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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,999 --> 00:01:28,314 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:40,747 --> 00:01:43,838 When you said middle of nowhere, you weren't kidding. 3 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,277 - It's not much further. - Wow, it's so 4 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:48,669 beautiful out here. 5 00:01:48,711 --> 00:01:50,671 Yeah, that's why my dad bought the place. 6 00:01:50,713 --> 00:01:53,805 It's on 10 acres. No one around for miles. 7 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,155 I told you we should have gone to Aspen. 8 00:03:00,261 --> 00:03:03,178 Thanks. Keep the change. 9 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,100 This is your house? 10 00:03:12,142 --> 00:03:14,101 Well, my dad's technically. 11 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:20,065 Bling. This place is B-L-I-N-G. 12 00:03:20,107 --> 00:03:24,722 - It's really nice. - What time is this 13 00:03:24,764 --> 00:03:26,332 once-in-a-lifetime meteor shower? 14 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,986 Oh, it's supposed to be like 10:00, I think. 15 00:03:28,028 --> 00:03:30,900 Sick. This is going to be amazing. 16 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:36,560 Oh, God, I wish I could get out here more often. 17 00:03:36,602 --> 00:03:40,825 This is fire! 100k likes here we come! 18 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:42,217 Christ. 19 00:03:42,259 --> 00:03:44,219 Deidre... is just... 20 00:03:44,261 --> 00:03:46,309 really different. 21 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,700 Yeah, I know. 22 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,924 Wow. 23 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:56,449 Check out this motherfucking piscina. 24 00:03:56,491 --> 00:03:58,756 This will be sick for my photo shoot. 25 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:03,630 What's up, guys? We're here. 26 00:04:03,672 --> 00:04:06,154 We made it. It's going to be amazing. 27 00:04:06,196 --> 00:04:07,808 We're staying in this really cool house 28 00:04:07,850 --> 00:04:10,681 in the middle of fucking nowhere. 29 00:04:10,723 --> 00:04:12,639 It's 3:30 or something like that. 30 00:04:12,681 --> 00:04:14,337 The sun is shining 31 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,600 and it's seven hours countdown to the meteor shower 32 00:04:16,642 --> 00:04:18,602 storm... thing. 33 00:04:18,644 --> 00:04:21,169 - Live stream. - D, don't. 34 00:04:21,211 --> 00:04:24,303 Here we are with that Yoga with Heather 97. 35 00:04:24,345 --> 00:04:26,000 Check her out. 36 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:28,263 Follow her for your spiritual fix. 37 00:04:28,305 --> 00:04:31,745 Namaste. 38 00:04:31,787 --> 00:04:34,966 Check out this bed. Whoo! 39 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,925 And Charlotte. She's not on social media. 40 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:39,187 She doesn't believe in it. It's not her thing. 41 00:04:39,229 --> 00:04:40,580 And that's fine. 42 00:04:40,622 --> 00:04:42,408 But this? This is not fine. 43 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,931 Check this out. 44 00:04:43,973 --> 00:04:45,672 Retro! 45 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:48,588 See it and believe it, people, because it's true. 46 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:51,330 Some people are living there. Stone Age best lives. 47 00:04:51,372 --> 00:04:54,377 She's hot, though. Geek hot, but hot. 48 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,813 Hit her up. 49 00:04:55,855 --> 00:04:58,119 Wait, no, you can't, because what? 50 00:04:58,161 --> 00:04:59,599 No social media? 51 00:04:59,641 --> 00:05:02,428 So send her a letter, a telegram, 52 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:05,170 a smoke signal or DM me and I'll hook you up. 53 00:05:05,212 --> 00:05:07,041 Squad goals. 54 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,566 Three hot babes stargazing. 55 00:05:09,608 --> 00:05:11,916 We're here to party... Whoo!... 56 00:05:11,958 --> 00:05:13,352 and watch the biggest shooting star event 57 00:05:13,394 --> 00:05:14,614 since the dinosaurs checked out. 58 00:05:14,656 --> 00:05:17,791 Alright, that's D. 59 00:05:17,833 --> 00:05:21,273 - Deidre, what the fuck? - What? 60 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:23,841 You'll get likes. I'm telling you, mucholikes. 61 00:05:23,883 --> 00:05:26,321 Geek hot is so far at the moment. 62 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:29,020 - I don't want likes. - What? 63 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:32,458 You're crazy. Shit, girl. You need some. 64 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,328 Yeah? It's really invasive. 65 00:05:41,161 --> 00:05:45,428 Guys, it's been way too long. I'm so glad we did this. 66 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,473 Me too. I love the pet store, 67 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:50,650 but I really needed a couple of days off. 68 00:06:00,615 --> 00:06:03,489 I really need to get laid, guys. 69 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,317 It's been a while. 70 00:06:05,359 --> 00:06:07,450 Yeah, I feel you. 71 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,190 You got any hot friends out here? 72 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:11,758 Mnh-mnh. No chance. 73 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,586 Never met anyone out here my age. 74 00:06:13,628 --> 00:06:14,631 Nothing. 75 00:06:14,673 --> 00:06:16,415 Nothing. 76 00:06:16,457 --> 00:06:19,070 Literally no one around. 77 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,377 Oh, apart from this guy. 78 00:06:22,419 --> 00:06:24,249 Hmm. 79 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:25,729 An actual cowboy. 80 00:06:25,771 --> 00:06:27,948 You'd make a lovely couple. 81 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:30,864 Oh, please. 82 00:06:30,906 --> 00:06:33,258 And that's it. 83 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,823 No sex this weekend. 84 00:06:38,435 --> 00:06:41,222 You ever seen a meteor shower before? 85 00:06:41,264 --> 00:06:43,355 Mm-hmm. Once in Costa Rica. 86 00:06:43,397 --> 00:06:46,140 It was amazing, guys. 87 00:06:46,182 --> 00:06:47,925 That when you met Phillip? 88 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:49,403 Mm-hmm. 89 00:06:50,926 --> 00:06:52,277 How's that going anyway? 90 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:55,062 Good. Okay. 91 00:06:55,104 --> 00:06:57,630 He's teaching a yoga retreat in Colorado this weekend. 92 00:06:57,672 --> 00:07:00,372 Is he watching the meteor shower, too? 93 00:07:00,414 --> 00:07:01,634 Yeah, they're doing like a whole ceremony thing. 94 00:07:01,676 --> 00:07:02,896 Have you heard from Schoze? 95 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:05,551 Not since we got here. His loss. 96 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,293 He's probably fucking Candace this weekend. 