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Oh, hey, Calvin.
Ready for our, uh, tee time.
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Oh, sorry. Rain check, buddy.
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I'm missing a part
of the suspension kit
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for a '63 Impala.
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It was right here yesterday.
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Oh, well, uh...
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Is this it?
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No. That's the muffler.
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Right. Which is, uh...
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not part of the suspension?
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Very good.
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And tomorrow we'll work
on shapes and colors.
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Okay, well, I don't understand.
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Why don't you just
get a new suspension?
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Because it's an
original from 1963.
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I can't just jump
in a time machine
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and go back and get another one.
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Besides, Black people don't
like to travel back in time.
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Hey, you know...
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you don't think it was one
of your employees, do you?
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No.
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I trust my guys completely.
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Which is why I hid a bunch
of cameras all around.
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Did you check the cameras?
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Di... Did I... Come...
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Did I check the
cameras? Really, Dave?
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That's the question
you gonna ask me?
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Did I check 'em?
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You didn't check the
cameras, did you?
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Look, I just got robbed,
Dave. Stop blaming the victim.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
Season 04 Episode 13
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Episode Title:
"Welcome to the Stakeout"
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Aired on:
February 28, 2022.
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Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
Synchronized by srjanapala
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Why is the footage so grainy?
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I don't know.
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These cameras were
state of the art
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when I bought 'em in '92.
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Calvin, I was 11 in 1992.
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My View-Master had
better resolution.
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Oh, there's the thief.
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Or is that a smudge?
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Well, that smudge is
stealing your car parts.
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Unbelievable, man.
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I mean, you work
and you struggle
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to make an honest living.
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And then some lowlife just feels
he can come and take it all.
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- All right, well, let's call the cops.
- And tell 'em what?
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Find a working VCR,
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and fast-forward to the smudge?
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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We're just gonna let this guy
get away with it? No.
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The thief didn't take all
the parts, so he'll be back.
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And when he does, I'm gonna be
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right here waiting on
him with my good friends
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law and order.
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And I'll be waiting
with my good friends
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Rizzoli and Isles.
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Everyone take a deep breath
in and hold it at the top.
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This will clear
your heart chakra.
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One sec.
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I've got to clear
my porch chakra.
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Hey, girl.
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Oh... Oh, what?
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Are you having a party?
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Oh... no.
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Oh, no, just having a couple of
friends over; Nobody you know.
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Hello, I'm Aria.
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Hey.
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Welcome, goddess.
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Ooh, you have a beautiful aura.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, I use cocoa butter.
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Well, you came just in
time for the tranquility
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sound bath.
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Okay. Well, what's that?
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Nothing you'd be interested in.
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Plus, we're capped
at five people.
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Fire marshal stuff. Oh.
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Gemma, there's always
room for one more
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in the spiritual tub.
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See, I am down for that.
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But I'm not getting my head wet.
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This is over $300's worth
of somebody else's hair.
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Okay. I guess nobody cares
about the fire marshal.
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Okay. This looks like
so much fun, ladies.
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You know, I used to
play drums in church.
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All my childhood
trauma's coming back!
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Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina?
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- Tina.
- What?
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These are sacred bowls.
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We play them to
clear our chakras.
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Chakras.
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Okay.
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The idea
is to make them sing.
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Here. Let me show you.
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Oh, girl, nobody needs
to show me how to sing.
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Well, then, join me.
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ Chakra, clearing
my Chakra Khan. ♪
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♪ I'm ev...
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ery goddess.
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♪ It's all in me ♪
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♪ I can read your
thoughts right now ♪
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♪ Every one from A to Z... ♪
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This is fun.
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You know,
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nothing makes me happier
than living with my parents.
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Uh, yup.
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That earthquake was a
blessing in disguise.
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They're not here, ass-kisser.
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Hey, man, I'm just trying
to stay in the will.
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Okay, check out this
picture of me and Necie.
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We recreated he Lady
and the Tramp. T
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God, you two are so corny.
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I know. I know.
