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(Marley): Come on, let's go.
Come on, kiddo.
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-We're going to have some fun.
-(Cammie): Yeah!
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(Marley): You know I'm the best friend
ever. Now get out of here.
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-(Renee): Have fun.
-We won't be back till after five, so
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-have lots of sex with your husband.
-Marley!
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Hot, steamy, unbridled sex.
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Thank you. You all have fun.
Be good for Marley.
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(Marley): We're gonna be good, Mommy.
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-No sugar.
-Course not.
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-She said no sugar.
-Love you, Mommy.
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Take care.
Have fun with her.
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Make that magic happen!
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-Ready, baby?
-Yes.
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-What are we gonna do today?
-Go get some sugar.
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What?! Sugar?
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(voice over Marley): If you think
this is what I want out of life,
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you know, the whole matrimonial,
maternal fairy tale, you're wrong.
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It's not for me and that's okay,
because this idea
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that you have to fall in love
in order to live happily ever after
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is just not true.
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(Marley): Stanley...
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Stanley...
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you gotta get up, buddy.
I gotta go to work.
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Hey!
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Yeah, good morning.
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Oh, Shit.
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♪ wake up one morning
you realize
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♪ your life is one big compromise,
stuck in the job ♪
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I would totally get my brother
to go out with you, if you walk Stanley.
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If I had a brother.
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♪ feel like the world
is passing you by ♪
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Stanley!
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♪ Never done all the things
you would need to try
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♪ stuck in one place ♪
-Let's go see Uncle Peter.
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Good boy. Good boy.
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There he is.
Good morning.
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If I didn't have to work,
I'd cuddle with you. Love the undies!
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♪ What I'm living for
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♪ You ask yourself
there's got to be something else
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♪ something more, more, more
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♪ well, let the sun shine on your face
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♪ don't let your life go to waste
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♪ now is the time,
got to make up your mind
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♪ let it shine on you,
let it shine on you
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♪ you ask yourself
there's got to be more
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♪ than what I'm living for,
than what I'm living for
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♪ you ask yourself
there's got to be something else ♪
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(bicycle bell ringing):
(Marley): Excuse me.
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♪ something more, more, more ♪
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Oh, my God.
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-Here you go.
-Thank you.
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-Wow!
-You need to watch where you're going.
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Hello. Poster child for not mixing
wine with vodka.
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You drank twice as much.
How are you okay?
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-Are you okay?
-Ohh h.
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Are you? Say yes.
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Ohhh!
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-Glad you could join us. Ready?
-I thought you were doing this.
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Okay, why don't we start.
Marley?
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-Good morning.
-Morning.
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I'm sure this town
has been pitching the hell out of you,
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so I won't bother with that.
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But I will tell you
that you'll never be number one
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as long as your customer base
is 82 percent male.
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Yes. Well, women don't buy condoms.
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Not yours.
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Come on, gentlemen.
As I'm sure you're all painfully aware,
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it is women, myself included,
who dictate when, where,
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how, with whom and how many times
we're going to have sex.
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We can't always count on the man
to have condoms lying around.
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So we actually do go buy them
and then we end up in the condom aisle
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with a choice.
So which brand do we buy?
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Do we buy Trojan, whose very name
conjures the essence of
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penetration with protection?
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Or do we choose the one
with the skanky-looking girl,
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with big tits,
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skimpy shorts
and stripper pumps?
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I'll keep this one.
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-Hey!
-Yay! Hi, baby.
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She had them and their condoms
wrapped around her little finger.
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-Alright!
-To the youngest, the hottest
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vice president
in the history of advertising.
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You should think about
buying a house now.
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Yeah, why take the time
to stop and smell the roses?
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What you need is a big, fat mortgage
like an albatross around your neck.
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Okay, in honour of Marley’s
white-trash taste buds we have...
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Mac and cheese pizza?
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You know what I want
for my birthday? Your metabolism.
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I'll trade you my metabolism
for those boobs.
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Throw in that necklace
and you've got a deal.
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Baby, that's a good trade.
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Hey. She's gonna have her own boobs
soon enough.
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Way to keep a secret, Marley.
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-Are you getting implants?
-No.
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-I'm pregnant.
-You're pregnant?
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-Cammie's getting a brother.
-Another one.
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But we're not ruling out
the implant thing.
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-You're disgusting.
-Cheers. To you, Marley.
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To us.
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-Bye, you guys.
-Good luck out there.
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-Congratulations on the new boy.
-May he be happy and healthy.
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-And may he have a huge penis.
-Geez! You are just terrible.
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-Speaking of terrible...
-Speed down.
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-Marley made a booty call.
-Shut up.
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-I'm serious, baby.
-Bye, good night.
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Good night, Doug.
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-Love you.
-Love you.
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Hey, Doug. Wanna come over?
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Oh, you're coming over.
No, you are coming over.
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(Marley): Oh, my God! Oh!
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(Marley): Oh!
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Mmm, not bad, mister.
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Not bad at all.
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Oh!
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So, does this mean
I actually get to spend the night?
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I mean, I love being the first number
on the booty call list, but...
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Well, second?
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Sure.
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What if I want something more?
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What if I don't'?
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Really?
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I thought we made that clear
when we met.
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That's what people say at first,
so no one gets hurt.
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Not me.
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Oh! What? Oh, my goodness.
I love you. I love you.
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Real.
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That's not real. Got it?
-Yes.
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Real. Okay?
Not real.
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-Fake.
-Fake.
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Silicon Valley. Got it?
You sure?
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Here's a little something
to celebrate your promotion.
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Thank you, Mommy.
Such a kind mama.
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Okay. Let's see.
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'Congratulations from your best friends
forever. Renee, Thomas and Cammie.'
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Oh, you're so good with words.
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Is this the actual gift, or are you
setting me up with him?
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The idea is: You take him out
and you, um, put a real man in it.
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(Marley laughing)
-What? Like maybe Doug.
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-Who?
-Ohhh.
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Come on.
We all know he wasn't a keeper.
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-Poor Doug.
-No poor Doug.
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-Ohhh.
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Could you tell him
that Marley Corbett called?
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Yeah, that'd be great.
Bye, bye.
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Okay, I gotta say something.
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I think this Vice Presidency
is making your tits smaller.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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-Really?
-Hm hum.
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-Hey.
-Hey, Rob.
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-Think Marley's tits are shrinking?
-Like, right now?
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-No, in general.
-Uh, yeah.
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-How are we doing on Coffee Land?
-Great. Our favourite so far.
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'Drink this dark-flavoured spit
and it'll make you shit.'
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-Tell him the others.
-Can't. He has to be across town at 1,
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beck here for storyboards at 3
and dinner at 6
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and after dinner we have drinks
with the Home Depot.
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That's why I love this woman.
I love you.
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Jesus. He's running you ragged.
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You look-- not so good.
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-When did you last see a doctor?
-Does Dr Phil count?
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Ow!
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Shit.
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(Marley): Oh.
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You look familiar.
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-Have we had sex?
-No, um, I'm sorry.
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Never mind.
I was just joking.
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-Marley, I'm Dr Goldstein.
-You're Dr-- Goldstein?
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-Yes, I'm Jewish, from Mexico.
-No. I mean,
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I just expected somebody older,
not so--
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young.
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Take a seat.
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-So, Marley...
-Hmm.
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-What seems to be the problem?
-Not so sure. Hence being here.
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Look up. So you've been experiencing
some weight loss, right?
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-Umm...
-And you had some blood in your stool?
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Yes, I've been experiencing
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some of that bleeding
you're talking about.
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Just lie on your back. I'm gonna
feel around your stomach, okay?
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-Just relax.
-Okay.
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I'm kind of ticklish,
so don't be a wuss.
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Don't get all feather-fing...
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Ow!
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Okay, Marley,
we're gonna need to run some tests.
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-Up! Time.
-Oh, no, no, no.
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-Pens.
-There's still two more seconds left.
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-What are you doing?
-Down. Pens down.
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Is it weird that
I always find the word 'slut'?
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Too bad you only get two points
for 'slut'.
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Whore gets you three points.
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Time.
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It's pink juice time.
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-Think of it like, like bubble gum urine.
-Yummy! Bottoms up.
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Mmm. Uh mmm.
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Isn't this stuff supposed
to clean you out?
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Maybe you didn't do it right.
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How can she not do it right?
She drank it.
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Maybe she drank it too fast,
or, I don't know, too slow.
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Ooh! Aw!
Yee-ha-ha.
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(Peter): Let us know
when it starts working.
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(Marley): Oh, my God!
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-Good morning, Marley.
-Oh, really.
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Is it? I'm about to get a huge camera
stuck up my butt.
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So I don't know
if that qualifies as good.
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I just need you to sign this document
which states that you understand
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all the colonoscopy's risks,
which include heavy bleeding, uh,
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infection, perforation, rupture.
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On a scale of one to ten,
one being 'never'
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and ten being 'happens all the time',
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what are the chances of you
rupturing my ass?
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Well, not.
The chances are very slim.
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It's, uh, more procedural.
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Good, well, procedure away,
my friend.
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This is gonna be fun.
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Would you mind rolling
onto your left side, please.
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Thanks.
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Wait a minute.
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Before we go to whatever base
this is we're going to, um,
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shouldn't I know your first name?
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Julian.
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Julian.
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Julian Goldstein.
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My hero.
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Where the hell am I?
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-Hello, Marley.
-Oh, my God.
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Wait a minute. Oh, my God.
I mean...
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-Are you God?
-Not really.
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This is just the way
you wanted to see me.
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Well, I love Whoopi,
so that's probably why.
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Yeah, me too.
Oh, have a seat.
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Wow!
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-I can't believe this.
-Guess what?
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-You're dying.
-I am not dying.
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I'm just a little stressed,
that's all.
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Marley?
