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Provided by explosiveskull
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Got
another Christmas card.
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Hmm.
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I missed you.
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Yeah, you missed the money.
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Aww, a little bit of both.
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Don't you want me?
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I want you
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to take a fucking shower.
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Hey.
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I said go fucking take a shower,
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I didn't say go answer
the fucking door.
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Go on. Faith. Get up and
take a fucking shower.
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A little fucking late
to come to the fucking door.
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Huh?
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Don't come to my fucking door.
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What the fuck?
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Breaking
news just in,
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about the highly anticipated
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biopic "Laughter in the Dark",
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featuring the tragic death of
the beloved comedian Ray Kelly.
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Joe Johnson has been set to
star in the film this Autumn.
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And of course Ray
Kelly is the winner
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of multiple Perrier
comedy awards.
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And has made many film
appearances himself.
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Joe Johnson's manager and
agent, husband and wife team,
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say that they are thrilled
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that Joe's been cast in a movie,
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and they think
that he will astound
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audiences with his...
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How's that again?
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And please, come and see me
in the Ray Kelly movie.
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They go Yawwww.
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Honk! Honk!
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This Ray Kelly movie
is going to be epic
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It is one of
London's most notorious
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unsolved murders,
and are you recording?
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Uh, yes.
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Great.
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Ray and his wife were found
murdered in their home
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seemingly without motive.
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Catherine, Catherine,
we need more face!
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But this film will
focus on his life
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and how he evolved
his stand up comedy.
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Uh Joe sorry,
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- Uh, Joe?
- Yes Goldilocks?
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Is there anything
you'd like to say?
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I feel very honored,
and privileged,
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excited about playing the
greatest comic that ever lived.
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I just hope the film isn't shit.
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Well can you act?
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Good one!
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Oh I'm sorry.
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No, Joe, Joe?
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Ladies and gentlemen
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please welcome Joe Johnson.
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Thank you very much
ladies and gentlemen
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and please come and see
me in the Ray Kelly movie,
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it's going to be epic.
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Knock,
knock!
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Knock, knock!
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A bit late for a
Heckle my friend.
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Was it a knock, knock joke?
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Is that what you're doing?
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You know, I mean, these gags
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I've thought long
and hard about.
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All I'm saying is
it better be good.
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Oh.
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Who's there?
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Knock, knock.
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All right.
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This is going to be exciting.
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You know what the difference
is between you and me?
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It's that you paid what?
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15, 20 pounds to come and
see me performing tonight.
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Where as I only paid
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1 pound,
50 to fuck your mom last night
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and she was shit.
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My mother is dead.
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Well that explains why
she wouldn't get on top.
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Fuck me, was she dry.
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It was like sharpening
a bloody pencil.
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Hey they love us!
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We could be a double act.
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What do you say?
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I think you need to
look up the definition
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of Heckling, you're not
holding your end up.
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Seriously?
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You thought you could
come here to Heckle me?
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You heckle me?
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At my show!
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This is my show!
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I own this fucking stage, bitch!
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And I own you!
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I own you!
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You're afraid.
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I am?
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Late at night
you know you are!
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In your bones.
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This guy!
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Where are you from my friend?
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Hell.
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Oh.
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Scary.
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Are you the boogie man?
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Much worse.
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You got a name,
Creep heckler guy?
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You don't wanna know.
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Well this has been interesting
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I wish you all the best with
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your career as a serial killer.
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Thank you very much.
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Goodnight!
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Boo!
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Tag's easier, right?
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Uh, I can't believe this.
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Making me work
on my day off,
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'I don't wanna find it', oh.
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It's impossible to find
anything in this...
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Look at this,
what have they done?
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Is that it?
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That's not it,
what's it doing here?
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I hope they haven't been
cleaning their tools here,
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this is it though.
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What do you want?
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You are in the wrong place man,
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can't you see I'm busy?
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You deaf or something?
What's the matter with you?
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The toilets are down
to the right okay?
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Wardrobe, makeup, everything.
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Now on you go, bye then.
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What's that silly
mask you've got?
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You look like Rudolph
the red nose reindeer.
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It's all right mate, it's okay.
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Where is Joe?
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Joe? What do you want Joe for?
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He's got no time for you or me.
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Help somebody! Help me!
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Oh, like attracts
like doesn't it?
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Thanks.
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I propose a toast, Joe.
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To my good friend...
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To your outrageous success
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in landing this
role of Ray Kelly.
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We all know
that you're the one
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who wanted to be
the famous comedian.
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Catherine!
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Evelyn. You didn't make
eye contact, darling.
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A toast without eye
contact doesn't count.
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Oh okay.
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Oh, my friend has a place
in the country, she's away.
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We can all go.
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Yeah we could do
like a Halloween party.
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Oh my God!
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Yes! I love this idea.
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What if we make it a
fancy dress theme, 80's?
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Oh no. No.
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David, you can
dust off your shell serve,
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when did you have it last out?
Last week?
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No, no, no,
Lucie's coming to stay Joe.
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Why not? You said
she's a big fan of mine.
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It'd be a big surprise.
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We should leave our
phones and iPads at home.
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Make it a real break.
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We should make a rule.
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If it wasn't there in the 80's,
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then it shouldn't be there.
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Ahh, mobile phones come
out in 1983 darling.
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Well this party is set in 82.
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Oh we should get a VCR player.
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You are in
that Ray Kelly movie.
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Yes I am.
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Ray Kelly used to come
in here all the time.
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- No, really?
- Yeah!
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What was he like?
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He was very different
to uh, what you saw on TV.
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Excuse me, we're closing now.
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Yeah,
I'm not done reading my article.
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I'm sorry, it's eleven sir
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And what happens if I stay?
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You can't.
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Shh.
Just shut the fuck up. Okay.
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You be a good girl,
and shut the fuck up.
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Okay, I'm going to fucking
leave when I'm ready.
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Okay, I'm a fucking customer.
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You see me pay!
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Huh?
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Holy fuck toots.
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You've got a fucking
pair of eyes on you.
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Huh. You've got a boyfriend?
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Huh?
Speak, speak, just don't speak.
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Just stay like that.
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And get the fuck outta here.
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Skedaddle, toot a loo,
Jesus fucking Christ.
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I'm a fucking customer, okay?
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Fuck.
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Oh,
I'm sure it was just a one off.
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Hmm. Yeah right.
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Anyway.
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So. How did you two meet?
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Oh ah. Evelyn came
and watched me perform,
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and shamelessly seduced
me in the bar afterwards.
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It was that simple.
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It always is.
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I'm an actress.
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They always are.
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Darling.
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Fuck sake. I'm not drunk.
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So when Joe and I were together.
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Really?
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I didn't know.
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Yeah.
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Come on darling.
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Don't darling me.
Get the fuck off.
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David!
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Back off, will you!
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I'm gonna call an Uber.
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It's one of those killer clowns.
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Hey! Is that Joe Johnson?
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That's funny.
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Hello Joe.
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Who is this?
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How did you get this number?
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Don't quite remember.
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What do you want?
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After humiliating
me last night,
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I've realized that I
can make destroying
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you my life's mission.
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This is crazy. You don't
know me. I'm a total stranger.
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You're every person
that ever treated me
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like a piece of shit.
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And I'm not a piece of shit.
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We'll meet in time.
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Excuse me?
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Just know the
spotlights on you now.
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And this heckle will never,
ever stop.
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I'll take you to hell.
And heckle you there too.
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Dangerous profession of yours.
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After all, look what
happened to Ray Kelly.
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Hi.
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Mum. Is Brianie there?
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Yes! Is everything okay?
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Fine.
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Brianie?
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I'm not sure where she is.
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But she shouldn't be far.
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Brianie?
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Well she's not in her room.
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That's strange. Brianie?
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Is she in the living room?
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She's not in here.
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I'll go check.
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Brianie?
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Mum?
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No, it's okay, I just.
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Brianie!
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Brianie?
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Mum?
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No she's not in here.
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Is she in the front room?
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I'll go check.
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Brianie?
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Mum?
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Yes I'm just.
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Brianie?
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Mum?
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She's out in the garden.
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Your dad.
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So I'm going to be
going away for a couple of days.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going to
see some friends.
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00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:41,430
You're going to stay
here with Grandma.
274
00:14:44,930 --> 00:14:46,555
Made you a picture!
275
00:14:46,597 --> 00:14:48,055
Oh, thank you.
276
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,597
Oh.
277
00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:54,430
Thanks.
278
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:04,221
He'd be proud
you're making a movie.
279
00:15:04,263 --> 00:15:05,138
Yeah.
