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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,760 Bucky, may he be blessed by our creator 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,388 who knows every creature by name. 3 00:00:13,471 --> 00:00:14,931 And may you and Christa 4 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:18,184 enjoy your days together in peace and love. 5 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,602 Amen. 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,104 Bye, Christa. 7 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,149 Hey, Brice. Who do we have here? 8 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:26,818 - Ooh. - Ding-a-ling passed away last night. 9 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,069 Aw. 10 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,071 I'm really sorry, Brice. 11 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,908 God, hold Ding-a-ling in your heavenly hands. 12 00:00:33,992 --> 00:00:35,493 We pray today for Brice, 13 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,246 and remember all of the wonderful memories 14 00:00:38,329 --> 00:00:40,498 that he and Ding-a-ling shared. 15 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,417 Amen. 16 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,336 Bye, Brice. 17 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:49,132 Alright. Tony Curtis the hamster. 18 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,508 We got bad blood from last year, 19 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,260 but I'm gonna still give him a blessing. 20 00:01:11,988 --> 00:01:15,074 - Hey, Dad. Can I join you? - Hm. 21 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,660 Suit yourself. 22 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:26,586 Um, Tricia and I were talking and, um... 23 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,174 there's no money to hire the guys this year, Dad. 24 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,884 I'm really sorry. 25 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:36,930 You know, uh, 26 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,307 you and your sister don't run things. 27 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,186 Well... 28 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,815 Tricia suggested that we use a custom combine company. 29 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,275 Tricia is not a farmer. 30 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,276 True. 31 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,863 Those Kinley clowns, they call me every year. I... 32 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,241 I can't pay for-for that! 33 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:59,118 And on top of what your mother's place costs, I... 34 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,954 I just can't do it. I mean... 35 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,043 I'll figure something out. 36 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,883 Oh, hey, Joel! Um... 37 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,511 Can you stop by my office later today? 38 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,181 - Yeah. Okay. - Okay. 39 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,977 Hey, there you are. 40 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:32,235 - Joel, your neck is really red. - Hmm. 41 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,363 Yeah. I think Pastor Deb knows about choir practice. 42 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,031 Shit. 43 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,492 Well, isn't she, like, sort of new? 44 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,416 Just tell her the last pastor said it was okay. 45 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:43,872 Yeah, I don't know. I don't want... 46 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,374 - Does this go all the way around? - Mm-hmm. 47 00:02:46,457 --> 00:02:48,918 - It goes all over. - Oh. 48 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,504 I'm glad we get an actual date night. 49 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,400 - Not trying to be a jerk. I love Sam, but we're never... - Hey, guys. 50 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,427 This working before work shit is not working for me. 51 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,765 Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt something? 52 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,577 No, we were just talking about going to Bull and Bear. 53 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,312 Bull and Bear? Gross. 54 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,605 Sure, why not? 55 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:13,234 Oh, I guess... I guess it's a date then. 56 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,903 Alright, cool. 57 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,531 - See you there. - Michael: Okay. 58 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:20,700 What's up with him? 59 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,953 Nothing. What's up with you? 60 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,414 Ugh. My dad needs help with the corn harvest. 61 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,500 He has no money, one good foot. 62 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,046 How the fuck does he think that's gonna work? Jesus. 63 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,965 Maybe Fred could help you over at the Ag College or... 64 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:39,385 Oh. That's a great idea. I forgot he worked up there. 65 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,846 - You know your neck's all red, right? - Mm. 66 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,311 Gotta go to Wax World, see Mindy. 67 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,146 She's the absolute best. 68 00:03:50,229 --> 00:03:52,982 I see Mindy at church. I don't want her seeing... 69 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:54,776 Stop. 70 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,945 You know, I don't do it for Coop. He could care less. 71 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,404 I do it for me. 72 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:01,699 - Alright, done. So how long did that one take? - Oh, uh... 73 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,743 Five minutes, 30 seconds. 74 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,329 Darn. 75 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,707 Well, guess I'll have to finish all of these at home tonight. 76 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,431 You know, I'd love to help, but I gotta... 