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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:10,000 I'd just back off 2 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:10,000 a tidge if I were you. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,160 (deep voice): Rachel. 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,160 - Billy? 5 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,210 - I want to go home. 6 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:15,250 - I'm getting married. 7 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:15,250 (Nicole): It's the public stuff. 8 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,010 - It's good to see you, 9 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:17,010 Sheriff Haught. 10 00:00:17,030 --> 00:00:18,050 - These days, it's just Nicole. 11 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,230 - Nicole, it's good 12 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,230 to see you again. 13 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:23,280 (Nicole): Mam helped her 14 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:23,280 get Waverly out of the garden 15 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:25,280 in exchange for you. 16 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,210 - Vampire! 17 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,210 (Doc): The only thing 18 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:29,030 Wynonna detests more than demons 19 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:30,170 is her exes. 20 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:30,170 - Murder her. 21 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,140 - Yah! 22 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,140 - Untie me! 23 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:33,200 (demon growling) 24 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,110 - You could just call him, 25 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:35,110 you know. 26 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:40,040 (Western music) 27 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,210 - Really trying for high noon, 28 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:43,210 Haught? 29 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:45,250 - Isn't that what you say 30 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:45,250 after a night of drinking? 31 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:46,250 "Hi, noon." 32 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:48,030 - Oh... 33 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:51,030 - Only I make fun 34 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:51,030 of my drinking. 35 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:54,140 (grunting, thudding) 36 00:00:54,140 --> 00:00:56,150 (uptempo music) 37 00:00:56,170 --> 00:00:57,270 (Wynonna exhales) 38 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,070 Gonna use your 39 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,070 fiancée's nunchuks? 40 00:00:59,090 --> 00:01:00,200 - My fists are my nunchuks. 41 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,220 - Oh yeah? 42 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,140 (music resumes) 43 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:09,030 (Nicole screams) 44 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:11,030 Oh, you dirty bitch! 45 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,210 - Eighteen months to practice, 46 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,210 all you got is older. 47 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:15,180 (music resumes) 48 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,260 (Nicole laughs) 49 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,260 - Oh, no! 50 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:19,230 (Wynonna grunting) 51 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:22,260 - Hey! Only I sweep her 52 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:22,260 off her feet. 53 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,000 - Ugh... Really with 54 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,000 the schmoop right now? 55 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,230 (Nicole grunts) 56 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:27,230 - I don't know who to cheer for. 57 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:28,180 - Cheer for fitness. 58 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:29,210 - Wrong! 59 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:31,030 Cheer for me, 60 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:32,140 'cause I got 61 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:32,140 Hunt for Red Haughtober 62 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,040 off the homestead 63 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,040 and into her place of work. 64 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,240 - The only work I'm doing 65 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:37,240 is punching in at the... 66 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,270 punching your face factory. 67 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,100 - Hmm. You sure? 68 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,280 Cop shop's just 69 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,280 right over there! 70 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,060 Across the hall. 71 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:46,060 - Yeah! Why not just... 72 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,060 boop on over there 73 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:48,060 real quick. No? 74 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,210 (Nicole): Hmm? 75 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,210 - You know, just for fun! 76 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,090 - Et tu, Earps? 77 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:53,030 You lured me here 78 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:53,030 under false pretenses. 79 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,250 (sighing): Nicole. 80 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:59,040 Purgatory needs a sheriff, 81 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:59,040 and it's gotta be you. 82 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,150 Everyone in town is saying so, 83 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,150 right? 84 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,140 - Well, that's really, 85 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,140 really gratifying 86 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,180 'cause they didn't vote for me 87 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,180 so they don't get me. 88 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:06,180 - Didn't you once say, 89 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,150 "Everything good I have 90 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,150 in my life is because 91 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,080 I came back to 92 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,080 the Ghost River Triangle"? 93 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:12,020 - Didn't you once say, 94 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:12,020 "Eat a dick" 95 00:02:12,030 --> 00:02:13,150 to a bunch of vampires? 96 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:14,280 I should have said, 97 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:14,280 "suck a dick." 98 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,190 - Look, if this is guilt over 99 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,190 what happened with Doc-- 100 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:20,090 - Whoa, wow, would you look 101 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:20,090 at the time. 102 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:22,030 It's whatever o'clock, 103 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:22,030 and I have a wedding to plan. 104 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:24,190 See you at trivia tonight. 105 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:24,190 (Wynonna): Wow. 106 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,220 That parent trap 107 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,220 would have made Lohan puke. 108 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,060 We barely even got a nibble. 109 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,210 - And there's still a lineup 110 00:02:29,060 --> 00:02:30,210 of people 111 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:31,280 in the sheriff's office. 112 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,180 (sighing) 113 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:37,120 - I was also not voted for. 114 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:37,120 - Come on. 115 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,210 It's not like BBD's given you 116 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,210 an assignment this week. 117 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:43,170 The town's nice and quiet. 118 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:45,120 (sighing) 119 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,070 (panting) 120 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,120 (soft thud) 121 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,120 - Oh! 122 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,180 Holy shit! 123 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,250 The Earp heir is gonna 124 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,250 hate this. 125 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,060 She's gonna kill us. 126 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,020 She's gonna kill me! 127 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:07,110 (muttering) 128 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,120 Oh, noo! 129 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,000 (howling) 130 00:03:12,020 --> 00:03:14,120 (theme music) 131 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:19,180 ♪ Cause I gave you 132 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:19,180 all I got to give ♪ 133 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:22,090 ♪ I know that ain't 134 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:22,090 no way to live ♪ 135 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:27,060 ♪ I told that devil 136 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:27,060 to take you back ♪ 137 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:32,120 ♪ I told that devil 138 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:32,120 to take you back ♪ 139 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:34,120 (soft country music) 140 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,060 - Hands off! 141 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:39,060 Only active-duty police drink 142 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:39,060 for free at my Shorty's. 143 00:03:39,070 --> 00:03:41,060 - Well, I'm sheriff emeritus. 144 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:43,120 - Sheriff avoidus, more like it. 145 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,090 Help me set up 146 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,090 for trivia night. 147 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:48,000 - Okay, fine, but no more 148 00:03:45,090 --> 00:03:48,000 sheriff talk. 149 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,210 Everybody keeps asking me. 150 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:51,050 - Well, you were the best... 151 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,000 since yours truly. 152 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,000 I filled out the slacks 153 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,000 a little better. 154 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:58,020 - Know what I would like 155 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:58,020 to talk about? 156 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,280 Hints for tonight's trivia. 157 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:03,120 - What local deputy had 158 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:03,120 the highest clearance rate 159 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,080 in the Ghost River Triangle 160 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,080 of the past ten years? 161 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:09,240 - It's just not for me anymore. 162 00:04:11,030 --> 00:04:12,050 - You know, that sounds like 163 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:13,280 a fancy way of saying 164 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:13,280 you're butthurt. 165 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,270 (scoffing) 166 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,180 - Why would I be butthurt? 167 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:19,060 Wait, what have you heard? 168 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:19,060 - Nothing. 169 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,140 Why, did you do something? 170 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,240 - I'm too busy, okay? 171 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,240 I've got Rachel. 172 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:24,130 She's a full-time job. 173 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:25,120 - And yet you're in the dark 174 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,250 about what she did 175 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,250 at her part-time job. 176 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,270 - Oh no. Where'd she puke? 177 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,120 - It's her invisible monster 178 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,120 boyfriend downstairs. 179 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,140 - Damn it. 180 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,140 She let him out. 181 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,230 - Ugh! Don't tell me, 182 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,020 community watch clocked someone 183 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,020 mowing their lawn in the buff. 184 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,000 What's up? 185 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,090 This life or death, Gil? 186 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,020 - Every pharmacy is out 187 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,020 of moisturizer. 188 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,020 - Trag'. 