280
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,513
Just drive carefully.
281
00:15:12,555 --> 00:15:13,430
Okay.
282
00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,722
Now, I'll see you Monday.
283
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:16,722
Yeah?
284
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:19,513
She'd like to see more
of her Dad, you know.
285
00:15:19,555 --> 00:15:22,221
Well you're always
on tour somewhere.
286
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,639
Just be there for her.
287
00:15:24,681 --> 00:15:26,555
But when you get back
288
00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,555
take her to the zoo.
289
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,723
Anything.
290
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,846
She said you never
took her to the zoo.
291
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:34,805
All right
292
00:15:34,847 --> 00:15:37,346
Now what child hasn't
had that experience?
293
00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:39,013
Mum,
I'll take her to the zoo, okay?
294
00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:40,388
Her mother never sees her.
295
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:41,971
Laura,
she's just a bit you know.
296
00:15:42,013 --> 00:15:43,888
She's working through stuff.
297
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:49,597
Love Brianie as
much as she loves you.
298
00:15:49,639 --> 00:15:52,138
How can you say that?
She means everything to me.
299
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:54,471
I see you
with all these girls
300
00:15:54,513 --> 00:15:57,555
in the papers. Always at parties
301
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,222
Please. Grow up.
302
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:03,388
If only for Brianie's sake.
303
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,555
You're her hero.
304
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,346
Be one.
305
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,556
I've been sober
for three months.
306
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:12,097
Sorry, but if I don't say it,
who will?
307
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,930
Hello?
308
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:34,680
Hello.
Is that Mrs. Johnson?
309
00:16:34,722 --> 00:16:35,763
Yes.
310
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,388
Have you recently been
involved in a car accident?
311
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,763
Not right now.
312
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,180
God.
313
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,763
Sorry.
I didn't mean to make you jump.
314
00:16:56,805 --> 00:16:59,096
It's just the others
are going to be waiting.
315
00:16:59,138 --> 00:17:01,514
Joe.
Luke and Lucie are on the train,
316
00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:02,388
and if we're not there.
317
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,639
I heard you.
318
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,514
- Okay.
- Okay.
319
00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:07,347
- Okay.
- Okay.
320
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:08,763
Good boy.
321
00:18:02,805 --> 00:18:04,514
Come on. Come on!
322
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:06,096
All right.
323
00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:08,263
What is this whole thing
about, you know,
324
00:18:08,305 --> 00:18:11,221
Christmas decorations up
before Halloween's even ended.
325
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:13,388
I mean, what is that?
326
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,263
You know, it's like,
327
00:18:15,305 --> 00:18:17,971
you wouldn't get the police
turn up to a crime scene,
328
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,388
and then just be like,
329
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,055
we got the sense we
were going to call you.
330
00:18:24,097 --> 00:18:26,763
Oh, this guy is going
on and on, isn't he?
331
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,180
Yeah, he's lost it.
332
00:18:28,222 --> 00:18:31,096
I would rather just
go back to the house.
333
00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:31,971
Yeah me too.
334
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:32,846
But you know,
335
00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:33,721
but we just have to hangout
336
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:35,096
with these guys.
337
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:36,013
You crack me up.
338
00:18:37,514 --> 00:18:40,305
Luke got me your
DVD for Christmas.
339
00:18:40,347 --> 00:18:42,597
I'm sure he nicked it.
340
00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:44,346
Evelyn? Is it.
341
00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:45,514
Yeah.
342
00:18:45,847 --> 00:18:48,514
Aww. You're so pretty.
343
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:51,805
Oh, thanks, I'm an actress.
344
00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:54,721
What?
345
00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:55,805
Oh, come on.
346
00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:57,555
You're a terrible actress.
347
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:58,846
And you're a terrible person.
348
00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,514
Oww.
349
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,055
Oh she got you there mate.
350
00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,971
So are you going to
be in that film then?
351
00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:06,346
- Yeah it's Ray Kelly.
- Excuse me.
352
00:19:06,388 --> 00:19:08,096
- Excuse me?
- A comedy biopic...
353
00:19:08,138 --> 00:19:09,472
Excuse me,
are you Joe Johnson?
354
00:19:09,514 --> 00:19:11,431
Yep. Am I under arrest?
355
00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:13,472
I know it's a big ask,
356
00:19:13,514 --> 00:19:15,138
it's just that we have
this little comedy
357
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,346
afternoon here on a Saturday.
358
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,555
And I just wondered if
you'd give us a few jokes.
359
00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:20,221
Oh really.
We've got to be getting off.
360
00:19:20,263 --> 00:19:22,721
Now I won't take
no for an answer.
361
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,680
Please,
you're my favorite comedian.
362
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,346
Um, Kevin's only on for
a couple more minutes.
363
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:27,596
And to be honest,
he's not that good.
364
00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:28,513
Excuse me love.
365
00:19:28,555 --> 00:19:29,389
It would be
absolutely fine.
366
00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:30,513
Can you tell me
where the loo is?
367
00:19:30,555 --> 00:19:31,472
Oh yeah, it's just,
368
00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:33,055
I'll tell you what,
yeah, come this way.
369
00:19:34,722 --> 00:19:36,431
I think she wants you
to make her wet bro.
370
00:19:36,473 --> 00:19:38,096
Ugh.
371
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,180
I've got to get some nuts.
372
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,805
Haven't eaten a thing all day.
373
00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:46,555
I don't really
care for dogs much.
374
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:48,305
I prefer pussy!
375
00:19:51,888 --> 00:19:54,555
Tough crowd here tonight, innit?
376
00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:55,473
Hello?
377
00:19:57,138 --> 00:19:59,055
You're a fucking loser,
you know that?
378
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,763
Not in the best mood
again today, are we?
379
00:20:01,805 --> 00:20:04,389
Funny finding you
in such a bad mood.
380
00:20:04,431 --> 00:20:07,013
Yet wearing such
a colorful shirt.
381
00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:08,888
You look like a fucking clown.
382
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,555
That Jeep outside is yours.
383
00:20:10,597 --> 00:20:12,389
I saw you trailing us earlier.
384
00:20:14,888 --> 00:20:16,263
Fucking coward.
385
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:22,055
Thanks.
386
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,555
Uh, I need my uh,
sunglasses up here.
387
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,221
Uh. As I'm sure some
of you may be aware,
388
00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:35,096
I'm starring in the
new Ray Kelly film,
389
00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,263
Laughter in the Dark.
390
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:39,347
We start shooting on um...
391
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:41,389
Knock, knock!
392
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:45,138
Knock, knock!
393
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:57,055
Sorry, I didn't get
much sleep last night.
394
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:04,638
Uh,
395
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,846
as I was saying, I um,
396
00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:09,763
I just...
397
00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:15,722
Excuse me.
398
00:21:21,138 --> 00:21:21,930
Hey!
399
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:22,847
Are you high?
400
00:21:32,472 --> 00:21:34,222
Where the fuck did you go?
401
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:35,971
To the bathroom.
402
00:21:36,013 --> 00:21:37,013
And the guy?
403
00:21:37,055 --> 00:21:38,638
What guy?
404
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,930
The fucking guy
that grabbed your arm!
405
00:21:40,972 --> 00:21:43,680
What? He was just asking
where the bathroom was.
406
00:21:43,722 --> 00:21:44,680
Let's go.
407
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,306
No hang on. How are Luke
and Lucie going to get there?
408
00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,096
They'll get a mini
cab, or a flying saucer,
409
00:21:50,138 --> 00:21:52,055
- or something.
- You can't just...
410
00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:08,555
I like the creepy swing.
411
00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:12,388
Let me see!
412
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,264
That's nothing.
413
00:22:13,306 --> 00:22:14,721
You should see the
creepy basement.
414
00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:15,596
Oh.
415
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,680
And the apple
bobbing is all set up.
416
00:22:17,722 --> 00:22:20,513
No bloody apple bobbing.
417
00:22:20,555 --> 00:22:21,763
How old are we?
418
00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:23,763
Oh spoil sport.
419
00:22:23,805 --> 00:22:25,096
What the hell is that?
420
00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:28,430
Oh that's what us
dinosaurs used to watch
421
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,013
the movies on.
422
00:22:30,055 --> 00:22:31,013
Well it's massive.
423
00:22:31,055 --> 00:22:32,596
Hmm. Like your ass.
424
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:36,055
Let's watch one
of those video dusties.
425
00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:39,264
What was that?
426
00:22:42,472 --> 00:22:44,055
I ain't falling for it Luce.
427
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,013
No seriously.
