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This will match my
beige couch perfectly.
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Oh yeah, that's cute.
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But, what if you don't
go so matchy-matchy?
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You could keep one foot
in tradition with this one,
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and then throw in a little
mid-century farmhouse fun
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to spice things up?
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I like that.
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- I'll take both.
- Cute, right?
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- Yeah.
- I'll get this for you.
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- Thank you!
- You just relax.
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We also have these great soaps.
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Not to brag,
but I made 'em myself.
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You're all set. Enjoy!
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Customer:
Thanks. Thank you so much!
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Thanks for stopping in
and, uh...
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we hope all your
moments are tender.
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Thank you.
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Let me know how
those soaps work out!
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- I will.
- Okay.
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- Mid-century farmhouse fun?
- Yeah, you know,
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I just tossed around
a couple of words I heard
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on "Love It or List It"
last night, and it worked.
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It sure did.
It was a great sale.
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- Kind of fun.
- Uh,
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I gotta go pick up Shannon. Are
you okay to hold down the fort?
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- Oh, I'm great.
- Wow. Thank you.
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- Hey, Trish?
- Hm?
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Are you okay?
I mean...
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Do you wanna talk
at all or anything?
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- I'm fine.
- Okay.
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Hello? Hello?
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- Oh, hey, Fred!
- Oh, Sammy!
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- How are you?
- Good. I was just hanging out with the bats.
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- What's going on?
- I'm actually looking for your pops.
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- Is he around?
- Yeah, he's not here.
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He's, um, he's visiting my mom.
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Oh, he filled me in.
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- I'm sorry.
- Oh, he did?
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- Yeah.
- Really? Wow.
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Well, you know,
I'm in the club, too.
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- Oh.
- I got these soil reports for him.
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- Can you pass them along?
- Yeah.
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- Yes, sure.
- Great.
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Hey, um...
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It's kind of wild, but, um...
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I'm just sort of looking around
here... You know, my sis...
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My sisters and I used to
fuckin' sing in here and shit and...
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-Why are you all bashful? What are you trying to say?
-I-I-I was just thinking, like,
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we could maybe try like a choir
practice here sometime or somethin'.
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- In here?
- You know, the acoustics
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are pretty fucking good,
so, I don't know, why not?
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Acoustics? Well, let me,
let me hear it then.
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♪ Fred Rococo is here,
hallelujah ♪
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♪ Fred Rococo is here... ♪
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Actually, I'm laughing,
but the acoustics are good.
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Yeah! Well...
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I don't know.
I just...
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I don't really know how
to bring it up with Joel
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'cause he's going
through so much and...
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He really is sensitive.
He called me, like,
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every 10 minutes last
Sunday. I'm just like,
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get off the goddamn phone
and go back to church already,
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- right?
- Right.
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- You know what we should do?
- What?
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Let's have a poker party.
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We invite everybody over,
we butter him up,
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and then we pitch
the whole barn idea to him.
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I mean, fuck yeah.
That sounds like a great idea.
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- Yeah? Alright.
- Yeah.
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Hm...
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- They give you a good lunch?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, oh yeah, very healthy.
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- Oh, am I supposed to be somewhere?
- No, you're good.
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Mr. Miller, can I speak
to you for a minute?
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Sure thing.
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Wow.
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-You're up early for you.
-Good morning! We have shit to do!
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- What?
- Well, you get two choices.
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We can either Zumba together,
or we could go to church!
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- Zumba.
- Fuck. I didn't think you'd say that.
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No, Joel.
Here's what we're gonna do.
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We are gonna find you a church.
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We're gonna get you back
in the House of the Lord.
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We're gonna get you
all Jesus'd up,
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huh? How's that sound?
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- I'm good.
- Joel!
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How long have we known
each other, huh?
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- What, two months?
- Twenty-nine years.
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And I know you, and I know
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that if there was something
very important to me
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that I was pretending
not to miss, WWJD. Huh?
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- What would Joel do?
- Oh.