189 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,020 Also, come on, man. 190 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,140 - Where's Sheriff Clayborn? 191 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:52,200 - Uh... 192 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:55,250 - Wintering on a kibbutz. 193 00:04:52,220 --> 00:04:55,250 Let's see, 194 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:59,110 any of these complaints not read 195 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:59,110 like a Yelp review? 196 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,260 "My neighbour put Guy Fieri ass 197 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,260 flames on his car?" 198 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,100 Who cares?! 199 00:05:05,110 --> 00:05:07,120 Oh, this one's legit. 200 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,110 If I ask for shredded lettuce, 201 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,040 you better believe 202 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,040 I don't want full leaf. 203 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:13,040 - Look. These people are under 204 00:05:10,050 --> 00:05:13,040 a lot of stress. 205 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,250 Supply runs have halted. 206 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,000 Cupboards are bare. 207 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,240 Not to mention everything else 208 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,240 that happens around here. 209 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,260 - Exactly. 210 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:23,010 So much happens here, 211 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:23,010 so relax! 212 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,100 Go outside. 213 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:26,200 It's above zero out there! 214 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:29,120 'Cause right now, 215 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:29,120 things are fine. 216 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:31,050 We offed Pumpkin-head. 217 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:34,120 Amon's disappeared 218 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:34,120 into the ether, we're good. 219 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,220 - Ah yeah! 220 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,220 You brought the lattes! 221 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:40,240 (grunting) 222 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:40,240 Oh... 223 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:41,260 Sorry. 224 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,200 No, this, this isn't mine. 225 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:51,050 - Not your... cherry pie that 226 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:51,050 you spilled all over your apron? 227 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:54,250 - Not my cherry pie. 228 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:54,250 But a cherry pie, 229 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:56,040 which we need to investigate 230 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:59,010 because whoever's making these 231 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:59,010 cherry pies is still out there 232 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:01,220 and they might, uh... 233 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,040 bake again. 234 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,050 - Nice. 235 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,050 - You are terrible at codes. 236 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:08,060 - Damn. 237 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:08,060 - Go jerk off about it, Gil. 238 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:11,250 So where is this... 239 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,070 ...murdered pie? 240 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:19,060 - Didn't there used to be 241 00:06:17,230 --> 00:06:19,060 a morgue? 242 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,260 - Oh yeah! 243 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,260 - Yeah, the rats took it over. 244 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,060 - Ah, good for them. 245 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:25,260 Who's the stiff? 246 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:25,260 - Ricky Brock. 247 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:28,230 What a tragedy. 248 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:28,230 - Left a wife and little kids? 249 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,220 - No. A real loner, 250 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,260 and, by all accounts, 251 00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:31,260 a real jerk, but... 252 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:35,050 he won Shorty's Trivia 253 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:35,050 last week. 254 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,000 - Oh, my god! 255 00:06:38,010 --> 00:06:39,100 Is that tragic? 256 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:40,270 - No, I mean, uh... 257 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:42,060 he was part of the community. 258 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,260 Well, our community, not yours, 259 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:44,260 obviously, 'cause you lost. 260 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:47,140 - I know I was eliminated, 261 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:47,140 but how was I supposed to know 262 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,060 Tobey Maguire isn't 263 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:49,060 Spider-Man anymore? 264 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:51,020 - We all know. 265 00:06:49,070 --> 00:06:51,020 - Well, on the bright side, 266 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,110 at least it means that 267 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,250 Ricky won't be at tonight's 268 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,250 Trivia finals! 269 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:55,090 - True! 270 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:58,180 - I am so sorry. 271 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:01,130 That is not a bright side. 272 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:01,130 - No. 273 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:03,120 - Y'all brainiacs really got 274 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:03,120 your priorities out of whack. 275 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:04,240 Before I got knocked out, 276 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,140 I was obsessed 277 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:06,140 with trivia night too. 278 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,140 - That aside, look at this. 279 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:13,270 - Whoa! 280 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:13,270 (chuckling) 281 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,010 Okay, my turn to react 282 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,010 inappropriately, 283 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,250 but we're all seeing 284 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,250 the vampire bite marks, right? 285 00:07:18,260 --> 00:07:19,250 (Waverly): Yeah. 286 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:21,260 - If Mr. "I Don't Shoot 287 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:21,260 People in the Back" 288 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:24,120 still bites people in the neck, 289 00:07:21,270 --> 00:07:24,120 I guess I'm not so bad anymore. 290 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:26,180 And even if I am, so is he. 291 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,230 - You don't need an excuse 292 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,230 to go talk to Doc. 293 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:32,070 - I don't want to talk to him. 294 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:33,250 (sniffling): I need to talk 295 00:07:32,090 --> 00:07:33,250 to him 296 00:07:33,260 --> 00:07:36,250 about the... poor... 297 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,150 - Doc couldn't have done this, 298 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,150 right? 299 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:51,180 (ominous music) 300 00:07:52,250 --> 00:07:53,170 - No. 301 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:56,200 No, no, no, no, no! 302 00:08:11,140 --> 00:08:12,290 - It's a yes from me, dawg. 303 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,110 - So we decoupled the caboose, 304 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,160 but then my boys and I, 305 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:20,250 we realized that the greenbacks, 306 00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:20,250 they're in another car... 307 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,100 - I have great stories too. 308 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:27,110 Mostly about killing demons. 309 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,060 With this gun. 310 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,060 (Doc): It's okay, 311 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:31,190 you are safe. 312 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,090 You wanna tell everyone 313 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:34,090 you're not here to kill them? 314 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,280 - Not everyone. 315 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,110 Doc, I uh, 316 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,120 need a private interrogation 317 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,120 with your moustache. 318 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,000 (blowing raspberry) 319 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,210 Hey. 320 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,250 It's okay. I get it. 321 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:57,170 You're a vamp. 322 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:57,170 You got the hungs, 323 00:08:57,190 --> 00:08:59,040 that guy was num-nums. 324 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,150 Welcome back 325 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,150 to the moral low ground. 326 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,000 There's a great mattress 327 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,000 down here 328 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,080 we could absolutely demolish. 329 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:09,170 - What you're implying... 330 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,050 is faulty. 331 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,140 I have devised a morally sound 332 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,140 way to satisfy my needs. 333 00:09:16,150 --> 00:09:18,250 - Morally sound? 334 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:21,260 Um. You're chilling 335 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:21,260 at a demon bar. 336 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,150 - They may be demons, 337 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,150 but even they would never... 338 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,250 - Oh, shoot someone in the back? 339 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:28,020 Well, how about the front? 340 00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:30,100 (growling) 341 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,100 (Dallas): You alright, Doc? 342 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:36,040 - He's fine. 343 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:40,000 Hey. Weirdest thing... 344 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,000 Some demon with fangs 345 00:09:40,010 --> 00:09:43,000 killed a human. 346 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,010 Any of you have any idea 347 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,010 who did it? 348 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,190 - No one here has information 349 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,190 for you. 350 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,170 But I will keep my ear 351 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,170 to the ground. 352 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:55,000 - From now, on I suggest 353 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:59,030 you do not just pop into 354 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:59,030 The Glory Hole. 355 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,130 - Well, isn't that the point 356 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:03,130 of a glory hole? 357 00:10:06,070 --> 00:10:07,280 Since when do you have minions? 358 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,260 - Goddamn law enforcement. 359 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:21,250 - The gun does tend 360 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:21,250 to go to their head. 361 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,200 - Hey Lil' Mama. 362 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,000 What's... shakin'? 363 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,070 - Right, okay. 364 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,070 (inhaling deeply) 365 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,070 Any idea why I might've 366 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,070 called you here? 367 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,150 - You so want me to be gay, 368 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:37,150 don't you? 369 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:41,070 - Well, we would support you 370 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:41,070 and buy you the right albums, 371 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,010 but... 372 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,080 nice deflection. Billy. 373 00:10:46,070 --> 00:10:47,160 What happened? 374 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:50,100 - You were there. 375 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:51,130 Typical teen stuff. 