97 00:07:08,335 --> 00:07:09,337 He's only interested because she's got like 98 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:11,381 a million followers. 99 00:07:13,993 --> 00:07:15,866 Schoze will screw anyone for a shout-out. 100 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:24,048 Fuck him. 101 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,961 And fuck Candace. 102 00:07:29,878 --> 00:07:31,795 You're building a makeup line. 103 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:33,710 Oh, you guys, 104 00:07:33,752 --> 00:07:34,885 I finally got the name. 105 00:07:34,927 --> 00:07:37,322 Yeah? What is it? 106 00:07:37,364 --> 00:07:41,587 I'm D, and I'm fine, and it defines. 107 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:44,024 Huh? I don't get it. 108 00:07:44,066 --> 00:07:47,419 I'm D, and I'm fine, 109 00:07:47,461 --> 00:07:50,290 and it defines. 110 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,731 That's awesome. 111 00:07:54,773 --> 00:07:56,341 I know. 112 00:08:01,954 --> 00:08:03,130 What? 113 00:08:03,172 --> 00:08:05,872 What? 114 00:08:09,004 --> 00:08:10,398 Gimme. 115 00:08:27,196 --> 00:08:28,329 Wow! 116 00:08:31,331 --> 00:08:32,899 Beautiful. 117 00:08:32,941 --> 00:08:35,293 Ugh. Fuck me. 118 00:08:35,335 --> 00:08:37,121 Goddamn piece of shit. 119 00:08:37,163 --> 00:08:39,297 What's a girl got to do to get a goddamn signal? 120 00:08:39,339 --> 00:08:40,428 Whoa! 121 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:42,517 Amazing. 122 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:45,651 - That one was huge. - Motherfucker. 123 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:49,176 Fucking signal's fucked. Fucking live stream, fuck you. 124 00:08:49,218 --> 00:08:51,875 Deidre, you're missing it. 125 00:08:51,917 --> 00:08:53,659 I've got no signal, either. 126 00:08:59,315 --> 00:09:00,708 Wow. 127 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:06,019 Is it supposed to do that? 128 00:09:06,061 --> 00:09:08,587 I guess. I mean, it is 129 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:10,284 a once-in-a-lifetime meteor shower. 130 00:09:10,326 --> 00:09:11,808 Unbelievable. 131 00:09:11,850 --> 00:09:13,723 Here we are watching the event of a lifetime, 132 00:09:13,765 --> 00:09:15,680 and I cannot get a goddamn signal. 133 00:09:16,811 --> 00:09:18,204 Whoa. 134 00:09:24,036 --> 00:09:25,648 Is it supposed to do that? 135 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,132 Wow. 136 00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:34,221 Wow. 137 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:36,267 Beautiful. 138 00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:47,757 Margaritas. Nice. 139 00:09:47,799 --> 00:09:50,368 Cheers. 140 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,938 I've turned the Wi-Fi on and off 141 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:56,026 like a thousand times. 142 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:57,462 Still can't get any signal. 143 00:10:02,509 --> 00:10:05,470 Whoa, that's... strong. 144 00:10:05,512 --> 00:10:07,254 Ugh. 145 00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:08,473 Whew! 146 00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:13,955 It's just like old times. 147 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:17,917 You remember when we went camping in school? 148 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:20,006 I fucking hate camping. 149 00:10:20,048 --> 00:10:23,096 Yeah, especially when D tells you stories 150 00:10:23,138 --> 00:10:26,056 about killer bears who only ate children. 151 00:10:26,098 --> 00:10:28,798 Oh, my God. I remember. Fucking terrifying. 152 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,757 - I was so scared. - Yeah, me too. 153 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,846 I mean, I didn't leave the window open until I was, 154 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:37,850 - like, 13. - Get a grip. 155 00:10:37,892 --> 00:10:43,464 - Seriously. - I mean, you were pretty mean. 156 00:10:43,506 --> 00:10:48,295 Is it my fault you're both a couple of little babies? 157 00:10:48,337 --> 00:10:50,950 Remember that time you got your head beaten in 158 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:53,692 by that fat bitch, Jennifer Hopkins? 159 00:10:53,734 --> 00:10:55,085 Saved your ass then, no? 160 00:10:55,127 --> 00:10:56,911 Yeah, you did. 161 00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,046 Yeah. 162 00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:02,875 You were pretty mean, though. 163 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:06,618 Tough. Not mean. 164 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,576 And cute. 165 00:11:08,618 --> 00:11:10,361 Very cute. 166 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,277 You know, you can't just let people walk all over you. 167 00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:14,713 Shit, you got to have a mean side 168 00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:16,976 or how are you going to survive? 169 00:11:17,018 --> 00:11:18,369 You're not. 170 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,371 You know, it happens to pussies? 171 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,502 No? 172 00:11:21,544 --> 00:11:22,939 They get fucked. 173 00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:24,636 What the holy fuck?! 174 00:11:27,986 --> 00:11:29,946 Oh, my God. 175 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,566 Where the fuck that come from? 176 00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:43,307 Oh, my God. 177 00:11:43,349 --> 00:11:45,352 It's leaking. 178 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,093 What? Shit! Get out of the pool. 179 00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:48,920 My dad's going to fucking kill me. 180 00:11:50,225 --> 00:11:51,663 What the fuck is it? 181 00:11:51,705 --> 00:11:54,318 Maybe it's a meteor. 182 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,364 - D, please help me with this. - Right. 183 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,540 Just get it out. Get it out! 184 00:11:59,582 --> 00:12:02,369 - Okay, hon, chill. - My God. Get it out. 185 00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:03,893 - You got it? - Oh, my God. 186 00:12:03,935 --> 00:12:05,285 You got it? 187 00:12:05,327 --> 00:12:06,894 Yeah. I think so. 188 00:12:10,506 --> 00:12:12,508 - Okay. - On the towels. 189 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:17,297 On the towels! Oh, my God! The decking! 190 00:12:17,339 --> 00:12:18,603 Oh, my God, is the decking okay? 191 00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:20,910 Tell me it's okay. It's okay. 192 00:12:20,952 --> 00:12:23,173 - It's not staining. - It's not? 193 00:12:23,215 --> 00:12:26,132 No. Look. See? 194 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:27,349 It's okay, honey. 195 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,661 - What is it? - Looks too soft to be a meteor. 