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[spooky music]
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[music intensifies]
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[thunder]
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[far away howling]
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[suspenseful music,
thunder continues]
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[playful music]
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[shattering glass]
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[howling]
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[suspenseful chord]
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[creaking]
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[eerie music]
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Here's to you, baby.
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Ten years of misery.
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Sláinte
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[spooky music]
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You never did like
taking it on the face.
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Well how's that now, huh?
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Come to think of it,
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l think it's high time
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l cashed in
on all those years
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you never tended to my needs.
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Whine, whine, whine.
Me, me, me.
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Well what about me?
[suspenseful chord]
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Huh?
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I'm thinking it's time
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for a little bit
of dead head.
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[wind howIing]
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You won't mind. Much.
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[zzipper and suspenseful chord]
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Shit.
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[crunch and wet meat]
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Jesus and mother of God!
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Fuck.
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[muffled growling
and chuckling]
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Let go of my meat!
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[howling]
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Let go of my meat!
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[howling]
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[panting]
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[thunder]
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[eerie music]
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[thunder]
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[intense suspenseful music]
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No. No. No. No. No. No.
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No! You bitch!
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You bit off my bean bag!
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[suspenseful chord
and sound of wet meat]
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[cell phone ringing]
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Fucker!
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[shouting]
Yeah?
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[funny mumbling
over phone]
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Balls! He is?
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[funny mumbling]
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Yeah, l'll be there,
l'll be there, yeah.
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Jesus wept! Yeah, fine!
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[wind softly howling]
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[animaI howIing]
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[thunder]
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l'm late for work.
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[cheerful rock music]
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[horn honking]
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[sighing]
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[rock music continues]
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[tuning radio]
[woman's voice]
WiII you stop touching
that.
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(man)
Honey, what is--
What was the station again?
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l can never
remember the number.
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(woman)
l don't know.
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You're supposed
to know
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'cause l can never
remember, so it's your
job to remember.
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Well, remind me
why we're bringing
our baby
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to an all-night
splatter fest again.
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Are you serious? l
wish that l had parents
as cool as [indistinct]
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He's gonna be
so prepared for life
in modern America,
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after this
evening of films.
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l know.
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[snapping]
Yeah.
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[cheerful rock music
over radio]
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l love it
when the old man
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pumps golden moldies
in the channel
after the all-nighters.
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You know,
l'm totally puts
me in the mood.
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Yeah, look
what happened the last
time Otis Redding was on.
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Uh-huh? Uh-huh.
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Do you want a brother?
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(baby)
LittIe brother, daddy.
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(Ryan)
AII right,
Tobe. Six degrees,
Kevin Bacon, BeIa Lugosi.
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Hit it!
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(Tobe)
Oh, no.
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Oh man, this
should be cake
and ice cream for you.
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(man 2)
Oh, come on.
Forget it, I-- I--
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l guess this
encyclopedia
is human after all.
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So what
movie is everyone
freaking out about?
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'Cause l'm going
into the [indistinct]
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Well, l haven't
seen any of them.
Apparently, Mr. K.,
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has the only prints
of these things
in existence.
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lt's like ultra rare
Holy Grail shit.
Right, Tobes?
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Yeah, this being
the last hurrah and all
is the best time as ever
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to unleash the terror,
the blood,
the boobs!
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More blood!
More boobs!
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Hurray for boobs.
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What was it like
working here,
l mean,
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Hog heaven, right?
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No, nerdgasm.
l saw the movie
Hungry Hungry Hippos
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1 3 times!
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l see
no nutritional value
in that whatsoever.
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Hey, you asked!
And besides,
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it gave
you an excuse
to almost talk
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to a certain
concession employee.
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Wait. Almost?
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So you
haven't even like--
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No. Okay?
We haven't even.
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We're taking it slow.
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Mm-hm. And by "slow"
he means turn the other
way and walk fast.
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So you haven't
even talked to her?
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lt's like this.
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A girl like Desi
is never gonna
go out with me
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so l figure, why not
hold on to the hope
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instead of suffer
the disappointment?
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You should
at least talk to her
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before you go
back to school.
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At least
then you could
make a piece.
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Yeah, look who's
talking potsy!
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Well, what the fuck
does that mean?
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Oh, nothing.
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Yeah, nothing, just--
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Look, Kevin Bacon
and Elvis Presley.
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(Tobe)
Let's do it.
[chuckIing]
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[woman chuckIing]
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[swoosh]
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Admit two.
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There you go, kids.
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Just pull up
to the front row spot
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and tune your tunes
to 1 06. 1 and enjoy.
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[chuckling]
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lt's gonna be
a hell of a night!
[chuckling]
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(man)
Yeah, thanks.
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[rolls up window]
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"lt's gonna be a hell
of a night!" Fuck you,
get real.
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l'm so glad to see this
fucking dump decimated.
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Jesus, man.
Lighten up.
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Oh, l'll lighten
up tomorrow
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when the bulldozzers
gas up.
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So remind me
why we're here
instead of Schneideman's.
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Because l pulled
the short straw
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and got stuck
with baby sitting duty.
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9:00 AM this is another
fine Blumps location.
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[horn honking]
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Until then, l
gotta keep an eye
on the old man
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make sure he doesn't
pull any shenanigans.
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Well, Mr. Sourpuss.
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Excuse me,
that's Junior VP
at Marketing Sourpuss.
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Okay, Mr. VP Poopy Pants,
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l promise to make
tonight worth your while.
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(man)
Oh.
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(announcer)
Show starts in five minutes.
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[rattling]
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[cheerful music]
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l don't know, Orson.
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Looks like last licks
for us oId bones.
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l'm gonna miss all this.
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This was my favorite part.
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The preparation
and anticipation.
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The threading,
spIicing the reeIs,
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and always racing the clock.
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Betty and l , we never
missed a single listing.
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ln the gate
and don't be late.
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You taught me that.
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My rosebud.
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Well, who needs
to be on time now
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when you've got
demanding video
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and high definition crap?
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You can get anytime at home.
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Who needs the old
night out under the stars
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with some movie magic anymore?
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That's what you
were all about. Right?
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Magic tricks
and slight of hand.
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Nobody cares
for magic anymore.
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Nope.
[sighing]
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The world gets smaller.
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And soul mates fade away
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Iike oId Kodak fiIm stock.
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But nothing's gonna stop me
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from sharing a bit
of that magic tonight!
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Right?
[chuckling]
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But, much like anything else--
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[rattling]
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[clears throat]
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Now she's gone.
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Now this pIace
is pretty much gone.
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And like tomorrow,
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I may be gone, too.
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Fade to black. Right?
[chuckling]
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Or maybe a smash cut!
[laughing]
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[door bangs open]
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Jumping Jesus!
Jehoshaphat Floyd.
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Heart hopping Christ,
you're Iate, man.
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Sorry, boss, l've been, uh,
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l've been dealing with some--
[coughing]
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Family matters.
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Well, there's no need
for excuses now,
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l'm already done
threading the first film.
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Good God, man!
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What have you been
sticking your dick into?
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You look like hell
on a hand grenade.
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l've been under the weather.
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00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:31,129
Look, why don't you
just go check in
with concessions,
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see if Desi needs some help?
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00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,466
Sounds good. Okay.
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And for Christ's sake, man,
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clean yourself up!
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[door shuts]
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lt's show-time!
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[chuckling]
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00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,358
[thunder
and screaming recording]
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Well, hell, ell, ell,
ello, kiddies!
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[chuckling]
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lt's your old friend,
Uncle Cecil,
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welcoming you to the final,
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ghoulish night of murder
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00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,210
and mayhem!
[vicious Iaughter]
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00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,505
Yes, my ghouIs and gaIs,
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00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:18,468
it's time for Chillerama!
[vicious laughter]
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[horns honking]
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Sit back, poke a hole
in the bottom of your
pop-corn bag,
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cuddle up
to the closest corpse
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and prepare yourself
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for this evening's
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first squishy selection.
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Wadzilla!
[vicious Iaughter]
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00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:50,291
[rooster]
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00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:54,462
[joyous cIassicaI music]
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[eerie chord]
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[mangIed chords
and wet meat]
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[shriII eerie music]
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00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,858
[swoosh]
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Excuse me, Dr. Weems.
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00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,746
Miles Munson's
lab work is ready.
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Tell him l'll be right in.
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[whispering]
Okay.
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(Miles)
l never heard
of a sperm bank
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turning anyone
down before.
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00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,214
You can imagine
my nervousness
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when they suggested
l see a urologist.
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00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,051
lt isn't anything
serious, is it?
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Life-threatening, no.
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As a matter
of concern, yes.
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Have a look
in there, Miles.
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(Miles)
Wow! Look
at them aII go.
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(doctor)
That is an exampIe
or normaI sperm.
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00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:03,656
And that
is your sperm.
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00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,618
[ominous music]
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00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,536
(Miles)
Yikes.
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00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,205
[suspenseful chord]
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00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,373
That doesn't look good.
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00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:17,712
Miles, there's
a new medication l'd
like to suggest you try.
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00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,632
lt's called
Spermupermine.
258
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:24,552
Now, it can't increase
the sperm you generate
259
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,471
but what it can do,
260
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,182
is strengthen the sperm
you already produce.
261
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,892
Spermupermine?
262
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,896
Yes. lt hasn't been
approved by the FDA yet,
263
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,524
but it is available
to test subjects.
264
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,610
Luckily for you,
l'm on the research board.
[chuckIing]
265
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,654
Thank you, doctor.
266
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,405
[shouting]
267
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,158
(man over TV)
Good morning, kids!
268
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,494
lt's the Captain Fatso Show.
269
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,747
And l'm Captain Fatso!
270
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,500
[shouting]
271
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:58,837
Well, ahoy there,
Captain Fatso,
272
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,548
say, are those
gumdrops l smell?
273
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,592
(Fatso)
Look kids,
it's DudIey DingIeberry!
274
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,554
[kids shouting]
275
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,514
(Fatso)
I'm starving!
276
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,891
l haven't even had
breakfast yet!
277
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:16,020
(Fatso)
Let me teII you
about the new sponsor!
278
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:19,524
[shouting]
279
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:22,026
[suspenseful music]
280
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,405
[TV show continues]
281
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,034
[music stops]
282
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,495
(Fatso over TV)
Peanut Mush
is now enhanced
283
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,706
with new
fIavored chemicaIs.
284
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:39,294
Makes your
breakfast even more
scrump-diIIy-dumptious!
285
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,296
Sounds de-lish.
286
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,298
[shouting]
287
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,553
Morning, Miles.
288
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,763
Uh, morning, Larry.
289
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,015
Hey, you still
single, buddy?
290
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,766
Unfortunately.
291
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,852
My wife's
college roommate
just got divorced
292
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,645
and moved to town.
Perfect for you.
293
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,397
You should
take her to dinner
tomorrow night.
294
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,149
Absolutely not.
No way, no more
blind dates.
295
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,109
Not after last time.
296
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,570
Come on, she's perfect.
You should just do
this, okay?
297
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,906
She's cute.
She's not looking
for anything serious.
298
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,074
Just a little
companionship.
You know?
299
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,284
[train horn]
300
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,664
[playful music]
301
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,921
[jazzzzy music]
302
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,690
Oh.
303
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,943
Allow me.
304
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,493
[suspenseful chord]
305
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,289
Oh.
306
00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:01,501
[grunting]
307
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,629
Miles, are you okay?
308
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,464
Come here.
309
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:09,342
l just had a horrible
shooting pain
in my balls.
310
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,344
You think you
sat on your balls
when you sat down?
311
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,054
l don't know.
312
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,556
Oh! You twisted the veins
in your testicles.
313
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,016
Classic vein twist.
314
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,352
Okay. Okay.
[panting]
315
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,853
l'm good.
316
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:21,938
l'm so--
317
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,323
(man)
Okay, onto the consolidation
of our acquisitions
318
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,866
of GeneraI TextiIe Industries
319
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,243
and MBT Plastics.
320
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,786
For a brief overview,
321
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,538
we'd like
to introduce
to you all
322
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,498
the newest member
of our department,
323
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:42,542
Andie Sumner.
324
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,210
[jazzzzy music]
325
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,004
Hello, gentlemen.
326
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:49,173
[jazzzzy music]
327
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,722
Oh!
[sighing]
328
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,682
l'm such a klutzz.
329
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,438
Oh.
330
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,982
[grunting]
331
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,362
Are you okay?
332
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,864
Someone, help him up.
333
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:14,741
No, l'm all right.
l'm all right.
334
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,576
l'm all right.
335
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,203
Ugh. l just need
a little bit of air.
336
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,707
l'm sorry. Excuse me
for one second.
[grunting]
337
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,208
l don't know
if it has anything to do
338
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,877
with the pills
that you gave me,
339
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,337
but every time l get
the least bit aroused
340
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,049
l get the most intense
shooting pain
341
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,051
[whispering]
through my testicles.