376 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,050 - We should have told you 377 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:56,050 he was in the basement. 378 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,030 - The Clantons turned him 379 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,030 into that thing. 380 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,260 And you said we'd fix him. 381 00:10:59,270 --> 00:11:00,280 - And from now on, 382 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 we're gonna talk more openly 383 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 about our problems. 384 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,040 - Like Chicken-kicker? 385 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,200 - Rachel. You promised! 386 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:07,200 - I'm sorry! 387 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,200 - Rachel. You swore! 388 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,200 - Nicole, I'm sorry! 389 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,100 - You do not speak about that, 390 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,100 ever. Ever, Rachel! 391 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,160 - I'm just... 392 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,160 I'm just worked up. 393 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:19,040 Okay, my never-BF turned into 394 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:19,040 an invisible monster. 395 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,220 For what it's worth, he seemed 396 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,220 really weak when I let him out. 397 00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,250 Not a threat at all. 398 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,120 But I'm still sorry. 399 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,160 - Hey. 400 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:38,280 What are we listening to? 401 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,090 - A podcast about Gaga. 402 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,150 - What? 403 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,150 You sure you're not even bi? 404 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,270 (chuckling) 405 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,210 - You know, 406 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,210 he'd forgive you too. Doc. 407 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,270 If you just told him why. 408 00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,050 - Hey. 409 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:59,080 (Jeremy exhaling): Do not start. 410 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,090 I know my heels 411 00:11:59,090 --> 00:12:01,090 aren't touching the ground. 412 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,090 - I was gonna mention 413 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,090 the two stiffs. 414 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,110 - Oh. Yeah. 415 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,160 It was on me to drag 416 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,160 in the second body. 417 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,150 I hurt my back. 418 00:12:07,170 --> 00:12:09,150 - Oh... 419 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,110 - Number two here is 420 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,110 trivia nights' latest winner. 421 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,010 - Niles! 422 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,280 The butcher? Ugh! 423 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,240 He knew all the capital cities. 424 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,070 - He even got Dodoma! 425 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,140 (scoffing) 426 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,020 - We should focus 427 00:12:23,020 --> 00:12:25,020 on other things. 428 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,170 - Yeah. 429 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:27,170 - Like, how did this happen? 430 00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:28,280 Did Doc? 431 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,240 - That's what I thought 432 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,240 at first, but... 433 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,120 look at this. 434 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,110 - Bite marks. 435 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,050 - Well, actually... 436 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,250 - Those are too far apart 437 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,250 to be teeth. 438 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,030 - That means our beautiful 439 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,030 cowboy is in the clear, but... 440 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,240 Hey, what is going on 441 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,240 with him and Wynonna anyway? 442 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,240 - Doc thinks that... 443 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,240 (sighing) 444 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:52,080 since Wynonna shot Holt, 445 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:52,080 she's off the chain. 446 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,160 - Is she? 447 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,090 - Huh. 448 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,120 Does this seem light to you? 449 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:03,110 - Yeah. Kinda. 450 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:10,150 Whoa! Waverly! 451 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,250 There's nothing obstructing it. 452 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,250 - It's empty! 453 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,280 (Jeremy): Whoa. 454 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,130 - No brains. 455 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,000 - Try number one! 456 00:13:19,150 --> 00:13:20,240 (gasps) 457 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,040 - Weirdly satisfying. 458 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,040 - Yeah! 459 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,050 - So what, it's a brain-stealing 460 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:26,050 demon? 461 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:29,070 Why would they want 462 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:29,070 human brains? 463 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,170 - I don't know, as a souvenir, 464 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:32,170 or a trophy? 465 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:35,030 Or something worse. 466 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,070 - Mmm, 467 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,190 I can feel 468 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,190 the facts and numbers. 469 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,260 Mmm... 470 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:49,020 - That the last brain, then? 471 00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:51,000 - Not by a shot long. 472 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,140 - Long shot. 473 00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:55,250 - Is that the thing? 474 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,260 Not by a long shot. 475 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,140 We're gonna need more brains. 476 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:02,050 A lot more brains. 477 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,140 (coughing) 478 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,010 It's okay, I'm okay. 479 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:14,120 Don't worry. Don't worry. 480 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:14,120 (sighing) 481 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,040 - Yeah, I wasn't. 482 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,010 tell me about 483 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,010 my least favourite murderer. 484 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,140 (Jeremy): Okay, well, 485 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:28,140 the unsub is a male, 486 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,270 mid-thirties, early forties. 487 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,270 (Waverly): Strong, because 488 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,260 the victims don't have 489 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,260 many defence wounds. 490 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:36,080 He seems to have incapacitated 491 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:36,080 them easily. 492 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,250 - We're sure it's not 493 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,250 a sexy vampire? 494 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:41,040 - Can confirm. 495 00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:41,040 - Right. 496 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:42,260 - The thing is, 497 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:42,260 the murders aren't the goal. 498 00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:45,050 The brains are actually 499 00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:45,050 what the demon's after. 500 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,200 - But... 501 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,120 the weapon that caused 502 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:49,120 these puncture marks 503 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,230 might be painted. 504 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,280 Yeah, there's a turquoise 505 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,280 smudging left behind, 506 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 which isn't very demonic. 507 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,120 - Yeah, but the demon 508 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,120 got the brains out 509 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,100 without a trace 510 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,100 of a wound, so... 511 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,000 - Baby girl. It's a demon. 512 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,150 What kind of human wants brains? 513 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,160 - Yeah. Thank you, Wynonna. 514 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:09,080 (scoffing): Maybe a human 515 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:09,080 with a fetish. 516 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:13,090 Or a compulsive obsession 517 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:13,090 with intelligence. 518 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,270 Like a lot of killers, 519 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,000 he's probably frustrated 520 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,000 at the way he's seen. 521 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,000 In this case, with being seen 522 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,000 as smart. 523 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,250 - Yeah, like you. Right now. 524 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,020 - Save it for trivia, 525 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,020 downward don't. 526 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:26,120 - You save it for trivia, 527 00:15:24,030 --> 00:15:26,120 online degree. 528 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:28,170 (Waverly and Wynonna gasp) 529 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:31,160 - I am going to crush you! 530 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:35,100 - Okay. Alright, so, see, 531 00:15:31,170 --> 00:15:35,100 see, what I think, 532 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,160 as a smart also, 533 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,160 my hunch about this guy is, uh, 534 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:42,030 he's a mur... derer. Okay? 535 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:46,010 So, so he's like a murder, 536 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:46,010 he's a murder fan. 537 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,040 Who likes to-- 538 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:48,040 (quacking) 539 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,170 - I left my rubber ducky 540 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,170 keychain 541 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,230 at the sheriff's office. 542 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,230 (quacking) 543 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,000 With a sign that says, 544 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,070 "If you have an emergency, 545 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,070 quack it." 546 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,250 - Lemme guess. Your neighbour 547 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,250 wore white after labour day. 548 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:05,010 - No. This is serious. 549 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:05,010 - Oh. 550 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:07,050 Then what is it? 551 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,070 - So, there's this couple, 552 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,070 a guy and a girl. 553 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,080 They were fighting. 554 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,230 - Did he hit her? 555 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,230 - No, but, I'm sure he has. 556 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,270 He just kept yelling at her 557 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,270 that he owned her. 558 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,000 Like, "I own you, I own you!" 559 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,270 And then, he threw her 560 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,270 into his car. 561 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,170 - God, that sounds awful. 