196 00:12:33,703 --> 00:12:35,402 I don't know. 197 00:12:35,444 --> 00:12:37,404 Oh, my God. It stinks. 198 00:12:37,446 --> 00:12:40,930 It stinks of ass. Oh, my God, that is so bad. 199 00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:41,973 But what is it? 200 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,717 I think it's... 201 00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:47,414 shit. 202 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:50,156 I think God took a shit in your pool, Heather. 203 00:12:50,198 --> 00:12:52,593 - That's not funny. - No, but seriously, 204 00:12:52,635 --> 00:12:54,334 it's shit from a plane. 205 00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:56,641 You know, they freeze all the passenger shit in planes 206 00:12:56,683 --> 00:12:58,164 and then drop it at once it's full? 207 00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,818 Schoze knew this one guy 208 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,428 who was eating a sandwich in his kitchen, 209 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:04,344 and then one day a giant block of frozen shit 210 00:13:04,386 --> 00:13:06,433 the size of a refrigerator 211 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:09,436 fell through his roof and killed him. 212 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:13,832 - I don't think they do that, D. - What do you know? 213 00:13:13,874 --> 00:13:16,661 You don't even Google. 214 00:13:16,703 --> 00:13:19,184 Well, what do youthink it is? 215 00:13:21,316 --> 00:13:24,319 Oh, my God. It's got a little face. 216 00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,281 I think it's... an animal. 217 00:13:30,325 --> 00:13:33,547 - What kind of animal? - I don't know. 218 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:36,637 It's... It's kind of balled up like an 219 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:37,943 armadillo or something, 220 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,425 I-I'm not sure. 221 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:43,775 Well, whatever it is, it's fucking dead. 222 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,170 Oh. 223 00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:53,785 Oh, my God, un-fucking-believable. 224 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,352 This is content gold. 225 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,729 Don't think it's an armadillo. 226 00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:32,128 Thanks. 227 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,217 - I'm okay. - Drink it. 228 00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:35,608 For your nerves. 229 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:46,055 I want it out of here. 230 00:14:46,097 --> 00:14:48,666 I can still smell it. 231 00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:51,974 It could be a bear made with an armadillo. 232 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:55,934 What? And taught itself to fly? 233 00:14:55,976 --> 00:14:58,458 - Oh, yeah. - What are we gonna do with it? 234 00:14:58,500 --> 00:14:59,938 I mean, how are we going to get rid of it? 235 00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,461 I don't know. Stick it in the trash? 236 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:09,076 Oh, my God. 237 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,516 We could bury it... 238 00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:14,126 under a tree or something. 239 00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:15,823 What? No! 240 00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:18,217 It's got to go. 241 00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:20,524 Come on, babe. 242 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,698 Let's get you off to bed. 243 00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:30,969 - Charles? - Hmm? 244 00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:33,928 Oh, I'm going to stay up for a little while. 245 00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:35,537 Okay. 246 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:38,846 Stay away from it. 247 00:15:38,888 --> 00:15:40,457 It could have a disease or something disease. 248 00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:43,632 - Disease? - No. No diseases. 249 00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:53,269 Hey. 250 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,053 Morning. 251 00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:57,316 - You sleep okay? - Mm. 252 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,929 Uh... 253 00:17:01,971 --> 00:17:03,975 I'm sorry about last night. 254 00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:05,542 I was just a bit... 255 00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:09,763 Oh, it's fine. It's your dad's place. 256 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:11,461 You don't want it to get fucked up. 257 00:17:11,503 --> 00:17:14,377 - We get it. - You're the best, Charles. 258 00:17:14,419 --> 00:17:16,683 - Thanks. - Oh. 259 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:19,598 Oh, my gosh, my head. 260 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,993 - I am not used to tequila. - Me neither. 261 00:17:30,522 --> 00:17:33,004 Jesus Christ. 262 00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:36,486 - It just died. - So weird. 263 00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:39,706 I'm actually freaking out right now. 264 00:17:39,748 --> 00:17:41,012 Don't you have a landline? 265 00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:42,709 We could call a cab and go into town. 266 00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,842 People don't use landlines anymore. 267 00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:47,539 - What about yours? - It's in the bedroom. 268 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,718 Can you get it? 269 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:53,153 Uh... 270 00:18:09,561 --> 00:18:11,216 Do you have signal? 271 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,564 Yeah. 272 00:18:17,525 --> 00:18:19,137 Oh, wait. What the...? 273 00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:20,747 What's happened? 274 00:18:20,789 --> 00:18:22,227 I don't know. It just sort of... 275 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,577 Shit. 276 00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:28,538 I mean, it is kind of old. I was meaning to get a new one. 277 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,844 Great. That's just great. 278 00:18:30,886 --> 00:18:33,673 How am I going to post the photo shoot? 279 00:18:33,715 --> 00:18:36,763 Maybe it's magnets and the meteor shower. 280 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,461 There was this thing called the Carrington Event 281 00:18:38,503 --> 00:18:41,681 in, like, the 1850s, like a geomagnetic storm 282 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:45,076 that knocked out all the radio waves around the world. 