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AAH!
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HUH?
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TV: AAH!
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? I FEEL LIKE QUACKIN',
SO I THINK I WILL ?
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? I'M GONNA QUACK QUACK QUACK
UNTIL I GET MY FILL ?
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? OH, YEAH ?
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? GOT THE QUACKIN' FEVER,
GOT THE QUACKIN' CRAZE ?
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[CHAIN SAW]
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? OH, YEAH ?
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? IN A DAH-DAH-DAH ?
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DUCK DAZE! LET'S QUACK!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!
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QUACK QUACK QUACK!
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? AH-AH QUACK PACK ?
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? IN A DAH-DAH-DAH ?
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? DUCK DAZE ?
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? QUACK PACK ?
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[APPLAUSE]
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Announcer:
AND NOW, THE WINNER OF
THE MR. COOL TEEN CONTEST,
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HUEY DUCK!
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FOR THIS GREAT HONOR,
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
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MY INCREDIBLE
GOOD LOOKS.
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SO, YOU SEE,
THAT LITTLE CONTEST
LED TO MY MODELING CAREER,
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MY MOVIE CONTRACT,
MY HIT ROCK ALBUMS,
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AND, FINALLY, THIS.
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WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE INTERVIEW,
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PRESIDENT DUCK.
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[ALARM CLOCK RINGS]
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AH! ONLY 12 HOURS 'TILL
THE MR. COOL TEEN CONTEST.
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OHH.
OHH.
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UGH. ARE YOU
PRETTYING UP FOR THAT
STUPID CONTEST ALREADY?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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Both: AAH!
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ALL THE BIG TALENT SCOUTS
ARE GOING TO BE THERE.
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ONCE THEY GET A LOOK
AT ME,
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I'LL HAVE ZILLIONS
OF JOB OFFERS.
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I'LL BECOME A MODEL.
THEN, AN ACTOR.
THEN, A ROCK STAR.
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THEN, PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES
OF AMERICA.
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WOW.
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NOW, BUZZ OFF. I GOTTA
POLISH MY EYEBALLS.
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[BUFFING SOUND]
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EW.
EW.
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Both: HEY! AAH!
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HEY, DON'T FORGET
WE HAVE TO HELP UNCLE D
FIX THE SINK.
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SORRY. NO TIME.
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I'M OFF
TO THE DENTIST
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TO GET
MY MILLION-DOLLAR
SMILE WHITENED.
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SOON, I WILL ACHIEVE
MY LIFELONG GOAL.
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I'LL BECOME
A BIG SHOT.
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TA-TA.
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OH, HE'LL BE
A BIG SHOT, ALL RIGHT.
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AND WE'LL BE STUCK
FIXING THE SINK.
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[RUMBLING]
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Both: AAH!
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UH, HOW'S THE SINK
COMING, UNCLE D?
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NO PROBLEM.
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SO, DOCTOR,
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WHAT DIABOLICAL
INVENTION DO YOU HAVE
FOR ME TODAY?
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I, THE GREAT
HORTON LAUTREC,
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BRING YOU
THE BIO-REMOTE.
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I WILL NOW
DEMONSTRATE.
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AGENT M HAS KINDLY
VOLUNTEERED TO HELP.
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NO! NO!
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THIS IS THE MOST
POWERFUL DEVICE
IN THE WORLD.
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ASK ME WHY.
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WHY?
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THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK.
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THE BIO-REMOTE CAN
CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS.
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ACT LIKE A DOG!
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RUFF!
RUFF! RUFF! GRR!
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[BARKS AND PANTS]
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Man:
MOST IMPRESSIVE.
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[MEOW]
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I HAVE BUILT
A SMALLER VERSION, WHICH
I WILL SOON INSTALL
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ON OUR ANDROID SPY,
AGENT X.
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[CAT AND AGENT M
BREAK SOMETHING]
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EXCELLENT!
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WITH THE BIO-REMOTE,
AGENT X WILL BE
UNSTOPPABLE.
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SOON, WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!
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[LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
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BUT FIRST,
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STOP AGENT M
BEFORE HE HURTS MY KITTY.
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[CRIES LIKE A DOG]
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WELL, TIME TO GET
THE OLD PEARLY WHITES
A LITTLE PEARLY WHITER.
