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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:03,837 - You owe me $50,000. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,048 - I don't have the money. Miltie has the money, man. 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,051 - [grunts] 4 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:10,302 - You owe Butchie money! 5 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,095 And now you got me on your fucking ass! 6 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:13,388 - Five months. - Five months? 7 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,723 - I can't believe it. I know. - Wow. 8 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:15,724 JAY LENO: Now, is it a boy or a girl? 9 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:16,767 - Judge threw your case out. 10 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:18,644 He ruled in favor of "Penthouse." 11 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,563 - They can't actually say that sluts don't get to decide 12 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:24,066 what happens to pictures of their body. 13 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:26,026 - What did you do? - I stole his safe, 14 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,528 which contained a certain video tape. 15 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,239 I really don't get why you're so mad. 16 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,365 It's porn. 17 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,117 - It is not porn, you asshole! Get out! 18 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,369 - Now give me the money. 19 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,870 You're pretty cocky for a guy 20 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,705 with a detonator strapped to his chest. 21 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:39,706 [laughter] 22 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,917 - You, son, are a loser. 23 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,085 - Well, you're a bad person. 24 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,754 - Maybe I am, but what about Pamela? 25 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:48,090 What did she do to deserve what you've done to her? 26 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:50,509 Is she a bad person? 27 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:55,764 [tense music] 28 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,684 ♪ ♪ 29 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,894 - Exactly. Totally, man. 30 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,271 That's the name of the game. 31 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,065 The bottom line is, we got to keep growing. 32 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,943 And it's so easy to repeat yourself, 33 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:10,279 but you can't be afraid of change. 34 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,200 - This album, there's all kinds of new sounds on there. 35 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,870 Industrial, techno, alternative. 36 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,289 - But in the end it's still us. 37 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:21,790 It's still rock and roll. 38 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,667 - Yeah. [cheers] 39 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,211 Basically, what we're trying to say is 40 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,422 this is '90s Crue. 41 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,299 [cheers] 42 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,758 RIKI RACHTMAN: What do you say? You want a taste? 43 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,344 [crowd cheers] 44 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,389 [hard rock music] 45 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,974 - Yeah! 46 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:45,439 ♪ ♪ 47 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,527 - ♪ Yeah ♪ 48 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,240 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 49 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:07,419 ♪ Another brick in the wall ♪ 50 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:11,006 ♪ Another cat to call ♪ 51 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:14,843 ♪ Another ticket tonight ♪ 52 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:18,055 ♪ Another dog in the fight ♪ 53 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:24,936 ♪ Mirror on the wall ♪ 54 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,731 ♪ Mascara stare ♪ 55 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:32,194 ♪ And lipstick on her eyes ♪ 56 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,821 ♪ Drop down in tears ♪ 57 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:39,159 ♪ She wants to cry ♪ 58 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,788 ♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 59 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,375 ♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 60 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,961 ♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 61 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:55,592 ♪ She says, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 62 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,595 [cheers and applause] 63 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,230 - You're asking me what's in it for him? 64 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,482 CASTING ASSISTANT: I'm asking what's in it for you? 65 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:13,860 Is it the money? 66 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,698 - I'm with Gus because he sees the real me. 67 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,409 When he looks at me, he sees a full person, 68 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,244 not just a pair of gams to show off 69 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,496 to the fellas at Macambo. 70 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:25,914 CASTING ASSISTANT: I'll take your word for it. 71 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,874 - You don't have to take my word for it. 72 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,209 You just have to take your coat and hat 73 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,169 and get the hell out of my house. 74 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,296 CURTIS HANSON: Thank you. That was-- 75 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,215 that was great. 76 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,842 - Oh. [laughs] 77 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,885 Thank you. I'm--um, 78 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,679 is that all you need or-- 'cause I actually have been-- 79 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:41,888 CURTIS: Yep. - I can do it a ton of-- 80 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,932 - That was perfect. 81 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,560 - Okay. [chuckles] That's great. 82 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,686 Whoo! Okay. 83 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,604 Thank you, Curtis. Thanks so much. 84 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:50,689 - You're welcome. We'll be in touch. 85 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,065 PAM: Okay, great. That's-- 86 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,191 thank you for your time. 87 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,192 - Thank you. PAM: Thank you so much. 88 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,194 I appreciate it. 89 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:58,113 Oh, my gosh. 90 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,909 I'm sorry. 91 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,661 It's hard work being pregnant. 92 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:05,871 Thank you so much for your time. 93 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,581 I appreciate it. Bye. 94 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,624 Bye. - Have a great day. 95 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,001 PAM: It was quick. 96 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,627 I--I think I did well. I think I did well. 97 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,045 ROB: I have no doubt. 98 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,047 - Oh, and you told them how much I love the project? 99 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,049 You know--you know, how much I connect with the role? 100 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,718 - Multiple times. PAM: [sighs] 101 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,178 And they know I'll have the baby weight off? 102 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,971 - I made that abundantly clear. 103 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:26,558 - [sighing] Oh, God. 104 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,935 All right, so what's going on with the Bond spoof? 105 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,520 - Still trading calls--they definitely seem interested. 106 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,314 Mike Myers thought you were great. 107 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,857 - But you know, I can't-- I can't give a yes. 108 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,150 You know, not until I know about LA. 109 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,152 - Right, let's first have that problem. 110 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,487 PAM: I know. I know. 111 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:40,238 - On another subject, 112 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,907 I got another call from "Baywatch." 