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RAND: They say it's 12 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,236 the future of porn. 13 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,237 - And I would agree with them. 14 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:31,114 TOMMY: I love you so much. 15 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:32,908 PAM: There's a bunch of camera guys sitting around 16 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,201 watching us have sex. 17 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,662 Do you have any idea how humiliating it was? 18 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,080 You're being way too chill. 19 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,998 Every second that passes, this tape could be spreading. 20 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,166 - Baby, we will get it back. 21 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,835 This'll all be fine! - Hey, Tommy? 22 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,254 - You did the right thing by coming in. 23 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:48,131 ♪ ♪ 24 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,927 [tape clicking] 25 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,762 TOMMY: Hey, gorgeous. 26 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,473 My God. PAM: Just driving, baby. 27 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,433 TOMMY: Uh. [laughs] 28 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,644 PAM: Fuck. Look at my beautiful husband. 29 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:01,812 [squeals] 30 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,647 [boat horn honks] I love you! 31 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,941 - What's up? PAM: [laughs] 32 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,235 What's up? Whoo! 33 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:11,363 - Did he just honk a boat horn with his penis? 34 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,948 - Yes, he did. 35 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,995 - The jokes, they write themselves. 36 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,664 - He's never gonna go for it. - Jay loves dick jokes. 37 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,541 He did two years straight on Bobbitt. 38 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,960 - Do you think it's too risqué or... 39 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,920 - Not too risqué. 40 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,755 Too obscure. 41 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,090 [as Jay] If Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie 42 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,050 in Duluth don't know about it-- 43 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,094 - You do the shittiest Leno. 44 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,598 [exciting music] 45 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,226 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,227 [knock at door] 47 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,479 - Come in. 48 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,731 - Got a sec? 49 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,482 It's all over town. 50 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,277 They're selling it online through a website. 51 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:57,159 There's so many angles to it: technology, celebrity, privacy. 52 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,162 - Are you pitching a story? - Why not? 53 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,539 - The Los Angeles Times is not doing a story 54 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,749 on a sex tape. 55 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:05,542 - A celebrity sex tape 56 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,461 that's being commercially sold. 57 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,173 - I'm confounded by what aspect of this you consider news. 58 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,343 - It's totally news. Nothing like this has ever-- 59 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:15,719 - I'm sorry, Alicia. 60 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,596 You want to write a story about Pam Anderson 61 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,222 having sex on a boat, 62 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,225 you're free to go write for the National Enquirer. 63 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,771 - Oh, shit. You have it? 64 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,905 PAM: He goes, "Are you sure you don't want a stunt double?" 65 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,323 I'm like, "Hell no. 66 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,741 Put me on that motorcycle. Let's go." 67 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,117 [laughter] 68 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,327 I mean, what choice do I have? 69 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,620 I mean, you try finding 70 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,497 a stuntman that matches my measurements. 71 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,956 [laughter] 72 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,958 - It feels like you and Barb have a lot in common. 73 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,336 - Yeah. Well, no--well, I hope so. 74 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,712 I mean, she's kind of my idol. 75 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,381 - What would you say is your favorite thing about her? 76 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,007 PAM: Oh, God. Good question. 77 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:58,762 Um, I guess I would have to say her...toughness. 78 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,680 - Yeah? PAM: Yeah, you know, no matter 79 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,225 what life throws at her and no matter how bad it gets, 80 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:07,688 she just... fearlessly powers through. 81 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,482 - Do you feel like you take after her in that way? 82 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:13,944 - I mean, not to pat myself on the back or anything, but yes. 83 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,404 - [laughs] PAM: Definitely. 84 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,571 You know, when something bad happens, 85 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,448 all I want to do is move on, 86 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,284 move past it, put it behind me, you know? 87 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:23,078 - Does that usually work out for you? 88 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:28,583 - Bad stuff happens, you know? 89 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,710 What's the point in dwelling on it? 90 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,713 [rock music] 91 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:40,053 ♪ ♪ 92 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,181 Tommy. 93 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,058 - Hey. 94 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,685 - What are you doing? 