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Huh. Says here Joe Sylvania up and croaked.
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- We knew that already.
- We didn't know it, we heard it.
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Could've been a wild rumour.
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When I hear a 98-year-old man died,
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- I'm not overly suspicious.
- 98?
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Good gravy, there sure are
a lot of old coots in this town.
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Good thing we already
snagged our burial plots.
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- You did buy our burial plots, right?
- Of course I did.
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Months ago. It's beautiful.
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Up on the small hill, overlooking the town,
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facing west so I'll be able
to enjoy every sunset.
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Sounds sweet.
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I bet my corpse is really
going to enjoy it up there.
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- No, that's where mine is.
- Yours?
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You mean you didn't buy us plots
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- next to each other?
- Nope.
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I'm on the hill, third row centre,
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Mike on one side and TBD on the other.
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- TBD?
- "To be determined," or "dead."
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Not sure who that'll be yet,
but the plot was taken.
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So we won't be buried beside each other?
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How could you?
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Do you honestly not
remember this conversation?
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I got our burial plots.
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Up on the hill, side by side,
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- facing west...
- Holy hell, is that the price?
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I'm not spending that kind of dough
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on a hole in the ground.
I want something cheaper.
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So I got you something cheaper.
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I assumed you'd want to move with me.
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Never assume.
If you do, you end up in a hole
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- on the north side of the cemetery.
- North side?
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That's where the public bathrooms are.
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Ah, well, your sense of
smell really drops off
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- after you're dead.
- There could be seepage!
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♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪
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Yes! Hydro bill, paid!
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Boom! Cable bill, paid.
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Booyakka!
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Happy Birthday, Auntie Marilyn.
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That honking sound is kind of annoying.
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Suck it up. It's the sound of productivity.
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Ticking things off my virtual "to do" list.
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Can you turn the sound off
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- so it doesn't...
- Shaboogaloo!
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Dental cleaning, booked!
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Here you go. Club sandwich and soup,
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and grilled cheese and fries. Enjoy.
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Uh... I didn't want fries.
I ordered a salad.
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- You did?
- Yeah, could you fix that for me?
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- I hate to be like a "Karen..."
- But you are a Karen.
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No, you know, the meme.
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All the "Karens," complaining about things.
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Demanding to speak to the manager.
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Uh, I am the manager. Is she okay?
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She was a minute ago. Touch your nose.
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I mean my name, Karen, gets used a lot
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to refer to women who complain.
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- I never knew that.
- Everyone knows that.
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- You all knew that, right?
- Oh, I didn't, but I'll try.
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Lacey, can I have a
Karen-sized piece of pie?
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No, that's not...
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Could you Karen me up some crackers?
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That wasn't even close.
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All right, we're doing our best.
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You don't have to Karen our heads off.
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That's getting there.
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Do you guys keep hearing honking?
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It's me, and I've never felt so alive.
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Well, the honking is very annoying.
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- Are you almost done feeling alive?
- Sadly, yes.
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I'm almost finished my list.
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I need to find more things to do.
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Ooh, I can add that to my list.
"Start new list...
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for future... lists."
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Oof!
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Hiya, Oscar.
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I've been getting calls
about you digging up bodies.
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Sounds kinda far-fetched,
but not too far-fetched.
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I'm not digging up bodies like a ghoul.
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I'm planning how I would dig
up bodies if they'd let me.
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That's less illegal,
but only a little less weird.
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Look... if Sally Jones'
bones were shifted up here,
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and we popped up Eugene Filligan,
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and drag his corpse over here,
that opens up this hole,
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getting me closer
to being planted beside Emma.
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All I'd need to do is have
Ike dig up his brother,
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like I offered him 50 bucks to do!
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I'm not moving Mike. He was a homebody.
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Brent, do you have any room in your storage?
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Mine's full, and I need
to put this box somewhere.
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Mine's jammed, too. I could
store it up on the roof for you.
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- The roof?
- Yeah, I keep some of my stuff up there.
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Like my hockey equipment.
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You're lucky I store it up there.
It gets pretty ripe.
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Wow. Thoughtful and off-putting.
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You know, we should build
a small extension out back.
