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Aah!
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Huh?
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-[theme music playing]
-[kids on TV] Aah!
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♪ I feel like quackin'So I think I will ♪
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♪ I'm gonna quack, quack, quackUntil I get my fill ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Got the quackin' feverGot the quackin' craze ♪
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[chainsaw cutting]
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, let's quack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Quack, quack, quack, Quack Pack ♪
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♪ Ahh... Quack Pack ♪
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♪ In a dah-dah-dah, in a dah-dah-dah ♪
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♪ Duck daze, Quack pack! ♪
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[grunting]
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Let go, you doggone, no good--
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Aah!
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Waahh!
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Waahh!
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Ha ha ha ha. Wow!
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According to the wackometer,
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that's the wackiest video
we've ever received here
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on Wackiest home videos.
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And if you're wonderingwhere we got that tape,
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it was sent in by three young viewersfrom our very own Duckburg:
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Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck.
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Boys.
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Gee, look at the time.
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-Gotta study.
-Ooh. Big test tomorrow. Gotta go.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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How would everybody like to be rich?
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Your video got the highest rating
of all time.
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Am I right? Am I not, Fred?
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Yes, sir, Mr. Shlockwell, sir. Uh-huh.
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You boys are geniuses.
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I wanna hire you to do a segment
on the show starring... you.
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Me?
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If you and your boys come work for me,
we'll all be gazillionaires.
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Gazillionaires?
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-Think of the fame.
-The prestige.
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The money.
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I'll do it.
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Uh, now everyone sign here.
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It's a standard contract
giving us the rights to all of your work,
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ideas, and internal organs.
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Well, we'll miss you
around here, Donny-boy,
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but I'd never stand in the way
of your happiness.
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Yes!
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Aha! Aho! Ah heh heh heh ho!
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I'm rid of him at last.
Now we can get a decent cameraman.
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Ah ho heh heh hooo!
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And what do my three little geniuses
have planned for today's escapade?
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It'll be fantastic, babe.
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Sheer brilliance, baby.
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Now, we got Uncle D on a surfboard.
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Surfing, huh?
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Hey, don't sweat it.
We're geniuses, remember?
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Surfing? I don't know.
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With a little help, this could be perfect.
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Like I said, it'll be perfect.
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Hoo hoo! Hang ten, uncle dude.
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This is what makes TV boring.
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-This public wants excitement.
-Excitement.
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-The public wants danger!
-Danger.
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The public wants... Sharks.
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Aw, get lost, you!
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Aah!
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Heh heh heh. Scared him off.
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Wak!
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Waaaaaaaaaaahh!
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Waaaaaaaaaaahh!
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Whoa! [panting]
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Whew!
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Yoo-hoo.
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-Ack!
-Grr!
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Waaaaaaaaahh!
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Now, that's wacky!
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What's the scenario today, boys, hmm?
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Best idea yet.
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Get this, babe.
Uncle D giving a dog a bath.
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Pookums!
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Pooky-poo-poo!
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Nice doggy, doggy, doggy!
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-Oh, well, that sounds good.
-Huh?
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[gulp]
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Like I said, that sounds terrible.
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You kids had better real entertainment,
or you're all fired!
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Uh, ask yourself this question, bubbula.
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If you fire us,
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do you really think your big star,
our loving uncle, is gonna stick around?
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Heh heh.
I'm sure the dog thing will be fine.
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How dare you suggest I fire
these three little geniuses!
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I can't believe I ever hired you!
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You...
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Now, let's see if we can't raise
the wackiness level
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of this little video.
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Good heavens!
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Look! There's a blade of grass
that's higher than the rest!
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Well, someone could, you know, trip.
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Grr! Huh?
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Grr!
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Huh?
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Does Pookums like the sudsy-wuds?
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Wak!
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Waaaaaaaaaahh!
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[crash]
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Woof woof!
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Waaaaaaaaahhh!
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[all] Uncle D!
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Now, that's wacky!
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Five bucks says Shlockwell
switched the dogs.
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Sucker bet.
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Show of hands.
