All language subtitles for Sex.Of.Magic.(2002.Korea)

You won't get drunk so
easily, it's just coke...

I'd like to be.

Why? You two are so sweet that
everyone got jealous.

It's just one month before your wedding,
what's going on?

I've been thinking thoroughly,
Seung Bin, you are a good guy.

You are talented and charming.

But we've been together for two years,

I never had an orgasm before.

I just told myself, next
time would be better.

For myself, I thought that

great sex is crucial in good marriage.

We need to reconsider our wedding.

That's why she broke the engagement?

I would rather die than agree that.

What did she say? Just let you die?

She said there are only three chances left.

Is that sympathy or what?

I don't know.

How about those stuff

which have been prepared for this wedding?

Heard that there is a cure for that?

Where?

University of Hang Hee.

You can learn karate in karate association.

You can learn dancing
in dancing association.

But there is no such place for you to learn
how to make love.

What's the conclusion?

You teach me.

How about those stuff prepared
for this wedding? He's not home?

He said he would return that.

He can't take that there
are only three chances le

I like those mini lingerie.

Did you hit me?

Why did you behave like
that as you see her?

I would rather die.

I got no confidence at
all, I just want to die.

Even if you die, it makes
no difference at all.

I'm really... exhausted.

I love her so much.

The more you love her,
the more she hates you.

It's so annoying.

Dad told the principal about my wedding.

How can I explain that to him?

Please help me, Ching Yu.

This... I just can't sit here and do
nothing even my friend is in trouble.

Come on, it's not going to
help just sitting here.

Is this necessary?

You must find out the cause
in order to heal it.

But, this is too...

How is it?

Not bad.

Be honest.

It's ropy.

I knew it.

How to say? Just like embeded in it.

What's that?

May be foreplay is the problem.

Just started in a rush.

Just a few bang then it's over.

How long is it?

59 seconds.

So soon.

He doesn't know the artifice of that.

That's it.

It's not that bad, honey, cheer up.

Bye.

You have to last for 3 to 5 minutes.

59 seconds.

Can't even last for 1 more second.

You go ahead, I need to pee.

Do remember to show up
in the hotel tonight.

Do call me once you have
such a nice job offer.

Is that guy ok?

Tall, white and gentle.

Not because of that sport car?

He addressed the doctor as senior.

May be he's a doctor too.

Did you call me just now?

Excuse me, let me introduce myself.

I'm Choi Shek Fu.

I'm Lee Hyun Choo and she...

Interior Designer, Ji Hye.

Miss Hong Ji Hye.

Although your problem is not that good,

you don't have to be worried too much.

Let's say, certain part of women

you just need a gentle touch

she would be aroused.

Then you aim on that target.

Where is it then?

Wait.

Hello, I'm Lau Ching Yu.

Didn't you tell me to call you?

I'm mean in the evening.

What?

Out for business trip.

What is it?

OK, I got it.

Hey...

Jesus, I'll be away for business trip.

How long is it?

I'm not sure, one week may be.

What am I going to do then?

I'll be back tomorrow.

What did we up to just now?

Alright.

Where is it actually? You
need to look carefully.

Big circle outside, small
one inside, then...

Your wife likes that you do it this way?

You need to record it to check it out.

You lend me your car.

Why don't I know how to make love?

Why can't I fulfill her desire?

Three years of marriage,
my wife want a divorce.

Why did you do that?

What?

Who is it?

I told you, it's car accident.

Thr road has changed to a car racing ring?

Whatever Hold it.

What's up to you?

Don't speak.

No, please don't.

No way, I have to.

Don't do that.

We have the deal, I can't
even have it once...

How is it? Is it better?

Mom, I...

What? Wanna study abroad?

After you marry Seung Bin, just go then.

It's not like that, we are...

I call Seung Bin for you, can't even wait.

Mom.

It's urgent, go for help.

He's my senior, he's an expert in this.

He did help somone like you.

Actually, I learned it from him.

Who is it?

The giant stick.

He's really an expert.

But it's quite expensive.

Around ten million?

What? Expensive?

It's not cheap though.

Just for the perfect marriage.

The name is so odd.

That's character.

Here it is.

Man pretend to be tough.

But they are scared of women actually.

Know why?

Women have clitoris.

Show it to me.

What's that?

Clitoris.

That's the common mistake.

That's the urethra.

Isn't that strange?

