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Mm. That omelet
was delicious.
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Feel like I'm at
a bed and breakfast.
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Mm. Hope I get a good
Yelp review. [chuckles]
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My yelp was
the review.
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Hey, stop being dirty.
The kids are coming.
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Good morning.
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Oh!
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Morning, Lois.
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Your dad was just
making me breakfast.
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Yeah, he was.
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Calm down,
we're all adults here.
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Yeah, you are.
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Hey, fellas.
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Good morning.
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Ah, Lois, I had a hunch,
but this confirms
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that you are beautiful
at all hours of the day.
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Hey, I saw her first.
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Yeah, you did.
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Ah. I got to run.
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Here, I'll
walk you out.
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No, you stay here so your kids
can make fun of you.
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Bye, everyone.Buh-bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Dad, you okay?Shh.
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[front door closes][grunting]
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Mr. Art,
what's wrong?
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Ah, my gout's flaring up again.
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When did it start?
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In bed, at the worst
possible moment.
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I was making all the right
sounds for the wrong reasons.
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That was you? Thought there
was a hurt animal outside.
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I-I'm sorry,
w-what is gout?
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It's like a... kind of arthritis
you get from having a bad diet.
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Oh, we call it nikres.
That is very serious.
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Eh, it's fine, comes and goes.
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Why you hiding it
from Lois?
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It's embarrassing.
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Makes me look like an old man.
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Oh, you're afraid
she's gonna figure it out?
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What'd you have
for dinner last night?
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That's none of your
damn business.Dad.
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It was an Outback Steakhouse.
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If you order a salad,
they take you out back.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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[grunts]
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This is worse than
it's ever been.
I know.
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He needs to go
to a doctor.
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You should tell him.You should tell him.
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Both of you are afraid
to talk to your own father?
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Afraid? No.
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Going to? Also no.
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Hey, what you doing over there?
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Trying to start a union?
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[laughs] Lizzie has something
she wants to tell you.
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Dad, we're all
concerned about you,
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and we think maybe
you should go to a doctor.
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Doctor? What's a doctor
gonna say?
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I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.
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Although,
it's never too late.
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See, that's the problem
with you kids.
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Every time you get
a little paper cut,
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you call
an ambulance.
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But you're clearly
in pain.
So?
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My uncle accidentally shot
my father hunting.
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Did he complain? No.
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He just shot my uncle
right back.
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Did my uncle complain? No.
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Those were men.
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Mr. Art, at least do it for
the people who care about you.
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I'm not going in so they can
run a bunch of tests,
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say a bunch
of gibberish,
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and charge me
up the yin-yang.
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Yin-yang?
Ass.
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Dad...Drop it.
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The last thing I need
is some doctor
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poking around
under the hood.
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The hood?
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I think ass again.
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So...
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how about that girl
you been seeing?
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She still
in the picture?
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Yeah, she's fine.
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What about your daughter?
Anything going on there?
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Mm, not really.
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I mean, she's terrific.
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What about your therapist?
You talking to him at all?
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I'm sorry. I just...
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[inhales]
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[sighs] ...got-got
a lot on my mind.
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It's all right.
I get paid no matter what.
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It's my dad.
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He's got gout. He's not
taking it seriously.
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Let me guess,
man likes his steak.
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And his beer and cake
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and Scotch and cigars.
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Is he a big man?
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You mean fat?
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Ah, your word,
not mine.
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He's more like a bowling ball
than a bowling pin.
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The crazy part is he refuses
to go to the doctor.
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Yeah, I get it.
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You do?
Yeah.
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You ever have a car
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you were afraid
to take to a mechanic
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because you're afraid
of what kind of mess
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he's gonna find
under the hood?
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That's exactly
what he said.
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Well, he didn't
make it up.
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A lot of us
belong to that club.
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Well, I think it's dumb.
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Definitely dumb.
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So, why do you do it?
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Fear.
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Of what?
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Dying, stupid.
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You know, young bucks like you,
you have the luxury
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of looking
at your mortality
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like it's a movie
you might see someday.
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You laugh at it.
You flirt with it.
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Half the time, you dare it
to come get you.
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But the closer you get to it
being a real thing...
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[sighs]
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Doc?
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I'm still here.
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So, what do I do?
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Take him to Iguazu Falls
in South America.
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I've always wanted
to see that before I go.
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It's like ten Niagaras.