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He'd come over to my house,
he'd put me in a bra,
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he'd walk me out the door,
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get me back into life,
wouldn't ya?
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Okay, fine! Can I go change?
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- Can I put on my own bra?
- We got five minutes! We're on a tight schedule!
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Today is Jesus' day! Let's go!
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Jesus' day is Christmas.
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Just change your clothes, Joel!
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This isn't good.
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Sam, we're supposed
to be doing Zumba.
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This is a sign from God.
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Yeah, that,
or it could be a sign
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that I ignored my check engine
light for the last three months.
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- Why would you do that?
- I'm a bad, bad girl.
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You're driving.
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Asshole.
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You fucker!
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Okay, I got my little notebook.
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I'll write down
all the pros and cons.
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We can just pop in,
and if you're not feeling it,
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we'll just check out
the next one.
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You wanna start over here?
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Or that one right there?
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Oh, one right here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh shit! And there's
another one over there!
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Yeah. Let's do...
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- Lutheran, Presbyterian, catch Methodist...
- I...
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- swing around to Baptist, then we can go to the next block.
- Okay, let's...
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- Let's start and build one at a time.
- Okay.
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I bet they do
the Bible really good in here.
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- Why do you think that?
- I don't know. It's just, like, a vibe.
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Like the bells and, like...
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those ferns.
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- I think those are palms.
- Oh.
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And that guy holding
a tiny poodle.
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Oh my god, you've never been
to a church, have you?
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Don't worry about it.
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Today's reading
is from Psalm 139,
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verses 1 through 24.
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I'm sorry, Tricia wants
to know what I'm doing.
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No, no, no.
Look, look, look.
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from afar,
you search out my path
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and my lying down and are
acquainted with my ways.
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- Oh... my god.
- Even before a word is on my tongue,
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behold, O Lord,
you know it altogether.
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He's so... he's so hot.
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Pro. That's a pro.
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That's definitely a pro.
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Put him hard
in the pro column.
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Oh, I'm putting
him hard in there.
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If I ascend to
Heaven, you are there.
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If I make my bed in Sheol,
you are there.
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- Joel?
- If I take the wings of the morning and dwell
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in the uttermost parts
of the sea...
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- What are we looking at?
- and your right hand shall hold me.
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I don't know.
Just trying to get a feel.
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- Yeah.
- The darkness shall cover me
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and the light about me be night.
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- Me, too.
- Even the darkness is not dark to you.
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T-Tricia, just...
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just calm down and tell me
what you wanna do.
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Okay, I... I don't really think
the smoker is the issue here.
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I-I'll take care of it!
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Oh my god. Tricia's
losing her fucking mind.
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- I mean, I can't blame her.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Sam!
- Oh shit. Don't go.
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- I'm gonna get the car.
- Don't go, don't go.
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- Hey, Coop.
- Hey.
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How you doing?
Didn't see you in there.
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Yeah, uh, I go to that church.
Just... getting my steps in.
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Yeah.
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Fuck, man, how you doing?
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Hanging in there.
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Yeah.
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So crazy. I...
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Still can't believe that
about Rick and Charity, right?
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Oh shit.
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I gotta go. Um,
I'll see you... soon.
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Hey, heart-breaker
of a loss, coach.
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We'll get 'em next week.
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Okay, so I'm sensing that
wasn't a love connection,
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but that's okay. There's
another church back there
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- that has an 11:00 service. We can try that out.
- No. No.
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Actually, it was a great church.
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You know,
but I was sitting there,
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and I wasn't really...
feeling it.
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I don't think the problem
was the church.
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I think the problem was me.
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I really appreciate what
you've been doing, but...
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I don't know. I think maybe I'm
not a church person anymore.
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Well, that's okay.
I'm not either.
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Not anymore.
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Yeah.
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- But are you okay?
- Yeah.
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- You sure?
- Yes. I'm okay.
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I-I am.
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Can you drive me to
this fuckin' motel?
