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Eve? How did you find me?
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What is she like? Helene?
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Why not just ask Villanelle?
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Do you believe in God?
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I have faith that
I'm not as shitty inside
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as some people think I am.
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I'm trying to show you
I've changed.
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Maybe I've changed.
Have you thought of that?
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Just dunk me!
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The funeral home
Rhian Bevan's body was taken to.
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Do you know Helene?
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Someone has been
hunting down and killing
members of The Twelve.
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That means they know
a damn sight more
than we do.
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Stop meddling.
You'll be arrested,
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and put in prison for
a long, long, long time.
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Vlad.
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Hello, traitor.
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Oh. I didn't kill you.
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Found her!
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So, what happens now?
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I lead you to salvation.
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Tell us what you know!
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I've nothing to tell.
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Does anyone here know
if this man speaks the truth?
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Come on! Fess up!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for visiting
the Tower of London.
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Have you got the tracker?
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Yes.
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Don't lose her.
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I guess I 've never known
anyone in my life
who really challenges me.
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But maybe you'll be different.
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How much longer
are we gonna be here?
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I'm sure we'll be
moving soon, Barbara.
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Okay. Question number 45,
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on what day did God create
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creatures who swim in the sea
and fly in the sky?
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Question number 46.
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Who killed Sisera
by stabbing him
in the head with a tent peg?
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Ouch!
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Question number 47.
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In John 11:35, Jesus wept.
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Why did he weep?
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Clue, it's not because his coach
broke down on the N4.
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I have something
I'd like to say.
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Okay. Is it about the quiz or...
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"There shall be
more joy in Heaven
over one sinner that repents
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"than over 99
righteous persons
that need no repentance. "
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Luke, Chapter 15.
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Thank you, Nelle.
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Okay, can you please
all pass your sheets
to the front?
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Okay, so to avoid
a repeat of last year,
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I've decided to
allocate you your tents,
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so if you can please
try and stick to your own.
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Barbara...
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Just leave it!
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♪♪♪♪
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He wants you gone.
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He knows something happened
between you and the daughter,
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he just doesn't know what.
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What are you doing here?
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What do you mean
what am I doing here?
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I'm here to guide you,
remember?
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I'm your spiritual guru.
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Er, first piece of advice...
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... don't eat the weird
camping food.
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Come.
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You want to know why
I look and sound like you?
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Don't deny it,
I can see into your brain.
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Come.
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Everyone experiences me
differently.
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I appear to some as an angel,
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to some as a voice
in the clouds,
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to some as a burning bush.
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But for you, I'm you in drag.
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Does that make sense?
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Yes.
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You and I both know
how well you're doing.
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Your goodness is really
starting to "pop".
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You just need to
convince him of it.
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You can't let him
stand in the way
of your transformation.
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He doesn't believe in me.
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Ah, he's just
threatened by you.
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Make things right
with the daughter,
and the vicar will follow.
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Go on.
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Go get them, tiger!
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Whoa...
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Knock, knock.
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And behold,
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the dove returned to Noah
with a freshly plucked
olive branch in her beak.
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You have to use
your imagination.
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I need to finish unpacking.
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Let me help you.
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I know you're scared of me.
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You tried to kill me.
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-Yet you're still alive.
-So you admit it?
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That's not the point.
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The point is I,
I didn't kill you!
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What does that matter?
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You tried to drown me
but it's fine because
you didn't finish the job?
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-It matters, okay?
-I don't understand.
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I'm a bad person
who's trying to be good.
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You know when one person
thinks you're evil,
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everyone else
starts to think it.
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And after a while,
you start to
believe it yourself.
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That's why it matters
that you're still alive.
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It's working.
I'm getting better.
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And it's all thanks to
being around people like you.
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Pack your bags, baby.
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I'm taking you to Paris.
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What is this?
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I know we agreed this is
gonna be a casual arrangement,
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but, I'm really starting
to feel, you know...
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Whoa! What are you doing?
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I told you before
this even started.
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No overnight stays,
no presents, no mini-breaks...
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I'm joking! Jesus!
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So the data from
the tampon tracker came back.
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Helene lives in
Champ de Mars in Paris.
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Why didn't you just say that?
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Give it...
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Can you see?
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Paris...
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I thought we could spend
a couple of days
doing reconnaissance.
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We can stake out her house,
we can track her movements
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and get a real sense
of how she operates
on her ground.
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Or I could just knock
on the front door.
