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>> Stacy: TOMMY!
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ARE YOU GONNA MEET ME IN THE
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POOL AFTER YOU'RE FINISHED?
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>> Tommy: YEAH, IN A MINUTE.
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STACY.
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AH, STACY.
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IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY SHE JUST
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MOVED IN.
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GRANTED, IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF
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MONTHS, BUT, BOY, THEY FLEW BY
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FAST.
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SHE WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS GIRL
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I HAD EVER LAID MY EYES ON.
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UNTIL I MET...
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>> Stacy's Mom: HEY, TOMMY.
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OH, HEY, LISTEN, YOU MISSED A
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SPOT RIGHT OVER THERE.
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>> Tommy: OKAY.
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>> * AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
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* OH, YEAH
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* AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
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* OH, YEAH
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>> Tommy:
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IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS I WONDER,
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"ARE WOMEN REALLY WORTH IT?"
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YEAH, BUT I PROBABLY HATE MATH
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THE MOST.
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>> Mark: MATH?
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MATH IS LIKE SOLVING A BUNCH OF
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PUZZLES.
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>> Tommy: YEAH, A BUNCH OF
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BORING PUZZLES.
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>> Mark: BUT IT'S COOL.
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PUZZLES ARE COOL.
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ANYWAY, DID YOU GET YOUR CLASS
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LIST?
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>> Tommy: YEAH, MAN.
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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DUDE, SCHOOL STARTS IN TWO DAYS,
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AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE ENOUGH OF
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IT, ALL RIGHT?
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>> Mark: WHAT'S BUGGING YOU,
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MAN?
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>> Tommy: WHAT'S BUGGING ME?
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DUDE, SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER.
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I DIDN'T DO HALF THE THINGS I
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WANTED TO DO.
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I DIDN'T GROW THAT MUCH.
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I DIDN'T GET ANY COOLER.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT SHOULD
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HAPPEN OVER THE SUMMER.
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>> Mark: WELL, TRY TO ENJOY IT.
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ANYWAYS, Y-YOUR PARENTS ARE
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STILL THROWING THAT PARTY,
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RIGHT?
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>> Tommy: YEAH, WHAT WOULD STOP
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THEM?
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>> Mark: I DON'T KNOW.
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A TIDAL WAVE?
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>> Tommy: YEAH, WHATEVER YOU
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SAY, PAL.
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I'LL SEE YOU SOON, HUH?
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>> Mark: ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU,
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MAN.
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>> HONEY, DO YOU WANT SOME MILK
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WITH THAT?
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>> Mark: NAH, I GOT IT.
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>> Uncle Dick: [ BREATHING
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RHYTHMICALLY ]
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YOU'RE FUCKIN' LUCKY THIS
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MORNING, BOY.
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OH, YEAH, YOU ARE FUCKIN' LUCKY.
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>> Tommy: MY UNCLE DICK WAS IN
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TOWN.
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HE HAD BEEN FOR SIX MONTHS AFTER
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LOSING HIS JOB.
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HE DECIDED TO BECOME A HEALTH
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ACTIVIST.
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YOU KNOW, HE STAYS HEALTHY, BUT
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I THINK HE'S A BIT TOO HARD ON
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HIMSELF SOMETIMES.
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>> Uncle Dick: LOOK AT YOU, YOU
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FAT, DISGUSTING SON OF A...
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MOTHER FUCKER!
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>> OH, NO!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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>> Uncle Dick: OH, I BET IT
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HURTS TO WATCH, DOESN'T IT?
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>> NO! PLEASE!
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I-I'LL DO ANYTHING!
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WHY... WHY ARE YOU HURTING IT?
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>> Uncle Dick: ANYTHING, HUH?
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OH, THAT'S A PRETTY HEAVY
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RESPONSIBILITY THERE, BIG BOY.
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I'LL BET IF YOU COULD, YOU WOULD
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JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO SAVE IT,
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WOULDN'T YOU?
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>> UH-HUH!
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YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
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WHAT DID I EVER DO... DO... DO
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TO YOU?
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>> Uncle Dick: HEY, SHAMU, CALM
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DOWN!
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>> Uncle Dick: OKAY, OKAY,
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ALREADY!
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TAKE IT EASY!
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GEEZ!
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>> YOINK!
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FOOLED YOU!
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OH!
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>> Uncle Dick:
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FUCKIN' PUSSY.
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>> Randall: MAN, WILL YOU QUIT
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WORRYING ABOUT IT?
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>> Roland: QUIT WORRYING ABOUT
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IT?
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MAN, IT LOOKS LIKE I SHOVED A
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MUPPET DOWN MY PANTS!
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>> Randall: CALM DOWN, ROLAND.
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SHIT.
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YOU AIN'T HAD SEX ED YET?
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>> Randall: I WILL THIS
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SEMESTER.
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WHY?
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>> Randall: BECAUSE YOU'LL LEARN
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IT HAPPENS TO EVERY MAN.
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>> Roland: I ALREADY KNOW IT
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HAPPENS TO EVERY MAN.
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BUT BY JEWISH LAW, I'M NOT A MAN
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TILL NOVEMBER.
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>> Randall: ROLAND...
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WE AIN'T JEWISH, MAN.
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>> Randall: STEPHANIE WAS.
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>> Randall: SHE WAS OUR STEPMOM.
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>> Roland: SHE WAS JEWISH.
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>> Randall: BUT SHE...
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LOOK, IT'S NORMAL, OKAY?
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STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT.
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SHIT.
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BESIDES, IF YOU'RE STRESSING
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OUT, GO TALK TO DAD.
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ASK HIS ASS TO GET YOU A RAZOR.
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>> Randall: I HAVEN'T EVEN
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STARTED SHAVING MY FACE YET!
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WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIM I'M
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USING IT FOR?
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BESIDES, HE'S PROBABLY GONNA
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START BITCHIN' ABOUT HIS BALD
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SPOT.
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THE LAST THING HE NEEDS TO KNOW
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IS HOW HAIRY MY CROTCH IS!
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UGH!
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IT'S NASTY!
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>> Randall: LOOK, DAWG, IT CAN'T
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BE THAT BAD, MAN.
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LET ME SEE.
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>> Roland: HELL, NO!
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>> Randall: TURN AROUND, MAN!
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IT'S ME!
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I AIN'T GONNA SAY NOTHING!
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LET ME SEE!
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HURRY UP!
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GOD DAMN!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WRONG
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DOWN THERE?
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>> Roland: HEY, SHUT UP.
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>> Randall: MAN, IT LOOK LIKE
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YOU'RE GETTING SUCKED OFF BY
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MACY GRAY, MAN!
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SHIT!
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YOU ARE...
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I'M... LOOK, I'M... HEY, I'M
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SORRY, DAWG.
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I'M...
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>> Tommy: HEY, DAD.
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>> Richard: HEY, SON.
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YOU WOKE UP...LATE TODAY.
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>> Tommy: I'VE BEEN UP FOR A
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LITTLE WHILE.
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>> Richard: SO, BUDDY, SEVENTH
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GRADE, HUH?
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LUCKY SEVEN.
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YOU EXCITED ABOUT THAT OR WHAT?
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>> Tommy: LEAVE IT TO YOU TO ASK
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ME.
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>> Richard: HUH?
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>> Tommy: LOOK, DAD, I WAS GONNA
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GO TO THE GROCERY STORE AND GET
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SOME ICE CREAM.
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CAN I?
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>> Richard: I DON'T MIND.
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GOT ANY MONEY?
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>> Tommy: NO. WHY?
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>> Richard: I'M JUST TRYING
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TO...
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SON, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
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THAT YOU LEARNED MONEY DOESN'T
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GROW ON TREES, PAL, OKAY?
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>> Tommy: YEAH, IT DOESN'T GROW
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ON ME, EITHER.
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I JUST WANT WHAT YOU OWE ME.
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>> Richard: I THOUGHT WE TOOK
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CARE OF THAT.
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>> Tommy: LAST I CHECKED, YOU
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STILL OWED ME $10.
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>> Richard:
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$10.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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LOOK, I SWEAR TO GOD, SON, I'M
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GONNA GET THAT TO YOU SOON, I
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PROMISE.
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IT'S JUST THAT, RIGHT NOW, I'VE
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GOT SOME MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES
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TO DEAL WITH.
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>> WHERE'S MY CASH, MOTHER
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FUCKER?
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>> Richard: LOOK...
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I-I'M GONNA NEED A-A PAYMENT
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PLAN OR... OR... OR SOMETHING,
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OR IT'S GONNA... IT'S GONNA TAKE
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TIME, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M WORKING ON IT.
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>> PAYMENT PLAN?!
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DO I LOOK LIKE A WELLS FARGO TO
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YOU, MOTHER FUCKER?!
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DO YOU SEE AN ATM MACHINE
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SITTING NEXT TO MY FUCKIN'
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PITCHER?!
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I NEED MY MONEY!
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THESE LEMONS AIN'T FREE, BITCH!
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>> Richard:
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SO...
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YOU CAN...SORT OF UNDERSTAND MY
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SITUATION, SON.
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>> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, CUT THE
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BULLSHIT.
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JUST... WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT
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LATER, ALL RIGHT?
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>> Richard: ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
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OH, AND, UH, SON...
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE THE NEW NEIGHBORS WILL
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THROW YOU A COUPLE OF BUCKS TO,
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UH, WAX THE...CARPORT OR
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WHATEVER.
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>> Tommy: HMM. YEAH, RIGHT.
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>> Richard: HEY!
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WATCH THE ATTITUDE, PAL.
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UH, AND CLEAN UP YOUR MOUTH,
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SON!
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FUCKIN' LITTLE PRICK.
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TALKING ON THE PH... WHO THE HELL
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ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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I'M GONNA START THE DOGS.
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>> Sandra: ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
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>> Richard: COME ON.
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COME ON, COME ON!
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WHERE'S TOMMY?
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>> Sandra: I HAVE THEM AT THE
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KIDDIE TABLE.
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>> Richard: WHAT?! WHAT?!
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>> Sandra: WOULD YOU PLEASE GO
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ASK THEM IF THEY WANT A BURGER
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OR A HOT DOG?
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>> Richard: YOU GOT THEM AT THE
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KIDDIE TABLE?
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>> Sandra: HANG ON A SEC.
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WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH THAT?
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>> Richard: THE BOY IS ALMOST
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13 YEARS OLD, SANDRA.
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DON'T YOU THINK HE'S MATURE
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ENOUGH TO... TO SIT AMONGST THE
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ADULTS?
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>> Sandra:
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PLEASE.
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I REALLY DOUBT HE CARES.
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SO, I TOLD YOU...
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>> Richard: OH, YOU REALLY
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DOUBT... YOU.
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YOU'RE GONNA TRAUMATIZE THAT
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BOY.
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>> Roland: TOMMY...
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WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE?
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>> Tommy: I TOLD YOU THIS PARTY
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WOULD SUCK.
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>> Mark: YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, IT'S
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KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
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I MEAN, WHY CAN'T WE SIT WHERE
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WE DID LAST YEAR?
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>> Roland: WE ARE SITTING WHERE
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WE WERE LAST YEAR.
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THIS SUCKS!
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>> Tommy: SO, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU
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GUYS WANT TO DO?
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>> Richard: I GOT THEM FROM
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HERE, BUDDY.
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AWESOME JOB, DICK.
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>> Uncle Dick: DUDE, WHAT THE
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HELL YOU GOT ME COOKING THESE
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FUCKED-UP SOY DOGS FOR, HUH?
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YOU KNOW MY STRICT BELIEF IN A
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PROTEIN-FILLED, MEAT-BASED DIET.
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>> Richard: RELAX.
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I AM SURE THAT THERE'S PLENTY OF
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RIGHTEOUS NUTRIENTS IN THESE SOY
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THINGS.
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>> Uncle Dick: I'M SURE THERE'S
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NOT.
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>> Richard: YOU'RE PROBABLY
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RIGHT.
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GO SEE WHAT TOMMY AND THE BOYS
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WANT, WILL YOU?
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>> Uncle Dick: YEAH.
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HEY, YOU DIDN'T FORGET THE
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RED STRIPE, DID YOU?
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>> Richard: OOH!
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>> Uncle Dick: BITCH!
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>> Richard: I...DIDN'T.
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>> Uncle Dick: I LOVE YOU, MAN.
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>> Richard: BACK OFF.
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>> Uncle Dick: BACKING OFF.
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>> Richard:
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I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU, YOU KNOW
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THAT?
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HA!
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FUCKIN' GUY.
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>> Mark: I MEAN, LIKE, IS IT...
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IS IT ITCHY?
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'CAUSE I'M STILL AS HAIRLESS AS
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JAMES CARVILLE DOWN THERE.
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>> Roland: YEAH, IT'S ITCHY.
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FEELS LIKE I'M GROWING GRASS
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DOWN THERE.
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>> Mark: REALLY?
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'CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD
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BE LIKE SHAG CARPETING.
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>> Tommy: OH, SHIT!
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>> Roland: WHAT?
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>> Mark: OH, NO.
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>> Tommy: MARK, JUST SUCK IT IN,
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DUDE.
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JUST SUCK IT IN, OKAY?
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>> Mark: OKAY.
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>> Uncle Dick: HEY, TOMMY,
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ROLAND...
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TWINKIES.
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>> Mark:
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>> Uncle Dick: SO, UH, WHAT DO
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YOU BOYS WANT THERE, DOGS OR
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BURGERS?
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LET ME GUESS.
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ONE OF EACH?
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>> Tommy: BURGER... BURGER WILL
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BE FINE.
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>> Uncle Dick: BURGERS!
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ALL RIGHT!
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BE RIGHT OUT.
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>> Mark: THANKS, DICK.
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>> Tommy: WHAT A DICK!
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>> Mark: HUGE DICK.
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>> Roland: HAIRY DICK.
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>> Mark: REALLY HAIRY.
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>> THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
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>> Juan: THANKS, GUYS.
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>> LATER.
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>> Mark: ALL I'M SAYING... IF IT
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LOOKS LIKE BACON AND IT TASTES
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LIKE BACON, THEN IT MUST BE
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BACON.
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NOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU
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GUYS...
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>> Juan: HEY, GUYS.
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>> Mark: HI, JUAN.
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>> Tommy: HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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>> Roland: HEY, DUDE.
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>> Juan: SORRY I'M LATE.
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MY DAD HAD TO MOW OUR LAWN
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TODAY, AND HE NEEDED HELP.
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>> Roland: YEAH, I THINK YOUR
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DAD MOWED MY LAWN TODAY, TOO.
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>> Juan: HMM.
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>> Tommy: HMM, SAME HERE, MAN.
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>> Mark: OH, I DON'T THINK HE
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DOES OURS TILL THURSDAY.
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>> Juan: OH.
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>> Mark: YEAH.
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>> Juan: UH, SO, WHAT ARE WE
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DOING?
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>> Tommy: WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING
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AT IT.
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MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TILL EVERYBODY
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LEAVES.
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DUDE, THIS THING IS SO BORING.
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>> Roland: DUDE, ARE YOU ALL
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RIGHT?
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>> * HERE SHE COMES
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* MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION
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* I THINK WE'RE GONNA
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MAKE A CONNECTION *
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* IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
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* HERE SHE COMES
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* MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION
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>> Stacy: HEY, BOYS.
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HOW'S IT GOING?
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>> Roland: UH...
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UH, THANKS.
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>> Stacy: WHAT?
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>> Roland: UH, I MEAN, HEY.
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>> Stacy: SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU
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IS TOMMY?
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IS THIS THE WRONG GROUP OF BOYS,
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OR IS ONE YOU MY NEW NEIGHBOR?
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>> Tommy: OH, YOU'RE MY NEW
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NEIGHBOR.
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>> Stacy:
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NOT TOO BRIGHT, ARE WE?
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>> Tommy: NO, I...
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>> Stacy: I'M STACY.
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>> Tommy: SHAKE.
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>> Stacy: KIND OF A LIMP
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HANDSHAKE.
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OW!
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
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>> Juan: UH, HI.
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I'M JUAN.
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>> Stacy: HI, JUAN.
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>> Juan: HEY.
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>> Stacy: AND YOU ARE?
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>> Roland: I'M ROLAND.
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>> Stacy: WELL, ITS NICE TO MEET
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YOU.
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I THINK I'M GONNA GO GET SOME
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FOOD BEFORE MY MOM COMES TO PICK
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ME UP.
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NICE MEETING YOU GUYS.
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>> Mark: I'M MARK.
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WOW.
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>> Roland: THAT'S YOUR NEW
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NEIGHBOR?
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>> Tommy: I GUESS.
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>> Mark: WOW.
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SHE IS BREATHTAKING.
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YOU DON'T SEE GIRLS LIKE HER
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EVERY DAY.
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>> Juan: YEAH.
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>> Tommy: WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.
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THIS ISN'T LIKE US.
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WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?
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>> Mark: YEAH.
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YEAH, I VOWED TO NEVER HAVE A
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WOMAN GET IN THE WAY OF ME AND
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WHAT I'M TRYING DO.
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A-AS I SEE IT, I ONLY HAVE 17
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YEARS UNTIL I'M 30.
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THEN, BAM!
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MIDLIFE CRISIS.
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THEN I'LL GET MARRIED.
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>> Tommy: LOOK, GUYS, DO ME A
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FAVOR.
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AND LET'S SAY, FROM THIS MOMENT
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ON, THAT NO WOMAN WILL EVER
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BECOME THE PINNACLE OF OUR
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OBSESSION.
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WE'RE EACH OTHER'S BEST FRIENDS,
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AND WE CAN'T LET A GIRL EVER
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COME BETWEEN US.
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>> Mark: DEAL!
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>> Juan: DEAL!
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>> Tommy: DEAL!
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>> Roland: DEAL.
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>> Stacy: HEY, MOM!
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[ INTRO TO BILLY GOODRUM'S
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"HOLD ON ME" PLAYS ]
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>> * SHE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME
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* I'VE BEEN HYPNOTIZED
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* SHE'S GOT A HOLD ON ME
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* DON'T LET ME CRY, YO
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>> Stacy: WELL, SHE'S HERE.
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I SHOULD GET GOING.
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>> Mark: MM-HMM.
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>> Stacy: SORRY I COULDN'T STAY
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LONGER.
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YOU GUYS SHOULD COME OVER
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SOMETIME.
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WE'LL HANG OUT.
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>> Tommy: HEY, IS THAT GUY THAT
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YOUR MOM'S WITH YOUR DAD?
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>> Stacy: OH, NO, IT'S JUST A
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GUY MY MOM'S DATING.
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HE'S A TEACHER OVER AT NADLER.
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HE'S COOL, I GUESS.
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SO, I'LL SEE YOU LATER?
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>> Tommy: YEAH, I'LL... I'LL SEE
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YOU AROUND.
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I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
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>> Juan: HMM.
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>> Roland:
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>> Juan: DANG, DID YOU SEE HER?
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>> Mark: MMM.
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MMM! YEAH!
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OH, HOW ABOUT THAT STACY'S MOM,
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HUH?
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SHE'S A FINE-ASS BITCH, RIGHT?
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YEAH?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
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ABOUT.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE TIME.
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COME ON, CUT ME UP ANOTHER ONE.
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>> Roland: I THINK YOU HAD
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ENOUGH, MARK.
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>> Mark: WHAT?! NO, DUDE.
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I'M FINE, I'M FINE, I'M FINE,
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I'M FINE, I'M FINE.
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>> Roland: JUAN, YOU'RE UP.
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>> Mark: I'M FINE, I'M FINE!
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HEY!
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I JUST WANT A COUPLE MORE.
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>> Juan:
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YEAH!
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>> Roland: ALL RIGHT, JUANY!
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>> Mark: WHOO!
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>> Juan: OW.
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>> Tommy: GUYS, A LITTLE HELP
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HERE?
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>> Juan: ALL RIGHT.
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>> Tommy: THANKS, JUAN.
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>> Roland: YEAH, LET'S SEE IT.
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>> Tommy:
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>> Mark: JUST ONE?
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>> Roland: NO.
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>> Mark: WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE
533
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LOOKING FOR AGAIN?
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>> Tommy: EITHER ONES THAT ARE
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00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:55,466
"R" OR ONES WITH
536
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,200
MICHAEL DOUGLAS.
537
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,067
MAN, THEY ARE BOUND TO HAVE SOME
538
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:58,433
TITTIES!
539
00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,967
>> Juan: ALL RIGHT.
540
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:01,500
SHIT, YEAH!
541
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:02,567
LET'S POP THIS ON.
542
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,333
>> Tommy: "FATAL ATTRACTION"?
543
00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:06,100
YOU KNOW WHO I ACTUALLY ALWAYS
544
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:07,167
THOUGHT WAS PRETTY HOT?
545
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:08,183
>> Roland: WHO?
546
00:19:08,383 --> 00:19:09,375
>> Mark: YEAH, WHO?
547
00:19:09,575 --> 00:19:10,721
>> Tommy: TINKER BELL.
548
00:19:10,921 --> 00:19:12,067
>> Roland: TINKER BELL?
549
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:12,900
FROM "PETER PAN"?
550
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,416
>> Tommy: NO, FROM THE "SMURFS."
551
00:19:14,616 --> 00:19:15,858
DUDE, OF COURSE, "PETER PAN."
552
00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:17,579
>> Mark: MAN, SHE USED TO DRIVE
553
00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:19,300
ME NUTS, WEARING THAT TIGHT
554
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:19,867
GREEN...
555
00:19:20,067 --> 00:19:20,717
>> Tommy: LEOTARD!
556
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:21,367
>> Mark: YEAH!
557
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:22,900
>> Tommy: DUDE, THAT THING DROVE
558
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:23,167
ME NUTS!
559
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,400
>> Mark: MAN, WHAT ABOUT
560
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:24,767
JASMINE?
561
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:25,700
>> Mark: JASMINE!
562
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,467
NOW, THERE'S A PERSIAN PUSSYCAT
563
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,400
I'D LIKE TO TAME!
564
00:19:28,933 --> 00:19:30,250
BUT... BUT I STILL THINK NO ONE
565
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,741
CAN TOP THE LITTLE MERMAID, MAN.
566
00:19:31,941 --> 00:19:33,233
>> Roland: YEAH, THINGS AIN'T
567
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,483
TOO SMALL ON THAT GIRL.
