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And oh,

my oh,

so jump

off Oh.

Oh. Clark.

Oh, yes.

Afternoon.

Good.

And talk

Hope you don't mind me
making myself comfortable.

Are you an American?

Yes, ma'am. 39.

What are you doing here?

You German?

What are you doing here? Crashed

through nine of these tunnels.

What is your name?

Jonathan.

Jonathan. What

danger?

My name is Jonathan. Danger.
Man. What? Division of the Third Reich.

You soldiers from.

The Third Reich.

It's 1985.

The glory days are gone.

Berlin belongs to the Soviets.

We, sadly, now work from Little Russia.

Dangerous.

A most unusual name, is it not?

Is it your real name? Sure.

What are you doing all the way out here?

20 miles off the coast of Africa.

You know, I didn't know
anybody knew about this place.

I paid a guy to fly over,
and I parachuted in.

And how are you planning
to get off the island, Mr.

Danger? Oh, please.

Call me Jonathan.

And you can call me Miss Fritz.

Ella, if you get along How
were you planning to get off the island?

I've got an exit strategy.

Do you know?

I do.

So we have to go.

But what we don't have
is the walk or the wise.

So you'll have to excuse my bluntness.

What are you doing here?

And why

You know, I do like a girl
who's straight to the point.

Are you a spy?

Spy? No, no, no.

I'm entrepreneur.

I will not ask again.

What are you doing here?

That is a tough question

to answer and even harder
question to answer quickly.

Can you tell me those matches

Yes. 30 seconds.

Go 30 seconds.

28 now.

My family is in the business of finding
the exotic and selling it to the wealthy.

The exotic?

Yeah, the exotic. You know, the bizarre.

The strange, exotic, you know,
wealthy love, that sort of thing.

You have to be willing to go places there,
not find it.

Bring it back.

Sounds like you want to be Indiana.

Smith when you grow up. Jones,

Indiana.

Never mind

Oh, Jonathan, how naughty of you.

Chances are, I'll get at least one of you.

Not be one of us.

Felons.

Put his down and I'll pull my hair.

This is bigger than yours, is it not?

Not about the size.

Trust me, it is.

Precisely snake size.

You shot him.

Oh, please. That's just a scratch.

He'll be fine
as long as he doesn't go for it again.

I take it the keys are in the jeep.

What's the keys to the Jeep?

You can't have our jeep.

I wasn't asking permission

I wouldn't do that.

Kind of cougar myth.

I'm not.

Okay.

I love you.

Oh, so

how you can.

So that

tell you what. God,

I got Oh,

an American.

And I hate coming

What's the matter, Ivan?

Vodka withdrawals?

No, Right.

What?

I said.

Hey, are you having vodka withdrawals?

Yeah.

I heard you the first time.

Then why did you say what? Idiot.

Yeah, because it didn't make any sense.

Oh, so you don't like vodka?

You think I'm Russian?

You speak
pretty good English for a KGB spy.

You know that. I'm not a KGB spy.

You think I need to?

I'm here.

I'm not

saying that.

That is why you guys are not going to win
this war.

We are going to kick your Russian asses

What?

That's right that you ask me.

I don't get it. Oh,

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You hurt your head there.

You hit me with the butt of your gun.

That doesn't hurt as bad as my ribs. Oh,

he actually didn't hit me that hard.

And that's your ass out tonight?

Yeah.

I can't give you all the credit for that.

Mostly has to do with the tree branch.

The tree branch.

Yeah. Yeah. When I landed.

I ended

there.

More Russians, and it's that what you say?

Oh, for the love of God.

And I'm American.

You just love baseball and hot dogs. Yeah.

Yeah, I do. Actually.

Oh, that's. Good.

That's good.

Did they teach you that in spy school?

What?

Spy school?

Loose lips sink. Ships, pal.

What are you talking about?

You and I are here.

I don't think he's a Russian.

What happened to you?

I'm getting closer and closer.

To what?

You don't talk to her.

All right.

