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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:11,344 - Previously on Astrid and Lilly Save the World. - Ahh! - I want you to welcome 2 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:12,781 Pine Academy's newest student 3 00:00:12,815 --> 00:00:14,450 -FYI, we have another monster. 4 00:00:14,484 --> 00:00:15,687 - It deposits eggs in people's throats. 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,089 - All aboard? 6 00:00:17,123 --> 00:00:18,593 I'm sure there's a dude out there that's at least 7 00:00:18,626 --> 00:00:19,895 - semi-worthy. - There isn't. 8 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:21,632 Not a dude, anyway. 9 00:00:21,666 --> 00:00:23,402 - LILLY: Kids at school have been getting 10 00:00:23,435 --> 00:00:24,605 this weird symbol as a tattoo. 11 00:00:24,638 --> 00:00:26,474 - Doesn't look familiar to me. 12 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:27,511 - An orb. 13 00:00:27,544 --> 00:00:29,715 - GUARDIAN: They must be the monster hunters. 14 00:00:29,748 --> 00:00:31,051 - The Guardian is a story monster 15 00:00:31,084 --> 00:00:32,554 It's like your Santa Claus. 16 00:00:32,588 --> 00:00:34,825 But don't worry: I'll get you some proof. 17 00:00:36,394 --> 00:00:37,798 [Upbeat music] 18 00:00:47,651 --> 00:00:50,089 - ASTRID: I can't believe Michelle gave us detention. 19 00:00:50,122 --> 00:00:52,026 - LILLY: I wonder if it's technically illegal 20 00:00:52,059 --> 00:00:53,997 to keep us here on a Saturday. 21 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:56,769 Hm. Anyways, like I was saying, 22 00:00:56,802 --> 00:00:58,606 Brutus said that while we're stuck here, 23 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,109 he's gonna look into all that Guardian stuff 24 00:01:00,142 --> 00:01:02,915 just to prove that this Guardian guy is a story. 25 00:01:04,483 --> 00:01:06,388 - Did you know there's a sex position 26 00:01:06,421 --> 00:01:07,925 called the pretzel dip? - Hm? 27 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:09,762 I wonder if Sparrow and I should try it. 28 00:01:09,795 --> 00:01:11,799 - Ew. Can we please stop talking about Sparrow 29 00:01:11,832 --> 00:01:13,435 for like, two seconds? 30 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,876 Are you even listening to me? This is super important. 31 00:01:17,443 --> 00:01:18,846 - Okay, so is this! 32 00:01:19,815 --> 00:01:21,552 - I'm not saying Sparrow's not important, 33 00:01:21,586 --> 00:01:23,021 I'm just saying 34 00:01:23,055 --> 00:01:25,392 I don't want you to get distracted again... 35 00:01:25,426 --> 00:01:26,829 - What do you mean? 36 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:30,402 - Like, how you forgot to read that file on Trystan 37 00:01:30,436 --> 00:01:31,706 that Brutus gave us. 38 00:01:31,739 --> 00:01:34,612 - Okay, fine, like, I said I was sorry. 39 00:01:34,645 --> 00:01:36,448 - It's okay. 40 00:01:36,481 --> 00:01:39,688 - But it's not like you've not also been a little distracted. 41 00:01:39,922 --> 00:01:41,525 [Yawns] 42 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,161 Oh, am I boring you? 43 00:01:43,195 --> 00:01:44,999 - I didn't sleep well last night, okay. 44 00:01:45,032 --> 00:01:46,669 [Sighs] 45 00:01:46,702 --> 00:01:48,472 And what do you mean by distracted...? 46 00:01:49,675 --> 00:01:51,144 - You know, 47 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,415 all the endless rehearsing lines with C-bomb. 48 00:01:53,883 --> 00:01:55,887 - Well, I had to do something while you were eating pretzels 49 00:01:55,921 --> 00:01:57,524 with Sparrow. 50 00:01:58,058 --> 00:01:59,962 And can we stop calling her C-bomb? 51 00:02:00,864 --> 00:02:03,001 - You wanna call her by her name? 52 00:02:04,037 --> 00:02:05,640 Gross! 53 00:02:05,941 --> 00:02:07,711 This is worse than I thought. 54 00:02:07,744 --> 00:02:09,146 [Upbeat music] 55 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,153 [Door slams shut] 56 00:02:22,473 --> 00:02:23,943 - You boned in here? 57 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,523 [Loud whistle] 58 00:02:30,557 --> 00:02:32,159 - Welcome to detention, delinquents. 59 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:35,499 We've got six hours of this and if you piss me off, 60 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:37,136 - you're doing sprints. - [Lilly yawns] 61 00:02:37,169 --> 00:02:39,040 Naps will get you sidelined. 62 00:02:39,073 --> 00:02:41,646 And don't even think about giving me any beef. 63 00:02:41,679 --> 00:02:43,482 - That's what she said. 64 00:02:43,516 --> 00:02:44,852 - Look alive people, 65 00:02:44,885 --> 00:02:46,922 because party time is over. 66 00:02:46,956 --> 00:02:48,693 Today you're gonna be crafting 67 00:02:48,726 --> 00:02:51,699 the two most important decorations for the dance. 68 00:02:51,732 --> 00:02:53,736 A life-sized angel and demon. 69 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,607 - [Everyone grumbles] - ASTRID: Oh, my God. 70 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,944 - They are the entryway statement pieces 71 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,115 and they are essential. 72 00:03:00,149 --> 00:03:01,786 They set the tone. 73 00:03:01,819 --> 00:03:03,723 You can thank Astrid and Lilly 74 00:03:03,756 --> 00:03:05,125 for vandalizing my beautiful originals. 75 00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:07,096 - Bravo. - Thanks, guys. 76 00:03:07,129 --> 00:03:08,766 - Yeah, I know, right? 77 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,706 But it's not like the rest of you are model students. 78 00:03:11,739 --> 00:03:14,545 Candace spiked the lemonade at the fair, 79 00:03:14,578 --> 00:03:16,582 Sparrow kidnapped a frog from bio, 80 00:03:16,615 --> 00:03:18,553 Tate pantsed someone at practice, and Eggs... 81 00:03:20,055 --> 00:03:21,659 Why are you here? 82 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:23,195 - It's the library. 83 00:03:23,228 --> 00:03:24,965 - Whatever. 84 00:03:24,999 --> 00:03:26,267 You guys can start 85 00:03:26,301 --> 00:03:27,804 by tearing this toilet paper 86 00:03:27,838 --> 00:03:30,142 into perfect, individual squares, 87 00:03:30,175 --> 00:03:31,946 before making them into feathers 88 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,852 and gluing them onto wings in a cascading pattern 89 00:03:34,885 --> 00:03:36,622 at a 45-degree angle. 90 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:38,225 [Sucks teeth twice] 91 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:41,532 - This is literally my worst nightmare. 92 00:03:41,565 --> 00:03:43,536 [Yawns] ["nightmare" echoes repeatedly] 93 00:03:45,239 --> 00:03:46,876 [Eerie music] 94 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,513 [Unintelligible whispered voices] 95 00:03:49,748 --> 00:03:51,151 [Squelching] 96 00:03:56,729 --> 00:03:58,131 [High-pitched screech] 97 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,572 - What did I just say about napping? 98 00:04:01,605 --> 00:04:02,874 Doesn't delinquent numero uno 99 00:04:02,908 --> 00:04:04,210 have some tissue paper to feather? 100 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,747 - Oh, sorry. 101 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,586 - Go and join the rest of the craft circle. 102 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:10,790 Ah, the burdens I have to deal with... 103 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:12,527 [Bright music] 104 00:04:16,601 --> 00:04:18,071 - [Yawns] - You okay, sleepy? 105 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:20,242 - I think so. 106 00:04:21,077 --> 00:04:22,948 I just had the creepiest nightmare. 107 00:04:22,981 --> 00:04:24,685 Some sort of 108 00:04:24,718 --> 00:04:26,655 scary-ass, wet, toothy monster. 109 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:28,091 - In your dream, 110 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,563 or you mean the one that just woke you up? 111 00:04:30,597 --> 00:04:31,999 [Laughing] 112 00:04:39,848 --> 00:04:41,284 Unbelievable. 