342
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,304
Tsk. Well, there's only
one way to find out.
343
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,313
[scream and suspenseful chord]
344
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,440
What in God's name--
345
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,651
[suspenseful music]
346
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,321
Miles? Are you
all right?
347
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,073
l think so.
348
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,412
Give me the sample, Miles,
349
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,247
so we can get it
under the microscope
right away.
350
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:06,876
l don't think you're
gonna need a microscope.
351
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,173
Oh!
352
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,549
[wet meat]
353
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,930
[panting]
My God.
354
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,640
What's wrong with me?
355
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,850
It's impossibIe,
but it wouId appear
356
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,895
that the Spermupermine
has had an adverse
effect on your system.
357
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,939
It's not onIy strengthening
your spermatozzoa
358
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,524
but it's causing it
to grow
359
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,360
to gargantuan proportions.
360
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,114
And traditionaIIy, when
a man experiences arousaI,
361
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,950
his testicles produce
more sperm.
362
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,326
But in your case, however,
363
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,120
when you get turned on,
364
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,455
the one sperm you do have
365
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,707
gets huge.
366
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,917
[wet meat]
367
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,460
[suspenseful music]
368
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,299
I'm gonna send
this to the National
Institute of HeaIth
369
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,885
in Washington
for analysis.
370
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,890
Discontinue use
of the medication immediately.
371
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,893
lf you feel your
sperm enIarging again
372
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,229
you get it out of your
system right away.
373
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,313
Get it out
of my system?
374
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,649
Jerk off! Fast!
375
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,317
[sighing]
376
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,404
[cheerful Latino music]
377
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,540
[knocking]
378
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:31,711
[soft music]
379
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,379
Hi.
380
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,256
You must be Miles.
381
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,757
[suspenseful chord]
382
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,343
l'm Louise.
383
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,555
[suspenseful music,
intensifying]
384
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:45,183
[grunting]
385
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,853
[suspenseful chord]
386
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,438
No.
387
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,981
Oh, my God!
What happened?
Are you--
388
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,858
Are you okay?
389
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,611
May l use your bathroom
just for a minute, please?
390
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,112
Of course.
391
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,488
Come right in.
392
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,699
Right down the hall.
393
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,243
l'll just
be one second
and l'll be back.
394
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,620
Oh.
395
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,371
[grunting]
396
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,040
[suspenseful music continues]
397
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,051
[growIing]
398
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:24,055
Molly, just what
kind of a nut did you
and Larry set me up with?
399
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,600
Hon, Louise says
that Miles showed
up at her door,
400
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:30,811
grabbed his
crotch and started
screaming. Wha--
401
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,730
He's-- He's
in the bathroom now,
402
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:35,066
he's making weird--
l can hear him.
403
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,568
(Larry)
Louise, Miles twisted a vein
in one of his testicIes.
404
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,654
Yeah, it hurts him sometimes.
405
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,155
He feeIs bad about it.
Don't make a fuss
over it.
406
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,615
He's a good guy.
407
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,951
Okay. That is enough
out of you.
408
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:47,620
l'm so sorry.
No, it's gonna
be okay.
409
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,080
He's just a brute.
410
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,581
That guy is such
an asshole.
411
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,999
[gasping]
l can hear him.
412
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,418
The poor guy--
413
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,920
Now l just
feel sorry for him.
414
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:57,546
[intense suspenseful music]
415
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,508
[shouting]
416
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,594
[loud thud]
417
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,929
[wet meat]
418
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,681
[grunting]
419
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,807
[suspenseful chord]
420
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:08,849
[clink]
421
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,393
She hung up.
422
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,436
[ominous music]
423
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,063
[thumping and wet meat]
424
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,352
[thumps and crashing]
425
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:57,940
[glass shattering]
426
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,653
[knocking]
Miles?
427
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,363
[thumping]
428
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,906
Are you all right in there?
429
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,200
[grunting, crashing]
430
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,202
[wet meat]
431
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,916
Ugh!
432
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,760
[flushing]
433
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:26,927
[sighing]
434
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,013
That was a close one.
435
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,307
[ominous music]
436
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:34,477
Oh, no!
437
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,978
[Louise, knocking]
Miles.
438
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,605
I'm getting
very concerned.
439
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,732
lt sounds like something
broke in there.
440
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,360
You don't happen
to have a plunger,
do you?
441
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,404
Oh.
442
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,448
Just what in the hell
happened in here?
443
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,950
l'm on a new medication.
444
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:50,785
[spIashing]
Oh!
445
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,082
[growling]
446
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,208
Oh, my God!
447
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,126
[ominous music]
448
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,878
lt's getting bigger!
449
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,879
[growling]
450
00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:03,381
Run!
451
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,633
[Louise, screaming]
452
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:09,887
No!
453
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,764
Run!
454
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,099
Ugh.
455
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,184
[growling and squealing]
456
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,477
[screaming]
457
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,895
Oh!
[screaming]
458
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,397
[screaming]
459
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,315
[screaming and sound
of wet meat]
460
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:33,786
[growling]
461
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:39,667
[Louise, screaming]
462
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,876
[crash]
463
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,596
[growling]
464
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,064
[glass shattering]
465
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,864
[thump]
466
00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,240
[gurgling]
467
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,287
Um.
468
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,039
l can explain that.
469
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,376
He's a nice guy,
don't get me
wrong, but--
470
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,211
"Nice" just don't
count in the bedroom
471
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,672
when you got
a baby gherkin
between your legs.
472
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,466
Come on, Stewie.
Make a poo poo
for momma,
473
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,093
Come on, be a good boy.
l'm not exaggerating.
474
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,803
The guy's hung like
Howdy Doody,
475
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:34,096
and that's being generous.
476
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,890
[ominous music]
477
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,309
[chuckling]
Of course l'm
gonna see him again.
478
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,060
Did you see his car?
lt's a Cadillac.
479
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,146
No, that sizze was more
than acceptable--
480
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,606
[eerie sound
and dog whining]
481
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,566
Stewie! Will you
please shut up?
482
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:49,361
l'm sorry. He flunked
obedience school.
The mongoloid.
483
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,906
[ominous music]
484
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,158
[wet meat]
485
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:56,327
[whining]
486
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,461
[monster growIing,
dog whining]
487
00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:08,297
Why does it smell
like Ajax?
[Ioud growI]
488
00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,716
Stewie! Ow! You almost
dislocated my--
489
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,345
Stewie?
490
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,766
[ominous chord]
491
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:20,851
l have to call you back, mom.
492
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,270
Stewie just escaped
from his leash again.
493
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,233
There you are.
494
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,901
[wet meat]
495
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,569
You furry fugitive, you.
496
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,071
You'd better get
your little butt
497
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,531
over here before--
[gasping]
498
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:34,740
[growling]
499
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:37,368
[wet meat sound]
500
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:41,997
[squirting sound]
501
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,795
[accordion music]
502
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,228
[Ioud thump]
503
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,361
[metaIIic cIanking]
504
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,780
[ominous chord]
505
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,080
[cIanking continues]
506
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,430
[shouting]
507
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,275
You almost gave me
a heart attack.
508
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,735
Me too!
509
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:59,116
What'd you get?
[chuckling]
510
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,494
[humming]
511
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,624
[chuckling]
A Milk Dud.
512
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,876
[laughing viciously]
513
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,337
So, what did you find?
514
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:15,132
Half a rotisserie
515
00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:17,301
chicken.
[laughing]
516
00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,637
You're gonna split that
with me, right?
517
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,180
Yeah. Maybe.
518
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,974
For a hand job.
519
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,310
[suspenseful music]
520
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,562
Don't be such
a prude, Babs.
521
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,565
lt's not like
you ain't done it
1 00,000 times already.
522
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,984
Sp-- Sperm!
523
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,153
Exactly!
524
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,576
[growling]
525
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,245
[suspenseful music,
intensifying]
526
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,915
[growling]
527
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,088
[crunch and splatter]
528
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,215
Bob!
529
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,884
[woman shouting]
530
00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:02,346
[running footsteps]
531
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,722
[growling]
532
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,516
[shouting]
533
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,560
[cIanking and shouting]
534
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,354
[shouting, echoing]
535
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,606
l want to thank
you for being
so understanding.
536
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,025
You know, a lot
of girls would've
run for the hills
537
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,362
if the sperm of their
blind date shot up their
skirt like that.
538
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,072
So, thanks again.
539
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,449
l swear to God, l will
pay for any damages.
540
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,035
Oh, please,
things can be replaced.
541
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,704
Testicles can't.
542
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,038
Now that's for sure.
543
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:32,418
l'm just glad
you're-- Uh.
544
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:34,712
Louise? What's
the matter?
545
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,381
[panting]
Oh, my God.
546
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,259
Miles. That's
your sperm.
547
00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:43,303
(TV presenter)
This just in.
The tadpoIe-Iike creature
548
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,181
is running rampant
as it heads downtown.
549
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,560
Five are dead aIready
and unconfirmed reports
550
00:28:49,602 --> 00:28:52,396
claim the slimy beast
is now the sizze
of a house
551
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,148
and growing!
552
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,775
Military leaders
are described as "testy"
553
00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:00,612
when asked how to defend
against this gargantuan goo.
554
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:02,781
The military
is doing its best
555
00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:06,910
to determine
what it would take
to rub one out of this sizze.
556
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,579
What are we
gonna do?
557
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:11,415
We gotta get
the authorities.
Come on!
558
00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:14,626
Citizzens are asked
to use whatever
protection they can
559
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:17,087
and avoid the creature's
immediate vicinity
560
00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:19,757
which authorities
are calling,
"the wet spot".
561
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,593
[ominous music]
562
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:24,636
[growIing and eerie chords]
563
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,602
[thunder]
564
00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,606
We're reporting live
from downtown Manhattan
565
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,733
at the epicenter
of the crisis zzone
566
00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:40,277
with a sperm creature
which has now risen
to five stories high
567
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:43,614
and apparently still growing
has been wreaking havoc
on New York.
568
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:46,992
The Mayor is insisting
that all New Yorkers
remain in their homes
569
00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:49,828
until further--
Oh, my God.
570
00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,330
lt's coming.
[shouting]
571
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:52,706
[growling]
572
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,999
[splatter]
573
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,626
[growling]
574
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:01,965
(TV presenter)
The stupendous spermatozzoa
is ravaging through
CentraI Park.
575
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,967
Oh, the humanity!
576
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,808
[gunshots]
577
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,478
[crash and crunch]
578
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:16,188
[explosion]
579
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,410
The spermicide is having
absolutely no effect.
580
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,412
What does this
sperm want, doc?
581
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,249
What every sperm
wants, General.
To fertilizze an ovum!
582
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,584
There's not an ovum
on God's green earth
583
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,419
big enough
for that thing.
584
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:40,838
(Miles)
Wait! I just
figured it out.
585
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:42,631
The Statue
of Liberty.
586
00:30:42,715 --> 00:30:45,092
lt's the only
conceivable female
large enough.
587
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,594
[ominous music]
588
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,451
[sweet eerie music]
589
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,969
[growling softly]
590
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,554
[ominous music]
591
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:33,015
[choppers]
592
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:59,666
Steady. Steady.
593
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,133
[growling]
594
00:32:08,217 --> 00:32:10,427
[ripping]
595
00:32:10,511 --> 00:32:11,762
Ah! Dammit.
596
00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:12,721
Oh, my God!
597
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,222
Don't panic,
598
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,099
there's gotta
be another one here.
599
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,517
(General)
No time. Look!
600
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,436
[growling]
601
00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,855
[ominous music]
602
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,774
[growling]
603
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,945
[squealing]
604
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,457
[growling]
605
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,125
Attention!
606
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:43,710
This is General Bukkake.
607
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:46,880
lnitiate Operation
Moneyshot. Three.
608
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,426
Two!
609
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,761
One!
610
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,845
[whistling]
611
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:55,472
[explosion]
612
00:32:57,183 --> 00:32:59,685
[joyous cIassicaI music]
613
00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:35,345
(Miles)
Ah.
614
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,389
[Ugh.
615
00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,686
[chuckling]
Some first date, huh?
616
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:45,480
[chuckling]
617
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,865
You can say that again.
618
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:58,869
Well, at least
it's good for the skin.
619
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:00,120
Yeah.
620
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,372
[triumphant music]
621
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,464
What?
622
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,466
What's the matter?
623
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,633
Nothing.
624
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,806
[triumphant music continues]
625
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,728
Miles!
[music stops]
626
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:26,396
All right.
627
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:28,148
Fuck it.
628
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,858
[triumphant music]
629
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,822
Hm.
[ominous music]
630
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,283
[grunting]
631
00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,583
[spooky music]
632
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:56,635
Oh, yeah.