562 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,170 - Well, yeah, it was. 563 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:24,190 - Abusive relationship 564 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:24,190 trumps brain man. Let's go. 565 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,020 - Where was it? 566 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,020 - Oh well, they drove off. 567 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,080 - Did you get a plate? 568 00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:28,080 - No, 569 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:31,100 but he had, he had flames 570 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:31,100 painted on the front of his car. 571 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,200 Like really lame. 572 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,250 - Nosy neighbours finally 573 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,250 pay off. 574 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,170 I've got the address here. 575 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,170 (Waverly): Okay. 576 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,250 - Alright, let's go. 577 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,150 - Hey... 578 00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,150 (door opens) 579 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,120 That's not all. 580 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,030 - What is it? 581 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,280 - I tried to break the fight up. 582 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,130 Told the guy to cool off. 583 00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,200 - Did he attack you? 584 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,280 - Oh, worse. 585 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 While he was dragging 586 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 the girl to the car, 587 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,260 he turned to me and he said, 588 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,160 "I wish you would eat shit." 589 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,240 - Yeah, yeah that's 590 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,240 weird phrasing. 591 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,270 - Yeah. 592 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,120 And then I went and ate shit. 593 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,260 I don't even like shit. 594 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:12,110 - Well, we know 595 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:12,110 he has a small dick. 596 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:14,070 - I probably dated him. 597 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,250 Open up, it's the-- 598 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,000 - Earp Sisters! 599 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,160 (chuckling in the house) 600 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,280 - Uh, hi? 601 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,170 - Something funny? 602 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,110 - Yeah, I was... 603 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,000 thinking about something funny 604 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,000 I saw on the internet. 605 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,030 There's a guy, said something 606 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:36,030 funny and then... 607 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,200 his friend said something 608 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,200 funny back to him. 609 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,090 - Yeah, I think I saw that one. 610 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,010 - Doug? Doug Warner? 611 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:47,190 - Used to be my name. 612 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:48,250 - Used to? 613 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,200 - Mmm... 614 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,200 (clearing throat) 615 00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:52,010 - We're coming in. 616 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,030 (stammering): Your wish 617 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:54,030 is my command. 618 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,140 Any hail today? 619 00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:01,250 - Uh, no. 620 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:03,160 - Hail is not ice pellets. 621 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,160 A lot of people confuse them 622 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,260 but it's actually different 623 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,260 precipitations. 624 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,090 Just the kind of stuff 625 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,090 you pick up. 626 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,180 (snapping his fingers) 627 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,050 Weather facts. 628 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,040 - Neat. 629 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,250 - Yeah, I got a lot of 'em. 630 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,170 Don't get me started on sleet. 631 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,210 You know, sleet actually 632 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,210 goes east west. 633 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,050 You know how rain is up down? 634 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,200 Sleet is actually all dependent 635 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:23,200 on the jet stream. 636 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,160 It's a big stream of wind 637 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:26,160 that flies through the... 638 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:29,220 it's just a scam perpetrated 639 00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:29,220 by the post office, actually. 640 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:31,030 (softly): Hey. 641 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,180 Are you doing okay? 642 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,220 - Just battling the trolls. 643 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:38,260 (chuckling) 644 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:38,260 - Listen. 645 00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:40,280 We're here to help. 646 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,210 We can get you out. 647 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,260 - Yeah, no you can't, 648 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,260 but... no big. 649 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,220 - What're you eating there? 650 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,220 What kind of sandwich is that? 651 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,090 - Brain. 652 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,130 Cow. 653 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,140 Girl meat sandwich. 654 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,200 All cows are girls. 655 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:02,220 Boy cows are bulls. 656 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:02,220 - I too graduated kindergarten. 657 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:04,010 (banging on table) 658 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,060 - You think I'm dumb? 659 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,270 - I think you have 660 00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,270 brain on your chin. 661 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,130 - I do? Did I get it? 662 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,230 I used to be dumb, 663 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,280 but I'm actually getting 664 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,280 a lot smarter. 665 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,140 - Would you say you have a... 666 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:19,160 compulsive obsession 667 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:19,160 with intelligence? 668 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,100 - Ginny get in here! 669 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,220 - Leave her the fuck alone, 670 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,220 Doug. 671 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:24,230 - It's not Doug. 672 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:27,050 My name is Kuru! 673 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,170 (snorting): Honestly this guy. 674 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:30,170 (Kuru): Ginny! Get here! 675 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,090 (Wynonna): Waverly! 676 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,090 He's our demon killer! 677 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,020 - You, you don't have 678 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,020 to do this, Ginny. 679 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:35,240 - 'Scuse me. 680 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,230 - Peacemaker's not glowing! 681 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,230 So he's kinda just a dude! 682 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,080 Human. 683 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,080 - I am the demon Kuru. 684 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,010 - He's a human. 685 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,010 (Kuru): Ginny. 686 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,080 - No. She's not yours, buddy. 687 00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:47,100 - Just lemme go to him. 688 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,050 - Sweetheart, it's okay. 689 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:49,050 - What? 690 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,030 (Waverly whispering) 691 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,250 (screaming) 692 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,000 - You did not just 693 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,000 throw brain at me! 694 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,250 Argh! 695 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,250 - I wish her to die. 696 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,240 I wish her to die. 697 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,240 I wish her to die. 698 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,280 - Then come to me. 699 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,280 Take my hand. 700 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,160 Ow! Watch the nails, girl. Ow! 701 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,050 - Why... Oh, come on! 702 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,030 (Waverly): Shit! 703 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,090 - No way he jumped that fence. 704 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,220 - Hey. 705 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,160 Listen. We're gonna get you 706 00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,160 somewhere safe, okay? 707 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,100 Well, I'm gonna go wash 708 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:22,100 this brain off my shirt, but... 709 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:24,240 Wynonna will. 710 00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:24,240 (Ginny): Cool... 711 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,000 Can't wait to be exactly 712 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:28,000 back here in a couple hours. 713 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,150 (clicking) 714 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,260 (Wynonna): Listen, 715 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,260 we wanna help you. 716 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,210 I've seen this before, 717 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,210 you're the victim. 718 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,250 (sighing) 719 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:44,060 Can you just put 720 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:44,060 the phone down a sec? 721 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,220 - Nah, I'm good. 722 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,220 - Okay. I get it. 723 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,150 I get it. I look like a cop. 724 00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:53,250 Well, I'm not. 725 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:57,210 I've spent several New Year's 726 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:57,210 Eveses in drunk tanks. 727 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,270 You're safe with me. 728 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:02,100 (whooshing) 729 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:02,100 (Ginny): Oh shit. 730 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,220 That's the gun that kills us! 731 00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,220 You're her? 732 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:07,110 - Damn right. Hands up. 733 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:07,110 - Girl, it's chill. 734 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,090 Okay, I'm chill. 735 00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:10,090 - It's you. 736 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,060 You did it, didn't you? 737 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,090 - Yes, but it's not me, 738 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,090 it's his wishes! 739 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,070 - Wishes? 740 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,270 - I'm a genie. 741 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,150 Kuru's wish is my command. 742 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,020 And his wishes 743 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,020 are fucking nuts. 744 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:30,250 - Okay. A genie? 745 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,250 Did Doug find 746 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,250 a lamp or something? 