113 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,075 - Ugh. Rob-- 114 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:45,660 ROB: They're desperate to have you back. 115 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,786 We hold all the cards. 116 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,038 We can cut you an incredible deal. 117 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,873 - Listen, you know how I feel. 118 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:53,001 - I know. Just...giving you options. 119 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,628 That's my job. 120 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,755 - Listen, I am well aware that "Barb Wire" 121 00:04:56,755 --> 00:05:00,091 didn't exactly light the world on fire, but-- 122 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,551 [scoffs] One movie shouldn't 123 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,136 kill my entire film career. 124 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,180 - You're right. 125 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,724 One movie should not. 126 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,727 [tense music] 127 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:17,776 ♪ ♪ 128 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:22,489 - 2.7 million. 129 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,575 That's how many people are looking at those pictures. 130 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,040 Perverts, 131 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,544 casting directors... 132 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,757 Friends. 133 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:44,886 - Well, at least it can't get any worse. 134 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,889 [jazzy soul music] 135 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:52,894 ♪ ♪ 136 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,688 - That's $1,100. 137 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,650 Um...he'll have the last three next week. 138 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,117 I was hoping I could talk to you for a second. 139 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,870 - Uh-huh. 140 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,581 RAND: I've done, uh-- 141 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,125 I've done eight jobs for you. 142 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:19,296 Uh, I--I'd like to think I did a pretty 143 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:20,922 decent job, you know? 144 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,676 I know we're not square yet, but... 145 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:29,055 This work is-- 146 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:30,724 it's killing me. 147 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,642 I can't eat. 148 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,853 I can't sleep. 149 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:35,937 I have nightmares. 150 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,106 [stammering] I'm not cut out for this. 151 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,900 I'm not cut out for this, Mr. Peraino. 152 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:47,782 It is devouring my soul, and so, you know, if we could maybe 153 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,243 work out something else, I don't know, um-- 154 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,911 - Tell you what. 155 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,415 Give me 10 grand, 156 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,585 and I'll consider us even. 157 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,253 - 10 grand? 158 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,175 [jazzy Spanish song] 159 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:12,182 ♪ ♪ 160 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,939 [sobbing] 161 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,278 [indistinct chatter] 162 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,740 - Sounded great, man. Fucking tight. 163 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,909 - Dude, what time we got to be back here? 164 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,243 MANAGER: 6:30. 165 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,371 - That early? - To close? 166 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:35,497 - Hey, guys. 167 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,999 So listen, slight change of plans. 168 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,633 [phone ringing] 169 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,143 PAM: Hey, hello. - Hey, just talked to Curtis. 170 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,853 - And? ROB: He loved you. 171 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,106 He thought you were amazing, 172 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,775 but they are going in a different direction. 173 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:06,236 Honey, this is one of the most coveted roles in town. 174 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,572 Every major actress was throwing her hat in this ring. 175 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,158 - Oh, my God. 176 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,786 Uh, who got it? ROB: Kim Basinger. 177 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,705 Listen to me, there is zero shame 178 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,624 in losing out to Kim Basinger. 179 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:23,002 - All right, well, I guess I'm-- 180 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,630 I'm cl--I'm clear to do the Bond spoof. 181 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,424 - [sighs] 182 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,175 PAM: [sighs] What? 183 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,095 Oh, fuck! 184 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,852 TOMMY: They fucked us over. PAM: Tommy, wh-- 185 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,687 what are you doing back? 186 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,232 TOMMY: MTV, the fucking BMA people. 187 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:47,026 We were supposed to close the show and then, 188 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:49,362 out of nowhere, this producer chick's like, 189 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,281 "Oh, hey, by the way, we're shuffling things around. 190 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:52,490 You're on first." So we're like, 191 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,034 "We're the opener? Sure, no problem." 192 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,911 And she's like, "Well, no. Not exactly." 193 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,289 So we're like, "Okay, what do you mean?" 194 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,416 And she's like, "Well, fuck you." 195 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,918 Because it turns out we're not the opener, 196 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,336 we're the fucking pre-show. 197 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,756 Like, as in, before the thing starts. 198 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,717 They bumped us off the broadcast for fucking Beck. 199 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,427 So we're like, "Fuck that. 200 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,054 We're not some fucking warm-up act." 201 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,849 So the four of us just got up and fucking left. 202 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,229 But at least you don't have to get dressed tonight. 203 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,443 PAM: Shit, sorry, baby. 204 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,697 I didn't get the part. 205 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,908 - Huh? - [sighs] 206 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,284 "L.A. Confidential." 207 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,786 - [sighs] 208 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,287 Oh, shit. PAM: Yeah. 209 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:45,502 Or the stupid Bond spoof. 210 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,587 - Really? PAM: No. 211 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,172 No. 212 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,716 God, it's-- Ugh! 213 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:55,512 It's so stupid. [chuckles] 214 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:59,766 Oh, and you want to know who I, um--I lost out to? 215 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:04,020 - Who? - Elizabeth Hurley. 216 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,314 - Who the fuck is Elizabeth Hurley? 217 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,609 - That's what I said. - [scoffs] 218 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,736 Fuck Mike Myers. PAM: Yeah, it's not just him. 219 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,112 It's just--it's everybody. 220 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,365 It's everybody. It's-- 221 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,866 [sighs] This tape. 222 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,535 I'm a walking punchline. 223 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,330 - It's gonna die down. PAM: That is just exactly 224 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,833 what I keep telling myself, and then every time I do, 225 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,709 poom, something new comes along. 