50:26,675 --> 00:50:29,341
- Yeah I think the others
will be worried about us.
1081
00:50:29,425 --> 00:50:32,591
- Oh, they can fend
for themselves.
1082
00:50:32,675 --> 00:50:34,383
Hey, remember what you told me?
1083
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:35,550
- Hmm? (sighs)
1084
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:38,134
- Just take it all in, relax.
1085
00:50:39,341 --> 00:50:40,050
Take it as it comes.
1086
00:50:40,134 --> 00:50:42,675
- Sounds like a plan.
1087
00:50:47,508 --> 00:50:49,758
- Do you remember when your
dad first brought us up here?
1088
00:50:49,842 --> 00:50:52,633
Do you remember,
we were so tired
1089
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:57,758
that he had to carry us on
the way back. (laughing)
1090
00:50:58,842 --> 00:51:01,341
- Oh man, I forgot about that.
1091
00:51:03,383 --> 00:51:06,967
You know, I've been thinking
about him a lot lately.
1092
00:51:07,050 --> 00:51:07,466
- Your old man?
1093
00:51:09,967 --> 00:51:11,633
Are you guys getting along?
1094
00:51:11,717 --> 00:51:13,758
- (scoffs) Who knows?
1095
00:51:13,842 --> 00:51:15,050
I mean, I've been
out of the house
1096
00:51:15,134 --> 00:51:16,050
for how long now and
do you know how many
1097
00:51:16,134 --> 00:51:19,050
times that he's called me?
1098
00:51:19,134 --> 00:51:20,717
Three, three times.
1099
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:23,591
I mean, I put in all the effort
1100
00:51:23,675 --> 00:51:24,842
and he can't even be bothered to
1101
00:51:24,925 --> 00:51:27,466
return a damn phone call.
1102
00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:28,550
It's bullshit.
1103
00:51:28,633 --> 00:51:32,425
- You know, Jess, if my
opinion means anything--
1104
00:51:32,508 --> 00:51:34,217
- Of course it does.
1105
00:51:38,717 --> 00:51:39,383
- My old man was an asshole.
1106
00:51:39,466 --> 00:51:42,508
Sometimes I really hated him.
1107
00:51:43,217 --> 00:51:45,633
Sometimes I still think I do.
1108
00:51:48,259 --> 00:51:50,800
But at the end of the day,
1109
00:51:50,883 --> 00:51:53,425
I couldn't find it in my heart
1110
00:51:56,717 --> 00:51:59,758
to forgive him and
now it's too late.
1111
00:52:02,883 --> 00:52:04,508
I just don't want that for you.
1112
00:52:12,425 --> 00:52:14,175
- Are you okay?
1113
00:52:14,259 --> 00:52:15,466
- Yeah, just,
1114
00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:19,842
I'm worried I'll never be happy.
1115
00:52:23,591 --> 00:52:25,633
- Yeah, I suppose
there are people
1116
00:52:25,717 --> 00:52:27,550
who never rise above
their circumstance
1117
00:52:27,633 --> 00:52:30,800
and they will always
be unhappy, sure.
1118
00:52:30,883 --> 00:52:33,009
The world is full
of people who do.
1119
00:52:33,092 --> 00:52:35,842
- Really?
- Yes.
1120
00:52:35,925 --> 00:52:38,341
- Like who?
- Like right here.
1121
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:41,009
Me and you, two
prime candidates.
1122
00:52:41,092 --> 00:52:43,217
- I missed you, Jess.
1123
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,341
- Oh, I missed you too.
1124
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:52,259
- Oh God, I'm
slobbering all over you.
1125
00:52:52,341 --> 00:52:53,675
- Better out than in.
1126
00:52:53,758 --> 00:52:54,758
That's what they say.
1127
00:52:54,842 --> 00:52:56,675
You just keep lettin' it out
1128
00:52:56,758 --> 00:52:59,341
and eventually you get over it.
1129
00:53:04,217 --> 00:53:07,217
(ominous music)
1130
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:08,800
Was that for real?
1131
00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:13,050
- I just, I thought,
1132
00:53:14,134 --> 00:53:15,717
I thought that we--
1133
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,383
- Oh shit.
- Oh God.
1134
00:53:22,550 --> 00:53:23,633
You didn't know?
1135
00:53:23,717 --> 00:53:26,633
- Well, I mean, I had
my suspicions, yeah.
1136
00:53:26,717 --> 00:53:29,675
But, we never talked about it.
1137
00:53:29,758 --> 00:53:31,800
I mean, it's cool.
1138
00:53:31,883 --> 00:53:33,383
It's cool, I just,
1139
00:53:34,341 --> 00:53:36,633
a little heads up
would've been nice.
1140
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:38,967
You know?
1141
00:53:41,508 --> 00:53:43,550
Hey, I'm not mad, okay?
1142
00:53:45,341 --> 00:53:48,092
You just surprised
me, that's all.
1143
00:53:50,341 --> 00:53:52,134
- Do you want to hear me say it?
1144
00:53:52,217 --> 00:53:53,466
- Aubrey.
1145
00:53:53,550 --> 00:53:55,425
No, come on.
- No, I want you to know.
1146
00:53:55,508 --> 00:53:58,591
I have felt this
way about you since,
1147
00:53:58,675 --> 00:54:03,675
since before I even
knew that I liked women.
1148
00:54:03,758 --> 00:54:06,259
And I decided that no
matter how you took it
1149
00:54:06,341 --> 00:54:08,800
I just, I needed to tell you.
1150
00:54:11,341 --> 00:54:13,883
You know, even if you
ended up hating me.
1151
00:54:18,591 --> 00:54:20,800
In all of my darkest times,
1152
00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:23,883
when I was depressed
and suicidal,
1153
00:54:26,383 --> 00:54:31,134
it was always you that brought
me through it, you know.
1154
00:54:31,217 --> 00:54:32,717
It was always you.
1155
00:54:40,758 --> 00:54:41,883
- I don't know what to say.
1156
00:54:41,967 --> 00:54:45,591
- Do you feel the same
way about me at all?
1157
00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:49,300
- Not really.