113 00:04:41,317 --> 00:04:42,921 - What? 114 00:04:42,954 --> 00:04:44,558 - Nothing. 115 00:04:44,858 --> 00:04:46,762 - You call that a feather, Bradley? 116 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:49,200 [Whispers unintelligibly] 117 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:50,837 [Laughing] 118 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:58,084 - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, 119 00:04:58,118 --> 00:05:00,857 no food or drink in here. Not even water, capisce ? 120 00:05:02,126 --> 00:05:03,729 [Zipper opening] 121 00:05:05,099 --> 00:05:06,735 - Michelle? 122 00:05:06,769 --> 00:05:08,238 I gotta whizz. 123 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:09,875 - Already? 124 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:11,912 Ah, fine, but make it speedy. 125 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,618 And don't go in your locker this time! 126 00:05:14,651 --> 00:05:16,054 [Playful music] 127 00:05:18,391 --> 00:05:19,995 - Hey. 128 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:21,932 The facts in volume two 129 00:05:21,966 --> 00:05:23,903 will scare the crap out of you. 130 00:05:27,878 --> 00:05:29,280 [Whispered laugh] 131 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:32,086 [Scoffs] 132 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:34,190 [Michelle sighs] 133 00:05:38,198 --> 00:05:39,802 [Crunching] 134 00:05:41,772 --> 00:05:43,643 - I think I might like crafting. 135 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:44,978 - So metal, dude. 136 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,916 - I think I might like you. 137 00:05:47,684 --> 00:05:49,988 - I mean, it's better than the alternative, right? 138 00:05:50,022 --> 00:05:52,961 Doing what my mom wants, going to youth group every day. 139 00:05:52,994 --> 00:05:54,731 - Oh, my God. - Amen. 140 00:05:54,765 --> 00:05:56,902 - Speaking of breaking the rules, 141 00:05:56,936 --> 00:05:58,873 do you wanna go sneak in the stacks and make out? 142 00:05:58,906 --> 00:06:00,309 - Definitely, yes, definitely. 143 00:06:02,246 --> 00:06:06,387 - Ooh, I think I figured out something pretty effing cool. 144 00:06:06,421 --> 00:06:08,024 - Whoa, cool. 145 00:06:08,058 --> 00:06:09,862 Secret crafting genius. 146 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,984 [Yawn] 147 00:06:22,152 --> 00:06:23,890 - Meet me in the stacks 148 00:06:23,923 --> 00:06:25,793 in 137 seconds... 149 00:06:26,327 --> 00:06:27,931 - [Slaps table] - Done. 150 00:06:35,012 --> 00:06:36,447 - Hm. 151 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:38,084 - Come on. 152 00:06:43,896 --> 00:06:46,869 - So, do you wanna tell me why you couldn't sleep? 153 00:06:46,902 --> 00:06:49,173 - You mean besides hunting monsters? 154 00:06:49,775 --> 00:06:51,144 - Yeah. 155 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:54,183 I feel like there's something else going on. 156 00:06:54,217 --> 00:06:56,254 Well, you always get like this when you're uber stressed. 157 00:06:56,287 --> 00:06:57,891 - What else could be going on? 158 00:06:57,924 --> 00:06:59,460 - I don't know, you tell me. 159 00:06:59,493 --> 00:07:01,064 - There's nothing to tell. 160 00:07:01,765 --> 00:07:03,201 [Scoffs] 161 00:07:03,235 --> 00:07:05,405 - Is this because me and Sparrow boned? 162 00:07:05,439 --> 00:07:07,309 - Not everything is about Sparrow! 163 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,347 - Okay, well, what is it then? - Nothing! 164 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,117 - It doesn't seem like nothing. 165 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,754 - I don't know what to tell you. 166 00:07:12,787 --> 00:07:14,390 - Fine. - Fine. 167 00:07:14,423 --> 00:07:16,127 [Upbeat new wave music] 168 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:03,188 - Happy I can provide this important cheering up service. 169 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,825 [Astrid laughs quietly] 170 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:08,532 - I just don't understand why she's so cagey. 171 00:08:09,033 --> 00:08:10,435 It's not like her. 172 00:08:11,437 --> 00:08:13,008 [Laughs] 173 00:08:13,041 --> 00:08:14,443 - What? - No, it's... 174 00:08:15,312 --> 00:08:17,625 Reminds me of someone I know. 175 00:08:17,659 --> 00:08:18,591 - Touche. 176 00:08:19,159 --> 00:08:20,729 But it's not like her... 177 00:08:21,397 --> 00:08:23,000 - It's frustrating. 178 00:08:23,601 --> 00:08:25,205 I'm sorry, babe. 179 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:27,743 - Babe? 180 00:08:27,777 --> 00:08:29,413 - Too much? 181 00:08:29,446 --> 00:08:31,050 - No, I like it. 182 00:08:32,219 --> 00:08:34,556 It's just no one's ever called me "babe" before. 183 00:08:37,496 --> 00:08:39,131 - Babe. - Babe. 184 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,568 [Laughing] 185 00:08:45,211 --> 00:08:46,614 [Astrid laughs] 186 00:08:48,050 --> 00:08:49,486 [Whoosh] 187 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,123 [Music fades out] 188 00:08:54,296 --> 00:08:55,699 [Click] 189 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,074 [Yawn] 190 00:09:01,177 --> 00:09:02,612 [Deep inhale] 191 00:09:02,646 --> 00:09:04,249 [Exhale] 192 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:07,622 [Creepy music] 193 00:09:18,779 --> 00:09:21,050 [Screams] 194 00:09:21,083 --> 00:09:22,419 [Music fades out] 195 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:24,389 - You made me ruin my nail! 196 00:09:24,423 --> 00:09:26,026 [Nervous breathing] - Sorry. 197 00:09:27,229 --> 00:09:28,631 Nightmare. 198 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:36,748 [Deep sigh] 199 00:09:38,819 --> 00:09:40,421 [Eerie music] 200 00:09:45,331 --> 00:09:46,735 [Breathy unintelligible whispers] 201 00:10:09,747 --> 00:10:11,317 [Screeching] 202 00:10:16,594 --> 00:10:18,130 - You know I think you're already perfect. - I know, but don't you th ink 203 00:10:18,164 --> 00:10:20,535 butt implants would take me to the next level? 204 00:10:20,568 --> 00:10:23,140 - Oh, if there is such a thing as next level, 205 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:24,376 I've never seen it. [Michelle sighs] 206 00:10:24,409 --> 00:10:27,449 - Yeah, I guess this is sort of outside of your wheelhouse. 207 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:29,119 - Oh, no, no, no, I meant-- 208 00:10:29,152 --> 00:10:31,256 - You know, I think I'm gonna do it. 209 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:33,527 - Okay, well, why don't you try falsies first? 210 00:10:33,561 --> 00:10:35,833 And you can test them out at the dance! 211 00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:37,502 - Yeah, maybe. 212 00:10:37,535 --> 00:10:39,439 [Sucks air in through teeth] [Slaps buttock] 213 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:41,176 You know what? 214 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:43,782 I think I need a diet soda to think straight. 215 00:10:48,324 --> 00:10:49,727 You, 216 00:10:49,761 --> 00:10:51,297 delinquent numero uno , 217 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:52,700 go get me a diet soda from the caf. 218 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,436 And make sure it's not flat. 219 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:56,173 Take someone with you so you don't vandalize anything else 220 00:10:56,206 --> 00:10:57,275 in the school. 221 00:10:57,309 --> 00:10:59,413 - I think Candace said she had to go to the bathroom? 222 00:10:59,446 --> 00:11:01,183 - When did she say that? 223 00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:04,256 - Sure, whatever. 224 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,572 [Creepy music] 225 00:11:16,915 --> 00:11:18,719 [Chittering] 226 00:11:33,514 --> 00:11:34,884 [Scream] 227 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,796 - It's supposed to look shiny, not slimy. 