226 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,336 TOMMY: [quietly] Aw, babe. 227 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,507 Listen to me. 228 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,217 It has to die down. 229 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:40,181 It's fucking everywhere, in newspapers, magazines, TV. 230 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:43,893 There's no place left for it to go. 231 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,186 - [sighs] 232 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,523 [tense music] 233 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,526 [dial-up modem screeches] 234 00:10:56,781 --> 00:11:03,788 ♪ ♪ 235 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,459 [phone rings] 236 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,590 - Hello? 237 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,967 NIKKI: Have you seen this shit? 238 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:19,095 - Nikki? What shit? 239 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,972 NIKKI: Tommy, would you fucking plug it in? 240 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,600 TOMMY: It's in! Is this white box important? 241 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,059 What is this? NIKKI: That's the modem. 242 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,186 TOMMY: Address bar? 243 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,687 What the hell are you talking about? 244 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355 NIKKI: The white line at the top, Tommy. 245 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,274 No, it's just three Ws, okay? 246 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,234 It's not "W-W-W." 247 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,111 It's just three Ws. Just type it in like that. 248 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:39,282 Okay, it's the arrow that points back like, return. 249 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,326 TOMMY: Okay. It's loading. 250 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,119 [sighs] 251 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,497 Hold on. 252 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,249 [phone bangs onto floor] 253 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:58,885 PAM: Tommy, what are you doing? 254 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,701 TOMMY: [in video] How's it going? Look at you. 255 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,161 Look at you. Where you going? 256 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,038 PAM: [indistinct] TOMMY: Aw, that's sweet. 257 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,999 Come on. Hey. 258 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,668 Aw. 259 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,798 PAM: Ah! I am one lucky camper. 260 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,968 Whoo! Yes, naked. 261 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,886 TOMMY: You got it. All right, all right. 262 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,138 PAM: Ah! TOMMY: Whoo! 263 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,141 [intense music] 264 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:52,063 PAM: Whoo! TOMMY: Yeah, what's up, lover? 265 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,148 What's up, lover? 266 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,033 - I didn't order any pizza. 267 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,952 [taser crackles] [groans] 268 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,205 - Give me the fucking money, man. 269 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,331 PAM: [in video] Not as big as you. 270 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,959 TOMMY: Not as big as this. 271 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,836 Hey. 272 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,254 - What the fuck? 273 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,423 TOMMY: What's up, baby? 274 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,175 How's it going? Look at you. 275 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,260 - How is this... TOMMY: Look at you. 276 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,429 Where are you going? 277 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,597 - Playing... TOMMY: Come on. 278 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,641 - On your computer? 279 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:35,690 ♪ ♪ 280 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,987 Internet Entertainment Group? 281 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,321 KRYSTAL: Internet Entertainment Group? 282 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,240 - We're a technology/entertainment 283 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,491 company based out of Seattle, 284 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,201 and I'm down here in the valley for a few days 285 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,453 on a little scouting trip. 286 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,289 Good for you, Dan. - Rand. 287 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,458 - Good luck with your brilliant, 288 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,127 world-changing idea. 289 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,922 - You little fucker. 290 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,093 SANDY: I've been doing some digging. 291 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,887 It's a company out of Seattle. 292 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,847 They run a bunch of these camgirl sites. 293 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,183 Club Love is apparently the flagship. 294 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,476 PAM: Camgirl? SANDY: Yeah. 295 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,436 It's kind of like an online peep show. 296 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,480 You pay a subscription and you watch girls. 297 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,524 They, you know, disrobe and then they-- 298 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,902 they do things to themselves. 299 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:23,571 - Over the computer? - That's a thing? 300 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,698 - Yeah. It's huge. Big money in it. 301 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,617 - Wait. 302 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,203 So then why are they playing our tape for free? 303 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,998 - Can you think of better publicity? 304 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,375 - Don't tell me we're not suing these guys. 305 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,961 They're playing our tape, Pamela, for free. 306 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,588 Thousands of fucking people... 307 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,590 SANDY: Millions. - Are sitting there-- 308 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,967 - Millions. 309 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,764 - Millions. SANDY: The VHS tape, 310 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,391 that was a flu. 311 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,561 This is a plague. 312 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,772 - Happy birthday, Merry Christmas. 313 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,691 - Holy shit. 314 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,528 - And that's just in the first 24 hours. 315 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,280 - Has a video ever racked up that many views that fast? 316 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,450 - Has a video ever racked up that many views? 317 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,577 I mean, look, everybody has a spike... 318 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,372 EMPLOYEE: Hey, Seth! - But look at 10:00 p.m. 319 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,833 - This just came. 320 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,337 - They're suing us. 321 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,593 They're suing us! [laughing] 322 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,220 Fuck, yes! 323 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,848 Oh, Valerie. 324 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,309 Is this not the best day ever? [laughing] 325 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,354 We're being sued, baby! Fuck yeah! 326 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,605 Whoo! 327 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,025 [phone ringing] 328 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,694 - Seth Warshavsky's office. 329 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,571 - Yeah, put him on. Put him on now. 330 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,407 - Um, may I ask who's calling? 331 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,325 RAND: Uh, yeah, you sure can. 332 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:54,370 You tell him that it is the rightful owner 333 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,538 of the Pam and Tommy tape, 334 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,999 the person he's fucking stealing from! 335 00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,625 - Hold please. [phone beeps] 336 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,002 - Okay. [hold tone beeps] 337 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,883 [hold tone continues to beep] 338 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,847 - I'm sorry, Mr. Warshavsky's 339 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,182 away from his desk at the moment. 340 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,058 - That is fucking bullshit! Just put him on. 341 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,685 - Could I take a message? 342 00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,729 RAND: You know what? Yes. You can take a message. 343 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,147 Here's the message. You tell him 344 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:26,736 that Rand Gauthier, R-A-N-D G-A-U-T-H-I-E-R, 345 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,196 is gonna come up there to Seattle 346 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,531 and I'm gonna pop his fucking head off 347 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,742 like a fucking dandelion! 