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I'm, uh... 14 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,516 - Keeya, I'm sorry. - Are you in danger? 15 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,394 No, not at all. 16 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,897 Okay, then why don't I come back? 17 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:29,609 Not yet, okay? I have to go. 18 00:02:29,692 --> 00:02:30,985 Hey, you know, babe, we both lost our jobs. 19 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:33,779 And I... I appreciate 20 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:34,947 you taking this work for a couple months 21 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:37,909 to get us back on our feet, even though you didn't want to. 22 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:42,121 But right now... it seems like you're choosing this. 23 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:43,915 I'm not. 24 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:46,250 But I really do have to go work. 25 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,740 A year ago, Alan Kupperberg, 26 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,450 the billionaire CEO of Waresoft, 27 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,745 and pop singer Vandalia perished in a plane crash. 28 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,163 During their autopsies, 29 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,249 small insect-like winged creatures, 30 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,086 presumably extraterrestrial, were found in their skulls. 31 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,505 This is when we first became aware of the butterflies. 32 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:35,049 - - CLEMSON MURN: Since then, we've found the creatures 33 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:37,843 in a handful of high-profile politicians, celebrities... 34 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,887 ...and titans of industry. 35 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:42,556 They enter the human body through one of its orifices 36 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,016 and burrow through to the brain... 37 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:44,850 ...where they then are in control of the body. 38 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:47,103 They go through the butt? 39 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,146 I think that's just some, uh... 40 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,732 creativity on the part of whomever did the animation. 41 00:03:51,816 --> 00:03:54,944 The butt is an orifice, okay? 42 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,445 That means they'd have to crawl through poop. 43 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,864 Just 'cause they're aliens doesn't make them gross. 44 00:03:58,948 --> 00:04:00,199 Bigotry. 45 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,201 Superman's an alien. He's got a poop fetish. 46 00:04:02,284 --> 00:04:02,827 - What? - Get the fuck out of here. 47 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,912 Oh, yeah. 48 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:07,873 He uber-liebes the old scheisse, as I understand it. 49 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:09,333 Where do you get this nonsense? 50 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,294 - Google. - Well, it's not true. 51 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:16,048 You know more than Google? Well, congratulations. 52 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:18,050 The butterflies' unique genetic structure 53 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:20,219 and chemistry interact with the hosts' bodies, 54 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,722 giving them strength far beyond that of a human being. 55 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:24,056 And what's the chimp for? 56 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,809 Chimpanzees have four times the strength of human beings, 57 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,102 so they're both strong. 58 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:30,271 Yeah, and we're supposed to get that 59 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:31,689 just by looking at this, Dye-Beard? 60 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,691 I thought that man and the chimp were friends. 61 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,276 I was thinking they were about to go on an adventure together. 62 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:40,740 This viscous amber fluid has been found on the premises 63 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,283 of all the dead butterflies. 64 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,910 Lab studies show the fluid's genetic structure 65 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:47,455 is dissimilar to anything on this planet. 66 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:51,083 The fluid seems to be the butterflies' only food source. 67 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,710 Which makes what Leota discovered last night 68 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,545 potentially significant. 69 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,423 This was on the bulletin board in the Goff home. 70 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,675 Leota noticed that this is also 71 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:02,470 where Annie Sturphausen was employed. 72 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,224 You fucking suck at PowerPoint, Dye-Beard! 73 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,143 Yeah, well, you can do it next time. 74 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,269 It's not like I enjoy doing this. 75 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,938 Yeah, you do! It's amazing, 76 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,399 the incredible amount of time you put into this presentation, 77 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,318 and how incredibly shitty it still is! 78 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:19,111 Okay, Peacemaker, shut up. 79 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:22,031 Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison. 80 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,908 Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck? 81 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,785 Because I couldn't think of anybody else... 82 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,078 What about Ariana Grande, or Drake? 