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All right,
Pasadena Dodgers.
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It's our first game
of the season.
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All your hard work
is about to pay off.
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Yeah. Pay off.
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And it is time to
collect dividends.
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And you are all too young
to understand
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the banking metaphors.
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Is anybody else nervous that
we don't have our uniforms yet?
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KIDS: Yeah.Hey, hey, hey,
uh, uh, relax.
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The team sponsor
promised to bring them
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before the season starts,
all right? [laughs]
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Man, that's in, like,
five minutes. [clears throat]
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But, hey, in the meantime,
let's, um...
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get on our feet,
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let's close our eyes
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and do some deep
breathing exercises.
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Oh, yeah. Breathing.
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Very Zen.
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Now, breathe in.
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One, two, three.
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Breathe out.
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One, two, three.
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When I say "whoo,"
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you say "sah."
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Whoo.
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ALL:
Sah.
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Whoo.
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ALL:
Sah.
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Uh, son, that's "Wu-Tang."
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All right?
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Know the classics.
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[chuckles]:
All right?
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And speaking of something
that's also for the children,
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check these out.
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[chuckles]:
Hey!
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Oh, man. Those look
like real Dodger uniforms
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that got left
in the dryer too long.
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[chuckles]:
Yeah.
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You know what?
And here's the best part.
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Bam!
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Whoa. [chuckling]
Look at that.
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Very subtle, Pop.
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Uh, was the Goodyear Blimp
unavailable?
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Well, it-it gets better.
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Because, during night games,
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my face gets highlighted.
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It's like Vegas.
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But instead of Donny
and Marie,
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it's me.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, it's not too small, is it?
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No, Pop. This is youth baseball,
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but that is
a major league banner.
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So, what do you want me to do,
Coach?
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I can get the kids started
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with some calisthenics
and some wind sprints.
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Maybe some shuttle runs.
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Uh, no. No, see, that's
a little old-school, Pop.
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Before we do any physical work,
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we do visualization exercises.
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See the ball.
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Be the ball.
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And... throw the ball.
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Now...
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catch the ball.[grunts]
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See that, Dad?
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I just jumped four feet
and caught it off the wall.
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Imaginary Gold Glove
goes to you, buddy.
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Since we're imagining things,
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I'm gonna imagine I just
didn't see that. What is...
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Listen, I'm just trying
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to take a more holistic
approach to the game, man.
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It's important to train
their minds and their bodies.
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[laughs] Son,
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Babe Ruth once ate
12 hot dogs before a game.
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That man wasn't worried
about his mind or his body.
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And he was a winner.
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Well, there's more to
sports than winning, Pop.
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What? Son, come on, now.
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I taught you better than that.
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My coaching got you
all the way to the pros.
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Let me see your lineup card.
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[laughs]
Cards are so old-school, man.
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It's an app now.
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Give me the thing.Oh.
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Okay, so you got A.J.
at first base.
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Wh-Which one is A.J.?
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Oh. Right over there.
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The one wearing his glove
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as a hat.
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Okay.
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That's not gonna work at all.
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Whoa, whoa, hold up.
What are you doing, Pop?
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Call me old-fashioned,
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but I'm putting in
your best players.
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And we may...
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use an actual ball.
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Hey, kid! Heads up!
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[smack][kid groans]
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Okay, let's-let's imagine
that didn't happen.
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Cupcakes!
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Get your cupcakes
here!
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Made with peanuts
and Cracker Jacks!
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And I do care
if you ever come back!
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Hey, uh, Mommy...
[chuckles]
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...would you, uh, hook
your favorite son up
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with one of those cupcakes?
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Oh, well, these are free samples
to drum up my business.
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But for you, baby,
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Mommy has a extra.[chuckling]: Oh.
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That's what I'm talking about.[chuckles]
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Did your finger just slip
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or did you just wipe off
some of my frosting?
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What? There's too much frosting.