1158
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,050
I mean, you're a
beautiful, beautiful person
1159
00:54:58,134 --> 00:54:59,300
inside and out.
1160
00:54:59,758 --> 00:55:01,009
But I just,
1161
00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:04,800
I've thought about it, you know?
1162
00:55:04,883 --> 00:55:09,341
Liking women, but I
just am not into women.
1163
00:55:12,259 --> 00:55:13,134
I'm sorry.
1164
00:55:16,758 --> 00:55:17,800
But, you know,
1165
00:55:20,758 --> 00:55:22,842
if there ever were a woman
I could fall in love with
1166
00:55:22,925 --> 00:55:24,300
it would definitely be--
1167
00:55:24,383 --> 00:55:28,675
- God, you don't have to try
to make me feel better, okay?
1168
00:55:30,175 --> 00:55:31,675
Hey, I understand.
1169
00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:47,883
- You ready to head back?
1170
00:55:47,967 --> 00:55:49,800
- Fuck, you're weirded out now.
1171
00:55:49,883 --> 00:55:53,050
- No, no, no, I'm
not weirded out, no.
1172
00:55:54,009 --> 00:55:55,425
No, I just, I think
they're gonna start
1173
00:55:55,508 --> 00:55:58,425
to get worried about us.
1174
00:56:03,217 --> 00:56:04,842
Come on.
1175
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,633
Come on, let's go
back to the campsite
1176
00:56:09,717 --> 00:56:12,717
and sit around the campfire
and eat a whole bunch
1177
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,717
of s'mores and get completely,
completely shit faced.
1178
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:17,341
(upbeat music)
1179
00:56:17,425 --> 00:56:19,259
What do you say, huh?
1180
00:56:19,341 --> 00:56:21,591
(laughing)
1181
00:56:21,675 --> 00:56:22,925
Yeah?
- Yeah.
1182
00:56:23,009 --> 00:56:24,466
- Alright.
- Sounds good.
1183
00:56:24,550 --> 00:56:25,800
- Let's go get fucked up.
1184
00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:31,633
(lighthearted music)
1185
00:56:49,341 --> 00:56:52,050
(ominous music)
1186
00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:07,134
- So let me get this straight,
1187
00:57:07,217 --> 00:57:09,009
you think it's perfectly
fine for a person
1188
00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,633
to have no moral
boundaries in their life?
1189
00:57:10,717 --> 00:57:12,217
- Oh no, you can
have all the morals
1190
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:12,967
and boundaries you want
but at the end of the day,
1191
00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:13,967
it's not gonna mean diddly squat
1192
00:57:14,050 --> 00:57:16,134
because you probably
won't be as successful
1193
00:57:16,217 --> 00:57:17,633
as you would otherwise.
1194
00:57:17,717 --> 00:57:18,633
And that's the cold,
hard, honest truth.
1195
00:57:18,717 --> 00:57:23,009
- Yeah, I guess
you have a point.
1196
00:57:23,092 --> 00:57:24,092
You know, I always said
it was strange that
1197
00:57:24,175 --> 00:57:27,550
things we're supposed
to admire about people,
1198
00:57:27,633 --> 00:57:29,591
kindness, generosity, honesty,
1199
00:57:29,675 --> 00:57:31,717
those traits, more
often than not,
1200
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,633
are the cause of ones downfall
1201
00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:34,800
and then the things
that we're supposed
1202
00:57:34,883 --> 00:57:36,842
to despise in humanity,
1203
00:57:36,925 --> 00:57:39,883
ego, greed, lack of
empathy, self-interest,
1204
00:57:39,967 --> 00:57:42,300
those traits, more
often than not,
1205
00:57:42,383 --> 00:57:45,300
are attributed to those
who are successful.
1206
00:57:45,383 --> 00:57:46,550
And then the rest are failures.
1207
00:57:46,633 --> 00:57:48,341
- Wait, I didn't say
people are failures.
1208
00:57:48,425 --> 00:57:49,508
I said they were losers.
1209
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,425
- What's the difference?
1210
00:57:51,508 --> 00:57:52,217
- Well, at the end of the day,
1211
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,633
everybody's just
living their life
1212
00:57:53,717 --> 00:57:54,842
and you can't knock
them for that.
1213
00:57:54,925 --> 00:57:56,134
But it's more likely
that the losers
1214
00:57:56,217 --> 00:57:59,925
of this world, which
granted is most of us,
1215
00:58:00,009 --> 00:58:01,425
aren't gonna make that
much of an impression.
1216
00:58:01,508 --> 00:58:02,341
- So what?
1217
00:58:02,425 --> 00:58:03,550
What if you don't
care about all that?
1218
00:58:03,633 --> 00:58:04,300
- Trust me, everybody cares.
1219
00:58:04,383 --> 00:58:06,842
Everybody wants to be remebered.
1220
00:58:06,925 --> 00:58:08,341
But the fact is most of us won't
1221
00:58:08,425 --> 00:58:12,633
and that's just a harsh
and tough thing to accept.
1222
00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:17,259
Point is, that's all she wrote.
1223
00:58:17,341 --> 00:58:18,883
So how you feelin' over there?
1224
00:58:21,425 --> 00:58:22,300
- Tipsy.
1225
00:58:23,842 --> 00:58:24,092
- Yeah, same.
1226
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,633
- I'm having a good time though.
1227
00:58:28,717 --> 00:58:29,550
- Me too.
1228
00:58:30,967 --> 00:58:33,009
It's crazy, it's like we're
on the same wavelength
1229
00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,134
or something like we're
connected on a deeper level.
1230
00:58:35,217 --> 00:58:35,675
- Uh-huh and now you're
making fun of me.
1231
00:58:35,758 --> 00:58:37,758
- No, I'm serious.
1232
00:58:37,842 --> 00:58:41,217
Why do you think we
have something going on?
1233
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:42,675
- You think so?
1234
00:58:42,758 --> 00:58:44,466
- I mean, you can't deny we
have a certain connection.
1235
00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:46,800
- So you like, like me huh?
1236
00:58:46,883 --> 00:58:48,300
- Okay, well I'm not dead.