228 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:43,167 It's like you've never decoupaged a demon head before, 229 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,603 I swear. 230 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,575 Eggs! 231 00:11:47,609 --> 00:11:49,379 When you're done doing your little nerdy stuff, 232 00:11:49,413 --> 00:11:52,385 I need you to glue these eyeballs onto this tail. 233 00:11:52,419 --> 00:11:56,193 - According to Zoroastrian and Mesopotamian demon mythology, 234 00:11:56,226 --> 00:11:58,631 eyeballs on tails aren't accurate. 235 00:12:00,268 --> 00:12:01,670 - You two. 236 00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:04,643 You think you're pretty clever sneaking off, huh? 237 00:12:04,677 --> 00:12:06,246 I'm separating you. 238 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,219 I need you crafting, not goofing on the job. 239 00:12:09,252 --> 00:12:10,655 [Mischievous music] 240 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:13,461 [Breathing heavily] 241 00:12:14,496 --> 00:12:15,899 - Yah! 242 00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:21,643 - Okay, Carl, 243 00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:23,614 time to focus. No... 244 00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:25,686 the school fair is over. 245 00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:27,422 We need to research the Guardian 246 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,359 and put the girls' minds at rest. 247 00:12:29,794 --> 00:12:31,397 [Tender music] 248 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,603 Okay. 249 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,609 Five minutes more, but after that, we get to work! 250 00:12:40,983 --> 00:12:42,552 Okay. 251 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,291 Whoo! 252 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,930 [Gibberish] 253 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,338 - So, um... 254 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,276 The fair last night. 255 00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:55,679 - What about it? 256 00:12:56,013 --> 00:12:57,649 - Um, uh... 257 00:12:57,683 --> 00:12:59,419 - I'm just kidding. 258 00:12:59,453 --> 00:13:01,423 Uh, that was really fun. 259 00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:03,427 - I mean, I thought so. 260 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:05,398 [Gentle music] 261 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:06,633 - But still, uh... 262 00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,707 Kinda surprised you didn't take Astrid with you now instead. 263 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:13,347 - It's just nice to hang out with someone else for a change. 264 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,817 - Someone else? 265 00:13:14,851 --> 00:13:16,855 - Uh, you else...? 266 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,457 That's not a thing. 267 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,661 [Tender music] 268 00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:24,669 Oh, so that's how it is, huh? 269 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,873 - Mm-hm. 270 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,475 - Um... 271 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:29,346 maybe we can sneak into the stacks 272 00:13:29,379 --> 00:13:30,816 when we get back. 273 00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:32,753 - That feels a little public. 274 00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:34,456 Um... 275 00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:36,493 you know, maybe we should just keep things for us 276 00:13:36,527 --> 00:13:37,897 for a while? 277 00:13:37,930 --> 00:13:39,566 - Okay. 278 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,042 - It's just, um... 279 00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:45,913 you know, everyone's always in my business, 280 00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:48,450 and I thought it might be nice to have some time 281 00:13:48,484 --> 00:13:49,887 to ourselves, you know? 282 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:52,458 - Yeah. 283 00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:53,895 Yeah, that sounds nice. 284 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,939 [Dramatic music] [Screech] 285 00:14:15,973 --> 00:14:17,408 - I know, right? 286 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:18,611 - Yeah, that was magical. 287 00:14:18,644 --> 00:14:21,517 Uh, we should probably get back to the library, like stat, 288 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,922 before Michelle glue guns us to our seats. 289 00:14:24,589 --> 00:14:26,460 - That seems a bit excessive, but okay. 290 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:29,466 - LILLY: Ahh, come on. 291 00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:32,005 [Slaps table] 292 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,675 - Um, hi? 293 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,346 - It's here. The creepy-ass monster from my nightmare. 294 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:37,382 - What? 295 00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:40,889 - It's friggin' real and here inside the school. 296 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,559 Oh, and bonu s: 297 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,764 it's the most terrifying one we've seen yet. 298 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:47,435 - Oh... 299 00:14:47,468 --> 00:14:49,039 Okay, not him... 300 00:14:50,842 --> 00:14:52,412 Not them... 301 00:14:53,614 --> 00:14:55,051 Not her... 302 00:14:55,752 --> 00:14:57,790 - No, no! 303 00:14:57,823 --> 00:15:00,061 We just we need to find, like 304 00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:02,098 - ...The Somnium Viatore? 305 00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:04,704 I sure as shit hope not. 306 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,640 - How bad? - Really damn bad. 307 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,112 It's a nightmare traveler that enters the realm 308 00:15:09,145 --> 00:15:12,118 through the nightmare of someone keeping a secret. 309 00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:14,122 Mm-hm. 310 00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,426 That we cannot detect because... 311 00:15:16,961 --> 00:15:20,468 Well, shit, our powers don't work on the dream travelers. 312 00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:21,938 Thanks a lot, Lilly. 313 00:15:21,971 --> 00:15:23,742 - Sorry, it's not like I did it on purpose. 314 00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:25,444 - Okay, what are you not telling me? 315 00:15:25,478 --> 00:15:26,881 - Nothing! 316 00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,617 [Astrid sighs] 317 00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:31,456 - Once it's unleashed, it can attack anyone. 318 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:34,029 It wraps you in its wet hair cocoon like a spider. 319 00:15:34,062 --> 00:15:35,899 Then stores you in its web. 320 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,604 Oh, where, if you remain too long, 321 00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:40,474 will dissolve and melt your skin. 322 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:41,978 What the hell? Oh... 323 00:15:42,011 --> 00:15:44,082 [Inhales through teeth] I do not need this today! 324 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:47,990 - To kill it, you have to suck it up into a video camera? 325 00:15:48,023 --> 00:15:49,727 - Do those even still exist? 