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Nothing huge,
but big enough for extra storage
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- and a walk-in freezer.
- Renovations are too expensive.
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Wouldn't cost as much as you think.
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- See? Hank agrees with me.
- You think that strengthens your argument?
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Come on, Brent.
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There must be something you'd like to do
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if you had a little extra space.
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Well... I have always
wanted a proper office.
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Man, I could do some real
high-level CEO business then.
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Then let's do it.
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We have nothing but space
behind our building.
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It's just dirt, and then
the curvature of the Earth.
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I don't know...
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Cheaper to build space than to buy space,
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and I could do the work for you
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so you don't have to hire a contractor.
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I have all the tools.
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I even have tools to make more
tools, if it comes to that.
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Get on board, Brent. This could be great.
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Ah... Okay, all right.
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Fine. We'll do it.
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But we need to fix a budget and stick to it,
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and Hank does all the work.
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Yes. Small and simple.
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What did she call me?
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You know, just saying the phrase,
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"I'm not a ghoul"
doesn't make this less ghoulish.
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Pipe down, and let me study my body map.
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Okay, just gonna pretend
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I didn't hear Oscar say "body map"
and order a coffee.
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Who is this "TBD" bag of bones
crawling into my hole?
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Definitely don't want to
know what that's about.
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You don't need to steal someone's grave.
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Coffee and earplugs over here!
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You don't have to be buried there
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- to be with Emma forever.
- Oh, okay,
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I see what you're talking about,
and Davis is right.
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Who cares where you end up?
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The important thing is that
you're with your life partner,
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- together, forever.
- You're right!
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Oh, I've got an idea.
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Maybe I should go keep an eye on him.
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That man is a few cards
short of a full Karen.
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Huh. Doesn't anyone know how to use that?
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10... 11...
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12.
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A walk-in freezer...
I'll cut costs buying in bulk.
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Oh, I wish I had a break room, too.
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Somewhere to gather my thoughts.
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Maybe a candle, soft music... No. Nope.
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I made a deal, and I'm not
going to start upping the cost.
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Cost-wise, there isn't much difference
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between building 300 square feet
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- or 600 square feet.
- Really?
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All right, I don't want
to be the budget sheriff,
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but rein in your horses, little missy.
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You've been out here six minutes,
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and the price is already escalating.
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Oh, yeah, you should put in an escalator.
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- Escalator?
- To get to the roof.
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Safer than climbing a ladder.
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Oh, but it's only one way.
How would you get down?
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Slide.
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Hi, Karen. Where's Davis?
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I don't know. He had his own stuff to do.
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Where is Lacey? I have stuff to do too.
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I don't have time for a two-hour lunch.
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Huh, you must have a pretty good life going
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if your biggest complaint
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is "too long a lunch break"... "Karen."
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Yes! That's how you use it!
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A "Karen" is an entitled,
overly righteous woman who...
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Oh no... What have I done?
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Can you knock off the honking?
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Can I? Yes.
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Will I?
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I'm trying to concentrate on something here,
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and that's a real pain in the...
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Hey, I have list upon list of things to do.
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"Remember to annoy Brent."
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Done.
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Ooh, that was a good one!
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- What are you working on?
- I'm trying to figure out
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what this expansion is going to cost.
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Oh, renovations are
all about task management.
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You just need some lists
to keep you on track.
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"Buy wallpaper... Some nice floor tile..."
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Tile? Who am I, Reese Witherspoon?
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Oh, this thing is so great.
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Organize and buy all through one app.
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It's the brainchild
of a new software start-up.
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Check out their website.
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- They're set up in a pub?
- No, that's their work space.
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Pinball, foosball, basketball hoop...
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All these tech companies set up their office
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- like it's a frat house.
- That's an office?
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...and this is where I'll put
my air hockey table.
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Ordered.
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There you are, Emma. I have great news.
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That's how all his bad news starts.
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I sold your burial plot back to the town!
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You did what?!
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Now you're free to be
with me wherever. Forever.
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Sometimes you make me
so mad I could Karen you!
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That was a real Karen thing to do.
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- Nice move, Karen!
- Oh, god, it's spreading.