You are the only one who screamed.

You have to make Ji Hye to attain orgasm.

39 seconds.

I don't really know that.

It's like that.

Premature ejaculation doesn't mean the time
duration only.

It means that you can't control the timing
of ejaculation conciously.

I'm not in the list then?

Sure you do.

I'm surprised that Ji
Hye is quite demanding.

She needs quite a couples of times, right?

Then you are not capable of doing that.

Look at this newly married couple.

I'm watching.

What are they doing?

The woman enjoying with her eyes closed.

What about the man?

He's watching her wife.

Checking the woman's reaction?

Why is that?

Woman devoted herself
in their relationship.

But man devoted himself to fulfill woman.

Man devoted himself in sex

in order to fulfill woman.

You, 30 seconds.

Don't you think you can
fulfill Ji Hye's desire?

Your problem is that you
missed the foreplay.

No woman would like it that way.

Look at them.

43 seconds.

Is it premature ejaculation?

Let's come to a conclusion.

Intercourse doesn't simply mean
to penetrate but to advert.

The best way to fulfill woman

is to build a masculine alluring image.

And you have to take
absolute care of your penis.

You think I couldn't find you
as you changed your mobile number.

You got to handle that
or you'll be in trouble.

The average size of Korean guy's penis

is 7.2cm and diameter is 4.1cm.

The volume is 420ml and would be 13cm long
when erect.

Man is being of superior

because man thinks that
their penis is so powerful.

But that's the outdated thinking.

I found out that

the guy hanging out with Ji Hye ia called
Choi Shek Fu.

He obtained his PhD in
exocrinology in New York.

He had some plastic surgery before.

Plastic surgery?

Eyes, nose and whatever.

Even the genitals too.

He was a bold before.

He lives very near to Ji Hye's home.

Senior Park...

Size really would affect sex life?

Damn it.

I told you before.

All of my frieds thought
their penis are small,

are they all going ti have sex problem?

Size really wouldn't matter.

You find the G-spot, even
you are only 7cm long

you can fulfill woman for sure.

The woman's sex-sensitive
part is not deep inside

but on the outside.

I do remember that.

But it seems that you don't recognise me.

You can't even tell my name.

Look at me, come on.

You are that short-sighted freak.

Sister.

One last important point,

man's sensitive area is on the penis.

Woman eyes on body touching.

Remember that,

watch their reaction and fondle that area.

You did set the videocam, come on.

This is...

Before started, examine her skin

whether it is oily, dry or moderate.

Moderate skin.

Baby oil.

Let's start.

This is the crucial moment.

You have to recognise her reaction
as where you touch her.

Light twitch of muscle,
blood vessels or skin.

If it doesn't work, go for the next option.

Like chocolate?

That's a way of stimulation.

The last part solely depends on yourself.

You have to match her
tempo, lock the target.

30 seconds before Ji Hye get to her orgasm.

Yes, you aim at the target.

Seung Bin, you are a good guy.

There is only one last time left.

I have to confess to you.

I'm not the giant stick.

I'm actually the mini stick.

Not the cucumber or what.

Mine is just so tiny even when turgid.

It's only 6cm long.

I've been tyrying to
prolong it but in vain.

I give you back your 2 million.
I didn't use it at.

But I gave you 10 million though.

I have no idea then, I'm sorry.

No other choice, go for General Yu then.

He's a man of superior, brave.

He belongs to the 339 navy.

He did achieve great honour.

He has emmigrated to Canada for years.

I heard that he's back recently.

He should be able to help you out.

But it would be very expensive.

How much?

Three times as the giant stick.

Tiger, the king of animals.

They got defeated by human, you know why?

Because they rarely mate.

They just mate for twice
in whole life span.

Do you know how many times that
human capable of?

4000 times.

With tiger's stamina,

they grasp the chance to
reproduce their offspring.

Baseball is the sport that represents man.

Pitcher and receiver
cooperate with each other.

Pitcher keep on pitching and pitching.

It means to pitch in gradually

then pull out in a suddden.

This is to arouse their sexual desire

and to tempt out their appetite.

There are a few different
positions in making love.

Man get on top of woman.

Woman get on top of man.

Doggie style.

Doing it in standing position.

Lie down side by side.

Doing it sideway.

Balanus is the most important part.

They got wrapped when you were child.

Then they gradually develop.

But when making love,

they shouldn't be wrapped up.

