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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:29,820 ♪ Sittin' in my car outside your house 2 00:00:30,154 --> 00:00:33,241 ♪ Sittin' in my car outside your house 3 00:00:33,574 --> 00:00:38,287 ♪ 'Member when you spilled coke all over you blouse 4 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:43,501 {\an8}♪ T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs 5 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:47,004 {\an8}♪ T-shirts, cut-offs, and a pair of thongs 6 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:52,051 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long, 7 00:00:53,761 --> 00:00:56,556 {\an8}♪ All summer long you've been with me 8 00:00:56,889 --> 00:01:00,101 {\an8}♪ I can't see enough of you 9 00:01:00,434 --> 00:01:03,271 {\an8}♪ All summer long we've both been free 10 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:07,149 {\an8}♪ Won't be long til summer time is through 11 00:01:07,483 --> 00:01:09,110 {\an8}♪ Summer time is through 12 00:01:09,443 --> 00:01:10,486 {\an8}♪ Not for us now 13 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,990 {\an8}♪ Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills 14 00:01:14,323 --> 00:01:17,535 {\an8}♪ Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills 15 00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:22,623 {\an8}♪ When we rode the horse we got some thrills 16 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:28,129 {\an8}♪ Every now and then we hear our song 17 00:01:28,462 --> 00:01:31,799 {\an8}♪ Every now and then we hear our song 18 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:36,470 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 19 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:52,862 {\an8}♪ Won't be long til summer time is through 20 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:56,073 {\an8}♪ Summer time is through, not for us now 21 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:59,910 {\an8}♪ Every now and then we hear our song 22 00:02:00,244 --> 00:02:03,456 {\an8}♪ Every now and then we hear our song 23 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:08,544 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 24 00:02:10,504 --> 00:02:13,924 {\an8}♪ Every now and then we hear our song 25 00:02:14,258 --> 00:02:17,261 {\an8}♪ Every now and then we hear our song 26 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:21,140 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 27 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,435 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 28 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,897 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 29 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:31,275 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 30 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:35,988 {\an8}♪ We've been having fun all summer long 31 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:38,282 (whistle blows) 32 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:41,285 (brass band music) 33 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:49,919 (groans) 34 00:02:54,882 --> 00:02:57,593 (brass band music) 35 00:02:59,428 --> 00:03:00,054 - Oh no. 36 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:01,681 No, no. 37 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:02,932 No! 38 00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:04,308 - [Freddy] Okay, my name's Freddy Snakeskin 39 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:06,060 here on Cahill, we're going to be giving away those tickets 40 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:09,271 for the killer pussy show, tonight at the Form. 41 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:11,732 But let's check in with the score man, 42 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,235 with the alleged surf report. 43 00:03:14,568 --> 00:03:15,820 - [Score man] Well, thank you, Snake 44 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:17,863 and this is the surf report, brought to you by Buzzz. 45 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,240 - This really sucks. 46 00:03:19,573 --> 00:03:20,658 - Let's go. 47 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:23,327 (crowd cheers) 48 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:24,203 - Whoa! 49 00:03:25,996 --> 00:03:27,373 - Oh, what's that? 50 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,083 - That's a girl. 51 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,919 (crowd cheers) 52 00:03:32,878 --> 00:03:33,587 - Girl. 53 00:03:33,921 --> 00:03:35,172 Can you say girl? 54 00:03:36,298 --> 00:03:37,967 - We'll explain later. 55 00:03:39,468 --> 00:03:41,721 (crowd cheers) 56 00:03:42,054 --> 00:03:44,724 (brass band music) 57 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:53,023 - Big Head. 58 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,415 - [Female] Oh no, it's Mr. Beaker. 59 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:10,291 - Hold it! 60 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,879 Going somewhere Chuck? 61 00:04:15,212 --> 00:04:15,671 - Bob. 62 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:16,589 - [Mr. Beaker] Bob. 63 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:17,506 - Chuck. 64 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:18,174 - [Mr. Beaker] Cindy Lou. 65 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:19,341 - Lindy Sue. 66 00:04:19,675 --> 00:04:20,009 - [Mr. Beaker] Wendy Sue. 67 00:04:20,342 --> 00:04:20,801 - Cindy Lou. 68 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:22,094 - And Mr. Big Head. 69 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,471 - Yeah, dude. 70 00:04:23,804 --> 00:04:26,223 We're going crazy listening to this lousy high school band. 71 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,475 - Well, we'll just have to bring that 72 00:04:27,808 --> 00:04:30,478 up with our principal, Mr. Daddy-O. 73 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:34,482 (brass band music) 74 00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:42,198 - [Together] Hey, Daddy-O! 75 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:43,324 - [Daddy-o] Quiet! 76 00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:44,116 - [Female] Go home! 77 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,701 - Yo mama! 78 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:47,828 I have some terrible news. 79 00:04:48,162 --> 00:04:49,747 - I can't hear! 80 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,333 - [Daddy-O] I said I have some terrible news. 81 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:53,459 - What? 82 00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:58,047 - Couple of our students have been seriously injured. 83 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,006 - Big deal! 84 00:05:00,382 --> 00:05:02,176 - The boys cut the class 85 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,887 and met with a terrible surfing accident. 86 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,347 - [Male] What? 87 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:11,060 - I said, they'd met with a terrible surfing accident. 88 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:16,273 - Surfs up! 89 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,567 (crowd cheers) 90 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,861 (screams) 91 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,198 ♪ When I reach that final 92 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,201 ♪ Destination I will drive up the car 93 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,411 ♪ And leave some compensation 94 00:05:29,745 --> 00:05:31,789 ♪ With the little wheelerman 95 00:05:32,122 --> 00:05:35,543 ♪ A lot of rock in your hard rocking mama 96 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:39,463 ♪ In your fishnet stockings 97 00:05:46,595 --> 00:05:48,347 ♪ When I'm choosing love 98 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,558 ♪ When I'm choosing me 99 00:05:50,891 --> 00:05:52,434 ♪ Well I'm cruising slow 100 00:05:52,768 --> 00:05:54,478 ♪ In my treat machine 101 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,522 ♪ You're my hard rocking mama 102 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:00,359 ♪ And you'll really do for me 103 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:23,757 - What is that out there? 104 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:27,803 I guess it's nothing. 105 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:28,929 Could have been a sub. 106 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,432 Can't be too careful, you know. 107 00:06:31,765 --> 00:06:32,516 Hey Daddy-O. 108 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,643 - What have we here, ship? 109 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:37,313 Well, I'm not sure, but nobody goes near the water 110 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:40,816 until I get to the bottom of it and don't call me ship. 111 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:41,942 Inspector Underwear. 112 00:06:42,276 --> 00:06:43,027 Get over here. 113 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:43,903 - Asshole. 114 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:46,530 (retching sound) 115 00:06:48,115 --> 00:06:49,783 I want you to dust the beach for prints. 116 00:06:52,828 --> 00:06:55,414 (crowd laughs) 117 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,336 Excuse me son. 118 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:02,546 All right. 119 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,089 The way I see it, 120 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,008 either we've got several hundred maniacs running loose 121 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,218 or we've got a serious problem. 122 00:07:08,552 --> 00:07:10,346 - What makes you think that? - How else could two boys 123 00:07:10,679 --> 00:07:12,139 be attacked out there in the middle of the ocean 124 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,891 during broad daylight. 125 00:07:14,224 --> 00:07:16,352 - Could be a great white. 126 00:07:16,685 --> 00:07:17,937 - Never thought of that. 127 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:20,856 No, this looks like it was clone by professionals. 128 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,149 I want you to keep all those kids 129 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,234 in school until I crack this case. 130 00:07:24,568 --> 00:07:27,363 (crowd objects) 131 00:07:27,696 --> 00:07:28,405 - [Female] Gosh. 132 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,490 - In the school. 133 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:30,532 But it's the weekend. 134 00:07:30,866 --> 00:07:31,575 - That's your problem. 135 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:32,826 I've got enough trouble on my own around here. 136 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,328 - I don't believe it. 137 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:36,413 A couple of guys get wasted and what do they do? 138 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,456 Close the beach. 139 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:38,374 - What a bummer. 140 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:39,333 - [Mr. Beaker] Kids. 141 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,125 - Oh, here it is. 142 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:41,377 Clear the area. 143 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:43,420 All right, everybody clear the area. 144 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:45,464 - Hey, no problemo, Chief. 145 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,465 Let's bail. 146 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:47,257 (crowd cheers) 147 00:07:47,591 --> 00:07:48,050 ♪ Hold me back 148 00:07:48,384 --> 00:07:48,842 ♪ Oh, won't you 149 00:07:49,176 --> 00:07:49,635 ♪ Hold me back 150 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:50,427 ♪ Hold me back 151 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:51,470 ♪ Oh, won't you 152 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:52,846 ♪ Hold me back 153 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:55,391 - [Chief] Shit, that's not what I meant. ♪ Hold me back 154 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:58,185 (upbeat music) 155 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,189 ♪ Hold me back 156 00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:26,315 ♪ Oh, won't you 157 00:09:26,648 --> 00:09:28,901 ♪ Hold me back 158 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,788 (phone rings) 159 00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:42,581 - Yeah, Buzzz Cola. 160 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,583 Yeah, what do you want? 161 00:09:46,668 --> 00:09:48,587 You're being a jerk O'Finlay. 162 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,589 That's got nothing to do with the Cola. 163 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,841 Listen, wasn't my advice right? 164 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,468 Didn't I advise you to put the fruit juices 165 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,470 next to the gay magazines? 166 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,055 Didn't it work? 167 00:09:58,388 --> 00:09:59,306 Well then what the? 168 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,517 What the hell are you talking about it? 169 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:02,601 Look. 170 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,561 - Stop whining, will ya? 171 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:08,524 - Oh yeah, one more thing O'Finlay, shlong. 172 00:10:08,857 --> 00:10:09,608 - What an asshole. 173 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,360 - Oh here, good, good. 174 00:10:11,693 --> 00:10:12,653 Watch this. 175 00:10:12,986 --> 00:10:13,654 This is great. 176 00:10:13,987 --> 00:10:14,696 - All right. 177 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:15,489 - This is great. 178 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,032 Here he goes. 179 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,325 This is great. 180 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,495 (wolf call) 181 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:22,663 He loves it. 182 00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,206 He loves it, look at that. 183 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,416 (laughs) 184 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:32,131 Here he goes. 185 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:32,923 - Hi boys. 186 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:33,799 Popcorn? 187 00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:35,801 - Hey. 188 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,679 - Hey, all right. 189 00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:40,097 - Whip it wet, ha. 190 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,640 - Hanger living. 191 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:42,683 - Tuber city. 192 00:10:43,016 --> 00:10:43,725 - Buzzz power. 193 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:44,518 - Right. 194 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:45,853 Right this way. 195 00:10:46,186 --> 00:10:47,521 - Nice looking group of boys. 196 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:48,897 Good point. 197 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,899 I think there's a couple extra cases in the back. 198 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,526 I love meeting new clients. 199 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,862 Don't forget to stock up for the holidays, you know. 200 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:56,196 - [Male] That's right. 201 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,115 - There's Super Bowl and World Series. 202 00:10:58,448 --> 00:10:59,700 - Yeah, Pro Bowl. 203 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,702 - Kentucky Derby, Indy 500. 204 00:11:02,035 --> 00:11:03,453 - He's loaded, Indy 600. 205 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:05,122 Whatever you want. This is a school job, hey son. 206 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:06,832 - Yeah, Jesus. 207 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,584 Oh yeah, right this way. 208 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:09,877 - Mother's Day. 209 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,128 - Just put that down anywhere, that's fine. 210 00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:12,337 - Thanksgiving. 211 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,214 Oh, he's a strong one. 212 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:15,674 - Right over there Hercules. 213 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,259 Amazing. 214 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:18,552 Guys got shoulders like the Parthenon, look at that. 215 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:19,887 - [Male] Extraordinary. 216 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,471 Can I get some of this, it's gonna have to be washed. 217 00:11:21,805 --> 00:11:23,056 You got company coming maybe. 218 00:11:23,390 --> 00:11:25,601 - [Male] I can't believe they drink that shit. 219 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:26,768 - [Male] Well they got no taste, 220 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,396 look at the way they dress. 221 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,905 (upbeat music) 222 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:49,750 - Would you mellow out? 223 00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:51,585 - Come on guys, cheer up. 224 00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,712 They can't keep the beach closed forever. 225 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,548 It's bound to be open for the big surf contest. 226 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,633 - Yeah. 227 00:11:57,966 --> 00:11:59,718 But what are we supposed to do in the meantime? 