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They've become Karen-aware.
Why did I bring this up?
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And over here,
we put the comic book carousel.
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Okay...
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first you're Cheapo the budget sheriff,
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but now suddenly you have
carousels and hammocks?
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Don't forget the trampoline.
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How is there room for...
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Oh... Momma like.
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Well, if Brent gets a hammock
and a trampoline,
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I'm building my break room.
You can do that, right, Hank?
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Well, I mean, anything is possible.
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I just have to make some adjustments.
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I'll need more paper and more blue crayons.
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- Blue crayons?
- For blueprints.
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If you're gonna do something, do it right.
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Changed your mind, eh? Real Brent move.
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It'll catch on.
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Do you think we have space
for the "Power Hang 8,"
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or do I need to settle
for the "Comfort Taco 200"?
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This one plays white noise,
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but this one has a gyroscopic cup holder.
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Oh, baby, tell me what a good
productive girl I've been.
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Do I need to leave you two alone?
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I always want you to leave me alone.
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So, why are you here, and how
do we make the honking stop?
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I'm ordering stuff for your office.
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Order paperclip.
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Paperclip.
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Paperclip!
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- How many do you need? 200?
- Zero hundred paperclips.
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They're just lazy staples.
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Then pick an executive hammock already,
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so I can get that sweet 'n' spicy honk.
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Maybe hammocks are passé.
Should I get a napping pod?
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Oh...
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Actually, if you could
leave us alone for a minute,
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that, uh, that'd be great.
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There's gotta be somewhere
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Emma and I can be buried side by side.
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Who do we know with a big backyard?
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You don't need to be buried.
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You could be cremated
and sprinkled somewhere nice,
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or planted as a tree.
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00:11:14,364 --> 00:11:16,498
Heck, you could even get mixed in with ink
249
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,999
and tattooed onto somebody.
250
00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:19,868
Spend eternity on a biker?
251
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,905
Do you have to gun your engine like that?
252
00:11:23,907 --> 00:11:25,440
What are you yapping about?
253
00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:28,009
Why does your stupid bike
have to be so loud?
254
00:11:28,011 --> 00:11:29,411
Ever heard of a muffler?
255
00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:32,114
I like it loud. It sounds cool.
256
00:11:32,116 --> 00:11:34,249
Would you rather
I roll around on a skateboard?
257
00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:36,051
In cargo shorts and a golf shirt?
258
00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,719
I wouldn't mind if you put on a shirt.
259
00:11:37,721 --> 00:11:39,755
I'm getting sunburned out here.
260
00:11:39,757 --> 00:11:42,357
You could use a little colour.
You're pale as hell.
261
00:11:42,359 --> 00:11:46,862
- I'm dead, jackass!
- Okay, okay, getting a little tired
262
00:11:46,864 --> 00:11:48,897
of my own tattoo calling me a jackass.
263
00:11:48,899 --> 00:11:51,066
That's the fifth time this morning.
264
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:53,635
How you gonna get rid of me? I'm ink.
265
00:11:53,637 --> 00:11:54,803
I'm gonna hit the highway
266
00:11:54,805 --> 00:11:56,905
and lay the bike down hard at 60,
267
00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:59,441
try and peel you off on the pavement.
268
00:11:59,443 --> 00:12:02,511
Whoa. They can do it with lasers now.
269
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:08,049
No, I wasn't suggesting that,
270
00:12:08,051 --> 00:12:10,385
or anything remotely like that.
271
00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:12,888
My point is, when it comes to a final exit,
272
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,957
the world is your nearly expired oyster.
273
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,592
Ah...
274
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:31,973
Not sure a catapult would get
you all the way to the sun.
275
00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:34,810
Maybe come up with
something Emma would like.
276
00:12:34,812 --> 00:12:37,512
Oh, who knows what that woman wants?
277
00:12:39,016 --> 00:12:41,283
Excuse me, Miss Police Lady.
278
00:12:41,285 --> 00:12:43,251
Riding your bike on the sidewalk?
279
00:12:43,253 --> 00:12:46,888
- Somebody is being a real Wanda.
- Thanks!
280
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,723
She's smart.