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I worked hard to get my
cake-to-frosting ratio perfect.
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And youare not worthy
to eat it. Gimme![stammers]
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You're not worthy!Please!
[whimpering]
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Cupcakes!
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Get your perfectly frosted
cupcakes here!
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All right,
come on, Noah!
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You got this!MALCOLM:
Come on.
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See the ball, be the ball.
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Just hit the ball.
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[cheering, applause]
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Whoa!
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Oh, that's out of here!All right!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Oh, man, Noah really crushed
that thing, huh?
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CALVIN:
And whose idea
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was it to have him
bat cleanup?
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Oh, I believe his face
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is on the back
of their uniforms.
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Yeah, I guess you were
right this time, Pop.
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Oh.
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Just like most
of the great coach dads.
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Think Venus and Serena's father.
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Tiger Woods' daddy.
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LaVar Ball.
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Okay, the jury's still out
on that one.
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But, better yet, your father.
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Lucky you.
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Nice win today, buddy.
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You know, you guys played like
real big leaguers out there.
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I mean, I guess.
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But I'd feel more like
a big leaguer
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if you'd let me walk
to the park by myself.
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Even A.J.'s
parents
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let him go on his own,
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and he still has...
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"accidents."
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You really want to walk
to the park by yourself?
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Because, you know...
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I cherish
those walks.
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Well, um, what your
dad means is w...
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uh, we'll talk about it. Okay?
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Why don't you go
up and change?
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Okay.
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That's our baby.
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I know.
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That said,
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I'm totally fine
letting him walk by himself.
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You know, but if
you're not, I get it.
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Oh, I-I'm...
[sputters] I'm ready.
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I just don't want to rush you.
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Oh, no, I'm
already there.
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I'm totally cool letting
him walk five long blocks
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through the streets of
Pasadena all by himself.
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Yeah. Me, too.
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I don't even care
if there's a 30% chance
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of rain.Oh.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Cool.Cool. Cool.
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You know, I hate
to say it, man, but...
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that kid can't catch or hit.
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Or high-five.
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Look, if we're planning
on winning,
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we're gonna have to make
some changes,
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starting with getting A.J.
to switch to soccer.
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Everybody plays
these days, Pop.
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And they should, because they
are here to have fun.
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But... thank you for your help.
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So, what you're saying
is "no thanks."
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Maybe you forgot
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who got you the win last time.
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It--
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Maybe we should visualize it.
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I visualize a great man.
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A wise and all-knowing coach
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with a hardheaded son.
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Oh, uh...
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Oh, I-- Wait, I-I...
I'm not seeing any of that.
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Yeah?Now, I hate
to break it to you,
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but you are not
the coach of this team.
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All right, everybody line up
for some pregame yoga.
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[whistle blows]
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What are you g-- hell no.
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I got my own yoga. It's called
running laps until you puke.
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[whistle blows]Let's go.
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What? Everybody stop!
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[whistle blows]
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Tree pose.
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Uh, trees don't
play baseball, Malcolm.
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[whistle blows]Go! Get it!
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Let's run!Wait a minute, stop!
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[whistle blowing]
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Stop... Stop.Keep going. Run it off.
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Triple Play here,
get your Triple Play.
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Everything you love about
baseball, now in cupcake form.
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I'll try one of those.
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Oh, sure. Here you go.
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Doesn't anybody
respect cupcakes anymore?
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It's got too much frosting.
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No offense, sir, but you have
frosting for brains.
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Give it back.
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Seriously?Yeah. Seriously.
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You're not deserving
of my cupcake.
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Come on.
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Okay.
[stammers]
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Sorry about that, Alejandro.
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Let me just talk to
my friend for a minute.
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Take your time.
I'm going to the snack bar,
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where they're not as judgy.
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Tina.
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Do you know who that was?
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Yeah, A.J.'s
no-taste-having daddy.
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Yeah, but he's
also a food critic
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with a huge
Instagram following.