228 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:04,014 - You could pay little bit more attention to us. 229 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,390 - Check it out. 230 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,480 - Hey look, it's her again. 231 00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:12,731 - The new girl. 232 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,483 Her name is, Sparkle. 233 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,486 - [Together] Sparkle. 234 00:12:17,819 --> 00:12:18,779 - Sparkle. 235 00:12:19,112 --> 00:12:20,072 I can't believe it, 236 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:24,117 after all this time, you can't even remember our names. 237 00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:32,960 (upbeat music) 238 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,715 (glass breaks) 239 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:40,884 - Pretty radical. 240 00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:00,696 (burps) 241 00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:06,576 - Must be from LA, a bow, bow. 242 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:07,995 - No doubt. 243 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,496 No one else would be crazy enough to drink that crap 244 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,039 our dads call Cola. 245 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,419 (upbeat music) 246 00:13:22,884 --> 00:13:25,178 - You have to drive to stay alive. 247 00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:26,221 - Johnny you can't. 248 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,889 It says it's out of order. 249 00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:28,890 - Don't matter. 250 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,684 I can't read. 251 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,894 - He's got an IQ of 53. 252 00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:33,895 - [Female] That's impossible. 253 00:13:34,229 --> 00:13:34,688 - I know. 254 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:35,814 I cheated. 255 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:36,815 A bow, bow. 256 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,902 (ambulance siren) 257 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,031 (laughs) 258 00:13:52,205 --> 00:13:54,916 (shouts) 259 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,877 (crashes) 260 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,879 - Hi, you guys. 261 00:13:59,212 --> 00:13:59,921 - Hey. 262 00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:01,715 - Hello, Sparkle. 263 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,800 - Nice night for a walk on the beach. 264 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:05,510 - You bet. 265 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:08,597 - How about starting with a long walk on a short pier? 266 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:12,351 - Excuse us, it's past their bedtime. 267 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:13,894 Jocko, dad said 10. 268 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,398 - Hey Becker, get two pal. 269 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:24,613 - Gee, I hope I didn't say anything wrong. 270 00:14:24,946 --> 00:14:27,824 - Forget it, you can come with us. 271 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,117 - Yeah. 272 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,578 It's full moon out, perfect for night surfing. 273 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:32,913 - You wanna come watch? 274 00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:34,956 - I don't think that's a very good idea. 275 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,834 Aren't you worried about those two guys who got mutilated 276 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:38,877 out there today? 277 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,463 - No, we'll surf around them. 278 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,262 - Bitchin'. 279 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:54,768 - Whoa, looks like a big one. 280 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:02,150 (upbeat music) 281 00:15:57,372 --> 00:15:59,332 (laughs) 282 00:16:11,511 --> 00:16:14,097 (water bubbling) 283 00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,157 (dramatic music) 284 00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:48,798 - I hate this, everywhere I go, your punks follow me around. 285 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:50,884 And this makeup. 286 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,886 It's not me. - What are you talking about? 287 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:53,678 You look beautiful. 288 00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:54,888 You look sensational. 289 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,140 You look like the Sanyo girl, only better. 290 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,350 - Get up. 291 00:16:58,683 --> 00:16:59,559 It's flashy and it's tasteless 292 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,520 and everything you've always hated. 293 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:02,729 - Yeah well, tacky or not, you gotta wear it, 294 00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,272 it's what those surfer ludniks go for. 295 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,649 - Maybe I don't want them to go for it. 296 00:17:05,982 --> 00:17:07,317 I want them to go for me. 297 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,069 - Look, do me a favor 298 00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:10,654 and save that whole world catalog stuff 299 00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,572 for Warner, Earhart or the Moonies. 300 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:13,740 - It's important to me. 301 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,075 - The only thing that's important to us, 302 00:17:15,408 --> 00:17:17,118 is ridding the world of this blighted idiot surfers. 303 00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,663 Okay you guys, give them the works. 304 00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,122 - Oh no, I'm full. 305 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,752 - I wish you hadn't done that. 306 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,088 They were so nice. 307 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,465 - Nice, nice my tush, 308 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,425 do you know how many brain surgeons, nuclear physicists 309 00:17:32,759 --> 00:17:34,010 or Nobel laureates have been surfers? 310 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,054 I'll tell ya, none 311 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,974 Look, trust me honey, we're doing the world a favor. 312 00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,142 And just in case you get any smart ideas about leaving. 313 00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:44,020 Just remember where you'd be without me. 314 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,146 Whatever you say, Bunny. 315 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,401 And for Christs sake, quit calling me Bunny. 316 00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,237 Good old Buzzz Cola gets them every time. 317 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,031 (upbeat music) 318 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,202 (heavy breathing) 319 00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:02,289 - [Bob] Hold still. 320 00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:03,415 My car. 321 00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:04,291 Ah jeez. 322 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,920 (screams) 323 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,381 - [Female] Oh Chuck. 324 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,341 - [Bob] Uh-Oh, I'm Bob. 325 00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,011 - [Female] Oh shit. 326 00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:18,930 - [Big Head] Bow, bow. 327 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,516 (upbeat music) 328 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,353 (quirky music) 329 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,319 - [Sons] Hi mom. 330 00:18:32,652 --> 00:18:33,820 - [Moms] Morning Chuck. 331 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:34,613 - [Sons] Dad. 332 00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:35,530 - [Dads] Yeah. 333 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:36,865 - [Sons] What's for breakfast? 334 00:18:37,198 --> 00:18:38,825 - [Moms] Here we are dear, your favorite. 335 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,201 - [Sons] Not that shit again. 336 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,078 - [Moms] Watch your mouth in front of your father. 337 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,705 - [SONS] Crap. 338 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,206 - [Dads] Watch your mouth in front of your mother. 339 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:46,791 - [Sons] Sorry. 340 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,210 - [Moms] What do you and the boys have planned today? 341 00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:50,337 - [Sons] Going to the beach. 342 00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,213 Gotta practice. 343 00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:54,049 - [Moms] I thought the surfing beach was closed. 344 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:55,008 - [Sons] It is. 345 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,593 We're screwed. 346 00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,053 We're going to go to the public beach. 347 00:18:58,386 --> 00:19:00,180 - [Moms] I'm surprised, that's nothing 348 00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:02,307 but a closed out shore break. 349 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,516 - [Sons] What can we do? 350 00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,477 Contest is next week. 351 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,228 - [Dads] There's been a good South swell running 352 00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:08,605 on an incoming tide. 353 00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:10,315 I'll bet there'll be some bitching tubes. 354 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,816 - [Moms] I beg your pardon. 355 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,902 There hasn't been a makeable tube on that beach 356 00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:16,655 since they dredged the marina and laid the jetty. 357 00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,240 It's strictly shore pound city. 358 00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,910 - [Dads] Listen to the big kahuna over here. 359 00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:23,620 Shore pound city. 360 00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:25,497 You wouldn't recognize a four foot tube 361 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,374 if it was staring you in the face. 362 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,000 Can you relate? 363 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,878 - [Moms] Try me sometime, jerk off. 364 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,052 (tires screech) 365 00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,428 - Hi boys. 366 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,097 - Hi. 367 00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:45,392 - Throw the trash out before you go to the beach Johnny. 368 00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:46,768 - [Radio DJ] That's right Jed, yep, 369 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,395 every week we have the worst restaurant. 370 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,438 (bins fall) 371 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,525 - And don't forget to take your little brother. 372 00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:55,819 (screams) 373 00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:00,407 (kiss) 374 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:02,367 (kiss) 375 00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:05,787 ♪ If everybody had an ocean 376 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,790 ♪ Across the U.S.A 377 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,543 ♪ Then everybody'd be surfin' 378 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:14,671 ♪ Like Californi-a 379 00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:17,674 ♪ You'd see them wearing their baggies 380 00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:20,635 ♪ Huarache sandals too 381 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,638 ♪ A bushy bushy blond hairdo 382 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:26,933 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A 383 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,519 ♪ You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar 384 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:30,562 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 385 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:31,646 ♪ Ventura County line 386 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,064 - [Female] How are our little surfers today? 387 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,442 - Great, I have leukemia. 388 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:37,026 - But we're going surfing anyway. 389 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,738 - Hey, hey, what's wrong with your parents? 390 00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,448 They look so weird. 391 00:20:41,781 --> 00:20:42,824 - They're worried sick. 392 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:47,787 Jocko didn't come home last night and didn't bother to call. 393 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,706 - Have fun kids. 394 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:51,624 Don't get too much sun. 395 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,210 - I see what you mean. 396 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,087 - They do look kind of dismal. 397 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,590 - We can't leave them alone like this. 398 00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:00,592 You guys go ahead without us. 399 00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:01,593 - Sure. 400 00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,344 You two'd be totally bogus anyway, 401 00:21:03,678 --> 00:21:05,096 what difference does it make? 402 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,515 (Car revs) 403 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,729 ♪ Tell the teacher we're surfin' 404 00:21:13,062 --> 00:21:15,607 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. 405 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,734 ♪ Haggerties and Swamis 406 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:18,777 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 407 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,236 ♪ Pacific Palisades 408 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,821 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 409 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,324 ♪ San Onofre and Sunset 410 00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:25,158 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 411 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,034 (car screeches) 412 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,411 (car revs) 413 00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:33,333 ♪ At Wa'imea Bay 414 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:34,375 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 415 00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:36,961 ♪ Everybody's gone surfin' 416 00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:38,338 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. 417 00:21:38,671 --> 00:21:41,049 (honking horns) 418 00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:45,845 (door slams) 419 00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,731 (screams) 420 00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:59,692 (mobile home crashes) 421 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,656 (honking horns) 422 00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:12,872 ♪ Everybody's gone surfin' 423 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,668 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. 424 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:18,628 ♪ Haggerties and Swamis 425 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:19,796 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 426 00:22:20,129 --> 00:22:20,964 ♪ Pacific Palisades 427 00:22:21,297 --> 00:22:22,882 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 428 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,843 ♪ San Onofre and Sunset 429 00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:26,094 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 430 00:22:26,427 --> 00:22:27,387 ♪ Redondo Beach LA 431 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,180 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 432 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,307 ♪ All over La Jolla 433 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,517 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 434 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,476 ♪ At Wa'imea Bay 435 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,103 ♪ Inside, outside, U.S.A. 436 00:22:35,436 --> 00:22:38,022 ♪ Everybody's gone surfin' 437 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:41,276 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. 