Inside is the urethra for urination.

Then it's the sperm duct.

It's the path for sperms to squeeze out.

Why wouldn't you urinate when making love?

Because in that crucial moment,

the bladder would be blocked.

Then you could only ejaculate.

Look at this.

Here is the scrotum, warehouse for sperms.

There are two testes here.

You can check it out yourself.

The two testes would allocate one is higher
than the other.

Do you know why?

To avoid the two testes
rubbing each other out.

OK, you take off your pants.

Look at the real thing and go on.

Can you get it up?

Should be.

Then do it.

You are so lucky.

A pharmist is out follow by a doctor in.

He got so indulged in the girl she love
and went for plastic surgery.

Don't gossip on my back.

How would you know?

39 seconds therapy.

Rub it hard to get prepared.

Rub it.

Those brush for the heels
is not appropriate.

Those Italian rough brush should be better.

At the last phase,

use the stick with spikes.

Really?

Of course.

Rub it till red, to rub out the old skin.

Then the new skin would grow.

That's what a real man to be.

Does it hurt?

Really hurts at the beginning,

you will get used to that later on.

You don't smoke, don't drink?

Smoking and drinking
would shrink your penis.

And affect the erection of penis.

I know that.

Too much alcohol would harm the liver

and would shrink the testes.

Then to decrease the hormone secretion
that leads to impotent.

Cystitis is also the cause
of premature ejaculatio.

Stress would lower your sex drive

and makes it herd to erect.

You know that well and
you are still in a mess.

Just feel free to ask.

What would I eat daily?

You don't need to know that.

Can you show it to me?

You suspect me?

No.

I want to take a break then come to Korea.

I really need to freshen up.

It is.

If you do suspect me, I'm
out of the question.

You better call Ching Yu.

Get timing.

This is what all men want.

This is it.

The most important thing is

confidence.

Your talent is

power.

You mission is to

arouse the sexual desire.

Great.

Then jump.

Be strong, that's the
only way to beat woman.

Jump.

I've seen Ji Hye today.

I have faith in you.

Being trained for a long
time, it's now the time.

The U.S. Weapons are so powerful

but like us being man,

there is no such weapon that can fire
in different angles simultaneously.

You are the most powerful.

You are the best warrior.

You can overcome all barriors.

Go, you warrior, fight for your honour.

I'll wait for your brightest victory.

Long time ago,

I've experienced a great orgasm.

It's before I met you.

Thanks, Seung Bin.

I'll get my stuff back tomorrow.

I had been in army for my entire life.

Then I worked as a harmless civil servant.

I'm actually an officer before.

Now I can achieve nothing.

I've been all over the world.

Even those western countries too.

I've tried all those herbs and medicine

but it just doesn't work for me.

Then what you told me before...

It's Ching Yu's plan to cheat you.

I'm forced to come here by my wife.

I need to bring back the money.

Here is the 2.5million, give back to you.

But I did pay 10 times as this much.

That's not my problem.

It's Ching Yu that bastard.

You just leave, I need to
make a long distant call.

Hello, honey, it's me.

No, it's not like that.

It's not my problem, it's
matter of reception.

What are you doing?

Over here.

What's up?

Buddy, it's not what you thought?

Get up, come on.

It's not what you thought.

You bastard.

OK, just hit me if you like.

Damn it.

I got fired and I have tons of debts.

Fucking tons of debts.

I don't want to do it actually...

I'm sorry, I'm a piece of shit.

I'm terribly sorry.

I give you back your car.

Dad!

I'm leaving.

You have my blessing, it's my fault.

I've lost my confidence,
I've no hope at all.

I just remember I did love
you with my sincerity.

It's alright.

Just heart broken.

May be I'm not the worst.

But...

I'm in severe grief.

Sweet home of Park Seung
Bin and Hong Ji Hye.

We are not able to answer your call,
please leave your message.

Hello, it's me.

I'm Wun Yu.

I'm sorry I didn't call you very often.

Where am I?

Who are you?

Are you a pharmist?

I saw that from your bag.

What are you suffering from?

Homesick? Loss of parents?

Got dumped by woman?

Woman...

You will experince sex all the time.

Whole table of dishes and charming woman,

what would a man choose?

And what's your choice?

Your little brother gave
me the answer already.

You are watching?

Take a seat.

What's wrong with the girl?