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Mr. Art, I have something
to make you feel better.
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Mm, you gonna make LeBron
move back to Cleveland?
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This is a paste of ginger,
onion, garlic, and turmeric.
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It is my mother's
secret remedy.
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Am I supposed
to eat that?
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No, I rub it
on your feet.
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How about you rub it on a steak?Ooh...
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You should stop eating meat
for at least six months.
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[chuckles] Sure, then I should
teach myself German
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and mud wrestle the Queen.
Come on.
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I hate to see you
in pain.
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Well, I see three doors
that can fix that.
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Fine.
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If I am such a bother to you,
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I won't waste my time
trying to help you.
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You're on your own.
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Thank you.
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Hm.
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Oh, come on, you know
I have to help you.
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Please let me
put this on your foot.
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No.
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You don't like it,
try to run away.
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What if we load him up
with cough syrup,
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put him in the car,
and take him to the doctor?
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Isn't that kidnapping?
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Not if you don't ask for money.
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Well, that is a man
who does not want to be helped.
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What happened?
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He kicked me when I tried to put
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onion, turmeric, ginger,
and garlic on his feet.
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[sighs]
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I feel like that would just
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make him hungry.
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Yes, that is one
of the side effects.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello.
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AL [over phone]:
Hello, Lois.
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It's Awalmir. You know me as Al.
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I know. You do this every time.
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What's up?
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Oh, I was just working
at the grocery store,
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and there are some beautiful
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ruby red grapefruits on sale,
and I thought to myself,
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"Who might enjoy
some ruby red grapefruit?"
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And a voice inside me said,
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"Lois, Lois, Lois."
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Well, thanks for the tip.So...
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now that I have given you the
good news about the grapefruit,
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would it be really nosy of me
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if I asked
how much you love Mr. Art?
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A little, but since you asked,
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I love him a lot.
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Uh-huh. Now, what about
if he only had one foot?
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Uh, I don't know. I guess?
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[groans] That is not the answer
I was looking for.
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What's going on?
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He has gout.
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What? He was fine yesterday.
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He is hiding it
because he is too proud,
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and he refuses to see a doctor.
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[sighs] Well, that sounds
like Art Dugan.
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I'll talk to him.
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[sighs] Thank you, Lois.
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No, thank you
for giving me the heads-up.
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But, of course,
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you can't tell him
that I told you about this.
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So, what am I supposed to say
when he asks how I know?
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See, now that is something
I'd like you to figure out.
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We can talk about it
when I drop off the grapefruits.
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[knock on door]
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Hello.
Oh, hey, Lois.
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What a treat.
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Oh!
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Ah, my foot
must've fallen asleep
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while I was sitting there.Don't bother.
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I know about
the gout.
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Oh. Who's the snitch?
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They all called me, but only Al
brought me grapefruit.
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Those sneaky little...
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Because they love you,
you idiot.
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Now, here,
let me help you.
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I got it, I got it.
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I need you
to go see a doctor.
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Eh, don't worry,
I'll be fine.
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You know, I'm willing
to take care of a man,
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but only if he's willing
to take care of himself.
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Is that a threat?
[chuckles]
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You bet.
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I'm getting pretty sick
of people telling me what to do.
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You know, I'm not so much
telling you what to do.
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I'm telling you
what I'm gonna do.
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Which is
get in my car, go home,
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and wait
for your phone call
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telling me you went
to see a doctor.
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And that's the next time
I'm gonna see you.
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Oh, who was that?
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Oh, you snitching rat bastard.
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Oh, good, she came.
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Hey, before we get
to the doctor,
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how about we stop at the VFW bar
for a quick drink?
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Nice try.
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Come on,
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we all know what's gonna happen.
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Doctor's gonna look at my foot,
make a super serious face,
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and tell me
not to enjoy my life.
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Let's just have one last round,
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like a tiny, sad Mardi Gras.
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Nice try.
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This could be a good thing.
You ever think of that?
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Not once.
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If he tells you to exercise,
we can work out together.
Ah.
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We could play golf.[chuckles] Yeah.
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At the 19th hole, I can get
a sugar-free lemonade
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and beat my own head
in with a nine-iron.
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Oh, come on, with that head,
you'd need at least a five-iron.
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If he tells you
to eat less meat,
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we could try grilling
plant burgers.
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Plant burgers?
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Aw, my poor grill.
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He deserves better.
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We could still grill fish.