438 00:22:41,609 --> 00:22:44,362 ♪ Everybody's gone surfin' 439 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,115 ♪ Surfin' U.S.A. 440 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,833 - Whoa! 441 00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,419 (upbeat music) 442 00:23:04,173 --> 00:23:05,884 (rip) 443 00:23:06,217 --> 00:23:07,343 (laughs) 444 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,262 (rip) 445 00:23:13,099 --> 00:23:14,934 (screams) 446 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:22,859 (screams) 447 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,451 - What a fucking zoo. 448 00:23:31,784 --> 00:23:32,327 - Really. 449 00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,790 (upbeat music) 450 00:23:43,212 --> 00:23:44,881 - Hey, where's surfer? 451 00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:48,092 - I'm no surfer, you guys are behind the times. 452 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:49,719 - You guys are geeks. 453 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,721 - Oh no, you're wrong, these kids are hip. 454 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,848 Here, why don't you have a soda and let's talk. 455 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,016 - Buzzz? 456 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,517 - [Together] Yeesh. 457 00:23:56,851 --> 00:23:58,311 - I wouldn't drink that crap if you paid me. 458 00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,646 - That's what you suckers think. 459 00:23:59,979 --> 00:24:00,980 - What'd you say? 460 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,816 - I said, this is what all the surfers drink. 461 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:05,360 - Forget that. 462 00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:06,569 Check it out. 463 00:24:09,113 --> 00:24:09,948 - Oh, wenches. 464 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,243 Hi, I'm Bob. 465 00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:16,079 Excuse me but are you available for dating? 466 00:24:16,412 --> 00:24:17,664 Perhaps, what did you have in mind? 467 00:24:17,997 --> 00:24:18,748 - Are you clean? 468 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:19,958 - Look at those friends of yours. 469 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,250 The first chance they get, 470 00:24:21,584 --> 00:24:22,961 they run off with a couple hot bimbos. 471 00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:24,545 - Maybe they're friends from school. 472 00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:25,838 - I doubt it. 473 00:24:26,172 --> 00:24:26,923 They were never there long enough to make any. 474 00:24:27,256 --> 00:24:28,925 - So what, they're a little flirtatious. 475 00:24:29,258 --> 00:24:33,596 They're boys, young, blonde, thin, muscular surfer boys 476 00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:36,349 with clear skin, perfect little. 477 00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:37,725 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. 478 00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,018 You know how much I hate the surfers. 479 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:40,311 When you were the homeliest girl in school 480 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,022 they treated you even worse than they did me. 481 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,149 - I don't care what you say. 482 00:24:45,483 --> 00:24:46,859 I still think they're cute. 483 00:24:47,193 --> 00:24:48,861 - Yeah. And that one with the face like a rottweiler, 484 00:24:49,195 --> 00:24:50,947 I bet you think he's cute too. Take a look at that guy. 485 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:51,990 What a mongoloid. 486 00:24:52,323 --> 00:24:54,575 (upbeat music) 487 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:12,969 - Oh! 488 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,224 (bubbles) 489 00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,146 (blows out) 490 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:25,648 - Dear me. 491 00:25:25,982 --> 00:25:27,859 This waiting is driving me crazy. 492 00:25:28,192 --> 00:25:30,028 There must be something else we could be doing. 493 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:31,404 - The police are our there looking, 494 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:32,739 so I think it's best if we just sit here and wait, 495 00:25:33,072 --> 00:25:36,117 you know, in case Jocko calls, okay. 496 00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:38,911 - Here, what do you think of this? 497 00:25:39,245 --> 00:25:41,080 (laughs) 498 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:41,956 - Amazing. 499 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,002 Seeing all this stuff, just makes me wonder, 500 00:25:46,335 --> 00:25:48,629 if they'll find Jocko on time for the big beach party. 501 00:25:48,963 --> 00:25:52,050 - We'll try not thinking about it okay. 502 00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:56,512 - Lindy, why do you think the guys left in such a hurry? 503 00:25:56,846 --> 00:26:00,308 - They didn't even come in for some Beanie Weenies. 504 00:26:00,641 --> 00:26:03,519 You don't think they're up to something, do you? 505 00:26:03,853 --> 00:26:04,771 - I don't know. 506 00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:07,857 But there's only one way to find out. 507 00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:09,650 - Ha, ha. 508 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,537 - I was really wasted and a bunch of us, 509 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,997 a multitude of us came up for this party 510 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:25,666 and we went surfing and it was midnight 511 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:26,876 and there were 12 foot tubes 512 00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:29,087 and I was screaming out this face. 513 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:29,879 - What's in here? 514 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:30,922 - Totally vertical. 515 00:26:31,255 --> 00:26:32,423 And what appears? 516 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:33,216 - Just drink it. 517 00:26:33,549 --> 00:26:34,008 - A rock. 518 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:35,218 A really big one. 519 00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:37,178 - What'd you do? 520 00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:39,055 - What do you mean, why, you were there. 521 00:26:39,388 --> 00:26:41,516 - I know, man, I just love to hear you tell it. 522 00:26:41,849 --> 00:26:43,017 - [Chuck] It was May 12th. 523 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,060 - All right, all right. 524 00:26:44,393 --> 00:26:45,394 I'm gonna tell you. 525 00:26:45,728 --> 00:26:49,065 The same night man, 12 foot waves, I fall in right. 526 00:26:49,398 --> 00:26:51,442 I'm cruising along, west wind in my face, 527 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,194 waves are breaking right, 528 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,114 I'm just bucking total vertical man, all right. 529 00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:58,282 I look right, water. 530 00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:00,576 I look left, water. 531 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,537 I am tubed man. 532 00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:03,746 Totally tubed. 533 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,165 I mean we're talking greer, right. 534 00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,126 And then this cat, this geek man, I look at him, 535 00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:10,962 he's this total geek, he comes in from nowhere, geek. 536 00:27:11,295 --> 00:27:13,089 I looked at him and I say. 537 00:27:13,422 --> 00:27:14,048 (shouts) 538 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,091 (laughs) 539 00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:15,883 - I'm swaddled. 540 00:27:16,217 --> 00:27:16,676 - It was bitching man. 541 00:27:17,009 --> 00:27:17,552 I just lunched him. 542 00:27:17,885 --> 00:27:19,762 (laughs) 543 00:27:29,355 --> 00:27:31,524 (doors slam) 544 00:27:38,197 --> 00:27:40,241 - Those little surfer fucks. 545 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:45,037 - I wish there was some way we can get even. 546 00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:47,707 - There is. 547 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,423 - Better not be a wild goose chase. 548 00:27:55,756 --> 00:27:57,800 These are serious charges, you sure this is the place? 549 00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,051 - Right here, right here. 550 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:00,970 This is where it happened. 551 00:28:01,304 --> 00:28:02,471 It was horrible. 552 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,099 This is it. 553 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:06,184 There it is. 554 00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:07,059 The 24. 555 00:28:07,393 --> 00:28:08,144 Yeah. 556 00:28:08,477 --> 00:28:09,437 - Luckily we could defend ourselves. 557 00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:10,688 - We took karate, so they mighta killed us. 558 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,023 - It must be the weirdos you're looking for. 559 00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:14,150 - You're sure? 560 00:28:14,483 --> 00:28:16,444 And they're out there? 561 00:28:16,777 --> 00:28:18,112 (laughs) 562 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,156 I'm gonna like this. 563 00:28:20,489 --> 00:28:22,491 Underwear, give me the radio. 564 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,206 All right, send them in. 565 00:28:30,374 --> 00:28:31,209 (sirens) 566 00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:32,126 (laughs) 567 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:32,793 Kinda sound like John Wayne. 568 00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:35,046 (sirens) 569 00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:42,511 All right men, take your positions. 570 00:28:42,845 --> 00:28:45,056 (laughs) 571 00:28:45,389 --> 00:28:46,182 I love this. 572 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:49,101 Look at them, they're looking good. 573 00:28:49,435 --> 00:28:50,102 - Yeah. 574 00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:52,063 - Oh man, this gal is suffering. 575 00:28:52,396 --> 00:28:55,149 Anyway, I got into the beach, I get up for my next ride 576 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:56,734 and I'm going. 577 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,110 Yeah. 578 00:28:58,444 --> 00:29:00,571 I'm lunging, total lunge with my elbows, all right. 579 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,032 And I'm just coasting, real smooth. 580 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,492 - [Together] Surfer boys. 581 00:29:04,825 --> 00:29:06,160 - That's your story, all right. 582 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:07,912 Real bitching man. 583 00:29:08,996 --> 00:29:10,957 - Hey, you guys are nude. 584 00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:13,668 - Very impressive. 585 00:29:14,877 --> 00:29:16,420 (laughs) 586 00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:18,589 Anyway, I'm at Point Concession. 587 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:20,466 - A Point Doom. 588 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,759 - Okay, here we go. 589 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,637 - All right, all right, all right. 590 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,181 - All right, we know you're in there. 591 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:28,099 So home on out. 592 00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:28,891 - No, no, no, Chief. 593 00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,101 Chief, no, no, no. 594 00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:31,269 - What? - No, no, no, no. no, no, no. 595 00:29:31,602 --> 00:29:32,061 - Get the light. 596 00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:33,104 - Come on out. 597 00:29:33,437 --> 00:29:33,896 Come on out. 598 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:34,981 - Okay, I got it. 599 00:29:35,314 --> 00:29:37,608 So come on out with your fa. 600 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:38,526 What's that, fans? 601 00:29:38,859 --> 00:29:39,402 - No, it's hands, it's hands. 602 00:29:39,735 --> 00:29:40,695 Right, okay. 603 00:29:41,028 --> 00:29:42,697 Well come on out with your hands up 604 00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:44,865 or we're coming in after you. 605 00:29:45,199 --> 00:29:47,034 (laughs) 606 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:49,662 - Here, give me the light. - [Underwear] Oh yeah. 607 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:53,291 - You got one second, time's up, what is that? 608 00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:54,250 - Oh, fire. 609 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:55,543 - Fire. 610 00:29:55,876 --> 00:29:57,962 (gunshots) 611 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:04,218 - What is that? 612 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:05,761 - It's the beach, don't worry. 613 00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:07,305 - Tiffany, get a grip on yourself. 614 00:30:07,638 --> 00:30:09,223 - I'm going out, listen man. 615 00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:12,310 (multiple gunshots) 616 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:18,983 We got a great white. 617 00:30:19,317 --> 00:30:19,859 - God! 618 00:30:20,192 --> 00:30:20,651 - It's a can. 619 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:21,444 It's a bomb. 620 00:30:21,777 --> 00:30:22,236 - It's smoking. 621 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:23,279 - Whoa. 622 00:30:23,612 --> 00:30:24,280 - Whoa. 623 00:30:24,613 --> 00:30:26,615 (screams) 624 00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:31,537 - Holy shit. 625 00:30:40,546 --> 00:30:41,756 - [Bob] Hey, Chuck man. 626 00:30:42,089 --> 00:30:42,965 - [Chuck] Oh. 627 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:45,217 Hiroshima. 628 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:48,679 Yeah, a bomb, they threw us a bomb. 629 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,056 Can you dig it? 630 00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,935 (coughing) 631 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:01,442 - You want me to dust them for prints? 632 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,110 - No, let them get dressed. 633 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:05,196 - How about if I just frisk them a little bit, you know? 634 00:31:05,529 --> 00:31:06,489 - I said, let them get dressed. 635 00:31:06,822 --> 00:31:08,115 - Oh come on Chief. 636 00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,200 How about if I just shake them down a little bit. 637 00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:10,284 - Hands off! 638 00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:14,330 (laughs) 639 00:31:14,663 --> 00:31:16,332 (sirens) 640 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:19,835 Get in the truck. 641 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,004 (sirens) 642 00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:29,428 I know your boys must think this is all one big joke. 643 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,097 I'm gonna show you something 644 00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:33,265 that's gonna make you think twice about being so smart. 645 00:31:33,599 --> 00:31:35,935 You could have been seriously hurt in there. 646 00:31:36,268 --> 00:31:37,561 - Not a chance. 647 00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:39,730 They wouldn't let us get past their panties. 648 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:42,441 (laughs) 649 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:43,317 - Shut up. 650 00:31:46,987 --> 00:31:48,280 - He's been like this for hours. 651 00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:49,615 - They found him and that other kid 652 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,951 hanging around that old oil refinery. 653 00:31:52,284 --> 00:31:54,286 - He's just gonna have a little something to eat 654 00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:56,622 and then I'm sure he'll be his old self again. 655 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:57,957 Won't you Jocko? 656 00:31:58,290 --> 00:31:59,708 Where's mommy's good boy? 657 00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:00,418 - Jocko. 658 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:01,210 - Jocko. 659 00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:02,545 Jocko. 660 00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:03,462 Jocko. 661 00:32:24,525 --> 00:32:25,860 - Oh my God! 662 00:32:26,193 --> 00:32:26,777 - Jocko. 663 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,489 - Oh, 40 oil, very radical. 664 00:32:34,368 --> 00:32:35,286 - Get way from us. 665 00:32:35,619 --> 00:32:36,454 - Pigs. 666 00:32:36,787 --> 00:32:39,248 - We'll be leaving soon enough. 667 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:40,458 - What do you think, man? 668 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,710 If he keeps indulging like that, 669 00:32:43,043 --> 00:32:44,462 I don't think Jocko's gonna give us much trouble 670 00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:46,422 in the surf contest. 671 00:32:55,764 --> 00:32:57,641 (burps) 672 00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:59,685 - Watch this next guy. This is the best surfer in the world. 673 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:00,978 This could have been me fellas 674 00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:02,646 but I decided to give my life to science. 675 00:33:02,980 --> 00:33:05,024 I remember once I was riding this 50 foot tidal wave. 676 00:33:05,357 --> 00:33:06,859 I thought I was a gonner and I... 677 00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:08,110 (knocking) 678 00:33:08,444 --> 00:33:10,988 Hey, come on in, come on in you guys. 679 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,032 - [Male] Hey Menlo. - What do you say Schwartzer. 