747 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:35,190 - One flamboyant genie 748 00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:35,190 lives in a lamp, 749 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,250 now suddenly we all live 750 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,250 in lamps. Ugh. 751 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:41,030 - Well, what about a trophy? 752 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:41,030 We dusted a Marzaniok once. 753 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,110 - That's cute. 754 00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:44,180 No, I just needed a new master. 755 00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,240 - Master? Honey, no. 756 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,010 - Doug bumped into me 757 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,010 at the bar, and that was it. 758 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,050 That's how it works. 759 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,220 And now he calls the shots. 760 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,230 - Not so fast. 761 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,210 Show her what you got. 762 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,210 - Oh, yeah. 763 00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,170 Your nails. 764 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:04,050 Same colour as the wounds 765 00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:04,050 found on the murder victims. 766 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,230 - Your nails poison them. 767 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,230 - Yeah. 768 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,140 But only cause 769 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,140 he wished them to. 770 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,260 - Why does he want you 771 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,260 to kill them? 772 00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:10,170 - He wants to be the smartest 773 00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:10,170 guy in town 774 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,210 so he makes me kill 775 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:12,210 all the smartest people in town. 776 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:16,150 I mean, usually keepers-- 777 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:16,150 - Keepers? 778 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,000 You need to stop. 779 00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:19,220 - Okay, well, usually 780 00:22:18,010 --> 00:22:19,220 they're all like, 781 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:24,040 "I want guns for hands," or like 782 00:22:19,230 --> 00:22:24,040 a laser dick, but not Doug. 783 00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:26,210 - Why doesn't he just wish to be 784 00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:26,210 the smartest guy in town? 785 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,260 - Because he's not smart. 786 00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:31,140 (Jeremy): Okay, look. 787 00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:31,140 He's already killed twice. 788 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,270 Three wishes. 789 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,270 That's all you get. 790 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,240 - Dude wished 791 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,240 for infinite wishes. 792 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,080 - Isn't that against 793 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:36,080 genie rules? 794 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,210 - No. 795 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,210 And don't be superstitious. 796 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,280 Look. He has infinite wishes, 797 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 so no matter what 798 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 we talk about here, 799 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,100 I'm still bound to keep 800 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,100 makin' them all come true. 801 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:49,250 - Except... you won't. 802 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,050 Because... 803 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:54,250 when you say he bumped into you 804 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:54,250 at the bar and became your-- 805 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,140 - Lord? 806 00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,060 - Yeah. None of the words 807 00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,060 you're using 808 00:22:58,070 --> 00:23:00,140 are working for me, okay? 809 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,030 You meant literally 810 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,030 bumped into you. 811 00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,180 'Cause when you were 812 00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,180 at the house, 813 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,230 you kept reaching 814 00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:05,230 for each other. 815 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,150 He needs to be touching you 816 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,070 for his wish to come true. 817 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,170 - Pretty much. 818 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,050 Okay, totally much. 819 00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:14,230 - Nice. 820 00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:14,230 - Thanks. 821 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,010 And I'm not leaving your side. 822 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,020 - Okay, well, I hope it works, 823 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,020 but he is my... 824 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:23,010 - Don't say it! 825 00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:23,010 - He's mine, I'm his. Forever. 826 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,160 - Did he wish to be immortal? 827 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,160 - No. I can't do that. 828 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,240 Or bring back people 829 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:27,240 from the dead. 830 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,180 - Can you at least pretend 831 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,180 you watched Aladdin? 832 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,230 (lip smacking, scoffing) 833 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:31,230 - I'm stuck with brain-eater 834 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,000 till he croaks. 835 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,000 - Uh. Which reminds me, 836 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,200 Wynonna, I need 837 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,200 to show you something. 838 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:43,180 - Okay. Solid convo, but can 839 00:23:39,010 --> 00:23:43,180 I get my phone back now? 840 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:48,000 I need to see if my tweet's 841 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:48,000 doing numbers. 842 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,000 - Are you gonna make me watch 843 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,000 Aladdin? 844 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:53,190 - I-I was researching obscure 845 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:53,190 diseases for trivia night 846 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,280 when I came across "Kuru," 847 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,190 the name that Doug 848 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,190 wants to be called. 849 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,220 It's a condition 850 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,220 that some cannibals get 851 00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,200 when they eat human brains. 852 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:02,240 - Like Mad Cow Disease? 853 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:02,240 - Yes, exactly. 854 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,080 I think that Doug 855 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,080 ate human brain, 856 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:06,160 got sick, googled it, 857 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,010 and started calling himself 858 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,010 by the name of that sickness. 859 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:11,240 - Okay. Well, he's not exactly 860 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:11,240 the best of us. 861 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,150 Which is why I'm not leaving 862 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,150 here till he's caught. 863 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,090 - Yes! Great idea. 864 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,090 You stay here. 865 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,220 I go to trivia night. 866 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,220 - No, Jeremy! 867 00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:18,270 We need to find a killer. 868 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,170 There will be other 869 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,170 trivia nights. 870 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:23,170 - No, no, no! Tonight is 871 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:23,170 the finals! It's critical. 872 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,030 - Jeremy. 873 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,150 It's your beautiful brain. 874 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,220 - What? 875 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,040 - Trivia night! 876 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:36,240 Ginny said he wants to find 877 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:36,240 the smartest people 878 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,080 so he can 879 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,080 eat their brains! 880 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:40,160 Your brain! 881 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,010 - That's nuts. 882 00:24:40,170 --> 00:24:42,010 - It is, 883 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,100 because random trivia's 884 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,100 obviously not 885 00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:45,250 an accurate way to judge 886 00:24:44,110 --> 00:24:45,250 intelligence 887 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,000 otherwise I'd still be in it. 888 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:49,190 - Well... 889 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:49,190 - 100% coo-coo for Kuru Puffs! 890 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,230 - Okay, okay. So that is why 891 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,230 we're all so obsessed. 892 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,170 - Yes. And why I'm not. 893 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,170 Anymore. 894 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:56,110 - It has nothing to do 895 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:56,110 with you losing? 896 00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:58,230 - No. It's the wish. 897 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,000 - Okay. Yeah, no. 898 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,000 That-that makes sense 899 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:04,000 in a that-makes-no-sense 900 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:04,000 kinda way. 901 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,210 Great, okay, if you are 902 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,210 good to guard the genie, 903 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:09,220 then me, Waverly, Nicole and Doc 904 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:09,220 can go to trivia night 905 00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:11,090 and take Kuru-Doug down. 906 00:25:09,230 --> 00:25:11,090 - Cool. 907 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,150 It shouldn't be hard. 908 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160 Without his genie he'll just be 909 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,160 a normal numpty. Okay. 910 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:17,010 I'm gonna call Waverly 911 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:17,010 and tell her the plan. 912 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:18,010 You call Doc. 913 00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:19,160 - Okay. 914 00:25:19,170 --> 00:25:20,250 - Okay, so it's a wish. 915 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:23,180 And the guy will be at trivia 916 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:23,180 and then we'll do a takedown? 917 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,050 - The way you say "takedown"... 918 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:29,080 I can feel your sheriff 919 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:29,080 senses tingling. 920 00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:32,030 You loved your job. 921 00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:32,030 - Well, now I love trivia. 922 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,060 And you. 923 00:25:33,070 --> 00:25:34,230 In that order. 924 00:25:35,230 --> 00:25:38,000 God, what an awful wish! 925 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,230 - Don't change the subject. 926 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,070 - Hey, maybe you should try 927 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,070 club soda on your... 928 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,030 (breathing heavily) 929 00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:46,180 - Hey. 930 00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:48,080 (sighing) 931 00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:50,180 - I'd lost everything. 932 00:25:50,190 --> 00:25:53,000 The woman I love, my friends. 