428
00:22:46,055 --> 00:22:47,013
Do you hear it?
429
00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:47,930
No.
430
00:22:56,597 --> 00:22:57,805
I heard.
431
00:22:59,555 --> 00:23:01,430
Ugh. Kids, eh?
432
00:23:02,722 --> 00:23:03,805
A sound.
433
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:09,430
There's nobody
here for miles.
434
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,430
Listen.
435
00:23:12,763 --> 00:23:15,055
Lucie man.
436
00:23:15,097 --> 00:23:17,013
That was like
the Trump crotch.
437
00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:19,347
Pretty much a whole
bottle of Diet Coke.
438
00:23:20,013 --> 00:23:22,597
Crazy bitch.
439
00:23:36,472 --> 00:23:38,763
Okay so I have an idea.
440
00:23:38,805 --> 00:23:41,596
Let's all cast ourselves as 80s
441
00:23:41,638 --> 00:23:43,513
slasher characters.
442
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,346
Ooh.
443
00:23:44,388 --> 00:23:45,471
All right, I'll go first.
444
00:23:45,513 --> 00:23:48,763
I'll be the gorgeous bitchy one.
445
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,930
David, you'll be the geek.
446
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:52,930
Thanks.
447
00:23:52,972 --> 00:23:55,805
Joe the handsome jock.
448
00:23:57,805 --> 00:24:00,388
Evelyn, the smart cookie.
449
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:02,972
As the final girl,
she'll survive all of us.
450
00:24:04,013 --> 00:24:05,930
Lucie, token slut.
451
00:24:05,972 --> 00:24:06,888
Oi!
452
00:24:08,638 --> 00:24:10,055
I'm an innocent uni student.
453
00:24:10,930 --> 00:24:13,596
Sorry,
I almost forgotten Luke the um,
454
00:24:13,638 --> 00:24:15,430
token bad boy.
455
00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:18,846
Online poker professional,
thank you very much.
456
00:24:18,888 --> 00:24:20,721
What the hell is that?
457
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:22,305
I don't know.
458
00:24:22,347 --> 00:24:23,888
You are so busted.
459
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,430
You snuck your phone out.
460
00:24:25,472 --> 00:24:27,471
I said no phones Joe.
461
00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:28,722
Same rule for everyone.
462
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,805
Did you kitties
bring your cell phones?
463
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,347
Give it to me.
464
00:24:35,513 --> 00:24:37,013
- Come on.
- Joe!
465
00:24:37,055 --> 00:24:39,888
She
sounds serious Joe.
466
00:24:44,013 --> 00:24:45,847
What are you doing?
467
00:24:51,763 --> 00:24:53,513
She just threw my
phone out the window!
468
00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:55,263
She just shot way up
in my estimation.
469
00:24:55,305 --> 00:24:56,680
I can't believe you did that.
470
00:24:56,722 --> 00:24:59,263
It's 82 Joe. There
were no phones remember?
471
00:25:01,388 --> 00:25:02,805
Well I guess
it's just a phone.
472
00:25:04,597 --> 00:25:05,472
Ugh.
473
00:25:08,472 --> 00:25:10,638
Who the hell is that?
474
00:25:11,305 --> 00:25:12,597
Oh shit.
475
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:17,014
Oh god it's Laura.
476
00:25:17,056 --> 00:25:18,555
Quick hide the booze.
477
00:25:19,597 --> 00:25:20,430
Who?
478
00:25:20,472 --> 00:25:22,555
Oh Joe's insane ex wife.
479
00:25:29,638 --> 00:25:31,222
Look, I'll deal with it.
480
00:25:41,763 --> 00:25:43,597
What the fuck are
you doing here?
481
00:25:44,056 --> 00:25:45,138
I'm sorry.
482
00:25:45,597 --> 00:25:46,721
What is it?
483
00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:48,263
I had to see you.
484
00:25:48,305 --> 00:25:50,180
How did you even
know I was here?
485
00:25:50,222 --> 00:25:54,430
Your secretary, I screamed at
her and she gave the address.
486
00:25:54,472 --> 00:25:56,596
Are you okay?
487
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,763
No. No I'm not.
488
00:26:00,263 --> 00:26:01,346
I'm not okay.
489
00:26:01,388 --> 00:26:02,347
I'm lonely.
490
00:26:03,263 --> 00:26:04,305
You're not there.
491
00:26:04,347 --> 00:26:06,721
You're on TV talking about
the film all the time.
492
00:26:06,763 --> 00:26:07,597
Oh, God...
493
00:26:08,056 --> 00:26:08,888
I miss you.
494
00:26:08,930 --> 00:26:10,513
What the fuck are
you talking about?
495
00:26:10,555 --> 00:26:12,263
You're out of
your fucking mind.
496
00:26:14,305 --> 00:26:16,472
Sorry, I'm pathetic.
497
00:26:17,888 --> 00:26:18,722
I'll go.
498
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,388
Look Laura, Laura.
Come inside a moment.
499
00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:26,930
You have a missed call from me.
500
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,472
Everybody this is Laura.
501
00:26:40,722 --> 00:26:42,305
I think you've met.
502
00:26:42,347 --> 00:26:43,180
Oh hi.
503
00:26:43,222 --> 00:26:46,180
How are you?
504
00:26:46,222 --> 00:26:51,638
Oh, you know,
I've been better.
505
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,555
I do know.
506
00:26:56,347 --> 00:26:58,638
Let's put the kettle on,
shall we.
507
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,555
If you guys want
to start the movie.
508
00:27:35,513 --> 00:27:36,931
I'm going for a swim.
509
00:27:36,973 --> 00:27:38,014
A swim?
510
00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:40,513
A swim, a sauna, whatever.
511
00:27:40,555 --> 00:27:41,846
I just need to clear my head.
512
00:27:41,888 --> 00:27:43,263
We're at a party.
513
00:27:43,305 --> 00:27:45,097
Yeah well I need to relax.
514
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,263
He's lost his damn mind.
515
00:27:49,305 --> 00:27:50,847
David go and talk to him.
516
00:27:50,889 --> 00:27:51,847
Oh come on Catherine.
517
00:27:51,889 --> 00:27:53,180
There's no point
in talking to him
518
00:27:53,222 --> 00:27:55,180
when he's in one of his moods.
519
00:27:55,222 --> 00:27:56,263
He's worse than me!
520
00:27:59,555 --> 00:28:01,763
I knew this was a bad idea.
521
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:14,180
What're you doing?
522
00:28:14,222 --> 00:28:15,889
You said there's a spa,
I'm going for a swim.
523
00:28:15,931 --> 00:28:17,263
Are you fucking insane?
524
00:28:17,305 --> 00:28:18,513
I have to go.
525
00:28:18,555 --> 00:28:19,889
You're going
back to that pub?
526
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:21,847
Promise me you're not
planning on drinking.
527
00:28:21,889 --> 00:28:24,055
I promise. I promise!
528
00:28:24,097 --> 00:28:24,931
Okay?
529
00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:05,472
Hello,
you've lost your friend?
530
00:29:06,638 --> 00:29:08,513
I just needed some air.
531
00:29:08,555 --> 00:29:11,138
Hope I didn't
scare you off earlier.
532
00:29:11,638 --> 00:29:13,596
So, what can I get you?
533
00:29:13,638 --> 00:29:15,596
Scotch, neat.
534
00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:16,847
Double?
535
00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:17,763
Yeah why not.
536
00:29:19,889 --> 00:29:21,930
Here you go.
It's on the house.
537
00:29:21,972 --> 00:29:23,555
A whiskey for the movie star.
538
00:29:27,513 --> 00:29:30,638
Do you know who that Range
Rover outside belongs to?
539
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,430
Planning on buying it?
540
00:29:36,347 --> 00:29:37,222
Good stuff right?
541
00:29:40,806 --> 00:29:41,680
Another?
542
00:29:42,972 --> 00:29:43,889
I'd best not.
543
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:44,848
Ah, go on.
544
00:29:45,388 --> 00:29:46,471
Whoa. Whoa,
545
00:29:46,513 --> 00:29:47,722
the next one's on me.
546
00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,263
Dude,
you were brilliant earlier.
547
00:29:52,305 --> 00:29:53,596
Hey, you know that
Ray Kelly guy
548
00:29:53,638 --> 00:29:54,472
you're playing?
549
00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:57,013
I met him once.
550
00:29:58,888 --> 00:30:00,806
Would you like
to take again, sir?
551
00:30:00,848 --> 00:30:02,055
19.
552
00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:07,013
House, 21 blackjack.