83 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:30,289 - What? - Brad Pitt, or Payne Stewart, 84 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:32,625 or Doug the Pug? Khloe Kardashian, 85 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,961 the Red Tiger from Voltron, Fran Tarkenton, 86 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:39,006 - Joe Montana, Joe Mantegna... - What the fuck? 87 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:42,927 ...Eddie Murphy, Michael Jordan, Michael B. Jordan, BTS? 88 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,930 - Eugene Levy? John Lovitz? - Fuck, dude, half... 89 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:46,972 Shut the fuck up and listen, man. 90 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,390 I'm giving you a list of people you could've done. 91 00:05:48,474 --> 00:05:52,353 Danny DeVito, Will Ferrell, Howard Stern, 92 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,313 Baba Booey, Robin Ophelia Quivers, 93 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,817 Alice Cooper, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne. 94 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:01,070 Bill Cosby, he just got out, he's got time on his hands! 95 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,321 Amy Winehouse... 96 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,657 Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead! 97 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,493 Optimus Prime, Shipwreck, Cobra Commander, 98 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,579 the fucking cunts from Riverdale! 99 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:13,499 All right, next time I fucking have to frame somebody, 100 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,042 it'll be one of all those 101 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:16,502 fucking thousands of people you just mentioned. 102 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:21,257 - Yeah, tell that to my dad. - Peacemaker, shut the fuck up! 103 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,175 Do you all want to be here till tomorrow? 104 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,097 Do you have cable? 105 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,516 So, I don't want to stay here overnight if there's no cable. 106 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:33,686 - It was a rhetorical question. - Fargo's on tonight. 107 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,020 Oh, okay. 108 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:38,023 Well then, I change my answer to just ignoring the question. 109 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,108 Not another word. 110 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,865 The point is... the raw amber fluid is potentially 111 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:48,868 processed and bottled at Glan Tai Bottling Company. 112 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,494 Glan Tai is in Little Cork, 113 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,954 about two hours northwest of here, 114 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,330 so you all are gonna take a field trip 115 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,707 and see what you can find out. 116 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:58,335 I'm going to stay back and deal with the White Dragon situation. 117 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,216 Nice penmanship, asshole. 118 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,801 And Fargo's not on till tomorrow night, 119 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:07,136 you fucking nerd. 120 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,520 What do you want, Smith? 121 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,981 Heard you were harassing the guards, 122 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,774 asking for me all night. 123 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,859 I didn't kill that girl. 124 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,653 - Yeah, so you said. - So they all always say. 125 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:51,699 Yeah, but "they" can't prove it, now, can they, Lucy Liu? 126 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,619 Lucy Liu? Because we're both Asian? 127 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,246 How incredibly fucking clever. 128 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,164 What should I call you? Jimmy Fallon? 129 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,582 See, the problem is... 130 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,001 we impounded the car that was there that night. 131 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,169 That ain't my car. 132 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,839 Registration says otherwise, Guy Fieri. 133 00:09:06,922 --> 00:09:08,507 And we have two eyewitnesses 134 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:10,968 who said that you kidnapped them. 135 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,428 Well, they're fucking lying. 136 00:09:12,511 --> 00:09:13,470 And your fingerprints, Blake Shelton, 137 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,098 are all over the murder victim's apartment. 138 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,141 I'm running out of white guys. 139 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,686 Just take my prints. That's all I'm saying, okay? 140 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:22,605 Check and see if they match 141 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:23,397 those ones you found in the apartment, 142 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,316 or if someone's gaming the system, 143 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,859 'cause I didn't fucking do it. 144 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,777 Then who did? 145 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:33,240 My shithead fucking son. 146 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,954 You know you don't have to treat him like that. 147 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,708 - What? - John! You hurt his feelings. 148 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,376 He worked hard on those graphics. 149 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,211 Come on, I think maybe you're discounting how funny 150 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,588 some of the shit I was saying was. 151 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,381 It's not funny calling him Dye-Beard 152 00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:50,549 for the thousandth time when he's told you repeatedly 153 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,468 - he doesn't like it. - That's just Peacemaker, man. 154 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,595 He's always giving people nicknames. 