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Or you could just knock
on the front door.
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Yeah, why didn't I
think of that?
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You know, you really were
wasted behind that desk at MI5.
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Isn't it time for
one of your meal breaks?
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How do you know
she won't just kill you?
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I mean, The Twelve, they've
probably got your mug shot
up on the wall, right?
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"Axe murderer, refuse entry."
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Hey, I'm just trying to inject
a little know-how
into your revenge.
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Well, what if your know-how
isn't the only know-how
worth knowing?
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You know what you are?
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You're like one of those people,
they adopt a lion cub.
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They're like "Oh, no,
we have a connection,
it would never hurt me!"
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And then, it rips
their stupid head off.
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Wait, I'm not saying
that you're stupid, I'm just...
Where are you going?
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For a second opinion.
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Oh, a second opinion...
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♪♪♪♪
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I want to
show you something.
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Won't your dad be angry?
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Probably.
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Oi!
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Barbara, okay.
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Are you going to kill me now?
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No, I'm going to save you.
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There is something
all coiled-up in you
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and it's stopping you
from being who you want to be.
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There's only one way
to uncoil it.
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You try, Nelle, let yourself go!
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Oh!
You did it!
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She's totally into you again!
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What's the matter?
Aren't you pleased?
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No, I'm really pleased.
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You want to spin with me?
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It's a little juvenile for me...
Are you kidding?
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Of course I do!
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-Hey.
-Oh, hey, this, erm...
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This is for meeting me
last minute, thank you.
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I can't take alcohol
into a secure unit.
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So what did you want to ask me?
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I've got five minutes
until my cannibal.
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How do you get
what you want out of them?
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You mean my patients?
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Yeah, but the really
dangerous ones,
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not the one-hit-wonders.
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Eve, what I "want out of them"
is to help them.
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Oh, please. Go on.
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Okay, uh, generally,
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people only talk if
they think they're getting
something in return.
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Work out what they want
and then give it to them.
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Or appear to give it to them.
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So, if I know the person
wants to be challenged,
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I should just go ahead
and challenge her?
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Just knock on her door,
so to speak?
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A direct approach might work,
but I wouldn't recommend it.
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If there's a problem, I have
a personal alarm and two nurses
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and a decade of experience
protecting me from them.
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Well, maybe I'm more
of a "them" these days
than I am a "you".
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Thanks for your help.
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How is Villanelle?
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Oh, you know.
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She's a Christian now.
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Is that possible?
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Human beings
like to believe in change.
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But what do you think?
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I think reinvention
is a form of avoidance.
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Don't get eaten.
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How's the midlife crisis going?
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Swimmingly.
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There will be a proper debrief
in due course.
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But first, we require
a little co-operation.
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I'm sorry for this.
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Don't be. If I were
in your position,
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I'd be hooking
my nipples up to electrodes.
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I'd forgotten
what an awful flirt you are.
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Shall we?
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She visits a sex club
in Swindon once a month.
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Very good.
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She has a birthmark,
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in the shape of a donkey
on her left buttock.
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Indeed, an arse on her arse.
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Anything else?
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She's also addicted to opiates.
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And the last one.
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This one is
a self-serving egotist
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who thinks solely
with his nether regions.
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He's prime for a honey-trapping.
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Is that all you want from me?
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For now.
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In that case, I want
a new passport,
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access to whatever files
I haven't seen
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and an office
that doesn't smell of dysentery.
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We wouldn't even let you
into the building,
let alone give you an office.
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Is that right?
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You defected, Carolyn.
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To help you smoke out
The Twelve, Vlad,
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like you've always wanted,
like I've always wanted.
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But now I want it slightly more
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because one of them
ordered the death of my son.
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I hear what you're
saying, but...
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Forgive me.
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People here don't like rats.
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It's for your safety
more than anything.
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Once this new information
comes good,
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we'll set you up
with all the resources you need.
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May, a word?
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Where have you two been?
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I took Nelle to the clearing.
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You missed Capture the Flag.
You've always loved that game.
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Yeah, well, people change.
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Well, can't you see that's
what I'm worried about?
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I think he's really
warming to me.
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He's such a hypocrite.
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He doesn't want me
to be around you,
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but he's not
so different himself.
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Me and him?
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The same?
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You think you've done
some bad stuff, but...
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But what?
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I shouldn't say.
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It's not fair for you
to have to keep his secrets.
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Jesus would want you
to be honest.
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He killed my mum.
