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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,009 --> 00:00:00,953 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:00,978 --> 00:00:02,168 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 3 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,212 I'm so happy you finally brought her here to meet me. 4 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:06,347 - You seem nice. - The Clantons are in Purgatory. 5 00:00:06,352 --> 00:00:07,553 An eye for an eye. 6 00:00:07,558 --> 00:00:08,959 - Doc, I think they killed Billy. - _ 7 00:00:08,963 --> 00:00:10,832 I've been marked! 8 00:00:10,837 --> 00:00:13,102 - I'm tired of this fight. - People can change. 9 00:00:13,107 --> 00:00:14,207 Come to Mama. 10 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,703 Hey, sexy. 11 00:00:16,708 --> 00:00:18,605 My ancestors will devour her. 12 00:00:18,610 --> 00:00:20,206 (SCREAMING) 13 00:00:20,211 --> 00:00:22,375 (GUNSHOT) 14 00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:25,011 I guess you and that gun deserve each other. 15 00:00:25,016 --> 00:00:26,946 Nicole Haught, will you marry me? 16 00:00:26,951 --> 00:00:28,852 Yes, I will marry you. 17 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,357 (LIGHT COUNTRY MUSIC) 18 00:00:35,857 --> 00:00:37,657 _ 19 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:39,696 (TRAIN HORN BLARING) 20 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,063 ♪ I'm free as the breeze ♪ 21 00:00:44,068 --> 00:00:47,066 ♪ And I do as I please ♪ 22 00:00:47,071 --> 00:00:50,941 ♪ And I do what I want to do ♪ 23 00:00:52,377 --> 00:00:54,707 ♪ I go where I want ♪ 24 00:00:54,712 --> 00:00:55,975 (DEMETRI): Get a room! 25 00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:58,141 I mean it, like, legit, they're three feet from you 26 00:00:58,146 --> 00:00:59,846 and cost less than a dental dam. 27 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:02,949 (WYNONNA SINGING) 28 00:01:02,954 --> 00:01:05,856 (CREATURE GOBBLING) 29 00:01:08,105 --> 00:01:09,705 Time's up, beast. 30 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,030 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 31 00:01:14,899 --> 00:01:17,601 (BOTH): Holy shit. 32 00:01:19,437 --> 00:01:21,972 - I see you found your gun. - And my mojo. 33 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:26,573 Make your peace, Amon. 34 00:01:26,578 --> 00:01:29,146 (THEME MUSIC) 35 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:34,247 ♪ 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ♪ 36 00:01:34,252 --> 00:01:36,650 ♪ I know that ain't no way to live ♪ 37 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:41,688 ♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪ 38 00:01:41,693 --> 00:01:46,696 ♪ I told that devil to take you back ♪ 39 00:01:47,699 --> 00:01:50,163 To the happily engaged couple! 40 00:01:50,168 --> 00:01:51,598 (BOTTLE POPPING, CHEERING) 41 00:01:51,603 --> 00:01:53,766 (LAUGHING) Again! 42 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,935 Hey! It took me weeks to find that couch. 43 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:58,071 To Nicole and Waverly. 44 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,310 May you grow old on one pillow. 45 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,175 Cheers. 46 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,943 Don't squander the eloquence now. 47 00:02:03,948 --> 00:02:05,816 The real engagement party's tomorrow. 48 00:02:06,901 --> 00:02:09,299 Alas, I must send my regrets. 49 00:02:09,304 --> 00:02:10,497 - What? - You're not coming? 50 00:02:10,502 --> 00:02:13,002 But here is another toast. 51 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:15,338 To all the kisses we have snatched, 52 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,541 and vice versa. 53 00:02:17,546 --> 00:02:18,977 - Oh, my God. - (DOC CLEARING THROAT) 54 00:02:18,981 --> 00:02:20,611 Beg pardon. Sometimes in a bar, 55 00:02:20,616 --> 00:02:21,942 a gentleman forgets himself. 56 00:02:21,947 --> 00:02:23,947 - I'd like to forget that. - Hmm. 57 00:02:23,952 --> 00:02:25,849 You know what helps? Mindless labour. 58 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,321 Why don't we get more ice? 59 00:02:28,723 --> 00:02:32,155 It's been over a month, you have to come. 60 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,024 This thing with Wynonna, it's just another blip. 61 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:37,193 Yeah, well not to me, it's not. 62 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:39,662 Really making a go of this, huh? 63 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,998 Uh, well I don't have much choice. 64 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:44,467 Turns out Chrissy invested my entire pension 65 00:02:44,472 --> 00:02:45,602 into this old gal. 66 00:02:45,607 --> 00:02:47,108 Okay, but you have to get some real staff 67 00:02:47,112 --> 00:02:49,342 - to help you out, alright? - Hey, where's Wynonna? 68 00:02:49,347 --> 00:02:50,447 I really need you two 69 00:02:50,452 --> 00:02:52,375 to take care of this basement business. 70 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,910 Imagine that people found out 71 00:02:53,915 --> 00:02:56,679 I've got a teenage killer Reaper down there? 72 00:02:56,684 --> 00:02:59,916 They're mad enough I took potato skins off the menu. 73 00:02:59,921 --> 00:03:01,818 Did you tell that little glow stick of yours 74 00:03:01,823 --> 00:03:03,823 that you wouldn't have found it if I hadn't helped? 75 00:03:05,693 --> 00:03:07,657 It says that, uh... 76 00:03:07,662 --> 00:03:10,894 a monster who knows all the goss is still a monster. 77 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,862 Well, this monster isn't hurting anyone. 78 00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:14,631 I'll bet you Bambi's got a different take. 79 00:03:14,636 --> 00:03:16,436 Bambi's food. 80 00:03:18,339 --> 00:03:20,837 And unless you faint at the sight of sausages 81 00:03:20,842 --> 00:03:23,642 or that jacket of yours is made of rare zucchini leather, 82 00:03:23,647 --> 00:03:26,209 - you can't judge me. - Except, I've never donned a... 83 00:03:26,214 --> 00:03:29,116 What is that? A lobster bib for leather queens? 84 00:03:30,215 --> 00:03:32,115 If I don't wear it, 85 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,421 my dry-cleaning bills are a bitch. 86 00:03:36,524 --> 00:03:38,258 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 87 00:03:39,527 --> 00:03:42,425 It's just good to remember... 88 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,898 that I can kill you. 89 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:48,865 Any time I want. 90 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:50,767 (AMON CHUCKLES) 91 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,673 Who told you my kink? 92 00:03:54,309 --> 00:03:56,343 (EERIE MUSIC) 93 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,581 (CHUCKLING) 94 00:04:02,217 --> 00:04:03,784 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 95 00:04:07,555 --> 00:04:09,456 Mmm... 96 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:14,290 We back, honey. 97 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,392 Back in Valdosta, my uncle Thomas, 98 00:04:16,397 --> 00:04:18,097 he taught me to woodwork. 99 00:04:18,102 --> 00:04:20,697 Should you wish to be married beneath an arbour, 100 00:04:20,702 --> 00:04:23,066 it would be my honour to build you one. 101 00:04:23,071 --> 00:04:24,968 - As a gift. - Doc! 102 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,503 - (DOOR OPENING) - You're going to make me cry. 103 00:04:27,508 --> 00:04:30,844 Well, slap my ass and call me the sister-in-law! 104 00:04:32,113 --> 00:04:34,177 Except you. You're not allowed to participate 105 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:36,079 in the slapping of ass. 106 00:04:36,084 --> 00:04:38,919 Congratulations... again. 107 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,056 You didn't warn me you were partying 108 00:04:47,061 --> 00:04:48,291 with The Lame Ranger. 109 00:04:48,296 --> 00:04:50,760 Where have you been? We called hours ago. 110 00:04:50,765 --> 00:04:52,395 Been a little busy. 111 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,531 Oh yeah? Too busy to celebrate your sister's engagement? 112 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:57,634 No! 113 00:04:57,639 --> 00:04:59,702 I was busy... 114 00:04:59,707 --> 00:05:02,171 making plans to celebrate. 115 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:05,808 Intricate, planny... plans. 116 00:05:05,813 --> 00:05:07,443 - Really? - Yeah. 117 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:08,782 Oh yeah? What kind? 118 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:13,316 The bachelorette. 