568
00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:35,691
THERE'S NOTHING BUT THOSE
569
00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:36,879
SEASHELLS COVERING HER
570
00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:37,867
SILKY-SMOOTH BODY!
571
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,867
>> Mark: AND WE'RE TALKING "C"
572
00:19:40,067 --> 00:19:40,367
SHELLS.
573
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:40,667
WHOO!
574
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,267
>> Tommy: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE
575
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:42,567
FLIPPER.
576
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,100
IT DOESN'T REALLY DO IT FOR ME.
577
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,400
BESIDES, HAVING A DAD LIKE
578
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,267
TRITON... DUDE, I WOULD NOT DARE
579
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:47,883
MAKE A MOVE.
580
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:48,300
>> Mark: MM.
581
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,483
>> Juan: GUYS, BOOBS!
582
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:52,667
>> Mark: OH! AH! BOOBS!
583
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:53,733
>> Tommy: BOOBS!
584
00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:55,633
CSH-CSH! CSH-CSH-CSH!
585
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,833
>> Mark: MM-HMM.
586
00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:00,500
>> Tommy: BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL!
587
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:00,833
>> Juan: MARK?
588
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:01,533
>> Mark: YEAH, WHAT?
589
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,400
>> Juan: YOU...REALIZE WHO THIS
590
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:03,900
IS, RIGHT?
591
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,500
>> Mark: UH, YEAH, IT'S, LIKE,
592
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,900
UM, MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND...
593
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,300
>> Roland: SWEET LORD!
594
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,183
CRUELLA DE VIL!
595
00:20:09,383 --> 00:20:09,991
>> Mark: HOLY SHIT!
596
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:10,600
HOLY SHIT, JUAN!
597
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,750
CUT IT, CUT IT, CUT IT!
598
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:12,808
OH, GOD, JUAN! CUT IT!
599
00:20:13,008 --> 00:20:13,867
WHY'D YOU DO THIS?!
600
00:20:14,067 --> 00:20:16,400
>> Juan: UGH!
601
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,683
>> Mark: AH!
602
00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:23,900
GOOD MORNING!
603
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,800
HUH?
604
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:30,000
OH!
605
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,567
>> Tommy: OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT?
606
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:33,917
OH, GOD, GET A DOCTOR!
607
00:20:34,117 --> 00:20:35,267
NO, DON'T GET A DOCTOR!
608
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:35,867
GET MY MOM!
609
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:36,267
NO, NOT MY MOM!
610
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:37,600
>> Mark: DUDE, IT'S OKAY, IT'S
611
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:37,733
OKAY.
612
00:20:37,933 --> 00:20:38,400
JUST CALM DOWN.
613
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,733
THIS HAPPENED TO ME A BUNCH OF
614
00:20:39,933 --> 00:20:40,667
TIMES OVER THE SUMMER.
615
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,167
DUDE, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS RUB
616
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,667
IT OUT, AND IT'LL CALM DOWN,
617
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:43,967
ALL RIGHT?
618
00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:45,067
>> Tommy: ISN'T THAT...
619
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:45,967
>> Mark: TOMMY!
620
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,133
JUST TRUST ME, MAN, ALL RIGHT?
621
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,250
JUST TRUST ME.
622
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,167
>> Tommy: OKAY.
623
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,233
>> Mark: GO DO SOME RUBBING.
624
00:20:52,433 --> 00:20:53,167
>> Juan:
625
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,667
>> Mark: IT'LL BE OKAY.
626
00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:57,800
>> Juan: BREAKFAST TIME.
627
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,733
>> Tommy:
628
00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:03,083
>> Roland:
629
00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:05,233
>> Juan: WHOA!
630
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,533
UM, ROLAND, MY... MY MAN?
631
00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,200
>> Roland:
632
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,167
>> Mark: WHAT THE HELL?
633
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,200
>> Roland: "WHAT THE HELL" WHAT?
634
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,283
>> Mark: YOU... YOU GOT, UM...
635
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,367
YOU GOT SOME...HAIR GROWING OFF
636
00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:22,500
YOUR FACE, BRO.
637
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,316
>> Roland: OH, MY GOD!
638
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:25,933
OH, MY GOD, I'M A FREAK!
639
00:21:26,133 --> 00:21:28,267
I THINK I GOT HAIR IN MY MOUTH!
640
00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:30,750
DOES YOUR DAD HAVE A RAZOR?
641
00:21:30,950 --> 00:21:31,867
>> Tommy: IT'S NOT WORKING,
642
00:21:32,067 --> 00:21:32,000
MARK!
643
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:32,933
DUDE, IT IS NOT WORKING!
644
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,233
>> Mark: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
645
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:34,667
TELL YOU, MAN.
646
00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,283
IT WORKED JUST FINE FOR ME.
647
00:21:37,483 --> 00:21:40,175
FELT PRETTY DAMN GOOD, TOO.
648
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,067
>> Juan: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
649
00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:43,700
FIVE.
650
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:46,167
STICK IT BACK IN NOW, BUDDY.
651
00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:47,033
>> Tommy: YOU SUCK.
652
00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,567
>> Mark: AT LEAST YOU GOT
653
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,600
ROOM FOR ONE MORE.
654
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:56,267
>> Juan: GO GET IT, MAN.
655
00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,867
>> Mark: KING ME.
656
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,967
>> Juan: IT'S NOT CHECKERS.
657
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,816
>> Stacy: HI, TOMMY.
658
00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:07,233
>> Tommy:
659
00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:08,600
WHAT'S UP, STACY?
660
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,933
>> Stacy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
661
00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:10,267
RIGHT NOW?
662
00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:11,133
>> Tommy: I WAS JUST...
663
00:22:11,333 --> 00:22:12,333
>> Roland: Tell her that you
664
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:14,200
just finished shaving.
665
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,633
>> Tommy: I WAS JUST...SHAVING?
666
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,067
>> Stacy: ARE YOU ASKING ME?
667
00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:19,900
>> Tommy: NO.
668
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,533
NO, I MEAN, WHAT'S UP?
669
00:22:21,733 --> 00:22:22,833
>> Stacy: I WAS JUST WONDERING
670
00:22:23,033 --> 00:22:24,133
IF YOU WANTED TO COME SWIMMING
671
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:24,433
RIGHT NOW.
672
00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:25,467
>> Tommy: UM, YEAH, SURE.
673
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:26,717
LET ME... YOU KNOW, LET ME GET
674
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:27,958
THE GUYS, AND... WHAT... WHAT
675
00:22:28,158 --> 00:22:29,200
TIME DO YOU WANT US TO BE OVER?
676
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,067
>> Stacy: WHENEVER.
677
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:30,667
I'LL BE THERE.
678
00:22:30,867 --> 00:22:32,400
LAST DAY OF SUMMER, YOU KNOW.
679
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,400
>> Tommy: MM-HMM.
680
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,200
>> Stacy: SEE YA!
681
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,533
>> Tommy: COOL. LATER.
682
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,267
>> Juan: WE'RE READY WHEN YOU
683
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,233
ARE, TOMMY.
684
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:42,700
>> Roland: HEY, DO YOU THINK HER
685
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:43,516
MOM'S GONNA BE HOME?
686
00:22:43,716 --> 00:22:44,133
>> Mark: PROBABLY.
687
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:45,600
PARENTS NEVER LET THEIR KIDS GO
688
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,067
SWIMMING ALONE.
689
00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:47,333
>> Roland: SHE IS SO FINE.
690
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:49,833
>> Mark: LET'S GO!
691
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,716
>> Tommy: GUYS, WAIT.
692
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:53,400
OKAY, WE HAVE TO HANDLE
693
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,200
OURSELVES BETTER THAN WE DID AT
694
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:55,600
MY HOUSE.
695
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,200
NO RESPECTABLE WOMAN CARES FOR A
696
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:58,800
MAN WHO DROOLS LIKE A DUMBASS.
697
00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,400
>> Juan: YEAH.
698
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,467
>> Mark: WHEW, OKAY.
699
00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,533
>> Juan:
700
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:06,200
>> Mark:
701
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:08,733
>> Tommy: GAH!
702
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:10,900
>> Stacy's Mom:
703
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:11,650
HI, GUYS.
704
00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:12,200
COME ON IN.
705
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,233
STACY'S UPSTAIRS.
706
00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,267
SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.
707
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:18,900
>> Juan: OKAY.
708
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,900
>> Stacy's Mom:
709
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:26,567
>> Mark: CANNONBALL!
710
00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:27,567
OH! AH!
711
00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:29,000
WHOO!
712
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,100
YOU WERE RIGHT,
713
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,200
MRS. STACY'S MOM.
714
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:31,433
HUH!
715
00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:33,200
THE WATER DOES FEEL GREAT ON
716
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,200
THESE...SWEATY DAYS.
717
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,200
>> Stacy's Mom: YOU ARE
718
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:37,867
ADORABLE, MARK.
719
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,517
>> Roland: WANT TO SEE ME?
720
00:23:39,717 --> 00:23:41,167
>> Stacy's Mom: OF COURSE.
721
00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:46,700
THAT WAS GREAT!
722
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,600
>> Roland: ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO
723
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:48,733
10?
724
00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:50,433
>> Stacy's Mom: WELL, A 10, OF
725
00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:50,733
COURSE.
726
00:23:50,933 --> 00:23:53,350
>> Roland: ALL RIGHT!
727
00:23:53,550 --> 00:23:55,767
>> Tommy: WATCH ME!
728
00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:57,733
>> Stacy's Mom:
729
00:23:57,933 --> 00:23:59,467
THAT WAS GREAT, TOMMY.
730
00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:00,967
YEAH, TOMMY, THAT WAS GREAT.
731
00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:02,067
>> Tommy: SEE, BITCHES?
732
00:24:02,267 --> 00:24:02,867
>> Mark: SEE WHAT?
733
00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,367
>> Tommy: THAT I'M THE FUCKIN'
734
00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:04,733
GREATEST.
735
00:24:04,933 --> 00:24:05,850
>> Mark: OH, THAT'S BULLSHIT.
736
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:06,967
>> Roland: WELL, AT LEAST I GOT
737
00:24:07,167 --> 00:24:07,733
A 10.
738
00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:10,300
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A RATING.
739
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,366
>> Stacy's Mom: WELL? JUAN?
740
00:24:12,566 --> 00:24:14,233
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
741
00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:16,433
>> Juan: OH, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD
742
00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:17,633
AT THAT KIND OF THING.
743
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:18,883
>> Stacy's Mom: OH, COME ON.
744
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,058
I BET YOU'RE GREAT AT IT.
745
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,462
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS TRY.
746
00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:22,867
>> Juan: WELL, ALL RIGHT.
747
00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:26,100
HERE I GO.
748
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,333
>> Mark: AM I GONNA BE THE ONE
749
00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,916
TO SAVE HIM?
750
00:24:29,116 --> 00:24:32,124
>> Tommy: YEAH.
751
00:24:32,324 --> 00:24:35,133
>> Juan: AAH! AAH!
752
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,733
>> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, THAT WAS
753
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:36,967
GREAT.
754
00:24:37,167 --> 00:24:39,267
>> Stacy: MOM, HE'S STILL
755
00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:41,667
UNDERWATER.
756
00:24:41,867 --> 00:24:43,100
>> Tommy: DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.
757
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:43,867
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
758
00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,100
MARK'S ON HIS WAY TO GET HIM
759
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,067
RIGHT NOW.
760
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:52,133
>> Mark: GOT HIM!
761
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,300
WHOO! HE'S OKAY.
762
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:53,867
HE'S OKAY.
763
00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:55,233
>> Juan: [ MUMBLING
764
00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:55,967
INCOHERENTLY ]
765
00:24:56,167 --> 00:24:57,467
>> Stacy: THE GAME IS CALLED
766
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:57,867
"COLORS."
767
00:24:58,067 --> 00:24:59,383
YOU ALL ANNOUNCE YOUR COLORS TO
768
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,900
EACH OTHER, BUT DO IT QUIETLY SO
769
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,633
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
770
00:25:03,833 --> 00:25:05,200
>> Tommy: SO, WE PICK A COLOR?
771
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,767
>> Roland: ALL RIGHT, BLUE.
772
00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:07,767
>> Juan: PERIWINKLE.
773
00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:08,700
>> Tommy: GREEN.
774
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:09,633
>> Mark: BROWN.
775
00:25:09,833 --> 00:25:12,033
NOW WHAT?
776
00:25:12,233 --> 00:25:13,267
>> Stacy: HAVE YOU GUYS PICKED
777
00:25:13,467 --> 00:25:13,800
YOUR COLORS YET?
778
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:14,333
>> Mark: YEAH.
779
00:25:14,533 --> 00:25:14,916
>> Juan: OKAY!
780
00:25:15,116 --> 00:25:15,300
>> Roland: UH-HUH.
781
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,467
>> Stacy: OKAY, I'M GONNA START
782
00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:17,267
NAMING OFF COLORS.
783
00:25:17,467 --> 00:25:18,800
IF I SAY YOURS, TRY TO SWIM TO
784
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,266
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POOL
785
00:25:20,466 --> 00:25:21,533
WITHOUT ME HEARING YOU.
786
00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:23,316
BUT IF I HEAR YOU, I'M GONNA
787
00:25:23,516 --> 00:25:25,058
TURN AROUND AND TRY TO TAG YOU
788
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:26,712
BEFORE YOU HIT THE OTHER SIDE.
789
00:25:26,912 --> 00:25:28,367
AND IF I DO TAG YOU, YOU'RE IT.
790
00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:28,500
GOT IT?
791
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,133
>> Mark: GOT IT.
792
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:29,733
>> Roland: YEAH.
793
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:30,133
>> Tommy: GOT IT.
794
00:25:30,333 --> 00:25:31,100
>> Mark: OKAY, THAT'S EASY
795
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:31,233
ENOUGH.
796
00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:32,300
>> Stacy: ORANGE...YELLOW...
797
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:32,433
BLACK...
798
00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:32,900
>> Tommy: HEY!
799
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:33,767
>> Mark: SHOULD WE...
800
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:34,267
>> Tommy: LOOK!
801
00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:36,733
>> Juan: LOOK! LOOK!
802
00:25:36,933 --> 00:25:38,933
>> Mark: OH...MY...GOODNESS!
803
00:25:39,133 --> 00:25:41,933
>> * FIRED UP
804
00:25:42,133 --> 00:25:43,833
>> * THE FLAMES ARE BURNIN'
805
00:25:44,033 --> 00:25:45,766
HIGHER *
806
00:25:45,966 --> 00:25:47,500
>> Mark: OH!
807
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,233
>> * YOU'RE MY ONLY DESIRE
808
00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:52,967
>> * FIRED UP
809
00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,100
>> * YOU MAKE ME SCREAM AND
810
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,067
SHOUT SOME *
811
00:25:57,267 --> 00:25:59,067
>> Stacy:...GREEN...BROWN...
812
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:00,733
BLUE...PERIWINKLE...TAN.
813
00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:02,200
>> Juan: SEXY AS A CUPCAKE.
814
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,067
>> Stacy: HAVE I SAID YOUR GUYS'
815
00:26:04,267 --> 00:26:04,400
COLORS YET?
816
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,500
>> Juan: NO, NO, NOT YET!
817
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,100
>> Mark: I'LL WALK BISCUIT AFTER
818
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:07,333
DINNER.
819
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,566
>> * LET ME HELP YOU OUT
820
00:26:08,766 --> 00:26:09,949
WITH THAT SUNTAN OIL *
821
00:26:10,149 --> 00:26:11,524
* LOOKIN' SO HOT, GIRL
822
00:26:11,724 --> 00:26:13,100
* GONNA MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL
823
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:13,900
* NEVER SEEN A GIRL
824
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,433
WHO LOOKED SO DAMN FINE *
825
00:26:15,633 --> 00:26:17,067
* SHE CAN STOP, DROP, AND ROLL
826
00:26:17,267 --> 00:26:18,500
ON A DIME *
827
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:19,666
>> Tommy: DUDE, WE GOT TO START
828
00:26:19,866 --> 00:26:20,833
COMING OVER HERE MORE OFTEN.
829
00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:21,833
>> Mark: YEAH.
830
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,600
>> Tommy: WELL, THAT WAS IT.
831
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,083
SCHOOL HAD STARTED, AND WE
832
00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:27,458
OFFICIALLY ONLY HAD 91/2 MORE
833
00:26:27,658 --> 00:26:28,833
MONTHS BEFORE WE HAD SUMMER
834
00:26:29,033 --> 00:26:29,200
AGAIN.
835
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,267
AND I KNEW THAT SCHOOL WAS GONNA
836
00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:33,183
BE TOUGH THIS YEAR.
837
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:35,675
>> WELCOME, CLASS.
838
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,967
I'M PROFESSOR HERBERT.
839
00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:41,350
BEFORE WE MOVE FURTHER, PLEASE
840
00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:44,375
DO UNDERSTAND THAT, YES, I DO
841
00:26:44,575 --> 00:26:48,104
INDEED HAVE MY WIFE'S FINGER
842
00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:51,118
SITTING IN A JAR ON MY DESK.
843
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,133
FEEL FREE TO OBSERVE WHENEVER
844
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:55,533
YOU FEEL LIKE.
845
00:26:55,733 --> 00:26:59,950
IN THIS CLASS, I WILL TEACH YOU
846
00:27:00,150 --> 00:27:04,367
TO BECOME OBSERVERS OF SCIENCE.
847
00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:08,217
NOW, WE'LL BE DOING HEAVY,
848
00:27:08,417 --> 00:27:12,008
HANDS-ON WORK TO BETTER INFORM
849
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:15,387
YOU OF THE WORLD AROUND YOU.
850
00:27:15,587 --> 00:27:18,767
THESE PRACTICES MAY INCLUDE BUT
851
00:27:18,967 --> 00:27:21,533
ARE NOT LIMITED TO...
852
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:25,050
FLAMES, WATER, AND EXCESSIVE
853
00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:28,567
DISSECTION OF PARTIALLY LIVING
854
00:27:28,767 --> 00:27:31,567
BUT MOSTLY DEAD ANIMALS.
855
00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:35,000
SHOULD ANY ONE OF YOU INJURE OR
856
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,433
SEVER ANY PART OF THEMSELVES,
857
00:27:38,633 --> 00:27:40,567
PLEASE BRING IT TO ME TO
858
00:27:40,767 --> 00:27:44,100
PRESERVE IN FORMALDEHYDE BEFORE
859
00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:47,633
GOING TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
860
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,400
NOW, THEN...
861
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,700
WHO HERE HAS EVER CUT OPEN...
862
00:27:54,900 --> 00:28:00,900
A PIG TESTICLE?
863
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,200
>> Professor Wood: ALL RIGHT,
864
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,567
GUYS, LET'S FACE IT.
865
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:07,667
WHAT IS IT THAT WE ALL WANT?
866
00:28:07,867 --> 00:28:08,133
PUSSY, RIGHT?
867
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:09,400
>> LISTEN
868
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,467
UP, CLASS!
869
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:13,133
THIS IS ENGLISH COMPOSITION!
870
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,333
I GRADE TOUGH!
871
00:28:14,533 --> 00:28:17,100
PERFECT ENGLISH MUST BE SPOKEN
872
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,133
FROM HERE AND OUT!
873
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:20,900
>> CALM DOWN, MRS. TAKEOUT.
874
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:21,467
>> STOP IT!
875
00:28:21,667 --> 00:28:22,867
STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
876
00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:25,067
SAVE YOUR JAPANESE JOKES FOR
877
00:28:25,267 --> 00:28:27,200
HISTORY CLASS!
878
00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:38,667
>> HELLO...
879
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,633
...CLASS.
880
00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:01,700
WELCOME TO AMERICAN...
881
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:04,283
...HISTORY.
882
00:29:04,483 --> 00:29:05,700
TODAY...
883
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:16,067
REMEMBER, TOMORROW...
884
00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,533
HMM.
885
00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:24,816
>> Frankie: [ New Jersey
886
00:29:25,016 --> 00:29:26,391
accent ] WELCOME TO HOME EC.
887
00:29:26,591 --> 00:29:28,229
YOU KNOW, COOKIN' AND SHIT.
888
00:29:28,429 --> 00:29:30,148
RELOCATION SAID I SHOULD FIND A
889
00:29:30,348 --> 00:29:32,224
NAME THAT WOULD BE SIMPLE FOR
890
00:29:32,424 --> 00:29:34,312
YOU GUYS TO REMEMBER, SO...
891
00:29:34,512 --> 00:29:36,400
WHAT'S A GOOD NAME, GUYS?
892
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,916
UH...FUCKIN'...
893
00:29:39,116 --> 00:29:41,233
UH...FRANKIE.
894
00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:43,067
THAT'S THE FIRST GUY I EVER
895
00:29:43,267 --> 00:29:43,267
SHOT.
896
00:29:43,467 --> 00:29:45,200
I SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN'
897
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:45,500
HEAD.
898
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:54,933
FRANKIE...THE...TEACH.
899
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:55,867
THAT'S ME.
900
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:58,733
NOW, THERE'S 30 OF YOUSE AND ONE
901
00:29:58,933 --> 00:29:59,467
OF ME'S.
902
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:00,983
I AIN'T GOT TIME TO LEARN ALL
903
00:30:01,183 --> 00:30:02,508
YOUR LITTLE FUCKIN' NAMES.
904
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:03,987
BUT WHEN I ASK YOU A QUESTION,
905
00:30:04,187 --> 00:30:05,493
I WANT THAT FUCKIN' QUESTION
906
00:30:05,693 --> 00:30:06,980
ANSWERED, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
907
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,440
AND WHAT YOU LEARN IN HERE
908
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:09,986
FUCKIN' STAYS IN HERE, YOU
909
00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:11,533
LITTLE COCKSUCKERS, ALL RIGHT?
910
00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:12,700
CAPISCE?
911
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:16,133
GOOD. WHO'S HUNGRY?
912
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:17,567
>> Von Bob: WELCOME, CLASS,
913
00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:18,533
TO...
914
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:21,867
* INTRO TO MUSIC
915
00:30:22,067 --> 00:30:22,533
MY NAME IS
916
00:30:22,733 --> 00:30:24,600
PROFESSOR ALFRED VON BOB, AND
917
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,466
I'LL BE YOUR TEACHER FOR THIS
918
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:28,333
SEMESTER, ALTHOUGH YOU CAN THINK
919
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:29,667
OF ME MORE OF A MUSICIAN,
920
00:30:29,867 --> 00:30:30,000
REALLY.