348 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,743 You got that? 349 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,995 - "Rand Gauthier is gonna come up 350 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,538 "there to Seattle right fucking now 351 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,708 and pop his head off like a fucking dandelion." 352 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,336 - Yes, exactly. 353 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,796 Also, go fuck yourself. 354 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,048 RAPPER: ♪ Yo, too many clowns in rap ♪ 355 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,925 ♪ Fake cats who ain't down to scrap ♪ 356 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,635 ♪ My solo mission down the plat ♪ 357 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,053 ♪ Rock a four pound splat ♪ 358 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,763 ♪ You get found round the back ♪ 359 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,598 ♪ Real killers like the sound of that ♪ 360 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,059 ♪ My purpose is to show kids the meaning of show-- ♪ 361 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,062 [engine grinding] 362 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,606 - [sighs] 363 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,733 [quietly] Fuck. 364 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,027 [sighs] 365 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,571 [tense music] 366 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,031 ♪ ♪ 367 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,325 CHARMAINE: Hmm. 368 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,161 Welcome. Hmm. 369 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,830 What can Charmaine do for you? 370 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,624 - I come seeking answers. 371 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,918 - And what is the question? 372 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,254 - I'll tell you the question. 373 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,172 The question is why? 374 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,924 Why does bad stuff keep happening to me 375 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,426 when good stuff is supposed to be happening to me? 376 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,804 Karma is supposed to be on my side, 377 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,098 but it is not. 378 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,560 - Well, why don't we take a look. 379 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,603 Please. 380 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,650 [whispering unintelligibly] 381 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,404 The Wheel of Fortune 382 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:54,282 is moving in the wrong direction. 383 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,409 - Yeah, I know. Why? 384 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,828 - [whispering unintelligibly] 385 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,248 The Star, eh, 386 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,624 you've hurt this person. 387 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,253 - The star? 388 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:10,715 Naked woman by the water, 389 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:13,926 some sort of beach-- 390 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,929 [music intensifies] 391 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,476 Oh, my God. 392 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,354 - This is a joke! 393 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,733 - What now? 394 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,444 - They denied our injunction. SANDY: The judge. 395 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,404 He's arguing it's media. 396 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,072 So long as they're not charging people to watch it, 397 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,324 it's considered commentary, 398 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,200 and thus protected by the first amendment. 399 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,119 - Yeah. Well, how the fuck 400 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,912 is a porno website media? 401 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,081 - "Electronic media," he's calling it. 402 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,833 Anything on the World Wide Web. 403 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,544 - That's insane. - I agree with you, Tommy, 404 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,671 which is why we're going to appeal. 405 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,258 - How long will that take? 406 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,510 - The appeal process? 407 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,137 That depends. 408 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,139 - Days? 409 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,143 - Nope. Not days. 410 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,188 [agitative music] 411 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:14,195 ♪ ♪ 412 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,283 PAM: [in video] Oh, I love you so much. 413 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,535 It's so nice. [laughs] 414 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,662 TOMMY: Yeah! PAM: Mm. 415 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,414 [screams] I'm dying to break it. 416 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,792 TOMMY: Don't break it. 417 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,255 [somber music] 418 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:37,843 ♪ ♪ 419 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,012 Hey, happy birthday, huh? 420 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,473 PAM: [squeals] I want it. I wanna eat it. 421 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,562 - Here they come! 422 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:57,196 [car horn honks] 423 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,531 - Pam! Pamela! 424 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,324 I'm sorry! I'm so sorry. 425 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,869 It's me! It's Rand, the carpenter! 426 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,163 I'm sorry! 427 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:08,916 I'm Rand, and I'm so sorry! 428 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,585 [engine revving] 429 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,170 [grunts] 430 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,173 [panting] 431 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,887 - What do you think it's about? 432 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,056 - No clue. He wouldn't say. 433 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,641 - [sighs] 434 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,059 - Sorry for the short notice. 435 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,561 TOMMY: What's up? 436 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,939 - Well, there's someone here who'd like to speak with you. 437 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,027 - Who the fuck are you? 438 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,868 - To start off, I'd like to say thank you. 439 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,246 - For? SETH: The injunction. 440 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,832 Thanks to your effort to block me, 441 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,877 we now know it's actually legal to stream the tape. 442 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,422 - What do you want? SETH: [laughs] 443 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,132 What do I want? - Yeah, what do you want? 444 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,717 - I--I want to make you an offer. 445 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,177 - An offer? SETH: Yeah. 446 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,303 I want to buy the rights to the tape. 447 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,680 - Go fuck yourself, dude. - [chuckles] 448 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,349 - Fucking offer. You want a fucking offer? 449 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,768 You want your fucking offer? 450 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,019 Huh? SANDY: Tommy, Tommy. 451 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,270 - You'll never fucking get anything from me, 452 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,521 ever fucking ever! 453 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,857 You fucking-- go fuck yourself. 454 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,192 Fucking offer. 455 00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,818 - You already have the rights. 456 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,154 - No, I-I have the right to stream it for free. 457 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,363 I want to stream it for profit. 458 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,698 TOMMY: Go fuck yourself. 459 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,658 You fucking-- SETH: Just--just so he knows, 460 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:30,206 I go fuck myself and your tape will spread all over the web. 461 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,374 Hundreds of websites will post it. 462 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,336 I mean, you think a lot of people have seen it now? 463 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:36,462 You ain't seen nothing yet. 464 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,630 SANDY: And if you had the rights? 