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You're dying,
but I'm gonna give you three wishes.
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Then I want to
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-fly.
-Okay. Done.
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Wait a minute.
This is for real?
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-I want a million bucks.
-Alright, but I just have to warn you
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that that is only gonna be
500,000 after taxes.
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-Just 'cause I didn't say 'tax free'?
-Even I don't mess with the IRS.
244
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,260
That sucks.
245
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:53,810
Third wish?
246
00:17:55,050 --> 00:17:58,020
Okay. Let me think.
247
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,440
-Tic-toc, baby.
-Don't rush me. Jesus.
248
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,690
-Hey, hey.
-Oh.
249
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:07,270
-Wow.
-I'm sorry.
250
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,280
-You said it, didn't you?
-Yeah, I did.
251
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,780
Wow.
252
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:17,580
I don't know.
I don't know what I want.
253
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,540
You know.
You just don't want to admit it.
254
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:24,420
But I'm pretty sure
that if you give it some thought,
255
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,550
you'll figure it out.
256
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,220
(God): Marley.
257
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,850
(Julian): Marley.
258
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,350
Marley, wake up.
it's over.
259
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,190
What's over?
260
00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,480
Where am I?
261
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,320
Where's Whoopi?
262
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,450
The procedure went fine.
263
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,240
We're going to move you
to the recovery room now.
264
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:57,790
I took some biopsies.
We should get results in a few days.
265
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,460
-it's delicious.
-I agree.
266
00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:02,790
It's crunchy and chewy. Peter,
I'd like to share mine with you.
267
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,790
Here, Pop. I'll go.
(Marley laughing)
268
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:08,220
(Sarah makes choking sounds)
Hey, behave.
269
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:10,760
Geez, what the hell?
270
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:15,840
Okay. Alright, alright. I forgot
to cook the noodles first.
271
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,720
-Ohhh.
-There's noodles in this?
272
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,520
(Peter): Do not feed this to Stanley.
Take it.
273
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,600
(Renee): No.
I got all this on my plate.
274
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,780
I have cancer.
275
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,150
I went to the doctor last week.
Remember?
276
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:36,160
I said I was fine
and that I was just stressed, but
277
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,710
-I'm not.
-What are you talking about?
278
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,130
I have, um,
279
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:45,250
colon cancer.
How does one get that, you might ask.
280
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:48,710
Because I did.
And, um,
281
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,930
-he said...
-We don't know.
282
00:19:54,010 --> 00:19:55,720
Of course you don't.
283
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,930
Everyone is dying of cancer
these days.
284
00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:03,640
Why would you try to figure it out
and put yourself out of a job?
285
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:08,980
I know this is rough, but we need
to talk about what to do next.
286
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:13,490
I'm going to consult with the head
of the oncology department, Dr Sanders.
287
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:17,620
Can, can, can you just take it out,
so I can go on with my life?
288
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,790
No, unfortunately we can't.
289
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:22,960
It's already spread
throughout the entire colon,
290
00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:25,710
making surgery impossible
at this point.
291
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,090
And this other guy
would have a better idea?
292
00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,590
Dr Sanders, yes.
293
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:36,770
He's one of the best in the country
for-- late stage cancers.
294
00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:43,060
Marley,
at this point you only have two options.
295
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,980
Either you start treatment immediately,
or you'll die.
296
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,280
Ah.
297
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,530
Okay Dr G., I'm gonna give you
a little free advice.
298
00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:58,160
Don't use the 'D' word.
it's a bit of a downer.
299
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,460
And if you're trying
to sell me treatment,
300
00:21:00,530 --> 00:21:05,040
I would rethink the 'B' option,
because dying isn't an option.
301
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,840
Maybe try something like:
'Try our new and improved chemo,
302
00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:11,630
because the alternative
will leave you breathless!
303
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:15,340
When your 2:30 walks in here
and you have to tell him that he's dying,
304
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,890
just try it with a little more feeling.
305
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:25,430
Anyway-- who wants dessert?
306
00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:38,490
Mom? Hi.
307
00:21:39,530 --> 00:21:42,030
Sorry to call so late.
308
00:21:48,330 --> 00:21:51,080
Mom, I'm okay.
309
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,470
I'll make sure that you
get the best possible treatment.
310
00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:07,560
-I don't care how much it costs.
-You're going to buy her a new colon?
311
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,310
I will not have
a money discussion.
312
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:11,730
The gloves are coming off.
313
00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:14,310
Money is the only thing
you can talk about.
314
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,990
Marley needs our love and support.
At least pretend to be here for her.
315
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:22,120
I don't have to pretend.
That's your department.
316
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:28,290
I'm so glad we got together.
317
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:35,380
So what did you tell Rob?
318
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,790
-That I have mono.
-Right.
319
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,380
And I'm working from home.
320
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:41,840
I don't want anybody
from work knowing.
321
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,930
I got it.
Your butt is your business.
322
00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:48,600
Huh? Huh?
323
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,430
-My Dad flew out this morning.
-Is your Mom happy?
324
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:53,690
So much so she's celebrating
by moving here.
325
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:58,150
We must warn the populace.
Marley's Mom is descending.
326
00:22:58,230 --> 00:22:59,980
♪ it could be ten but then again
327
00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:04,570
♪ I can't remember half an hour
since a quarter to four
328
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:07,580
♪ throw on your clothes,
the second side of Surfer Rosa
329
00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:11,710
♪ and you leave me with my jaw below
Hey hey
330
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:17,000
♪ just when you think
you're in control
331
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,380
♪ just when you think
you've got a hold
332
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:21,180
♪ just when you think
you get on a roll
333
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,970
♪ here it goes, here it goes,
here it goes again ♪
334
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:27,640
-(Radio DJ): I'll take caller 97...
-Get the phone.
335
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,640
-to win a prize in our contest
-What?
336
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,940
-Quick, Marley.
-(DJ): Code 9797.
337
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,990
-Go on! 9797.
-I got it.
338
00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:37,560
(Sarah): Okay!
339
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:43,490
-Hello? Who's this?
-Marley Corbett. Did I win?
340
00:23:43,570 --> 00:23:46,790
-You're caller 97! Congratulations.
-Oh, my God.
341
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,910
-You've just won!
-What did I win?
342
00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:55,210
You won a free day of hang gliding
where you'll learn how to fly!
343
00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:59,630
(Sarah): Oh, my God. Thank you.
344
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,810
-Hey, how you doing?
-Not too good.
345
00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:21,270
Yo, J. G.
346
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,160
-Hi.
-How's it hanging?
347
00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:27,780
Um-- good.
348
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,040
You here
to work on your bedside manner?
349
00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:33,870
-No. Checking on some test results.
-Ah. Of course.
350
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:37,050
-Are you on your own?
-Why? Want to keep me company?
351
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,710
Yeah.
352
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,470
-How do you feel?
-To be honest, I could use a good laugh.
353
00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:52,100
-Want me to tell you a joke?
-I'd prefer someone funny.
354
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,110
Alright. What? Go.
355
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:02,200
Okay, um, there's this guy that...
356
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:05,150
No-- It doesn't work.
357
00:25:05,230 --> 00:25:08,110
It doesn't work,
because you just put me on the spot.
358
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:10,410
Did you hear about the medical student
359
00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:13,540
who interrupted the proctologist
during a lecture?
360
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:16,590
He said: "Excuse me, sir, um,
361
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:20,260
uh-- is that a rectal thermometer
behind your ear?"
362
00:25:20,330 --> 00:25:25,380
The proctologist touched behind his ear
and said: "Oh, shit!
363
00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:28,260
Some asshole stole my pen."
364
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,890
You can use that one.
I've got so many more.
365
00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:38,520
-You know, it's okay to feel nervous.
-I'm not.
366
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,850
Not really.
367
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,310
-I just..
-(Nurse): Marley Corbett?
368
00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:54,000
-Wish me luck.
-You don't need it.
369
00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:56,290
-You'll do great.
-Yes!
370
00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:08,840
What are you doing here?
371
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,300
Just getting caught up.
372
00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:13,010
It's Saturday. Go home.
373
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:17,980
-You look like shit.
-Mono's only moderately contagious.
374
00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:20,810
-it's so nice not having you around.
-Yeah.
375
00:26:20,890 --> 00:26:23,490
By the way:
I licked all the water bottles.
376
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:29,730
Good afternoon.
377
00:26:32,070 --> 00:26:35,570
-Ummm.
-Hey! Oooh.
378
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:39,460
You. Hi. Wow.
379
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,170
Yeah, my belly button is in
a different zip code than the rest of me.
380
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,870
It just pops.
381
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,590
-How was the appointment?
-Oh, good.
382
00:26:47,670 --> 00:26:52,050
My doctor says that
everything is good. Thank God.
383
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,890
-I'm sorry.
-That's okay.
384
00:26:57,970 --> 00:27:01,900
'Cause I bet my doctor
is way cuter than your doctor.
385
00:27:01,970 --> 00:27:06,530
Marley! Please tell me
you're not flirting with your doctor.
386
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,700
-So what if I am?
-Never mind.
387
00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:11,900
-Say what you're gonna say.
-No, I...
388
00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:15,280
Why do I feel like I'm more concerned
about this than you are?
389
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:20,420
Shouldn't you focus on getting cured
rather than getting laid?
390
00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:22,590
Can't I do both?
391
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:27,040
Could you just for once
not treat everything like it was a joke?
392
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:45,110
Hey, sleepy monster,
do you want to go for a walk?
393
00:27:48,980 --> 00:27:50,980
You need to go for a walk.
394
00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:56,700
Fine.
395
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,540
Mommy's going for a walk.
