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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,195 Hey, missus! 2 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,032 Hey! 3 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,712 Imagine I lump Christians... 4 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:55,954 George Bush, the Pope, Henrik Larsson and Willie the Janny all into one person. 5 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,391 You'd laugh. Why? Cos it's dumb. 6 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,160 But that's exactly what the West does with Islam. 7 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,114 As if one billion Muslims in 50 countries with hundreds of different languages 8 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,550 and countless ethnic groups are all one and the same. 9 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,353 Take my family. 10 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,995 My sister considers herself as a Muslim first. 11 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:16,431 And because she has a political streak, calls herself black. 12 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:23,437 My dad's been in this country for over... 40 years and is 100% Pakistani. 13 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,032 Or so he thinks. 14 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,595 I reject the West's definition of terrorism, 15 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:32,395 which excludes the hundreds of thousands of victims of state terror. 16 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,356 I reject the West's claim of moral high ground 17 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,677 after two of its main Jesus-lovers tore up the UN charter. 18 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,872 But above all... 19 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,560 I reject the West's simplification... 20 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,592 of a Muslim. 21 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,670 I am a Glaswegian... 22 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,114 Pakistani, teenager, woman. 23 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,233 Woman of Muslim descent... who... 24 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,552 supports... 25 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,672 Glasgow Rangers in a Catholic School. 26 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,235 Cos I'm a dazzling mixture and I'm proud of it. 27 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:13,196 I call on this house to defeat this hypocritical motion! 28 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,800 Bring it on! Yes! 29 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,880 Look at the state of you, mate! Celtic! Yeah! 30 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:29,758 Get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads! Get your tits out... 31 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,792 I can call you back. Call you back. 32 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,035 Grow up, guys. 33 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,151 - Give me my bag! - Ho, what's going on here? 34 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,600 Another fucking coconut! 35 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,190 - Shut it, you. Beat it. - Fuck off. Where's my top? Give us it back! 36 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,596 - Nothing worse than an uptight Paki! - You what? 37 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,438 - Uptight Paki Hun! - Fuck off! 38 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,836 - Argh! - Give us that here. 39 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,476 Here. Get in the car. Calm down and get in. 40 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:53,874 Here. 41 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,792 Aye, f et in the motor! 42 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:02,151 - Fuck's sake, man! - They fucking started it! 43 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,477 - Would you just calm down? - Oh, disgusting little shite! 44 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,989 Tahara, calm down! Tahara! Come back! 45 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,639 I'm gonna kill you! 46 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,195 There's no running in the corridor, OK? 47 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,432 - I'm gonna get youse! - Tahara, come back! 48 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,676 Hey, come back! Come back here! Stop! 49 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,155 - I'll fucking kill you! - Tahara! 50 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,839 Oi! 51 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,070 Come on, out the way, gang. For God's sake! 52 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,396 Shit! Listen, go to the right, go to the right! 53 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,511 I'm gonna kick youse in the balls! 54 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,155 - Whereabouts did these guys go? - What, sir? 55 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,511 - The guys who were running up here just now! - Up the stairs. 56 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,552 What's going on? 57 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:51,920 'Scuse me! 58 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,314 Tahara! 59 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,158 Excuse me! 60 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,714 - Thank you! - Calm down. 61 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,514 Can you two sit down now, thank you? And you two, outside. 62 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,440 - What on earth are you doing? - It was not our fault. 63 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,360 I don't care, Dan. Get out. And you can wait for me as well. Get out now! 64 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,352 Are you OK? 65 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,393 Is this someone you want to be with? 66 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:19,229 This is my brother. He was only picking me up. It's not his fault. 67 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,552 I take it they insulted you. 68 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,592 Something like that. 69 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,872 They looked pretty scared. 70 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,912 I'm sorry, miss. 71 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,713 It's OK. 72 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,752 Come on, let's go. 73 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,952 Careful you don't drop it. 74 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,992 Sorry. 75 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,873 Come on, let's go. 76 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,790 Right, Jacqueline... ..on with the lesson. 77 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,991 You've got a competition to win. 78 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:33,432 That gives you the perspective. 79 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,632 - Is that this side, this one? - Aye, that's the garden there. 80 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,956 - Right. - I suggest we start pegging it out. 81 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,357 From that corner. Then you'll get an idea of what it's gonna look like. 82 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,790 - OK, so, are we gonna do it? - Aye, let's do that. 83 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,150 - Hold on to it. OK, so I go? - Aye, aye. 84 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,511 One, two, three, four, five. 85 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,598 - Right, now what? - That's the steps you're gonna take, OK. 86 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,519 - Following that line, six steps that way. - OK. 87 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,280 - One, two, three, four... - Dad! 88 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,630 - five, six. - Dad, watch Mum's plants! 89 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,240 - Hey, Casim, come here. - What are you doing? 90 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,158 - Stand in there? - In the plants? 91 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,192 Yeah. Stand here. 92 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,311 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah. 93 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,352 And stand there. 94 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:15,438 - We're gonna get shot, Dad. - Just you come in. 95 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,314 Come on, you stand there. Now, big Danny... 96 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,034 - Right, where are you? - Right, I'm here. 97 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,710 - Where are you? What is there? - This is a kitchen corner. The wall. 98 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:28,913 I thought it was a games room, Mr Khan? - Games room? Listen... 99 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:33,352 We're gonna have a bedroom and a living room for his wife-to-be. You not hear me? 100 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,995 We're gonna come down through there into the kitchen. 101 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:39,351 Again, keel and board, line of the house, three steps down that way. 102 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,074 - Easy on the flowers. - Wait a minute. OK, right... 103 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,794 Don't worry about flowers. Let me get on with it. 104 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,991 - Two, three. - Dad, get your big feet off! 105 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,952 Wee one! Tahara, come here. 106 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,560 Look, you just come here and listen to me. 107 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,150 - She's gonna go off her head, man! - See bloody kids, they don't listen! 108 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,874 Right, just stand there. What is it? 109 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:04,599 You're either gonna have an extension, missus, or you're gonna have a garden. 110 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,950 You cannot have both of them. 111 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,199 Once the extension is built, we'll make more flowers and more gardens. Don't worry. 112 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,232 Just you go in there. 113 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,670 - Right, Danny, what do I do? - Starting to get... 114 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,552 We're starting to get an idea of it now. 115 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,320 From that position, we're gonna follow this line again. 116 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,080 - This line there? - One step out here. Keep that line. 117 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,431 Right, Roddie... Roddie, come here. Never mind tea. Stand there. 118 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,995 - This'll cost you extra, Mr Khan. - Right, OK. 119 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:32,875 So you've met the bedroom with the kitchen. You're coming down this line. 120 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,072 Keep it in mind. Get a sense of it. This way. Three steps. 121 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:40,080 - Same size of steps you've been taking. - OK, right. One, two, three. Ow! 122 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:58,910 Hi. 123 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,680 - I don't think you'll remember me. - Tahara's brother. 124 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,838 - Elsie, see you later, OK. - I owe you a new guitar, Miss Hanlon. 125 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,712 That's very thoughtful of you. 126 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:12,070 - What do you want me to do with it? - Well, the music room's locked up now. 127 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,039 - Shall I leave it in your car for you? - You could, if I had one. 128 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,719 I'll take it. Here... 129 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,229 - Where is it you stay? - On the other side of the city. 130 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,237 - I'll give you a lift. - No, I'll manage. 131 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,158 I'll give you a lift. Your hand looks full. 132 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,839 - Are you sure? - Of course. 133 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,910 Could you do me a favour? Duck down for a second? 134 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,917 - What? - Please, duck down for a second. 135 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,520 - Are you serious? - Quickly, please. 