465 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,964 SETH: I buy the online rights, 466 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,216 and I start charging to watch. 467 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,467 It'd be illegal for anybody else 468 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,927 to stream it, free or otherwise. 469 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,387 They'd be violating my constitutional right 470 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,556 to make a profit off of something I own. 471 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,308 SANDY: The chain of title would grant him the right 472 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,602 to take down the unauthorized copies. 473 00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,562 SETH: Exactly. I could put it behind a paywall, 474 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,648 slap a nice little watermark on there-- 475 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,816 "Property of Internet Entertainment Group. 476 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,401 All rights reserved." 477 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,445 A lot of people will know about it, yes, 478 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,698 but very few will have actually seen it. 479 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:08,160 Probably on the order of 95% less, 480 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,496 because that's the kind of drop off that you see 481 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,249 when you charge for content versus give it away free. 482 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,752 So in summary, you can, A, do nothing, and-- 483 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,421 and watch your tape spread like the plague all over the world. 484 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,507 Or B, sell me the rights. 485 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,259 It would be controlled and contained 486 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,844 with far fewer people ever actually laying 487 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,931 their, uh, pervy little eyes on it. 488 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,767 So, what's it gonna be? 489 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:36,272 Door A or door B? 490 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:41,277 - Door go fuck yourself. 491 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:44,154 - [chuckles] Okay. 492 00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,322 There it is. 493 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:48,868 On the off chance you change your mind, 494 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:54,373 that's a contract and... that's an offer. 495 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:56,792 - Later, asshole. 496 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,504 PAM: [sighs] 497 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,299 - Uh, personally, I think you ought to consider. 498 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:05,342 - Sandy, that dude's fucking blackmailing us. 499 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,510 - Technically, it's not blackmail. 500 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,012 TOMMY: What the fuck, dude? 501 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,805 - What he said, it makes sense. 502 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,432 - It's our fucking love on that tape. 503 00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:14,768 We're not selling it. - But I just 504 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,312 want this to be over. 505 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,314 - Listen, we could contain the tape, 506 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,523 and you'll still have some compensation 507 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,524 for the hell that you've been through. 508 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,484 - Compensation. 509 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:27,531 We're not making money off of this. 510 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,866 Not ever. 511 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,452 - All right, then we're just back to square one. 512 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,203 - Give it to him. - What? 513 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,914 - Grant him the rights for free. 514 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,914 - What, are you fucking kidding me? 515 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:36,916 - No, I'm not kidding. 516 00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:37,916 He doesn't get to buy me. 517 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,126 SANDY: Yes. - Oh, okay. 518 00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,544 So then what? He gets you for fucking free? 519 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,879 PAM: He can have it. I'm done. 520 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,339 - Pamela, if we hand him the rights, 521 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:44,632 they're gonna think we're in on it anyway! 522 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,800 - I don't give a shit what people think. 523 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,302 TOMMY: But I'm not making a deal 524 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,512 with that fucking piece of shit on principle alone! 525 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,225 - Do you understand what this is doing to me? 526 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,561 - Yeah, I'm on that tape too. 527 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,104 - No, not like me you're not. 528 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,607 - You keep saying that, and that's fucking bullshit. 529 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:04,318 - Okay. I'm gonna leave you two. 530 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,528 Have some privacy to discuss this alone, okay? 531 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,989 - Can I do it without him? 532 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,910 - What? - Yeah, can I do it alone? 533 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,871 - You both need to sign. 534 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,459 [tense music] 535 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,003 - Can't believe you'd fucking do that. 536 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,423 PAM: [in video] Oh, I can't believe you're my husband. 537 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,925 TOMMY: Happy birthday, huh? 538 00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:30,219 PAM: [squeals] I want it. I wanna eat it. 539 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:32,388 Mm. [laughs] 540 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,766 I love you. TOMMY: What's next? 541 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:37,101 What's next? PAM: This is my favorite. 542 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,937 Look at him. TOMMY: Ooh-ooh! 543 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,146 [rubber duck squeaks] - [screams] 544 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,982 [both laugh] 545 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,194 TOMMY: Ooh! PAM: I love you, baby. 546 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,196 [laughs] Careful of the cake. 547 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,490 You're gonna fall in the cake. 548 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,576 - Billy, you're drunk and I'm not one of your clients. 549 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,869 Just--just sell me-- 550 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:57,621 - Why is she still with him? 551 00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,415 - I have no idea. 552 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,125 [knock on door] 553 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,919 RAND: Five minutes. ERICA: [sighs] 554 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,087 - That's all I ask, okay? 555 00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:06,922 Just--just five minutes of your time. 556 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,549 - Jesus Christ. RAND: Please, 557 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,175 the--there are some things I need to say. 558 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,635 - Rand-- RAND: Two minutes. 559 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,303 Just two lousy minutes. You'll never see me 560 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,722 at this door ever again, okay? 561 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,724 - Oh, my God. DANIELLE: Don't do it. 562 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,309 Do not do it. 563 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,273 [timer winding] 564 00:25:24,273 --> 00:25:25,607 - Go. 565 00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,609 [timer clicking] 566 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,155 - I, uh-- 567 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,574 I came here to make amends. 568 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:35,284 I'm sorry for being such a pain in the ass 569 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,786 to you all these years. 570 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,706 I know it's over between us. 571 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,292 I've just had a hard time letting go. 572 00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:46,211 Obviously, you were the best thing that ever happened to me, 573 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,838 and unfortunately, I was not the best thing 574 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,716 that ever happened to you, which, 575 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,801 you know, that sucks. 