119 00:05:13,321 --> 00:05:15,022 Girls' night out! 120 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:18,655 (HEAVY CLUB MUSIC) 121 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,627 (WOMEN CHEERING) 122 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:28,928 This isn't a girls' night out, 123 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:30,733 this is ladies' night. 124 00:05:30,738 --> 00:05:32,732 I didn't know it would be male strippers. 125 00:05:32,737 --> 00:05:33,937 Oh yeah? Didn't come up 126 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,909 when you were making your planny-plans? 127 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:40,443 Hey! Giuseppe! 128 00:05:40,448 --> 00:05:42,545 - This bride needs a delivery! - No. Stop. 129 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,547 - Stop! - Come bring the soppressata! 130 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,149 (WOMEN CHEERING) 131 00:05:46,154 --> 00:05:47,817 Another bride! 132 00:05:47,822 --> 00:05:50,322 Uh, no, I'm not a bride. 133 00:05:50,327 --> 00:05:52,188 But I am her fiancée! 134 00:05:52,193 --> 00:05:53,890 Cute! 135 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,993 Love the lob, girl. 136 00:05:56,998 --> 00:05:58,561 - Shots? - Oh... 137 00:05:58,566 --> 00:06:01,264 My bridal party bailed to go to Bible study. 138 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:03,933 - (CHUCKLING) - Well, it is noon on a Sunday. 139 00:06:03,938 --> 00:06:06,903 (WOMEN CHEERING) 140 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,542 Okay. Oh! 141 00:06:11,713 --> 00:06:13,142 (WAVERLY SIGHS) 142 00:06:13,147 --> 00:06:14,711 Yep! 143 00:06:14,716 --> 00:06:17,617 Definitely time to get that hot ginger off the market. 144 00:06:18,553 --> 00:06:20,850 As if you have anything to worry about. 145 00:06:20,855 --> 00:06:22,585 Everybody loves Waverly Earp. 146 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,391 Nobody's gonna steal your sunshine. 147 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:29,125 Yeah, well, Nicole wants to do it ASAP anyway. 148 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:31,361 Maybe just at City Hall. 149 00:06:31,366 --> 00:06:35,965 But how will the sparrows weave your gown that quickly? 150 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,700 It's her second. 151 00:06:37,705 --> 00:06:40,474 She wasn't even a fancy wedding person the first time. 152 00:06:41,909 --> 00:06:44,640 Yeah, but you've had bridal scrapbooks 153 00:06:44,645 --> 00:06:46,109 since you were ten. 154 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,548 Just tell her what you want, baby girl. 155 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,714 You deserve it. 156 00:06:50,719 --> 00:06:52,749 (MAN OVER SPEAKER): Tie down those saddlebags, 157 00:06:52,754 --> 00:06:55,785 the West is getting wild! 158 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:58,721 Welcome... Demetri! 159 00:06:58,726 --> 00:07:00,293 (COUNTRY MUSIC, WOMEN CHEERING) 160 00:07:04,265 --> 00:07:07,063 Oh baby, you should smile more! You'd be prettier! 161 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:09,799 Reverse sexism is still sexism, Wynonna. 162 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,267 Fine. 163 00:07:11,272 --> 00:07:13,136 Show us your big... 164 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,942 personality! 165 00:07:17,445 --> 00:07:19,275 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 166 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,210 I know him. 167 00:07:21,215 --> 00:07:22,712 (BELL DINGING) 168 00:07:22,717 --> 00:07:24,317 One bourbon, on the rocks. 169 00:07:26,087 --> 00:07:27,854 You get juice. 170 00:07:30,792 --> 00:07:32,622 Kid your age should be in school. 171 00:07:32,627 --> 00:07:33,790 (CHUCKLING) Pass. 172 00:07:33,795 --> 00:07:35,491 I have nightmares about school. 173 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:37,126 I end up naked in front of an assembly, 174 00:07:37,131 --> 00:07:38,929 forgetting the words to the national anthem. 175 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:40,963 Hmm. 176 00:07:40,968 --> 00:07:43,403 There'd be other kids your age to hang out with. 177 00:07:44,472 --> 00:07:47,737 Yeah, last time I tried that, didn't turn out so well. 178 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:49,439 Billy Clanton. 179 00:07:49,444 --> 00:07:51,808 I didn't know he was a Clanton. 180 00:07:51,813 --> 00:07:54,444 I don't blame people for doing what they do 181 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:55,945 when they don't know what that is. 182 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:57,613 Like when you were a barnacle beast 183 00:07:57,618 --> 00:07:59,219 and totally ate Nicole's cat? 184 00:08:00,455 --> 00:08:02,816 Sorry. I... I get weird 185 00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:05,021 when I spend too much time at the homestead. 186 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,359 Alone. 187 00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:09,959 Well... 188 00:08:09,964 --> 00:08:11,698 I need a bar-back. 189 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,200 You clean up, you follow my rules, 190 00:08:14,205 --> 00:08:17,100 you don't drink the booze, you never go in the basement, 191 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,968 and you never, ever... 192 00:08:18,973 --> 00:08:21,037 mention the cat again. 193 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,043 I swear on the bones of Calamity Jane. 194 00:08:23,978 --> 00:08:25,145 That was the last time. 195 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:27,547 Okay. 196 00:08:28,449 --> 00:08:30,250 Well, Rachel... 197 00:08:31,853 --> 00:08:33,549 welcome to Team Shorty's. 198 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,318 - Yay! - (LAUGHING) 199 00:08:35,323 --> 00:08:37,386 (CLUB MUSIC) 200 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,088 (WOMEN CHEERING) 201 00:08:39,093 --> 00:08:41,157 Butterball, Horn Dog, 202 00:08:41,162 --> 00:08:43,392 - Blowjob! - Oh! 203 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,394 What is Friday night at my ex's? 204 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:47,930 Ding! You win a shot! 205 00:08:47,935 --> 00:08:49,665 - Aye. - Aye, aye, aye. 206 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:52,001 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 207 00:08:52,006 --> 00:08:54,370 You know, I would take it over another night with my ex. 208 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:55,838 Oh, yeah. 209 00:08:55,843 --> 00:08:57,410 Smug moustache... 210 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,110 - Lectures on my morality... - (LAUGHING) 211 00:09:01,115 --> 00:09:06,315 Grabbing me like I'm a mustang he's gonna break. 212 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,352 Only that lightning-fast hands down my pants 213 00:09:09,357 --> 00:09:11,254 before I can even wish he... 214 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:12,688 Ugh! 215 00:09:12,693 --> 00:09:14,323 I'd tell you to move on to women, 216 00:09:14,328 --> 00:09:16,225 but they're just as bad. 217 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:18,161 Love is like the Tooth Fairy. 218 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:19,796 Never pays as well as you think? 219 00:09:19,801 --> 00:09:21,501 It don't exist! 220 00:09:23,037 --> 00:09:25,401 And I know! I've tried it all. 221 00:09:25,406 --> 00:09:26,640 I'm pan. 222 00:09:28,042 --> 00:09:30,039 Pan I buy you another drink? 223 00:09:30,044 --> 00:09:31,545 Uh... 224 00:09:33,581 --> 00:09:36,445 Drinks, pink, purple, blue, what you got? 225 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,318 No love is real. 226 00:09:39,223 --> 00:09:41,023 - (WAVERLY SCOFFS) - I know that for a fact, 227 00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:44,063 because I am a love professional. 228 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,959 Love might be the only thing that's real. 229 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,094 Nicole died for me. 230 00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:54,730 And I would kill for her. 231 00:09:54,735 --> 00:09:57,633 And if you can't feel that much, 232 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,735 then I'm sorry for you. 233 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:01,508 Truly. 234 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:06,776 You wanna bet on it? 235 00:10:06,781 --> 00:10:08,411 What, that love is real? 236 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:12,481 I don't know how we could prove who won, but... 237 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:13,916 sure. 238 00:10:13,921 --> 00:10:15,155 (CHUCKLING) 239 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,292 Tell your sister she is a delightful lunatic. 