155 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:55,387 - Yeah. Thanks. - Being a bully's just 156 00:09:55,471 --> 00:09:57,723 - part of his personality. - What? 157 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,725 Like how you used to call my brother Prince Charming. 158 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:01,226 Your brother was a handsome man. That was a compliment. 159 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,686 I'm gonna go out on a limb here 160 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,647 and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment 161 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,899 that you called him Prince Charming 162 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:08,609 because his penis was shaped like a scepter. 163 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,069 Are you kidding? 164 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,488 No, it was really bulbous at the end. 165 00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:14,782 - He called me Thimble. - Thimble? 166 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:15,783 Yeah, I was a late bloomer. 167 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,827 I didn't go through puberty until my mid-20s. 168 00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:20,037 I mean, I didn't care 169 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,081 'cause I don't have emotions like people do, 170 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,208 but the other guys, after Chris came up with 171 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,126 a nickname for them, usually based on their penises, 172 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,920 they would just walk into the other room and sob, 173 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:28,587 because that would become their name 174 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,463 for the rest of their life. 175 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,924 Why are you seeing their penises? 176 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,426 It's a locker room, dude. What am I gonna do? Look at a towel? 177 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,427 So you just stare at each other's dicks 178 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:37,805 and come up with names for them? 179 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:39,932 Yeah. My friend Veiny McVeinerstein 180 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:43,060 said I was like a gypsy, but with dicks instead of palms. 181 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,603 - But, hey, I got bullied too. - How? 182 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,939 By kids calling me a bully all the time, 183 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,565 and telling me I was abusive. 184 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:49,858 Hey, that hurt my feelings! 185 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,777 Plus, I think we're missing what's important here, 186 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,862 and that's how much Economos sucks at PowerPoint. 187 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:56,865 Look, just think about how you talk to him, okay? 188 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,577 What happened to the good old days 189 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,204 where you could just non-stop fuck with somebody 190 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,580 without them claiming to be a victim? 191 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:06,375 You have to admit, it was kind of sweet 192 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,460 how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends. 193 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,641 - You want me to get these to the lab? - Uh, hold off a beat. 194 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:25,269 First, scan them and send them directly to me. 195 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,688 How do we scan fingerprints? 196 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,815 I don't know, take a picture with your phone. 197 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,900 Uh... well, it might be blurry because I don't have 198 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,402 that new phone with the macro setting. 199 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,529 Then borrow someone's phone that has macro. 200 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,532 And then have them AirDrop it to me? 201 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,535 Uh, yeah, I... I will have them AirDrop it to me. 202 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,996 We could get flagged for that, Soph. 203 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,791 I do like your people's noodles. You got that. 204 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,711 Rice-based, not heavy on the carbs like the wops'. 205 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,379 Well, I'm glad I invented them, then. 206 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,511 Fucking game day, bitches! 207 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:19,865 I can't take it. 208 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:20,657 Not a fan of the Swedish metal there, 209 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,826 - eh, Harcourt? - Not especially, no. 210 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,038 We could always do a Whitesnake power ballad. 211 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,707 - How about some jazz? - Jazz? 212 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,541 I'd rather listen to Vigilante's quiet farts back there 213 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:32,211 - than jazz. - No, I didn't! 214 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:38,467 Bloop. Bloop-bloop-bloop-bloop. 215 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,177 - What's that? - Jazz. 216 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,721 Oh my god, get the fuck out of here, man. 217 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,889 Hey, don't we need some sort of search warrant 218 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,600 - going into this place? - Anytime anyone officially 219 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,685 starts to deal with the butterfly situation, 220 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,771 someone higher up in the government shuts them down. 221 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,398 Which is why this task force doesn't officially exist. 