283 00:18:45,118 --> 00:18:46,860 Magnets in the meteor shower? 284 00:18:46,902 --> 00:18:50,908 Magnetic storms? Where do you get this stuff? 285 00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:53,692 Mm. Books, newspapers. 286 00:18:56,477 --> 00:18:59,917 People are going to think I'm dead, like I've died. 287 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,180 - They won't. - They will. 288 00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:03,573 They'll post about it everywhere. 289 00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:05,270 Then my mom will see it. 290 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,924 She'll get freaked out and then she'll kill herself. 291 00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:10,623 Shit, D. It's only been like 24 hours. 292 00:19:10,665 --> 00:19:14,497 24 hours is like a lifetime on the Internet. 293 00:19:14,539 --> 00:19:15,889 I've got sponsors. 294 00:19:15,931 --> 00:19:19,284 I don't post, I don't get paid. 295 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,808 Fuck it. I'm done. It's over. 296 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,199 I'm over. "Hashtag dead." 297 00:19:28,117 --> 00:19:29,641 What about the thing? 298 00:19:30,772 --> 00:19:33,471 - Shit. - I totally forgot. 299 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,658 - Where is it? - I don't know. 300 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:48,313 Maybe it can fly. 301 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,661 Is it really gone? 302 00:20:02,151 --> 00:20:03,588 Where the fuck is it? 303 00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:12,772 Wait here. 304 00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:16,820 Hey. 305 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,343 It'll be okay. 306 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,127 We can clean this up. No problem. 307 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,091 Careful, it's my dad. 308 00:20:30,702 --> 00:20:32,139 Just be on the safe side. 309 00:21:04,823 --> 00:21:07,523 Animals must have dragged it. 310 00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:09,089 What animals? 311 00:21:09,131 --> 00:21:11,004 Coyotes maybe. 312 00:21:11,046 --> 00:21:13,790 - Coyotes? - They're not dangerous. 313 00:21:13,832 --> 00:21:15,139 Not really. 314 00:21:15,181 --> 00:21:17,141 God, it's disgusting. 315 00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:20,013 My God, what the fuck? It stinks worse than yesterday. 316 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,757 Where's its shell gone? 317 00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,933 That's what you're worried about? 318 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,696 - Hi. - Jesus Christ. 319 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,263 I'm Brett. 320 00:21:52,305 --> 00:21:54,004 I'm here to do the garden. 321 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,788 Oh, great. You work for my dad. 322 00:21:59,138 --> 00:22:00,706 My dad. 323 00:22:00,748 --> 00:22:03,970 I don't know your dad. Agency booked my brother. 324 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:05,449 He got sick. 325 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:26,689 Go on. 326 00:22:26,731 --> 00:22:28,255 Ask him. 327 00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:30,083 Ask him what? 328 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,956 The thing? 329 00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:36,916 Oh, my God. He can take it away. 330 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:38,482 Oh, my God, great idea. 331 00:22:40,135 --> 00:22:41,441 Hi. 332 00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:45,316 Got some shit on you? 333 00:22:45,358 --> 00:22:47,753 Oh, we had an accident. 334 00:22:47,795 --> 00:22:49,973 A thing. An animal. 335 00:22:50,015 --> 00:22:54,020 Um, a dead armadillo or like a bear thing fell on our pool. 336 00:22:54,062 --> 00:22:55,892 Oh, yeah? 337 00:22:55,934 --> 00:22:59,894 Ugh, it's still sort of here, like, dead just over there. 338 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,987 - A dead armadillo? - Right. 339 00:23:04,029 --> 00:23:05,858 Well, we were wondering maybe that you... 340 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,992 Listen, I'm just coming for my brother. 341 00:23:09,034 --> 00:23:11,385 Dead armadillo is... 342 00:23:11,427 --> 00:23:13,995 That's, like, another department. 343 00:23:17,259 --> 00:23:21,526 I mean, we could give you some money to take it away. 344 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,439 It would be really helpful. 345 00:23:26,704 --> 00:23:28,575 How much? 346 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,672 It don't look like no armadillo. 347 00:23:36,714 --> 00:23:38,237 Oh. 348 00:23:40,195 --> 00:23:41,198 Oh. 349 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,417 It stinks like ass. 350 00:23:43,459 --> 00:23:46,506 $150 and a download link to the photos. 351 00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:52,514 You really are models? 352 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,296 Of course we are, Brett. 353 00:23:56,516 --> 00:23:59,390 Nah, that's bullshit. Deal's off. 354 00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:05,222 I can just send you the ones of me. 355 00:24:05,264 --> 00:24:06,744 There's way hotter on the Internet. 356 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,707 What the fuck? 357 00:24:11,749 --> 00:24:14,187 Okay? A $150 in cash 358 00:24:14,229 --> 00:24:15,667 and then we'll just transfer you the rest 359 00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:16,842 when our phones are fixed. 360 00:24:16,884 --> 00:24:18,931 Do I look like an idiot to you? 361 00:24:18,973 --> 00:24:21,020 No! 362 00:24:23,151 --> 00:24:26,111 Please? We really need your help. 363 00:24:27,982 --> 00:24:29,418 There is one thing. 364 00:24:38,776 --> 00:24:40,255 Unbelievable. 365 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,827 Okay, let's get this over with. 366 00:24:44,869 --> 00:24:46,742 One quick kiss. 367 00:24:46,784 --> 00:24:49,483 - With tongues. - No, Brett. No tongues. 368 00:24:49,525 --> 00:24:52,051 No hands. One kiss. That's it. 369 00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:54,445 You break the rules, you're gonna get punched in the face. 370 00:24:54,487 --> 00:24:56,578 Okay? 371 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,447 Okay. Fine. 372 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,714 How old are you, anyway? 373 00:25:02,756 --> 00:25:05,021 15. 374 00:25:05,063 --> 00:25:06,238 And two months. 375 00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:13,682 Fuck my life. 376 00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:15,726 Ready? 377 00:25:17,728 --> 00:25:19,643 Ready, Brett. 378 00:25:49,977 --> 00:25:52,371 Okay, I'll go get the bear. 379 00:26:00,771 --> 00:26:04,950 Okay, so that's $50 a piece. 380 00:26:04,992 --> 00:26:08,258 - I don't have $50. - I got you, Charles. 