326 00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:51,663 [Edgy music] 327 00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:06,894 - And that means the next full moon is.... 328 00:16:10,601 --> 00:16:12,138 [Groans] 329 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,611 - I defs didn't get any signal it was here, did you? 330 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:17,850 - No, no leg twitch. Nothing! 331 00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:21,056 So, then it's definitely that nightmare thingie. 332 00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,860 - How'd it happen again? 333 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,462 - Oh, I was ma-- 334 00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:26,133 Uh, getting a soda and, uh... 335 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:27,770 there it was. 336 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:29,707 - Right. 337 00:16:29,974 --> 00:16:31,811 How was that soda? 338 00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,682 Extra delicious? 339 00:16:33,715 --> 00:16:35,151 Did you get me one? 340 00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:38,958 Or were you two too busy drinking all the sodas yourself? 341 00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:40,696 - What are you talking about? 342 00:16:40,729 --> 00:16:44,069 - Why didn't you pick me to get Michelle's flat soda? 343 00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,671 Why did you pick Candace? 344 00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:47,542 I'm supposed to be your best friend. 345 00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:50,816 - Uh, excuse me for picking a different friend for once. 346 00:16:50,849 --> 00:16:52,886 - Are you and Candace actually friends again? 347 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,489 - So, what if we are? 348 00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:56,961 It's not like you don't have any new people in your life. 349 00:16:56,995 --> 00:16:58,798 - Well, excusez-moi for having a boyfriend. 350 00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:00,702 - I don't care that you have a boyfriend. 351 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:02,105 - Well, I don't care that you have other friends. 352 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,708 It's just Candace? 353 00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:05,243 She is the worst. 354 00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,582 - You don't know her. No one does. 355 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,085 - I'm pretty sure I do. 356 00:17:09,618 --> 00:17:12,224 It's just really weird you're being so secretive about it. 357 00:17:12,258 --> 00:17:14,095 - Me, secretive? 358 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,201 Pretty sure this belongs to Sparrow. 359 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,105 Your boyfriend. 360 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,209 He must've dropped it off in the back of my car, 361 00:17:21,242 --> 00:17:23,180 where, apparently, you had sex. 362 00:17:23,748 --> 00:17:25,151 [Dramatic music hit] 363 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,557 You know that car is our sacred space! 364 00:17:29,626 --> 00:17:32,665 - Well, at least I didn't bring our most sworn enemy 365 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,269 to Pudge Patrol HQ, 366 00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:37,241 our absolute most private sacred space! 367 00:17:37,776 --> 00:17:39,512 - Candace is not our enemy. 368 00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:42,285 She might be yours, but she's definitely not mine! 369 00:17:42,318 --> 00:17:43,988 [Footsteps recede] 370 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,591 [Tense music] [Door opens] 371 00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:49,900 [Door closes] 372 00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:59,219 [Tense music] - I'd like to see that journal when you're done with it. 373 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,623 - Ye ah, no problem. It might take me a while. 374 00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:04,997 - Hm, doesn't usually take me that long to read, but whatever. 375 00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,038 - That is cool. Did you draw that? 376 00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:10,742 - Uh, what? No, it's nothing. 377 00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,180 - Okay, sorry, never mind. 378 00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:15,685 - It's just, it's private. 379 00:18:16,153 --> 00:18:18,056 - You don't trust me or something? 380 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,827 [Lilly clears her throat] 381 00:18:21,229 --> 00:18:22,900 - I-- I do! 382 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,071 It's just my life is complicated. 383 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,908 - What does that mean? 384 00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:28,945 - I can't tell you. 385 00:18:28,978 --> 00:18:31,784 - All right, okay, I got it. - Okay, okay, no wait! 386 00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:33,721 - It's fine, we're doing the whole hot cold thing, 387 00:18:33,755 --> 00:18:35,191 I get it. I'm... 388 00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:37,595 I'm gonna go work on my feather sculpture. 389 00:18:37,628 --> 00:18:38,932 [Gentle music] 390 00:18:41,403 --> 00:18:43,040 [Astrid sighs] 391 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,344 - Thanks monsters 392 00:18:45,377 --> 00:18:47,014 and Lilly's stupid nightmare, 393 00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:48,952 that she won't even tell me about. 394 00:18:55,631 --> 00:18:57,034 [Sigh] 395 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,876 [Footsteps approaching] 396 00:19:00,909 --> 00:19:04,115 - This doesn't look anything like the picture I showed you! 397 00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:06,386 I already have to go to this thing alone, 398 00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:08,958 which I always end up doing and it totally bums me out, 399 00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,829 and all I wanna do is just look around 400 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,866 and see these decorations looking perfect 401 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,271 so that I'm not double bummed out, you know?! 402 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:16,974 - You know, 403 00:19:17,008 --> 00:19:19,379 if you don't want to go to the dance alone, 404 00:19:19,412 --> 00:19:22,151 why don't you just ask somebody to go with you? 405 00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:24,389 - What? [Tender music fades out] 406 00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:26,727 Shit, did I say that out loud? 407 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,036 - Tate. - Ah, shit, what now? 408 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,006 - Go raid the art supply closet. 409 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,777 I need it, I need the good stuff. 410 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,714 Get me the good stuff! 411 00:19:36,747 --> 00:19:39,385 Real feathers, gold yarn, whatever is sparkly! 412 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:41,089 Anything to make this look hot. 413 00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:43,260 And gold paint. 414 00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,897 [Tender music] 415 00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,366 Take someone! 