222 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:56,193 Waller is funding us by secretly diverting funds 223 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,821 from other operations, which... leaves us on our own. 224 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,282 So, it's just the five of us against an alien invasion? 225 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:03,992 - And Murn. - Well, I was counting Murn, 226 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,285 just not Dye-Beard back there 'cause he's fucking useless. 227 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,663 Dude. What'd I say? 228 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,749 Sorry, Economos. Geez. 229 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,460 That sounded very sincere, thank you very much. 230 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,379 Yes, it's just the six of us. 231 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,797 Ooh, we could do some pop metal. Poison? 232 00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:19,883 Are those men? 233 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,761 I believe their preferred pronoun is "long live rock," 234 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:24,805 and you are sounding awful awesome-phobic. 235 00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:26,682 Uh, B.T.-dubs... 236 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,393 governmental insiders blocking your efforts 237 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,727 sounds a lot like the deep state. 238 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,354 It's not a deep state. 239 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,397 It's a collection of people... 240 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,898 you know, deep within the government, who are... 241 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,777 manipulating the... 242 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,696 All right, it's kind of like a deep state. 243 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,824 You guys got any Hanoi Rocks up there? 244 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,910 - You... know Hanoi Rocks? - Who's Hanoi Rocks? 245 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:47,995 Only the greatest band of all time. 246 00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,872 They're the original glam metal. They started it all... 247 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,791 leather, teased hair, spandex... 248 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,793 Hard to believe their contributions to culture 249 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,086 aren't more widely heralded. 250 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,879 I mean, so many streets in this country 251 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,298 named after Martin Luther King Jr., 252 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,550 but not a single Hanoi Rocks Avenue. 253 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,343 What's up with that? 254 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:09,641 - "Lith Street Kids"? - No, it says "11th Street Kids." 255 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,184 Dude, that's one of their best songs! 256 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,061 Yeah. I saw them in Finland 257 00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:15,188 when I was 14 during a year abroad. 258 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:15,981 Got this right after. 259 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,692 Fuck yeah, dude. Hanoi Rocks it is. 260 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,737 Sorry, Adebayo, no Spyro Gyra or Kenny G for you. 261 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,361 Who knocks on a window when there's a door right there? 262 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:10,702 Well, you've come a far way from the jungles of Nyasir. 263 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:14,081 Yeah... and all the people you slaughtered there. 264 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,208 Oh, please. 265 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,211 Like you were some angel. 266 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:20,754 I've... 267 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,508 changed since then. 268 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:27,010 Waller said you needed my help. 269 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,222 Situation is delicate. 270 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:35,143 It requires something other than your... usual sledgehammer. 271 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:40,023 Well, these days, Murn, I'm... I'm barely ball-peen. 272 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,361 I'll take care of you. 273 00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,739 Hey. 274 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,590 Fuck me. 275 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,467 Come on. 276 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:09,928 Where are we going? 277 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,054 To talk to those supposed witnesses. 278 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:29,906 Hey... Detective. 279 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,992 They made us do it! We were afraid for our lives! 280 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,118 Evan, you fucking pussy! 281 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,459 Yeah, that's him. 282 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,127 I don't think that's the guy. 283 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,881 Amber. Now is not the time to lie, all right? 284 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,632 Fuck. 285 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:48,842 He was a pretty nice guy, all things considered. 286 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,636 We didn't wanna get him in trouble. 287 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,764 And... the one that you got in there now 288 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,557 is some sort of Nazi, right? 289 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:04,565 But how did somebody switch the fingerprints around? 290 00:17:05,609 --> 00:17:07,319 So we're gonna free the damn White Dragon? 291 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,487 We have no choice. 292 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,488 We have to if we're gonna arrest his son. 293 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,492 All right, that might be overkill. 294 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,660 I fought these butterflies before, remember? 295 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,245 We're not even sure they're in there. 