95 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:50,147 ♪ ♪ 96 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,941 TOMMY: I was, um-- [chuckles] 97 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:55,986 I was, you know-- 98 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,696 - Baby. 99 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,448 - [sighs] Come here. 100 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,409 PAM: Oh. 101 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:08,373 ♪ ♪ 102 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,958 [sighs] 103 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:13,378 ♪ ♪ 104 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,963 - [whispering] You want to know a secret? 105 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,507 - [sighs] 106 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,050 Yeah. 107 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,972 - I'm really... 108 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,807 - Yeah. - Sad. 109 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:32,856 ♪ ♪ 110 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,568 - I know. 111 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,158 Me too. 112 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,041 - You seem fine. 113 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:54,794 - Tommy, I'm not fine. I'm just-- 114 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,505 I'm distracted. 115 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,345 [sighs] - How'd it go? 116 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,972 - The Glamour interview? - Yeah. 117 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:11,102 - It was great. We spoke for, like, two hours. 118 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,689 - Wow. 119 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:19,277 - I can't believe I'm actually gonna be in a women's magazine. 120 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,030 Ooh. 121 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,033 - I'm so stoked for you. 122 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,285 - Thank you. It's exciting. 123 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:32,207 - Hey. - Yeah? 124 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:35,794 - I was thinking, uh, 125 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,546 maybe I could make dinner later. 126 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:42,467 - I can't tonight. I'm going out. 127 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,636 - You are? - I'm sorry, baby. 128 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:50,016 Remember, it's that... Entertainment Weekly thingy. 129 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,436 TOMMY: Oh, that's tonight. - Yeah. 130 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,355 TOMMY: Hmm. 131 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,400 - Come on. - Hey, sure. 132 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,151 - You can do it. - Of course. 133 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,612 [laughs] Fuck it. 134 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,239 Of course. PAM: Come on. 135 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,782 [Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know" playing] 136 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,117 - ♪ 'Cause the love that you gave that we made ♪ 137 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,577 ♪ Wasn't able to make it enough ♪ 138 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:12,038 ♪ For you to be open wide ♪ 139 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,624 ♪ No ♪ 140 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,168 ♪ And every time you speak her name, does she know ♪ 141 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,880 ♪ How you told me you'd hold me until you died ♪ 142 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,841 ♪ Till you died, but you're still alive ♪ 143 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:27,387 ♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪ 144 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:31,850 ♪ Of the mess you left when you went away ♪ 145 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:36,938 ♪ It's not fair to deny me ♪ 146 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,525 ♪ Of the cross I bear that you gave to me ♪ 147 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,068 ♪ You, you, you ♪ 148 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,237 [Sleater-Kinney's "A Real Man" playing] 149 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,865 - Refill, por favor! 150 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,533 SLEATER-KINNEY: ♪ Feels so nice ♪ 151 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,077 ♪ All girls should have a real man ♪ 152 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,663 - The fuck is this shit? 153 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:57,334 - It's Sleater-Kinney. So fucking good. 154 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:00,211 SLEATER-KINNEY: ♪ I don't want your kind of love ♪ 155 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:03,340 ♪ I don't wanna join your club ♪ 156 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:06,593 ♪ I don't want your kind of love ♪ 157 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,638 ♪ If you had it in your thighs ♪ 158 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:12,682 ♪ You'll see that it feels so nice ♪ 159 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,810 ♪ You wait, you'll come every time ♪ 160 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,521 ♪ I'm not that dumb, I don't wanna ♪ 161 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,441 ♪ I don't wanna join your club ♪ 162 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,444 [dark music] 163 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:31,451 ♪ ♪ 164 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,788 - Oh, shit. 165 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,040 Tommy fucking Lee. 166 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,542 TOMMY: 'Sup, brother? PERSON 1: Yo, big fan, man. 167 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,336 TOMMY: Ah, thanks, bro. 168 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,464 - Yo. - Oh, that tape. 169 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,715 [laughter] 170 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:46,883 That's the best thing you've put out 171 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,677 since "Girls, Girls, Girls," yo. 172 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,764 - "Girls, Girls, Girls." 173 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:56,518 That was 1987. 174 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,269 RORY: Yeah. MARK: Yeah. 175 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,188 [laughter] 176 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,526 - And you think that's 177 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:08,488 the best thing I've done in nine years? 178 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,908 - Oh, no. No, no. - Sounded like you said-- 179 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,202 - That's not what I meant. - No, that's what you said. 180 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,704 You fuck! - Hey, hey, hey! 181 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,831 TOMMY: You fuck! Get off me! 182 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,916 Get off me, you motherfucker! 183 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,459 [exciting music playing] 184 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,212 - We start tonight with the latest antics 185 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:26,881 from Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. 