We're perfect together.
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You know, I can't
believe I'm saying this,
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but I think I may
have found the one.
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Wait a minute. Marty, you-you
posted this on Instagram?
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Yeah, man. You know,
posting a romantic photo
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after only a month is
relationship suicide.
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- What?
- Yeah, you know,
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you got
to start with a soft launch.
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Look, first start with a close-up
of both of your hands.
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Huh?
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And then,
you creep on up,
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yeah, to the elbows.
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- Elbows?
- Yeah.
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I'm trying to show
the world my girl,
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not do a lotion commercial.
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All right,
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but if you make your
relationship official
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before she's ready,
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lotion gonna be
all you got left.
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You know what? What do you
know, Single Person?
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Okay?
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We hashtag "Black
love" over here.
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Hey, where did our picture go?
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Oh, crap! Necie untagged
herself from my post.
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See, man?
You scared her off.
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No, but we call
each other "boo."
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The parking lady
at work calls me "boo."
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Oh, it's Necie.
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- I'm about to be dumped.
- Wait, wait, Marty, Marty.
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Don't answer it.
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She can't break up with
you if she can't reach you.
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That is terrible advice!
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But I am gonna take it
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until I can come up
with something better.
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I mean, how crazy was that?
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I thought the singing bowls and
the crystal rubbing was kooky,
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but that, uh, Reiki massage?
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I mean, thank God I
didn't pay for it.
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You know, she never
laid a hand on me.
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Tina, this isn't a joke to me.
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Oh, come on, Gemma.
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You didn't think that was weird?
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No. I believe in
energy healing.
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Ha! Since when?
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I mean, come on, Gemma.
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We used to make fun of the
hippie-dippie Cali girls
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flirting with trees and
howling at the moon.
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I mean, come on.
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It's more than that.
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It's about tapping into the
feminine collective and healing.
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Are you sure this is
sage you're burning?
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No offense, Tina, but this
is why I didn't invite you.
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You have a tendency to
be a teeny, tiny bit
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obnoxiously judgmental.
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Well, I think "the collective"
tapped you in your head.
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'Cause you're falling
for some New Age baloney.
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It is not baloney.
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And, you know, Aria was wrong.
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Your aura isn't beautiful!
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It's just okay!
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Yeah. Here you go, Mr. Thief.
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Ooh, please try to
steal from me tonight.
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'Cause when I catch your ass,
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you won't have fingers to steal,
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legs to run, or a
mouth to beg for mercy!
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That's right. We're gonna make
him go directly to jail. Yes.
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Lock him in the pokey,
send him to the big house!
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Whatever it takes to
scare him straight.
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'Cause there's one thing I can't
stand, Dave... that's a thief.
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Especially one that
tries to steal from me.
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Come on!
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This is exciting.
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It's like a real-life stakeout.
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I feel like Will
Smith from Bad Boys.
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Dave,
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if anybody is Will, it's me.
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I'm at least two
inches taller than you,
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and America loves me.
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You hear that?
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It's the thief!
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They've come back for
the parts. Go, Dave!
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Stop!
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I'm getting
too old for this!
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They're out here somewhere.
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There he is. Get him!
I got you, you...
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Where are you going?
No, no, no.
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Come here, you dirty rascal.
Look here.
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I hope you like your
toilets in your bedroom.
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Yeah.
You're done, bro.
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Yeah.
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Uh... Lady bro?
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Ms. Bro? I...
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Look, I'm sorry. Uh,
what are your pronouns?
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She, her. I'm a girl.
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Which probably explains
why I make less as a thief.
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You're-you're just a kid.
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What are you doing
stealing car parts?
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Because Enrique needs them.
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Yeah, there it is.
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Always some dude.
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Yeah, you know,
steal for yourself, young lady.
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You're better than that.
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Enrique is my car.
I'm restoring him.
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That's a '63 Impala.
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Looks pretty good. There's
no way you fixed this car up.
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Esta chica puede arreglar
un carro mejor que tú.