77 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,836 I gotta go by Mary Ann's, get the meatballs, 78 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,171 I gotta go to RiteSpot Liquors, 79 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:18,633 -and I gotta pick up more Sternos, so... - No worries. 80 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:21,594 - I can totally handle this. - You got it! 81 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,888 - We got this, girl! - Have a good night. 82 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:35,984 Oh... 83 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:39,821 Fred! 84 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:42,073 - Hey. - There she is. Hi, kid. 85 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:43,616 Alright, Nelson, I'll see you in lab. 86 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,177 I got some nitrifying bacteria to show you 87 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,996 that's gonna warp your mind. Alright, get outta here. 88 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,706 See you later, buddy. 89 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,958 Cute kid. Um... 90 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,209 Hey... 91 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:56,045 Professor... Doctor... Fred Rococo. 92 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,048 - That's right. Prof. Dr. Fred Rococo. 93 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,800 Walk me to class. I got a second. 94 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,177 Uh, thanks for meeting with me. Um... 95 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,638 Look, I was wondering if there's any kind of... 96 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,058 Ag program where you could send the kids to the farm, 97 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,561 and they work for free. 98 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,229 Always want the kids to work for free. 99 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:14,897 - Well, they're young. - I know. 100 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:16,541 Well, my first thought is field studies, 101 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,693 but the problem there is Professor Jankowski. 102 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:21,279 - What's his deal? - Wow! 103 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:24,365 I cannot believe you just assumed he was a man! 104 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,742 Oh... 105 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:28,036 Fuck. Shit, I'm sorry. 106 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,079 Well, you're a good guesser. 107 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,873 Women are woefully underrepresented 108 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,500 in the agricultural sciences. 109 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,103 I got you there for a second, didn't I? 110 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,379 - You thought I was going to give a shit. - I did. 111 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,882 - Don't worry about it. Take a deep breath. - Okay. 112 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,133 Hi, Professor Rococo. 113 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,635 Professor Dr. Fred Rococo! 114 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,637 And Jankowski's deal? 115 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,098 He's a prick, but I've come up with a workaround. 116 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,350 An extra credit program for my grad students. 117 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,994 They work your harvest, and I teach them 118 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,772 about real-world conditions facing independent farmers. 119 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,982 It's good for your pops, and it's good for them. 120 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,568 - I mean, that would be amazing. Thank you so much. - Yeah? 121 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,004 Alright, then we're gonna make it happen. 122 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,238 Alright, this is me. Do I know how to time it or what? 123 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,074 - Yeah. - Alright. Good to see you. 124 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,909 Yeah, you, too. Thanks, Fred. 125 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,245 Here you go, Sam. 126 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:13,089 - Hear Shannon's applying to colleges. - Yeah! 127 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:15,708 - Yeah, Rick was the order ahead of you, so... - Rick?! 128 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,962 Oh, shit. I gotta go! 129 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:23,800 You in some kind of rush, fuckbag? 130 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,178 What the... 131 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,181 What the fuck's he doing? 132 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,232 Shit. 133 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,277 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 134 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,447 What the fuck, Rick? 135 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,991 - What are you doing out here? - What? You're following me! 136 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,785 That's right. I'm onto you, dude. 137 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,954 I know everything. 138 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:54,413 Everything! 139 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,749 Shit. Don't... Please don't tell Tricia. 140 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,376 What the fuck, Rick! 141 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:00,628 What am I supposed to do? Not tell my sister 142 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:03,464 that her husband's a fucking drug dealer? 143 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,216 I... W... Well... 144 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,343 Oh my god. What is it? Is it Oxy? Fentanyl? 145 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:10,138 And do not insult me by lying to me right now, Rick! 146 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,722 Uh, it was stupid. 147 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,224 I just, uh... 148 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:16,269 Money's really tight, and-and I gotta pay for Shannon's college. 149 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,247 - And-and a guy at work knew a guy... - Oh, fuck you. Just... 150 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,982 - Stop this right now! Otherwise... - I-I swear! 