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♪♪
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I, Drax, defeated Thanos
in single combat.
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My friends and I turned him
over to the Nova Corps
for punishment.
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[grunts]
Ooh! Oh!
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After that,
we chose different paths,
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and the Guardians
of the Galaxy separated!
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[groans]
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Since I have fulfilled
my destiny as the Destroyer
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by avenging my families,
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I will travel the galaxy
seeking a new destiny
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and a new title.
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Unfortunately,
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word of my victory has spread.
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[grunts]
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And now I am under
constant attack
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from warriors who wish
to prove themselves
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by besting Drax,
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formerly known
as "the Destroyer,"
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which is irksome,
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as I no longer wish
to be a destroyer!
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I simply asked,
"How are you, sir,"
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to be polite!
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I don't care about your journey
of self-discovery.
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You and your challengers
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are wrecking my shop!
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Get out before you damage
anything else.
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Go on. Out! Out!
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I would leave,
as you requested,
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but I do not know
where to go next.
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Out, please.
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I have been to many worlds
seeking a new purpose.
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[grunts]
Out.
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But even my vast riches
have been of no help.
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Just-- "Vast riches"?
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Just how vast are we talking?
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Nearly 60 million units.
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Really? Then you, sir,
are in luck.
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In addition to being
the galaxy's foremost
dealer in antiquities,
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I also provide
career counseling services
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for a reasonable fee.
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That is indeed fortunate.
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You say you no longer wish
to be a destroyer.
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Well, perhaps you might
enjoy a pursuit
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at the opposite end
of the spectrum,
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as an artist--
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Drax the Creator.
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Your studio.
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This is the arena
where the artist does battle
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with the forces of mediocrity.
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I have not come
to do battle,
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but if this Mediocrity
attacks me,
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I will pound it
into submission.
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Y-Y-Yes. I-- Well, you see,
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I-- I was speaking
more metaphorically.
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Ah. I am told
my grasp of metaphor is--
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What was the term
Quill used?
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"Lousy."
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Of course, a true creator
uses only the finest,
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ahem, most expensive,
ahem, tools, ahem--
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Okay. Expensive.
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These look like weapons
of destruction.
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Tools of creation,
my friend.
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A subtle distinction
of two million units.
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And here.
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For your first work, I have
procured, at great expense,
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the finest marble
in the Nine Realms:
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pure Asgardian alabaster.
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How would one
sculpt a rhinopus?
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The rhinopus is hidden
within the marble.
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It's up to the master
sculptor to find it.
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Just chip away
anything that doesn't
look like a rhinopus.
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I see. Wily rhinopus,
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you cannot hide
from Drax the Creator.
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[hammer blows landing]
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Creation seems much
more time consuming
than destruction.
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Face me, Destroyer.
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Prince Trow-Mah
of the Troyjans
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challenges you
to single combat!
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I am sorry, but I no longer--
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[grunts]
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Destroyer, I, Prince Shokk
of the Troyjans, chall--
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Trow-Mah?
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Beat it, Shokk.
I got here first.
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Like flarg you did.
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I'm gonna beat the Destroyer,
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then I'll be Dad's favorite.
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We-- You think Dad likes me?
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He-- He didn't even show up
to my birthday party!
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Please settle your family
issues elsewhere.
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I am trying to create.
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I'm gonna beat you
to a pulp!
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That'll get Dad's
attention! Hyah!
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I am no longer the Destroyer!
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I have the gentle soul
of an artist!
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Naah!
Ohh!
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Hey, that's my brother,
you jerk! Raah!
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Drax the Creator will not
let you harm the rhinopus
hidden within!
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[grunting]
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Hit him, bro.
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We'll both
be Dad's favorite.
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Yeah.
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[both]
Uh-oh.
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[groans]
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Hmm. There did not
seem to be a rhinopus
in the stone after all.
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So you're not destined
to be a sculptor.
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"Drax Until Very Recently
the Destroyer"
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is a very cumbersome title,
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and it still does not say
who I am now.
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Ah. You do have a point there.
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Well, if you're not
the creative type,
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perhaps you'd be more suited
to repairing things.
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Ah. Drax the Fixer.
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Isn't it glorious?
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Your own repair facility,
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outfitted with the most
advanced tools
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and diagnostic computers
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an obscene amount of units
can purchase.
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It is very impressive,
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but I do not know
how to go about fixing.
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I've already thought of that.
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Everything you need to know
is right here.
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"How to Fix Anything."
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And remember,
the customer
is always right.
