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[tense music]
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- Tommy.
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The tape.
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- Fuck the police!
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We'll get our own guy.
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- Let me do some digging here.
RAND: Ah!
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- Where the fuck
do I find this guy?
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- He's not here.
Don't worry.
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He'll turn up eventually.
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RAND: Seattle.
Let me guess--webcams.
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- Very good, yeah.
RAND: They say it's
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the future of porn.
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- And I would agree with them.
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TOMMY: I love you so much.
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PAM: There's a bunch
of camera guys sitting around
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watching us have sex.
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Do you have any idea
how humiliating it was?
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You're being way too chill.
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Every second that passes,
this tape could be spreading.
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- Baby, we will get it back.
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This'll all be fine!
- Hey, Tommy?
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- You did the right thing
by coming in.
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♪ ♪
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[tape clicking]
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TOMMY: Hey, gorgeous.
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My God.
PAM: Just driving, baby.
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TOMMY: Uh.
[laughs]
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PAM: Fuck.
Look at my beautiful husband.
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[squeals]
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[boat horn honks]
I love you!
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- What's up?
PAM: [laughs]
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What's up?
Whoo!
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- Did he just honk a boat horn
with his penis?
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- Yes, he did.
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- The jokes,
they write themselves.
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- He's never gonna go for it.
- Jay loves dick jokes.
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He did two years straight
on Bobbitt.
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- Do you think
it's too risqué or...
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- Not too risqué.
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Too obscure.
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[as Jay]
If Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie
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in Duluth don't know about it--
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- You do the shittiest Leno.
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[exciting music]
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♪ ♪
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[knock at door]
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- Come in.
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- Got a sec?
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It's all over town.
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They're selling it online
through a website.
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There's so many angles to it:
technology, celebrity, privacy.
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- Are you pitching a story?
- Why not?
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- The Los Angeles Times
is not doing a story
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on a sex tape.
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- A celebrity sex tape
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that's being commercially sold.
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- I'm confounded by what aspect
of this you consider news.
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- It's totally news.
Nothing like this has ever--
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- I'm sorry, Alicia.
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You want to write a story
about Pam Anderson
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having sex on a boat,
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you're free to go write
for the National Enquirer.
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- Oh, shit.
You have it?
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PAM: He goes, "Are you sure
you don't want a stunt double?"
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I'm like, "Hell no.
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Put me on that motorcycle.
Let's go."
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[laughter]
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I mean, what choice do I have?
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I mean, you try finding
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a stuntman
that matches my measurements.
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[laughter]
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- It feels like you and Barb
have a lot in common.
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- Yeah.
Well, no--well, I hope so.
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I mean, she's kind of my idol.
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- What would you say is your
favorite thing about her?
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PAM: Oh, God.
Good question.
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Um, I guess I would have
to say her...toughness.
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- Yeah?
PAM: Yeah, you know, no matter
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what life throws at her
and no matter how bad it gets,
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she just...
fearlessly powers through.
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- Do you feel like you
take after her in that way?
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- I mean, not to pat myself on
the back or anything, but yes.
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- [laughs]
PAM: Definitely.
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You know,
when something bad happens,
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all I want to do is move on,
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move past it, put it behind me,
you know?
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- Does that usually
work out for you?
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- Bad stuff happens, you know?
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What's the point
in dwelling on it?
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Tommy.
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- Hey.
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- What are you doing?
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♪ ♪
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TOMMY: I was, um--
[chuckles]
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I was, you know--
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- Baby.
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- [sighs] Come here.
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PAM: Oh.
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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- [whispering]
You want to know a secret?
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- [sighs]
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Yeah.
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- I'm really...
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- Yeah.
- Sad.
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♪ ♪
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- I know.
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Me too.
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- You seem fine.
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- Tommy, I'm not fine.
I'm just--
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I'm distracted.
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[sighs]
- How'd it go?
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- The Glamour interview?
- Yeah.
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- It was great.
We spoke for, like, two hours.
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- Wow.
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- I can't believe I'm actually
gonna be in a women's magazine.