680 00:33:13,365 --> 00:33:14,450 - Hiya pal. 681 00:33:14,783 --> 00:33:16,494 - We're not as young as we used to be, huh? 682 00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:19,079 - Boy, I didn't get my first wind. 683 00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:21,540 Your boys getting ready for the big surf contest next week? 684 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,459 - Yeah, they're ready, what about yours? 685 00:33:23,792 --> 00:33:25,294 - Oh yeah. They're gonna be surfing, all right. 686 00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:26,295 But between you and me, 687 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:27,463 I don't think they have much of a chance 688 00:33:27,796 --> 00:33:28,547 against these wave burners. 689 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:29,798 (laughs) 690 00:33:30,132 --> 00:33:31,091 - You ought to be ashamed of yourselves, 691 00:33:31,425 --> 00:33:32,551 saying that about your own sons. 692 00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:34,470 Any normal parents would want their kids to win. 693 00:33:34,803 --> 00:33:35,554 - [Male] What? 694 00:33:35,888 --> 00:33:37,515 - Anyway, they may not be a surf contest. 695 00:33:37,848 --> 00:33:40,100 All because the monsters you three have created. 696 00:33:40,434 --> 00:33:42,311 - Listen, that's no way to talk around these kids, okay. 697 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,480 I mean, anybody can make a mistake, nobody's perfect. 698 00:33:44,813 --> 00:33:45,523 Can you relate? 699 00:33:45,856 --> 00:33:46,857 - Don't pay any attention to her. 700 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,234 She doesn't know the first thing about 701 00:33:48,567 --> 00:33:49,485 supply side economics. 702 00:33:49,818 --> 00:33:51,278 Not to mention what we're doing for the city 703 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:52,613 and the national economy. 704 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,698 - I do so, you just try to force that crap soda of yours 705 00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,408 on the kids, so you two can make a fortune 706 00:33:56,742 --> 00:33:59,537 and you can get your stupid revenge on the surfers. 707 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:00,913 Ow. 708 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:03,123 - I'd say, she's just about hit the nail on the head. 709 00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:05,084 - Well you guys better be going, see you later. 710 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,418 Time to go, it's getting late, see you later. 711 00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:07,920 Nice to drop by, I'll take care of everything. 712 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,129 Don't worry about anything, see you later. 713 00:34:09,463 --> 00:34:10,881 Don't forget to write, send a postcard. 714 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,091 See you later. 715 00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:13,384 I'll take care of everything, don't worry. 716 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:14,635 So long. 717 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,554 (door slams) 718 00:34:16,887 --> 00:34:19,473 - I think the whole thing stinks, I'm through. 719 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,308 - Oh you're through are you? Come here. 720 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:22,685 - You used to be so nice to me. 721 00:34:23,018 --> 00:34:25,396 Even if the kids laughed at us, at least we had some fun. 722 00:34:25,729 --> 00:34:26,397 - Look at this. 723 00:34:26,730 --> 00:34:27,439 Remember her? 724 00:34:27,773 --> 00:34:28,232 Do you remember her? 725 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:29,608 Well take a good look. 726 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:31,151 Because in exactly three hours, this could be you. 727 00:34:31,485 --> 00:34:33,028 The nerdiest broad in this whole town 728 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:36,532 unless you cooperate and do exactly as I tell you. 729 00:34:36,865 --> 00:34:38,576 - Okay, Bunny, you win. 730 00:34:43,789 --> 00:34:44,665 Get in here. 731 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:49,920 Look, don't worry, it's not so bad. 732 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,005 Tomorrow I'll take you out. 733 00:34:51,338 --> 00:34:52,590 And this time nobody'll laugh. 734 00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:54,216 Because I'll be out with the most beautiful girl 735 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:55,509 in this whole ludnick town. 736 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:56,927 And here, put this on. 737 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:00,931 This'll keep you beautiful for a few more hours. 738 00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:05,102 (cringes) 739 00:35:09,732 --> 00:35:12,526 (waves crashing) 740 00:35:24,830 --> 00:35:25,914 Nothing like a little morning surfing 741 00:35:26,248 --> 00:35:28,250 to wake up an appetite. 742 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,836 (upbeat music) 743 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:55,671 (bell rings) 744 00:37:00,884 --> 00:37:02,344 - come on you guys. 745 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:04,680 We weren't really interested in those girls on the beach. 746 00:37:05,013 --> 00:37:05,764 It was just humor. 747 00:37:06,098 --> 00:37:07,349 - Very funny. 748 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,727 - You've shown yourselves for what you really are, men. 749 00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:10,686 - That's not true. 750 00:37:11,019 --> 00:37:11,603 - We're surfers. 751 00:37:11,937 --> 00:37:12,938 - Yeah, surfers. 752 00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:15,524 All you know about is perfect tubes, nose rides, 753 00:37:15,858 --> 00:37:17,818 360s and hairball peaks. 754 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:19,069 - Huh. 755 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:19,987 Well, what about screaming close-outs 756 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,113 and free fall face drops. 757 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,698 - Yeah. 758 00:37:23,031 --> 00:37:23,699 - [Together] And radical cut backs and off the list. 759 00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:25,159 - Why don't you guys go throttle yourselves? 760 00:37:25,492 --> 00:37:26,660 (laughs) 761 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:27,661 - Fine. 762 00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:28,746 Let's go pick some lettuce Chuck. 763 00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:29,538 - [Chuck] Hey, I'm hip. 764 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:31,540 - Yoma is open again. 765 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,042 Place your bets, right here. 766 00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:37,671 I got $10. 767 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,552 - 13, come on 13. 768 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:51,101 (St. Elmo's Fire) 769 00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:23,842 - Put your money on the table. - $7. 770 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,596 (Spits) 771 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:28,388 - Hey. 772 00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:29,681 You gotta bet. 773 00:38:31,975 --> 00:38:32,976 - A bow, bow! 774 00:38:38,023 --> 00:38:39,858 - [Together] Hey, Daddy-O! 775 00:38:42,861 --> 00:38:45,697 - What's gong on over there Beaker? 776 00:38:46,031 --> 00:38:47,324 - Sleeping sir. 777 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:48,534 - Horse Time! 778 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:50,369 - He's drinking acid! 779 00:38:50,702 --> 00:38:51,286 (laughs) 780 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:53,664 - Put down that Beaker, Becker. 781 00:38:53,997 --> 00:38:56,458 - Put down that Becker, Beaker. 782 00:39:01,129 --> 00:39:03,006 (heavy breathing) 783 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,591 - Break out the Rolaids. 784 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:05,759 Bow, bow. 785 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:07,094 - You two guys, come with me. 786 00:39:07,427 --> 00:39:08,971 We got a date at the city morgue. 787 00:39:09,304 --> 00:39:11,306 - Hey, hold on, we've already made plans for tonight. 788 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,224 - Yeah. 789 00:39:13,308 --> 00:39:14,768 - Cut out the smoking Beaker. 790 00:39:15,102 --> 00:39:16,854 You know that's against school regulations. 791 00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:17,896 - Yes sir. 792 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,399 And that goes for the rest of you. 793 00:39:20,732 --> 00:39:24,570 Chapter 11, always have two pairs of shoes. 794 00:39:24,903 --> 00:39:25,863 Read about it. 795 00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:29,241 We'll have a test on it in the morning. 796 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:30,659 - This won't be easy but you boys know all the surfers 797 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:34,037 in this area and I need identification. 798 00:39:34,371 --> 00:39:36,248 (sneezes) 799 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:37,708 (blows nose) 800 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,001 - Will you cut that out. 801 00:39:39,334 --> 00:39:41,211 Oh, there it is. 802 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:42,129 - What is it? 803 00:39:42,462 --> 00:39:43,797 - Surfers, two, maybe three. 804 00:39:44,131 --> 00:39:44,590 What's left them. 805 00:39:44,923 --> 00:39:45,382 - What happened? 806 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:46,675 - Oh, we're not sure. 807 00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:47,885 One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide. 808 00:39:48,218 --> 00:39:48,719 - How do you know? 809 00:39:49,052 --> 00:39:49,803 - There's no motive. 810 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:51,013 Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms 811 00:39:51,346 --> 00:39:52,764 and legs and head. 812 00:39:53,098 --> 00:39:53,765 - I haven't seen a mess like this 813 00:39:54,099 --> 00:39:55,934 since the days of the early Cuisinarts. 814 00:39:56,268 --> 00:39:58,145 - Well they're not locals, that's for sure. 815 00:39:58,478 --> 00:39:59,438 - How do you know? 816 00:39:59,771 --> 00:40:01,857 - Huh, You see his knee, it's got knots on it. 817 00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:03,442 You only get knots on your knees from knee paddling, 818 00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:05,861 no one's knee paddled around here for years. 819 00:40:06,194 --> 00:40:06,653 - Wait a minute, man. 820 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:07,654 That's not his knee. 821 00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:08,447 - Knee. 822 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,239 - That's his nose. 823 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:10,032 - Nose. 824 00:40:10,365 --> 00:40:10,824 - No way, dude. 825 00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:11,825 This is his nose. 826 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:12,618 - Nose. 827 00:40:12,951 --> 00:40:13,410 - This is his knee. 828 00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:14,703 - Knee. 829 00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:15,454 - Well, I think you're both wrong. 830 00:40:15,787 --> 00:40:16,455 I think this is nose. 831 00:40:16,788 --> 00:40:17,623 - Nose. - And this is his knee. 832 00:40:17,956 --> 00:40:18,916 - Knee. 833 00:40:19,249 --> 00:40:19,750 - And what's you're pointing to is his tongue. 834 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:20,500 - Tongue. 835 00:40:20,834 --> 00:40:20,918 - That's his nose. 836 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:21,835 - Nose. 837 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:23,170 - 'Cause it's sun burned. 838 00:40:23,503 --> 00:40:23,754 Whoever heard of a sunburned tongue? 839 00:40:24,087 --> 00:40:24,755 - Tongue. 840 00:40:25,088 --> 00:40:25,172 - This is his knee. 841 00:40:25,505 --> 00:40:25,923 - Knee. 842 00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:26,840 - [Together] Right. 843 00:40:27,174 --> 00:40:27,716 - Right. 844 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:32,304 ♪ No matter what the menu 845 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:33,972 ♪ Buzzz makes every meal complete 846 00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:35,807 ♪ We guarantee that it can wash out 847 00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:37,225 ♪ Anything you eat 848 00:40:37,559 --> 00:40:38,769 ♪ 'Cause Buzzz is the Cola 849 00:40:39,102 --> 00:40:40,729 ♪ That we drink ♪ We must have it 850 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:43,273 ♪ Come and get it 851 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:44,816 ♪ When your world is spinning past 852 00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:45,651 ♪ Give us Buzzz 853 00:40:45,984 --> 00:40:46,818 ♪ Give us Buzzz 854 00:40:47,152 --> 00:40:47,986 ♪ When simple fuzz ♪ Will stop it fast 855 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,529 ♪ We want Buzzz Cola 856 00:40:49,863 --> 00:40:51,406 ♪ When you need a party drink dessert 857 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:52,950 ♪ Give some Buzzz, only Buzzz 858 00:40:53,283 --> 00:40:54,701 ♪ Give your friends what they deserve 859 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:56,370 - [Moms] Have you seen the boys? 860 00:40:56,703 --> 00:40:57,204 - [Dads] Shhhh. 861 00:40:57,537 --> 00:40:59,706 - [Moms] Don't shush me. 862 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,791 I'm worried. 863 00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:02,876 - [Dads] About our stupid, useless kid? 864 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,629 Look at this mess, you want something to worry about. 865 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,173 - [Moms] It's no wonder you're worried about the business. 866 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:11,927 This crap you call Cola wouldn't pass for fertilizer. 867 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:15,806 Whoever heard of bottling soda in an oil refinery anyway. 868 00:41:16,139 --> 00:41:17,099 - [Dads] For your information, 869 00:41:17,432 --> 00:41:19,518 some kids in this town love Buzzz. 870 00:41:19,851 --> 00:41:21,061 And if you shut up long enough 871 00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:24,064 for me to finish these books, I'll prove it to you. 872 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:29,027 - [Moms] You're gonna have to show me more than figures. 873 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:31,613 - Just as I thought. 874 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:32,990 You'd be doing a lot better 875 00:41:33,323 --> 00:41:36,910 if you'd stop using Menlo Schwartzer's secret recipe. 876 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,495 - Schwartzer happens to be a genius 877 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,580 who's invented the most revolutionary 878 00:41:40,914 --> 00:41:41,832 soft drinks since Aspen. 879 00:41:42,165 --> 00:41:42,833 - A soft drink that unclogs drains 880 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:44,960 and constrict the paint off a battleship. 881 00:41:45,293 --> 00:41:45,836 (laughs) 882 00:41:46,169 --> 00:41:47,504 - That's revolutionary all right. 883 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:48,964 - But the question is. 884 00:41:49,297 --> 00:41:52,300 - How are you gonna get people to drink it? 885 00:41:52,634 --> 00:41:54,553 - [Dads] You can't relate. 886 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,101 - You gotta see it to believe it. 887 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:02,060 - What is he sick or something? 888 00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:03,520 - No, he's totally freaked. 889 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:04,646 - What can we do? 890 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:05,856 - You're his friends, talk to him. 891 00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:08,442 (rock music) 892 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:15,449 - Must be what he ate in science class today. 893 00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:16,408 - Yay, bra. 894 00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:17,993 The frogs must have kicked in. 895 00:42:18,326 --> 00:42:20,120 - Act like it's no big deal. 896 00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:21,413 - Talk to him. 897 00:42:25,542 --> 00:42:27,377 - Hey Jocko, old buddy. 898 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,254 What you doing man? 899 00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:31,298 - How's it going? 900 00:42:31,631 --> 00:42:32,090 What's happening? 901 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:33,175 - Looking good dude. 902 00:42:33,508 --> 00:42:34,468 Really gnarly. 903 00:42:41,725 --> 00:42:44,019 We had some dynamite surfers to the high school. 904 00:42:44,352 --> 00:42:44,978 Wanna come? 905 00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:46,897 - Jocko. 906 00:42:50,817 --> 00:42:52,569 I don't think he wants to come. 907 00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:54,071 - Last night he broke into the grocery store 908 00:42:54,404 --> 00:42:57,282 and drank six gallons of antifreeze. 909 00:42:57,616 --> 00:42:58,325 - Very weird. 910 00:42:58,658 --> 00:42:59,618 - Really? 911 00:42:59,951 --> 00:43:02,704 We haven't had a cold snap since January. 912 00:43:12,255 --> 00:43:12,964 - Whoa! 913 00:43:16,843 --> 00:43:19,471 (upbeat music) 914 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,244 - Thank you. 915 00:43:42,577 --> 00:43:44,913 It is really groovy to be here. 916 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:50,877 And I am extremely hip and stoked that y'all could come. 917 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:54,548 Thank you. 918 00:43:54,881 --> 00:43:57,843 Well as you all know, tonight is the start of surf week. 919 00:43:58,176 --> 00:43:59,886 And Friday is the big beach party. 