416 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,370 [Flip-flop shoes receding] 417 00:19:50,909 --> 00:19:53,247 - Well, up for a little one on one? 418 00:19:55,919 --> 00:19:57,288 [Heavy sigh] 419 00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,294 I'll take that as a yes. 420 00:20:02,799 --> 00:20:04,235 [Pensive music] 421 00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:12,853 [Doors closes] 422 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,161 - Jonas used to keep a box of weird craft stuff 423 00:20:17,195 --> 00:20:19,132 that might chill Michelle the F out. 424 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,436 Oh, there it is. 425 00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:23,073 Top shelf. 426 00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:24,777 - All right. 427 00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,479 You know, it's been fun to hang out, 428 00:20:26,513 --> 00:20:28,918 me and you, like it used to be. 429 00:20:28,952 --> 00:20:31,089 It's been a while since we were alone. 430 00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:32,759 - I guess. 431 00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:35,164 - You know, I was thinkin', for old time's sake, 432 00:20:35,197 --> 00:20:37,335 maybe you could help me out with something. 433 00:20:37,368 --> 00:20:39,205 - Gross, Tate, I'm not gonna-- 434 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,176 - No, uh, no, that's not what I meant. 435 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:42,779 I just... 436 00:20:42,813 --> 00:20:45,351 I thought maybe you could explain to me again 437 00:20:45,384 --> 00:20:47,054 why you broke up with me? 438 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,127 - Seriously? I-I thought we talked about this. 439 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,964 - Yeah, no we did. It just, uh, it would, 440 00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,803 it would help me out, you know, to process some stuff. 441 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,306 [Sighs] - Fine. 442 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,379 I broke up with you because we want different things, Tate. 443 00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,951 We have nothing in common, and you know it. 444 00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:03,988 - Do I? 445 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,128 Or is it because you and Lilly are together? 446 00:21:07,562 --> 00:21:09,900 Uh- 447 00:21:10,401 --> 00:21:12,338 - What are you talking about? 448 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,409 - Nice try. I saw you guys kissing. 449 00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:16,881 - We weren't-- - I saw you. 450 00:21:16,914 --> 00:21:19,419 If you're going to break up with me, Candace, whatever. 451 00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,491 But I never thought you were a cheater and a liar. 452 00:21:22,525 --> 00:21:24,830 - I never cheated on you, I swear. 453 00:21:24,863 --> 00:21:26,232 [Scoffs] 454 00:21:28,905 --> 00:21:30,341 Please don't tell anyone. 455 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,278 Please. 456 00:21:34,215 --> 00:21:35,819 [Wings fluttering] 457 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,803 [Scoffs] 458 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,275 - You know what, Carl... 459 00:21:48,443 --> 00:21:51,016 for a stuffed animal, you can be really judgey. 460 00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:53,988 Yes, I still have my bedtime story books. 461 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,124 Ah-- 462 00:21:55,157 --> 00:21:57,028 Well, maybe because they're filled with my favorite 463 00:21:57,061 --> 00:21:58,898 make-bel ieves, you ever think of that, hm? 464 00:21:58,931 --> 00:22:00,869 So, now, I'm just gonna get to the story 465 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,438 of the Guardians, show the girls 466 00:22:02,471 --> 00:22:04,375 that it's all just silly stories. 467 00:22:09,452 --> 00:22:11,089 [Tense music] 468 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,525 [Scoffs] 469 00:22:17,568 --> 00:22:19,138 It's uh... 470 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,775 It's not in here. 471 00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:24,115 If it's not in here, then, uh... 472 00:22:36,206 --> 00:22:37,843 Uh, it-it's fine. 473 00:22:37,876 --> 00:22:39,312 [Chuckles nervously] 474 00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:40,915 I said it's fine. 475 00:22:47,128 --> 00:22:48,563 - Everything okay? 476 00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:50,167 - Yeah, totally fine. 477 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,471 - You sure? 478 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,142 - Yep. 479 00:22:54,943 --> 00:22:57,014 - So, I was wonder-- ing... 480 00:22:58,116 --> 00:22:59,552 [Gentle music] 481 00:23:13,313 --> 00:23:14,917 [Tense music] 482 00:23:18,123 --> 00:23:19,525 [Sighs] 483 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,043 [Chittering] [Boom] 484 00:23:37,661 --> 00:23:39,265 - Hello? 485 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,077 [Loud eerie music] 486 00:23:47,181 --> 00:23:48,951 [Screech] [Scream] 487 00:23:52,591 --> 00:23:54,262 [Raspy breathing] 488 00:23:54,295 --> 00:23:55,631 [Dramatic music] 489 00:24:16,306 --> 00:24:17,976 [Dramatic music] - May I talk to you? 490 00:24:19,645 --> 00:24:21,249 Privately? 491 00:24:31,603 --> 00:24:34,041 So, I know you guys aren't 492 00:24:34,075 --> 00:24:36,079 hunting monsters. 493 00:24:36,112 --> 00:24:38,684 However, I do have some really important information 494 00:24:38,718 --> 00:24:40,487 for anyone who was 495 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,291 hunting 496 00:24:42,324 --> 00:24:43,694 monsters... 497 00:24:45,765 --> 00:24:48,069 - Fine, yes, we're hunting monsters. What? 498 00:24:48,103 --> 00:24:50,174 - Astrid! - Yeah, well, he clearly knows! 499 00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:52,344 - According to my research, 500 00:24:52,378 --> 00:24:55,117 the three solar flares that created the triangulation 501 00:24:55,150 --> 00:24:57,655 all occurred on full moon nights. 502 00:24:57,689 --> 00:25:00,327 There's a series of special solar eclipses 503 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:02,298 set to happen over the next couple of months. 504 00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:04,302 Which means 505 00:25:04,335 --> 00:25:05,939 something big is gonna happen. 506 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:08,043 - What? 507 00:25:08,076 --> 00:25:10,347 - I don't know. You're the monster hunter. 508 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:12,719 - Okay, well, tell her 509 00:25:12,752 --> 00:25:14,455 that we opened the portal on a full moon 510 00:25:14,489 --> 00:25:16,125 and that we should probably check it out. 511 00:25:16,159 --> 00:25:17,595 - Tell her, 512 00:25:17,628 --> 00:25:19,599 duh, we should definitely check it out, 513 00:25:19,632 --> 00:25:21,402 but, right now, we should probably deal with the monsters 514 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,340 that are right in front of our faces 515 00:25:23,373 --> 00:25:24,977 and deal with that later. 516 00:25:26,112 --> 00:25:28,183 - You guys can hear each other, right? 517 00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:34,228 - Supplies? 518 00:25:34,262 --> 00:25:35,631 - Duh! 519 00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,301 [Lilly sighs] 520 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,372 [Mischievous music] 521 00:25:45,050 --> 00:25:46,486 [Lilly sighs] 522 00:25:46,519 --> 00:25:48,156 [Astrid mutters under her breath] 523 00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:50,627 - So, you won't tell me about whatever that is 524 00:25:50,661 --> 00:25:52,264 but you're gonna tell Eggs? 525 00:25:52,298 --> 00:25:54,368 - I don't have to tell you everything, you know. 526 00:25:54,402 --> 00:25:55,772 - No, you don't have to tell me everything, 527 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,208 but you don't tell me anything. 