396
00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:11,460
♪ you never know
when time stops hanging out
397
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:16,800
♪ and your friends
stop coming 'round
398
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:24,150
I money comes
and money goes
399
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:28,770
♪ it happens all the time
400
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:36,490
♪ the sky will never give up on me
401
00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:43,040
♪ and the moon will always shine
at night
402
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:49,460
♪ and old Mississippi River
just keeps on winding
403
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:55,930
♪ it lets me know
it's gonna be alright
404
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,480
♪ I gotta learn
to trust somebody
405
00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:08,060
♪ need to let someone in
Yes, I do
406
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:15,240
♪ I wanna fly
but I keep falling down
407
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:20,290
♪ please you all
help me get up again
408
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:27,340
♪ why must I hide
behind the make-up of a fool? ♪
409
00:29:48,060 --> 00:29:50,360
-Hi.
-What do you think?
410
00:29:50,430 --> 00:29:52,480
It's good. I like it.
411
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,980
Plus, I learned from those ladies
over there,
412
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:58,280
what do you call a jazz musician
without a girlfriend?
413
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,240
-Here we go. What?
-He doesn't have a home.
414
00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:09,660
It's 'homeless'.
415
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,500
But 'A' for effort.
416
00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:22,850
-So that was incredible.
-He's been performing since he was 8.
417
00:30:22,930 --> 00:30:26,650
-Wow!
-So, what are you doing now?
418
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,440
Want to get
something to eat with me?
419
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:35,520
-Like, gefilte fish tacos, perhaps.
-No, I can't stay. I'd love to,
420
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,650
but it's not doctor protocol
to hang around with a patient.
421
00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:42,160
Well, I won't say anything
if you don't.
422
00:30:45,530 --> 00:30:47,950
I'm really fun.
423
00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,920
How can I say no to that, right?
424
00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:02,220
Do you mind if I ask you
a personal question?
425
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:05,220
-No.
-Why do you not have a girlfriend?
426
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:11,690
-Is it that obvious?
-Oh, yeah. Yup.
427
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:15,860
-I practically live at the hospital.
-Not much of a life.
428
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,690
Actually, Dr Sanders
called me to work here
429
00:31:18,770 --> 00:31:23,280
out of more than 2000 applicants.
I can't sacrifice that for a personal life.
430
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,360
Uh-uh.
431
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:29,420
I guess I'm more of a
cake-and-eat-it-too kind of girl.
432
00:31:29,490 --> 00:31:30,580
-Oh, yeah?
-Hm.
433
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,130
Then why aren't you
in a relationship?
434
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,550
Because I don't need to be in one
to have a personal life.
435
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:39,670
-You're not answering the question.
-Well,
436
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:43,930
read about it in my next book:
'Why relationships suck ass!
437
00:31:44,010 --> 00:31:47,640
You know, I've never met anyone
that talks so much
438
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,350
and says nothing at the same time.
439
00:31:51,390 --> 00:31:53,890
Okay. Fine.
440
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,320
That was so...
441
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,830
This is me.
442
00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:12,490
And-- that's me over there.
443
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,710
Good night, Dr G.
444
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,380
Good night.
445
00:32:27,550 --> 00:32:30,930
I'm making you
a nice, big, juicy steak.
446
00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:35,020
Ma! I've been a vegetarian
for 12 years.
447
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:38,100
Well, you need some protein.
448
00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,490
Mm-hmm.
449
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,030
By the way, your father called again.
450
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:50,120
He said he was going to do
his best to make it out here.
451
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,540
Blah, blah, blah.
452
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:57,090
I don't know why you didn't have
your friend Sarah watch the dog.
453
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,090
Then I could stay here with you.
454
00:32:59,170 --> 00:33:02,040
Strike one.
Wanna try for two?
455
00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:04,930
Well, I can't control my allergies.
456
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,050
Or her complaining.
457
00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:09,100
I heard that.
458
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,970
I just wanna help.
Tell me what to do.
459
00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,100
Mom, you're here. That's enough.
460
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:19,610
Would you go to a nutritionist
if I could arrange it?
461
00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:21,610
-Mom!
-Everybody,
462
00:33:21,690 --> 00:33:25,910
-swears by this macrobiotic diet.
-I don't want that heely-feely shit.
463
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:27,990
So just back off.
464
00:33:31,660 --> 00:33:34,450
Oh, this steak is burning.
465
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,630
Go rub some dander on her.
466
00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,630
Go.
467
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:47,970
Shoo! Shoo! Call him, Marley.
Call him. That's not funny.
468
00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:52,050
Hi, Dr Sanders. Marley.
469
00:33:53,090 --> 00:33:54,560
Have a seat.
470
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,350
-Is anyone joining you? Mother?
-Trust me,
471
00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:02,480
neither of us wants her here.
472
00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:06,530
-Hi.
-Uh-oh.
473
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:09,410
Two against one.
This can't be good.
474
00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:16,370
Marley, I'm sorry I have to say this,
but there's been no improvement.
475
00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:19,540
-Wait. What are you saying?
476
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:22,750
The chemo hasn't worked
as we had hoped.
477
00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:27,260
And the tumours
have continued to grow.
478
00:34:27,340 --> 00:34:29,760
What now?
What...
479
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:34,220
There is one particular clinical trial
that's had some success.
480
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:39,020
Although, typically with patients
who had better result from chemo.
481
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:42,480
Success like people cured?
482
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,980
-Yeah.
-What is it?
483
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:49,160
It's a series of treatments,
two times a week.
484
00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:51,240
It's injected into the affected areas.
485
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:56,250
The objective is to stop or slow down
the growth of the cancerous cells.
486
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,420
It's an option.
487
00:34:57,490 --> 00:35:01,750
But you need to be aware that
the side effects are very extreme.
488
00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:04,000
There are no guarantees.
489
00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:09,590
Of course.
490
00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:12,920
We have to do it.
491
00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:18,440
So you're going to be a guinea pig?
492
00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:21,480
It's not an experiment.
It's a clinical trial.
493
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,690
What do you know about this trial?
What are the success rates?
494
00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:27,270
-He said they're pretty good.
-Pretty good?
495
00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:30,900
And that's it? You're going
to do it just off of that?
496
00:35:30,980 --> 00:35:34,860
Actually no, I flipped a coin.
Heads do it. Tails drop dead.
497
00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:37,920
Look, I'm just saying
that we need to make sure this is
498
00:35:37,990 --> 00:35:41,210
-the appropriate course of action.
-Excuse me. We?
499
00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:42,750
As in you, Mom and me?
500
00:35:42,830 --> 00:35:45,830
When have you ever been around
to make any important decision?
501
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:50,010
You know what? I'm not going to have
this conversation with you. I...
502
00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:09,910
Will she be able to go home today?
503
00:36:09,980 --> 00:36:12,570
Depends on how she responds
to the treatment.
504
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:16,700
Ow!
505
00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:19,620
Can I be here
while you do the procedure?
506
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,820
No.
507
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,700
I'm sorry, you cannot.
508
00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:31,640
What if I'm very, very quiet?
509
00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:40,850
Sorry, but the concept of my mother
being quiet is incredibly funny.
510
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,690
It is.
511
00:36:46,890 --> 00:36:51,190
-(Marley): Am I gonna lose my hair?
-(Doctor): No, your hair will be fine.
512
00:36:53,770 --> 00:36:56,200
-(Marley): Ow!
-(Doctor): I'm sorry.
513
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:12,590
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
514
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:16,340
I've got ass cancer,
515
00:37:18,550 --> 00:37:20,930
now you know too."
516
00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:24,480
Don't you feel guilty for
leaving me all those nasty messages
517
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,480
for missing work?
518
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,060
Yeah, but I'm...
519
00:37:29,350 --> 00:37:33,570
You should have come to me sooner.
Why did you keep it a secret?
520
00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:37,280
Because I didn't want you
to look at me the way you are now.
521
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:48,000
So, have you filed
with the insurance company?
522
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,710
Well, I'm not footing the bill
out of my salary.
523
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,760
No, I mean life insurance.
524
00:37:52,830 --> 00:37:57,130
Look, people recover from cancer
and, um,
525
00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:01,010
however much money you need
to make that happen, I want you to have.
526
00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:05,970
There's an option in the company policy
that says that anybody who has a
527
00:38:07,770 --> 00:38:10,390
life-threatening illness
528
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,360
-can cash out.
-Meaning how much?
529
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,570
A million dollars.
530
00:38:15,650 --> 00:38:19,280
Let me guess. That would be
500,000 dollars after taxes.
531
00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:26,160
I think my God will be Gucci.
532
00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:30,590
-Yeah, definitely.
-I think so.
533
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,880
-Oh, I love it.
-You can fight me for it.
534
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,800
I've got a big G for gorgeous.
535
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,680
Cammie goes to college,
or Mommy gets this bag.
536
00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:43,600
(Sarah): Love you.
537
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,390
(Peter): Okay.
538
00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:47,640
They're fabulous!
539
00:38:52,810 --> 00:38:54,530
I want you to have these.
540
00:38:59,020 --> 00:39:00,700
Am I making you hot?
541
00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:06,200
What kind of cologne is that?
He was flirting with me.
542
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,660
-(Marley): Oh, boy.
-(Sarah): You're so weird.
543
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,870
Hey-
544
00:39:13,910 --> 00:39:17,340
There's a maternity department upstairs.
Want to check that out?
545
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:22,670
You know-- I'm really tired.
I'm gonna go home and lie down.
546
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,260
Um, thank you so much for today.
547
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,100
-I'll call you later. I love you.
-I love you too.
548
00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:36,820
(Sarah): I like that.
549
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:39,820
(Peter): Looks like something
a stripper would wear.
550
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:44,870
-Is everything okay?
-No. it's not okay.
551
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:47,490
-She's really sick.
-I know.
552
00:39:47,570 --> 00:39:51,830
I'm trying so hard to play along,
but I'm terrible at it.