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What'd you say to me?
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She said, she can fix
a car better than you.
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What? I am quasi-fluent in
all the romance languages.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Just because you put a cotton
candy air freshener in there
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doesn't make you a
certified mechanic.
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You know what does?
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Dropping in a 427-cubic-inch
V-8 engine in.
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And I changed the
exhaust to Flowmasters.
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- Oh, my baby Enrique is loud.
- Oh.
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She really does know her stuff.
Sorry. Excuse me.
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My car right now is
making the weirdest noise.
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- Hmm. Okay.
- It just goes, "Urgh."
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Okay, please. I'll give
you your stuff back.
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Oh, so now you want
to humble yourself
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now that you got caught?
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Big surprise.
It's you, Yoli.
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Let me guess. Car parts?
244
00:11:20,845 --> 00:11:24,199
Yeah. So what are you gonna do?
Call her parents?
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Make her clean up trash
on the side of the freeway
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in one of those really
unflattering orange vests?
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No. I'm arresting her.
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- But I-I can't do this to my...
- I told you the last time,
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no more warnings.
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I need you guys to meet
us down at the station.
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Come on, man.
I can't go to jail. Please?
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Okay, Officer, look.
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I'm not gonna press charges.
254
00:11:46,588 --> 00:11:48,390
Really? Are you sure, sir?
255
00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:50,759
Yeah, I don't think
256
00:11:50,891 --> 00:11:53,088
putting her in the system
is gonna solve the problem.
257
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:55,635
All right.
258
00:11:58,181 --> 00:11:59,815
Free to go.
259
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:01,650
Don't make him wrong, Yoli.
260
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,674
Thanks.
That was really cool of you.
261
00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,041
Look, you're a kid,
262
00:12:11,609 --> 00:12:13,544
and you made some bad decisions.
263
00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:16,142
I'm giving you an opportunity
for a second chance.
264
00:12:17,549 --> 00:12:18,587
Thanks.
265
00:12:18,711 --> 00:12:19,813
Deuces.
266
00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:22,465
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
267
00:12:23,228 --> 00:12:26,609
No, this second chance
comes with two conditions.
268
00:12:26,892 --> 00:12:29,830
One... you work for me,
269
00:12:30,322 --> 00:12:33,169
and two... you work for me.
270
00:12:33,301 --> 00:12:35,260
I don't think so.
271
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,348
Oh, really? Dave, why don't
you call the cops back?
272
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,667
Yup. Okay,
okay. You win.
273
00:12:40,007 --> 00:12:42,477
All right, I'll
expect to see you
274
00:12:42,611 --> 00:12:44,236
at my shop tomorrow.
275
00:12:44,321 --> 00:12:46,806
And this time, you're invited.
276
00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:49,724
And make sure you're on time.
277
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,517
Deuces.
278
00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:55,948
Ooh, ooh, have to grab my car
parts. Come on. - Oh, you...
279
00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:03,244
Oh! The renovations are
starting to come together.
280
00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:06,338
Marty, the kitchen sink
is in the living room.
281
00:13:07,442 --> 00:13:08,674
Yeah, and at this rate,
282
00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:11,022
we're gonna be at your
house another two months.
283
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:15,416
What? Mama, that is
1,460 hours. Uh...
284
00:13:17,223 --> 00:13:19,517
Not that I was counting.
Yeah.
285
00:13:20,355 --> 00:13:21,822
Ooh. Oh.
286
00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:23,409
No!
287
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,140
Necie's out there, and
she's headed to our house.
288
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:28,604
She's trying to
break up with me.
289
00:13:28,689 --> 00:13:32,627
No. No, no, no.
No. No breakup.
290
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,579
You like this girl,
and more importantly,
291
00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:38,642
I like this girl.
Let me talk to her.
292
00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:41,307
Mom, no. I can handle
this on my own.
293
00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:42,703
I'm not a kid.
294
00:13:44,228 --> 00:13:46,956
But if I do get dumped, can
you have your shoulders ready,
295
00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:49,189
and can you please make
my favorite hot chocolate?
