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Good morning, students.
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I am Professor Alexander
Keating, welcome to my class,
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Marriage Counseling 401 or,
as I would like to call it,
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How To Get Away With Cheating.
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Who can tell me what the
biggest myth about cheating is?
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Ah here, Sebastian, go ahead.
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It's bad for you.
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Cheating is good for you.
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Cheating is not bad for
you, cheating is good.
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Somebody say,
"Cheating is good."
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Cheating is good.
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Cheating is good.
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Cheating is good.
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Mm, that's right,
cheating, cheating you see,
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it gives you the
chance to understand
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all of the things you
don't want in relationships
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so you can appreciate the
things that you do have.
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There's a saying in baseball,
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If you ain't cheating,
you ain't trying.
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If you ain't cheating,
you ain't trying
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and relationships
are the same way.
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Relationships are the
same way and sometimes,
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like baseball, the
relationship can just
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get a little bit
boring and that's
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when you gotta get out there
and do what you have to do
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and run around them bases,
run around them bases
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until you can score and
your marriage is safe!
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♫ Yo why you keep
on making faces
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♫ Your boyfriend tripping, you
just send me your location
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♫ See, I had a
chance to stay home
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♫ But you never use my phone
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♫ So just hit me while
I'm gone, when I'm gone
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♫ Yeah, late night,
Netflix and chill
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♫ She think I'm playing, but I'm
really coming over for real
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♫ I ain't on a date so
let's make this clear
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♫ Don't get offended when I'm
biting your ear, that's right
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♫ She only got a problem
with a man like, man like
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♫ She need a fixer
from the fixer
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♫ I can handle you
all night, all night
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♫ I got the sex he
wouldn't give ya, give ya
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♫ So I put it down and
made it up, made it up
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♫ I'm the man, watch me
eat it up, eat it up
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♫ You say he coming home
late, I'm on my way
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♫ Set the stage straight
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♫ What we do is
between me and you
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♫ Act like you never knew, girl
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♫ 'Cause tonight I'm
headed your way
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♫ Send your package and show
me where you stay, girl
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♫ I took a ride on the
West Side, West Side
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♫ Knock your door,
you let me inside
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♫ Guess I'm gonna get a
better ride, better ride
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♫ Sure you're living
like, like a scandal
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♫ I think you need to
twist the scandal
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♫ Sure gimme girl,
up in the scandal
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♫ She probably been watching
scandal, watching scandal
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Well he always criticizes me.
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I feel like whenever
we're out somewhere
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or if I'm in the car, he
always has to criticize me
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about how I'm driving
or what I'm doing
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or everything has
to be a certain way.
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You know, it really,
really aggravates me.
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It has to be done his way.
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It can't be my way.
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I feel really uncomfortable
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and I feel like
I can't be myself
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and it really irritates
me that, you know,
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I'm trying to be myself,
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I'm trying to be
comfortable around you
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and I can't because it always
has to be done your way
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and I just don't feel like
you respect how I feel
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or how I like to do things
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and I don't feel like
anything I do is right.
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I just feel like you're
always criticizing me.
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Mr. Fulmer,
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what did you hear
your wife just say?
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Probably nothing.
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Was she speaking?
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How did it make you feel to
hear what your wife just said?
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It made me feel like she doesn't
listen to anything I say.
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It was great to see you
guys, thank you so much.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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All right, thank you.
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Hello?
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Gary, I'm so sorry.
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Just
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Just please talk to me.
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Listen, I promise I am not as
crazy as you think that I am.
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I'm not psycho.
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Gary, hello?
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I just need you to
trust me, I love you.
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You dumb son of a bitch!
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Oh you're just lucky.
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If I was there, I promise you,
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I would stab you in
your eye with a pencil!
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You damn son of a bitch!
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Okay.
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What
is wrong with these people?!
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Okay.
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Okay, these bastards.
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Oh my
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Oh my God, are you okay?
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Oh, my fibula.
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Oh, oh, I think so.
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What the hell are you doing
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diving in front of
my car like that?
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- Oh God.
- Do you have a death wish?
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No, no, no, no...
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Obviously, you must
have a death wish.
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Oh my gosh, are you blind?
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Did you not see me
backing up my car?
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I was dying to
meet you, girl, so.
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You literally almost
died to meet me.
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I said I was dying, yeah.
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How you doing?
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Hi.
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My name is Alex.
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Hi Alex, I'm Fabrae.
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Oh, Fabrae, oh that's
nice, that's foreign,
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that's foreign, I like that.
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Nice to meet you, though.
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Nice to meet you.
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Are you a professor here?
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Oh yes, indubitably.
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Player, player.
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Well, I'm glad to
know you're okay.
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Oh yeah girl, I'm okay.
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You just gonna touch my chest
like that and walk away, girl?
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You better check my
heartbeat or something.
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It's beating for you right now.
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♫ Baby girl you know
I want you to know
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♫ The things I wanna do to
you, time to let it show
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♫ No messing around,
but it is no mo'
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Jared, look,
bottom line is that
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Bo is the most qualified
candidate for the job.
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He doesn't need experience.
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Look, the man knows air
conditioning and refrigeration.
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On top of that, he's reliable,
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he's self-sufficient
and he looks good.
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Nah, he can start whenever
you need him to start.
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So what's the salary
looking like with this?
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No, no, no, that's
not acceptable.
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He's gonna need double that.
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Mmhmm.
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He'll be there Monday.
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What just happened?
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You got the job.
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What job, I didn't
apply for a job.
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I applied for you.
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You applied for a job for me?
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Yeah.
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Why are you so amazing?
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'Cause I'm meant for you, duh.
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Quinn, you like the best
thing that ever happened to me.
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Is that right?
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I swear.
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Tell me you love me.
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I love you.
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I wanna marry you, baby.
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You gonna marry me?
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Have babies,
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we should put some
babies in here.
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Okay, but you're gonna
have to do more than that,
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you have to show me.
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What you want me to do?
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I wanna see everything.
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What was that?
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Everything.
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Oh, hold up a second.
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Are you serious?
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Ah, I gotta go.
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What?
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Where?
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My mom got hit by a car.
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I thought your
momma was in Denver.
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I'm so scared of heights.
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You say what?
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Huh?
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You said you're
scared of heights.
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I am, but I have
you here to protect me, right?
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You better believe it.
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So I heard that a woman knows
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whether or not she wants
to sleep with a man
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within moments
after meeting him.
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Is that true?
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Mm, yes.
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What about men, do they know?
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How bad do you wanna
sleep with me right now,
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Professor Keating?
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Well seeing
that I almost killed myself
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trying to meet you,
I'd say pretty bad.
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I'd say desperately.
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Me too, so desperate.
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I'm glad you're so
desperate, like I am.
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Not so fast.
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I have a question to ask you.
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That's kind of
rough, but okay...
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Are you married?
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Like Will and Jada married...
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Like married, married.
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Does it matter?
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Not to some, but to me,
marriage is a deal breaker.
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Not only will I not
sleep with a married man,
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but I will ruin a
married man's life
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if I find out he's married
and he didn't tell me.
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So Professor Keating...
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- Yes?
- Sweetheart...
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- Yes?
- Baby...
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Yeah baby, yeah, what's up?
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Are you married?
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I love my husband but...
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You think
he's cheating on you.
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You should follow his ass.
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Follow him where?
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Everywhere.
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What is that gonna accomplish?
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I don't know yet, but I
got this friend named Juicy
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and she suggested that I
just follow Bo around one day
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just to see what he's up to.
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So I did.
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You have a friend named Juicy?
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Oh yeah Olivia,
you would love her.
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She's like this ride or die
intellectual hood chick.
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So anyways, I follow
Bo to a coffee shop,
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he sits down, has
a cup of coffee
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and then leaves and
goes to the gym.
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So you followed
him for nothing.
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While I was at
the coffee shop,
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this little Hispanic
chica walks in, right?
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Sits down directly
across from him.
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They don't touch,
they don't speak,
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they barely even
made eye contact,
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but I knew that they
knew each other.
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How?
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Because Bo has a type,
cute face, a big breast girl.
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That's him all day.
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So you mean to tell me, this
cute Hispanic chica walks in,
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cute face, big breasts and
Bo doesn't even look at her?
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So after he left
and went to the gym,
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I followed her and
ran her plates.
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Quinn, how you run her plates?
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Girl, I got a homegirl
that's a cop, okay?
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Anyways, Bo's little side
piece name is Raquel Ramirez,
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but they call her RaRa.
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I know where she works,
I know where she lives
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and I'ma follow
her again tomorrow.
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In hopes of finding what?
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The truth!
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I'ma follow her,
I'ma follow him,
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I'ma follow whoever
I need to follow
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until I stop feeling the
way that I been feeling
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and I've been feeling lately
like my man is cheating on me
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just like you feel that
your man is cheating on you.
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The only difference is, is that,
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I'm not gonna let
him get away with it.
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Amazing, yeah girl.
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00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:31,913
♫ Lately I've been thinking
259
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:37,669
♫ Oh baby, you crazy
260
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:44,050
♫ Tonight girl I
don't wanna fight
261
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:48,763
♫ I'll make you scream my name
262
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,265
What's your name?
263
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,267
Wes Lee.
264
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,645
- Wesley...
- No, it's Wes Lee.
265
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,981
My name is Laurel, Wes Lee.
266
00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,899
Do you like to have fun?
267
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:00,984
We could.
268
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:02,318
A few of us graduate students
269
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,070
are gonna take out
Professor Keating.
270
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,530
Would you like to come?
271
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,282
I would love to come.
272
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,246
Hey Laurel, who are
those two in the back?