296 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,662 Just take your pistol. 297 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,665 I finger bang you, I'm not using my pinky. 298 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,375 That's a disgusting phrase. 299 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,294 You're just saying that 'cause lesbians don't finger bang. 300 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,630 We finger bang more than the rest of the world combined. 301 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,256 Okay, you're right. 302 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,174 I just forgot women had fingers for a second, okay? 303 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,551 How do you think we grab things? 304 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,845 - Not in life, in sex. - Oh, so you just thought 305 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,680 women's fingers just fell off during sex? 306 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,182 I don't know! I wasn't thinking, okay? 307 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,100 - Clearly. - Hey, what's the new helmet for? 308 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,853 No! 309 00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:43,897 What? 310 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,149 You're not taking that in there. 311 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,443 I can't hear you! This thing's so fucking loud! 312 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,696 You're not bringing that. 313 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,198 Hey, I agree with Peacemaker. 314 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,908 We can't go in there unprepared. 315 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,953 We don't even know that there are butterflies in there. 316 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,871 Oh, come on, please? 317 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,793 Ah, fuck! I'm never, ever gonna kill someone 318 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,170 with a fucking chainsaw. It's so not fair. 319 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,883 Total fucking bullshit. 320 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,471 Fuck. 321 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,058 Vigilante, you're with me. 322 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,476 We'll check the bays around back. 323 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,728 Peacemaker, you and Adebayo question the employees 324 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,397 in the front office, find out what you can. 325 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,148 Hey, what was ro-sham-bo for? 326 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,192 Nothing. 327 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,069 - Don't do anything stupid. - No problem. 328 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:31,862 - And I'll ask the questions. - Fine by me. 329 00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:34,197 You're definitely gonna be chill? 330 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,740 I'm fucking chill, dude. Jesus, relax. 331 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,492 Quit freaking out. 332 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,538 Activate X-ray vision. 333 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,749 - Hey, how you doing? - Okay. How are you? 334 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,927 What the fuck? 335 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,220 X-ray vision. I can see in their brains. 336 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,769 Fuck. 337 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,730 You didn't think to give me some sort of signal? 338 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,231 Yeah, the signal was I shot her head off. 339 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,107 You said you were gonna be chill. 340 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,484 Do I not look chill to you right now? 341 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,323 So, yeah, we got an issue. 342 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,116 The place is crawling with butterflies. 343 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,243 Holy shit. 344 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,542 That shit they eat... 345 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,337 there's literally a thousand boxes of it in here. 346 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,839 This could be the distribution hub 347 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,174 for the whole country. 348 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,676 Great. 349 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:18,885 I'm also wondering if there's 350 00:20:18,969 --> 00:20:20,804 a whole lot more butterflies than we thought. 351 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,055 Copy. 352 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,875 Hey, check it out. 353 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,811 You don't have to shoot people after I already killed them. 354 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,438 Right. 355 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,727 Oh, shit. 356 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,183 There's a factory behind the warehouse, 357 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,520 and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of... 358 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,773 ...computer room. 359 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,525 Copy. We're on our way. 360 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:39,943 Be careful. 361 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,955 Your friends are with Charlie. 362 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,501 - They won't last long. - Who's Charlie? 363 00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,630 - Our guardian angel. - Looks like he's been slacking. 364 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,678 Oh, I was just... uh... 365 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:27,365 - Whoa. - There's a fucking... 366 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,875 Harcourt, do you... do you copy? 367 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,920 Vigilante? 368 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,130 There. 369 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,391 - Hold this. - Okay. 370 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,767 I'm through fucking around. 371 00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,607 Shit. Yo, what the hell is that? 372 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,400 It's a grenade I tied to a Russian tank shell. 