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Halloween.
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There was no better time of
year for a theatrical boy
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Than one that mandated costumes.
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- Now, who can tell me
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What important day is upon us?
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Mm.
- Halloween!
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It's gonna be awesome.
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I'm sleeping over at ritchie's.
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- I was referring
to all saint's day.
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- We're in grade seven!
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Halloween is for
kindergarten babies.
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- But Halloween's fun.
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Zombies, witches, ghosts.
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- The only ghost you should
concern yourself with
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Is the holy one.
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And the only 'zombie'
I know of is lazarus,
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Whom christ himself
raised from the dead.
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- Uh, I think what sister rose
is trying to say, children,
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Is there's nothing
to be afraid of.
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- Yes, sister. When
you die, children,
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There are only two
possible destinations:
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The eternal light of heaven
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Or the eternal flames of hell.
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Who needed dracula to
give you nightmares
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When you had nuns.
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What am I gonna do
with my costume now?
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What do you mean?
You're gonna wear it.
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Who cares what they think?
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- Me. Like, a lot.
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- Gimme some.
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- Isn't begging for junk food
for "kindergarten babies?"
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- But this could be our
last year trick-or-treating.
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Come with us.
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- I guess I could go for a bit.
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I don't have a costume,
and I'd need a mask -
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So nobody sees me with you.
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- They have chocolate bars
as big as dogs on my street.
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- Okay, okay, I'm in.
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- in for what?
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- She's coming trick
or treating with us.
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- you are, are ya?
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You taking yer sooky bottle too?
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- frig off!
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I never said I was
going with them.
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Follow them and take
all their candy.
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- Wait. Let me
get this straight.
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You're gonna follow
us house to house,
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But instead of
taking free candy,
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You're gonna steal ours?
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- Exactly.
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- I rescind my invitation.
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- Watch your backs
tonight, dicks.
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- Dicks.
- Sorry.
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- I don't wanna go anymore.
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- New strategy.
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We trick-or-treat by my house.
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No way the foxes can
get to us out there.
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- no offense, but
there aren't any houses.
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- Pffft!
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I have my sources.
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- Shockin'! This spider's
seen better days!
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- Mm. Well, it's still
got two good legs
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And an arse full of web.
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Mm. Sounds a bit like myself.
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I'm a bit more worried
about the candy.
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We're down to our last
couple of fistfuls.
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- Oh, well, I wonder why
that is, ya greedy bugger!
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Leave some for the
kids. What kids?
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Nobody ever comes trick
or treatin' out here.
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- That's right!
Waste not, want not!
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- Oh! Let's get a
look at you, boys.
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Oh, ho-ho-ho!
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Ah, the plastic smock costumes
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Of '80s childhood!
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I couldn't wait to show it off.
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- Oh, you'll freeze
your arse off!
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- Wha...
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- Mom! Nobody'll
see our costumes!
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- That wind'll cut you in half.
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Here.
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Put that on!
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You be careful out on that road.
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We live on a four-lane
highway, for god's sake.
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Imagine your mother's face
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If we sent you home
looking like roadkill, hmm?
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- You think we can get run over?
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- No!
- Absolutely.
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Pop: it's the fairies.
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They're a real danger
on days like this.
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Some of the old
folks still believed
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In the old irish folktales
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Of the 'little people'
who lived in the woods.
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- The fairies get mad
on all soul's night.
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Ah, here he goes.
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- Oh no, it's all right,
you can laugh all you want,
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But it's true.
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And stay outta those woods
or they'll run after ya.
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And disguising yourself
as one of them,
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That's not gonna help.
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- We're smurfs.
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- Here. Put this
bread in your pocket.
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And you, too.
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Nah-uh. Come on.
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- Why do we need bread
when we're getting candy?
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- It's not for you, laddie.
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It's for the fairies.
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Many a child has gone
missing in those woods.
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Give it up, pop.
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You're scarin' him.
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- Never you mind.
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The only thing you
have to worry about
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Is some sick bastard putting
razor blades in your candy.
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Or a car pulling up
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And snatching you off
to god knows where.
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Mom had a way of comforting you
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That somehow made
everything worse.
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- Oh, people are sick
these days, I tell ya.
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Sick!
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- M-maybe we should
go to my house.