273
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,957
That's Frank and Bonnie,
they're glorified kiss asses.
274
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:18,418
They work for Professor Keating.
275
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,502
Doing what?
276
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,796
Bonnie, the blond,
that's his agent
277
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,175
and Frank, the stone
face, he's his manager.
278
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,594
So besides the butt
sweat on their lips,
279
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,095
they're actually pretty cool.
280
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,306
What does professor
Keating need with an agent?
281
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,326
Because Professor Keating is
one of the most sought after
282
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:36,478
public speakers in
the United States.
283
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,316
Good morning and welcome
to Marriage Counseling 401.
284
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,734
I am Professor
Alexander Keating.
285
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,919
I'm sure that many
of you have heard
286
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,237
a lot of good things about me,
287
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,298
but more importantly,
I can tell by
288
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,698
the excitable
looks on your faces
289
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,242
that you've heard a lot of
good things about this class.
290
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,303
That's the reason
why you're here.
291
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,038
So, let's go ahead
and get into it.
292
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,291
Take a shower.
293
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,293
Okay, when you come
home from having
294
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:03,213
whatever random sexual activity
that you've encountered,
295
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,756
she's gonna wanna
get close to you.
296
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,466
You think it's love, it's not.
297
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,717
She wants to smell you.
298
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:10,303
Nobody knows your smell
better than your woman.
299
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,554
Take a shower.
300
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,476
Wash the smell of someone
else off of your body.
301
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,476
No matter what she says
or how dire the emergency,
302
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:20,313
take that shower or you
will lose her forever.
303
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,571
Hey babe, where you at?
304
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,031
I'm right here.
305
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,992
You going somewhere?
306
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,244
Yeah, I told you I have that
307
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,287
overnight counseling
session in Yonks, remember?
308
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,164
- Oh, okay...
- I told you about that.
309
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,792
Hey, when you
leave, when you leave?
310
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,918
Now.
311
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,229
Okay, well I'm
gonna go take a shower
312
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,462
and then I'll drive you.
313
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,339
Oh, I called
an Uber, it's okay.
314
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,025
Okay, well I guess
I'll see you next week.
315
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,467
I'll see you when you get back.
316
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,178
So I can't have a
kiss before I leave, nothing?
317
00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:53,638
Babe,
318
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,182
I smell like some musty special
ed teacher and some kids.
319
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,185
I'm just musty as crazy
right now, booty stank.
320
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,105
I'ma get at, just I love you.
321
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:14,325
Here is the plan everyone.
322
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,494
So Professor Keating
doesn't necessarily know
323
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,370
that we are coming,
324
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:19,664
so this is a bit of a surprise.
325
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,251
So we have to be
very, very quiet
326
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,629
when we go into his house, okay?
327
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,964
I gotta go.
328
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:28,798
You gotta what?
329
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,716
I'm going.
330
00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,885
No, no, stay right here.
331
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,219
You don't need to go nowhere.
332
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,137
- Be right back.
- No.
333
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:35,388
- Come with me.
- No.
334
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,932
I'm not going nowhere,
I'ma chill right here.
335
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,184
I'm not moving.
336
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:39,976
- Okay...
- No.
337
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,269
I'll be back.
338
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,358
Wait, so they more important?
339
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,195
I'll be right back.
340
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:55,075
You are something else.
341
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,248
Hey.
342
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,084
What's happening?
343
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,543
He's nice, right?
344
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,882
Look, stop hating.
345
00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,551
You're still my number one guy.
346
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:19,182
I think there's a cover
charge there.
347
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,102
Professor Keating,
we're here to save you,
348
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,145
mm, from your loneliness.
349
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:24,938
What are you, dumb?
350
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,939
You're all dumb.
351
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,190
Keep your voices down.
352
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,361
Shh, I think
he's with someone.
353
00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:00,849
Fabrae.
354
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,211
Come on, come on,
come on, come on,
355
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,339
come on, come on, get
up, get up, get up.
356
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,383
Get up, come on, come
on, come on, Fabrae.
357
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,261
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, no, no, no, no, no,
358
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,305
we got some more
strokes to do, come on.
359
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,808
Fabrae, Fabrae,
Fabrae, come on, girl.
360
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,282
Fabrae, Fabrae, hey, hey, hey.
361
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:03,370
♫ Baby what you doing
362
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:08,041
♫ I've got everything
you need and more
363
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,626
♫ So turn the lights down
364
00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:11,795
♫ So baby, come here,
get comfortable
365
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,004
What you thinking?
366
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,398
I know what you was
thinking, pretty face,
367
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,634
small waist, big bootie,
that's what you was thinking.
368
00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,220
♫ Like a blackened mile
that you can smoke
369
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,348
♫ Body is a flame
girl, don't you choke
370
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,482
Rule number three,
rule number three,
371
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:35,276
give yourself enough time
372
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,379
'cause you're gonna
need to make your
373
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,238
next lie your best lie.
374
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,740
Okay, I need more
time, I need more time.
375
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:46,621
♫ Never saw my lips, we're
bumping and grinding
376
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,915
♫ Yeah, yeah
377
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:52,961
♫ Oh you got me turning down
every girl that comes around
378
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:59,300
♫ You've got me turning down
every girl that comes around
379
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:02,595
♫ You know that we're love,
you know that we're love
380
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:07,225
♫ You know that
we're love, oh, oh
381
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:12,939
♫ Girl we high as a plane,
I'm your pilot today
382
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:16,609
♫ Today gonna take you
wherever you like
383
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:21,239
♫ 'Cause I don't wanna take
my chance without the women
384
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,283
We have got to
get out of here.
385
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,743
I agree.
386
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,288
We can't leave until we get
the woman out of the office.
387
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:39,215
Oh, who do you think she is?
388
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:42,260
I don't know, but we
gotta get her out of here.
389
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,887
Makaela, grab her legs.
390
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,180
I'm not touching that woman.
391
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,349
Shh, everyone, we
need to stay calm
392
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:50,226
and we need to be quiet, okay?
393
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,645
Look, that woman could
be dead for all we know.
394
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,529
We can't do that.
395
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,740
What happened to her?
396
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,159
Oh, Professor Keating
sexed her into a coma.
397
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,511
Dude, where the
hell have you been?
398
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:11,039
And why are you holding
up a pair of panties, man?
399
00:22:11,081 --> 00:22:12,499
What?
400
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,751
Were you
masturbating up there?
401
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,211
No.
402
00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,843
Why'd you go upstairs?
403
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:26,554
Just to check things out.
404
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,014
Look forget all that.
405
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,517
Ash, get her out of
here, man, grab her legs.
406
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:35,605
All right, all right.
407
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,703
Fuck.
408
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,306
No Steven, we
need to find her address
409
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,540
and take her home right now.
410
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,083
Just, everyone
needs to calm down.
411
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,227
What the fuck, she needs
to go to a fucking doctor.
412
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:57,043
We don't know that.
413
00:22:57,085 --> 00:22:58,461
Are you serious?
414
00:22:58,503 --> 00:22:59,563
She's unconscious, of course
she needs to go to a doctor.
415
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:00,755
And how the hell
416
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,024
are we supposed to
explain all that, huh?
417
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,341
Everyone stop!
418
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:06,386
We are going to drop her
off on the side of the road.
419
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,013
What?
420
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,431
What the, God!
421
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,391
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
422
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,268
That's the stupidest
thing I ever heard.
423
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,102
You just wanna drop her off
424
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,395
on the side of the road?
425
00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,355
Why the hell would
you hit the driver?
426
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:31,536
At least we know she's alive.
427
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,470
Oh sh...
428
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:50,072
Come on, open the
door, fucking come on,
429
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,473
let's go, let's go, let's go!
430
00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:53,183
Oh my God.
431
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:57,145
- Go, go.
- Unlock the door!
432
00:23:57,187 --> 00:23:58,438
- Get out of the car!
- No, no.
433
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,398
Open this motherfucker, man.
434
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,233
- Go, right now.
- Jesus!
435
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:12,369
Come on, let's go,
get the fuck out of the car!
436
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,912
Come on, let's go.
437
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,124
What the fuck, oh my God.
438
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:37,686
Leave her there, come on.
439
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:41,189
Just leave her.
440
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,315
Frank, come on.
441
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:43,376
Hurry the fuck up
before somebody sees us.
442
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,235
Let's get outta here, let's go!
443
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,570
Wait, wait, I need a selfie!
444
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:51,407
Jesus.
445
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,663
Let's get outta here, let's go!
446
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:19,185
Oh shit.
447
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:20,437
What, what what what?
448
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:25,191
Alex is here, come on,
go go go, Alex is home.
449
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,912
I love you Alex.
450
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:42,208
Look, I know I'm not
supposed to say that,
451
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:45,128
but I truly believe if you
feel something for someone,
452
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:48,131
you should just go
ahead and let them know
453
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:50,467
because you just never know
if you'll ever have the chance
454
00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,093
to tell them again.
455
00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:59,703
Every time I try to love,
I get treated like this.
456
00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:00,744
Every time.
457
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,960
I don't understand.
458
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,923
I don't understand
what is so bad about me
459
00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:15,969
that makes it so easy
to just walk away.
460
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:19,139
Now I guess I'm just
someone you can cast away
461
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,474
and literally have placed
on the side of the road
462
00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,310
like yesterday's garbage.
463
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:33,652
Daddy?
464
00:27:35,613 --> 00:27:38,199
Daddy why am I not good enough?
465
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:43,913
How could you just
walk away and leave me?
466
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,042
How could you daddy,
467
00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:51,212
how could you just
leave me like this?