920 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,847 And Saturday is the surf contest. 921 00:44:02,180 --> 00:44:04,558 (crowd cheers) 922 00:44:04,891 --> 00:44:06,476 - Dodging lobster and steamed clams, 923 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:07,853 moon doggy, yeah. 924 00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:12,941 - Well how are we gonna surf if the beach is closed? 925 00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:14,025 - Thank you. 926 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:19,906 Well, I'd like to start the movie now. 927 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,492 (crowd boos) 928 00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:30,000 - What a jerk. 929 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,585 And he expects us to get all excited 930 00:44:31,918 --> 00:44:33,461 about some retarded beach party with our parents 931 00:44:33,795 --> 00:44:34,671 and the police. 932 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,840 (crowd cheers) 933 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,634 (upbeat music) 934 00:44:42,846 --> 00:44:45,473 (crowd cheers) 935 00:44:45,807 --> 00:44:48,059 (upbeat music) 936 00:44:56,109 --> 00:44:58,320 (whistles) 937 00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:43,949 (whistles) 938 00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:48,787 Whoa. 939 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,789 - Eat your hearts out, you suckers. 940 00:45:51,122 --> 00:45:51,998 See, what I tell you? 941 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:53,291 Nobody's laughing now. 942 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:55,043 Nobody will ever laugh at me again. 943 00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:56,544 - What a doll! 944 00:45:56,878 --> 00:45:57,545 - I'll say. 945 00:45:57,879 --> 00:45:59,673 What's she doing with that creep? 946 00:46:00,006 --> 00:46:00,966 - Those guys are just jealous. 947 00:46:01,299 --> 00:46:02,801 Little do they realize my true identity. 948 00:46:03,134 --> 00:46:06,388 - [Male] Hey Schwartzer, your fly's down. 949 00:46:07,847 --> 00:46:10,225 (crowd laughs) 950 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,730 (upbeat music) 951 00:46:30,453 --> 00:46:31,955 - I have to warn you. - What? 952 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,626 - I have to warn you. - Hey, sit down! 953 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,003 - All right, all right. 954 00:46:38,336 --> 00:46:38,837 - I have to warn you about the. 955 00:46:39,170 --> 00:46:39,963 - [Female] Sit down! 956 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:40,755 - Okay. 957 00:46:41,089 --> 00:46:41,631 - Shit. 958 00:46:44,884 --> 00:46:46,720 - I have to warn you about the contest. 959 00:46:47,053 --> 00:46:48,555 - [Together] What? 960 00:46:48,888 --> 00:46:49,472 - Nothing. 961 00:46:49,806 --> 00:46:52,142 I'm sorry, I dropped my contact. 962 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:56,896 (crowd cheers) 963 00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:59,357 (upbeat music) 964 00:47:15,206 --> 00:47:17,375 - [Male] What are you doing? - [Male] I want my money back! 965 00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:19,169 - Come on dudes! 966 00:47:19,502 --> 00:47:20,795 - [Female] I want my money back! 967 00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:21,755 - Let's go. 968 00:47:25,842 --> 00:47:28,970 - [Female] Let's get out of here guys. 969 00:47:42,108 --> 00:47:43,443 - Oh, Bunny! 970 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:46,613 I've never been so humiliated in all my life. 971 00:47:46,946 --> 00:47:47,947 - Oh yeah? 972 00:47:48,281 --> 00:47:49,240 What about the time Daddy-O displayed the booger collection 973 00:47:49,574 --> 00:47:50,909 in your pencil case at the pep rally? 974 00:47:51,242 --> 00:47:52,285 Listen, don't waste your time feeling sorry 975 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:53,411 for those slobs. 976 00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:54,996 They don't deserve it. 977 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:56,206 Just be thankful you have a real friend like me. 978 00:47:56,539 --> 00:47:56,998 - Friend? 979 00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:58,291 You're not my friend. 980 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,752 All you think about is your rotten revenge. 981 00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:02,045 - How can you say such a thing? 982 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,047 Didn't I take you out to this beautiful place? 983 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,465 And look at all this wonderful food. 984 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:07,092 Just dig in and enjoy it. 985 00:48:07,425 --> 00:48:08,885 It's not every girl that gets this kind of treatment. 986 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:10,178 Hey, you want some wine? 987 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:11,179 Oh, Garson! 988 00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:11,971 (rings bell) 989 00:48:12,305 --> 00:48:13,098 Garson! 990 00:48:15,016 --> 00:48:17,644 (glass shatters) 991 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,772 A good year. 992 00:48:21,106 --> 00:48:23,316 (upbeat music) 993 00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:47,674 - [Chuck] Boy, things are sure getting weird around here. 994 00:48:48,007 --> 00:48:48,842 - No kidding. 995 00:48:49,175 --> 00:48:50,552 Punks and creeps. 996 00:48:50,885 --> 00:48:51,845 Think these guys would be mature enough 997 00:48:52,178 --> 00:48:54,180 to take surfing seriously. 998 00:48:54,514 --> 00:48:57,100 - It's just not like the good old days. 999 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:58,435 - Remember those? 1000 00:48:59,769 --> 00:49:00,770 Plenty of surf man. 1001 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:01,855 No crowding. 1002 00:49:03,314 --> 00:49:05,400 No punks fighting for waves. 1003 00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:08,111 - Yeah. 1004 00:49:11,364 --> 00:49:11,948 - Yeah. 1005 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:12,949 I'm hungry. 1006 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,951 - [Bob] You just ate. 1007 00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:19,164 (saw starting up) 1008 00:49:50,403 --> 00:49:52,614 - [Mom] Which car are you taking Johnny? 1009 00:49:52,947 --> 00:49:54,073 - The convertible. 1010 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:06,461 - What convertible? 1011 00:50:06,794 --> 00:50:08,338 (car revs) 1012 00:50:08,671 --> 00:50:11,216 ♪ Round round get around, I get around, yeah 1013 00:50:11,549 --> 00:50:14,385 ♪ Get around round round I get around, ooh-ooh 1014 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:15,762 ♪ I get around 1015 00:50:16,095 --> 00:50:17,096 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1016 00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:18,473 ♪ From town to town 1017 00:50:18,806 --> 00:50:21,518 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1018 00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:26,022 - Could you come down here a minute, Michael Angelo? 1019 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,026 I'll handle this. 1020 00:50:31,444 --> 00:50:33,988 Now then, what makes you think your beans are more important 1021 00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:35,448 than our Cola? 1022 00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:36,407 - I didn't say they were more important. 1023 00:50:36,741 --> 00:50:38,076 I said that it's important 1024 00:50:38,409 --> 00:50:40,119 that the beans get there while they're still warm. 1025 00:50:40,453 --> 00:50:42,163 When your Cola can sit around and wait a little while. 1026 00:50:42,497 --> 00:50:44,123 - That means there's warm Cola at the beach. 1027 00:50:44,457 --> 00:50:46,167 Whoever heard of warm Cola at the beach O'Finlay, 1028 00:50:46,501 --> 00:50:47,794 can you O'relate? 1029 00:50:48,127 --> 00:50:48,753 (laugh) 1030 00:50:49,087 --> 00:50:51,047 - Doesn't matter with Buzzz. 1031 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,091 - What do you mean by that, sweetheart? 1032 00:50:53,424 --> 00:50:55,552 - Figure it out and don't call me sweetheart, bitch. 1033 00:50:55,885 --> 00:50:59,097 . Oh, now that's some nice way to talk in front of the kids. 1034 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:00,598 - Screw the kids. 1035 00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:03,268 - You people are so full of shit, your eyes are brown. 1036 00:51:03,601 --> 00:51:04,394 - Screw you too. 1037 00:51:04,727 --> 00:51:06,312 - Listen to Mr. O'mouth here. 1038 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,106 What were you raised by a pair of brown socks. 1039 00:51:08,439 --> 00:51:09,148 There are kids over here. 1040 00:51:09,482 --> 00:51:10,066 - He said screw me. 1041 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,109 - Would you wait a minute. 1042 00:51:11,442 --> 00:51:12,527 Listen, we can settle this, 1043 00:51:12,860 --> 00:51:16,239 we can settle this all at the beach. 1044 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:17,115 Okay. 1045 00:51:18,616 --> 00:51:20,243 - All right. 1046 00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:21,661 - But the beans go first. 1047 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:23,413 - Right here with your beans O'Finlay, right here, okay. 1048 00:51:23,746 --> 00:51:26,332 (horns honking) 1049 00:51:35,466 --> 00:51:38,261 ♪ We always take my car 'cause it's never been beat 1050 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:43,349 ♪ And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet 1051 00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:48,313 ♪ None of the guys go steady 'cause it wouldn't be right 1052 00:51:48,646 --> 00:51:51,899 ♪ To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night 1053 00:51:52,233 --> 00:51:53,484 ♪ I get around 1054 00:51:53,818 --> 00:51:54,902 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1055 00:51:55,236 --> 00:51:56,321 ♪ From town to town 1056 00:51:56,654 --> 00:51:57,905 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1057 00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:59,866 ♪ I'm a real cool head 1058 00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:00,867 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1059 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,410 ♪ I'm makin' real good bread 1060 00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,121 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1061 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,123 ♪ I get around 1062 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:10,209 ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh-Ooh 1063 00:52:10,543 --> 00:52:13,588 ♪ Round round get around, I get around, yeah 1064 00:52:13,921 --> 00:52:15,423 ♪ Get around ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 1065 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:16,799 ♪ I get around 1066 00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:21,012 ♪ Get around round round I get around 1067 00:52:26,225 --> 00:52:27,268 - So who's the chef? 1068 00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,354 - I am and that's Chief to you. 1069 00:52:29,687 --> 00:52:31,522 Now get your hands out of their. Conduct yourself properly. 1070 00:52:31,856 --> 00:52:32,315 Excuse me miss. 1071 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:33,358 Ask you a question? 1072 00:52:33,691 --> 00:52:34,275 - Sure. 1073 00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:35,943 - Any Spaghetti-O's in there? 1074 00:52:36,277 --> 00:52:37,153 - No. 1075 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:38,279 - That's too bad. 1076 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,864 I love Spaghetti-O's. 1077 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:42,241 (glass shatters) 1078 00:52:42,575 --> 00:52:43,368 - [Male] Asshole. 1079 00:52:43,701 --> 00:52:44,285 - Knock it off. 1080 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:45,411 - Asshole. 1081 00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:46,287 Asshole. 1082 00:52:48,956 --> 00:52:50,124 (screams) 1083 00:52:50,458 --> 00:52:51,209 (laughs) 1084 00:52:51,542 --> 00:52:52,043 - Be cool. 1085 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,466 - Hah! 1086 00:53:00,134 --> 00:53:00,760 - Beaker! 1087 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:01,678 Beaker! 1088 00:53:02,011 --> 00:53:02,970 Get back here! 1089 00:53:03,304 --> 00:53:06,140 You know that the water's off limits. 1090 00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:18,194 - Is this your Cola? 1091 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:19,904 (explodes) 1092 00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:21,072 - Your beans? 1093 00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:26,285 - My shoes. 1094 00:53:26,619 --> 00:53:27,328 Now what's going on here? 1095 00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:28,746 Oh yes, Officer. 1096 00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,331 This asshole won't let us put our Cola 1097 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:32,041 on his precious picnic table. 1098 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,459 All he cares about are beans. 1099 00:53:33,793 --> 00:53:34,752 - That's right. 1100 00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:36,087 - It's because these guys are trying to 1101 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,004 charge the kids a dollar a deposit. 1102 00:53:37,338 --> 00:53:38,214 It doesn't matter anyway. 1103 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,049 'Cause nobody's gonna drink this crap. 1104 00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:41,342 - Well let me tell you something, 1105 00:53:41,676 --> 00:53:42,593 I see your creepy looking kid, putting it away 1106 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:45,221 pretty darn good pal, can you relate? 1107 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:46,389 - He ain't creepy! 1108 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:47,306 - All right, knock it off. 1109 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,766 Act like adults. 1110 00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,351 - [Together] They are. 1111 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:52,311 - Kids, if I need any shit out of you, 1112 00:53:52,645 --> 00:53:54,564 I'll squeeze your heads. 1113 00:53:54,897 --> 00:53:57,233 Now, dollar a bottle does sound a little steep. 1114 00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:58,901 - We use organic glass. 1115 00:53:59,235 --> 00:53:59,902 - No preservatives. 1116 00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,195 - [Dads] And that shit costs. 1117 00:54:01,529 --> 00:54:02,321 Can you relate? 1118 00:54:05,450 --> 00:54:06,159 - Hold it. 1119 00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:08,327 Hold it boys! 1120 00:54:09,662 --> 00:54:12,415 This party is for high school students only. 1121 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:13,374 - Jocko! 1122 00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:14,417 Jocko! 1123 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:15,960 Jocko, my sweet son. 1124 00:54:16,294 --> 00:54:19,797 Mr. Daddy-O, do you not recognize your own students perhaps? 1125 00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:22,633 Jocko, we've been so worried about you, dad and I. 1126 00:54:22,967 --> 00:54:25,052 Jocko, your room's still ready. 1127 00:54:25,386 --> 00:54:26,387 The bunk beds. 1128 00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:29,265 - Man, this is gonna be one weird fucking party. 1129 00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:30,475 - No doubt. 1130 00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:32,643 - We make french toast every morning, 1131 00:54:32,977 --> 00:54:34,979 we set the table right for you. 1132 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:38,107 - Beautiful, beautiful, I love it, I love it. 1133 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,275 Yeah, that's my boy. 1134 00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:40,401 Oh, get him fellas. 1135 00:54:40,735 --> 00:54:42,737 Okay, take the scope down Elroy. 1136 00:54:43,070 --> 00:54:44,405 This is one we don't wanna miss. 1137 00:54:44,739 --> 00:54:45,740 Weird beach party. 1138 00:54:46,073 --> 00:54:47,325 I'll give them weird. 1139 00:54:47,658 --> 00:54:50,495 They don't know what weird is, till they meet me. 1140 00:54:50,828 --> 00:54:52,330 All right, watch this Elroy, this should be good. 1141 00:54:52,663 --> 00:54:55,124 (crowd cheers) 1142 00:55:00,004 --> 00:55:01,380 - All right guys! 1143 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,342 I know they closed the beach. 1144 00:55:04,675 --> 00:55:06,803 But we're here, we're gonna rip and rock it, let's go! 1145 00:55:07,136 --> 00:55:08,387 (crowd cheers) 1146 00:55:08,721 --> 00:55:11,182 (upbeat music) 1147 00:56:08,948 --> 00:56:09,824 - What a bunch of losers. 1148 00:56:10,157 --> 00:56:11,784 What a dead party. 1149 00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:16,414 I thought my razor was dull till I watched this film. 1150 00:56:29,302 --> 00:56:29,927 What's she doing? 1151 00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:31,012 That crazy broad. 1152 00:56:31,345 --> 00:56:31,929 What are you doing? 1153 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:33,556 Sparkle no, get away from there. 1154 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,017 You silly broad, get out of there. 1155 00:56:36,350 --> 00:56:37,518 - Nice outfit. 1156 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:38,811 Really nice. 1157 00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:40,855 As nice as your zombie friends over there. 1158 00:56:41,188 --> 00:56:42,398 - I've got to warn you guys. 1159 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:44,692 - Don't worry, we know what you're after. 1160 00:56:45,026 --> 00:56:45,902 - And we're not available. 