921
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,833
>> Roland: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
922
00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:32,067
SHIT.
923
00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:33,900
>> Tommy: MAN, WE GOT TO LISTEN
924
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,300
TO THIS DOUCHE FOR A WHOLE
925
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:35,800
SEMESTER?
926
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,683
>> Roland: MAN, I TELL YOU, IF A
927
00:30:37,883 --> 00:30:39,508
DUDE LIKE THAT CAN LAND SOMEONE
928
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,333
LIKE STACY'S MOM, THEN WE AIN'T
929
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:42,200
GONNA HAVE ANY TROUBLE.
930
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,667
>> Von Bob: NOW, I TAKE MUSIC
931
00:30:43,867 --> 00:30:44,667
VERY SERIOUSLY.
932
00:30:44,867 --> 00:30:46,900
AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE IN THIS
933
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:47,867
CLASSROOM, SO MUST YOU.
934
00:30:48,067 --> 00:30:49,567
>> Tommy: WHO THE HELL DOES THIS
935
00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:50,433
GUY THINK HE IS?
936
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,800
>> Mark: FRESH AIR AND SUNLIGHT,
937
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,367
HOW I MISS THEE.
938
00:30:56,567 --> 00:30:57,933
>> Tommy: HURRAY, ONLY SIX MORE
939
00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:59,067
YEARS UNTIL COLLEGE.
940
00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:01,067
>> Juan: SO, UH, GUYS, WHAT'S
941
00:31:01,267 --> 00:31:01,400
THE PLAN?
942
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,950
>> Roland: YOU DOWN FOR A FEW
943
00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:04,500
ROUNDS OF "ULTIMATE BLOODTHIRSTY
944
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:05,367
CANNIBALISTIC KILLERS 4"?
945
00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:06,833
>> Tommy: YEAH, BUT I ONLY GOT
946
00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:07,367
TWO CONTROLLERS.
947
00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:09,133
>> Juan: WE CAN TRADE OFF.
948
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:10,067
I GOT FIRST GAME.
949
00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:11,867
>> Mark: NAH, I PREFER TO PLAY
950
00:31:12,067 --> 00:31:13,667
IN ORDER FROM, YOU KNOW, BIGGEST
951
00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:14,167
TO SMALLEST.
952
00:31:14,367 --> 00:31:15,900
>> Juan: 'CAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT
953
00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:16,400
FOR YOU, FATTY.
954
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,333
>> Stacy: HEY, GUYS.
955
00:31:17,533 --> 00:31:18,150
>> Mark: HI, STACE.
956
00:31:18,350 --> 00:31:18,767
>> Juan: HELLO.
957
00:31:18,967 --> 00:31:20,067
>> Roland: WHAT'S UP, GIRL?
958
00:31:20,267 --> 00:31:20,733
>> Tommy: HI, STACY.
959
00:31:20,933 --> 00:31:22,066
>> Stacy: HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY?
960
00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:23,400
>> Roland: ABOUT AS BAD AS ANY
961
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:24,500
OTHER SCHOOL DAY.
962
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:25,800
>> Stacy: REALLY?
963
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,900
OH. I LOVE SCHOOL.
964
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,200
>> Tommy: OH, YEAH, SAME HERE.
965
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,500
THAT'S WHAT I'M ALWAYS TELLING
966
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:30,283
THESE SLACKERS.
967
00:31:30,483 --> 00:31:30,867
>> Mark: WHAT?
968
00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,700
>> Stacy: GUYS, YOU SHOULD KNOW
969
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,867
HOW IMPORTANT SCHOOL IS.
970
00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,600
IT HELPS BETTER YOUR LIFE FOR
971
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:36,067
THE FUTURE.
972
00:31:36,267 --> 00:31:37,633
>> Tommy: YEAH, SO, UM, YOU,
973
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,200
LIKE, WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY
974
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:39,933
VIDEO GAMES OR...
975
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:40,967
>> Stacy:
976
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,100
VIDEO GAMES? NO, THANKS.
977
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,667
MY MOM HAS TO TAKE ME TO DANCE
978
00:31:43,867 --> 00:31:44,300
PRACTICE.
979
00:31:45,167 --> 00:31:46,967
OH, THERE SHE IS.
980
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,233
>> Juan: HEY, UH, I GOT FIRST
981
00:33:11,433 --> 00:33:11,467
GAME.
982
00:33:11,667 --> 00:33:13,667
>> Mark:
983
00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:20,800
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S LIKE AN
984
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:21,367
ALTOID FOR YOUR...
985
00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,800
>> Roland: MAN, I HEAR YOU, BUT
986
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,867
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT.
987
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:25,467
>> Juan: ISN'T THAT STUFF MEANT
988
00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:26,617
FOR, LIKE, YOUR FEET?
989
00:33:26,817 --> 00:33:27,775
>> Mark: YEAH, FOR, LIKE,
990
00:33:27,975 --> 00:33:28,733
ADVERTISING PURPOSES.
991
00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:30,400
DUDE, LOOK, YOU JUST PICK UP A
992
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,067
SMALL, BLUE BOTTLE AND YOU'RE
993
00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:32,567
GOOD TO GO.
994
00:33:32,767 --> 00:33:34,167
JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND
995
00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:34,867
AVOID THE TIP.
996
00:33:35,067 --> 00:33:36,533
THAT WAS AN AWKWARD TRIP TO THE
997
00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:37,883
EMERGENCY ROOM.
998
00:33:38,083 --> 00:33:40,408
>> Juan: GOT IT.
999
00:33:40,608 --> 00:33:42,933
>> Mark: HUH.
1000
00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:44,167
OOH!
1001
00:33:45,933 --> 00:33:47,100
>> Tommy: HE'S PEEIN'!
1002
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:48,467
>> Mark: I HAD TO GO.
1003
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,467
>> Stacy's Mom: HEY, BOYS.
1004
00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,433
>> Mark: AH! OH!
1005
00:33:52,633 --> 00:33:55,033
HI, MRS. STACY'S MOM.
1006
00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,633
>> Tommy: HEY, STACY'S MOM.
1007
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:58,366
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
1008
00:33:58,566 --> 00:34:00,100
>> Mark: HUH.
1009
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,067
>> Tommy: DUDE, SHE DIDN'T SHUT
1010
00:34:07,267 --> 00:34:07,300
HER DOOR.
1011
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,516
>> Roland: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1012
00:34:08,716 --> 00:34:09,691
>> Tommy: AS IN SHE LEFT HER
1013
00:34:09,891 --> 00:34:10,867
HOUSE AND SHE DIDN'T SHUT HER
1014
00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:11,067
DOOR.
1015
00:34:11,267 --> 00:34:12,383
DUDE, WE SHOULD GO SHUT IT.
1016
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,675
SOMEBODY MIGHT BREAK IN.
1017
00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:14,967
>> Juan: ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
1018
00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:15,233
GUYS.
1019
00:34:15,433 --> 00:34:16,533
>> Mark: I'M SO STUPID.
1020
00:34:16,733 --> 00:34:18,250
>> Tommy: I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHO,
1021
00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:19,941
IN THIS DAY AND AGE, DOESN'T
1022
00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,633
LEAVE THEIR HOUSE AND LOCK THEIR
1023
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:22,000
DOOR?
1024
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,167
>> Mark: MAYBE SHE'S GOT BRINKS
1025
00:34:24,367 --> 00:34:24,667
OR SOMETHING.
1026
00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:26,233
>> Juan: WHAT'S THAT, A MENTAL
1027
00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:26,533
DISEASE?
1028
00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:27,933
>> Roland: NO, MAN, IT'S A
1029
00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:29,066
SECURITY SYSTEM.
1030
00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:30,000
>> Juan: OH, MY BAD.
1031
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,583
>> Tommy: OKAY, LET'S JUST SHUT
1032
00:34:31,783 --> 00:34:33,167
IT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
1033
00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:33,967
>> Roland: SHUT IT?
1034
00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,667
MAN, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY OF A
1035
00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:36,033
LIFETIME!
1036
00:34:36,233 --> 00:34:37,633
TALKING ABOUT PASSING THIS UP.
1037
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:39,033
>> Tommy: PASSING WHAT UP?
1038
00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:40,900
>> Roland: A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
1039
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:44,633
LET'S TAKE A LITTLE PEEK.
1040
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,233
>> Tommy: DUDE, THIS AIN'T
1041
00:34:53,433 --> 00:34:53,367
RIGHT.
1042
00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:54,633
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, DON'T
1043
00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:54,733
YOU?
1044
00:34:54,933 --> 00:34:55,433
THIS IS B&E, DUDE.
1045
00:34:55,633 --> 00:34:56,767
WE COULD GO TO JAIL FOR LIKE 80
1046
00:34:56,967 --> 00:34:56,900
YEARS.
1047
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:57,633
>> Roland: SHUT UP.
1048
00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:58,966
YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
1049
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,100
>> Tommy: YOU SHUT UP.
1050
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:02,233
>> Roland: LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
1051
00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,067
>> Juan: ALL RIGHT.
1052
00:35:04,267 --> 00:35:06,300
>> Tommy:
1053
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,283
DUDE, YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!
1054
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:12,067
>> Mark:
1055
00:35:12,267 --> 00:35:15,167
WE HIT THE MOTHERSHIP.
1056
00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:16,233
>> Juan: I THINK THIS ROOM IS
1057
00:35:16,433 --> 00:35:17,100
BIGGER THAN MY WHOLE HOUSE.
1058
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,400
>> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, ROLAND, YOU
1059
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:18,900
GOT TO TAKE A PEEK.
1060
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,133
NOW LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF
1061
00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:20,716
HERE, ALL RIGHT?
1062
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:21,100
>> Juan: DUDE!
1063
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,333
>> Tommy: DUDE, JUAN, WHAT ARE
1064
00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:23,033
YOU DOING?
1065
00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:25,467
>> Juan: TAKING MENTAL PICTURES,
1066
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:26,067
MAN!
1067
00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,200
>> Tommy:
1068
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,400
MARK, ROLAND, GUYS!
1069
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,667
>> Mark:
1070
00:35:30,867 --> 00:35:32,067
>> Roland: "LUKE, I AM YOUR
1071
00:35:32,267 --> 00:35:32,233
FATHER."
1072
00:35:32,433 --> 00:35:33,900
>> Mark: "NO, IT'S NOT TRUE.
1073
00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:34,800
IT'S NOT TRUE."
1074
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:36,567
>> Tommy: MARK!
1075
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,167
GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1076
00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:39,567
>> Mark: THIS BATHROOM IS GREAT.
1077
00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:40,467
COMES WITH ALL-PURPOSE
1078
00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:41,367
MASSAGERS.
1079
00:35:41,567 --> 00:35:41,700
ZZZ!
1080
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:42,950
>> Tommy: ALL-PURPOSE WHAT?
1081
00:35:43,150 --> 00:35:44,200
>> Roland: YEAH, THEY WORK
1082
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:44,500
ANYWHERE.
1083
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:46,067
>> Mark: YEAH, LIKE EVEN ON YOUR
1084
00:35:46,267 --> 00:35:46,167
JAW.
1085
00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:49,500
IT HELPS RELAX IT.
1086
00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:51,083
SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY, THOUGH,
1087
00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,300
BUT I'M ASSUMING IT'S JUST THE
1088
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:52,567
MATERIAL.
1089
00:35:52,767 --> 00:35:53,733
>> Tommy: GIVE ME THAT.
1090
00:35:53,933 --> 00:35:54,900
GIVE ME THIS.
1091
00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,067
STOP. STOP! OKAY?
1092
00:35:56,967 --> 00:35:59,167
WHAT THE... WHAT THE HELL IS ALL
1093
00:35:59,367 --> 00:35:59,567
THIS?
1094
00:35:59,767 --> 00:36:01,967
I DON'T EVEN... OH, SHOOT, DUDE.
1095
00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:02,600
OH, CRAP.
1096
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,767
>> Roland:
1097
00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:05,283
>> Mark: SMELL GOOD?
1098
00:36:05,483 --> 00:36:06,541
>> Roland:
1099
00:36:06,741 --> 00:36:07,800
>> Mark: HUH.
1100
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,467
>> Tommy: COME ON.
1101
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:11,067
GUYS, WE... WE GOT TO FIND JUAN
1102
00:36:11,267 --> 00:36:12,350
AND LEAVE.
1103
00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:13,633
>> Mark: OKAY.
1104
00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:23,100
Juan! Juan!
1105
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,733
>> Tommy: SHIT, MAN, WHERE IS
1106
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:24,900
HE?
1107
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,700
>> Mark: I TOLD YOU... SHE HAS
1108
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:27,033
BRINKS.
1109
00:36:27,233 --> 00:36:27,767
>> Juan: AAH!
1110
00:36:27,967 --> 00:36:29,183
>> Roland: WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
1111
00:36:29,383 --> 00:36:30,508
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THOSE?
1112
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:31,833
>> Juan: I DON'T KNOW, BUT
1113
00:36:32,033 --> 00:36:32,267
FUNNY, RIGHT?
1114
00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:33,700
>> Tommy: DUDE, GET THOSE BRAS
1115
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:33,867
OFF.
1116
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,100
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
1117
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,483
>> Juan: WHAT THE...
1118
00:36:36,683 --> 00:36:37,667
>> Tommy: OH, MY GOD!
1119
00:36:37,867 --> 00:36:39,567
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU
1120
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:40,300
DOING, MARK?
1121
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,683
>> Mark: I WANT TO UNDERSTAND
1122
00:36:42,883 --> 00:36:45,067
THE SCIENCE OF MY MOVEMENT.
1123
00:36:53,367 --> 00:36:54,700
I THINK IT'S A CRAFT.
1124
00:36:55,833 --> 00:36:57,000
>> Tommy: OH, SHIT, MAN!
1125
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,367
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
1126
00:36:58,567 --> 00:36:59,117
GET OFF HER BED!
1127
00:36:59,317 --> 00:36:59,667
GET THOSE BRAS OFF!
1128
00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:00,900
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
1129
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:05,633
YO, COME ON!
1130
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,367
MAN, THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
1131
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:12,500
YOU IDIOT!
1132
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:13,400
>> Roland: I'M THE IDIOT?
1133
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,266
>> Tommy: YES, YOU ARE!
1134
00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:15,133
>> Roland: I'M THE IDIOT?
1135
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,033
>> Roland: Shit, shit, shit!
1136
00:37:18,233 --> 00:37:19,083
>> Tommy: Dude, shut up!
1137
00:37:19,283 --> 00:37:20,133
>> Mark: FREAKING IDIOT.
1138
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:22,067
>> Tommy: Shut up!
1139
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:33,267
Shh, guys.
1140
00:37:33,467 --> 00:37:34,600
>> Roland: We're gonna get in
1141
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,533
trouble.
1142
00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:58,833
>> Mark: Go, go, go!
1143
00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:09,017
>> Juan: WHEW!
1144
00:38:09,217 --> 00:38:10,258
>> Mark: COME ON.
1145
00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:11,300
LET'S GO, GUYS.
1146
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,967
>> Roland: AH, WE MADE IT.
1147
00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:16,300
LET'S GO.
1148
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,816
>> Tommy: NONE OF US WOULD ADMIT
1149
00:38:18,016 --> 00:38:19,333
IT THEN, BUT THE COMPETITION HAD
1150
00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:19,733
BEGUN.
1151
00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:21,433
THAT MOMENT OF BEING IN HER
1152
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,200
HOUSE WAS THE MOST THRILLING AND
1153
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,866
TERRIFYING DAY OF OUR LIVES.
1154
00:38:25,066 --> 00:38:26,533
BUT I THINK THAT'S WHAT WE LIKED
1155
00:38:26,733 --> 00:38:27,567
MOST ABOUT IT.
1156
00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:30,167
>> Von Bob: NOW, LISTEN CLOSELY,
1157
00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:30,700
CLASS.
1158
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:32,667
I URGE YOU TO EXPERIENCE
1159
00:38:32,867 --> 00:38:35,200
SOMETHING BEYOND YOUR BUBBLEGUM
1160
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,733
POP PRINCESSES THAT HIDE BEHIND
1161
00:38:37,933 --> 00:38:39,433
COMPUTER DIGITATION.
1162
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:42,167
TO SING TRULY IS NOT TO BE A
1163
00:38:42,367 --> 00:38:43,867
BY-PRODUCT OF MODERN
1164
00:38:44,067 --> 00:38:46,783
CORPORATIONS, BUT IT IS TO BE A
1165
00:38:46,983 --> 00:38:49,758
FORCE OF NATURE WITHIN ONESELF.
1166
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,645
AND IF YOU ARE TO DISCOVER THAT
1167
00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:56,639
FORCE, PERHAPS ONE DAY, YOU,
1168
00:38:56,839 --> 00:39:00,633
TOO, WILL BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS I.
1169
00:39:11,067 --> 00:39:12,017
>> Roland: DAMN.
1170
00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:12,967
A GUY LIKE YOU?
1171
00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:14,833
HOW THE HELL YOU LAND A BABE
1172
00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:15,333
LIKE THAT?
1173
00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:17,116
>> Von Bob: I-I'M SORRY?
1174
00:39:17,316 --> 00:39:18,974
>> Roland: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1175
00:39:19,174 --> 00:39:20,833
I WOULDN'T BE, EITHER.
1176
00:39:46,167 --> 00:39:47,200
>> Tommy: PROFESSOR?
1177
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,850
>> Professor Wood: TOMMY!
1178
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,500
YOU OLD SON OF A BITCH, GET
1179
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:54,167
IN HERE!
1180
00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:55,267
>> Tommy: AFTERNOON,
1181
00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:55,767
PROFESSOR WOOD.
1182
00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:56,867
>> Professor Wood: PLEASE,
1183
00:39:57,067 --> 00:39:58,433
TOMMY, PLEASE, CALL ME "HARRY."
1184
00:39:58,633 --> 00:39:59,900
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1185
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:01,367
I DON'T SEE YOU TILL AFTER
1186
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:01,633
LUNCH.
1187
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,467
>> Tommy: I JUST WANTED TO CATCH
1188
00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:04,000
YOU BEFORE CLASS.
1189
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,333
>> Professor Wood: OH, OKAY.
1190
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:05,967
UH...
1191
00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:09,800
HEY, THIRSTY?
1192
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,033
>> Tommy: UH, NO, NO.
1193
00:40:11,233 --> 00:40:11,433
NO, THANKS.
1194
00:40:11,633 --> 00:40:12,500
>> Professor Wood: NO?
1195
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,033
>> Tommy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
1196
00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:14,500
ANYWAYS?
1197
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:16,816
>> Professor Wood: THIS IS A
1198
00:40:17,016 --> 00:40:20,274
DEMONSTRATION FOR NEXT PERIOD.
1199
00:40:20,474 --> 00:40:23,533
SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
1200
00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:25,833
>> Tommy: WELL, I...KIND OF GOT
1201
00:40:26,033 --> 00:40:26,500
A PROBLEM.
1202
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,867
>> Professor Wood: OH, DRUG
1203
00:40:28,067 --> 00:40:28,200
TEST, HUH?
1204
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,566
YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME LEFTOVER
1205
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:30,933
URINE IN THE FRIDGE IF YOU NEED
1206
00:40:31,133 --> 00:40:31,100
IT.
1207
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,133
>> Tommy: NO, NO.
1208
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:33,816
N-NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
1209
00:40:34,016 --> 00:40:35,500
>> Professor Wood: OH.
1210
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,367
OHH! I GET IT.
1211
00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:39,733
CAN'T GET IT UP, HUH?
1212
00:40:39,933 --> 00:40:41,833
LISTEN, TOMMY, DON'T USE ANY OF
1213
00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:43,167
THOSE FANCY PILLS, DUDE.
1214
00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,267
I USE SO MANY, MY DICK LOOKS 20
1215
00:40:45,467 --> 00:40:46,700
YEARS OLDER THAN I DO.
1216
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:48,033
YOU FEEL ME HERE?
1217
00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:49,267
>> Tommy: NO, I DON'T.
1218
00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:50,900
>> Professor Wood: WELL, IT
1219
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:51,600
CAN'T BE WOMEN.
1220
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,633
>> Tommy: YES, EXACTLY.
1221
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,133
YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
1222
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:54,567
MY LIFE, I...
1223
00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:56,033
>> Professor Wood: DITCHED THE
1224
00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:56,667
RUBBER?
1225
00:40:56,867 --> 00:40:58,467
OOH, THAT'S RISKY.
1226
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,267
BUT WHAT A DIFFERENCE!
1227
00:41:00,933 --> 00:41:02,150
>> Tommy: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
1228
00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:03,567
WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING
1229
00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:04,033
ABOUT, OKAY?
1230
00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:06,400
I JUST... I LIKE AN OLDER CHICK,
1231
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,167
AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO
1232
00:41:08,367 --> 00:41:08,867
IMPRESS HER.
1233
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:10,783
LOOK, I JUST... I FEEL LOST AS
1234
00:41:10,983 --> 00:41:12,625
FAR AS WOMEN ARE CONCERNED, AND
1235
00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:14,467
I WANT HER TO THINK OF ME AS A
1236
00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:18,333
MAN, NOT A KID, YOU KNOW?
1237
00:41:18,933 --> 00:41:20,333
I JUST FIGURED YOU KNOW A LOT
1238
00:41:20,533 --> 00:41:20,867
ABOUT WOMEN.
1239
00:41:21,067 --> 00:41:22,567
>> Professor Wood: WELL, I HAVE
1240
00:41:22,767 --> 00:41:24,233
BANGED A LOT OF CHICKS.
1241
00:41:24,433 --> 00:41:25,700
MAYBE I COULD HELP.
1242
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,283
>> Tommy: WELL, WHAT DO WOMEN
1243
00:41:27,483 --> 00:41:28,858
FIND ATTRACTIVE, AND HOW DO YOU
1244
00:41:29,058 --> 00:41:30,433
KNOW IF THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO YOU
1245
00:41:30,633 --> 00:41:30,700
AT ALL?
1246
00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:32,100
YOU KNOW, I JUST... I JUST
1247
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:33,500
WANTED TO GET HER TO THE NEXT
1248
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:34,133
LEVEL.