240 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:24,627 And godspeed spreading all that totally real love 241 00:10:24,632 --> 00:10:26,829 - through the world. - (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 242 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,668 And good luck with your strippering. 243 00:10:29,937 --> 00:10:31,938 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 244 00:10:32,974 --> 00:10:34,975 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 245 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,851 Well, with Sheriff Holt and his sister gone, 246 00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,452 there's no one here to man the store. 247 00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:48,652 Will there even be marriage license applications? 248 00:10:48,657 --> 00:10:51,058 Usually, they're here. 249 00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:54,858 Mmm, baby. 250 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,630 Hi. (GIGGLING) 251 00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:00,430 Hey, have you thought maybe... 252 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:01,898 a suit? 253 00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:03,437 For the wedding? 254 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:07,303 - What did I do? - No, no, nothing. 255 00:11:07,308 --> 00:11:09,406 You did nothing. It's just... 256 00:11:09,411 --> 00:11:11,241 the public stuff. 257 00:11:11,246 --> 00:11:13,543 I just feel like what we have is... 258 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:16,012 between us, you know, babe? It's ours. 259 00:11:16,017 --> 00:11:18,452 Nicole, there's nobody here. 260 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,484 Yeah, no. 261 00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:23,653 Just me and the Lord. 262 00:11:23,658 --> 00:11:25,388 And that curling trophy. 263 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,090 Bunny Loblaw? 264 00:11:27,095 --> 00:11:28,992 Ms. Haught. 265 00:11:28,997 --> 00:11:31,895 Good to see you still know where the police station is. 266 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,726 Well, I'm not your sheriff anymore, Bunny. 267 00:11:33,731 --> 00:11:34,932 And we're here on personal business. 268 00:11:34,936 --> 00:11:36,566 Oh, let me guess. 269 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,902 You want to institute Flannel Fridays, 270 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,804 and oh, maybe a few more 271 00:11:40,809 --> 00:11:42,739 off-leash dog parks? 272 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,774 Well, I'm a cat person. 273 00:11:44,779 --> 00:11:48,478 Oh, I remember that homicidal puss. 274 00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:51,047 Uh, is there someone else we should be bothering 275 00:11:51,052 --> 00:11:54,384 - with this request? - Hmm... Uh-uh! 276 00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:57,053 I am a one-woman volunteer city hall 277 00:11:57,058 --> 00:11:59,289 - in a town of scofflaws. - (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 278 00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:02,559 - (WAVERLY): Scofflaws? - (BUNNY): Scofflaws! Layabouts! 279 00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:04,498 (WHISPERING): Lesbians. 280 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,135 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 281 00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:22,378 My God, Waverly, you are so beautiful. 282 00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:25,248 Have you always been this beautiful before? 283 00:12:25,253 --> 00:12:27,884 Uh... How long will it take to get a license? 284 00:12:27,889 --> 00:12:30,086 God, like, you're hot! 285 00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:33,890 You are like the wildest combination of sweet and hot. 286 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,558 The Clayborns... 287 00:12:35,563 --> 00:12:36,926 Clantons. 288 00:12:36,931 --> 00:12:38,461 Well, they've disappeared. 289 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,696 And without a magistrate, 290 00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:41,531 I cannot guarantee a quick turnaround. 291 00:12:41,536 --> 00:12:42,996 Oh, you're like honey mustard. 292 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,230 - I wanna spread you all over a pretzel. - Sorry. 293 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:46,735 No, no, no! 294 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,038 You do not do that in here! 295 00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:51,641 This is not a soccer locker room! 296 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,843 Listen, you have to afford us the same rights 297 00:12:53,848 --> 00:12:56,237 as any other couple. Look, I do not want to fight, 298 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,781 but I will if I have to. 299 00:12:57,786 --> 00:13:00,016 (QUIETLY): Stop. 300 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:03,157 Fine. Oh, please. 301 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,728 Thank you, Ms. Loblaw. 302 00:13:13,479 --> 00:13:16,110 You have got to go home. I don't know what that was, 303 00:13:16,115 --> 00:13:17,845 but I do not need it on my next errand! 304 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:19,448 What do you mean, I can't come with you?! 305 00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,702 Take seven cold showers and only think about 306 00:13:21,707 --> 00:13:23,541 - Band of Brothers. - Ugh! 307 00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:25,614 Can I shut this for you? 308 00:13:25,619 --> 00:13:27,850 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 309 00:13:27,855 --> 00:13:30,223 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 310 00:13:35,293 --> 00:13:37,127 Anything you want. 311 00:13:38,399 --> 00:13:39,566 Oh... 312 00:13:42,319 --> 00:13:43,515 It's apple. 313 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,285 Okay? 314 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:50,289 In China, the word for apple is "ping", 315 00:13:50,294 --> 00:13:53,659 which is also a homonym for peace. 316 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:54,927 Peace? 317 00:13:54,932 --> 00:13:57,362 Your sister is killing my business 318 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,531 by killing my customers. 319 00:13:59,536 --> 00:14:02,238 And I will mention that to her. 320 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,103 Anyway... 321 00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:08,144 I went to pick up a marriage application today. 322 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:14,516 Was little Cleo Clanton in the office? 323 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,184 - The magistrate? - Mm-hmm. 324 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,652 Nope. 325 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,688 Something big happened over on their ranch awhile back. 326 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,333 Margo Clanton is one bitch of a witch. 327 00:14:23,338 --> 00:14:27,208 Only something spectacular could've taken her out. 328 00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:31,745 Why don't you cut to the chase? 329 00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:35,512 I want to choose a date, 330 00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:38,682 but my fiancée is nervous because of... 331 00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:40,884 well, all the... 332 00:14:40,889 --> 00:14:43,057 yous... around. 333 00:14:44,025 --> 00:14:47,057 If I could tell her there was a day 334 00:14:47,062 --> 00:14:50,260 that we'd been promised a truce, 335 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,262 that would help a ton. 336 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,565 Just one day of... 337 00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,071 ping! 338 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,570 That was weird. 339 00:15:00,575 --> 00:15:02,072 (SIGHING) 340 00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:03,510 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 341 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,948 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 342 00:15:14,723 --> 00:15:16,219 Waverly Earp... 343 00:15:16,224 --> 00:15:21,124 I will fight for you to have peace for all your days. 344 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,927 Just the one will be peachy. 