186 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:30,176 The notorious bad boy rocker got himself thrown out 187 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,512 of The Viper Room early this morning 188 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,014 after getting into an alleged altercation 189 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,767 with a pair of men in the club's restroom. 190 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:41,312 Eyewitnesses said Lee, the hubby of Baywatch babe 191 00:08:41,312 --> 00:08:45,316 Pamela Anderson, appeared to be highly intoxicated 192 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:48,069 as he was forcibly removed from the infamous 193 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:51,781 Sunset Strip nightclub by security personnel. 194 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,576 GAIL: This is not helpful. 195 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,828 Everything he does reflects on you. 196 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,998 If he is a train wreck, you are a train wreck by association. 197 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:02,667 - [sighs] I understand. 198 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,836 - Classy A-list actresses do not have this stuff. 199 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,589 You don't see Hard Copy doing a story on Sandra Bullock's 200 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,591 husband getting tossed out of The Viper Room. 201 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,176 - No. No, I get it. 202 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,511 I'll talk to him. It won't happen again. 203 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,514 - I hope not, for your sake, Pammy. 204 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,433 - [chuckles] 205 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,435 - [sighs] What was it about anyway? 206 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,314 - Um... - The fight? 207 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:28,818 What? 208 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,196 - Um, well, it's nothing. 209 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:33,782 Um... - Pamela? 210 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,242 PAM: It's nothing. It's nothing. It's-- 211 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,287 - Is there something I should know about? 212 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:42,457 Jesus. 213 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,625 - I mean, it's super underground. 214 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,335 I mean, barely anybody knows about it. 215 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,045 - How many copies have they sold? 216 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,046 - [laughs nervously] I don't know. 217 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,881 I mean, 20, 50. 218 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,758 GAIL: Has anybody written about it yet? 219 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,427 - Oh, you mean press? No. 220 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,554 I don't think so. GAIL: You don't think? 221 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:59,432 - I mean, I haven't exactly combed through newsstands. 222 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,601 GAIL: Did you do a web search? - No. 223 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,896 - A bunch of publications are on there now. 224 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,983 Started, like, three months ago. 225 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,652 The whole paper, in computer form. 226 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:11,986 - [scoffs] 227 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,738 That's crazy. 228 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,990 Look, I mean, I-- I somehow doubt they're writing 229 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,492 about a sex tape. 230 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:18,785 - Maybe not The New York Times. 231 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,036 Star Magazine has a website, 232 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,996 National Enquirer, USA Today. 233 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,625 You can search through all of them at once. 234 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,754 Any mention of the tape from any publication with a site. 235 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,798 - I can't look. I can't look. 236 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,719 [sighs] 237 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:39,138 GAIL: All clear. - Oh, God. 238 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,224 Thank God. GAIL: No news. 239 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,142 Just the links to the video. 240 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,519 - That's good. 241 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,731 Wait. 242 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,024 Links? 243 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:53,027 [dramatic music] 244 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:58,575 ♪ ♪ 245 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,951 Oh, no. 246 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,537 It's spreading. 247 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,913 There's a half dozen different websites selling it. 248 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:07,792 - Well, maybe he's got a bunch of fucking websites. 249 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:15,091 - With, um...different prices, 250 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,720 different addresses, different cover art. 251 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,600 People are making copies. 252 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,896 - We'll figure it out, baby. - "Figure it out." 253 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,023 Tommy, you just-- 254 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:34,527 God, you just don't fucking get it! 255 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,363 - Get what? - It's too late! 256 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,115 Train's left the station. 257 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,784 - Okay, so what do you want from me? 258 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,412 - What do I want? I wanted you to handle it. 259 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,414 - Well, I did my best, all right? 260 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,666 I did the best I fucking possibly could. 261 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,212 - [laughs] You sure about that? 262 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,173 - What the fuck's that supposed to mean? 263 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,134 - Maybe, on some level, you wanted this to happen. 264 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,931 - Excuse me? - Maybe you like the attention. 265 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,725 - That's insane. - Yeah, or maybe you're scared. 266 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,060 - Oh, I'm scared. - Yeah, of me. 267 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,312 You're scared of me and my career! 268 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,521 - Oh, my God, that's right, 269 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,898 'cause you're about to blow up, right? 