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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:39,460 The foreign secretary, Lord Redcliff. 2 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:45,276 Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence... 3 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:48,245 is the greatest joy I've ever known. 4 00:00:56,056 --> 00:01:01,517 Lord Redcliff, the fate of England is now in your hands. 5 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:06,531 Your confidence, being inside of Your Majesty... 6 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,329 is the greatest single joy... 7 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:10,926 I've ever known. 8 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:23,914 It's all right, Your Majesty. I've got it. 9 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,611 I've got it. All's well that ends well. 10 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,846 Shit. 11 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,065 Holy Jesus Christ! 12 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:34,630 But it's cold outside. 13 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,733 Hmm? Oh 14 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:42,781 I say, Holmes, what did you think about Bessie Bellwood? 15 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:47,649 - Who the devil's Bessie Bellwood? - Who the devil is- 16 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:51,588 She's the young music hall singer- Came round to see you this afternoon. 17 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:55,491 Said she was being blackmailed or some such thing. 18 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,222 Ah, yes. Why? What did you think of her? 19 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:59,525 Some kind of a crackpot if you ask me. 20 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,532 Too trifling to bother with. 21 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,261 My sentiments exactly. 22 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:07,897 So, Watson, what do you make of all this stolen document business? 23 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,941 Well, it must be pretty important, indeed... 24 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,477 if the queen contacts you personally. 25 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,944 Her Majesty believes that unless the Redcliff document... 26 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,448 is back in our hands by Thursday night... 27 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,711 this country will be involved in a devastating war. 28 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:23,516 - Holmes! - Her Majesty suspects the French. 29 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,023 Now, you know my thinking, Watson. 30 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:30,027 - How would you proceed? - The 7:45 to Paris. 31 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:32,256 Bravo. 32 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:35,459 - How the devil can you leave the country tonight- - Without tipping off... 33 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:39,971 every murderer and petty thief in England the moment we set foot on that train? 34 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,200 Quite simple. 35 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,276 While Sherlock is gone... 36 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:47,710 he will pass on one or two of his less urgent assignments... 37 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,044 to his brother Sigerson. 38 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:56,721 Holmes, you never told me you had a brother Sigerson. 39 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:59,917 I never told you I had a brother Mycroft until the occasion arose. 40 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:04,156 - But who is the fellow? - Sigerson is my younger brother... 41 00:06:04,263 --> 00:06:06,663 and he's spent the past 35 years... 42 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,666 getting hopelessly twisted in my shadow. 43 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:11,669 - Extremely jealous, is he? - Something of the sort. 44 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:15,172 - Love and hate, eh? - I should say hate and dislike. 45 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:38,894 Lovely flowers only a copper! 46 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,971 How much did he give you? 47 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,066 - Five pounds. - Strange fellows. 48 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,278 I still don't understand... 49 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:05,687 why we're going through all this bother. 50 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,192 If that document is so bloody important... 51 00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:10,694 why aren't you handling this case yourself? 52 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,197 Because it all revolves around a woman, Watson... 53 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:15,699 and a woman who must fall very much in love... 54 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,702 before she's capable of trusting anyone. 55 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,204 Could I trouble you for a light? 56 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,374 Thank you so much. 57 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,377 I suppose you've seen Sigerson about all this. 58 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:28,879 Seeing me in person is much too upsetting to him. 59 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:31,882 Well, I assume you selected some messenger... 60 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,885 who will present Sigerson with all the essential information. 61 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,888 Even as we speak, Watson. Even as we speak. 62 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,890 One Orville Stanley Sacker by name. 63 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:42,392 He's the only man I've ever met... 64 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,895 who has a photographic sense of hearing. 65 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:46,965 My word 66 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:34,846 - Are you Mr. S., for Sigerson, Holmes? - Perhaps. 67 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:38,075 Do you have a brother whose first name is Sherlock? 68 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,711 - I do not. - You do have a brother. 69 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:46,451 - I do. - Might I inquire as to his first name? 70 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,952 "Sheer Luck"! 71 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,395 I see. 72 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:56,400 Well, your brother "Sheer Luck" sent me around with an urgent request... 73 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:58,402 and this �5 note. 74 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,335 Are you at all interested? 75 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:03,340 You can tell my brother to take his �5 note and shove- 76 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:06,343 May I say that I've been a great admirer of yours for many years... 77 00:09:06,445 --> 00:09:09,346 especially your handling of the case of the three testicles. 78 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:14,351 - You've studied the three testicles? - Orville Stanley Sacker... 79 00:09:14,453 --> 00:09:17,513 Sergeant, Records Bureau, Scotland Yard. 80 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,648 A pleasure, Mr. Holmes. 81 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,751 Come in, Orville. I was just making tea. 82 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:26,491 Hop on that bicycle seat. I won't be a minute. 83 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:37,943 Et la, la, la 84 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,511 La, et la, la 85 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,240 La, la, la, la, la La, la 86 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:45,511 Et la, la, la, la, la, la 87 00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:48,382 Come on. We haven't got all night. 88 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,920 All right. Start pedaling. 89 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,733 Keep a steady pace. 90 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:18,881 Do you think you could pump a little faster? 91 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,010 Certainly. 92 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,180 Et la 93 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,384 - I'm sorry. I wonder if I can get- - Pedal! Pedal! 94 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:31,827 For God's sake, man! 95 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:35,332 Don't just stop in the middle like that What do you think this is, a toy shop? 96 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,562 Sucker. 97 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:34,550 Now, then, what's this urgent request? 98 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,256 Due to ill health, your brother has decided... 