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- Oh, pop, you've got this
youngster scared to death!
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- Well, you never know what's
waiting for you out there
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In the cold, dark night.
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- Jesus murphy!
- What?
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- ohhh! No!
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- Is that fairies?
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- Oh, it's just a
big, bloody ol' moose!
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Oh, you... You dirty
big bugger! Get!
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Get outta here!
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Some people had to
deal with stray cats.
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Where we lived, it
was stray moose.
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- Go on now, before I put your
head on the wall, ya bastard!
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- Get! Oh, you big dumb
moose, get outta here!
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- oh.
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- So, what do you say?
Wanna go trick-or-treating?
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Oh! Go on! Go away!
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Get, get, get, get! Oh...
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- Ah, asshole.
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Most kids trick-or
treated on their street,
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But my street was the
trans-canada highway.
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That one felt close.
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Didn't it feel close?
- Would ya relax?
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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- Evenin', boys. Need a lift?
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- We're okay, dad.
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- Is this the
pumpkin patrol? Cool!
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Each year, dad and
dick drove around
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Passing out treats and keeping
kids safe from everything
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Except type 2 diabetes.
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That's right.
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Vocm, coming at you,
live, all night,
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Keeping the ghosts
and goblins safe!
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Arrive alive!
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- Ow...
- Great costumes.
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You guys a couple
of blueberries?
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- We're smurfs.
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- I'm a sexy fireman!
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- Dick! Youngsters!
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- I mean, I'm a fireman.
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You sure you boys are all right?
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- We are fine, dad!
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- I know, I know. It's just
your mother was worried is all.
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- Gotta go, mike. We
got candy to give out!
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- Here. Pick me up
a pack of smokes
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When you get to the gas station!
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Smokes money from dad
wasn't technically a treat,
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But it was a start.
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- Now, ye crowd
behave yourselves
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While I'm taking your
little brother out!
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If there's any trouble,
I'll be shipping ya off
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To your father's. I mean it!
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- Frig off, ya sooky babies!
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- Oh, stop it! Tsk, tsk, tsk!
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You taught him that, didn't ya?!
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- Guys! You heard her.
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If you wanna start staying
at mom's house more,
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You better listen.
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- Trick or treat?
I says "trick!"
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It's tough trick or-treating
at your neighbours
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When your closest
neighbour is a car lot.
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Trick or treat!
- What do we got here?
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A couple of woodland fairies?
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Something like that.
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Uh, well, okay.
Th-this is a car lot.
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I wasn't exactly ready
for trick-or-treaters.
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Ah! There we go!
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- Certs. Oh, and cough drops!
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Good!
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You know, I was starting to get
a little tickle in my throat.
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Score!
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- Don't eat 'em
all at once, boys.
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- An air freshener,
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Double a batteries,
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A free tire rotation
with every oil
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And filter change.
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- It's all year round. Good,
they finally changed that.
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- Should we just go home?
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Maybe we are too
old for Halloween,
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'cause this sucks.
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- Okay, let's go.
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I know a shortcut.
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- What about the fairies?
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- Fairies aren't real.
Kidnappers are though.
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We were down in the dumps,
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So why not take a
shortcut through the dump?
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The ol' dump in the woods
was where things went
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Before the environment
was invented.
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Mark.
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Everything ended up there -
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Cars, refrigerators -
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But I had never seen anyone
dump a body there before.
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You know you live in the boonies
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When people feel comfortable
dropping a dead body
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Next to your house.
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- Oh, we got some kids!
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No, it's just them. Told ya!
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- Aw, look at 'em all worn
out. How was your night?
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- dead... Body...
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- So... Much... Blood.
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- What're you talking about?
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- We... We saw someone
to-tossing a dead body
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In... In the dump!
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- Oh, come off
it. They're lying.
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- We did! Honest!
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- Do you boys swear
you're telling the truth?
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Finally, someone was
taking us seriously.
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- I knew it!
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I said something terrible
would happen tonight,
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And it did! I was right!
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- Oh, but I'm glad that
you boys are safe though.
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Yeah, that's good.
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Fox may not have
outgrown Halloween,
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But she had outgrown
her brothers.
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- Wait!
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Leave 'em alone.
I'll tell mom.
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- You'd love to have us shipped
off to dad's, wouldn't you?