151 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,942 I swear on Shannon's life, 152 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:26,571 I-I will never sell drugs again. I swear. 153 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,364 Alright, good. 154 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,533 But just know that I'm fuckin' watching you. 155 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,869 - Do not fuckin' slip. - Okay. 156 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,392 - Now, move your fuckin' van. - Okay. 157 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,622 And stop your fuckin' crying. Get in the fuckin' car! 158 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,016 - Let's go! I mean... - Okay. Okay. 159 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,501 Jesus Christ, drugs, Rick? What the fuck were you thinking? 160 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,420 - I swear! I swear! - God! 161 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:44,797 Okay, thank you. 162 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,859 - Oh, shut the fuck up, and just get outta here! - Thank you! 163 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,969 - Rick looked like he was gonna shit his pants! 164 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,931 Oh, it was wonderful. 165 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:55,850 I basically saved my sister's marriage. 166 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,561 Not that she'll ever know. Bitch. 167 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,062 Hey. 168 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,481 Getting a little... lonely at the table. 169 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,025 Can you come sit with me? 170 00:08:04,108 --> 00:08:05,860 I gotta pee. You take my turn. 171 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,403 Wait, I... 172 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,115 Hey. 173 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,870 - This is fun, right? - Yeah. 174 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:18,664 You know, 175 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,333 I may just be overly sensitive, 176 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:23,419 but is there, like, some tension here? 177 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:26,339 'Cause I'm a little... 178 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,108 socially out of practice or whatever, and, like, 179 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,812 if I've been doing anything that steps on... 180 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,763 Okay. 181 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,766 There's no paper towels, so I'm just gonna hold it. 182 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:39,268 You know what? I'm actually kinda beat, 183 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,938 - so I'm going to take off. - Stay. 184 00:08:43,147 --> 00:08:44,982 Come on, one more drink? 185 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:47,610 Um... 186 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,071 - Come on. Yes! - You sure? 187 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,365 Yeah, alright. Yeah. Fuck it. 188 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,909 - There we go. - Good, let's get fucked up. 189 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,205 Mm! Ah! 190 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:01,207 Here we go. 191 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,875 Are these for the table? 192 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,377 - Yeah. - Sick. 193 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,588 I keep eating these pickles, but they burn, you know? 194 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,881 Craig? 195 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,467 - Hey. Hey. - Hey, man. How are you doing? 196 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,052 - Good. - Good! 197 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,135 Good to see you. 198 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:15,805 Do you wanna, uh... 199 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,848 Do you wanna join us? 200 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,768 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah! Yeah, grab a seat! 201 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,770 - Oh, Craig, this is Joel. - Craig: Hi. 202 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:25,189 And, uh, and this is Sam. 203 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,399 Hello. 204 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,693 Oh hey, Craig. 205 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,611 Craig just went through, um, 206 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,196 a really big breakup. 207 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,920 - Little down on your luck. - Craig: Yeah. 208 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,659 Looking to get back in the saddle. 209 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,369 Ooh... 210 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:40,705 Giddy-up. 211 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:42,915 I'd give you a shot, but we did them all, so... 212 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,377 - Oh. - They were really strong. I had to sip mine. 213 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,463 - Do you drink? - Uh, yes. 214 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,258 - Alright, well, there's one plus. 215 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,310 - Hey, heading to bed. - Okay. 216 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,026 What? 217 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,030 Uh... Tums? 218 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,615 Your-your bedside table. 219 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:17,992 Okay. 220 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,840 Um, how do you know Michael? 221 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,008 Taekwondo. 222 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,052 - Wow! - Yeah. 223 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:38,387 Uh, he actually saved my life. 224 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,931 Oh yeah? Did you get kicked upside the head or... 225 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,309 - No, I choked on a lozenge. - Oh. I, uh... 226 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,227 Just popped it right out of my mouth. 227 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:49,315 - Popped it right out. Shit. - Yeah. Yeah... 228 00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:51,609 You, uh, done any martial arts? 229 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,153 Not knowingly. 