553
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:07,847
House wins.
554
00:30:07,888 --> 00:30:08,764
Unlucky chance.
555
00:30:14,055 --> 00:30:15,097
I'm a fan.
556
00:30:20,263 --> 00:30:22,055
You got a ticket
in your pocket?
557
00:30:22,097 --> 00:30:23,596
A ticket?
558
00:30:26,305 --> 00:30:28,263
You got a theater ticket?
559
00:30:28,305 --> 00:30:29,680
A fucking theater ticket?
560
00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:30,597
You got one?
561
00:30:31,888 --> 00:30:33,346
Uh no.
562
00:30:33,388 --> 00:30:35,346
We're doing a show tonight.
563
00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:36,472
Oh yeah, I know.
564
00:30:37,764 --> 00:30:40,346
If you're such
a big fucking fan,
565
00:30:40,388 --> 00:30:42,596
why don't you have a theater
ticket in your pocket?
566
00:30:42,638 --> 00:30:43,888
I'm broke.
567
00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:45,846
You're broke and your
fucking sitting here
568
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,180
playing fucking cards?
569
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,555
You're fucking betting
like a fucking whore.
570
00:30:49,888 --> 00:30:51,388
You just lost a fan.
571
00:30:54,723 --> 00:30:55,555
Come on little fuck!
572
00:30:55,597 --> 00:30:56,263
Mr. Kelly!
573
00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,346
Come on!
574
00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:58,346
You wanna fucking play games?
Come on!
575
00:30:58,388 --> 00:31:00,846
Come on.
576
00:31:00,888 --> 00:31:02,097
That's a hell of a story.
577
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,180
- I've got to get going.
- No.
578
00:31:07,222 --> 00:31:08,388
Shots?
579
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:09,513
No, thanks.
580
00:31:09,555 --> 00:31:11,805
You get home safe, yeah?
581
00:31:18,472 --> 00:31:19,930
All right then.
582
00:31:48,764 --> 00:31:50,221
What the hell?
583
00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:51,763
Ahh, fuck!
584
00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:23,681
Oh, I'm sorry.
585
00:32:30,681 --> 00:32:32,430
Are you all right?
586
00:32:36,430 --> 00:32:37,847
Yes, I'm fine.
587
00:32:42,598 --> 00:32:44,681
Stop fucking following me!
588
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,013
Yes, I'm fine.
589
00:32:56,930 --> 00:33:00,597
Excuse me,
do I know you from somewhere?
590
00:33:00,639 --> 00:33:02,597
I'm Joe Johnson, the comedian.
591
00:33:02,639 --> 00:33:04,013
Of course you are.
592
00:33:05,263 --> 00:33:06,888
How stupid of me.
593
00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:08,639
Is that your Jeep outside?
594
00:33:08,681 --> 00:33:09,930
It is.
595
00:33:09,972 --> 00:33:11,430
Because I saw it earlier too.
596
00:33:11,472 --> 00:33:12,513
Outside the pub.
597
00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,680
Oh yeah, I park it
outside there for business.
598
00:33:14,722 --> 00:33:15,930
I'm an electrician.
599
00:33:15,972 --> 00:33:18,096
I can't park outside
where we're working,
600
00:33:18,138 --> 00:33:20,180
so you know it's funny,
601
00:33:20,222 --> 00:33:22,221
I've never once set
foot inside that pub.
602
00:33:22,263 --> 00:33:23,846
- Are you fucking with me?
- What?
603
00:33:23,888 --> 00:33:25,556
You're fucking with me!
604
00:33:27,598 --> 00:33:28,597
Excuse me?
605
00:33:29,805 --> 00:33:31,055
It's not even your voice!
606
00:33:31,097 --> 00:33:32,055
You live in London.
607
00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,846
- Listen, you've got me confused.
- It was you!
608
00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:34,680
I live here!
609
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:36,846
You heckled me!
610
00:33:36,888 --> 00:33:37,680
You're the heckler!
611
00:33:37,722 --> 00:33:39,721
I'm sorry.
I really have no idea
612
00:33:39,763 --> 00:33:41,222
what you're talking about.
613
00:34:20,556 --> 00:34:21,388
Yes, yes, yes.
614
00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:22,680
When it does go to print
615
00:34:22,722 --> 00:34:24,556
make sure it's
in big bold letters,
616
00:34:24,598 --> 00:34:26,556
Ray Kelly and his
wife were found
617
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,222
gunned down in their home.
618
00:34:31,430 --> 00:34:32,556
Hmm. For the last time.
619
00:34:32,598 --> 00:34:34,930
Yes, Ray and his wife
were found gunned down
620
00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:35,763
in their home,
621
00:34:35,805 --> 00:34:37,556
seemingly without motive.
622
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:38,388
I know.
623
00:34:38,430 --> 00:34:40,263
It is a bit bizarre, isn't it?
624
00:34:40,305 --> 00:34:43,221
Who hung this
on the front door?!
625
00:34:43,263 --> 00:34:44,721
Did somebody here do this?
626
00:34:44,763 --> 00:34:46,721
Babe, are you drunk?
627
00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:49,221
No I'm not fucking drunk!
628
00:34:49,263 --> 00:34:52,388
Joe, we've all been sat
in here since you left.
629
00:34:53,638 --> 00:34:55,055
I know I must,
630
00:34:55,097 --> 00:34:57,930
Catherine, that heckler
from the other night.
631
00:34:57,972 --> 00:34:59,472
I think he's crazy.
632
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,346
I picked on the wrong
guy, and took it too far.
633
00:35:02,388 --> 00:35:04,680
And now he's stalking me.
634
00:35:04,722 --> 00:35:07,596
He followed us here, he
called me at the pub,
635
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:10,221
and described the
shirt I was wearing.
636
00:35:10,263 --> 00:35:11,388
It's him!
637
00:35:11,972 --> 00:35:15,596
He hung this on the front door!
638
00:35:15,638 --> 00:35:17,346
It was probably just kids.
639
00:35:17,388 --> 00:35:18,888
You know,
the old killer clown thing.
640
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,638
But there's nobody for miles.
641
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,346
Right?
642
00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,346
You son of a bitch.
643
00:35:24,388 --> 00:35:27,096
You dumb asses,
he's messing with you.
644
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:30,888
Oh brilliant!
645
00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,596
Brilliant!
646
00:35:32,638 --> 00:35:34,222
He got me! Hah aha!
647
00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:41,388
Good one mate.
648
00:35:42,722 --> 00:35:45,055
More convincing than
yours, babe.
649
00:35:45,097 --> 00:35:47,180
Fuck yeah,
feel my heart beating.
650
00:35:47,222 --> 00:35:49,638
Agreed. Brilliant.
651
00:35:52,763 --> 00:35:55,180
Where did you
get that stupid mask?
652
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:57,347
There was a service
station on the way.
653
00:36:03,222 --> 00:36:04,263
Excuse me.
654
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:32,305
Lucie!
655
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:42,721
Lucie look, I'm flattered.
656
00:36:42,763 --> 00:36:44,888
Oi! Lucie!
657
00:36:45,431 --> 00:36:47,055
Just a sec.
658
00:36:47,097 --> 00:36:48,555
I'm going
out for a smoke.
659
00:36:59,097 --> 00:37:00,846
Can you get rid
of this psychopath,
660
00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:02,263
so we can all have a drink?
661
00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:07,138
Evelyn.
662
00:37:07,180 --> 00:37:08,680
Can you give us a minute?
663
00:37:16,722 --> 00:37:18,389
What are you plans?
664
00:37:18,431 --> 00:37:19,680
Throwing me out?
665
00:37:19,722 --> 00:37:20,597
No.
666
00:37:21,763 --> 00:37:23,263
I'm just asking.
667
00:37:24,222 --> 00:37:25,805
You don't give a shit do you?
668
00:37:28,555 --> 00:37:30,013
Since we got married
669
00:37:30,055 --> 00:37:32,513
I waited for you to
fall in love with me.
670
00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:33,638
But you never did.
671
00:37:34,930 --> 00:37:36,472
I just want you to be happy.
672
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:38,972
And I'm happy with you.
673
00:37:40,138 --> 00:37:41,888
I can't do this.
674
00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:43,722
Come on, just fuck me.
675
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,055
I need it.
676
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:47,972
Hmm?
677
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,221
This shit is potent.
678
00:38:10,263 --> 00:38:11,722
Well give us some then.
679
00:38:16,805 --> 00:38:17,638
Mmm.
680
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,138
How are them
big titties anyway?
681
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,472
These are just me
dad's headphones.