1237
00:58:48,383 --> 00:58:50,550
You're smoking, that
goes without saying.
1238
00:58:50,633 --> 00:58:55,300
But, more importantly you
got something going on.
1239
00:58:55,383 --> 00:58:58,383
You know, between those
beautiful ears of yours,
1240
00:58:58,466 --> 00:58:59,967
aside from a pretty face.
1241
00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:01,717
- You think I'm smart?
1242
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,550
- That's the least of
your worries, trust me.
1243
00:59:07,341 --> 00:59:09,425
In fact, I've never,
1244
00:59:09,508 --> 00:59:13,092
quite met anyone like
you in my entire life.
1245
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:14,425
- That's not funny.
1246
00:59:14,508 --> 00:59:16,508
- Hey, I'm serious.
1247
00:59:16,591 --> 00:59:18,925
Scouts honor, and cross
my heart, hope to die.
1248
00:59:19,009 --> 00:59:24,259
I really think you...
(upbeat music)
1249
00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:32,925
You're so pretty.
1250
00:59:33,009 --> 00:59:35,134
(laughing)
1251
00:59:47,092 --> 00:59:49,800
(ominous music)
1252
00:59:53,134 --> 00:59:55,466
- Hey, do you mind if we
slow this down a little bit?
1253
00:59:55,550 --> 00:59:57,883
(mumbling)
1254
00:59:57,967 --> 00:59:58,842
Yeah.
1255
01:00:03,217 --> 01:00:04,300
Someone's there!
1256
01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:04,925
- Jesus, what now?
- Over there!
1257
01:00:05,009 --> 01:00:06,800
- What the stoner chick?
1258
01:00:06,883 --> 01:00:08,800
I mean, who cares?
- No, it's some guy!
1259
01:00:08,883 --> 01:00:10,175
- Is this your way
of chickening out?
1260
01:00:10,259 --> 01:00:12,092
Ow, what the hell?
1261
01:00:12,175 --> 01:00:12,967
- Come on, let's
get out of here.
1262
01:00:13,050 --> 01:00:14,508
- Okay.
1263
01:00:14,591 --> 01:00:16,717
I just don't see anything.
1264
01:00:18,383 --> 01:00:19,466
- I'm not making this up.
1265
01:00:19,550 --> 01:00:20,967
- I'm not saying
you're making it up.
1266
01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:22,383
But what kind of perv would
just happen to be here--
1267
01:00:22,466 --> 01:00:23,508
- How the hell should I know?
1268
01:00:23,591 --> 01:00:25,508
It could be that hunter
guy or the ranger.
1269
01:00:25,591 --> 01:00:27,675
We told him where
we were, remember?
1270
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:29,633
- Okay, sure, I'll
go check it out.
1271
01:00:29,717 --> 01:00:30,175
- What, no.
1272
01:00:30,259 --> 01:00:31,050
Come on, fuck that.
1273
01:00:31,134 --> 01:00:33,259
Let's just go back
to camp, please?
1274
01:00:33,341 --> 01:00:35,009
- First I want to
check what's going on.
1275
01:00:35,092 --> 01:00:36,009
- What do you think
you're gonna do
1276
01:00:36,092 --> 01:00:37,217
if you actually find somebody?
1277
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:38,217
- What do you
think I'm gonna do?
1278
01:00:38,300 --> 01:00:39,633
I'm gonna drop kick his ass.
1279
01:00:39,717 --> 01:00:43,175
- I don't think you're
being very realistic.
1280
01:00:43,259 --> 01:00:45,050
- Sit tight, I'll be back, okay?
1281
01:00:47,550 --> 01:00:50,259
(ominous music)
1282
01:01:00,092 --> 01:01:01,550
(leaves rustling)
1283
01:01:01,633 --> 01:01:04,758
(suspenseful music)
1284
01:01:10,717 --> 01:01:12,466
(screaming)
1285
01:01:12,550 --> 01:01:13,675
- Sorry.
- Well done.
1286
01:01:13,758 --> 01:01:14,842
- Did you see anyone?
1287
01:01:14,925 --> 01:01:16,050
- No, not a soul.
1288
01:01:16,134 --> 01:01:18,134
Why are your clothes on?
1289
01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:20,383
- I was feeling uncomfortable.
1290
01:01:20,466 --> 01:01:23,717
- Look I checked everywhere,
it's just you and me.
1291
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:26,925
- Sorry, I thought
I saw someone.
1292
01:01:27,009 --> 01:01:27,717
- It's okay.
1293
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,383
So, you wanna head back?
1294
01:01:30,466 --> 01:01:33,300
Oh, I thought you wanted
to go back to camp.
1295
01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:37,925
(upbeat music)
- I did but,
1296
01:01:38,009 --> 01:01:38,717
I don't know seeing you
run around the woods
1297
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,842
for my honor, all protective,
1298
01:01:41,925 --> 01:01:42,675
it kinda turned me on.
1299
01:01:42,758 --> 01:01:45,092
- Oh, is that a fact?
1300
01:01:45,175 --> 01:01:46,050
- It is.
1301
01:01:47,925 --> 01:01:51,134
- Oh, now you're
pulling the clothes off.
1302
01:01:52,842 --> 01:01:55,383
I see where you're at.
1303
01:01:55,466 --> 01:01:56,675
Cheeky, cheeky.
1304
01:01:58,050 --> 01:02:01,758
I guess I was right to
bring you to the creek.
1305
01:02:02,259 --> 01:02:05,217
(ominous music)
1306
01:02:08,175 --> 01:02:09,550
(glass breaking)
1307
01:02:09,633 --> 01:02:11,383
Did you hear that?
1308
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,300
- You're not funny.
1309
01:02:12,383 --> 01:02:13,217
- Actually, I'm hilarious.
1310
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,883
Seriously, you didn't hear that?
1311
01:02:14,967 --> 01:02:15,842
- No.
1312
01:02:16,675 --> 01:02:17,717
I don't know what it is,
1313
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,925
you make me feel safe.
1314
01:02:19,009 --> 01:02:20,591
- Oh, that's my
special man-power.