576 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,722 It fucking-- it big time sucks ass. 577 00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,934 But...you know, that's okay. 578 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,024 This will be the last time we ever speak. 579 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,484 You will never see me again. ERICA: Okay. 580 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,194 You don't have to go that far. 581 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,278 - Really? ERICA: No, I mean, 582 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,863 we should definitely drift apart, 583 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:16,408 but we could have contact every now and then. 584 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,826 Catch up over coffee. 585 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,745 - Like, a few times a year? 586 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,039 - Yeah, that would be okay. 587 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,832 - Three or four, maybe? - Two or three. 588 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,336 Two. 589 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,838 - Every six months. 590 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,090 Not bad. 591 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,759 - You okay? 592 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,177 - [scoffs] 593 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,808 Things have not been very good for me lately. 594 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,142 - I know. RAND: It's my own 595 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:43,602 damn fault though. 596 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,938 I unleashed forces of chaos into this world. 597 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,397 I'm an agent of chaos. 598 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:49,399 - You are not an agent of chaos. 599 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,276 - No, I am. - You're a good person 600 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:53,695 who's done some really stupid things. 601 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:56,281 - Evil things, evil stuff. 602 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,075 Like steal someone's very private tape 603 00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,576 and release it into the world. 604 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:01,703 - You had your reasons, Rand. He fucked you over. 605 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,539 - What did she ever do to me? 606 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,170 Oh man, I feel terrible for women. 607 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,588 They got to deal with us. 608 00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:14,633 - [laughs] Yeah. 609 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,803 You are not the greatest gender. 610 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,596 [timer dings] 611 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,394 - [sighs] 612 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,689 It's my dick on that tape too 613 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,233 just the same as her pussy. 614 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,285 Can I help you? 615 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,911 - Congrats, man. 616 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,079 - On what? 617 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,582 - That fucking fire hose. 618 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:49,960 Ooh! [laughs] 619 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,754 Doo, doo! 620 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:55,299 - That's really funny, dude. 621 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:58,302 Hey, dude. That's really funny, man. 622 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:01,054 Yeah, yeah-- I'm a real fucking lucky dog! 623 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:04,141 Do not complement me on my dick, you fuck! 624 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,392 NIKKI: Okay, chill, chill. 625 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,395 - I'm sorry, bro. - Tommy, chill! 626 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,779 TOMMY: The fuck you looking at? 627 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,288 The whole fucking world looking at my dick. 628 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,211 But, dude, 629 00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,880 you love showing your dick. 630 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,049 Albuquerque Civic Center "Shout at the Devil" tour, 631 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,926 it was out the whole fucking drum solo. 632 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,969 - That was consensual. 633 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,221 I chose to wag it. 634 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,890 - I don't know, man. 635 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,099 There's worse things than the whole world 636 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:47,517 knowing you got a monster hog. 637 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,234 [birds chirping] 638 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,529 - Hey, babe. 639 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,578 What are you doing? 640 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:10,624 - I need to get out of LA. 641 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,586 - Where are you going? 642 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:17,047 - Home. 643 00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:19,508 - Ladysmith? 644 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:23,762 - Please, I just-- 645 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:26,306 I need some time. 646 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,976 I need some time away. 647 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,936 - From me. 648 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:37,734 [exhales] 649 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:46,451 We're so good together, Pamela. 650 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,371 It's the world that's fucked. 651 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,708 Baby-- - No. 652 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,668 Don't. Stop. 653 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,046 Don't. 654 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,426 [sighing] Oh, God. 655 00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:27,409 - You know what? Hey, let's run away. 656 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,411 Huh? You and me? 657 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:31,455 Just the two of us, like in the beginning, remember? 658 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:34,583 Remember how good it was when it was just you and me? 659 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,587 Let's run away, baby. Come on. 660 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:42,507 [whispering] Let's do it. Let's run away. 661 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,010 Please. Come on, baby. 662 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,013 - Where would we go? 663 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:52,517 - Heaven. - [laughs] 664 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:56,063 [Supergrass's "Alright"] 665 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:57,731 - Oh! Shit! 666 00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:58,940 Think I got one. 667 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,233 I got a good one! 668 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,069 It's a good one! Come on. 669 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:03,904 Ugh! Ah! 670 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,614 Yay! 671 00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:07,449 Whoo! - You got me. 672 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,117 - Lake Mead! 673 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,911 [laughs] Come on, baby. 674 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,537 Hey! No cameras. 675 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:15,540 ♪ ♪ 676 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,918 This is just what we needed, baby. 677 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,088 You know? - Oh my God, so. 678 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,714 - I love you! 679 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,051 - [laughing] 680 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,511 [music stops abruptly] 681 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,845 [sighs] 682 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:34,309 Tommy. 683 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,562 - [yawning] What? - Come on. 684 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,356 You're falling asleep. 685 00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,857 - No, I--I'm fine. 686 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,192 - No, baby, you're exhausted. 687 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,652 Come on, let's stop. 688 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:44,903 It's dangerous, all right? 689 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,988 We'll finish the drive in the morning. 690 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,699 Okay? 691 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,995 - I'm fine, but yeah, okay. 692 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,625 TOMMY: You're so wrong. PAM: I'm not. 693 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:00,418 Tommy, come on. 694 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:03,839 - Hi. Your finest room please. 