Classic cinema.
633
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,178
Wow.
634
00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:01,014
lf you liked
Remains of the Day
635
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,351
then you'll cream
over Wadzilla.
636
00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,144
You know?
637
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,938
Not enough tits.
638
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:11,149
Wow. Ryan.
Be your brother much?
639
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,193
Mayna, don't insult me.
640
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,780
(Tobe)
Okay, substance run.
I am so thirsty.
641
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,782
Oh, no. Sit tight.
Sit tight. l'll go.
642
00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:21,076
l got this.
l got this one.
643
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,410
What?
[background radio]
644
00:35:22,495 --> 00:35:23,620
Nothing.
645
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:24,955
l just wanna make sure
646
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,498
my friends are well fueled.
647
00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,625
(both)
Hm. Sure.
648
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,669
What do you want?
649
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,254
Get me some red vines.
No popcorn.
650
00:35:32,338 --> 00:35:33,839
No corn?
651
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,465
Nope. No popcorn
for me, but,
652
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,676
a Coke would be
delightful, Romeo.
653
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,553
AII right.
Red Vines. Check.
654
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,972
Coke. Check.
Fuck off. Check.
655
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:45,851
Back before flick two.
You kids, be good now.
656
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,396
Oh. Uh. MilkDuds.
657
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,147
GremIins.
658
00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,773
Yeah!
659
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,193
So--
[sighing]
660
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,695
[clears throat]
Uh--
661
00:35:56,779 --> 00:35:59,573
Robert England
to Kane Hodder. Go.
662
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:00,907
God, l love you.
663
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,075
What?
664
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,368
Uh, nothing, nothing.
665
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:05,370
Uh, well, that's easy--
666
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,873
(announcer)
Stop the show.
[bIowing whistIe]
667
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,624
Here's news
you want to know.
668
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,169
We just got a shipment of--
669
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,795
(Miller)
Dude!
670
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,672
Hey, you get
me snackage?
Thank you.
671
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:17,090
Oh, l am?
672
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,010
Come on, cum bubble.
l'm busy.
673
00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:21,052
Hi, Ryan.
674
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,387
Hi, Laura.
675
00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:23,889
You gonna go
talk to Desi?
676
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,557
Why does everyone
know about this?
677
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:27,100
Popcorn. Extra
butter. AndaIe.
678
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,894
How about some
money, prick?
679
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,271
Put it
on my tab, douche.
[rolling up window]
680
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,231
Asshole.
681
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,692
l think your
brother's cute.
682
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,527
l think my brother's
a fagot.
683
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,362
[cheerful music]
684
00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:44,201
Enjoy the show.
685
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,036
Hi, Des.
686
00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:47,037
Hey, Daddy-O.
687
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,622
What's your tale
nightingale?
688
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,915
Nothing much.
689
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:51,416
Pretty crazzy outside, huh?
690
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,876
lt's never been
this jammin'.
691
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,127
lt's totally Antsville.
692
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,545
Man.
693
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:56,963
[chuckling nervously]
694
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,131
Hey, you look
so boss.
695
00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,549
You like it?
696
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,259
l thought
it'd be appropriate,
697
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,135
last night and all.
698
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,511
Sure.
699
00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:04,804
What can l do
for ya?
700
00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:07,057
Uh, l need
a Twizzzzlers,
701
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:09,309
a Coke and a popcorn,
702
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,645
with extra extra
arsenic, please.
703
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,563
That last order
is for big brother?
704
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,273
How could you tell?
705
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,400
Lucky guess. Let me
get that for ya.
706
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:18,902
Sure.
707
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:26,993
Snickers! Hey,
l'm sorry.
708
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,453
We're all out of butter
709
00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:29,913
but l can go get some
real quick.
710
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,414
Nah, it's not a problem,
711
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,958
l don't
wanna hold the line.
712
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,626
(Desi)
Nah, nah, it's okay.
713
00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:37,087
l'll be back in a jiff.
Just hold on, okay?
714
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,468
[moaning and coughing]
715
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:46,137
[grunting]
716
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,435
[groaning in pain]
717
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:56,356
[suspenseful music]
718
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,236
[sighing]
719
00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:07,784
[door opening]
720
00:38:12,832 --> 00:38:14,833
Golly.
721
00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:19,671
[suspenseful music]
722
00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:21,798
Beach, blanket,
723
00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:23,383
bingo!
724
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,093
Hm. lt's open.
725
00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,971
[indistinct]
726
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,060
[door cIosing]
727
00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,066
[gurgling]
728
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:46,406
So how's the car?
l saw you on King
last week, pretty cherry.
729
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,326
You liked it?
l got it right outside
if you wanna take a look.
730
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,994
Nifty. Really?
731
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:53,496
You know. Maybe before
l hit back upstate,
732
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,123
l'd like to take you
for a drive.
733
00:38:55,207 --> 00:38:58,418
Gee whizz. Um, yeah,
but only if you come.
734
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,712
[chuckling]
Hey, now.
735
00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,505
[Mr. K. over radio]
Well, kiddies.
736
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,424
Ready for another rush
737
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,219
rock and shock and roII?
[Iaughing viciousIy]
738
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,096
Shit. To be continued.
739
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:13,016
Absolutely, big tickler.
Come back after this one?
740
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,684
That's a promise, Suzzy Q.
741
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,353
Ryan?
742
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:17,854
Yeah.
743
00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:19,898
That's ten dollars.
744
00:39:19,982 --> 00:39:21,232
Ah! Right. Right.
745
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,779
Come back, okay?
746
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,406
Swearzzies. Hope to die.
Later gator.
747
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,866
After a while, crocodile.
748
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,915
Nice.
749
00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,626
(Mr. K.)
This next class
of cinematic sin
750
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,462
stems from the outer reaches
751
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,590
of Planet Taboo.
752
00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:48,927
So buckle up
your seat beIts--
753
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,261
(Ryan)
Hey!
754
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:52,472
HeIIo?
[thump]
755
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,140
Dude, fuck-head,
my door!
756
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,142
There's your fucking popcorn.
757
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,435
Thanks, Ryan!
758
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,104
Penis.
759
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:04,651
About to unleash
the fantastic furry fury
760
00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:10,240
ofl Was a Teenage Werebear.
761
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,909
[barking and howIing]
762
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,496
[howling]
763
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,588
[maIe voice on radio]
Mark the Shark
rocking down the PCH
764
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,298
with NBH.
765
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,093
Yeah, baby,
Bobby Vinton.
766
00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:32,595
[woman moaning wiIdIy]
767
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,432
[soft pop music]
768
00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,851
[woman Iaughing wiIdIy]
769
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,108
Peggy Lou,
if you keep groping
like an octopus
770
00:40:45,192 --> 00:40:47,777
l'm gonna have to
tell you [indistinct]
771
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:50,113
Now l'm
gonna make you
love me like Elvis.
772
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,698
Geezz, me just met
last week
773
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:53,491
ain't you ever heard
of taking it slow?
774
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,785
Slow is
for old-fashioned girls,
775
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,163
not a modern woman
like me, now get over here.
776
00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,956
Are all the girls
in Malibu like you?
777
00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,250
Ricky, don't you
like boobies?
778
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,334
(kid)
Hey, Ricky!
779
00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,295
President Kennedy
780
00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,381
says we're going
to the moon!
[chuckIing]
781
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,383
[indistinct]
782
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,385
l see you finally found
your pot of gold, son.
783
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,679
Hi, Mr. O'Reilly.
Hi, Jimmy.
784
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:17,223
(father)
Top 'o the mornin' to ya Ias.
I bIess you chiId,
785
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,809
for finally putting
lrish whiskey
[indistinct]
786
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,519
Cut it, dad.
Nothing happened.
787
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,605
Rickie's mother,
God rest her soul,
788
00:41:23,689 --> 00:41:26,566
never was much
for lrish whiskey,
if you know what l mean.
789
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:28,401
Oh, you poor
old thing.
790
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,862
lt's been a long,
lonely life.
791
00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,655
Everybody, shut up!
792
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,534
What are you two
even doing here, anyway?
793
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:39,579
You forgot your lunch
for school on the beach
day, dumdum.
794
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,164
[playful chord]
795
00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:45,877
Oh, you're
tearing me apart!
796
00:41:45,961 --> 00:41:48,838
[funny car horn]
797
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,590
[sighing]
798
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,551
l swear, l'll
never be like
my old man.
799
00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:55,845
He's such a perv.
800
00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,680
Oh, Rickie,
he isn't all that bad
801
00:41:57,723 --> 00:42:00,141
he just wants
what's best for his son.
802
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:04,270
I just don't wanna be
another washed up jock
slash war vet like him.
803
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,022
There's more to life.
804
00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:09,943
No, there's more
to me than,
805
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:13,363
bouncing baIIs
[indistinct]
806
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:14,864
More to life
than us?
807
00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,616
[silly chuckle]
808
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,953
Ricky Patrick
O'Reilly, you're
doing it again.
809
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,788
Doing what?
810
00:42:21,872 --> 00:42:24,082
You're looking away.
811
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:34,634
♫ ls it something l do
lt it something l say, ♫
812
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:38,555
♫ Every time l'm with you
l see you looking away ♫
813
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:42,225
♫ They say the eyes are
The souI, doorway straight
To your heart ♫
814
00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:44,143
♫ lf you won't
Ever stay close ♫
815
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:48,189
♫ lt's like
l just cut a fart ♫
816
00:42:50,192 --> 00:42:53,403
♫ Don't look away, baby ♫
817
00:42:53,445 --> 00:42:56,823
♫ Please, don't look away ♫
818
00:42:56,907 --> 00:43:00,285
♫ Stare me straight
ln the eyes ♫
819
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:04,664
♫ With our hands
Between my thighs ♫
820
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:09,377
♫ So please don't look away ♫
821
00:43:16,802 --> 00:43:20,179
♫ Baby give me some time
So l can make up my mind ♫
822
00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:21,931
♫ Just know
That it isn't you ♫
823
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,933
♫ These feelings
Make me so blue ♫
824
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,935
♫ l'm trying
Real hard to find ♫
825
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:27,687
♫ The one
That makes me feel right ♫
826
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:29,647
♫ Till then l guess
That it's you ♫
827
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,692
♫ That's just the best
l can do ♫
828
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:37,196
♫ So l look away, baby ♫
829
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:40,617
♫ l guess l'll look away ♫
830
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:44,495
♫ l can't take our eyes ♫
831
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,041
♫ For you might see
The lies ♫
832
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:53,546
♫ So l will look away ♫
833
00:43:56,842 --> 00:43:58,635
♫ Don't look away ♫
834
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:00,553
♫ l think
l'll look away ♫
835
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,180
♫ Please
Don't look away ♫
836
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,307
♫ l guess l'll look away ♫
837
00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:06,559
♫ Stare me straight
ln the eye ♫
838
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,144
♫ l can't take your eyes ♫
839
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:10,063
♫ Place your hands
Between my thighs ♫
840
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,690
♫ For you might see
The lies ♫
841
00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,654
♫ Don't look away ♫
842
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,489
(Ricky)
♫ l think l'll look away ♫
843
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,658
♫ Tear me up inside ♫
844
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,410
♫ You make me
Wanna go hide ♫
845
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:27,914
(Ricky)
♫♫ l think l'll look away ♫♫
846
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,708
[tires screeching]
847
00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,752
[engine roaring]
848
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,172
[screaming]
849
00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,633
[loud crash]
850
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,259
You saved me.
851
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,345
Quite observant.
852
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:46,015
Whoa. You dented
my Bronco.
853
00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,433
(Ricky)
You dented her.
854
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:51,104
l got a boo boo.
[laughing]
855
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,773
l see the new
kid's making nice
with the other team.
856
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,734
What team
would that
be, Butch?
857
00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,778
The team
858
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:01,656
no God-fearing
red-blooded American
859
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:03,950
would be caught
dead playing for.
860
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,576
l toss balls
with the boys.
861
00:45:05,661 --> 00:45:08,454
[scoffing]
ExactIy.
862
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,206
[aII Iaughing]
863
00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,041
[kissing]
864
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,918
(Ricky)
Look, Butch.
She needs help.
865
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:17,130
The kind of help
that bird needs
ain't gonna come
866
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,757
from a Melvin like you.
867
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,050
(all)
Ooooh.
868
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:26,597
See ya in class,
bitch sticks.
869
00:45:26,682 --> 00:45:27,890
(all chuckling)
870
00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,060
She don't
look so good.
871
00:45:31,103 --> 00:45:32,520
(Talon)
l've seen worse.
872
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:33,938
[chuckling]
873
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:36,065
l don't know
how to thank you.
874
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,444
You'll think
of something. They
always think of something.
875
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:41,487
Wait. What's your names?