270 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,316 Right? And I'm fucking your shit up. 271 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,109 And I'm scared of getting left behind! 272 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,612 Oh, my God. That is fucked up, Pamela. 273 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,739 That is seriously fucked up that you would even-- 274 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,157 even think that. 275 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,408 - I'm not saying you'd do it on purpose. 276 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,993 - So then what, subliminal? - Yeah, maybe. 277 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,413 - All I do is root for you! I want you to be huge! 278 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,499 I want you to be the biggest fucking movie star 279 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,625 in the entire fucking world. 280 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,793 - Thank you. Thank you, thank you. 281 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,545 I fucking hope so. - You hope so? 282 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,798 - Yeah. 283 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,343 - You hope so. - Yeah. 284 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,262 - Jesus Christ. 285 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:50,019 By the way, I sold 100 million fucking albums! 286 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,565 [heavy drumming] 287 00:12:54,565 --> 00:13:01,572 ♪ ♪ 288 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,513 - [grunts] 289 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,516 [drumming continues] 290 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:35,565 ♪ ♪ 291 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,871 Fuck! 292 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,831 [shouts] 293 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,346 [drumming on desk] 294 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,475 - What's up, Rose? - Hi, Tommy. 295 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,435 They're all here. - Are they? 296 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,897 Even Vince? - Believe it or not. 297 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,441 - Whoo! 298 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,109 ROSE: You're in B. 299 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,198 [dramatic music] 300 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,324 - B? 301 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,534 - Fucking stripped down. 302 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,412 You know, raw, Almost like kind of punk rock 303 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,998 but with kind of, like, a blues boogie vibe. 304 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,541 MICK: Yeah. - Yeah, I like that. 305 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,751 NIKKI: Early Aerosmith. 306 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,086 - Yeah. That's what I was thinking. 307 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,255 - Yo. Fuck's this studio B shit? 308 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,508 NIKKI: A's booked, man. 309 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,343 - By who? 310 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,472 Hi. Hi. 311 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,683 Hey. Who the fuck are you guys? 312 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,976 - Third Eye Blind. 313 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,188 ♪ ♪ 314 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,191 - Well, I got bad news for you, Third Eye Blind. 315 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:04,362 Studio A is Motley Crue room. 316 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,532 - Really? That's funny, 317 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,951 'cause we're booked into it for the next six weeks. 318 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,789 - By who? - Our label. 319 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,959 - Who the fuck's your label? - Elektra. 320 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,838 - Elektra. 321 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,173 Hmm, that's-- 322 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,883 that's our label, Nikki. 323 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,011 - Fuck, man. - Yeah, what the fuck? 324 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,806 They book these ass clowns in the big room over us? 325 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,267 - Guess so. 326 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,309 Sorry, man. 327 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,479 - Doesn't matter. 328 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:43,151 ♪ ♪ 329 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,443 [laughter] 330 00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,903 TIM: The hottest toy this season 331 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,446 is something called Tickle Me Elmo. 332 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,823 Apparently millions of children are dying to get their hands 333 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,741 on the doll which gives off a high-pitched giggle 334 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,951 when you touch it. 335 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,494 Children touch it, and it giggles with glee. 336 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,912 I thought there was already something that fit 337 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,914 that description: Michael Jackson. 338 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,083 JAY: Funny, I think we already did it, though. 339 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,543 What else? MIKE: Julia Roberts 340 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,919 and Lyle Lovett are filing for divorce. 341 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,546 Apparently the breakup is mutual. 342 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,883 Lyle wanted his freedom, and Julia finally bought glasses. 343 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,177 - That's good. That's funny. What else? 344 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,764 - A tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee is going around 345 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,892 depicting the two of them engaged in all sorts 346 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,894 of X-rated sex acts. 347 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,812 Pamela offered no comment on the matter. 348 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,106 Not because she refused but because she still 349 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,025 doesn't have the feeling back in her jaw. 350 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,485 - [chuckles] What tape? 351 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,530 - There's this sex tape. It's all over the place. 352 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,241 - People are making copies of it, playing it at parties. 353 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,868 - Oh, yeah, where? In Laurel Canyon? 354 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,869 - Hey, it's bigger than you think. 355 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,037 A lot of people know about it. 356 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,163 - Who knows about it? 357 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,706 Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie in Duluth? 