1315
01:02:20,675 --> 01:02:22,175
- Oh, is that what
they're calling it?
1316
01:02:22,259 --> 01:02:27,217
(suspenseful music)
(screaming)
1317
01:02:44,883 --> 01:02:47,175
(screaming)
1318
01:02:48,217 --> 01:02:50,758
- Did you hear that?
(ominous music)
1319
01:02:50,842 --> 01:02:51,717
- Yeah.
1320
01:02:52,217 --> 01:02:53,341
Someone screaming.
1321
01:02:54,550 --> 01:02:57,842
(screaming)
1322
01:03:14,508 --> 01:03:17,425
(suspenseful music)
1323
01:03:21,591 --> 01:03:24,175
That was really weird, huh?
1324
01:03:24,259 --> 01:03:25,092
Did you hear it again?
1325
01:03:25,175 --> 01:03:26,508
- No, that was,
1326
01:03:26,591 --> 01:03:28,800
where the hell is everyone?
1327
01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,341
- Maybe everyone
went to the creek?
1328
01:03:31,425 --> 01:03:34,259
(suspenseful music)
1329
01:03:34,341 --> 01:03:38,175
- This better not be
some kind of sick joke.
1330
01:03:40,925 --> 01:03:42,800
- What did she pass
out or something?
1331
01:03:42,883 --> 01:03:44,675
Hey Donna, what are you,
1332
01:03:44,758 --> 01:03:45,800
oh, my God!
1333
01:03:47,383 --> 01:03:47,425
Oh my God!
1334
01:03:49,009 --> 01:03:51,550
What happened to her?
1335
01:03:53,009 --> 01:03:53,591
- We need to go find the others.
1336
01:03:53,675 --> 01:03:55,508
- Rachel!
1337
01:03:55,591 --> 01:03:56,842
Rachel, where are you?
1338
01:03:56,925 --> 01:03:58,341
- Shh.
1339
01:03:58,425 --> 01:03:59,425
Don't do that.
1340
01:04:01,591 --> 01:04:02,633
(screaming)
1341
01:04:02,717 --> 01:04:03,550
Is that your blood?
1342
01:04:03,633 --> 01:04:04,717
What happened?
1343
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,758
- We have to go I think
he's right behind me.
1344
01:04:06,842 --> 01:04:07,717
- Who is?
1345
01:04:08,175 --> 01:04:09,550
Where is Rachel?
1346
01:04:09,633 --> 01:04:10,508
Where is Rachel?
1347
01:04:10,591 --> 01:04:11,466
- Don't you
understand, she's dead!
1348
01:04:11,550 --> 01:04:13,883
He killed her and
he's gonna kill us too
1349
01:04:13,967 --> 01:04:16,134
if we don't get the fuck
outta here right now!
1350
01:04:16,217 --> 01:04:16,925
- Wait, wait, wait.
1351
01:04:17,009 --> 01:04:17,883
No, listen.
1352
01:04:17,967 --> 01:04:19,800
We can't just go
running without a plan.
1353
01:04:19,883 --> 01:04:22,383
The car is four miles from here.
1354
01:04:22,466 --> 01:04:23,341
- Well to hell with you both.
1355
01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:24,633
I'm not gonna die out here.
1356
01:04:24,717 --> 01:04:26,175
- Come on, Michelle!
1357
01:04:26,259 --> 01:04:26,591
Michelle!
1358
01:04:26,675 --> 01:04:28,300
Michelle!
1359
01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:35,675
Shit!
1360
01:04:35,675 --> 01:04:36,425
Okay, we gotta go get her.
1361
01:04:36,508 --> 01:04:37,383
Do you have the keys?
1362
01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,259
Do you have the keys?
1363
01:04:41,341 --> 01:04:42,466
- Yes, yes.
1364
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:43,050
But we need to go
find Rachel first.
1365
01:04:43,134 --> 01:04:43,758
- Okay, no, no, no.
1366
01:04:43,842 --> 01:04:46,925
Listen to me, okay?
1367
01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:47,425
Rachel is dead.
1368
01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:50,009
- You don't know that.
1369
01:04:50,092 --> 01:04:51,425
You don't know that.
1370
01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:53,009
She could be out there
right now needing our help.
1371
01:04:53,092 --> 01:04:53,633
- We can not do anything to
help her right now, okay.
1372
01:04:53,717 --> 01:04:54,842
We gotta go.
1373
01:04:55,550 --> 01:04:56,842
Alright, do you have the keys?
1374
01:04:56,925 --> 01:04:57,550
- I don't think I can do this.
1375
01:04:57,633 --> 01:04:58,883
I don't think I can do this.
1376
01:04:58,967 --> 01:05:01,259
- Oh, yes you can.
1377
01:05:01,341 --> 01:05:02,758
Yes you can, okay?
1378
01:05:03,425 --> 01:05:05,175
You got this.
- Okay.
1379
01:05:05,259 --> 01:05:05,925
Okay.
1380
01:05:06,009 --> 01:05:10,092
(crying) Oh my God.
1381
01:05:10,175 --> 01:05:12,842
(ominous music)
1382
01:05:45,717 --> 01:05:47,134
- Michelle, wait!
1383
01:05:47,967 --> 01:05:49,925
- Which way is
that stupid trail?
1384
01:05:50,009 --> 01:05:51,134
- Just wait, we'll show you.
1385
01:05:51,217 --> 01:05:52,508
(suspenseful music)
1386
01:05:52,591 --> 01:05:54,883
(screaming)
1387
01:06:06,758 --> 01:06:07,591
You bastard!
1388
01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:12,009
(thudding)
1389
01:06:12,092 --> 01:06:13,383
Michelle!
1390
01:06:13,466 --> 01:06:14,341
Michelle!
1391
01:06:15,134 --> 01:06:16,050
Michelle!
1392
01:06:16,134 --> 01:06:17,009
Michelle!
1393
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,341
- We need to go.
1394
01:06:22,425 --> 01:06:23,883
(suspenseful music)
1395
01:06:23,967 --> 01:06:25,800
Please, we need to go.
1396
01:06:25,883 --> 01:06:26,259
We need to go now.
