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And welcome to Play of the Week,
where each week a new play
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is performed live in front
of a studio audience
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and broadcast to the nation.
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I am Robert Grove, the director.
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Now, last Christmas we presented
The Nativity Story, which received
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so many complaints I was able
to launch a successful coup
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and dislodge our previous director
Chris Bean from his post.
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In fact that reminds me, Chris...
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..here are the rewites.
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Chris Bean, everyone.
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I know, I know.
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Now, when Chris directed our
productions they did
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sometimes contain errors,
in fact the opening
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scene of the Nativity
contained 27 mistakes alone.
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But for tonight's epic family saga
I can confidently announce
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there will be no more
errors, no mishaps.
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Tonight everything
will be "perfrect".
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"Perfrect?"
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Perfect.
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Sorry, that was an error,
there'll be no more errors.
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That didn't happen.
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Reset your minds, we'll go again.
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Tonight everything will be perfect.
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The actors are prepared,
the stage is set.
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Please enjoy: Summer Once Again.
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Where the table?
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Oh, I feel I have lived through this
moment so many times before.
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So often have I dreamt of Roger's
return to Northwood Manor.
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They say war changes a man, sister.
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Do you think I will
recognise him, Edward?
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He's Roger.
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Of course you'll recognise your son.
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For years you have hoped
he will come home hard.
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Hoped hard he will come home.
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Hard.
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Stop saying hard.
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You are a pure and
pious man, brother.
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Jacob, hurry along, make sure
there's enough wood on the fire.
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Yes, ma'am!
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Careful not to work the boy too...
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Hard.
Nonsense.
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We need all the wood we can get.
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Oh, there's hardly any heat
coming off this at all!
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Let me check to see
if the cake is ready.
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Mrs Wimblegate!
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Ooh!
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We are almost ready, ma'am.
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Margaret!
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Yes, ma'am.
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Hurry and get that tea
on the stove, girl.
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Sorry, Mrs Wimblegate.
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Lemme help you, Miss Margaret.
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You do look a picture today.
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Thank you.
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Everything must be just
so for Roger's arrival.
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Cough!
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Oh, don't say coughs, just cough!
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Your goulashes.
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Thank you.
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Now, Dr Smith insists you eat every
mouthful of your food brother.
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This beef is as tough as old boots!
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CAR HORN SOUNDS.
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Oh, it must be Roger!
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Already?
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And here's me with my
hair all a mess.
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Mrs Wimblegate, where
are my rain boots?
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Your galoshes.
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Thank you.
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Oh, Roger and I will want to take
a walk around the grounds.
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It's just like we used to.
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CAR HORN SOUNDS.
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Roger!
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Mother, I have returned!
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Bravo!
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Hey.
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You were a boy when you left,
but now I see a man before me.
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It's good to see you, Mother.
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I've missed you all so very much.
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Except for that manure boy.
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Aah, there he is!
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I'm sorry about my appearance, sir.
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Yes, well, it is foul.
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Take my bag inside, you peasant.
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Welcome back, young sir.
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I heard tales of your great skill.
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You are revolting.
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Well, if that's all
sir, I must be going.
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This manure won't eat itself.
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Be gone.
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There, all finished.
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Salutations Uncle.
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Aah!
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My favourite nephew.
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But how pale you look!
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He fell yesterday walking Monty.
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Aah, hello Monty!
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He needs a second helping
to get his strength up.
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The cake, ma'am.
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Sit, Roger, we must
celebrate your safe return.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Oh, Mrs Wimblegate,
this looks exquisite.
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There, second helping finished.
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Now no more.
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You're not finished until you've had
a big mouthful of cake.
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Well, I do love cake.
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Open wide!
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Aah...
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Mm...
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Mother, tell me,
where is my fiancee?
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Where is...
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Susan.
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I was pausing.
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Where's Susan?
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Susan?
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Edward, will you give us
a reading from the Bible?
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"Summer Once Again.
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"Robert Grove rehearsal diary -
the cast are terrible..."
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Forever and ever.
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Amen.
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Mother, I will not be distracted!