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Ooh.
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- I'm so stoked for you.
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- Thank you.
It's exciting.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- I was thinking, uh,
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maybe I could
make dinner later.
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- I can't tonight.
I'm going out.
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- You are?
- I'm sorry, baby.
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Remember, it's that...
Entertainment Weekly thingy.
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TOMMY: Oh, that's tonight.
- Yeah.
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TOMMY: Hmm.
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- Come on.
- Hey, sure.
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- You can do it.
- Of course.
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[laughs]
Fuck it.
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Of course.
PAM: Come on.
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[Alanis Morissette's
You Oughta Know" playing]
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- ♪ 'Cause the love
that you gave that we made ♪
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♪ Wasn't able
to make it enough ♪
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♪ For you to be open wide ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ And every time you speak
her name, does she know ♪
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♪ How you told me you'd
hold me until you died ♪
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♪ Till you died,
but you're still alive ♪
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♪ And I'm here to remind you ♪
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♪ Of the mess you left
when you went away ♪
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♪ It's not fair to deny me ♪
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♪ Of the cross I bear
that you gave to me ♪
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♪ You, you, you ♪
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[Sleater-Kinney's "A Real Man"
playing]
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- Refill, por favor!
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SLEATER-KINNEY:
♪ Feels so nice ♪
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♪ All girls should have
a real man ♪
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- The fuck is this shit?
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- It's Sleater-Kinney.
So fucking good.
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SLEATER-KINNEY: ♪ I don't want
your kind of love ♪
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♪ I don't wanna
join your club ♪
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♪ I don't want
your kind of love ♪
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♪ If you had it
in your thighs ♪
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♪ You'll see that it
feels so nice ♪
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♪ You wait, you'll come
every time ♪
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♪ I'm not that dumb,
I don't wanna ♪
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♪ I don't wanna
join your club ♪
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[dark music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, shit.
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Tommy fucking Lee.
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TOMMY: 'Sup, brother?
PERSON 1: Yo, big fan, man.
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TOMMY:
Ah, thanks, bro.
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- Yo.
- Oh, that tape.
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[laughter]
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That's the best thing
you've put out
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since "Girls, Girls, Girls,"
yo.
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- "Girls, Girls, Girls."
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That was 1987.
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RORY: Yeah.
MARK: Yeah.
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[laughter]
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- And you think that's
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the best thing I've done
in nine years?
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- Oh, no. No, no.
- Sounded like you said--
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- That's not what I meant.
- No, that's what you said.
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You fuck!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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TOMMY: You fuck!
Get off me!
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Get off me,
you motherfucker!
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[exciting music playing]
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- We start tonight
with the latest antics
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from Motley Crue drummer
Tommy Lee.
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The notorious bad boy rocker
got himself thrown out
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of The Viper Room
early this morning
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after getting into
an alleged altercation
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with a pair of men
in the club's restroom.
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Eyewitnesses said Lee,
the hubby of Baywatch babe
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Pamela Anderson, appeared
to be highly intoxicated
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as he was forcibly removed
from the infamous
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Sunset Strip nightclub
by security personnel.
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GAIL: This is not helpful.
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Everything he does
reflects on you.
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If he is a train wreck, you are
a train wreck by association.
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- [sighs]
I understand.
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- Classy A-list actresses
do not have this stuff.
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You don't see Hard Copy doing
a story on Sandra Bullock's
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husband getting tossed out
of The Viper Room.
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- No.
No, I get it.
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I'll talk to him.
It won't happen again.
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- I hope not,
for your sake, Pammy.
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- [chuckles]
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- [sighs]
What was it about anyway?
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- Um...
- The fight?
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What?
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- Um, well, it's nothing.
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Um...
- Pamela?
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PAM: It's nothing.
It's nothing. It's--
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- Is there something
I should know about?
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Jesus.
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- I mean,
it's super underground.
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I mean,
barely anybody knows about it.
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- How many copies
have they sold?
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- [laughs nervously]
I don't know.