1397
01:06:26,341 --> 01:06:28,009
We need to go!
1398
01:06:28,883 --> 01:06:31,591
(ominous music)
1399
01:06:41,425 --> 01:06:44,341
(heavy breathing)
1400
01:06:55,009 --> 01:06:56,758
Run, we're almost to the trail!
1401
01:06:56,842 --> 01:06:59,092
(screaming)
1402
01:06:59,175 --> 01:07:00,009
- God.
1403
01:07:01,259 --> 01:07:03,967
- A maniac thing, out
there trying to kill us.
1404
01:07:04,050 --> 01:07:05,758
- Is that right?
1405
01:07:05,842 --> 01:07:07,217
- He's killed all
of our friends.
1406
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,717
- Wait, wait, wait where?
1407
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,259
Where?
1408
01:07:09,341 --> 01:07:10,883
- He's back there.
1409
01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:11,925
We've been running from him.
1410
01:07:12,009 --> 01:07:12,758
- Guess what?
1411
01:07:12,842 --> 01:07:14,466
I ain't.
1412
01:07:15,758 --> 01:07:17,092
- You don't understand.
1413
01:07:17,175 --> 01:07:18,591
That sick bastard
is out of his mind
1414
01:07:18,675 --> 01:07:19,967
and he is gonna kill you.
1415
01:07:20,050 --> 01:07:21,925
- Yeah, well I doubt that.
1416
01:07:22,009 --> 01:07:24,217
- No, I don't think
that's a good idea.
1417
01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:25,633
- I don't think it's
a really good idea
1418
01:07:25,717 --> 01:07:26,591
that you been messing
around with the crops.
1419
01:07:26,675 --> 01:07:28,591
Didn't I give you a
warning about that?
1420
01:07:28,675 --> 01:07:30,300
- We didn't go messing
around with any crops.
1421
01:07:30,383 --> 01:07:32,259
- Oh you didn't huh?
- No!
1422
01:07:32,341 --> 01:07:34,092
- Now, let's see what's
behind the backpack then, huh?
1423
01:07:34,175 --> 01:07:36,425
Tell me what this is, huh?
1424
01:07:36,508 --> 01:07:37,466
What is that?
1425
01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:39,758
- No that's a mistake.
1426
01:07:39,842 --> 01:07:41,633
- A mistake huh?
- We didn't take that.
1427
01:07:41,717 --> 01:07:45,134
- You think this just
grew on your back?
1428
01:07:46,009 --> 01:07:47,675
You know one thing
I really detest
1429
01:07:47,758 --> 01:07:52,383
are phonies, liars, and people
with questionable integrity.
1430
01:07:52,466 --> 01:07:54,217
Come on, follow me.
1431
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:58,217
I'm gonna put an end to
this, once and for all.
1432
01:08:01,758 --> 01:08:03,842
- Something's wrong.
1433
01:08:03,925 --> 01:08:07,134
- You know, I hear
you whispering.
1434
01:08:07,217 --> 01:08:09,967
You know, I think, I'm
feeling that you're conspiring
1435
01:08:10,050 --> 01:08:11,925
to conspire.
1436
01:08:13,383 --> 01:08:16,550
You know, that really
hurts my feelings.
1437
01:08:17,717 --> 01:08:18,633
Where's the trust?
1438
01:08:18,717 --> 01:08:22,842
You know, I'm a really
very sensitive guy.
1439
01:08:24,217 --> 01:08:25,466
- I will catch up with you.
1440
01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:27,217
- Aubrey, no!
- Go!
1441
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,591
- Hey, fuck you, pig!
(suspenseful music)
1442
01:08:30,675 --> 01:08:32,591
(ranger laughing)
1443
01:08:35,508 --> 01:08:38,508
(arrow whizzing)
(screaming)
1444
01:08:38,591 --> 01:08:39,466
- No!
1445
01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:44,633
(arrow whizzing)
1446
01:09:27,466 --> 01:09:30,425
(heavy breathing)
1447
01:09:33,466 --> 01:09:35,050
(crying)
1448
01:09:35,134 --> 01:09:36,883
(screaming)
1449
01:09:36,967 --> 01:09:38,300
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1450
01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:39,508
Hold your horses.
1451
01:09:39,591 --> 01:09:41,591
Alright, I'm glad
you're enthusiastic.
1452
01:09:41,675 --> 01:09:43,925
Just tie her up and drag
her over to the other one.
1453
01:09:44,009 --> 01:09:46,092
Come on.
1454
01:09:46,175 --> 01:09:46,800
Watch her, keep
your hands on her.
1455
01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:49,842
Wait, wait, wait come here.
1456
01:09:49,925 --> 01:09:51,217
(screaming)
1457
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:54,300
Look what you made me do.
1458
01:09:55,508 --> 01:09:58,758
Listen, no more sass
little birthday girl.
1459
01:09:58,842 --> 01:10:01,425
You start actin' real nice.
1460
01:10:01,508 --> 01:10:04,717
Got it?
(Jess spitting)
1461
01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:07,967
(laughing)
1462
01:10:08,050 --> 01:10:11,300
Oh, we've got a
real live one here.
1463
01:10:11,383 --> 01:10:13,092
(slapping)
(screaming)
1464
01:10:13,175 --> 01:10:14,591
Now, you keep an eye on her.
1465
01:10:14,675 --> 01:10:15,967
Alright?
1466
01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:19,508
Tie her up, drag her over
to the other one, now!
1467
01:10:24,217 --> 01:10:25,633
Oo, ouchy, ouchy.
1468
01:10:28,967 --> 01:10:32,009
Ouch that looks like
it really hurts.
1469
01:10:33,591 --> 01:10:35,675
Here, let me see
if I can help you.
1470
01:10:37,675 --> 01:10:39,925
(screaming)
1471
01:10:41,842 --> 01:10:42,675
Oh, man that's messy.
1472
01:10:49,009 --> 01:10:50,717
Bring her over here.
1473
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:51,550
Take her over there.
1474
01:10:51,633 --> 01:10:57,550
(screaming)
(suspenseful music)
1475
01:11:06,134 --> 01:11:08,300
- Why are you doing this to us?