345 00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:25,595 Thanks. 346 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,901 Ah... 347 00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:31,105 What did happen with you and Mam Clanton? 348 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,508 (SOFT EERIE MUSIC) 349 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,278 I don't remember. 350 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,411 I only touched her. 351 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:42,850 Could that have killed her? 352 00:15:44,419 --> 00:15:46,020 You are powerful. 353 00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:49,857 But all I want is to be happy. 354 00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,822 I'm engaged. 355 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,025 I'm in love. 356 00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:58,028 I want that for everyone. 357 00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,134 Including you. 358 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:04,038 I know, little lamb. 359 00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:09,306 But we need to know what happened to Holt's sister. 360 00:16:09,311 --> 00:16:11,041 Maybe Cleo's happy too. 361 00:16:11,046 --> 00:16:12,342 (SINISTER MUSIC) 362 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,348 Maybe somebody should find out. 363 00:16:15,817 --> 00:16:17,013 (GASPING) 364 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,783 Oh, I missed you! What took you so long? 365 00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:22,652 What was that, at the police station? 366 00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:25,522 I... love you... 367 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,421 so much. It's like I'm full of love lava, 368 00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:31,161 and it wants to burst out of my skin. 369 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:32,829 I'm Mount Haught. 370 00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,597 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 371 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:37,430 Okay, you were extra standoffish 372 00:16:37,435 --> 00:16:38,635 until Bunny appeared. 373 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,204 And then, you turned into a horny octopus! 374 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,806 Baby, I'm gonna die if you're angry. 375 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,374 Hey! 376 00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,276 Look! 377 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,681 Hey! (CHUCKLING) 378 00:16:48,496 --> 00:16:49,993 Are you possessed again? 379 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:51,285 What? 380 00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:55,418 Ow! No! 381 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:58,021 Baby, it's just that... 382 00:16:58,026 --> 00:16:59,422 It's your wedding. 383 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:02,959 It should have everything that you want. 384 00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:04,494 You want costume changes! 385 00:17:04,499 --> 00:17:06,863 Or, oh! Sky writing! 386 00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:08,402 Are you making fun of me? 387 00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:11,501 - We should release doves. - (CAR HONKING) 388 00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:13,403 Or butterflies. 389 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:16,272 And we need to nail down a wedding hashtag, like, stat! 390 00:17:16,277 --> 00:17:18,441 Someone's here. I should... 391 00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:21,144 No, but... Hey, hey! What about WaveNic? 392 00:17:21,149 --> 00:17:22,913 Or Heatwave? 393 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:25,039 (GASPING) Wayhaught! 394 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,018 No, that's ridiculous. 395 00:17:28,023 --> 00:17:30,987 You cannot marry Nicole Haught! 396 00:17:30,992 --> 00:17:32,489 Okay, that's enough. 397 00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,491 Get your homophobia off my homestead. 398 00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:37,927 I know I am an inexperienced gay. 399 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,367 In fact, I haven't really gayed at all... 400 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:45,982 But I raided every single craft store, 401 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:49,072 and I got you these... 402 00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:50,407 faux-ses. 403 00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:53,443 Because, Waverly Earp, 404 00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:55,315 I love you. 405 00:17:56,151 --> 00:17:57,947 (STAMMERING) Nope! 406 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,216 Nope. A whole bunch of nopes. 407 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:02,216 - Oh, oh, oh! - Okay? I'll call you. 408 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:03,920 But you don't even have my number. 409 00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:06,156 - I definitely do. - No, no, no, you don't! 410 00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:08,591 - Yeah, thanks for coming by! - You look so pretty. 411 00:18:08,596 --> 00:18:11,257 You know, I have an old copy of Bend It Like Beckham. 412 00:18:11,262 --> 00:18:12,462 We can watch it together! 413 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,601 (LIGHT MUSIC) 414 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,443 I want you to have these. 415 00:18:30,051 --> 00:18:31,815 Bunny Loblaw's hot for you? 416 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,922 It's gotta be a... prank? 417 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,556 Girl. You can get it. 418 00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:42,492 Nobody wants that it, but you can get it. 419 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:46,100 How, why am I suddenly everybody's thing? 420 00:18:47,268 --> 00:18:49,503 Because it's a day that ends in Y? 421 00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:54,164 Or I made one hell of a bad bet. 422 00:18:57,809 --> 00:18:59,809 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 423 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,109 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 424 00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:09,219 (SNIFFING, GROANING) 425 00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:13,380 Loblaw's into your flaming ladybug. 426 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,918 - Stop. - (WYNONNA GIGGLING) 427 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,099 Ooh! That stone-cold battle-axe 428 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:22,388 wants you to pat the Bunny! 429 00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:23,922 It's not funny. 430 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,659 What if there's something seriously wrong with her? 431 00:19:26,664 --> 00:19:29,261 Baby girl, what's wrong with Bunbun... 432 00:19:29,266 --> 00:19:32,097 is she's a homophobic hoe, and you fixed it 433 00:19:32,102 --> 00:19:34,637 - with your magical coochie! - Stop! 434 00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:40,105 Honestly, I am in awe! 435 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:42,574 Maybe it's that thing where somebody gets taken 436 00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:45,177 off the market, and is suddenly more appealing. 437 00:19:45,182 --> 00:19:47,413 Still doesn't explain how Bunny's suddenly moved 438 00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:48,881 to Sapphic City. 439 00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:52,418 And today has had an extra serving of whackadoo. 440 00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:53,752 No, first... 441 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,989 Nicole was all over me with triple X PDA. 442 00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:59,625 And then, I went to talk to that Amon? 443 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,421 He acted like we were on a fantasy 444 00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:04,129 overnight episode of The Bachelorette. 445 00:20:04,134 --> 00:20:06,165 (GROANING) There it is! 446 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,399 - (SIGHING) - What? 447 00:20:07,404 --> 00:20:08,767 It's always a demon. 