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"The customer is always right."
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Welcome, customer.
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Is there some problem
with your vehicle?
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Well, for starters,
it won't move.
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Drax the Fixer
will make it move.
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[crash, clatter]
[gasps]
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Wh-- What did you do
to my scooter?
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You seem displeased.
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I am displeased,
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because you destroyed
my scooter!
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But you cannot deny
I made it move,
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as you wanted,
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for the customer
is always right.
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Aah!
Oh, I'll give you a right.
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Ha! And a left!
And another right!
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[grunting]
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Is this
some form of payment?
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I would prefer units.
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[grunting]
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Hey!
Huh?
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Hoo! Hah! Hoo!
Hoo hah! Hah!
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Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!
Hyah!
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Is this guy bothering you?
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Somewhat.
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What?
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No, I'm not!
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Then no, he is not,
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for the customer
is always right,
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even when he is bothersome.
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Aah!
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Oh! Oh! Ohh!
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No one bothers
Drax the Destroyer
on my watch!
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This man
is a legend!
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In his 246
arena fights,
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he was only
knocked down once,
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and that was because
his shoes were untied.
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True. That is why
I changed to buckles.
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You still owe me a scooter!
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You little pipsqueak.
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I'll teach you
to bother a celebrity.
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You do not need to teach him,
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for he has already
learned how to bother me.
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But wha-- I'm sticking up
for you, D.
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Do not call me "D."
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And the customer
is always right.
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Not when he insults D the D!
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The customer
is always right,
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even when he is wrong.
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I agree, it is confusing.
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The D-man's
gonna get his props,
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even if I have to beat
you both senseless!
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Oh, no.
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[both grunting]
Aah!
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Aah!
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What?
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Hull breach!
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I fear the customer is right!
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[whimpering]
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Fear not. Drax the Fixer
will repair the hull breach.
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Now you may fear.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Yo, D! Grab my belt!
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[grunts]
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Not to worry.
Cosmo fix everything,
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like per usual.
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But I am Drax the Fixer.
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No! You've done enough!
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Please don't fix
anything else, ever!
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[whimpering]
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That's gratitude
for you.
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Speaking of which,
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I owe you my thanks,
strangely costumed warrior.
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I am Tryco Slatterus,
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but you can call me the...
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Why would I do that
if your name
is Tryco Slatterus?
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Because I'm the Champion...
of the Universe.
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I see.
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Now please explain
why muscle-boys
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are making holes in Cosmo's
nice, peaceful Knowhere.
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It was an unfortunate
mishap. I--
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Da, da. Cosmo read mind.
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Muscle-boys fight
and knock things over,
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bing-bang-boom.
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But why does Drax
look for true purpose?
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Cosmo sees true purpose
already in Drax's mind.
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You know my true purpose?
You must tell me at once.
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Does not work that way.
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Cosmo cannot tell
Drax's true purpose.
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Drax must find true purpose.
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Yo, D, this mutt
bothering you?
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Hmm. Who is beefy comrade?
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Cosmo cannot read
this one's mind.
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Well, this one thinks
reading minds without
permission is rude.
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Aah!
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Stop, Tryco.
Cosmo is a friend.
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I told you, it's "Champion
of the Universe."
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Are you challenging me?
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Is this an official challenge
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from Drax the Destroyer?
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I was not challenging you.
I merely wanted--
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A chance to prove myself
in battle
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against
the legendary Destroyer!
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Raah!
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I do not wish to fight!
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Aw, come on!
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You were born
to be the Destroyer.
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Yaah! Uhh!
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Perhaps. But now
I seek another purpose.
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You have the longest
unbroken winning streak
in arena history.
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My past accomplishments,
though impressive
[grunts]
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have [grunts] no bearing
on my current pursuit!
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No!
Uhh!
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[sighs]
[blows landing]
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Party is getting
out of hand, yeah?
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[both]
Huh?
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Cosmo take hotheads
someplace to cool down.
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I feel no change
in temperature,
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nor do I see how this will
help me find my true purpose.
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What do you mean,
"true purpose"?
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You're Drax the Destroyer.
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You defeated Ronan
and Thanos,
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not to mention your
237 perfect victories
in arena combat,
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139 knockouts,
17 dismemberments.
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As I have said
numerous times,
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I no longer wish
to be the Destroyer.
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But you can't quit, D.
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That's the whole reason
I came here--
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to learn destruction
from the Destroyer himself.
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Come on.
Teach me what to do
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so I can do it now that you
don't want to do it anymore.