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WOW.
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SHE LOOKS ALMOST
AS GOOD AS I DO.
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OKEY-DOKE, DOC.
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YOU GET BUSY, WHILE
I GET A LITTLE BEAUTY REST.
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[WALKMAN PLAYS
ROCK AND ROLL]
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OH! AGENT X.
WHAT A CLEVER DISGUISE.
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[HUEY SNORING]
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[SNORES]
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[WAKES UP]
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WH-WHAT?
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WH-WHAT'S THIS?
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NO. NO!
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WH-WHY DIDN'T HE TELL ME
I NEEDED...
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BRACES?
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AAH!
HEY, ARE YOU OK?
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THE UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!
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AAH!
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AHA!
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THAT'S THE ONE.
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HEY! COME ON, YOU.
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STUPID PIPE.
COME ON.
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QUACK!
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[HEAVY BREATHING]
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UNH!
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QUACK!
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[THUD]
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UH, ARE YOU OK,
UNCLE D?
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NO PROBLEM.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT US
TO TAKE THIS BOLT OFF?
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YES.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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WELL, OK.
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Dewey and Louie: WHOA!
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Both: WHOA!
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AAH!
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Both:
TIME TO CALL A PLUMBER!
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AW, PHOOEY!
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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AAH!
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SHALL WE HELP
OUR DEAR UNCLE?
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LET'S.
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QUACK!
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THANK YOU.
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[DISTANT SOUND]
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SHH! WHAT'S THAT?
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Dewey:
SOUNDS LIKE MUSIC.
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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WHO IS THAT GUY?
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ARGH!
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CONFOUND
THAT INFERNAL DENTIST!
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IT'S...HUEY?
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THESE BRACES
HAVE MADE ME A FREAK!
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FORCED ME TO HIDE,
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THAT NONE MAY SEE
MY HIDEOUS COUNTENANCE!
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COME ON. LET'S
GET A PEEK AT HIS
"HIDEOUS COUNTENANCE."
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HE COULDN'T LOOK
THAT BAD.
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All: AAH!
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All: AAH!
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THE, UH, SCREAMING
IS NOT HELPING
MY MORALE, GUYS.
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SCREAMING?
NO, WE WERE, UH--
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SINGING.
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UH, YEAH, YEAH.
SINGING.
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GREAT. YOU'LL BE
THE NEXT BIG THING
IN HEAVY METAL.
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SPEAKING OF HEAVY METAL,
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I DON'T THINK THOSE ARE
REGULAR BRACES, HUESON.
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SO WHAT?
LOOK AT ME!
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I CAN'T ENTER
THE MR. COOL TEEN CONTEST
LIKE THIS.
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I CAN'T EVEN
GO OUT IN PUBLIC.
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MY LIFE
IS OFFICIALLY OVER.
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OH, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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YEAH, CHEER UP,
HUESTER.
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I DON'T WANT TO CHEER UP!
JUST ZIP YOUR LIPS!
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AH, SO NOW YOU'RE
MAKING FUN OF ME, HUH?
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WELL, YOU CAN ALL
JUST GO JUMP IN A LAKE!
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HUH?
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HEY!
HEY, WAIT!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET OUT OF THERE!
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I DON'T GET IT.
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THEY'RE DOING
EXACTLY WHAT I SAY.
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DEWEY WAS RIGHT.
THESE AREN'T REGULAR BRACES.
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THEY'RE SOME KIND
OF MIND-CONTROL GADGET.
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COOL.
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COME HERE!
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DEW-MAN,
GIVE YOURSELF A WEDGIE.
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YIPE!
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LOU-LOU,
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ACT LIKE A MONKEY.
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[SCREECHES LIKE MONKEY]
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UNCLE D, UH,
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RECITE
HAMLET'S SOLILOQUY.
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE,
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THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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HA HA HA.
THIS IS GREAT!
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BUT ENOUGH
OF THIS KID'S STUFF.
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Huey: EVERYBODY,
BACK TO NORMAL.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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OOF!
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OK, WHO GAVE ME A WEDGIE?
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All: WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, NOT MUCH.