99 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,491 to take a short vacation in the country- 100 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,567 not very long, two or three days at most- 101 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:45,364 - but he would very much appreciate- - Sit down, won't you? 102 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,439 Thank you. 103 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,373 - Some tea? - Yes. Thank you very much. 104 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,279 - Pray continue. - Due to ill health... 105 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,283 your brother has decided to take a short vacation in the country- 106 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,376 oh, not very long, two or three days at most- 107 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,717 - but he would very much appreciate- - Some milk? 108 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,587 - Just a drop. - You were saying? 109 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,091 Due to ill health... 110 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:11,561 your brother has decided to take a short vacation in the country- 111 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,655 not very long, two or three days at most- 112 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:16,200 - Sugar? - Just one, please. 113 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,702 - Yes, yes. Go on. - Due to ill health... 114 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,739 your brother has decided to take a short vacation in the country- 115 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:23,741 oh, not very long, two or three days at most- 116 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,744 but he would very much appreciate- very much appreciate- 117 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:30,213 If you would handle one of his most urgent cases during the time of his absence. 118 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,841 - I see. - All fees going to you, of course. 119 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,920 His way of saying he's stuck. 120 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,353 - Anything else? - He's taken the liberty of sending around... 121 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,893 a Miss Bessie Bellwood of Chiselhurst... 122 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,554 to whom he hopes you might be of some service. 123 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:47,427 - Bessie Bellwood? - Yes. 124 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,899 Are you sure the name is Bessie Bellwood? 125 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,902 - Positive. - I see. 126 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,904 Well, I'm very busy just now... 127 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:57,635 but this case might present one or two points of interest. 128 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:01,304 At any rate, we shall know presently. 129 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,813 For unless I'm very much mistaken... 130 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,146 the young lady's dainty hand... 131 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,777 is just about to knock... 132 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:12,119 upon my... 133 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,385 - door! - How did you- 134 00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:19,021 Shh! Come in, Miss Bessie Bellwood of Chiselhurst. 135 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,294 There's a young lady downstairs to see you, my dear. 136 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,461 - Shall I show her up? - Show her up! 137 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,174 And stop tippytoeing around out there! 138 00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,176 Walk like a man, for God's sake! 139 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,712 - Perhaps I better- - No, no, no. Sit down, Orville. 140 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,315 I find your presence comforting somehow. 141 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:38,806 I find your presence comforting somehow. 142 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,884 How do you do? My name is Bessie Bellwood. 143 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,588 - Liar! - Oh! You don't fool around, do you? 144 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:55,224 How do you know that I'm not Bessie Bellwood? 145 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,788 Chorus. 146 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:23,225 All right! 147 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,298 Hello. 148 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,543 - Well, I don't think I know that one. - Pity. 149 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,011 The next time you decide to impersonate... 150 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,605 a music-hall singer who's been dead for 12 and a half years... 151 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,447 I suggest you learn her full repertoire. 152 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,021 Won't you come in, Miss Liar? 153 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,919 Thank you. My, what a charming flat. 154 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:54,925 This is my good friend Orville Slacker. 155 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,927 - Sacker. - Sacker. Sorry. 156 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,929 Orville, may I present Miss Liar? 157 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,931 How do you do? Pleased to meet you, I'm sure. 158 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,001 - Merci bien. - Won't you sit down? 159 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,070 No, thanks. 160 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,195 My! Your brother Sherlock certainly is a character. 161 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,365 My brother is a very insecure man. 162 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,376 Now precisely what is it that you want of me? 163 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,844 Well, I have this friend- 164 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,415 - Liar! - Ha! 165 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:20,849 I'm being blackmailed. 166 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:26,081 May I offer you some tea? 167 00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,522 No, thanks. 168 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,998 Exactly who and what are you? 169 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,193 My name is Jenny Hill... 170 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,704 and I'm simultaneously funny and sad. 171 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:42,740 How interesting. 172 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:45,036 Do you have any idea who's blackmailing you? 173 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:48,580 - Eduardo Gambetti. - Gambetti? 174 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,514 - Oh, milk or sugar? - Oh, no, thank you. 175 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,455 Eduardo Gambetti- the name strikes a bell. 176 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,388 Every heard of him, Sacker? 177 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,517 Not Gambetti again. 178 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,528 Fraid so, sir. 179 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,860 Fat little fart fancies himself as an opera singer. 180 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,524 That's him, sir. 181 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,296 Pour us some tea, Sacker. Yes, sir. 182 00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,371 How does he do it, Greerson? 183 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,134 Pays the highest prices for spicy lettuce, sir. 184 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,801 Everything in the market goes to Gambetti. 185 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,311 The swine. Swine he may be, sir... 186 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,143 but he certainly is the cleverest of all the blackmailers. 187 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:27,047 I'm not sure- What just happened? 188 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,143 Never mind. I'll explain it to you later. 189 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,222 The swine wants money from you in return for what? 190 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,224 Mr. Gambetti promised not to show my fiance... 191 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,853 a-a-a foolish letter I wrote... 192 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,261 to a silly young man I met in the country. 193 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:45,269 - What was in the letter? - Nothing. It was just an innocent little note. 194 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,397 - What was in the letter, Miss Hill? - Won't you call me Jenny? 195 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,839 What was in the letter, Miss Hill? 196 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,707 By the way, do you mind if I call you Siggy? Sigerson seems so formal. 197 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,439 What was in the letter, Miss Hill? 198 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:59,005 I said I wanted to touch his winkle! 