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Hmm.
Drax the Teacher.
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No. I do not wish
to do as I did,
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and you should not
do it, either,
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even if I no longer do so.
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So, that's a yes.
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No.
261
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:52,580
The path of the Destroyer
is not to be followed lightly.
262
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,710
I will not teach it
to another.
263
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,290
[sighs]
Okay.
264
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:59,120
I get it.
265
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:03,080
I guess we're both trying
to find our true purpose.
266
00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,380
Hey, what if I help you?
267
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,000
Then maybe you can help me.
268
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,710
What's the one thing
you're most passionate about?
269
00:12:10,710 --> 00:12:12,790
Corn dogs.
270
00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:15,750
I... have no idea
what those are.
271
00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:17,000
Let's try again.
272
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,380
Focus on your most
burning desire.
273
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:23,790
Burning... fire...
274
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,580
and corn dogs.
275
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,040
Of course!
276
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,670
I shall bring forth
the finest corn dogs
277
00:12:29,670 --> 00:12:31,380
the galaxy has even known,
278
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,670
forged over a pit
of white-hot fire.
279
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:37,380
I shall be Drax
the Flame Broiler!
280
00:12:38,710 --> 00:12:40,620
Yeah. Yeah!
281
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:44,420
Now let's bust out of here
so you can...
do whatever that is.
282
00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,040
But Cosmo's
an officer of the law.
283
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,330
I am sure he put us here
for a reason.
284
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:51,880
He put us in here
to cool down, right, D?
285
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,420
Don't you feel cooler?
286
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,710
I do feel a difference
in temperature.
287
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,330
Then let's bust
through this wall
288
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,460
so you can fulfill
your new destiny.
289
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,710
[both grunt]
[blows land together]
290
00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,830
Ha! We are free, Tryco.
291
00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,880
I did not even get
a chance to thank him.
292
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:13,670
[Drax]
I thank you, J'Que,
293
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,460
for the use
of your establishment.
294
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,710
For what you're paying,
you can rent the joint
295
00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:19,710
till Knowhere
picks its nose.
296
00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:22,920
But Knowhere has no hands.
How could it possibly--
297
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,540
A metaphor! Ha!
My skills are improving.
298
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:33,540
Your new career is
powered by this creature.
[chittering]
299
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:36,250
The Elemental Beast
is moody and ill-tempered,
300
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,710
eh, but it's the finest
301
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:41,290
and most expensive way
to get even heat.
302
00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:43,710
Well, uh, good luck.
303
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:45,540
[chittering]
304
00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,880
Surely it cannot be
that ill-tempered.
305
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,750
[chittering]
306
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,210
[Cosmo]
Cosmo cannot read
Tryco's mind,
307
00:13:57,210 --> 00:14:00,420
but he can
read Tryco's file.
308
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,420
Only reason powerful
psychic nogoodnik
309
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,750
deliberately get locked up
in Knowhere jail
310
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:08,750
is for to access
Continuum Cortex.
311
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,290
All my life, I just wanted
312
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,330
to be the Champion
of the Universe,
313
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,210
but nobody
took me seriously.
314
00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:16,750
Probably because
of silly costume.
315
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,830
Hey! My mom made me
this costume.
316
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,380
I guess my file didn't tell you
317
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:29,420
that absorbing psychic energy
makes me stronger.
318
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,580
[groans]
319
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:36,000
And once I absorb
the energy in the Cortex,
320
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,790
I'll show 'em
who's the champion.
321
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:41,080
I'll show everybody
in the whole universe!
322
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,540
Clearly, my true purpose is not
323
00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:50,620
to be Drax
the Elemental Beast Master.
324
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,750
[chittering]
325
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,670
I need water, Beast.
326
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:01,500
No, water!
327
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,420
Water, you irksome beast!
328
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,710
[screams]
329
00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,710
What have you done
to my place?
330
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,290
There is no need to thank me.
331
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:31,290
[clatter]
332
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:33,790
Strange.
Cosmo usually shows up
333
00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:36,420
moments after I destroy--
damage something.
334
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:37,500
[rumbling]
335
00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,830
[rumbling]
336
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,580
Oh, this is not being good.
337
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,830
Oh, yeah, baby!
338
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,790
Pure psychic go-juice,
339
00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,710
straight from the brain
of a Celestial.
340
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,670
What a rush!
341
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,620
[groans]
Nyet.
342
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,250
Get away!
343
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,620
Down, boy!