553
00:39:51,910 --> 00:39:56,130
And l-- I just don't want
to ruin her day.
554
00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:58,880
That's the last thing I want to do,
so-- bye.
555
00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:05,630
I'll take her home.
556
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:14,150
-NO!
-It would look so nice on you.
557
00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:18,820
-Yes, it would. If I was you.
-A simple 'no' would have sufficed.
558
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:21,450
I don't need no clothes.
This is for you guys.
559
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,740
Everything you own
is swimming on you.
560
00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:29,370
-The swimming look is in.
-I just want my daughter to look good.
561
00:40:29,450 --> 00:40:31,790
When you look good, you feel good.
562
00:40:31,870 --> 00:40:35,340
I don't need a new wardrobe
to feel good.
563
00:40:35,410 --> 00:40:38,210
You also don't need
a negative attitude.
564
00:40:38,290 --> 00:40:41,540
You need to wake up and realize
I'm not getting any better.
565
00:40:41,630 --> 00:40:44,010
-Can we not do this here.
-No. Seriously!
566
00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:47,310
You always bitch about
how Dad can't confront anything
567
00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:49,380
and here you are
walking around in a haze,
568
00:40:49,470 --> 00:40:53,190
like protein and a designer dress
are going to cure my cancer.
569
00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:02,270
Ahhhh!
570
00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:06,370
This is the car. This one.
Thank you.
571
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:10,200
-Was it really that bad?
-I heard you from Jimmy Choo.
572
00:41:11,490 --> 00:41:16,340
-it's just that she drives me crazy.
-Well, duh! She's your Mom.
573
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:18,040
That's her job.
574
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,800
-Thanks for everything.
-Thank you.
575
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,550
Ah. OW. Ah.
576
00:41:26,590 --> 00:41:27,930
Marley.
577
00:41:28,970 --> 00:41:31,720
Hey. it's okay.
578
00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:35,600
Just give me a second.
579
00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:39,150
It's gonna be okay.
580
00:41:45,690 --> 00:41:48,410
-Is she gonna be alright?
-She's dehydrated.
581
00:41:48,490 --> 00:41:51,110
A couple of bags of saline
and she'll be feeling better.
582
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,700
She is right here, people.
583
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:55,200
'Shop till you drop'
is only an expression.
584
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,910
Not bad.
585
00:41:56,990 --> 00:41:59,620
That's the best thing
I could come up with.
586
00:41:59,710 --> 00:42:01,300
Dr G.
587
00:42:01,370 --> 00:42:03,670
-Ah, hi.
-Hi. Hello.
588
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,970
GI extra ordinaire.
Artist extra ordinaire.
589
00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:09,140
-Pleased to meet you.
-Nice to-- oh!
590
00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:10,260
I...
591
00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:14,850
I'm suddenly in the mood for some Jell-O.
Do you need anything?
592
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,650
Really? Jell-O?
593
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,150
-I'm good. Thanks.
-Okay.
594
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:27,610
Strangely, she's not so good
with needles. Ouch!
595
00:42:27,690 --> 00:42:31,490
-So what happened?
-I don't know. I just had a
596
00:42:31,570 --> 00:42:35,120
-sudden, searing pain.
-Hm.
597
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,040
Come on, doc. Level with me.
598
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,090
Is all this really
gonna be worth it?
599
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,920
Yeah, um-- well just
600
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,970
-tell me where exactly...
-OW!
601
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,220
Sorry.
602
00:42:49,050 --> 00:42:53,050
Well, there was a pain in my ass,
but then I realized it was my mother.
603
00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:56,180
Marley, come on.
Just answer the question.
604
00:42:56,260 --> 00:43:00,230
Is there a woman with a very big needle
standing next to me?
605
00:43:01,270 --> 00:43:05,270
Ow! That's my skin
you're pricking.
606
00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,610
I'm sorry. I can't seem
to find a vein.
607
00:43:07,690 --> 00:43:09,160
Let me try.
608
00:43:22,450 --> 00:43:24,210
Dr G?
609
00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,790
I think I found one.
610
00:43:34,590 --> 00:43:37,060
I don't know how it's doing
against my cancer,
611
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:40,440
but this treatment
sure is kicking my ass.
612
00:43:40,510 --> 00:43:42,520
Two down, eight to go.
613
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,320
Hey, Marley. Hey. Marley.
614
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,820
-Hi.
-Hi.
615
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,490
Hey, Marley.
616
00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:56,160
There's, um, there's a fund raiser
on Saturday" for patients.
617
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:59,990
-Oh, nice.
-Yes, it's for patients, and...
618
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,960
Sorry. I'm just going to walk over there
where I can still eavesdrop.
619
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,590
I wanted to see
if you wanted to come with me.
620
00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:12,550
Not come with me as a date,
or anything like that. No.
621
00:44:12,630 --> 00:44:16,600
It's semi-formal, so I don't know
if you like the idea of getting dressed.
622
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,390
I can't tell if you're trying
to talk me into it,
623
00:44:19,470 --> 00:44:23,020
-or talk yourself out of it.
-A bit of both.
624
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:28,280
-I'll see how I feel Saturday.
-Oh, good. Okay. Thank you.
625
00:44:28,350 --> 00:44:30,820
-Sorry. Thank you. Bye.
-Bye.
626
00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:38,740
Where, besides your life and General
Hospital, do doctors look like that?
627
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:41,750
I mean-- come on!
628
00:44:43,290 --> 00:44:46,260
Hello, Marley. It's your father.
629
00:44:46,330 --> 00:44:49,750
First of all, I don't appreciate
you hanging...
630
00:44:55,510 --> 00:45:00,730
Stanley meta really cute Shitszu today.
I think he had a crush.
631
00:45:02,850 --> 00:45:05,850
I'm not saying you should,
but if you let him mate,
632
00:45:05,930 --> 00:45:08,110
you'd probably start
a whole new breed:
633
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,820
BullShits.
634
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:14,030
BullShit Terriers.
635
00:45:21,490 --> 00:45:23,080
Okay.
636
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:28,500
Someone needs comfort food.
637
00:45:29,540 --> 00:45:34,590
I'm gonna go home and fix you
a really nice Italian dish.
638
00:45:35,630 --> 00:45:38,260
So later on when your doorbell rings,
639
00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:42,270
you answer it. Okay?
640
00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:43,890
Okay.
641
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,100
Beautiful.
642
00:46:39,150 --> 00:46:40,530
You Marley?
643
00:46:40,610 --> 00:46:42,580
-Yeah.
-I'm Vinnie.
644
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:45,870
These are for you.
645
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:49,410
Thank you. l-- whoa, whoa.
646
00:46:53,370 --> 00:46:55,920
-I love you.
-Bastard.
647
00:47:12,350 --> 00:47:13,600
Ah.
648
00:47:15,190 --> 00:47:18,280
How do you know Peter?
649
00:47:19,650 --> 00:47:20,870
Who?
650
00:47:22,490 --> 00:47:26,490
I got a call from work
to be here tonight.
651
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,160
Especial Escorts.
652
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,500
I'm really sorry.
653
00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:45,430
Well, you should know
that I definitely live up to my nickname:
654
00:47:45,510 --> 00:47:47,600
Little Bit of Heaven.
655
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,980
Oh!
656
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,140
That is some offer, but, um,
657
00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,990
no.
658
00:48:07,110 --> 00:48:10,830
-Oh, don't forget your flowers.
-Nah, you keep them.
659
00:48:10,910 --> 00:48:14,210
Beautiful flowers
for a beautiful lady.
660
00:48:14,290 --> 00:48:15,460
Thank you.
661
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:20,670
Actually, I don't mean to sound rude,
but-- you don't look so good.
662
00:48:22,210 --> 00:48:25,810
I'm sick.
Probably dying.
663
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,310
There isn't anything to be afraid of.
664
00:48:28,390 --> 00:48:32,060
I've died twice
and they brought me back both times.
665
00:48:32,140 --> 00:48:35,190
Really?
Did you see anything,
666
00:48:35,270 --> 00:48:38,900
like bright lights or anything?
Whoopi?
667
00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:40,860
No.
668
00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:44,160
It Was, uh,
more like floating in water.
669
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:46,780
It was real nice.
670
00:48:47,860 --> 00:48:50,290
I could have floated there forever.
671
00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:53,630
Nice to meet you, Marley.
672
00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:56,500
Nice to meet you.
673
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,140
Vinnie!
674
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:07,920
Alright, I'm going all in.
You know why?
675
00:49:08,010 --> 00:49:10,850
Because I got the nuts.
676
00:49:10,930 --> 00:49:14,100
So you should probably fold,
or...
677
00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:16,020
What are you doing?
678
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:18,020
Or I'm bluffing.
679
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,030
Fold.
680
00:49:26,110 --> 00:49:29,200
-Ohhh!
-Ohhh! Woo!
681
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,120
-Okay. See?
-Oh, boy.
682
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,000
-Smart.
-Full house, baby.
683
00:49:35,030 --> 00:49:39,880
-Are you really single?
-I'm the cancer chick, remember?
684
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,630
Hardly qualifies me for being
somebody's dream girl.
685
00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:48,220
Why? Most of the great romances
in history end in death.
686
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:52,180
Romeo and Juliet.
JFK and Jackie.
687
00:49:52,260 --> 00:49:54,640
-Siegfried and Roy.
-Um,
688
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,560
Roy is not dead.
689
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:01,320
Well, he didn't look too good.
690
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,360
-I haven't found the right guy yet.
-Bullshit.
691
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:07,740
Who wouldn't want a girl like you?
692
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:10,240
You are just afraid to let them in,
693
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:14,000
because if you do and they reject you,
it hurts worse than death.
694
00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:16,580
You're like
695
00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:20,210
-Sigmund Freud all of a sudden?
-(German) Ja.