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Er, say that again.
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He tells everyone that
"Mary died in a car crash".
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But he leaves out
the most important part.
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He was the one who was driving.
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He was the one who was drunk.
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Please, you can't tell anyone.
255
00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:58,599
Of course not.
256
00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:14,559
Am I Hitler?
257
00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:16,359
Yes!
258
00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:19,720
Who did this?
259
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,599
It's just a game, Nelle.
260
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,640
Ah!
261
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,079
Okay.
262
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,960
Okay, well, now
it's my turn to write one!
263
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,079
Yes!
264
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,119
Yeah.
265
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,799
It's Bible themed.
266
00:19:39,839 --> 00:19:41,160
So you're going to love it!
267
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,759
Yes!
268
00:19:44,039 --> 00:19:45,240
It's what we like!
269
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,440
Okay.
270
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,759
Am I a man?
271
00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:55,160
No.
272
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,240
No?
273
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,079
Am I alive?
274
00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,319
No.
275
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:02,200
Am I a contemporary of Jesus?
276
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,480
- Yes.
- No.
277
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:04,519
No. Actually...
278
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,480
Did... Did I say Bible-themed?
279
00:20:12,519 --> 00:20:13,920
Yes.
280
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,519
I meant Phil-themed.
281
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,640
Phil-themed?
282
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,160
Yes.
283
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,720
Nelle, what are you doing?
284
00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:28,160
No, it's okay, May.
It can be about me,
if that's what Nelle wants.
285
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,519
At least she's taking part.
286
00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:33,920
Er, okay, Nelle.
So, it's me-themed.
287
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,759
Is it someone I know?
288
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,039
Knew.
289
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Am I my mother?
290
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,960
No.
291
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:48,519
Am I our old cat?
292
00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:51,279
Do you want a clue?
293
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,440
You were killed unlawfully.
294
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,920
I don't know anyone that
was killed unlawfully...
295
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,720
Oh, think a bit harder.
296
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:11,519
Do you give up?
297
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,359
The answer is
298
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,759
your dead wife
299
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:27,200
who you killed in a car crash
when you were drunk.
300
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,359
Yeah.
301
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,160
Better luck next time.
302
00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:42,039
I'll get the sausages.
303
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,440
That was not
what we discussed.
304
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,519
Did you see his face?
305
00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,720
Don't ever do something
without running it
past me again,
306
00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:00,960
or I will smite you!
307
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:12,680
I can't be mad at you.
308
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:19,359
You know, if you hadn't
called him out,
I would've had to.
309
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,559
No, we can't have
murderers as vicars.
310
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,680
Er, you can't?
311
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:25,880
I didn't mean you.
312
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,200
-Oh.
-You're fine.
313
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,599
You're not pretending
to be perfect.
314
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,799
Now, you've been naughty, sure.
315
00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:37,559
But he, has a really
nasty streak.
316
00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:42,839
You know, I once took
the devil out of a man
in Gerasa
317
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,720
and put him into
a herd of pigs.
318
00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,720
People loved it.
319
00:22:47,759 --> 00:22:50,519
And guess what?
They're going to love you too.
320
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,920
You've saved them from
the evil in their midst.
321
00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:01,759
Don't worry!
I'm back!
322
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,640
What's the matter?
323
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:11,880
Did someone get murdered?
324
00:23:14,839 --> 00:23:16,279
Okay...
325
00:23:16,319 --> 00:23:19,200
You, Malala, unpack these.
326
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,240
You get some more wood
for the fire.
327
00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:25,920
You, put some music on.
Huh? This is supposed to fun.
328
00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:30,480
I knew you was bad inside.
I saw it from the beginning.
329
00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:33,599
Nobody cares
what you think, Barbara.
330
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,200
I do.
331
00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,319
Did you not see what happened?
332
00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:43,319
I, er... I cast out a demon.
333
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,880
He's not the demon.
It's you who should go, missy.
334
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,119
Yes!
335
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,559
Why are... Why are you
defending the vicar?
336
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:53,279
He killed his wife
and then he lied about it!
337
00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,599
Whatever he did,
it's in the past.
338
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,000
It's the man he is today
we care about.
339
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,279
What about the woman I am now?
340
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,319
Do you know how many times
I've won Parishioner
of the Week award?
341
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,559
Cos you invented it!
342
00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:11,319
Yeah!
343
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,279
There's a saying in my family.
344
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:16,519
You can put a wig on shit,
but it still stinks of shit!