933 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,090 Then I lost the election. 934 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,210 To Holt. 935 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:02,210 It was the last straw, 936 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:02,210 so I did something. 937 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:04,280 - Is this a froggy thing again? 938 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,030 - Now everybody 939 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,030 in Purgatory hates me. 940 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,050 - So? 941 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:14,250 Everyone hates Wynonna, 942 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:14,250 and she still Wynonnas. 943 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,250 I'm sure it's fine. 944 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,250 - It's not. 945 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,000 - Look. 946 00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:23,250 Brain stain aside, 947 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,090 we're so close to being happy. 948 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:31,040 I never want you to blunt 949 00:26:28,060 --> 00:26:31,040 your ambition. 950 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,230 It's one of the things 951 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,230 that makes you... you. 952 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,020 I got you back. 953 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:42,250 That's my happy. 954 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,250 - He's gonna come get me. 955 00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:57,150 - Maybe you should just relax. 956 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,100 - Genies don't relax. 957 00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,260 Okay? I'd have to have my own 958 00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,260 needs and desires for that, 959 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:05,050 rather than just 960 00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:05,050 fulfill wishes. 961 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,220 - You killed people. 962 00:27:06,230 --> 00:27:08,100 - Doug killed people. 963 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:10,270 I did my job. 964 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:10,270 - Right. 965 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,020 Genies don't kill people. 966 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,020 People with genies kill people. 967 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,020 - Facts. 968 00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:17,090 - Well, maybe don't pick 969 00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:17,090 an asshole next time. 970 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,220 You saying I have 971 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,220 bad taste in men? 972 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,160 - I get the bad boy thing. 973 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,160 (chuckling) 974 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,030 - Doug? 975 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,050 Ew. No, he's just my-- 976 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,050 - Bah! 977 00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:34,020 Uh... he's my 978 00:27:31,060 --> 00:27:34,020 "wish-getting guy." 979 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:37,020 - Thank you. 980 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:37,020 - It's not romantic. 981 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:43,170 Even when they are cute, 982 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:43,170 they're all Kuru in the end. 983 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,030 - I'd retweet that. 984 00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:48,200 (Rachel): What's the capital 985 00:27:47,090 --> 00:27:48,200 of Tanzania? 986 00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,090 (Jeremy): Ah! Dodoma! 987 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,170 - I could help with those 988 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,170 butterflies 989 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,010 if you just told me. 990 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,010 - Never. 991 00:27:57,020 --> 00:28:00,020 Oh, my God, why am I here, 992 00:27:57,020 --> 00:28:00,020 why am I here? 993 00:28:00,030 --> 00:28:01,100 Why am I... 994 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:04,060 - You're here because 995 00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:04,060 we want to decide 996 00:28:04,070 --> 00:28:06,210 who has Purgatory's 997 00:28:04,070 --> 00:28:06,210 tastiest brain. 998 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:07,280 - Right, yeah. 999 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,060 - And so does the killer. 1000 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:13,050 And when he comes, 1001 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:13,050 we'll take him down. 1002 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:18,020 - Wow. Chicken-kicker 1003 00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:18,020 shows her face. 1004 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,150 - What did you just call her? 1005 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,210 (clucking) 1006 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:24,240 (all clucking) 1007 00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:28,240 - Alright, settle down. 1008 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:30,230 - Come on. 1009 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,130 - Start your brain engines, 1010 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,130 folks. 1011 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,140 Take your seats. 1012 00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,230 - Nope. I am taking no seats. 1013 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240 - Nicole! Wait! 1014 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:41,000 I mean... I can't go with you, 1015 00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:41,000 but I love you! 1016 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,140 (Jeremy exhales) 1017 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,190 (whooshing) 1018 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,190 - Ow! 1019 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,140 Argh! Great. Kuru's wish 1020 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,130 means I literally 1021 00:28:50,150 --> 00:28:53,130 can't leave trivia night. 1022 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,060 You've got to be kidding me. 1023 00:28:58,010 --> 00:28:59,280 At least there's no Reaper 1024 00:28:58,010 --> 00:28:59,280 anymore. 1025 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,190 (Nedley): Alright folks! 1026 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,230 Now, seeing as how 1027 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,230 this is sudden death, 1028 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,140 you buzz in with 1029 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,140 one wrong answer 1030 00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:08,190 and that's all she wrote 1031 00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:08,190 for you, you're done. 1032 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,180 You dig? 1033 00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:12,090 Finalists? 1034 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,000 - You made it to the end? 1035 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,040 - Oh, I don't sleep, Earp. 1036 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,040 - Okay, remember guys, 1037 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,200 we're here 1038 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,200 to catch a killer. 1039 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,090 - After I best you 1040 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:20,090 at Pop Culture 101. 1041 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,250 - As if, Oldie Hawn. 1042 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,200 Also, I love you. 1043 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:25,170 (Nedley): Question number one. 1044 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,010 This famous songstress 1045 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,070 is the youngest of 14 siblings. 1046 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,200 (dinging) 1047 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,200 (all three): Celine! 1048 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,270 (Jeremy groaning) 1049 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,090 - Looks like a fun night 1050 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,090 ahead of us. 1051 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,000 That one's a draw. 1052 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,000 Question number two. 1053 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,150 (ding) 1054 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,150 - Turkmenistan! 1055 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,250 (ding) 1056 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,250 - Für Elise! 1057 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:42,000 (ding) 1058 00:29:38,260 --> 00:29:42,000 - Kristy Yamaguchi! 1059 00:29:42,010 --> 00:29:44,040 - Correct. Next question. 1060 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,000 - Ah! The archangel Gabriel. 1061 00:29:46,010 --> 00:29:47,240 - Gah! That should've been mine! 1062 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:51,160 I'm the... one who read 1063 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:51,160 Paradise Lost. 1064 00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,280 - Next question. 1065 00:29:51,170 --> 00:29:52,280 - Dunkeroos! 1066 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,160 - Quaaludes! 1067 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,210 - Armie Hammer. 1068 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:56,210 - Correct. 1069 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:57,250 - Ooh! The planet Ork! 1070 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,250 - The Republic of Djibouti! 1071 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:03,130 - Justin, Joey, Chris, 1072 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:03,130 JC and Lance. 1073 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:07,000 (chuckling): Correct. 1074 00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:08,160 - Boron! 1075 00:30:07,010 --> 00:30:08,160 - No! 1076 00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:10,050 I'm the science guy! 1077 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,250 - Jack Ruby. 1078 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:13,260 Oswald, he was a patsy. 1079 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,260 - You are correct. 1080 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,260 (dinging) 1081 00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:17,160 Correct. 1082 00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:17,160 (dinging) 1083 00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,110 Correct. 1084 00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,110 (ding) 1085 00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:19,070 Correct. 1086 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,100 Correct. 1087 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,250 Correct. 1088 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,250 - Yes! 1089 00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:23,040 (Jeremy sighs) 1090 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:25,040 - Okay, here's one 1091 00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:25,040 for the cowboys. 1092 00:30:25,050 --> 00:30:27,080 Now known as 1093 00:30:25,050 --> 00:30:27,080 the "dead man's hand," 1094 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:30,040 what combination of cards 1095 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:30,040 was Wild Bill Hickock holding 1096 00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:32,040 when he was shot in the back? 1097 00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:32,040 - Ugh! 1098 00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:34,040 (ding) 1099 00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:34,040 Mr. Holliday. 1100 00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:36,050 - William had himself 1101 00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:36,050 a deuce and a seven, 1102 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,260 which is a death 1103 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,260 unto itself. 1104 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,220 - Dead man's hand is a pair 1105 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,220 of aces and eights. 1106 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,060 - Uh, yeah, that is not 1107 00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:43,060 what he had. 1108 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:45,210 I was there. 1109 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:45,210 (Jeremy scoffs) 1110 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:47,050 - Did he just say he was there? 1111 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:50,070 - Yeah, wow, you really need 1112 00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:50,070 another mint, Bradley. 1113 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,000 - Sorry Doc, but you're out. 1114 00:30:53,010 --> 00:30:54,250 - This is an outrage, 1115 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:56,220 I must remain in this battle 1116 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:56,220 and prove that 1117 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,090 it is I that has 1118 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,090 the ideal brain. 1119 00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:02,070 Wait. Why is it still just us? 1120 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,280 Where is the man 1121 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,280 that calls himself Kuru? 1122 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,140 - Boo! Down in front! 1123 00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:08,030 Boo! 1124 00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:08,030 - Move it along. 