448 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,270 Oh, no, no, it can't be. 449 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:13,176 I saw Bunny first. 450 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,110 I'll take care of him. You stay here. 451 00:20:18,115 --> 00:20:20,145 No, I'm coming. 452 00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,780 I have another theory. 453 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:24,153 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 454 00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:28,220 (SOFT EERIE MUSIC) 455 00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:30,756 (FLIES BUZZING) 456 00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:33,262 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 457 00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:36,866 Lord Almighty. 458 00:20:38,669 --> 00:20:41,166 (DISTANT SCUFFLING) 459 00:20:41,171 --> 00:20:42,672 Who is here? 460 00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:47,272 I will give you until the count of five. 461 00:20:47,277 --> 00:20:48,774 One... 462 00:20:48,779 --> 00:20:50,676 (FLY BUZZING CONTINUES) 463 00:20:50,681 --> 00:20:52,177 Two... 464 00:20:52,182 --> 00:20:54,313 (GUN CLICKING) 465 00:20:54,318 --> 00:20:56,052 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 466 00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:01,023 Five. 467 00:21:02,159 --> 00:21:03,856 You here to kill me? 468 00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:05,661 (SOFT MUSIC) 469 00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:08,998 I promised your brother I would not. 470 00:21:10,734 --> 00:21:12,898 But I want you to. 471 00:21:12,903 --> 00:21:14,566 Please. 472 00:21:14,571 --> 00:21:17,503 Just make the whole thing end. 473 00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:19,571 (CRYING) 474 00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:21,707 We must tend to whatever's left of your mother. 475 00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:23,479 I can't! 476 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:27,513 I need her to tell me what to do next! 477 00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:29,748 You need to snap out of whatever this is. 478 00:21:29,753 --> 00:21:31,053 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 479 00:21:40,397 --> 00:21:42,665 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 480 00:21:48,144 --> 00:21:50,542 Are you fixing to flood the whole damn county 481 00:21:50,547 --> 00:21:51,904 with them tears, love? 482 00:21:51,909 --> 00:21:54,873 Seeing a girl cry will break any man's heart. 483 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,832 But when that girl is brave, 484 00:21:57,837 --> 00:22:00,167 tenacious, and fierce? 485 00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:02,470 Well... 486 00:22:02,475 --> 00:22:05,043 You're nearly tearing this outlaw's heart in two. 487 00:22:06,011 --> 00:22:07,979 (CHUCKLING) 488 00:22:08,975 --> 00:22:10,475 Well, fuck me, that was hot. 489 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,128 Hey elk dicker! 490 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,134 Get your animal eating ass out here. 491 00:22:16,455 --> 00:22:19,620 In future, you could start with hello. 492 00:22:19,625 --> 00:22:21,288 Hello. 493 00:22:21,293 --> 00:22:22,790 Fawn fucker. 494 00:22:22,795 --> 00:22:24,392 I'm not a zoophile. 495 00:22:24,397 --> 00:22:26,994 Beware koalas, I hear they all have chlamydia. 496 00:22:26,999 --> 00:22:29,200 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 497 00:22:32,671 --> 00:22:35,507 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 498 00:22:40,212 --> 00:22:42,476 (MUSIC DRONING OUT) 499 00:22:42,481 --> 00:22:44,812 That word too big for you? 500 00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:46,447 I don't sleep with animals. 501 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:51,389 Would you consider a slightly oversexed gunslinger? 502 00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:55,322 I give great... (INHALING) 503 00:22:55,327 --> 00:22:57,224 ...everything. 504 00:22:57,229 --> 00:22:58,897 (KNOCKING) 505 00:23:00,032 --> 00:23:02,196 Don't look! You'll fall for me! 506 00:23:02,201 --> 00:23:05,069 Someone's been reading her daily affirmation cards. 507 00:23:05,838 --> 00:23:07,372 It's for your own protection. 508 00:23:08,441 --> 00:23:10,337 I can't fall in love. 509 00:23:10,342 --> 00:23:12,210 Because you don't believe in it? 510 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,782 Because I am immune to the spell. 511 00:23:18,651 --> 00:23:20,614 (GASPING) I knew you did it! 512 00:23:20,619 --> 00:23:21,749 Mmm, ooh! 513 00:23:21,754 --> 00:23:24,552 Demetri, I never actually bet you anything. 514 00:23:24,557 --> 00:23:26,787 Stop making everyone gaga over me! 515 00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:29,523 Well, they shouldn't be falling for you. 516 00:23:29,528 --> 00:23:31,592 Not if you're doing it right. 517 00:23:31,597 --> 00:23:33,394 Wait... 518 00:23:33,399 --> 00:23:34,728 I'm doing it? 519 00:23:34,733 --> 00:23:38,532 You said you were a love professional. 520 00:23:38,537 --> 00:23:41,235 At first I thought that was some new woke term 521 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:44,275 for strippers, but then, I realized. 522 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,574 How did you do this to me? 523 00:23:46,579 --> 00:23:48,776 Ugh, honestly, girl, 524 00:23:48,781 --> 00:23:51,916 don't you ever do your laundry? Check your pockets. 525 00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:57,585 As far as spells go, it's stupid easy. 526 00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:59,985 Decide who you think should fall in love, 527 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:03,290 and then, flick a little of your secret sauce on 'em. 528 00:24:03,295 --> 00:24:05,595 Ew. Don't say secret sauce. 529 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:07,895 Only tricky part is... 530 00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:10,264 make sure the flickee sees the target 531 00:24:10,269 --> 00:24:13,171 you want them to fall for immediately. 532 00:24:14,048 --> 00:24:17,250 Because they're all in on the first person they see. 533 00:24:18,677 --> 00:24:20,311 All in? 534 00:24:21,113 --> 00:24:22,409 (DOOR CLOSING) 535 00:24:22,414 --> 00:24:25,049 I will not sleep with you. 536 00:24:26,309 --> 00:24:29,244 Why?! Because I'm the Earp heir? 537 00:24:30,189 --> 00:24:31,556 Come here! 538 00:24:32,491 --> 00:24:34,421 Because I love Waverly! 539 00:24:34,426 --> 00:24:35,823 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 540 00:24:35,828 --> 00:24:37,591 (STAMMERING): What? 541 00:24:37,596 --> 00:24:39,593 She's just, she's so pure, 542 00:24:39,598 --> 00:24:41,262 and she's so genuine. 543 00:24:41,267 --> 00:24:43,731 She's so much cuter than the cutest of buttons. 544 00:24:43,736 --> 00:24:45,532 Since when is that your thing? 545 00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:48,368 Right? I mean, Doc is usually at the top of my lust chart. 546 00:24:48,373 --> 00:24:50,934 I mean, the man is a universal arousal architect. 547 00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:52,339 No, I am! I am! 548 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:55,509 But the heart is a demanding master. 549 00:24:55,514 --> 00:24:58,445 And mine only wants your sister. 550 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,114 My engagement party is tonight. 551 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,317 I can't do this job. I don't want to. 552 00:25:03,322 --> 00:25:05,085 That's why I moved into delivery. 553 00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:06,654 Better tips, better hours, 554 00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:08,322 and you're allowed to eat the fries 555 00:25:08,327 --> 00:25:09,694 that fall out of the bag. 556 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,379 Also, this spell ignores consent! 557 00:25:15,341 --> 00:25:16,942 You know... 558 00:25:18,237 --> 00:25:20,968 You moderns are so single-minded. 559 00:25:20,973 --> 00:25:23,470 There's all kinds of love! 560 00:25:23,475 --> 00:25:24,872 Sex doesn't enter the equation 561 00:25:24,877 --> 00:25:26,657 unless that's what the client really wants. 562 00:25:28,047 --> 00:25:29,510 Mm-mm. 563 00:25:29,515 --> 00:25:30,949 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 564 00:25:32,551 --> 00:25:35,516 What if I bury the glitter and just go? 565 00:25:35,521 --> 00:25:37,251 Cupids... 566 00:25:37,256 --> 00:25:39,857 can only quit if they pass it on by choice. 567 00:25:40,826 --> 00:25:43,257 A Cupid? 568 00:25:43,262 --> 00:25:45,459 Those were wing scars. 