345
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:34,480
You said they'd love me!
346
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,599
A rat, for a rat.
347
00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:50,759
How many toilet breaks
do you think you're
gonna need, a day?
348
00:25:52,279 --> 00:25:54,480
I'm doing a rota
for the stake-out.
How many toilet breaks?
349
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,440
You're loving this,
aren't you?
350
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,559
Aren't you?
351
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,720
I might not come out of this.
352
00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:08,400
I'm gonna give you four,
in case of nervous poos.
353
00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:16,440
When we get there,
I want to have steak.
354
00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:19,000
Steak!
355
00:26:36,279 --> 00:26:37,759
I thought you wanted
to eat steak.
356
00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:41,039
I did.
It's overdone.
357
00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:43,160
Okay, what is going on?
358
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,079
On the way here you were
all Dragon Tattooand now,
you're what, you're, Eeyore?
359
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,519
Can we just get the bill?
360
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,759
You are not going to die.
361
00:26:55,799 --> 00:26:57,400
We are not even
going to go near her.
362
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,279
This is just a recce.
363
00:26:59,319 --> 00:27:00,519
And I really know
what I'm doing.
364
00:27:00,559 --> 00:27:01,799
Yusuf, please.
365
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,960
Have you taken
the steak knife?
366
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,880
-What? No, of course not...
-Show me your bag.
367
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,519
-No!
-Show me it.
368
00:27:27,559 --> 00:27:28,680
-No, I...
-I'll take a look.
369
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,039
No! No, no, no...
370
00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:31,079
-Eve...
-Stop it. No!
371
00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:34,400
Okay.
372
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,119
You wanna do it your way?
373
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,240
You want to knock on
that door, without knowing
what's on the other side,
374
00:27:42,279 --> 00:27:43,920
and you think that this
is gonna protect you?
375
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,960
Well, it has before.
376
00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:48,440
Eve, you want to hunt down
The Twelve,
377
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,319
you wanna kill the top brass,
378
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:53,559
you wanna die while doing it,
you have my support,
one hundred percent.
379
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,839
But this way, you will die
before you even get close.
380
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Gotta hold something back
for what's to come.
381
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,680
Let's get out of here.
382
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,680
Right, thanks, I'll get it.
383
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,119
I'll get it.
384
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,880
-I will get it.
-We will split it.
385
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,440
It's worse for me.
386
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,400
It probably...
387
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,240
Now Marina thinks
I'm just a terrible cook!
388
00:28:35,279 --> 00:28:37,359
Oh, yes, I forgot.
389
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:42,079
I've brought you, a present.
390
00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:44,759
A present?
391
00:28:44,799 --> 00:28:46,680
What have I done
to deserve this?
392
00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:56,839
It had infiltrated
my kitchen cupboard.
393
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,400
A little light intimidation.
394
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,960
You know my people
wouldn't be doing their jobs
correctly without it.
395
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
So has my information
proved useful?
396
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,079
Partially.
397
00:29:22,319 --> 00:29:24,079
Please, tell me.
398
00:29:24,119 --> 00:29:27,599
How can someone be
partially blackmailed?
399
00:29:28,039 --> 00:29:29,920
Well,
400
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,440
the child with the floppy hair,
he has fallen hard
for his honey-trap...
401
00:29:35,519 --> 00:29:37,880
What are you keeping
from me, Vlad?
402
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,799
Don't try and outsmart me.
You haven't got the neurons.
403
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:43,599
Mmm.
404
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:51,279
The woman with the ass
on her ass,
405
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,559
she was found dead
about an hour ago.
406
00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,039
She hanged herself.
407
00:30:00,359 --> 00:30:02,400
Fortunately, her children
weren't there.
408
00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:11,720
Well...
409
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,240
-These things happen.
-Hmm.
410
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,720
Drugs ruin lives.
411
00:30:20,759 --> 00:30:22,119
Mmm.
412
00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:37,519
If the waiter comes,
I'm going to have the veal.
413
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:41,440
Excuse me just a moment...
414
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,680
Come to get this?
415
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,160
Actually, I've come
to cook you dinner.
416
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,160
But I'll take it.
417
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:29,599
What are we having?
418
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,559
Shepherd's pie.
419
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,119
Where are your knives?
420
00:32:42,039 --> 00:32:43,039
Ah!
421
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:53,039
You want to know
how I knew it was a tracker?
422
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:57,279
I don't use applicator tampons.