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Who's getting sick of Shlackasaurus Rex
messing with our ideas?
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It's unanimous.
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He gets in our hair one more time...
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[both] And he's history.
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See? Uncle Dino D baking a cake.
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-It's a recipe for disaster.
-Trust us.
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It stinks!
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Just what I was going to say.
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-Bon voyage.
-[both] Right.
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And thank you for choosing
Luau Cruise Lines.
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Now hurry, hurry, hurry.
Don't wanna miss your boat.
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Bon voyage.
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[horn blows]
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Complimentary pineapple juice.
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Ooh. Ritzy.
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[gulp]
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Grngg!
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We've been had!
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Those kids can't do this to me!
I'm the boss!
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I say who does what when, right?
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-Right!
-[splash]
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Good thing I'm always
prepared for the unexpected.
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Go ahead and start cooking, Uncle D.
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Guaranteed huge mess.
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Guaranteed comedy.
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Guaranteed best video yet.
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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This is gonna be good.
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Better use lots of flour.
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Ta-da!
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-What? No mess?
-He let us down.
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What could have gone... right?
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[thud]
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[Shlockwell] Now, that's wacky.
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Those boys aren't going to run my show.
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Mmm. But if I fire the boys,
Donald will quit.
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And I need him for now.
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So I'll just have to get him to fire them.
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Ohh...
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I'm sick of this stupid show.
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Aren't you that nincompoop
from Wackiest home videos?
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Nincompoop? Why, you--
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I love your videos,
and you're so gorgeous.
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I like this stupid show.
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This is just the start, babe.
You'll be the hugest star ever.
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You'll have it all:
Money, awards, a late-night talk show,
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fanatical fans breaking into your home!
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If you get rid of those boys.
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Get rid of the boys?
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Absolutely not!
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Oh, I understand.
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Blood is thicker than stardom. Mm-hmm.
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But they're holding you back.
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Donald Duck, you are so good,
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but whomever comes up with your ideas
is holding you back.
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You see?
Even your adoring female fans think so.
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But the boys-- I just couldn't.
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You couldn't?
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Ohh...
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This is Kent Powers at Mt. Kilimamaro--
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Uh, uh, Kilimanjello--
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Uh, at this really big mountain,
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where we, uh--
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Hello? New cameraman, hello?
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Shouldn't you be holding
that boxy thing with the lens?
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Whoa. I don't use a camera.
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I create images through meditation.
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Oh, wow. Does that really work?
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Not yet.
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Pick up that camera now, or you're fired!
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I'm sensing some hostility.
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Perhaps this interpretive dance
will explain my feelings.
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Here's a little interpretive dance
of my own!
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This'll wreck your karma, man!
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Oh, my aching beak.
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As I suspected!
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I've got incontrovertible proof
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that your very own nephews
arranged that exploding cake.
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What? You do?
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I don't believe it.
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Clearly, success has unhinged
their poor little psyches.
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You've got to fire them
for their own good.
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I-- I suppose so.
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Okay, Uncle D, here's the story.
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We were thinking in the next video
we'd have you play with a kitten.
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It's probably a tiger.
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I'm sorry, boys, but you're fired.
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F-f-fired?
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B-b-but you can't do this to us.
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Yeah, 'cause, 'cause--
'cause we're just kids.
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Yeah, that's it. We're, we're little kids.
Who's gonna take care of us
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while you're off shooting
all the time, Uncle D?
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Not to worry, kids. I've--
I mean, we've already hired a nanny.
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[German accent]
Ach, such sweet little kinder.
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I am here to take care from you,
my little strudel.
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Video games, verboten!
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Rock and roll, verboten!
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It is now 5:00. Time for bed!
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[Huey, Dewey, and Louie] Aah!
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[slams door]
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[announcer] It's timefor the wackiest show on TV...
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Wackies home videos!
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Starring Doug Shlockwell,
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and everyone's favorite cutup,
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Donald Duck.
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[Huey] Oh, man, I can't take it.
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Even Bowling for Medicine
is better than this.
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[announcer]
And now, Beverly Hillbillies 90210,
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with special appearance by Donald Duck.