682
00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:26,638
Mmm. You're so hard.
683
00:38:30,472 --> 00:38:31,847
You're a crazy bitch.
684
00:38:32,805 --> 00:38:34,805
She could do with a few tokes.
685
00:38:35,763 --> 00:38:38,846
Why don't we go check out
that creepy garden then?
686
00:38:38,888 --> 00:38:40,138
Let's go girl.
687
00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:06,222
Knock, knock.
688
00:39:06,264 --> 00:39:07,721
How does it feel knowing
689
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,930
you are going to die tonight.
690
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,264
What will you miss?
691
00:39:11,306 --> 00:39:12,513
The applause?
692
00:39:12,555 --> 00:39:14,055
The whisky?
693
00:39:14,097 --> 00:39:16,846
Will you miss the pictures
she draws for you?
694
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,721
Are you trying to be profound?
695
00:39:18,763 --> 00:39:20,638
Because this stuff is painful.
696
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,346
Do you make other people
sit through this shit?
697
00:39:23,388 --> 00:39:25,055
No Joe.
698
00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:26,097
Only you.
699
00:39:28,597 --> 00:39:30,388
Well look I'm flattered.
700
00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:31,722
But I like women.
701
00:39:32,763 --> 00:39:33,972
I know you do.
702
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:37,805
How about you?
703
00:39:39,264 --> 00:39:40,721
Do you have any hobbies
704
00:39:40,763 --> 00:39:43,346
aside from this
amateur stalking thing?
705
00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:44,888
It's hilarious.
706
00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:46,888
I mean,
are you outside right now?
707
00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:49,264
Looking in,
watching my every move?
708
00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:51,597
You must be cold.
709
00:39:52,722 --> 00:39:54,888
Why don't you come
in and join the party?
710
00:39:55,763 --> 00:39:57,388
I'm not really a party guy.
711
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:59,471
Yeah I didn't think so.
712
00:39:59,513 --> 00:40:01,805
I can think of better
ways to entertain myself.
713
00:40:01,847 --> 00:40:03,013
Chronic masturbation?
714
00:40:04,763 --> 00:40:07,264
Let's get back to those
late night empty roads,
715
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,138
you travel as you tour.
716
00:40:10,597 --> 00:40:12,930
You are so lame.
717
00:40:12,972 --> 00:40:15,263
The loneliness of those
roads must be a constant
718
00:40:15,305 --> 00:40:18,597
reminder of those empty
super market aisles.
719
00:40:20,055 --> 00:40:21,638
The day your daddy disappeared.
720
00:40:22,638 --> 00:40:23,638
Poor little Joe.
721
00:40:25,139 --> 00:40:27,763
The movie star all
alone in the world.
722
00:40:29,223 --> 00:40:30,930
Like he is in the
room right now.
723
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:32,972
Bye Joe.
724
00:40:34,305 --> 00:40:35,181
It's show time.
725
00:40:53,055 --> 00:40:55,139
I knew you'd follow me.
726
00:41:05,847 --> 00:41:07,805
You know what I hate the most?
727
00:41:10,430 --> 00:41:13,181
She'll be your date
at the film premiere.
728
00:41:15,347 --> 00:41:18,347
Oh, oh, hello Joe.
729
00:41:21,347 --> 00:41:23,055
Oh naughty boy.
730
00:41:28,722 --> 00:41:29,597
Oh.
731
00:41:32,139 --> 00:41:33,722
Wow, okay.
732
00:41:36,305 --> 00:41:38,638
What are you doing now Joe?
733
00:41:39,972 --> 00:41:41,722
Joe not so high, my stomach!
734
00:41:43,056 --> 00:41:43,930
Joe.
735
00:41:45,472 --> 00:41:46,846
Joe please.
736
00:41:49,056 --> 00:41:49,888
Joe!
737
00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:55,721
Joe stop it.
738
00:42:21,263 --> 00:42:23,430
Would you hurry up and
cum already?
739
00:42:23,472 --> 00:42:25,346
It's got a bit boring now.
740
00:42:25,388 --> 00:42:28,263
Hurry up I'm
freezing my tits off.
741
00:42:34,098 --> 00:42:35,388
You okay?
742
00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:36,596
Yeah.
743
00:42:36,638 --> 00:42:38,930
You look like you were
about to have a heart attack.
744
00:42:38,972 --> 00:42:40,555
Don't die on me.
745
00:42:40,597 --> 00:42:41,471
I'll try not to.
746
00:42:41,513 --> 00:42:43,388
Well thanks for that.
747
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:46,513
I can take sex in the
woods off my bucket list.
748
00:42:46,555 --> 00:42:47,430
Lucie.
749
00:42:48,513 --> 00:42:49,930
Are you using me for sex?
750
00:42:53,472 --> 00:42:54,305
You are?
751
00:42:55,472 --> 00:42:56,972
Joe tried it on me earlier.
752
00:42:57,888 --> 00:42:59,430
He tried to kiss me.
753
00:42:59,472 --> 00:43:00,930
Oh shit.
754
00:43:00,972 --> 00:43:02,721
What is that it?
755
00:43:02,763 --> 00:43:05,680
What do you want me to do,
smack him or something?
756
00:43:05,722 --> 00:43:07,721
It might make things
a bit awkward.
757
00:43:07,763 --> 00:43:09,555
You're a prick aren't you?
758
00:43:09,597 --> 00:43:11,430
I'm supposed to be your girl.
759
00:43:11,472 --> 00:43:13,056
Look,
I'll have a word with him later.
760
00:43:13,097 --> 00:43:13,973
Well yeah.
761
00:43:17,555 --> 00:43:19,138
Did you hear that?
762
00:43:20,305 --> 00:43:24,388
Some mad man showed up
with an axe in the woods.
763
00:43:24,430 --> 00:43:27,056
No.
I'm being serious this time.
764
00:43:28,097 --> 00:43:29,056
Yeah sure.
765
00:43:54,097 --> 00:43:54,973
Luke?
766
00:43:57,722 --> 00:43:58,597
Luke?
767
00:44:05,222 --> 00:44:07,346
If you jump out at me
768
00:44:07,388 --> 00:44:09,305
I'll fucking kill you.
769
00:44:14,973 --> 00:44:15,847
Fuck this.
770
00:44:17,305 --> 00:44:19,305
I'm ignoring ya.
771
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,222
Well that's an improvement.
772
00:46:58,430 --> 00:46:59,471
Hey.
773
00:46:59,513 --> 00:47:00,764
Hi.
774
00:47:02,138 --> 00:47:03,138
You look shattered.
775
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:05,513
Yeah, oh. Went for a run.
776
00:47:06,638 --> 00:47:08,013
Where is Catherine?
777
00:47:08,055 --> 00:47:09,013
Oh I don't know.
778
00:47:09,055 --> 00:47:11,222
She had to write a press
release or something.
779
00:47:13,138 --> 00:47:17,597
Here, don't tell anyone,
but she snuck her laptop in.
780
00:47:18,806 --> 00:47:20,888
Bloody workaholic.
781
00:47:22,555 --> 00:47:26,930
Yeah, it seems this movie has
taken over everyone's life.
782
00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:28,430
What are you doing?
783
00:47:28,472 --> 00:47:29,388
Oh come on.
784
00:47:30,888 --> 00:47:31,930
What the fuck?
785
00:47:31,972 --> 00:47:33,596
You held my eyes
at dinner last night.
786
00:47:33,638 --> 00:47:35,681
No, you held mine
and it creeped me out.
787
00:47:35,723 --> 00:47:39,430
David,
take your hands off me please.
788
00:47:41,222 --> 00:47:44,638
Oh, sorry I misunderstood.
789
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,472
Yeah, I think you did.
790
00:48:10,222 --> 00:48:11,055
Joe.
791
00:48:49,930 --> 00:48:50,805
Joe?
792
00:49:15,055 --> 00:49:16,721
Ahh.
793
00:49:16,763 --> 00:49:17,639
Fuck.
794
00:49:21,847 --> 00:49:22,846
What?
795
00:49:22,888 --> 00:49:24,430
What was that?
796
00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:25,556
I thought you wanted to!
797
00:49:25,598 --> 00:49:27,598
Not like that. You used me.
798
00:49:29,055 --> 00:49:30,055
Oh come on Cat.
799
00:49:32,222 --> 00:49:33,305
I need a cigarette.
800
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:35,388
You gave up.
801
00:49:37,263 --> 00:49:39,222
Yeah just like
you gave up booze.
802
00:50:26,388 --> 00:50:27,514
Evelyn!