1249
00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:36,000
>> Professor Wood: HMM.
1250
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,733
YOU EVER HEARD OF ONE IN THE
1251
00:41:37,933 --> 00:41:38,900
STINK PRODUCTIONS?
1252
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:39,867
>> Tommy: NO. WHY?
1253
00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:41,800
>> Professor Wood: I GOT SOME
1254
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,233
HOMEWORK FOR YOU.
1255
00:41:44,433 --> 00:41:45,633
>> Tommy: I MEAN, YEAH, HE GAVE
1256
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,367
US THESE DVDs AND THESE
1257
00:41:46,567 --> 00:41:48,133
MAGAZINES TO FLIP THROUGH, SO...
1258
00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:49,900
>> Roland: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
1259
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:50,300
TO FIND?
1260
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,567
>> Tommy: I DON'T KNOW.
1261
00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:52,733
HE SAID THAT IT WOULD HELP US
1262
00:41:52,933 --> 00:41:53,900
GET IN TOUCH WITH WHAT LADIES
1263
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:55,467
WANT.
1264
00:41:55,667 --> 00:41:57,200
>> Juan: IS THIS WHAT WOMEN
1265
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:57,467
WANT?
1266
00:41:57,667 --> 00:41:59,233
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
1267
00:41:59,433 --> 00:41:59,700
PULL IT OFF.
1268
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:00,650
>> Mark: POP IT ON.
1269
00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:01,400
WE'LL FIND OUT.
1270
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,867
>> Tommy: YEAH, WE MAY AS WELL.
1271
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,067
>> Mark: FIRE THAT IN.
1272
00:42:17,267 --> 00:42:20,867
WHEW!
1273
00:42:24,067 --> 00:42:25,300
>> DICK IS ALWAYS NICE.
1274
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,900
YOU READY?
1275
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:28,100
AH!
1276
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,367
>> COME HERE, BABY.
1277
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,967
>> YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
1278
00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:32,567
SO GOOD.
1279
00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,533
YOU GONNA TAKE THOSE OFF?
1280
00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:37,300
>> OH, JESUS, YOU'RE MURDERING
1281
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:38,416
MY BACK!
1282
00:42:38,616 --> 00:42:39,333
>> TAKE IT.
1283
00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:41,067
OH, I LIKE IT, YEAH.
1284
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:42,267
STICK IT IN.
1285
00:42:42,467 --> 00:42:43,467
THAT'S SO GOOD.
1286
00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:44,383
YEAH.
1287
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:45,391
UNH, UNH!
1288
00:42:45,591 --> 00:42:46,200
OH, YEAH.
1289
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,667
>> Juan: I'M NOT COOL ENOUGH TO
1290
00:42:47,867 --> 00:42:48,333
GET LAID.
1291
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:50,550
>> Roland: WELL, ACCORDING TO
1292
00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:52,767
GQ, "IT'S ALL IN THE WAY YOU
1293
00:42:52,967 --> 00:42:54,867
PRESENT YOURSELF."
1294
00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:57,067
>> Juan: IT'S PRESENTATION, HUH?
1295
00:42:57,267 --> 00:42:58,633
>> YOU'RE SUCH A BIG BOY.
1296
00:42:58,833 --> 00:42:59,667
OH, MY GOD!
1297
00:43:02,067 --> 00:43:03,167
>> OH, GOD, IT'S GOOD, IT'S
1298
00:43:03,367 --> 00:43:03,367
GOOD.
1299
00:43:03,567 --> 00:43:04,900
OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA...
1300
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,833
YEAH!
1301
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,567
>> Both: WHOA!
1302
00:43:08,767 --> 00:43:10,167
>> Sandra: EVERYTHING OKAY UP
1303
00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:10,667
THERE, BOYS?
1304
00:43:10,867 --> 00:43:11,967
>> Tommy: UH, YEAH, FINE.
1305
00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:17,067
>> Richard: YOU ALL RIGHT, BABE?
1306
00:43:17,267 --> 00:43:19,233
>> Sandra:
1307
00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:19,367
HEY.
1308
00:43:19,567 --> 00:43:20,233
>> Richard: HONEY?
1309
00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:20,900
>> Sandra: MWAH!
1310
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:22,000
>> Richard: I LOVE YOU.
1311
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,100
>> Sandra: LOVE YOU, TOO.
1312
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:23,567
WHAT YOU DOING?
1313
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,350
I WONDER WHAT THE HELL THOSE
1314
00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:27,075
KIDS DO UP THERE ALL THE TIME.
1315
00:43:27,275 --> 00:43:28,804
>> Richard: OH, I'M SURE IT'S
1316
00:43:29,004 --> 00:43:30,335
JUST INNOCENT KID STUFF, BABE.
1317
00:43:30,535 --> 00:43:31,867
>> Mark: AND... AND IT WAS JUST
1318
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:32,867
DRIPPING OFF HER FACE!
1319
00:43:33,067 --> 00:43:33,667
AND SHE WAS LOVING IT!
1320
00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:35,067
>> Juan: WELL, DID YOU GUYS
1321
00:43:35,267 --> 00:43:35,567
LEARN ANYTHING?
1322
00:43:35,767 --> 00:43:37,017
>> Tommy: YEAH, YOU CAN PRETTY
1323
00:43:37,217 --> 00:43:38,358
MUCH FIND A HOLE ANYWHERE.
1324
00:43:38,558 --> 00:43:39,500
MAN, THIS IS HOPELESS!
1325
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,283
HOW DO WE EVEN UNDERSTAND WOMEN?
1326
00:43:41,483 --> 00:43:43,067
WELL, A WOMAN LIKE STACY'S MOM,
1327
00:43:43,267 --> 00:43:43,500
AT LEAST.
1328
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:44,400
>> Juan: YEAH.
1329
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,133
I JUST WANT TO SEE HER BIG,
1330
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:47,250
DELICIOUS BOOBIES.
1331
00:43:47,450 --> 00:43:48,408
>> Mark: YEAH.
1332
00:43:48,608 --> 00:43:49,367
>> Roland: YEAH.
1333
00:43:49,567 --> 00:43:51,533
>> Tommy:
1334
00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:53,133
>> Mark: HEY, YOU GUYS WANT TO
1335
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:53,867
WATCH ANOTHER ONE?
1336
00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:55,200
>> Roland: YEAH, SURE, BUT MAYBE
1337
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,533
THIS TIME IT SHOULD BE A BIT
1338
00:43:56,733 --> 00:43:58,333
MORE INFORMATIVE.
1339
00:43:58,533 --> 00:44:00,467
>> Tommy: IT'S PORN, DUDE.
1340
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:08,833
>> Mark:
1341
00:44:34,267 --> 00:44:35,733
>> Uncle Dick: HEY, THERE,
1342
00:44:35,933 --> 00:44:36,767
LITTLE MISS MoonPie.
1343
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:39,950
TOMMY'S UP IN THE TREE HOUSE.
1344
00:44:40,150 --> 00:44:42,341
PROSTATE. ASK YOUR MOTHER.
1345
00:44:42,541 --> 00:44:44,270
>> Mark: A-ACTUALLY, DICK, I
1346
00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:45,935
CAME HERE TO TALK TO YOU.
1347
00:44:46,135 --> 00:44:47,517
>> Uncle Dick: OH, REALLY?
1348
00:44:47,717 --> 00:44:48,975
WELL, ASSWIPE, I'M ALL OUT OF
1349
00:44:49,175 --> 00:44:50,454
CORN DOGS, BUT, HEY, GOOD
1350
00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:51,993
NEWS... I GOT A FRESH TUB OF
1351
00:44:52,193 --> 00:44:53,563
MAYONNAISE YOU CAN GUZZLE DOWN.
1352
00:44:53,763 --> 00:44:55,133
>> Mark: LOOK, DICK, THIS ISN'T
1353
00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:55,867
EASY FOR ME.
1354
00:44:56,067 --> 00:44:57,700
I KNOW YOU'RE INTO HEALTH AND
1355
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,533
SHIT, SO I THOUGHT I COULD COME
1356
00:44:59,733 --> 00:44:59,967
TO YOU.
1357
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:01,933
>> Uncle Dick: COME TO ME FOR
1358
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:02,867
WHAT EXACTLY?
1359
00:45:03,067 --> 00:45:04,333
>> Mark:
1360
00:45:04,533 --> 00:45:06,383
WELL...YOU MIND IF I COME IN?
1361
00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:08,433
>> Uncle Dick: YEAH, YEAH,
1362
00:45:08,633 --> 00:45:08,867
ACTUALLY, I DO.
1363
00:45:09,067 --> 00:45:10,100
I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW.
1364
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,500
>> Mark: OKAY.
1365
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,700
UM, WELL, YOU SEE, I LIKE THIS
1366
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:18,883
GIRL... WELL, THIS WOMAN.
1367
00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,891
>> Uncle Dick:
1368
00:45:22,091 --> 00:45:24,362
COME ON IN, JABBA.
1369
00:45:24,562 --> 00:45:26,833
>> Mark:
1370
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,633
I JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT THESE
1371
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:35,233
MOVIES, DICK.
1372
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:36,900
I MEAN, I'VE TRIED WATCHING A
1373
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:38,567
COUPLE LATELY, BUT THEY'RE NOT
1374
00:45:38,767 --> 00:45:39,567
REALLY WORKING FOR ME.
1375
00:45:39,767 --> 00:45:40,900
>> Uncle Dick:
1376
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:42,400
SO, UH, YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A
1377
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,816
LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE ASSISTANCE?
1378
00:45:44,016 --> 00:45:45,224
WHAT, YOU... YOU WANT ME TO
1379
00:45:45,424 --> 00:45:46,633
BECOME YOUR PERSONAL FUCKIN'
1380
00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:46,967
TRAINER?
1381
00:45:47,167 --> 00:45:48,617
>> Mark: WELL, NO, BUT SORT OF.
1382
00:45:48,817 --> 00:45:50,258
>> Uncle Dick: WHAT MAKES YOU
1383
00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:51,812
THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT?
1384
00:45:52,012 --> 00:45:53,367
>> Mark: WELL, WHAT THE HELL
1385
00:45:53,567 --> 00:45:56,400
ELSE DO YOU DO?
1386
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,067
LISTEN, DICK, IF YOU DON'T WORK
1387
00:45:58,267 --> 00:45:59,200
FAST, I COULD LOSE HER.
1388
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,183
>> Uncle Dick: TO WHO?
1389
00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,125
>> Mark: TO ANYBODY!
1390
00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:01,867
WHY DOES IT MATTER?
1391
00:46:02,067 --> 00:46:03,083
I MEAN, SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND
1392
00:46:03,283 --> 00:46:04,300
NOW, BUT WHY SHOULD THAT STOP
1393
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:04,333
ME?
1394
00:46:04,533 --> 00:46:05,667
>> Uncle Dick: BECAUSE SHE'S
1395
00:46:05,867 --> 00:46:06,600
TAKEN, NIMROD!
1396
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,333
GAME'S OVER.
1397
00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:08,533
>> Mark: GAME'S NOT OVER!
1398
00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:10,200
SHE'LL DUMP THIS DOUCHEBAG ONCE
1399
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,533
SHE SEES WHAT A MAN I AM.
1400
00:46:12,733 --> 00:46:14,667
SHE'LL BE ALL OVER ME.
1401
00:46:14,867 --> 00:46:16,100
LOOK, DICK, I NEED THIS, AND
1402
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:17,533
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN
1403
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:21,867
HELP ME.
1404
00:46:22,067 --> 00:46:23,400
>> Uncle Dick: ALL RIGHT.
1405
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,967
ALL RIGHT.
1406
00:46:25,167 --> 00:46:26,600
IF I DO THIS FOR YOU, YOU LISTEN
1407
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,216
TO EVERY WORD I SAY, YOU WORK
1408
00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:29,791
EVERY MUSCLE I TELL YOU TO WORK,
1409
00:46:29,991 --> 00:46:31,312
YOU BREATHE WHEN I TELL YOU TO
1410
00:46:31,512 --> 00:46:32,706
BREATHE, AND YOU DO NOT BITCH
1411
00:46:32,906 --> 00:46:34,136
ABOUT IT, YOU UNDERSTAND?
1412
00:46:34,336 --> 00:46:35,484
>> Mark: HONESTLY, DICK, I'VE
1413
00:46:35,684 --> 00:46:36,833
NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT
1414
00:46:37,033 --> 00:46:37,367
ANYONE.
1415
00:46:37,567 --> 00:46:39,667
WHENEVER I SEE HER, I LOSE MY
1416
00:46:39,867 --> 00:46:40,000
BREATH.
1417
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,667
AND I JUST DREAM OF HOLDING
1418
00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,033
HER...
1419
00:46:43,233 --> 00:46:46,500
LARGE BREASTS.
1420
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,067
>> Uncle Dick: ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
1421
00:46:48,267 --> 00:46:48,600
ALL RIGHT.
1422
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,367
WHEN DO YOU WANT TO START?
1423
00:46:50,567 --> 00:46:53,733
>> Mark: IMMEDIATELY.
1424
00:46:53,933 --> 00:46:55,083
>> Uncle Dick: YOU MEET ME HERE
1425
00:46:55,283 --> 00:46:56,433
TOMORROW MORNING, 7:00 A.M.
1426
00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:57,033
SHARP, ALL RIGHT?
1427
00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:58,900
I'M GONNA BREAK YOU DOWN AND
1428
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:00,767
BUILD YOU UP INTO A FUCKING
1429
00:47:00,967 --> 00:47:01,567
GREEK STATUE!
1430
00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:03,317
HOW DOES THAT SOUND, HUH?
1431
00:47:03,517 --> 00:47:04,975
AND THIS... THIS, MY LITTLE
1432
00:47:05,175 --> 00:47:06,633
JABBA, WILL BE MY CLAY, HUH?
1433
00:47:06,833 --> 00:47:07,967
>> Mark: THANKS, DICK.
1434
00:47:08,167 --> 00:47:08,733
I'LL BE THERE.
1435
00:47:08,933 --> 00:47:10,666
AND YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.
1436
00:47:10,866 --> 00:47:12,666
OH, AND, UH, BY THE WAY, YOU
1437
00:47:12,866 --> 00:47:14,866
MENTIONED SOMETHING EARLIER
1438
00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:16,867
ABOUT A TUB OF MAYONNAISE?
1439
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,400
>> Uncle Dick: GET OUT OF HERE,
1440
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:18,867
BUTTERBALL!
1441
00:47:19,067 --> 00:47:20,300
TOMORROW MORNING, 7:00 A.M.,
1442
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:22,300
YOUR ASS IS MINE!
1443
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:27,400
PUSSY.
1444
00:47:28,867 --> 00:47:30,600
>> Richard: WHOO! HEE-HEE-HEE!
1445
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,567
WHOO!
1446
00:47:31,767 --> 00:47:33,367
FUCK YOU! HEE-HEE!
1447
00:47:33,567 --> 00:47:34,967
MOTHER FUCKER!
1448
00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:36,600
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
1449
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:36,867
NO, NO!
1450
00:47:37,067 --> 00:47:38,100
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU,
1451
00:47:38,300 --> 00:47:38,333
FUCK YOU!
1452
00:47:38,533 --> 00:47:39,367
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
1453
00:47:39,567 --> 00:47:41,167
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU,
1454
00:47:41,367 --> 00:47:43,767
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!
1455
00:47:43,967 --> 00:47:45,400
SHIT.
1456
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,000
OH, TOMMY.
1457
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,233
HEY, MORNING, BUDDY.
1458
00:47:47,433 --> 00:47:47,667
SLEEP WELL?
1459
00:47:47,867 --> 00:47:49,333
UH, HUNGRY, PAL?
1460
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:50,566
MAKE YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
1461
00:47:50,766 --> 00:47:51,816
>> Tommy: NO, ACTUALLY, I JUST
1462
00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:53,067
WANTED THE MONEY THAT YOU OWED
1463
00:47:53,267 --> 00:47:53,433
ME.
1464
00:47:53,633 --> 00:47:56,200
>> Richard: OOH, UM, I DON'T
1465
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:56,600
KNOW, SON.
1466
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,167
ACTUALLY, I THINK THAT RIGHT
1467
00:47:58,367 --> 00:47:59,917
NOW...MY...
1468
00:48:00,117 --> 00:48:01,467
>> Tommy: DAD?
1469
00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:02,983
OKAY, THERE'S THIS GIRL THAT I
1470
00:48:03,183 --> 00:48:04,441
REALLY WANT TO TAKE TO THE
1471
00:48:04,641 --> 00:48:05,870
DANCE, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY
1472
00:48:06,070 --> 00:48:07,300
MONEY TO DO IT, AND I REALLY
1473
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:07,967
NEED YOUR HELP.
1474
00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,633
I REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS HER.
1475
00:48:09,833 --> 00:48:10,433
>> Richard: THAT'S...
1476
00:48:10,633 --> 00:48:11,833
THAT'S WICKED AWESOME, SON.
1477
00:48:12,033 --> 00:48:13,233
COME HERE AND SIT DOWN FOR A
1478
00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:14,033
MINUTE.
1479
00:48:14,233 --> 00:48:16,116
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.
1480
00:48:16,316 --> 00:48:18,200
YEAH, GOT YOU A LITTLE
1481
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,066
GIRLFRIEND, HUH?
1482
00:48:20,266 --> 00:48:21,733
LISTEN, UM...
1483
00:48:21,933 --> 00:48:22,950
YOU KNOW, THERE COMES A TIME IN
1484
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:24,141
EVERY YOUNG MAN'S LIFE WHEN
1485
00:48:24,341 --> 00:48:25,320
THERE ARE... THERE ARE CERTAIN
1486
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,826
THINGS THAT WE HAVE TO REALIZE.
1487
00:48:27,026 --> 00:48:28,446
WE HAVE TO LEARN TO COMPROMISE
1488
00:48:28,646 --> 00:48:30,173
ABOUT... UM, IN ORDER TO GROW
1489
00:48:30,373 --> 00:48:31,920
UP, TO BECOME AN ADULT, AND...
1490
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,493
>> Tommy: DAD, DAD, DAD, DAD.
1491
00:48:33,693 --> 00:48:35,067
STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION,
1492
00:48:35,267 --> 00:48:35,300
OKAY?
1493
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:36,600
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME.
1494
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,067
I NEED YOU TO HELP ME, BUT YOU
1495
00:48:38,267 --> 00:48:38,400
KNOW WHAT?
1496
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:39,733
YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE,
1497
00:48:39,933 --> 00:48:39,867
OKAY?
1498
00:48:40,067 --> 00:48:41,367
>> Richard: TOMMY, TOMMY, DON'T
1499
00:48:41,567 --> 00:48:43,400
BE A SPAZ.
1500
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,533
>> Tommy: A SPAZ? WHAT?
1501
00:48:44,733 --> 00:48:45,467
I'M NOT BEING A SPAZ!
1502
00:48:45,667 --> 00:48:46,950
YOU NEVER HELP ME WITH ANYTHING!
1503
00:48:47,150 --> 00:48:48,433
>> Richard: OKAY, TAKE A CHILL
1504
00:48:48,633 --> 00:48:50,367
PILL, TOMMY.
1505
00:48:50,567 --> 00:48:51,833
ALL RIGHT? JUST CHILL.
1506
00:48:52,033 --> 00:48:53,100
>> Tommy:
1507
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,400
>> Richard: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S
1508
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:54,867
WHAT I'LL DO.
1509
00:48:55,067 --> 00:48:55,767
HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO, SON.
1510
00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:58,067
I UNDERSTAND YOUR PREDICAMENT.
1511
00:48:58,267 --> 00:49:00,567
ALL RIGHT?
1512
00:49:00,767 --> 00:49:01,750
DO AN AWESOME JOB MOWING THE
1513
00:49:01,950 --> 00:49:02,933
LAWN AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE 10
1514
00:49:03,133 --> 00:49:03,433
BUCKS I OWE YOU.
1515
00:49:03,633 --> 00:49:04,833
AND I'LL THROW IN ANOTHER $10 ON
1516
00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:05,233
TOP OF IT.
1517
00:49:05,433 --> 00:49:06,100
>> Tommy: REALLY?
1518
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:07,533
>> Richard: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
1519
00:49:07,733 --> 00:49:08,967
>> Tommy: ARE YOU... ARE YOU
1520
00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:09,300
SERIOUS?
1521
00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:10,983
>> Richard: TOMMY, $25 IS A LOT
1522
00:49:11,183 --> 00:49:12,667
OF MONEY TO A KID YOUR AGE, SON,
1523
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:14,533
AND I UNDERSTAND.
1524
00:49:14,733 --> 00:49:15,866
>> Tommy: HMM.
1525
00:49:16,066 --> 00:49:17,000
ALL RIGHT.
1526
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:17,867
>> Richard: ALL RIGHT?
1527
00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:19,067
YOU'RE GONNA IMPRESS THIS GIRL.
1528
00:49:19,267 --> 00:49:19,850
>> Tommy: ALL RIGHT.
1529
00:49:20,050 --> 00:49:20,633
>> Richard: I TRUST YOU.
1530
00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:21,067
I KNOW YOU.
1531
00:49:21,267 --> 00:49:22,467
>> Tommy: SORRY FOR, UH,
1532
00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:22,767
YELLING.
1533
00:49:22,967 --> 00:49:24,000
>> Richard: HEY, YOU KNOW,
1534
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,233
HORMONES, PUBERTY... I-I
1535
00:49:25,433 --> 00:49:25,750
REMEMBER.
1536
00:49:25,950 --> 00:49:26,067
I UNDERSTAND.
1537
00:49:26,267 --> 00:49:27,533
>> Tommy: YEAH, WELL, GOT TO GET
1538
00:49:27,733 --> 00:49:27,700
GOING.
1539
00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:28,983
>> Richard: ALL RIGHT, AND GET
1540
00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:30,208
THAT LITTLE PART WHERE THE DOG
1541
00:49:30,408 --> 00:49:31,433
CRAPS IN THE... RIGHT NEAR IN
1542
00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:32,916
THE FRONT.
1543
00:49:33,116 --> 00:49:34,400
RIGHT ON.
1544
00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:43,933
OH, YOU'RE MINE. YOU'RE MINE.
1545
00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:49,633
>> Stacy: HEY, TOMMY.
1546
00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:50,133
>> Tommy: HEY.