423
00:32:57,319 --> 00:32:58,720
I've never understood
women who can't insert
424
00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:00,160
their own fingers
into themselves -
425
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,519
Ah!
426
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,039
Ooh, let me see.
427
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,079
Ooh.
428
00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:16,119
I feel rude
you cooking me dinner
429
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,759
when I hardly know
anything about you.
430
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:20,559
Tell me about yourself.
431
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:25,160
I like holidays, dogs,
long walks on the beach.
432
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,680
And?
433
00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:30,279
And I want to
bring down The Twelve.
434
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:32,119
I want to cut the head
off the monster.
435
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,119
That's wonderful.
436
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:35,720
I like all of those
things too.
437
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,880
And guess what?
438
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,599
I also want to cut
the head off the monster.
439
00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:44,039
Really?
440
00:33:44,079 --> 00:33:46,480
Amazing isn't it,
when you find someone
you can really connect with?
441
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,160
It's so rare!
442
00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:50,440
-But you're one of those...
-So?
443
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,960
So why would you want
to destroy them?
444
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,519
Oh.
445
00:34:04,279 --> 00:34:06,160
So this is what you're into.
446
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,840
Torturing your way
through The Twelve,
447
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,400
picking them off one by one.
448
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,000
I don't usually do
the torture myself.
449
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,920
This is a special treat.
450
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,519
Does it hurt?
451
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,360
Only if I let it.
452
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:40,480
Don't move.
453
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:52,079
I've only got lobster tail.
454
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:04,320
You don't have to do this alone.
455
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,719
Who's at the top?
456
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,840
I'll tell you after dessert.
457
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:31,400
Chloe, this is
my new friend Eve.
458
00:35:33,119 --> 00:35:35,960
Eve is the best
bedtime storyteller
in the world.
459
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,159
Would you like her
to read you a story?
460
00:35:46,159 --> 00:35:48,280
She won't let you go
until you've done it.
461
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,440
She's got her mother's
determination.
462
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,320
Oh, come on,
don't ruin the moment.
463
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:29,639
Who's at the top?
464
00:36:29,679 --> 00:36:32,559
If you're so up for a challenge,
work it out yourself.
465
00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:36,920
You're right.
466
00:36:45,119 --> 00:36:50,400
Hey, hey!
What it is you want
to do exactly?
467
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,199
I'll tell you
after dessert sometime.
468
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:27,519
I didn't see what you saw.
I saw something, something good.
469
00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:30,679
And now?
470
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,440
And now I don't think
anyone could love her.
471
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,079
I think she's the devil!
472
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,440
Help!
473
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,079
There, there.
474
00:38:22,559 --> 00:38:23,719
Come on.
475
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,639
Don't hate yourself.
476
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:39,360
You were the perfect
little lamb.
477
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,199
A shepherd like me
couldn't have...
478
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,519
Very good.
479
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,599
You really got me.
480
00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:56,199
No one else could've done it.
481
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:58,880
I thought I could do it.
482
00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:01,639
Oh, baby.
483
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:04,639
You didn't stand a chance.
484
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,519
Hmm.
485
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,559
Oh, don't stop now.
486
00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:49,639
Huh?
487
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,920
Come on, finish the job!
488
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:58,199
Boo-hoo!
489
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,039
Three suspected members
of The Twelve murdered so far.
490
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:39,519
All of them by sadistic torture.
491
00:40:39,559 --> 00:40:41,519
Interesting. Continue.
492
00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:44,360
Helene is as clueless
as we are.
493
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,079
She is
torturing each member
to get to the next.
494
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:48,639
I killed two people last night
495
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,440
after I really tried
really hard not to.
496
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,199
Salud.
497
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,519
Women are so much
worse than men.
No one told me.
498
00:40:54,559 --> 00:40:56,119
We'll have a bottle.
499
00:40:56,159 --> 00:40:58,039
Is there anything
you'd like to tell me?
500
00:40:58,079 --> 00:40:59,320
Things are difficult.
501
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,760
You scare off the customers.
502
00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:04,960
I feel like shit.
503
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,280
All of the time.
504
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,840
Chubby bangers!
505
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,360
Special treat for Mr Big Boss.
506
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:11,519
Hi.
507
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,079
I need help.
508
00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:15,119
I barely had a chance
to wash my bed.
509
00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:16,440
Villanelle's in my room.
510
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,519
What?
511
00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:18,639
I think she's killed again.
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