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How huge?
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He got a Wienerschnitzel
kicked out of his neighborhood.
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So it won't be
good if he writes
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a bad review of
your cupcakes.
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[sighs] Well, ain't that
some schnitzel?
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You're out!
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I know. Now I'm also deaf.
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I love you unconditionally, son.
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Grover was a mile
behind that pitch, man.
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You know what? Uh, Ump, time.
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Come here.Whoa, whoa, hey.
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What are you doing, Pa?
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I'm making the hard decisions
you won't.
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Noah, you're pinch-hitting.
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Ben, to the bench.
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I love you unconditionally,
too, Ben.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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T-This is my team.
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What I say goes.
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Well, I'm gonna take over
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before you steer this team
into a ditch.
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All right, look, Pop, I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.
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You're kicking me out?
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Yes, I am.
Baseball has changed, old-timer.
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Oh, is that a fact?
Do they still do this?
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Huh?
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No, Pop.
[chuckles]
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It's more like this.
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[inhales, exhales]Mm.
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[grunts]Oh!
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00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:18,139
So you gonna do it like that?Yeah, I'm-a do it like that.
261
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:21,142
[indistinct yelling]
262
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,144
["Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
playing]
263
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:25,276
[whistles blowing]
264
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,893
[indistinct yelling]You know what, that's it.
265
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,938
Get out of here, Pop.
I've got a game to coach.
266
00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:38,289
You know what? You want me
to fall back, I will.
267
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:41,466
See the loss, be the loss.
268
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:43,904
Oh-ho, you know what?
That is it, Pop.
269
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:46,950
Let me put this in a language
you can understand.
270
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,344
You are out of here!
271
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,477
Okay, all right, uh, guys,
272
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,088
I-I know you're working
through something right now,
273
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:55,829
but technically,
I think the umpire
274
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,527
is the only one who can
toss somebody from a game.
275
00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,876
Don't look at me, man.
I'm only doing this
276
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,312
for community service.
277
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,011
Fine, Malcolm.
278
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,927
You want me to go, then I'll go.
279
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,669
Ok-- All right. Guys, baseball
280
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,628
is supposed to bring
fathers and sons together.
281
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,629
Um, Dad?
282
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,109
Grover, not now.
283
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:19,417
Now, please,
let's just talk about this.
284
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,202
No. You know what? Enough talk.
285
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,378
You got players out here
being trees
286
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:27,382
and woosah-ing and drinking
wheatgrass shots.
287
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,123
Well, when you come
to your senses,
288
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,820
you know where to find me.
289
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,735
The winner's circle, baby.
290
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,738
Oh, and one last thing.
291
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,261
[whistle blows]
292
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:43,572
Well, what do you mean
I can't cancel my oven delivery?
293
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:47,184
Okay, fine. I take
my "good afternoon"
294
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:50,144
and "I hope your day
is going well" back.
295
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,800
[mutters][groans]
296
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,584
I see you're having one of
those kind of days, too.
297
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,890
Ugh, man,
298
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,369
I pissed off a food critic.
299
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,806
I don't even want
to talk about it.
300
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,285
What's going on with you?
301
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,549
Your disrespectful son
kicked me out the game.
302
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,595
What did you do?
303
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,511
Absolutely nothing.
304
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:13,776
All I tried to do
was share my wisdom.
305
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,910
Oh, boy.
306
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,085
Wait a minute.
307
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,782
Are you taking his side?
308
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:20,914
[sighs]
309
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,350
Calvin, what's going on?
310
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,439
Look, I just thought
311
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,441
it was gonna be
the way it used to be.
312
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,182
Uh-- Baseball was
always our thing,
313
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:32,012
and-- but now, it seems
like he doesn't need me.
314
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,623
Baby, you are a great father,
315
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:38,105
which also means
knowing you've done your job.
316
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,802
Yeah, I guess.