569 00:25:45,464 --> 00:25:47,895 I had them removed. So over the top. 570 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:51,031 You were a Cupid and you stopped believing in love? 571 00:25:51,036 --> 00:25:53,200 Oh, also... 572 00:25:53,205 --> 00:25:56,403 Be prepared to keep explaining why you're not a fat baby. 573 00:25:56,408 --> 00:25:59,210 You know, stereotypes! 574 00:26:00,546 --> 00:26:01,946 Ta-ta! 575 00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:07,848 So you're saying... 576 00:26:07,853 --> 00:26:09,216 That's how you spread the love, 577 00:26:09,221 --> 00:26:11,418 with that little jar of sparkles? 578 00:26:11,423 --> 00:26:12,953 Yeah, I have to figure out a way 579 00:26:12,958 --> 00:26:14,993 to responsibly pass it on. 580 00:26:16,028 --> 00:26:18,859 I... I can't skip my own party! 581 00:26:18,864 --> 00:26:21,362 Nicole has a surprise for me. 582 00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:22,997 - I'm scared. - (SNICKERING) 583 00:26:23,002 --> 00:26:25,010 Fifty bucks says she got your name tattooed 584 00:26:25,015 --> 00:26:26,215 across her boobs. 585 00:26:26,972 --> 00:26:30,971 Which are so great, right? 586 00:26:30,976 --> 00:26:33,207 What did you call her boobs? 587 00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:35,040 I'm not in love with her, don't freak. 588 00:26:35,045 --> 00:26:38,445 I'm just... making sure that you are... 589 00:26:38,450 --> 00:26:40,147 still... 590 00:26:40,152 --> 00:26:42,020 into boobs, generally. 591 00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:46,821 - Wynonna? - Yes? 592 00:26:46,826 --> 00:26:49,456 You sure you haven't had any love zombie symptoms? 593 00:26:49,461 --> 00:26:51,425 Nope. Nothin' but net. 594 00:26:51,430 --> 00:26:53,727 Hmm. 595 00:26:53,732 --> 00:26:56,234 Maybe you're resistant to the spell. 596 00:26:57,369 --> 00:26:59,366 More like looked in the mirror 597 00:26:59,371 --> 00:27:02,636 and fell for the actual hottest woman around. 598 00:27:02,641 --> 00:27:04,872 Good Golden Globes! 599 00:27:04,877 --> 00:27:07,007 You know Doc's not coming, right? 600 00:27:07,012 --> 00:27:09,076 (SCOFFING) Who? 601 00:27:09,081 --> 00:27:14,148 Listen, the only problem you really have is... 602 00:27:14,153 --> 00:27:15,516 people adore you, 603 00:27:15,521 --> 00:27:17,455 which must be so hard. 604 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:20,320 Can I borrow some mascara? 605 00:27:20,325 --> 00:27:21,922 Yeah, sure. 606 00:27:21,927 --> 00:27:24,358 Listen, just leave that glitter shit here. 607 00:27:24,363 --> 00:27:25,663 It'll be safe, 608 00:27:25,668 --> 00:27:27,768 and we'll find a fat baby to curse tomorrow. 609 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:29,022 Oops! 610 00:27:32,938 --> 00:27:34,806 (WAVERLY SIGHS) Okay. 611 00:27:38,377 --> 00:27:39,940 - Hey. - Hey! 612 00:27:39,945 --> 00:27:42,042 - Shall we go celebrate? - (GASPING) 613 00:27:42,047 --> 00:27:43,648 I am so ready. 614 00:27:44,595 --> 00:27:47,297 The big guns are locked and loaded. 615 00:27:53,456 --> 00:27:55,320 Hi everyo... ahh! 616 00:27:55,325 --> 00:27:58,189 Hello, fiancée, who is marrying me. 617 00:27:58,194 --> 00:28:01,063 Welcome to our engagement party. 618 00:28:02,315 --> 00:28:04,128 Bunny! I wasn't expecting you. 619 00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:05,466 Yeah, nice blazer. 620 00:28:06,235 --> 00:28:07,465 You didn't call. 621 00:28:07,470 --> 00:28:09,800 I got two phones with the exact same number 622 00:28:09,805 --> 00:28:10,905 so I didn't miss you. 623 00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:13,771 And Amon too! 624 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,573 Well, your sister mentioned 625 00:28:15,578 --> 00:28:16,942 - Ow! - ...the party, and I thought... 626 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:19,574 maybe I might be of service. 627 00:28:19,579 --> 00:28:21,579 Raise your hand if you need servicing. 628 00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:23,518 - I'd like to hit that. - Uh... 629 00:28:26,618 --> 00:28:27,951 Bunny? Come with me. 630 00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:32,473 This is your sister's engagement party. 631 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:33,941 Did you have to go full on whore? 632 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,976 I do look great. Nedley? 633 00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:38,913 Get Bunny a nice glass of water, okay? 634 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:40,619 (WHISPERING): Give her all the boozes, alright? 635 00:28:40,623 --> 00:28:43,183 Get her so sloshed she thinks she's Jann Arden. 636 00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:45,386 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 637 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,525 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 638 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:53,932 (ETHEREAL MUSIC) 639 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,533 (MUSIC DRONING OUT) 640 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:02,569 Cheese and crackers, Bonita. 641 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:05,039 You know, you haven't looked this great since church camp. 642 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,244 You get your hair done? 643 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,547 And that's when I knew... 644 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:16,717 not only was I going to win the bullfight, 645 00:29:16,722 --> 00:29:20,054 but I was gonna become Spain's champion matador. 646 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,755 She's a vegan. 647 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,290 (GASPING) Amon? 648 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:26,894 I am extremely interested in bull riding. 649 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,263 Or being ridden like one. 650 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:30,297 Okay! 651 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,070 Why are you doing this? 652 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,069 Because Waverly's never inviting you 653 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:37,274 to motorboat in her marina! 654 00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:39,573 - Wynonna! - Everybody loves Waverly! 655 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:42,142 It's always Waverly, Waverly, Waverly! 656 00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:43,711 (BUNNY OVER SPEAKERS): Excuse me? 657 00:29:43,716 --> 00:29:46,246 This is a love song, and I am sending it out 658 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:49,717 to... the most beautiful woman in the world. 659 00:29:49,722 --> 00:29:51,018 Zoë Kravitz? 660 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,519 Waverly Earp. 661 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:54,722 - Oh, God. - (WYNONNA WHINES) 662 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:58,058 - (GUITAR MELODY) - ♪ How do you cool your lips ♪ 663 00:29:58,063 --> 00:30:00,127 - (AMON GRUMBLING) - Hey, hey! 664 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,935 ♪ After a summer's kiss ♪ 665 00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:08,035 - ♪ How do you... ♪ - (WHISPERING): Stop it! 666 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,303 Wait! 667 00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,438 - I don't know. - Oh, my God. 668 00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,975 ♪ After the body bliss ♪ 669 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,643 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 670 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,780 Mam said everyone associated with the Earps were all evil, 671 00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,186 and that all you wanted was for us to die. 672 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,854 My mama, Alice, taught me if a worthy person needs help, 673 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:28,589 you help. 674 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,361 (CLEO CHUCKLES) 675 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,327 Worthy? 676 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,667 She had big plans. A legacy to fulfill. 677 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:40,534 And now I'm too stupid and too alone to fulfill them. 678 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,173 (SOFT MUSIC) 679 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,543 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 680 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:49,981 You look at yourself. 