1161 00:56:46,235 --> 00:56:47,612 - Please, you gotta listen to me. 1162 00:56:47,945 --> 00:56:49,196 You're all in great danger. 1163 00:56:49,530 --> 00:56:50,656 - Yes, as long as you're around. 1164 00:56:50,990 --> 00:56:52,158 - Hey, come on you guys, give her a chance. 1165 00:56:52,491 --> 00:56:54,285 I think she's trying to tell us something. 1166 00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:55,286 - Thank you. 1167 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:56,495 - Hey don't mention it. 1168 00:56:56,829 --> 00:56:57,663 You wanna dance? 1169 00:56:57,997 --> 00:56:59,665 - Beat it swig, we're not interested. 1170 00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:01,042 - [Chuck] I am. 1171 00:57:01,375 --> 00:57:02,460 - She's got a lot of nerve coming in here 1172 00:57:02,793 --> 00:57:04,503 and trying to steal these guys up from under our noses. 1173 00:57:04,837 --> 00:57:07,798 I don't see what she sees in them anyway. 1174 00:57:08,132 --> 00:57:10,635 (crowd cheers) 1175 00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,596 - Thank you guys, we love you! 1176 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,139 - All right, look at, oh there's Dick Dale again, 1177 00:57:15,473 --> 00:57:16,390 oh I love, I'm starting to like him, 1178 00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:18,726 that's what I'm scared of. 1179 00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:20,561 Thank God it's finally over. 1180 00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:22,563 Well, I got some time to kill, 1181 00:57:22,897 --> 00:57:24,523 may as well have a sandwich. 1182 00:57:24,857 --> 00:57:29,362 A good old peanut butter and jelly, nectar of the Gods. 1183 00:57:32,490 --> 00:57:35,618 ♪ I was walking down the street 1184 00:57:35,952 --> 00:57:38,704 ♪ When I heard this monster 1185 00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:42,375 ♪ I had to shuffle my feet 1186 00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:45,795 ♪ And I was skanking in the streets 1187 00:57:46,128 --> 00:57:47,838 ♪ Yep, do the dance with me 1188 00:57:48,172 --> 00:57:49,674 ♪ Pick it, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up 1189 00:57:50,007 --> 00:57:51,092 ♪ Do the dance with me 1190 00:57:51,425 --> 00:57:52,468 ♪ Pick it, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up 1191 00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:54,053 ♪ Pick it, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up 1192 00:57:54,387 --> 00:57:55,471 ♪ So use those knees 1193 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,307 ♪ And dance onto the street 1194 00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:03,145 ♪ Pick it, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up 1195 00:58:03,479 --> 00:58:06,565 ♪ Do the dance with me 1196 00:58:06,899 --> 00:58:10,194 ♪ You'll be sweating in the heat 1197 00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:12,905 ♪ Do the walks raw meat 1198 00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:14,573 - Hey, where's Big Head? 1199 00:58:14,907 --> 00:58:15,700 Hey Bob. 1200 00:58:26,502 --> 00:58:31,424 - [Male] Hey, there's something happening over here! 1201 00:58:32,341 --> 00:58:34,135 - [Female] What are they doing? 1202 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:41,809 Oh, gross! 1203 00:58:49,275 --> 00:58:50,317 - A bow, bow. 1204 00:58:57,992 --> 00:58:59,744 - [Male] Even Big Head. 1205 00:59:00,077 --> 00:59:02,204 (crowd jeers) 1206 00:59:07,251 --> 00:59:08,669 - [Male] Oh, gross. 1207 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,592 Oh, that's gross. 1208 00:59:22,349 --> 00:59:24,643 - Yeah, Johnny Big Head bunny. 1209 00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:27,646 - Those kids are in for some kind of 1210 00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:29,774 serious stomach trouble. 1211 00:59:30,107 --> 00:59:31,776 - Yeah well, who cares what they eat? 1212 00:59:32,109 --> 00:59:33,569 As long as they wash it down with plenty of Buzzz. 1213 00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:34,779 Can you re...? 1214 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:49,752 - Yeah. 1215 00:59:51,587 --> 00:59:52,296 Yeah! 1216 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,054 (crowd jeers) 1217 01:00:08,604 --> 01:00:11,273 (crunching glass) 1218 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:16,695 No way, dude. 1219 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:18,781 Whoa. 1220 01:00:24,453 --> 01:00:25,621 - Crazy kids. 1221 01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:26,789 (laughs) 1222 01:00:27,123 --> 01:00:27,456 - Disgusting, disgusting. 1223 01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,667 (laughs) 1224 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:46,892 (retches) 1225 01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:08,205 - [Male] Crazy kids, you. 1226 01:01:08,539 --> 01:01:09,248 - Oh, I don't think I've ever been so proud. 1227 01:01:09,582 --> 01:01:10,207 These are my boys. 1228 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:11,083 All right 1229 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,088 (spits) 1230 01:01:19,341 --> 01:01:20,801 (crowd jeers) 1231 01:01:21,135 --> 01:01:21,927 - Oh no. 1232 01:01:26,056 --> 01:01:30,811 - [Bob] Come on Big Head, this one's for the money. 1233 01:01:31,145 --> 01:01:32,479 - [Male] Do it Big Head. 1234 01:01:32,813 --> 01:01:34,023 - [Female] He can do it. 1235 01:01:34,356 --> 01:01:35,316 Let him do it. 1236 01:01:36,525 --> 01:01:37,818 - [Male] Come on. 1237 01:01:38,152 --> 01:01:38,903 - [Female] Come on. 1238 01:01:39,236 --> 01:01:39,904 - [Male] Okay Big Head, this is it. 1239 01:01:40,237 --> 01:01:40,696 - Don't think. 1240 01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:43,449 - [Chuck] Just drink. 1241 01:01:43,782 --> 01:01:45,868 (crowd jeers) 1242 01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:50,956 (laughs) 1243 01:01:59,089 --> 01:02:01,592 - All right, this calls for a celebration. 1244 01:02:01,926 --> 01:02:03,052 Okay you guys, go out and enjoy yourself. 1245 01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:04,762 Let's show them a real party. 1246 01:02:05,095 --> 01:02:05,888 That's a good punk, okay. 1247 01:02:06,222 --> 01:02:08,682 (upbeat music) 1248 01:02:32,748 --> 01:02:37,670 ♪ If your heartaches seem to hang around too long ♪ 1249 01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:51,141 ♪ And your blues keep getting bluer with each song 1250 01:03:00,734 --> 01:03:05,656 ♪ Remember sunshine can be found behind a cloudy sky 1251 01:03:12,538 --> 01:03:17,251 ♪ So let your hair down and go on and cry 1252 01:03:27,094 --> 01:03:31,974 ♪ If your heartaches seem to hang around too long 1253 01:03:40,691 --> 01:03:45,612 ♪ And your blues keep getting bluer with each song 1254 01:03:53,078 --> 01:03:56,999 ♪ Well, now, remember sunshine 1255 01:03:58,292 --> 01:04:00,961 - This mean you don't want any dessert? 1256 01:04:01,295 --> 01:04:06,050 ♪ Can be found behind a cloudy sky 1257 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:11,597 ♪ So let your hair down 1258 01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:16,685 ♪ And go right on, baby, and cry 1259 01:04:19,146 --> 01:04:21,648 ♪ Go on and cry 1260 01:04:28,447 --> 01:04:30,699 (applause) 1261 01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:39,083 - Yeah, yeah. 1262 01:04:39,416 --> 01:04:41,668 (upbeat music) 1263 01:04:46,256 --> 01:04:48,884 - You gave it all you had dude. 1264 01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:51,470 They just asked the impossible. 1265 01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,014 - Gee, thanks. 1266 01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:55,140 - No! 1267 01:05:01,355 --> 01:05:03,315 ♪ Everybody to tell 1268 01:05:03,649 --> 01:05:05,651 ♪ If no one will say it 1269 01:05:05,984 --> 01:05:08,821 ♪ You don't you can surely go to hell 1270 01:05:09,154 --> 01:05:11,115 ♪ You can drive and driven dare 1271 01:05:11,448 --> 01:05:13,367 ♪ By the time that he was 10 years old 1272 01:05:13,700 --> 01:05:15,911 ♪ He didn't wanna do it 1273 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:17,538 - That kid can dance. 1274 01:05:17,871 --> 01:05:21,208 - That guys got more moves than a scarecrow. 1275 01:05:26,213 --> 01:05:30,843 He's busier than a fart in a whirlwind, can you relate? 1276 01:05:33,303 --> 01:05:34,096 - Get down. 1277 01:05:36,056 --> 01:05:36,765 (gunshot) 1278 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:37,641 Get up. 1279 01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:38,851 - Hold it. 1280 01:05:39,184 --> 01:05:40,185 Nobody move. 1281 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:42,354 (grunts) 1282 01:05:43,397 --> 01:05:44,481 I said freeze. 1283 01:05:46,942 --> 01:05:48,444 That's better. 1284 01:05:48,777 --> 01:05:50,654 You kids are gonna have to control yourselves. 1285 01:05:50,988 --> 01:05:53,073 This isn't study hall, you know. 1286 01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:55,617 (screams) 1287 01:05:55,951 --> 01:05:58,287 (screams) 1288 01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,831 (upbeat music) 1289 01:06:11,091 --> 01:06:11,800 - I think we ought to stop this. 1290 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:12,593 - Are you crazy, man? 1291 01:06:12,926 --> 01:06:14,052 They'll pummel us. 1292 01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:20,392 - Bow, bow. 1293 01:06:20,726 --> 01:06:21,185 (screams) 1294 01:06:21,518 --> 01:06:22,936 - Come on, follow me. 1295 01:06:26,732 --> 01:06:29,485 - Hey, what are they doing to our car? 1296 01:06:29,818 --> 01:06:32,196 - Come on, the punks are coming. 1297 01:06:35,073 --> 01:06:35,741 (screams) 1298 01:06:36,074 --> 01:06:37,868 - Come on Sparkle. 1299 01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:40,579 (tires screech) 1300 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:45,876 (screams) 1301 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:48,462 (upbeat music) 1302 01:07:00,641 --> 01:07:02,851 ♪ Oh, Shit 1303 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,357 - There was a stop sign. 1304 01:07:10,234 --> 01:07:11,318 Sparkle, okay. 1305 01:07:14,446 --> 01:07:15,656 What now? 1306 01:07:15,989 --> 01:07:17,157 - Maybe we ought to call the police. 1307 01:07:17,491 --> 01:07:18,033 - Wrong. 1308 01:07:18,367 --> 01:07:19,535 What a mess. 1309 01:07:19,868 --> 01:07:20,827 Is he dead? 1310 01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,829 - Dead, man, this dude is worse than dead. 1311 01:07:23,163 --> 01:07:24,373 He's been canceled. 1312 01:07:24,706 --> 01:07:26,375 - Hang on, I've got an idea. 1313 01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,127 (tires screech) 1314 01:07:29,461 --> 01:07:30,629 - [Mr. Beaker] Hey kids. 1315 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:32,756 - [Sparkle] Oh Mr. Beaker, we need your help. 1316 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:35,133 - [Chuck] This guy's heavy. 1317 01:07:36,176 --> 01:07:38,845 - No, no, bring him over here. 1318 01:07:39,179 --> 01:07:42,266 Say, your friend looks pretty drunk. 1319 01:07:42,599 --> 01:07:43,433 - [Chuck] No, he's dead. 1320 01:07:43,767 --> 01:07:44,726 - Dead, great. 1321 01:07:53,151 --> 01:07:54,236 Well, come on, 1322 01:07:56,196 --> 01:07:57,197 put him down. 1323 01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:07,958 (laughs) 1324 01:08:15,465 --> 01:08:16,967 - This is quite a set up you've got here. 1325 01:08:17,301 --> 01:08:18,260 - Thanks. 1326 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:19,511 I pick most of them up on the highway. 1327 01:08:19,845 --> 01:08:20,971 Cute little fella. 1328 01:08:22,681 --> 01:08:26,643 Say, isn't this one of these punk surfers from the party? 1329 01:08:26,977 --> 01:08:27,853 - Punk surfers. 1330 01:08:28,186 --> 01:08:30,480 These guys aren't even human. 1331 01:08:30,814 --> 01:08:31,940 - What are you gonna do with that? 1332 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:33,859 - Well, if what you're saying is true, 1333 01:08:34,192 --> 01:08:36,820 then maybe we should find out what makes these things tick. 1334 01:08:37,154 --> 01:08:37,613 Stand back. 1335 01:08:37,946 --> 01:08:39,364 (screams) 1336 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:40,907 Maybe you're right. 1337 01:08:44,494 --> 01:08:45,078 (drills) 1338 01:08:45,412 --> 01:08:47,414 (screams) 1339 01:08:48,415 --> 01:08:51,627 I thought you said he was dead. 1340 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:53,879 - Maybe he was sleeping. 1341 01:08:54,212 --> 01:08:55,339 - Not anymore. 1342 01:08:55,672 --> 01:08:57,549 (drills) 1343 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:07,517 (screams) 1344 01:09:07,851 --> 01:09:08,894 - [Chuck] Whoa. 1345 01:09:09,227 --> 01:09:11,188 (screams) 1346 01:09:13,315 --> 01:09:14,691 - Chuck, can you hold that. 1347 01:09:15,025 --> 01:09:15,525 - Oh, man. 1348 01:09:15,859 --> 01:09:16,318 - Dude. 1349 01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:17,110 - Here. 1350 01:09:17,444 --> 01:09:17,986 Forceps. 1351 01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:26,453 All right. 1352 01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:33,210 Jeez. 1353 01:09:33,543 --> 01:09:34,419 - What's that? 1354 01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:37,047 - It looks like a carburetor. 1355 01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:38,507 - A two or four barrel? 1356 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,092 - What difference does it make? 1357 01:09:40,425 --> 01:09:42,386 They already lunged our car. 1358 01:09:46,014 --> 01:09:47,140 - I've never seen anything like this. 1359 01:09:47,474 --> 01:09:48,016 J Hoffa. 1360 01:09:52,062 --> 01:09:53,188 - Put the rag in. 1361 01:09:59,152 --> 01:10:00,445 - Orca. 1362 01:10:00,779 --> 01:10:01,238 - Whoa. 1363 01:10:01,571 --> 01:10:02,656 - Unbelievable. 1364 01:10:07,035 --> 01:10:08,578 - It's a Dick Dale album. 1365 01:10:08,912 --> 01:10:10,247 That was inside him. 1366 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:15,627 - [Chuck] I don't believe this. 1367 01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:18,213 - That's like. 1368 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,674 - Buzzz. 1369 01:10:21,007 --> 01:10:21,550 - Typical. 1370 01:10:28,765 --> 01:10:30,100 - Hello Mr. Beaker. 1371 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:37,315 What is this, what is this right here? 1372 01:10:37,649 --> 01:10:38,900 Look at that. 1373 01:10:39,234 --> 01:10:41,153 Mammal eating mammal. 1374 01:10:41,486 --> 01:10:43,905 That's the evolution of life right there boys. 1375 01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:47,576 - [Menlo] Be the ugliest nerd, I'm laughing. 1376 01:10:48,910 --> 01:10:51,413 - [Chuck] It's disgusting. 1377 01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:52,998 - So, what is he? 1378 01:10:53,331 --> 01:10:54,082 - Don't know. 1379 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:57,961 Anatomically he seems as human as you and me. 1380 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:02,215 His physiology seems to be seriously altered. 1381 01:11:02,549 --> 01:11:06,720 No human I know, could eat like that and still surf. 1382 01:11:08,972 --> 01:11:09,639 None. 1383 01:11:12,976 --> 01:11:14,102 I'm sorry boy. 1384 01:11:16,396 --> 01:11:18,273 Chuck, you close him up. 1385 01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:31,161 - Okay, up scope Elroy. 1386 01:11:31,495 --> 01:11:34,372 All right, time for our lesson today. 1387 01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:38,084 All right, form a line, all right, okay. 1388 01:11:38,418 --> 01:11:39,419 The only thing we really have to go, let's start. 1389 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:40,337 Okay, walk your nose, walk your nose, 1390 01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:43,006 walk your nose, walk your nose. 1391 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:45,008 Hang five, hang five, hang five. 1392 01:11:45,342 --> 01:11:46,551 Hang 10, hang 10. 1393 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:48,678 360, 360, 360. 1394 01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:52,098 I told you, 360, 360. 1395 01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:54,309 All right, shoot the curl, shoot the curl. 1396 01:11:54,643 --> 01:11:56,228 Wipe out, wipe out, wipe out, 1397 01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:59,147 wipe out, wipe out, wipe out. 1398 01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:02,025 Groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy. 1399 01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:04,319 Gnarly, gnarly, gnarly, gnarly, 1400 01:12:04,653 --> 01:12:07,113 gnarly, gnarly, gnarly, gnarly. 1401 01:12:08,323 --> 01:12:10,742 (glass shatters) 1402 01:12:11,076 --> 01:12:13,078 Bitching, really bitching, bitching, 1403 01:12:13,411 --> 01:12:15,372 really bitching, bitching. 1404 01:12:21,044 --> 01:12:23,129 (snoring) 1405 01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:27,008 - The only thing we really have to go on, 1406 01:12:27,342 --> 01:12:30,011 is they seem to love this soda. 1407 01:12:30,345 --> 01:12:31,930 - Maybe that's what's doing it to them. 1408 01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:34,140 Yeah, I was kinda curious about that myself. 1409 01:12:34,474 --> 01:12:36,017 So I analyzed it. 1410 01:12:36,351 --> 01:12:39,229 It seems to be mostly untreated petroleum waste. 1411 01:12:39,563 --> 01:12:42,440 Except for one chemical, even I can't figure out. 1412 01:12:42,774 --> 01:12:45,610 There's nothing in this that even resembles soda. 1413 01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:46,695 - Well maybe that's it. 1414 01:12:47,028 --> 01:12:48,697 - I don't know. 1415 01:12:49,030 --> 01:12:53,785 - It might kill you but, turn you into one of those, things. 1416 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:05,171 (screams) 1417 01:13:05,505 --> 01:13:08,466 Oh this is my fancy Avalon table too. 1418 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,177 - I can't believe you haven't figured it out by now. 1419 01:13:11,511 --> 01:13:12,387 I'm running out. 1420 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:14,890 We're running out of time. 1421 01:13:15,223 --> 01:13:16,433 Look at this stuff. 