1547
00:49:50,333 --> 00:49:51,483
>> Stacy: HEY, UH, DO YOU WANT
1548
00:49:51,683 --> 00:49:52,833
TO COME SWIMMING OVER AT MY
1549
00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:53,033
HOUSE?
1550
00:49:53,233 --> 00:49:54,500
>> Stacy's Mom: OH, YEAH, YOU
1551
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:54,867
SHOULD.
1552
00:49:55,067 --> 00:49:55,867
THE POOL'S GREAT.
1553
00:49:56,067 --> 00:49:57,200
>> Tommy: YEAH, I'LL BE OVER IN
1554
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:57,467
A MINUTE.
1555
00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:58,800
I JUST KIND OF GOT TO FINISH UP
1556
00:49:59,000 --> 00:49:58,900
HERE.
1557
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:00,066
MY, UH, DAD'S PAYING ME, SO...
1558
00:50:00,266 --> 00:50:01,399
>> Stacy's Mom: OH, REALLY?
1559
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:02,783
WOW, THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU.
1560
00:50:02,983 --> 00:50:04,167
I WISH I HAD DONE THAT WHEN I
1561
00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:04,700
WAS YOUNGER.
1562
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:06,266
HEY, YOU KNOW, I'D PAY YOU TO
1563
00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:07,833
COME OVER AND MOW MY LAWN, TOO,
1564
00:50:08,033 --> 00:50:08,567
BUT YOU'RE PROB...
1565
00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:09,817
>> Tommy: YEAH, SURE, SURE.
1566
00:50:10,017 --> 00:50:10,867
I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT.
1567
00:50:11,067 --> 00:50:12,333
LET ME FINISH UP HERE, SO IT'LL
1568
00:50:12,533 --> 00:50:13,500
BE LIKE 20 MINUTES, YOU KNOW.
1569
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:14,483
>> Stacy's Mom: OKAY, COOL.
1570
00:50:14,683 --> 00:50:15,441
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A SHOWER
1571
00:50:15,641 --> 00:50:16,354
ANYWAY, SO I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
1572
00:50:16,554 --> 00:50:17,267
>> Stacy: I'LL SEE YOU IN A
1573
00:50:17,467 --> 00:50:17,633
LITTLE BIT, MOM.
1574
00:50:17,833 --> 00:50:19,033
>> Stacy's Mom: OKAY, BABY.
1575
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:29,633
>> Stacy: SO, UM, TOMMY...
1576
00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:30,967
ARE YOU PLANNING ON GOING TO THE
1577
00:50:31,167 --> 00:50:33,467
DANCE?
1578
00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:34,767
>> Tommy: OH, WHAT WAS THAT?
1579
00:50:34,967 --> 00:50:35,067
I'M SORRY.
1580
00:50:35,267 --> 00:50:36,367
>> Stacy: THE NADDIE HAWKINS
1581
00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:37,100
DANCE... ARE YOU GOING?
1582
00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,433
>> Tommy: MM, YEAH, YEAH, SURE,
1583
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:39,550
I'LL BE THERE, YEAH.
1584
00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:40,467
>> Stacy: COOL. ME TOO.
1585
00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:42,433
EXCEPT I HAVEN'T FOUND A DATE
1586
00:50:42,633 --> 00:50:42,700
YET.
1587
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:44,733
NO GUY HAS ASKED ME.
1588
00:50:44,933 --> 00:50:46,000
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1589
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,633
>> Tommy: YEAH, NO GUYS ASKED
1590
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:48,100
ME, EITHER.
1591
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:49,233
>> Stacy:
1592
00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:50,833
NO, I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU GOING
1593
00:50:51,033 --> 00:50:51,067
WITH?
1594
00:50:51,267 --> 00:50:52,100
>> Tommy: OH, OH.
1595
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:54,033
HAVEN'T REALLY PUT MUCH THOUGHT
1596
00:50:54,233 --> 00:50:58,133
INTO IT, YOU KNOW.
1597
00:50:58,333 --> 00:50:59,850
ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GET, UH... YOU
1598
00:51:00,050 --> 00:51:01,567
KNOW, GET DONE MOWING THE GRASS,
1599
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:02,733
SO A SWIM LATER, YEAH?
1600
00:51:02,933 --> 00:51:03,433
>> Stacy: YEAH.
1601
00:51:03,633 --> 00:51:06,416
OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
1602
00:51:06,616 --> 00:51:09,200
>> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, BYE.
1603
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,583
>> Uncle Dick: COME ON, PORKER!
1604
00:51:10,783 --> 00:51:11,967
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MADE THE SECOND
1605
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:12,233
MILE YET!
1606
00:51:12,433 --> 00:51:13,033
>> Mark: DICK!
1607
00:51:13,233 --> 00:51:14,667
DICK, YOU THINK MAYBE I COULD
1608
00:51:14,867 --> 00:51:15,333
HAVE SOME WATER?
1609
00:51:15,533 --> 00:51:16,833
>> Uncle Dick: ABSOLUTELY.
1610
00:51:17,033 --> 00:51:17,933
>> Mark: OHH.
1611
00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:19,216
>> Uncle Dick: AH!
1612
00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:20,300
>> Mark: WHAT?
1613
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,333
>> Uncle Dick: NOT UNTIL
1614
00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:22,750
YOU GET HOME THERE, MEAT PIE.
1615
00:51:22,950 --> 00:51:24,167
LET'S KEEP THAT JELLY JIGGLING.
1616
00:51:24,367 --> 00:51:24,967
MOVE IT!
1617
00:51:29,667 --> 00:51:31,467
>> Stacy's Mom: HEY, TOMMY.
1618
00:51:31,667 --> 00:51:33,467
OH, HEY, LISTEN, YOU MISSED A
1619
00:51:33,667 --> 00:51:35,633
SPOT RIGHT OVER THERE.
1620
00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:38,967
>> Tommy: OKAY.
1621
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,833
>> Mark: HOW THE HELL DO YOU
1622
00:51:52,033 --> 00:51:52,267
WEAR THIS THING?
1623
00:51:52,467 --> 00:51:53,867
I'M SWEATING... SWEATING...
1624
00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:54,667
I'M DYING IN HERE!
1625
00:51:54,867 --> 00:51:56,300
>> Uncle Dick: AH, CALM YOUR
1626
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,866
CURLY TAIL THERE, PORKY PIG BOY.
1627
00:51:58,066 --> 00:51:59,333
WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT
1628
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:00,783
A SWEATSUIT, YOU LARD TARD?
1629
00:52:00,983 --> 00:52:02,308
>> Mark: HEY, COULD WE MAYBE
1630
00:52:02,508 --> 00:52:03,854
STICK TO ONE INSULT A STATEMENT?
1631
00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:05,360
IT'S HARD ENOUGH AS IT IS, DICK.
1632
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:06,867
>> Uncle Dick: ALL RIGHT, YOU
1633
00:52:07,067 --> 00:52:08,333
FAT HUMP, TAKE 10.
1634
00:52:08,533 --> 00:52:10,066
I GOT TO GO SHIT.
1635
00:52:10,266 --> 00:52:11,800
WHAT A PUSSY.
1636
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,200
>> Mark: HEY, TOMMY, HOW'S IT
1637
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:24,600
GOING?
1638
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:25,400
>> Tommy: OH, HEY, MARK.
1639
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,416
DIDN'T I JUST SEE YOU WITH MY
1640
00:52:26,616 --> 00:52:27,433
UNCLE A COUPLE SECONDS AGO?
1641
00:52:27,633 --> 00:52:29,267
>> Mark:
1642
00:52:29,467 --> 00:52:31,067
>> Tommy: UM, YOU LOOK KIND OF
1643
00:52:31,267 --> 00:52:31,533
SWEATY, MAN.
1644
00:52:31,733 --> 00:52:33,050
>> Mark: YEAH, HE'S JUST, UH,
1645
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,567
HELPING ME, UH, LOSE A FEW
1646
00:52:34,767 --> 00:52:35,367
POUNDS.
1647
00:52:35,567 --> 00:52:37,917
>> Tommy: YEAH, FOR WHAT?
1648
00:52:38,117 --> 00:52:39,892
>> Mark: SO, WHAT... WHAT ARE
1649
00:52:40,092 --> 00:52:41,867
YOU DOING OVER HERE AT STACY'S?
1650
00:52:42,067 --> 00:52:43,067
>> Tommy: NOT MUCH.
1651
00:52:43,267 --> 00:52:45,133
YOU KNOW, JUST EARNING SOME
1652
00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:45,500
MONEY.
1653
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:47,633
I'M GONNA GO SWIMMING WITH STACY
1654
00:52:47,833 --> 00:52:48,133
IN A BIT.
1655
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,067
>> Mark: I SEE WHAT YOU'RE UP
1656
00:52:50,267 --> 00:52:50,600
TO, BUDDY.
1657
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:52,633
YOU REALLY THINK YOU'LL WIN HER
1658
00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:53,300
LIKE THAT?
1659
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:53,767
>> Tommy: HUH?
1660
00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:55,233
>> Mark: GETTING FRIENDLY WITH
1661
00:52:55,433 --> 00:52:56,700
STACY JUST TO GET CLOSE TO HER
1662
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:57,067
MOM?
1663
00:52:57,267 --> 00:52:58,433
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
1664
00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,067
>> Tommy: WELL, I-I DON'T... I
1665
00:53:00,267 --> 00:53:00,500
DON'T GET YOU.
1666
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:01,933
>> Mark: PLAYING DIRTY, HUH?
1667
00:53:02,133 --> 00:53:02,767
HEAVY COMPETITION, EH?
1668
00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:04,500
>> Tommy: WELL, APPARENTLY NOT
1669
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:05,600
AS HEAVY AS MY OTHER
1670
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,400
COMPETITION.
1671
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,200
>> Mark: OH, MAN!
1672
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,516
I'M GONNA SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE
1673
00:53:09,716 --> 00:53:10,833
THAT CHICKEN I SLAUGHTERED AT
1674
00:53:11,033 --> 00:53:11,333
THE NATIONAL
1675
00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:12,867
CHICKEN-SLAUGHTERING COMPETITION
1676
00:53:13,067 --> 00:53:15,333
BACK IN '04!
1677
00:53:15,533 --> 00:53:16,667
>> Tommy: WHATEVER YOU SAY,
1678
00:53:16,867 --> 00:53:16,867
BUDDY.
1679
00:53:17,067 --> 00:53:18,167
WELL, LISTEN, I GOT TO GET BACK,
1680
00:53:18,367 --> 00:53:19,433
TO, YOU KNOW, DO MY YARDWORK.
1681
00:53:19,633 --> 00:53:20,700
I GOT TO FINISH UP SOON, SO...
1682
00:53:20,900 --> 00:53:21,500
>> Mark: COOL, COOL.
1683
00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:22,100
WE HANGING LATER?
1684
00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:23,433
>> Tommy: OH, YEAH, MAN, YEAH.
1685
00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:23,867
DUDE, TOTALLY.
1686
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,100
>> Mark: ALL RIGHT, SWEET.
1687
00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:25,467
LATER, MAN.
1688
00:53:25,667 --> 00:53:26,733
>> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, LATER,
1689
00:53:26,933 --> 00:53:26,900
BUDDY.
1690
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:30,900
>> Mark: ALL RIGHT.
1691
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:45,533
>> Roland:
1692
00:53:45,733 --> 00:53:47,216
HUH? HUH?
1693
00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:48,700
OH, MAN.
1694
00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:50,067
>> Randall: HEY, YO, ROLAND!
1695
00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:50,733
YO, YOU IN THERE?
1696
00:53:51,567 --> 00:53:52,000
HURRY UP, MAN!
1697
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,267
I'M SQUEEZING MY CHEEKS OUT
1698
00:53:53,467 --> 00:53:53,367
HERE!
1699
00:53:53,567 --> 00:53:55,667
>> Roland: JUST A MINUTE!
1700
00:53:55,867 --> 00:53:57,467
>> Randall: YO, WHO THE FUCK IS
1701
00:53:57,667 --> 00:53:57,700
THIS?
1702
00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,050
>> Roland: RANDALL, IT'S ME.
1703
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,291
>> Randall: HEY, YO, HEY,
1704
00:54:00,491 --> 00:54:01,533
LISTEN, DAWG, LOOK, TAKE
1705
00:54:01,733 --> 00:54:02,267
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
1706
00:54:02,467 --> 00:54:03,767
JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS
1707
00:54:03,967 --> 00:54:04,233
OFF MY LITTLE BRO!
1708
00:54:04,433 --> 00:54:05,400
>> Roland: RANDALL, IT'S ME!
1709
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:05,867
IT'S YOUR BROTHER!
1710
00:54:06,067 --> 00:54:07,167
>> Randall: YO, DON'T TALK TO ME
1711
00:54:07,367 --> 00:54:08,317
LIKE YOU KNOW ME!
1712
00:54:08,517 --> 00:54:09,267
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
1713
00:54:09,467 --> 00:54:11,400
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM!
1714
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:11,967
>> Roland:
1715
00:54:12,167 --> 00:54:13,067
MAN, JUST GET IN HERE!
1716
00:54:13,267 --> 00:54:13,400
>> Randall: OH.
1717
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,733
OH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M COMING
1718
00:54:14,933 --> 00:54:16,633
UP IN THERE!
1719
00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,167
YO, ROLAND, YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?
1720
00:54:18,367 --> 00:54:18,867
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1721
00:54:19,067 --> 00:54:19,367
WHERE'D HE GO?
1722
00:54:19,567 --> 00:54:20,800
>> Roland: RANDALL, IT'S JUST
1723
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,233
ME.
1724
00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:23,800
>> Randall: WELL, WHAT THE FUCK?
1725
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,367
>> Roland: LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST
1726
00:54:25,567 --> 00:54:26,333
AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE.
1727
00:54:26,533 --> 00:54:27,833
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S
1728
00:54:28,033 --> 00:54:28,633
HAPPENING AROUND HERE.
1729
00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:30,066
>> Randall: WELL, AT LEAST NOW
1730
00:54:30,266 --> 00:54:31,500
YOU GOT A REASON TO ASK POPS FOR
1731
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:31,733
A RAZOR.
1732
00:54:31,933 --> 00:54:33,167
>> Roland: MAN, THAT'S THE LEAST
1733
00:54:33,367 --> 00:54:35,467
OF MY PROBLEMS.
1734
00:54:35,667 --> 00:54:37,933
>> Randall: GOD DAMN!
1735
00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:39,333
TRUST ME ROLAND, ALL RIGHT?
1736
00:54:39,533 --> 00:54:40,733
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO STAG TO A
1737
00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:40,967
DANCE.
1738
00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:42,317
NOW, I KNOW A LOT OF YOUR
1739
00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:43,592
FRIENDS THINK THAT'S A WAY OF
1740
00:54:43,792 --> 00:54:44,867
BEING COOL BY KEEPING YOUR
1741
00:54:45,067 --> 00:54:45,733
OPTIONS OPEN.
1742
00:54:45,933 --> 00:54:48,100
BUT LET ME TELL YOU, WOMEN WON'T
1743
00:54:48,300 --> 00:54:50,183
EVER WANT YOU UNTIL ANOTHER
1744
00:54:50,383 --> 00:54:52,008
WOMAN'S GOT YOU, YOU FEEL ME?
1745
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:53,754
>> Roland: I GUESS SO, BUT...
1746
00:54:53,954 --> 00:54:55,427
>> Randall: LOOK, IF YOU SHOW UP
1747
00:54:55,627 --> 00:54:57,100
WITH SOMEONE ELSE, YOU'RE JUST
1748
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:58,467
GONNA LOOK THAT MUCH MORE
1749
00:54:58,667 --> 00:54:59,567
UNATTAINABLE, BABY.
1750
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:02,583
LOOK, DRIVES 'EM FUCKIN' WILD.
1751
00:55:02,783 --> 00:55:04,900
I MEAN, BESIDES, YOUR BOY CAN
1752
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,267
GET YOU BITCHES.
1753
00:55:06,467 --> 00:55:06,933
BUT WOMEN?
1754
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:08,367
NO CAN DO, DAWG.
1755
00:55:08,567 --> 00:55:08,900
MNH-MNH.
1756
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:10,300
>> Roland: WHY NOT?
1757
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,100
>> Randall: DO NOT HAVE THE
1758
00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:12,467
ENERGY.
1759
00:55:12,667 --> 00:55:13,967
'CAUSE, SEE, WOMEN... WOMEN DIG
1760
00:55:14,167 --> 00:55:15,467
WHEN YOU RELATE TO SOMETHING
1761
00:55:15,667 --> 00:55:15,867
THEY LIKE.
1762
00:55:16,067 --> 00:55:17,717
YOU KNOW, LIKE CHICK CRAP...
1763
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:19,567
FLOWERS, DANCING, ALL THAT
1764
00:55:19,767 --> 00:55:20,900
ROMANTIC SHIT.
1765
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:22,167
THINK...
1766
00:55:22,367 --> 00:55:24,317
THINK... THINK WILL SMITH,
1767
00:55:24,517 --> 00:55:26,467
USHER... POLISHED, CLEAN,
1768
00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:27,000
TALENTED NIGGAS.
1769
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,316
YOU JUST GOT TO GET OUT THERE
1770
00:55:28,516 --> 00:55:29,633
AND EXPLORE YOUR FEMININE SIDE,
1771
00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:31,933
YO.
1772
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:34,567
>> Roland: WHICH SIDE IS THAT?
1773
00:55:34,767 --> 00:55:35,867
>> Randall:
1774
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:37,833
NO, MAN, I MEAN MENTALLY, OKAY?
1775
00:55:38,033 --> 00:55:39,533
YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE.
1776
00:55:39,733 --> 00:55:41,300
GIVE IT A TRY.
1777
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,450
IT MAY JUST WORK.
1778
00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:45,275
>> Roland: ALL RIGHT.
1779
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:47,171
[ INTRO TO THE O'JAYS'
1780
00:55:47,371 --> 00:55:49,067
"BACK STABBERS" PLAYS ]
1781
00:55:58,133 --> 00:55:59,433
>> Uncle Dick: COME ON, MEAT!
1782
00:55:59,633 --> 00:55:59,967
DO IT! DO IT!
1783
00:56:00,167 --> 00:56:01,067
>> Mark: NO, I CAN'T!
1784
00:56:01,267 --> 00:56:02,700
>> Uncle Dick: WHAT ARE YOU, A
1785
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:03,533
MAN OR A DOUCHEBAG?!
1786
00:56:03,733 --> 00:56:05,733
LET'S GO, LET'S GO! COME ON!
1787
00:56:15,900 --> 00:56:16,867
>> * WHAT THEY DO?
1788
00:56:17,067 --> 00:56:19,067
>> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE
1789
00:56:19,267 --> 00:56:19,867
>> * ALL THE TIME,
1790
00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:21,100
THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE *
1791
00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,166
* THE BACK STABBERS
1792
00:56:23,366 --> 00:56:25,033
>> * BACK STABBERS
1793
00:56:25,233 --> 00:56:26,533
>> Uncle Dick: LET'S GO, YOU
1794
00:56:26,733 --> 00:56:27,433
LITTLE PANTYWAIST!
1795
00:56:27,633 --> 00:56:27,767
COME ON!
1796
00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:28,633
>> Mark: I CAN'T!
1797
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,350
>> Uncle Dick: YES, YOU CAN!
1798
00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:32,067
COME ON, MARSHMALLOW BOY!
1799
00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:33,500
MOVE IT! FIVE MORE!
1800
00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:34,733
>> Mark: SHUT UP!
1801
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,083
>> Uncle Dick: LET'S DO IT!
1802
00:56:36,283 --> 00:56:37,433
>> *...YOU REALLY CARE
1803
00:56:37,633 --> 00:56:39,400
* YEAH, YEAH
1804
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,067
* THEN IT'S ALL OF YOU FELLAS
1805
00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:44,900
WHO BETTER BEWARE *
1806
00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:47,300
* YEAH, YEAH
1807
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,400
* SOMEBODY'S OUT
1808
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,300
TO GET YOUR LADY *
1809
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,583
* A FEW OF YOUR BUDDIES
1810
00:56:53,783 --> 00:56:55,458
* THEY SURE LOOK SHADY
1811
00:56:55,658 --> 00:56:57,133
* BLADES ARE LONG,
1812
00:56:57,333 --> 00:56:59,100
CLENCHED TIGHT IN THEIR FIST *
1813
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:01,067
>> Uncle Dick: COME ON, YOU
1814
00:57:01,267 --> 00:57:02,567
PATHETIC TUNA ROLL!
1815
00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:04,600
KICK THOSE TREE TRUNKS!
1816
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:06,966
YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S IT!
1817
00:57:07,166 --> 00:57:09,166
YEAH! WHOO-HOO-HOO!
1818
00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:10,783
>> * THE BACK STABBERS
1819
00:57:10,983 --> 00:57:12,625
>> * BACK STABBERS
1820
00:57:12,825 --> 00:57:14,346
>> * I KEEP GETTIN'
1821
00:57:14,546 --> 00:57:15,939
ALL THESE VISITS
1822
00:57:16,139 --> 00:57:17,333
FROM MY FRIENDS *
1823
00:57:17,533 --> 00:57:20,700
* YEAH, WHAT THEY DOIN' TO ME?
1824
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:23,583
* THEY COME TO MY HOUSE AGAIN
1825
00:57:23,783 --> 00:57:26,467
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN *
1826
00:57:26,667 --> 00:57:28,333
* YEAH
1827
00:57:28,533 --> 00:57:29,367
>> Uncle Dick: COME ON, YOU
1828
00:57:29,567 --> 00:57:30,200
LUMPY WUSS!
1829
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,250
GIVE ME FIVE! THAT'S IT!
1830
00:57:32,450 --> 00:57:34,175
THAT'S A SMOOTH RIDE!
1831
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,100
COME ON! TWO MORE!
1832
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:37,200
LET'S GO!
1833
00:57:38,467 --> 00:57:40,000
>> *...GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK
1834
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,033
* I WISH THEY'D TAKE SOME OF
1835
00:57:42,233 --> 00:57:44,067
THESE KNIVES OFF MY BACK *
1836
00:57:44,267 --> 00:57:45,133
>> * WHAT THEY DO?