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I'VE JUST DISCOVERED
THESE BRACES GIVE ME
MIND-CONTROL POWERS.
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Both: MIND CONTROL?
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HA HA HA. WHO NEEDS
THAT MR. COOL TEEN THING?
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WITH THIS POWER, I'LL BE
THE BIGGEST BIG SHOT
OF ALL TIME!
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HA! WHY STOP
AT THE PRESIDENT?
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I'LL RULE THE WORLD!
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[LAUGHS]
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OH, BROTHER.
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HE'S IN ONE OF HIS
TAKE-OVER-THE-WORLD
MOODS AGAIN.
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I HATE IT
WHEN HE GETS LIKE THAT.
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YOU PUT THE BIO-REMOTE
ON WHO?
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UM, APPARENTLY,
HIS NAME IS HUEY DUCK.
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HERE'S A PHOTO FROM MY OFFICE
SURVEILLANCE CAMERA.
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WE MUST SEND AN AGENT
TO RETRIEVE IT!
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BUT IT'S ATTACHED
TO HIS HEAD.
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IT'LL BE HARD TO REMOVE.
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IT WON'T BE HARD
FOR AGENT X.
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AGENT X, THERE MUST BE
NO WITNESSES.
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GET THIS HUEY DUCK
ALONE.
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THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
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[MAN LAUGHS]
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CHEERLEADERS.
EVERY TEENAGE BOY'S
UNATTAINABLE GOAL.
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HEH HEH HEH. THIS IS
WHAT MIND-CONTROL POWERS
WERE MADE FOR.
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[LIKE ZOMBIES] HUEY'S HERE,
AND WE'RE SO LUCKY.
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HE'S A HANDSOME,
GORGEOUS DUCKY.
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HUEY.
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HUEY.
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YAY, HUE.
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I COULD DEFINITELY
GET USED TO THIS.
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Singer:
HELLO, DUCKBURG.
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WE ARE...
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SQUIRREL JAM!
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[APPLAUSE]
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LET ME INTRODUCE
OUR LEAD GUITARIST--
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[LIKE A ZOMBIE]
THE INCREDIBLY TALENTED
AND HANDSOME
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HUEY DUCK.
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[PLAYS SOLO]
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[SILENCE]
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HEY! KEEP CHEERING!
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[APPLAUSE]
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YES!
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I'D LIKE TO THANK
ALL THE WORLD'S LEADERS
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FOR ATTENDING THIS MEETING
OF THE I.O.U.N.
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NOW--
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[LIKE A ZOMBIE]
I MOVE THAT WE MAKE
HUEY DUCK
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THE EMPEROR OF THE WORLD.
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ALL IN FAVOR?
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Leaders: AYE.
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HAIL EMPEROR HUEY.
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HAIL EMPEROR HUEY.
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HAIL EMPEROR HUEY.
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AND SO, HUEY DUCK
HAS BECOME THE NEW RULER
OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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THE ONLY POSSIBLE
EXPLANATION FOR THIS
IS THAT--
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[LIKE A ZOMBIE]
HE IS THE COOLEST GUY
ON THE PLANET.
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HAIL EMPEROR HUEY.
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GREAT. HUEY GETS TO BE
EMPEROR OF THE WORLD,
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AND WE'RE STUCK
HELPING UNCLE D WITH
THE STUPID PLUMBING.
242
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Donald: AW, PHOOEY!
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
243
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:10,041
AH!
244
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,124
Dewey and Louie:
TIME TO CALL A PLUMBER!
245
00:14:16,499 --> 00:14:18,499
[DONALD QUACKS
IN FRUSTRATION]
246
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:32,166
YEP, YEP, YEP.
I'M A BIG SHOT,
LIKE I ALWAYS WANTED.
247
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,499
I'M EMPEROR OF THE WORLD.
248
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,790
I'M LOVED BY ALL.
249
00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:41,249
AND I'M...
250
00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:43,333
COMPLETELY MISERABLE.
251
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,166
IT'S NO FUN TO HAVE
EVERYONE LOVE YOU
252
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:49,666
JUST BECAUSE
SOME STUPID GADGET
FORCES THEM TO.
253
00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,457
Public:
HAIL EMPEROR HUEY.