1125 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,070 - You're still my favourite, 1126 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,070 boo. 1127 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,040 - Okay, wait. So, now, 1128 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,040 he's the vampire demon leader? 1129 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,080 - I know, it's messed up. 1130 00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,230 (chuckling) 1131 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,280 - Well, I can tell you, 1132 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,280 love messed up. 1133 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,260 At least I know my keeper. 1134 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:24,140 - Hey. Stop saying that word! 1135 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:24,140 - Why? 1136 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,080 - Because it's got 1137 00:31:24,150 --> 00:31:26,080 horrible connotations. 1138 00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:29,130 - That's the reality 1139 00:31:26,090 --> 00:31:29,130 for some of us. 1140 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:31,000 Both of us. 1141 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 - I still have the gun 1142 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 that can kill you. 1143 00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:36,080 - Or does it have you, honey? 1144 00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:36,080 (chuckling) 1145 00:31:36,090 --> 00:31:38,080 (ringtone, Ginny gasps) 1146 00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:44,190 Okay, please. Can I just quickly 1147 00:31:38,090 --> 00:31:44,190 just peek at my notifications? 1148 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,180 Please? 1149 00:31:45,190 --> 00:31:47,060 Please. 1150 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:50,040 - Just don't text Doug. 1151 00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:51,240 Ghost him till he dies. 1152 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:53,070 - I'm worse than a ghost. 1153 00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:56,000 - Ugh. 1154 00:31:53,230 --> 00:31:56,000 (Ginny sighs) 1155 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,130 Ugh... he wished he could 1156 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,130 walk through walls. 1157 00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,190 - I wish Wynonna would open 1158 00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:01,190 the cell. 1159 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,220 (whooshing, Wynonna moans) 1160 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,000 (clanging) 1161 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,210 - Why aren't you 1162 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,210 at trivia night? 1163 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,170 - Back at the house, 1164 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,170 I realized... 1165 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:17,000 street brains. 1166 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,210 - You mean street smarts? 1167 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,070 (snorting) 1168 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,060 - Street brains 1169 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:26,060 are brains that I want too. 1170 00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:30,230 That's what you have. So, you. 1171 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,050 - Ugh. 1172 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:36,220 - I wish for her to say 1173 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:36,220 bye-bye to her brain. 1174 00:32:37,190 --> 00:32:39,060 (whooshing) 1175 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,110 - Bye-bye, brain. 1176 00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:48,210 which means he's heading 1177 00:32:47,070 --> 00:32:48,210 for his genie, 1178 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:49,210 putting Wynonna in danger. 1179 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,250 - Yes, okay, yeah, you're right. 1180 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,250 You're right! 1181 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,200 - Yeah. We have to help her. 1182 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,200 (Nedley): Alright, 1183 00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,220 we've done the final 1184 00:32:53,210 --> 00:32:54,220 calculations, 1185 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:55,280 and it turns out it's a dead tie 1186 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,190 between Waverly Earp 1187 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,190 and Jeremy Chetri. 1188 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,260 Come on up here for 1189 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,260 a sudden-death playoff round. 1190 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:04,130 (Jeremy, panting): I am 1191 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:04,130 so sorry, Doc, I can't help it! 1192 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:05,230 - Neither can I. 1193 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,140 - If I have to do this alone 1194 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,140 then I will! 1195 00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:09,150 - One question at a time, 1196 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,000 five seconds to answer. 1197 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,000 - Okay. 1198 00:33:11,150 --> 00:33:13,200 (whooshing) 1199 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:17,150 - Dammit. 1200 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:17,150 I simply cannot miss trivia. 1201 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,150 Literally. We cannot waste 1202 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,150 another moment. 1203 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,000 One of you must lose, 1204 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,000 and posthaste. 1205 00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:25,220 - Well, she's your sister! 1206 00:33:22,010 --> 00:33:25,220 - Uh! You're found family! 1207 00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:27,170 You chose her. You lose. 1208 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,270 - Snap out of it! 1209 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,180 (all): We can't! 1210 00:33:31,090 --> 00:33:33,050 - If we have no other choice. 1211 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,040 - I wish she would lie 1212 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,040 on the gurney. 1213 00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:37,250 (whooshing) 1214 00:33:39,190 --> 00:33:41,250 (Wynonna grunts and pants) 1215 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:43,000 (Kuru chuckling, coughing) 1216 00:33:43,010 --> 00:33:45,030 (Ginny): I guess I know 1217 00:33:43,010 --> 00:33:45,030 what's next. 1218 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,190 - What's that? 1219 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,190 - You get me to finish the job. 1220 00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:51,260 Mm-hmm. 1221 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,250 - Fine! 1222 00:33:57,090 --> 00:33:59,090 I wish for a knife. 1223 00:33:57,090 --> 00:33:59,090 (Wynonna): Doug. 1224 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,230 - Kuru! 1225 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,190 I am the demon Kuru. 1226 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,230 I will be removing this brain... 1227 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,280 (Wynonna whimpering) 1228 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,280 ...myself. 1229 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,260 (sinister music) 1230 00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:13,170 - Doc! Hey, what's going 1231 00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:13,170 on up there? 1232 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:15,210 - Jeremy and Waverly 1233 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:15,210 are caught in a stalemate. 1234 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,280 And I believe Wynonna 1235 00:34:15,230 --> 00:34:17,280 to be in grave danger. 1236 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,170 - So I take it you're stuck 1237 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,170 here too? 1238 00:34:19,170 --> 00:34:22,030 - Well, I suppose we all are 1239 00:34:19,170 --> 00:34:22,030 until trivia ends, 1240 00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:24,170 when one of them 1241 00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:24,170 answers incorrectly. 1242 00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:25,280 - Or doesn't answer at all. 1243 00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:30,090 We'll need a distraction. 1244 00:34:32,210 --> 00:34:34,090 We need Chicken-kicker. 1245 00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:38,000 - Okay. Next question. 1246 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,230 According to Greek mythology... 1247 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,230 - Hey. Phone. Now. 1248 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,280 - Oh, please don't check 1249 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,280 my browser history. 1250 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,110 - Okay, we'll talk 1251 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,110 about that later. 1252 00:34:45,110 --> 00:34:47,230 Rachel, I need the video. 1253 00:34:45,110 --> 00:34:47,230 - What video? 1254 00:34:47,230 --> 00:34:50,110 - The video. Chicken-kicker. 1255 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:52,050 - I deleted it. 1256 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:52,050 I respect the ban. 1257 00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:54,190 - No one in their right mind 1258 00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:54,190 would delete that video. 1259 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,050 - It's in a folder marked 1260 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,050 "Tax Stuff." 1261 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:00,280 - Clever girl. 1262 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,050 Okay, I just need to find 1263 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,050 the Bluetooth. 1264 00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:05,130 (Nedley): Waverly Earp. 1265 00:35:05,130 --> 00:35:09,280 A tribe in Papua New Guinea 1266 00:35:05,130 --> 00:35:09,280 is affected by this condition 1267 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,170 when eating brain. 1268 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:12,170 - Oh! 1269 00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:14,260 - Goodbye, self-respect. 1270 00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,030 (Nicole in video): Hello. 1271 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:21,030 You losers didn't vote for me 1272 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:21,030 for Sheriff, 1273 00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:22,000 but I stayed! 1274 00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:25,030 (slurring): I'm the one 1275 00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:25,030 who stayed! 1276 00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:29,090 And now you just wanna stuff 1277 00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:29,090 your dumb faces 1278 00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,110 while celebrating Holt?! 1279 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:31,230 - Waverly, do you have 1280 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:31,230 an answer? 1281 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:36,110 - Well, fuck your votes, 1282 00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:36,110 fuck your dinner! 1283 00:35:36,130 --> 00:35:39,010 And fuck this chicken! 1284 00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:41,170 (screaming) 1285 00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:41,170 (bar patrons laughing) 1286 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,210 (Nedley): Your chance to win 1287 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,210 the tournament. 1288 00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:44,170 - Kuru! 1289 00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:45,280 Kuru! 1290 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,280 (Nedley): Yes! Jeremy Chetri, 1291 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,090 you have the biggest, 1292 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,090 tastiest brain in Purgatory! 1293 00:35:51,090 --> 00:35:52,190 - Yeah! 1294 00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:54,090 (magical chiming) 1295 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,010 What? 1296 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:01,130 - I'm sorry, I'm sure 1297 00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:01,130 your brain tastes terrible. 1298 00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:05,010 - Praise be. 1299 00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:08,130 - Ginny! Ginny, 1300 00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:08,130 get Peacemaker! Help! 1301 00:36:08,130 --> 00:36:09,190 - I can't do shit. 1302 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,130 (screaming) 1303 00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:13,030 (Kuru moaning) 1304 00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:13,030 Help! 1305 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,260 - And I need a more 1306 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,260 Zen atmosphere. 1307 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,130 - I wish for her 1308 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,130 to stop screaming. 1309 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:17,250 (sceaming stops) 1310 00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:20,280 (exhaling) 1311 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,150 You know, I don't feel so good. 1312 00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:24,190 I wish for a bigger knife. 