1422 01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:20,020 - My bird. 1423 01:13:20,353 --> 01:13:21,938 - It's going through the table. 1424 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:22,898 Look at it. 1425 01:13:24,107 --> 01:13:25,150 - My gidget box. 1426 01:13:25,483 --> 01:13:26,234 Oh. 1427 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:27,944 - Look at that. 1428 01:13:28,278 --> 01:13:28,987 - It's grease. 1429 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:30,363 Doesn't that ring a bell? 1430 01:13:30,697 --> 01:13:31,698 Haven't you ever wondered why your fathers were 1431 01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:34,534 bottling a soft drink at an old oil refinery? 1432 01:13:34,868 --> 01:13:36,494 - The rent was cheap. 1433 01:13:36,828 --> 01:13:38,038 - Wait a minute. 1434 01:13:38,371 --> 01:13:39,372 I bet that's why Jocko and the others 1435 01:13:39,706 --> 01:13:41,207 have been drinking motor oil. 1436 01:13:41,541 --> 01:13:43,168 Once they get a taste of this stuff, they can't get enough. 1437 01:13:43,501 --> 01:13:46,087 - Why would your dad's, Chuck, Bob? 1438 01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:46,880 - Bob. 1439 01:13:47,213 --> 01:13:48,465 - Chuck. 1440 01:13:48,798 --> 01:13:50,175 Chuck, right. 1441 01:13:50,508 --> 01:13:53,345 Why would your dads be turning perfectly normal surfers 1442 01:13:53,678 --> 01:13:56,014 into an army of gas guzzling junkies? 1443 01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:57,182 - [Together] Money. 1444 01:13:57,515 --> 01:13:58,683 - Yeah. 1445 01:13:59,017 --> 01:13:59,601 - And if they get everyone hooked on Buzzz, 1446 01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:01,227 they'll control this town. 1447 01:14:01,561 --> 01:14:03,229 That's why you've got to get out there and warn people. 1448 01:14:03,563 --> 01:14:05,231 Stop that surf contest before it's too late. 1449 01:14:05,565 --> 01:14:07,067 - [Together] Right. 1450 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:13,949 ♪ Here I come in my '56 1451 01:14:14,282 --> 01:14:17,452 ♪ We will ride a paid perfection 1452 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:19,204 ♪ With a custom engine clean 1453 01:14:19,537 --> 01:14:22,207 ♪ Backward play 1454 01:14:22,540 --> 01:14:27,337 ♪ We were finally gonna call a high ride team 1455 01:14:38,056 --> 01:14:38,890 - What's going on Chief? 1456 01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:40,058 I thought the beach was supposed to be closed. 1457 01:14:40,392 --> 01:14:40,976 - Take a hike Beaker, I'm busy. 1458 01:14:41,309 --> 01:14:43,186 - Hey but this is an emergency. 1459 01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,230 Our dads Colas might be making people weird. 1460 01:14:45,563 --> 01:14:47,774 - Your dads are too busy making payoffs to be making Cola. 1461 01:14:48,108 --> 01:14:49,067 They got everybody in on the take, 1462 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:51,069 so that you idiots can have a surf contest 1463 01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:53,029 and they can make a killing. 1464 01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:53,989 Hey look, my hands are tied. 1465 01:14:54,322 --> 01:14:55,323 I can't do anything about this. 1466 01:14:55,657 --> 01:14:58,076 Besides, I already lost most of my men. 1467 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,036 You want to see something weird? 1468 01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:01,329 Take a look at what I got left. 1469 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:02,914 Here, file these. 1470 01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:07,210 Jesus. 1471 01:15:07,544 --> 01:15:09,004 You want to make a complaint? 1472 01:15:09,337 --> 01:15:11,089 Take it up with the town council. 1473 01:15:11,423 --> 01:15:13,091 - I'm sorry but you people aren't understanding anything. 1474 01:15:13,425 --> 01:15:15,427 We are in the middle of a crisis. 1475 01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:17,178 We gotta keep the beaches closed until we figure out, 1476 01:15:17,512 --> 01:15:19,723 you know, what's, you know, behind all this. 1477 01:15:20,056 --> 01:15:21,558 - Absolutely. 1478 01:15:21,891 --> 01:15:23,184 (applauds) 1479 01:15:23,518 --> 01:15:24,894 You were brilliant darling, brilliant. 1480 01:15:25,228 --> 01:15:27,939 - Look O'Finlay, we know you're upset. 1481 01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:30,525 I mean, I would be too, if my kids were running around town 1482 01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:33,069 and eating garbage and sucking on dead fish. 1483 01:15:33,403 --> 01:15:35,947 - But that's no reason to close the beach 1484 01:15:36,281 --> 01:15:37,699 and lose our businesses. 1485 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:38,867 Can you relate? 1486 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:40,660 - What about my poor Big Head? 1487 01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:41,870 - Put a bag on it. 1488 01:15:42,203 --> 01:15:43,580 - Put two bags on it. 1489 01:15:43,913 --> 01:15:44,372 (laughs) 1490 01:15:44,706 --> 01:15:45,790 - That's funny. 1491 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:52,297 - Point of order, point of order, we must have order. 1492 01:15:54,883 --> 01:15:57,927 In the meantime, I recommend we all settle down 1493 01:15:58,261 --> 01:16:00,138 and have another drink. 1494 01:16:01,347 --> 01:16:04,059 - I'll have two Bud beers here, two. 1495 01:16:04,392 --> 01:16:05,769 - What's the matter? 1496 01:16:06,102 --> 01:16:07,270 - Nothing. 1497 01:16:07,604 --> 01:16:10,190 It's the sun, it's too bright for my eyes. 1498 01:16:10,523 --> 01:16:11,649 - But we're inside. 1499 01:16:11,983 --> 01:16:13,943 - Jeez, you should learn to relax. 1500 01:16:14,277 --> 01:16:15,153 You look terrible. 1501 01:16:15,487 --> 01:16:16,237 - Oh my God. 1502 01:16:17,197 --> 01:16:18,031 It's happening. 1503 01:16:18,364 --> 01:16:19,616 - [Female] Hey, cheers. 1504 01:16:19,949 --> 01:16:21,326 - [Male] Hey, where's that Budweiser's at? 1505 01:16:21,659 --> 01:16:22,118 - [Male] Let's go, 1506 01:16:22,452 --> 01:16:23,369 - Hold it. 1507 01:16:23,703 --> 01:16:24,621 Hold it. 1508 01:16:24,954 --> 01:16:25,663 May I say something? 1509 01:16:25,997 --> 01:16:27,290 - No. 1510 01:16:27,624 --> 01:16:30,251 - As you all know, I teach science at the local high school. 1511 01:16:30,585 --> 01:16:31,086 - Yes he does. 1512 01:16:31,419 --> 01:16:32,128 (applause) 1513 01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:33,004 - A big deal! 1514 01:16:33,338 --> 01:16:34,130 - Take a hike! 1515 01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:35,673 - Thank you. 1516 01:16:36,007 --> 01:16:39,552 Last night, a few of my students, my kids, your kids, 1517 01:16:41,179 --> 01:16:43,848 our kids, came to me with a pretty far out story. 1518 01:16:44,182 --> 01:16:45,183 So I did some scientific tests 1519 01:16:45,517 --> 01:16:48,978 and what they claim may very well be true. 1520 01:16:49,312 --> 01:16:53,024 This Cola maybe causing very serious physiological damage. 1521 01:16:53,358 --> 01:16:54,067 - That's right. 1522 01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:54,859 - That's right. 1523 01:16:55,193 --> 01:16:55,652 - That's very good. 1524 01:16:55,985 --> 01:16:56,444 - That's right. 1525 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:57,237 - Bravo. 1526 01:16:57,570 --> 01:16:58,196 - Yeah. 1527 01:16:58,530 --> 01:16:59,239 - Like what? 1528 01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:00,824 - I didn't wanna say it, Bob's dad. 1529 01:17:01,157 --> 01:17:05,078 But this Cola may be turning your kids into zombies. 1530 01:17:05,954 --> 01:17:06,788 - Oh, honey. 1531 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:08,081 - What a dork. 1532 01:17:09,624 --> 01:17:10,208 - Drink some. 1533 01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:11,000 - Hold it! 1534 01:17:11,334 --> 01:17:12,627 Hold on. 1535 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:13,962 Now we've heard about this ridiculous theory of yours, 1536 01:17:14,295 --> 01:17:15,588 Beaker and I just want you to know, 1537 01:17:15,922 --> 01:17:18,550 we think you're full of shit. 1538 01:17:18,883 --> 01:17:19,467 - Don't! 1539 01:17:36,985 --> 01:17:37,610 This is Cola. 1540 01:17:37,944 --> 01:17:38,444 - He's bright. 1541 01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:39,237 - [Dad] on shit. 1542 01:17:39,571 --> 01:17:40,029 - Very bright. 1543 01:17:40,363 --> 01:17:41,281 - Duh. 1544 01:17:41,614 --> 01:17:42,115 - What did you expect, motor oil? 1545 01:17:42,448 --> 01:17:43,241 - [Female] Yes. 1546 01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:45,201 (laughs) 1547 01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:51,666 - Well, I think we can all see why our esteemed Mr. Beaker 1548 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,586 has settled on teaching high school science as a career, 1549 01:17:54,919 --> 01:17:57,964 instead of having a respectable job like the rest of us. 1550 01:17:58,298 --> 01:18:00,258 Come on Beaker, turn on the porch light pal. 1551 01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:02,343 Buzzz Cola isn't hurting anybody. 1552 01:18:02,677 --> 01:18:04,554 I mean, sure it's not that healthy, but I mean, 1553 01:18:04,888 --> 01:18:06,472 Christ, neither is that other crappy Cola 1554 01:18:06,806 --> 01:18:08,349 they're putting on the shelves, you know. 1555 01:18:08,683 --> 01:18:09,976 - He's right. 1556 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:13,104 If you're worried about your kids, lock them up, beat them. 1557 01:18:13,438 --> 01:18:14,439 Do anything you damn well please. 1558 01:18:14,772 --> 01:18:16,691 But for Christ's sake, don't stop innocent kids 1559 01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,484 from drinking Cola and surfing. 1560 01:18:18,818 --> 01:18:20,028 It's the American way. 1561 01:18:20,361 --> 01:18:21,696 - [Male] Absolutely. 1562 01:18:22,947 --> 01:18:25,366 - Surfing's built this town. 1563 01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:28,119 It's damn near built this country. 1564 01:18:28,453 --> 01:18:31,080 - Beautiful man, just beautiful. 1565 01:18:32,373 --> 01:18:33,333 - This is soda. 1566 01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:42,383 - It's good. 1567 01:18:42,717 --> 01:18:44,010 - It's all settled. 1568 01:18:44,344 --> 01:18:45,470 The contest is on. 1569 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:51,434 - Buzzz. 1570 01:18:51,768 --> 01:18:53,019 - Hah, what do you think O'Finlay. 1571 01:18:53,353 --> 01:18:57,232 - You're both so full of bullshit, you and your Cola. 1572 01:18:57,565 --> 01:18:59,067 You wanna know something? 1573 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:00,485 - Yeah, all the way to the bank O'Finlay, 1574 01:19:00,818 --> 01:19:01,778 all the way to the bank. 1575 01:19:02,111 --> 01:19:03,071 This soda is. 1576 01:19:03,404 --> 01:19:04,739 See this, I've gotta speak the language 1577 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:05,990 that you guys are gonna understand, right. 1578 01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:07,408 - Ho, ho, ho, hold on, hold on, O'Finlay, 1579 01:19:07,742 --> 01:19:08,826 let's be a little rational. 1580 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,370 Let's not be irrational. 1581 01:19:10,703 --> 01:19:11,871 - Now what? 1582 01:19:12,205 --> 01:19:13,248 - We're screwed. 1583 01:19:13,581 --> 01:19:17,919 - Please, you guys tell me, do I look any better now? 1584 01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:20,213 (screams) 1585 01:19:21,756 --> 01:19:22,465 - Uh-oh. 1586 01:19:25,051 --> 01:19:26,928 - [Male] Oh this is war. 1587 01:19:35,687 --> 01:19:38,564 - [Male] What is wrong with you all? 1588 01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:48,283 - What time is it? 1589 01:19:48,616 --> 01:19:50,493 - It's 11 o'clock. 1590 01:19:50,827 --> 01:19:52,078 - I don't understand. 1591 01:19:52,412 --> 01:19:54,580 - I'm sorry, it is 11 o'clock. 1592 01:19:56,165 --> 01:19:58,960 - No, it should've happened hours ago and it didn't. 1593 01:19:59,294 --> 01:20:01,004 - Oh no, 11 o'clock only happens twice a day 1594 01:20:01,337 --> 01:20:01,796 in these parts. 1595 01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:03,381 (laughs) 1596 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:04,590 - Oh my God. 1597 01:20:04,924 --> 01:20:07,093 The surf contest has started. 1598 01:20:07,427 --> 01:20:07,969 - [Chuck] Whoa. 1599 01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:08,761 Hey look. 1600 01:20:09,095 --> 01:20:10,013 That's the girls. 1601 01:20:10,346 --> 01:20:11,306 Wow. 1602 01:20:11,639 --> 01:20:13,057 I didn't even know they could surf. 1603 01:20:13,391 --> 01:20:14,392 - [Bob] No, they look weird. 1604 01:20:14,726 --> 01:20:15,435 Look at Lindy, what's she doing to that guy? 1605 01:20:15,768 --> 01:20:18,855 - Oh, boys, Chuck, Bob, Bob, Chuck. 1606 01:20:19,188 --> 01:20:19,939 I've got it. 1607 01:20:21,649 --> 01:20:23,276 Look at this. 1608 01:20:23,609 --> 01:20:24,068 - What is it? 1609 01:20:24,402 --> 01:20:25,278 - I don't know. 1610 01:20:25,611 --> 01:20:27,280 But I think this has something to do 1611 01:20:27,613 --> 01:20:28,781 with what's happening out there. 1612 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:31,409 - [Chuck] Smells like tar. 1613 01:20:31,743 --> 01:20:34,037 - [Together] This must be the formula to Buzzz Cola. 1614 01:20:34,370 --> 01:20:35,330 - Terrific. 1615 01:20:35,663 --> 01:20:37,540 Now all we have to do, is find out 1616 01:20:37,874 --> 01:20:40,251 who this Menlo Schwartzer character is 1617 01:20:40,585 --> 01:20:42,879 and force him to reverse the process. 1618 01:20:43,212 --> 01:20:44,380 - Schwartzer? 1619 01:20:44,714 --> 01:20:46,591 Isn't that, that guy you showed up with at the theater 1620 01:20:46,924 --> 01:20:48,092 the other night? 1621 01:20:50,470 --> 01:20:52,347 - Menlo Schwartzer was a genius. 1622 01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:54,265 A brilliant chemist. 1623 01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:55,725 Talk about having it all. 1624 01:20:56,059 --> 01:20:57,268 He was short, ugly, near-sighted 1625 01:20:57,602 --> 01:20:59,395 and carried a slide rule. 1626 01:20:59,729 --> 01:21:01,397 Then, one day a group of surfers 1627 01:21:01,731 --> 01:21:03,900 played a cruel practical joke on him. 1628 01:21:04,233 --> 01:21:06,444 They put some chemicals into his soda at lunch. 1629 01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:07,820 I don't know what it was. 1630 01:21:08,154 --> 01:21:09,781 But it changed him. 1631 01:21:10,114 --> 01:21:14,660 Ever since then, the only thing he thought about is revenge. 1632 01:21:14,994 --> 01:21:16,204 I ought to know, 1633 01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:19,957 I was his girlfriend. 1634 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,086 - That's impossible. 1635 01:21:23,419 --> 01:21:24,587 The only girl Schwartzer ever hung around with, 1636 01:21:24,921 --> 01:21:28,800 was Florinda Budnick, nerdiest girl in the school. 1637 01:21:31,177 --> 01:21:33,429 - [Together] Florinda Budnick! 1638 01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:38,142 - That's the way I looked until Bunny, 1639 01:21:38,476 --> 01:21:41,145 I mean Menlo, discovered a way to make me beautiful. 1640 01:21:41,479 --> 01:21:42,438 And that's the way I'll look again 1641 01:21:42,772 --> 01:21:44,941 unless he gives me my treatments. 1642 01:21:45,274 --> 01:21:46,692 That's why I had to help him. 1643 01:21:47,026 --> 01:21:50,071 And why I've been so afraid to tell you the truth. 1644 01:21:50,405 --> 01:21:51,697 - It's too late to worry about that now. 1645 01:21:52,031 --> 01:21:52,782 You boys have got to get out there 1646 01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:54,409 and win that surf contest, 1647 01:21:54,742 --> 01:21:58,121 while we figure out a way to stop Schwartzer. 1648 01:21:59,122 --> 01:22:01,791 ("Hawaii Five-0") 1649 01:22:36,409 --> 01:22:37,410 - In the bag. 1650 01:22:38,369 --> 01:22:39,454 - Satin sheets. 1651 01:22:39,787 --> 01:22:40,496 Monogram ties. 1652 01:22:42,373 --> 01:22:46,878 Two ounces of the best damn Peruvian flake money can buy. 1653 01:22:47,211 --> 01:22:48,379 - Excuse me pop. 1654 01:22:49,589 --> 01:22:50,173 - Hey. 1655 01:22:50,506 --> 01:22:50,965 - Hey. 1656 01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:51,757 - Hey. 1657 01:22:52,091 --> 01:22:53,259 - [Dads] Hey. 1658 01:22:53,593 --> 01:22:54,218 (gunshot) 1659 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:55,761 - Hey, hey, stop those kids. 1660 01:22:56,095 --> 01:22:57,513 - But aren't those your boys? 1661 01:22:57,847 --> 01:22:59,474 - Yeah, sure but. 1662 01:22:59,807 --> 01:23:00,349 - They just ate. 1663 01:23:00,683 --> 01:23:01,726 - Sure, that's it. 1664 01:23:02,059 --> 01:23:05,438 - Too soon for them to go in the water. (upbeat music) 1665 01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:20,620 ♪ Teacher doesn't understand 1666 01:23:20,953 --> 01:23:23,372 ♪ Just how dangerous I am 1667 01:23:23,706 --> 01:23:24,999 - Hey, Jocko! 1668 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:29,712 ♪ I need a break, from the world 1669 01:23:30,046 --> 01:23:33,883 ♪ I need something I can taste 1670 01:23:34,217 --> 01:23:36,886 ♪ In case you call my human race 1671 01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:38,429 ♪ I need money 1672 01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:39,555 ♪ I need it bad 1673 01:23:39,889 --> 01:23:41,307 - Hey, sweetheart. 1674 01:23:43,434 --> 01:23:46,437 ♪ I do such terrible things 1675 01:23:46,771 --> 01:23:47,396 ♪ I get real crazy 1676 01:23:47,730 --> 01:23:49,482 ♪ And I make your skin cold 1677 01:23:49,815 --> 01:23:50,483 ♪ Hold me back 1678 01:23:50,816 --> 01:23:52,193 ♪ Oh won't you hold me back 1679 01:23:52,527 --> 01:23:53,569 ♪ I could be violent 1680 01:23:53,903 --> 01:23:54,362 - Whoa! 1681 01:23:54,695 --> 01:23:55,905 ♪ Hold me back 1682 01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:58,115 ♪ I feel another attack 1683 01:23:58,449 --> 01:24:00,326 ♪ Doing to you the same 1684 01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:01,285 ♪ Hold me back 1685 01:24:01,619 --> 01:24:03,079 ♪ Oh won't you hold me back 1686 01:24:03,412 --> 01:24:04,330 ♪ Hold me back 1687 01:24:04,664 --> 01:24:06,249 ♪ Oh won't you hold me back 1688 01:24:06,582 --> 01:24:07,375 ♪ Hold me back 1689 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:11,170 ♪ I want you to hold me back 1690 01:24:33,109 --> 01:24:33,859 ♪ Hold me back 1691 01:24:34,193 --> 01:24:35,987 ♪ Oh won't you hold me back 1692 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:36,988 ♪ Hold me back 1693 01:24:37,321 --> 01:24:37,780 - No. 1694 01:24:38,114 --> 01:24:39,657 - He's in trouble. 