1476
01:11:08,383 --> 01:11:10,134
- Protecting our investments.
1477
01:11:10,217 --> 01:11:12,341
It's nothing personal.
1478
01:11:12,425 --> 01:11:14,591
- Please we won't tell
anyone about this, okay?
1479
01:11:14,675 --> 01:11:17,341
Just let us go, we
won't say anything
1480
01:11:17,425 --> 01:11:19,300
to anyone, we promise.
1481
01:11:19,383 --> 01:11:20,550
- I appreciate that
but I think we've
1482
01:11:20,633 --> 01:11:23,175
reached the point of
no return, you know?
1483
01:11:23,259 --> 01:11:25,425
- I mean, look at my boy.
1484
01:11:25,508 --> 01:11:28,050
He's all giddy and he's excited,
1485
01:11:28,134 --> 01:11:30,134
he can barely contain himself.
1486
01:11:30,217 --> 01:11:33,758
You wouldn't want to break
his little heart would you?
1487
01:11:33,842 --> 01:11:35,341
- You don't have to do this.
1488
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:36,508
- (chuckling) But we do.
1489
01:11:36,591 --> 01:11:39,675
We can't take any chances.
1490
01:11:40,591 --> 01:11:43,217
Especially around harvest time.
1491
01:11:44,466 --> 01:11:45,341
My son, he got
out of the service
1492
01:11:45,425 --> 01:11:48,758
and his brains were scrambled.
1493
01:11:51,092 --> 01:11:54,842
Wasn't his fault,
they did it to him.
1494
01:11:54,925 --> 01:11:57,758
They made him a remorseless
killing machine.
1495
01:11:59,508 --> 01:12:01,425
Then when it was over,
1496
01:12:01,925 --> 01:12:02,925
they spit him out.
1497
01:12:06,259 --> 01:12:08,341
Can you believe that shit?
1498
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:10,842
A real American hero.
1499
01:12:10,925 --> 01:12:12,425
Christ sake.
1500
01:12:12,508 --> 01:12:16,341
And those meds, the VA
doctors prescribed to him,
1501
01:12:16,425 --> 01:12:20,508
left him a drooling retard
and he was no good for no one.
1502
01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:23,134
Miserable fucking cock suckers.
1503
01:12:23,217 --> 01:12:26,050
So we looked into other options,
1504
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:28,175
weed seemed to help.
1505
01:12:28,259 --> 01:12:29,550
That's how it all began.
1506
01:12:29,633 --> 01:12:32,466
At first we planted just a
few seeds for our personal use
1507
01:12:32,550 --> 01:12:36,842
and then he really showed
a knack for being a farmer.
1508
01:12:40,341 --> 01:12:43,175
Yeah, a real green
thumb, this guy.
1509
01:12:44,217 --> 01:12:46,425
It was only a short
time before we realized
1510
01:12:46,508 --> 01:12:48,883
we were making a
pretty good penny.
1511
01:12:48,967 --> 01:12:53,341
I only wish that we could've
done it a lot sooner.
1512
01:12:53,425 --> 01:12:56,092
But, it is what it is.
1513
01:13:08,842 --> 01:13:10,967
(suspenseful music)
1514
01:13:14,175 --> 01:13:16,550
(crying)
1515
01:13:16,633 --> 01:13:19,758
- No, no, no, no!
- Jess, I love you.
1516
01:13:19,842 --> 01:13:23,300
- I love you!
(screaming)
1517
01:13:36,591 --> 01:13:39,134
- That's some sight, ain't it?
1518
01:13:40,341 --> 01:13:42,800
Gruesome, blood thirsty shit.
1519
01:13:44,466 --> 01:13:46,842
You know, I think he
got the taste of that
1520
01:13:46,925 --> 01:13:50,550
by fucking around with
them camel jockeys.
1521
01:13:51,717 --> 01:13:54,259
A bunch of fucking
savages, all of them.
1522
01:13:54,341 --> 01:13:56,009
But, this is the best part.
1523
01:13:56,092 --> 01:13:58,842
Look, you don't
want to miss this.
1524
01:14:00,591 --> 01:14:01,883
There, see that?
1525
01:14:04,134 --> 01:14:05,300
Do you know why they do that?
1526
01:14:05,383 --> 01:14:08,508
Do you know why they
hold it up so high?
1527
01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:13,217
Because the brain is still alive
1528
01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:17,009
up to eight seconds
after they've cut it off.
1529
01:14:18,717 --> 01:14:19,967
Blood just keeps flowing.
1530
01:14:22,341 --> 01:14:24,591
That's a hell of a long
time, don't you think?
1531
01:14:24,675 --> 01:14:28,300
You can see a lot in
those eight seconds.
1532
01:14:28,383 --> 01:14:30,883
Thoughts, feelings,
sensations, emotions.
1533
01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:37,591
You know, I often wonder
what it must be like
1534
01:14:37,675 --> 01:14:39,050
to die like that.
1535
01:14:41,508 --> 01:14:46,134
I was hoping that maybe
someday, somebody could tell me.
1536
01:14:48,092 --> 01:14:49,009
Maybe it could be you.
1537
01:14:51,383 --> 01:14:52,800
What do you think?
1538
01:14:52,883 --> 01:14:57,217
- Why don't you
ask yourself that?
1539
01:14:57,300 --> 01:15:00,050
Because you're
gonna die before me.
1540
01:15:01,591 --> 01:15:03,425
- The undying
optimist, I like that.
1541
01:15:03,508 --> 01:15:05,259
That's really nice.
1542
01:15:05,341 --> 01:15:06,259
I like that thing.
1543
01:15:06,341 --> 01:15:08,050
Let me tell you something.
1544
01:15:08,134 --> 01:15:09,842
Happy trails, kiddo.
1545
01:15:10,758 --> 01:15:14,050
Die you bitch.
(suspenseful music)
1546
01:15:18,675 --> 01:15:20,883
(screaming)
1547
01:15:20,967 --> 01:15:23,134
(thudding)
1548
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:42,092
That fucking bitch!