296
00:13:49,274 --> 00:13:51,595
Oh. I got you, baby.
297
00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:55,455
Mommy'll whip you up a batch
from the... living room sink.
298
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:00,877
Hey. Oh!
299
00:14:00,962 --> 00:14:03,631
Hey! You almost
got me.
300
00:14:03,873 --> 00:14:05,441
You would've deserved it.
301
00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:07,799
Marty, why are you ghosting me?
302
00:14:07,884 --> 00:14:10,176
If you're gonna break up with me,
at least do it to my face.
303
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:12,697
What? I thought you
wanted to break up with me
304
00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:15,260
because you untagged yourself
from our picture on Instagram.
305
00:14:15,883 --> 00:14:17,038
Oh.
306
00:14:17,372 --> 00:14:20,242
I untagged the picture from
my professional account.
307
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:23,174
I can't be slurping
spaghetti on my boxing page.
308
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:26,603
Unlike you, cute
is not my brand.
309
00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,525
Y-You're right.
I am cute.
310
00:14:30,462 --> 00:14:33,900
You know, you have no
reason to feel insecure.
311
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,814
You got me, boo.
312
00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:39,033
And guess what, boo?
You got me, too.
313
00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:42,548
Yes.
314
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:44,301
No.
315
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,322
Knock, knock.
316
00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:54,711
Oh, if it isn't the Jolly Green
Goddess of Evergreen Drive.
317
00:14:57,302 --> 00:14:59,916
Well, usually I travel
by astral plane,
318
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:02,556
but I decided to walk over.
319
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:06,788
Tina, I am really
sorry about this mess.
320
00:15:06,921 --> 00:15:09,635
I should have told you I
was exploring mysticism.
321
00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:12,053
Why did you keep it
such a big secret?
322
00:15:12,377 --> 00:15:14,963
I knew you'd think all
this stuff was silly,
323
00:15:15,377 --> 00:15:16,997
but after my miscarriage,
324
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:20,642
I was searching for a way
to work through my pain.
325
00:15:20,804 --> 00:15:23,074
Nothing worked until I met Aria.
326
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,744
That goddess group
really helped me heal.
327
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,009
Wow, Gemma. I had no idea.
328
00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:30,650
And I'm glad you found
the healing you needed.
329
00:15:30,744 --> 00:15:33,649
And I'm sorry. I-I would
never mock anything
330
00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:35,424
that's important to you...
331
00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:36,876
except maybe your husband.
332
00:15:38,987 --> 00:15:40,988
Yeah, well, we all do that.
333
00:15:43,806 --> 00:15:45,526
But just for the record,
334
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:49,377
you are a big source of
positive energy in my life.
335
00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:51,532
That's mutual.
336
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,871
And you know you can talk
to me about anything, right?
337
00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:55,424
I do.
338
00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:58,752
All right. Well, now
that you're a goddess...
339
00:16:00,618 --> 00:16:04,143
Can you invoke anything
to speed up my damn renovations?
340
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:07,112
Hey, I am just stepping
into my feminine power.
341
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,157
I can't work miracles yet.
342
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,947
But I can make a
bottle of wine appear.
343
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:14,356
What? Ta-da!
344
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,760
Ooh!
345
00:16:16,606 --> 00:16:20,361
Amen! I mean, A-woman.
346
00:16:27,348 --> 00:16:28,514
Thanks
347
00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:29,936
for not pressing charges.
348
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:31,656
I brought back everything.
349
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,783
Even the things you
didn't notice I stole.
350
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,196
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
351
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:41,268
No. The deal we made is
that you work for me.
352
00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:42,658
That's part of the bargain.
353
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,096
Oh.
354
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,855
You were serious about that?
355
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:50,674
Yes. Now I may
not call the cops,
356
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,792
but somebody in this
neighborhood knows your parents,
357
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,245
and I will call them.
358
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:56,298
Good luck.
359
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,049
My papi got deported when I was
12, and my mom works doubles.