528 00:25:57,241 --> 00:25:59,245 You're always running off and saying you can't tell me why. 529 00:25:59,278 --> 00:26:01,149 Like every single time that we're together. 530 00:26:02,151 --> 00:26:03,721 What am I supposed to do with that? 531 00:26:03,754 --> 00:26:07,261 - Excuse me, what did I say, delinquent numero dos ? 532 00:26:07,294 --> 00:26:09,465 Less talking, more crafting! 533 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,079 - Screw this. 534 00:26:18,283 --> 00:26:19,686 [Gloomy music] 535 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,356 [Blows through teeth] 536 00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:28,270 [Tender music] 537 00:26:41,897 --> 00:26:43,500 [Tense music] 538 00:27:03,506 --> 00:27:05,210 [Chittering] 539 00:27:06,212 --> 00:27:07,615 [Sighs] 540 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,842 [Screaming] 541 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,846 - Oh, I know what you're thinking, 542 00:27:22,879 --> 00:27:25,584 but the Guardian definitely isn't in the demon book. 543 00:27:26,219 --> 00:27:27,856 So, stop. [Laughs] 544 00:27:27,889 --> 00:27:29,893 Everyone knows not to believe a Kevaculous 545 00:27:29,926 --> 00:27:31,629 in the midst of an exorcism. 546 00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:33,566 And besides... 547 00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:36,606 my dad wouldn't have lied to me. 548 00:27:37,308 --> 00:27:38,844 Right? 549 00:27:41,182 --> 00:27:42,618 I mean, it can't be, right? 550 00:27:42,651 --> 00:27:44,255 It-it's just- 551 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,725 It can't be. 552 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:51,469 Grozzy... 553 00:27:53,373 --> 00:27:55,477 Gulfopigus... See? 554 00:27:55,912 --> 00:27:57,514 No Guardian. 555 00:27:57,548 --> 00:27:59,218 [Dramatic music] 556 00:27:59,251 --> 00:28:00,788 Oh... 557 00:28:00,822 --> 00:28:02,491 The Guardian, with a... 558 00:28:02,792 --> 00:28:04,428 With a "T". 559 00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:06,232 [Sighs] 560 00:28:06,265 --> 00:28:08,738 Well that doesn't mean he's here in Copper's Cove. 561 00:28:10,407 --> 00:28:11,844 Ahh... 562 00:28:11,877 --> 00:28:13,646 [Dark music] 563 00:28:16,552 --> 00:28:17,922 Oh. 564 00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,944 - Well, you have longer arms, just saying. 565 00:28:28,978 --> 00:28:30,614 - Oh, you're impossible. 566 00:28:34,622 --> 00:28:39,365 - Mm! 567 00:28:42,004 --> 00:28:43,573 - No. 568 00:28:43,606 --> 00:28:45,644 - Michelle, we need more art supplies. 569 00:28:46,579 --> 00:28:48,684 For your beautiful decorations. 570 00:28:49,318 --> 00:28:50,755 Astrid and I could go? 571 00:28:50,788 --> 00:28:53,828 - We think we know where Jonas kept the glitter gun. 572 00:28:53,861 --> 00:28:55,464 - Fine. 573 00:28:55,497 --> 00:28:56,934 Don't do anything weird. 574 00:29:01,609 --> 00:29:03,246 [Dramatic, dark music] 575 00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,856 [Gasps] 576 00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,492 - You're a real dick, 577 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,663 you know that? 578 00:29:28,998 --> 00:29:30,600 [Chittering] 579 00:29:38,349 --> 00:29:39,753 [Scream] 580 00:29:40,888 --> 00:29:42,859 - I didn't realize it was necessary 581 00:29:42,892 --> 00:29:44,628 to slam every single door. 582 00:29:44,662 --> 00:29:46,499 - Well, I told you the web wouldn't be in the caf. 583 00:29:46,532 --> 00:29:48,470 - It's too bright. - Oh, well, sorry. 584 00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:49,672 Didn't realize you were the expert. 585 00:29:49,973 --> 00:29:52,478 Not like I've been seeing this thing in my dream all day, 586 00:29:52,511 --> 00:29:54,014 but whatever. 587 00:29:54,048 --> 00:29:55,685 [Locker mechanism clatters] 588 00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:57,521 - The other hallway would've been faster. 589 00:29:57,554 --> 00:30:00,393 Maybe if Candace suggested it, you would've listened. 590 00:30:00,427 --> 00:30:01,864 - Hm... 591 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,803 Hm, well, 592 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,672 the most responsible one of us should hold it. 593 00:30:06,707 --> 00:30:08,309 -Mm-hm. 594 00:30:09,545 --> 00:30:10,982 [Sigh] - Whatever. 595 00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:13,821 Okay, well, one less thing on the list: 596 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,624 we need the video camera. 597 00:30:15,657 --> 00:30:17,494 - Well, I know where Jonas kept it. 598 00:30:17,528 --> 00:30:19,498 - Oh, congratulations. Why don't you go get it then? 599 00:30:19,532 --> 00:30:21,035 - Well, super, why don't I? 600 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,741 - Well, super, why-yi-yi-yi... 601 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,920 So I guess we're just gonna be all business then. 602 00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:31,556 - Yep! [Sighs] 603 00:30:31,589 --> 00:30:33,026 All business. 604 00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,371 Or... 605 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,042 do you want to talk about anything else, 606 00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:43,346 like Sparrow for the 10 millionth time? 607 00:30:44,548 --> 00:30:45,952 - Nope. 608 00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:47,654 Oh, do you want to say something else? 609 00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:50,060 Oh, never mind. Just keep things to yourself. 610 00:30:50,093 --> 00:30:51,763 - Cause you're an open book. 611 00:30:54,568 --> 00:30:56,807 - Well, this has been a goddamn delight. 612 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,109 [Screaming] 613 00:30:58,142 --> 00:30:59,578 [Snarl] 614 00:31:01,449 --> 00:31:02,886 [Creepy music] 615 00:31:02,919 --> 00:31:04,522 [Snarling] 616 00:31:06,459 --> 00:31:07,829 [Astrid and Lilly groan] 617 00:31:09,866 --> 00:31:11,469 - Great, look what you did. 618 00:31:11,502 --> 00:31:12,939 - What I did? 619 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,110 - Lilly, with both of us captured, 620 00:31:15,143 --> 00:31:17,080 how are we gonna get outta this? 621 00:31:17,114 --> 00:31:18,784 Who's gonna save us? 622 00:31:28,704 --> 00:31:30,073 [Tense, creepy music] [Moans and groans from all] 623 00:31:30,841 --> 00:31:31,777 [Calming exhale] 624 00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:33,981 - You think now might be a good time to tell me 625 00:31:34,014 --> 00:31:35,851 - what's going on? - Yeah, seriously. 626 00:31:35,885 --> 00:31:37,588 - Ditto! 627 00:31:40,627 --> 00:31:42,699 - Just tell 'em what's going on. 628 00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,072 - Uh, yeah, um, sorry, Sparrow, um... 629 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,411 Lilly and I are kind of monster hunters. 630 00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:52,017 - What the... 631 00:31:52,050 --> 00:31:54,088 - That is not what I expected you to say. 632 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,725 - This is insane, 633 00:31:55,758 --> 00:31:57,461 but I'm weirdly not completely surprised. 634 00:31:59,131 --> 00:32:00,735 [Deep sigh] 635 00:32:00,768 --> 00:32:02,404 - Tell me the truth... 636 00:32:02,604 --> 00:32:03,974 - Are you kidding? Always. 637 00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:07,614 - Do you think this dance is gonna be totally lame? 638 00:32:07,648 --> 00:32:09,986 - No, what!? No, it sounds totally awesome. 639 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:12,992 - Yeah, but am I totally lame for going by myself? 640 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:15,564 - You could never be lame. 641 00:32:15,597 --> 00:32:17,735 You're like negative lame. 642 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,607 And you know this party is gonna be killer 643 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,144 because you planned it. 644 00:32:22,177 --> 00:32:24,749 You are the best party planner in Ohio. 645 00:32:24,783 --> 00:32:26,485 That's what I tell everyone. 