876
00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:47,160
Talon. Dan. Den.
877
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:48,286
l'm--
878
00:45:48,370 --> 00:45:50,663
Ricky. We know.
879
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:08,598
[foreign accent]
You did good
bringing her to me.
880
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:12,518
With a little snoozze
she'll be A-okay.
[background ocean]
881
00:46:12,603 --> 00:46:14,771
Shouldn't we bring
her to the hospital?
882
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:17,190
♫ You got a pee pee
Stick it in my poo poo ♫
883
00:46:17,274 --> 00:46:19,108
♫♫ Make it go boom! ♫♫
884
00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:23,321
The brains, they spill
a little bit crazzy.
She fine.
885
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:27,992
[eerie, echoing maIe voice]
Ricky. Ricky.
886
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:34,624
[echoing]
Go away,
you nasty beasty!
887
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:39,295
Take your filthy
vermin with you.
Shoo! Shoo!
888
00:46:39,379 --> 00:46:43,508
[triumphant romantic music]
889
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:09,617
(Nurse Maleva)
Shoo!
890
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:11,661
Shoo!
891
00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:17,208
Take your foul
animuIes with you.
Shoo. Shoo.
892
00:47:17,292 --> 00:47:21,170
You stay away
from those kind.
893
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,215
Yeah, well those
kind saved me.
894
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:32,890
[cheerful music]
895
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,456
[whistIe bIowing]
896
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,792
[audience booing]
897
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,295
So Big Bad Butch
ain't so bad after all.
898
00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:04,297
Aw, the heck
with that, coach!
899
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,549
Tinker Bell
didn't pin me.
900
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:08,342
l was distracted.
901
00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,886
[giggling]
902
00:48:09,928 --> 00:48:11,095
[chuckling]
All right. Who's next?
903
00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,972
(Talon)
Me.
904
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:16,475
(coach)
Oh, so l see
Mr. Ducktale
905
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,645
finally decided to join us
in class this semester.
906
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,647
Couldn't get a note
from your quack?
907
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,107
Them two are sweet
on each other.
908
00:48:23,191 --> 00:48:24,942
Take that
back, Butch!
909
00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,403
(coach)
Yo! Yo! Save it
for the mat.
910
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:28,821
l don't mind if l do.
911
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,490
[hard rock music]
912
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:34,076
[both grunting and groaning]
913
00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,289
Give in, Rick.
914
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,415
Give in to me.
915
00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:40,750
Never!
916
00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,168
You can run from me
917
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:45,588
but you can't run
from yourself.
918
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,340
Get off me now!
919
00:48:47,424 --> 00:48:50,259
[horror music]
920
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,428
[growIing]
921
00:48:52,512 --> 00:48:54,013
[shouting]
922
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:56,265
Yo, what did l tell
you about biting?
923
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:58,935
(Talon)
Sorry, coach,
l skipped breakfast.
924
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:02,647
(coach)
Skipped breakfast?
Wiseguy, huh? Okay,
three miIe run everybody
925
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,690
you can all thank
wiseguy over here.
926
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:06,108
Everybody let's go.
927
00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:08,319
Come on. Get go.
Get going.
928
00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:21,916
[thump]
929
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,710
♫ l got a feeling ♫
930
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,797
♫ A feeling
That l'm gonna explode ♫
931
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:31,092
♫ Yes, l've got this feeling ♫
932
00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:35,304
♫ How much longer
Must l hold my load? ♫
933
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:41,644
♫ Oh, what do l do? ♫
934
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,565
♫ Purge this urge ♫
935
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,902
♫ Oh, God, l really
Gotta purge this urge ♫
936
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,697
♫ lf nothing else
l've gotta purge ♫
937
00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:55,199
♫ This urge ♫
938
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:58,327
♫ Ooh Ooh ♫
939
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,748
♫ Purge this urge ♫
940
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,627
♫ The time is coming ♫
941
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:10,923
♫ When l gotta choose ♫
942
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,050
♫ There's no more hiding ♫
943
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,972
♫ No more playing
By the boss man's rules ♫
944
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:24,311
♫ l've got to find
My own way ♫
945
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,482
♫♫ Purge this urge! ♫♫
946
00:50:28,567 --> 00:50:30,276
[music stops abruptIy]
947
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,611
ls there something
you wanna talk
about, kid?
948
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,280
[ beII ringing]
949
00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,615
(Ricky)
My mother, before she died,
950
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:39,410
she said, "Ricky,
951
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:43,247
always be true to yourself".
And l try to be.
952
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:48,169
But l get these feelings.
953
00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:51,630
Uh, these, urges.
954
00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:58,220
And they feel true,
they feel so right.
955
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:01,557
But,
956
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,476
so wrong.
957
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,562
Ricky, it may come
as a surprise to you, kid.
958
00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:09,732
Coach Tuffman gets
those kind of urges too.
959
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,485
You don't think l ,
[chuckling]
960
00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,404
watch you guys
shower after class?
961
00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:18,491
Soaping up your biceps,
962
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:19,992
your abs,
963
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,660
glutes.
964
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:24,455
Whoa. l think it's time
for me to bug out.
965
00:51:24,539 --> 00:51:26,999
Ricky, sit down. Relax.
966
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,502
This is between
me and you, right?
967
00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:34,256
I'm gonna do something
for you my wife will
never do for me.
968
00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:36,175
That dusty old wench.
[chuckling]
969
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:39,303
Hey!
970
00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,971
[coach, groaning]
971
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,349
[suspenseful music]
972
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,563
[both shouting]
973
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:01,033
Tastes like chicken,
huh, babe?
974
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:04,578
[sad music]
975
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,168
l don't know
what's happening to me.
976
00:52:11,253 --> 00:52:15,172
lt's as if suddenly
l have this strength,
that, like--
977
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:17,508
Of a grizzzzly?
978
00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,553
Listen. Don't
have a cow.
979
00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:23,055
We got your back.
980
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,057
You did this.
981
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:29,645
lt was your bite!
My ass!
982
00:52:29,729 --> 00:52:33,858
What? What are you?
983
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:36,986
The same as you.
984
00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:39,488
(Butch)
Oooh.
985
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,782
Look who we've got here.
986
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,243
Clean up for coach
like good little boys?
987
00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:46,370
More like
cleaning up coach.
988
00:52:46,454 --> 00:52:48,038
[guys Iaughing]
989
00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,834
Time to teach
the fairy brigade
a lesson.
990
00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:53,002
[beII ringing]
991
00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:54,378
Ugh.
992
00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:56,172
(Butch)
My pops toId me
993
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,507
this is how you teach
Iessons to pansies
994
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:00,009
995
00:53:00,093 --> 00:53:03,095
Sounds like pops
knows how to party.
996
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,388
Leave him
alone, Butch!
997
00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,765
Shut up,
Nancy boy!
998
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,225
You're next.
999
00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:10,603
Gentlemen.
1000
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,898
[aII chanting]
PIug him up!
PIug him up!
PIug him up!
1001
00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:17,568
Plug him up!
Plug him up!
Plug him up!
1002
00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:19,737
This is for you, Jesus.
1003
00:53:19,821 --> 00:53:21,071
[grunting]
1004
00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:25,868
Plug him up!
Plug him up!
1005
00:53:25,952 --> 00:53:27,620
[chuckling]
1006
00:53:27,704 --> 00:53:30,080
Plug him up!
Plug him up!
1007
00:53:30,165 --> 00:53:31,290
[growling]
1008
00:53:31,374 --> 00:53:32,708
[suspenseful music]
1009
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,126
Plug him up!
1010
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,921
[loud growling
and horror chord]
1011
00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,470
[roaring]
1012
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,139
[shrill scream]
1013
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,766
You okay, dude?
1014
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:51,644
[Butch, giggIing hystericaIIy]
1015
00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:53,729
Man, l was just playing.
1016
00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:55,314
lt was just a joke.
1017
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:57,733
lt's a party, daddy Os!
1018
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:58,776
[swoosh]
1019
00:53:58,860 --> 00:54:00,986
[screaming]
1020
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:04,240
[intense rock music]
1021
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,242
Ugh!
1022
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,618
[slap]
1023
00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:09,828
[shouting]
1024
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,080
[crying]
1025
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:13,499
[shouting]
1026
00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,795
[playful music]
1027
00:54:20,048 --> 00:54:22,299
[intense rock music
and crying]
1028
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,055
l never promised
l'd be gentle.
1029
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,523
Now you know what we are.
And what you are!
1030
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,441
(Ricky)
No. l'm not
like any of you.
1031
00:54:44,823 --> 00:54:46,824
Angsty little dude.
1032
00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,993
[shouting]
1033
00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:50,953
My darling.
lt's good for your head.
1034
00:54:51,037 --> 00:54:52,871
Call me, Sybill!
1035
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,373
Nurse Maleva,
you've gotta help me.
1036
00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,959
Just calm down.
Tell me everything.
1037
00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,877
You were right.
Talon, the twins,
1038
00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,672
they're not
just different,
they're-- They're--
1039
00:55:01,756 --> 00:55:03,382
Werebears.
1040
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:04,800
Werebears!
1041
00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,343
l'm sorry.
l don't understand.
1042
00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:10,639
Where l am from,
there is old saying
1043
00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:14,226
Even a boy
who thinks he's straight
1044
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:16,812
yet shaves
his balls by night,
1045
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:20,482
may become a Werebear
from the hormones
of age
1046
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,819
and the Iatent urge
takes flight.
1047
00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:25,446
So you're saying--
1048
00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,073
Once bitten,
anytime you get aroused,
1049
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:30,326
you become that
which bit you.
1050
00:55:30,368 --> 00:55:31,744
And you attack
those you lust after.
1051
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:33,370
Lust after?
1052
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:38,167
l think you know
what l'm talking about.
1053
00:55:38,251 --> 00:55:39,877
[playful ping]
1054
00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:41,337
Homo!
1055
00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:43,714
No. l am
not a homo!
1056
00:55:43,798 --> 00:55:47,009
l'm a, Werebear.
1057
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,927
[ominous chord]
1058
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,638
[cheerful rock music]
1059
00:56:03,651 --> 00:56:05,027
Looking for these?
1060
00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,862
[sighing]
1061
00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:11,200
l'm going to the police.
1062
00:56:11,284 --> 00:56:14,203
Well, don't forget
to tell them
1063
00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:16,622
what you did to good old
Coach Tuffman.
1064
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:18,374
He was trying to molest me.
1065
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,125
Ricky. Ricky. Ricky.
1066
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,794
You can't molest
the willing.
1067
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,212
[growling]
1068
00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:26,965
[light growl]
1069
00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:30,886
You're such
a cub, Ricky.
All show and no go.
1070
00:56:30,929 --> 00:56:34,807
Who's talking about
not being like everybody
else, you just wanna be you.
1071
00:56:34,891 --> 00:56:36,809
This is you.
1072
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:40,604
No. You did this to me.
1073
00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:43,399
[thump]
You could ask yourself
a question, brother.
1074
00:56:43,441 --> 00:56:47,319
[panting]
Did the bite
put the beast in you?
1075
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,863
Or let it out.
1076
00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:55,702
[snapping]
1077
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:04,628
♫ Love, Iove, Iove
Bit me on the ass ♫
1078
00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:07,089
♫ Love bit me on the ass ♫
1079
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,341
♫ lt got me by surprise ♫
1080
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,593
♫ Love bit me on the ass ♫
1081
00:57:11,636 --> 00:57:14,138
♫ Took teeth to realizze ♫
1082
00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:16,932
♫ That l'm just
A lonely boy ♫
1083
00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:19,268
♫ Yes, deep down l'm blue ♫
1084
00:57:19,352 --> 00:57:21,687
♫ But when l'm
unleash the beast ♫
1085
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:24,356
♫ To myself l'm true ♫
1086
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:34,116
♫ Love, Iove, Iove,
Bit me on the ass ♫
1087
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,785
♫ Love bit me on the ass ♫
1088
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,288
♫ Bit me deep down too ♫
1089
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,457
♫ Love bit me on the ass ♫
1090
00:57:41,499 --> 00:57:43,459
♫ But no way am l like you ♫
1091
00:57:43,501 --> 00:57:46,462
♫ l may be quite different ♫
1092
00:57:46,546 --> 00:57:48,380
♫ But l am not a beast ♫
1093
00:57:48,465 --> 00:57:51,383
♫ l just want to cuddle ♫
1094
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,760
♫ And you just wanna feast ♫
1095
00:57:53,845 --> 00:58:24,166
♫ Love, Iove, Iove,
Bit me on the ass ♫
1096
00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:27,002
♫♫ Love, Iove, Iove ♫♫
1097
00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,462
[both, growling]
1098
00:58:33,801 --> 00:58:38,013
Meet me tonight
at the luau.
lt's gonna be a bloodbath.