358 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,626 CHRIS: I mean maybe not them, but-- 359 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,127 JAY: But who? 360 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,296 Oh, cat's got his tongue. 361 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,672 All right, let's come up with more stuff. 362 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,007 Come on, you guys are writers. Let's go, what else? 363 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,550 - All right, uh, Attorney General Janet Reno says 364 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,510 the FBI's closing in on the Unabomber. 365 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:58,517 ♪ ♪ 366 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:05,191 [phone rings] 367 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,152 - Hello. ALICIA: Uh, Mr. Lee? 368 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,737 - Who's this? ALICIA: Hi. 369 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,490 Um, uh, hello. Hi, my name is Alicia Krentz. 370 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,950 I'm with the Los Angeles Times. 371 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,786 - The L.A. Times. What do you want? 372 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,830 - Um, I don't know if you've been getting my messages, 373 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,583 but I've been trying to reach you for about a week now. 374 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,669 TOMMY: Okay. 375 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,713 - I was hoping to talk to you about the tape. 376 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131 - You want to talk about the tape? 377 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,509 ALICIA: If you have a couple minutes, 378 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,469 I'd love to just get your opinion. 379 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,137 - My opinion on getting fucking burgled 380 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,931 and having to deal with assholes like you? 381 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,100 Fuck off! 382 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:46,148 ♪ ♪ 383 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,949 [dial tone humming] 384 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,118 [touch tones beeping] 385 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,036 ♪ ♪ 386 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,747 - It was stolen--the tape. 387 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,292 It was in a safe stolen from their house. 388 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,627 It's not clear if whoever took it was targeting the tape 389 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,170 or if they just happened to stumble upon it, 390 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,007 but either way, it was definitively stolen. 391 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,216 They did not want this out there, 392 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,176 and they certainly did not want it sold. 393 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,636 Speaking of which, there's more 394 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096 than the one site selling it now. 395 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,557 Pirated copies are sprouting up all over the web. 396 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,893 Bootlegs of a stolen celebrity sex tape. 397 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,771 I get your reluctance, given the admittedly tawdry nature 398 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,108 of it all, but I am telling you, Bert, 399 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,526 this is news. 400 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:37,366 ♪ ♪ 401 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:51,172 - Bob, when you have a minute, you really should see this. 402 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:56,552 ♪ ♪ 403 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,346 BOB: Is this for real? 404 00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,931 - It's the realest thing you've seen in a long time. 405 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,809 ♪ ♪ 406 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,817 - Everything's gonna be okay. 407 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,820 [peaceful music] 408 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,031 ♪ ♪ 409 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,991 The tape is gonna go away. 410 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:24,705 ♪ ♪ 411 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,500 And Barb Wire's gonna be the biggest movie in the world. 412 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,838 Tommy's new album's gonna be the biggest album in the world. 413 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:39,845 ♪ ♪ 414 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,103 And we're gonna get pregnant again. 415 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:54,151 ♪ ♪ 416 00:19:54,151 --> 00:20:00,950 And we're gonna have a long and happy marriage 417 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,993 and a beautiful family. 418 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:07,081 ♪ ♪ 419 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:11,752 Everything's gonna be beautiful and perfect... 420 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,379 forever. 421 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:19,510 ♪ ♪ 422 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,096 [glass shatters] 423 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,140 TOMMY: Pamela! 424 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,851 Pamela! PAM: Whoa. 425 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,145 [tense music] 426 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,188 Hey, what? - Bob Guccione, 427 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,857 he's got the tape. PAM: Wait, what? 428 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,442 - Fucking shit never ends. PAM: Wait. 429 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,860 What are you talking about? 430 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,779 TOMMY: Mickey just called me, and Donna's best friend 431 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,115 Kimberly was Penthouse Pet of the Month last December, 432 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,992 and she heard from somebody at the mansion 433 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,410 he's got ahold of it. 434 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,496 - Well, where did he get it? - No idea, but all I know 435 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,457 is, we're suing the shit out of him. 436 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,125 - Suing him for what? - For what he's gonna do. 437 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,210 PAM: What's he gonna do? - Um, if I had to guess, 438 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,754 fucking running pictures. 439 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,048 - What? No--from the tape? TOMMY: I mean, think about it. 440 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,467 He'd do anything to stick it to Hef, 441 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,219 and what better way than running a bunch of porno shots 442 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,181 of Hef's golden girl, Ms. Playboy herself? 