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You okay?

I'm okay.

I think.

Crampy.

Did they at least
give you a lollipop?

You want something
to eat... Ice cream?

No, I'm not-I'm not hungry.

I'm... I'm, like,
a little nauseous.

That's the anesthesia.

Only one thing will
help with that.

Ice-cold. Mexican.

Mmm.

- In a bottle.
- In a bottle.

- Oh, God. So perfect.
- Mm.

Thank you so much.

Can you drop me off
at my mom's house?

I think I'm gonna hang there
for the rest of the day.

Good.

Do you want me to be there
with you when you tell her?

Oh, I'm not gonna tell her.

Hello. Hello.

- Oh.

Oh, sorry.

Ooh, are you ok... Okay.

- Sorry. This always happens to... Oh.

Idiot. Stupid.

Okay.

All right.

Can I get

Okay.

Hi. Sam Fox.

Yes. So good to have you.

- Thank you.
- Leona.

This is Leona. Leona's gonna
be your assistant today.

Oh, my assistant. Okay.

You need to fill out a name tag.

Oh. All right. Here.

Ooh, you brought donuts.

I didn't know how many
people to bring it for,

- but there you go.
- That was nice of you,

but we can't bring
food in the classrooms.

Health and safety. But I
love me some Krispy Kreme.

Teachers are allowed.
One of the perks.

Good. You deserve it.

Teachers are the best.

Hi.

Oh, sweetie.

Hi.
- Where are you?

I'm in
the trading room.

Where? The what?

What are you doing home?

I don't know. I just,
uh, just came home.

Felt like being here.

What are these?

This is Mom's old
baseball card collection.

Um, I wouldn't touch
them if I were you.

Lady Crazy has them categorized

by year, team,

player, position.

And God knows what else. So...

Where is she?

Some charity thing,
I don't know.

So, uh, what grade
am I reading to?

- Sixth grade.
- Sixth grade?

That's crazy. These books
ain't for middle schoolers.

I guess I'll do this
one and I can just put

a little spin on
it, right, Leona?

Heh.

Excuse
me, I'm Tony Soprano.

- I'm looking for a friend of mine named Sammy.

- Uncle Kevin!

- Hey, baby girl. How you doing?
- Hi.

- Ooh, look at you. Look at you.
- I'm good. How you doing? What?

- Ugh, looking good, Sammy, looking good...
- What?

I love my
wife, I love my wife.

- Hey... How are the girls?

- Oh, great. They're all older than me now.

You know, give my love
to them, please. Aw.

- Great... What grade you get?
- Sixth.

Ooh, you got the same grade
as my buddy Danny Trejo.

- You know Danny?
- Are you kidding me?

Max and I were just
eating his tacos.

Ugh, girl, I might as
well tape those to my ass.

- Let me tell you... Yo, Danny.

Yo, yo, yo, man.

- Come here. I want you to meet a friend.
- Hey.

- This is Sam Fox.
Hi.

- Hi...
- We go way back in the day.

We did a lot of games and
shows and whatnot, man.

She's got the sixth grade, too.

I know who she
is. I'm a big fan.

Are you kidding
me? Oh, my God.

I have to tell you, my heart...

I'm a little
starstruck right now.

- Runaway Train.
- That was my first movie.

And I am so glad I let
that guy kick my ass.

- Me, too.

Hey, can I get a
selfie with you?

My girls would die. I
never ask people for these.

- I got to.
- Hey, anything for the kids. I've got 18.

- Eight...
- What?

That's "chy."

- Someone needs a vasectomy.
- It's chai.

- Chai? Chai.
- It's a holy number.

It's-it's a good thing.

I can't wait for my youngest

to be done with middle school.

One more year and she's free.
Middle school is the worst.

Boy, I agree,

'cause the last of my kids are
going through middle school.

You really
have 18 kids?

Damn. Ooh.

: 18 kids.

- Ooh, boy, eh?

- See you, Danny, Sammy.
- All right. - Love you, Kevin.

- Love you, baby. Take care.
- See you.

Yeah, I've been having
kids for the past 55 years.

- Whoa.
- You know, at one point,

I had my daughter,
my granddaughter

and my great-granddaughter
all in the same middle school.

- Oh, my God.
- Now I just have my baby.

She's in some
bougie-washy school

in, uh, the Valley.

Oh, which school?

S.N.A.

S.N... That's where
my daughter goes.

That's crazy. How have
I not seen you there?

Maybe they know each other.

Maybe. It was nice
meeting you, Sam.

- Nice to meet you, too.
- And, uh, watch your back in there.

Watch my back? What
are you talking about?

You've never done
this before, huh?

No.

Well, the room can
get really cold.

And them little shits can
turn on you in a minute.

So what I usually
do when that happens

is, uh, funny voices. Like,

: Hey,
papi, watch out, papi.