1099
00:58:38,097 --> 00:58:41,558
What do you mean
[growling]
with "bloodbath"?
1100
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:45,062
lt means that the guys
are gonna shake things
up at the school dance.
1101
00:58:45,146 --> 00:58:48,524
Payback time for those
small-minded haters.
[chuckling]
1102
00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:51,527
l can't be
part of that, Talon.
1103
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:53,278
You can't be part of that.
1104
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,114
This is not how you
gain acceptance.
1105
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:59,368
[panting]
1106
00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:04,998
Well, then l guess
l'll see ya when
l'll see ya.
1107
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,098
[soft pop music]
1108
00:59:26,104 --> 00:59:29,398
♫ l saw you dancing ♫
1109
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,609
♫ Barefoot in the sand ♫
1110
00:59:36,447 --> 00:59:41,243
♫ l can love you
Like no other can ♫
1111
00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:46,248
♫ Sexy ways
Sexy ways ♫
1112
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:50,836
♫♫ Sexy ways
Sexy ways ♫♫
1113
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,338
[applause]
1114
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,757
[audience booing]
1115
00:59:58,469 --> 01:00:02,514
You've all given us
such a warm welcome
this first week at school.
1116
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:05,267
You definitely deserve
this next number, it's, uh,
1117
01:00:05,351 --> 01:00:08,353
It's pretty bear-tastic.
1118
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:12,691
[rock music begins]
1119
01:00:20,783 --> 01:00:24,161
♫ Well, we got a new dance
lt's the hit of the land ♫
1120
01:00:27,081 --> 01:00:30,709
♫ All you gotta do
is thrust when you stand ♫
1121
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,881
♫ [indistinct]a squeal,
a grunt, and a squirt ♫
1122
01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:43,305
♫ Yeah, it's called the Warebear
And it just might hurt ♫
1123
01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,641
♫ Let's do the Werebear ♫
1124
01:00:45,725 --> 01:00:49,478
♫ And let
The Werebear do you ♫
1125
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,356
♫ Let's do the Werebear ♫
1126
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,652
♫ Right here in Malibu ♫
1127
01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:01,615
(all)
Yeah!
1128
01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:05,494
♫ Sweeping the nation
Just like civil rights
Werebear ♫
1129
01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:10,374
♫ lt's the latest sensation
For long long lonely nights ♫
1130
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,626
♫ Werebear ♫
1131
01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:14,670
l knew you would
come, son.
1132
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:17,005
♫ Four, three, two, thrust ♫
1133
01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:19,549
l know now what
l must do, Maleva.
1134
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,593
♫ Three, thrust ♫
1135
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:25,847
♫ l wanna do it again
Let's do the Werebear ♫
1136
01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:29,393
♫ And let
The Werebear do you ♫
1137
01:01:29,477 --> 01:01:31,687
♫ Let's do the Werebear ♫
1138
01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:36,233
♫ Right here in Malibu ♫
1139
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,238
Yeah!
1140
01:01:41,322 --> 01:01:44,282
♫ One, two, three, thrust ♫
1141
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,618
[moaning]
1142
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:49,871
♫ One, two, three, thrust
One, two, three, thrust ♫
1143
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:52,749
[growling]
♫ Do it again ♫
1144
01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:54,584
[moaning]
1145
01:01:54,669 --> 01:01:59,047
♫ One, two, three, thrust
Oh, it never has to end ♫
1146
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,967
♫ One, two, three, thrust
One, two, three, thrust ♫
1147
01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:05,387
[growling and shouting]
1148
01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:07,389
♫♫ One, two, three,
Thrust, oh! ♫♫
1149
01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,598
♫ Everybody gather round ♫
1150
01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,392
[audience gasping]
1151
01:02:10,476 --> 01:02:12,978
♫ You better not let
This madness go down ♫
1152
01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:16,982
♫ They got good lines
They fuck real good ♫
1153
01:02:17,066 --> 01:02:21,653
♫♫ But they just want
To make you their food ♫♫
1154
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:26,032
Yeah!
1155
01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:27,784
[music stops]
1156
01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:30,412
[both growling]
1157
01:02:30,496 --> 01:02:33,749
Violence and hatred
is not the answer.
1158
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:38,336
lf we are to be accepted
we must show love
and tolerance.
1159
01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:41,381
There are human beings
out there, Talon.
1160
01:02:41,466 --> 01:02:43,675
Not snacks.
1161
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,343
[chuckling]
1162
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:48,513
Nice speech, Gandhi.
1163
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,850
But we're hungry!
[suspenseful music]
1164
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:53,685
[shouting]
1165
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,313
[ominous music]
1166
01:02:56,397 --> 01:03:02,110
[general screaming
and growling]
1167
01:03:02,195 --> 01:03:05,947
[suspenseful music continues]
1168
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,325
(Talon)
l freed you
from a life of conformity.
1169
01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:11,453
l unleashed you
from the mundane.
1170
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,121
[punches and screaming]
1171
01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:19,002
(Ricky)
You chained me to a life
of bloodloss!
1172
01:03:39,524 --> 01:03:40,774
[shouting]
1173
01:03:43,528 --> 01:03:45,237
[screaming]
1174
01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,118
[shouting]
1175
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,501
Help me, Maleva!
1176
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:06,550
(Maleva)
Yes, Ricky.
You know what to do.
1177
01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:09,219
[shouting
and suspenseful chord]
1178
01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:18,979
[both panting]
1179
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,902
[sad music]
Maybe--
1180
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:29,781
l should've been
more like you.
1181
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:33,118
We can change
the world together.
1182
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:35,120
You still can.
1183
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:39,040
[panting]
Go get 'em, kid.
1184
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,042
Make sure
1185
01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:44,838
you tell them
that l'm not a monster.
1186
01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:50,010
You know, Werebears
need love too.
1187
01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:10,071
[howling]
1188
01:05:15,328 --> 01:05:17,662
(Tobe)
Wow. Not enough gay.
1189
01:05:17,747 --> 01:05:21,166
(Ryan)
Yeah, l mean,
De Palma, ripping
this off for Carrey?
1190
01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,293
(Tobe)
Why are you surprised?
lt's De Palma.
1191
01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:26,922
What-- What l don't get,
is if they just shaved
their chests
1192
01:05:26,964 --> 01:05:28,924
wouldn't their curse
be lifted?
1193
01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,468
l mean,
that's what it took
to be a Werebear. Right?
1194
01:05:31,552 --> 01:05:33,428
Uh. Sure.
1195
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:35,472
l feel like l would've
used something
less invasive.
1196
01:05:35,556 --> 01:05:38,350
You know, like,
instead of a dildo,
maybe a silver razzor.
1197
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,101
[chuckling
and squeaking sound]
1198
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:42,354
What was that?
1199
01:05:42,438 --> 01:05:45,273
That's what scientists
refer to as the one
cheek sneak.
1200
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:48,276
Anyone want anything
from the concession stand?
1201
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:49,361
l'm gonna go talk to Mr. K.
1202
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:50,946
l'm good.
1203
01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,822
Nah, just bring Desi
back if you can.
1204
01:05:52,907 --> 01:05:55,617
Yeah, sure, l'll
be right back.
[clearing throat]
1205
01:05:55,701 --> 01:05:57,869
[farting]
1206
01:06:03,751 --> 01:06:05,794
[continues farting]
1207
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:11,216
ls it hot in here
or is it just me?
1208
01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:13,093
lt's you.
1209
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:19,015
How 'bout you sideburns,
want some of this milk
it may cool you off?
1210
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,767
l'd rather
have a beer.
[chuckling]
1211
01:06:20,851 --> 01:06:22,644
Nice.
1212
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:24,646
Okay. Saw you,
Mr. CockbIock.
1213
01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,064
[mumbling]
1214
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:28,024
Hey, is there
any popcorn left?
1215
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,902
Fresh out.
1216
01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,988
Want me
to get some more
before the next fIick?
1217
01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,906
Yeah. l'll
just be here
getting manhandled.
1218
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:36,658
Really?
1219
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:38,827
[baby gibberish]
1220
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,831
Oh. l could just
eat you up.
1221
01:06:42,915 --> 01:06:47,335
♫ lt's all over, darling ♫
1222
01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:48,670
♫♫ because l-- ♫♫
1223
01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:50,088
[door opening]
1224
01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:51,673
Hey, Mr. K.
How you holding up?
1225
01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:53,383
Jesus, l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
1226
01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:55,093
Boy, dammit.
1227
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,720
Does anybody knock anymore?
1228
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,054
l'm an old man here.
1229
01:06:58,139 --> 01:06:59,305
Mr. K.,
l'm sorry, sir, l--
1230
01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:00,932
Don't apoIogizze.
1231
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:04,519
Put, put, put, put
your hands down, son.
1232
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:07,939
Wow. Thanks
for the six heart attacks.
1233
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,358
Do you have a minute
to talk. l , l need to.
1234
01:07:10,443 --> 01:07:14,612
Well, sure thing. But, uh, go
over to the projector first
1235
01:07:14,697 --> 01:07:16,698
and flip on my call, okay?
1236
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:18,908
Yeah, you got it, Mr. K.
1237
01:07:20,995 --> 01:07:22,620
[screaming and thunder]
1238
01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:28,251
Welcome back,
boyls and ghouls.
1239
01:07:28,335 --> 01:07:33,923
Anybody not off
to eternal slumber yet?
1240
01:07:34,008 --> 01:07:36,801
[horns honking]
1241
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:41,306
Tonight they
wiII bask in the gIory
of the unconventionaI.
1242
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:44,726
spit in the eye of morality
1243
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:48,688
and feast on the art
of the damned.
1244
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:51,983
With a film
that will test your tastes
1245
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:56,946
and rock the very fabric
of your senses!
[laughing]
1246
01:07:57,031 --> 01:08:01,409
[German accent]
And first, it's time
to bear witness
1247
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:04,621
to the Bible of bad taste,
1248
01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:09,918
The Diary
of Anne Frankenstein!
1249
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,463
[rattIing and spooky
piano music]
1250
01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:18,551
[1 930s music]
1251
01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:29,562
[speaking German]
1252
01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:14,065
[intense suspenseful music]
1253
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:32,750
Sh.
1254
01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:42,635
[crash]
1255
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:43,761
[shouting]
1256
01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:56,983
[suspenseful music stops]
1257
01:10:06,535 --> 01:10:08,203
[suspenseful music resumes]
1258
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:38,858
[growling]
1259
01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:20,358
[playful music]
1260
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,117
[chuckling]
1261
01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:30,994
[Anna, chuckling]
1262
01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:32,954
[mocking, laughing]
1263
01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:34,455
[all, laughing]
1264
01:11:53,058 --> 01:12:00,982
[gunshots]
1265
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:15,288
[thunder]
1266
01:12:43,108 --> 01:12:44,442
[both soldiers]
Heil, Hitler!
1267
01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:49,864
[indistinct]
1268
01:12:49,948 --> 01:12:51,574
Scheisse.
1269
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:09,217
[knocking]
1270
01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,439
[chuckling]
1271
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:24,774
Boop!
1272
01:14:03,063 --> 01:14:04,689
[playful music]
1273
01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,900
[both, laughing]
1274
01:14:10,612 --> 01:14:11,654
Poofta.
1275
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:37,156
(both)
HeiI, Hitler!
1276
01:16:07,062 --> 01:16:08,729
[suspenseful music]
1277
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,897
[singing, sweet music]
1278
01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:22,261
[suspenseful music]
1279
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:23,512
(Eva)
Oh, mein Gott.
1280
01:18:46,888 --> 01:18:48,597
[heavenIy music]
1281
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:53,394
[growling]
1282
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:45,613
[purring]
1283
01:19:49,242 --> 01:19:54,205
[growling]
1284
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:41,168
Heil, Hitler!
1285
01:20:53,765 --> 01:20:55,516
Meshugannah.
1286
01:20:58,645 --> 01:20:59,854
Huh?
1287
01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:15,369
[growling softly]
1288
01:21:29,843 --> 01:21:32,136
[continues encouraging]
1289
01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:39,203
[growling]
1290
01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:44,708
[intense suspenseful music]
1291
01:22:46,086 --> 01:22:47,586
(both)
Nein!
1292
01:22:49,130 --> 01:22:50,965
[indistinct]
1293
01:22:55,595 --> 01:22:57,096
[sound of wet meat]
1294
01:22:57,180 --> 01:22:58,138
[screaming]
1295
01:23:25,875 --> 01:23:28,669
[groaning]
What the fuck?