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Hey, that's
not funny.
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[chuckles]
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00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,968
There's Quincy's Bar, pull over.
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[doors lock]
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You didn't seriously put on
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00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,580
the child locks, did you?
257
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,147
Yes.
258
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,674
Why are we still waiting?
259
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,763
I already gave them my blood.
What more do they want?
260
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,373
Hang in there.
261
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,592
Geez. There ought to be
a rule, you know,
262
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,290
if the doc takes longer
than a half hour,
263
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,465
the appointment's free.
264
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,119
I think you're describing
a pizza.
265
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,990
Oh, God, pizza.
266
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,645
I'm never gonna
have pizza again.
267
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:33,127
Sorry to keep you
waiting.
268
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,650
Although, looking
at these records,
269
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,174
you've been keeping us waiting
for about a decade.
270
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,829
Yeah, I've been busy
being happy.
271
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,440
So, the gout can be treated
with some medication
272
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,138
and basic
lifestyle changes.
273
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,096
Here we go.
274
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,404
But I'm concerned
with your blood work.
275
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,885
Your A1C shows you're
already prediabetic.
276
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,409
Aren't we all prediabetic?
277
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,845
No.
278
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,761
And your cholesterol
and triglycerides
279
00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,980
are off the charts.
280
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:00,981
Do you ever have
shortness of breath
281
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,069
climbing up stairs?
282
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,374
No.
283
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,072
You huff and puff
getting out of your chair.
284
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,900
That's not
what she asked.
285
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,772
Do you ever have chest
pain with exertion?
286
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,165
Not really.
287
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,993
Not really?
288
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,951
It's not a pain,
just a little tightness.
289
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,126
No big deal.Okay.
290
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,475
I'm gonna send you
to the ER
291
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,781
for an arteriogram,
292
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,783
make sure there's no
blockage of an artery.
293
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,089
That sounds serious.
294
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,438
We'll find out.
295
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:26,528
An artery?
We came here for my foot.
296
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,878
Those are really far apart.
297
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:32,229
I'm gonna call the hospital
and let them know you're coming.
298
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,667
[sighs] See?
Poking under the hood.
299
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,716
[cell phone rings]
300
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,848
Hey.
301
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,545
Hey, Lizzie, is Hazel there?
302
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,026
Yeah.RILEY: Okay, I don't want her
to freak out,
303
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,679
so repeat after me,
304
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,594
"What do you mean there's
a sale at the craft store?"
305
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,467
What do you mean there's
a sale at the craft store?
306
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,208
Dad has to have
emergency surgery.
307
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,252
What?
308
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,864
We should get
some glitter.
309
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,431
Doctor asked for some tests.
310
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,216
Dad's got an artery
that's not great,
311
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,391
so they're just
putting in a stent.
312
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,654
Now?
RILEY: Calm down.
313
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,135
He's lucky they caught it
before it got worse.
314
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,484
I'll call you in an hour.
315
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,181
All right? Just hang tight
316
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,618
and, uh, take care
of Hazel for me.
317
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,403
Okay.
318
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,536
Let me get my coat.
For what?
319
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,408
Aren't we going
to the craft store?
320
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,541
Yes.
321
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,070
Look at the bright side,
Mr. Art.
322
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,419
50% of your artery
323
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,638
isn't blocked.Hey, that's a good point.
324
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,250
You'd still take I-70 if
only two lanes were closed.Eh?
325
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,078
I wish you two
would just shut up.
326
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:41,385
Come on, you'll be back on your
feet and complaining in an hour.
327
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,300
Yeah, unless they find
something else.
328
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,606
My buddy went in for a stent,
329
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,434
and they ended up doing
a triple bypass.
330
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,871
And they probably
saved his life.
331
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,742
You and your friend
are both lucky to have access
332
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,788
to this marvel
called modern medicine.
333
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,485
Whatever happens,
you'll be good.
334
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,618
You're a tough
son of a bitch.
335
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,621
That is no way to talk
about your grandmother.
336
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:04,452
Okay, Mr. Dugan,
time to get you shaved.
337
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,715
Sure. I don't too much hair
on my chest.
338
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,892
Uh, no, the doctor goes in
through an artery in the groin.
339
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,720
Mygroin?
340
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,202
Well, take care, Pop.
341
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,294
Okay, good deal.
342
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,470
Thanks. See you soon.