317
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:43,284
And the beauty is, knowing that
all of their accomplishments
318
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,069
come right back to us
because we raised them.
319
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,462
Boom.
320
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,942
[laughs]
321
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:52,815
Okay. I guess, when you put it
that way, I'll back off.
322
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,862
All right.But for the record, backing off
323
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:59,126
is not how you get Will Smith
to play you in a movie.
324
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,827
Thanks for finally letting me
walk to the park by myself.
325
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,263
Oh, yeah, you're welcome, buddy.
326
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,830
Hey, your mom went to go get
snacks before the game,
327
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,353
but we'll both
meet you at the park.
328
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,877
Cool.
329
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,792
Wait, which way
is the park again?
330
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,316
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
331
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:17,057
[chuckles]
Okay.
332
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,885
Bye, Dad.All right, buddy,
have a good time.
333
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:22,192
We'll see you at the game.
Bye, Grover.
334
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,985
Hey, uh, Marty, can you
come over and bring your drone?
335
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,814
Of course you have a drone.
336
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,991
Your bumper sticker says
"E.T. Drone Home."
337
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,876
DAVE:
Okay, all right.
There's Grover.
338
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,357
He's fine. See-- I was
worried for nothing.
339
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,186
No, man, I told you
this was a safe neighborhood.
340
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:00,361
Hold on.
341
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,189
Is there someone following him?
342
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,366
There's definitely
someone following him.
343
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,195
What kind of sicko
follows a kid?
344
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,589
Give me those controls.
Give me that.Wait, you are not certified!
345
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,463
What the...?
346
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:19,032
Some sicko with a drone
is following Grover.
347
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,424
Wait a second.
348
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:23,601
That creep is Gemma.
349
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,603
Gemma?
What's she doing out there?
350
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,824
Well, she is lying to me
about getting snacks.
351
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,046
DAVE:
Uh, Gemma,
I know what you're doing,
352
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,527
because this thing is HD
and I don't see any snacks.
353
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,140
Dave, why are you in a drone?
354
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,098
Because I was
worried that Grover
355
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,621
would be followed
by some weirdo.
356
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,797
Apparently, that weirdo is you.
357
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,018
Oh, hi, Melody.
358
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,281
Just talking to Dave in a drone.
359
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,371
So you're stalking our son now?
360
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,460
Totally not cool.
361
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,548
Wh-- Oh, yeah? Oh, I guess
362
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,289
neither one of us are as cool
363
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,943
as we thought we were.
364
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,553
Mom?
365
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:03,641
Dad?
366
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:07,123
Now, this is real uncool.
367
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,126
Yeah, we've already
established that.
368
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,270
Hi, Mr. Gomez.
369
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,837
Um, yeah, I-I know who you are.
370
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:29,406
So before you write something
nasty about my cupcakes...
371
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:30,712
L-Let me stop you right there.
372
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,149
I already wrote my review.
I just posted it.
373
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,759
Really?
374
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,979
I mean, how could you
even sleep at night
375
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,677
knowing that you're killing
a Black-owned business?
376
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,636
I-I'm not even
a mom-and-pop shop.
377
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:44,421
I'm just a mom shop trying to...
378
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:47,337
"Local Baker Hits Grand Slam."
379
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,601
Oh, so I don't have
to cuss you out?
380
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,821
Please don't.
381
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,954
Gemma gave me another cupcake
and I loved it.
382
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,305
With all the frosting,
just as the artist intended.
383
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,481
Well, okay, then.
384
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,310
[laughs] Oh, I'm sorry
I went off earlier
385
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,616
I'm passionate about food.Oh...
386
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,097
I need to learn to keep
my opinions to myself.
387
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,143
[laughs]
Apology accepted.
388
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,275
All right, all right.
389
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,410
Is that mayonnaise
on your french fries?
390
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,543
Are you out of your mind?