1296
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:39,430
[suspenseful music]
1297
01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:03,120
[gunshots]
1298
01:24:30,690 --> 01:24:33,901
[intense suspenseful music
and screaming continues]
1299
01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:07,684
[Eva and Hitler
alternate screaming]
1300
01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:09,061
[growling]
1301
01:25:21,574 --> 01:25:23,033
[both, sighing
in relief]
1302
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,619
[all scream]
1303
01:25:41,219 --> 01:25:42,636
[sound of wet meat]
1304
01:25:54,607 --> 01:25:55,732
[growling]
1305
01:26:10,498 --> 01:26:11,707
Oh!
1306
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:41,612
[ripping,
screaming]
1307
01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,130
[traditionaI Jewish music]
1308
01:27:23,613 --> 01:27:25,739
(male voice, on screen)
What is it?
[chorus singing]
1309
01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:28,575
More popcorn?
1310
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:32,079
[on screen singing]
♫ Two hot popcorns
Mix it up, wrap it up ♫
1311
01:27:32,121 --> 01:27:34,206
♫ Butter it up ♫
1312
01:27:34,290 --> 01:27:36,750
[thump and moaning]
1313
01:27:36,834 --> 01:27:39,836
l got big plans
for you, baby.
1314
01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:41,630
Nice. Nice.
1315
01:27:41,714 --> 01:27:42,839
You like that, baby?
1316
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,299
Hm. Yeah.
1317
01:27:44,384 --> 01:27:47,177
[moaning]
Loads of possibilities.
1318
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:51,181
24.000 square
feet, Starbucks,
1319
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:54,685
Food court, oh, I get hard
just thinking about it.
1320
01:27:54,769 --> 01:27:57,813
Yeah.
[crunching, moaning]
1321
01:27:57,897 --> 01:28:00,440
Hm. That's good. Hm.
1322
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:03,235
Oh. So, so good.
1323
01:28:03,319 --> 01:28:05,195
Hm. Delicious.
1324
01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,615
Hey. Are you
enjoying my mouth
or the fucking popcorn?
1325
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:10,117
Well, both, baby.
1326
01:28:10,201 --> 01:28:12,536
lt's kind of a big
fantasy for me.
1327
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:15,455
Well, are you sure?
'Cause it seems you're
getting aII orgasmic
1328
01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:16,873
about your fucking snacks.
1329
01:28:16,958 --> 01:28:20,460
[stomach noises
and grunting]
1330
01:28:20,503 --> 01:28:23,380
Jesus, are you okay?
1331
01:28:23,464 --> 01:28:25,257
Yeah, just, uh,
l feel hot.
Kinda hot.
1332
01:28:25,341 --> 01:28:27,509
Don't stop. Come on.
[stomach noises]
1333
01:28:27,593 --> 01:28:30,721
Okay. Tell me when you're
gonna pop. You know l
don't like the taste.
1334
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:32,973
Yeah. Yeah. Ugh.
1335
01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:41,481
[groaning and gurgIing]
1336
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:47,738
[suspenseful music]
1337
01:28:47,822 --> 01:28:49,323
What--
1338
01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:51,116
[growling]
1339
01:28:57,582 --> 01:28:58,915
[wet meat and cracking]
1340
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,167
[wet meat
and growIing]
1341
01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:03,086
[background radio]
1342
01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:05,297
[horror chord]
1343
01:29:12,221 --> 01:29:14,431
More head.
1344
01:29:14,515 --> 01:29:17,392
[groaning]
1345
01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:20,020
[crunching, moaning]
1346
01:29:23,107 --> 01:29:25,192
[soft growling]
1347
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:30,238
[loud thump]
1348
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,198
What the fuck?
1349
01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,449
[chuckling]
1350
01:29:32,533 --> 01:29:33,742
l just washed
this car.
1351
01:29:33,826 --> 01:29:35,285
He's got
blue slushies!
1352
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,704
Oh! l'm like freaking
out right now!
1353
01:29:37,789 --> 01:29:39,373
All right. What were
we talking about?
1354
01:29:39,415 --> 01:29:41,458
Tobe. l should probably go--
1355
01:29:41,542 --> 01:29:43,543
Talk to Tobe.
1356
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:46,046
I think you
should talk to him.
That's my piece.
1357
01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:49,800
That's fine! Screw it!
Just tell me how
it begins.
1358
01:29:49,884 --> 01:29:52,969
Roger Wilco.
Red five. Standing by.
1359
01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:54,638
Hm. Nerdy one.
1360
01:29:54,722 --> 01:29:56,139
Yeah, and you
getting that line
1361
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:57,599
makes you one
of the good ones.
1362
01:29:57,683 --> 01:29:59,059
[door cIosing]
1363
01:29:59,102 --> 01:30:03,271
Which makes me,
the final girl.
1364
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,944
(Announcer)
And now, on with the show.
1365
01:30:11,906 --> 01:30:13,824
[thunder
and screaming recording]
1366
01:30:13,908 --> 01:30:16,827
Well, my Chilly Chillens,
1367
01:30:16,911 --> 01:30:21,915
l hope you're still
with us for the long
[indistinct]
[vicious laughing]
1368
01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:33,593
(Mr. K.)
For this popuIar abomination
you've all been waiting for.
1369
01:30:33,636 --> 01:30:37,681
The final sinful centerpiece,
1370
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:40,851
of our last evening together.
1371
01:30:40,935 --> 01:30:43,353
Hey.
1372
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:45,480
So, l need to get
something off my chest.
1373
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:47,482
l-- l--
1374
01:30:47,567 --> 01:30:51,987
(Mr. K.
You are gonna see
some serious shit!
1375
01:30:52,071 --> 01:30:53,697
Whoa.
1376
01:30:53,781 --> 01:30:56,116
lt's just like
in the movies, huh?
1377
01:30:56,200 --> 01:30:58,452
l-- l--
1378
01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:00,662
l got nothing.
1379
01:31:00,746 --> 01:31:04,708
(Mr. K)
The most viIe and offensive
1380
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,377
stock of ceIIuIoid.
1381
01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:12,966
Here is Deathication.
[Iaughing viciousIy]
1382
01:31:15,928 --> 01:31:18,513
[spooky music]
1383
01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:25,687
[door opening]
1384
01:31:25,771 --> 01:31:27,647
Oh, hello.
1385
01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:29,065
l didn't see you there.
1386
01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:30,817
Come in, won't you?
1387
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:37,657
Would you mind, uh,
closing the door, please?
1388
01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:38,825
[cIosing door]
1389
01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:40,660
Thank you very much.
1390
01:31:40,703 --> 01:31:43,413
As l was saying, my name
is Fernando Phagabeefy.
1391
01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:46,082
lnternationally known
and respected film maker.
1392
01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:47,751
The visionary mastermind
1393
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:49,878
behind notorious
cinematic works such as,
1394
01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,171
The Cunting Death,
1395
01:31:51,214 --> 01:31:52,923
Salo 2, The Next Day
1396
01:31:53,007 --> 01:31:55,842
and of course,
Rosemary's Picnic TabIe.
1397
01:31:55,885 --> 01:31:57,385
l here now to present to you
1398
01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:59,638
my latest and greatest
moving picture.
1399
01:31:59,722 --> 01:32:01,765
A film so scandalous,
so intense,
1400
01:32:01,849 --> 01:32:04,017
that it was banned
from every film festival
1401
01:32:04,101 --> 01:32:05,435
in fear of mass hysteria,
1402
01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,604
and destroyed seating.
1403
01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:09,898
The next 87 minutes
you're about to endure
1404
01:32:09,982 --> 01:32:12,025
a motion picture
l've directed called,
1405
01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:13,527
Deathication,
1406
01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:15,445
comes with a very
serious warning.
1407
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,405
This film
was specifically produced
1408
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:20,033
to elicit the effect
of pure terror on the audience
1409
01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,035
to a complete
and total sensory immersion
1410
01:32:22,119 --> 01:32:23,703
to the images on screen
1411
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:26,414
using the latest
in cinematic technology.
1412
01:32:26,499 --> 01:32:28,792
The lights of which
we can have revealed here
1413
01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:30,835
in fear
of government confiscation.
1414
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:33,964
The following visuals
printed on this very
film stock
1415
01:32:34,048 --> 01:32:37,259
are proven to cause a highly
visceral, biological response
1416
01:32:37,343 --> 01:32:39,386
in the human nervous system
in the most,
1417
01:32:39,470 --> 01:32:41,221
hm, nefarious of ways.
1418
01:32:44,308 --> 01:32:45,976
Oh, hello, doctor.
1419
01:32:46,060 --> 01:32:48,603
As you can
see from our
scientific results,
1420
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,397
this photo realistic
rendering
1421
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,065
of one,
the human body,
1422
01:32:52,149 --> 01:32:54,150
each and every frame
of Deathication
1423
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:56,486
swiftly attacks
the viewer's
brainwaves,
1424
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:59,072
rendering specific
motor functions helpless
1425
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:02,242
to the depravity that unfolds
before your very eyes.
1426
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:04,578
At any moment during
the course of this film,
1427
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,080
viewers have been know
to suddenly and violently
1428
01:33:07,123 --> 01:33:08,790
release their bowels!
1429
01:33:08,874 --> 01:33:12,168
A collective explosion
of hot, moist madness.
1430
01:33:12,253 --> 01:33:15,005
ln other words,
what you're about to see
1431
01:33:15,089 --> 01:33:16,840
will make you shit.
A lot!
1432
01:33:16,924 --> 01:33:18,800
Buckets of excrement!
1433
01:33:18,884 --> 01:33:20,844
A river of ca ca wiII
rage through this theater's
1434
01:33:20,928 --> 01:33:22,470
as one buttery floor.
1435
01:33:22,555 --> 01:33:24,639
You'll crap your slacks
for days to come,
1436
01:33:24,724 --> 01:33:27,517
ruin many undergarments
become severely dehydrated,
1437
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:30,937
brave scorn at any social
event or family gathering,
1438
01:33:31,022 --> 01:33:33,690
even suffer from a case
of inflamed anal tissue
1439
01:33:33,774 --> 01:33:36,359
similar,
to the effects of sodomy.
1440
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,029
ln other other words,
this film
1441
01:33:39,113 --> 01:33:41,114
will rape you
with your own feces.
1442
01:33:41,198 --> 01:33:42,616
And that, my friends,
1443
01:33:42,658 --> 01:33:46,202
is a Fernando
Phagabeefy promise.
1444
01:33:46,287 --> 01:33:48,663
With this warning in mind,
by staying in this theatre,
1445
01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:50,832
you're releasing
any rights and liability
1446
01:33:50,916 --> 01:33:54,044
against the film makers
or the owner of this
fine establishment
1447
01:33:54,128 --> 01:33:56,087
for any cleaning bills,
shattered senses,
1448
01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:58,673
or exploded ovaries.
So, for the safety of you,
1449
01:33:58,758 --> 01:34:00,759
those around you
and the integrity
1450
01:34:00,843 --> 01:34:02,552
of your swimming trunks area,
1451
01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:05,513
please consider this
your final warning.
1452
01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,724
Those in the audience
who have a weak constitution
1453
01:34:07,808 --> 01:34:09,309
or a giant asshole,
1454
01:34:09,393 --> 01:34:11,394
should leave
this theatre immediately!
1455
01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,396
Unless you are truly prepared
1456
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:17,317
to experience
the horrific effects
of, Deathication.
1457
01:34:17,401 --> 01:34:20,487
Because you can't scream
if you're full of shit.
[fart sound]
1458
01:34:24,158 --> 01:34:26,159
[disco music]
1459
01:34:26,243 --> 01:34:27,952
[fart]
1460
01:34:28,037 --> 01:34:29,037
[farting]
1461
01:34:29,121 --> 01:34:30,664
[grunting]
1462
01:34:33,834 --> 01:34:37,837
[farting]
1463
01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:41,007
[groaning]
1464
01:34:42,343 --> 01:34:44,177
[farting]
1465
01:34:46,347 --> 01:34:47,681
[grunting]
1466
01:34:51,435 --> 01:34:52,686
[fart]
1467
01:34:55,439 --> 01:34:57,023
[disco music continues]
1468
01:35:10,037 --> 01:35:10,829
[grunting]
1469
01:35:20,005 --> 01:35:21,631
What the hell--
1470
01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:22,966
[grunting over radio,
audio probIems]
1471
01:35:23,050 --> 01:35:24,551
What is that?
1472
01:35:24,593 --> 01:35:26,428
l don't know.
That's a first.
1473
01:35:26,512 --> 01:35:28,304
[disco music continues]
1474
01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:30,473
Do you think
Mr. K's all right?
1475
01:35:30,558 --> 01:35:32,392
(Tobe)
l don't know. l'm kind
of worried about him.
1476
01:35:32,476 --> 01:35:34,477
He seemed a bit a mess
about the whoIe thing,
1477
01:35:34,562 --> 01:35:35,478
and there was a gun.
1478
01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,605
What? A gun?
1479
01:35:37,690 --> 01:35:40,442
Look, l'll explain in a sec.