381 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,695 Anything to get rid of that thing and get my phone fixed. 382 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,305 Here. 383 00:26:12,347 --> 00:26:14,612 So, once Brett gets rid of the dead thing, 384 00:26:14,654 --> 00:26:15,961 here's the plan. 385 00:26:16,003 --> 00:26:18,572 Quick trip to town. Fix the phones. 386 00:26:18,614 --> 00:26:20,705 Grab a juice, cab back then, 387 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:24,491 it's D-Fine photoshoot time. 388 00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:26,319 - I don't really wanna... - You're gonna love it, Charles. 389 00:26:26,361 --> 00:26:28,365 I'm telling you it's going to be fun. 390 00:26:28,407 --> 00:26:30,846 - But I... - Charles, you only put $7 391 00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:32,978 into the get rid of the ass-stinking dead bear fund, 392 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:36,373 - so please. - But I... 393 00:26:36,415 --> 00:26:38,417 I kissed the, you know... 394 00:26:40,549 --> 00:26:41,942 ...child. 395 00:26:45,685 --> 00:26:48,777 Didn't seem like too much of a chore, hon. 396 00:26:48,819 --> 00:26:52,476 Hmm? 397 00:26:52,518 --> 00:26:54,783 Looked pretty hot from where we're standing. 398 00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:56,393 What the fuck, D? 399 00:26:56,435 --> 00:26:58,134 You should definitely ask him for his number. 400 00:26:58,176 --> 00:27:01,964 - Definitely. Hot. - Oh, my God. Fine. 401 00:27:02,006 --> 00:27:04,662 I'll do the damned shoot. 402 00:27:04,704 --> 00:27:08,144 This is going to be excellent. 403 00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:15,238 Fuck. 404 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:30,079 - Charles, any requests? - Just that we get it over with 405 00:27:30,121 --> 00:27:31,471 - fairly quickly. - Oh, please, 406 00:27:31,513 --> 00:27:33,125 you're going to love it. 407 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:36,389 I'll get the products. 408 00:27:36,431 --> 00:27:37,868 Heather. 409 00:27:57,626 --> 00:27:59,935 Fuck. 410 00:27:59,977 --> 00:28:01,284 Fucking thing. 411 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,342 What the fuck? 412 00:28:19,518 --> 00:28:20,649 Brett! 413 00:28:22,782 --> 00:28:24,307 Brett! 414 00:28:45,152 --> 00:28:47,504 Oh, my fucking God. 415 00:28:47,546 --> 00:28:49,767 No way. 416 00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:51,073 We have to. 417 00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:52,944 - No. - Heather? 418 00:28:52,986 --> 00:28:54,467 I don't care what Heather says. 419 00:28:54,509 --> 00:28:56,295 I'm not letting you kill an innocent animal. 420 00:28:56,337 --> 00:28:58,907 - It's sick. It's already dying. - Fucking Brett. 421 00:28:58,949 --> 00:29:00,212 What are we going to do now? 422 00:29:00,254 --> 00:29:01,953 How are we gonna get rid of that thing? 423 00:29:01,995 --> 00:29:03,346 My dad's gonna fucking kill me, and my phone is still 424 00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:05,348 - not working. - Your dad cannot blame you 425 00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:07,306 for a crash-landing armadillo. 426 00:29:07,348 --> 00:29:09,221 No, it's definitely not an armadillo. 427 00:29:09,263 --> 00:29:12,181 Well, whatever it is, killing it is the kind of thing. 428 00:29:12,223 --> 00:29:15,314 - With what? - I don't know. 429 00:29:15,356 --> 00:29:17,926 This bat or poison? 430 00:29:17,968 --> 00:29:19,014 You can't go around killing things, D. 431 00:29:19,056 --> 00:29:20,580 Of course you can. 432 00:29:20,622 --> 00:29:23,235 People shoot sick horses and dogs all the time, no? 433 00:29:23,277 --> 00:29:26,412 People don't shoot sick dogs, D. 434 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:27,979 We don't even know if it's dying. 435 00:29:28,021 --> 00:29:30,852 Oh, come on. It's so is. Heather? 436 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,375 - Hmm? - We put it out of its misery, 437 00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:34,681 - no? - You wantto kill it! 438 00:29:34,723 --> 00:29:35,987 Don't be ridiculous. 439 00:29:36,029 --> 00:29:37,728 You're a psychopath. Heather? 440 00:29:37,770 --> 00:29:40,165 you're a little baby. Heather? We kill it, no? 441 00:29:40,207 --> 00:29:42,733 What? Don't look at me. I don't want to decide. 442 00:29:42,775 --> 00:29:44,474 But can you please put that thing away? 443 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,441 I told you it was dying. 444 00:30:04,449 --> 00:30:07,584 Hey, little guy. 445 00:30:07,626 --> 00:30:10,456 Charlotte, be careful. 446 00:30:10,498 --> 00:30:12,328 Doesn't look well. 447 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:14,634 - Like I said... - We're not killing it, D! 448 00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:17,811 - It would be really bad karma. - Jesus Christ. 449 00:30:17,853 --> 00:30:19,639 Okay, okay. How about this? 450 00:30:19,681 --> 00:30:22,207 We drag it away from the house, at least, 451 00:30:22,249 --> 00:30:25,384 leave it under a bush or something. 452 00:30:25,426 --> 00:30:29,345 I guess. I mean, in the shade, it might get better. 453 00:30:29,387 --> 00:30:31,695 We can leave it a bowl of water. 454 00:30:31,737 --> 00:30:33,175 Sure. 455 00:30:33,217 --> 00:30:34,350 Fine. 456 00:30:34,392 --> 00:30:35,917 You're both so lame. 457 00:30:38,048 --> 00:30:40,617 Poor thing. 458 00:31:18,349 --> 00:31:22,267 Shit, that motherfucker is heavy. 459 00:31:22,309 --> 00:31:24,356 I feel really dizzy. 460 00:31:24,398 --> 00:31:26,748 I'm going to go and get it a bowl of water. 461 00:31:29,795 --> 00:31:32,190 Can we have some fun now, please? 462 00:31:32,232 --> 00:31:33,931 We came here to have a good time, no? 463 00:31:33,973 --> 00:31:39,023 Not drag some stinking dying bear around in the blazing heat. 464 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,762 Shit. 465 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:51,998 Oh, my God. 466 00:34:56,784 --> 00:34:58,353 - Heather. - Huh? Huh? 467 00:34:58,395 --> 00:35:00,833 - Heather. - What? No. 468 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:03,009 The decking. 469 00:35:03,051 --> 00:35:04,836 - Heather, wake up. - Huh? 470 00:35:06,707 --> 00:35:08,711 Charlotte. 471 00:35:08,753 --> 00:35:10,321 What's going on? I'm asleep. 472 00:35:10,363 --> 00:35:15,196 The thing, the bear thing... 473 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:18,286 - it's crying. - Huh? What? 474 00:35:18,328 --> 00:35:20,418 Come see it. 475 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:23,158 For fuck's sake, Charles, go back to sleep! 476 00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:34,606 Okay, buddy. 477 00:35:34,648 --> 00:35:36,041 We can do is. 478 00:35:43,527 --> 00:35:47,793 Whoa. Maybe I'm still stoned, but you seem lighter. 479 00:35:59,847 --> 00:36:02,939 Hey, little guy. 480 00:36:02,981 --> 00:36:04,723 Are you hungry? 481 00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:46,025 You were hungry. 