1549
01:15:46,675 --> 01:15:48,050
Alright, come on.
1550
01:15:50,842 --> 01:15:51,633
Get up.
1551
01:15:51,717 --> 01:15:53,259
Come on, get up.
1552
01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:54,591
Get up and get after her, go on!
1553
01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:57,591
Go on, you dumb moron!
1554
01:15:57,675 --> 01:15:58,675
Get her!
1555
01:15:58,758 --> 01:16:01,800
(suspenseful music)
1556
01:16:12,842 --> 01:16:15,758
(heavy breathing)
1557
01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:38,425
(suspenseful music)
- Help me, help me.
1558
01:16:38,508 --> 01:16:40,134
- Shut up!
1559
01:16:41,591 --> 01:16:44,009
- That son of a bitch
(mumbles) my goddamn eyes.
1560
01:16:44,092 --> 01:16:46,466
- (whispering) You had a gun.
- Yeah.
1561
01:16:46,550 --> 01:16:48,550
- Okay, where is it?
- It's at the camp.
1562
01:16:48,633 --> 01:16:50,341
- Okay, where is that?
1563
01:16:50,425 --> 01:16:52,050
- I'm blind, can't you see?
1564
01:16:52,134 --> 01:16:54,466
- Which direction is the camp?
1565
01:16:54,550 --> 01:16:55,259
- It's that way.
1566
01:16:55,341 --> 01:16:57,717
- Okay, it's that way.
- Yeah.
1567
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,717
- Okay, okay, okay, are
you sure about that?
1568
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:00,466
- Yeah, I guess.
1569
01:17:00,550 --> 01:17:02,425
- Okay, you got this.
1570
01:17:02,508 --> 01:17:04,009
Come on, let's go.
1571
01:17:04,092 --> 01:17:09,050
(suspenseful music)
(screaming)
1572
01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:14,175
(screaming)
(heavy breathing)
1573
01:17:14,259 --> 01:17:16,842
- Are you still out there boy?
1574
01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:18,591
(suspenseful music)
1575
01:17:18,675 --> 01:17:20,758
Where are you?
1576
01:17:22,466 --> 01:17:23,341
Oh, God.
1577
01:17:26,758 --> 01:17:28,508
Hey, come on.
1578
01:17:28,591 --> 01:17:29,550
Who the fuck is this guy?
1579
01:17:29,633 --> 01:17:31,508
Hey, come on.
1580
01:17:31,591 --> 01:17:33,508
Who the fuck is this,
1581
01:17:33,591 --> 01:17:34,425
Oh, God.
1582
01:17:36,883 --> 01:17:39,009
Don't do this to me.
1583
01:17:39,092 --> 01:17:40,175
Alright, okay?
1584
01:17:40,550 --> 01:17:42,633
Come on.
1585
01:17:42,717 --> 01:17:44,217
Please, I can't
do it without you.
1586
01:17:48,758 --> 01:17:50,508
You sit this one out, alright?
1587
01:17:50,591 --> 01:17:52,425
Sit it out.
1588
01:17:55,633 --> 01:17:58,758
(suspenseful music)
1589
01:18:11,717 --> 01:18:14,717
(upbeat music)
1590
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:15,675
Well.
1591
01:18:17,883 --> 01:18:19,259
Looks like we're at
the end of the line.
1592
01:18:19,341 --> 01:18:21,383
- Yeah, so it would seem.
1593
01:18:22,758 --> 01:18:26,341
- You know, being
the birthday girl,
1594
01:18:26,425 --> 01:18:29,383
I think I'm gonna let
you make the decision.
1595
01:18:29,466 --> 01:18:31,758
We have two options.
1596
01:18:31,842 --> 01:18:35,341
One, you can man up, turn
around, and end it quickly
1597
01:18:37,633 --> 01:18:41,758
or you could be the little
chicken shit with a push
1598
01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:46,550
and I would be very happy
to lend a hand for that.
1599
01:18:46,633 --> 01:18:48,383
So, what's it gonna be?
1600
01:18:51,175 --> 01:18:54,134
- Why are we even
foolin' ourselves huh?
1601
01:18:54,217 --> 01:18:56,425
We both know that
you wanna do it.
1602
01:18:56,508 --> 01:18:59,925
It's the only way that sick
perverts like you can get off
1603
01:19:00,009 --> 01:19:01,217
because you can't get
that little pecker up
1604
01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:05,591
so you gotta kill things
instead, am I right?
1605
01:19:05,675 --> 01:19:07,175
I don't smoke.
1606
01:19:07,259 --> 01:19:09,883
- Well, that's a pity (coughing)
this is really good shit.
1607
01:19:09,967 --> 01:19:11,341
But, you know, you got me.
1608
01:19:14,009 --> 01:19:15,717
You really did, 100%.
1609
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:18,341
Not about the pecker,
1610
01:19:19,883 --> 01:19:22,092
but about killing people.
1611
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:24,425
Abso-fuckin-lutely.
1612
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:29,217
(laughing)
(moaning in fear)
1613
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:30,341
Now, can you feel this?
1614
01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:33,383
I'm trembling with desire
1615
01:19:35,383 --> 01:19:38,633
and I simply can not
wait til it's over.
1616
01:19:40,050 --> 01:19:42,217
Are you ready to die?
- No.
1617
01:19:46,092 --> 01:19:47,425
Are you?