373 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:03,735 Why not just the grenade? 374 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:04,485 A grenade blows up, like, two people. 375 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:06,696 How many people does this blow up? 376 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,656 I don't know. I invented it this morning. 377 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,908 What? 378 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,289 Eat peace, motherfuckers! 379 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,708 Let's go! 380 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:31,888 Harcourt? Adebayo? Anyone? Are you... are you all right? 381 00:24:33,932 --> 00:24:35,767 You guys? 382 00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,563 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! 383 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,735 Deactivate X-ray vision. 384 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:50,240 "Run, Adebayo" would have been appreciated! 385 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:53,826 Oh, really? I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb? 386 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:09,968 Gorilla! 387 00:25:10,051 --> 00:25:13,972 Oh, no. 388 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,557 Fuck! 389 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:49,382 Die, human! 390 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:08,359 Economos? 391 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,115 Yeah. 392 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:17,535 - You fucking stud! - Yeah... yeah... yeah, I am. 393 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:20,121 I'm... I'm a fucking stud! 394 00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:46,189 Harcourt! Not bad, huh? 395 00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,276 Yeah, not bad. 396 00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:07,085 Dude! You fucking killed a gorilla with a chainsaw! 397 00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:10,922 - Who fucking does that? - You motherfucker! You do! 398 00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:13,424 Maybe next gorilla. 399 00:27:13,508 --> 00:27:15,259 You motherfucker! 400 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:21,599 Motherfucker! You corrupt motherfuckers! 401 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,601 I didn't do it, and you fucking know it! 402 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,395 - Fucking bitch! - What's going on? 403 00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:26,604 He was just told he's not getting out of jail. 404 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:29,732 - What a shame, huh? - What are you talking about? 405 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,151 They got his fingerprint results back from the lab. 406 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,736 They match the prints at the crime scene. 407 00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:37,573 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 408 00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:44,205 Captain, what the hell is going on? 409 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,832 - What? - Where's Captain Miele? 410 00:27:45,915 --> 00:27:48,459 Oh, the mayor wasn't pleased with her performance 411 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:50,586 around the Sturphausen murder, so I'm replacing her. 412 00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:52,088 Captain Locke. 413 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:54,715 All right. Uh, okay. 414 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,551 I'm sure you're not up to speed on what's been happening. 415 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,511 Oh, I'm pretty much up to speed. 416 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,722 All right. Well, I just heard that the prints for Auggie Smith 417 00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:04,475 were double-checked and they came back a match. 418 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:07,395 But I saw the prints for myself. He was right, they don't match. 419 00:28:07,478 --> 00:28:09,147 - And you are? - Sophie Song, sir. 420 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:11,649 Detective Song, are you a forensic print analyst? 421 00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:13,401 - What? - Do you have an expertise 422 00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:16,404 in analyzing fingerprints that people here don't know about? 423 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,323 Perhaps a... forensics degree 424 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,033 you didn't want to share with the department 425 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:22,994 for fear it would give you an unfair advantage? 426 00:28:23,077 --> 00:28:24,454 No, I don't have any of those things. 427 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:25,621 Well, then I don't see how you'd... 428 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:28,499 In addition to that, two witnesses admitted 429 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,042 that they were lying, and they identified 430 00:28:30,126 --> 00:28:32,545 Christopher Smith, Peacemaker, not his father, 431 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,088 as the man who kidnapped them. 432 00:28:34,172 --> 00:28:36,924 August Smith controls the Aryan Empire. 433 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:39,010 Would this be the first time they coerced someone 434 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:40,386 into changing their testimony? 435 00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,305 August Smith is being framed. 436 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,973 I know he's a bad guy, but that... 437 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,267 Detective Song, you strike me as one of those uptight gals 438 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,768 who pushes herself too hard 439 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:50,563 to prove the men don't have one up on her. 440 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:52,482 - What? - We get it. 441 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:55,067 You're good. 442 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:57,695 You take the rest of the night off, 443 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,655 give yourself a well-deserved rest. 444 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:01,699 - I don't need a rest... - It wasn't a request, Detective. 