696
00:50:21,870 --> 00:50:25,750
Actually, a guy I like asked me out
this weekend. Sort of.
697
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,550
He said it wasn't a date.
698
00:50:27,630 --> 00:50:29,430
-What time does it start?
-Five.
699
00:50:29,510 --> 00:50:31,010
-Dinner and a movie?
-Fund raiser.
700
00:50:31,090 --> 00:50:32,510
-Formal?
-Semi.
701
00:50:32,590 --> 00:50:34,560
-He's an idiot.
-I know. Right?
702
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,430
Well, maybe he'll wise up
and treat it like a real date.
703
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,980
If not, fuck him.
704
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:48,400
Would you mind doing me a favour?
705
00:50:51,070 --> 00:50:53,320
(Marley): Oh, I like that.
706
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,620
(Vinnie): Yeah, a little bit of heaven?
707
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:57,250
-You want more heaven?
-Oh.
708
00:50:57,330 --> 00:51:01,050
You want a whole lot of heaven?
Oh!
709
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,880
-(Marley): Ooh! Oh, my God, baby.
-Oh, my!
710
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,380
Oh, my. Oh, my God.
Ohhh!
711
00:51:08,460 --> 00:51:10,930
Ohhh! Ohhh!
712
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:16,650
(Vinnie): Ohhh!
Oh, that feels good.
713
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:18,600
(Marley): Oh, oh.
714
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,980
(Vinnie): OW, the bottle. Ow, ow.
715
00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:23,690
-Oh.
-Woo!
716
00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:27,740
-Wow! Oh, my.
-Woo.
717
00:51:27,810 --> 00:51:29,940
WOW, Vinnie.
718
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,780
-Oh.
-Marley.
719
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:35,490
-Thank you, Vinnie.
-You're welcome.
720
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,540
I had so much fun.
721
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,960
See what happens
when you give a guy half a chance.
722
00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:54,760
You might be sore in the morning.
723
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,560
-Goodbye.
-Bye.
724
00:51:59,890 --> 00:52:01,140
See ya.
725
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:35,100
-Is there a doctor in the house?
-Que guapa que estás.
726
00:52:35,170 --> 00:52:39,770
No clue what you just said,
but it sounds so good I don't care.
727
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:42,060
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
728
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:45,020
-No, for coming.
-I know.
729
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:48,520
-Would you like to have a drink?
-Yeah.
730
00:52:49,650 --> 00:52:51,650
Okay. There.
731
00:52:54,230 --> 00:52:58,410
-I have a good one.
-Could you be more specific?
732
00:52:58,490 --> 00:53:02,660
-A joke.
-Oh, God, I created a monster.
733
00:53:02,740 --> 00:53:05,170
-You wanna listen to it?
-Yes, of course.
734
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:10,750
Okay, um, okay.
Why does it suck being an egg?
735
00:53:12,210 --> 00:53:15,180
-I give up.
-Why does it suck being an egg?
736
00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:19,130
Because you only get laid once,
you only get eaten once,
737
00:53:19,220 --> 00:53:22,850
you take 10 minutes to get hard
and only 3 to get soft.
738
00:53:22,930 --> 00:53:26,680
And then you have to share this box
with 11 other guys.
739
00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:29,190
But the-- worst thing is...
740
00:53:30,310 --> 00:53:32,480
Oh, it's the funny part.
741
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,030
(Marley laughing)
742
00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:37,780
You are the worst joke teller
I've ever met.
743
00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:40,080
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that
744
00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,410
the only person to ever
sit in your face is your mother.
745
00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:45,210
You're just hopeless.
746
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,830
-Ms Corbett.
-Hi, Dr Sanders.
747
00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:57,560
I'll grab an appetizer.
748
00:54:02,590 --> 00:54:04,970
-She's a brave girl.
-Yeah.
749
00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:08,310
You know she quit the trial.
750
00:54:09,810 --> 00:54:14,240
NO, l-- I didn't know that.
751
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,780
It seems to me that your patient's
having an easier time
752
00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:24,120
keeping emotion out of this decision
then you are.
753
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:29,170
I'm just trying to save her life.
What else am I supposed to do?
754
00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,420
Why did you invite her here?
755
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:36,050
Because there's patients, survivors.
it's a fund raiser for cancer.
756
00:54:36,130 --> 00:54:39,880
The line is there for a reason, Doctor.
Not just for the patients.
757
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,640
You'll need to think about
what you're doing.
758
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:49,560
-Hey, can I?
-Yes, sir.
759
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,730
Thank you.
760
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:56,230
What did I miss?
761
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:02,620
-Do you wanna get out of here?
-Yeah, I know just the place.
762
00:55:03,820 --> 00:55:06,750
First dinner, then a surprise.
763
00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,080
Let's go.
764
00:55:12,710 --> 00:55:16,300
What-- a surprise in a dark alley?
765
00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:20,760
-Do you really know where we're going?
-Yeah, I do.
766
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,390
Where are you taking me?
Come on.
767
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:25,970
In all the years you've been here,
768
00:55:26,050 --> 00:55:29,650
you've never been
to a little place called Paradise.
769
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:34,230
Hey, hey.
770
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:40,780
Hey, Marley. Hey.
771
00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:44,950
-Hey. Wow.
-Don't worry, they don't bite
772
00:55:47,530 --> 00:55:48,780
much.
773
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:05,220
Isn't this fun?
774
00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:07,970
-Hey, hey, hey.
-Are you new in town?
775
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,730
Hey-
776
00:56:21,570 --> 00:56:22,940
Marley.
777
00:56:26,070 --> 00:56:27,320
Hey-
778
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,960
Hey, no, wait.
779
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,800
No, wait, wait, wait.
780
00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:50,560
You look amazing.
781
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,160
(Marley and Julian laughing)
782
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,910
You're such a tranny magnet.
783
00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:14,040
If I wasn't there, you could have
for sure gotten some action.
784
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:18,340
I know.
Actually, you know that Adam?
785
00:57:18,410 --> 00:57:21,590
She was kind of hot, no?
Yeah.
786
00:57:22,630 --> 00:57:24,430
Ahhh.
787
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,600
Where did you go?
788
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,440
Do you believe in God?
789
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,810
-Wow.
-No, really.
790
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:44,320
Okay, if you ask me, Dr Julian Goldstein,
if I believe in God...
791
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:48,780
I mean, I believe in science
and in empirical evidence, so,
792
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:52,540
no, I don't believe in a higher power.
793
00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:58,420
But if you ask me, Julian,
I'd say I don't know.
794
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,840
Why?
795
00:58:03,790 --> 00:58:06,050
I envy people who do.
796
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:10,300
They're so sure
that something exists.
797
00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:13,180
What a great way to live.
798
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:15,980
Without fear.
799
00:58:19,060 --> 00:58:20,780
What are you afraid of?
800
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,950
-No.
-Come on. Come on.
801
00:58:28,570 --> 00:58:29,940
I want to know.
802
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:34,450
-The whole list?
-How about the top three?
803
00:58:34,530 --> 00:58:36,030
Fine.
804
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,120
I'm afraid if I die
my Mom will never recover.
805
00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:42,380
Okay.
806
00:58:43,710 --> 00:58:46,340
I worry about who'd take care
of my dog.
807
00:58:50,510 --> 00:58:52,130
Anything else?
808
00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:56,140
I'm scared this entire night
is gonna go by without you kissing me.
809
00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:08,150
Ah.
810
01:00:00,580 --> 01:00:02,580
So this is a date, right?
811
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:09,000
Yeah-- It's just that I--
they don't wanna...
812
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:16,010
I quit the trial.
813
01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:18,300
I know.
814
01:00:19,350 --> 01:00:23,070
-Why?
-I want to enjoy quality of life.
815
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:28,320
Besides, and you're gonna think
I'm crazy, but Whoopi Goldberg...
816
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,770
She is a lady who knows
what she's talking about.
817
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,450
(Marley laughing)
818
01:00:36,530 --> 01:00:39,410
-You don't.
-Right.
819
01:00:39,490 --> 01:00:42,330
Coming from a guy
with a yo-yo collection.
820
01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:45,210
What?
You don't like yo-yos?
821
01:00:45,290 --> 01:00:47,630
You have a problem
against yo-yos?
822
01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:50,090
Well, let me show you.
823
01:00:52,750 --> 01:00:53,930
Okay.
824
01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:59,720
You really are the biggest dork
I've ever slept with.
825
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,020
That's a very nice thing of you to say,
826
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:06,320
but it's afar better compliment
if you leave dork out of that sentence.
827
01:01:06,390 --> 01:01:11,270
You are the biggest
I have ever slept with.
828
01:01:14,690 --> 01:01:18,620
What a trick!
What a trick!
829
01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:25,710
Yeah, yeah, I know, but I...
830
01:01:28,330 --> 01:01:32,380
♪ I know you're fed up
831
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:36,590
♪ life don't let up for us
832
01:01:36,670 --> 01:01:41,970
♪ all they talk about
is what's going down
833
01:01:42,050 --> 01:01:46,180
♪ and what's been messed up for us
834
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:51,610
♪ when I look around
I see blue skies
835
01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:55,690
♪ I see butterflies for us
836
01:01:55,770 --> 01:02:01,080
♪ listen to the sound
and lose it ♪
837
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:05,910
♪ its sweet music
and dance with me I
838
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:12,090
'Cause there is beauty in the world.)
(Julian): Stanley, out, out.
839
01:02:12,170 --> 01:02:15,390
♪ so much beauty in the world
840
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:20,220
♪ so shake your booty boys and girls
for the beauty in the world
841
01:02:20,300 --> 01:02:22,800
♪ pick your diamond
pick your pearl
842
01:02:22,890 --> 01:02:26,770
♪ there is beauty in the world
All together now ♪
843
01:02:41,530 --> 01:02:43,450
Wee!