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- She thinks she's
too good for us.
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- I'm here with
you now, aren't I?
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- Here, then.
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These have been out in
the sun for 3 weeks.
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- Ha! Gross! Chicken poo!
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- This place looks like it
could use a little stinking up.
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Thank you! Thanks!
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ARitchie's house.
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Fox was torn -
friends or family?
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- You can't go easy on someone,
just 'cause you knows 'em.
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The choice was clear.
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Cops! Run!
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- Attention, vandals! You've
been caught egg-handed!
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What're you gonna do, buddy?
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Pull out your hose?
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Boo!
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- Mike! Roll up the window.
- Get him!
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- Here! Beat it!
- Suckers!
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- frig off, loser!
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00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,315
- man down! Request
backup! Man down!
256
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,551
- suck it, fireman!
257
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,830
- So it was a black
sedan, was it?
258
00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:47,877
- good god!
259
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,600
What's going on here?
260
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,569
- I'm a sexy fireman.
261
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,751
- They said they
saw a dead body,
262
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,608
But they're lyin'.
263
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,650
- Negative. I took
a look at the scene
264
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,546
And I found car tracks
and a trail of blood.
265
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,615
They saw something.
- Can I quote you on that?
266
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,551
- Are you mad?
This is our son!
267
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:08,264
- It's not every
day you get a scoop
268
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,854
In your own living room.
269
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,235
- What if they were spotted?
They could be in danger!
270
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,437
- Don't worry, we will
be taking precautions.
271
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:18,329
I will see to that
personally. I'll be in touch.
272
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,231
- Uh, you can call
me at the station.
273
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,033
- About the boys, mike.
274
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,042
- Have it all.
275
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,410
You deserve it, kids.
276
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,291
- Oh my god!
277
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,582
Candy? Dead body? Cops?!
278
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,718
Halloween at my house
did not suck after all.
279
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,408
Ritchie and I had
never felt cooler.
280
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,677
We had more candy
than willy wonka,
281
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,880
And a tale to tell
that was even sweeter.
282
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,716
- No way!
- Yes way.
283
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,952
Then... A human arm falls out!
284
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,688
- totally... Dead!
285
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,223
- That's so cool.
- Never happened!
286
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,693
- Yes, it did!
- I believe ritchie.
287
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,328
He doesn't make stuff up.
288
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,996
- Whatever. Lame!
289
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,099
- Right, our night was
lame. What did you do?
290
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,036
Children.
291
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,221
I wanted to take a
moment to introduce you
292
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,044
To officer butt.
293
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,024
Settle!
294
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,648
Do you think he doesn't already
know he has a stupid name?
295
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,052
Officer, go ahead.
296
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,157
- Last night, two unnamed
children witnessed a crime.
297
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,993
They bravely came forward,
298
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,873
Putting their lives
in grave danger.
299
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,264
For their own safety,
300
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,666
We will not reveal who they are.
301
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,268
Their identities
must remain secret.
302
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,337
Until the danger's passed,
303
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,117
I will stay here with you all
304
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,475
To ensure mark and
ritchie's safety.
305
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,213
Officer butt was no columbo,
306
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,126
But there wasn't much
crime where I lived,
307
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,128
And as trick-or-treating
teaches us,
308
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,218
Beggars can't be choosers.
309
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,425
Ritchie and I had been
picked on our whole life,
310
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,861
But now we had a bodyguard!
311
00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,362
We were untouchable!
312
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,030
- Hey! Watch it!
313
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,466
- Yeah, wouldn't wanna get
our bodyguard to rough you up.
314
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,369
- I'm not gonna do that.
315
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,287
- Move it, loser.
This is our table.
316
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,177
- Hey! I was here first.
317
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,059
- you gonna rat on us?
318
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,180
- Yeah, right.
She wouldn't dare.
319
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,453
The back table was the
exclusive territory
320
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,688
Of the toughest kids in school,
321
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,792
But we had a police escort.
322
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,934
- Mind if we sit
here, gentlemen?
323
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,213
- Gobstopper, ritchie m'boy?
324
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,416
- Don't mind if I do.
325
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,354
- cheers to that.
326
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,090
I was the silverback gorilla.
327
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,626
It felt good to be the king
of the castle for once.