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I mean, 20, 50.
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GAIL: Has anybody written
about it yet?
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- Oh, you mean press?
No.
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I don't think so.
GAIL: You don't think?
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- I mean, I haven't exactly
combed through newsstands.
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GAIL: Did you do a web search?
- No.
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- A bunch of publications
are on there now.
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Started, like,
three months ago.
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The whole paper,
in computer form.
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- [scoffs]
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That's crazy.
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Look, I mean, I--
I somehow doubt they're writing
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about a sex tape.
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- Maybe not
The New York Times.
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Star Magazine
has a website,
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National Enquirer,
USA Today.
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You can search
through all of them at once.
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Any mention of the tape from
any publication with a site.
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- I can't look. I can't look.
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[sighs]
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GAIL: All clear.
- Oh, God.
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Thank God.
GAIL: No news.
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Just the links to the video.
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- That's good.
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Wait.
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Links?
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, no.
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It's spreading.
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There's a half dozen
different websites selling it.
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- Well, maybe he's got
a bunch of fucking websites.
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- With, um...different prices,
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different addresses,
different cover art.
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People are making copies.
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- We'll figure it out, baby.
- "Figure it out."
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Tommy, you just--
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God,
you just don't fucking get it!
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00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,363
- Get what?
- It's too late!
256
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,115
Train's left the station.
257
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,784
- Okay,
so what do you want from me?
258
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,412
- What do I want?
I wanted you to handle it.
259
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,414
- Well, I did my best,
all right?
260
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,666
I did the best
I fucking possibly could.
261
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,212
- [laughs]
You sure about that?
262
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,173
- What the fuck's
that supposed to mean?
263
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,134
- Maybe, on some level,
you wanted this to happen.
264
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,931
- Excuse me?
- Maybe you like the attention.
265
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,725
- That's insane.
- Yeah, or maybe you're scared.
266
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,060
- Oh, I'm scared.
- Yeah, of me.
267
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,312
You're scared of me
and my career!
268
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,521
- Oh, my God,
that's right,
269
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,898
'cause you're about to blow up,
right?
270
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,316
Right?
And I'm fucking your shit up.
271
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,109
And I'm scared
of getting left behind!
272
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,612
Oh, my God.
That is fucked up, Pamela.
273
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,739
That is seriously fucked up
that you would even--
274
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,157
even think that.
275
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,408
- I'm not saying
you'd do it on purpose.
276
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,993
- So then what, subliminal?
- Yeah, maybe.
277
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,413
- All I do is root for you!
I want you to be huge!
278
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,499
I want you to be the biggest
fucking movie star
279
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,625
in the entire fucking world.
280
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,793
- Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
281
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,545
I fucking hope so.
- You hope so?
282
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,798
- Yeah.
283
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,343
- You hope so.
- Yeah.
284
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,262
- Jesus Christ.
285
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:50,019
By the way, I sold
100 million fucking albums!
286
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,565
[heavy drumming]
287
00:12:54,565 --> 00:13:01,572
♪ ♪
288
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,513
- [grunts]
289
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,516
[drumming continues]
290
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:35,565
♪ ♪
291
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,871
Fuck!
292
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,831
[shouts]
293
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,346
[drumming on desk]
294
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,475
- What's up, Rose?
- Hi, Tommy.
295
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,435
They're all here.
- Are they?
296
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,897
Even Vince?
- Believe it or not.
297
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,441
- Whoo!
298
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,109
ROSE: You're in B.
299
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,198
[dramatic music]
300
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,324
- B?
301
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:28,534
- Fucking stripped down.
302
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,412
You know, raw,
Almost like kind of punk rock
303
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,998
but with kind of, like,
a blues boogie vibe.
304
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,541
MICK: Yeah.
- Yeah, I like that.
305
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,751
NIKKI: Early Aerosmith.
306
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,086
- Yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
307
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,255
- Yo.
Fuck's this studio B shit?
308
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,508
NIKKI: A's booked, man.
309
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,343
- By who?
310
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:49,472
Hi.