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I gotta commit
grand larceny for my sister.
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Okay.
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Hey. I'm here to take
your stupid fuckin' smoker.
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- You need to take the smoker?
- Yep. Tricia wants it.
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Are all the parts there?
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She gave that to me
for my birthday.
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Well, not my problem, Rick.
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Look...
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- I know I fucked up.
- Oh yeah, you fucked up alright.
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- She won't take my calls.
- Again,
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not my problem, Rick.
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Yeah, all the pieces are there.
It's just the top and a bottom.
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Alright, well...
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I'm taking it.
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You know, I've been wanting
to ask you something.
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What were you doing
at choir practice?
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I didn't think you saw me.
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Oh, I saw you. What the
fuck were you doing there?
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I was at the mall
on a job one night,
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and, uh, I-I just
stumbled on it.
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I watched a little
from the door.
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And-and I don't know.
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I just... I liked it.
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And...
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so, yeah, then I came back,
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and I thought, okay,
alright, this time,
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I'm going all the way in,
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and that's w-when I saw you,
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and that was weird.
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So, I left.
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Okay.
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Well, thanks for telling me.
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You know, you say
something sweet like that,
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and then I remember that you
stuck your dick in Charity,
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and I'm fuckin'
mad again. Idiot.
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Holy smokes!
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How did you get here?
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I called Shannon and her and
her little boyfriend picked me up.
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-They kick you out? What did you do?
-Ed...
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If we had all the money in
the world, I'd have stayed there,
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but we don't. So...
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I asked the doc, he gave me
a list of meetings.
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I can do it...
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if you can help me.
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Give me the orders, chief.
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Hey, Sam.
Is it raining out?
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Um, no, and what the fuck
are you doing here?
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Oh, well, Coop found out
about the situation,
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and now, Tricia has nothing
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to probably illegally
threaten me with.
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Well, how did he,
uh, how'd he find out?
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I guess people were
talking at church.
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That's weird.
People don't talk at church.
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Hey, Tricia.
245
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,287
- Hey, girl.
- Um,
246
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,810
she's not your girl.
She's my sister.
247
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:30,875
And we would like you to leave.
248
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,668
- Right, Tricia? Yeah.
- Yeah.
249
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:34,795
Only a hooker like you
would put lavender soaps
250
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,922
by linen room sprays!
What's wrong with you?
251
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,300
- I moved it here. Stop it!
- No.
252
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,886
I moved it here,
so that people could gather.
253
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:43,447
Just because
you moved it here,
254
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,990
- doesn't mean it's in the right place.
- Hey.
255
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,058
Hi. Hey, Charity,
what are you doing here?
256
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,352
Hey, Joel. Listen to me.
257
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,229
- We never sold any...
- Um,
258
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,316
- you left this in my car.
- Y-you didn't read it, did you?
259
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,569
- No.
- Okay, good, because it's my poop journal.
260
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:01,030
You think you're Pinterest
but you're really Hobby Lobby.
261
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,365
- Give me the fucking table...
- Okay.
262
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,929
I think they're gonna
kill each other,
263
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,660
and I think it's
my fault because...
264
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,245
Coop didn't know.
265
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,915
- It looks like a resale shop...
- Oh no...
266
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,598
- What do we do?
- I don't know what to do.
267
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,603
You're the people-person,
why don't you just hop in there
268
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,253
and do something? Fix it.
269
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,298
Okay! Ladies,
this is a place of business.
270
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,343
So, let's calm down
and go to separate corners, huh?
271
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:24,720
Why don't... Charity,
you go to the day bed,
272
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,056
Tricia, you can go to
the baby foxes, okay?
273
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,769
- Good.
- -I don't know what I'm doing.
274
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:32,937
You're doing great.
275
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,778
Okay...
276
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,573
I'm going to do
something weird right now
277
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,991
and quote the Bible.
278
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:50,871
Uh, in Colossians, it says,
279
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,874
"Bear with one another
and forgive each other
280
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,126
"if you have a grievance
against someone.