328
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,503
All right, we have
north america,
329
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,438
Central america
330
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,573
And south america.
331
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,520
Mark critch!
332
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,778
There is no eating
candy in class!
333
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,780
- Officer butt is doing it.
334
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,321
Can anyone tell me...
335
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,326
- You see how the map is
all different colours?
336
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,661
Is earth all different colours
like that in real life?
337
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,164
Like, from space?
338
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,212
- No wonder they don't
let you have a gun.
339
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,135
- Do so have a gun.
340
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,164
I just don't have
it all the time.
341
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,184
Officer butt,
342
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,741
Please report to the
principal's office.
343
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:27,511
Oooooooh!
344
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,863
- I'm sure it's nothing.
345
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,239
- I can't stay long. I'm
supposed to be in school.
346
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,227
So, what's so important?
347
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,029
- I'm not so sure there
was a body here after all.
348
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,999
- Mike, leave the investigation
to the professionals.
349
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,335
I mean...
350
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,704
Clearly, there are
signs of a struggle.
351
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,206
You see how the grass
has all flattened out...
352
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:00,010
Where they dragged
the body away.
353
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,778
Follow the blood splatters.
354
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,814
Here and here.
355
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,495
Poor soul must
have been wounded.
356
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,653
They might even have been shot.
357
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,655
We did find a shell casing.
358
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,292
I mean, how else would blood
have gotten all over the grass?
359
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:18,062
- Maybe we should ask him?
360
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:20,998
Breaking news!
361
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,734
The police apprehended two
poachers just moments ago.
362
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,405
The two men were tossing
garbage Halloween night
363
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,252
When they spied
a juvenile moose.
364
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,456
Though they had a moose license,
365
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,600
They did not have tags for
hunting within city limits.
366
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:40,117
Nevertheless, the two
culprits executed the animal
367
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,764
In cold blood,
368
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,087
Setting into motion
a nefarious plan.
369
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,959
The hooligans then set
about butchering the beast,
370
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:50,828
Transforming the peaceful
grassland into an abattoir.
371
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,567
They then removed the carcass
under cloak of darkness.
372
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,502
Oh my god!
373
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,449
But their crime
spree was foiled,
374
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,518
Thanks to the actions
of two intrepid youths
375
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,375
Who startled the assassins,
376
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,644
Who mistook the boys
for woodland fairies.
377
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,646
Oh jesus! Fairies!
378
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,318
The authorities
were able to locate
379
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,120
The suspect vehicle and the
illegally gained moose meat.
380
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,791
This is mike critch, for
the vocm news service.
381
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,361
- We've made so many enemies.
382
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,333
- Come on, gentlemen,
383
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,303
Nothing a little...
Candy can't fix.
384
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,371
- Cop's gone home, is he?
385
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,453
Now you're gonna get it.
386
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,343
The cavalry!
387
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,479
- Officer butt! You're back!
- Nope.
388
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,280
Just forgot my notebook,
389
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,594
And somebody said they
were handing out freezies.
390
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,051
See you around.
391
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,053
- Uh, by the way,
392
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,022
My brothers are the ones
who egged all the houses
393
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,823
On cook street Halloween night.
394
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,559
- Oh, really.
395
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,339
- Oh!
- Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
396
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,764
You can't run from the law!
397
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,032
- You squealed on
your own brothers?
398
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,401
- That's cold.
- I have my reasons.
399
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,839
- You're gonna steal our
candy now, aren't you?
400
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,676
- Yeah.
401
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,781
- Did not expect that.
- Nope.
402
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,951
It's natural to be scared,
403
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:22,994
But the monster you're
most afraid of...
404
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,891
- Don't say I didn't warn ya!
405
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,367
Well, your father will have
to deal with ya now, won't he?
406
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,529
Come on you.
407
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,398
Ungh. We got a show to watch.
408
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,245
Is probably only scary
409
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,836
Because it's scared
of something, too.
410
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,772
Fox:
411
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,410
And the things we once
thought were monsters,
412
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,345
Aren't really scary at all,
413
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,615
Once we know them for
what they really are.
414
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,617
- Well, thank god.
415
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,686
I thought I'd gone
and got ya killed.
416
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,560
All right now, just go on,
417
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,295
Get on outta here! Shoo!
418
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:06,764
Shoo!30467
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