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Where is Susan?
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Oh, Roger.
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I think you'd better
speak to Dr Smith.
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For God's sake!
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That's 28 mistakes.
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Right...
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WHISTLE.
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We'll go again.
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What?
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Go again!
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From the top?
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Yep, none of that happened.
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Yes, it did.
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Nope, reset.
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We can't go back!
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I'm the director!
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We'll go again.
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That's ridiculous!
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Reset the car!
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My apologies, ladies
and gentlemen...
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It's not a real car!
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My apologies, ladies and gentlemen,
but I'm sure you'll all agree that
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scene was not perfect.
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Particularly Chris's performance.
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So we're going to go
back from the top.
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Although we will have
to get a move on.
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Is everyone ready?
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"Prefrect."
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Perfect.
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The stage is set.
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The actors are "preprared".
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Prepared.
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Sorry, I'm under a lot of "pessure".
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Pressure.
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Please enjoy, Summer Once Again...
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Again.
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WHISTLE.
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Where are the actors?!
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I feel I have lived through this
moment so many times before.
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So often have I dreamt of Roger's
return to Northwood Manor.
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They say war changes a man, sister.
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Do you think I will
recognise him, Edward?
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He's Roger, of course
you'll recognise your son.
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For years you have hoped...
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Hard.
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He will come home hard.
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You are a pure and
pious man, brother.
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Jacob, hurry along, make sure
there's enough wood for the fire.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Careful not to get the boy too hard.
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Nonsense!
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We need all the wood we can get,
there's hardly any heat
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coming off this at all.
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Argh...
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That's hot!
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I'll just check to see
if the cake is ready.
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Mrs Wimblegate!
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We're almost ready, ma'am.
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Margaret!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Hurry and get that tea
on the stove, girl.
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Sorry, Mrs Wimblegate.
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Lemme help you, Miss Margaret.
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No, no...
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Argh!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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Argh!
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You do look a picture today.
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Thank you.
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Everything must be just
so for Roger's arrival.
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Don't say coughs this time!
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Agh!
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Your goulashes.
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Thank you.
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Now, Dr Smith insists you eat every
mouthful of your food, brother.
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This beef is as tough as old boots.
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CAR HORN.
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GASPS.
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Oh, it must be Roger!
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Already, and here's me
with my hair all a mess.
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Mrs Wimblegate, where
are my rain boots?
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Your galoshes.
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Thank you.
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Roger and I will...
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..will want to walk...
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STRAINED: ..want to take
a walk around the grounds.
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Just like we used to...
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STRAINED: Roger!
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Mother, I have returned!
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Bravo!
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Thank you.
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You were a boy when
you left, but now I...
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now...
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Ooh...
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Now I see a man before me.
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It's good to see you, Mother.
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I've missed you all so very much,
except for that ugly,
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destitute and syphilitic manure boy.
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Aah, there he is.
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I am sorry about my appearance...
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and smell.
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And?
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Small manhood.
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Which?
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I oft expose in the town.
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Yeah!
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So you should be.
Take my bag inside, you peasant.
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Welcome back, young sir.
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I...
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Ah manure boy, you're so weak.
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What have you put in there?
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Nothing.
You're just weak.
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Well, if that's all
sir I must be going.
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This manure won't eat itself.
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Before you go, do tell
me one more thing.
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I have a bowel condition.
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Yes, you do, probably
from eating all that manure.
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Be gone.
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That scene is really working now.
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Salutations, Uncle.
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Ah, my favourite nephew.
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But how pale you look!
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He fell yesterday walking Monty.
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Aah, hello Monty.
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He needs a second helping to help
get his strength up.
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Whoa...
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The cake, ma'am.
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Come, sit Roger, we must
celebrate your safe return.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Oh, Mrs Wimblegate
this looks exquisite.
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Ma'am.
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There, second helping finished.
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Now no more!
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You're not finished until you've had
a big mouthful of cake.
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Well, I do love cake.
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Open wide!
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Aaah...
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Mm...
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Mother tell me, where is my fiancee?
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Where is...
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Sorry, is it my line?