281
00:13:56,210 --> 00:14:00,381
Forgive the way the Lord
has forgiven you."
282
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,885
It's such a beautiful verse.
283
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,263
But, like...
284
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,682
da-fuh? Right?
285
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,101
I mean, some things
can't be fixed.
286
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,521
Sorry, can I pay for this or...
287
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:18,107
- Uh, yeah, in one second.
- Sorry.
288
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,611
But if this is still your dream,
289
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,572
if you feel in your soul
290
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,032
that this is your calling...
291
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,580
then work it
the fuck out. M'kay?
292
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,583
Now, somebody ring up
this nice person.
293
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:39,003
- I'll take care of it.
- Thank you so much.
294
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,297
- Uh, cash or charge?
- Um, charge, please.
295
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,508
Okay, that was awesome.
296
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,135
I thought you were
done with church?
297
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,178
I don't know. You find
God where you find God.
298
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,698
In this instance,
it was right next to
299
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,889
those really cute sleep masks.
300
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,309
- Oh yeah, we just got those in.
- Hm, they're fun.
301
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,352
White wine, red wine!
302
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,896
You know it. Oh,
those are so pretty.
303
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,940
They won.
304
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,609
Whoa...
305
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:03,736
Okay.
306
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,657
Downtown business of the year!
307
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,496
- Congratulations!
- Oh my god!
308
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,214
- Wow, you're all dolled up.
- Yeah, well,
309
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,467
- it's a party, right?
- Yes, it is.
310
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,345
Um... Where is the party?
311
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,472
Down the hatch. Come on!
312
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,724
- Are-are you fucking with me?
- No, I'm not.
313
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,605
- Hey.
- Oh hey, Sam!
314
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,649
- Welcome to the lair!
- Wow!
315
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,442
Crops Team National Champs.
316
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,194
- Okay.
- Alright,
317
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,904
I don't know who indulges,
318
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,489
but I got Fredibles!
319
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:51,492
- Oh shit, we're getting high!
- Yes!
320
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:53,661
Now, this is batch 3.0.
I'm sober,
321
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,372
so I need a little help dialing
in the dosage, okay, kids?
322
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,082
2.0 really
spiraled me out.
323
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:01,877
- I dialed it back, you lightweight!
- It was rough.
324
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,254
Well, you are a man of science.
325
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,383
What's the worst that could
happen, right? Fuck yeah!
326
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:10,552
Alright, what do you got?
Come on.
327
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,720
Pocket jacks, baby.
328
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,723
Fuck.
329
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,891
Ruthless!
330
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,647
Joel?
331
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,150
Joel.
332
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,488
Fold.
333
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,490
Uh, anybody else feeling it yet?
334
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,367
Sam/Tiffani:
No.
335
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,412
Oh no, we're losin' him!
336
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122
Mr. Chuckles.
337
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,749
We're losin' him.
338
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,002
Put your dick away!
339
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,754
I already did.
It's under the sink.
340
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,718
Joel, you motherfucker! You
told me you didn't read that!
341
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,095
- I did! I did read it!
- Oh fuck!
342
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,807
Sam wrote these songs,
and they're very funny songs!
343
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,601
- Let's hear it!
- Oh no! They're seriously so fucking dumb.
344
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,978
They're from
a million years ago.
345
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,872
Alright, well, we'll be
the judge of that. Come on.
346
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,606
Guys, there's absolutely
347
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,109
no fucking way...
348
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,795
♪ When I come home
at the end of the day ♪
349
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,071
♪ My fingers are
down to the bone ♪
350
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,198
♪ My back is aching,
don't there be no mistaking ♪
351
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,409
♪ I'm gonna call
my girl on the phone ♪
352
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,910
♪ Then I'll pour
a glass of wine ♪
353
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,538
♪ I'm going to take my time,
I'll go get my shit relaxed ♪
354
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:21,081
♪ And when I say
it's fucking time ♪
355
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,500
♪ You gonna lick my Valentine
and don't forget the crack ♪
356
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:26,754
♪ Put your dick!