Hi.
311
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,683
Hey.
Who the fuck are you guys?
312
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,976
- Third Eye Blind.
313
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,188
♪ ♪
314
00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,191
- Well, I got bad news for you,
Third Eye Blind.
315
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:04,362
Studio A is Motley Crue room.
316
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,532
- Really?
That's funny,
317
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,951
'cause we're booked into it
for the next six weeks.
318
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,789
- By who?
- Our label.
319
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:17,959
- Who the fuck's your label?
- Elektra.
320
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,838
- Elektra.
321
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,173
Hmm, that's--
322
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,883
that's our label, Nikki.
323
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,011
- Fuck, man.
- Yeah, what the fuck?
324
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,806
They book these ass clowns
in the big room over us?
325
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,267
- Guess so.
326
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,309
Sorry, man.
327
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,479
- Doesn't matter.
328
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:43,151
♪ ♪
329
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,443
[laughter]
330
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,903
TIM:
The hottest toy this season
331
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,446
is something called
Tickle Me Elmo.
332
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,823
Apparently millions of children
are dying to get their hands
333
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,741
on the doll which gives off
a high-pitched giggle
334
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,951
when you touch it.
335
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,494
Children touch it,
and it giggles with glee.
336
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,912
I thought there was
already something that fit
337
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,914
that description:
Michael Jackson.
338
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,083
JAY: Funny, I think
we already did it, though.
339
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,543
What else?
MIKE: Julia Roberts
340
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:01,919
and Lyle Lovett
are filing for divorce.
341
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,546
Apparently
the breakup is mutual.
342
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,883
Lyle wanted his freedom, and
Julia finally bought glasses.
343
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,177
- That's good. That's funny.
What else?
344
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,764
- A tape of Pamela Anderson
and Tommy Lee is going around
345
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,892
depicting the two of them
engaged in all sorts
346
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,894
of X-rated sex acts.
347
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,812
Pamela offered no comment
on the matter.
348
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,106
Not because she refused
but because she still
349
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,025
doesn't have the feeling back
in her jaw.
350
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,485
- [chuckles]
What tape?
351
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,530
- There's this sex tape.
It's all over the place.
352
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,241
- People are making copies
of it, playing it at parties.
353
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,868
- Oh, yeah, where?
In Laurel Canyon?
354
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:34,869
- Hey,
it's bigger than you think.
355
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,037
A lot of people know about it.
356
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:37,163
- Who knows about it?
357
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,706
Uncle Jim and Aunt Susie
in Duluth?
358
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,626
CHRIS: I mean maybe not them,
but--
359
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,127
JAY: But who?
360
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,296
Oh, cat's got his tongue.
361
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,672
All right,
let's come up with more stuff.
362
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,007
Come on, you guys are writers.
Let's go, what else?
363
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,550
- All right, uh, Attorney
General Janet Reno says
364
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,510
the FBI's closing in
on the Unabomber.
365
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:58,517
♪ ♪
366
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:05,191
[phone rings]
367
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,152
- Hello.
ALICIA: Uh, Mr. Lee?
368
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,737
- Who's this?
ALICIA: Hi.
369
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,490
Um, uh, hello.
Hi, my name is Alicia Krentz.
370
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,950
I'm with
the Los Angeles Times.
371
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,786
- The L.A. Times.
What do you want?
372
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,830
- Um, I don't know if you've
been getting my messages,
373
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,583
but I've been trying to reach
you for about a week now.
374
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,669
TOMMY: Okay.
375
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,713
- I was hoping to talk
to you about the tape.
376
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,131
- You want to talk
about the tape?
377
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,509
ALICIA:
If you have a couple minutes,
378
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,469
I'd love to just
get your opinion.
379
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,137
- My opinion
on getting fucking burgled
380
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,931
and having to deal
with assholes like you?
381
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,100
Fuck off!
382
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:46,148
♪ ♪
383
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:54,949
[dial tone humming]
384
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,118
[touch tones beeping]
385
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,036
♪ ♪
386
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,747
- It was stolen--the tape.