What the hell is that? Turn it off.

She is using the western position.

You are completely conquered by her.

Don't follow her will of doing it.

Think of your country,

try to keep your dignity as a man.

To conquer all those western weapons

and Japanese cannon.

Let's go for dinner.

Do you know what human can't resist most?

Appetite and desire.

Just eat.

You eat so hard would harm yourself.

Take it easy.

Yes.

What's your wish?

Just say it?

I only have one wish.

The one whom I loved left me,

even is my fiance.

Today should be my wedding day.

My wish is that

I will become a real man

that can satisfy her desire.

The beggar and the prince.

Her tears is the tears of joyce.

To fulfill her needs,

the two can become united.

To fulfill your dream

you have to work hard.

Sir, please let me stay.

Mind your saliva.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you very much.

Yes...

That's airight.

You, stop...

Stop, you bastard...

Kill him...

Mother fucker.

Being the boss of the triad,
you need to fight har

and to have great power in sex.

A healthy body with energetic strength.

Stand still.

Training.

Running is a good training to your body.

Forget those unhappiness.

Just laugh.

Laugh.

Sit-up can strengthen your abs.

Wait.

Didn't you forget that?

Eating like that would
only fulfill your stomach.

Food will turn to faeces.

That's why you won't enjoy the real stuff.

Try to learn to control.

To control your appetite.

To control your sex drive.

Eat.

Yes.

Which one will burn faster?

The dry wood do.

But those big wood will last longer.

You have to know the reason.

Get the hot water and cold water prepared.

Get your ass submerge into the water.

To immitate the action of excretion.

Now throw away the hot water.

Do it the same way.

There you can get rid of your waste.

To reopen your blood vessels.

To contract and relax your anus,

it helps for those who suffer from
impotent and premature ejaculation.

That's why you told me to retain.

But, who are you, sir?

Just fairy-like.

I lost my parents since I was small.

I've been in China and Thailand for years.

Doing research on human and nature.

OK, you repeat those procedure.

Yes.

Seung Bin, you start your
mission from now on.

You should follow my training.

Yes.

Miss Ha Lim.

Ha Lim junior.

Do you know the difference between
dry wood and big dry wood?

It's because of Yin Yang.

Seung Bin is fire and I'm water.

Fire would burn out soon

but water would keep on exudate.

Human should acclimate with nature.

The acclimation of Yin Yang.

Odd and even.

Moon and sun.

Water and fire.

Woman is sentimental and man is flirty.

Woman take sex as part of the life.

Man is a sex machine.

Woman starts from love.

Man strats from sex.

Man is dry wood.

Woman si big dry wood.

Bye, dad.

You give salute to her from now on.

You have to be grateful to woman

to prepare the dishes for you.

Your gratefulness to the food.

Your gratefulness to woman.

Your gratefulness to nature.

Thank you.

When you first enter the room,

you have to watch woman's facial reaction.

Bow before her.

How are you doing today?

Everything is fine?

Hold it.

Don't ruin that precious body.

You have to show your gratefulness.

After that, you need to
appreciate her body.

Thanks for watching your body.

Thank you.

Woman brings us the new born baby

and also brings us pleasure.

Thanks again.

Thank you.

Having says thank you

and you have to say to her seriously,

Can I be with you?

After getting her consent,

you can take action.

Then you say to her, let's make love now.

Let's make love now.

And now, you can start.

Remember, 9 light strokes
follow by 1 deep stroke.

You will see the result.

She will feel the joy of fulfillment.

Strength is the stamina of body.

Desire is the mixture of
strength and conciousness.

My strength is not like when I was young.

Tomorrow, you will have harsh training.

It's late now, time for bed.

Yes.

You've been overcome tough
training these days.

Today, what I'm going to teach you

is to apply what

you have learned before.

You have to practise base on your theory.

Let's start.

Do remember what I'm going to tell you.

Don't repeat your own mistakes.

Now,

you start from the hands.

Spread your palm,

place her hand onto your hand.

From the index finger to the small finger

and the inner palm is
the most delicate part.

It's the part of sensation,
massage that part.

And you will see the result.

Then you start touching her inner thigh,

that will arouse her desire.

Not only fondle but also scratch her a bit.

No wonder I need to
practise grinding exercise.

Then you keep on moving upward.

Now,

it's time to work on the lips.

Start now?

Yes.

OK, start sucking the nipples.