Put your dick! ♪
357
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,673
♪ Put your dick away, oh! ♪
358
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,926
- Jesus!
♪ Put your dick... ♪
359
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,721
♪ Put your dick ♪
360
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,306
♪ Put your dick away ♪
361
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,602
I'm speechless.
362
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,978
It's just seriously so dumb!
363
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,773
- I'm sorry!
- Now sing "They Call Me Mrs. Diddles."
364
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,775
- Joel, stop!
- Now, that one I gotta hear.
365
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,779
I think...
366
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,156
I think we should
take a field trip.
367
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,425
- What do you think?
- Oh my god,
368
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,117
are we gonna go
visit Mrs. Diddles?
369
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,255
-Let's do it!
-Let's go. Come on, I'll drive.
370
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,497
Let's take the Growler.
371
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,624
This is what I'm gonna
say to Mrs. Diddles.
372
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,459
Jesus!
373
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,312
Don't you wanna go
to a football game in this?
374
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,772
I don't wanna
go to a football game.
375
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,757
I wanna party
in the fucking Growler!
376
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,342
It is awesome, girl.
377
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,260
Sharp turn, guys, sharp turn!
378
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,513
Take it easy!
379
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,015
Okay, kids,
let's have some fun.
380
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:25,854
Oh, this is scarier at
night than in the day.
381
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,415
It looks a little
scary, but it's good.
382
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,857
How do you
like my driving?
383
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,735
Oh, I don't
wanna talk about it.
384
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,489
- Oh yeah.
- Well...
385
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,324
This is it!
386
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,010
Oh, hell yeah.
This is incredible.
387
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,119
- Yeah, the stage will go here.
- Oh, bro,
388
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,889
we gotta do something
with this Tin Man thing.
389
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:43,997
I love this guy!
390
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,083
You put the band here, the bar.
391
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,376
What do you think?
392
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,420
I mean, I think this is awesome.
393
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,714
My sister and I spent a lot
of time in here doing shows.
394
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,716
I think she would
really love this.
395
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,760
Well, you look good,
the light's on you.
396
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,471
Can we hear one of those songs
about the ding-dongs or the diddles?
397
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,140
Well, I have something,
but it's not about dongs.
398
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,143
No, we wanna hear
the juicy stuff.
399
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,270
You know, what sells!
400
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,690
Alright, I'm gonna
try something and...
401
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:13,485
I guess now's as good
a time as any.
402
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:16,864
I don't know why
I'm so fuckin' nervous.
403
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,870
Um...
404
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,121
Joel, this is for you.
405
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,007
But there's no dongs.
406
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:44,308
♪ How many times
did I hear them say ♪
407
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,603
♪ She's out of reach,
drifted away? ♪
408
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,896
♪ Mm... ♪
409
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,362
♪ Another night
staring at the wall ♪
410
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,949
♪ And if I try,
I know I'll fall ♪
411
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,743
♪ Mm... ♪
412
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:10,667
♪ All these hills
closing in on me ♪
413
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:14,296
♪ There's nothing here
I haven't seen ♪
414
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,006
♪ Mm... ♪
415
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:24,348
♪ Lift me to my feet again ♪
416
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:28,101
♪ I've lost touch,
I need a friend, mm... ♪
417
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,275
♪ You brought me ♪
418
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:38,946
♪ Home... ♪
419
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,622
♪ You brought me ♪
420
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,916
♪ Home... ♪
421
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,179
♪ My heart is beating
through my chest ♪
422
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:07,557
♪ Why would anyone
come clean this mess? ♪
423
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,934
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
424
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:17,401
♪ The song in me
fell out of you ♪
425
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,862
♪ I found it now
because of you ♪
426
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,572
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
427
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,831
♪ You brought me home... ♪
428
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,633
♪ Yes, you brought me ♪
429
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:45,345
♪ Home... ♪
430
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,398
♪ And I am home ♪
431
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,900
♪ I am ♪
432
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,570
♪ Home ♪
433
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,628
That's it.