281
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:51,821
Heya, Lacey. Thought you might like to know
282
00:12:51,845 --> 00:12:53,995
that Brent asked me to make some orders.
283
00:12:53,997 --> 00:12:56,932
- A ball pit?!
- Big one.
284
00:12:56,934 --> 00:13:00,035
Any big-ticket items you
might consider adding? Hmm?
285
00:13:00,037 --> 00:13:02,604
- I'll order 'em.
- I was just thinking
286
00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:05,574
how nice it would be to have a wine fridge.
287
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,244
One lame fridge?
That's like going to a buffet
288
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,712
- and filling up on napkins.
- Oh, you're right.
289
00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:12,581
Make it a whole wine room.
290
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,517
Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's pump
the brakes on this horse.
291
00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:17,986
I wasn't planning for a whole other room.
292
00:13:17,988 --> 00:13:20,589
I know, Hank, but it's like you said.
293
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,258
We have nothing but space.
294
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:27,262
- I think you're the one who...
- And so we might as well use it, right?
295
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,781
- You said that too.
- I did?
296
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,534
Well, I must know what I'm talking about.
297
00:13:34,638 --> 00:13:35,837
I figured it out.
298
00:13:35,839 --> 00:13:38,173
I've come up with the
perfect burial solution.
299
00:13:38,175 --> 00:13:40,742
The solution is to buy my plot back.
300
00:13:40,744 --> 00:13:43,879
- Did you do that?
- No, my idea is better.
301
00:13:43,881 --> 00:13:46,882
First, we're laid to rest on our mattress.
302
00:13:46,884 --> 00:13:49,484
Then they roll us up like a burrito.
303
00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:53,021
Then we're catapulted out
the window into a rose planter
304
00:13:53,023 --> 00:13:55,423
which Brent has attached
to a hot air balloon,
305
00:13:55,425 --> 00:13:58,927
and we float into eternity.
306
00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:01,096
So we're dying at the same time?
307
00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:04,366
Is this a murder-suicide,
or a "Thelma and Louise" deal?
308
00:14:04,368 --> 00:14:06,768
I combined all your favourite things!
309
00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:10,171
Sleeping, roses, burritos, balloons!
310
00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:11,873
Brent, for some reason.
311
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,175
- Catapults?
- I can't have one thing?
312
00:14:14,177 --> 00:14:16,912
I just want peace and quiet
on a nice hilltop,
313
00:14:16,914 --> 00:14:18,813
and if you can't manage that,
314
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:21,283
- I'll get the plot back myself.
- Fine, go ahead,
315
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:23,118
if that's the hill you want to die on.
316
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,287
You'll be sorry when
you're feedin' the worms,
317
00:14:25,289 --> 00:14:28,990
and I'm on the surface of the sun! Baah!
318
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,127
The sun?
319
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:37,257
My idiot husband sold my burial plot.
320
00:14:37,259 --> 00:14:39,593
- I want to buy it back.
- Ooh, boy.
321
00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:41,595
That's a bit of a sticky situation, Emma.
322
00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:45,933
See, I'd be happy to sell it
to you, but someone bought it.
323
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,935
Already? Vultures.
324
00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:51,438
- Who is it?
- I can't disclose that. Privacy.
325
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:56,059
So on and so forth. My hands are tied.
326
00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:58,712
I'm afraid I have to put my foot down.
327
00:14:59,514 --> 00:15:03,951
Here I go, putting it down...
328
00:15:03,953 --> 00:15:05,886
Fine, take it.
329
00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:11,091
Well, that sneaky, no good...
330
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:16,230
Ooh! Brent, look at my hot tub!
331
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:19,099
Cool, and check out this ball pit.
332
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:21,835
I can't wait to struggle to get out of it.
333
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,404
Hang on. Where did the hot tub come from?
334
00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:25,672
We don't have space for that.
335
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,208
Oh, we'll just move some things around.
336
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,444
Well, we might have to lose the zipline.
337
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,479
I'm not going to walk out to the pumps.
338
00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:34,481
Maybe we could double up on some things.
339
00:15:34,649 --> 00:15:36,583
Combine the koi pond and the wine room?