136 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,718 - See that takeaway there? - I can't from here, no. 137 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,798 It's my mum's cousin's aunt's son's, or something like that. 138 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,470 If they see me in the car with a strange woman, there's gonna be trouble. 139 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,512 Can I come up now? 140 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,672 Yeah. 141 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,712 - Thanks. - That's OK. 142 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,110 - Can I ask you something? - Of course you can. 143 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,597 I don't suppose you know of anyone who could shift a grand piano, do you? 144 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,632 - A what? - A grand piano. 145 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,593 A grand piano? You're in luck, Miss Hanlon. 146 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,633 - You've just met an entrepreneur. - It's Roisin. 147 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,632 - This your club? - No, not yet. 148 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:04,798 We thought we'd get the cards made up first. Then see how things go. 149 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,593 Oh, right, OK. 150 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,438 - So, a piano? - Yeah. 151 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,472 - Out of the way. Come on. - Jesus. 152 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,632 All right? 153 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,672 How's that? 154 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,193 - It's just up the one floor, OK? - One floor, darling? 155 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,232 - Are you Irish? - Yeah. 156 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:26,398 Could you not have stuck with a tin whistle? 157 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:30,195 Right, round this bend and just haul it up these stairs, boys. 158 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,959 OK? 159 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,198 For fuck's sake, Roddie, you're putting me through the wall! 160 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,232 - Sorry, Danny. Fuck's sake, wee man. - OK. 161 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,192 I'm gonna part your stains after this, Casim. 162 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,675 He told us we were shifting a dresser for a pensioner. 163 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,440 - She's older than she looks. - Thanks very much! 164 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,951 Come on! Just take the fucking weight, you fat bastard! 165 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,516 I cannot, Danny. My arms are fucking three foot longer! 166 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,472 I'm turning into an octopus. 167 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,232 Argh! It's on my fingers, Danny! 168 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:04,196 Fucking wee man. You useless fucking bastard, Roddie. 169 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,232 Calm down, Danny! 170 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,832 All right, wee man. 171 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,758 Argh! ROISIN: Jesus Christ! 172 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:18,112 Jesus Christ! My piano! Fuck! 173 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,198 What are you doing? You stupid bastard. 174 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,232 Are you all right? 175 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,272 OK, wee man? 176 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,073 Flattened my balls. 177 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,112 Oh, for fuck's sake. 178 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,673 All right? You're a stupid bastard, you. 179 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,990 I think you're gonna need to re-tune this. 180 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,473 No, I meant the piano. 181 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,911 Wee man's just had his meat and two veg mangled with the piano. 182 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,917 - OK, wee man. - Give us a sec, will you? 183 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,953 I thought I heard a perfect high C when that hit you, wee man. 184 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,593 Very fucking funny. 185 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,518 Well, it's sounded better. 186 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,552 It survived. Just. 187 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,152 Very good. 188 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,192 I've really missed this. 189 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,709 Whose was the fancy pad where you picked it up from? 190 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,760 An ex. 191 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,712 You two fall out? 192 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,831 No. Just changed. 193 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,872 At least, I did. 194 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,912 He looked upset. 195 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,792 Did he? 196 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,270 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, no, thanks. 197 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,994 I'd better be off. I'm helping my dad at the shop. 198 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,032 - OK. - See you later. 199 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,280 'Scuse me. Are you the lady with the grand piano? 200 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,913 Might be. 201 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,634 Don't suppose you fancy coming to a gig tonight? 202 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,672 I'm meeting a friend. 203 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,155 It'll be very low-key. Blues and swing. 204 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,192 I have to work tomorrow. 205 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,232 - What time do you start? - Nine. 206 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:03,556 You'll be back in by seven, I promise! 207 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,834 - Hammid. - Well done. 208 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,155 How are you doing, mate? 209 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,318 - Has he been keeping youse entertained? - To say the least. 210 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,955 He's been telling us about this club of yours. 211 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,469 We've got a new place, ten minutes away from here. 212 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,273 Maybe 15 minutes. 213 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,631 It's an old barn and we've converted it into a fuck-off nightclub. 214 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,433 It's unbelievable, by the way. 215 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,633 It's gonna be the latest and trendiest club. This man's gonna be DJ-ing, I'll be promoting. 216 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,239 When do we get to go? 217 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,317 It depends how tonight goes. 218 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,352 What are you doing later on? 219 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,950 I don't believe this. There's your sister. 220 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,799 Oh, for fuck's sake. 221 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,560 What? Your sister? Yeah, she's all right. 222 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,718 - What are you doing here? - Hi, Miss Hanlon. How you doing? 223 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,240 OK, Tahara? Girls? 224 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,749 - How do youse know them? - They're my pupils. 225 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,757 Bet you didn't have to climb out the window. 226 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,951 - I nearly broke my neck. - Tahara, come here. 227 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,673 Shit. Are you gonna go? 228 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,712 She's in trouble, isn't she? 229 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,639 If it gets back to her mum and dad, they'll kill her. 230 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,672 Come here. 231 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,752 What the fuck are you doing here? 232 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,316 Well, what do you think? I'm out with my mates, like you are. 233 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,953 - Leave. - No. 234 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,480 - Please. - Erm... 235 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,752 You're no' hanging about here, dressed like that in front of me. Leave. 236 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,395 - Why's Miss Hanlon here? - She was here having a drink. 237 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,193 - Oh, really. - Oh, really. 238 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,517 Listen, Tahara, I'm working here. Right? I'm working here. 239 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,552 I'm here with Hammid, OK? 240 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,910 - Yeah, whatever. - Yes, whatever. Move. 241 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,712 - Are you worried? - No, why should I...? 242 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,240 - You sure? - Not at all. 243 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,990 - Let me just fix that for you. - Oh! You a wee bit strangled my neck there. 244 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,032 - OK. - OK, thanks. 245 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,040 Yeah. Whoo-hoo, postman! 246 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,072 Are they here yet? 247 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,077 No. What's this one like, Rukhsana? 248 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,635 - I bet he's a wee plookie ferret from Bradford. - Oi. 249 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,673 I heard that he's over six feet tall, 250 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:35,760 he's a fair... He has a fair complexion and he's got a full head of hair. 251 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,918 - Eugh! - What do you mean? That sounds nice. 252 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,713 You make him sound like a Viking. 253 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,756 It's supposed to be just tea, Mum. 254 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,598 There's a car coming. 255 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,916 - Is that them? - Oh, what a car! 256 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,994 - That's pretty gorgeous. - Oh, wow! 257 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,919 - Is that them? - Oh, my God! 258 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,271 Where are they? Oh, there they are. 259 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,677 Aye, now, you two, on your best behaviour. 260 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:06,394 - Oh, he's stunning. - He's all right. 261 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,392 Sorry about the mess. 262 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,680 Auntie, I did my Bachelor of Science degree from Imperial College, London. 263 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,275 Auntie, it's er... going really well, you know. 264 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,996 - Thanks. Thank you. - I've got a great team. Highly motivated. 265 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,511 Erm... I foresee myself spending a long time in Manchester. 266 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,314 You are very lucky. You have lovely parents. 267 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,757 - Thank you. - Thank you, ji. 268 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,315 So, what do you think of Glasgow? 269 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:57,230 Excuse me, Tahara. Do you mind? You want to sit here for a minute? 270 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:02,799 You go in there. Er... just... It's all right. You come in there. That's right. 271 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,832 Have a seat there. 272 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,553 That's a good girl. 273 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,877 - Psychology. - Psychology. Very nice. 274 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,677 So, you are an accountant? 275 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,792 I'm doing a feasibility study. 276 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,752 It's just to do with import and export. 277 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,513 A journalist. 