Use the other hand to scratch her back.

This is to stimulate her sensational area.

Don't stop, keep doing that.

Don't give her chance to
think of other things.

Otherwise, she is not thinking fo you

but those American movie stars.

Next, you have to stimulate
her sensitive area.

You've been consuming so much time.

Take the cup.

No way, I'm exhausted.

Be careful.

How are you?

How are you?

Go in.

I'm ready, I'll dedicate the best of me

to the woman who is getting marry soon.

I used to wear condom before.

I've never tried that before.

How are you?

It's you, haven't seen you for long.

How are you doing, mom?

So so.

How about Ji Hye?

Ji Hye doesn't want you to know that.

I can't tell you she went to grass-ski.

Sorry.

Taxi.

Hello, where to?

Grass-ski ring, be quick.

You are from Kong Yue.

You want to go to Chin Loo?

Stop the crap, come on.

Got it.

What's going on?

I don't know.

Do something.

It seems that the fuel is out.

Even running is faster than that.

Waiter...

Park Seung Bin, this way please.

I'm looking for somebody.

Getting off from me, no one would bother.

Testing...

Tonight, I'd like to announce to everybody,

it's that,

Miss Hong Ji Hye,

Mr. Park Seung Bin from Kong Yue

has come here looking for you.

If Miss Hong Ji Hye hear the message,

please meet Mr. Park Seung Bin.

This is announced by Liu Ching Yu.

She's now like being in the quiet nature,

ready to have sex

and get tied with the nature.

First,

you make love to her
with you on top of her.

That's the narural position of nature.

Second, tiger's step.

Take slow steps like tiger.

That can heal for most of the disease.

Man would become uninfected.

Then, bang on the back.

Be violent.

Yelling with it.

Go straight ahead.

Woman on top.

Gain back the control.

I love you.

How is it?

As my estimation.

Then you are done for that?

It seems that I don't love her.

You bastard.

You are just dreaming for fantasy.

You just want to possess her.

You just don't want to lose her.

That's not love.

A relationsipp between king and civilian.

Just a formal relationship.

That's why so many woman dump you.

Just clothes is not enough.

You can't get through with food only.

You can't survive to have a house only.

Money can't help you to get through.

Human is like magic

which can blossom in winter.

Human can bring snow in summer.

Man has that magic power.

And love is the crucial element.

Seung Bin.

Ha Lim junior.

Don'y you remember?

I'm water and you are fire.

You are sex machine, I'm love nest.

Don't expect what she would do.

You grab her hands first.

Be gentle.

Why did you drive over there?

Should you be driven here?

I want to dump this taxi.

And drive your BMW.

Be slow.

Do call me if your car is here.

Good night.

Bin.

Dad.

You won't be fed up with rice.

But you'll be fed up
with the same old dish.

Besides veggie, you need
to eat fish and meat too.

Today you eat veggie.

Tomorrow you eat fish.

And the day after you eat meat.

But to the one you love,

you just can't change everyday.

Husband and wife will be fresh at first

and it will turn old.

But it doesn't mean that
it will become trash.

Can't you change another wife
whenever you get fed up?

It's not like computer ran down

and you can reset it again.

Let's compare woman as cow.

First, you will get
attracted by roast beef.

Then is the ribs

and finally the back.

The sincerity of braised beef

and the genuity of beef bone.

The respect of gratefullness and trust.

Everyday is a new leaf.

Bin, your emptyness would
be fulfilled by love.

The love of parents to child.

The love to the beloved one.

Then you will be the master of love.

Hello.

It's me.

Seung Bin

I don't remember the exact time.

We've been together for over a year though.

We used to separate for
those tiny quarrels.

Do you know how long doest a day last?

Whenever you are,

wherever you are,

I think of you and

the feeling of waiting.

Seung Bin, where are you now?

The place we used to be.

Those who married and
be in loved for years,

have forgotten their experience of love.

I want to be with you forever and ever.

Thanks, please sign here.

The bride please proceed.

How is it?

Yes, dad.

You've achieved a lot.

Thank you.

How are you getting on with Shek Fu?

Kind of vaporous.

What?

Seems exciting but won't last forever.

It's beautiful outside
but it's hollow inside.

Yes, a hollow balloon.

Dad, how do you know him?

Ask your mom.

Dad, you are the most important one

that bring us together.

Please don't ask me anymore.