468
00:27:52,964 --> 00:27:57,886
I love you, daddy, I love you.
469
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,312
Why am I not good enough?
470
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:31,002
♫ Oh, oh, oh
471
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:36,800
♫ Oh, oh, oh
472
00:28:37,592 --> 00:28:42,764
♫ I never meant to hurt you
473
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:48,812
♫ Days I didn't deserve you
474
00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:54,234
♫ Sometimes I feel your flesh
475
00:28:55,652 --> 00:29:00,865
♫ Is my heart still working
476
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:06,788
♫ Days are starting
to get colder
477
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:13,837
♫ Come really looking
over my shoulders
478
00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:17,966
♫ Hoping that you're still there
479
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:21,011
Oh my God, it's you.
480
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:25,055
Hey!
481
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,229
Hi, oh my gosh, so this is you.
482
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,524
Oh my God, so I've through
so many failed relationships
483
00:29:34,566 --> 00:29:35,775
and after reading this book,
484
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:38,028
I just know you're
the one for me.
485
00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:39,696
If I can have just
one night with you.
486
00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:41,156
I just,
487
00:29:41,197 --> 00:29:43,408
I just wanna...
488
00:29:43,450 --> 00:29:45,910
♫ I know it wasn't on purpose
489
00:29:45,952 --> 00:29:51,916
♫ Now I know I love this,
love this, love this
490
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,168
- Get up offa me!
- Oh my God!
491
00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:56,338
Oh, so much for fucking
self-help books.
492
00:29:58,173 --> 00:29:59,382
You psycho.
493
00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:33,958
They want you to
believe that you're crazy.
494
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,503
But we know that you're not.
495
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,213
I'm not crazy.
496
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:41,132
I'm smart, I'm
beautiful, I'm kind,
497
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:47,305
but most importantly,
my heart is pure.
498
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,770
You cannot sit
around worrying about
499
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,980
some man's opinion of you.
500
00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:57,357
You will not allow
him to dictate
501
00:30:57,399 --> 00:31:01,194
how you should feel
about yourself.
502
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:07,117
Mm, mm, mm,
what you need to do is,
503
00:31:07,158 --> 00:31:10,537
you need to walk up
to him and ask him,
504
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:11,871
"Why did you have sex with me"
505
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:14,541
"and allow me to disappear
like I'm worthless?"
506
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:17,669
No, no, no no no no,
507
00:31:17,711 --> 00:31:20,755
I don't need your apology.
508
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:22,882
I don't even want your company.
509
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:25,135
I just need closure.
510
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:42,027
Hey baby, you hungry?
511
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:44,029
No, I'm about
to get outta here.
512
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,906
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you leaving?
513
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,467
Yeah, I got a lot
of work to do today.
514
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:51,911
Okay fine, but I was trying
to make you a sandwich.
515
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,955
I read that when your
man puts it down,
516
00:31:53,997 --> 00:31:55,182
you're supposed to
make him a sandwich.
517
00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:56,750
Where'd you read that?
518
00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,043
It doesn't matter.
519
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,145
Bo, come here for a second.
520
00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:00,795
Baby, I really gotta go.
521
00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:02,213
Just a second.
522
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,426
Do you love me?
523
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:07,927
Do I love you?
524
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,889
Girl, I wanna marry you
and have babies with you.
525
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:12,390
You mean everything to me,
but I gotta go to work.
526
00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:15,268
Speaking of work.
527
00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:18,229
That's them right there.
528
00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,941
But listen, when I get back,
I'm gonna take a shower
529
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,486
and it's just me
and you, I promise.
530
00:32:24,527 --> 00:32:26,071
Okay?
531
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,364
Give me a kiss.
532
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:28,948
Love you.
533
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:30,241
Love you too.
534
00:32:52,555 --> 00:32:53,598
Hello?
535
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:54,766
You on him?
536
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:58,436
Girl, I'm on him like
flies on a nasty ho.
537
00:32:58,478 --> 00:32:59,478
My girl.
538
00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,416
What's up, girl, you ready?
539
00:33:19,457 --> 00:33:20,457
Let's go.
540
00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:29,092
What's your location?
541
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:30,510
I'm on 59, headed North.
542
00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:35,265
Trace it, do not let
that car out of your sight.
543
00:33:35,306 --> 00:33:37,225
Okay, has the
eagle landed yet?
544
00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:39,686
Yeah, he just
exited and I can't get over.
545
00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:42,063
Celeste, where you at now?
546
00:33:42,897 --> 00:33:44,315
I'm out.
547
00:33:44,357 --> 00:33:48,445
That's okay girl,
I got his ass.
548
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:49,486
Hold on.
549
00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,992
This fool is really
starting to piss me off.
550
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:56,995
Like he knows we
following him, he knows!
551
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:58,764
And he's still trying to
go see this bitch anyway.
552
00:33:58,788 --> 00:34:00,331
Just disrespectful.
553
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,751
Like I ain't who I am.
554
00:34:04,961 --> 00:34:05,961
I love it.
555
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:08,340
Where you at now?
556
00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:10,675
Yes, you know I am
on 59 on the feeder.
557
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,511
I just saw him go
towards Fountain View.
558
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:15,013
Hello?
559
00:34:15,055 --> 00:34:18,058
I got you, man, like a dog,
this douche can't hold me back!
560
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,978
Oh shit, that's
how you do it, boo,
561
00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,897
that's how you do it,
that's how you pull up.
562
00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:26,149
Look y'all, we just
got a tell from Celeste
563
00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:27,567
on Bo's whereabouts.
564
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:30,904
Henrietta girl,
you want a bat?
565
00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:31,946
You want the golf club?
566
00:34:31,988 --> 00:34:33,406
Which one we feeling?
567
00:34:33,448 --> 00:34:35,075
Girl, is that a sledge hammer?
568
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:35,909
Do you see him?
569
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:37,452
They're right there.
570
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:41,081
You know what,
I was trying to be cool.
571
00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,290
Fuck it, let's go.
572
00:34:42,332 --> 00:34:43,792
Get the golf club.
573
00:34:57,347 --> 00:34:58,347
Babe...
574
00:34:59,683 --> 00:35:01,035
The line is so long and I
actually just remembered,
575
00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:04,354
I don't like the lattes
here, so let's go.
576
00:35:06,898 --> 00:35:08,441
Baby, you like competition?
577
00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:09,150
Yes.
578
00:35:09,192 --> 00:35:10,819
Well let's race.
579
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,860
Baby, wait.
580
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,287
Yeah, you did.
581
00:35:21,329 --> 00:35:22,205
Yes I did, I won.
582
00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:23,248
You did, baby.
583
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:24,082
I won, I won.
584
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,333
Yeah, you did.
585
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,435
- What do I get?
- What do you get?
586
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:27,794
What are we doing?
587
00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,504
What do I get?
588
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,856
Are we about to go?
589
00:35:47,897 --> 00:35:49,065
What?
590
00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:51,943
No, we about to
post up right here.
591
00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:54,154
I'm hungry, let's
order something.
592
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,381
We can get
something, that's fine,
593
00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:57,323
but get comfortable,
we not leaving.
594
00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:59,743
They gonna come out eventually.
595
00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:13,923
Hey, hey, wake y'all
sleeping beauty asses up.
596
00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:17,052
Hey wake up, get up, wake up.
597
00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:18,762
Did he come out?
598
00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:19,803
- No.
- What?
599
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:22,057
Oh hell no, his car is gone.
600
00:36:22,098 --> 00:36:23,475
See, he must've slipped out
601
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:25,643
while y'all asses were sleeping.
602
00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:26,811
Damn.
603
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:28,563
Look girl, it's
okay 'cause we'll get
604
00:36:28,605 --> 00:36:30,398
his little trifling
ass next time.
605
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,440
Right.
606
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,151
Right.
607
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,251
You wanna talk about it?
608
00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:52,462
Talk about what?
609
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:55,715
Last night, what you
may or may not have said.
610
00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:58,551
Hear no evil,
see no evil, smell,
611
00:36:58,593 --> 00:37:01,012
he says no evil, I said nothing.
612
00:37:01,054 --> 00:37:02,055
I cheated on you, Alex.
613
00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:07,143
It was a one-time affair.
614
00:37:07,185 --> 00:37:08,395
Affair?
615
00:37:08,436 --> 00:37:11,356
It happened more than once?
616
00:37:11,398 --> 00:37:14,567
We don't talk, we
don't laugh, we don't...
617
00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,903
We can, we can
do, I can really do
618
00:37:16,945 --> 00:37:18,214
what you're saying you don't do.
619
00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:19,406
I'm ready to do it right now.
620
00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:20,925
Put your hand on the
table, you'll find out.
621
00:37:20,949 --> 00:37:22,409
I'm not saying
it's your fault.
622
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:25,245
I'm saying somewhere
it got stale
623
00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:27,330
and maybe you didn't
notice because
624
00:37:27,372 --> 00:37:30,291
you were too busy
sleeping around yourself.
625
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:31,334
So it's my fault?
626
00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:32,478
I helped you, it was teamwork,
627
00:37:32,502 --> 00:37:34,379
teamwork make your dream work.
628
00:37:34,421 --> 00:37:35,797
You know what, I
did see you, baby.
629
00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,799
I saw so much I
can't even un-see it.
630
00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:40,885
I wish I could un-see
what I saw, but I can't.
631
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,390
I'm sorry.
632
00:37:54,983 --> 00:37:55,983
So what now?
633
00:37:57,068 --> 00:37:58,945
I don't know, I don't
know, you tell me.
634
00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:00,214
You're the one with the mistress
635
00:38:00,238 --> 00:38:04,367
or the mister or whatever
you want to call him.