278 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,272 - Aerobics? - Yeah. 279 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,596 - Oh, right. Do you enjoy that? - It's OK. 280 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,554 It's food to do some voluntary... voluntary work in the communities. 281 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,432 Oh, OK. 282 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,432 - She is beautiful. - Thank you. 283 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,949 - Casim, you are a lucky young man. - Very lucky. 284 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,312 Is this it? CASIM: This is it. 285 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,470 - OK... - "Is this it?" This is it! 286 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,398 This is my place. 287 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,238 - Yeah, but I thought... - My club. 288 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,272 A touch of paint is what you said. 289 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,710 Look at the potential that's in this place. 290 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,072 Bars all across the side there. 291 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,112 Both sides. 292 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,549 A dance floor so big it covers the whole back. 293 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:12,829 Hundreds of bodies just dancing to the beat. 294 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,872 Me, up on a podium... 295 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,594 raised so I can see, look over everyone. 296 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,519 VIP rooms, different music rooms everywhere. 297 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,439 You with your grand piano away in a room over there. 298 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,749 There'll be lights flashing from everywhere. 299 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,792 All these angles... 300 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,877 Can you not see it? 301 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,912 That's gonna cost you millions. 302 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,475 - £56,000. - £56,000. 303 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,480 - There won't be any dress codes. - No dress codes? 304 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,354 Cos there's no expectation. There's never expectation. 305 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,314 - So transvestites... transvestites to anoraks? - Burkas to G-strings. 306 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,829 Where even shy girls can make the first move. 307 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,076 And nervous little boys won't run away. 308 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,993 Doesn't feel quite the same without the grand piano. 309 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,549 You're strong... 310 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,391 - You're strong, aren't you? - For a wee Irish girl, I am. 311 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,912 2-1 to me. 312 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,592 Never! 313 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,275 OK, truce, then? OK? 314 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,152 - Truce. - Yeah. 315 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,510 - Promise? - Swear to God. 316 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,032 Over my dead body, you mug! 317 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,236 - Now it's a truce. - OK, now it's a truce. 318 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,312 I forgot to say... 319 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,472 I like your name. 320 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,312 I forgot to say... 321 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,352 I like your hands. 322 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,234 Ah, Roisin, Elsie... 323 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,273 Can I ask whose idea it was to sing a Burns song? 324 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,959 It was the modern studies class. 325 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,277 They thought it would fit in with their third-world debt project. 326 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:05,759 I don't think a song written by a well-known drunken fornicator is really appropriate 327 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,520 - for the holy sacrifice of the mass. - Is that right? 328 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,552 Roisin... Roisin... 329 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,916 I've just had a telephone call from David 330 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,158 and he tells me that he's going to take early retirement. 331 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,240 So it's my intention to offer you a full-time post. 332 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,398 - And I won't take no for an answer. - Really? 333 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,037 You enjoy the mid-term break and I hope you'll come back as a permanent member of staff. 334 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,073 - What about an interview? - We don't need to worry about that. 335 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,557 We've seen your work for the past nine months and I don't want to lose you. 336 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,116 - Thanks a lot. That's great. - That's OK. I'll catch you later. 337 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,911 - I've just been made permanent. - You're kidding! Fantastic! 338 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,952 I can't believe it. 339 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,070 Girls, hurry along to your next class, OK? 340 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,832 To Spain? 341 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:24,352 Yeah, there was, like, a two-for-one deal going on, so I just went ahead and booked it. 342 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,393 - Leaving tomorrow? - That your own directory enquiries? 343 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:28,920 Come on! 344 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,758 Jesus Christ! 345 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,792 You just booked them? 346 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,872 It's a bit short notice, isn't it? 347 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:44,278 Casim, that mortar's going to fucking f et hard if you don't put it back on. 348 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,232 I don't know. Is it under there somewhere? 349 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,553 Where the fuck are you going? 350 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,592 Mum... 351 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,634 I've got to go to London for a few days. We may have a backer for the club. 352 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,950 Three days, Mum. 353 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,311 I'm just gonna get some stuff ready in the house. 354 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,592 It's freezing! 355 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,872 You know what the best thing is? 356 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,196 No, please don't! Let me go in my own time. 357 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,311 - This is the best thing. - No, no! 358 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,799 - Thank you. - Gracias. 359 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,832 - Algo mas? - No, nada mas, gracias. 360 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,712 So what about angels? 361 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,752 We have angels. 362 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,239 - Virgin birth? - Yep. 363 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,193 - We've even got a special chapter on Mary. - Really? 364 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,113 Erm... 365 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,629 Transubstantiation? 366 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,114 What's that? 367 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,791 It's where the priest turns the bread and wine literally into the body and blood of Jesus Christ. 368 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,832 - What are you laughing at? - No. 369 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,597 So I suppose, then, you believe that the Archangel Gabriel 370 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:54,475 in a cave, whispered the word of God word by word into Mohammed's ear. 371 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,840 Exactly. 372 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,872 There's still so much I'm proud of. 373 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,392 Do you know what "zakat" means? 374 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:05,433 It's when you give a percentage of your income to the poor. 375 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:09,474 My dad, still to this day, gives exactly to the penny to asylum seekers. 376 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,477 Aye. 377 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,796 Kill a man, kill all of humanity. 378 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,355 We can be higher than angels and lower than dogs. 379 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,312 Love thy neighbour as thyself. 380 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:24,515 None of us truly believe until we wish for our brothers and sisters what we wish for ourselves. 381 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,552 To the prophet. 382 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,877 To Jesus. A lesser prophet, but what the hell. 383 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,633 Well, at least we both believe that life is one long miserable test 384 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:39,594 and the Day Of Judgment is fast approaching. So, to paradise. 385 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,632 - Cheers. - Or hell's furnace. 386 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,194 Paradise. 387 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,471 To be honest with you, I think I was lonely more than anything else, you know. 388 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:58,150 It's cos I've no family. It's kind of why I got married. 389 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,192 You got married? 390 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,560 Yeah. 391 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,319 - How old were you? - 19. 392 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:04,360 19! 393 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,952 Mm. Big, white, fluffy, meringue dress and pointy shoes-the works. 394 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,400 Jesus... 395 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,556 19? 396 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,877 In front of all our friends and God and state and church... 397 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,836 I swore with all my heart that, no matter what, I would live with him for the rest of my life. 398 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,951 - What's he like? - Och, he's lovely. 399 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,196 I mean, he's a really kind man, you know? 400 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,952 Just more of a friend. 401 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,317 And what's wrong with companionship? 402 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,079 There's nothing wrong with it. 403 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,793 I just need more. 404 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,832 Like what? 405 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,633 Erm... 406 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,319 The match, you know? 407 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,352 - The real equal match. - Yeah. 408 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,392 And a wee twinkle in the eye. 409 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,793 If that's not there, I'd just... I'd rather be on my own. 410 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,952 That's OK, isn't it? 411 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,471 So do you ever get scared now? 412 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,512 Erm... sometimes, yeah. 413 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,917 Late at night, you know, if I'm in my bed or half asleep, 414 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,713 or just feeling a wee bit down. 415 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,355 But I have this little fella to keep me company. 416 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,032 Is that a butterfly? 417 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,596 - You're a khotee. - A khotee? That a compliment? 418 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,632 - A lovely little khotee. - Aah. 419 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,992 - Do you know what you are? - What? 420 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,515 - A durdou. - Durdou? 