482 00:37:59,532 --> 00:38:01,318 Ugh! 483 00:38:07,888 --> 00:38:11,415 What the fuck have you done? 484 00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:13,635 Oh, hey, D. 485 00:38:13,677 --> 00:38:16,028 Don't "Oh, hey, D" me. 486 00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:17,943 I got two questions for you. 487 00:38:17,985 --> 00:38:21,338 One, what is that piss-leaking dog rat doing in the house? 488 00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,906 And two, where's my motherfucking shake? 489 00:38:23,948 --> 00:38:26,648 What? What's going on? Shake? 490 00:38:30,258 --> 00:38:35,526 - How did you even carry it? - I don't know. Seemed lighter. 491 00:38:35,568 --> 00:38:37,265 Get it out of my house. 492 00:38:40,573 --> 00:38:43,055 It was crying. 493 00:38:43,097 --> 00:38:45,360 - I couldn't just leave it... - Out. 494 00:38:47,275 --> 00:38:48,626 Okay. 495 00:39:04,379 --> 00:39:06,557 Oh, my God! 496 00:39:06,599 --> 00:39:08,080 I can't move it. 497 00:39:08,122 --> 00:39:09,821 It's stuck its claws in. 498 00:39:20,352 --> 00:39:22,485 It was crying. 499 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,666 It was crying? 500 00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:31,234 Let me break this down for you, Charlotte. 501 00:39:31,276 --> 00:39:33,105 We're in the middle of fucking nowhere. 502 00:39:33,147 --> 00:39:35,064 There is an animal... I don't know what it is, 503 00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:37,240 I don't know where it's from. You brought it into her house. 504 00:39:37,282 --> 00:39:40,591 You fed it my protein shake. Here's what's going to happen. 505 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:43,072 You're going to hitch your little ass back into town, 506 00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:47,772 find a vet or an animal wrangler man, 507 00:39:47,814 --> 00:39:49,339 get him to come down here 508 00:39:49,381 --> 00:39:51,820 and get that thing out of the goddamn house 509 00:39:51,862 --> 00:39:55,563 before we all get rabies or Ebola or both. 510 00:39:55,605 --> 00:39:56,606 Okay? 511 00:39:59,304 --> 00:40:00,653 Yeah. Okay. 512 00:40:03,482 --> 00:40:07,226 Now, I'm going back to bed. 513 00:40:07,268 --> 00:40:09,532 Do not wake me up until it's gone. 514 00:40:12,099 --> 00:40:15,015 And take the goddamn phones and get them fixed too. 515 00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:20,370 This is not what our weekend was supposed to be like... 516 00:40:20,412 --> 00:40:23,634 running around trying to deal with a dead bear. 517 00:40:23,676 --> 00:40:27,333 It's not cool, not cool at all. 518 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:29,031 I'm sorry. 519 00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:31,555 - It's just it was... - I know. 520 00:40:31,597 --> 00:40:32,598 Crying. 521 00:40:36,776 --> 00:40:38,735 I was a bit high too. 522 00:40:42,390 --> 00:40:45,221 Okay. 523 00:40:45,263 --> 00:40:46,962 But just don't ever, ever, ever, ever, 524 00:40:47,004 --> 00:40:50,226 ever pull some shit like this ever fucking again. 525 00:40:51,399 --> 00:40:52,924 Okay, I know. 526 00:40:52,966 --> 00:40:55,448 My dad is a buggy in the garage. 527 00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:58,234 The nearest neighbor is this weird old lady called Edna. 528 00:40:58,276 --> 00:41:00,018 We can drive down to Edna's and see if she'll give us 529 00:41:00,060 --> 00:41:02,238 a ride into town. 530 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,676 We can kind of vet. Or Wrangler man or whatever. 531 00:41:05,718 --> 00:41:09,027 Get my phone fixed. Get rid of that creature. 532 00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:13,728 Grab a latte, and get back to chill mode. 533 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:15,164 We're calm. 534 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:16,599 I'm calm. 535 00:41:18,557 --> 00:41:21,083 That's a good plan. 536 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,954 Now, I don't know how reliable this is, 537 00:41:22,996 --> 00:41:25,522 but I'm sure it'll get us Edna's and back. 538 00:41:25,564 --> 00:41:28,177 - Really? - Mm. 539 00:41:31,396 --> 00:41:32,529 Told you. 540 00:42:18,051 --> 00:42:20,229 You motherfucker. 541 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:56,613 Hey, little guy. 542 00:42:56,655 --> 00:42:58,049 Thirsty? 543 00:43:24,117 --> 00:43:25,423 There. 544 00:43:46,705 --> 00:43:49,666 Wow. 545 00:43:49,708 --> 00:43:50,798 She lives out here all on her own? 546 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,931 - Mm-hmm. - Cool. 547 00:43:53,973 --> 00:43:55,890 She's a bit eccentric. 548 00:43:55,932 --> 00:43:58,631 Like, she's into some weird science shit. 549 00:43:58,673 --> 00:44:00,242 It's cool, though. She's definitely cool. 550 00:44:00,284 --> 00:44:02,766 And she gave me some weed last summer. 551 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:04,157 - Nice. - Mm-hmm. 552 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:13,037 - That's strange. - What? 553 00:44:13,079 --> 00:44:16,127 She's got this big dog who normally goes crazy 554 00:44:16,169 --> 00:44:17,518 when anyone comes by. 555 00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,528 Miss Brunel? 556 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:33,621 Miss Brunel...? 557 00:44:39,149 --> 00:44:40,628 Miss Brunel? 558 00:44:58,342 --> 00:45:00,910 - Wow! - I told you. 559 00:45:09,701 --> 00:45:11,442 Nothing. 560 00:45:14,924 --> 00:45:16,405 What is all this stuff? 561 00:45:23,976 --> 00:45:25,806 Okay, let's get out of here. 562 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,983 What about getting into town? 563 00:45:29,025 --> 00:45:30,722 I don't know. 564 00:45:33,116 --> 00:45:34,597 I'll leave her a note in case she comes back. 565 00:45:42,081 --> 00:45:45,913 - That's weird. - What? 566 00:45:45,955 --> 00:45:49,438 Isn't that yesterday? The night of the meteor shower? 567 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,093 Mm-hmm. 568 00:45:52,135 --> 00:45:53,790 Strange. 569 00:45:53,832 --> 00:45:56,053 - How so? - I don't know, it's just 570 00:45:56,095 --> 00:45:59,840 really highlighted like a lot. 571 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:03,191 Well, maybe it was her birthday. 572 00:46:03,233 --> 00:46:04,453 Maybe. 573 00:46:04,495 --> 00:46:05,626 Okay, let's go. 574 00:46:08,064 --> 00:46:09,197 Charles, come on. 575 00:46:41,749 --> 00:46:44,797 You want the bad news or the bad news? 576 00:46:44,839 --> 00:46:47,713 D? 577 00:46:47,755 --> 00:46:49,933 - Huh? - Edna wasn't there. 578 00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:51,674 We couldn't get to town. 579 00:46:51,716 --> 00:46:53,371 Shit. 580 00:46:53,413 --> 00:46:54,458 That's bad. 581 00:46:59,028 --> 00:47:01,510 D. 582 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:02,815 Hmm? 583 00:47:02,857 --> 00:47:04,208 You okay, babe? 584 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,384 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. 585 00:47:06,426 --> 00:47:08,604 Of course. Just a bit stoned. 586 00:47:08,646 --> 00:47:10,954 Yeah, um, we couldn't get the vet. 587 00:47:10,996 --> 00:47:13,391 And the phones are still fucked. 