636
00:38:05,493 --> 00:38:08,705
I don't want a divorce.
637
00:38:08,747 --> 00:38:09,747
Do you?
638
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:12,708
No.
639
00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:19,632
What do you want, Alex?
640
00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:25,972
I want my wife back.
641
00:38:27,349 --> 00:38:29,017
You wanna know what I want?
642
00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:32,020
♫ I'm zooming through the night,
I'm zooming through the air
643
00:38:32,062 --> 00:38:35,815
♫ Moving too fast, trying
to catch what's there
644
00:38:35,857 --> 00:38:39,778
♫ My heart has been lost
and has never seen space
645
00:38:39,819 --> 00:38:43,490
♫ What you feel inside,
moving in a fast pace
646
00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:47,410
♫ Girl, you cheatin' me, that's
who you been sleeping with
647
00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:59,339
♫ Right now it's happening, girl
648
00:39:05,970 --> 00:39:10,934
♫ Get your bag, get your shit,
get you right through this
649
00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,353
♫ Girl I'm through with you
650
00:39:13,395 --> 00:39:19,025
♫ Tonight, tonight,
tonight, oh tonight
651
00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,527
♫ Oh whoa, whoa, whoa
652
00:39:20,568 --> 00:39:24,698
♫ Tonight, tonight, tonight
653
00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:28,034
♫ You can have it all,
you can have it all
654
00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:32,539
♫ Tonight, tonight,
tonight, you got it baby
655
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:35,583
♫ You got it, you got it,
you got it, you got it baby
656
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:39,087
♫ Tonight, tonight, tonight
657
00:39:41,256 --> 00:39:42,256
Whoa.
658
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:44,759
What you doing?
659
00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,094
I'm trying to kiss my husband.
660
00:39:46,136 --> 00:39:47,136
No, no, no.
661
00:39:47,762 --> 00:39:49,431
Why, it's just a kiss, Alex.
662
00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:51,391
To you it's just
a kiss, but to me,
663
00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:55,270
it's a gateway drug to some
serious sexual activity
664
00:39:55,311 --> 00:39:57,230
and I know you not
trying to do all that.
665
00:39:57,272 --> 00:39:58,332
How do you know
what I wanna do?
666
00:39:58,356 --> 00:39:59,232
Because I know you.
667
00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:00,376
You don't be popping it off.
668
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,110
Where'd you get that from?
669
00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:06,197
From you, you like your sex
with a glass of Chardonnay
670
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,366
and a nice romance novel.
671
00:40:08,408 --> 00:40:09,844
Are you trying to
say I'm stuck up?
672
00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:11,262
No, I'm not trying
to say you stuck up,
673
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,788
I'm just saying you like your
sex with a little culture,
674
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:16,374
a little oui oui, I don't
have a little oui oui.
675
00:40:16,416 --> 00:40:19,085
Maybe I've changed.
676
00:40:19,127 --> 00:40:20,295
Wait, you said what now?
677
00:40:20,337 --> 00:40:21,338
Maybe I've changed.
678
00:40:21,379 --> 00:40:23,048
- You said you change?
- Yeah.
679
00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:24,507
Oh, is that actual and factual
680
00:40:24,549 --> 00:40:27,135
'cause if you changed, you
just woke up the master.
681
00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:28,428
Master B is in the house.
682
00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:29,470
I'm about to,
683
00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,640
hold on, wait a minute.
684
00:40:36,269 --> 00:40:37,771
Take them drawers off.
685
00:40:37,812 --> 00:40:40,648
Show me how you changed 'cause
I'm ready for some change.
686
00:40:40,690 --> 00:40:43,068
You know what, you're right.
687
00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:46,279
I just woke up wanting
to kiss my husband.
688
00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:48,281
So, since you wouldn't let me.
689
00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:50,367
Wait, wait, hold on,
690
00:40:50,408 --> 00:40:53,036
how about I trade you 20 kisses.
691
00:40:54,537 --> 00:40:56,247
- That's a lot.
- 10 kisses.
692
00:40:56,289 --> 00:40:57,582
- 10, okay.
- 10 kisses...
693
00:40:57,624 --> 00:41:01,127
- Okay.
- For 10
694
00:41:02,337 --> 00:41:03,630
You know you want that.
695
00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:06,341
Whatever, later.
696
00:41:06,383 --> 00:41:07,485
Wait hold on, where you going?
697
00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:09,219
I need to get my
day started, sir.
698
00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:10,260
We got plans.
699
00:41:19,979 --> 00:41:24,192
Let's get on 10 of those
kisses, 10 of those
700
00:41:24,234 --> 00:41:25,694
That's what I'm talking about.
701
00:41:25,735 --> 00:41:29,072
So inquiring
minds want to know,
702
00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:30,990
was he really cheating on you?
703
00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:32,200
Mmhmm.
704
00:41:32,242 --> 00:41:33,868
But you were
cheating on him too.
705
00:41:33,910 --> 00:41:34,994
Yes, I was.
706
00:41:35,036 --> 00:41:36,305
But the only difference
is that you were
707
00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:37,515
cheating on him
after you realized
708
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:39,916
that he was cheating
on you first.
709
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:40,958
Exactly.
710
00:41:41,334 --> 00:41:43,128
Okay, so how'd you know?
711
00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:44,462
What, that he was cheating?
712
00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:45,982
Yeah, like did you go
through his text messages,
713
00:41:46,006 --> 00:41:47,692
did you see him in person
cheating with somebody
714
00:41:47,716 --> 00:41:50,176
or girl, are you stalking him
like I'm doing my man, Bo?
715
00:41:50,218 --> 00:41:51,261
Quinn, no.
716
00:41:51,302 --> 00:41:54,180
Okay then how do you know?
717
00:41:54,222 --> 00:41:55,015
I felt it.
718
00:41:55,056 --> 00:41:56,224
You felt it.
719
00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,994
Girl stop, 'cause if
every woman left their man
720
00:41:58,018 --> 00:41:59,686
because they felt
like he was cheating,
721
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:03,273
80% of the world would
be breaking up right now.
722
00:42:03,314 --> 00:42:04,858
And they would
be right to do so.
723
00:42:04,899 --> 00:42:05,984
What?
724
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,028
Look Quinn, if a
person is cheating,
725
00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:09,279
you don't need any proof.
726
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,531
You don't need Maury or
Jerry or anything else.
727
00:42:11,573 --> 00:42:13,700
All you need is your gut.
728
00:42:13,742 --> 00:42:15,285
You feel that shit right there.
729
00:42:15,326 --> 00:42:16,786
You don't understand
that feeling.
730
00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:18,222
You don't even know where
that feeling came from,
731
00:42:18,246 --> 00:42:22,375
but what you do know is that
shit is real and it hurts.
732
00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:23,543
I almost left Alex.
733
00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:25,086
I probably should've left Alex.
734
00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,922
But I didn't because I could
see who he can be for...
735
00:42:27,964 --> 00:42:30,383
So wait, you choose
to cheat on him?
736
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:33,261
I choose to
teach him a lesson.
737
00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:35,722
So you got caught on purpose?
738
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,141
And that worked?
739
00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:40,268
Like a charming bracelet.
740
00:42:42,103 --> 00:42:43,103
Damn Liv.
741
00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:47,734
You's a bad bitch.
742
00:42:47,776 --> 00:42:49,402
Please believe me.
743
00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:50,444
Okay.
744
00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:21,267
It's a good day to
be jogging, right?
745
00:43:21,309 --> 00:43:22,435
Very.
746
00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:24,396
So where are you heading to?
747
00:43:24,437 --> 00:43:25,438
That way.
748
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,439
Want some water?
749
00:43:26,481 --> 00:43:28,358
No, I'm good, I have a goal.
750
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,567
Have fun.
751
00:43:29,609 --> 00:43:30,360
All right,
you have a good one.
752
00:43:30,402 --> 00:43:31,402
You too.
753
00:43:44,332 --> 00:43:45,332
Mmhmm.
754
00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:50,797
That was nice.
755
00:44:44,142 --> 00:44:47,020
Oh so, I didn't tell
you the other day,
756
00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:50,231
someone was peeping into the
door from across the street
757
00:44:50,273 --> 00:44:51,834
and when I opened the
door to see who it was,
758
00:44:51,858 --> 00:44:53,443
they just took off running.
759
00:44:53,485 --> 00:44:55,278
That was crazy, right?
760
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:56,363
Hm, I shut mine off.
761
00:44:56,404 --> 00:44:57,447
Yeah, it happened.
762
00:44:57,489 --> 00:45:00,784
Something else, that's crazy.
763
00:45:00,825 --> 00:45:01,868
That's real crazy.
764
00:45:01,910 --> 00:45:03,495
You're not gonna get the door?
765
00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:05,330
That's crazy.
766
00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:08,166
That's why your
phone gonna die, lazy.
767
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,960
- I love you baby.
- Yeah, okay.
768
00:45:14,047 --> 00:45:18,385
He's so lazy, oh.
769
00:45:21,096 --> 00:45:22,389
Hi.
770
00:45:22,430 --> 00:45:23,431
Hello.
771
00:45:23,473 --> 00:45:24,391
How are you?
772
00:45:24,432 --> 00:45:25,433
I'm well, how are you?
773
00:45:25,475 --> 00:45:26,518
I'm good.
774
00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:27,745
I just moved into
your neighborhood
775
00:45:27,769 --> 00:45:29,854
and I noticed that
you lived here
776
00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:33,233
and this might sound
a little cliche,
777
00:45:33,274 --> 00:45:37,737
but I'm baking cake for my
man and I ran out of sugar.