421 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,318 What's that? 422 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,112 - Frog. - What? 423 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,152 A frog? 424 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,192 Thanks very much! 425 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,232 Hello. 426 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,232 You're up early. 427 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,632 Couldn't sleep. 428 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,396 There's something I've got to tell you. 429 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,351 I'm due to marry my first cousin Jasmine... in nine weeks. 430 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,835 Very funny. 431 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,910 - Honestly. - I don't believe you. 432 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,952 11 words. 433 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,072 Couldn't get them out. 434 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,392 So what the fuck is this? 435 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,835 Is it like some last-minute fling before you settle down to married life? 436 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,872 - No. - No? 437 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:05,437 Then what the fuck am I? Some cheap fucking tart at a stag party? 438 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,472 Jesus Christ! 439 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,512 I don't believe this! 440 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,552 11 little words, was it? 441 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,395 Well, here's another two for you: Fuck off! 442 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,437 I mean, why couldn't you tell me before we got on the plane? 443 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,472 - I couldn't. - Why? 444 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,035 Why didn't you tell me last night? 445 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,912 I'm sorry. 446 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,597 You'd better not be here when I get back. 447 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:56,632 I can't stand lies, do you hear me? 448 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,672 I can't fucking stand them! 449 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,040 You really had me fooled. 450 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,830 I mean... I've been with some pricks in my time 451 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:17,351 and I knew it at the time and I suffered the consequences! 452 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,229 Well, I really trusted you! 453 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,593 You're right, Roisin. 454 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,752 I shouldn't have let this happen. 455 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,996 I should have foreseen the hurt. 456 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,759 Should, should, should-story of my fucking life. 457 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,077 But I didn't. 458 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,312 Which made me realise something. 459 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,478 I'm gonna go back home and cancel the wedding. 460 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,151 It's too much for you to understand and I don't expect you to. 461 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,391 It'll probably blow my family apart. 462 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,432 But what the fuck? 463 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,671 I don't want you to ever think that you were just a cheap fling. 464 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,712 It wasn't like that. I promise, it was never like that. 465 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,752 I'm gonna book an early flight. 466 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,672 Thank you. 467 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,954 I've been away for three days. My mum has left five messages. 468 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,754 You're lucky. I want you to meet my friends, by the way. 469 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,315 I was thinking of having a dinner party on Saturday. 470 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,192 There's Miss Hanlon. Hi, miss! 471 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,432 - Hi, miss! - Hi. 472 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,552 There's half the school. 473 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:22,800 Look who it is over there. The incredible disappearing man. 474 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,910 Still here? 475 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,671 Have you been away, big man? I never noticed. You were that useless when you were here. 476 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,712 Your ma's been looking for you. 477 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,752 She not brought your doughnuts yet? 478 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,840 What's that? We've not had a doughnut for a week, big man. I can feel my ribs. 479 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,149 Mum! 480 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,440 What happened? 481 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,315 I tried to phone you so many times but your mobile was off or something. 482 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,352 - Guess what. - What? 483 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,278 You tell him. 484 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,000 No, you should tell him. 485 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,635 - You tell him. - No, you tell him. 486 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,872 What is it? 487 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,434 We're getting married. 488 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,438 - Thank you. - Excellent! 489 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,994 Mum, you must be so happy. 490 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,112 Thanks. That's great. 491 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,433 Listen... 492 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,154 Listen, let's get one thing quite clear, right? 493 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,637 You're gonna get married, you're gonna have kids, 494 00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,149 you're gonna do the mum and dad thing... 495 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,192 which is the right thing. 496 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:16,232 Shag who the fuck you want to shag. 497 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,749 But don't fuck up your whole family. 498 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,598 And her family back home. 499 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,236 - It's not just about shagging, Hammid. - What's it about, then? 500 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,192 What's it about? 501 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,232 There's so many birds out there 502 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,035 - and you've went daft over one bird. - I've no' went daft over her. 503 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,675 What, you're gonna screw up your whole family? 504 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:37,110 I'm just supposed to marry somebody I don't know? 505 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,959 Aye. Just do it. Who cares? 506 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,992 You've got a family to think about. 507 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,310 You've got your religion to think about. You've got that to think about. 508 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,113 How are you gonna walk into there? 509 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,152 I'll lose her. 510 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,272 Give a fuck if you lose her. Would you rather lose your family 511 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,152 or would you rather lose this bird? 512 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,840 - This bird is a nobody. - She's not a nobody. 513 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,760 She is a nobody compared to your family, right? Your family back home. 514 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,838 You've got a mosque right there. Listen... 515 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:10,159 You're being stupid if you think for one minute everyone's gonna understand. 516 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,910 No-one's gonna understand. As far as anyone's concerned, she's a goree. 517 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,792 She's a white girl. That's it. 518 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:17,797 She's no' a Muslim. 519 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,360 Sarah can't make it, by the way, so it's just going to be the five of us. 520 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,392 I'm not coming. 521 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,952 I'm not coming up. 522 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,992 What do you mean? 523 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,952 Why not? 524 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,232 Did you talk to your folks? 525 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,272 I tried to tell them last night. 526 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,752 I just couldn't think of the words. 527 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,152 I feel so strong when I'm around you. 528 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,152 But it'll break their hearts. 529 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,112 It'll destroy them. 530 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,032 What about your heart? 531 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,039 What about my heart? 532 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,592 Jasmine? 533 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:20,792 Do you love her? 534 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,759 You don't understand. It's... It's not about love. 535 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,112 It's much more than that. 536 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,152 So are you just gonna erm... 537 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,716 sit back and let your parents make all your choices for you? 538 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,835 Or are you gonna actually do something about it and say something to them? 539 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,872 I'm their only son. 540 00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,432 I can't let them down. 541 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,597 I can't. 542 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,912 Casim... 543 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,912 We're good together, you know? 544 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,872 I mean... 545 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,032 it's easy. 546 00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,032 It feels right, you know? 547 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,076 And I think that we can... 548 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,555 If we want to, we can make it work. 549 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:21,960 For how long? 550 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,992 I don't know, but who knows that? 551 00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,032 Does anybody ever really know that? 552 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,032 You just... 553 00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,350 You just take a chance. 554 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,632 I can't match you, Roisin. 555 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,672 I can't match you. 556 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:42,232 I've got some good news, guys. 557 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,320 Dad... 558 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,158 - Sorry. - Dad... 559 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,192 - What is it? - Erm... 560 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,152 I got some really food news today. 561 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,560 I've been offered an unconditional place at Edinburgh University. 562 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,599 Here, Dad. 563 00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,959 There's 20 students chasing every place. 564 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,993 Wait a minute. What's going on here? 565 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,639 Why Edinburgh? 566 00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:28,835 Erm... because the course I want to do... erm... is in Edinburgh. 