387
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,292
It was in a safe stolen
from their house.
388
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,627
It's not clear if whoever
took it was targeting the tape
389
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,170
or if they just happened
to stumble upon it,
390
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,007
but either way,
it was definitively stolen.
391
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,216
They did not want
this out there,
392
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,176
and they certainly
did not want it sold.
393
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,636
Speaking of which,
there's more
394
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096
than the one site
selling it now.
395
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,557
Pirated copies are sprouting up
all over the web.
396
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,893
Bootlegs
of a stolen celebrity sex tape.
397
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,771
I get your reluctance, given
the admittedly tawdry nature
398
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,108
of it all,
but I am telling you, Bert,
399
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,526
this is news.
400
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:37,366
♪ ♪
401
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:51,172
- Bob, when you have a minute,
you really should see this.
402
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:56,552
♪ ♪
403
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,346
BOB: Is this for real?
404
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,931
- It's the realest thing
you've seen in a long time.
405
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,809
♪ ♪
406
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,817
- Everything's gonna be okay.
407
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,820
[peaceful music]
408
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,031
♪ ♪
409
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,991
The tape is gonna go away.
410
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:24,705
♪ ♪
411
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,500
And Barb Wire's gonna be
the biggest movie in the world.
412
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,838
Tommy's new album's gonna be
the biggest album in the world.
413
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:39,845
♪ ♪
414
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:47,103
And we're gonna
get pregnant again.
415
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:54,151
♪ ♪
416
00:19:54,151 --> 00:20:00,950
And we're gonna have a long
and happy marriage
417
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,993
and a beautiful family.
418
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:07,081
♪ ♪
419
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:11,752
Everything's gonna be
beautiful and perfect...
420
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,379
forever.
421
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:19,510
♪ ♪
422
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,096
[glass shatters]
423
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,140
TOMMY:
Pamela!
424
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,851
Pamela!
PAM: Whoa.
425
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,145
[tense music]
426
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,188
Hey, what?
- Bob Guccione,
427
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,857
he's got the tape.
PAM: Wait, what?
428
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,442
- Fucking shit never ends.
PAM: Wait.
429
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,860
What are you talking about?
430
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,779
TOMMY: Mickey just called me,
and Donna's best friend
431
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,115
Kimberly was Penthouse
Pet of the Month last December,
432
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,992
and she heard from somebody
at the mansion
433
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,410
he's got ahold of it.
434
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:47,496
- Well, where did he get it?
- No idea, but all I know
435
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,457
is, we're suing the shit out
of him.
436
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,125
- Suing him for what?
- For what he's gonna do.
437
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,210
PAM: What's he gonna do?
- Um, if I had to guess,
438
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,754
fucking running pictures.
439
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,048
- What? No--from the tape?
TOMMY: I mean, think about it.
440
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,467
He'd do anything
to stick it to Hef,
441
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:02,219
and what better way than
running a bunch of porno shots
442
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,181
of Hef's golden girl,
Ms. Playboy herself?
443
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,724
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
444
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,018
Maybe somebody just gave it
to him,
445
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,561
and he watched it,
that's it.
446
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,396
You know, he might not be
planning anything.
447
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,148
- I thought you were the one
that was obsessed
448
00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,399
with shutting this shit down.
449
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,193
- I am, I am, I am.
God, I am.
450
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,820
I just--
come on, suing Penthouse
451
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,238
when we just--
we don't even--
452
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,324
- Let's just talk to a lawyer,
right?
453
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,784
Get a professional opinion.
- A lawyer.
454
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,620
TOMMY: Yeah.
Let's just see what they say.
455
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,872
Who knows? Maybe I'm wrong.
456
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,749
- Tommy's absolutely right.
457
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,834
This calls
for swift preemptive action.
458
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,544
We file an invasion
of privacy lawsuit
459
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,213
against Guccione
and the magazine
460
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,757
while simultaneously
requesting injunctive relief.
461
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,926
- Injunctive relief?