1837
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:47,567
>> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE
1838
00:57:47,767 --> 00:57:48,133
>> * ALL THE TIME,
1839
00:57:48,333 --> 00:57:49,500
THEY WANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE *
1840
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,400
* THE BACK STABBERS
1841
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,300
>> * BACK STABBERS
1842
00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:55,167
>> * AHHH
1843
00:57:55,367 --> 00:57:59,900
* AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHH
1844
00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:03,650
* LOWDOWN
1845
00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:07,200
* DIRTY
1846
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,533
>> * WHAT THEY DO?
1847
00:58:08,733 --> 00:58:10,567
>> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE
1848
00:58:10,767 --> 00:58:12,450
>> * SMILIN' FACES
1849
00:58:12,650 --> 00:58:14,133
* SMILIN' FACES
1850
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:16,200
SOMETIMES TELL LIES *
1851
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:18,767
>> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE
1852
00:58:18,967 --> 00:58:20,733
>> * I DON'T NEED
1853
00:58:20,933 --> 00:58:23,566
LOW DOWN, DIRTY BASTARDS *
1854
00:58:23,766 --> 00:58:26,400
>> * THEY SMILIN' IN YOUR FACE
1855
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,200
>> * DA DA DA
1856
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,166
* DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
1857
00:58:30,366 --> 00:58:31,933
>> * BACK STABBERS
1858
00:58:32,133 --> 00:58:34,583
>> * MIGHT BE YOUR NEIGHBOR
1859
00:58:34,783 --> 00:58:37,233
* YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR,
1860
00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:39,733
YEAH *
1861
00:58:43,133 --> 00:58:45,067
>> Stacy: THANKS, MOM.
1862
00:58:51,133 --> 00:58:53,067
>> Stacy's Mom: STACY, WAIT!
1863
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,266
DON'T FORGET YOUR LUNCH.
1864
00:59:01,466 --> 00:59:02,333
>> Stacy: THANKS, MOM.
1865
00:59:02,533 --> 00:59:03,866
>> Stacy's Mom: SO, I WILL SEE
1866
00:59:04,066 --> 00:59:05,400
YOU RIGHT BACK HERE AT 3:00?
1867
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:06,933
OKAY, COOL.
1868
00:59:07,133 --> 00:59:08,200
>> Tommy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1869
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:08,967
ALL RIGHT.
1870
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,166
MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT... IF
1871
00:59:11,366 --> 00:59:12,133
BUSINESS KEEPS BOOMING, I'M
1872
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:13,567
GONNA HAVE TO HIRE ME SOME HELP.
1873
00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:14,167
>> Stacy's Mom: WOW.
1874
00:59:14,367 --> 00:59:15,433
SO, YOUR LITTLE BUSINESS IS
1875
00:59:15,633 --> 00:59:16,200
DOING WELL, HUH?
1876
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,133
>> Tommy: EH, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR
1877
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:19,433
ME TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT.
1878
00:59:19,633 --> 00:59:20,700
>> Stacy: BOY, TOMMY.
1879
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:21,767
I LOVE THAT IN A MAN.
1880
00:59:21,967 --> 00:59:23,400
>> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, VERY
1881
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:23,767
ADMIRABLE.
1882
00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:24,983
>> Tommy: YEAH, I THINK
1883
00:59:25,183 --> 00:59:26,291
ADMIRATION IS THE KEY TO A
1884
00:59:26,491 --> 00:59:27,400
WOMAN'S HEART, YOU KNOW?
1885
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,267
>> Roland: HELLO. GOOD MORNING.
1886
00:59:29,467 --> 00:59:30,500
BEAUTIFUL DAY, IS IT NOT?
1887
00:59:30,700 --> 00:59:32,367
>> Tommy: ROLAND, YOU'RE EARLY
1888
00:59:32,567 --> 00:59:33,000
TODAY, BUDDY.
1889
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,867
>> Roland: YEAH, I HAD A DREAM
1890
00:59:35,067 --> 00:59:35,400
LAST NIGHT.
1891
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,100
I HAD TO GET SOME FLOWERS FOR
1892
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:38,800
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I SAW
1893
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:39,133
TODAY.
1894
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:40,750
MY SEARCH...IS OVER.
1895
00:59:40,950 --> 00:59:42,167
>> Stacy's Mom: OH.
1896
00:59:42,367 --> 00:59:43,633
ROLAND, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
1897
00:59:43,833 --> 00:59:45,066
>> Roland: COME ON, LET'S FACE
1898
00:59:45,266 --> 00:59:46,500
IT... WHO'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN
1899
00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:46,667
YOU?
1900
00:59:46,867 --> 00:59:47,633
>> Stacy's Mom:
1901
00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:48,867
COME ON, THERE'S A LOT OF WOMEN
1902
00:59:49,067 --> 00:59:49,800
OUT THERE WHO ARE FAR MORE
1903
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:50,267
BEAUTIFUL THAN ME.
1904
00:59:50,467 --> 00:59:51,533
>> Mark: MORNING, MOST BEAUTIFUL
1905
00:59:51,733 --> 00:59:52,433
WOMAN ON EARTH.
1906
00:59:52,633 --> 00:59:53,866
>> Stacy: HEY, MARK.
1907
00:59:54,066 --> 00:59:55,183
>> Mark: HI, STACY.
1908
00:59:55,383 --> 00:59:56,300
HI, STACY'S MOM.
1909
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:58,100
>> Stacy's Mom: MORNING, MARK.
1910
00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,900
SO, UH, YOU JOGGING TO SCHOOL
1911
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:00,367
THESE DAYS?
1912
01:00:00,567 --> 01:00:01,967
>> Mark: OH, I JOG EVERYWHERE
1913
01:00:02,167 --> 01:00:02,400
THESE DAYS.
1914
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,000
YOU KNOW, KEEPS THE HEART RATE
1915
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:04,433
UP, CALORIES DOWN.
1916
01:00:04,633 --> 01:00:05,533
>> Stacy's Mom: WELL, THAT'S
1917
01:00:05,733 --> 01:00:05,900
GREAT, YOU KNOW?
1918
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,116
TAKES A LOT OF HARD WORK AND
1919
01:00:07,316 --> 01:00:08,424
DEDICATION TO STAY HEALTHY.
1920
01:00:08,624 --> 01:00:09,733
>> Mark: YEAH, WELL, IT WAS A
1921
01:00:09,933 --> 01:00:10,433
LOT OF HARD WORK.
1922
01:00:10,633 --> 01:00:11,867
>> Stacy: IT SHOWS, MARK.
1923
01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:12,533
IT REALLY DOES.
1924
01:00:12,733 --> 01:00:14,200
>> Stacy's Mom: WOW, LOOK AT YOU
1925
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,733
GUYS BECOMING MEN SO QUICKLY.
1926
01:00:15,933 --> 01:00:17,267
YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL BE VERY
1927
01:00:17,467 --> 01:00:18,167
PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
1928
01:00:18,367 --> 01:00:19,750
WELL, AND I SHOULD BE GOING, SO
1929
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,333
I WILL SEE YOU BACK HERE AT
1930
01:00:21,533 --> 01:00:21,667
3:00, YEAH?
1931
01:00:21,867 --> 01:00:22,433
>> Stacy: MM-HMM.
1932
01:00:22,633 --> 01:00:23,900
>> Stacy's Mom: OKAY. BYE, GUYS.
1933
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,600
>> Mark: BYE, STACY'S MOM.
1934
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:26,100
>> Roland: BYE.
1935
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:27,350
>> Tommy: SEE YOU, SWEETIE.
1936
01:00:27,550 --> 01:00:28,600
>> Stacy: HEY, WHERE HAS JUAN
1937
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:29,000
BEEN LATELY?
1938
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,200
>> Mark: UH, I DON'T KNOW.
1939
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,400
WE HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN HIM,
1940
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,367
EITHER.
1941
01:00:33,567 --> 01:00:35,067
[ INTRO TO JK's "GO BIG OR GO
1942
01:00:35,267 --> 01:00:37,000
HOME" PLAYS ]
1943
01:00:57,233 --> 01:00:58,400
>> * BREAK OUT THE TRUMPETS
1944
01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,733
AND POLISH THE CROWNS *
1945
01:00:59,933 --> 01:01:00,867
* ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET
1946
01:01:01,067 --> 01:01:02,567
'CAUSE THE KINGS ARE IN TOWN *
1947
01:01:02,767 --> 01:01:03,900
* GOT TO PRACTICE
1948
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,883
SOME LYRICS AND BEATS *
1949
01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:07,408
* TAKE IT FROM ME, "G"
1950
01:01:07,608 --> 01:01:08,733
* PEOPLE LININ' UP
1951
01:01:08,933 --> 01:01:10,233
JUST TO CATCH A GLIMPSE *
1952
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:11,700
* OF THE DROP-TOP CHEVY
1953
01:01:11,900 --> 01:01:13,167
FULL OF HOES AND PIMPS *
1954
01:01:13,367 --> 01:01:14,617
* ROLLIN' ON 20s
1955
01:01:14,817 --> 01:01:15,867
6 AND 10 DEEP *
1956
01:01:16,067 --> 01:01:16,933
* POLISHED ELDORADOS,
1957
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,633
YEAH, WE GOT A WHOLE FLEET *
1958
01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:19,433
* NEVER DISCREET,
1959
01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:21,167
WE GO BIG OR GO HOME *
1960
01:01:21,367 --> 01:01:22,067
* PLATINUM, ICE,
1961
01:01:22,267 --> 01:01:23,683
AND DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CHROME *
1962
01:01:23,883 --> 01:01:25,300
* NEVER SLEEP 'CAUSE YOU NEVER
1963
01:01:25,500 --> 01:01:26,400
KNOW WHO'S CREEPIN' *
1964
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,733
* NEVER SLEEP 'CAUSE IF YOU
1965
01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:28,966
SLEEP, THEN YOU'RE SLEEPIN' *
1966
01:01:29,166 --> 01:01:30,433
* YOU GOT TO WATCH YOUR BACK,
1967
01:01:30,633 --> 01:01:31,900
YOUR FRONT, AND BOTH SIDES *
1968
01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:33,067
* WHEN SHIT BLOWS UP,
1969
01:01:33,267 --> 01:01:34,400
YOU GLIDE *
1970
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:35,850
* TAKE IT FROM ME, "G"
1971
01:01:36,050 --> 01:01:37,100
* GO BIG OR GO HOME
1972
01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:39,833
* WE GO BIG, WE GO BIG...
1973
01:01:40,033 --> 01:01:42,567
>> Roland: YO, WHAT THE HELL?
1974
01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:42,967
WHAT THE...
1975
01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:44,283
>> Juan: YO, WHAT UP, DAWG?
1976
01:01:44,483 --> 01:01:45,425
>> Mark: WHAT THE
1977
01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:46,367
HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
1978
01:01:46,567 --> 01:01:47,833
>> Juan: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU
1979
01:01:48,033 --> 01:01:48,167
SAY TO ME?
1980
01:01:48,367 --> 01:01:49,500
>> Mark: NOTHING.
1981
01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:51,316
>> Juan: SO, DAWG, WHAT'S THIS I
1982
01:01:51,516 --> 01:01:53,133
HEAR ABOUT YOU TAKING FOOD OFF
1983
01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:53,467
MY TABLE?
1984
01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:54,267
>> Tommy: WHAT?
1985
01:01:54,467 --> 01:01:55,667
>> Juan: MOWING LAWNS NOW,
1986
01:01:55,867 --> 01:01:56,100
HOMEY, HUH?
1987
01:01:56,300 --> 01:01:57,600
TAKING BUSINESS AWAY FROM MY
1988
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:57,900
DAD, DAWG?
1989
01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,133
>> Stacy's Mom: JUAN, WHAT
1990
01:01:59,333 --> 01:01:59,633
HAPPENED TO YOU?
1991
01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,067
>> Juan: YOUR FINE ASS HAPPENED
1992
01:02:01,267 --> 01:02:01,533
TO ME, BABY GIRL.
1993
01:02:01,733 --> 01:02:02,700
>> Stacy's Mom: I'M SORRY.
1994
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:03,867
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME,
1995
01:02:04,067 --> 01:02:04,367
YOUNG MAN?
1996
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,300
>> Juan: OH...I...
1997
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:08,500
>> Stacy's Mom: TELL YOU WHAT,
1998
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:09,700
STACY... I'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE
1999
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:10,067
AT 3:00.
2000
01:02:10,267 --> 01:02:11,833
JUAN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO WATCH
2001
01:02:12,033 --> 01:02:12,467
YOUR ATTITUDE.
2002
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,167
I LIKED YOU A LOT BETTER AS A
2003
01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:14,633
GENTLEMAN.
2004
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,016
>> Stacy: YEAH, JUAN.
2005
01:02:16,216 --> 01:02:17,400
WHAT'S YOUR MALFUNCTION?
2006
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:17,633
GOD!
2007
01:02:17,833 --> 01:02:19,400
>> Roland: LET'S GET TO CLASS.
2008
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,167
>> Mark: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
2009
01:02:21,367 --> 01:02:24,467
>> Juan: OH.
2010
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,867
>> Frankie: THESE ARE COOKIES,
2011
01:02:29,067 --> 01:02:30,167
NOT CHICKEN CORDON BLEU.
2012
01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:33,333
THAT'S NEXT WEEK.
2013
01:02:33,533 --> 01:02:36,500
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
2014
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:36,867
NOT BAD.
2015
01:02:37,067 --> 01:02:38,067
I NEED A HAIR NET ON YOU.
2016
01:02:38,267 --> 01:02:40,117
I DON'T NEED NO PUBIC HAIRS IN
2017
01:02:40,317 --> 01:02:42,167
THE COOKIES, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
2018
01:02:42,367 --> 01:02:45,233
WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?
2019
01:02:46,133 --> 01:02:47,166
DISGUSTING!
2020
01:02:47,366 --> 01:02:48,133
WHAT HAPPENED?
2021
01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:48,900
WHAT'D YOU DO?
2022
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,133
WHAT, DID YOU WIPE YOUR BALL
2023
01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,367
SACK ON THE COOKIE SHEET?
2024
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:52,533
YOU FILTHY FUCK.
2025
01:02:52,733 --> 01:02:54,767
>> Roland: LADIES, TENDER,
2026
01:02:54,967 --> 01:02:56,783
JUICY, DELICIOUS.
2027
01:02:56,983 --> 01:02:58,800
JUST LIKE ALL Y'ALL.
2028
01:02:59,867 --> 01:03:00,500
>> Frankie: OHH!
2029
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:01,133
IT'S ROLAND.
2030
01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:02,733
ROLAND, WHATEVER YOU'RE COOKIN'
2031
01:03:02,933 --> 01:03:03,767
SMELLS FUCKIN' DELISH.
2032
01:03:03,967 --> 01:03:04,400
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
2033
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:05,816
>> Roland: WELL, FRANKIE, IT'S
2034
01:03:06,016 --> 01:03:07,658
A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO
2035
01:03:07,858 --> 01:03:09,500
CALL SPICY CRAWFISH AND SAUSAGE
2036
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:10,267
FETTUCCINE.
2037
01:03:10,467 --> 01:03:11,100
>> Frankie: DAMN!
2038
01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,367
SMELLS LIKE SOME GOOD SHIT
2039
01:03:12,567 --> 01:03:12,533
THERE.
2040
01:03:12,733 --> 01:03:13,800
LET ME GET A LITTLE NIBBLE.
2041
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,850
>> Roland: SORRY, FRANKIE, I'M
2042
01:03:17,050 --> 01:03:18,958
SAVING THIS FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL.
2043
01:03:19,158 --> 01:03:21,067
NAH, I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOU,
2044
01:03:21,267 --> 01:03:21,233
FRANKIE.
2045
01:03:21,433 --> 01:03:22,433
>> Frankie: YOU GOT ME, YOU
2046
01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:22,933
LITTLE COCKSUCKER.
2047
01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:24,100
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART
2048
01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:24,467
ATTACK THERE.
2049
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:25,633
LET ME GET A LITTLE TASTE.
2050
01:03:25,833 --> 01:03:30,067
WATCH OUT.
2051
01:03:30,267 --> 01:03:31,133
FUCKIN' TREMENDOUS.
2052
01:03:31,333 --> 01:03:32,850
IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN, I WOULD
2053
01:03:33,050 --> 01:03:34,567
HAVE HIRED YOU TO COOK FOR ME AT
2054
01:03:34,767 --> 01:03:34,867
HOME.
2055
01:03:35,067 --> 01:03:36,533
MY MOTHER... SHE CAN'T COOK LIKE
2056
01:03:36,733 --> 01:03:38,116
THIS... NOTHIN' BUT PURE SHIT.
2057
01:03:38,316 --> 01:03:39,700
HEY, YOU SEE RONDELL OR WHATEVER
2058
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:40,567
THE FUCK HIS NAME IS?
2059
01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:42,200
HE'S GOT THE HOT CHICKS 'CAUSE
2060
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:42,700
HE CAN COOK.
2061
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,083
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, MY FRIEND.
2062
01:03:44,283 --> 01:03:45,308
YOU'RE LIKE RICK JAMES IN '81.
2063
01:03:45,508 --> 01:03:46,504
>> Roland: MY NAME IS ROLAND.
2064
01:03:46,704 --> 01:03:47,700
>> Frankie: WHATEVER THE FUCK IT
2065
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:48,400
IS... WHAT DO YOU CARE?
2066
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,733
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO COOKIN'
2067
01:03:49,933 --> 01:03:50,167
HERE.
2068
01:03:50,967 --> 01:03:52,433
>> Roland: WHY WASN'T JUAN IN
2069
01:03:52,633 --> 01:03:52,700
THERE?
2070
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:54,316
>> Mark: KNOWING THE NEW HIM,
2071
01:03:54,516 --> 01:03:55,841
HE'S PROBABLY SCRATCHING UP SOME
2072
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,020
BATHROOM MIRROR OR SOMETHING.
2073
01:03:57,220 --> 01:03:58,060
>> Tommy: YEAH, SPEAKING OF
2074
01:03:58,260 --> 01:03:59,063
WHICH, I GOT TO HIT THE HEAD.
2075
01:03:59,263 --> 01:04:00,067
CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER.
2076
01:04:00,267 --> 01:04:00,767
>> Mark: ALL RIGHT, MAN.
2077
01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:02,300
SEE YOU IN CLASS.
2078
01:04:08,633 --> 01:04:10,067
>> Tommy: DUDE, JUAN, WHAT ARE
2079
01:04:10,267 --> 01:04:10,767
YOU DOING IN HERE?
2080
01:04:10,967 --> 01:04:12,150
>> Juan: I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY.
2081
01:04:12,350 --> 01:04:13,533
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM
2082
01:04:13,733 --> 01:04:13,867
ANYMORE.
2083
01:04:14,067 --> 01:04:15,400
>> Tommy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
2084
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:15,633
ABOUT?
2085
01:04:15,833 --> 01:04:17,250
YOU'RE YOU. YOU'RE JUAN.
2086
01:04:17,450 --> 01:04:18,867
>> Juan: WHO AM I KIDDING?
2087
01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:19,633
THIS ISN'T ME.
2088
01:04:19,833 --> 01:04:21,533
I'M THE NERDY MEXICAN KID WHO
2089
01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:22,567
CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN.
2090
01:04:22,767 --> 01:04:24,350
I'LL NEVER GET A GIRL, MAN.
2091
01:04:24,550 --> 01:04:26,108
>> Tommy: DUDE, YEAH, YOU WILL.
2092
01:04:26,308 --> 01:04:27,837
A-AND I PROMISE YOU, THAT GIRL
2093
01:04:28,037 --> 01:04:29,868
IS GONNA LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU
2094
01:04:30,068 --> 01:04:31,900
ARE, NOT WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO
2095
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:32,500
BE, ALL RIGHT?
2096
01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:34,167
YOU KNOW, IT'S... IT'S OKAY TO
2097
01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:35,183
MAKE IMPROVEMENTS.
2098
01:04:35,383 --> 01:04:36,000
I MEAN, THAT'S FINE.
2099
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,467
BUT DON'T CHANGE YOURSELF
2100
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:37,867
COMPLETELY.
2101
01:04:38,067 --> 01:04:39,250
MAN, THERE'S A REASON WE ALL
2102
01:04:39,450 --> 01:04:40,525
LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, AND
2103
01:04:40,725 --> 01:04:41,800
I'M ALWAYS GONNA WANT THAT
2104
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:42,500
REASON AROUND.
2105
01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,133
>> Juan: WELL, I'M JUST GONNA
2106
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:45,666
SIT HERE FOR A WHILE IF YOU
2107
01:04:45,866 --> 01:04:47,000
DON'T MIND ME BEING ALONE.
2108
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,933
>> Tommy: DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO,
2109
01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:50,867
MAN.
2110
01:05:10,967 --> 01:05:15,400
>> Juan:
2111
01:05:20,067 --> 01:05:20,917
HEY, TOMMY?
2112
01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:21,767
>> Tommy: YEAH?
2113
01:05:21,967 --> 01:05:23,200
>> Juan: THANKS, MAN.
2114
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:24,633
>> Tommy: NO PROBLEM, MAN.
2115
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:25,367
SEE YOU LATER.
2116
01:05:26,133 --> 01:05:27,067
>> Juan: ALL RIGHT.
2117
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,867
>> Juan:
2118
01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:35,250
>> Professor Wood: NOW, I KNOW
2119
01:05:35,450 --> 01:05:36,575
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING... THAT
2120
01:05:36,775 --> 01:05:37,904
THIS LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA'S OLD
2121
01:05:38,104 --> 01:05:39,233
BRACELET AND IT DOESN'T BELONG
2122
01:05:39,433 --> 01:05:40,367
UP THERE, RIGHT?
2123
01:05:40,567 --> 01:05:42,667
BUT TRUST ME... IF YOU GET THIS
2124
01:05:42,867 --> 01:05:44,967
LODGED UP IN THERE, IT ALLOWS
2125
01:05:45,167 --> 01:05:45,967
FOR ALL K...
2126
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:50,667
ALL RIGHT.
2127
01:05:50,867 --> 01:05:50,933
OH!
2128
01:05:51,133 --> 01:05:53,267
STUDENTS, DON'T FORGET THE DANCE
2129
01:05:53,467 --> 01:05:54,750
TOMORROW NIGHT.