778
00:45:37,779 --> 00:45:39,823
Can I borrow some?
779
00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:42,242
Um, okay, but do...
780
00:45:42,283 --> 00:45:44,911
Oh forgive me,
my name is Lindsey.
781
00:45:44,953 --> 00:45:46,996
I bumped into you at
the park the other day
782
00:45:47,038 --> 00:45:49,457
while you were exercising.
783
00:45:49,499 --> 00:45:50,834
At the park, I remember.
784
00:45:50,875 --> 00:45:52,544
I'm Olivia.
785
00:45:52,585 --> 00:45:53,420
Nice to meet you.
786
00:45:53,461 --> 00:45:54,921
I'm sorry if I'm intruding.
787
00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:56,256
You know what, nevermind.
788
00:45:56,297 --> 00:45:59,759
No, no, no, it's, sugar,
come on I have sugar.
789
00:45:59,801 --> 00:46:00,593
Are you sure?
790
00:46:00,635 --> 00:46:01,594
Absolutely.
791
00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:02,887
Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
792
00:46:02,929 --> 00:46:05,098
Mmhmm, come in.
793
00:46:06,391 --> 00:46:09,269
Wow, your home's beautiful.
794
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,521
Thank you, thank
you, thank you.
795
00:46:11,563 --> 00:46:14,274
I'll be right back, cup.
796
00:46:14,315 --> 00:46:15,275
Thank you.
797
00:46:15,316 --> 00:46:16,609
Oh that's a cute
cup, adorable.
798
00:46:16,651 --> 00:46:18,236
I know.
799
00:46:18,278 --> 00:46:19,863
Right, I'll be right back.
800
00:46:24,993 --> 00:46:27,412
You know, you moved
into a great area.
801
00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:28,580
It's so safe around here,
802
00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:30,457
the neighbors leave
the doors unlocked.
803
00:46:33,918 --> 00:46:36,171
Your furniture is magnificent.
804
00:46:46,473 --> 00:46:48,141
Ah, here you go.
805
00:46:51,353 --> 00:46:52,395
Are you okay?
806
00:46:52,437 --> 00:46:54,147
Oh, I'm great.
807
00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:57,317
Here you are,
there's your sugar.
808
00:46:57,359 --> 00:46:58,360
Thank you.
809
00:46:58,401 --> 00:47:00,278
Oh he's gonna be
such a happy man.
810
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:00,987
I hope so.
811
00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:03,490
Yeah, yeah, your door.
812
00:47:03,531 --> 00:47:04,366
My door.
813
00:47:04,407 --> 00:47:08,203
Thanks Oliva, bye.
814
00:47:08,244 --> 00:47:08,995
Bye bye.
815
00:47:09,037 --> 00:47:12,499
Bye.
816
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,043
New neighbors, crazy neighbor.
817
00:49:11,326 --> 00:49:12,702
Really.
818
00:51:04,272 --> 00:51:08,735
You know I never really
stopped loving you, right?
819
00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:09,777
Hm, okay.
820
00:51:10,945 --> 00:51:12,447
I mean, that little
gesture you did
821
00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:15,658
on the mirror in the
bathroom was cute, but...
822
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:17,077
Little gesture?
823
00:51:17,118 --> 00:51:18,578
What, what are
you talking about?
824
00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:21,039
I'm talking your
little romantic gesture
825
00:51:21,081 --> 00:51:23,667
that you have in
the bathroom for me.
826
00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,210
Ges...
827
00:51:25,251 --> 00:51:27,629
I thought it was sweet.
828
00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:29,214
You know I always
go to the restroom
829
00:51:29,255 --> 00:51:33,176
in the middle of the night and
wanted to say something nice.
830
00:51:33,218 --> 00:51:34,427
I appreciate it.
831
00:51:34,469 --> 00:51:36,221
I know you normally
don't do love notes
832
00:51:36,262 --> 00:51:40,266
and things like that, but
833
00:51:40,308 --> 00:51:42,644
I like it a lot, good stuff.
834
00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,346
Sniff alone.
835
00:52:19,180 --> 00:52:20,265
Asking for a friend,
836
00:52:20,306 --> 00:52:21,474
what do you do if your man
837
00:52:21,516 --> 00:52:22,851
finds a used condom
in the fridge?
838
00:52:22,892 --> 00:52:25,228
Mm, are there small children
inside of this condom?
839
00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:26,438
Yes.
840
00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:28,273
Mm, you messed
up on third base.
841
00:52:28,314 --> 00:52:30,108
Go back to 101.
842
00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:31,985
Anybody know the second
rule of cheating?
843
00:52:32,027 --> 00:52:32,986
Mr. Ashtray?
844
00:52:33,028 --> 00:52:34,279
Always have an escape route.
845
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,238
Is this always possible?
846
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,698
Oh, if you're smart.
847
00:52:36,740 --> 00:52:38,199
Those who cheat successfully
848
00:52:38,241 --> 00:52:40,302
are always 10 steps ahead
of their significant others,
849
00:52:40,326 --> 00:52:42,954
according to chapter
two, page 247,
850
00:52:42,996 --> 00:52:44,098
should always meet
somewhere you know
851
00:52:44,122 --> 00:52:45,307
like you know the
back of your hand,
852
00:52:45,331 --> 00:52:47,292
where the exits are, if
the windows are open,
853
00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:48,960
if there's locks on
the basement door.
854
00:52:49,002 --> 00:52:51,421
Sometimes not getting caught
is a matter of preparation
855
00:52:51,463 --> 00:52:53,840
meeting opportunity, page 263.
856
00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:58,178
Professor Keating, may I
have a word with you, please?
857
00:52:58,219 --> 00:52:59,304
- Now.
- Of course.
858
00:52:59,346 --> 00:53:01,264
Of course, just a minute.
859
00:53:01,306 --> 00:53:04,309
Class, you just feel free
to go over your notes.
860
00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:07,187
Be prepared for a
discussion when I return.
861
00:53:07,228 --> 00:53:09,856
All right, study,
study diligent.
862
00:53:09,898 --> 00:53:10,898
Diligently.
863
00:53:15,445 --> 00:53:16,445
You,
864
00:53:17,155 --> 00:53:18,155
you,
865
00:53:19,157 --> 00:53:20,157
you
866
00:53:22,035 --> 00:53:24,746
and you all look
so familiar, hm.
867
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:37,717
What are you doing here?
868
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:40,220
What am I doing here?
869
00:53:40,261 --> 00:53:45,100
Yes, what are you doing here?
870
00:53:45,141 --> 00:53:47,936
Didn't you wonder
if I was okay?
871
00:53:47,977 --> 00:53:49,246
I mean, the last
time you saw me,
872
00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:52,399
I was lying unconscious
on your dining room floor.
873
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,317
Didn't you wonder
what happened to me?
874
00:53:54,359 --> 00:53:57,153
Liar!
875
00:53:57,195 --> 00:53:58,405
Can you bring it down,
876
00:53:58,446 --> 00:53:59,924
can you bring it down
just a little bit?
877
00:53:59,948 --> 00:54:01,533
You're,
878
00:54:01,574 --> 00:54:05,328
I really, really,
really hope for your sake,
879
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:08,832
that you didn't think you
can just have sex with me
880
00:54:08,873 --> 00:54:11,418
and then dump me off on the
side of the road, literally!
881
00:54:11,459 --> 00:54:12,645
- No, no, no, wait...
- Literally,
882
00:54:12,669 --> 00:54:14,212
dumped me off on the
side of the road!
883
00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:15,690
Don't, you're doing
too much, please stop.
884
00:54:15,714 --> 00:54:17,132
Okay, I just need
you to calm down...
885
00:54:17,173 --> 00:54:20,260
No, no, don't you dare
tell me to calm down.
886
00:54:20,301 --> 00:54:21,636
I will not calm down.
887
00:54:21,678 --> 00:54:24,264
Who the hell are you to
tell me to calm down?
888
00:54:24,305 --> 00:54:26,349
Listen, listen,
look, look, look,
889
00:54:26,391 --> 00:54:27,785
can we talk about
this someplace else
890
00:54:27,809 --> 00:54:30,270
other than outside
of my classroom?
891
00:54:30,311 --> 00:54:31,771
Yes, please, yes?
892
00:54:35,233 --> 00:54:36,401
Please?
893
00:54:36,443 --> 00:54:37,569
- Very well.
- Thank you.
894
00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:38,403
Where?
895
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:39,195
Our same spot.
896
00:54:39,237 --> 00:54:40,572
When?
897
00:54:40,613 --> 00:54:42,383
Bout an hour I'm gonna
wrap this class up and just...
898
00:54:42,407 --> 00:54:44,242
Professor Keating,
899
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,952
you have 45 minutes.
900
00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,538
45 minutes, mmhmm.
901
00:54:50,790 --> 00:54:52,959
Okay, 45, you're
so aggressive.
902
00:54:53,001 --> 00:54:56,546
Just calm, go have a
drink on me, go ahead.
903
00:55:19,194 --> 00:55:22,781
♫ If dogs would ever drown
904
00:55:22,822 --> 00:55:27,202
♫ It would mean that
thing to y'all
905
00:55:27,243 --> 00:55:30,330
♫ I guess that's why we fall
906
00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:35,126
♫ In a knot of loss, see
I, selfish as it seems
907
00:55:39,047 --> 00:55:43,176
♫ Want you here with me
908
00:55:43,218 --> 00:55:46,304
♫ Without you I can't feel
909
00:55:46,346 --> 00:55:50,350
♫ And without you I will
910
00:55:55,271 --> 00:55:57,273
Hey girl.