230 00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:59,450 Taekwondo is really great, though, for, uh, flexibility. 231 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,035 Well... 232 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:03,871 I'm not flexible, but I'm a real good sport. 233 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,751 I don't know, I'm just... 234 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:12,129 - What? - Just, Michael didn't tell me you were funny. 235 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,048 Oh... 236 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,716 I'm just a little drunk. 237 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,427 You want another beer? 238 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,722 Yeah. 239 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,517 You've got great tits. 240 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,435 Yeah. 241 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,980 Do you like soft skin? 242 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,947 Good morning. 243 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,824 - Good morning. - Craig: Hey. 244 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,909 Where are the coffee filters? 245 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,328 Check over on the... on the left. 246 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,705 Coffee in the morning... 247 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,667 ♪ Coffee in the evening, coffee at suppertime ♪ 248 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:53,129 - Are you sure they're in this, uh... 249 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,132 - I'm just seeing light bulbs and stuff. - Okay, check down below. 250 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,175 Okay. I'm going down! 251 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,511 - Not that low! - Oh... Well... 252 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:03,973 I was a catcher in middle school until I threw out my back. 253 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,895 Need some help? 254 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,773 No, I-I'm alright. I got it. 255 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,025 You know, Tricia's got me helping out at her store. 256 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,653 - She's got that Crazy Dayz thing. - Yeah. 257 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:21,949 If you want, I could swing by, pick you up, we go together. 258 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,201 I'm not going to that thing. 259 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,287 - Dad, it's important to Tricia. - Yeah. 260 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:31,250 Alright, well, more toothpick meatballs for me. 261 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,255 - You say they're gonna have meatballs? - Yeah. 262 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:38,007 Cheese? 263 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,968 - You know you like that cheese, Dad. - I love cheese. 264 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,236 - Hope I got the right consistency. 265 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,281 Lumpy is good. 266 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,866 Nailed it. 267 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,498 Okay... 268 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,125 - I just put it on? - Mm-hmm. 269 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,757 Hm. 270 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,344 I've never heard of this. Is this, like, 271 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,889 - scientifically tested? - No. 272 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:30,434 It's just what my mom did when I would get my neck thing. 273 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,812 Went through a lot of milk in middle school. 274 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:37,608 Oh god. Kids are the worst. 275 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,944 - Can you turn a little? - Mm. 276 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,946 That's good. 277 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:45,574 They used to call me Homo Skeletor. 278 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:49,578 Oh, no. Oh, babe, that is... That is too sad. 279 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,207 It was sixth grade. 280 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,752 I shot up to six feet, but I still weighed 110 pounds. 281 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:58,754 I mean, really, it's kind of clever. 282 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,636 Joel, just... 283 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:07,680 just talk to Pastor Deb. 284 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,307 It's going to be okay. 285 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,894 It's really not worth your skin falling off over. 286 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,272 - I'll even go with you. - I don't wanna talk about it. 287 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:25,489 How'd I do? Shines up pretty nice, huh? 288 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,783 - Hey, she's gonna love it. - Yeah. 289 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,830 Well, look who's here. 290 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,249 Returning your post driver. 291 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,710 - Hope it worked out okay for you. 292 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,130 - Yep. Sam. - Hey, Tim. 293 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,715 I'll take that from you. 294 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,301 MJ is gone. 295 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,362 Well, I mean, she still lives here, but she's not... 296 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,471 She's not here now. She, uh... 297 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:53,225 She went, uh, to do some camping with some of her... 298 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,977 her girlfriends from, uh, 299 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,854 from her reading group. 