695 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,507 Baby-- 696 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,885 - Yeah, it's good. - Hey. 697 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,929 MAN: Holy shit, dude, is that Pam Anderson? 698 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,222 - Fuck. 699 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:13,932 Thanks. 700 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,853 - Yo, you the man, Tommy. - Love you, Pamela. 701 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,437 WOMAN: Oh, my God, it's Tommy Lee. 702 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,897 - Fuck. 703 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,943 [chaotic music] 704 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:29,948 [crowd clamoring] 705 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:33,952 Yeah, sounds good. Thanks, bro. 706 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,996 [all speaking at once] 707 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,873 - Ow. TOMMY: What the hell? 708 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:39,499 Stay the fuck back! 709 00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,756 - You hurt my arm. 710 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,342 - I'm sorry. 711 00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:52,137 - Gee, that was sincere. 712 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:53,138 [elevator dings] 713 00:33:06,735 --> 00:33:08,778 - [gasps] Beary bear. 714 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,573 - I have him. He's in the bag. 715 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,116 - I want him now. 716 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,951 - I'll give you Beary Bear in the room, okay? 717 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:16,912 - Okay, Dada. 718 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:24,669 [door opens] 719 00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:46,358 [fridge opens] 720 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,079 [knocking on door] 721 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,462 [knocking continues] 722 00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,675 TOMMY: What? - Good evening, Mr. Lee. 723 00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:12,759 This is-- - Did you not see 724 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:14,261 the fucking "Do Not Disturb" sign? 725 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,638 - Apologies, this is a welcome gift from the manager. 726 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,723 [door slams] TOMMY: Jesus. 727 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,977 If you work at a hotel and you see a "Do Not Disturb" sign, 728 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,311 would you still walk in? 729 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,189 - Please stop. You're so loud. 730 00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:29,567 - What? PAM: I'd just like five minutes 731 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,320 without any drama. Would that be possible? 732 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,197 - Baby, I'm not the one that ignored the sign. 733 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,825 - You are the one that flipped out over it. 734 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:42,080 - I'm sorry. PAM: Ugh, God. 735 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,832 You're sorry a lot, Tommy. 736 00:34:43,832 --> 00:34:46,334 - Would you rather I not be? 737 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:51,089 - I'd rather you not do the thing requiring the sorry. 738 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,596 Ugh. 739 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,725 Ugh, can you turn up the air? 740 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:05,020 I'm boiling. 741 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:12,944 - 8, 8 1/2. 742 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,321 - Damn. 743 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:15,905 - Not that I measured. 744 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:17,907 I mean, aye, if the music doesn't work out, 745 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,367 you could always be a porn star. 746 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:23,163 - Aw, yeah, bro. Just fucking, you know, uh, 747 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:26,958 Vivid Video presents Tommy Lee, "Kickstart My Hard On." 748 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,376 [laughter] 749 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,462 - "Doctor Fuck Good." - Yeah. 750 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,839 - Yeah, you thought he pounded the skins on the drums, 751 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,341 but then just fucking-- 752 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:35,759 [laughter] 753 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,218 That's fucking-- 754 00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:39,971 what's up, babe? 755 00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,144 Pamela. 756 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,355 Babe. 757 00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,774 Babe! 758 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:59,199 - What the fuck are you looking at? 759 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,079 [dramatic jazz music] 760 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:11,044 ♪ ♪ 761 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,097 - [sighs] 762 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,959 TOMMY: Pamela! 763 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:58,550 Pamela! 764 00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,411 - I don't know. 765 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,663 - Well, where the fuck is it? 766 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:32,542 - Your wife, she took it. 767 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,335 - When? 768 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:35,545 - A while ago. 769 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,213 - [sighs] 770 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:43,553 [hard rock music] 771 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:50,518 ♪ ♪ 772 00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,188 - Can I borrow your bike? 773 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,190 - It would be an honor. 774 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,774 - Cool. 775 00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:59,652 [engine revving] 776 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:09,871 - [in video] You may kiss the bride. 777 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,001 [cheers] 778 00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:22,342 [door opens] 779 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,885 [door slams] 780 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,798 - I'm sorry. 781 00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,974 [sighs] 782 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:15,478 I know I can be a real asshole sometimes, 783 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:19,148 but I'm just-- 784 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:23,820 [sighing] I'm gonna...try to do better. 785 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:28,199 No, fuck that. 786 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:34,205 I am gonna do better. 787 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,627 You deserve everything, baby. 788 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:44,090 PAM: Sign it. 789 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,303 - Pamela. 790 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:51,973 - Sign it. 791 00:39:53,516 --> 00:40:00,356 - This is our private, stolen fucking life. 792 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,358 - [quietly] I don't care. - You don't care? 793 00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:04,902 You're gonna let that guy just fucking-- 794 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,572 - Sign it, Tommy. 795 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,198 Now. 796 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,916 - What if I don't? 797 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,463 What if I don't? 798 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:26,382 What happens? 799 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:29,469 What happens if I don't sign it? 800 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,145 [sighs] 801 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:43,566 Just say something, please. 802 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,825 Just say something, Pamela, please. 803 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,744 Just anything. 804 00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,332 Say something. 805 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:02,752 Fucking say something! - [gasps] 806 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,299 - Fuck! [glass shatters] 807 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:10,343 Goddamn it! 808 00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,387 Say something! 809 00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,972 [screams] 810 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,956 That good? You happy? 811 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,554 - It's over. 812 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,852 - What's over? 813 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:07,942 [tense music] 814 00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:13,239 ♪ ♪ 815 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,618 ALAN: What do you think? 816 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:18,995 SETH: It's good. 817 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,456 ALAN: Then what's the matter? - The image quality. 