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No, I'm pausing!
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I'm pau...
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Where's Susan?
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Susan...
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Edward, will you give us a reading?
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Ahem...
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"Rehearsals day seven.
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The play is not improving.
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Maybe mother was right, maybe I am
all talk and no trousers."
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Forever and ever.
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Amen.
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All right, stop there!
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And again from the top.
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WHISTLE.
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No, no, we'll go again!
277
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,160
I'm so sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
278
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,160
None of that happened.
279
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,320
Reset your minds and please
enjoy Summer Once Again.
280
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,360
Again.
281
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:45,840
BLOWS WHISTLE.
282
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:51,080
Oh, for goodness' sake!
283
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:55,360
WHISTLE
284
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,800
I feel I have lived through this
moment so many times before.
285
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,360
So often have I dreamt of Roger's
return to Northwood Manor.
286
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,960
They say war changes a man, sister.
287
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:15,920
Do you think I'll
recognise him, Edward?
288
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,080
He's recognise of course
you'll Roger your son.
289
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,480
For years you have hoped hard
he will come home...
290
00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,520
Not hard.
291
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,400
You are a pure and
pious man, brother.
292
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,440
CAR HORN
293
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,480
Three pages early!
294
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,120
Jacob, hurry along, make sure
there's enough wood on the fire.
295
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,280
Yes ma'am.
296
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:36,120
AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND APPLAUDS
297
00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,040
Careful not to work
the work too work.
298
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,080
ROBERT'S WHISTLE.
299
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,000
Careful not to hard
the work too hard.
300
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,080
ROBERT'S WHISTLE.
301
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,240
Careful not to get
the two workmen too hard.
302
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,360
Nonsense!
303
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,320
We need all the wood we can get.
304
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:51,240
There's hardly any heat...
305
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:56,560
..coming off this at all.
306
00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:03,000
Argh...
307
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,600
I'll just, ah, check to see
if the cake is ready.
308
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,120
Mrs Wimblegate!
309
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,160
We're almost ready, ma'am.
310
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,200
Margaret!
311
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,240
Ooh!
312
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,680
Yes ma'am!
313
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,120
Hurry and get that tea
on the stove, girl.
314
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,800
Sorry, Mrs Wimblegate.
315
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:26,000
Let me help you, Miss Margaret.
316
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,400
You do look a picture today.
317
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:35,360
Thank you.
318
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:43,960
Argh!
319
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:49,680
Er...
320
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:57,640
Everything must be just
so for Roger's arrival.
321
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,920
If you say "Coughs" this
time, I'll hit you.
322
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,240
Ooh!
323
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:09,240
Your goulashes.
324
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:15,320
Thank you.
325
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:23,280
Now, Dr Smith insists you eat every
mouthful of your food, brother.
326
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,800
This beef is tough as old boots.
327
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,840
CAR HORN
328
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,560
Oh, it must be Roger.
329
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,600
Already?
330
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:44,560
And here's me with my
hair all a mess.
331
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,200
Mrs Wimblegate, where
are my rain boots?
332
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,360
Your galoshes.
333
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:57,320
Thank you.
334
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:07,480
Oh, I see what I've done.
335
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:16,280
Roger!
336
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:26,720
She
337
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:34,680
Ugh!
338
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,960
Mother!
339
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,440
I have returned...
340
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,480
Bravo!
341
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,520
Not yet!
342
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,560
Mother, I have returned...
343
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,280
RECORDING:
Braaa...v..v..v..v..v..voooo!
344
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,320
Voooo!
345
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,360
Vooo...
346
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,400
Turn it off!
347
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,960
Argh!
348
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:09,920
Ugh!
349
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:16,040
You were a boy when
you left, but now I...
350
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:21,320
..see a man before me.
351
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,600
It's good to see you, Mother.
352
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,480
I've missed you all so very much,
except for that manure boy.
353
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,520
Ah there he is.
354
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,960
Ah, there he is.
355
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,280
I am sorry about my appearance, sir.
356
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:39,080
Take my bag inside.
357
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:47,040
Argh!