567 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,834 Listen, dear, there are four or five universities in this bloody city. 568 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,712 What's the community gonna say? 569 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,518 It's a good university. It's the only course I want to do. 570 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,230 Your brother... Your sister went to Glasgow University. 571 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,160 And your brother went to university in Glasgow. Are they not food enough for you? 572 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,840 No, Dad, it's not that. It's just... 573 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,156 They say you were there for an interview. 574 00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,192 You never asked us. 575 00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:01,120 You never mentioned and got permission in the house to go for an interview. 576 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,870 Look, I've got an unconditional place. It's amazing for someone my age. 577 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:08,470 If you could go for an interview without getting permission, 578 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,273 what could you do when you're there? 579 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,631 Dad, one second. Tahara, couldn't you just commute or something? 580 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,514 What's the point, then? I might as well stay in Glasgow. 581 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,552 The whole part of this is so I can... 582 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:23,356 What's more important to you? Education or staying away from home? 583 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,912 There's unis in Glasgow as well. 584 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,680 - Can't you just commute, Tahara? - How can you say that? No, I can't! 585 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:35,919 It's not fair. I'm gonna miss out on a whole different life. I don't want to do that! 586 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,000 Why... Why did you even get married and come here and have kids? 587 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,111 What's the point of having kids here? 588 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,278 We're Western! I'm sorry, but we're not from Pakistan! 589 00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,836 Listen, don't change the subject! You are going to study in Glasgow! 590 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,236 - I'm not changing the subject! - You can't go! 591 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:54,876 - It's the same bloody subject! - And don't talk to me like that! Right? 592 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,912 Take it away! Enough is enough! 593 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,191 Is this why we got you educated? 594 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:03,154 That this day had to come? You cannot go! And that's final! 595 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:11,232 I'm sorry. 596 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,636 It really hurts. It means so much. 597 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,989 Do you know how much work I've put... 598 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,316 Do you know how much work I've put into it? 599 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,352 No, Mum, please! 600 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,392 I've worked my arse off. 601 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:28,158 - You're just over-dramatic. - Oh, just fuck off! 602 00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,234 Don't you ever talk to me like that again. 603 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:38,472 And you are such a hypocrite! 604 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,592 Casim, look at me. 605 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:44,632 Look at me. What's wrong? 606 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,831 You're such a fucking hypocrite! 607 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:48,872 Look at me! 608 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,395 I'll never forgive you for this. 609 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,999 - You're only upset, only. - Mum... 610 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,391 I can't go ahead with it. 611 00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:12,280 I'll sell the car. I'll give you the money back for the extension. I can't do it. 612 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:52,197 Yeah. What, birthday parties? Are you having a fucking laugh, mate? 613 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:57,031 I don't do birthday parties. I've no' been doing birthday parties for the last ten years. 614 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,199 But listen, if you wanna phone back, phone me back, but I've got another call. 615 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:05,154 Listen, my other phone's ringing so do you want to call back? 616 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,079 I'll speak to you soon. Aye, OK, mate. Yeah, hello? 617 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,036 Yeah, f lam stuff. Yeah, that's us, yeah. 618 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,436 Aye, I can sort you out with anything you want. 619 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,359 Mull Of Kintyre, Abba-anything you want, I'll give you it. 620 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,996 Aye, I can get you a DJ no problem. 621 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,238 The guy you're probably lookin for, I take it, is Casim. 622 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,232 Er, 750 quid. 623 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,320 That's the fucking deposit, mate, that's the deposit. 624 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,590 You're actually dressed all right tonight. 625 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,235 - Thank you. Thank God! - Don't take him on. 626 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,272 My wee sweetheart. 627 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,720 We can't talk about girls. 628 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,955 He's just a lad. 629 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,231 Roisin... 630 00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,272 How have you been? 631 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,559 Great. 632 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,876 I didn't want to disturb you. You looked busy. 633 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,512 Yeah, I'm kept busy. 634 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,639 I don't suppose you... fancy meeting up sometime? 635 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:52,394 No. 636 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,432 No, I don't really see the point. 637 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,077 I really miss you. 638 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:06,992 Roisin... I think about you all the time. 639 00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,232 I have to go now. 640 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,392 Thank you. 641 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,832 Thank you. 642 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,431 - Hi, dear. Is that all you want? - Yes. 643 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,119 47p, please. 644 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,673 - Here you are. - Thank you. 645 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,554 - You'll manage or you want a bag? - That's fine, thank you. 646 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,592 OK, thanks very much. 647 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,232 Miss Hanlon. 648 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:22,760 You don't have a cat, miss, do you? 649 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,838 No. 650 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,038 - Were you here to see Casim, then? - No, Tahara, I wasn't. 651 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,794 That's much better. It is much better. You did it a little bit again. 652 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:54,480 Roisin... Sorry, could I have a word? 653 01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:58,275 Yeah, of course. Do you want to have a practice? I'll be back in a second. 654 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:02,437 Hi. 655 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,552 I just noticed that your Certificate Of Approval is out of date 656 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,876 and we need one to finalise all the details. 657 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:13,040 If you could get one, take it to your parish priest, ask him to sign it, and that's it: Full-time post. 658 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,072 OK, great. Thanks. 659 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,072 Walk. 660 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,432 Walk! 661 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:42,512 Hello? 662 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,110 Tahara told me you called off the wedding. 663 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,632 And that you've moved out of home. 664 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,992 - Hi. - Hi. 665 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,476 - What was that for? - Cos you're a bastard. 666 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,512 And you deserve it. 667 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,109 - You're the bastard. - I am not. 668 01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,552 You're a prick. 669 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,592 Prickette. 670 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,432 Dick. 671 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,112 Dickette. 672 01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,240 - I really missed you. - I missed you. 673 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,272 Let's fuck. 674 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,271 Roisin, you're going to have to duck down. 675 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,312 - Quickly. Seriously. - Are you serious? 676 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,919 - Seriously. - Casim... 677 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:47,429 It's another of my cousin's takeaways. 678 01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,995 - That's you. - That's the last time I'm doing that. 679 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,635 - You have to do it again. - How many cousins do you have? 680 01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:11,190 - There you go, Miss Hanlon. - Oh, lovely. 681 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:13,072 Gulab jamin and ice cream. 682 01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,955 - Gulab jamee? - No, gulab jamin and ice cream. 683 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,350 Thanks very much. What is it? 684 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,035 Gulab jamin and ice cream. 685 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:28,272 Thank you. 686 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:43,552 It's my mum. 687 01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,319 Hello? 688 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,119 Mum... don't cry, Mum. 689 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,472 Promise, Mum. Look... 690 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,112 Mum, don't cry. 691 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,272 Mum, don't say that. 692 01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,352 What's wrong? 693 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,392 She found my dad lying in my bed. 694 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:34,594 He had a nightmare. 695 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,350 Let me show you something. 696 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,712 - My dad's a twin. - Is he? 697 01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,752 Och, look. 698 01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:53,678 They're lovely. 699 01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:00,232 Where were these taken? 700 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,640 India. Their eighth birthday. 701 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:06,798 Two months before Partition, 1947. 702 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,757 They were Muslims living in India. 703 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:11,792 They had to get over to Pakistan. 704 01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,676 The Sikhs and Hindus fled the other way. 705 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,632 15 million people on the march. 706 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,392 Plus two. 707 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:29,076 They said it was like a journey from hell. 708 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,795 The whole fucking place exploded in hysteria. 