343
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,646
[cell phone beeps]
344
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,213
Hey, listen.
345
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,955
So, when your dad
and Al
346
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,478
took Grampy
to the doctor,
347
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,436
they found something wrong
with his heart,
348
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,090
so he had to have
a little surgery.
349
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,483
Is he okay?
Yeah.
350
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,789
It was just
a minor procedure.
351
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,096
He's fine. There's no reason
to get upset.
352
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,011
Okay.
353
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,795
So, let's do him
a favor
354
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,102
and get rid
of all the junk food.
355
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,321
Wait, what?
356
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,367
He needs to start
eating healthier.
357
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,108
But I don't.
358
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,415
Sorry, it's got to go.
359
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,983
You can't just
throw this all away.
360
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,203
Our trash will be too delicious.
We'll get raccoons.
361
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,596
So, what?
362
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,903
You want to eat it all
before he gets home?
363
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,775
I want to try.
364
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,343
You'll make
yourself sick.
365
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,520
Better me than
the poor raccoons.
366
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,915
Well, when you're right,
you're right.
367
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,880
Hey. How you doing?
368
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,403
Ah, it was a blast.
369
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,188
Don't go through life
without getting a stent.
370
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,580
[both laugh]
371
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,973
Ah, it's very good
to see you still have
372
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,409
your humor,Mr. Art.
373
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,150
Doctor said they ended up
putting in two stents.
374
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,066
Oh, great, so they upsold me
while I was unconscious?
375
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,286
Lois is waiting outside.
376
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,765
Aw, no.
377
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,115
She said you don't
have to see her
378
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,507
if you're not feeling up to it.
379
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,945
[sighs] I'd rather see her
than you two.
380
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,948
You're feeling better already.
381
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,689
Hey, Al.
382
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,910
Sorry I kicked you.
383
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,172
Eh, it's all right.
384
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,566
I'm sure it hurt you
more than it hurt me.
385
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,002
Yeah, it really did.
386
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,443
Hey.
Hey.
387
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,184
We'll be waitingoutside.
388
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,403
How you feeling?
389
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,667
Lucky.
Same here.
390
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,234
Yeah.
391
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,192
Hey, thank you.
392
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,715
If you hadn't lit
a fire under me,
393
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,022
I don't know
what would've happened.
394
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,938
Thank you for not making me
dump your ass.
395
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,201
You weren't really
gonna do that, were you?
396
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,290
I definitely was.
397
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,900
Wow, that's cold.
398
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,991
Sorry, you're more fun alive.
399
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,342
Well, they said you can go home
in a few hours.
400
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,039
Great.
401
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,084
And I looked it up.
402
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,651
Apparently,
after you get a stent,
403
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,784
you can have sex
anytime you want,
404
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,133
you don't have to wait.
405
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,440
Oh. Well, don't be surprised
406
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,833
when the carpet
matches the drapes.
407
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,191
All right, kiddo,
408
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,628
time to learn
to love some vegetables.
409
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,152
I don't like it.Yeah, me neither.
410
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,719
Where should we start?
411
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,504
I'm thinking carrot.All right.
412
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,640
Sweet, crunchy,
413
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,294
and if you squint,
414
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,600
you can pretend it's a Cheeto.
415
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,949
Plus, they help you see
in the dark.
416
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,039
Actually, that's
British propaganda.
417
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,737
Really?Yeah, they put
the story out
418
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,869
so the Germans wouldn't know
they were using radar technology
419
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,654
to shoot down
their bombers at night.
420
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,657
Wow, they're sweet, and they
helped defeat the Nazis.
421
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,659
Good job, carrot.
422
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,400
Okay, what's next?
423
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,055
Snap peas.
[grunts]
424
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,364
This does nothing for me.
425
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,019
You're not winning
any wars with these.
426
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,673
Water break.
427
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,329
Ah...
428
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,287
That's the tastiest thing
we're gonna have all day.
429
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,854
All right,
430
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,509
we've been putting it off
long enough.
431
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,988
Cauliflower.
432
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,208
I'll see you on the other side.
433
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,127
Okay, not bad.
434
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,868
Yeah.
435
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,914
I can't do it.
436
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,091
Power through,
just power through.
437
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,529
Ugh, it's got
a bad aftertaste.
438
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,444
It's got a bad during taste.
439
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,229
Chase it with a carrot.
Quick!
440
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,491
Good job, carrot.
441
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,971
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