2130
01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:56,233
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
2131
01:06:02,933 --> 01:06:04,100
WELL, HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
2132
01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,467
>> Tommy: THOSE VIDEOS DIDN'T
2133
01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:06,267
HELP US OUT TOO MUCH.
2134
01:06:06,467 --> 01:06:07,667
>> Professor Wood: REALLY?
2135
01:06:07,867 --> 01:06:08,467
WELL, I ENJOYED THEM.
2136
01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:10,100
OF COURSE, I GUESS IT WAS BETTER
2137
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:10,967
BEING ON THE SET.
2138
01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:12,567
>> Roland: THE LADIES AIN'T
2139
01:06:12,767 --> 01:06:12,933
BITING, MAN.
2140
01:06:13,133 --> 01:06:15,000
>> Professor Wood: COME ON, YOU
2141
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,316
GUYS ARE THE TALK OF THE SCHOOL.
2142
01:06:17,516 --> 01:06:19,191
I JUST HEARD TWO GIRLS GIGGLING
2143
01:06:19,391 --> 01:06:21,067
OVER YOU THREE IN THE HALLS.
2144
01:06:21,267 --> 01:06:21,867
>> Mark: GIGGLING?
2145
01:06:22,067 --> 01:06:23,533
>> Professor Wood: IT'S A GOOD
2146
01:06:23,733 --> 01:06:24,133
THING.
2147
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:26,400
LOOK, MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE
2148
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,867
SHOOTING TOO HIGH.
2149
01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:29,933
THERE'S PLENTY OF TERRIFIC YOUNG
2150
01:06:30,133 --> 01:06:31,167
WOMEN WHO'D GO FOR YOU.
2151
01:06:31,367 --> 01:06:32,983
>> Tommy: GIRLS... PLENTY OF
2152
01:06:33,183 --> 01:06:34,800
YOUNG GIRLS WE'RE NOT INTERESTED
2153
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:34,967
IN.
2154
01:06:35,167 --> 01:06:36,833
>> Professor Wood: WHO IS THIS
2155
01:06:37,033 --> 01:06:38,400
WONDER WOMAN?
2156
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,267
HER?
2157
01:06:40,467 --> 01:06:41,700
THIS IS WHO YOU'VE BEEN PINING
2158
01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:41,867
OVER?
2159
01:06:42,067 --> 01:06:42,933
>> Tommy: NOW YOU GET IT.
2160
01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,433
>> Professor Wood: MORE THAN YOU
2161
01:06:44,633 --> 01:06:44,667
KNOW.
2162
01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:46,300
YOU GUYS MIGHT BE BITING OFF
2163
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,333
MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW.
2164
01:06:47,533 --> 01:06:49,100
>> Roland: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
2165
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:49,533
ABOUT?
2166
01:06:49,733 --> 01:06:51,800
>> Professor Wood: GUYS, I KNOW
2167
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:51,900
HER.
2168
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,200
>> Mark: YEAH, EVERYONE KNOWS
2169
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:53,300
HER.
2170
01:06:53,500 --> 01:06:54,733
>> Professor Wood: THIS IS WHO'S
2171
01:06:54,933 --> 01:06:55,400
DATING VON BOB, RIGHT?
2172
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,616
>> Roland: YEAH, THE BASTARD.
2173
01:06:56,816 --> 01:06:57,841
HE'S PROBABLY SEEN HER NAKED.
2174
01:06:58,041 --> 01:06:59,067
>> Professor Wood: WELL, YEAH.
2175
01:06:59,267 --> 01:06:59,300
WHO HASN'T?
2176
01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:00,600
>> Tommy: YOU'RE NOT HELPING,
2177
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:00,733
WOOD.
2178
01:07:00,933 --> 01:07:01,900
>> Professor Wood: WELL, YOU
2179
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:02,983
JUST WANT TO SEE HER NAKED?
2180
01:07:03,183 --> 01:07:04,067
>> Mark: WELL, AMONG OTHER
2181
01:07:04,267 --> 01:07:04,200
THINGS.
2182
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:05,416
>> Professor Wood: DO YOU GUYS
2183
01:07:05,616 --> 01:07:06,824
CARE ABOUT THIS WOMAN AT ALL?
2184
01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,295
DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR HER?
2185
01:07:08,495 --> 01:07:09,847
OR IS THIS JUST YOUR PRIME PICK
2186
01:07:10,047 --> 01:07:11,357
FOR YOUR FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER?
2187
01:07:11,557 --> 01:07:12,867
>> Tommy: IT'S MUCH MORE THAN
2188
01:07:13,067 --> 01:07:13,100
THAT.
2189
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:15,250
>> Professor Wood: REALLY?
2190
01:07:15,450 --> 01:07:17,400
WHAT'S HER FAVORITE COLOR?
2191
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,200
HER FAVORITE FOOD?
2192
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,333
MOVIE?
2193
01:07:20,533 --> 01:07:21,267
BOOK?
2194
01:07:21,467 --> 01:07:22,633
DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
2195
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,467
HER AT ALL?
2196
01:07:24,667 --> 01:07:26,267
LOOK, IF THIS IS JUST AN
2197
01:07:26,467 --> 01:07:27,983
OPPORTUNITY TO SATISFY YOUR
2198
01:07:28,183 --> 01:07:29,700
HORMONAL URGES, I CAN HELP WITH
2199
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:29,933
THAT.
2200
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:31,700
SHE AND I HAVE WORKED TOGETHER.
2201
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:33,467
>> Tommy: WE DON'T NEED A LIFE
2202
01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:34,333
LESSON, HARRY.
2203
01:07:35,067 --> 01:07:36,300
WE JUST... WE NEED HER.
2204
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:36,633
WE WANT HER.
2205
01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:37,933
>> Professor Wood: THAT'S WHAT
2206
01:07:38,133 --> 01:07:38,867
I'M TRYING TO SAY, GUYS.
2207
01:07:39,067 --> 01:07:39,400
SHE'S A FORMER P...
2208
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:40,950
>> Roland: LOOK, MAN, IF YOU'RE
2209
01:07:41,150 --> 01:07:42,500
NOT GONNA HELP US, THEN WE'RE
2210
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:43,000
WALKING OFF.
2211
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,300
WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS.
2212
01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:45,533
WE GOT TO STOP VON BOB.
2213
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:46,567
>> Professor Wood: WHY?
2214
01:07:46,767 --> 01:07:47,967
VON BOB'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY
2215
01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:49,167
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM.
2216
01:07:49,367 --> 01:07:50,700
LOOK, JUST BE GRACIOUS LOSERS.
2217
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:51,300
>> Tommy: LOSERS?
2218
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,867
>> Professor Wood: OH, I DON'T
2219
01:07:53,067 --> 01:07:53,733
MEAN THAT YOU'RE LOSE...
2220
01:07:53,933 --> 01:07:55,166
>> Mark: WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
2221
01:07:55,366 --> 01:07:56,600
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, GUYS.
2222
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,900
>> Roland:
2223
01:07:59,067 --> 01:08:00,217
YOU WATCH IT, WOOD.
2224
01:08:00,417 --> 01:08:02,408
WE'LL PROVE YOU WRONG.
2225
01:08:02,608 --> 01:08:04,600
THE BETTER MAN WILL WIN.
2226
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:07,983
>> Stacy: HEY, GUYS.
2227
01:08:08,183 --> 01:08:09,267
>> Mark: HEY, WHAT'S UP?
2228
01:08:09,467 --> 01:08:11,200
>> Both: HEY.
2229
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:12,933
>> Stacy: DO...
2230
01:08:13,133 --> 01:08:14,300
DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE US TO
2231
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,233
THE DANCE TOMORROW?
2232
01:08:22,067 --> 01:08:23,967
>> Tommy: ALL I NEED IS THAT ONE
2233
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:24,400
MOMENT.
2234
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,500
I JUST NEED TO...
2235
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,700
>> Mark:...WHISK HER AWAY
2236
01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:26,867
AND...
2237
01:08:27,067 --> 01:08:28,433
>> Roland:...TELL HER HOW MUCH
2238
01:08:28,633 --> 01:08:29,067
SHE MEANS TO ME.
2239
01:08:29,267 --> 01:08:30,167
ONCE I GET MY CHANCE...
2240
01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:31,633
>> Tommy:...THAT ONE MOMENT
2241
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:32,883
ALONE, SHE'LL BE MINE.
2242
01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:34,291
>> Mark: SHE'LL BE MINE.
2243
01:08:34,491 --> 01:08:35,700
>> Roland: SHE'LL BE MINE.
2244
01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,767
>> Juan:
2245
01:08:37,967 --> 01:08:39,850
SHE'LL NEVER BE MINE.
2246
01:08:40,050 --> 01:08:41,608
[ LIGHT BULB SHATTERS,
2247
01:08:41,808 --> 01:08:43,167
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
2248
01:08:43,367 --> 01:08:46,300
>> * I SAW HER WHEN SHE WALKED
2249
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:50,067
INTO THE ROOM *
2250
01:08:50,267 --> 01:08:52,067
>> * UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH
2251
01:08:52,267 --> 01:08:52,533
>> * YO
2252
01:08:52,733 --> 01:08:54,250
>> * EVERYTHING ABOUT HER TOLD
2253
01:08:54,450 --> 01:08:55,967
ME THAT SHE'S GOT THE STYLE,
2254
01:08:56,167 --> 01:08:58,067
SHE'S GOT THE MOVES *
2255
01:08:58,267 --> 01:09:01,667
>> * YEAH, YEAH
2256
01:09:01,867 --> 01:09:03,633
>> * I LOVE THE WAY THAT
2257
01:09:03,833 --> 01:09:05,600
SHE SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT *
2258
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:06,733
>> * WHOA
2259
01:09:06,933 --> 01:09:07,933
>> * I LOVE THE WAY
2260
01:09:08,133 --> 01:09:10,267
SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME *
2261
01:09:10,467 --> 01:09:11,400
>> * WHOA
2262
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:13,016
>> * I LOVE THE WAY THAT
2263
01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:14,633
SHE SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT *
2264
01:09:14,833 --> 01:09:15,900
>> * WHOA
2265
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,633
>> * I LOVE THE WAY
2266
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,267
SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME *
2267
01:09:19,467 --> 01:09:22,250
>> * WHOA
2268
01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:25,458
>> * CRAZY
2269
01:09:25,658 --> 01:09:28,667
* CRAZY
2270
01:09:33,067 --> 01:09:34,333
>> * YO
2271
01:09:34,533 --> 01:09:38,300
>> * UNH, UNH, UNH, UNH
2272
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,167
>> Frankie: TELL SOMEBODY AND
2273
01:09:40,367 --> 01:09:41,433
I'LL SHOOT YOUR DOG.
2274
01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:42,733
>> *...SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT
2275
01:09:42,933 --> 01:09:44,000
>> * WHOA
2276
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:45,733
>> * I LOVE THE WAY
2277
01:09:45,933 --> 01:09:47,200
SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME *
2278
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,633
>> * WHOA
2279
01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:49,400
>> * I LOVE THE WAY...
2280
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,333
>> Mark: YOU CAN HAVE SOME.
2281
01:09:51,533 --> 01:09:52,333
>> THANKS.
2282
01:09:52,533 --> 01:09:55,533
ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY?
2283
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:58,067
>> Mark: NO, I'M FINE.
2284
01:09:58,267 --> 01:10:02,200
>> * CRAZY
2285
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,650
* CRAZY
2286
01:10:04,850 --> 01:10:06,900
>> * OHH
2287
01:10:07,100 --> 01:10:08,766
>> * I LOVE THE WAY THAT
2288
01:10:08,966 --> 01:10:10,633
SHE SHAKES IT, SHAKES IT *
2289
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:11,900
>> * WHOA
2290
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:13,667
>> * I LOVE THE WAY
2291
01:10:13,867 --> 01:10:16,200
SHE MAKES ME, MAKES ME... *
2292
01:10:18,733 --> 01:10:19,600
>> Stacy: OH, GOD.
2293
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:20,467
>> Tommy: WHAT?
2294
01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:21,967
>> Stacy: MY MOM'S HERE.
2295
01:10:22,167 --> 01:10:24,567
>> Tommy: SHE IS?
2296
01:10:24,767 --> 01:10:26,233
>> Stacy: SHE'S ALWAYS AROUND.
2297
01:10:26,433 --> 01:10:27,883
I CAN NEVER GET AWAY FROM HER.
2298
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:29,441
GUYS ARE ALWAYS HITTING ON HER,
2299
01:10:29,641 --> 01:10:31,000
PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO HER
2300
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:32,633
THAN ME.
2301
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:35,167
TOMMY, ARE YOU LISTENING?
2302
01:10:35,367 --> 01:10:36,367
>> Tommy: HUH? YEAH.
2303
01:10:36,567 --> 01:10:38,117
YEAH, I-I-I TOTALLY AGREE.
2304
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:39,867
I-I HATE MEXICANS, TOO.
2305
01:10:43,667 --> 01:10:44,367
OH, HEY.
2306
01:10:44,567 --> 01:10:45,900
THERE'S MY JUANY.
2307
01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,267
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK TO
2308
01:10:47,467 --> 01:10:47,467
NORMAL.
2309
01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:48,867
>> Juan: YEAH, IT'S GOOD TO BE
2310
01:10:49,067 --> 01:10:49,617
BACK TO NORMAL.
2311
01:10:49,817 --> 01:10:50,542
>> Stacy: HI, JUAN.
2312
01:10:50,742 --> 01:10:51,267
>> Juan: OH, HI, STACY.
2313
01:10:51,467 --> 01:10:52,733
LOOK, I'M SORRY I KIND OF...
2314
01:10:52,933 --> 01:10:53,733
>> Stacy: IT'S OKAY.
2315
01:10:53,933 --> 01:10:54,800
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
2316
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:55,667
WHERE'S YOUR DATE?
2317
01:10:55,867 --> 01:10:57,200
>> Juan: OH, I CAME ALONE.
2318
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,233
I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD WANT
2319
01:10:59,433 --> 01:11:00,333
TO HAVE COME WITH ME.
2320
01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:02,367
I'M JUST NOT MADE FOR A WOMAN, I
2321
01:11:02,567 --> 01:11:02,667
GUESS.
2322
01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:04,300
>> Tommy: NAH, YOU... YOU CAN
2323
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,933
DANCE WITH US IF YOU WANT.
2324
01:11:06,133 --> 01:11:07,883
>> Juan: NO, YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
2325
01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,633
I'M JUST GONNA...HANG OUT.
2326
01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,900
>> Tommy: ALL RIGHT, LATER, MAN.
2327
01:11:16,867 --> 01:11:18,867
>> I JUST...SEE YOU
2328
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:20,267
AROUND SCHOOL.
2329
01:11:20,467 --> 01:11:23,433
THE WAY YOU HANDLE YOURSELF...
2330
01:11:23,633 --> 01:11:24,900
IT'S HOT.
2331
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:27,667
YOU'RE A REAL MAN.
2332
01:11:27,867 --> 01:11:29,150
>> SO, UM, ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
2333
01:11:29,350 --> 01:11:30,433
>> Roland: YEAH
2334
01:11:30,633 --> 01:11:32,067
I'M REALLY ENJOYING BEING HERE
2335
01:11:32,267 --> 01:11:32,367
WITH YOU.
2336
01:11:32,567 --> 01:11:34,300
>> YEAH, SAME HERE.
2337
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,133
>> Stacy: SO, I HAVE SOMETHING I
2338
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:37,050
WANT TO TELL YOU.
2339
01:11:37,250 --> 01:11:37,767
>> Tommy: YEAH?
2340
01:11:37,967 --> 01:11:40,567
>> Stacy: THE THING IS...
2341
01:11:40,767 --> 01:11:41,200
I REALLY LIKE...
2342
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,867
>> Tommy: HEY, CAN YOU HOLD THAT
2343
01:11:43,067 --> 01:11:43,700
THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE?
2344
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:47,067
I JUST GOT TO GO OVER HERE.
2345
01:11:47,267 --> 01:11:48,067
>> Stacy:
2346
01:11:48,267 --> 01:11:50,200
...LIKE YOU A LOT.
2347
01:11:54,433 --> 01:11:56,400
>> Tommy: HI, STACY'S MOM...
2348
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:56,733
ALFRED.
2349
01:11:56,933 --> 01:11:58,367
>> Stacy's Mom: WELL, HELLO,
2350
01:11:58,567 --> 01:11:58,633
TOMMY.
2351
01:11:58,833 --> 01:11:59,900
DON'T YOU LOOK HANDSOME.
2352
01:12:00,100 --> 01:12:01,667
ARE YOU AND STACY HAVING A GOOD
2353
01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:01,867
TIME?
2354
01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:03,600
>> Tommy: YEAH, SHE JUST WENT TO
2355
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:04,200
THE REST ROOM.
2356
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,200
SO, DO YOU WANT TO... YOU WANT
2357
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:06,733
TO DANCE?
2358
01:12:06,933 --> 01:12:08,867
>> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, SURE.
2359
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,067
>> YOU KNOW, I'LL BE HONEST...
2360
01:12:17,267 --> 01:12:19,150
I'M A REAL WOMAN.
2361
01:12:19,350 --> 01:12:21,233
>> Mark: OH, YEAH?
2362
01:12:21,433 --> 01:12:22,867
>> OH, YEAH.
2363
01:12:23,067 --> 01:12:26,300
YEAH, I-I GO TO STARBUCKS.
2364
01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:28,033
>> Tommy: BEAUTIFUL NIGHT, HUH?
2365
01:12:28,233 --> 01:12:29,767
>> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, IT IS
2366
01:12:29,967 --> 01:12:33,467
BEAUTIFUL.
2367
01:12:33,667 --> 01:12:35,100
>> Tommy: HAIR'S GETTING IN YOUR
2368
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:35,633
FACE A LITTLE.
2369
01:12:35,833 --> 01:12:37,167
>> Stacy's Mom: OH, THANK YOU.
2370
01:12:37,367 --> 01:12:38,333
HMM.
2371
01:12:38,533 --> 01:12:40,133
>> Roland: EXCUSE ME, LATOYA.
2372
01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:41,766
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
2373
01:12:41,966 --> 01:12:43,733
>> I'LL BE WAITING.
2374
01:12:43,933 --> 01:12:45,700
>> Juan: * JUAN IS THE
2375
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:47,567
LONELIEST... *
2376
01:12:47,767 --> 01:12:49,500
OOH.
2377
01:12:55,533 --> 01:12:57,600
>> HI. I'M MARIA.
2378
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,767
>> Juan: HI. I'M JUAN.
2379
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,816
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
2380
01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:09,733
>> Juan: W-WHAT... Y-YEAH!
2381
01:13:09,933 --> 01:13:10,867
LET'S GO.
2382
01:13:11,067 --> 01:13:12,533
>> Tommy: SO, DO YOU BELIEVE IN
2383
01:13:12,733 --> 01:13:12,867
DESTINY?
2384
01:13:13,067 --> 01:13:15,233
>> Stacy's Mom: WHAT ARE YOU
2385
01:13:15,433 --> 01:13:16,500
ASKING ME, TOMMY?
2386
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:19,067
>> Tommy: LOOK, I GOT TO ADMIT
2387
01:13:19,267 --> 01:13:19,233
SOMETHING.
2388
01:13:19,433 --> 01:13:19,933
I THINK YOU ARE...
2389
01:13:20,133 --> 01:13:21,167
>> Roland: MIND IF I HAVE THIS
2390
01:13:21,367 --> 01:13:21,467
DANCE?
2391
01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:23,067
>> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, SURE,
2392
01:13:23,267 --> 01:13:23,367
ROLAND.
2393
01:13:23,567 --> 01:13:24,800
>> Roland: BEAUTIFUL NIGHT
2394
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,333
TONIGHT, HUH?
2395
01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:26,850
>> Stacy's Mom: YEAH, IN FACT,
2396
01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:28,367
TOMMY AND I WERE JUST TALKING
2397
01:13:28,567 --> 01:13:29,300
ABOUT THAT.
2398
01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:30,033
>> YEAH.
2399
01:13:30,233 --> 01:13:32,050
I ALSO HAVE MY OWN MAKEUP.
2400
01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,867
>> Mark: THAT'S GREAT.
2401
01:13:34,067 --> 01:13:37,367
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE?
2402
01:13:37,567 --> 01:13:38,167
>> Roland: I CAN THINK OF
2403
01:13:38,367 --> 01:13:39,617
SOMETHING EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL.
2404
01:13:39,817 --> 01:13:41,067
>> Stacy's Mom: ROLAND, DON'T.
2405
01:13:41,267 --> 01:13:42,433
>> Mark: EVENING, LOVELY.
2406
01:13:42,633 --> 01:13:43,200
MIND IF I TAKE OVER?
2407
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,416
>> Roland: PISS OFF, MARK!
2408
01:13:44,616 --> 01:13:45,433
>> Stacy's Mom: ROLAND!
2409
01:13:45,633 --> 01:13:47,067
>> Mark: PLEASE, ROLAND, SCAMPER
2410
01:13:47,267 --> 01:13:47,733
BACK DOWN TO FUBU.
2411
01:13:47,933 --> 01:13:49,233
LET A REAL MAN DANCE WITH HIS
2412
01:13:49,433 --> 01:13:49,467
WOMAN.
2413
01:13:49,667 --> 01:13:50,567
>> Stacy's Mom: "HIS WOMAN"?
2414
01:13:50,767 --> 01:13:51,650
>> Roland: EXCUSE ME, TUBS.
2415
01:13:51,850 --> 01:13:52,733
TWO ADULTS ARE TRYING TO DANCE
2416
01:13:52,933 --> 01:13:52,867
HERE.
2417
01:13:53,067 --> 01:13:53,633
>> Tommy: EXCUSE ME.
2418
01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:54,683
YOU INTERRUPTED A MOMENT.
2419
01:13:54,883 --> 01:13:55,733
>> Roland: WELL, COME BACK
2420
01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:55,867
LATER.
2421
01:13:56,067 --> 01:13:56,367
WE'RE BUSY.
2422
01:13:56,567 --> 01:13:57,333
>> Tommy: "WE'RE BUSY"?
2423
01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:58,700
DUDE, WHY WOULD SHE BE ATTRACTED
2424
01:13:58,900 --> 01:13:59,950
TO YO WHEN SHE COULD HAVE ME?