360
00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:01,569
So, I take care of myself.
361
00:17:02,069 --> 00:17:03,338
That's tough.
362
00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,851
I'm sorry to hear that.
363
00:17:06,641 --> 00:17:08,197
It is what it is.
364
00:17:08,815 --> 00:17:10,941
Enrique was actually
my dad's car.
365
00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,775
We were working on him
together,
366
00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,896
and I was trying to
finish him for when...
367
00:17:15,183 --> 00:17:17,095
if he gets back
into the country.
368
00:17:17,386 --> 00:17:20,838
Well, he did a good
job teaching you.
369
00:17:21,534 --> 00:17:23,588
You just need to use
your talents in a way
370
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:25,975
that keeps you off
my security cameras.
371
00:17:26,201 --> 00:17:28,110
Where are those cameras?
372
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,649
You don't need to
worry about that.
373
00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:32,305
You're right.
374
00:17:32,491 --> 00:17:36,274
Hey, have you ever installed
a throttle shifter?
375
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,376
No.
376
00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:41,208
But I did try to steal one once.
377
00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:44,032
Well, don't try to
steal one twice.
378
00:17:44,117 --> 00:17:46,219
I'm nice, not stupid.
379
00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:49,317
Here. Watch and learn.
380
00:17:51,145 --> 00:17:54,204
Well, I got to say,
your '63 Impala is nice,
381
00:17:54,289 --> 00:17:55,719
but it's not factory original.
382
00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,227
The '63s came with chrome
mirrors and not stainless steel.
383
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,583
Sorry, viejo, but '63s
definitely came with stainless.
384
00:18:04,722 --> 00:18:06,040
Oh, really?
385
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,927
If only there was a way we
could figure out who was right.
386
00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:10,454
Okay.
387
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:13,094
Oh, yeah.
388
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:14,724
Yeah, here it is right here.
389
00:18:14,809 --> 00:18:20,450
1963 Impala... chrome...
and stainless steel mirrors.
390
00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:22,003
So I was right.
391
00:18:22,346 --> 00:18:24,681
And I was also right, right?
392
00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:27,533
Yeah, but I was more right
because chrome was first.
393
00:18:27,618 --> 00:18:29,079
Oh.
394
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:33,108
All right, well, we've done
enough for today, all right?
395
00:18:33,193 --> 00:18:34,361
You can get on out of here.
396
00:18:34,495 --> 00:18:36,164
Uh, I saw a Buick in the back.
397
00:18:36,297 --> 00:18:37,765
Do you need any help with that?
398
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,173
Sure. Why don't
you call your mom
399
00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:41,739
and let her know
you're gonna be late.
400
00:18:42,062 --> 00:18:43,508
I'll text her.
401
00:18:51,071 --> 00:18:52,453
I don't know what she said,
402
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,955
but I'm gonna take
it as a compliment.
403
00:18:55,393 --> 00:18:56,868
Hey, hey, get back to work.
404
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:05,061
♪ Whoa, my love
405
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:10,672
♪ My darling... ♪
406
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,876
Enough, now only three
of our followers
407
00:19:13,961 --> 00:19:15,197
are gonna get this
Ghost reference,
408
00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:17,923
but those three people
are gonna really like it.
409
00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:21,798
The only follower
I care about... is you.
410
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,881
♪ Lonely time... ♪
411
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:27,312
More clay?
412
00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:29,920
- As much as you've got.
- Mm.
413
00:19:35,488 --> 00:19:37,180
What the hell
414
00:19:37,265 --> 00:19:40,157
kind of freaky mating
ritual was that?
415
00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:43,265
I got to tell Tina.
416
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:46,929
♪ This is the dawning
of the age of Aquarius ♪
417
00:19:47,014 --> 00:19:48,937
♪ Age of Aquarius... ♪
418
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:58,234
What in the hell kind of
freaky female ritual is this?
419
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,093
I got to tell Dave.
420
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:02,648
♪ Aquarius... ♪
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