Come on, let's go
check him out.
1480
01:35:40,526 --> 01:35:41,568
[shouting]
1481
01:35:41,652 --> 01:35:42,610
[farting]
1482
01:35:42,695 --> 01:35:43,737
[shouting]
1483
01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:48,408
Cecil!
1484
01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:49,743
Oh, my God.
1485
01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,578
You kids,
get out of here!
1486
01:35:51,662 --> 01:35:53,246
What the hell, man?
1487
01:35:53,330 --> 01:35:54,664
Gun.
1488
01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:56,166
[growling]
1489
01:35:56,250 --> 01:35:57,333
[loud thump]
1490
01:35:57,418 --> 01:35:59,377
Dick, you're fired!
1491
01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:01,004
[gunshot]
1492
01:36:01,088 --> 01:36:03,757
[groaning]
Boss!
1493
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,341
[loud thump]
1494
01:36:07,261 --> 01:36:09,763
What? You never saw Robocop?
1495
01:36:09,847 --> 01:36:11,556
What the cripes
was that, Mr. K?
1496
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:14,058
l don't know.
He just attacked
me from behind.
1497
01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:16,811
Next thing l know,
he's trying to pull
my pants down.
1498
01:36:16,896 --> 01:36:19,814
l think
he was trying
to hide the baloney.
1499
01:36:19,899 --> 01:36:23,109
(Mayna)
What's that blue
stuff on him?
1500
01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:26,780
Wait, wait, wait. l saw
that on somebody's
shirt downstairs.
1501
01:36:26,822 --> 01:36:29,032
Wait! Did he bite you?
He's totally a zzombie.
1502
01:36:29,116 --> 01:36:30,950
No. He came close
but no cigar.
l'm fine.
1503
01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:32,952
And you?
1504
01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:35,872
Actually, l'm
kind of awesome,
all things considering.
1505
01:36:35,956 --> 01:36:38,708
(Mr. K.)
Well, let's check
the [indistinct]
1506
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:39,834
Look out!
1507
01:36:39,919 --> 01:36:40,835
Tobe!
1508
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:42,128
[loud thump]
1509
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:43,963
[on screen audio problems]
1510
01:36:44,006 --> 01:36:45,215
Get him off me!
1511
01:36:45,299 --> 01:36:47,133
[growling]
1512
01:36:47,218 --> 01:36:48,134
[suspenseful music]
1513
01:36:48,219 --> 01:36:49,511
Tobe!
1514
01:36:49,595 --> 01:36:51,471
Shit! He's trying
to kiss me!
1515
01:36:59,563 --> 01:37:01,147
Fuck you, Floyd.
1516
01:37:04,401 --> 01:37:06,069
[gunshot]
1517
01:37:06,153 --> 01:37:08,905
Wow. Wow. Wow.
1518
01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:12,659
[gunshot]
1519
01:37:12,743 --> 01:37:13,868
[groaning]
1520
01:37:13,953 --> 01:37:15,078
Wolfman has nards!
1521
01:37:15,162 --> 01:37:17,038
Nice shooting, Tex.
1522
01:37:17,122 --> 01:37:19,207
How'd you know that
was the sweet spot?
1523
01:37:19,291 --> 01:37:20,834
(Mayna)
Come on, l'm a girl.
1524
01:37:20,876 --> 01:37:22,502
l know where guy's
heads are.
1525
01:37:22,545 --> 01:37:24,337
(Tobe)
Thanks.
1526
01:37:24,421 --> 01:37:26,297
That's two
you owe me, Junior.
1527
01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:30,885
God, l love you.
1528
01:37:30,970 --> 01:37:32,554
l know.
1529
01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:35,014
Will you two
clam it 'till
the credits?
1530
01:37:35,057 --> 01:37:36,182
What l wanna know
1531
01:37:36,267 --> 01:37:37,725
is what the sweet scent
1532
01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:40,353
of Satan's scrotus
is going on here.
1533
01:37:40,437 --> 01:37:42,564
[cheerful music
and screaming]
1534
01:37:58,539 --> 01:38:00,290
[wet meat and creaming]
1535
01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:13,845
[shouting]
1536
01:38:23,230 --> 01:38:24,731
What?
1537
01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:32,363
[suspenseful music]
1538
01:38:32,448 --> 01:38:33,781
[growling]
1539
01:38:45,210 --> 01:38:46,628
l'll just lie here.
1540
01:38:46,712 --> 01:38:48,504
lt all should
blow over.
1541
01:38:48,589 --> 01:38:50,924
Ah, fuck that!
l could leave!
1542
01:38:51,008 --> 01:38:52,592
l got the car,
l got the keys!
1543
01:38:52,635 --> 01:38:55,053
Ah, what about the guys?
1544
01:38:55,137 --> 01:38:57,013
Wait.
1545
01:38:57,097 --> 01:39:00,224
Ah, Des! Shit!
1546
01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:02,560
[softly growling]
1547
01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:07,941
[cheerful music
over radio continues]
1548
01:39:07,983 --> 01:39:11,527
[grunting]
1549
01:39:22,581 --> 01:39:24,624
[baby crying]
1550
01:39:37,554 --> 01:39:39,097
[wet meat sound]
1551
01:39:43,018 --> 01:39:44,060
[music stops]
1552
01:39:44,144 --> 01:39:47,021
[baby gibberish]
1553
01:39:54,530 --> 01:39:56,406
Yes! Okay.
1554
01:39:56,490 --> 01:39:58,157
Come on, Ryan.
1555
01:39:58,200 --> 01:40:01,035
This is my movie.
l'm the final girl.
1556
01:40:01,120 --> 01:40:02,704
Come on!
1557
01:40:02,788 --> 01:40:04,706
[background screaming
and growIing]
1558
01:40:04,790 --> 01:40:06,499
Okay.
1559
01:40:06,583 --> 01:40:08,584
One.
1560
01:40:08,669 --> 01:40:11,462
Two.
[background screaming]
1561
01:40:11,547 --> 01:40:12,714
[suspenseful music]
1562
01:40:12,798 --> 01:40:14,090
Two and a half.
1563
01:40:14,174 --> 01:40:15,049
Three!
1564
01:40:15,134 --> 01:40:16,676
[grunting]
1565
01:40:16,760 --> 01:40:18,720
[suspenseful music,
intensifying]
1566
01:40:20,305 --> 01:40:26,894
[shouting]
1567
01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:28,563
Jesus, Miller.
1568
01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:35,695
Penis brat!
1569
01:40:35,738 --> 01:40:37,572
You gotta be
fucking kidding!
1570
01:40:58,594 --> 01:41:00,762
[screaming]
1571
01:41:17,738 --> 01:41:19,447
Swearsies.
1572
01:41:19,531 --> 01:41:21,157
Now what?
1573
01:41:21,241 --> 01:41:24,327
We get back in the car
and get the fuck out.
1574
01:41:24,411 --> 01:41:27,163
[growling]
1575
01:41:27,247 --> 01:41:31,417
Plan A sucks.
Got any other ideas?
1576
01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:33,252
Follow me.
1577
01:41:33,337 --> 01:41:34,962
[suspenseful music continues]
1578
01:41:43,889 --> 01:41:46,933
Fuck you, fucking zzombies!
1579
01:41:46,975 --> 01:41:48,684
[shouting]
Okay.
1580
01:41:48,769 --> 01:41:50,686
l gotta think.
l gotta save the day.
1581
01:41:50,771 --> 01:41:52,355
What would, uh,
Simon Pegg do?
1582
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,774
That's too
British.
1583
01:41:54,858 --> 01:41:56,692
Des, Des, we're gonna
get out of this.
1584
01:41:56,777 --> 01:41:59,028
We're gonna be oh--
1585
01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:00,822
[suspenseful music
and wet meat]
1586
01:42:00,906 --> 01:42:02,156
Des?
1587
01:42:02,241 --> 01:42:05,785
[gasping]
l want you, Ryan.
1588
01:42:05,869 --> 01:42:07,954
That is so awesome, but,
1589
01:42:08,038 --> 01:42:11,332
this is kind of a no time
for love Dr. Jones situation
here, so.
1590
01:42:11,416 --> 01:42:13,584
We'll be fine.
1591
01:42:13,669 --> 01:42:16,504
[moaning]
Come to me, Ryan.
1592
01:42:16,588 --> 01:42:18,464
But, but you're--
1593
01:42:18,507 --> 01:42:20,216
ln love?
1594
01:42:20,300 --> 01:42:21,884
No--
1595
01:42:21,969 --> 01:42:23,469
[moaning]
1596
01:42:23,512 --> 01:42:25,638
Be inside me forever, Ryan.
1597
01:42:25,681 --> 01:42:27,140
l , uh--
1598
01:42:33,188 --> 01:42:34,438
Fuck it!
1599
01:42:37,818 --> 01:42:39,402
[wet meat sound]
1600
01:42:39,486 --> 01:42:41,154
[groaning]
1601
01:42:45,659 --> 01:42:47,952
[spooky music]
1602
01:42:51,999 --> 01:42:53,958
Phone's dead.
1603
01:42:54,042 --> 01:42:56,419
(Mr. K.)
Phones out here too,
smart bastards.
1604
01:42:56,503 --> 01:42:58,171
What the hell
is going on?
1605
01:42:58,213 --> 01:43:01,048
When there's no
more room left in hell,
1606
01:43:01,133 --> 01:43:02,842
"The dead
shall fuck the earth."
1607
01:43:02,885 --> 01:43:05,553
Or something like that,
it's like,
1608
01:43:05,637 --> 01:43:06,846
with the final reel.
1609
01:43:06,889 --> 01:43:08,097
Final reel.
1610
01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,515
What?
1611
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:11,559
No. l cannot die
here tonight.
1612
01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:15,521
You're not
gonna die tonight.
1613
01:43:15,606 --> 01:43:16,731
Here.
1614
01:43:16,815 --> 01:43:18,482
Here you go, kid.
1615
01:43:18,567 --> 01:43:19,942
Six rounds wiII
give you some courage.
1616
01:43:20,027 --> 01:43:21,277
(Mayna)
What about you?
1617
01:43:21,361 --> 01:43:22,820
Don't worry about me.
1618
01:43:22,905 --> 01:43:24,697
Now you came
by car tonight, right?
1619
01:43:24,781 --> 01:43:26,908
Yeah, hopefully
Ryan stayed in the car.
1620
01:43:26,992 --> 01:43:29,118
He's got the keys.
1621
01:43:29,203 --> 01:43:31,037
Get back to your car,
1622
01:43:31,121 --> 01:43:33,873
lock yourselves in
and drive fast.
1623
01:43:33,957 --> 01:43:36,209
What do we tell him?
That this in an undead orgy?
1624
01:43:36,293 --> 01:43:37,793
Tell them whatever!
1625
01:43:37,878 --> 01:43:39,795
Tell them to bring
the cops, the army,
1626
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:42,089
the goddamn hazzmat suits.
Bring them all!
1627
01:43:42,174 --> 01:43:44,050
Now, you have
1 2 rounds between you.
1628
01:43:44,134 --> 01:43:46,302
Got it.
1629
01:43:46,386 --> 01:43:47,970
(Mayna)
Aren't you coming?
1630
01:43:48,055 --> 01:43:51,474
Yeah. Yeah. l'll--
l'll catch up with ya.
1631
01:43:54,895 --> 01:43:56,854
Scoot you two.
Good luck.
1632
01:43:56,939 --> 01:43:59,232
And may the schwartzz
be with ya.
1633
01:43:59,316 --> 01:44:00,650
You too, Mr. K.
1634
01:44:08,158 --> 01:44:11,786
What was it
you said, Orson?
1635
01:44:11,870 --> 01:44:16,374
Nobody who takes on
anything big and tough
1636
01:44:16,458 --> 01:44:18,751
can afford to be modest.
1637
01:44:18,835 --> 01:44:20,795
[background shouting
and growIing]
1638
01:44:20,879 --> 01:44:23,464
[triumphant music]
1639
01:44:27,928 --> 01:44:30,054
Fuck modesty.
1640
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,196
[suspenseful chord]
1641
01:44:47,281 --> 01:44:48,447
Fuck!
1642
01:44:48,532 --> 01:44:50,074
[soft growling]
1643
01:44:56,123 --> 01:44:57,832
Hey, there, big boy.
1644
01:44:57,916 --> 01:44:59,292
You Iike that?
1645
01:45:01,503 --> 01:45:02,962
ls this
what you want?
1646
01:45:03,046 --> 01:45:04,380
(Tobe)
Mayna, what the fuck?
1647
01:45:04,464 --> 01:45:07,425
[distorted voice]
Happy ending.
1648
01:45:07,509 --> 01:45:10,052
[panting]
1649
01:45:10,137 --> 01:45:11,804
[gunshot]
1650
01:45:11,888 --> 01:45:13,973
[keys clinking]
1651
01:45:14,057 --> 01:45:15,516
Feel important.