445 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:20,718 - Hello. - It's done. 446 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:22,345 Good. 447 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:35,066 Also, I don't mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag 448 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:38,569 just by saying it, we defeated a gorilla! 449 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,363 Technically, I think it was a super-gorilla, 450 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,114 since we pulled a butterfly out of its brain. 451 00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,616 No, definitely a super-gorilla. Last time I fought a gorilla 452 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,993 was at Burning Man four years ago. 453 00:29:46,077 --> 00:29:47,537 This was significantly weaker. 454 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,704 So... we guess this means 455 00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:52,583 butterflies can use any life form as a host. 456 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:55,253 - Chihuahua? - Probably wouldn't fit. 457 00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:56,587 Would be cool, though. 458 00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:59,840 That wouldn't be cool at all. Why would that be cool? 459 00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:01,008 You tell me. 460 00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:07,223 - It wouldn't be. - There's your answer. 461 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:09,976 Well, this is good work. 462 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:12,770 We're gonna need to sort through this and see what we can find. 463 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:13,813 Importantly, we want to see if we can trace 464 00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:17,024 where the raw amber fluid originally came from. 465 00:30:17,108 --> 00:30:18,943 Finding the source of the butterflies' food 466 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,570 may be key to defeating them. 467 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,530 But that can wait until tomorrow. 468 00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,240 You all have earned a rest. 469 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,449 - Yeah. - Boom. 470 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:29,537 We cool? 471 00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:32,123 Yeah. 472 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:38,588 Ah, the EconoGOAT killed it! 473 00:30:38,671 --> 00:30:40,214 - Good game. - Yeah. 474 00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:41,132 I mean, it would've been a lot cooler 475 00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,426 if Economos came in and he was like, "Hey!" 476 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,219 And then he tossed me the chainsaw across the room, 477 00:30:45,303 --> 00:30:47,847 and I'm like, "Solid toss, bro," and then I killed the gorilla. 478 00:30:49,932 --> 00:30:51,183 What are you talking about, man? 479 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:52,727 I had just said how much I wanted 480 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,937 to kill someone with a chainsaw, like, 15 minutes earlier, 481 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,273 and then Economos just coincidentally comes in 482 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,942 and kills someone with one? I mean, it kinda seems like 483 00:31:00,026 --> 00:31:02,236 he was trying to fuck with me a little. 484 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,322 Fuckin' Thimble. 485 00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,122 You sure this is a good idea, Soph? 486 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,041 This new Captain, Locke, he won't do the right thing. 487 00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:17,627 So fuck it, fuck him, I'll go over his head. 488 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:20,046 I know this judge. We can trust him. 489 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,006 - Well, what's his name? - It's Judy. 490 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,095 - What? - Judge Judy? That's his name? 491 00:31:28,179 --> 00:31:30,306 Yeah. Judge William Judy. It's a Swiss surname. 492 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,932 - Whatever. - He's fair. We can trust him. 493 00:31:33,976 --> 00:31:36,270 So you said. 494 00:31:36,354 --> 00:31:37,647 And, also, he's my uncle. 495 00:31:40,358 --> 00:31:41,567 Hey, sweetie. 496 00:31:41,651 --> 00:31:44,487 Hey, Uncle Will. We need a search warrant. 497 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,280 You ever heard of a guy named Peacemaker? 498 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,075 Come on in. 499 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,476 - Vigilante. - Oh, man. 500 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,729 He loves that merman emoji. 501 00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:02,732 He says it means happy, sad, 502 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:03,941 and everything in between. 503 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:06,944 Well, doesn't that make for a useless emoji, then? 504 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:07,945 - Yeah, that's what I said. - Yeah. 505 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:11,699 He says it's holistic. 506 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:13,951 Oh, fuck. 507 00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,745 We'll call you sometime tomorrow. 508 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:18,038 We gotta go through a lot of computer equipment 509 00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:20,416 and see if we can extract something useful. 510 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,668 It's gonna take a while. 511 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,007 What? 512 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,468 Come in a minute, grab a drink. 513 00:33:31,719 --> 00:33:34,221 - I'm not gonna grab a drink. - What do you mean? 514 00:33:34,305 --> 00:33:35,306 Come on! I wanna celebrate. 515 00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:37,141 Uh... 516 00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,144 Are you gonna try to fuck me 517 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:42,062 by claiming your dick's a lesbian or some shit? 518 00:33:42,146 --> 00:33:44,899 Dude, I think that gorilla broke my dick. 519 00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,110 But I just wanna say, my dick is a lesbian, by the way. 520 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,446 It's just not applicable in this situation. 39442

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