358
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,600
Well, if that's all,
sir, I must be going...
359
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,960
..but it looks as though someone has
beaten me to my supper this evening.
360
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,000
Be gone!
361
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,040
There, all finished.
362
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,680
Salutations, Uncle.
363
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,320
Ah, my favourite nephew!
364
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,840
But how pale you look.
365
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,240
He fell yesterday walking Monty.
366
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,960
Aah...
367
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,080
Hello, Mont...
368
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:20,040
He needs a second helping
to get his strength up.
369
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:26,640
The cake, ma'am.
370
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,800
Come sit, Roger, we must
celebrate your safe return.
371
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:36,760
Thank you, Mother.
372
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,640
Ah, Mrs Wimblegate.
373
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,680
This looks exquisite.
374
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:48,960
Ma'am...
375
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,520
Well, second helping finished.
376
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,760
Now no more.
377
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,520
You're not finished until you've had
a big mouthful of cake.
378
00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,720
Well, I do love cake.
379
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,720
Open wide!
380
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,000
Ugh...
381
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,080
Mother...
382
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,760
Mother, tell me,
where is my fiancee?
383
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:11,640
Where is...
384
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,680
What was her name?
385
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,040
Susan!
386
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,120
Susan.
387
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,160
Forgettable name.
388
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,240
Susan.
389
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,320
Ah...
390
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:26,280
Edward, will you give us a reading?
391
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:32,080
"Lost my notebook.
Making do with Dennis' prop Bible.
392
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,280
Heard back from Dench.
Unavailable.
393
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,440
Annie remains.
394
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,200
Last night was a night to remember.
395
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:44,840
Another spanking from mother..."
396
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,440
Right, that was worse,
but we have to move on -
397
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,600
we have six minutes to finish
the whole play.
398
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,280
In all my years as a physician...
399
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,320
No!
400
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,400
No, no, no, no!
401
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,280
Cut the doctor - we don't have time.
402
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,720
Susan died while I was away.
403
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,760
Of typhoid.
404
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,800
That doesn't matter.
405
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,840
Close the house.
406
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,880
Scene three!
407
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,920
Morning Jacob...
408
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,960
Oh morning, sir!
409
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,120
I have noticed since
you have returned you carry
410
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,560
with you such a quiet dignity.
411
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,280
Grief makes solemn poets of us all.
412
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,120
Sir, would you like to while away
an hour at the chess
413
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,320
board like we used to?
414
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,480
Thank you, young Jacob,
that may ease my pain.
415
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,360
There is nothing more calming
than an hour spent in the company
416
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,800
of these fine bishops and knights.
417
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,720
I have missed our games
in your absence.
418
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:21,760
Good move, Jacob.
419
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,640
Ah, chess is a game when you must
never rush your turn.
420
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,800
I shall ponder my repost
at length while listening
421
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,240
to the birds in the orchard.
422
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,280
BIRD SOUNDS
423
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,320
Done.
424
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,480
You always did think strategically,
always five moves ahead.
425
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,880
Yet strategy comes naturally to you,
Jacob, does it not?
426
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,800
Well, one must take whatever
advantage is presented.
427
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,720
You have certainly taken
advantage, have you not?
428
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,760
Bishop takes pawn.
429
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,200
What are you getting at sir?
430
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,640
Susan wrote to me of you.
431
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,720
Bishop takes knight.
432
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,040
Well, the truth is she fell ill
while you were away at the front.
433
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,680
I gave her comfort in your
absence as any man would.
434
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,120
And, yes, we grew close, check.
435
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,160
Block.
436
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,760
And dare I say we fell in love,
but who are you to pass judgment.
437
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,680
You never loved her
as I could, Roger.
438
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,760
Checkmate.
439
00:21:58,760 --> 00:21:59,760
The days grow longer.
440
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,200
It's as if the world
has ground to a halt.
441
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,760
Well, it must make the days more
exciting to have a man love you so?
442
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,800
Love me?
443
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,720
Oh, yes, I've seen
the long lingering looks
444
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,760
Master Jacob gives you.
445
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,960
Mrs Wimblegate would not approve.