709 01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,310 Muslims butchered Hindus, Hindus slaughtered Muslims. 710 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,833 Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people died. 711 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,790 Halfway through, they were caught in an ambush outside a village. 712 01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:55,632 My dad's brother was kidnapped. 713 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,192 He was never, ever seen again. 714 01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,232 It's marked my dad for life. 715 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:09,672 What was his name? 716 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,598 Casim. 717 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,472 I'd love to meet them. 718 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,437 You know, get to know them, slowly. 719 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,393 - Did you ever imagine being a Muslim? - No. 720 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,991 Under any circumstances? 721 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:33,639 No. 722 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:36,991 They can't imagine me being with someone who's not a Muslim. 723 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:41,000 I've a friend who's been living with his girlfriend for seven years. 724 01:07:41,880 --> 01:07:45,271 His parents think there's a bunch of them who share a flat together. 725 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,835 I couldn't live a lie like that, Casim. No way. 726 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:51,032 It's easy for you. 727 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,072 Nothing to lose. 728 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,998 "Can't live a lie". It's a self-indulgence. 729 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,032 What are you talking about? 730 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,151 Do you want me to break with my family? 731 01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,153 I mean break forever? 732 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,272 Could you do that with your mum? 733 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,032 And what do you ask of them? 734 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,272 They can't make the jump, Roisin. 735 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:21,994 - They can't. - So people can't change? 736 01:08:22,040 --> 01:08:23,872 They're beyond that. 737 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:29,073 I mean, if they see me living here, my whole life would be destroyed with them. 738 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,592 So what are we going to do? 739 01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:39,790 Just tell little lies for the rest of our... time together? 740 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,872 I almost said "lives". 741 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,838 - Hello, I'm here to see Father Chambers. - Are you expected? 742 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,794 - Yeah, I've got an appointment. - If you'd like to take a seat, please. 743 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,553 - Can I have your name, please? - It's Roisin Hanlon. 744 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,675 - Good morning, Father. - Straight through. 745 01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:34,234 I haven't seen you in Mass for some time, Roisin. 746 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,954 I take it you've been attending another parish. 747 01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,911 The school have offered me a permanent position. 748 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:45,510 Since I'll be moving from a temporary contract into a full-time post, 749 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:50,476 I just need my Certificate Of Approval updated, so I'd be grateful if you'd sign it for me. 750 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:54,920 And that's it, yes? Simple as that? 751 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,031 Thank you, Father. Goodbye, Father. 752 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:59,993 I was given this by the Archdiocese. 753 01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:04,034 The appropriate section being the update of the Educate Scotland Act, 1918. 754 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:09,030 In particular, the amendments of 1989, schedule 10, paragraph 8. 755 01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:13,840 "Each teacher shall be approved as to his religious belief and character" 756 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:15,872 by the representative of the Church 757 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,992 "in whose interest the school is being conducted." 758 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:23,711 What do you think is the rationale behind Catholic schools? 759 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:30,117 "It is a community of faith where pupils and teachers work together, 760 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,949 recognising that they share the same Christian values." 761 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:39,719 What do you make of that? That is the law of the land. 762 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:44,430 I wasn't aware of the details, Father. 763 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,949 It's even more specific than you think. 764 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:52,631 As parish priest, I have to satisfy myself that the teacher in question 765 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,560 "is giving public witness to the faith in their daily lives." 766 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:59,160 Now, that is quite clear, Roisin. 767 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:03,190 OK... I'm not going to beat around the bush. 768 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,639 Are you living with a man? 769 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,319 Sorry? 770 01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:11,956 Are you having sex outside of marriage? 771 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,515 - That's none of your business. - It is my business. 772 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,552 You've not been listening. 773 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,799 I have a responsibility to the parents of those Catholic children that you teach. 774 01:11:20,840 --> 01:11:25,153 I am a priest. I'm not some 9-to-5 bureaucrat who's here just to rubber-stamp things. 775 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,795 What are you thinking? You think you can get into bed 776 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,560 with any Tom, Dick or Mohammed and teach Catholic kids? 777 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,274 - What did you say? - You heard fine well what I said! 778 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,516 - Who told you that? - None of your business! 779 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:39,554 None of my business? I'm sorry, but this is my life you're talking about. 780 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,672 It's my... my job, my career! 781 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:47,158 And who do you think you are to speak to me like I'm your housekeeper or some altar boy? 782 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:49,669 I am your parish priest! 783 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:53,031 I'll speak to you in whatever manner I see fit! Now, sit down! 784 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:57,791 If you want to keep this job of yours, I suggest you take a seat! 785 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,513 Now! Sit! 786 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,072 Now... 787 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:09,354 Let's both take a deep breath and see if we can sort this out amicably now. 788 01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:12,518 I do not doubt for a second that you are a wonderful teacher. 789 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:17,476 In fact, I've got letters from the school saying so, but I have to listen to my conscience. 790 01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:22,640 In the eyes of the Catholic Church, you are still a married woman. 791 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,798 Now, you're a young woman. You can apply for annulment. 792 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:28,756 This boy you're living with, is he a Catholic? 793 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,076 Would he consider becoming a Catholic? 794 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,680 - We haven't spoken about it. - Well, I suggest you do. 795 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:42,431 And anyway, even if he doesn't want to become a Catholic, we're not living in the Dark Ages. 796 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:45,678 When you get an annulment, you can get a special dispensation 797 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:49,270 and then you can get married on the condition that you both vow 798 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:52,279 that you will bring up your children as Catholics. 799 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,312 Now, in the meantime... 800 01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,955 you cannot live in sin 801 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:02,951 and come in here and ask me to rubber-stamp it or give you some seal of approval. 802 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,072 You might not like that, but that's simply the way it is. 803 01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:11,239 The faith of our fathers is not for the faint-hearted. I'll give you some advice. 804 01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:15,035 You go home, you kick him out and you get married. 805 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:19,597 And if you're not prepared to do that, I suggest you go and teach the Protestants. 806 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:39,677 He was rude, he was patronising... 807 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,875 He was horrible. The whole thing was horrible. 808 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:49,113 I mean, it's an ordinary school, supported 100% by public taxes. Our taxes at that. 809 01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,358 What my private life has to do with anything I've no idea. 810 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,198 "Living in sin". 811 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,959 Fucking cheek of him. 812 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:59,716 What would your mum have made of all this? 813 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:03,037 Oh, God, I don't know. I mean, she would have supported me, 814 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:06,676 and she probably would have said, "I just want you to be happy, Roisin." 815 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:10,919 Then probably a day or two later, she would have said, "What about the children?" 816 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,078 That's what everybody's going to be thinking, isn't it? 817 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,032 What colour are they going to be? 818 01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:19,232 Are they going to be circumcised? Which school will they go to? 819 01:14:19,280 --> 01:14:22,034 What religious stamp are you going to stick to them? 820 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:25,471 They're fucking bigots, all of them. They drive me fucking insane. 821 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:29,799 If it's not the Holy Willy priest and his cronies on one side, 822 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,800 it's your dad and the fucking mullahs on the other and we're stuck in the middle. 823 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:35,399 Don't say that, Roisin. 824 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:38,035 - Don't call my dad a bigot. - Well, what is he, then? 825 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:41,312 - He could be a lot of things but he's not a bigot. - You said so yourself. 826 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,829 - You don't know him. - You said he'd look through me. 827 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,270 He's not a bigot. You don't know him, Roisin. 828 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:49,791 - You're too scared to introduce us. - You're white. You don't understand. 829 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,992 Sign it. 830 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:06,109 - Is that my resignation? - Your contract. 