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[all] Ecch.
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Welcome to What in the world.
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Uh. At last, something without Uncle D.
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[Daisy] Today, we've finally caught upwith Donald Duck.
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[all] Aah! Shut it off!
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Tell me, Donald.
Now that you're a big star,
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do you miss your old life?
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-Your old friends?
-Nah.
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How about... Your old girlfriend?
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Yeah, yeah. I miss her a lot.
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Come on, you big hunka-hunka
burning he-duck.
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Uh, gotta go.
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Well, there he was: Donald Duck, TV star.
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Beloved by all.
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Um, what exactly are you
pointing that camera at?
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[French accent]
Oh, but your feet, of course.
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They are the only subject worthy
of the true artiste.
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Gee, the new cameraman
is really working out great.
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[nanny] Gute Nacht. Sleep tight.
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Don't let das bedbugs bite.
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Und remember:
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All escape attempts are futile!
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[hammering]
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We gotta get Uncle D back
before she drives us squonky.
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But how do we get out?
She's nailed us in.
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This calls for extreme measures.
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[Dewey and Louie] You don't mean...
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That's right. A montage sequence.
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[all] Aah!
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-Aaah!
-[alarm blaring]
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They are escaping!
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Release the dogs!
258
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,583
[all] Aah!
259
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,917
[dogs barking]
260
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,750
[machine gun fire]
261
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,041
[door opens]
262
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,041
Ahem. Well, well, well.
263
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,083
Is Uncle D in?
264
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,875
We really miss seeing him, and--
265
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,083
One moment.
266
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:04,375
Ahem. Your so-called nephews
say they miss seeing you.
267
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,834
Okay. Give 'em these.
268
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,542
"Best wishes..."
269
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,875
[all] "To whoever you are?"
270
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,333
How personal.
271
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:17,125
He's very busy, you understand.
Thank so much for stopping by. Bye-bye.
272
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:21,583
[snoring] Yes, sir, I do.
273
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,208
Oh, that's brilliant. Ooh.
274
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,333
Ooh, just what If you could-- Uh, sir--
275
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,834
-[clatter]
-What?
276
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,208
Hyah!
277
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:35,667
Aah!
278
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,500
Hyah!
279
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:41,000
[Louie] Yo.
280
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,792
Eat plunger, weasel boy.
281
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:51,458
[snoring]
282
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,709
Huh? What?
283
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,500
You've got to quit this job, Uncle D.
284
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,000
And come back home!
285
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,417
And lose that berserk-o nanny!
286
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,458
Get off of me!
287
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,792
I know what you did!
288
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,625
You think we did that?
289
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:06,750
Fine!
290
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,542
If that's what you think of us,
we're leaving.
291
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:10,583
[door slams]
292
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,375
Uh, how's it going, Freddy-boy?
293
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,750
If Uncle D thinks we don't care
about him...
294
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,458
Right! From now on,
we don't care about him.
295
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:35,417
[Shlockwell] Today's stunt
will be the biggest thing ever on TV!
296
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:38,625
[Fred] Ooh, yes, sir!
Big, big, big, big, big!
297
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:43,000
It's just too bad we'll have to find
a new star for next season.
298
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:46,667
-Find a new star? Why?
-Get serious!
299
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:51,458
Donald will never survive the stunt
I've planned for him this time!
300
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,291
[evil laughter]
301
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:54,834
[gasp]
302
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,583
[Fred] But we can't wipe Donald out!
303
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:00,959
He's our star!
304
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:04,417
Oh! The public's sick of him!
305
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,166
His ratings are in the basement.
306
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,750
He's... expendable.
307
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:10,667
I don't care if Uncle D
has turned into a creep.
308
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,000
He's still our uncle.
309
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:15,792
Yeah! We've got to warn him
before Shlockwell...
310
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,875
Terminates his contract.
311
00:17:17,959 --> 00:17:20,000
Oh, we'd better warn him soon!
312
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,208
[Shlockwell] Donald, you helped us become
the biggest show on the air.
313
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,750
Sparkling apple juice all around!