199 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,817 I see. 200 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,859 - Good-bye. - His what? 201 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,486 Nothing! Nothing! I'll explain it to you later. 202 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:15,590 - You're leaving? - Yes, I have to be at the theater by 10:00. 203 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,101 I hope you won't think too unkindly of me... 204 00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:21,104 but everything I've told you just now has been a lie. 205 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,198 I've just been rehearsing some new material for my act. 206 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:27,142 I see. Just a few laughs, eh? 207 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,409 Yes, that's the idea. I was walking along... 208 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:34,452 and then suddenly I saw your winkle on the door- 209 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,954 Um, I mean, suddenly I saw your shingle on the door... 210 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,958 and I said to myself, "Why not? 211 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:45,554 If I'm lucky, I might just get a fresh, unsuspecting audience. " 212 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,894 Well, you were very lucky indeed, then, weren't you? 213 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:52,437 Yes. Today has- I'm- 214 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,438 Well, what can I say? 215 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,438 Um... 216 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,942 you've been so very kind... 217 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,375 a little gullible, perhaps... 218 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,880 but, uh, I'm sorry if I took advantage of you. 219 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,382 Don't feel badly. 220 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:09,386 I'm sure God would much prefer us to be... 221 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,651 - a little too vulnerable than- - Jenny 222 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:22,179 Hopping like kangaroos. 223 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,188 That's wonderful, funny. 224 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,191 I love that. I'm dying to hear what comes next. 225 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,261 It's almost time, Professor Moriarty. 226 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:33,195 I know, Finny, but this is fascinating. 227 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,994 - Go on, Bruner. - Well, sir- 228 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:41,238 Pay no mind. Go on with your report. 229 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:46,539 Well, sir, after a few more moments of hopping- 230 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:50,046 Go on, Bruner. Go on. 231 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:54,141 The three of them bounced out of the room. 232 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,187 The three of them... 233 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,723 bounced out of the room. 234 00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,418 Bounced out of the room! 235 00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,295 They bounced out of the room! 236 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,801 They bounced out of the room. 237 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,303 Here. 238 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,033 It really is time for- 239 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:21,305 Ah. 240 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,915 And you just left them there, Bruner, hmm? 241 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:32,548 You didn't wait to see which way they might be going? 242 00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,626 No sir. I thought their behavior was so strange- 243 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:40,626 That I'd better come and tell you right away. 244 00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:44,133 I see. Bounced out of the room. 245 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,228 Oh, that's delicious. 246 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,210 Step this way, Bruner. 247 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,417 Yes. 248 00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:02,919 Is everything all right, Alicia, dear? 249 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,546 Yes, Professor. Fine, thank you. 250 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,457 I wonder if you would do me a small favor, Bruner? 251 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,262 Anything, Professor. Anything. 252 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,929 I wonder if you'd mind leaving by one of these two doors? 253 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,939 I've got some official visitors coming up the main staircase. 254 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,441 I'd rather they didn't see you leaving. 255 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:28,445 - You don't mind, do you? - No, sir. 256 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,447 Good lad. Either door, Bruner. 257 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,540 The choice is yours. 258 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,688 Hi, there. I'm working with Prof- Holy shit! 259 00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:08,419 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 260 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:14,583 It's the curse again. 261 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,321 And I know you'll understand. 262 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:21,798 Of course it's been a great trial to your patience, Father... 263 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,334 but think of the burden that it's been to me. 264 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,805 Ever since that day... 265 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:33,071 when my hereditary tendencies finally... 266 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,442 burst out into the open... 267 00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:42,385 and I had this irrepressible desire to do something... 268 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:46,287 absolutely rotten every 24 minutes! 269 00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:49,383 Well, it's been very painful to me, Father. 270 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:53,396 I mean, thinking up a real corker every 24 minutes... 271 00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:56,592 is no easy job, I'm telling you! 272 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,935 - Ready? - Wait, wait, wait. 273 00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:14,903 Wait, wait, wait. Thank you. 274 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,304 Ready. 275 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,248 What's going on? 276 00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:22,424 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 277 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:24,654 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 278 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,115 How much cash does he actually want from you now? 279 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:45,412 How much cash does he actually want from you now? 280 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,815 None. 281 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:51,912 Mr. Gambetti told me he would give me back my letter... 282 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:56,926 if I would promise to steal a certain document... 283 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,019 from my father's wall safe. 284 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,496 What does your father do? 285 00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:05,091 He's the janitor in Brownings Bank in Clearwater Street. 286 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:08,172 Brownings doesn't have a bank in Clearwater Street. 287 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,772 Poor Papa. I wonder if he knows. 288 00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:15,277 What does your father do, Miss Hill? 289 00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:18,281 How did you know so quickly that Brownings doesn't have a Clearwater branch? 290 00:30:18,383 --> 00:30:22,285 I assumed you were lying. What does your father do, Miss Hill? 291 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,845 One of these days you're going to assume a broken ass, Mr. Holmes! 292 00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:28,687 - What does your father do? - That was no accident and you know it. 293 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:31,455 - I know nothing of the kind. - If you hadn't made me move downstage... 294 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,656 I would be dead now. 295 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,666 Well, as it happens, you are extraordinarily alive. 296 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:39,931 Your lies are of the same excellent quality. 297 00:30:40,038 --> 00:30:43,166 I can't help you if you're going to become hysterical... 298 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:46,732 and act as if everyone around is trying to hurt you! 299 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:57,618 Scream. 