1695 01:24:47,331 --> 01:24:48,457 - You know where you're going? 1696 01:24:48,791 --> 01:24:49,834 - Sure, sure, trust me. 1697 01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:52,670 I come here all the time. 1698 01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:53,588 - Wow. 1699 01:24:53,921 --> 01:24:55,047 He's weird. 1700 01:24:55,381 --> 01:24:55,965 - Yeah. 1701 01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:57,967 You can't stay here. 1702 01:24:58,301 --> 01:24:58,884 - No. 1703 01:24:59,218 --> 01:25:01,137 I'll have to deal with him. 1704 01:25:02,805 --> 01:25:03,389 (pole falls) 1705 01:25:03,723 --> 01:25:04,181 - What's that? 1706 01:25:04,515 --> 01:25:04,974 - Punks. 1707 01:25:05,308 --> 01:25:06,392 They're coming this way. 1708 01:25:06,726 --> 01:25:08,519 (shouts) 1709 01:25:08,853 --> 01:25:10,146 - Bow, bow! 1710 01:25:10,479 --> 01:25:11,063 - Oh shit. 1711 01:25:15,943 --> 01:25:17,820 - Let's get outta here. 1712 01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:20,114 (screams) 1713 01:25:27,622 --> 01:25:29,540 - Mr. Menlo. Schwartzer. 1714 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,919 So you're the mad genius behind all this. 1715 01:25:34,253 --> 01:25:35,546 - Given all the evidence, 1716 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:36,797 I think even an egg plant could have figured that out. 1717 01:25:37,131 --> 01:25:38,090 But I gotta give you credit, 1718 01:25:38,424 --> 01:25:39,008 you were the first one to find me. 1719 01:25:39,342 --> 01:25:40,635 You know you're pretty smart 1720 01:25:40,968 --> 01:25:41,510 for a high school science teacher, Beaker, old buddy. 1721 01:25:41,844 --> 01:25:43,429 But that's not saying much. 1722 01:25:43,763 --> 01:25:45,181 Okay, you guys, take them away. 1723 01:25:45,514 --> 01:25:48,100 We'll save them for later. 1724 01:25:48,434 --> 01:25:50,728 Save it, sweetie, there's lots more to come. 1725 01:25:51,062 --> 01:25:51,854 The rest of you guys, get back out there. 1726 01:25:52,188 --> 01:25:53,939 Get back to the contest. 1727 01:25:56,484 --> 01:25:58,736 (crowd cheers) 1728 01:26:07,453 --> 01:26:09,664 - I'm gonna beat that kid like I don't know him. 1729 01:26:09,997 --> 01:26:11,707 (whistles) 1730 01:26:12,041 --> 01:26:14,460 ♪ Teacher doesn't understand 1731 01:26:14,794 --> 01:26:18,756 ♪ Just how dangerous I am 1732 01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:19,840 ♪ I need a break 1733 01:26:20,174 --> 01:26:21,634 ♪ From the world 1734 01:26:21,967 --> 01:26:22,843 ♪ I meant whatever 1735 01:26:23,177 --> 01:26:24,679 ♪ I need it good 1736 01:26:25,012 --> 01:26:27,682 ♪ I need something I can taste 1737 01:26:28,015 --> 01:26:30,935 ♪ And if the taste is from a human race 1738 01:26:31,268 --> 01:26:31,894 ♪ I need money 1739 01:26:32,228 --> 01:26:33,771 ♪ I need it bad 1740 01:26:34,105 --> 01:26:34,980 ♪ If I don't have it 1741 01:26:35,314 --> 01:26:36,565 ♪ I'll get mad 1742 01:26:36,899 --> 01:26:38,609 ♪ And when I'm mad I do some 1743 01:26:38,943 --> 01:26:40,194 - We're fucked, can you relate? 1744 01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,362 ♪ I get real crazy 1745 01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:43,406 ♪ And I make girls insane 1746 01:26:43,739 --> 01:26:44,365 ♪ Hold me back 1747 01:26:44,699 --> 01:26:45,866 ♪ Oh won't you hold me back 1748 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:48,661 ♪ I could be violent anytime 1749 01:26:48,994 --> 01:26:49,620 ♪ Hold me back 1750 01:26:49,954 --> 01:26:51,622 ♪ I feel another attack 1751 01:26:51,956 --> 01:26:54,125 ♪ Going deep insane 1752 01:26:54,458 --> 01:26:55,084 ♪ Hold me back 1753 01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:56,877 ♪ Oh won't you hold me back 1754 01:26:57,211 --> 01:26:57,795 ♪ Hold me back 1755 01:26:58,129 --> 01:26:58,754 (crowd cheers) 1756 01:26:59,088 --> 01:27:00,923 (applause) 1757 01:27:03,801 --> 01:27:05,970 (whistles) 1758 01:27:08,305 --> 01:27:08,973 - Hey! 1759 01:27:09,306 --> 01:27:09,890 Hey! 1760 01:27:11,350 --> 01:27:14,228 Now everybody witness, this is important. 1761 01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:16,272 - There's a geek out there, under those waves 1762 01:27:16,605 --> 01:27:18,607 and he's trying to fully control the coast. 1763 01:27:18,941 --> 01:27:21,068 - Yeah and he's doing it with the help of two bogus 1764 01:27:21,402 --> 01:27:23,279 businessmen, our fathers. 1765 01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:28,826 - Hey! 1766 01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:35,708 - [Female] Leave them alone, what are you doing? (screams) 1767 01:27:42,131 --> 01:27:42,840 - Ow. 1768 01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:49,472 Bob! 1769 01:27:55,186 --> 01:27:57,730 (dramatic music) 1770 01:28:03,819 --> 01:28:05,237 - Thanks guys, I know we could count on you. 1771 01:28:05,571 --> 01:28:09,325 - But isn't this taking it a little bit too far? 1772 01:28:22,588 --> 01:28:24,799 - Anybody care for a sodi pop? 1773 01:28:25,132 --> 01:28:26,050 - What in hells going on here Schwartzer? 1774 01:28:26,383 --> 01:28:27,551 Have you lost all your marbles? 1775 01:28:27,885 --> 01:28:29,178 - No, but you're about to lose yours. 1776 01:28:29,512 --> 01:28:31,055 And that's just for starters, boobies. 1777 01:28:31,388 --> 01:28:32,681 You knuckleheads are about to get the royal treatment. 1778 01:28:33,015 --> 01:28:34,809 - You'll never get away with this, you schmohead. 1779 01:28:35,142 --> 01:28:38,729 - Give it to them guys, give them the works. 1780 01:29:06,340 --> 01:29:07,758 That should about do it. 1781 01:29:08,092 --> 01:29:10,386 And now ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your approval. 1782 01:29:10,719 --> 01:29:12,763 No, no, I'm not gonna tell you, that'll spoil the surprise. 1783 01:29:13,097 --> 01:29:13,556 Okay, clamp them in fellas. 1784 01:29:13,889 --> 01:29:14,431 Put them in there. 1785 01:29:14,765 --> 01:29:15,891 Get them good, yeah. 1786 01:29:16,225 --> 01:29:16,809 Yeah. 1787 01:29:20,104 --> 01:29:21,897 - Bunny, that's enough. 1788 01:29:22,231 --> 01:29:22,690 - Enough! 1789 01:29:23,023 --> 01:29:23,732 Why, I just started. 1790 01:29:24,066 --> 01:29:25,025 - Please stop. 1791 01:29:25,359 --> 01:29:26,026 Before it's too late. 1792 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:27,111 - Too late, that's rich. 1793 01:29:27,444 --> 01:29:28,696 It's already too late. 1794 01:29:29,029 --> 01:29:29,864 What time is it? 1795 01:29:30,197 --> 01:29:31,740 Oh, it's about a quarter, nevermind that. 1796 01:29:32,074 --> 01:29:32,908 See what I told you. 1797 01:29:33,242 --> 01:29:34,785 There's no hope for these slogs. 1798 01:29:35,119 --> 01:29:39,415 - Please, Bunny, for me, I'll come back to you. 1799 01:29:39,748 --> 01:29:41,083 I'll make you happy. 1800 01:29:42,376 --> 01:29:44,837 My treatments don't seem to wear off anymore. 1801 01:29:45,170 --> 01:29:45,796 - Bow, bow. 1802 01:29:46,797 --> 01:29:47,840 - I'll give you children. 1803 01:29:48,173 --> 01:29:49,091 - No, it's too late for that. 1804 01:29:49,425 --> 01:29:50,968 That might've worked once, but not again. 1805 01:29:51,302 --> 01:29:52,761 I used to want to be like the other kids, you know. 1806 01:29:53,095 --> 01:29:54,013 I wanted to be a surfer. 1807 01:29:54,346 --> 01:29:56,599 I wanted to be hip and bitchy and gnarly. 1808 01:29:56,932 --> 01:29:57,850 But that's over now. 1809 01:29:58,183 --> 01:29:58,934 It all ended one miserable afternoon. 1810 01:29:59,268 --> 01:30:02,104 I was having an innocent soda and they spiked it. 1811 01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,064 And you know with what? 1812 01:30:06,275 --> 01:30:08,777 With a powerful reverse sex hormone. 1813 01:30:09,111 --> 01:30:09,778 Do you know what it's like to be the only guy 1814 01:30:10,112 --> 01:30:12,740 on the beach with tits, it's miserable. 1815 01:30:13,073 --> 01:30:14,950 (laughs) 1816 01:30:16,785 --> 01:30:19,455 Yeah, go ahead, laugh it up, you guys, you're next. 1817 01:30:19,788 --> 01:30:21,373 - [Big Head] Bow, wow. 1818 01:30:25,169 --> 01:30:26,337 - Stop that rhinoceros. 1819 01:30:26,670 --> 01:30:27,254 His ruining my lab. 1820 01:30:27,588 --> 01:30:29,924 Go get him fellas, go after him. 1821 01:30:46,023 --> 01:30:47,983 Get him, don't let him ruin my lab. 1822 01:30:48,317 --> 01:30:49,985 Don't let him, get him. 1823 01:30:52,863 --> 01:30:54,949 Sparkle stop, Sparkle, please get me outta here. 1824 01:30:55,282 --> 01:30:56,909 Elroy, turn off the door. 1825 01:30:57,242 --> 01:30:57,952 Let me go, no, please. 1826 01:30:58,285 --> 01:30:59,745 Stop calling me Bunny. 1827 01:31:00,788 --> 01:31:03,207 (upbeat music) 1828 01:31:29,984 --> 01:31:30,567 - Hold on! 1829 01:31:30,901 --> 01:31:32,861 (screams) 1830 01:31:34,113 --> 01:31:36,532 - [Male] I need another pair of shoes. 1831 01:31:36,865 --> 01:31:38,951 (explodes) 1832 01:31:39,868 --> 01:31:41,996 (screams) 1833 01:32:01,098 --> 01:32:04,184 ♪ When I was a young boy 1834 01:32:04,518 --> 01:32:07,980 ♪ I wanted to sail round the world 1835 01:32:08,313 --> 01:32:11,483 ♪ That's the life for me 1836 01:32:11,817 --> 01:32:14,945 ♪ Living on the sea 1837 01:32:15,279 --> 01:32:18,198 ♪ Spirit of a sailor 1838 01:32:18,532 --> 01:32:22,286 ♪ Circumnavigates the globe 1839 01:32:22,619 --> 01:32:25,831 ♪ The lust of a pioneer 1840 01:32:26,165 --> 01:32:29,543 ♪ Will acknowledge no frontier 1841 01:32:29,877 --> 01:32:34,631 ♪ I remember you by, thunderclap in the sky 1842 01:32:37,259 --> 01:32:40,345 ♪ Lightning flash, tempers flare 1843 01:32:40,679 --> 01:32:44,141 ♪ 'Round the horn if you dare 1844 01:32:44,475 --> 01:32:47,436 ♪ I just spent six months in a leaky boat 1845 01:32:47,770 --> 01:32:51,106 ♪ Lucky just to keep afloat 1846 01:33:02,326 --> 01:33:04,286 (sirens) 1847 01:33:19,343 --> 01:33:20,385 - I'll get even, lemme go copper. 1848 01:33:20,719 --> 01:33:21,929 Lemme go. 1849 01:33:22,262 --> 01:33:23,013 What's your badge number? 1850 01:33:23,347 --> 01:33:24,139 I got friends on the force. 1851 01:33:24,473 --> 01:33:25,057 Lemme go. 1852 01:33:28,727 --> 01:33:29,603 - Oh, Bunny. 1853 01:33:32,189 --> 01:33:33,315 - You're all insane, I'll get you. 1854 01:33:33,649 --> 01:33:35,150 You haven't heard the last of Menlo Schwartzer. 1855 01:33:35,484 --> 01:33:36,193 I'll be back. 1856 01:33:36,527 --> 01:33:38,070 I swear, I'll be back. 1857 01:33:40,030 --> 01:33:44,034 - Those jerks with their crappy Cola ideas. 1858 01:33:44,368 --> 01:33:45,786 - [Mom] I'm sure they've learned their lessons. 1859 01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:47,287 - We can only hope. 1860 01:33:47,621 --> 01:33:49,623 At least we've got our men back. 1861 01:33:49,957 --> 01:33:50,999 - You said it. 1862 01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,460 (laughs) 1863 01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:54,628 - Wait a minute. 1864 01:33:54,962 --> 01:33:55,546 Our dads. 1865 01:33:57,047 --> 01:33:58,507 - I fully forgot. 1866 01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,634 They're still out there. 1867 01:34:08,433 --> 01:34:09,101 - Oh, wow. 1868 01:34:10,310 --> 01:34:10,978 - Oh, God. 1869 01:34:26,410 --> 01:34:27,119 - Whoa. 1870 01:34:29,788 --> 01:34:31,248 - What's the matter? 1871 01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:34,168 - We're all right. 1872 01:34:35,335 --> 01:34:37,129 - Very radical. 1873 01:34:37,462 --> 01:34:38,005 - Really. 1874 01:34:44,178 --> 01:34:45,220 - [DJ] Okay, this is Jed the fish, 1875 01:34:45,554 --> 01:34:47,931 on our favorite radio station. 1876 01:34:49,016 --> 01:34:49,683 - Ready! 1877 01:34:53,187 --> 01:34:54,521 - [Together] Sorry. 1878 01:34:55,647 --> 01:34:57,608 - All right, there we go! 1879 01:34:59,318 --> 01:35:00,235 All right! 1880 01:35:00,569 --> 01:35:01,069 Very good. 1881 01:35:01,403 --> 01:35:02,237 Very good. 1882 01:35:04,948 --> 01:35:09,119 - It's so wonderful to see you kids all back together again. 1883 01:35:09,453 --> 01:35:10,454 Love your heart. 1884 01:35:10,787 --> 01:35:11,330 Oh. 1885 01:35:12,539 --> 01:35:13,248 Honey. 1886 01:35:17,377 --> 01:35:18,212 - Oh. 1887 01:35:18,545 --> 01:35:19,129 - Oh. 1888 01:35:19,463 --> 01:35:20,964 (laughs) 1889 01:35:21,298 --> 01:35:24,927 - I wanted a fresh fish sandwich, but not this fresh. 1890 01:35:25,260 --> 01:35:27,179 (laughs) 1891 01:35:28,555 --> 01:35:30,933 - And a little less mayonnaise. 1892 01:35:31,266 --> 01:35:33,101 (laughs) 1893 01:35:34,436 --> 01:35:35,187 - You don't have to eat it, you know. 1894 01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:37,564 Besides, even Bess Myerson makes mistakes. 1895 01:35:37,898 --> 01:35:39,066 - Bunny, ow. 1896 01:35:39,399 --> 01:35:40,567 You've promised to be sweet. 1897 01:35:40,901 --> 01:35:43,987 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, it won't be long now, 1898 01:35:44,321 --> 01:35:46,156 until the effects of Buzzz Cola wear totally off 1899 01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:48,242 and everyone is just fab. 1900 01:35:48,575 --> 01:35:50,160 - Almost everyone. 1901 01:35:50,494 --> 01:35:51,411 - Yeah, I'm not so sure 1902 01:35:51,745 --> 01:35:53,789 about our two favorite bimbos over there. 1903 01:35:54,122 --> 01:35:56,708 - Hey, those are our festive dads. 1904 01:35:59,836 --> 01:36:01,421 - Girls, say Buzzz. 1905 01:36:04,424 --> 01:36:05,133 Beautiful. 1906 01:36:06,385 --> 01:36:08,303 - [Dads] Can you relate? 1907 01:36:10,639 --> 01:36:14,142 - [Male] All right now everyone, repeat after me. 1908 01:36:14,476 --> 01:36:15,060 Bitchin'. 1909 01:36:15,394 --> 01:36:15,852 - [Together] Bitchin'. 1910 01:36:16,186 --> 01:36:17,020 - [Male] Good. 1911 01:36:17,354 --> 01:36:17,813 Gnarly. 1912 01:36:18,146 --> 01:36:19,856 - [Together] Gnarly. 1913 01:36:20,190 --> 01:36:20,649 - [Big Head] Bow, bow. 1914 01:36:20,983 --> 01:36:22,067 - [Together] Bow, bow. 1915 01:36:22,401 --> 01:36:23,193 - [Male] Franky Avalon. 1916 01:36:23,527 --> 01:36:25,362 - [Together] Franky Avalon. 1917 01:36:25,696 --> 01:36:29,241 - [Male] Good, how about Steve Player. 1918 01:36:29,574 --> 01:36:30,909 - [Together] Steve Player. 1919 01:36:31,243 --> 01:36:31,702 - [Big Head] Bow, bow. 1920 01:36:32,035 --> 01:36:33,245 [Together] Bow, bow. 1921 01:36:33,578 --> 01:36:36,540 - [Male] How about, Anette Bortucello. 1922 01:36:36,873 --> 01:36:38,667 [Together] Anette Bortucello. 1923 01:36:39,001 --> 01:36:40,669 ♪ Ship-wrecked love can be cruel 1924 01:36:41,003 --> 01:36:44,089 ♪ Don't be fooled by her kind 1925 01:36:44,423 --> 01:36:47,467 ♪ There's a wind in my sails 1926 01:36:47,801 --> 01:36:51,263 ♪ Will protect and prevail 1927 01:36:51,596 --> 01:36:55,350 ♪ I just spent six months in a leaky boat 1928 01:36:55,684 --> 01:36:58,895 ♪ Nothing to it leaky boat 1929 01:37:11,158 --> 01:37:16,038 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 1930 01:37:20,459 --> 01:37:23,086 ♪ Well, did I tell you before when I was up? 1931 01:37:23,420 --> 01:37:26,381 ♪ Anxiety was bringing me down 1932 01:37:26,715 --> 01:37:29,426 ♪ I'm tired of listening to you talking in rhymes 1933 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:30,969 ♪ Twisting around to make me think 1934 01:37:31,303 --> 01:37:33,430 ♪ You're straight down the line 1935 01:37:33,764 --> 01:37:38,393 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1936 01:37:38,727 --> 01:37:40,228 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1937 01:37:40,562 --> 01:37:45,359 ♪ All you do to me is, talk, talk 1938 01:37:46,318 --> 01:37:47,235 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1939 01:37:47,569 --> 01:37:52,366 ♪ All you do to me is, talk, talk 1940 01:37:55,994 --> 01:37:59,414 ♪ If every sign that I see is complete 1941 01:37:59,748 --> 01:38:02,376 ♪ Then I'm a fool in your game 1942 01:38:02,709 --> 01:38:05,295 ♪ And all you want to do is tell me your lies 1943 01:38:05,629 --> 01:38:09,216 ♪ Won't you show the other side, you're just wasting my time 1944 01:38:09,549 --> 01:38:14,137 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1945 01:38:14,471 --> 01:38:16,306 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1946 01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:21,269 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1947 01:38:21,603 --> 01:38:23,313 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1948 01:38:23,647 --> 01:38:27,526 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1949 01:38:43,291 --> 01:38:45,502 ♪ When every choice that I make is yours 1950 01:38:45,836 --> 01:38:49,089 ♪ Keep telling me what's right and what's wrong 1951 01:38:49,423 --> 01:38:52,259 ♪ Don't you ever stop to think about me 1952 01:38:52,592 --> 01:38:56,888 ♪ I'm not that blind to see that you've been cheating on me 1953 01:38:57,222 --> 01:39:00,434 ♪ You're laughing at me when I'm up 1954 01:39:00,767 --> 01:39:03,353 ♪ I see you when you're crying for me when I'm down 1955 01:39:03,687 --> 01:39:07,441 ♪ I see you when you're laughing at me when I'm up 1956 01:39:07,774 --> 01:39:10,318 ♪ I see you when you're crying for me 1957 01:39:10,652 --> 01:39:14,906 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1958 01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:17,159 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1959 01:39:17,492 --> 01:39:22,289 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1960 01:39:23,248 --> 01:39:24,416 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1961 01:39:24,749 --> 01:39:29,421 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1962 01:39:29,754 --> 01:39:31,548 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1963 01:39:31,882 --> 01:39:36,636 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1964 01:39:37,637 --> 01:39:38,722 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1965 01:39:39,055 --> 01:39:43,518 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1966 01:39:43,852 --> 01:39:45,812 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1967 01:39:46,146 --> 01:39:50,942 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 1968 01:39:51,902 --> 01:39:53,069 ♪ Talk, talk, talk, talk 1969 01:39:53,403 --> 01:39:56,323 ♪ All you do to me is talk, talk 124399

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