SANDY: The judge makes sure
462
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,761
they don't publish
any images from the tape,
463
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,596
and if they defy
that order, then--
464
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,806
- We bring down
the shit hammer.
465
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,142
PAM: Okay,
um, yeah, but the tape,
466
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,644
it's stolen property.
467
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,770
I mean, wouldn't it be illegal
468
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,230
for him to run pictures
from it?
469
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,482
- You think that scumbag
gives a fuck about legal?
470
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,150
- He could always play
the First Amendment card.
471
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,027
Freedom of speech.
Freedom of the press.
472
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,363
- Totally, he loves that shit.
473
00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,447
- [sighs]
474
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,324
I'm just--I'm concerned.
475
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,034
- What--what--
476
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,828
what's your concern, Pamela?
477
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:17,086
- My concern is,
478
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,004
if he's not planning
to do anything and we sue,
479
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,048
he could suddenly decide
to do it to get back at us.
480
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,300
Plus, if we sue, it puts
all this attention on the tape.
481
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,010
It could turn it
into something way bigger
482
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,887
than it would have been,
and it kills off any chance
483
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,722
of the whole thing, you know,
staying underground
484
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,725
and just kind of fizzling out
on its own.
485
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,104
You know?
486
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,651
- Yeah.
487
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:42,361
You need to sue.
488
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,614
♪ ♪
489
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,617
[fax machine whirring]
490
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:55,624
♪ ♪
491
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,962
LAWYER 1: If you don't defend
your rights--
492
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,506
- It'd be a dangerous
precedent to set.
493
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,425
- You'd effectively be
letting them dictate
494
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,677
what you can and cannot print.
495
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,762
♪ ♪
496
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,806
- This is about
freedom of speech.
497
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,143
♪ ♪
498
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,979
The First Amendment.
499
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:19,440
Nobody's robbing Bob Guccione
500
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,319
of his God-given right
to free expression.
501
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,904
Pull 20 frames,
the nastiest bits,
502
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,115
and draw up a press release.
503
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,659
Penthouse has
the Pamela Anderson sex tape
504
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:31,994
and is publishing stills.
505
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,705
They want chicken, let's
play some fucking chicken.
506
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:41,670
♪ ♪
507
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,507
[knocking]
BURT: Yes?
508
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,760
- Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
are suing Penthouse.
509
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,013
Guccione's planning
to run images from the tape
510
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,389
in the magazine.
511
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,184
♪ ♪
512
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,602
Now is it news?
513
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,687
♪ ♪
514
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:12,076
- [humming]
515
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,883
[dramatic music]
516
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:32,054
♪ ♪
517
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,847
Oh, honey,
how could you not tell me?
518
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,517
I would have told you
in no uncertain terms,
519
00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,227
do not do it.
520
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,436
- Well, the lawyers--
every single one of them--
521
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:40,437
said to sue.
- Of course they did.
522
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,522
They're lawyers.
523
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,524
- And Tommy.
Tommy did too.
524
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:44,650
- Another alpha male.
525
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,110
- We had to defend our rights.
526
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:47,861
It sets a bad precedent.
527
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,071
- Who told you that,
528
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,782
the one in the red tie
or the blue paisley?
529
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,909
- Well, you try saying no
to a roomful of men.
530
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,786
- Honey, I do it all day long.
531
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:57,955
- [sighs]
Yeah, well, you know what?
532
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,623
I guess it's easier
for some women.
533
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,959
- No.
It's not easy for any woman.
534
00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:04,795
We are programmed from birth
to say yes to men,
535
00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,256
but it is a skill
you gotta learn.
536
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:14,138
I mean, this is just...
ugh.
537
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,224
- It's buried toward the back.
I mean...
538
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,102
maybe nobody will even see it.
539
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,062
Right?
540
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,440
[Stereo MC's' "Connected"]
541
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,234
SINGER:
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
542
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,653
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
543
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,947
♪ Ah, ah,
ah, ah ♪
544
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,991
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah,
something ain't right ♪
545
00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,660
SCOTT: The hell?