818 00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:25,376 Yeah, it'd be great to have a better copy. 819 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,600 - [exhales] 820 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,653 - Hi there. 821 00:42:52,653 --> 00:42:53,780 - Hi. 822 00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:56,657 - Would you like a picture? 823 00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,827 - No. 824 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,832 I'm sorry for all the pain and hurt I've caused. 825 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:09,128 I just hope you could find it in your heart to forgive me. 826 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,063 - Rand! Hello. 827 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:29,899 I'm very sorry that I missed your call, man. 828 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:32,360 - What the fuck? 829 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,903 - Wait, have we met? 830 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:35,696 You look so familiar. 831 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:38,324 - What are you doing here? 832 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:41,118 - Um, well, as apparently, you know, 833 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,620 I'm the one streaming the tape, 834 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,330 but I'm doing it off a third generation dub, 835 00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:45,998 you know, which is fine for a freebie, 836 00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,166 but I'd like to start charging, 837 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:49,252 so I would love to get the original. 838 00:43:51,587 --> 00:43:53,047 - Fuck off. 839 00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:57,301 - I'm willing to pay. - It's not for sale. 840 00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,220 - And why is that? 841 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,722 - It's because I had a moral epiphany. 842 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:03,182 - A moral epiphany? 843 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,476 - I realized that what I did was wrong 844 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:08,104 and as such, my conscience will not allow me-- 845 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:09,313 - $10,000. 846 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,857 - How much? 847 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,902 Pay off Butchie. 848 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,571 Clear your debt. 849 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:21,033 Get a decent place to live. 850 00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:30,168 [The Bee Gees' "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart"] 851 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:37,174 ♪ ♪ 852 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,553 - Oh, where are you-- 853 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:44,265 SINGER: ♪ I can think of younger days ♪ 854 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:48,186 ♪ When living for my life ♪ 855 00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:53,858 ♪ Was everything a man could want to do ♪ 856 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,735 PAM: [sobbing] - Yeah, you're doing great. 857 00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:58,571 The baby's almost out, okay? 858 00:44:58,571 --> 00:45:00,406 The baby's almost out. 859 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:01,991 PAM: [moaning] - Last push, let's have a baby. 860 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:03,701 TOMMY: The baby's coming! 861 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:05,244 - There we go. 862 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,954 - Baby, look! 863 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,789 PAM: My baby. 864 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,628 - Look into the camera, baby. 865 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,879 Baby, look into the camera. 866 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,131 Just smile for me, baby. 867 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,674 - [squeals] Baby. 868 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:21,844 - [laughing] This is crazy. 869 00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:28,351 SINGER: ♪ How can you stop ♪ 870 00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:31,562 ♪ The sun from shining ♪ 871 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:37,902 ♪ What makes the world go 'round ♪ 872 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:41,072 ♪ How can you mend ♪ 873 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:46,244 ♪ This broken man ♪ 874 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:51,207 ♪ How can a loser ever win ♪ 875 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:55,169 ♪ Please help me mend ♪ 876 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:59,382 ♪ My broken heart ♪ 877 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:03,302 RAND: "Dear Erica, in this bag is $10,000. 878 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:05,429 "I'm giving it to you to cover the Europe phone calls 879 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,723 "and also our divorce. 880 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,475 "If anything is leftover, please spend it 881 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:12,937 "on something happy and fun for you and Danielle. 882 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:17,066 Yours in karma, Rand." 883 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:23,572 SINGER: ♪ And misty memories of days gone by ♪ 884 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:30,288 ♪ We could never see tomorrow ♪ 885 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:33,666 ♪ No one said a word ♪ 886 00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:37,169 ♪ About the sorrow ♪ 887 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:44,343 ♪ And how can you mend ♪ 888 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:49,515 ♪ A broken heart ♪ 889 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:55,438 ♪ How can you stop the rain from falling down ♪ 890 00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:59,400 ♪ How can you stop ♪ 891 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:02,820 ♪ The sun from shining ♪ 892 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:07,616 ♪ What makes the world go 'round ♪ 893 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:12,496 ♪ And how can you mend ♪ 894 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:17,752 ♪ This broken man ♪ 895 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:22,631 ♪ How can a loser ever win ♪ 896 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:26,635 ♪ Please help me mend ♪ 897 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:31,015 ♪ My broken heart ♪ 898 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:35,478 ♪ And let me live again ♪ 899 00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:40,775 ♪ La, la, la-la-la-la ♪ 900 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:44,570 ♪ La, la-la-la ♪ 901 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:51,077 ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la-la ♪ 902 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:55,039 ♪ Please help me mend ♪ 903 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:59,460 ♪ My broken heart ♪ 904 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:05,007 ♪ And let me live again ♪ 905 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:08,594 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 906 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:11,639 ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪ 907 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:17,186 ♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da ♪ 908 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:23,317 [Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You"] 909 00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:30,324 ♪ ♪ 910 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:45,589 DOLLY: ♪ If I ♪ 911 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:49,301 ♪ Should stay ♪ 912 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:53,347 ♪ I would only be in ♪ 913 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:56,434 ♪ Your way ♪ 914 00:48:56,434 --> 00:49:00,062 ♪ So I'll go ♪ 915 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:03,691 ♪ But I know ♪ 916 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:07,528 ♪ I'll think of you each step ♪ 917 00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:11,740 ♪ Of the way ♪ 918 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:14,869 ♪ And I ♪ 919 00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:20,583 ♪ Will always love you ♪ 920 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:25,588 ♪ I will always ♪ 921 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:29,592 ♪ Love you ♪ 922 00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:35,723 ♪ Bittersweet ♪ 923 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:39,727 ♪ Memories ♪ 924 00:49:39,727 --> 00:49:43,397 ♪ That's all I am taking ♪ 925 00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:47,026 ♪ With me ♪ 926 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:53,949 ♪ Goodbye, please don't cry ♪ 927 00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:57,995 ♪ We both know that I'm not ♪ 928 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:01,957 ♪ What you need ♪ 929 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:05,127 ♪ And I ♪ 930 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:10,799 ♪ Will always love you ♪ 931 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:15,721 ♪ I will always ♪ 932 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:19,850 ♪ Love you ♪ 933 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:24,188 ♪ I will always ♪ 934 00:50:24,188 --> 00:50:30,110 ♪ Love you ♪ 59525

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