Here I come. I'm going
to bring the water now.

Hey, papi, ¿sabes que?

Boil a lot of firewood.

- : You know, so, that kind of helps.

Who knew

- you had all of that in you?

- See you.
- Good luck. Bye-bye.

- Why don't you use your key?
- I forgot my key.

- Hello, sir.
- Heya.

- Hey. Hi.
- Hey. Hiya, chimp.

Give me some sugar. Oh...

- It's good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

Um, I'm
a little parched.

Could I get a glass of water?

For sure. Yeah.

Hey.

Hi, Dad.
- Hey, honey. What a nice surprise.

- How are you?
- How are you?

Good, yeah. I mean, we
had a really good trip.

Yeah, but
it was hella hot.

Like, 110 degrees every day.

Yeah, but we made the best of it, though.
- Hi.

- Right?
Guys, I think I'm gonna order kabobs

from Massis.

Dad, do you want anything?

Yeah, do you want kabobs, Dad?

- I'm hungry.
- I'm hungry, too.

You know,

your mother always, always keeps

somewhere she...

Oh, this...

I knew it.

Who wants camarones borrachos?

Kids, quiet down.

Settle down. Everybody, quiet.

Sam Fox is here to
read you a book.

Hello. Hi.

So...

You can use this.

- This is okay?
- Yeah.

Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt.

Hi.

So, I'm here to read you
guys this book today.

So, it's really good to see you.

And, uh, uh, it's called
Giorgio Scoots Along.

Okay.

I used...

- On this?
Mm-hmm.

Oh, cool.

You see the...
That's the wrong way.

Okay, so, here we go.

"Giorgio the giraffe,
he liked to have fun.

"He played on the scooter

out in the hot sun."

Oh... That's so cool.

I remember these from... Um...

Okay. "He went on
the street, and..."

Oh, I can read it from there.

So dumb...

"I don't like to walk.
I don't like to run.

All I want is fun, fun, fun."

: I
don't like to walk,

I don't like to run.

All I want is fun, fun, fun.

: You know what?

You guys don't want me to
read this book, do you?

I mean, it-it's like... This is,
like, this is for babies, right?

No, you guys are
probably wondering,

"Who is this lady" and what
am I doing here, right?

'Cause you're famous?

What's your name?

Adrien.

No, Adrien, I am not famous.

I am what you call
a working actor.

I work onstage and on screen.

Sometimes I write
and direct stuff.

What do you want to
do when you grow up?

I want to play in the NFL.

- What do you want to do?
- Football.

I sense a pattern
here. How about you?

- Baseball.
- Hmm. Okay.

But what if you couldn't
play sports anymore

when you got older?

Then what would you do?

I want to be the
president's doctor.

Oh, that is very specific.

I don't want to be an actor,
because, like, that time

I did Lion King
in the third grade

and I fell on stage
during the performance.

Ha! That shit was
so funny, Beatrice.

- Your ass ate it.
No, no, no.

Adrien, last warning.

Listen,

you don't worry about
that, sweetheart.

Because funky stuff happens
onstage all the time.

And here's the best part:

You don't just
have to be an actor

if you want to work
in my business.

Does anybody here like to draw?

You like to draw? You
guys like to draw?

You could be a graphic designer,

an animator.

You could work in
the art department.

You could be an electrician.

You could set up all
kinds of cool lighting.

Who here likes to drive?

You like to drive?

You could be a stunt driver.

You could drive a pod car.

A teamster. A
transportation coordinator.

Transportation captain.

- Wouldn't you like to be a captain?

Who likes to climb?

You could be a rigger.
You could be a grip.

You could be a gaffer.

What about fashion?

Anybody into fashion?

You could be a costumer.

You could be a shopper.

You guys are good at math?

- The accounting department

of a TV show, of a movie.

And you could be the face
that hands people their check,

- because I know, personally...
- Is this you?

What is that?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Don't Google me. Don't, don't, don't.
- Damn.

- - Damn!
- Don't Google me!

Don't, don't, don't,
don't. You have Wi-Fi here?

Hey!
- It's not

- meant for... kids.

Yeah.

Anyway, there's all kinds of

lops of jo-jobs you
could do in, uh...

I'm gonna talk to them
about the books next time.

But you guys keep going.

Stay in school!

Be cool!

Yeah.

You're in trouble, Adrien.

Dad, say hi to Pepper.

Hi, Pepper.

- Hi.
- Hi!

- Cooking some food.
- Oh, okay.

Bye!

Buddy bench. I heard of those.

It's just a bench.

Yeah.

So, what do you want to be
when you grow up, Leona?

I'm gonna be a doctor.

Good for you.

Do you like school?

It's okay.

It's sometimes hard
to go to school here.

Why?

I hate the cops.

Oh.