588 00:47:13,433 --> 00:47:15,480 It's okay. 589 00:47:15,522 --> 00:47:18,179 Don't worry about it. 590 00:47:18,221 --> 00:47:21,269 How are we going to get that thing out of the goddamn house? 591 00:47:21,311 --> 00:47:24,141 Shit. I'm with red on that one. 592 00:47:24,183 --> 00:47:26,142 Huh? 593 00:47:30,276 --> 00:47:33,107 Not my department. 594 00:47:33,149 --> 00:47:35,413 Right. Okay. 595 00:47:35,455 --> 00:47:37,457 Good. Great. 596 00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,895 It is kind of cute, actually. 597 00:47:48,468 --> 00:47:50,385 Do you want me to try and move it again? 598 00:47:50,427 --> 00:47:51,952 Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. 599 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:53,910 Actually, I can't take any more of it screaming. 600 00:47:53,952 --> 00:47:57,261 My nerves already shot to shit. 601 00:47:57,303 --> 00:47:59,263 If it damages anything in this house, Charlotte... 602 00:47:59,305 --> 00:48:02,179 I will pay for it, I swear. 603 00:48:02,221 --> 00:48:03,788 With what, Charles? With that? 604 00:48:07,748 --> 00:48:10,448 I can make lunch. Do you want some lunch? 605 00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:15,236 - And I can clean. - Un-fucking-believable. 606 00:48:15,278 --> 00:48:19,412 Okay, fine. Make some lunch before I lose my fucking mind. 607 00:48:23,286 --> 00:48:25,159 I'm sorry, Heather. 608 00:49:19,516 --> 00:49:21,215 Mmm! 609 00:49:21,257 --> 00:49:22,736 That's good. 610 00:49:26,218 --> 00:49:27,480 Mmm. 611 00:49:30,135 --> 00:49:33,444 Mmm! So good. 612 00:49:33,486 --> 00:49:34,792 Hungry? 613 00:49:37,577 --> 00:49:39,101 - Huh? - Nothing. 614 00:49:43,888 --> 00:49:45,629 You gonna eat that? 615 00:49:59,817 --> 00:50:01,906 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 616 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,867 Mmm. 617 00:50:07,825 --> 00:50:08,869 What? 618 00:50:10,871 --> 00:50:13,963 Oh, I feel amazing. 619 00:50:14,005 --> 00:50:15,617 Must be the fresh air. 620 00:50:15,659 --> 00:50:17,923 Do you guys want to work out in a bit? 621 00:50:17,965 --> 00:50:20,926 It's, um, it's a little hot at the moment. 622 00:50:20,968 --> 00:50:23,320 - No? - I'm good. 623 00:50:23,362 --> 00:50:24,929 Suit yourselves. 624 00:50:30,717 --> 00:50:32,373 - What the fuck? - I know. 625 00:50:32,415 --> 00:50:34,592 I really hope she's not having another breakdown. 626 00:50:34,634 --> 00:50:37,595 Like, I remember when she split up with James? 627 00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:38,596 Same thing. 628 00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:46,907 She's totally flipped. 629 00:50:48,561 --> 00:50:50,041 Maybe it's the come down? 630 00:50:51,695 --> 00:50:53,916 For fuck's sake! 631 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:57,615 Oh, my God, and it smells so bad. 632 00:50:57,657 --> 00:50:58,919 Maybe we could give it a bath. 633 00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:02,664 I mean, if you can move it without it 634 00:51:02,706 --> 00:51:05,101 tearing a hole in the rug. 635 00:51:05,143 --> 00:51:08,060 I just think it didn't want to go back outside. 636 00:51:08,102 --> 00:51:10,367 You know what, Charlotte? Be my guest. 637 00:51:10,409 --> 00:51:12,326 Please, give the fucking hyena a bath, 638 00:51:12,368 --> 00:51:13,892 because you know what? 639 00:51:13,934 --> 00:51:15,893 This weekend literally cannot get any weirder. 640 00:57:10,334 --> 00:57:13,251 Hey. Where's the...? 641 00:57:13,293 --> 00:57:15,297 We put him in my room. 642 00:57:15,339 --> 00:57:17,517 You did... what? 643 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:19,386 It's more comfortable than the sofa. 644 00:57:21,301 --> 00:57:23,784 Huh. 645 00:57:23,826 --> 00:57:25,220 Nice day again. 646 00:57:25,262 --> 00:57:28,179 It really is. 647 00:57:33,792 --> 00:57:36,361 On the smokes already? 648 00:57:36,403 --> 00:57:39,408 Hey, look. What time are we leaving? 649 00:57:39,450 --> 00:57:41,018 The phones aren't working. 650 00:57:41,060 --> 00:57:42,759 Can't call a cab. 651 00:57:42,801 --> 00:57:44,544 I have to get back for work tomorrow. 652 00:57:48,502 --> 00:57:50,724 Stoned out of your minds. 653 00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:52,202 Jesus Christ. 654 00:58:24,756 --> 00:58:28,109 I need to leave. Today. 655 00:58:28,151 --> 00:58:30,067 The phones are not working, Charlotte. 656 00:58:30,109 --> 00:58:34,245 - What do you want to do? - There's the buggy. 657 00:58:34,287 --> 00:58:37,422 It's not going to get us back to town, though, is it? 658 00:58:37,464 --> 00:58:40,295 Don't you have to get back for, like, work? 659 00:58:40,337 --> 00:58:41,731 Chill, Charles. 660 00:58:41,773 --> 00:58:44,429 One more day here. 661 00:58:44,471 --> 00:58:46,606 It's hardly a prison sentence. 662 00:58:46,648 --> 00:58:48,999 I'll lose my job, D. 663 00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,698 You can do so much better, though, really. 664 00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:53,480 Sure. Okay, but... 665 00:58:55,265 --> 00:58:57,355 Are you really just going to lie here all day? 666 00:58:57,397 --> 00:58:59,096 Wait for someone to come by? 667 00:58:59,138 --> 00:59:01,533 That's the big plan? 668 00:59:01,575 --> 00:59:04,145 Fuck it. I'm going back to the cabin. 669 00:59:04,187 --> 00:59:06,408 - What the hell for? - I don't know. 670 00:59:06,450 --> 00:59:07,757 Check the truck. 671 00:59:07,799 --> 00:59:09,977 There might be keys in there. Heather. 672 00:59:10,019 --> 00:59:12,066 - Huh? - Can I take the buggy? 673 00:59:12,108 --> 00:59:14,198 - Knock yourself out, kid. - Great. 674 00:59:59,024 --> 01:00:00,330 Shit. 675 01:00:21,438 --> 01:00:22,918 Mrs. Brunel? 676 01:00:37,497 --> 01:00:39,064 Hello? 677 01:01:58,274 --> 01:02:00,147 The fuck...? 678 01:04:45,963 --> 01:04:48,097 She's dead... Edna. 679 01:04:48,139 --> 01:04:51,448 Something is wrong. We have to get out of here. 680 01:04:51,490 --> 01:04:54,582 - D! - Yeah, I heard you. 681 01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:56,801 She's what? 682 01:04:56,843 --> 01:04:58,586 She's killed herself. 683 01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:01,806 Shit. That's fucked up. 684 01:05:01,848 --> 01:05:05,287 I saw these drawings, these diagrams and stuff. 685 01:05:09,987 --> 01:05:14,906 Heather, Edna... she's dead. 686 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,474 It's terrible. 687 01:05:17,516 --> 01:05:19,257 God is so fucked. 688 01:05:20,737 --> 01:05:22,001 We need to leave. 689 01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:24,090 That thing... 690 01:05:24,132 --> 01:05:25,700 it's not safe. 691 01:05:25,742 --> 01:05:27,657 What's it got to do with him? 692 01:05:29,267 --> 01:05:32,968 Okay. I saw... 693 01:05:33,010 --> 01:05:34,316 I saw a drawing. 694 01:05:37,841 --> 01:05:39,670 A drawing? 695 01:05:39,712 --> 01:05:41,542 Yeah. 696 01:05:41,584 --> 01:05:44,762 Once the phones are working, we'll call someone for help. 697 01:05:44,804 --> 01:05:46,980 Yeah, definitely. 