803
00:50:27,556 --> 00:50:29,680
I don't want to
talk to you right now.
804
00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:30,805
Look I didn't buy the mask
805
00:50:30,847 --> 00:50:31,721
at the service station.
806
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:32,388
He's here.
807
00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,347
Who's here?
808
00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:39,430
There is somebody here.
809
00:50:39,472 --> 00:50:40,680
I saw them from the window.
810
00:50:40,722 --> 00:50:41,680
Oh the heckler?
811
00:50:41,722 --> 00:50:43,263
I don't know, he was
wearing a clown mask,
812
00:50:43,305 --> 00:50:44,472
or something.
813
00:50:45,972 --> 00:50:47,055
Get over yourself.
814
00:50:47,097 --> 00:50:48,346
You're not being stalked.
815
00:50:48,388 --> 00:50:49,930
You're just delusional.
816
00:50:49,972 --> 00:50:50,888
Oh my god.
817
00:51:07,763 --> 00:51:08,598
Laura!
818
00:51:09,722 --> 00:51:11,221
We have to go
where are your keys?
819
00:51:11,263 --> 00:51:12,221
In the house.
820
00:51:12,263 --> 00:51:13,638
Well where is he?
821
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:14,514
I don't know!
822
00:51:14,556 --> 00:51:15,430
What does he want?
823
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,263
To destroy me.
824
00:51:16,305 --> 00:51:17,721
He called me this morning.
825
00:51:17,763 --> 00:51:19,805
This morning, and you
didn't think to tell anyone!
826
00:51:28,722 --> 00:51:29,556
They were here!
827
00:51:29,597 --> 00:51:31,680
Don't you know
how to hot wire a car?
828
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:33,556
I can't even tune a radio.
829
00:51:34,638 --> 00:51:35,930
We got to call for help.
830
00:51:38,597 --> 00:51:40,472
The fucking line is dead.
831
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,763
Joe do something!
832
00:51:41,805 --> 00:51:43,388
Shh!
833
00:51:43,430 --> 00:51:45,431
Laura, she called me earlier.
834
00:51:45,473 --> 00:51:46,638
She has a phone.
835
00:51:47,597 --> 00:51:49,180
Just wait here.
836
00:51:49,222 --> 00:51:51,138
No fucking way. Joe!
837
00:52:43,930 --> 00:52:46,180
Shit, shit, shit!
838
00:52:46,222 --> 00:52:48,389
Take it! Fucking take it!
839
00:52:55,473 --> 00:52:57,389
I did warn you Joe.
840
00:52:57,431 --> 00:52:59,263
Dangerous profession of yours.
841
00:52:59,305 --> 00:53:02,221
After all, look what
happened to Ray Kelly.
842
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,013
Holy fuck,
you killed Ray Kelly?
843
00:53:05,055 --> 00:53:07,721
Take off the mask,
Joe take off the mask!
844
00:53:07,763 --> 00:53:10,721
You got a name
creepy heckler guy?
845
00:53:10,763 --> 00:53:11,972
You don't wanna know.
846
00:53:19,888 --> 00:53:21,555
Get ready for a surprise.
847
00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:27,555
It was all a joke
Mr. Movie Star.
848
00:53:27,597 --> 00:53:29,221
Don't you remember me?
849
00:53:29,263 --> 00:53:31,347
Alex. 20 years ago?
850
00:53:31,389 --> 00:53:32,763
What's he talking about?
851
00:53:34,431 --> 00:53:35,930
I don't know.
852
00:53:36,888 --> 00:53:39,096
You killed my
father Ray Kelly!
853
00:53:39,138 --> 00:53:40,680
What?
854
00:53:40,722 --> 00:53:41,888
Tell them Joe!
855
00:53:41,930 --> 00:53:44,221
Tell them you have
blood on your hands.
856
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,138
Babe?
857
00:53:47,097 --> 00:53:48,055
He's crazy!
858
00:53:49,097 --> 00:53:50,722
Joe what the fuck's going on?
859
00:53:52,431 --> 00:53:53,763
I don't know.
860
00:53:55,431 --> 00:53:57,348
I don't know what
he's talking about.
861
00:53:58,763 --> 00:54:00,348
Babe. Look at me.
862
00:54:01,597 --> 00:54:02,597
Did you do that?
863
00:54:04,138 --> 00:54:06,096
Of course not.
864
00:54:06,138 --> 00:54:09,305
I know you did. I was there.
865
00:54:11,638 --> 00:54:13,596
I invited you here to my house,
866
00:54:13,638 --> 00:54:15,013
for a reason.
867
00:54:15,055 --> 00:54:16,722
You said it was your friend's.
868
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:19,513
Hmm.
My brother's not the only one
869
00:54:19,555 --> 00:54:20,638
who has been playing a role.
870
00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:24,555
Oh my dear brother.
871
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:27,138
You did great.
872
00:54:28,138 --> 00:54:30,722
Love the pumpkin heads.
873
00:54:30,972 --> 00:54:32,430
Very creative.
874
00:54:32,472 --> 00:54:34,263
What the fuck?!
875
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,513
Who's the shitty actress now?
876
00:54:37,555 --> 00:54:38,222
But truly Joe, the award for
best performance
877
00:54:38,306 --> 00:54:39,306
goes to you!
878
00:54:45,222 --> 00:54:47,722
I've got no idea
what's going on.
879
00:54:48,847 --> 00:54:50,013
Stay there.
880
00:54:51,847 --> 00:54:53,513
You're not going anywhere.
881
00:54:57,597 --> 00:54:58,555
Catherine!
882
00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:02,180
- Catherine come on.
- You are staying here.
883
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:04,763
Cath come on.
884
00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:06,846
God he's good.
885
00:55:06,888 --> 00:55:09,763
Another first class performance.
886
00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:13,763
He just seems so lovely
and normal, doesn't he?
887
00:55:14,888 --> 00:55:16,513
And yet...
888
00:55:19,348 --> 00:55:20,805
How could you?
889
00:55:29,805 --> 00:55:31,388
Hey!
890
00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:33,223
Get me a cigar!
891
00:55:34,306 --> 00:55:36,472
Today! Can you fucking hear me?
892
00:55:37,055 --> 00:55:38,306
Coming.
893
00:55:43,223 --> 00:55:44,972
One cigar, Mr. Kelly.
894
00:55:47,097 --> 00:55:48,888
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
895
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:51,346
You smoking something.
896
00:55:51,388 --> 00:55:53,055
No I am not smoking something,
897
00:55:53,097 --> 00:55:54,555
I'm excited to see you.
898
00:55:55,223 --> 00:55:56,306
You look tired.
899
00:55:56,555 --> 00:55:57,597
I am.
900
00:56:00,597 --> 00:56:02,846
53 fucking theaters.
901
00:56:02,888 --> 00:56:05,223
Never shoulda agreed
to that fucking tour.
902
00:56:06,388 --> 00:56:07,888
Feeling old.
903
00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:09,388
No you're not.
904
00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:10,638
Hmm. I am.
905
00:56:16,597 --> 00:56:18,388
What's your name again?
906
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:19,388
Hmm.
907
00:56:20,763 --> 00:56:23,222
Do you remember
when we first met?
908
00:56:23,264 --> 00:56:24,888
No.
909
00:56:24,930 --> 00:56:27,055
Well I was very
impressed by your...
910
00:56:27,097 --> 00:56:28,888
You had a
great fucking ass.
911
00:56:28,930 --> 00:56:30,430
That's why you're here.
912
00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:33,597
Well we've been
married a year.
913
00:56:36,264 --> 00:56:37,264
Don't remind me.
914
00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:41,430
Got another Christmas card.
915
00:56:50,388 --> 00:56:51,846
I missed you.
916
00:56:51,888 --> 00:56:53,472
You missed the fucking money.
917
00:56:54,472 --> 00:56:56,388
Mmm. A little bit of both.
918
00:56:56,430 --> 00:56:59,139
No, no, no.
919
00:57:00,305 --> 00:57:02,388
Stay down there.
920
00:57:02,430 --> 00:57:04,388
So pop a pill.
921
00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:07,596
No it gives me a headache.
922
00:57:07,638 --> 00:57:09,763
Well you don't want me?
923
00:57:11,513 --> 00:57:12,555
I want you,
924
00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:14,555
I want you to take
a fucking shower.
925
00:57:18,430 --> 00:57:19,972
Who the fuck is that?
926
00:57:20,555 --> 00:57:23,472
Hey! Get up and
take a fucking shower.
927
00:57:25,305 --> 00:57:26,930
God fucking dammit.