Put the knife down.

He's obviously an American.

Yeah, well,
then why is he in a Russian jeep?

I don't know. Did you ask him?

I need you.

Are you a Russian spy?

I'm not supposed to talk to you.

Oh, if you are,
I am going to touch each for dinner.

But you taste like goulash.

Forgive him. This is my brother James.

He's a little overprotective.

Friends call me jungle gym.

Nice to meet you, John.
You ain't a friend.

All right.

Some people call me Jonathan.

Jonathan Danger. I'm an American.

I crashed in a Russian camp
about an hour ago.

What are you doing out here, Jonathan?

Well, I stole one of their jeeps.

Problem is, I didn't get too far.

I may have a punctured lung or

some internal bleeding.

What happened

Tree branch went through my rib during my
not so awesome landing.

Oh, let's see.
I don't know. He's bluffing.

I no, I said don't.

He's bluffing.

He's far.

Oh, I don't.

Don't, don't, don't, don't.

Ouch.

Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't.

Blood's dry, and it's scabbed over.

It's stuck to my shirt.

I can't help you if I can't see
what's going on.

Oh. Ha ha ha.

Oh, don't.

Don't

Did you go through his stuff?

Don't go through my stuff.

All you have to do is pack

What's this?

That's Mr.

Bear. Mr. Bear? Yeah, it's Mr. Beck.

And you just put it back in my bag,
please. Why?

Because if you don't,
I'll have to kill you.

You'd have to kill me.

It was my daughters.

So, yeah, if you don't put it back.

Yeah, I'll kill you.

Said was.

Was your daughter now?

She's dead.

The search is deep.

Go He's a breath of fresh air.

Uh, what's your name?

Jade.

Jade Calloway.

Don't believe it.

You really know where it is, don't you?

This is a map of the island.

You really know where it is.

This is incredible.

What the hell are you doing, woman?

It's not what it looks like.

It looks like you're taking a shirt off.

Okay, then it is what it looks like.

Your group

All right.

Oh, thank you.

More people in your group?

Just me.

Last chance.

And be honest. Are you.

Are you not?

Doesn't stop. I'm not.

I'm not. Well, it was nice knowing you.

We can't just leave him.

Yeah. Yeah.
You can't just leave me. Why not?

Because he knows where the temple is.

You see these lines all over his body?
That's the map.

You've literally has
it tattooed across his skin.

We finally find
it and get off this island.

Just like every

move.

What do you think

revolver.

Stuck in the back of my pants.

I can't reach you
without giving away our position.

Can you reach it?

Try to reach around you. Yeah.

Grab my gun.

What? No.

You want to get killed by Russians?

I want you to grab my gun, not give.

Me up on you. Do it.

I'm not trying to fill you up. Guy.

Pull, trigger.

Whoa.

Yeah. Yes.

That was so rad.

You think there's any more Russians
on the island? Yep.

Uh, uh.

I got to stop for a second.

Hey, that's littering.

Sorry about your daughter.

It's okay.

I'll be seeing her soon.

Do you believe it's really here?

I do.

And that is not really a temple.

It's my only way back to 1982

This was hers.

Mr. Becker,

after the fires,
the only thing I have left on

her. God.

Mr. Bear,

a very creative name.

And I gave it to her.

She asked me what his name was

and so I said.

What was her name?

Violet.

Violet Monroe. Far

Why wasn't her last name Danger?

You're not sticking to your story,
comrade.

Oh. Making sure that he's not lying to us.

That's going to bruise.

So what's the plan?

The plan is to follow your map.

Why did you do it?

Why the tattoos?

I travel light.

Figured this way.

It'd be harder for anyone to get the map.

I don't know about that.

Someone wanted that map.

If you take a look at it.

Well, they'd have to skin me.

That's what I was getting at.

Well, then they'd have to kill me.

That is also what I was getting at.

Well, then I'd have no need
for the temple, now, would I?

I'd be dead.

How are you planning on

getting through all those soldiers.