443 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,724 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 444 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,018 Maybe somebody just gave it to him, 445 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,561 and he watched it, that's it. 446 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,396 You know, he might not be planning anything. 447 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,148 - I thought you were the one that was obsessed 448 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,399 with shutting this shit down. 449 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,193 - I am, I am, I am. God, I am. 450 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,820 I just-- come on, suing Penthouse 451 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,238 when we just-- we don't even-- 452 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,324 - Let's just talk to a lawyer, right? 453 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,784 Get a professional opinion. - A lawyer. 454 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,620 TOMMY: Yeah. Let's just see what they say. 455 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,872 Who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. 456 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,749 - Tommy's absolutely right. 457 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,834 This calls for swift preemptive action. 458 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,544 We file an invasion of privacy lawsuit 459 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,213 against Guccione and the magazine 460 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,757 while simultaneously requesting injunctive relief. 461 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,926 - Injunctive relief? SANDY: The judge makes sure 462 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,761 they don't publish any images from the tape, 463 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,596 and if they defy that order, then-- 464 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,806 - We bring down the shit hammer. 465 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,142 PAM: Okay, um, yeah, but the tape, 466 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,644 it's stolen property. 467 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,770 I mean, wouldn't it be illegal 468 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,230 for him to run pictures from it? 469 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,482 - You think that scumbag gives a fuck about legal? 470 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,150 - He could always play the First Amendment card. 471 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,027 Freedom of speech. Freedom of the press. 472 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,363 - Totally, he loves that shit. 473 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,447 - [sighs] 474 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,324 I'm just--I'm concerned. 475 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,034 - What--what-- 476 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,828 what's your concern, Pamela? 477 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,086 - My concern is, 478 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,004 if he's not planning to do anything and we sue, 479 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,048 he could suddenly decide to do it to get back at us. 480 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,300 Plus, if we sue, it puts all this attention on the tape. 481 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,010 It could turn it into something way bigger 482 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,887 than it would have been, and it kills off any chance 483 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,722 of the whole thing, you know, staying underground 484 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,725 and just kind of fizzling out on its own. 485 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,104 You know? 486 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,651 - Yeah. 487 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,361 You need to sue. 488 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,614 ♪ ♪ 489 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,617 [fax machine whirring] 490 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:55,624 ♪ ♪ 491 00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,962 LAWYER 1: If you don't defend your rights-- 492 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,506 - It'd be a dangerous precedent to set. 493 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,425 - You'd effectively be letting them dictate 494 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,677 what you can and cannot print. 495 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,762 ♪ ♪ 496 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,806 - This is about freedom of speech. 497 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,143 ♪ ♪ 498 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,979 The First Amendment. 499 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,440 Nobody's robbing Bob Guccione 500 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,319 of his God-given right to free expression. 501 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,904 Pull 20 frames, the nastiest bits, 502 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,115 and draw up a press release. 503 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,659 Penthouse has the Pamela Anderson sex tape 504 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,994 and is publishing stills. 505 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,705 They want chicken, let's play some fucking chicken. 506 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:41,670 ♪ ♪ 507 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,507 [knocking] BURT: Yes? 508 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,760 - Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are suing Penthouse. 509 00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,013 Guccione's planning to run images from the tape 510 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,389 in the magazine. 511 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,184 ♪ ♪ 512 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,602 Now is it news? 513 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,687 ♪ ♪ 514 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:12,076 - [humming] 515 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,883 [dramatic music] 516 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:32,054 ♪ ♪ 517 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,847 Oh, honey, how could you not tell me? 518 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,517 I would have told you in no uncertain terms, 519 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,227 do not do it. 520 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,436 - Well, the lawyers-- every single one of them-- 521 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,437 said to sue. - Of course they did. 522 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,522 They're lawyers. 523 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,524 - And Tommy. Tommy did too. 524 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:44,650 - Another alpha male. 525 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,110 - We had to defend our rights. 526 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,861 It sets a bad precedent. 527 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,071 - Who told you that, 528 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,782 the one in the red tie or the blue paisley? 