434
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,217
You motherfucker.
435
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,970
Well, now that you've
bummed us all out,
436
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,138
can we get back to it?
437
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,806
No.
438
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,518
Let's just stay in the moment
for a little bit, Fred.
439
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,444
Okay. Was that long
enough of a moment?
440
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,407
- I'm driving.
- Oh god!
441
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:51,078
Are you sure you have
a legal license?
442
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:54,081
Let's fuckin' go!
443
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,208
Hey! Oh shit!
444
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,585
Fred:
Joel, do not spill on my bus!
445
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,129
- Where are you taking us?
- Oh, I'm not telling.
446
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,632
You're in for
a big surprise, kids.
447
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,303
- Let's rage.
- All: Irma!
448
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,223
Woo!
449
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,274
♪ Lovely girl, I wish that ♪
450
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:25,487
♪ I could make love to you ♪
451
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:32,410
♪ And you'd be mine,
I'd never wanna lose you... ♪
452
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,081
- Hey, brah!
- Hey, brah.
453
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,002
- Brah!
- Brah...
454
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,879
Hey, Joel, what's that
thing somebody said
455
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,006
about putting away
childish things?
456
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,842
Childish things?
457
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,718
That's from the Bible, bitch.
458
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:52,681
I love your childish things.
459
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:55,934
♪ My sentiments... ♪
460
00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:59,187
I do, too.
461
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:02,315
I can't believe I'm getting
lit with Irma. What the fuck?
462
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:07,028
She's funner than you think!
463
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:40,896
Um... Are you alone?
464
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,815
Yeah.
465
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,865
I'm never gonna
hear "Mrs. Diddles,"
466
00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:55,243
- and it's gonna kill me!
- Wait, I have one other thing! One other thing I wanna say.
467
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,371
- Hold this. Hold it! No, hold it! Hold it! Hold it,
- Say it! Say it! Say it!
468
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:01,374
I know... that you know me...
469
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,752
- from everywhere.
- Oh ho!
470
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:07,255
- Ladies and gentlemen...
- No, you cannot say that anymore!
471
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,467
- Okay, people of the world!
- Play the hits!
472
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,720
Welcome to Sam Miller
After Dark!
473
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,513
If you are lost,
if you are lonely,
474
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,184
if you are desperate for the
touch of another human being,
475
00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:21,561
please let me be of service!
476
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,897
- Oh my god, do it!
- Ow!
477
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:26,316
And you may wonder,
what can I do for you?
478
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,360
What can you do for me?
479
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,279
Well, I'm so glad you asked.
480
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,658
♪ I'm gonna wrap this pussy
around every dick I can ♪
481
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:37,077
♪ Wrap this pussy around
every boy and man ♪
482
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,788
♪ I'm gonna wrap this pussy
around these United States ♪
483
00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,040
♪ Keep my country warm ♪
484
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,962
Oh my god, that's the greatest
patriotic act I've ever heard!
485
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:48,880
I'm practically a Navy SEAL.
486
00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:54,427
Here's to wrapping our
pussies around everything!
487
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,846
- This is church.
- This is church.
488
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,474
- Yes! This is church!
- This is church!
489
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,476
Church!
490
00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:10,271
♪ I close my eyes ♪
491
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:15,485
♪ Only for a moment,
and the moment's gone ♪
492
00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,657
♪ All my dreams ♪
493
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:25,954
♪ Pass before my eyes,
a curiosity ♪
494
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:30,667
♪ Dust in the wind ♪
495
00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:35,922
♪ All they are is
dust in the wind ♪
496
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:42,303
♪ Same old song ♪
497
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:46,433
♪ Just a drop of water
in an endless sea ♪
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00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:51,521
♪ All we do ♪
499
00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:54,357
♪ Crumbles to the ground ♪
500
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,735
♪ Though we refuse to see... ♪
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