681 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,850 I hate my stupid face. 682 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,916 Your eyes are sharp. 683 00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,356 That is where the beauty is. 684 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,725 You survived. 685 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,900 And no vindictive old woman's words 686 00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:05,635 can take that away from you. 687 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,004 It's your turn to do whatever you want, 688 00:31:08,009 --> 00:31:09,877 on your terms. 689 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,304 Be your own legacy, Cleo. 690 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,713 Why are you helping me? 691 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,451 It's what I do. 692 00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:31,022 I'm a damn good sidekick. 693 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,692 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 694 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,357 (BUNNY SINGING) 695 00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:39,697 (BUNNY AND NEDLEY SINGING): Insensitive! 696 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,163 - Hey, hey, hey! - I, too, have a song. 697 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,099 You don't come in on Bunny's territory! 698 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:48,035 (NICOLE SINGING): Oh I love you, love you, love you... 699 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,603 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 700 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,940 (WYNONNA SINGING): Ride my bull! 701 00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,843 (BUNNY): Guys, you're ruining everything! 702 00:31:55,848 --> 00:31:57,578 (CLATTERING) 703 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,383 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 704 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,516 Nedley. 705 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,984 (SINGING, SHOUTING) 706 00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:07,089 (ARGUING CONTINUES) 707 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,726 (BUNNY): You're ruining everything! 708 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:12,593 (CLATTERING) 709 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,268 - (WHISPERING): I need your help. - (NICOLE): Waverly? 710 00:32:14,272 --> 00:32:15,582 Turns out I've been passing on 711 00:32:15,586 --> 00:32:17,342 - a love disease! - (OVERLAPPING BACKGROUND CHATTER) 712 00:32:17,346 --> 00:32:19,866 No! Not that kind of love disease! 713 00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:20,971 Baby, do you need help? 714 00:32:20,976 --> 00:32:23,540 This one gives people insane feelings of adoration 715 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:26,009 - for the next person they see. - Waverly, I know you want it. 716 00:32:26,014 --> 00:32:28,709 I need you to come down to Shorty's. Please! 717 00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,948 You're the only one unaffected! 718 00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:34,314 (EXCITED SQUEALING) 719 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:37,219 Nobody has ever talked to me like that. 720 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:39,823 I should be on my way. 721 00:32:39,828 --> 00:32:41,578 It makes me happy that Mam and Nicole's 722 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,914 - covenant for you went bust. - Nicole? 723 00:32:43,919 --> 00:32:45,082 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 724 00:32:45,087 --> 00:32:46,454 Yeah. 725 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,830 Mam helped her get Waverly 726 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,632 out of the garden, 727 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,600 in exchange for... 728 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,473 well, you. 729 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,109 (DOC EXHALES) 730 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,108 I understand. 731 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,181 Unfortunately. 732 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,185 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 733 00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:12,356 (CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 734 00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:18,959 (CAR STARTS) 735 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:21,098 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 736 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:26,804 (SOFT EERIE MUSIC) 737 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:38,011 (CHAIN CLANKING) 738 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,917 (LOW GROWLING) 739 00:33:46,992 --> 00:33:48,622 (SCREAMING) 740 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,791 The hummus! I hand squished it myself! 741 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,859 Get your bean hands off of my guitar! 742 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,995 A lady should not have to ask twice. 743 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,897 (BUNNY): Randy, you're not helping! 744 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:59,266 - (NICOLE): Stay out of this! - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 745 00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,301 Doc! Thank Eros. 746 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:04,204 - That is so hot! - Can't we just be friends? 747 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,974 Well, don't just stand there, distract Wynonna! 748 00:34:06,979 --> 00:34:08,909 - I'd rather not. - (BALLOONS POPPING) 749 00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:10,414 Damn it, Doc! 750 00:34:10,419 --> 00:34:12,849 Alright, by grabs. 751 00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:14,384 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 752 00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:19,019 Excuse me, I've got an online order here for a Waverly Earp? 753 00:34:19,024 --> 00:34:20,687 Demetri! Hi! 754 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:22,522 - ...karaokier! - Guys! 755 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,958 - Look what we've done! - Where's the sparkle jar? 756 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,159 I left it at home. 757 00:34:26,164 --> 00:34:28,829 Ow! Stop it! 758 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:29,834 You may have... 759 00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:31,302 I'm giving you a golden shower 760 00:34:31,307 --> 00:34:32,399 whether you like it or not! 761 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,835 Wyno... No! 762 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,641 - Ah! - Whoa! 763 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,773 (MAGICAL SPARKLING) 764 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:42,745 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 765 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:57,649 Can't believe I'm friends 766 00:34:57,654 --> 00:35:00,451 with the greatest gunslinger that ever lived. 767 00:35:00,456 --> 00:35:02,086 Doc mother-kissing Holliday. 768 00:35:02,091 --> 00:35:04,956 Are you kidding? I cannot believe I am amigos 769 00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:08,526 with four-time curling champion Randy Nedley. 770 00:35:08,531 --> 00:35:10,028 I love you. 771 00:35:10,033 --> 00:35:13,631 You hiding a fluffy little bunny tail in those slacks? 772 00:35:13,636 --> 00:35:14,936 You wanna check? 773 00:35:14,941 --> 00:35:16,241 You know, I suddenly wonder, 774 00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:17,578 if you weren't gonna be my sister-in-law, 775 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:20,438 - could we do things? - Mmm, Nicole. 776 00:35:20,443 --> 00:35:23,141 I love you more than whisky. 777 00:35:23,146 --> 00:35:25,143 But I think you're driving this bus somewhere 778 00:35:25,148 --> 00:35:26,444 we don't want it to go. 779 00:35:26,449 --> 00:35:28,613 Your spit destroys love? 780 00:35:28,618 --> 00:35:31,149 The universe craves balance. 781 00:35:31,154 --> 00:35:33,117 You could've just told me that! 782 00:35:33,122 --> 00:35:35,086 Should we get naked anyway? 783 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,894 - Just for... science. - Okie dokie... 784 00:35:39,696 --> 00:35:42,664 Can I cut in? Hmm... 785 00:35:47,036 --> 00:35:48,470 I cannot. 