300 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,398 Well, there's no cell reception there, so... 301 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,861 so we can't call her. 302 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,571 Gotta get back at it. 303 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,199 Okay. 304 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,410 Sam. 305 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,120 Good to see you, Tim. 306 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,002 Um... 307 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,963 What kind of story was that? 308 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,965 Kinda got away from me. 309 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,175 Dad... 310 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,469 Are you embarrassed because Mom's at rehab? 311 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:31,472 Is that why you're not leaving the house? 312 00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,641 Ain't nobody's damn business what goes on here. 313 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,603 MJ and me, we-we're private people. We... 314 00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,980 We don't broadcast our business 315 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,232 or-or take pictures of our meals 316 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,860 or any-any-any of that nonsense. 317 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,115 What if somebody asked me where she is? 318 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,534 Well, you could tell a much, 319 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,161 much better lie. 320 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,997 I just don't want her to be embarrassed 321 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,833 when she comes home. I mean, if she comes home at all. 322 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,086 Where would she go? 323 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,839 MJ has always been a catch. I have... 324 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,301 heard about these rehab places where... 325 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,470 where people fall madly in love with each other. 326 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,972 Um, Dad, I can guarantee 327 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,559 that nobody's gonna fall madly in love with Mom. 328 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,146 Suppose she comes home, and she stopped her drinking, and... 329 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:24,191 she realizes that she... she can do better. 330 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,196 I've let myself go a bit. 331 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,489 Dad... 332 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,283 - There's nobody better than you. 333 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,079 Huh? 334 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,415 Who's a big hot fox? 335 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,920 - Your daddy. - BHF. 336 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,423 Ha! 337 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,092 - You think? - Oh, I know. 338 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,018 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 339 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,355 Rick! Why didn't you wake me up? I'm supposed to finish all... 340 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,376 Oh... 341 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,173 Hey, Shannon. 342 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,216 So, I guess that explains the graffiti. 343 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,319 - I'm so proud of you, Tricia. - What are you talking about? 344 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,983 So, you got your gay pride window display, 345 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,014 and then a couple of homophobic jerkoffs come by 346 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,057 and tag it with a couple of cocks. It's not right. 347 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,861 No, no, no, no, no. That's a Kansas rainbow. 348 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,604 - That's not... that's not a gay rainbow. - Oh, I don't see that. 349 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,040 - We've got to take it down. - Well, there's no time, is there? 350 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,775 - No. - Shannon! 351 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,778 Grab anything "Wizard of Oz" in the store. Now. 352 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,113 I can hear you. Stop it. Your joy makes me angry! 353 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,448 Sorry I said cocks. 354 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,171 You know, you know, that's what they were. 355 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,677 I need you to go to the back room and find 356 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,512 everything sunflower you can find. Go, go, go, quick! 357 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,039 - Y'all need any help? - Tricia! They're everywhere. 358 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,749 You're not as funny as you think you are! 359 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,792 - Stop. I don't know. - What is she talking about? 360 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,839 Oh, hey, Joel. Um... 361 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,344 I missed you at the food pantry. 362 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,596 Yeah, sorry. I was busy with... 363 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,890 I didn't come. 364 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,975 Well, I'll just cut right to the chase. 365 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,019 I wanted to talk to you 366 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:27,189 about being a lay minister for the church. 367 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,073 I was watching yesterday, how you talked to Brice. 368 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,909 You have a gift, Joel. You really do. 369 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,829 - Thank you. - You were the first person to welcome me here. 370 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:45,374 And since then, I have really come to rely on you 371 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,377 and trust you. 372 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,880 If you feel like this might be a calling, 373 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,257 think on it. 374 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,467 No presh. 375 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,807 Honestly... 