911
00:55:57,315 --> 00:55:58,900
- All right.
- I'm good.
912
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,068
What can we do for you?
913
00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:01,861
I'll have what she's having.
914
00:56:01,903 --> 00:56:03,655
All right.
915
00:56:13,915 --> 00:56:19,045
♫ Selfish as it seems, I
want you here with me
916
00:56:22,090 --> 00:56:25,510
♫ Without you I can't feel
917
00:56:25,552 --> 00:56:30,557
♫ And without you
I will be nothing
918
00:56:31,641 --> 00:56:35,937
♫ I can't breathe
919
00:56:35,979 --> 00:56:38,606
♫ I can't breathe
920
00:56:46,197 --> 00:56:51,995
♫ Baby I don't let you
921
00:56:52,037 --> 00:56:56,499
♫ Tie my heart up
922
00:57:01,254 --> 00:57:03,590
♫ Just so many
923
00:57:09,637 --> 00:57:11,431
That's it, I'm done.
924
00:57:11,473 --> 00:57:13,391
That's it, I'm done.
925
00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:14,893
No more being nice.
926
00:57:14,934 --> 00:57:16,603
I'm tired of it all.
927
00:57:16,644 --> 00:57:19,064
I'm so tired of it all.
928
00:57:19,105 --> 00:57:23,693
I'm tired of getting
fucked and left for dead.
929
00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:26,029
You wanna play games, fucker?
930
00:57:26,071 --> 00:57:27,489
Very well then.
931
00:57:27,530 --> 00:57:31,701
You think that slut of a
wife is prettier than me?
932
00:57:32,952 --> 00:57:39,376
Let's see if she's prettier
after I bash her fucking face in
933
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:40,478
and place six feet of dirt
on her worthless body.
934
00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:42,003
You fucking loser!
935
00:57:43,088 --> 00:57:47,592
It's okay, it's okay, he
doesn't know any better.
936
00:57:47,634 --> 00:57:50,136
Calm down, Fabrae, it's
okay, Fabrae, it's okay.
937
00:57:50,178 --> 00:57:52,764
It's okay, calm down,
Fabrae, calm down, calm down,
938
00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:55,225
calm down, I'm gonna kill
him, I'm gonna kill him
939
00:57:55,266 --> 00:57:58,436
I'm gonna kill
940
00:57:58,478 --> 00:58:00,230
I'm gonna kill him!
941
00:58:00,271 --> 00:58:02,440
You wanna play, you wanna play?
942
00:58:02,482 --> 00:58:06,528
Let's fuckin' play!
943
00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:16,078
All right.
944
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:25,130
All I ask you to do is
to be honest with me.
945
00:58:25,171 --> 00:58:26,381
Are you married?
946
00:58:26,423 --> 00:58:29,884
Fucking simple question,
are you married?
947
00:58:36,558 --> 00:58:39,227
All right big boy, let's play.
948
00:58:54,826 --> 00:58:56,661
All right ladies
and gentlemen,
949
00:58:56,703 --> 00:58:58,872
let's sign some contracts.
950
00:59:06,671 --> 00:59:10,216
Is this real, is this
951
00:59:10,258 --> 00:59:12,218
Sign the contract.
952
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:14,971
God, this is a lot of money.
953
00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:18,099
We, at VBS, we realize
you're a major asset
954
00:59:18,141 --> 00:59:20,685
to any television station.
955
00:59:20,727 --> 00:59:22,687
We wanna be in the
business of cheating,
956
00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,415
but not only that, we
wanna be in the business
957
00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:26,399
of cheating with
Professor Keating.
958
00:59:26,441 --> 00:59:29,277
- So...
- Sign the contract.
959
00:59:29,319 --> 00:59:30,820
Sign the contract.
960
00:59:35,283 --> 00:59:36,368
Pass me the pen...
961
00:59:36,409 --> 00:59:37,409
All right.
962
00:59:39,579 --> 00:59:40,579
Great deal.
963
00:59:45,377 --> 00:59:46,461
All right, all right.
964
00:59:46,503 --> 00:59:47,587
Now we celebrate.
965
00:59:47,629 --> 00:59:50,006
- Celebrate.
- Oh yeah.
966
00:59:50,048 --> 00:59:54,219
On, on you, all right.
967
00:59:56,012 --> 00:59:58,056
You don't
have to walk me home.
968
00:59:58,098 --> 01:00:00,850
Yes I do, you're
drunk, you're drunk.
969
01:00:00,892 --> 01:00:01,726
No I'm not.
970
01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:02,769
I'm gonna walk you.
971
01:00:02,811 --> 01:00:05,063
I am an independent woman.
972
01:00:05,105 --> 01:00:10,151
You can barely say
independent, independent.
973
01:00:10,193 --> 01:00:11,193
Independent.
974
01:00:14,447 --> 01:00:16,282
Don't you dare.
975
01:00:16,324 --> 01:00:19,786
Don't you, don't, no,
no, no you better not.
976
01:00:19,828 --> 01:00:22,122
No, you better swallow
it, swallow it,
977
01:00:22,163 --> 01:00:24,290
swallow it, you know y'all
like to swallow it up.
978
01:00:24,332 --> 01:00:29,129
Say, hm, swallow, swallow it.
979
01:00:33,258 --> 01:00:36,302
There you go, there you
go, that's all you, all...
980
01:00:38,054 --> 01:00:39,139
Don't just be...
981
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:42,308
I got it, I got
it, I swallowed it.
982
01:00:42,350 --> 01:00:44,811
I'm sorry, it's all good.
983
01:00:44,853 --> 01:00:47,147
Last time I threw up in
public was in college.
984
01:00:47,188 --> 01:00:50,108
College, you don't
put an H in college.
985
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:53,028
You're breath stinks,
little freaky breath.
986
01:00:53,987 --> 01:00:54,612
All right.
987
01:00:54,654 --> 01:00:55,654
Okay.
988
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,827
I have to go home alone.
989
01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:02,662
My husband, Chandler,
990
01:01:02,704 --> 01:01:04,706
he's with a girl
that's like a younger,
991
01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:07,876
prettier version of
me and her boobs,
992
01:01:09,127 --> 01:01:13,340
they're like up here
and they're huge.
993
01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:15,091
They're so big.
994
01:01:15,133 --> 01:01:18,678
And then her ass is
this big juicy ass
995
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,929
and it's like it's so big,
996
01:01:19,971 --> 01:01:22,807
it can't be real,
it can't be real.
997
01:01:22,849 --> 01:01:25,727
Like, it's like she's
like an S shape.
998
01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:28,438
Her back, her back has to hurt.
999
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,148
Her back hurts man, it has to.
1000
01:01:30,190 --> 01:01:32,192
I have to talk to
her chiropractor.
1001
01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:33,233
Hey.
1002
01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:36,070
Hey.
1003
01:01:38,239 --> 01:01:39,239
Take me.
1004
01:01:40,325 --> 01:01:41,701
Take you where?
1005
01:01:41,743 --> 01:01:43,119
Downtown.
1006
01:01:43,161 --> 01:01:44,704
Take me to bed.
1007
01:01:44,746 --> 01:01:46,414
Take me, sex me, show,
1008
01:01:47,749 --> 01:01:50,377
show me what makes
you so legendary.
1009
01:01:50,418 --> 01:01:53,046
See, I'm angry, I'm bitter.
1010
01:01:53,088 --> 01:01:56,841
My mini hasn't been
taken care of in so long.
1011
01:01:58,259 --> 01:01:59,678
I'm not gonna kiss you
1012
01:01:59,719 --> 01:02:01,346
and I'm not gonna
have sex with you.
1013
01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:02,222
Let it happen.
1014
01:02:02,263 --> 01:02:03,056
No.
1015
01:02:03,098 --> 01:02:04,391
Oh my God!
1016
01:02:04,432 --> 01:02:08,269
I can't even get the easiest
guy to have sex with me.
1017
01:02:10,271 --> 01:02:11,439
I'm gonna sit here
1018
01:02:11,481 --> 01:02:15,944
and I'm going to wallow
in my attractiveness.
1019
01:02:15,985 --> 01:02:19,114
Unless you wanna
go inside with me.
1020
01:02:19,155 --> 01:02:23,159
Okay, I'm leaving.
1021
01:02:23,201 --> 01:02:24,201
No, no.
1022
01:02:25,745 --> 01:02:28,039
Okay, I'll see you Monday?
1023
01:02:28,081 --> 01:02:32,252
Meow Mix, mommy's home
1024
01:02:32,293 --> 01:02:33,293
Meow Mix.
1025
01:02:34,129 --> 01:02:37,340
Open the door for me,
open the door for me.
1026
01:02:46,891 --> 01:02:50,061
Shut up.
1027
01:02:51,563 --> 01:02:52,939
Shut the fuck...
1028
01:02:53,732 --> 01:02:54,816
Hey, hey!
1029
01:04:50,265 --> 01:04:51,349
What the?
1030
01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:56,855
Fuck wrong with you?
1031
01:04:56,896 --> 01:04:57,896
Get off!
1032
01:04:58,898 --> 01:05:01,568
Yeah, something's...
1033
01:06:26,027 --> 01:06:28,822
You picked the wrong
house to get into.
1034
01:06:28,863 --> 01:06:30,532
I have a gun.
1035
01:09:24,539 --> 01:09:25,539
Help?
1036
01:09:42,724 --> 01:09:45,935
All my life I've been
struggling with the notion
1037
01:09:45,977 --> 01:09:48,271
that I might just be crazy.
1038
01:09:48,313 --> 01:09:50,607
Men are always saying it to me
1039
01:09:50,648 --> 01:09:54,235
and every time they
say it, I feel it
1040
01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:58,323
and it hurts me, Alex,
it hurts me to my core.