928
00:57:28,847 --> 00:57:30,347
Who's fucking here now?
929
00:57:39,930 --> 00:57:41,139
What the fuck?
930
00:58:22,388 --> 00:58:24,513
Ray? Oh my god.
931
00:58:24,555 --> 00:58:26,139
Oh my god, oh fuck.
932
00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:31,763
Who are you?
933
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:39,388
Not as easy to kill
with the mask off is it?
934
00:58:39,430 --> 00:58:40,346
Okay you listen,
935
00:58:40,388 --> 00:58:41,846
you listen to me.
936
00:58:41,888 --> 00:58:43,221
Whoever you are,
whatever you want.
937
00:58:43,263 --> 00:58:44,305
Whatever's happened.
938
00:58:45,222 --> 00:58:47,430
I know my husband was
not a very nice person.
939
00:58:48,930 --> 00:58:51,722
And you've done this now,
and he's gone.
940
00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:55,263
But I promise you,
941
00:58:55,305 --> 00:58:57,014
if you pull that trigger
the second time,
942
00:58:57,056 --> 00:58:58,472
it will cement you as this,
943
00:59:01,763 --> 00:59:03,221
as a killer.
944
00:59:03,263 --> 00:59:06,180
Please there is no going back.
945
00:59:06,222 --> 00:59:07,763
You'll be gone too darling.
946
00:59:09,888 --> 00:59:12,513
I can see you're scared.
947
00:59:12,555 --> 00:59:13,888
You're a kid.
948
00:59:15,430 --> 00:59:17,930
I can see that you're good.
949
01:00:32,305 --> 01:00:33,388
I'm sorry.
950
01:00:48,973 --> 01:00:51,471
I can still smell
the burning plastic.
951
01:00:51,513 --> 01:00:53,846
You thought I was dead, right?
952
01:00:53,888 --> 01:00:55,638
You shot me in the face.
953
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,846
Not in the brain.
954
01:00:56,888 --> 01:01:00,638
But sometimes people have
to fucking learn a lesson.
955
01:01:23,097 --> 01:01:24,680
You are nothing.
956
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,596
You remember what
a piece of shit you are.
957
01:01:35,472 --> 01:01:37,889
I'm Ray fucking Kelly.
958
01:01:37,931 --> 01:01:39,931
I'm the king of fucking lessons.
959
01:01:43,097 --> 01:01:44,263
But Alex.
960
01:01:49,638 --> 01:01:50,931
That night.
961
01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:07,263
Why would I kill Ray Kelly?
962
01:02:07,305 --> 01:02:08,847
You will remember this day.
963
01:02:08,889 --> 01:02:11,096
You will remember this day.
964
01:02:11,138 --> 01:02:12,889
He's my hero!
965
01:02:12,931 --> 01:02:15,848
Yeah just like your dad was
when he walked out on you.
966
01:02:16,763 --> 01:02:18,848
Daddy didn't even care
you existed.
967
01:02:20,597 --> 01:02:22,430
You'll remember me.
968
01:02:35,597 --> 01:02:37,138
Say you love me.
969
01:02:38,472 --> 01:02:39,388
What?
970
01:02:40,638 --> 01:02:43,222
Oh you do though, don't you?
971
01:02:44,138 --> 01:02:46,764
You have your moments.
972
01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:48,430
Just say it!
973
01:02:49,722 --> 01:02:52,138
- Leave me alone.
- Hah, I knew it.
974
01:02:57,055 --> 01:02:59,971
You talk too much,
I'll give you that.
975
01:03:00,013 --> 01:03:01,763
You
will remember this day.
976
01:03:03,347 --> 01:03:05,097
You will remember me.
977
01:03:06,848 --> 01:03:07,722
Ray?
978
01:03:10,347 --> 01:03:12,430
Please
welcome to the stage.
979
01:03:12,472 --> 01:03:15,513
The legendary, Ray Kelly!
980
01:03:23,097 --> 01:03:24,596
Thank you very fucking much.
981
01:03:24,638 --> 01:03:26,388
It's been a great night,
982
01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:27,888
you've been a great
fucking audience.
983
01:03:27,930 --> 01:03:30,971
Fuck you and
drive fucking careful.
984
01:03:31,013 --> 01:03:32,138
Oi!
985
01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:33,930
Twat in the shit wig.
986
01:03:35,806 --> 01:03:36,764
Who said that?
987
01:03:36,806 --> 01:03:37,764
What?
988
01:03:37,806 --> 01:03:39,806
When's the real
comedian going to come on?
989
01:03:40,055 --> 01:03:42,680
Wait,
what the fuck did you just say?
990
01:03:43,930 --> 01:03:45,888
Oh, I'm sorry everybody.
991
01:03:45,930 --> 01:03:47,555
We have a fucking person here
992
01:03:47,597 --> 01:03:49,471
from the fucking
mental institution.
993
01:03:49,513 --> 01:03:51,513
Sitting right over there!
994
01:03:51,555 --> 01:03:53,013
How are you doing buddy?
995
01:03:53,055 --> 01:03:53,888
Doing great.
996
01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:54,888
Doing good huh?
997
01:03:54,930 --> 01:03:56,097
You call that a heckle?
998
01:03:56,597 --> 01:03:58,346
Is that what you're
fucking trying to do?
999
01:03:58,388 --> 01:04:00,180
Oh boy. I got a good one here.
1000
01:04:00,222 --> 01:04:01,888
This is what I thrive on.
1001
01:04:03,723 --> 01:04:05,930
All right, all right,
put up the lights.
1002
01:04:06,555 --> 01:04:07,846
A young dude, all right.
1003
01:04:07,888 --> 01:04:09,346
Come up here, come up here.
1004
01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:10,930
Get your little ass up here.
1005
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:12,681
Ladies and gentlemen, give
him a round of applause
1006
01:04:12,723 --> 01:04:13,596
ladies and gentlemen.
1007
01:04:13,638 --> 01:04:14,764
Don't be scared.
1008
01:04:16,222 --> 01:04:17,681
There, nice, nice.
1009
01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:19,930
Ladies and gentlemen,
one night only.
1010
01:04:19,972 --> 01:04:21,846
You're up here, I'm up here.
1011
01:04:21,888 --> 01:04:23,388
We are here together.
1012
01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:24,806
You want to fucking
say something?
1013
01:04:27,055 --> 01:04:28,680
You want to say
something to the crowd?
1014
01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:31,722
You wanna talk?
1015
01:04:31,764 --> 01:04:33,555
Let me give you the microphone.
1016
01:04:33,597 --> 01:04:34,681
There you go.
1017
01:04:34,723 --> 01:04:35,888
Want to take the fucking mic?
1018
01:04:35,930 --> 01:04:36,764
Say something.
1019
01:04:38,597 --> 01:04:40,221
You got nothing to say.
1020
01:04:40,263 --> 01:04:41,138
Nothing.
1021
01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:44,055
You're a fucking nothing.
1022
01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:47,013
You're a fucking
specimen of shit.
1023
01:04:49,597 --> 01:04:51,263
Don't move, wait a minute.
1024
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:52,180
No pity for him.
1025
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,930
I don't want to hear Hoo,
eee, ahh.
1026
01:04:55,597 --> 01:04:57,346
You're a fucking sperm.
1027
01:04:57,388 --> 01:05:00,055
That didn't make it out of
your mother's fucking pussy.
1028
01:05:00,097 --> 01:05:01,846
You came out of her ass.
1029
01:05:01,888 --> 01:05:04,805
That's right, you are a
fucking piece of shit.
1030
01:05:04,847 --> 01:05:06,681
You're nothing.
1031
01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:08,346
This is a fucking lesson.
1032
01:05:08,388 --> 01:05:09,639
You will remember this day.
1033
01:05:09,681 --> 01:05:11,681
You will remember this day.
1034
01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:13,930
You will remember me.
1035
01:05:13,972 --> 01:05:15,430
These are the
fucking learning years.
1036
01:05:15,472 --> 01:05:16,596
These are forming years.
1037
01:05:16,638 --> 01:05:17,888
I am making you.
1038
01:05:17,930 --> 01:05:19,763
One day, you will walk down
1039
01:05:19,805 --> 01:05:21,930
the fucking street and
you will see me.
1040
01:05:21,972 --> 01:05:23,930
I will be getting out
of a fucking limo.
1041
01:05:23,972 --> 01:05:24,930
You will come over.
1042
01:05:24,972 --> 01:05:27,221
You will sit on your
fucking hands and knees,
1043
01:05:27,263 --> 01:05:29,597
and you will kiss my balls.