529 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,909 - Well, you try saying no to a roomful of men. 530 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,786 - Honey, I do it all day long. 531 00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,955 - [sighs] Yeah, well, you know what? 532 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,623 I guess it's easier for some women. 533 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,959 - No. It's not easy for any woman. 534 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,795 We are programmed from birth to say yes to men, 535 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,256 but it is a skill you gotta learn. 536 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:14,138 I mean, this is just... ugh. 537 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,224 - It's buried toward the back. I mean... 538 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,102 maybe nobody will even see it. 539 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,062 Right? 540 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,440 [Stereo MC's' "Connected"] 541 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,234 SINGER: ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 542 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,653 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 543 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,947 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 544 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,991 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, something ain't right ♪ 545 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,660 SCOTT: The hell? - You believe that? 546 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,203 SINGER: ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 547 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,706 SINGER: ♪ I'm gonna get myself, I'm gonna get myself ♪ 548 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,625 ♪ I'm gonna get myself connected ♪ 549 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,502 ♪ I ain't gonna go blind ♪ 550 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,880 ♪ For the light which is reflected ♪ 551 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,299 ♪ I see through you ♪ 552 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,509 ♪ I see through you ♪ 553 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,887 ♪ I see through you ♪ 554 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,971 ♪ I see through you ♪ 555 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,389 - Guys? 556 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,808 SINGER: ♪ Your dirty tricks ♪ 557 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,019 ♪ You make me sick ♪ 558 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,228 ♪ I see through you ♪ 559 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,646 DIRECTOR: Cut! 560 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,357 Okay, I need this to move a little bit this way. 561 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,443 SINGER: ♪ Gonna do it again ♪ 562 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,445 - Ah! Okay, I can move myself. 563 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,655 SINGER: ♪ I'm gonna do it again ♪ 564 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,865 DIRECTOR: Great. 565 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,158 SINGER: ♪ Gonna do it again ♪ 566 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,410 ♪ Gotta do right ♪ 567 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,871 ♪ 'Cause something ain't right ♪ 568 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,498 ♪ Gotta do right ♪ 569 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,916 TOMMY: You want some? 570 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,424 It was the right move. 571 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,636 He was gonna do it whether we sued or not. 572 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,433 Least now there's a chance of stopping him. 573 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,980 Will you please say something? 574 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,576 You're seriously not gonna say anything? 575 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,663 Come on. - Please don't. 576 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,921 - I'm trying. 577 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,842 I feel like nothing I do is good enough for you. 578 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,178 I mean, I can't win. 579 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,097 What do you want from me? 580 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,765 What else do you-- - Don't. Just shut up. 581 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,058 Shut up! Shut up! 582 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,227 [glass shatters] Just shut up! 583 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:28,272 [dramatic music] 584 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,859 ♪ ♪ 585 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:36,238 - It's one stupid little article! 586 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,991 CAM GIRL 1: I can be bad. [giggles] 587 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,034 Oh! 588 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,161 CAM GIRL 2: It's my first time. 589 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,788 ♪ ♪ 590 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,540 CAM GIRL 3: Oh, you want to see a little more? 591 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,250 I can show you a little bit. 592 00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,086 CAM GIRL 4: Oh, yes. 593 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,089 You want me to be your bitch? 594 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,216 CAM GIRL 3: I mean, what if I take it off? 595 00:27:56,216 --> 00:28:03,223 ♪ ♪ 596 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,353 [indistinct chatter] 597 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:15,277 ♪ ♪ 598 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,122 - No. 599 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,542 Fuck Seattle. 600 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,587 [phone ringing] 601 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,505 [sighs] 602 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,470 PAM: This is Pam. TOMMY: And this is-- 603 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,013 PAM: No, Tommy! Seriously. 604 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,015 This is Pam. TOMMY: Please leave a message! 605 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,850 PAM: [laughs] [answering machine beeps] 606 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,310 GAIL: Hey, Pamela, it's Gail. 607 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,396 I just tried your cell. Listen, give me a call. 608 00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,273 It's about Glamour. 609 00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,275 I just got a call from my person there. 