1041
01:09:59,366 --> 01:10:02,369
Why can't I have a thought?
1042
01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:04,371
Why can't I question
your bad behavior
1043
01:10:04,412 --> 01:10:06,623
without being called crazy?
1044
01:10:07,332 --> 01:10:09,334
Well guess what, Alex?
1045
01:10:11,086 --> 01:10:14,547
I realized something
thanks to you.
1046
01:10:14,589 --> 01:10:18,510
I am crazy and not
just a little crazy,
1047
01:10:18,551 --> 01:10:21,012
I'm a fucking psychopath.
1048
01:10:21,054 --> 01:10:22,305
You see, my father,
1049
01:10:22,347 --> 01:10:25,934
that bastard left me
without saying goodby.
1050
01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:31,231
I begged him not to
leave and he left anyway.
1051
01:10:31,272 --> 01:10:34,484
At the age of five,
he beat me mercilessly
1052
01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:36,736
until he couldn't
stand the sight of me.
1053
01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:41,783
Congratulations
to my first boyfriend
1054
01:10:42,867 --> 01:10:47,288
who raped me, my second
boyfriend who raped me,
1055
01:10:47,330 --> 01:10:50,375
my third boyfriend
I gave my heart,
1056
01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:54,295
my soul, my being,
everything to, who raped me!
1057
01:10:57,298 --> 01:11:00,051
To you, I say, congratulations,
1058
01:11:03,638 --> 01:11:06,975
you all have awakened
the beast in me.
1059
01:11:08,977 --> 01:11:10,854
You will feel my wrath.
1060
01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:15,442
Alex, you will feel my wrath.
1061
01:11:26,327 --> 01:11:28,413
Okay, I'm here, what?
1062
01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:30,206
Where's Mrs. Keating?
1063
01:11:30,248 --> 01:11:31,416
At home, I guess, why?
1064
01:11:31,458 --> 01:11:33,960
We think your girlfriend's
trying to kill us.
1065
01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,378
What girlfriend?
1066
01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:37,547
Fabrae, you saw a
couple nights ago.
1067
01:11:37,589 --> 01:11:39,174
She came into the classroom
1068
01:11:39,215 --> 01:11:40,818
and she pointed at Bonnie
and Frank and myself
1069
01:11:40,842 --> 01:11:43,762
and Ashton and she
said she remembered us
1070
01:11:43,803 --> 01:11:47,307
and now Makaela's missing
and Frank and Wes are dead!
1071
01:11:47,349 --> 01:11:49,267
Yeah and she did this to me.
1072
01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:50,810
You remember this?
1073
01:11:50,852 --> 01:11:52,103
This is not makeup.
1074
01:11:52,145 --> 01:11:54,314
I have to carry a taser now.
1075
01:11:54,356 --> 01:11:56,441
What, why would Fabrae
kill Frank and Wes
1076
01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:57,692
and then attack you?
1077
01:11:57,734 --> 01:12:00,153
Look, the night you were with
1078
01:12:00,195 --> 01:12:01,321
Fabrae, Fabrae.
1079
01:12:01,363 --> 01:12:02,447
We were there.
1080
01:12:02,489 --> 01:12:03,907
What do you mean
you were there?
1081
01:12:03,948 --> 01:12:05,718
We came over and we just
wanted to hang out with you.
1082
01:12:05,742 --> 01:12:07,386
Frank and I think that
you have been working
1083
01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:09,829
really hard lately and
you needed to cut loose...
1084
01:12:09,871 --> 01:12:12,916
The door was open, we walked
in and saw you with Fabrae.
1085
01:12:12,957 --> 01:12:15,710
When Mrs. Keating came
home unexpectedly, we hid.
1086
01:12:15,752 --> 01:12:16,937
And when the coast was clear,
1087
01:12:16,961 --> 01:12:18,272
we grabbed Fabrae,
threw her in the car
1088
01:12:18,296 --> 01:12:21,758
and I am truly
embarrassed to say this,
1089
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:25,345
considering that, you
know, Frank is dead,
1090
01:12:25,387 --> 01:12:29,641
but he said to throw her
ass on the side of the road.
1091
01:12:29,683 --> 01:12:31,434
Look, we didn't want
you to get caught.
1092
01:12:31,476 --> 01:12:34,354
We were trying
to save you, okay?
1093
01:12:34,396 --> 01:12:37,524
So you kidnapped Fabrae,
she woke up
1094
01:12:37,565 --> 01:12:39,585
on the side of the road not
knowing how she got there
1095
01:12:39,609 --> 01:12:41,403
and no wonder she's upset...
1096
01:12:41,444 --> 01:12:43,363
I told them we needed
to call the police.
1097
01:12:43,405 --> 01:12:45,115
Tell 'em what, that
we kidnapped a woman
1098
01:12:45,156 --> 01:12:46,616
and now she's out for revenge?
1099
01:12:46,658 --> 01:12:49,369
So everybody who was in the
house that night is in danger?
1100
01:12:49,411 --> 01:12:50,537
Including my wife?
1101
01:12:50,578 --> 01:12:52,497
Especially your wife.
1102
01:13:08,054 --> 01:13:10,306
Hey, Olivia babe, it's me.
1103
01:13:10,348 --> 01:13:11,558
When you get this message,
1104
01:13:11,599 --> 01:13:13,476
I need you to call me
back as soon as you can.
1105
01:13:13,518 --> 01:13:17,397
Lock the doors, don't
let anybody in the house.
1106
01:13:20,734 --> 01:13:22,944
Quinn, goodness, come on.
1107
01:13:22,986 --> 01:13:23,611
I'm tired.
1108
01:13:23,653 --> 01:13:24,654
Let's go, come on.
1109
01:13:24,696 --> 01:13:27,323
- Come on.
- Wait, wait, tired.
1110
01:13:27,365 --> 01:13:28,783
Okay, here we go.
1111
01:13:29,784 --> 01:13:30,784
Oh,
1112
01:13:32,245 --> 01:13:34,080
tie your shoes.
1113
01:13:34,122 --> 01:13:35,122
Oh shit.
1114
01:13:37,459 --> 01:13:40,420
Yo, get out of the
street, a car coming.
1115
01:13:40,462 --> 01:13:42,255
All right, hold on.
1116
01:13:52,140 --> 01:13:53,140
Shit.
1117
01:14:38,311 --> 01:14:39,813
What happened to my wife?
1118
01:14:39,854 --> 01:14:41,439
We were just out night jogging
1119
01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:43,316
and this car was
just following us
1120
01:14:43,358 --> 01:14:46,069
and basically just
tried to take out Liv.
1121
01:14:46,111 --> 01:14:47,278
Like the shit was crazy,
1122
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,960
it was like a scene
from that scary movie,
1123
01:14:48,988 --> 01:14:52,325
um, the car, "Christine",
do you remember it?
1124
01:14:52,367 --> 01:14:53,702
Yeah, it was scary.
1125
01:14:53,743 --> 01:14:56,496
I thought Liv was a goner,
like she ran to a dead end
1126
01:14:56,538 --> 01:14:58,456
and I thought the car
was gonna get her,
1127
01:14:58,498 --> 01:15:01,584
but it literally just
pulled up on her and stopped
1128
01:15:01,626 --> 01:15:03,521
and then it just drove a
way like it was nothing.
1129
01:15:03,545 --> 01:15:07,090
It was the craziest
shit I've ever seen.
1130
01:15:07,132 --> 01:15:08,383
Whoever was driving the car,
1131
01:15:08,425 --> 01:15:12,053
they were deliberately
trying to take out Liv.
1132
01:15:14,014 --> 01:15:17,100
Would you know
anything about that?
1133
01:15:21,354 --> 01:15:23,356
I think I might.
1134
01:16:20,789 --> 01:16:26,378
Yeah, oh yeah smell that,
smell that, smell that.
1135
01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:27,379
Smell that.
1136
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,713
Breakfast in bed?
1137
01:16:28,755 --> 01:16:31,216
You must have really been
afraid for me last night.
1138
01:16:31,257 --> 01:16:33,134
Yeah, no, I was, I was.
1139
01:16:36,304 --> 01:16:37,389
Thank you, babe.
1140
01:16:37,430 --> 01:16:38,491
Yeah, you want me to feed you?
1141
01:16:38,515 --> 01:16:40,100
You want me to feed you?
1142
01:16:40,141 --> 01:16:41,476
No, I got it.
1143
01:16:41,518 --> 01:16:42,686
Oh, okay, well look,
1144
01:16:42,727 --> 01:16:44,771
I canceled all your
appointments for the day
1145
01:16:44,813 --> 01:16:47,273
so just feel free to rest up.
1146
01:16:48,358 --> 01:16:49,943
Okay.
1147
01:16:49,984 --> 01:16:51,528
All right.
1148
01:16:51,569 --> 01:16:53,363
Well I'm gonna go
take out the trash
1149
01:16:53,405 --> 01:16:56,491
and I'm gonna be right back
up to check on you, okay?
1150
01:16:56,533 --> 01:16:57,533
Okay.
1151
01:16:59,369 --> 01:17:00,120
Cute self.
1152
01:17:00,161 --> 01:17:00,995
Hey.
1153
01:17:01,037 --> 01:17:02,037
Hm?
1154
01:17:03,581 --> 01:17:05,458
Love you.
1155
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,835
Love you more.
1156
01:17:42,537 --> 01:17:45,373
Get out of my car,
get out of my car.
1157
01:17:45,415 --> 01:17:46,332
Get out.