300 00:30:57,722 --> 00:30:59,553 Scream 301 00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:02,990 Scream. Scream. 302 00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:06,188 - What are you saying? - I'm saying- 303 00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:22,442 How do you do? 304 00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:32,455 How far are we from Piccadilly Circus? 305 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,957 Not far. There's a long, dark stretch up ahead of us first. 306 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:37,619 That's what the buggers are waiting for. 307 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,290 Brace yourself till we get there. 308 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,163 - Then try to outrace them, all right, Fred? - Right you are, guv. 309 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:58,782 No good, guv. I can't outrace them with our load. 310 00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:02,410 - Their horses are too fast. - Get back. I'm coming up. 311 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,426 Away, away, away, away 312 00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:13,588 - Away, away, away, away - What are you doing? 313 00:32:13,698 --> 00:32:15,962 Whenever I'm petrified, I either cry or sing. 314 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,160 London streets and places of interest! 315 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,931 - Away, away, away - Abbey Road! Abbey Street! 316 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:23,906 - Away, away, away, away - Abbington Road. 317 00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:27,171 - Adelphi Terrace! Adelphi Theater! - Away, away, away, away 318 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,473 Away, away, away, away 319 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,844 - Fred - Yes, sir 320 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:34,043 Give me your hand for support. 321 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,962 Come on, horsey! 322 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:04,380 It's time for me to be going home now. 323 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,747 - Good night, guv - Good-bye! 324 00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:28,733 Evening, Mr. Holmes. Won't you come join us? 325 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,400 Well- 326 00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:40,014 All right, but just for a few minutes. 327 00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,242 Oh, taxi. 328 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:34,998 Jenny, this isn't the way- 329 00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:37,431 I don't wish to talk about it. 330 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,934 The problem won't disappear... 331 00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:41,095 because you don't wish to talk about it. 332 00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:43,173 I don't wish to talk about it! 333 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,435 You're making a tragic mistake, love. 334 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,443 I've made a tragic mistake... 335 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,945 more tragic than you can possibly imagine... 336 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:53,949 and unless I'm very careful, I'm going to die for it. 337 00:35:55,052 --> 00:35:58,954 Please let me go. Thank you. 338 00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:01,889 Good night, Sergeant Sacker. 339 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,893 Good night, Jenny. 340 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,725 - Good night, Mr. Holmes. - Good night. 341 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,400 Thank you for a lovely evening. 342 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:31,579 Come on. 343 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,415 "Where only a few moments later... 344 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:35,917 "a prop motorcar... 345 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,419 "slipped from its safety catches... 346 00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:39,421 "and crashed upon the stage. 347 00:37:39,523 --> 00:37:42,424 "If London rests a bit more securely tonight... 348 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:45,427 "it is, once again, due to Mr. Sherlock Holmes... 349 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:46,928 who in his"- 350 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:50,432 "Quiet, unassuming... 351 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,432 genius"- 352 00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:56,870 Care for some more tea, Sacker? 353 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,771 Oh, ta! Don't mind if I do. 354 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:01,003 - Make us some, would you? - Righto. 355 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,376 The water's just boiling. 356 00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:10,284 What I don't understand is whether someone was trying to kill Jenny... 357 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:13,084 or whether someone was trying to kill Jenny because she was with you. 358 00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:16,057 That, my boy, is much more to the point. 359 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,185 - Hello. - What? 360 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:20,696 - Shh! - I didn't hear anything. 361 00:38:20,798 --> 00:38:24,199 That doesn't necessarily mean that there wasn't anything to hear. 362 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:27,897 Don't run away, Jenny! I assure you there's no cause for embarrassment. 363 00:38:28,005 --> 00:38:32,840 Just put your hand back on the doorknob and walk in! 364 00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:35,878 Telegram for you, my dear. Only just arrived. 365 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:39,245 I thought I told you not to play outside my door. 366 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:41,750 But I thought you'd want to see it, sir. 367 00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:43,752 It'd only just come. I was sweeping down by- 368 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:45,822 All right! All right! That's enough of this nonsense. 369 00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:47,948 - Give it here! - Yes, sir. 370 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:56,933 - What does it say? - "Greasy goose dressing, excellent. 371 00:38:57,034 --> 00:39:00,060 "Leave room for exactly 10 servings before theater... 372 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,369 and pass red lion... on cheddar street cheese. " 373 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,406 Good heavens! I didn't realize it was that late. 374 00:39:08,512 --> 00:39:10,480 - I really must be- - Oh, don't be a ninny! 375 00:39:10,581 --> 00:39:12,879 It's obviously a code of some sort. I just have to decipher it. 376 00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,713 What do you suppose it means? 377 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:18,254 Cheddar Street cheese. Cheddar Street? 378 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,223 Is there any street in London by that name? 379 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,028 - No cheddar. - Curious. 380 00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:30,896 The clue obviously lies in the word "cheddar. " 381 00:39:31,001 --> 00:39:33,799 Seven letters, rearranged... 382 00:39:33,904 --> 00:39:35,872 they come to- 383 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:37,907 Let me see. 384 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:39,976 "Radched. " 385 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,911 "Dechdar. " 386 00:39:45,015 --> 00:39:47,040 "Drechad. " 387 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:49,986 "Chaderd. " 388 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:53,922 Hello. Chaderd. 389 00:39:54,024 --> 00:39:55,423 Unless I'm very much mistaken... 390 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:58,927 "chaderd" is the Egyptian word meaning to eat fat. 391 00:39:59,029 --> 00:40:01,224 Now we're getting somewhere. 392 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:04,631 - Have you tried school code? - What do you mean? 393 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:07,568 Grammar school code. Count off every third word. 394 00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:10,936 What are you talking about? You think we're dealing with simpletons? 395 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,942 All you get from that is, "Dressing room 10... 396 00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:16,444 theater, Red Lion Street. " 397 00:40:31,562 --> 00:40:33,587 Do you call this tea? 398 00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,597 No, I call it hot water. 399 00:40:35,699 --> 00:40:38,964 I was just rinsing out the cup when you grabbed it. 400 00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:47,771 May I have some tea, please? 401 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:50,005 Certainly. 402 00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:01,421 Come in. 403 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:10,990 How good of you to come. May I pour you some tea? 404 00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:16,029 Yes, thank you. 405 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,165 Milk and two sugars? 