786 00:35:49,706 --> 00:35:51,703 Sorry brother, may I? 787 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:53,538 (SIGHING) 788 00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:55,243 (CHUCKLING) 789 00:35:58,848 --> 00:36:01,483 (SOFT MUSIC) 790 00:36:05,755 --> 00:36:08,753 I can almost see the love vibrating off them. 791 00:36:08,758 --> 00:36:10,521 (DEMETRI): It's fake, pumpkin. 792 00:36:10,526 --> 00:36:13,658 Your insane sister caused it with a glitter bomb. 793 00:36:13,663 --> 00:36:15,664 You're always so... 794 00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:18,533 ...sad. 795 00:36:19,602 --> 00:36:20,932 Wait. 796 00:36:20,937 --> 00:36:23,739 Not just sad. 797 00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:28,176 What was their name? 798 00:36:32,181 --> 00:36:33,778 Amon. 799 00:36:33,783 --> 00:36:35,012 What? 800 00:36:35,017 --> 00:36:36,447 Yeah. 801 00:36:36,452 --> 00:36:39,655 After two years, he changed the locks. 802 00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:43,191 He said I bored him. 803 00:36:45,061 --> 00:36:47,963 Your heartbreak proved that love... 804 00:36:49,065 --> 00:36:50,899 does exist. 805 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:55,500 And their love for one another, it's not fake. 806 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:59,107 It just gets buried day-to-day 807 00:36:59,909 --> 00:37:01,576 under hurt... 808 00:37:02,411 --> 00:37:04,375 and pride. 809 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:07,245 It doesn't always last forever, 810 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:09,380 but it's real. 811 00:37:09,385 --> 00:37:10,519 (SCOFFING) 812 00:37:13,422 --> 00:37:14,986 Fine. 813 00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:16,648 I'll take the Cupid power back. 814 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:19,524 But you have to help me unmess your mess. 815 00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,058 Fine. 816 00:37:21,063 --> 00:37:23,227 Aim for the butts. 817 00:37:23,232 --> 00:37:24,896 Love lives in the butt. 818 00:37:24,901 --> 00:37:26,764 - (SINISTER MUSIC) - Who's there? 819 00:37:26,769 --> 00:37:28,833 - (DEEP VOICE): Rachel? - Billy? 820 00:37:28,838 --> 00:37:30,405 I want to go home. 821 00:37:31,507 --> 00:37:32,670 (SPITTING) 822 00:37:32,675 --> 00:37:35,110 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 823 00:37:39,115 --> 00:37:40,849 (SPITTING) 824 00:37:43,586 --> 00:37:45,287 I don't want to let go. 825 00:37:55,965 --> 00:37:57,662 (SPITTING) 826 00:37:57,667 --> 00:37:59,434 - Ah. - (SPITTING) 827 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:02,433 Well, this is weird. 828 00:38:02,438 --> 00:38:03,467 Understatement. 829 00:38:03,472 --> 00:38:05,470 - (SPITTING) - Ow! Randy! 830 00:38:05,475 --> 00:38:06,804 (DEMETRI): Oh, nailed it! 831 00:38:06,809 --> 00:38:09,778 Oh, we can never speak of this again. 832 00:38:12,548 --> 00:38:14,548 (SNORTING) 833 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:15,553 (LAUGHING) 834 00:38:15,558 --> 00:38:16,558 (DOOR CLOSES) 835 00:38:16,563 --> 00:38:18,063 - Yes! - We did it! 836 00:38:19,748 --> 00:38:21,611 (LAUGHING) 837 00:38:21,616 --> 00:38:24,618 So, I don't exactly understand what happened, but... 838 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:28,685 You still seem to love me, so... 839 00:38:28,690 --> 00:38:31,154 - I do. - (DOOR CLOSES) 840 00:38:31,159 --> 00:38:34,024 And I think we settled on a medium fussy wedding. 841 00:38:34,029 --> 00:38:35,592 Perfect. 842 00:38:35,597 --> 00:38:37,465 (GIGGLING) 843 00:38:39,134 --> 00:38:40,664 Well... 844 00:38:40,669 --> 00:38:43,533 I chose you, Waverly Earp, 845 00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:46,203 because I hadn't seen anyone this in love. 846 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:50,373 - Not since... forever. - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 847 00:38:50,378 --> 00:38:53,843 Yeah? Get off my ass, Marty. 848 00:38:53,848 --> 00:38:56,379 Alright? Yeah, their burgers are coming in a sec. 849 00:38:56,384 --> 00:38:58,148 Yeah, they're still warm! 850 00:38:58,153 --> 00:39:01,418 Whichever one of us kids became Clanton heir... 851 00:39:01,423 --> 00:39:05,388 you planned for us to turn you into a Reaper, right? 852 00:39:05,393 --> 00:39:07,540 To join those we'd lost. 853 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,146 And together, we'd avenge our name. 854 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,498 And I will do that, Mam. 855 00:39:14,503 --> 00:39:15,999 (FLIES BUZZING) 856 00:39:16,004 --> 00:39:17,801 I'll destroy them. 857 00:39:17,806 --> 00:39:20,374 All of them, just like you wanted. 858 00:39:23,245 --> 00:39:26,042 But you're never gonna see it. 859 00:39:26,047 --> 00:39:28,241 Did you really think I'd forgive you 860 00:39:28,246 --> 00:39:29,746 for killing Billy? 861 00:39:29,751 --> 00:39:32,549 (INTENSE MUSIC) 862 00:39:32,554 --> 00:39:34,351 - Dinner, everybody! - (GROWLING) 863 00:39:34,356 --> 00:39:37,353 Who's ready for some rotten old bitch? 864 00:39:37,357 --> 00:39:39,524 (CREATURES SCREECHING) 865 00:39:44,222 --> 00:39:45,522 Jesus Christ! 866 00:39:45,527 --> 00:39:46,757 Okay. Hey, Bunny! 867 00:39:46,762 --> 00:39:49,209 Do you need us to give you a ride home? 868 00:39:49,214 --> 00:39:51,545 - What, do you think I'm drunk? - I am drunk. 869 00:39:51,550 --> 00:39:53,680 I'm as drunk as a bum the day the cheques come out! 870 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:54,925 Oh, boy. 871 00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:56,526 You guys are really, really special. 872 00:39:56,531 --> 00:39:58,723 And the love you have for each other is... 873 00:39:58,728 --> 00:40:00,291 nothing short of inspiring. 874 00:40:00,296 --> 00:40:03,294 Oh. That actually means a lot that you said that. 875 00:40:03,299 --> 00:40:04,670 Yeah, it'd mean a lot more if she meant it. 876 00:40:04,674 --> 00:40:06,174 No, no, no. I mean it. 877 00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:08,543 Anyone that doesn't think so... 878 00:40:08,548 --> 00:40:11,617 Just because you share four breasts... 879 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,063 they're a bunch of dumdums. 880 00:40:15,068 --> 00:40:16,814 (CHUCKLING) 881 00:40:16,819 --> 00:40:18,849 You sure we can't give you a ride home? 882 00:40:18,854 --> 00:40:21,485 Randy Nedley is going to give me a ride home. 883 00:40:21,490 --> 00:40:22,891 Oh! 884 00:40:23,809 --> 00:40:26,072 Well, have a nice evening, lesbians. 885 00:40:26,077 --> 00:40:27,874 Uh, Waverly's bisexual. 886 00:40:27,879 --> 00:40:30,381 Yeah, well, just say horny. 887 00:40:33,229 --> 00:40:35,559 And she's back. 888 00:40:35,564 --> 00:40:36,894 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 889 00:40:36,899 --> 00:40:39,834 Surely there are other bars for you to drink in. 890 00:40:41,137 --> 00:40:42,633 (WEAPON POWERING UP) 891 00:40:42,638 --> 00:40:44,802 I came for the entertainment. 892 00:40:44,807 --> 00:40:46,808 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 893 00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:50,641 Now there's the Earp sister I like. 894 00:40:50,646 --> 00:40:53,715 Hazardous, hot, half-in-the-bag. 895 00:40:57,119 --> 00:40:59,250 I wasn't sure if you'd be alone. 896 00:40:59,255 --> 00:41:01,486 Demetri? 897 00:41:01,491 --> 00:41:04,455 He left after I let him yell some nonsense 898 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:07,462 about how I have no soul. 899 00:41:08,712 --> 00:41:10,579 Hmm. (WYNONNA CHUCKLES) 900 00:41:12,134 --> 00:41:13,635 Been there. 901 00:41:15,336 --> 00:41:16,936 Hated it. 902 00:41:18,839 --> 00:41:22,275 I was mostly bored. I guess I am a monster. 903 00:41:25,114 --> 00:41:26,881 Who gives a fuck? 904 00:41:29,094 --> 00:41:30,791 I thought you wanted to kill me. 905 00:41:30,796 --> 00:41:33,294 All I want is... 906 00:41:33,299 --> 00:41:36,968 to stop feeling guilty for what I am. 907 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:41,140 When what I am... 908 00:41:41,145 --> 00:41:43,180 is necessary. 909 00:41:44,188 --> 00:41:45,688 You're a... 910 00:41:46,724 --> 00:41:48,825 You're a confusing woman. 911 00:41:51,841 --> 00:41:53,575 Flexible, too. 912 00:41:59,766 --> 00:42:01,029 Are you gonna tell me 913 00:42:01,034 --> 00:42:03,369 you're in love with my sister now? 914 00:42:06,430 --> 00:42:08,231 - No, ma'am. - Good. 915 00:42:10,368 --> 00:42:12,632 Now show me how you ride that bull. 916 00:42:12,637 --> 00:42:14,070 (AMON GASPS) 917 00:42:27,182 --> 00:42:28,782 Billy? 918 00:42:31,122 --> 00:42:34,357 Welcome home, little brother. 919 00:42:36,141 --> 00:42:38,941 It's time we took back what's ours. 920 00:42:58,110 --> 00:43:02,110 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 62106

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