- You believe that?
546
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,203
SINGER:
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
547
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,706
SINGER: ♪ I'm gonna get myself,
I'm gonna get myself ♪
548
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:43,625
♪ I'm gonna get myself
connected ♪
549
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,502
♪ I ain't gonna go blind ♪
550
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,880
♪ For the light
which is reflected ♪
551
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,299
♪ I see through you ♪
552
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,509
♪ I see through you ♪
553
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,887
♪ I see through you ♪
554
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:55,971
♪ I see through you ♪
555
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,389
- Guys?
556
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,808
SINGER:
♪ Your dirty tricks ♪
557
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,019
♪ You make me sick ♪
558
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,228
♪ I see through you ♪
559
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,646
DIRECTOR: Cut!
560
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,357
Okay, I need this to move
a little bit this way.
561
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,443
SINGER:
♪ Gonna do it again ♪
562
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:11,445
- Ah!
Okay, I can move myself.
563
00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,655
SINGER:
♪ I'm gonna do it again ♪
564
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,865
DIRECTOR: Great.
565
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,158
SINGER:
♪ Gonna do it again ♪
566
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,410
♪ Gotta do right ♪
567
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,871
♪ 'Cause something
ain't right ♪
568
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,498
♪ Gotta do right ♪
569
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,916
TOMMY: You want some?
570
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,424
It was the right move.
571
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,636
He was gonna do it
whether we sued or not.
572
00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:41,433
Least now there's a chance
of stopping him.
573
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,980
Will you please say something?
574
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,576
You're seriously
not gonna say anything?
575
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,663
Come on.
- Please don't.
576
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,921
- I'm trying.
577
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,842
I feel like nothing I do
is good enough for you.
578
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,178
I mean, I can't win.
579
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,097
What do you want from me?
580
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,765
What else do you--
- Don't. Just shut up.
581
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,058
Shut up!
Shut up!
582
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,227
[glass shatters]
Just shut up!
583
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:28,272
[dramatic music]
584
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,859
♪ ♪
585
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:36,238
- It's one stupid
little article!
586
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,991
CAM GIRL 1: I can be bad.
[giggles]
587
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,034
Oh!
588
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,161
CAM GIRL 2:
It's my first time.
589
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,788
♪ ♪
590
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,540
CAM GIRL 3: Oh, you want
to see a little more?
591
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,250
I can show you a little bit.
592
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:51,086
CAM GIRL 4:
Oh, yes.
593
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,089
You want me to be your bitch?
594
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,216
CAM GIRL 3:
I mean, what if I take it off?
595
00:27:56,216 --> 00:28:03,223
♪ ♪
596
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:08,353
[indistinct chatter]
597
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:15,277
♪ ♪
598
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,122
- No.
599
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,542
Fuck Seattle.
600
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,587
[phone ringing]
601
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,505
[sighs]
602
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,470
PAM: This is Pam.
TOMMY: And this is--
603
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,013
PAM: No, Tommy!
Seriously.
604
00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,015
This is Pam.
TOMMY: Please leave a message!
605
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:46,850
PAM: [laughs]
[answering machine beeps]
606
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,310
GAIL: Hey, Pamela, it's Gail.
607
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:51,396
I just tried your cell.
Listen, give me a call.
608
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,273
It's about Glamour.
609
00:28:53,273 --> 00:28:55,275
I just got a call
from my person there.
610
00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,528
Just, um--
611
00:28:58,528 --> 00:28:59,988
Yeah--yeah, just call me.
612
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,368
JAY: Oh, speaking of Bob Dole,
yesterday the senator
613
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:07,496
attacked President Clinton's
record on crime, yeah.
614
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:09,581
Yeah, he said Clinton talks
like Dirty Harry
615
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,625
but acts like Barney Fife.
- Night, babe.
616
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:12,834
JAY: Yeah, apparently
this is Dole's way
617
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,544
of connecting
with the youth vote.
618
00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,171
[laughter]
619
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,714
Let's see.
What else is going on?