446
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,600
One cannot live one's life scared
of what others may think.
447
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,760
Come, play us something soothing
and gentle for these
448
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,800
endless afternoons.
449
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,840
FAST TUNE
450
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,880
Thank you!
451
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,920
I made you this.
452
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,080
Do you feel that chill
in the wind, ma'am?
453
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,120
Oh, yes.
454
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,160
Summer is drifting away.
455
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,360
Soon it will be Autumn.
456
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,400
Oh!
457
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,840
It's time for the
harvest celebration.
458
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:35,800
AUDIENCE CHEERS and APPLAUDS
459
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,960
AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS
460
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,640
Mrs Wimblegate, please
bring me another blanket.
461
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:50,520
When will my nephew
return from the war?
462
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,880
I'm back, Uncle,
do you not remember?
463
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,920
Oh, yes, of course.
464
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,960
Silly me.
465
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,000
He is growing weak.
466
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,040
Eat your supper.
467
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,080
And plenty of water.
468
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,000
The doctor says he won't
survive the night.
469
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,040
OWL HOOTS
470
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,120
COCKERILL SOUNDS.
471
00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:05,960
He lives another day!
472
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,320
I say you are fit and strong, Uncle,
never mind what the doctor says.
473
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,920
Listen to ten of his breaths and
tell me if you hear a single falter.
474
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,960
HEAVY BREATHING
475
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,640
A man of sound body and mind.
476
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,680
Coughs!
477
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,720
Ugh!
478
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,760
Fetch the Doctor.
479
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:19,960
There's no time, get out.
480
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,160
Please, bring Monty to me.
481
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,560
I want one more time
to feel his tiny little...
482
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,600
What are you doing?
483
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,640
Pause.
484
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,840
No, brother, don't leave me.
485
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,280
Please, Margaret, read me a Psalm.
486
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,320
Of course.
487
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,200
FASTER AND FASTER: The Lord
is my shepherd: I shall not want.
488
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,080
He maketh me to lie down in green
pastures: he leadeth me
489
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,120
beside the still waters.
490
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,000
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me
in the paths of righteousness
491
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,040
for his name's sake.
492
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,920
Yeah, though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death,
493
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,280
I will fear no evil: for thou art
with me: thy rod and thy
494
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,320
staff they comfort me.
495
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,200
Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies:
496
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,320
surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all the days of my life:
497
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,960
I will dwell in the house
of the Lord for ever.
498
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,000
Amen.
499
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,040
Amen!
500
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,080
AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
501
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,120
Ugh...
502
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,160
Good.
503
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,200
He's dead.
504
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,240
Winter.
505
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,280
Manure boy...
506
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,320
Argh!
507
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,360
Manure boy...
508
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,400
Morning.
509
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,280
Over these months since my Uncle
died you have seemed somewhat quiet.
510
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,480
Well, my bowel has decayed.
511
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:12,520
Of course it has.
512
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,160
And I had come to care
so deeply for your Uncle.
513
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,560
Manure boy, you look so thin,
so pale, so ghoulish.
514
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,600
Not goulash!
515
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,480
Manure boy, you are so disgusting -
I never asked your name.
516
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,520
What is it?
517
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,560
Gavroche.
518
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,600
Galosh?
519
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,640
Go away!
520
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,760
I feel closer to you now, perhaps
we might share our grief together?
521
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,400
Right, now there's this whole long
scene where we discuss our
522
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,800
predicaments and after many years
of feeling animosity, we realise
523
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,000
that actually we're very similar.
524
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,640
Then, Gavroche dies of typhoid
and that's the end of that.
525
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,680
Scene five!
526
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,880
Roger, have you seen the...
527
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:40,920
No time.
528
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,280
Margaret and I realise we're reading
the same book and we meet for dinner
529
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:45,480
by the lake in secret.
530
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,520
That happens, dinner finishes.
531
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,920
There's a love scene
which we pre-recorded - play that!
532
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,960
Right, good.
533
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,640
Oh, my soul is wracked with shame.
534
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,080
This baby will have no future.