646 00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:28,590 Plus you're super-hot and smart 647 00:32:28,623 --> 00:32:30,160 and you're such a good listener. 648 00:32:30,193 --> 00:32:32,064 Going stag is baller. 649 00:32:32,097 --> 00:32:34,769 So, that makes you a cool, independent lady. 650 00:32:34,803 --> 00:32:36,439 - I am, aren't I? 651 00:32:37,174 --> 00:32:38,744 [Dramatic music] 652 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,649 Yeah, I am. 653 00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:44,488 - Okay. 654 00:32:44,521 --> 00:32:46,659 Okay, okay, so, this is where you've been going 655 00:32:46,693 --> 00:32:47,895 this whole time. 656 00:32:47,929 --> 00:32:51,035 Oh, my God, I'm dating Buffy. Holy shit, this is- This is rad. 657 00:32:51,068 --> 00:32:53,039 No, but you should've told me about this before, 658 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,909 like, we were about to die. 659 00:32:54,943 --> 00:32:57,080 Like, "Hey, Sparrow, monsters are real!" 660 00:32:57,114 --> 00:32:59,151 - Okay, I'm not gonna let you die. 661 00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:00,921 - Monster thing is old news, bro! 662 00:33:00,955 --> 00:33:02,524 You wanna hear the real secret? 663 00:33:02,557 --> 00:33:04,863 Candace and Lilly are frickin' dating. 664 00:33:08,269 --> 00:33:10,540 - I wouldn't really call it dating. 665 00:33:11,843 --> 00:33:13,847 - Okay, wait a second, Candace? 666 00:33:13,881 --> 00:33:16,252 Wait a second, Tate?! Did you just out them? 667 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,824 On what planet do you think that that's okay? 668 00:33:18,857 --> 00:33:21,062 That's beyond unacceptable, you idiot! 669 00:33:21,897 --> 00:33:24,668 - Thank you. - You gotta be kidding me! 670 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,672 Candace is your crush?! 671 00:33:26,707 --> 00:33:28,209 Why did you lie to me? 672 00:33:28,242 --> 00:33:30,715 - Why was I lying to you about C-bomb? 673 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:32,117 - Yes! I tell you everything! 674 00:33:32,150 --> 00:33:33,721 And I would've told you to run for the hills 675 00:33:33,754 --> 00:33:35,623 which you clearly needed to hear! 676 00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:37,829 Man... 677 00:33:37,862 --> 00:33:39,665 are we even friends anymore? 678 00:33:39,699 --> 00:33:40,968 - Are we even friends anymore?! 679 00:33:41,002 --> 00:33:43,006 - You thought we were friends? 680 00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:44,809 - You guys call me C-bomb? 681 00:33:44,843 --> 00:33:46,545 Astrid, did it ever occur to you that the reason 682 00:33:46,579 --> 00:33:47,749 I'm not nice to you is because 683 00:33:47,782 --> 00:33:49,118 you're a massive beyotch to me? 684 00:33:49,151 --> 00:33:51,222 - Oh, well, it takes one to know one. 685 00:33:51,255 --> 00:33:53,026 Did it ever occur to you 686 00:33:53,059 --> 00:33:56,065 that I was just trying to protect me and my friend? 687 00:33:56,098 --> 00:33:57,668 - Hang on... 688 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,941 What did you mean by "we're not really dating"? 689 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:03,246 Do you not want this anymore? 690 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,583 Are-are you embarrassed of your sexuality? 691 00:34:05,617 --> 00:34:06,853 Because I thought you said-- 692 00:34:06,887 --> 00:34:08,757 - Uh, not at all. She's fluid - duh. 693 00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:10,260 She's cool with that. 694 00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:11,862 It's you. 695 00:34:13,734 --> 00:34:16,605 - So, this was just some big freaking joke to you? 696 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,609 - This was what I was worried about! 697 00:34:18,643 --> 00:34:20,715 She's the C-bomb for a reason! 698 00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:22,284 Seems like she's playing you! 699 00:34:22,317 --> 00:34:23,920 Maybe you don't know her like you think you do! 700 00:34:23,954 --> 00:34:25,925 - Right, because the only way that someone like her 701 00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:27,762 could like someone like me was if it was a joke! 702 00:34:27,795 --> 00:34:29,098 - That's not what I said! 703 00:34:29,130 --> 00:34:31,034 - I'm not playing you. I just... 704 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,739 - LILLY: Oh, my God. 705 00:34:32,772 --> 00:34:34,141 Tate's right. 706 00:34:34,809 --> 00:34:36,245 Astrid's right. 707 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:38,216 It is me. 708 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,155 You're embarrassed by me? 709 00:34:43,226 --> 00:34:45,797 So, that's why you didn't want to make out in the stacks. 710 00:34:45,831 --> 00:34:47,802 - Wait, wait just another goddamn second. 711 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,304 So this jock-turd, Tate- no offense - 712 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:50,273 knew that you guys 713 00:34:50,306 --> 00:34:52,043 were hunting monsters before me too?! 714 00:34:52,077 --> 00:34:53,679 - Sparrow, I-I-- 715 00:34:53,714 --> 00:34:56,051 I didn't want you to, like, be involved and 716 00:34:56,085 --> 00:34:58,089 - So, you've been lying to only me 717 00:34:58,122 --> 00:34:59,759 for our entire relationship. 718 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,030 - Hey, guys! 719 00:35:02,064 --> 00:35:04,068 we should probably get outta these hair cocoons 720 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:06,605 before they dissolve our skin. 721 00:35:07,107 --> 00:35:08,744 And one more thing: 722 00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:10,681 that thing is coming back! 723 00:35:10,714 --> 00:35:12,317 [All screaming] 724 00:35:21,268 --> 00:35:24,641 - Thank God for Michelle's stupid craft project. 725 00:35:25,678 --> 00:35:27,782 I'm not gonna let us die like this. 726 00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:29,618 - Hurry! 727 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:34,661 - I'll get the rest of you in a sec. 728 00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:36,298 [Screech] [Scream] 729 00:35:36,332 --> 00:35:38,169 - Let me out, let me out! 730 00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,775 - Oh, come on! 731 00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:45,350 - Hurry, hurry! 732 00:35:45,383 --> 00:35:47,889 - I'll get you out, I'll get you out! 733 00:35:49,424 --> 00:35:51,061 [Screaming] 734 00:35:54,301 --> 00:35:55,871 [Grunt] 735 00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:57,708 - Oh, my God! 736 00:35:57,742 --> 00:35:59,679 - EGGS: Come on! - ASTRID: Yeah... 737 00:36:00,246 --> 00:36:01,983 - Oh, God, oh, God! 738 00:36:02,017 --> 00:36:03,352 [Screech] 739 00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:06,392 - Hey, slimeball! 740 00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:08,262 Over here. 741 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:10,333 - Video camera! - Yeah, I know. 742 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,339 Here. 743 00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:17,715 [Screech] 744 00:36:17,748 --> 00:36:20,721 - Don't forget to press record. - Yeah, I got it. 745 00:36:24,294 --> 00:36:26,265 [Screech] 746 00:36:26,298 --> 00:36:27,969 [Squelching] 747 00:36:28,002 --> 00:36:29,238 [Screeching] 748 00:36:31,175 --> 00:36:32,444 [Screech] 749 00:36:32,477 --> 00:36:33,981 - Ah! 750 00:36:34,949 --> 00:36:36,218 [Grunting] 751 00:36:40,226 --> 00:36:41,863 [Screaming and screeching] 752 00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:43,867 - Whoa! 753 00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:45,838 [Screeching and growling] 754 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,188 [Eggs sighs] 755 00:36:54,221 --> 00:36:55,891 - Huh. 756 00:36:55,925 --> 00:36:57,294 [Relieved sigh] 757 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,141 - Holy shit, that was awesome. 