314
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,000
Call me crazy! Ha ha ha!
315
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,458
Don't mention it.
316
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:45,834
And today, we're going to shoot
your final performance.
317
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,750
Final?
318
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,792
Uh, your finest performance.
319
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,625
Finest, of course! Finest!
320
00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:54,375
What's wrong with you?
Calling it his final performance!
321
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,500
The very idea! What are you thinking?
322
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,709
A thousand apologies,
Mr. Shlockwell, sir.
323
00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:02,041
[Donald] I don't know about this.
324
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:04,458
It's just a little rollerblading.
325
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,458
But the blindfold?
326
00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,333
The blindfold's all part of the fun.
327
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,375
Trust me.
328
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:14,834
There they are!
329
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:18,166
[Donald] N-n-now where are we going?
330
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,125
Uh... we're going to the roller rink.
331
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,500
We're too late!
332
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,875
Oh, no, we're not.
333
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,083
Uh, but you don't know how to fly.
334
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:34,375
Negative thinking
is not going to help the situation.
335
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,083
Looking good, Mr. Duck, sir.
336
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,834
[softly] Donald thinks
he's rollerblading in the park,
337
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:53,875
but actually,
he's in a plane at 20,000 feet...
338
00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:56,375
And somebody left the door wide open!
339
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,667
This should be wacky!
340
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,500
Aah! Aah!
341
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,750
[singing]
342
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,667
-[both] Do something!
-Right!
343
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,333
[all] Aah!
344
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,750
[singing]
345
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,041
Now, this is wacky!
346
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:34,542
Aah!
347
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,583
Whoa!
348
00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:49,667
[Daisy] A story on a traffic jam
outside Porcupine World
349
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,917
will not win our audience back!
350
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,333
Has it occurred to you that you're being
351
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,583
a buffle-headed old peabrain?
352
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,750
Uh... Uh... Old?
353
00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:58,834
Do I look old?
354
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:01,000
-Are my smile lines showing?
-[gasp]
355
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,250
We've got to do something!
356
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,709
Ah! You're right!
Let's get a camera on this!
357
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,083
It'll really boost our ratings.
358
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,792
Ohh! Kent, I meant
we've got to save them!
359
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:15,125
Bosco, grab that camera and get to work
360
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,750
or you're through!
361
00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:23,750
Uhhh... voices in Bosco's head
tell him to crush you now.
362
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:27,500
I don't believe it.
I actually miss Donald. Urk!
363
00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,041
We have to let go to reach him!
364
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,959
Well, it's been a good life.
365
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,041
Unh! Got him!
366
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:42,709
What the-- Whoa!
367
00:20:42,792 --> 00:20:45,208
[all] Whoa!
368
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,709
Hey! What's going on!
369
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:50,291
Waaak!
370
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,125
Oh, my goodness!
371
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,417
Hey, Dew... Who's flying the plane?
372
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,750
Uh-oh.
373
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:02,083
[all] Aah!
374
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,208
[all] Oof!
375
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:06,625
Aah-- Oh!
376
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,750
Ahhh!
377
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,417
[all] Aah!
378
00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:20,208
Guys! Catch!
379
00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:24,542
[Donald] Waaaaaak!
380
00:21:27,792 --> 00:21:32,333
Boys... Uh, I'm sorry I didn't trust you.
381
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,500
It's okay you didn't trust us.
382
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:38,125
Yeah. If you didn't do
something snarfheaded now and then...
383
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:41,333
You wouldn't be the Uncle D
we know and love.
384
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:44,834
-Thanks! I guess.
-[bang]
385
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,583
All the footage was on the plane!
386
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,667
We'll be canceled for sure!
387
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:56,333
Oh, there, there, sir.
At least we got away unhurt.
388
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:59,959
Hey, isn't that Porkupine World
down below?
389
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,792
[all] Aah!
390
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,083
Ow! Ooh!
391
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,875
Eek! Ow! Ow!
392
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:09,834
Oh! Ouch!
393
00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:12,959
[all] Now, that's wacky!
394
00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:21,291
[theme music playing]
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