They just stop kids
at the playground,

starting from when
we're really little.

Just trying to get
information off of us.

The cops just creep
around and they say,

"Hey, y'all. Come over here."

They razzle-dazzle the kids,

especially the boys.

And they say,
"What's your name?"

And the boy says, "My
name is Kevin Simmons."

And they say, "Well,
where do you live, Kevin?

Do you go to school
here, Kevin?"

And the boy says, "I live at 15
Hargraves Street in Compton."

And now Kevin Simmons is
in the fucking system.

Shit.

Mmm.

School burgers.

Who is that?

Uh, it's a guy from France.

He DMs me every once in a while.

Oh, a man?

Duke, a man?

Did he just ask if he could
come visit you in L.A.?

Okay, whatever. I'm never
gonna actually meet him.

He follows me.

Yeah, 'cause of all your
thirst trap bullshit, Duke.

The puckering. The posing.

The sucking on pencil...
It's really disgusting.

Leave her alone, Frankie. Weird
people DM you all the time.

Yeah, gentle sirs and
beardnecks or whatever the fuck.

Cool. Have fun with that.

- Oh, my... Can you just, like, shut the fuck up.
- Good luck meeting

- the best friends of your life.
- And mind your own business?

- Incels. Pedophiles.
- Like, yeah, like you have any friends.

Like, I actually don't
think anybody actually cares

- what you think though.
- I'm sorry, can you speak up a little bit?

I think you're mumbling
a little bit too much.

Do you have any
original thoughts

- or do you just copy everything you hear Mom say?
Really?

Like, do you need to do
that when he's right there?

It's so 101.

Like, you just want to
see how gross you can be?

You're acting like
basic bitches.

Excuse me?

"Bitch" is nonbinary.

Agreed.

Are you okay?

Fine.

What?

Nothing. Butt out.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Slow down.

You're talking to a grown man?

Block him or I will
contact him myself.

Do you understand me?

- Yes.
- Good.

Don't fuck around.

- It's really, really dumb.
- Okay,

sorry. Can I have my arm back?

Chewy. Dude. Dude.

- Chewy, come on.

Jesus.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey, sweetheart.
How you feeling?

Good. I'm just, like, a
little bit tired. I...

Yeah.

You're the best.

You okay?

Yeah, I-I just...

I didn't think that I would
be feeling all of these

f-feelings.

Yeah. Feelings are good.

Honey, I'd be worried
if you didn't have them.

So when are you
gonna tell your mom?

No, she-she doesn't
like knowing too much.

And this falls directly
into that category.

You got to give her some credit.

I know.

This is kind of a big thing
for me to keep from her.

We tell each other everything.

I need a little bit of
time to figure it out.

It's just a few weeks.

Well, don't take too long.

These things have a shelf life.

Heads up:

My dad's here.

- Uh...

what?

Dad.

Oh, hey, Rich.

Hi. Xander.

What's... good?

I was just dropping Duke off.

You know, we spent
the week together.

Had an epic vacation.

And the girls were hungry.

- Mm.
- So I made 'em some shrimp.

You want some?

Where's Sam?

I don't, uh...

I don't...

You think she'd mind my
being here in her kitchen?

Oh, for sure.

But she'll get over it.

- Right.

It's nice to see you.

Yes.

I'm

gonna go get a vase for those.

Yeah. Flowers for Max.

What's the special occasion?

Does there need to be one?

Yeah, he just does stuff like
that for me all the time.

That's nice.

Eh.

- But you like your room.
- Okay, well, I'm older

and Max's room is bigger, so...

If you let me, you can use my
old room as your private studio.

Where you need
permission to enter.

Fine. Deal?

Fuck.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

Well, I've been texting
and you didn't respond.

I came over.

Well, I turned my phone
off. What's wrong?

I've been infiltrated, the
perimeter has been breached.

Voldemort is in the castle.

Okay, just... Um... You know,

- I'm a... I'm... You're...
- He's cooking

his fucking delicious
camarones borrachos

or whatever the
fuck it's called,

and it's probably got grease
splatter all over my kitchen

like 55 frat boys
jizzed on the counters.

- Sam.
- I hate it.

I thought we were
over this, right?

Yes, but it still
gives me shpilkes.

Excuse me. Can I come in?

Um, now is not a good time.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, are we entertaining
a gentleman caller?

Excuse me. What's the
name of this interloper?

Hmm?

Just let me come in
for one sec and say hi.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

What?!

Ho, ho!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Wow.

You can really dance.

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Oh...

Those aren't school pants.

- Okay. - SUNNY: Okay.
Yep. Yep, yep.

Mom and Dad were doing it.

Thanks. Love you, bye.

Love you, mean it.

Yes! I just got to go process

- what I just saw.
- Bye.

Okay.

That's fantastic.

Have fun, there.