2425
01:14:00,150 --> 01:14:01,175
>> Mark: PLEASE, TOMMY, AT LEAST
2426
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:02,400
LET YOUR BALLS DROP BEFORE YOU
2427
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,067
START JUDGING MANHOOD.
2428
01:14:03,267 --> 01:14:04,267
>> Tommy: YEAH, WELL, LET YOUR
2429
01:14:04,467 --> 01:14:05,450
WEIGHT DROP BEFORE YOU THINK
2430
01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:06,633
THAT SHE'LL EVER BE ATTRACTED TO
2431
01:14:06,833 --> 01:14:06,867
YOU.
2432
01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,200
>> Stacy's Mom: GUYS, STOP
2433
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:08,967
ACTING LIKE CHILDREN.
2434
01:14:09,167 --> 01:14:10,433
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS
2435
01:14:10,633 --> 01:14:11,900
GOING ON HERE, BUT, CLEARLY, YOU
2436
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:12,367
ARE MISTAKEN.
2437
01:14:12,567 --> 01:14:14,533
>> *...WAITED SO LONG
2438
01:14:16,667 --> 01:14:19,333
>> Von Bob: UM, GOOD EVENING,
2439
01:14:19,533 --> 01:14:22,233
STUDENTS, PARENTS, AND FACULTY.
2440
01:14:22,433 --> 01:14:25,100
WELCOME TO, UH, NADLER JUNIOR
2441
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:27,967
HIGH'S NADDIE HAWKINS ANNUAL
2442
01:14:28,167 --> 01:14:28,367
BALL.
2443
01:14:28,567 --> 01:14:30,467
I-I DO HOPE THAT YOU'RE ALL
2444
01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:31,933
ENJOYING YOURSELVES.
2445
01:14:32,133 --> 01:14:32,867
MY NAME IS
2446
01:14:33,067 --> 01:14:35,250
PROFESSOR ALFRED VON BOB, AND
2447
01:14:35,450 --> 01:14:37,608
I'M THE MUSIC TEACHER HERE.
2448
01:14:37,808 --> 01:14:40,037
UM, ONE OF THE FIRST CLASSES
2449
01:14:40,237 --> 01:14:42,467
THAT I NORMALLY TEACH IS ON HOW
2450
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:46,133
TO AVOID STAGE FRIGHT,
2451
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:49,600
NERVOUSNESS, ANXIETY.
2452
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,866
AND, UM, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE
2453
01:14:53,066 --> 01:14:55,649
NERVOUS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
2454
01:14:55,849 --> 01:14:58,224
I'VE SPENT THE LAST SEVERAL
2455
01:14:58,424 --> 01:15:01,745
MONTHS WITH AN EXTRAORDINARY
2456
01:15:01,945 --> 01:15:05,267
WOMAN WHO CONTINUALLY AMAZES AND
2457
01:15:05,467 --> 01:15:06,133
INSPIRES ME.
2458
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:08,500
UM, ROBERTA, WOULD YOU COME UP
2459
01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:12,067
HERE, PLEASE?
2460
01:15:12,267 --> 01:15:15,783
>> Tommy: R-ROBERTA?
2461
01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:19,300
>> Von Bob: UM...
2462
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:21,667
I LOVE YOU, ROBERTA, WITH ALL MY
2463
01:15:21,867 --> 01:15:21,867
HEART.
2464
01:15:22,067 --> 01:15:23,367
>> Mark: WHAT THE HELL DOES HE
2465
01:15:23,567 --> 01:15:25,300
THINK HE'S DOING?
2466
01:15:29,100 --> 01:15:31,800
>> Von Bob: ROBERTA HUCKLESTON,
2467
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,966
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
2468
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,933
>> Stacy's Mom: YES.
2469
01:15:36,133 --> 01:15:38,767
YES, OF COURSE, I'LL MARRY YOU!
2470
01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:40,700
>> All: WHAT?!
2471
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,233
>> Tommy:
2472
01:15:46,433 --> 01:15:47,950
I MEAN...CONGRATULATIONS.
2473
01:15:48,150 --> 01:15:49,667
>> Mark: YEAH, MAZEL TOV.
2474
01:15:49,867 --> 01:15:50,900
>> Roland: MM-HMM.
2475
01:15:51,100 --> 01:15:54,200
>> Von Bob:
2476
01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,300
>> DAMN GRINGOS... ALWAYS CRYING
2477
01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,167
ABOUT SOMETHING.
2478
01:15:57,367 --> 01:15:59,067
UH, MARIA, I'LL BE BACK IN A
2479
01:15:59,267 --> 01:16:01,233
SEC.
2480
01:16:01,433 --> 01:16:03,567
>> Stacy's Mom:
2481
01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:07,067
>> Von Bob:
2482
01:16:10,267 --> 01:16:12,967
>> Mark:
2483
01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:14,917
>> Juan: HEY, GUYS.
2484
01:16:15,117 --> 01:16:16,667
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
2485
01:16:16,867 --> 01:16:18,367
>> Tommy: I GUESS THE BETTER MAN
2486
01:16:18,567 --> 01:16:18,533
WON.
2487
01:16:18,733 --> 01:16:19,866
>> Juan: I DON'T THINK HE'S
2488
01:16:20,066 --> 01:16:21,000
BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU.
2489
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:22,733
I JUST THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN
2490
01:16:22,933 --> 01:16:24,467
A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR ALL OF US,
2491
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:25,033
THAT'S ALL.
2492
01:16:25,233 --> 01:16:26,700
>> Roland: YEAH, I GUESS.
2493
01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:28,367
>> Mark: STUPID MUSIC TEACHER
2494
01:16:28,567 --> 01:16:35,467
AND HIS STUPID MUSIC.
2495
01:16:35,667 --> 01:16:37,267
>> Professor Wood: HELLO, BOYS.
2496
01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:39,067
I'M GUESSING TONIGHT DIDN'T TURN
2497
01:16:39,267 --> 01:16:40,400
OUT THE WAY YOU MIGHT HAVE
2498
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,133
EXPECTED IT TO.
2499
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,967
>> Tommy: HARRY, WHY DOES THIS
2500
01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:43,633
SUCK SO MUCH?
2501
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,467
>> Professor Wood: LOVE HURTS,
2502
01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:47,100
MAN... NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
2503
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:49,733
BUT TRUTHFULLY, YOU GUYS SHOULD
2504
01:16:49,933 --> 01:16:51,583
BE REALLY HAPPY FOR HER.
2505
01:16:51,783 --> 01:16:53,408
HE'S A REALLY NICE GUY.
2506
01:16:53,608 --> 01:16:55,233
>> Roland: GOOD FOR HER.
2507
01:16:55,433 --> 01:16:55,933
I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY.
2508
01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:57,366
>> Professor Wood: HEY, COME ON.
2509
01:16:57,566 --> 01:16:58,716
THIS ISN'T GONNA HURT FOREVER.
2510
01:16:58,916 --> 01:17:00,408
>> Mark: FEELS LIKE IT WILL.
2511
01:17:00,608 --> 01:17:02,237
>> Professor Wood: WELL, I JUST
2512
01:17:02,437 --> 01:17:04,067
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING THAT'LL
2513
01:17:04,267 --> 01:17:06,500
CHEER YOU BOYS UP.
2514
01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,600
I TRIED TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE.
2515
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:12,833
>> Tommy: YEAH, MARK DOESN'T
2516
01:17:13,033 --> 01:17:14,067
HAVE HER, ROLAND DOESN'T HAVE
2517
01:17:14,267 --> 01:17:14,767
HER, I DON'T HAVE HER.
2518
01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:16,200
>> Juan: HEY, WELL I DON'T HAVE
2519
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:16,567
HER, EITHER.
2520
01:17:16,767 --> 01:17:17,967
>> Tommy: SEE, NONE OF US HAVE
2521
01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:18,067
HER.
2522
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:19,533
>> Professor Wood: WELL, THAT'S
2523
01:17:19,733 --> 01:17:20,233
NOT NECESSARILY TRUE.
2524
01:17:20,433 --> 01:17:21,900
>> Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
2525
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:24,916
>> Professor Wood: WELL, NOW YOU
2526
01:17:25,116 --> 01:17:27,933
CAN HAVE HER ANYTIME YOU WANT.
2527
01:17:28,133 --> 01:17:28,833
>> Mark: OH!
2528
01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,150
>> Tommy: OH, MY GOD!
2529
01:17:31,350 --> 01:17:32,600
>> Roland:
2530
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,733
>> Mark: YOU'VE GOT TO BE
2531
01:17:33,933 --> 01:17:34,500
KIDDING ME.
2532
01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:35,216
>> Tommy: OHH.
2533
01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:35,733
>> Juan: AH.
2534
01:17:35,933 --> 01:17:37,367
>> Tommy: OH, DUDE, WHY DID YOU
2535
01:17:37,567 --> 01:17:38,133
NOT TELL US SOONER?
2536
01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,550
>> Professor Wood: I TRIED TO
2537
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:40,967
TELL YOU, BUT YOU WEREN'T
2538
01:17:41,167 --> 01:17:41,400
LISTENING!
2539
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:42,983
NOW, GUYS, YOU GOT TO DO ME A
2540
01:17:43,183 --> 01:17:44,567
FAVOR AND YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY
2541
01:17:44,767 --> 01:17:45,367
WHERE YOU GOT THESE, OKAY?
2542
01:17:45,567 --> 01:17:45,967
>> Juan: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
2543
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,033
>> Mark: JUST LET ME SMELL THEM.
2544
01:17:47,233 --> 01:17:48,100
>> Professor Wood:
2545
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:48,200
ENJOY.
2546
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:48,700
>> Juan: OKAY.
2547
01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:49,867
>> Professor Wood: I'LL SEE YOU
2548
01:17:50,067 --> 01:17:50,200
BACK AT THE GYM.
2549
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:51,333
>> Mark: IT'S LIKE A BIG ROSE.
2550
01:17:51,533 --> 01:17:51,767
>> Juan: ALL RIGHT.
2551
01:17:51,967 --> 01:17:57,633
>> Tommy: PROFESSOR WOOD!
2552
01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:58,333
THANKS.
2553
01:17:58,533 --> 01:18:01,167
YOU KNOW, IN THE WEIRDEST WAY,
2554
01:18:01,367 --> 01:18:01,600
THANKS.
2555
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,300
>> Professor Wood: NOT A
2556
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:03,767
PROBLEM.
2557
01:18:03,967 --> 01:18:05,683
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
2558
01:18:05,883 --> 01:18:07,575
BUT I WAS YOUR AGE ONCE, AND I
2559
01:18:07,775 --> 01:18:09,521
REMEMBER HOW BAD IT FELT NOT TO
2560
01:18:09,721 --> 01:18:11,467
GET A BROAD YOU REALLY WANTED TO
2561
01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:11,867
GET.
2562
01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:14,100
BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH
2563
01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:14,967
THIS, AND YOU KNOW HOW?
2564
01:18:15,167 --> 01:18:15,517
>> Juan: HOW?
2565
01:18:15,717 --> 01:18:15,867
>> Mark: HOW?
2566
01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:18,400
>> Professor Wood: WITH THE
2567
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,933
HELP OF OLD ROGER AND LOUIE.
2568
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,500
I'LL BE SEEING YOU.
2569
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,300
>> Tommy: YEAH.
2570
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,433
>> Mark: [ WHISPERING
2571
01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:24,900
INDISTINCTLY ]
2572
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:27,067
>> Roland: THANK YOU.
2573
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:32,633
>> Mark: OH, MAN, THAT WAS A
2574
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:32,867
GOOD ONE.
2575
01:18:33,067 --> 01:18:33,467
>> Tommy: YEAH.
2576
01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:34,300
>> Mark:
2577
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:34,933
>> Tommy: OOH!
2578
01:18:35,133 --> 01:18:36,133
>> Roland: GOOD ONE, JUAN.
2579
01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:36,766
PASS IT HERE.
2580
01:18:36,966 --> 01:18:37,200
>> Juan: THANKS.
2581
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:38,500
SO, ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO THE
2582
01:18:38,700 --> 01:18:38,867
WEDDING?
2583
01:18:39,067 --> 01:18:40,367
>> Mark: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS.
2584
01:18:40,567 --> 01:18:41,517
>> Tommy: YOU KNOW, I WAS
2585
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:42,725
KIND OF THINKING ABOUT IT.
2586
01:18:42,925 --> 01:18:43,996
STACY WANTS US TO COME, SO...
2587
01:18:44,196 --> 01:18:45,267
>> Roland: YEAH, THE RECEPTION
2588
01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:46,367
SHOULD BE KIND OF FUN.
2589
01:18:46,567 --> 01:18:47,467
THERE'LL BE CAKE AND SHIT.
2590
01:18:47,667 --> 01:18:48,633
MARK, YOU SHOULD GO.
2591
01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:49,600
>> Mark: CAKE, HUH?
2592
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,467
>> Roland: SO, ANY OF YOU GUYS
2593
01:18:51,667 --> 01:18:52,667
GONNA TRY TO GET A DATE?
2594
01:18:52,867 --> 01:18:54,467
>> Tommy: UH, YOU KNOW, I WAS
2595
01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:56,067
THINKING ABOUT ASKING STACY.
2596
01:18:56,267 --> 01:18:57,567
>> Mark: DUDE, MAN, YOU SHOULD.
2597
01:18:57,767 --> 01:18:58,967
I MEAN, SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
2598
01:18:59,167 --> 01:19:00,367
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER, YOU
2599
01:19:00,567 --> 01:19:02,133
SICK BASTARD.
2600
01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:03,816
>> Tommy: YOU GUYS, UM...
2601
01:19:04,016 --> 01:19:05,500
YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE HER LIKE
2602
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:06,033
THAT, RIGHT?
2603
01:19:06,233 --> 01:19:06,933
>> Mark: WHO, STACY?
2604
01:19:07,133 --> 01:19:08,116
NO, MAN, YOU CAN GO FOR IT.
2605
01:19:08,316 --> 01:19:09,241
>> Roland: YEAH, MAN, NO
2606
01:19:09,441 --> 01:19:10,167
COMPETITION ON THIS END.
2607
01:19:10,367 --> 01:19:11,633
>> Juan: SO, YOU GUYS WANT ME TO
2608
01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:12,600
SEE IF MARIA HAS ANY CUTE
2609
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:13,567
FRIENDS FOR YOU GUYS?
2610
01:19:13,767 --> 01:19:14,033
>> Mark: YEAH.
2611
01:19:14,233 --> 01:19:15,433
>> Roland: YEAH, MAN, CHECK IT
2612
01:19:15,633 --> 01:19:16,900
OUT.
2613
01:19:17,100 --> 01:19:19,067
>> Tommy: IT'S GETTING KIND OF,
2614
01:19:19,267 --> 01:19:19,767
UH, DARK OUT.
2615
01:19:19,967 --> 01:19:20,917
GO BACK TO MY PLACE?
2616
01:19:21,117 --> 01:19:21,908
>> Roland: HELL, YEAH.
2617
01:19:22,108 --> 01:19:22,900
>> Mark: YEAH, I'M DOWN.
2618
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:23,667
>> Tommy: OKAY.
2619
01:19:23,867 --> 01:19:25,133
HEY, JUAN, HOW ABOUT YOU?
2620
01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:26,916
>> Juan: I'D LOVE TO, GUYS, BUT
2621
01:19:27,116 --> 01:19:28,700
I'M HAVING DINNER WITH MARIA AND
2622
01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:29,733
HER FAMILY.
2623
01:19:29,933 --> 01:19:30,567
>> Mark: AGAIN?
2624
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:31,883
>> Tommy: DUDE, OKAY, THERE'S
2625
01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:33,175
BEEN A LOT OF TALK, AND WE THINK
2626
01:19:33,375 --> 01:19:34,467
YOU'RE SPENDING A LITTLE BIT TOO
2627
01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:35,433
MUCH TIME WITH THAT CHICK.
2628
01:19:35,633 --> 01:19:35,867
>> Juan: YEAH?
2629
01:19:36,067 --> 01:19:37,200
>> Roland: YEAH, MAN, IT'S BEEN
2630
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:37,667
LIKE TWO WEEKS.
2631
01:19:37,867 --> 01:19:38,867
THIS IS LIKE MY THIRD TIME
2632
01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:39,333
SEEING YOUR ASS?
2633
01:19:39,533 --> 01:19:41,667
MAN, BROS BEFORE HOES.
2634
01:19:41,867 --> 01:19:43,600
BROS BEFORE HOES.
2635
01:20:00,567 --> 01:20:02,067
[ INTRO TO THE COOL BLOUDINI'S
2636
01:20:02,267 --> 01:20:04,000
"CONNECTION" PLAYS ]
2637
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,567
>> * I MET HER ONE DAY WHEN WE
2638
01:20:17,767 --> 01:20:22,700
CAUGHT EACH OTHER'S EYE *
2639
01:20:22,900 --> 01:20:26,083
* SHE TURNED AROUND AND LOOKED
2640
01:20:26,283 --> 01:20:29,467
AT ME, COMPLETELY MYSTIFIED *
2641
01:20:29,667 --> 01:20:30,900
>> * SHE SAID
2642
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,400
>> * DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM
2643
01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,167
SOMEWHERE? *
2644
01:20:34,367 --> 01:20:37,500
* MAYBE THE 20th CENTURY?
2645
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:39,583
* IT SOUNDED CRAZY
2646
01:20:39,783 --> 01:20:41,467
WHEN SHE SAID IT *
2647
01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:45,633
* I CAN'T SEEM TO FORGET IT
2648
01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:49,333
* SHE PUSHED A BUTTON
2649
01:20:49,533 --> 01:20:52,033
DEEP INSIDE OF ME *
2650
01:20:52,233 --> 01:20:54,533
* HERE SHE COMES
2651
01:20:54,733 --> 01:20:57,050
* MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION
2652
01:20:57,250 --> 01:20:59,375
* I THINK WE'RE GONNA
2653
01:20:59,575 --> 01:21:01,500
MAKE A CONNECTION *
2654
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:04,783
* IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2655
01:21:04,983 --> 01:21:08,067
>> * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2656
01:21:08,267 --> 01:21:09,600
>> * NOW I'M TAKIN'
2657
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:11,867
THE LONG WAY *
2658
01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:15,317
* I WANNA RUN INTO HER AGAIN
2659
01:21:15,517 --> 01:21:18,008
* I WANNA GET ON HER "A" LIST
2660
01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:20,700
* TAKE THE VELVET ROPE DOWN
2661
01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:22,266
AND LET ME IN *
2662
01:21:22,466 --> 01:21:23,633
* BUT SHE'S GOT
2663
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,966
EMOTIONAL BOUNCERS *
2664
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:28,100
* A BIG GOON STANDIN'
2665
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:30,367
AT THE DOOR TO HER HEART *
2666
01:21:30,567 --> 01:21:32,217
* I'LL TAKE HIM OUT
2667
01:21:32,417 --> 01:21:33,867
RIGHT AT THE KNEES *
2668
01:21:34,067 --> 01:21:36,917
* AND HAUL HIM AWAY IN A CART
2669
01:21:37,117 --> 01:21:39,967
* I'LL BE PATIENT, SAY PLEASE,
2670
01:21:40,167 --> 01:21:41,333
DOWN ON MY KNEES *
2671
01:21:41,533 --> 01:21:43,366
* WHEN SHE LETS ME
2672
01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:45,233
INTO HER HEART *
2673
01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:46,900
* HERE SHE COMES
2674
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:49,400
* MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION
2675
01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:51,733
* I THINK WE'RE GONNA
2676
01:21:51,933 --> 01:21:53,867
MAKE A CONNECTION *
2677
01:21:54,067 --> 01:21:57,467
* IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2678
01:21:57,667 --> 01:22:00,533
>> * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2679
01:22:00,733 --> 01:22:03,600
>> * I KNOW THE DAY WILL COME
2680
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:05,300
WHEN WE'LL LOOK BACK *
2681
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:08,700
* AND LAUGH AT ALL THE GAMES WE
2682
01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:10,883
PLAYED AND LOVE WE MADE *
2683
01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,067
* TILL WE BROKE THROUGH
2684
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:13,200
AT LAST *
2685
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:18,100
>> * IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2686
01:22:18,300 --> 01:22:22,767
* SHE SAID
2687
01:22:22,967 --> 01:22:24,733
>> * HERE SHE COMES
2688
01:22:24,933 --> 01:22:27,166
* MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION
2689
01:22:27,366 --> 01:22:29,416
* I THINK WE'RE GONNA
2690
01:22:29,616 --> 01:22:31,467
MAKE A CONNECTION *
2691
01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:37,933
* IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2692
01:22:38,133 --> 01:22:39,667
* HERE SHE COMES
2693
01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:42,150
* MOVIN' IN MY DIRECTION
2694
01:22:42,350 --> 01:22:44,408
* I THINK WE'RE GONNA
2695
01:22:44,608 --> 01:22:46,467
MAKE A CONNECTION *
2696
01:22:46,667 --> 01:22:53,833
* IF WE GIVE IT SOME TIME
2697
01:23:19,267 --> 01:23:20,450
>> * LET ME HELP YOU OUT
2698
01:23:20,650 --> 01:23:21,841
WITH THAT SUNTAN OIL *
2699
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,387
* LOOKIN' SO HOT, GIRL
2700
01:23:23,587 --> 01:23:24,933
* GONNA MAKE MY BLOOD BOIL
2701
01:23:25,133 --> 01:23:25,733
* NEVER SEEN A GIRL
2702
01:23:25,933 --> 01:23:27,233
WHO LOOKED SO DAMN FINE *
2703
01:23:27,433 --> 01:23:28,733
* SHE CAN STOP, DROP, AND ROLL
2704
01:23:28,933 --> 01:23:30,700
ON A DIME *
2705
01:23:30,900 --> 01:23:33,867
* I THINK ABOUT YOU
2706
01:23:34,067 --> 01:23:36,633
* EVERY DAY
2707
01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:39,067
* ONLY YOU COULD
2708
01:23:39,267 --> 01:23:41,067
* MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY
2709
01:23:41,267 --> 01:23:43,150
* YOU'VE GOT ME
2710
01:23:43,350 --> 01:23:45,033
>> * FIRED UP
2711
01:23:45,233 --> 01:23:46,200
>> * THE FLAMES ARE
2712
01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:47,367
BURNIN' HIGHER *
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