1158
01:17:46,374 --> 01:17:47,459
Good morning, sunshine.
1159
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,002
Don't, don't,
don't get, know what?
1160
01:17:49,044 --> 01:17:51,296
I'm calling the police,
I'm calling the police.
1161
01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:52,672
Oh...
1162
01:17:52,714 --> 01:17:54,191
- I'm calling the police.
- Go right ahead.
1163
01:17:54,215 --> 01:17:57,177
Right now, right now, this
is about to be over right now.
1164
01:17:57,218 --> 01:17:59,679
You know, they're just
gonna ask me to leave
1165
01:17:59,721 --> 01:18:03,516
and then you have to explain
to me
1166
01:18:03,558 --> 01:18:06,519
Well actually, you and her car.
1167
01:18:06,561 --> 01:18:08,355
Are you all, whatever.
1168
01:18:08,396 --> 01:18:09,898
Either or.
1169
01:18:09,939 --> 01:18:11,358
So do you wanna get into the car
1170
01:18:11,399 --> 01:18:13,860
and have a conversation with me?
1171
01:18:13,902 --> 01:18:15,362
I think so, come on.
1172
01:18:17,238 --> 01:18:18,238
Come on.
1173
01:18:19,199 --> 01:18:20,742
I like your onesie.
1174
01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:24,203
Have a seat.
1175
01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,378
Okay, what, what do you want?
1176
01:18:31,419 --> 01:18:32,671
Oh, you are so handsome.
1177
01:18:32,712 --> 01:18:33,939
No, no, no, okay,
stop, stop, stop.
1178
01:18:33,963 --> 01:18:35,548
It's early in the
morning, I'm hot.
1179
01:18:35,590 --> 01:18:36,817
I'm in a onesie.
Give me a kiss.
1180
01:18:36,841 --> 01:18:39,636
I don't wanna give
you a kiss that much.
1181
01:18:44,474 --> 01:18:45,474
Alex!
1182
01:18:49,270 --> 01:18:50,271
Alex!
1183
01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:02,116
Oh shit.
1184
01:19:16,464 --> 01:19:17,464
Alex.
1185
01:19:22,345 --> 01:19:23,471
Where did he go?
1186
01:19:27,308 --> 01:19:28,727
Babe?
1187
01:19:28,768 --> 01:19:31,771
Gotta be around here somewhere.
1188
01:19:42,490 --> 01:19:44,075
Where he went to?
1189
01:19:44,993 --> 01:19:47,328
Doesn't make any sense.
1190
01:19:48,913 --> 01:19:50,540
Don't call me today.
1191
01:20:01,843 --> 01:20:03,178
This is Olivia.
1192
01:20:03,219 --> 01:20:06,890
I like you, Olivia,
I really, really do,
1193
01:20:06,931 --> 01:20:08,808
but this little farce
of a relationship
1194
01:20:08,850 --> 01:20:11,936
you have with my
husband ends today.
1195
01:20:11,978 --> 01:20:13,313
556 Mulhouse Lane.
1196
01:21:00,610 --> 01:21:04,489
Alex, oh, sweetheart, you
have to be more careful.
1197
01:21:06,616 --> 01:21:08,034
Fabrae, what are you doing?
1198
01:21:08,076 --> 01:21:09,369
- What...
- Oh, let me help you up.
1199
01:21:09,411 --> 01:21:10,495
Come on, ready?
1200
01:21:10,537 --> 01:21:12,497
On the count of three,
one, two, three.
1201
01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:15,291
Oh.
1202
01:21:27,012 --> 01:21:29,514
I watched you, Alex.
1203
01:21:29,556 --> 01:21:33,560
I watched you and that
slut that you call a wife.
1204
01:21:33,601 --> 01:21:38,231
I watch you guys laughing and
smiling and eating and loving.
1205
01:21:38,273 --> 01:21:42,110
Oh, I watch you pretend
that you're in love with her
1206
01:21:42,152 --> 01:21:44,029
just tormenting yourself.
1207
01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:45,405
You don't love her.
1208
01:21:45,447 --> 01:21:47,365
You love me.
1209
01:21:47,407 --> 01:21:49,117
That's not true.
1210
01:21:49,159 --> 01:21:50,243
- That's...
- I understand
1211
01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:53,455
why you lied to me
because you love me.
1212
01:21:53,496 --> 01:21:54,873
I get it.
1213
01:21:54,914 --> 01:21:56,499
But I don't.
1214
01:21:56,541 --> 01:21:57,667
Where's my wedding ring?
1215
01:21:57,709 --> 01:21:59,002
Where's my ring?
1216
01:22:00,045 --> 01:22:02,380
Look, they're right here.
1217
01:22:02,422 --> 01:22:04,341
That's not mine.
1218
01:22:04,382 --> 01:22:05,717
That's not my...
1219
01:22:05,759 --> 01:22:09,888
Marriage is the ultimate
proof that someone loves you
1220
01:22:09,929 --> 01:22:13,016
and these rings,
they symbolize that.
1221
01:22:15,518 --> 01:22:17,062
You're crazy.
1222
01:22:17,103 --> 01:22:18,331
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know, Fabrae,
1223
01:22:18,355 --> 01:22:20,482
you're the crazy
one, but nonetheless,
1224
01:22:20,523 --> 01:22:21,524
you're married to me now.
1225
01:22:21,566 --> 01:22:22,609
I do.
1226
01:22:22,650 --> 01:22:24,861
You do, we all do.
1227
01:22:24,903 --> 01:22:26,613
But I don't, I
don't, actually...
1228
01:22:26,654 --> 01:22:28,114
Shh.
1229
01:22:28,156 --> 01:22:29,783
There are no words or obstacles
1230
01:22:29,824 --> 01:22:33,119
that can keep you and me apart.
1231
01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:37,332
I love you.
1232
01:22:39,209 --> 01:22:42,128
Don't you worry.
1233
01:22:42,170 --> 01:22:45,924
I've taken care of everything
and almost everyone.
1234
01:22:45,965 --> 01:22:47,634
What do you mean everyone?
1235
01:22:47,676 --> 01:22:51,680
I didn't say everyone,
I said almost everyone.
1236
01:22:58,061 --> 01:22:59,187
Right on time.
1237
01:22:59,229 --> 01:23:02,482
You stay right here,
don't you move a muscle.
1238
01:23:31,803 --> 01:23:33,221
Alex!
1239
01:23:51,573 --> 01:23:54,576
Welcome, you
dirty little bitch.
1240
01:23:57,412 --> 01:23:58,413
Excuse me?
1241
01:23:59,956 --> 01:24:02,208
I don't know what
he sees in you.
1242
01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:05,128
You're not pure,
you're not honest.
1243
01:24:07,047 --> 01:24:09,799
Okay crazy lady,
where's my husband?
1244
01:24:09,841 --> 01:24:13,261
Crazy lady.
1245
01:24:19,726 --> 01:24:22,896
You lied to his face
and sleep with every man
1246
01:24:22,937 --> 01:24:24,189
that comes across your path
1247
01:24:24,230 --> 01:24:28,234
and you stand in our
home and call me crazy.
1248
01:24:28,276 --> 01:24:31,071
Bitch, you need a cleansing.
1249
01:24:31,112 --> 01:24:33,615
Wait a minute, who lives here?
1250
01:24:35,075 --> 01:24:36,910
This is our home.
1251
01:24:36,951 --> 01:24:40,663
Alex and I, we live
as man and wife.
1252
01:24:40,705 --> 01:24:41,873
So you, okay.
1253
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:46,378
Um, where's the
man of the house?
1254
01:24:48,296 --> 01:24:51,299
Where he should be, in my bed.
1255
01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:58,306
Bitch he better not be there.
1256
01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:13,655
Come here, bitch.
1257
01:25:16,116 --> 01:25:18,368
Come here, come.
1258
01:25:33,842 --> 01:25:35,385
Woo, come on, get up.
1259
01:25:36,636 --> 01:25:38,346
Come on.
1260
01:25:38,388 --> 01:25:40,140
Come on, I'm not done with you.
1261
01:25:40,181 --> 01:25:41,599
We're not done.
1262
01:25:41,641 --> 01:25:44,310
You want your husband?
1263
01:25:44,352 --> 01:25:46,146
Come and get him.
1264
01:26:03,580 --> 01:26:04,580
Woo.
1265
01:26:09,085 --> 01:26:10,085
Woo.
1266
01:26:24,684 --> 01:26:28,313
Olivia, wake up,
wake up, Olivia.
1267
01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:31,232
Wake up, baby, wake up, wake up.
1268
01:26:41,493 --> 01:26:46,581
You know I'm
doing this for you.
1269
01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:52,045
Because you will never be happy
as long as this little slut!
1270
01:26:52,087 --> 01:26:54,255
Is walking the streets.
1271
01:26:54,297 --> 01:26:57,676
I love you, baby.
1272
01:26:57,717 --> 01:27:00,679
Let's go, missy,
come on, let's go.
1273
01:27:14,859 --> 01:27:16,653
Olivia, no, no...
1274
01:27:16,695 --> 01:27:17,278
This is for you.
1275
01:27:17,320 --> 01:27:19,572
No, no.
1276
01:27:19,614 --> 01:27:20,614
Mmhmm,
1277
01:27:21,157 --> 01:27:22,325
settle down.
1278
01:27:31,126 --> 01:27:32,252
I love you, baby.
1279
01:27:36,881 --> 01:27:38,425
Time for your bath.
1280
01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:52,897
Get off my wife.
1281
01:27:52,939 --> 01:27:54,566
Get off my wife.
1282
01:29:22,112 --> 01:29:23,405
My, my, my ring.
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