698 01:05:49,287 --> 01:05:51,160 God. 699 01:05:51,202 --> 01:05:52,422 It's so sad. 700 01:05:52,464 --> 01:05:53,858 It's really sad. 701 01:06:35,290 --> 01:06:37,467 What are you? 702 01:08:16,608 --> 01:08:17,915 What the fuck is it?! 703 01:08:20,351 --> 01:08:21,831 You went in the room. 704 01:08:24,094 --> 01:08:27,011 What the fuck is it? 705 01:08:27,053 --> 01:08:30,014 I'm not sure, but... 706 01:08:30,056 --> 01:08:32,408 it's something really special. 707 01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:34,628 - We need to call someone. - Like who? 708 01:08:34,670 --> 01:08:36,978 Like the cops or other government. 709 01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:40,111 Whoa. And what do you think they're going to do with it? 710 01:08:40,153 --> 01:08:42,984 They're going to take it. That's what. 711 01:08:43,026 --> 01:08:45,507 - And it's ours. - She's right, Charles. 712 01:08:48,553 --> 01:08:51,035 I think it's an alien. 713 01:08:51,077 --> 01:08:54,125 I mean, if it is an actual alien, 714 01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:57,912 like, really like some extraterrestrial shit, 715 01:08:57,954 --> 01:09:02,046 then the first thing we need to do is lawyer up. 716 01:09:02,088 --> 01:09:04,614 The fuck? Heather? 717 01:09:04,656 --> 01:09:06,399 You're the one that wanted to keep it. 718 01:09:06,441 --> 01:09:09,489 Imagine how much an alien is worth. 719 01:09:09,531 --> 01:09:11,839 I mean, asides from the PR, 720 01:09:11,881 --> 01:09:14,972 and obviously porn. 721 01:09:15,014 --> 01:09:16,278 This is insane. 722 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:17,975 You come across something like this 723 01:09:18,017 --> 01:09:20,239 and all you could think about is how much it's worth? 724 01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:22,328 This is America. 725 01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:25,766 - It might be dangerous. - Bullshit. 726 01:09:25,808 --> 01:09:27,071 You just want to give it up. 727 01:09:27,113 --> 01:09:28,682 You and your hippie bleeding heart 728 01:09:28,724 --> 01:09:30,727 are not going to fuck this up for us. 729 01:09:30,769 --> 01:09:34,688 Heather, the thing... now it's ours, right? 730 01:09:34,730 --> 01:09:36,559 - Heather? - Right. 731 01:09:36,601 --> 01:09:38,692 She's right, Charles. 732 01:09:38,734 --> 01:09:42,261 I mean, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 733 01:09:42,303 --> 01:09:44,741 I feel amazing, like really... 734 01:09:44,783 --> 01:09:46,961 I feel like I can just do anything, you know? 735 01:09:47,003 --> 01:09:49,268 Something really special, and, I mean, you found it. 736 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:52,793 - Wefound it. - Right. We found it. 737 01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:57,406 - But Charles saved it originally. - Yeah, sure. Sure, absolutely. 738 01:09:57,448 --> 01:09:59,756 I mean, it's a three-way split on, uh, any of the like... 739 01:09:59,798 --> 01:10:01,410 Profits, dividends, shares. 740 01:10:01,452 --> 01:10:03,107 And my dad can definitely help. 741 01:10:03,149 --> 01:10:05,371 Right. I'm sure Schoze knows people, too. 742 01:10:05,413 --> 01:10:08,633 I mean, this is B-I-G. 743 01:10:09,808 --> 01:10:11,464 What if it's dangerous? 744 01:10:11,506 --> 01:10:13,553 I think Edna knew something, 745 01:10:13,595 --> 01:10:17,296 - and now she's dead. - Un-fucking-related. 746 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:20,037 Some ancient Looney Tunes bitch blows her brains out 747 01:10:20,079 --> 01:10:23,040 and you want to give up like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? 748 01:10:23,082 --> 01:10:26,392 I told you. I told you she'd try and fuck this up for us. 749 01:10:26,434 --> 01:10:29,917 You're crazy, D. Like, you've really fucking flipped. 750 01:10:29,959 --> 01:10:32,833 No, Charlotte, you'recrazy. 751 01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:36,619 You find an alien and you want to fucking give it away?! 752 01:10:36,661 --> 01:10:41,102 No, no, no, no, no. No fucking way! 753 01:10:41,144 --> 01:10:43,496 This is so typical of you, Charlotte. 754 01:10:43,538 --> 01:10:45,019 You get an opportunity like this 755 01:10:45,061 --> 01:10:47,500 and you just can't help yourself but fuck it up. 756 01:10:47,542 --> 01:10:50,764 There is a reason you work in a pet shop for a minimum wage. 757 01:10:50,806 --> 01:10:52,983 Well, you're not fucking this up for us. No, you're not. 758 01:10:53,025 --> 01:10:54,202 D. 759 01:10:54,244 --> 01:10:55,812 You were always like this, Charles. 760 01:10:55,854 --> 01:10:58,249 - Even at school, you were weak. - D, what the fuck? 761 01:10:58,291 --> 01:10:59,599 You've got no killer instinct. 762 01:10:59,641 --> 01:11:00,643 Something like this lands on your plate, 763 01:11:00,685 --> 01:11:02,079 and you want to call the cops? 764 01:11:02,121 --> 01:11:04,343 Fuck the police, we're keeping it! 765 01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:06,301 - Deidre! - What?! 766 01:11:06,343 --> 01:11:07,824 What the fuck is that? 767 01:11:28,147 --> 01:11:31,195 What the fuck?! 768 01:11:31,237 --> 01:11:33,328 Oh, my God! 769 01:11:33,370 --> 01:11:36,287 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 770 01:11:40,638 --> 01:11:43,773 - This is yourfault! - What? 771 01:11:43,815 --> 01:11:46,950 You brought that thing in the house, you stupid bitch! 772 01:11:46,992 --> 01:11:49,605 - What the fuck? - I mean, how...? 773 01:11:49,647 --> 01:11:51,128 What...? 774 01:11:51,170 --> 01:11:54,610 Not good. Not good. 775 01:11:54,652 --> 01:11:56,132 D... 776 01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:58,614 ...your eyes. 777 01:12:06,838 --> 01:12:08,407 What the...? 778 01:12:37,042 --> 01:12:38,611 Oh, my God. 779 01:12:40,393 --> 01:12:41,440 Oh, my God. 780 01:12:47,270 --> 01:12:51,275 - It burns! - It burns! It burns! 781 01:12:53,406 --> 01:12:56,019 It burns! It burns! 782 01:13:03,199 --> 01:13:04,898 Help me! 783 01:13:18,083 --> 01:13:19,565 Oh, my God. 784 01:13:22,740 --> 01:13:24,700 You motherfucker. 785 01:13:51,943 --> 01:13:54,730 What have you done to them? 786 01:13:54,772 --> 01:13:56,297 I swear to God, 787 01:13:56,339 --> 01:13:57,907 I will kill you! 788 01:13:57,949 --> 01:14:00,301 I will kill you! 789 01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:21,975 D? D? 790 01:15:26,342 --> 01:15:28,911 Why? 791 01:19:05,039 --> 01:19:06,389 Heather? 792 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,877 Heather. 793 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,532 I'm sorry. 794 01:19:20,054 --> 01:19:21,927 Aah! 795 01:21:28,704 --> 01:21:30,620 Deidre! Please! 796 01:22:08,222 --> 01:22:09,746 What the fuck? 797 01:22:44,736 --> 01:22:45,913 I'm sorry. 798 01:23:07,890 --> 01:23:10,327 Miss? Miss, are you okay? 799 01:23:11,937 --> 01:23:14,811 That crazy bitch was gonna kill you. 800 01:23:14,853 --> 01:23:16,726 We gotta get you to the hospital. 801 01:26:55,944 --> 01:27:00,689 I feel... amazing. 802 01:27:14,789 --> 01:27:16,183 I'm sorry, D. 803 01:28:18,361 --> 01:28:22,158 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 53806

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