391
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,289
Baby, I know it's hard for you
to just sit here and watch,
392
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,814
but you're doing a great job at
letting Malcolm do his thing.
393
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,294
You were right, babe.
394
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,775
You know, I need to let go.Yeah.
395
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,733
And not notice that Ben
396
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041
is shooting a TikTok video
in the outfield.
397
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,740
Look, Grover's coming to bat
with the bases loaded.
398
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,743
Be the hero I know you are!
399
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,354
Oh, Lord, please.
400
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,881
P-Please shine
your light upon Grover
401
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:57,451
and bestow upon him
hand-eye coordination.
402
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,583
Amen.
403
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,065
Amen. Nice save.
404
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,503
[applause]Let's go.
405
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,767
Come on, G-Man.
Just wait for your pitch.
406
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,467
Strike two. Full count.
407
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,905
That's all right,
that's all right.
408
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,515
G-Man, step out of the box.
409
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,344
Hey.
410
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,613
Are you sure?
411
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,920
I don't want to be the reason
we lose to them again.
412
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:32,964
Trust me.
413
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:35,663
♪
414
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,253
♪
415
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,791
♪
416
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:25,495
[cheering, applauding]
417
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,161
TINA:
Oh, man.
418
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,163
I knew my baby could do it.Aww.
419
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,338
Oh...
420
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,471
I should've never
doubted you, man.
421
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,473
Hey, this is my son, everybody.
422
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,039
And he's got his own ideas.
423
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,650
[laughs]Well, uh,
424
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,131
actually, Pop, it was
you that inspired me
425
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,436
to call for a bunt.
426
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,134
Uh, back in the day,
you always had me bunt
427
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,657
when I was in a slump, so...Mm.
428
00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,487
It's a little old-school,
but it works.
Yeah.
429
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,142
I guess all that imaginary
bunting practice paid off.
430
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,273
Yeah, it did.
431
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,189
Imaginary Gatorade bath!
432
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,843
[laughter]
433
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,366
Well, thank God it worked,
434
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,846
or you would've never heard
the end of it from Dad.
435
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,370
No, Inever would have
heard the end of it.
436
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,851
Well, I guess
I could learn something
437
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,679
from this new-school stuff.
438
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:22,509
Well, and I can use
some old-school coaching tips.
439
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:24,467
Why don't you come by
next practice?
440
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:28,428
Oh, you know what, son?
I'll come by, but you got this.
441
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,691
This is your win,
you're the coach.
442
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,563
Hey, I'm the one
who actually won the game.
443
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:37,480
And I never doubted you.
444
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,700
Even though some
of these haters did.
445
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,094
Oh, yeah, I heard you.
446
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,401
Well, uh, you know, hey, guys,
447
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:49,100
uh, to celebrate, why don't
we all go out for pizza?
448
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,191
[laughter]Aww. Hey, that's what
I'm talking about.
449
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,627
Hey, old-school rules.Yeah.
450
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,758
Coach pays.
451
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,544
GEMMA:
Oh![indistinct chatter]
452
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,770
Not cool. You can't carjack
your own dad, Grover.
453
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:10,644
I can and I did.
454
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,908
Hey, guys.
455
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:15,257
Oh, hey, honey.
456
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,999
So, Grover...[sighs]
457
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,132
Sorry we didn't trust you to
walk to the park alone today.
458
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,830
It's okay, Mom.
I knew letting go
459
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,093
was gonna be
a process for you guys.
460
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,400
[Gemma chuckles]
461
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,271
We're really proud of you.
462
00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:32,927
So we decided
you are ready for this.
463
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,977
[gasps]
A phone? Thanks!
464
00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,850
Best day ever.
You guys are the coolest.
465
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,765
I'm gonna go text A.J.
466
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,420
You hear that?
467
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,118
He said we are the coolest.Ooh.
468
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,728
[chuckles]
469
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:56,298
What's cool is with that phone,
we can track his every move.
470
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:56,777
You know it.
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