406 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,436 - Yes. Thank you. - Gentlemen. 407 00:41:20,544 --> 00:41:23,445 Gentlemen, once more please from the letter "A." 408 00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,517 Sit down, won't you? 409 00:41:27,618 --> 00:41:31,054 Thank you. 410 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,089 Thank you. 411 00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:47,970 May I ask what made you change your mind about seeing me? 412 00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:50,040 Yes, you may. 413 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:55,477 What made you change your mind about seeing me? 414 00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,979 I'll tell you something. If you had a stronger chin... 415 00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,277 you'd be a pretty good looker. 416 00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:03,512 - What do you think about that? - And I'll tell you something. 417 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,521 You're a frightened little girl... 418 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:08,683 who for some twisted reason needs to be sexually stimulated... 419 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,692 before she'll trust anyone. 420 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:13,763 What do you think about that? 421 00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:18,267 That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard in my life. 422 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,075 Would you like me to warm your pee- Your tea? 423 00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:37,847 - No, thanks. - Well- 424 00:42:38,923 --> 00:42:41,949 Well, I'm certainly not... 425 00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:43,458 not going to sit here... 426 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,791 and- and deny that- 427 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,387 that I'm alarmed... 428 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:51,593 by what's happening to my father. 429 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,564 - Biscuit? - No, thank you. 430 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:01,144 What is happening to your father? 431 00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:05,913 Ever since I stole that document from his wall safe- 432 00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:08,917 - Yes? - I- 433 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,919 He hasn't been the same man. 434 00:43:11,021 --> 00:43:13,922 I mean, he'll- He'll spend an hour... 435 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:16,424 just staring off into space. 436 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:22,431 I had no idea that little piece of paper... 437 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:24,558 was so important. 438 00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:26,727 I swear I didn't. 439 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,865 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jenny. 440 00:43:31,976 --> 00:43:33,944 - I didn't know- - What are you doing? 441 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:37,275 - What? - What are you taking your hand away for? 442 00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:39,941 I wasn't trying to- 443 00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:44,111 I didn't mean to. 444 00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:47,122 - I was only trying to make a point. - Oh. 445 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:50,591 - I'm sorry if I- - No, that's all right. 446 00:43:50,694 --> 00:43:53,458 Well, perhaps... 447 00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:55,964 we better call it a day. 448 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:09,536 Could I ask you just one more question? 449 00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,933 Don't you even want to know... 450 00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:44,571 about my father? 451 00:44:46,050 --> 00:44:48,985 Mmm. 452 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:53,147 Mmm. 453 00:44:58,262 --> 00:45:00,389 Yes... 454 00:45:00,497 --> 00:45:02,829 please. 455 00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,901 Who is he? 456 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,993 I can't tell you that! 457 00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:11,063 You can't tell me that? That's what you've got to tell me. 458 00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:14,338 I can't. Please don't ask me that. 459 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:16,413 Jenny. 460 00:45:16,513 --> 00:45:19,414 Please. For once in your life... 461 00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:21,916 trust someone. 462 00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:23,919 I'm trying. 463 00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:26,854 I really am trying. 464 00:45:36,533 --> 00:45:40,936 - It's- It's very difficult. - Well, let me help you. 465 00:45:41,038 --> 00:45:44,940 I will. I will. 466 00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:47,875 - You'll feel better afterwards. I promise. - I know I will- 467 00:45:47,978 --> 00:45:49,878 - And you will too. - Good! 468 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:51,948 I promise. 469 00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:54,950 - Then who is he? - Don't ask. 470 00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:57,077 Jenny. 471 00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:02,116 Who is your father? 472 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:06,253 - He- - Good. 473 00:46:08,866 --> 00:46:12,427 - Is- - Good! Good! 474 00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,561 Good! Good! 475 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:19,237 - The- - Yes! Yes! 476 00:46:19,343 --> 00:46:22,642 Yes! I- I-I can't! 477 00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:24,907 I- 478 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,748 Oh. 479 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:33,584 Ooh! 480 00:46:33,690 --> 00:46:35,749 Um- 481 00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:39,488 Oh Oh 482 00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:46,698 He is the... 483 00:46:47,905 --> 00:46:50,100 foreign secretary for Great Britain! 484 00:46:50,207 --> 00:46:53,176 Thank you! Thank you! 485 00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:55,438 Oh, Jenny. 486 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:57,946 Perhaps now we can get to the bottom of things. 487 00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:00,016 I think so. 488 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:06,382 Gentlemen, the Redcliff document will be in my hands... 489 00:47:06,490 --> 00:47:09,584 at approximately six minutes past 10:00 this evening. 490 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:13,288 Now then, what are my bids? 491 00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:16,298 Russia bids 5,000. 492 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:22,168 Russia bids 5,000 pounds. 493 00:47:22,272 --> 00:47:25,173 Rubles. 494 00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:28,574 Rubles? All right! 495 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:32,308 Now then, let's see. There are eight rubles to the pound... 496 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:35,010 so we simply divide 5,000 by eight. 497 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:37,143 Eight into 50 goes six- 498 00:47:39,756 --> 00:47:41,781 Guests! 499 00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:45,627 Six eights are 48... 500 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:48,789 carry the two, bring down the zero. 501 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:51,959 Eight into 20 goes twice, eight to 16. Four over. 502 00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:54,128 Carry the four, bring down the zero. 503 00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:57,139 Eight into 40 goes five times! 504 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:59,471 Spit that out. 505 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:03,070 Spit it out, or go to your room. 506 00:48:15,692 --> 00:48:20,095 Russia bids �625. 507 00:48:21,131 --> 00:48:23,463 Good thing I'm a math professor. 508 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:27,860 7,000. 509 00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:33,500 - 7,000 rubles. - French francs. 510 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:36,044 F-French francs? 511 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:40,048 Of course! Quick, get the daily paper. 512 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:43,051 France bids 7,000 French francs. 513 00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:45,053 What's a franc going for today? 514 00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,383 A franc is 11.18. 515 00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:48,720 A franc is 11.18 to the pound... 516 00:48:48,825 --> 00:48:51,555 so I simply put down 11.18- 517 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,892 Oh, Christ, how do you do this? 518 00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:56,397 - Just put down 11.18. - Oh, sure, I wouldn't know... 519 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,559 even to put down 11.18. 520 00:48:58,669 --> 00:49:01,001 What I'm asking, you idiot, is whether you multiply or divide. 