I didn't know they were here.

I didn't know anybody was.

Locals on the mainland
said this island was uninhabited.

So you think we should team up

What?

Yeah.

You're clearly in no condition
to take out a bunch of Russian soldiers.

I mean, Jade are because of bad asses.

You got that map on you.

I think we should team up.

Really?

You're just about to kill him.

No, he's obviously not KGB.

Thank you.

Sorry about Jade.

She can be a little suspicious
sometimes. Yes.

You're kidding.

All right.

Oh, I'm ready to go.

Let's keep moving.

All right.

What Nothing.

What's.

Oh, nothing. Nothing.

Are you okay? Oh.

You're okay. Yeah.

It's hard to breathe, but I'm fine.

I'm ready to go.

You're in no shape to walk.

A good night's rest will do you some good.

My little girl.

She's waiting for me.

If she's in 1982, she's fine.

She doesn't even know.

I guess you're right.

I mean, it is getting late anyway.

Should we start a fire

at Russians will see it,

but we can make s'mores.

Come on.

Let's find a place and hunker down.

Nobody died.

Pardon me.

Bella? No.

Dana, I don't have time for this.

Do you know what this is?

I'm sure you're going to tell me

It's cancer.

Throat cancer, to be exact.

Caused by radiation.

Which means we're getting close

Wherever that temple is, it's here

on this island.

And it's leaking energy,

leaking a tremendous amount of energy

Most likely is highly unstable.

Wasn't he fine?

Just a week ago.

Yeah.

He's dead.

Radiation spreads

more rapidly
than anything I've ever encountered.

And you'd find that temporary,
and you find it fast.

What do you think I've been doing?

And so American has arrived.

Washington must know it's here as well.

So the more reason for you to hurry up
and find

three Americans.

Isn't that strange?

Are you questioning my loyalty?

Because I wouldn't do that

if I was you.

German

You're quite a war hero.

The great Delano
Davis working for the Russian.

That thing is going to save you.

Most likely.

We're already infected.

Go find my Geiger counter.

Yes, sir.

Damnit.

Why? He's

all over there.

I got

so I told you my story.

Why the two of you
trying to reach the temple?

All reason.

No reason.

You're kidding me, right?

You had to travel around the world
to an uncharted island.

20 miles off the coast of Africa.

To live in that ratty tent I found you in

Nobody does that for no reason.

Don't

Don't

you see that new movie, Back to the Future
just came out.

Yeah. You know what?

The DeLorean,
the new car, where the doors go.

Yeah, I said I saw the.

Movie.

Thank you.

Well, instead of going back in time
and trying to bang his mom,

Marty McFly, should have played the lotto.

I got every single lotto written down here
from the last five years.

I mean, are you going to go get rich.

Can I see those? Hell, no.

You can't see them.

All right.

So tomorrow,

bright and early, we head for the temple.

Absolutely.

We'll

take it down

there.

There's a rock there.

Really comfortable.

Actually.

Oh, hello.

Yeah,

one second.

Yeah. Slap

you good.

Em? Good.

It's a little noisy.

Are you jabbering.

Maybe we should give him. Yes.

Come on.

Right.

You two should get some sleep.

Can be a bit of a hike tomorrow.

Mm hmm.

Your brother is quite the character.

Yeah.

He's right, though.

It's going to be a bit of a hike
if your map's right.

It is

Tell you what.

This should help us get some good sleep.

You've been holding out on me. Yeah.

I'm impressed.

Yeah.

Growing up,
my parents are both basically functioning.

Alcoholics grow up with the stuff.

Room with trios, huh?

Breakfast champions.

Me, too.

Your turn.

Okay.

It's not how we play.

You're not supposed to match me.

Supposed to drink more than me.

As for now, you got to do five.

Five gulps in here.

I can finish it.

Good.

So what are the two of you
really doing out here?

What do you mean?

Please? Not that.

The lotto idea is not a good one,
but that's not why you're really here.

How do you know?