1618
01:19:47,508 --> 01:19:52,425
(screaming)
(intense music)
1619
01:20:11,883 --> 01:20:15,758
(suspenseful music)
1620
01:20:39,092 --> 01:20:41,842
(arrow whizzing)
1621
01:20:44,175 --> 01:20:46,967
(arrow whizzing)
1622
01:20:51,758 --> 01:20:53,259
(screaming)
1623
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:04,341
(arrow whizzing)
1624
01:21:07,175 --> 01:21:09,466
(screaming)
1625
01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:26,341
(coughing)
1626
01:21:39,092 --> 01:21:42,217
(suspenseful music)
1627
01:22:23,134 --> 01:22:26,300
♪ When the smoke clears I'll
be sober, I'll be vigilant ♪
1628
01:22:26,383 --> 01:22:28,134
♪ Well aware, I suppress fears ♪
1629
01:22:28,217 --> 01:22:29,466
♪ Immune to the air ♪
1630
01:22:29,550 --> 01:22:30,800
♪ Immune to the fumes ♪
1631
01:22:30,883 --> 01:22:32,050
♪ When I add the fuel here ♪
1632
01:22:32,134 --> 01:22:33,466
♪ What's your proof here ♪
1633
01:22:33,550 --> 01:22:35,009
♪ Cause I'm still alive ♪
1634
01:22:35,092 --> 01:22:37,300
♪ And we don't owe you shit
that you lost in your time ♪
1635
01:22:37,383 --> 01:22:40,217
♪ At the drop of a dime
we'll tell the surprise ♪
1636
01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:42,009
♪ And since we holdin court
ima taka a shot at mine ♪
1637
01:22:42,092 --> 01:22:43,341
♪ But it's traumtizin ♪
1638
01:22:43,425 --> 01:22:46,508
♪ Those to lullabies
as pure as baby blood ♪
1639
01:22:46,591 --> 01:22:48,092
♪ That flows when one dies ♪
1640
01:22:48,175 --> 01:22:49,508
♪ From death to the life ♪
1641
01:22:49,591 --> 01:22:50,842
♪ From darkness to light ♪
1642
01:22:50,925 --> 01:22:53,341
♪ The duality attended
to my whole life ♪
1643
01:22:53,425 --> 01:22:54,842
♪ Who gave you your stripes ♪
1644
01:22:54,925 --> 01:22:56,383
♪ And do you wear them right ♪
1645
01:22:56,466 --> 01:22:58,842
♪ We strip any zebra in
the jungle crossing lines ♪
1646
01:22:58,925 --> 01:22:59,591
♪ I'm a wolf in disguise ♪
1647
01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:01,508
♪ Where the lions make pride ♪
1648
01:23:01,591 --> 01:23:03,341
♪ If I'm honest
trailblazing is lyin ♪
1649
01:23:03,425 --> 01:23:05,466
♪ Ain't a lie, Ima
baller til I die ♪
1650
01:23:05,550 --> 01:23:07,009
♪ I dare you try ♪
1651
01:23:07,092 --> 01:23:09,383
♪ I dare you to tell the
truth even when you lie ♪
1652
01:23:09,466 --> 01:23:10,717
♪ I dare you to fight ♪
1653
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,300
♪ Dare you not to take flight ♪
1654
01:23:12,383 --> 01:23:14,717
♪ I dare you to walk through
the smoke with no sight ♪
1655
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:16,009
♪ Dare you to open your eyes ♪
1656
01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:17,550
♪ I dare you to try ♪
1657
01:23:17,633 --> 01:23:20,175
♪ I dare you to tell the
truth even when you lie ♪
1658
01:23:20,259 --> 01:23:21,341
♪ I dare you to fight ♪
1659
01:23:21,425 --> 01:23:22,925
♪ Dare you not to take flight ♪
1660
01:23:23,009 --> 01:23:25,425
♪ I dare you to walk through
the smoke with no sight ♪
1661
01:23:25,508 --> 01:23:28,134
♪ Dare to open your eyes ♪
1662
01:23:28,217 --> 01:23:29,591
♪ See I, See I ♪
1663
01:23:29,675 --> 01:23:31,425
♪ I see what you
mean sometimes ♪
1664
01:23:31,508 --> 01:23:34,758
♪ I see you see me seein things
more divine, don't intervene ♪
1665
01:23:34,842 --> 01:23:36,092
♪ But what I'm seein
here, this mines ♪
1666
01:23:36,175 --> 01:23:38,550
♪ I see you been around awhile ♪
1667
01:23:38,633 --> 01:23:39,550
♪ You see me right ♪
1668
01:23:39,633 --> 01:23:40,633
♪ You see my campsite ♪
1669
01:23:40,717 --> 01:23:42,259
♪ You seein my demise ♪
1670
01:23:42,341 --> 01:23:44,550
♪ You see into the end
that you see on the rise ♪
1671
01:23:44,633 --> 01:23:46,009
♪ I can't see the compromise ♪
1672
01:23:46,092 --> 01:23:47,633
♪ You see what I provide ♪
1673
01:23:47,717 --> 01:23:49,925
♪ See this how it's gon go
down, you see it upright ♪
1674
01:23:50,009 --> 01:23:52,758
♪ I see you uptight but I
don't see you go fight ♪
1675
01:23:52,842 --> 01:23:55,341
♪ I see me standing adjust
the position eye to eye ♪
1676
01:23:55,425 --> 01:23:58,217
♪ I see me as a giant when
I'm David in your sight ♪
1677
01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,883
♪ Goliath for the triumph
and call me a bad guy ♪
1678
01:24:00,967 --> 01:24:02,550
♪ Good guys finish last
and I can see why ♪
1679
01:24:02,633 --> 01:24:05,134
♪ Cause I done seen first
hand, left don't seem to die ♪
1680
01:24:05,217 --> 01:24:08,633
♪ See I gotta see
my kids right ♪
1681
01:24:08,717 --> 01:24:11,466
♪ I gotta see all the
shit I said come to life ♪
1682
01:24:11,550 --> 01:24:14,175
♪ I see how you feel and I
done seen it many times ♪
1683
01:24:14,259 --> 01:24:16,633
♪ I see it in the mirror
when I dare to see inside ♪
1684
01:24:16,717 --> 01:24:19,633
♪ I dare to wipe it
down like Bruce ♪
1685
01:24:19,717 --> 01:24:22,092
♪ Be fearful of the mirages
the mirrors seem dry ♪
1686
01:24:22,175 --> 01:24:23,175
♪ See drugs pass by ♪
1687
01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,717
♪ See rain in the sky ♪
1688
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:26,466
♪ See rain there, rain
dance, dab in the light ♪
1689
01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:30,092
♪ Boom thunder strike is
darkness to the light ♪
1690
01:24:30,175 --> 01:24:31,217
♪ Wash away my sins that I
see with my eye and see I ♪
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