340
00:15:36,585 --> 00:15:40,187
You think we want drunk fish? We don't.
341
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,356
What about a BBQ ball pit?
342
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,525
- You can eat ribs while you're ballin'.
- I beg your pardon?
343
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,861
Listen, we have the space.
344
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,196
Just build another addition,
345
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,732
and then Brent won't get sauce
all over his...
346
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:55,236
Oh, I beg my pardon. Just make it.
347
00:15:56,504 --> 00:15:58,438
Oh, my Zen garden!
348
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,641
Lacey's right. You'll make it work.
349
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,010
Fine! I just need time to think.
350
00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:05,112
I'll be in your office.
351
00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:09,383
This is stupid.
352
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,419
I thought marriage was about
being together forever.
353
00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:15,989
Nobody ever said anything
about death doing us part.
354
00:16:15,991 --> 00:16:17,991
- They really should have.
- It's okay.
355
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:20,327
When you die, your bodies don't matter.
356
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,663
You'll be together in spirit.
357
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:25,432
Spirit? Yeah... I could haunt her.
358
00:16:25,434 --> 00:16:27,301
A little shuffling, a little moaning,
359
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:30,337
slam some cupboards.
I'm great at all those things.
360
00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:33,540
If you're a ghost, and Emma dies peacefully,
361
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:36,176
wouldn't you get stuck on Earth without her?
362
00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:38,045
Those are the ghost rules.
363
00:16:39,014 --> 00:16:41,666
Why have an afterlife
if I don't get to spend it
364
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,552
- with my favourite person?
- Is that how you really feel?
365
00:16:45,554 --> 00:16:49,589
Oh, look who it is! The hole-loving traitor.
366
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,326
Oscar, I've changed my mind.
367
00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,662
I think it's important
that we're buried together.
368
00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,563
But first I need to confront
369
00:16:56,565 --> 00:16:58,832
the person who bought my plot. Karen!
370
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:02,436
According to Fitzy,
you bought it out from under me.
371
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,538
What?! No, I didn't!
372
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,506
Well, your name's on it.
373
00:17:06,508 --> 00:17:09,910
If you didn't buy it,
someone bought it for you.
374
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:12,332
- That would be weird.
- Would it?
375
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:19,487
I did it. I almost ran out of blue crayons,
376
00:17:19,491 --> 00:17:21,655
but then I was like, "Duh, Hank,
377
00:17:21,657 --> 00:17:24,091
you don't need blue crayons
to make a blueprint.
378
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,959
Use blue markers!"
379
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,730
Anyway... quick question.
380
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:32,165
For the pickleball court across the highway,
381
00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:33,527
what kind of bridge are we talking?
382
00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:36,336
- Suspension or draw?
- Bridge?!
383
00:17:36,338 --> 00:17:38,005
We're across the highway?
384
00:17:38,007 --> 00:17:39,706
You told me to keep expanding.
385
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:43,710
Sure, I just didn't expect
it to be so... expansive.
386
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:45,512
Expansive means expensive.
387
00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,214
How much is this going to cost us?
388
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:50,517
Well, um... this got a bit
bigger than I thought, so...
389
00:17:50,519 --> 00:17:54,488
I'm charging you by the hour,
like a real pro.
390
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,356
Oh, while we're on the subject.
391
00:17:56,358 --> 00:17:59,326
I'm done with all the orders,
so here's the bill.
392
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:07,801
I hope it's okay I wrote the
invoice in permanent marker.
393
00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:11,405
Okay, so I bought your plot for Karen.
394
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:13,573
My plot happens to be beside Emma.
395
00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:16,977
- You're "TBD"?
- "TBDD."
396
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,645
"To be dead Davis."
397
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:21,415
You said partners should be together forev,
398
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:25,018
so, when Emma's plot opened up,
I bought it for you.
399
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,621
Aw... that's so sweet.
400
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:31,224
With a terrifying aftertaste,
and never gonna happen.
401
00:18:31,226 --> 00:18:35,462
So what you're saying is,
you're planning to sell the plot?
402
00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,364
It's all yours,
403
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,500
and you're going to do
what you should have done
404
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:42,903
when Oscar was ready to dig up bodies.