I can tell

you don't come all the way out here
on a wing and a prayer

searching for a temple that local nurses
can take you back in time.

Not unless you've lost everything.

And you've lost everything.

Yeah,

Oh, I am starting to feel that alcohol.

Slow down there, tiger.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I think I just lost a lot of blood, and I
may or may not have a punctured lung.

I mean, even in the last two days,

and the alcohol has got me
just a little woozy How much?

Well.

I just said, slow it down.

Now you're acting

like the reason you just hit on me
is because you think you're dying.

I just meant maybe after another bottle.

Might you have another bottle?

Maybe.

Maybe, like, yes.

Or maybe like, yes.

But be warned,
if you try to hit on me again, my brother

might kill you.

Right around, but a little bit of whiskey.

Whiskey? Oh, now it's gems.

I want to wake him up.

You know, I

realize
you just totally avoided my question.

What was the question again?

What are the two you really doing here?

Oh, BackStory.

Come on.

I told you about Mr.

Beer.

Okay, fine.

I know what's in the temple.

I know what it is.

You do

It's not from here.

You mean like from Earth?

No, not like

here.

It's a file on the temple.

Where'd you get this?

I stole it.

You stole it

from where?

My dad.

Wait.

You're done
as a Top-Secret file on the government.

I don't want jungle gym over there to know

Why not?

Because our father was court-Martialed
after I went missing.

Locked him up.

Throw away the key Boy.

You got your dad locked up,
and you had this the entire time.

Well, it's not
like he was the nicest guy in the world

or one dad of the year contests
or anything like that.

I actually think it'll do him some good

to have some me time

But if this thing is real

and we do go back in time,
he won't have ever served any jail time.

So no harm, no foul Right?

I guess so.

Trust me.

My logic is sound.

Is it?

Mm hmm.

What's that?

Hicks, Vaughn, Leona's.

Does that mean.

It means here be lions?

Why do you have that
tattooed on your wrist?

It was on the map.

I got a bit drunk, and I had the guy
copy it all down, so he did.

To do all of those yourself.

Yeah, I did.

Not that bad, right?

Yeah,

my up the.

White.

You fornicate with the Russian spy.

Stop.

Did you fornicate with the Russian spy?

No. Because that's
the oldest trick in the book.

What is.

It called? The Honey Trap. All right.

They seduce you.
They get all your secrets.

Are you in your most vulnerable?

So they'll be gross.

Not going to have sex with you
sleeping right there.

I'm just saying, you don't see me
being in any Russian spies,

do you?

We got to go.

What's he doing? We got to go.

No, Mom.

I think he wants us to put our hands up.

You speak Russian?

I got your mom's right.

Honestly,

I'm just guessing.

We meet again.

I'm not sure about you, but I'm extremely
pleased by the circumstances

Wait outside.

No one comes in and no one comes out
unless it's myself or Eleanor.

Who is your lovely new girlfriend?

I thought you had something very special.

You and me.

You swoop into a girl's life
and just as quickly swoop out.

You left me so distraught in such a mood

that I killed my younger sister, Nancy.

You see, I was so heartbroken.

And now you step this up again.

If another woman

and you.

Mm hmm.

Must be in keeping tabs on you

to make sure you didn't
find the temple before we did.

But as you can see, we found it
quite fine on our own.

You didn't even need Mr.

Danger to help us.

It is Mr.

Danger, is it not?

Hmm. Mm hmm.

I'm sorry, darling.

I can't understand
you reflect back in your mouth.

I said What are you doing here? Me?

Are the Soviets. The Soviets?

But you're not KGB.

No, we are part of the Soviet
space program.

You want me to believe you all?

A bunch of cosmonauts.

I think Winston Churchill best described
to us

as a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside
an enigma.

Which, to my ears, sounds rather sexy.

Don't you agree?

So what are you looking for?

Don't take me for stupid

You're looking for the same thing
that you are looking for.

The same thing
I assume you're looking for as well,

my dear.

I honestly don't see what you see in her

but you, Mr.