1313 00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,110 - Sure, that's 1314 00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,110 what's stopping you. 1315 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:28,050 - I am Kuru! 1316 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:30,190 I am Kuru, 1317 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:30,190 and I can be strong too. 1318 00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,210 (whimpering) 1319 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:33,090 I can be st... 1320 00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:33,090 (gagging) 1321 00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:34,210 (gagging) 1322 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,280 - Okay. Just come to me 1323 00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,280 and I'll take care of it. 1324 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,280 - I need street brains. 1325 00:36:39,110 --> 00:36:40,170 I wish... 1326 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:44,000 - I tried Wynonna, 1327 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:44,000 but it is what it is. 1328 00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:46,250 (thudding) 1329 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:51,250 - Whoa! What the hell! Ah! 1330 00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:51,250 (breathing heavily) 1331 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:53,000 - He's dead, Wynonna. 1332 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:57,070 - Were you gonna let him cut me? 1333 00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:57,070 - Uh, I was killing time. 1334 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,010 His cannibal brain's been 1335 00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,010 rotting for weeks. 1336 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:01,260 It was obv he was 1337 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:01,260 about to kick it, so... 1338 00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:05,230 - Sup, Doc. Where ya been? 1339 00:37:05,230 --> 00:37:07,070 - You alright? 1340 00:37:07,070 --> 00:37:09,050 - It's all Kuru, baby. 1341 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,150 So, who had the tastiest brain? 1342 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:13,030 - So this is yours? 1343 00:37:14,070 --> 00:37:16,130 Hey... I'm Ginny. 1344 00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,130 - I'm good. 1345 00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:28,130 - Nah, seriously, 1346 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:30,230 you should try it on. 1347 00:37:28,130 --> 00:37:30,230 - Nah. 1348 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,090 - I don't have to sit here 1349 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,090 if you don't want me to. 1350 00:37:33,090 --> 00:37:34,190 - And miss my opportunity 1351 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,230 to speak with 1352 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,230 the Chicken-kicker herself? 1353 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:38,110 (laughing): Okay, well, 1354 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,230 anything that you want to know 1355 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,230 on chicken kicking, 1356 00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:42,210 I will happily oblige. 1357 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,110 But I know there's something 1358 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:46,110 else you'd rather hear about. 1359 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,070 - You were gonna trade me 1360 00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:49,070 to the Clantons? 1361 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:51,190 - Look. 1362 00:37:49,070 --> 00:37:51,190 There's no excuse, okay? 1363 00:37:51,190 --> 00:37:54,150 But... I had reasons. 1364 00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,170 It brought Waverly home to me. 1365 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,030 - I was a part of that too. 1366 00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:59,030 - I know. 1367 00:38:00,090 --> 00:38:02,210 I will be forever grateful. 1368 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:06,280 Doc, I'm sorry, 1369 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:06,280 but I had to be sure. 1370 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,250 - What did they even 1371 00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:08,250 want with me? 1372 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,150 - No clue. 1373 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:13,030 But I knew that whatever 1374 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:13,030 it was, 1375 00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:14,210 that you could handle it. 1376 00:38:14,210 --> 00:38:18,110 And if you didn't, then 1377 00:38:14,210 --> 00:38:18,110 we were gonna figure it out. 1378 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,210 Together. 1379 00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:21,190 'Cause I'd fight 1380 00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:21,190 for you too, Doc. 1381 00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:25,260 - I appreciate that, 1382 00:38:23,190 --> 00:38:25,260 Sheriff Haught. 1383 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:29,130 - You know you're the only one 1384 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:29,130 who still calls me that, right? 1385 00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:32,150 - The badge alone does not 1386 00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:32,150 give the authority. 1387 00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:36,190 - Yeah. Tell that to the people 1388 00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:36,190 who saw me kick a chicken. 1389 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:40,070 (Nicole in video): Chicken! 1390 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:40,070 (screaming) 1391 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:41,190 - Why don't you tell them? 1392 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:54,190 - Hey everybody, listen up! 1393 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,090 (video recording beeps) 1394 00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:59,260 Yeah. You getting this? Good. 1395 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:02,150 Show of hands here: 1396 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,150 who voted for me? 1397 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,110 Well, I don't care. 1398 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,110 I'm not embarrassed about it. 1399 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:15,010 We all do things 1400 00:39:12,110 --> 00:39:15,010 we regret, right? 1401 00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,230 So yeah, okay. 1402 00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,030 I am Chicken-kicker. 1403 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,210 - Yeah, ya are! 1404 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,210 (chuckling) 1405 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,090 - But I'm still gonna be 1406 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,090 your sheriff. 1407 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,190 'Cause I made a promise. 1408 00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:28,090 I made a promise 1409 00:39:24,210 --> 00:39:28,090 to serve and protect 1410 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:31,070 every single person 1411 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:31,070 in this town. 1412 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:34,030 Even those that break the law. 1413 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,130 Or slice their grilled cheese 1414 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,130 sandwich lengthwise instead 1415 00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:41,260 of diagonally, which... 1416 00:39:38,150 --> 00:39:41,260 I've never understood. 1417 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:44,190 Or don't like me... 1418 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,170 because I'm an outsider. 1419 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,090 Because I'm gay. 1420 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,210 - I don't care that she's gay! 1421 00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:56,210 - Even those who literally 1422 00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:56,210 ate feces. 1423 00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,070 - You eat shit one time 1424 00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,070 and it's... 1425 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:02,150 - It's kinda like kicking 1426 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:02,150 a chicken. 1427 00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,090 One time. 1428 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,280 You know, folks, 1429 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,280 we've all made mistakes. 1430 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,130 And it usually happens with 1431 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,130 things we care about the most. 1432 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:19,210 - We do need you, 1433 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:19,210 Sheriff Haught. 1434 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:25,110 - Revote's unanimous. 1435 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:25,110 You're reinstated. 1436 00:40:25,130 --> 00:40:28,130 (cheering and applause) 1437 00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:34,030 - Oh, my god. 1438 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:36,280 I finally get 1439 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:36,280 Wynonna's bad boy thing. 1440 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,190 Chicken-kicker is hot. 1441 00:40:38,190 --> 00:40:40,230 (giggling) 1442 00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:47,190 (twinkling ringtone) 1443 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,280 - Here to be my matriarch? 1444 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,130 - No. 1445 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,070 - But we got him. 1446 00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:06,130 The disease got him. 1447 00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:06,130 - Did it? 1448 00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:09,280 Or do all your... masters... 1449 00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:09,280 - Careful. 1450 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,090 - ...die like that? 1451 00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:14,130 Diseased and full of rot. 1452 00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:14,130 - Doug was sick. 1453 00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:16,010 Dude ate brain. 1454 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:17,190 - See, what I think, 1455 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:20,150 having a genie, 1456 00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:23,130 all that choice, 1457 00:41:20,150 --> 00:41:23,130 it makes them insane. 1458 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:27,170 And then you get to kill 1459 00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:27,170 for them. You like it. 1460 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,010 - Well, I was just doing 1461 00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:30,010 what I have to do. 1462 00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:31,280 I'm the victim. 1463 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,130 You said so yourself. 1464 00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:36,010 - You may be a genie, 1465 00:41:33,150 --> 00:41:36,010 but you are still a demon. 1466 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,130 He was just some idiot. 1467 00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:39,150 And you'll find another one. 1468 00:41:40,190 --> 00:41:42,090 You're too powerful a weapon. 1469 00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:45,210 I realized it when you got Doug 1470 00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:45,210 to wish for me to be quiet. 1471 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,150 - I couldn't listen 1472 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:47,150 to you cry for help 1473 00:41:47,150 --> 00:41:48,260 when I couldn't help you! 1474 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:51,000 - You gotta listen 1475 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:51,000 to the screams. 1476 00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:54,010 You have to look the cost 1477 00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:54,010 of this in the eye 1478 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:56,110 and tell it to go fuck itself. 1479 00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:01,190 - Okay. 1480 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:05,000 You want a new choice? 1481 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:11,000 Have all the choices you want. 1482 00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:12,110 - I've already had a curse. 1483 00:42:12,110 --> 00:42:13,190 - I can stop what's coming. 1484 00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:15,130 - I can stop what's coming. 1485 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:17,110 - I could make him 1486 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:17,110 love you again. 1487 00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:24,210 - Hmm. 1488 00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:26,210 (whirring) 1489 00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,030 - Make Doc choke it down. 1490 00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:33,010 - I get it. 1491 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,090 I'm poison too. 1492 00:42:35,090 --> 00:42:38,070 - With a psychotic gun 1493 00:42:35,090 --> 00:42:38,070 for a master. 1494 00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:39,150 We're the same. 1495 00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:41,130 - The difference is that... 1496 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,030 you have a way out. 1497 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:46,030 - No, you don't have to. 1498 00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,110 - Genie. 1499 00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:51,190 (gunshot, screeching) 1500 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,030 You're free. 89581