610 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,528 Just, um-- 611 00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,988 Yeah--yeah, just call me. 612 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,368 JAY: Oh, speaking of Bob Dole, yesterday the senator 613 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,496 attacked President Clinton's record on crime, yeah. 614 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,581 Yeah, he said Clinton talks like Dirty Harry 615 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,625 but acts like Barney Fife. - Night, babe. 616 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,834 JAY: Yeah, apparently this is Dole's way 617 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,544 of connecting with the youth vote. 618 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,171 [laughter] 619 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,714 Let's see. What else is going on? 620 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,882 Oh, yeah, I don't know if you guys heard about this. 621 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,300 You heard about this? 622 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,510 Apparently there's a love tape going around 623 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,054 of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. 624 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,472 Mm, yeah. 625 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,683 Yeah, a video showing the two of them doing 626 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,894 all sorts of X-rated things to each other on a boat. 627 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,604 Mm-hmm, apparently they spend most 628 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,773 of the video completely naked, yeah. 629 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,733 Or as Pam likes to call it, work attire. 630 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,110 [laughter] 631 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,361 Yeah, boating safety experts 632 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,321 are praising Pam for the tape. 633 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,949 In it, she sports not one but two flotation devices. 634 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,243 Big ones. Real big ones. 635 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,619 She'll float. She'll float forever. 636 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,996 We got a great show for you tonight. 637 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,205 The Goo Goo Dolls are here. Stick around. 638 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,748 We'll be right back. 639 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:52,916 [fax machine clicks] 640 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,877 [tense music] 641 00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,504 ♪ ♪ 642 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,673 SANDY: Well, we had this conversation. 643 00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,216 Look, we filed a continuance, 644 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,884 so we don't have to deal with that right now. 645 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,263 ♪ ♪ 646 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,931 Hold on one second. 647 00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,099 Lorraine? 648 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,018 - Yeah? SANDY: Is this the only page? 649 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,270 - Uh, yes. Why? 650 00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,189 - I gotta call you back. 651 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:22,112 ♪ ♪ 652 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:25,866 - Um, okay. 653 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:29,703 "Pursuant to rules 26 and 30 of the California rules 654 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,456 of civil procedure, you are hereby notified 655 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,584 tat on April 24, 1996, at 10:00 a.m. 656 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,419 counsel for defendants will take the deposition 657 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,255 "of Pamela Anderson Lee 658 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,716 upon oral examination." 659 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:45,135 [dramatic music] 660 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,803 What? Why is it just me? 661 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,308 - Maybe they come separate. 662 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,976 I don't know why they need to talk to either of us. 663 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,561 We're the fucking plaintiffs. 664 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,480 What's there to say? That's our shit. 665 00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,522 Quit it. 666 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,027 Doesn't matter. We're in this together. 667 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:07,032 ♪ ♪ 668 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,366 - [scoffs] 669 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:12,454 ♪ ♪ 670 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:15,916 [Third Eye Blind's "Semi-Charmed Life"] 671 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:22,881 ♪ ♪ 672 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,175 SINGER: ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 673 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,469 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 674 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,763 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 675 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,389 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 676 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,183 ♪ I'm packed and I'm holding, I'm smiling ♪ 677 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,477 ♪ She's living, she's golden, she lives for me ♪ 678 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:39,022 ♪ Says she lives for me, ovation, her own motivation ♪ 679 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,858 ♪ She comes round and she goes down on me ♪ 680 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,111 ♪ And I make her smile like a drug for you ♪ 681 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,446 ♪ Do ever what you want to do, coming over you ♪ 682 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,490 ♪ Keep on smiling what we go through ♪ 683 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,826 ♪ One stop to the rhythm that divides you ♪ 684 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,453 ♪ And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse ♪ 685 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,747 ♪ Chop another line like a coda with a curse ♪ 686 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,916 ♪ Come on like a freak show, takes the stage ♪ 687 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,751 ♪ We give them the games we play, she say ♪ 688 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,963 ♪ I want something else ♪ 689 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,423 ♪ To get me through this ♪ 690 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,969 ♪ Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby ♪ 691 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,055 ♪ I want something else ♪ 692 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,267 ♪ I'm not listening when you say ♪ 693 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,103 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 694 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,438 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 695 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,732 ♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 696 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,069 ♪ I want something else ♪ 697 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:31,908 ♪ ♪ 49184

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