Danger, with all of the tattoos

No need to flex those muscles for me.

Oh. Looks like playtime is over.

Then I know it's all men, doctor.

Here on the island.

I take it he's going to question us?

Yes, that's right.

Hello.

I assume you know where the temple is.

You're American.

Yes. Yes, I am.

And why do you think I know where

the temple is?

Because of the tattoo on your skin.

So if you're American,

then why are you working for the Soviets?

After the end of the Second World War?

The United States started recruiting Nazis

for the science division.

The same Nazis that I lost my leg

and a bunch of my close friends fighting

and not just fighting

killing.

There's a big difference

We were sent over there to kill

when you sent off to kill

people could shot

people get blown up

People get changed.

It's made of titanium.

Same thing.

Space shuttle is made of.

What happened in.

World War Two.

I was only 16.

I was too young.

But I told them I was 18.

Ready and willing to fight.

They love the sound of that.

So they signed me up and shipped me out
just as quickly as they could.

You have any idea what a medical tent

on the front lines over in Berlin

looks like?

I carried my commanding officer

on my shoulders

three and a half miles

to the nearest medical tent

with two bullets in me
from a goddamn Nazi.

You know what
they told me when I got there?

I put my commanding officer down on a cot.

They took one look at my leg.

I'll shut the hell

And they

said, we're going to have to amputate

and took out the bone to us.

No painkillers,

no gauze.

Just a bone saws

and a bloody mess.

That leg twitched

for nearly 2 minutes
when they took it off.

You're lying

After the war, I went home

Both of my brothers were dead.

My girl married my best friend.

And I was missing a leg.

The government,

you know, they did

They put those goddamn Nazis to work.

Like that shit.

So you went to go work for the Russians.

I'll admit, I was an easy recruit,

and they paid for all my schooling.

They put me in the
experimental design bureau,

and where are my manners?

I've been talking
like this is all about me.

It's actually all about you.

Let's get started.

Ella,

would you be so kind
as to set us some mood music.

You know what I love most about Americans?

American music. Rock and roll.

Would you like to listen
to record with us?

You know,
they're not called records anymore.

Record tapes. Now.

Oh, I like it.

Now. Now,

tell us what we know about the temple.

Nine Who told you it was here?

Nine I tried.

You may begin.

Things I learned very early in the USSR

is to be efficient.

They pride themselves on that shit.

They care for their dog.

What is the American saying?

This little piggy went to the market.

Tell me what you know about the temple.

I don't know anything

Oh. Well, you're going to need some gas.

For that

start.

Yes, right.

I won't ask again.

Who told you it was here?

Who else knows?

You know, I'm going to need a second.

I'm a little lightheaded after that.

We have plenty of time.

Bellino specializes in vivisection.

That's Latin

Judging from some of your tattoos,
you have an interest in Latin.

Vivi comes from the Latin word Venice,

which means a life and section
comes from the Latin word sex.

You are cutting off husbands.

As you know,
it is really good for a guy to.

Have a hobby.

This little piggy stayed home.

Oh, that hurts.

It hurts a lot. Hmm.

Do we really need to discuss
that little piggy that had a roast beef?

The CIA knows.

And what was your exit strategy?

I can't tell you otherwise.

I'd have to kill you.

You know you're not going
to make it out of this alive.

You know that, don't you?

Yeah, I get that.

But I figure you won't kill me
because you need the code.

What code?

To turn it on.

You can't just walk in there after
all these years and expect it to work.

You need to know how to turn it on.

You give me what I want.

It's all yours.

So what do you want?

And please choose your next sentence

very carefully.

I want to go back to 1982

You give me that.

It's all yours.

And why wouldn't we just torture you
until you give us the code?

You just chopped

off two of my fingers,
and I'm still willing to negotiate.

And what if your code doesn't work?

Then you can let Dylan go play
doctor on us all he wants.

Hmm. Hmm.

Mm hmm.

I think we could cut another finger.