376 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,059 it might be a calling, but... 377 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,441 I can't. 378 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,902 I lied to you. 379 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,698 I've been lying to you. 380 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,662 Hi, welcome to Tender Moments. 381 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,873 Here's a tiny pillow with some lavender. 382 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,833 You got a kitten, they'll love it. 383 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,258 Oh! Holy shit, Dad, you came! 384 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,593 And in a suit? 385 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,221 Yeah, well, I bought it a while back, uh, on sale. 386 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,348 It's for when I die. 387 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,909 Smart getting a second wearing out of it. 388 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,435 I also came up with a good story 389 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,687 in case anybody asked me about Mary Jo. 390 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,982 She's visiting her sister. 391 00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,233 Heh? 392 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,153 - That's good! I'd buy that! - Yeah. 393 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,110 Oh yeah. These shitty little drinks 394 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,779 go right to your head, don't they? 395 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,618 - Oh, hi. Welcome to Tender Moments. 396 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,787 Would you like a tiny pillow and some lavender? 397 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,956 - Thank you. - Here you go. 398 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,540 Chamber of Commerce is here. 399 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:53,168 Reshma! Hi! Hey, um, 400 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,087 thank you for coming. 401 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,047 - It's really bad. - Huh? 402 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,132 It's wine. It was so crowded at Poppy's. 403 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,842 It's hardly noticeable. It... 404 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,766 You know what? White wine can get out red wine. 405 00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,471 It's actually... I know it sounds crazy, 406 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,865 - but it... - Sam, I don't think... 407 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,849 No, no, no, it works. Just gimme a second. 408 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,434 You just take the little napkins, 409 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,912 get the white wine, put it in there... 410 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,814 - Oh, Sam, just please be careful! - There you go. 411 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,190 Yeah. Oh yeah. 412 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,609 Mm, here it goes. Yeah... Oh. 413 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,320 All gone. 414 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,322 - Wow! - Yeah. 415 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,659 Yeah, just a little trick I learned from my, uh, bartending days. 416 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,745 So, have fun. It's a really cool party. 417 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,582 Love your Oz rainbow. 418 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:43,343 We did it. 419 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,387 I don't deserve you, chica. 420 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,848 Hey. 421 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,183 I'm taking this candle. 422 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,270 Dad took cheese. 423 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,564 Um... 424 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,150 Just, you know, I mean... 425 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,738 - Thanks. - Yeah, you're welcome. 426 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,324 This is your last pillow. 427 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,285 - You want it? - I farted on it. 428 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,704 Disgusting. 429 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,082 Rick? 430 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,626 Will you do something with all that food? 431 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,545 Yeah. 432 00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,214 Garbage bags are in the back. 433 00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:59,503 Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 434 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,463 No... no... 435 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:06,551 ♪ Everybody loves somebody ♪ 436 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,970 ♪ Sometimes ♪ 437 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,808 ♪ Everybody falls in love somehow ♪ 438 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:17,854 ♪ Something in your kiss ♪ 439 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,273 ♪ Just told me ♪ 440 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,443 ♪ My sometimes ♪ 441 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,654 ♪ Is now ♪ 442 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:29,699 ♪ Everybody finds somebody ♪ 443 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:32,452 ♪ Some place ♪ 444 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:36,498 ♪ There's no telling where love may appear ♪ 445 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,378 ♪ Something in my heart ♪ 446 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:44,047 ♪ Keeps saying ♪ 447 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,925 ♪ My someplace ♪ 448 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:49,636 ♪ Is here ♪ 449 00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:52,973 ♪ If I had it in ♪ 450 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,851 ♪ My power ♪ 451 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,520 ♪ I'd arrange for every girl ♪ 452 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,939 ♪ To have your charm ♪ 453 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,734 ♪ Then every minute ♪ 454 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:07,654 ♪ Every hour ♪ 455 00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:10,657 ♪ Every boy would find what I found ♪ 456 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,868 ♪ In your arms... ♪ 32428

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