521 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:03,004 - Divide. - Are you sure? 522 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:05,370 - Yes. - I'll kill you if you screw this up. 523 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:09,707 Now then, we simply divide 11.18... 524 00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:13,010 into 7,000. 525 00:49:13,116 --> 00:49:15,516 What do I do with the decimal point? 526 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,019 You move the decimal point two places to the right. 527 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,521 You mean I divide 1,118 into 7,000? 528 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:22,854 - 700,000. - What? 529 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,190 Well, you add two zeros to the 7,000... 530 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:29,197 to make up for moving the decimal point two places to the right. 531 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:33,292 Well, what the hell did we move the decimal point for in the first place? 532 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,371 To make it easier. 533 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:37,906 All right, the bidding will start... 534 00:49:38,008 --> 00:49:41,637 at �5,000. 535 00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:44,543 - 5,000. - 8,000. 536 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:46,582 - 10,000! - 12,000. 537 00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,583 - 15,000 18,000 - 17,000. 19,000. 538 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:50,619 20,000! 24,000! 539 00:49:50,721 --> 00:49:53,121 - 29,000. - 30,000 540 00:49:54,391 --> 00:49:57,451 Mr. Holmes to see Lord Redcliff. 541 00:49:57,561 --> 00:50:00,826 - I sent a wire. - Yes, sir. 542 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,500 His Lordship will be with you presently. 543 00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:03,491 Mr. Holmes? 544 00:51:10,934 --> 00:51:14,529 Lord Red- Redcliff, I presume. 545 00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:20,467 I can't tell you how glad I am to see you. 546 00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:23,808 How very nice of you to say. 547 00:51:29,686 --> 00:51:32,678 Tell me, did you, uh- 548 00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:35,758 Did you, uh- Did you find out anything? 549 00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:38,623 We think- 550 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:41,162 - We think- - Yes, I know, but I mean... 551 00:51:41,264 --> 00:51:43,926 about- did you, uh- 552 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,696 You're Mr. Holmes, aren't you? 553 00:51:46,803 --> 00:51:48,703 Yes. That's right. 554 00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:50,773 Mm-hmm. Yes. 555 00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:56,870 Mr. Sherlock Holmes? 556 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,039 Uh, no. I am his brother... 557 00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:01,379 - Sigerson. - Sigerson? 558 00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:04,045 Yes. As I'm sure- You're aware... 559 00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:06,122 my brother comes to me for help... 560 00:52:06,223 --> 00:52:08,123 on some of his difficult cases. 561 00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:10,455 What is it you wish of me, Mr. Holmes? 562 00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,926 I mean, I'm an extremely busy man. 563 00:52:13,029 --> 00:52:15,224 No more busy than I, Your Lordship, I assure you. 564 00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:17,562 In that case, let's come to the point. 565 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:20,397 The point is, Lord Redcliff... 566 00:52:20,504 --> 00:52:22,802 that your daughter has told me everything. 567 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:26,069 My daughter? How could you possibly know my daughter? 568 00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:30,044 I have saved her life upon two separate occasions. 569 00:52:30,147 --> 00:52:32,980 Would you be good enough to describe her to me? 570 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:35,643 She has magnificent red hair... 571 00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:37,811 about 27 years of age... 572 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:41,482 I should say 5'31/2" tall... 573 00:52:41,591 --> 00:52:44,116 and... 574 00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:46,821 extraordinarily beautiful. 575 00:52:46,930 --> 00:52:49,797 Really? 576 00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:57,802 Would you please leave my house, sir? 577 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:02,573 I don't understand. What have I said? 578 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,170 Mr. Holmes, or whoever you are... 579 00:53:05,282 --> 00:53:08,183 my daughter has blonde hair... 580 00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:12,483 a little under five feet, and she's 12 years old. 581 00:53:24,601 --> 00:53:28,037 Will you please pay attention? 582 00:53:28,138 --> 00:53:31,938 In any case, geography, why bother with it? Why even study it? 583 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,602 Daddy! Daddy! 584 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:05,841 If it isn't the truth... 585 00:54:05,942 --> 00:54:09,935 I will never see you or speak to you again. I- 586 00:54:11,881 --> 00:54:13,940 Sorry. 587 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,888 Lord Redcliff is my fiance. 588 00:54:20,156 --> 00:54:22,420 I am governess to his children. 589 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:26,791 I thought he only wanted me for their sake, but... 590 00:54:26,896 --> 00:54:32,129 after his wife died, I realized he really does love me. 591 00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:35,136 We were to be married this Friday afternoon. 592 00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:38,139 How could you have stolen that document from him? 593 00:54:38,241 --> 00:54:40,471 I didn't know what was in it. 594 00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:43,068 - I still don't. - So you stole the document... 595 00:54:43,179 --> 00:54:45,579 - and gave it to Gambetti. - Yes. 596 00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:48,082 And now he won't give you back your love letter. 597 00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:50,550 No. He gave it back when I gave him the document. 598 00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:53,248 Then what in God's name do you want from me? 599 00:54:53,356 --> 00:54:57,554 I- I want you to steal the document back from Gambetti. 600 00:54:57,661 --> 00:54:59,595 You- 601 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,990 Sorry. 602 00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:08,161 Where would you like us to drop you off? 603 00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:10,671 He's going to resign as foreign secretary. 604 00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:13,174 Where would you like us to drop you off? 605 00:55:13,276 --> 00:55:15,506 I am not proud of what I did! 606 00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:18,012 You've just told me a magnificent success story. 607 00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,344 Overlooking the fact that you're a liar... 608 00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:22,418 a thief, a traitor, and a whore... 609 00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:25,215 - I don't see what should be bothering you - You! 610 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:28,257 No! Oh, no! No! 611 00:55:28,358 --> 00:55:31,919 Oh! Please help me. 612 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:45,266 Do you know where Gambetti lives? 613 00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:50,607 I've been rehearsing in his house for three weeks. 614 00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:55,481 Lord Redcliff arranged for me to be in Mr. Gambetti's opera company. 615 00:55:55,585 --> 00:55:59,453 Sacker, we're going to need a floor plan of Gambetti's house. 616 00:55:59,556 --> 00:56:01,888 - Can you dig one up? - Well- 617 00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:04,983 - I have one in my purse. - You- 618 00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:09,229 Yes, I can. 619 00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:30,248 Hurry up! For God's sake, what are you doing back there? 620 00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:34,483 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 621 00:56:34,591 --> 00:56:36,752 - How did you get there? - Through the gate. 622 00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:40,257 Are you trying to get us killed? 623 00:56:40,363 --> 00:56:43,093 - No, I just thought- - Never mind! There's no time to argue. 624 00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:45,326 Help me down. 625 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:53,771 Do you hear music? 626 00:56:53,877 --> 00:56:57,278 - Must be a party. - Might be a little sticky. 627 00:57:30,346 --> 00:57:32,576 Keep these ready. 628 00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:39,420 I'll show you how simple this can be... 629 00:57:39,522 --> 00:57:41,422 when you know what you're doing. 630 00:57:44,694 --> 00:57:46,924 Quick! Behind the curtains. 631 00:58:51,227 --> 00:58:53,821 Mama. Mama. 632 00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:57,991 Oh, mama, mama. Mama. 633 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:25,189 Oh, that's a beauty. 634 00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:34,164 Peekaboo. Professore 635 00:59:34,270 --> 00:59:36,500 - Ah! - Signor Gambetti. 