1044
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:33,221
And you will say "Thank
you, thank you Ray Kelly,
1045
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:35,597
for teaching me
a fucking lesson."
1046
01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:39,013
And believe me I'm
being nice to you.
1047
01:05:39,055 --> 01:05:42,388
This is Ray Kelly,
being fucking nice.
1048
01:05:42,430 --> 01:05:45,013
I could of fucking
shot you up here.
1049
01:05:45,055 --> 01:05:46,971
That what we fucking
do back in Brooklyn.
1050
01:05:47,013 --> 01:05:49,763
We fucking shoot
pieces of shit like you.
1051
01:05:49,805 --> 01:05:52,681
This is my fucking stage,
you understand that?
1052
01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:54,639
You open your
fucking little whole,
1053
01:05:54,681 --> 01:05:56,305
and this is what you get.
1054
01:05:56,347 --> 01:05:58,681
Now get off my fucking stage.
1055
01:05:59,763 --> 01:06:00,805
Don't fucking cry!
1056
01:06:01,972 --> 01:06:02,805
Don't fucking cry!
1057
01:06:02,847 --> 01:06:04,346
Who's your fucking daddy?
1058
01:06:04,388 --> 01:06:06,138
I'm your fucking daddy!
1059
01:06:09,888 --> 01:06:10,971
Ladies and gentlemen
1060
01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:13,096
I apologize you had
to fucking hear this.
1061
01:06:13,138 --> 01:06:16,555
Sometimes people have to
fucking learn a lesson.
1062
01:06:18,055 --> 01:06:19,305
I'm Ray fucking Kelly.
1063
01:06:19,347 --> 01:06:21,472
I'm the king of fucking lessons.
1064
01:06:46,138 --> 01:06:49,013
I always wanted to star
in my own scary movie.
1065
01:06:49,055 --> 01:06:51,721
Those are after all my
video tapes over there.
1066
01:06:51,763 --> 01:06:54,639
You may have noticed,
mostly horror.
1067
01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:57,680
Catherine!
1068
01:06:57,722 --> 01:06:59,846
She is fucking crazy.
1069
01:06:59,888 --> 01:07:00,763
Can't you see?
1070
01:07:03,888 --> 01:07:04,888
Stay there!
1071
01:07:05,888 --> 01:07:07,514
Just hold them
here until I get back.
1072
01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:08,888
He's running away!
1073
01:07:10,388 --> 01:07:13,013
You know I admire you in a way.
1074
01:07:13,055 --> 01:07:16,180
One of those people that
return to the scene of a crime.
1075
01:07:16,222 --> 01:07:19,430
You star in a movie
of a man you killed.
1076
01:07:21,430 --> 01:07:23,930
Doesn't get any more
twisted than that.
1077
01:07:24,805 --> 01:07:28,180
Knock, knock Joe Johnson,
is anyone home?
1078
01:07:28,222 --> 01:07:29,097
Hello!
1079
01:07:30,805 --> 01:07:32,598
You all make me sick.
1080
01:07:42,888 --> 01:07:43,930
Catherine.
1081
01:07:52,430 --> 01:07:53,347
Catherine!
1082
01:08:01,597 --> 01:08:03,431
Catherine wait!
1083
01:08:03,473 --> 01:08:04,305
Catherine!
1084
01:08:06,556 --> 01:08:08,221
Why are you running away?
1085
01:08:08,263 --> 01:08:09,138
Joe please.
1086
01:08:10,138 --> 01:08:12,930
I'm not, it's me.
1087
01:08:12,972 --> 01:08:14,763
Look at me Catherine it's me.
1088
01:08:14,805 --> 01:08:16,972
- I just want to go.
- Where are you going?
1089
01:08:18,430 --> 01:08:20,263
Please, I just want to go.
1090
01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,013
I'm not going to hurt you.
1091
01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:23,888
I know.
1092
01:08:23,930 --> 01:08:25,055
You know?
1093
01:08:25,097 --> 01:08:26,721
I do.
1094
01:08:26,763 --> 01:08:28,430
Then why are you running away?
1095
01:08:29,556 --> 01:08:31,055
I just need you to understand.
1096
01:08:31,097 --> 01:08:33,347
Those two are crazy. It's lies!
1097
01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:36,597
I know.
1098
01:08:42,263 --> 01:08:44,013
What are you doing?
1099
01:08:44,055 --> 01:08:45,263
It's just you didn't listen.
1100
01:08:45,305 --> 01:08:48,805
You didn't listen and
now look what's happened.
1101
01:08:48,847 --> 01:08:50,805
I always knew
you were a loser!
1102
01:08:50,847 --> 01:08:51,805
Ugh what?
1103
01:08:52,722 --> 01:08:54,013
No, no, no, no.
1104
01:09:08,097 --> 01:09:08,930
Stop.
1105
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,389
Evelyn!
1106
01:09:52,763 --> 01:09:54,180
Evelyn.
1107
01:09:56,055 --> 01:09:57,431
Turn that handle
1108
01:09:57,473 --> 01:09:59,555
I'm going to
turn you inside out.
1109
01:10:05,222 --> 01:10:06,888
All of it was for you.
1110
01:10:06,930 --> 01:10:09,513
The very first day we met.
1111
01:10:09,555 --> 01:10:11,431
Been so much fun
playing a role of someone
1112
01:10:11,472 --> 01:10:13,389
who actually cares about you.
1113
01:10:16,431 --> 01:10:17,596
Whoopsies!
1114
01:10:17,638 --> 01:10:19,221
Butter fingers!
1115
01:10:19,263 --> 01:10:21,097
Go ahead, pick it up!
1116
01:11:32,555 --> 01:11:35,555
You must have known your
past would catch up with you.
1117
01:11:35,597 --> 01:11:37,306
It didn't scare you
reading the papers
1118
01:11:37,348 --> 01:11:39,097
about Ray's surviving children?
1119
01:11:40,013 --> 01:11:40,930
I never read them.
1120
01:11:40,972 --> 01:11:43,180
I wanted to pretend
like it never happened.
1121
01:11:43,222 --> 01:11:46,555
The thought of those
murders terrified me.
1122
01:11:46,597 --> 01:11:47,597
I'm sorry.
1123
01:11:48,513 --> 01:11:50,180
Oh no, I'm sorry.
1124
01:11:51,472 --> 01:11:54,264
You had it in you to be better.
1125
01:11:56,430 --> 01:11:57,972
When I was five,
1126
01:11:59,472 --> 01:12:03,971
my dad, he took me
to the super market.
1127
01:12:04,013 --> 01:12:06,888
I don't want to hear this.
1128
01:12:06,930 --> 01:12:08,888
He left me in the aisles.
1129
01:12:08,930 --> 01:12:10,638
A little kid.
1130
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,055
The fucking trolly
was bigger than me.
1131
01:12:14,763 --> 01:12:17,888
Oh please just
hurry up and die!
1132
01:12:17,930 --> 01:12:20,096
The only good thing in my life
1133
01:12:20,138 --> 01:12:22,055
was Ray Kelly. Your dad.
1134
01:12:23,055 --> 01:12:24,223
He made me laugh.
1135
01:12:25,763 --> 01:12:29,680
When I knocked on your door
that night I'd been drinking.
1136
01:12:29,722 --> 01:12:31,680
I just thought I
had the whole thing
1137
01:12:31,722 --> 01:12:33,846
played out like a movie.
1138
01:12:33,888 --> 01:12:35,805
It was like, it wasn't real.
1139
01:12:36,763 --> 01:12:38,055
It wasn't me.
1140
01:12:39,138 --> 01:12:40,430
But it was you.
1141
01:12:41,138 --> 01:12:44,513
That night in our home,
1142
01:12:44,555 --> 01:12:46,097
what you did.
1143
01:12:51,305 --> 01:12:52,680
Go on!
1144
01:12:52,722 --> 01:12:54,223
Just finish me off!
1145
01:12:54,763 --> 01:12:55,763
Come on!
1146
01:12:59,555 --> 01:13:01,763
You're going to
die soon anyway.
1147
01:14:34,055 --> 01:14:35,763
Bizzare
reports are coming in.
1148
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,846
Seven found dead in
horrifying home invasion.
1149
01:14:38,888 --> 01:14:41,971
Celebrity comedian Joe
Johnson is the sole survivor,
1150
01:14:42,013 --> 01:14:44,680
of an horrific home invasion.
1151
01:14:59,972 --> 01:15:04,972
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
1151
01:15:05,305 --> 01:16:05,337
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