344
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,170
Tryco want psychic throwdown?
345
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,750
Cosmo is champion of Knowhere!
346
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,290
[grunts]
347
00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:26,120
Only room for one champion
in this universe, pooch!
348
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,750
[grunts]
Cosmo cannot fight...
349
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:34,290
[groans]
all of Continuum Cortex!
350
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:37,540
But you keep on trying.
Cute.
351
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,750
Guess I'm gonna
have to do something
352
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,380
a little more permanent.
353
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,540
Tryco!
354
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:46,750
Aah!
355
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,790
Ohh.
356
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,620
Uhh.
357
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,710
You said we were both
seeking our true purpose.
358
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:59,080
I am! Look at me!
359
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,120
I am the most powerful warrior
in the galaxy.
360
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,830
You're the one who gave up.
361
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:07,580
I looked up to you, D,
and you totally let me down.
362
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:10,120
Now, if you'll excuse me,
363
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,710
I got some more psy-juice
to soak up.
364
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:15,710
This purpose of yours
365
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:18,000
would sacrifice everyone
on Knowhere.
366
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,170
I will not let that happen.
367
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,920
Aah!
368
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:27,420
Uhh! Aah!
369
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,210
Huh. Hyah!
370
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,170
[yells]
371
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:41,000
Aah!
372
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,540
You big phony.
373
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,330
You wouldn't know
your true purpose
374
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,830
if it punched you in the gut!
375
00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,420
Or kicked you in the side!
376
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,710
Or slammed you
in the chest!
377
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:57,670
[grunting]
378
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,830
[yells]
379
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:11,670
[yells]
380
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,830
You know,
I can see into your mind,
381
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,040
like your little
doggie pal.
382
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,420
You want to know
your true purpose?
383
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,830
You're Drax the Failure.
384
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:36,790
Drax the Dupe. Drax the Loser.
385
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,790
Loser? Loser?
386
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,920
[both grunt]
387
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,830
Drax wins at all things.
388
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,000
[yells]
389
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,670
[grunts]
390
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,670
Cosmo! Uhh!
391
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,790
Ha ha ha ha!
392
00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,790
Big mistake.
393
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:17,380
That's why I'm
Champion of the Universe.
394
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,620
Say it!
Say I'm the champion!
395
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,540
[grunts]
I am the champion.
396
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,080
That's not what I meant!
397
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,620
O moya golova.
398
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:32,750
Drax, keep muscle-boy busy!
399
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,620
Come on, say it!
It!
400
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,120
That's not what I
meant, either!
401
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,960
I will not be mocked!
402
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,790
Drax does not know
how to mock.
403
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:43,000
You're doing a pretty good
job faking it!
404
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,750
[blows landing]
405
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:51,710
I am the Champion
of the Universe!
406
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:53,750
I'll show everybody!
407
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:58,080
Fine. You are the champion.
But I am Drax!
408
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,380
Da. One more punch.
409
00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,790
Uhn-aah!
410
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,120
[yells]
411
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,620
Where did you
send him?
412
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,120
Cosmo program
random coordinates.
413
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,210
Destination--
somewhere in universe.
414
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,620
Drax has saved
all of Knowhere,
415
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,750
so why does he not smile, eh?
416
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,750
[Drax]
I take no pleasure
in this victory.
417
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,120
No matter what I attempt,
418
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,120
it seems all I can do
is destroy.
419
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:35,620
Cosmo sees your mind.
420
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,750
Drax knows this is not true.
421
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,920
Drax is many things,
not just Destroyer.
422
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,500
I am Drax the Hero,
423
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,710
the Protector,
the Friend.
424
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,710
But what
should my name be?
425
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:51,920
Drax also knows answer
to this question.
426
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:56,420
I am Drax. Simply Drax.
427
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,170
Khorosho!
428
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:00,420
Then all is settled, eh?
429
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,000
Except for small matter
of breaking out of jail.
430
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,420
And massive damage
to space boat.
431
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:08,210
And fixing Continuum Cortex.
432
00:21:08,210 --> 00:21:10,710
I am very sorry for our
misunderstanding, Cosmo.
433
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:13,040
I will pay
for all the repairs.
434
00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,960
Yeah, that's fine
for his repairs,
435
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,790
but what about mine?
436
00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:24,080
My name is Drax,
437
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,830
and I am many things.
438
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,670
Get to work, tough guy!
439
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:29,420
You owe me
a year and a half
440
00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,420
of spotless glasses.
441
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,620
Including Drax the Dishwasher.
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