You've never wanted something

as badly as this

Even close.

You have yourself a deal, Mr.

Danger,

but you make one wrong move.

And I won't just kill you.

I'll also kill your girlfriend.

Make no mistake about that.

I will not hesitate Deal

And I won't just kill you.

I let the L.A. play.

With you some.

I figure I'm going to attack you.

Well,

we're here

It's real.

We really hear.

You feel like we're stepping onto
the set of Alien right now.

What is this place.

It's a ship.

An expedition that went backwards in time.

Not from our time, but the future.

Very.

Morty McFly

how to get in the mountain like this.

The team didn't account
for the rotation of the Earth,

or their mouth was off

whenever it was inside of a mountain.

How long do you think it's been here?

Probably hundreds of years.

The locals that used to live here,
the natives,

they worship this for centuries.

Their myths their legends,

all arising out of this holy mountain.

Imagine what it must have been like

for them.

One day, a flash appears.

Cutting through the cliffs.

Avalanches.

Earthquakes.

Then when you send up
your bravest soldiers to investigate,

they find something so unimaginable

that only a supernatural explanation
can possibly make sense of it all.

And then there was the screaming

the scream.

If they say they used to hear

screaming from inside the mountain.

And so what do you think

happened to all the natives in.

Radiation probably wiped them all out.

This thing is leaked.

We've been here for months
in the past few days.

Several of our men have gotten very sick.

Rapid onset cancers, wiping everybody out.

So why are you here?

We all know the Soviet Union
is going to fail.

The economy can't keep up.

Reagan is playing dirty.

Our mission is to go back in time
and stop it from people.

That doesn't answer why you are here.

You're not Russian.

Is it too smart for your own good?

I'm here to go back in time and make sure
the Soviets lose World War Two.

That they never take Berlin.

Never split my city in half.

Never drop the Iron Curtain.

Wait.

That's not the mission.

Sounds good to me.

Would you try to stop me?

I just want to get back to 1982.

I'll stop.

Turn it on now.

And you guys really think
this is from 1999?

Just do it.

Enter the code.

Are you playing? No.

A little lightheaded is all.

Sounds like we're about to take off.

The debate.

Ella.

You can't be serious.

And anyone

What is it?

I said why

isn't. It your story?

I'm going to kill the girl first.

I'll be to see.

Peter Jennings here to save.

The day.

She out.

Whoa.

Thank you. Yes.

All right, I'll go.

Come on.

Oh, you're not

done.

Guilty of overwork.

Well.

The truth is

How are.

You doing here?

Saving your lives. With

some danger to get there.

Hi. You like your name?

You can't have a dangerous mind.

Oh, I felt like that was a real name.

Okay. Don't worry.
You can be a jungle janitor.

I want to be a jungle junkie.
I'm Daniel now.

Yes. I'm gay. Right?

I'm danger.
There's nothing dangerous about you.

We don't have time for this.

On this one.

Well,

stop moving.

Come on.

Hold it

You missed two

Does not sound good.

You hear that?

Say, I love you.

Now Jonathan. Oh.

You really must stop meeting like this.

This is our time capsule. Yes,

And is this our Hainan?

Shouldn't

I get.

I should have had.

Then I. I started to take office.

I guess

it's been a pleasure, Mr.

Danger.

To venture

it's just beginning.

In 1982, right?

1982 What are you doing?

I'm coming with you.

Right.

Sorry I'm late.

What are you doing?

Make a million.

Here we come. Holy shit.

What happened to your fingers?

Jim, where have you been?

Where have I been?

Oh, I just been killing Russians.

Saving your life.

Getting my ass kicked.

By that guy.

Oh. Come Oh.

You can.

So go

to town.

Tell you what she's got

I think I'm gonna blow my top

so. Hey, little sugar, don't stop.

You lie, Popeye.

Oh, come on, now.

Oh, baby,

I got this

gonna make my cradle

to make gold a long time

Put your hands together

James.

Gonna make a great

cheese

sandwich. And.