844
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:55,420
-Hey, do not look over.
-Okay.
845
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:58,470
Do you see those two guys
talking to Julian?
846
01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:00,590
Okay, look now.
847
01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,590
Stop. Stop looking.
848
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:08,270
I'm having drinks
with Clark Kent tonight.
849
01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:11,270
And dinner with Superman tomorrow.
850
01:03:11,350 --> 01:03:15,860
Oh boy, you have taken my whore crown
and are wearing it so well.
851
01:03:15,940 --> 01:03:19,190
It's a little big.
I've been wearing it as a belt.
852
01:03:21,150 --> 01:03:22,200
Ahh!
853
01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:28,620
You know, actually, Renee's life
is looking pretty good to me lately.
854
01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,760
Marley, I...
855
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:41,930
I'm sorry, Marley, I don't know.
I just-- I'm sorry.
856
01:03:42,010 --> 01:03:43,630
Sssh. It's okay.
857
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,770
Oh, that's sweet, isn't it?
858
01:04:35,850 --> 01:04:38,570
Let's put it right in here
with your name on it.
859
01:04:38,690 --> 01:04:43,110
What do you think Martha Stewart
would think of my arrangement, Stanley?
860
01:04:43,190 --> 01:04:44,540
Okay.
861
01:04:44,610 --> 01:04:49,740
Maybe I could quit planning parties
and do my own flower arrangements.
862
01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:54,540
You're home early.
863
01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:57,790
-Is everything okay?
-Yeah, it's fine.
864
01:04:59,290 --> 01:05:02,390
-Did something happen?
-I'm going back to bed.
865
01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:04,840
Did you and Julian have a fight?
866
01:05:06,970 --> 01:05:08,310
No.
867
01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:11,890
Do you want to talk about it?
Maybe I could help.
868
01:05:11,970 --> 01:05:15,220
Right. 'Cause you're the expert
in relationships.
869
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:28,150
Mom, please, not now.
870
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:31,330
I may have made a mistake
marrying your father.
871
01:05:31,410 --> 01:05:35,250
May have?
The man is emotionally constipated.
872
01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:38,170
I'm grateful he gave me you.
873
01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:02,150
Oh, my goodness.
874
01:06:03,190 --> 01:06:05,440
Can I have a big hug?
Oh.
875
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,030
Mmm.
876
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:13,620
-Hey.
-Did she tell you?
877
01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:15,950
God, my mother is a walking mouth.
878
01:06:16,030 --> 01:06:19,760
-A walking mouth.
-Hello, Cammie.
879
01:06:19,830 --> 01:06:22,750
-You look very pretty today.
-What do you tell him?
880
01:06:22,830 --> 01:06:27,510
-And I'm smart.
-Good girl. Good girl.
881
01:06:27,590 --> 01:06:29,090
Oooh!
882
01:06:30,380 --> 01:06:34,680
Oh grody, he's peeing!
883
01:06:37,470 --> 01:06:39,690
So what was this morning about?
884
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:44,230
-I don't know. I couldn't sleep.
-I know.
885
01:06:44,310 --> 01:06:48,530
-But why?
-Well, a reminder: I'm dying.
886
01:06:50,110 --> 01:06:54,540
Yeah okay, and I haven't helped you,
um,
887
01:06:54,620 --> 01:06:57,330
get in touch with all the--
the anger and...
888
01:06:57,410 --> 01:06:58,910
You know what? Just stop.
889
01:06:58,990 --> 01:07:02,540
I'm so not in the mood
for a lecture right now.
890
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:06,170
Hey! It's obvious that you're scared.
it's normal. it's fine.
891
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:09,930
Is it normal for doctors
to screw their patients?
892
01:07:10,010 --> 01:07:13,760
We had a good time.
Let's just leave it at that.
893
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:15,690
Wow!
894
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:19,060
-Whoa, already past tense.
-Well,
895
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:24,190
reality check: It's going to be
past tense soon enough.
896
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:29,150
-Hey, Marley...
-Mmm.
897
01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:32,950
I love you.
898
01:07:39,950 --> 01:07:41,950
Oh, great.
899
01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:45,460
Fantastic.
900
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,800
You love me.
901
01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:54,050
What kind of guy
falls in love with a dying girl?
902
01:07:54,130 --> 01:07:57,310
Don't diminish what's going on
between us. Okay?
903
01:07:57,390 --> 01:07:59,480
-I know what I'm feeling.
-I do too.
904
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,560
I feel smothered
and I need you to back off!
905
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:03,690
No, no...
906
01:08:03,770 --> 01:08:06,990
-Ow!
-Are you okay?
907
01:08:07,060 --> 01:08:09,820
Leave me alone!
908
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:15,330
-Come on, let me help you.
-I said: Leave me the hell alone!
909
01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:21,250
-I'm sorry, sweetie.
-I wanna go home.
910
01:08:21,330 --> 01:08:23,920
I know.
I'm gonna take you home right now.
911
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:26,840
I'm sorry.
912
01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:33,880
Let me see.
Let me see that beautiful face.
913
01:08:35,670 --> 01:08:38,600
-Let me see...
-(Renee): Hey, you're back early.
914
01:08:40,470 --> 01:08:43,940
-Hi, Mommy.
-Hi, pumpkin. Did you all have fun?
915
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,890
-You're having a party.
-No.
916
01:08:45,980 --> 01:08:50,730
Some of the other moms dropped by.
Sort of an impromptu thing.
917
01:08:50,810 --> 01:08:52,780
It's not contagious, you know.
918
01:08:53,820 --> 01:08:55,240
Of course not.
919
01:08:56,280 --> 01:09:00,750
Um-- why don't you go back
and play for a little bit.
920
01:09:00,820 --> 01:09:04,580
-Bye, sweetie, I love you.
-Bye.
921
01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:08,290
I've just been really busy, you know.
With the baby coming and...
922
01:09:08,370 --> 01:09:12,380
Oh, really? You obviously have time
for those women in there.
923
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:18,690
-That's different. They're...
-What? They're fat, boring and
924
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:23,310
-not dying?
-Okay.
925
01:09:23,390 --> 01:09:25,610
Want me to make this
more palatable for you?
926
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:27,560
-That's not what I want
-Are you just
927
01:09:27,640 --> 01:09:31,020
angry because you're going
to have to find a new babysitter?
928
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:34,780
Yeah.
929
01:09:36,110 --> 01:09:39,780
Come on.
That's exactly what I'm angry about.
930
01:09:51,290 --> 01:09:53,840
(Peter): They could fire you
on the first day.
931
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,670
(Matt): Oh, yeah?
932
01:09:55,750 --> 01:10:02,060
-Hey, the zoo, how was it?
-Oh, you know. It was fantastic.
933
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:07,610
Um, Marley, this is Matt. My friend
who moved here from Brooklyn.
934
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,730
Nice to meet you.
Peter's told me a lot about you.
935
01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:12,230
Really?
936
01:10:12,310 --> 01:10:15,570
-Did he tell you I was dying?
-Yeah.
937
01:10:15,650 --> 01:10:18,780
A couple more weeks
and I'm out of here.
938
01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:21,240
Why don't you take a look
at my apartment.
939
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,750
Then maybe you guys
can be neighbours and love buddies.
940
01:10:24,830 --> 01:10:27,870
Excuse me.
Babe.
941
01:10:28,910 --> 01:10:31,790
-What are you doing?
-Nothing.
942
01:10:31,870 --> 01:10:33,550
Have a good day.
943
01:10:39,970 --> 01:10:42,640
♪ Well, there's a pretty little girl
such a pretty little girl
944
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,690
♪ I think she lives
around the corner from me
945
01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:49,230
♪ sometimes is see her walking
past my window as I stare out vacantly ♪
946
01:10:49,310 --> 01:10:53,900
Shut up! I hear you!
947
01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:57,780
♪ Pretty little girl are you in love?
I always see you out on your own ♪
948
01:10:57,860 --> 01:11:00,740
Really? Asshole.
949
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:15,050
God!
950
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,950
I'm scared.
951
01:11:50,450 --> 01:11:52,420
I'm scared to death.
952
01:11:54,330 --> 01:11:55,630
Of what?
953
01:11:56,960 --> 01:12:01,050
-Of dying.
-Everybody dies.
954
01:12:01,130 --> 01:12:03,180
What are you really afraid of?
955
01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:07,430
I didn't have enough time
to do all the things I wanted to do.
956
01:12:07,510 --> 01:12:10,690
-Like what?
-Buy a house!
957
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,980
Have a baby.
Find somebody who loves me.
958
01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:17,610
You have that.
Or, you had it.
959
01:12:17,690 --> 01:12:19,310
How do you know?
960
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:23,150
He could just have said all that stuff
because he felt sorry for me.
961
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:27,120
He doesn't strike me as someone
who loved you out of pity.
962
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:29,120
You should try again.
963
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:33,670
-I don't know what his issues are.
-I don't care what his issues are.
964
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:37,470
-Do you love him?
-Um...
965
01:12:37,540 --> 01:12:41,140
Do you love him?
966
01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:43,560
-Do you?
-I do, I do, I do.
967
01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:47,260
-Say it in a complete sentence.
-I love him. I love him.
968
01:12:47,340 --> 01:12:50,560
I-- love him.
969
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,770
I really do.
I really love him.
970
01:12:52,850 --> 01:12:55,940
Maybe you should go back down
and tell him.
971
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:59,690
-I can't go back down. I'm dead.
-You're not dead.
972
01:12:59,770 --> 01:13:01,610
The car didn't actually hit you.
973
01:13:01,690 --> 01:13:05,410
Aside from a little headache,
you should be fine.
974
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,540
Ah! Oop.
975
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,210
Ohh!