620
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,882
Oh, yeah, I don't know
if you guys heard about this.
621
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,300
You heard about this?
622
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,510
Apparently there's a love
tape going around
623
00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:24,054
of Pamela Anderson
and Tommy Lee.
624
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,472
Mm, yeah.
625
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:27,683
Yeah, a video showing
the two of them doing
626
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,894
all sorts of X-rated things
to each other on a boat.
627
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,604
Mm-hmm,
apparently they spend most
628
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,773
of the video
completely naked, yeah.
629
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,733
Or as Pam likes to call it,
work attire.
630
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,110
[laughter]
631
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,361
Yeah, boating safety experts
632
00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:41,321
are praising Pam for the tape.
633
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,949
In it, she sports not one
but two flotation devices.
634
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,243
Big ones.
Real big ones.
635
00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,619
She'll float.
She'll float forever.
636
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,996
We got a great show
for you tonight.
637
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,205
The Goo Goo Dolls are here.
Stick around.
638
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,748
We'll be right back.
639
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:52,916
[fax machine clicks]
640
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,877
[tense music]
641
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,504
♪ ♪
642
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,673
SANDY: Well, we had
this conversation.
643
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,216
Look, we filed
a continuance,
644
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,884
so we don't have to deal
with that right now.
645
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,263
♪ ♪
646
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:07,931
Hold on one second.
647
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,099
Lorraine?
648
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,018
- Yeah?
SANDY: Is this the only page?
649
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:13,270
- Uh, yes.
Why?
650
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,189
- I gotta call you back.
651
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:22,112
♪ ♪
652
00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:25,866
- Um, okay.
653
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:29,703
"Pursuant to rules 26 and 30
of the California rules
654
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,456
of civil procedure,
you are hereby notified
655
00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,584
tat on April 24, 1996,
at 10:00 a.m.
656
00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,419
counsel for defendants
will take the deposition
657
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,255
"of Pamela Anderson Lee
658
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,716
upon oral examination."
659
00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:45,135
[dramatic music]
660
00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,803
What?
Why is it just me?
661
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,308
- Maybe they come separate.
662
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,976
I don't know why they need
to talk to either of us.
663
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,561
We're the fucking plaintiffs.
664
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,480
What's there to say?
That's our shit.
665
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,522
Quit it.
666
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:02,027
Doesn't matter.
We're in this together.
667
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:07,032
♪ ♪
668
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,366
- [scoffs]
669
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:12,454
♪ ♪
670
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:15,916
[Third Eye Blind's
"Semi-Charmed Life"]
671
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:22,881
♪ ♪
672
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,175
SINGER: ♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
673
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,469
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
674
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,763
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
675
00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,389
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
676
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,183
♪ I'm packed and I'm holding,
I'm smiling ♪
677
00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:35,477
♪ She's living, she's golden,
she lives for me ♪
678
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:39,022
♪ Says she lives for me,
ovation, her own motivation ♪
679
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:41,858
♪ She comes round
and she goes down on me ♪
680
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:44,111
♪ And I make her smile
like a drug for you ♪
681
00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:46,446
♪ Do ever what you want to do,
coming over you ♪
682
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,490
♪ Keep on smiling
what we go through ♪
683
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,826
♪ One stop to the rhythm
that divides you ♪
684
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,453
♪ And I speak to you
like the chorus to the verse ♪
685
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,747
♪ Chop another line
like a coda with a curse ♪
686
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,916
♪ Come on like a freak show,
takes the stage ♪
687
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,751
♪ We give them the games
we play, she say ♪
688
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,963
♪ I want something else ♪
689
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:05,423
♪ To get me through this ♪
690
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,969
♪ Semi-charmed kind of life,
baby, baby ♪
691
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,055
♪ I want something else ♪
692
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:15,267
♪ I'm not listening
when you say ♪
693
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,103
♪ Goodbye ♪
694
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:20,438
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
695
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,732
♪ Doo-doo-doo,
doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
696
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,069
♪ I want something else ♪
697
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:31,908
♪ ♪
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