Think it went well.

Good for you guys.

Hi.
- Hi.

Hello.

Is the coast clear?

Is there a horse head in my bed?

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hi, Mom.
- Stinkbug!

- Missed my stinkbug.
- I missed you, I missed you. I missed you so much.

Oh, baby, I missed
you so much, too. Mm.

- How was it?
- It was... Yeah, it was good.

Yeah? - DUKE: It was okay.
- She is taller than you now.

Oh, my God, if one more
fucking person says that.

Okay? We know.

- Hi.
What is this...

Mm, my baby's here.

- Mm.
Wow.

And you were here and
you were here and...

Any opportunity to hang
with my bro Xander.

Yeah.

Yeah, so you guys...

Had a nice visit?

Um...

Hmm? What?

Uh...

What? What is it? Just tell me.

What'd he... what'd
he do to my kitchen?

Did he make a mess?

- No.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

He says to say hi.

Oh. Oh. Hi.

Hi.

- What are you doing home?

I just wanted to see you.

You did?
- Yeah.

- And I'm still looking for an apartment.
Oh, what...

Oh, were your baseball
cards in a special order?

Uh, yeah.

Mom, I know they were.

I put them in a box in the
exact order you had them in.

I have a whole system.

Okay, great.

So when you get done
with your system

get rid of 'em.

- Toss 'em.
- Wh...

Whoa. Who cleaned up?

You cleaned up?

No. Dad did.

Oh.

Oh, wow. You could
eat off the counter.

Mm-hmm.

- Thank you. Schnapps.
- Schnapps.

Thank you.

He made you a plate.

Oh, he m-m...

That's pretty nice.

So, how was your thing?

It was, uh...

It was cute. The
kids were funny.

Sweetie pies.

I don't think I made any
impact on their lives.

No, Mom, I'm
sure they loved you.

You've always been good
at that kind of thing.

Did you do voices?

I may have done a
couple of voices.

What did you do today?

Uh, y... Not much, just...

Oh, goddamn it!

Mmm! Mmm!

He always made this so good.

Mom, my dad got you a present.

- Come on.
- What?

- My dad got you a present.
- Let's go.

- No. I don't...
- Yes, let's go.

- Well, uh...
- Come on. Come on.

Why is it upstairs?

Just-just come on, come on.

Was he up here?

- Whoa! Whoa.
- What?

- Whoa, whoa. No.
- Why are you...

What is that?

It's a ward, all right?

Dad got it in Sedona.

He thought it would, I
don't know, protect us.

Um, okay. Well,
then, you take it.

I do not want that.

No, I don't mess with
enchanted objects.

Uh, ooh.

That's a lot. There's, like...

Like, I don't even
want to touch this.

Like, there's a weird

there's a heavy, bad... like,
an energy coming off of it.

Am I right? Do you feel that?

I don't-I don't know, Mom. I
don't-I don't feel anything.

Oh, I'm...

Thank you.

Okay, Xander.

"¿Quiubo?

"My name is Sparrow.
Place wreaths of marigold

"or malachite beads around me.

"At night, I like to hear
music of my home country.

"If you ever get drained
or need grounding,

"I will be here.

"But don't move me much.

I have to stay right here."

Okay, Yorick.

Um...

- I hate it.
- No, no.

- No, it's a no. Yeah.
- I hate it. I don't want to touch it.

- Yeah. No.
- I don't want it here.

I feel like I... You
got to get rid of it.

- True. I'll take care of it.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

"But don't move me much.

I have to stay right here."

Are you really gonna fucking
keep this thing here forever?

- No, no, no.
- Okay. Okay.

- No.
- Agreed.

- Okay. So turn around.
- Yes.

- Close your eyes.
- Okay.

- Yes.
- Close your eyes.

- Yes.
- Now count backwards from ten.

One, two, three...

That's forwards. Ten...

Ten, nine, eight,

- seven...

Honey? You left the...

Ooh. Mm.

Honey!

Wait. Where are
you gonna take it?

Don't put it in your car.

Wait for me!

You need
to get in shape.

You might actually
have a chance

of living past 60.

She's so
pretty. Who's pretty?

Mom, this conversation
is private.

They're all older than me
now. You wouldn't believe it.

Life is a series of
before and afters.

Okay, I'm jealous of everybody who
gets to meet you down the road.

FX'sBetter Things...

All new, Monday's
at 10:00, on FX.

I need you to swear to me

until the day comes
you can walk away...

You will do everything
you have to do

to protect this family...

I promise.

Here for the due, is it?

Uh, I don't know
what you're saying.

Do I gotta get naked for this?

Nudity isn't required I think.

Pshh. I don't know, man. Europe.

Mama needs wine. All right.

See? This is funny 'cause
women are basically

just alcoholics who
hate their kids.

Whoo!

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