976
01:13:20,170 --> 01:13:21,380
Ohh.
977
01:13:32,470 --> 01:13:34,190
Oh look, he's right here.
978
01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:42,240
-Mom? Hey.
-Right. Okay. I'll wait for you outside.
979
01:13:42,310 --> 01:13:43,660
Thank you.
980
01:13:48,570 --> 01:13:51,040
-(Marley): Hi.
-(Julian): Hi.
981
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,710
-What happened to you?
-A street hit me in the face.
982
01:13:57,290 --> 01:13:59,630
-What?
-Can I talk to you?
983
01:13:59,710 --> 01:14:02,680
-Yeah.
-Okay. Come on.
984
01:14:07,090 --> 01:14:09,890
My whole life I've been so afraid
of guys lying to me,
985
01:14:09,970 --> 01:14:13,140
not being there for me
and ending up Shafted like my mother.
986
01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:16,690
Somewhere along the line
I decided to take charge of my life,
987
01:14:16,770 --> 01:14:20,610
and to never let anybody
ever get close enough to hurt me.
988
01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,900
-Ever.
-Okay. Okay.
989
01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:26,860
And then you come along.
990
01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:30,070
With your nose in your books
and your yo-yos and your
991
01:14:30,150 --> 01:14:35,380
spouting off ridiculous jokes like:
"My Mom sat on my-- face.“
992
01:14:37,370 --> 01:14:40,290
-So you can see how I missed it.
-What?
993
01:14:40,370 --> 01:14:41,920
What? You missed what?
994
01:14:58,260 --> 01:15:00,140
You're my third wish.
995
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:03,990
I love you.
996
01:15:17,030 --> 01:15:21,630
Put your turn signal on. Don't make me
guess which way you're gonna go.
997
01:15:21,710 --> 01:15:24,210
(Beverley): Just surprise me.
998
01:15:24,290 --> 01:15:28,260
Remember when I was little how I
used to masturbate all the time?
999
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:31,970
Do you remember when we went
to that rug store
1000
01:15:32,050 --> 01:15:34,640
and I hopped up
on one of those rolled-up rugs?
1001
01:15:35,930 --> 01:15:38,650
Then you gave me
a two-week time out
1002
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:42,520
and told me never to touch
my jingle bells again.
1003
01:15:44,850 --> 01:15:47,610
Yeah, I remember that.
1004
01:15:52,110 --> 01:15:53,530
You know?
1005
01:15:56,450 --> 01:16:00,200
My whole life I think that was
the only time you were a bad Mom.
1006
01:16:03,410 --> 01:16:05,840
Yet I was such a shit.
1007
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,710
You're a daughter.
1008
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,800
That's your job.
1009
01:16:16,890 --> 01:16:19,310
Will you help me plan my funeral?
1010
01:16:22,100 --> 01:16:23,270
Sure.
1011
01:16:24,310 --> 01:16:28,190
I don't want it to be some sombre affair.
I want it to be a celebration.
1012
01:16:28,270 --> 01:16:29,570
I want to put the
1013
01:16:30,610 --> 01:16:33,200
f-u-n back in funeral.
1014
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:56,340
Hi.
1015
01:16:56,420 --> 01:17:00,220
Listen, you've been a real bitch lately.
Really mean and ugly.
1016
01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:02,980
I just want you to know
that I don't appreciate it.
1017
01:17:03,060 --> 01:17:04,480
-You don't?
-No.
1018
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:07,810
Because I've done nothing
but support you
1019
01:17:07,890 --> 01:17:11,820
-through this so-called difficult time.
-Well, it has been hard.
1020
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:16,780
Please- listening to you
going on and on about
1021
01:17:16,860 --> 01:17:19,870
feeling sick and "I'm too tired"
1022
01:17:19,950 --> 01:17:24,580
and "Oh, that Vinnie
really rocked my world."
1023
01:17:24,660 --> 01:17:26,830
-He was awesome wasn't he?
-He was.
1024
01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:28,710
-So back to you.
-What?
1025
01:17:28,790 --> 01:17:31,630
Your behaviour has really
made me angry. It has.
1026
01:17:31,710 --> 01:17:34,880
But you wanna know what makes me
blow my top, see red
1027
01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:40,440
and makes my blood boil
is the fact that I'm gonna miss you.
1028
01:17:42,930 --> 01:17:44,480
So much.
1029
01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:00,280
Do you think I could have
that dance now?
1030
01:18:02,120 --> 01:18:03,240
No.
1031
01:18:04,870 --> 01:18:07,710
That ship sailed so long ago.
1032
01:18:13,130 --> 01:18:16,470
You know?
I thought you'd never ask.
1033
01:18:44,490 --> 01:18:46,580
You're just scared.
1034
01:18:46,660 --> 01:18:50,290
-Break it down.
-Take all that. Aw. Take that.
1035
01:18:50,370 --> 01:18:54,130
Woof. Woof.
I mean it's so high.
1036
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:05,020
Hi, Marley, it's Dad.
1037
01:19:05,090 --> 01:19:08,970
I'm coming into town tonight
and I'd like to see you.
1038
01:19:09,060 --> 01:19:12,280
I'll call you once I get to the hotel.
1039
01:19:12,350 --> 01:19:15,200
Hope you're doing well.
Bye.
1040
01:19:16,980 --> 01:19:19,700
He sounds like he's making an effort.
1041
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,620
It’s too little too late.
1042
01:19:28,950 --> 01:19:30,370
Mmm.
1043
01:19:34,210 --> 01:19:35,550
Go ahead.
1044
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,300
You know, I don't know the guy,
1045
01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:43,630
and he might be as big a schmuck
as you say he is,
1046
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:46,890
but, um, it might worth
listening to him.
1047
01:19:48,970 --> 01:19:52,600
Some people have a hard time
opening up about their feelings.
1048
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,150
Low blow.
1049
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,660
(TV announcer): Goal!
1050
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,370
The Penne Arrabiata sounds good.
1051
01:20:15,460 --> 01:20:19,050
Oh thanks, but I'm trying to lose
a couple of pounds.
1052
01:20:25,470 --> 01:20:29,270
-What are we doing?
-What do you mean?
1053
01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:33,570
Making chit-chat like nothing's wrong
between us. I hate it.
1054
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:37,020
-I'm trying to have a nice visit.
-By not saying anything?
1055
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:40,820
-What do you want me to do?
-Nothing. it's fine.
1056
01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:45,320
-No. I'm here aren't I?
-Yes, Dad, physically you are here.
1057
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:48,660
-Marley, come on. I'm trying.
-Give the man a trophy.
1058
01:20:48,740 --> 01:20:49,990
He's trying.
1059
01:20:50,070 --> 01:20:54,830
Could we have just one pleasant meal?
Just one and then talk about this later?
1060
01:20:56,830 --> 01:20:58,670
-Fine.
-Thank you.
1061
01:21:02,710 --> 01:21:05,930
No. it's not fine.
I don't know if I have a "later".
1062
01:21:06,010 --> 01:21:09,430
So we need to talk about this right now,
or I walk out the door
1063
01:21:09,510 --> 01:21:11,640
and may never see you again.
1064
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:45,380
Marley, wait!
1065
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:50,890
I don't know what to do, kiddo.
Tell me what to do.
1066
01:21:50,970 --> 01:21:53,190
Dad, I don't want to have to tell you.
1067
01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:56,390
And I shouldn't have to tell you.
1068
01:21:57,430 --> 01:22:00,560
Do you remember that time
probably 20 years ago?
1069
01:22:00,650 --> 01:22:03,620
You said: "I'm glad
God brought me into this world,
1070
01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:06,410
but I wish it was
from a different father."
1071
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,780
Do you remember that?
1072
01:22:08,860 --> 01:22:12,580
And yet I said nothing,
because I didn't know what to say.
1073
01:22:13,740 --> 01:22:15,710
But it killed me inside.
1074
01:22:16,830 --> 01:22:20,830
And now my little girl is very sick
and I can't fix it.
1075
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:24,180
So please tell me what to say,
1076
01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:27,350
because I can't have you
hating me like this anymore.
1077
01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:31,730
I love you so very much, Marley.
1078
01:22:33,390 --> 01:22:35,510
Just tell me what to do.
1079
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,690
You just did it.
1080
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,820
Thank you.
1081
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,660
(Marley): Renee?
1082
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:04,970
Renee!
1083
01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:19,770
I know you're in here, so I'm just
gonna say what I came here to say,
1084
01:23:19,850 --> 01:23:21,900
which is: I'm sorry.
1085
01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:27,110
It really hurt when you started
distancing yourself, but it's okay.
1086
01:23:27,190 --> 01:23:28,910
I get it.
1087
01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:33,910
A new baby coming
and me-- leaving.
1088
01:23:33,990 --> 01:23:40,790
It's not fair having to be so happy
and so sad at the same time, is it?
1089
01:23:43,870 --> 01:23:47,250
Our friendship is one of the best things
in my life.
1090
01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:50,930
I'm sorry I'm not gonna get
to know that little boy.
1091
01:23:51,010 --> 01:23:54,760
But I know he'll be beautiful.
Just like Cammie.
1092
01:23:56,680 --> 01:24:00,520
Oh, my God, that little girl is amazing.
1093
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,230
So, please, when she gets older
1094
01:24:06,310 --> 01:24:09,610
tell her that I loved her
like she was my own.
1095
01:24:20,740 --> 01:24:22,290
Bye.
1096
01:24:47,060 --> 01:24:49,560
You sure you still want to do this?
1097
01:24:51,900 --> 01:24:53,070
Yeah.
1098
01:25:00,740 --> 01:25:02,620
♪ baby ♪
1099
01:25:02,700 --> 01:25:04,880
Wooo! Oh, my God.