636 00:59:36,606 --> 00:59:38,836 I love your hat. I love your face. 637 00:59:38,942 --> 00:59:42,673 I love your nose! By the way, where you keep your wallet? 638 00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:45,179 - Right here. - Ooh! 639 00:59:45,281 --> 00:59:49,012 Oh, please, please, come in my house! 640 00:59:49,118 --> 00:59:51,382 I love this guy! 641 00:59:53,489 --> 00:59:54,888 Here's your money. 642 00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:57,050 Oh. 643 00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,720 Stop! 644 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,830 - Feel free to count it. - Don't touch the money! 645 01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:13,504 - You got a lovely vase. - And you got a lovely face. 646 01:00:31,294 --> 01:00:34,195 Hey, we have a nice time, huh? 647 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:36,788 What a nice, fat sound! Boom! 648 01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:39,026 Please, make yourself comfortable. 649 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:41,365 My house is your house. 650 01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:47,371 Everybody here! Okay! 651 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:50,878 �50,000! 652 01:01:01,424 --> 01:01:03,517 You know, Professor Moriarty... 653 01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:08,086 your mama, she raise a nice boy. 654 01:01:08,197 --> 01:01:10,665 - Now may I please have the document? - Are you crazy? 655 01:01:10,767 --> 01:01:13,099 I don't keep the document in the house. 656 01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:17,263 What did you say? 657 01:01:17,373 --> 01:01:21,104 Professore, Professore... 658 01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:23,110 don't you understand? 659 01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:26,943 You very big shot. If I give you the document tonight... 660 01:01:27,050 --> 01:01:31,111 you can- If I give you the document tonight... 661 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:34,986 you gonna send a lot of big boys over here work for you. 662 01:01:35,124 --> 01:01:37,490 They come over here, they crack my head. 663 01:01:37,593 --> 01:01:40,289 That's no nice. 664 01:01:40,396 --> 01:01:42,830 Then they take the money before I send it home to my mama. 665 01:01:42,932 --> 01:01:45,400 No, no, no, no. 666 01:01:45,501 --> 01:01:47,731 No. I think it's better for my health... 667 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:51,102 if I give you the document in public. 668 01:01:51,207 --> 01:01:56,975 In public? How the hell are you going to give it to me in public? 669 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:02,211 Oh ho! In the opera! 670 01:02:02,318 --> 01:02:05,378 - What opera? - It- Oh, you- 671 01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:08,048 That's no fair. That's no fair. 672 01:02:08,157 --> 01:02:11,058 - Si. In the opera. - What opera? 673 01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:17,088 - Italian! - Which Italian? 674 01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,601 Un Ballo in Maschera, by Giuseppe Verdi! 675 01:02:20,703 --> 01:02:23,604 How the hell do I get the document! 676 01:02:23,706 --> 01:02:27,073 While I'm singing! 677 01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:39,286 I'm happy! 678 01:02:46,896 --> 01:02:48,295 We having some fun! 679 01:02:48,397 --> 01:02:51,127 A little expensive, but lots of fun! 680 01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:56,303 - How you feel? - I- 681 01:02:56,405 --> 01:02:59,135 Good! I'm glad! 682 01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:02,407 But you haven't told me... 683 01:03:02,512 --> 01:03:05,106 how I get the document. 684 01:03:05,214 --> 01:03:09,116 In the opera, the messenger, he sing: 685 01:03:09,218 --> 01:03:13,780 Why don't we all drink some very sexy wine 686 01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:16,791 I give him a big piece of empty paper. 687 01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:19,953 - So? - So, you got to send your own messenger. 688 01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:22,030 When he sing: 689 01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:25,794 Why don't we all drink some very sexy wine 690 01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:28,803 Instead of the big piece of empty paper... 691 01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:32,136 I give him the Redcliff document... 692 01:03:32,241 --> 01:03:34,801 and everybody happy. 693 01:03:40,249 --> 01:03:43,810 - Whew. - Hey, you're a little tired? 694 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,321 - Yes. - Come on. We take a nice nap. 695 01:04:06,943 --> 01:04:09,673 You no fool around. 696 01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:12,680 - Shh. - Okay, Professore. 697 01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:16,976 Oh, wait. 698 01:04:22,959 --> 01:04:25,553 - Who the hell are you? - Glass fitter. 699 01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:28,528 I was told you needed several new panes of glass. 700 01:04:28,631 --> 01:04:30,531 I was just taking some preliminary measurements. 701 01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,033 Do you always wear formal dress on the job? 702 01:04:33,135 --> 01:04:35,865 - "Elite glass for any class. " - Is that a fact? 703 01:04:35,972 --> 01:04:38,202 You bet your ass. 704 01:04:38,307 --> 01:04:40,707 Ah! That'll be my assistant. 705 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:42,778 Godfrey, you've made your estimates. We can toddle off now. 706 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:45,370 Hey, what's the hell going on here? 707 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:49,876 Good evening, Mr. Holmes. 708 01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:52,887 - Ooh! - No, not him. It's his younger brother. 709 01:04:52,989 --> 01:04:55,048 - Oh. - Enjoying the entertainment, are you? 710 01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:57,216 Not bad. The clowns aren't very funny... 711 01:04:57,326 --> 01:04:58,918 but you can't have everything. 712 01:04:59,028 --> 01:05:02,486 Would you have some accommodations for our two friends, signor... 713 01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:05,658 where no one could possibly disturb them? 714 01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:08,498 Well, I got the guest room. 715 01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:10,834 It's, uh, a little bit small... 716 01:05:10,940 --> 01:05:12,840 but, uh... 717 01:05:12,942 --> 01:05:16,844 very, very private. 718 01:05:20,616 --> 01:05:24,518 Good night, boys. Don't have bad dreams. 719 01:05:45,007 --> 01:05:46,907 I am very frightened. 720 01:05:47,009 --> 01:05:49,569 Nothing is hopeless, do you understand? 721 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:51,647 Nothing! 722 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:56,650 I wish I knew what in Christ's name... 723 01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:58,652 he was saying to Moriarty. 724 01:05:58,754 --> 01:06:00,654 Professore... 725 01:06:00,756 --> 01:06:02,747 this room is 15 inches wide. 726 01:06:02,858 --> 01:06:05,258 My little saw is gonna come right down the middle. 727 01:06:05,361 --> 01:06:07,761 I hope you like the color red. 728 01:06:12,702 --> 01:06:15,102 - I also read lips. - Hello. 729 01:06:15,204 --> 01:06:17,968 - What? - Our inflated bodies... 730 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:20,304 are approximately 11 inches thick... 731 01:06:20,409 --> 01:06:23,810 but without air in them, they'd only be 7 inches thick- 732 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,279 - Give or take an inch. - An inch? 733 01:06:26,382 --> 01:06:30,614 Now then, when I say go, start exhaling for all you're worth... 734 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,621 but not before I say so, or you might be forced to inhale... 735 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:35,691 while the saw's on us. 736 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:37,281 - Do you understand? - Of course. 737 01:06:37,393 --> 01:06:39,327 All right 738 01:06:40,529 --> 01:06:42,087 Now! 739 01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:03,617 That way, quickly. 740 01:07:30,212 --> 01:07:32,271 Coming late. 741 01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:50,600 We're singing at the party 742 01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:52,401 We ate a great big dinner 743 01:11:52,508 --> 01:11:54,237 Hot hors d'oeuvres, Cold hors d'oeuvres 744 01:11:54,343 --> 01:11:56,072 Oy, did we stuff ourselves 745 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:57,611 The chicken was delicious 746 01:11:57,713 --> 01:11:59,203 Everyone is dancing 747 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,873 Up and down, all around 748 01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,245 Let's hope we don't get sick 749 01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:17,359 Hey! I'm here! 750 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:29,569 You cannot hide this angel face 751 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:38,142 I knew you by your smell 752 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:42,085 Is this rotten or wonderfully brave? 753 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,591 Shh! 754 01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:04,705 Stop that, you're such a tickle-tease 755 01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:08,749 You know I'm super passionate 756 01:13:08,851 --> 01:13:12,617 Oh, my, you make my heart go down 757 01:13:12,721 --> 01:13:16,054 Try to hold on to your sex urge 758 01:13:16,158 --> 01:13:20,219 I won't I can't sleep over 759 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:24,390 All right I'll try it once 760 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:27,469 If I see that it doesn't work 761 01:13:27,569 --> 01:13:32,632 I know that, ah, maybe practice would help 762 01:13:36,845 --> 01:13:41,578 - You gotta first meet my mama - Wait a minute! 