758 00:37:10,086 --> 00:37:11,690 - Wet hair in the orb. Ugh! [Orb closes] 759 00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:20,340 - Careful. 760 00:37:21,943 --> 00:37:23,346 [Sighs] 761 00:37:23,947 --> 00:37:25,316 - I'm sorry... 762 00:37:25,818 --> 00:37:27,955 I-- I don't know what to say. 763 00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:30,326 - Whatever, you don't have to say anything. 764 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,197 Actually, that goes for all of you. 765 00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,201 We should probably keep this under wraps. 766 00:37:34,234 --> 00:37:36,105 - TATE: Yeah, for sure. 767 00:37:36,138 --> 00:37:38,342 - I'm sure you'll be happy about that. 768 00:37:38,376 --> 00:37:39,979 - Thanks for saving us. 769 00:37:41,515 --> 00:37:43,386 You two make a really good team. 770 00:37:43,987 --> 00:37:46,191 - Yeah. Some team. 771 00:37:46,927 --> 00:37:49,966 - SPARROW: Are you good, man? - BRADLEY: Yeah, no, no, no. 772 00:37:49,999 --> 00:37:51,335 This guy does not look good. 773 00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:58,115 - We can't destroy this tape or else the monster 774 00:37:58,149 --> 00:37:59,953 will get released back into the world. 775 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:01,488 But we need to hide it 776 00:38:01,522 --> 00:38:03,894 where no one will ever watch it, so... 777 00:38:03,927 --> 00:38:06,265 do you think you can take care of that? 778 00:38:07,133 --> 00:38:09,471 - I know exactly what to do with it. 779 00:38:15,316 --> 00:38:17,989 - I can't believe those art supplies 780 00:38:18,022 --> 00:38:19,424 spilled all over us. 781 00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:21,095 [Mischievous music] 782 00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:30,346 - Oh, she's asleep. 783 00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:34,889 - I think I'm gonna get some air. 784 00:38:36,592 --> 00:38:38,396 - Are you okay, bro? 785 00:38:38,429 --> 00:38:41,402 - Yeah, that was one hell of an escape room. 786 00:38:41,435 --> 00:38:43,940 I mean, I just thought I was going to detention, 787 00:38:43,974 --> 00:38:45,443 but that was sick! 788 00:38:45,476 --> 00:38:47,113 [Laughing] - CANDACE: Yeah. 789 00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:55,330 [Deep sigh] 790 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:01,241 [Cap down on counter] 791 00:39:13,532 --> 00:39:15,169 - There. 792 00:39:15,203 --> 00:39:16,806 Nobody will ever watch that. 793 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:19,578 No accounting for taste. 794 00:39:19,611 --> 00:39:21,181 [Upbeat music] 795 00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:37,180 - When I find out 796 00:39:37,213 --> 00:39:39,317 who poured my lunch all over my couture hoodie, 797 00:39:39,351 --> 00:39:41,923 detention part two, next Saturday! 798 00:39:44,027 --> 00:39:45,563 [Sigh] 799 00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:49,839 - Hey, Sparrow, where are you? 800 00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,477 Can we please, please, please 801 00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:54,214 talk? 802 00:39:54,247 --> 00:39:56,018 [Sigh] 803 00:39:56,051 --> 00:39:57,888 Oh, great. 804 00:39:57,922 --> 00:39:59,391 Now what? 805 00:40:03,499 --> 00:40:05,236 - Mm... 806 00:40:06,105 --> 00:40:07,474 This is weird. 807 00:40:08,008 --> 00:40:10,346 I take it from the slime in your hair 808 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:12,484 that you've had the pleasure of meeting the Somnium Viatore? 809 00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:14,154 - Yep. Taken care of. 810 00:40:14,187 --> 00:40:16,358 - Oh, good, good, good! Great work, excellent. 811 00:40:16,392 --> 00:40:19,197 Listen, I did some of the research we talked about. 812 00:40:19,699 --> 00:40:21,535 And, uh, turns out 813 00:40:21,568 --> 00:40:23,606 that, oops, my bad. [Laughs] 814 00:40:24,274 --> 00:40:26,111 I was wrong, okay? 815 00:40:26,145 --> 00:40:28,182 The legend is real, the Guardian is real, 816 00:40:28,215 --> 00:40:29,618 and he's here, in town. 817 00:40:31,288 --> 00:40:32,892 - Cool. 818 00:40:33,592 --> 00:40:36,131 - Uh, that's one way to deal with that! 819 00:40:36,165 --> 00:40:37,567 [Phone chimes] 820 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,204 So, you're-so, you're not mad? 821 00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:41,976 - Whatever. [Phone buttons clicking] 822 00:40:43,012 --> 00:40:45,049 - And I saw the tattoos 823 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,185 you guys talked about. 824 00:40:46,218 --> 00:40:48,255 That's definitely, definitely a Guardian thing, yeah. 825 00:40:48,289 --> 00:40:50,660 It's like, all those kids that are marked, 826 00:40:50,694 --> 00:40:52,363 they're totally working for him. 827 00:40:53,165 --> 00:40:54,601 - So, 828 00:40:54,634 --> 00:40:57,140 Candace's mom is also definitely working for them. 829 00:40:58,309 --> 00:41:00,313 - Shocker. - Whatever. Who cares. 830 00:41:00,714 --> 00:41:02,283 - Oh. 831 00:41:02,317 --> 00:41:03,954 Okay. 832 00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:05,691 Yeah, I'm just glad you guys are not mad 833 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,327 because it gets worse. 834 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,331 The Guardian wants to open every portal at once 835 00:41:09,364 --> 00:41:10,399 using a giant orb, 836 00:41:10,433 --> 00:41:13,005 and I have to figure out when that's going to happen. 837 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:15,443 So, maybe, probably we should try to stop him? 838 00:41:15,476 --> 00:41:17,280 Hm? 839 00:41:17,313 --> 00:41:18,549 So, how about us three 840 00:41:18,582 --> 00:41:20,954 go to my pad, hash out a plan, hm? 841 00:41:20,988 --> 00:41:22,590 - Why don't we just let Lilly deal with it. 842 00:41:22,624 --> 00:41:25,029 'cuz she likes to do things on her own. 843 00:41:25,062 --> 00:41:27,167 - Well, maybe we should let Astrid deal with it 844 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,638 because, apparently, she knows everything better than anyone. 845 00:41:29,671 --> 00:41:31,275 - Oh, my God. 846 00:41:32,243 --> 00:41:33,680 [Gloomy music] 847 00:41:34,614 --> 00:41:36,218 - Um... 848 00:41:36,618 --> 00:41:38,222 [Door closes in distance] 849 00:41:38,255 --> 00:41:39,692 What? Hello? 850 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,297 What's happening here? 851 00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:47,942 Li-Lilly? 852 00:41:49,211 --> 00:41:50,646 A-- 853 00:41:50,681 --> 00:41:52,283 Astrid? 854 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,964 [Creepy music] 855 00:42:11,188 --> 00:42:12,624 - Hey, Sparrow. 856 00:42:12,657 --> 00:42:15,129 Your mom asked me to give you a ride home. 857 00:42:15,162 --> 00:42:17,066 - Thanks, I'm gonna walk. 858 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,638 - Honey, don't make me kidnap you twice. 859 00:42:19,671 --> 00:42:21,441 [Laughs] 860 00:42:23,179 --> 00:42:24,614 Get in. 861 00:42:24,648 --> 00:42:26,084 As a mom, 862 00:42:26,118 --> 00:42:28,322 I want to honor your mom's wishes. 863 00:42:35,336 --> 00:42:37,106 [Creepy music] 864 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,489 [Thud] 865 00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,229 - THE GUARDIAN: Hello, Sparrow... 866 00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:51,468 - What? 867 00:42:55,610 --> 00:42:57,213 [New Wave music] 868 00:42:58,449 --> 00:43:00,152 ## MALE SINGER: So long ## 869 00:43:00,821 --> 00:43:02,390 ## Pretend ## 870 00:43:02,725 --> 00:43:06,031 ## to forget about your old best friend ## 59036

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