1100
01:25:04,950 --> 01:25:07,000
♪ it's been a long day
1101
01:25:09,130 --> 01:25:13,930
♪ things ain't been going my way
and I need you here
1102
01:25:15,630 --> 01:25:17,630
♪ here by my ♪
1103
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,850
Wooo! Yeah!
1104
01:25:19,930 --> 01:25:23,180
♪ all the time
1105
01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:29,690
♪ baby, the way you move me
is crazy
1106
01:25:32,020 --> 01:25:35,820
♪ it's like you see right through me
and make it easier
1107
01:25:38,150 --> 01:25:43,410
♪ you please me and you don't
even have to try
1108
01:25:43,490 --> 01:25:49,300
♪ oh, because you are the best thing
1109
01:25:49,370 --> 01:25:55,050
♪ you are the best thing
1110
01:25:55,130 --> 01:25:57,380
♪ you're the best thing, baby
1111
01:25:57,470 --> 01:26:00,560
♪ you are the best thing
1112
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:02,850
♪ you're the best thing
1113
01:26:02,930 --> 01:26:06,270
♪ that ever happened to me
1114
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:15,490
♪ baby, we've come a long way,
baby
1115
01:26:17,110 --> 01:26:21,030
♪ you know, I hope and I pray
that you believe me ♪
1116
01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:25,130
-Same as ever?
-Yeah.
1117
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:26,580
Really?
1118
01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:34,130
Hey, what are you gonna do
after I'm gone?
1119
01:26:35,170 --> 01:26:36,510
Hum?
1120
01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:42,060
Come on. You got on my case
about not opening up.
1121
01:26:45,510 --> 01:26:48,940
I just don't like thinking about it.
1122
01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:52,940
Julian, I need to know
that you're gonna be okay.
1123
01:26:53,020 --> 01:26:54,070
Oh, my God.
1124
01:26:54,150 --> 01:26:56,440
We should talk about
what we're feeling.
1125
01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:01,370
-Now I've created a monster.
-Yeah, you have.
1126
01:27:04,030 --> 01:27:05,500
So?
1127
01:27:10,910 --> 01:27:11,960
Um,
1128
01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:18,430
so-- this old man
he goes to the doctor,
1129
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:20,680
and he brings his wife along.
1130
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:23,680
It's the yearly physical,
so the doctor says:
1131
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:28,310
"l just need a urine sample,
a blood, a sperm and a stool sample."
1132
01:27:28,390 --> 01:27:32,690
The old man can't hear very well,
so he looks over to his wife
1133
01:27:32,770 --> 01:27:36,400
and asks: "What?
What is he saying?"
1134
01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:40,240
And the wife yells back at him:
"He wants your underwear!"
1135
01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:48,200
My work here is done.
1136
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:23,950
Ohh.
1137
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:34,960
Oh.
1138
01:29:23,090 --> 01:29:26,470
So, I have to go back
to New York for a few days, but
1139
01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:28,470
call me if you need anything. Okay?
1140
01:29:28,550 --> 01:29:30,600
Okay, I will.
1141
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,600
-I love you.
-I love you too.
1142
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:37,140
Bye.
1143
01:29:43,650 --> 01:29:47,070
And this includes
a big opening party?
1144
01:29:48,450 --> 01:29:52,450
Alright, that's what I want.
Great.
1145
01:29:53,740 --> 01:29:55,840
The name is Sarah Walker.
1146
01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:58,590
It's a surprise.
1147
01:29:59,620 --> 01:30:03,170
(Marley): Okay, thank you very much.
Bye, bye.
1148
01:30:09,050 --> 01:30:13,600
Mom, would you do me a favour
and give this to Sarah for me?
1149
01:30:14,930 --> 01:30:18,310
She's gonna be here in a minute.
You can...
1150
01:30:20,060 --> 01:30:21,230
Oh.
1151
01:30:24,610 --> 01:30:26,830
I'll make sure she gets it.
1152
01:30:31,410 --> 01:30:34,380
And this is for you.
1153
01:30:43,210 --> 01:30:45,130
-it's for me?
-Hm.
1154
01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:07,740
Mom?
1155
01:31:09,070 --> 01:31:10,410
Yeah?
1156
01:31:10,490 --> 01:31:12,830
Will you take care of Stanley for me?
1157
01:31:14,110 --> 01:31:17,990
-I wouldn't have it any other way.
-Check.
1158
01:31:21,250 --> 01:31:22,540
Ah.
1159
01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:27,800
Ah.
1160
01:31:38,430 --> 01:31:42,360
♪ a Mercedes Benz ♪
1161
01:31:42,430 --> 01:31:45,190
You used to sing me that
to sleep every night.
1162
01:31:45,270 --> 01:31:52,620
♪ my friends all have Porsches,
I must make amends
1163
01:31:52,700 --> 01:31:56,830
♪ worked hard all my life
1164
01:31:56,910 --> 01:32:00,630
♪ no help from my friends
1165
01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:07,960
♪ oh Lord, won't you buy me
a Mercedes Benz ♪
1166
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:11,140
Wanna get the ball?
Go get it.
1167
01:32:12,420 --> 01:32:14,100
Get it, buddy.
1168
01:32:18,220 --> 01:32:19,970
Hey-
1169
01:32:20,060 --> 01:32:25,310
I was gonna go for a jog up the hill.
Do you want to come?
1170
01:32:25,390 --> 01:32:30,570
-Sure. You start. I'll catch right up.
-Okay.
1171
01:32:32,530 --> 01:32:38,830
Woo! Yeah. Here we go.
Oh, Oh.
1172
01:32:40,490 --> 01:32:42,750
On second thought,
that's a really big hill.
1173
01:32:43,790 --> 01:32:45,460
Pussy.
1174
01:32:46,670 --> 01:32:48,590
I'm not afraid to admit it.
1175
01:32:51,090 --> 01:32:52,680
Ah.
1176
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:59,600
When's Julian getting here?
1177
01:32:59,680 --> 01:33:02,650
He had to work late,
so I just left a message.
1178
01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:07,360
Trying to let the poor man sleep.
1179
01:33:13,690 --> 01:33:15,070
-Sarah?
-Hm?
1180
01:33:15,150 --> 01:33:16,620
I'm sorry.
1181
01:33:17,490 --> 01:33:20,120
-What?
-I've been so wrapped up in all this,
1182
01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:24,450
I haven't stopped to ask how
it was affecting all of you guys.
1183
01:33:24,540 --> 01:33:27,130
-Oh, that's...
-Ask how you're doing.
1184
01:33:27,210 --> 01:33:30,510
-It's...
-How are you're doing?
1185
01:33:37,050 --> 01:33:39,390
How are you doing?
1186
01:33:41,930 --> 01:33:43,520
Not so good.
1187
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:48,360
See?
I didn't know that.
1188
01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:52,030
Why didn't you wish
not to die, huh?
1189
01:33:53,440 --> 01:33:55,990
Hm, something else I wanted more.
1190
01:33:56,070 --> 01:34:01,830
Well, I wish it.
I wish it right now. God?
1191
01:34:01,910 --> 01:34:06,790
Hey? God?
You listening?
1192
01:34:08,540 --> 01:34:11,880
You can't take her away.
Okay?
1193
01:34:13,460 --> 01:34:15,880
I want her to stay here.
1194
01:34:17,380 --> 01:34:22,010
It's not gonna work. You need
an anal probe and a morphine shooter.
1195
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:34,110
-Are you scared?
-No.
1196
01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:39,040
Not anymore.
1197
01:35:09,930 --> 01:35:11,530
Marley?
1198
01:35:14,810 --> 01:35:16,240
Marley?
1199
01:35:22,320 --> 01:35:23,950
Marley?
1200
01:35:27,450 --> 01:35:28,950
Hey-
1201
01:35:30,290 --> 01:35:32,710
Marley...
1202
01:35:58,770 --> 01:36:00,280
Here you go, sir.
1203
01:36:01,940 --> 01:36:03,490
This is Peter.
1204
01:36:09,830 --> 01:36:11,580
Ahh!
1205
01:37:13,810 --> 01:37:16,530
Hey you, it's me.
1206
01:37:17,980 --> 01:37:22,480
Oh, I didn't think
this was going to be so difficult.
1207
01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:26,200
I thank God you came into my life.
I do.
1208
01:37:26,280 --> 01:37:28,870
Because you showed me
how to be the person
1209
01:37:28,950 --> 01:37:32,450
I always imagined myself to be.
1210
01:37:32,530 --> 01:37:34,630
That's not even
giving you enough credit,
1211
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:38,500
because until I met you
I had no idea who I could be.
1212
01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:46,090
So-- take care and try
not to fall in love again. Ever.
1213
01:37:46,170 --> 01:37:47,850
Ever again.
1214
01:37:49,840 --> 01:37:51,470
That's kind of a joke.
1215
01:37:53,100 --> 01:37:55,690
-I love you.
-I love you.
1216
01:38:12,570 --> 01:38:17,630
Oh, oh, oh.
I know.
1217
01:38:51,030 --> 01:38:54,500
(voice over Marley)
So, that's my story.
1218
01:38:54,570 --> 01:38:57,920
I had some pretty amazing friends,
didn't I?
1219
01:38:57,990 --> 01:39:02,370
And I include my parents in that group,
even though my whole life I blamed them
1220
01:39:02,460 --> 01:39:04,930
for, well, everything.
1221
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:10,800
But the truth is: I was afraid.
I was afraid to trust and forgive.
1222
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:14,680
I was scared I wasn't enough.
But I was.
1223
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(Julian): I just have to say: To Marley.
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(Everyone): To Marley!
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-Thank you, Marley.
-Thank you, Marley.
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Hi.
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Stanley.
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(voice over Marley)
What I wouldn't give
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to experience just one more time,
to feel that incredible sensation
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when he looked at me
and I felt-- alive.
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