535
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,120
Because she's a peasant.
536
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:55,160
Baby.
537
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,240
Baby!
538
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,280
Oh, look, it's beautiful.
539
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,480
You have your father's eyes.
540
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,400
This baby brings shame
on to Northwood Manor!
541
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,280
I decide I can't be with Margaret
so I send her away.
542
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,320
Farewell, my love.
543
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,360
Yep.
544
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,040
I will write you every day.
Fine.
545
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,440
Circumstance drives us apart
but loves knows not the bounds
546
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,480
of class or creed...
547
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,520
All good.
548
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,920
Perhaps in another age,
in another life, in another world
549
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,120
we could have been together.
550
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,160
Why not?
551
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,200
Many years pass.
552
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,600
Eventually the boy grows up,
comes back to see me...
553
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,040
..but there's no time for that.
554
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,080
We reconnect.
555
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,960
I give him ten shillings
because he's poor, then we meet back
556
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,320
up every year but then one year
he doesn't come and it turns out
557
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,760
it's because he's died of typhoid.
558
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,160
I feel remorse so I go
on a religious pilgrimage
559
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,200
to Jerusalem that...
560
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,240
HOODED FIGURES CHANT
561
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,880
That's a really long sequence,
where I meet a wise priest.
562
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,320
But there's no time for that.
563
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,200
That whole sequence was supposed
to happen in front of this huge
564
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,600
tapestry of a Levantine pastoral
scene which cost a fortune
565
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,800
so we will show that.
566
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,840
There it is.
567
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:52,480
Months of work there.
568
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,560
I receive a message saying my mother
is ailing so I return home.
569
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,000
There's a sandstorm,
which we'll skip.
570
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,040
I see my mother...
571
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,360
Keep her moving.
572
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,520
I think, all things considered,
it's probably best that
573
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,080
we're not doing that.
574
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,400
I lose an eye in a duel with Jacob.
575
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:08,520
And then he finds out he has typhoid
and he kills himself before
576
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,280
the typhoid kills him.
577
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:15,480
In rehearsal that was very moving.
578
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,320
Then Mrs Wimblegate who was really
in love with Jacob all along
579
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,600
kills Monty the dog...
580
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:20,800
It made sense in context.
581
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,080
Something about loss.
582
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,560
The ghost of my uncle
appears to me in a dream...
583
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,000
Though I'm gone I'm always hard.
584
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,040
That's not the line.
585
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,720
Mrs Wimblegate and I
have an argument.
586
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,760
He's gone!
587
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,240
Your mother's estate
is in ruin and now she's dead.
588
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,800
All of that.
589
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,440
And then as I start to succumb
to my illness, I...
590
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,560
Oh, no, I forgot that, yes,
there's a scene where you find out
591
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,760
I have typhoid as well.
592
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,920
That happens in the second
scene, we skipped that.
593
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,960
So...
594
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,640
So imagine I was dying all along.
595
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,680
OK?
596
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,360
So all through that I was dying.
597
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,320
So there's a layer of subtext to it.
598
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,320
Quite, quite sad.
599
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,360
Erm, right...
600
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,080
What's next?
601
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,280
Oh, yes, now it's Spring.
602
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,320
Jesus!
603
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,360
So that's spring.
604
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,400
OK, now...
605
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,440
That's the stove!
606
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,560
We'll put a wet cloth on that.
607
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,800
And as I die I say, "It will soon
be Summer once again."
608
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:17,840
And that's, ah...
609
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,880
That's the end.
610
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,920
Yeah.
611
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,280
Right.
612
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,520
Now, because we've rushed
there are quite a few minutes left.
613
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,640
Erm, does anyone have any questions?
614
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,680
No?
615
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:36,440
Anyone?
616
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:42,440
How many mistakes was that, Robert?
617
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,280
Tell you what,
618
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,920
we'll go back, we'll do the second
scene with the doctor.
619
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,960
Open the house.
620
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,480
In all my years as a physician...
621
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,160
No, no, sorry, my watch is slow.
622
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,200
That is the end.
623
00:27:53,200 --> 00:28:01,160
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