831 01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:09,471 - I haven't got the Certificate Of Approval. - I don't care. 832 01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:13,999 - This is your head on the line, Michael. - I said... 833 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:16,639 sign it. 834 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,956 You do know I'm still living with him...? 835 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,471 That's none of my business, Roisin, and, as far as I'm concerned, 836 01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:27,436 it's none of that old fanatic's business either. You've done a first-class job here. 837 01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:30,552 Look, do I have to forge that signature for you? 838 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,000 No. 839 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,552 Excuse me. 840 01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:59,274 - Are you Miss... Hanlon? - Yeah. 841 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,193 My name's Rukhsana Khan. I'm Casim's older sister. 842 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,515 Hi. 843 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,871 Erm... is it possible to have... have a chat with you? 844 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,912 Yeah, sure. Do you want to come up? 845 01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,997 Could we go elsewhere? 846 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,792 - Tea? - Thanks. 847 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,479 Thanks. 848 01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,512 That's great. Thanks. 849 01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:32,278 Roisin, you must be wondering why I've asked to... 850 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,516 Well, I've come to see you, I suppose. 851 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,677 You must think this is very odd, but... 852 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:41,795 basically, I feel that I had to talk to you because of what's going on just now with my family. 853 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:43,638 Erm... 854 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,830 Casim's left home and he's living with you. 855 01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:52,636 And erm... as far as my family's concerned and my community's concerned, 856 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:55,718 it's brought a great deal of shame on all of us. 857 01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,231 You see, we have this concept called "izzat"... 858 01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:02,636 which I guess is family honour, 859 01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,354 and that's really, really important to people. 860 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:10,680 And my parents, all their life, have worked very, very hard to maintain that, to keep that. 861 01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,918 And they've built up respect and trust in the community. 862 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:19,716 And what Casim has done has basically taken that away. 863 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,393 And not only that... 864 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,754 I don't know if Casim told you, but... 865 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,276 I met Amar through my family... 866 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:35,677 and we got on really well, our families got on really well. 867 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,473 We were very fond of each other. 868 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:42,631 In the short time that we've known each other, we feel very strongly. 869 01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:44,672 And we both want to get married. 870 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:49,312 But because of what Casim's done... 871 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:55,358 his mother phoned up and cancelled the wedding. 872 01:18:00,440 --> 01:18:02,432 I love your brother. 873 01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:05,752 Why can't you accept that? 874 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,672 For how long? 875 01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:12,712 I... I don't know. 876 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:15,752 When will you know? 877 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,917 When everybody's lives are fucked up? 878 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,077 Can't you understand what's going on? 879 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:24,317 Can't you understand that, because of your... love, 880 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:27,751 that so many people's lives are being destroyed? 881 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,197 You clearly don't understand, do you? 882 01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:37,116 Roisin, I'm just going to ask you straight. 883 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:39,152 Will you leave my brother? 884 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,991 Please will you leave my brother? 885 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,152 No. 886 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,472 Roisin, can I have a word with you? 887 01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:03,999 I need to have a quick word with you. Come over here. 888 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:06,032 Away from the classroom. 889 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:08,914 Roisin... I am so sorry. 890 01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:13,591 I have just had a call from the Director Of Education and I'm afraid you're out, 891 01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:15,632 and I'm in a bit of trouble. 892 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:19,674 They're going to move you on to a non-denominational school on Monday, 893 01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:21,951 so I'm afraid this is your last day. 894 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,752 This is ridiculous. 895 01:20:26,760 --> 01:20:28,558 I-I agree. 896 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,557 So I start in another school on Monday. 897 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,199 Yes, I'm afraid so. 898 01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:38,398 What about the students? Can I not work till the end of the term? 899 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:41,831 I know. I know, and I regret that bitterly, but I'm afraid... 900 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:45,669 all you can do is go back in there and say that you're having to leave. 901 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,512 And this'll be the last day. 902 01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:51,312 It's shocking, I know. 903 01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,556 And they will be as disappointed as I am. 904 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:16,760 - Hello? - Casim, move your fucking arse! 905 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,519 Get down the stairs, right? 906 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,836 - Or we're gonna fuck up this whole deal. - OK. 907 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,714 - Give me a minute. I'm coming. - How many minutes? An hour? 908 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:26,036 - Give me a minute. - You wee dick! Move it! 909 01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:29,152 I need to go. We're meeting those backers from London. 910 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:33,194 - Can you postpone? - We're picking them up at the airport just now. 911 01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:35,755 Why don't you give him the plans? He can go on his own. 912 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:37,792 He needs me to come along with him. 913 01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:40,674 Well... I kind of need you here, Casim. I lost my job today. 914 01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:43,235 I'll be back in a couple of hours. It won't take long. 915 01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:46,272 If it's not Hammid, it's the priest. 916 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:49,836 - If it's not the priest, it's your bloody sister. - My sister's OK. 917 01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:53,510 She's OK? She asked me to leave you. 918 01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:56,553 Roisin, I need to go. It's important to me. 919 01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,592 And this is important to me. 920 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:01,838 I've tried to understand your sister, Casim, I really have. 921 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:04,554 I've tried to understand your whole family, in fact. 922 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:08,719 If your dad's so great, I don't see why he can't start treating me like a human being. 923 01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:11,958 - If you'd been in his shoes you wouldn't judge... - Here we go again. 924 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,390 "Here we go again? Here we go again?" 925 01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:16,557 Have you ever had a dog set on you, Roisin? 926 01:22:16,600 --> 01:22:20,514 Have a group of kids chasing after you, making monkey noises? I don't think so. 927 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,632 You have any idea how many times he had to keep his mouth shut? 928 01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:27,071 The humiliation, the insults he's been through? No, none whatsoever. 929 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,112 Have you ever been spat on, in fact? 930 01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:33,517 Just ask Rukhsana what it feels like to have a grog run down her face. 931 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:37,236 - OK, so there's racist bastards out there. - I saw my father stabbed. 932 01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:39,237 He nearly bled to death in my arms. 933 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:41,715 So excuse fucking me. 934 01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,752 Fucking coming, mate! Wait! 935 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:54,274 That's not fair, Casim. 936 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,312 It's not my fault. 937 01:22:56,360 --> 01:23:00,434 And it's not my family's fault if they're treated like Paki foreigners, 938 01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:02,790 not quite up to the mark. 939 01:23:11,040 --> 01:23:12,793 I need to go, Roisin. 940 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:17,389 - It's really important I meet them. - Stay. 941 01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:21,036 - I'll be back as soon as I can. - Casim, I'm asking you to stay, please. 942 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:24,596 - It's our backers from London. - Yeah, I know that, but I'm a... 943 01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:27,235 If they like us, it's our big chance. 944 01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:30,557 Maybe your sister's right. Maybe we shouldn't be with each other. 945 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:32,478 - Maybe we shouldn't. - Fuck you, then. 946 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,512 - Fuck off, then. - Whatever. 947 01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:36,874 Dick. 948 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,512 Roisin? 949 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,110 Roisin, can you take the chain off, please? 950 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,712 Is everything OK? 951 01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:37,310 - She's not answering her mobile. It's off. - Still not got hold of her? 952 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:40,432 Here, babes. Don't worry. Maybe she's gone out or something. 953 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,472 OK? Don't worry. 954 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,951 Hi, Roisin. If you're in, please pick up the phone at least. 955 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,913 I can't call you on your mobile cos it's off. I'm so sorry. 956 01:24:53,960 --> 01:24:56,634 I feel like shit. I promise I'll make it up to you. 957 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:59,639 If you're making me squirm, it's working. I deserve it. 958 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:03,037 I've got some good news. They're putting up the money for the club. 959 01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,959 We're going out to celebrate. I can't do that without you. 960 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,196 I'll have no-one to spin on the dance floor. 961 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:12,439 Please phone me when you get back in, but if you're in, please pick up for me. 962 01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:14,472 See you soon, my durdou. 963 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:27,279 - Casim... - What? 964 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:30,119 - That was your mum on the phone. - What did she say? 965 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:34,439 That you're always engaged. She's trying to get hold of you. Phone her back. 966 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:37,757 - Anything else? - Well, she's not going to tell me. 967 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,792 Give her a wee phone. 