405
00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:45,338
- Straight jacket?
- Sell him your plot!
406
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:49,576
- Aw...
- Davis, if you don't sell that plot,
407
00:18:49,578 --> 00:18:52,045
I'm going to speak with your manager.
408
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,814
- Fitzy?
- That's right,
409
00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:57,350
and so help me, Davis, I'm gonna complain.
410
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:59,619
- No...
- And it's gonna be shrill,
411
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,621
and it's gonna be righteous!
412
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:06,326
- Okay, I'll give it up!
- Ha ha! Who's a Karen now, baby?
413
00:19:06,328 --> 00:19:09,162
Oscar, I'm happy to sell you my plot.
414
00:19:09,164 --> 00:19:11,832
Uh, I dunno. What's it gonna cost me?
415
00:19:11,834 --> 00:19:14,468
- Oscar...
- Okay fine, I'll take it.
416
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,703
It's cheaper than a catapult.
417
00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:18,872
Now that I've lost the plot,
418
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:21,241
literally and metaphorically,
419
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,443
I was wondering if, when the time comes,
420
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:26,346
you could help me out with my plan B.
421
00:19:32,687 --> 00:19:36,823
- Rest well in the Shire, my friend.
- Great!
422
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:39,526
When my time comes, do it just like that.
423
00:19:39,528 --> 00:19:40,961
Keep practicing.
424
00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:43,163
How many rafts do you think we have?
425
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:45,999
I think it's very sweet that you want
426
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,473
to spend the rest of eternity with me.
427
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,705
How about you and I go
for a nice walk together?
428
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:55,576
Quit clinging to me, woman!
I got things to do!
429
00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:01,045
This sucks. I keep getting tasks done,
430
00:20:01,047 --> 00:20:03,213
and they don't even reward me with a sound.
431
00:20:03,215 --> 00:20:05,282
Did you finally get sick of that app?
432
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:09,019
They kicked me off
for being "too productive."
433
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:10,888
Or because you ordered a bunch of stuff,
434
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:13,323
and returned all of it like a con artist.
435
00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,559
A very productive con artist.
436
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:17,828
Well, I think it was all for the best.
437
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,697
This place works just fine as it is.
438
00:20:20,699 --> 00:20:23,534
I don't know why we listened
to Hank in the first place.
439
00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:25,035
I'm just as surprised as you are.
440
00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:27,738
I kept saying things,
and you kept listening?
441
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:30,442
- Very confusing.
- It's not your fault.
442
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,543
When someone is telling you
what you want to hear,
443
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:33,777
you'll believe anything.
444
00:20:33,779 --> 00:20:36,580
Hey, Brent, did you hear
that new scientific study
445
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:39,450
that said eating hot dogs
increases your intelligence?
446
00:20:39,452 --> 00:20:41,418
No, but I'm not surprised.
447
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,787
I always suspected
I was getting more smarter.
448
00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:46,490
Ha! "Make Brent look stupid."
449
00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:48,058
Check!
450
00:20:48,693 --> 00:20:51,662
Aw, can somebody please
make a honking sound?
451
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,197
I need this.
452
00:20:53,899 --> 00:20:55,566
Oh, thank you.
453
00:20:56,702 --> 00:20:58,462
Uh, does anybody work here?
454
00:20:58,486 --> 00:21:01,705
Oh, yeah, the pumps.
I wish I had that zipline.
455
00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:07,458
♪ I don't know ♪
456
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:09,693
♪ The same things you don't know ♪
457
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,366
♪ I don't know ♪
458
00:21:15,368 --> 00:21:17,701
♪ I just... don't know ♪
459
00:21:20,472 --> 00:21:22,539
♪ Ooh... ♪
460
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:24,141
♪ It's a great big place ♪
461
00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:26,210
♪ Ooh... ♪
462
00:21:26,212 --> 00:21:28,379
♪ Full of nothin' but space ♪
463
00:21:28,381 --> 00:21:29,780
♪ Ooh... ♪
464
00:21:29,782 --> 00:21:32,383
♪ And it's my happy place ♪
465
00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:34,653
♪ I don't know ♪
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