763 01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:46,052 You gotta sample her cooking 764 01:13:46,155 --> 01:13:50,353 I'm not hungry 765 01:13:50,459 --> 01:13:52,359 - Just antipasto - No! 766 01:13:52,461 --> 01:13:58,024 And after 767 01:13:58,133 --> 01:13:59,600 We'll hop into bed 768 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:04,368 You've got your hand on my wife's boobies 769 01:14:04,473 --> 01:14:06,202 Ay-yi! 770 01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:10,200 Ricardo 771 01:14:10,312 --> 01:14:12,974 Ricardo 772 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:17,709 Ricardo 773 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:18,554 Why don't we all drink 774 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:23,182 Why don't we all drink 775 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:28,753 Some very sexy wine 776 01:14:35,537 --> 01:14:38,802 Why don't we all drink 777 01:14:38,907 --> 01:14:42,900 Some very sexy wine 778 01:14:44,646 --> 01:14:47,877 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 779 01:14:47,983 --> 01:14:51,419 - Uh-oh. - Huh? 780 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:56,150 Why don't we all drink 781 01:14:56,258 --> 01:15:01,218 Some very sexy wine 782 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,012 The princess was in peril 783 01:15:24,119 --> 01:15:25,450 The chicken was delicious 784 01:15:25,554 --> 01:15:26,782 Now we drink, Now we dance 785 01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:28,015 Let's hope we don't get sick 786 01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:33,154 Salu-te 787 01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:40,364 Ooh! 788 01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:45,031 - Why don't we all - Shut your mouth! 789 01:15:48,977 --> 01:15:50,274 The chicken was in peril 790 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:51,505 The princess was delicious 791 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:52,944 Now we drink Now we dance 792 01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:54,208 Let's hope we don't get sick 793 01:16:29,818 --> 01:16:32,651 Stop that, you're such a tickle-tease 794 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:35,848 You know I'm super passionate 795 01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:39,689 Oh, my, you make my heart go pow 796 01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:42,025 Try to hold on to your sex urge 797 01:16:42,130 --> 01:16:45,622 I won't I can't sleep over 798 01:16:45,734 --> 01:16:49,500 All right I'll try it once 799 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:52,199 If I see that it doesn't work 800 01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:56,403 I know that, ah, maybe practice would help 801 01:16:56,511 --> 01:16:59,639 First taste my mommy's cooking 802 01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:01,443 You cannot say 803 01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:04,018 I'm not hungry 804 01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:07,850 I'm not hungry 805 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,054 Just smell her gnocchi 806 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:17,860 And after 807 01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,067 We'll hop into bed 808 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:28,574 I want you now 809 01:17:28,677 --> 01:17:30,304 I want you now 810 01:17:30,412 --> 01:17:31,436 I want you now 811 01:17:31,546 --> 01:17:33,639 I want you now 812 01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:35,614 Ohh 813 01:17:35,717 --> 01:17:37,685 And me 814 01:17:37,786 --> 01:17:39,617 Oh, boy! 815 01:17:39,721 --> 01:17:41,279 I want you now 816 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:43,119 I want you now 817 01:17:43,225 --> 01:17:45,125 I want you now 818 01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:46,125 I want you now 819 01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:48,219 I want you now 820 01:17:55,904 --> 01:17:57,701 Ricardo 821 01:17:57,806 --> 01:18:00,036 Ricardo 822 01:18:00,142 --> 01:18:02,610 - Ow! - Ricardo 823 01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:07,080 Oh, what regret when love devours my heart 824 01:18:07,182 --> 01:18:09,173 Oh 825 01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:11,252 Shit! 826 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:15,585 Oh 827 01:18:48,523 --> 01:18:50,991 Stay back 828 01:19:27,696 --> 01:19:31,188 A Webly's Number Two, I think, carries only six cartridges. 829 01:19:32,968 --> 01:19:34,629 Yes, that's right, six. 830 01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:42,540 You're too shit smart for your own good, boy. 831 01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:45,044 This sword I'm carrying is not a prop. 832 01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:47,115 Neither is this. 833 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:52,517 Did you know I used to be the 11th best fencer in Europe? 834 01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:54,521 If that's true... 835 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:56,853 this should be very exciting. 836 01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:08,902 Drop your sword, Mr. Holmes. 837 01:20:09,004 --> 01:20:12,064 Drop it or I'll- 838 01:20:12,174 --> 01:20:13,801 Blow your brains out. 839 01:20:22,684 --> 01:20:25,585 I always wanted one of those. 840 01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:37,454 Well, let's try out, Mr. Holmes. 841 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,486 That's the way to do it. 842 01:22:04,085 --> 01:22:06,315 Hyah! 843 01:22:39,287 --> 01:22:42,256 You're just being used, you know. 844 01:22:42,357 --> 01:22:44,757 Your brother only meant you for a decoy. 845 01:22:44,859 --> 01:22:48,556 - Did you figure that out yet? - Yes. 846 01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:55,294 - Ow! - Oh, be careful of those spikes, lad. 847 01:22:55,403 --> 01:22:58,099 They can hurt something desperate. 848 01:22:58,206 --> 01:23:00,333 Like that. 849 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:09,883 It's very difficult to be a hero in real life. 850 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:31,196 You were good, son. You were very good 851 01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:34,867 But you must always, always, be thinking two and three moves ahead. 852 01:23:34,976 --> 01:23:37,376 Your brother's a master at it. 853 01:23:37,479 --> 01:23:40,937 Now, give me that document... 854 01:23:41,049 --> 01:23:43,950 or I'll shove this right through your throat. 855 01:23:56,364 --> 01:23:59,629 I love pure reason. 856 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:09,643 Good lad! Good! That's the idea! 857 01:24:09,744 --> 01:24:12,304 I even brought one myself, just in case. 858 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:16,115 I wonder which is the real one. 859 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:20,654 Drop your sword or I'll throw these into the river. 860 01:24:28,229 --> 01:24:30,129 Only two left. 861 01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:32,495 This is fun! 862 01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:38,973 Right. 863 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:42,976 We both know there were four fakes on that prop table. 864 01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:46,639 Now give me the real document you took from Gambetti... 865 01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:49,239 or, I swear to God, I'll kill you. 866 01:25:04,165 --> 01:25:06,326 Good-bye, son. 867 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:16,100 Bye-bye. 868 01:25:16,211 --> 01:25:19,112 I still win! 869 01:25:38,733 --> 01:25:41,099 - How are you? - Never better. 870 01:25:41,202 --> 01:25:43,102 - You? - Tip-top. 871 01:25:43,204 --> 01:25:46,640 Oh, you did it, boss! You outsmarted them all! 872 01:25:46,741 --> 01:25:49,642 Aw, you genius son of a g- 873 01:25:56,651 --> 01:25:59,051 Just leave it on that table, would you? 874 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:01,987 Don't you have to get it to Lord Redcliff? 875 01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:04,991 I think it will be in his hands... 876 01:26:05,093 --> 01:26:07,118 in a very short while. 877 01:26:24,412 --> 01:26:27,313 Holmes, how can you ever repay him? 878 01:26:27,415 --> 01:26:30,316 By playing the violin, Watson. 879 01:26:30,418 --> 01:26:32,554 By playing the violin. 880 01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:38,124 - Hello! - Hello. 881 01:26:38,226 --> 01:26:40,194 What do you call this kind of a day? 882 01:26:40,295 --> 01:26:42,320 This is a crazy day. 883 01:26:42,430 --> 01:26:45,888 - Aren't you being married in a few minutes? - I most certainly am. 884 01:26:47,669 --> 01:26:49,569 Your telegram said urgent. 885 01:26:49,671 --> 01:26:52,071 Urgent? Is that what I said? 886 01:26:52,173 --> 01:26:55,006 I didn't- I'm- I- What did I say, "urgent"? 887 01:26:55,109 --> 01:26:59,011 - Yes. - I just wanted to say good-bye. 888 01:27:00,515 --> 01:27:02,244 Good-bye. 889 01:27:03,618 --> 01:27:06,109 Good-bye. 890 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,246 Bye. 891 01:28:12,654 --> 01:28:15,646 What the hell am I supposed to do now? 65007

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