968 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:44,832 Hello, Tahara? 969 01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,672 Wh... 970 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,832 Tahara, are you still there? 971 01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:54,392 What was that? 972 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:55,954 She got cut off. 973 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,993 Might have been bad reception. Don't worry about it. 974 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,032 No, I was calling the house phone. 975 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:04,278 I think it might have something to do with your mum, no? 976 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:10,318 Hi, Miss Hanlon, this is Rukhsana Khan, Casim's sister. 977 01:26:10,360 --> 01:26:12,875 I was hoping that I could, erm, meet up with you. 978 01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,632 Hello? 979 01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:18,712 Hi. 980 01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:21,229 It's Rukhsana here. Can I ask you a favour? 981 01:26:21,280 --> 01:26:23,272 What is it? 982 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:24,800 I need to show you something. 983 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:26,832 Show me what? 984 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:30,669 Well, it's difficult to explain over the phone. Could I pick you up? 985 01:26:55,720 --> 01:26:57,439 How nice to see you, Casim. 986 01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:01,599 - Is everything all right? - Oh, fine. Everything is fine. But we miss you. 987 01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,318 Gosh, how nice to see you. 988 01:27:06,560 --> 01:27:09,075 Ah, leave it... Leave it. 989 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:11,112 What do you think of it? 990 01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:14,073 - Is Tahara OK? - Tahara, she's in her room studying. 991 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,112 Come on. She's fine. 992 01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:19,870 And... What do you think of it? We got it finished. 993 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:23,516 - All done? - Oh, aye. Come on, I'll show you inside of it. 994 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,111 There you are. All finito. 995 01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:32,232 This is your fitted kitchen. 996 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,832 See? 997 01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,872 Real McKay stuff. 998 01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:46,272 And Casim, see that? Real pine wood. 999 01:27:49,240 --> 01:27:52,836 And your sister Rukhsana thought you would need the internet stuff. 1000 01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:55,349 - What do you call it? - Laptop. 1001 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,596 Aye. There you are. It's all yours. 1002 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:13,518 - Why are we stopped here? - Erm... this is our house. 1003 01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,119 Erm... 1004 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,992 What am I doing here, Rukhsana? 1005 01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:25,552 Just... Just wait and see. 1006 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:29,872 That's Amar there. 1007 01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:33,760 That's the extension my father's been working on. 1008 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:35,792 He was completely obsessed with it. 1009 01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:38,792 Well, are we going to go in or just... 1010 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:42,715 Just... Just... That's my mum. 1011 01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:48,112 - She's missed Casim so much. - Is that Casim? 1012 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:56,512 Are we gonna go and meet them? 1013 01:28:58,320 --> 01:29:00,312 Just wait one second. 1014 01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,997 Who are they? 1015 01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:37,750 That's erm... Jasmine. Casim's fiancée. 1016 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:41,271 Och, for fuck's sake, Rukhsana! What the fuck am I doing here? 1017 01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:44,313 What are you trying to do? Just rub it in my face, is it? 1018 01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,669 - I didn't meant to upset you. - Oh, did you not? 1019 01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:51,871 What do you think you're trying to do to me? 1020 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,593 My intention's not to upset you. 1021 01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:57,190 I just want you to see what's going on, how we live, what our family's like. 1022 01:29:58,240 --> 01:30:00,960 Can't you see that this'll all be destroyed if... 1023 01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:04,077 I was told that the wedding is off. 1024 01:30:04,120 --> 01:30:06,316 - Is the wedding off? - No. 1025 01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,239 You'll see. Casim will go ahead with the marriage. 1026 01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,032 His family's very important to him. 1027 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:24,119 So what is this? Are you just gonna leave me here 1028 01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:26,197 like a fucking eejit and rub it in my face? 1029 01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:30,154 My intention is to show you what's going on here and show you that that's my family. 1030 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:32,078 I care about them, OK? 1031 01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:34,760 I am not prepared to give all that up plus Amar up 1032 01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:39,113 for someone who doesn't even know they're going to love my brother next week. 1033 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:43,154 You're fucked, Rukhsana. You and your whole fucking family is fucked! 1034 01:31:23,280 --> 01:31:24,680 What did I say before I left? 1035 01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:34,559 Casim, I've tried to tell you but they've got my mobile. 1036 01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:36,512 - They've got Roisin outside. - What? 1037 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:40,520 - They've got Roisin outside in the car! - Casim! Stand still! 1038 01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,552 Hey! Come back here! 1039 01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,672 What the fuck's going on? 1040 01:31:45,720 --> 01:31:49,316 - You come back here! - I don't know. She's gone. 1041 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,750 I can't fucking believe this. What's going on? 1042 01:31:51,800 --> 01:31:53,917 - Come here! - She's gone. 1043 01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:55,235 Where is she? 1044 01:31:57,240 --> 01:31:59,914 - No, I'm not coming back anywhere. - Forget her! 1045 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:07,431 - Rukhsana, take your mum inside. - Is this some sort of fucking joke? 1046 01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:10,712 I may not be as clever and educated like you are, but I'm your father. 1047 01:32:10,760 --> 01:32:13,070 Please try to understand. Right? Listen. 1048 01:32:13,120 --> 01:32:15,510 See, you could be with them 100 years. 1049 01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:19,600 They'll still call you "black bastard". Right? You're still the same to them. 1050 01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:22,075 Think of 25 years down the road. 1051 01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:27,400 What happens when you don't have your health, your money, your resources, your business? 1052 01:32:27,440 --> 01:32:30,797 - What happens? She'll kick you out. - You don't know that, Dad. 1053 01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:33,912 Listen, don't let a cheap goree come between us. 1054 01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:37,237 They throw you out in the street. She'll find another man. 1055 01:32:37,280 --> 01:32:39,078 What about values? Right? 1056 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:41,794 What about your culture? Your religion? Right? 1057 01:32:41,840 --> 01:32:43,160 Listen to your mum. 1058 01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:46,034 We're your parents. We'll die for you. 1059 01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:49,790 We'll do anything for you. You're our only son. You're our future. 1060 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,479 Respect my choice, then, Dad! 1061 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:54,399 That's all I ask of you. Respect my fucking choice! 1062 01:32:54,440 --> 01:32:57,194 We do! You don't understand that. Right? 1063 01:32:57,240 --> 01:33:01,120 Meet her. Her name's Roisin. Meet her, talk to her, get to know her. Can you do that? 1064 01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:05,909 - Listen, I'll ask you one more time. - You're not asking me, you're telling me. 1065 01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:09,556 You've done that your whole life. Your whole fucking life you've told me. 1066 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,991 - Don't swear like that to me. - Just give her a chance. Give her a chance! 1067 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,360 Casim! 1068 01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,392 Come back! 1069 01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:18,432 Oh, God! 1070 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:20,312 Hey, you bastard, you! 1071 01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:23,114 Hey! You do that for them! 1072 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:25,755 Bastard! Bastard! 1073 01:33:25,800 --> 01:33:28,360 Bastard! Bastards! 1074 01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:30,392 Stop it! 1075 01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:35,839 Bastards! Come on! Fucking do that, eh? 1076 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:43,272 Roisin? 1077 01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:46,432 Roisin? 1078 01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:25,917 - How's your hand? - It's better. It's better. 1079 01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:30,952 Dad... 1080 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:36,870 I know how you feel about... me wanting to be a journalist. 1081 01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:39,515 And about Edinburgh University. 1082 01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:44,112 I just want you to know that... I really want to go. 1083 01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:47,192 And I'm going to go. 1084 01:34:47,240 --> 01:34:49,311 And I'm gonna keep speaking to Casim. 1085 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:52,751 I can't not speak to him. He's my brother. 1086 01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:02,672 Thanks, Mum. 1087 01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:30,675 I've been looking for you everywhere, Roisin. 1088 01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:32,473 I went to a bar. 1089 01:36:32,520 --> 01:36:34,512 Several, actually. 1090 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:38,837 Nearly fucked a complete stranger. Can you believe that? 1091 01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:43,029 I felt a tad lonely, to be honest. 1092 01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:48,712 Have you come to pick up your stuff? 1093 01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:53,832 That depends. 1094 01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:57,272 What on? 1095 01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:01,592 Whether you'll grow tired of me. 1096 01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:06,512 Absolutely. 1097 01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:10,032 Will you throw me out if I get sick? 1098 01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:12,037 Definitely. 1099 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:14,072 Watch too much telly? 1100 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:15,679 Most certainly. 1101 01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,473 Become bankrupt and penniless? 1102 01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:19,239 Without a doubt. 1103 01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:22,072 If I get depressed and lose my mind? 1104 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:23,759 I'll send you a card. 1105 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,879 - Better pick up my stuff, then. - Yeah, you'd better. 1106 01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:32,352 And what about... 1107 01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:39,080 when I get very, very, very old, Miss Hanlon? 1108 01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:43,872 I'll let you know. 1109 01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:56,832 Crazy durdou. 1110 01:37:58,920 --> 01:38:00,912 Smelly goree. 89819