1652
01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:17,518
Wait! Smoke screen.
1653
01:45:20,105 --> 01:45:21,731
[groaning]
1654
01:45:21,815 --> 01:45:23,983
(Mayna)
Fuck me gently
with the chain saw.
1655
01:45:25,402 --> 01:45:26,986
[gunshot]
1656
01:45:27,070 --> 01:45:28,154
[grunting]
1657
01:45:28,238 --> 01:45:29,405
Let's go!
1658
01:45:29,489 --> 01:45:30,489
Okay. Okay.
1659
01:45:30,532 --> 01:45:31,991
Oh, my God!
1660
01:45:37,914 --> 01:45:38,914
Where's the car?
1661
01:45:38,999 --> 01:45:40,249
Right there.
1662
01:45:40,334 --> 01:45:41,667
(Tobe)
Yeah. Right there.
1663
01:45:41,710 --> 01:45:42,835
[gunshots]
1664
01:45:42,919 --> 01:45:44,587
(Mayna)
Oh, shit.
1665
01:45:44,671 --> 01:45:46,422
[growling]
1666
01:45:46,506 --> 01:45:47,757
Fuck.
[gunshot]
1667
01:45:47,841 --> 01:45:49,675
(Tobe)
Watch out.
1668
01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:51,302
[Mayna]
Your mother sucks
cocks in hell.
[gunshot]
1669
01:45:53,513 --> 01:45:55,264
[shouting]
Tobe! Oh, my gosh!
1670
01:45:55,349 --> 01:45:58,684
[gunshot]
1671
01:45:58,727 --> 01:46:00,770
[panting]
Oh, fuck.
1672
01:46:00,854 --> 01:46:02,146
(Mayna)
Are you out?
1673
01:46:02,230 --> 01:46:03,731
(Tobe)
I've got one.
1674
01:46:03,815 --> 01:46:05,524
[suspenseful music
and waIIa]
1675
01:46:05,609 --> 01:46:06,734
l've got two.
1676
01:46:06,818 --> 01:46:08,611
Wait. No.
1677
01:46:08,695 --> 01:46:10,279
l've only
got one. Fuck.
1678
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:12,281
Well, the best we could
do is use it on us.
1679
01:46:12,366 --> 01:46:14,408
Before we become zzombies.
1680
01:46:14,493 --> 01:46:17,536
l don't feel
like losing my virginity
with a goddamn zzombie.
1681
01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:19,455
Wait. You're a virgin?
1682
01:46:19,539 --> 01:46:21,791
Can we talk about this
later? Watch it.
1683
01:46:21,875 --> 01:46:24,043
[gunshot]
1684
01:46:24,086 --> 01:46:26,545
l waited for you.
1685
01:46:26,588 --> 01:46:29,548
[soft music]
1686
01:46:33,595 --> 01:46:36,389
Now put
the gun on my head
and pull the trigger.
1687
01:46:36,431 --> 01:46:38,682
The bullet should
take us both out.
1688
01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:40,768
What? ls that the best
idea you've got?
1689
01:46:40,852 --> 01:46:43,270
lt's the only thing
l can remember
from the movies
1690
01:46:43,355 --> 01:46:44,563
that makes any sense--
1691
01:46:44,606 --> 01:46:46,107
[gunshot]
1692
01:46:46,191 --> 01:46:47,900
[suspenseful music]
1693
01:46:47,943 --> 01:46:49,819
Get your undead dicks
1694
01:46:49,903 --> 01:46:52,488
out of my drive-in!
1695
01:46:52,572 --> 01:46:54,907
[gunshot and shouting]
1696
01:46:54,991 --> 01:46:57,326
Old turkey!
1697
01:46:57,411 --> 01:47:00,496
(Mr. K.)
This way, jerk offs!
Follow me!
1698
01:47:02,916 --> 01:47:05,918
(Mr. K.)
Amscra you two.
Get to the chopper. Go.
1699
01:47:11,842 --> 01:47:13,259
(Mayna)
Where are the keys?
1700
01:47:13,343 --> 01:47:14,760
l don't know.
You have them.
1701
01:47:14,803 --> 01:47:16,137
What? No, l gave them to you.
1702
01:47:16,221 --> 01:47:17,263
l gave them to you!
1703
01:47:17,347 --> 01:47:18,722
Check your pockets.
1704
01:47:18,807 --> 01:47:20,182
l got 'em!
1705
01:47:20,267 --> 01:47:21,767
Behind you!
[gunshot]
1706
01:47:24,479 --> 01:47:25,938
ln. ln. ln. Get in!
1707
01:47:26,022 --> 01:47:28,065
Open the door!
Unlock it.
1708
01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:29,692
Get in.
1709
01:47:29,776 --> 01:47:30,943
[closing door]
1710
01:47:33,447 --> 01:47:35,781
"Hasta Ia vista, baby ."
1711
01:47:35,866 --> 01:47:38,993
"Frankly, my dear,
l don't give a damn".
1712
01:47:39,077 --> 01:47:42,705
"Nobody puts Baby
in a corner."
[gunshot]
1713
01:47:42,789 --> 01:47:46,375
"Yippie ki yay motherfucker."
[gunshot]
1714
01:47:46,460 --> 01:47:49,795
"What we have here
is a failure to communicate".
[gunshot]
1715
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:52,131
[gunshots and shouting]
1716
01:47:52,215 --> 01:47:53,924
"Goonies never say die!"
1717
01:47:54,009 --> 01:47:55,801
[triumphant music continues]
1718
01:47:55,886 --> 01:47:59,180
"l'm getting too old
for this shit".
1719
01:47:59,264 --> 01:48:01,182
(Mr. K.)
This way, perverts!
1720
01:48:01,266 --> 01:48:04,310
Follow the Pied Piper
and his sweet asshole!
1721
01:48:04,394 --> 01:48:05,811
[growIing]
1722
01:48:05,854 --> 01:48:07,646
Cinema is dead.
1723
01:48:07,689 --> 01:48:09,440
[thump]
1724
01:48:09,524 --> 01:48:10,649
[wet meat sound]
1725
01:48:10,692 --> 01:48:12,818
Oh!
1726
01:48:12,903 --> 01:48:15,237
"Say hello
to my little friend!"
1727
01:48:15,322 --> 01:48:16,363
[gunshot]
1728
01:48:21,119 --> 01:48:24,914
[indistinct]
a better contender!
1729
01:48:24,998 --> 01:48:28,584
"Rosebud, motherfucker"!
1730
01:48:30,045 --> 01:48:31,712
Oh, God.
1731
01:48:31,796 --> 01:48:33,339
l think that was
uncle Cecil's
curtain call.
1732
01:48:33,423 --> 01:48:35,257
Well, that's a way
to find out. Huh?
1733
01:48:35,342 --> 01:48:36,509
Keys to ignition. Go!
1734
01:48:36,551 --> 01:48:38,469
(Tobe)
Okay.
1735
01:48:38,553 --> 01:48:40,596
[engine cranks
but can't start]
No, no, no.
1736
01:48:40,680 --> 01:48:43,015
Come on. This isn't
supposed to happen.
1737
01:48:43,058 --> 01:48:45,351
We're supposed
to survive. Fuck.
1738
01:48:45,435 --> 01:48:48,812
This is it.
1739
01:48:48,897 --> 01:48:50,856
Wait! You still have the--
1740
01:48:52,359 --> 01:48:54,068
Fresh out.
[cocks gun]
1741
01:48:54,152 --> 01:48:55,736
Damn it!
1742
01:48:55,820 --> 01:48:58,364
What do we do now?
1743
01:48:58,448 --> 01:49:01,367
(Mayna)
Well, we can
just sit here
1744
01:49:01,409 --> 01:49:04,245
and wait
for them to turn us
into human sex toys.
1745
01:49:04,329 --> 01:49:07,581
Okay. Already not
digging doing
number one.
1746
01:49:07,666 --> 01:49:11,585
Or,
1747
01:49:19,135 --> 01:49:24,765
We spend
the last night
of our lives together
1748
01:49:24,849 --> 01:49:28,727
and give these fuckers
one hell of a show.
1749
01:49:28,770 --> 01:49:33,232
l have to admit
that's one hell
of a plan.
1750
01:49:33,316 --> 01:49:36,277
Let's do it. Wait.
1751
01:49:36,361 --> 01:49:39,196
[soft music]
1752
01:49:40,907 --> 01:49:43,284
Funny. Did you
ever think
1753
01:49:43,368 --> 01:49:46,328
this would be the moment
you became a man?
1754
01:49:46,413 --> 01:49:49,582
Actually, it was during
an alien invasion
1755
01:49:49,666 --> 01:49:52,167
but it really
doesn't matter
what the scenario.
1756
01:49:52,252 --> 01:49:54,587
Why's that?
1757
01:49:54,629 --> 01:49:57,590
Because l always knew
it would be with you.
1758
01:50:00,176 --> 01:50:03,596
You are so cool.
1759
01:50:03,638 --> 01:50:05,931
True romance.
1760
01:50:15,942 --> 01:50:16,984
Wait. Wait.
1761
01:50:17,068 --> 01:50:18,152
What? What?
1762
01:50:18,236 --> 01:50:20,946
Do you have a condom?
1763
01:50:20,989 --> 01:50:22,197
Really?
1764
01:50:22,282 --> 01:50:24,408
[chuckling]
l'm kidding.
1765
01:50:30,290 --> 01:50:32,458
[zzombies thumping
and groaning]
1766
01:50:37,422 --> 01:50:39,882
[suspenseful music
and gIass shattering]
1767
01:50:48,808 --> 01:50:50,893
[cheering]
1768
01:50:59,527 --> 01:51:01,820
Fantastic! Now
that's an ending.
1769
01:51:01,905 --> 01:51:03,072
Fuck Hollywood!
1770
01:51:03,156 --> 01:51:04,740
Really? Boring.
1771
01:51:04,824 --> 01:51:05,866
Boring?
1772
01:51:05,950 --> 01:51:07,409
Not enough tits.
1773
01:51:07,494 --> 01:51:09,745
Actually, it was
kinda bittersweet.
1774
01:51:09,829 --> 01:51:12,164
You know?
Like the ending of E.T.
1775
01:51:12,248 --> 01:51:14,375
Why does everything
gotta be E.T. with you?
1776
01:51:14,459 --> 01:51:15,584
Come on. Let's go.
1777
01:51:15,669 --> 01:51:17,252
E.T.'s gay.
1778
01:51:18,630 --> 01:51:20,506
How-- He's a plant.
1779
01:51:20,590 --> 01:51:23,008
He can't be gay.
He's a pla--
He's a plant.
1780
01:51:23,093 --> 01:51:25,052
Would you be gay
if you were a plant?
1781
01:51:25,136 --> 01:51:27,429
[IiveIy music]
1782
01:51:43,029 --> 01:51:44,154
[screaming]
1783
01:51:59,671 --> 01:52:01,880
[hard rock music]
1784
01:52:12,559 --> 01:52:14,727
lt is
a biological anomaly
1785
01:52:14,811 --> 01:52:18,147
the likes of which
the medical community
has never seen.
1786
01:52:18,231 --> 01:52:20,441
Miles' unique
body chemistry
1787
01:52:20,525 --> 01:52:22,901
clashed with the Plutoneide
and the Spermupermine
1788
01:52:22,944 --> 01:52:25,696
mutating his spermatozzoa
during spermatogenesis
1789
01:52:25,780 --> 01:52:28,073
in a way that no one
could've expected.
1790
01:52:28,158 --> 01:52:29,950
Spermatium are
by their very nature
1791
01:52:30,034 --> 01:52:32,411
a very determined
and resilient organism
1792
01:52:32,454 --> 01:52:35,080
genetically programmed
to overcome all obstacles
1793
01:52:35,165 --> 01:52:37,249
defy all odds
and hit the target.
1794
01:52:37,333 --> 01:52:39,668
or die trying.
1795
01:52:39,753 --> 01:52:41,003
Perhaps--
1796
01:52:41,087 --> 01:52:43,088
You can view
this disaster
1797
01:52:43,131 --> 01:52:45,799
as a kind
of cautionary tale
1798
01:52:45,884 --> 01:52:48,594
against the misuse
of a yet to be
fully understood
1799
01:52:48,636 --> 01:52:50,929
era in atomic energy.
1800
01:52:51,014 --> 01:52:53,432
God help us all.
1801
01:53:01,691 --> 01:53:04,443
[soft cheerful song]
1802
01:54:41,791 --> 01:54:44,334
[soft music]
1803
01:56:33,069 --> 01:56:37,030
[pop song]
1804
01:59:45,553 --> 01:59:46,678
Ba-bye.
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