254
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:57,541
I WANT THEM TO LOVE ME
FOR MY ORDINARY,
INCREDIBLY COOL SELF.
255
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:02,832
UNH!
UNH!
256
00:15:02,832 --> 00:15:04,624
HEY, WATCH WHERE--
257
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:09,457
[JABBERS]
258
00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:11,291
YEE-HAW!
259
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,582
[FLIRTY GIRL VOICE]
HA HA. YOU'RE FUNNY.
260
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:21,541
HEY, NICE BRACES.
261
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,208
REAL HIGH-TECH.
262
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,749
WELL, THANKS, I, UH--
263
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:27,208
WAIT.
264
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:31,499
I-I DIDN'T MAKE YOU SAY THAT.
YOU MUST REALLY MEAN IT.
265
00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:34,915
WELL, SURE.
WHY WOULDN'T I?
266
00:15:34,915 --> 00:15:36,083
ALL RIGHT!
267
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:39,582
COME ON, BABE.
LET'S PAINT THE TOWN RED.
268
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,915
OOPSIE. BETTER BE
CAREFUL WHAT I SAY.
269
00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:49,457
COME ON,
LET'S GET A PIZZA.
270
00:15:49,457 --> 00:15:51,832
Huey: TELL ME,
WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST?
271
00:15:51,832 --> 00:15:54,166
MY GORGEOUS HAIR?
MY WHITE, WHITE TEETH?
272
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,249
MY STUNNING
EYES?
273
00:15:56,249 --> 00:16:01,249
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
BEAK, TOO.
274
00:16:01,249 --> 00:16:06,083
HEH HEH. CAREFUL,
I MIGHT GET A SWELLED HEAD.
275
00:16:07,457 --> 00:16:11,582
OH, YOU MUST HEAR
STUFF LIKE THIS
ALL THE TIME.
276
00:16:11,582 --> 00:16:13,249
OH, YEAH, SURE.
277
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:16,291
FROM ALL THE GIRLS
WHO COME UP AND BEG ME
FOR DATES.
278
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,083
[HONKS HORN]
279
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,083
[POP]
280
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,124
YOU OK?
281
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:27,790
I'M FINE.
282
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:32,041
SAY, WE'RE ALL ALONE
HERE, AREN'T WE?
283
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,166
[GULP]
284
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,541
Man: NOT QUITE.
285
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:42,291
I HAVE COME FOR YOU,
HUEY DUCK.
286
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,624
I CAN HANDLE THIS GUY.
287
00:16:45,957 --> 00:16:50,083
THANKS, BUT I THINK
I'LL DO IT.
288
00:16:52,124 --> 00:16:54,124
WHOA!
289
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,541
YAAH!
290
00:17:01,832 --> 00:17:03,249
WOW.
291
00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:06,291
UM, THANKS FOR GETTING
RID OF THE GUY,
292
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:11,041
BUT, UM, YOU KNOW,
STRONG WOMEN MAKE ME
A-A LITTLE NERVOUS.
293
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:13,499
OH, DON'T THANK ME.
294
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,208
THE I.O.U.N. SENT HIM
TO PROTECT YOU.
295
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,374
UH, FROM, UH, WHAT?
296
00:17:18,374 --> 00:17:21,374
FROM ME!
297
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,499
AAH!
298
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,874
[DIFFERENT VOICE]
I AM AGENT X.
299
00:17:25,874 --> 00:17:26,874
[GULP]
300
00:17:26,874 --> 00:17:28,915
I HAVE COME
FOR THE BIO-REMOTE
301
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,832
YOU WEAR ON YOUR
DOWNY LITTLE HEAD.
302
00:17:31,832 --> 00:17:35,124
[OLD VOICE]
HA HA. AND I THINK
I'LL TAKE IT OFF...
303
00:17:35,124 --> 00:17:37,624
[NEW VOICE]
RIGHT AT THE COLLAR!
304
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,915
HEY, WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT?
305
00:17:44,915 --> 00:17:48,124
THIS MIND-CONTROL GADGET
CAN MAKE YOU DO
WHATEVER I SAY!
306
00:17:48,124 --> 00:17:49,124
STOP!
307
00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:51,374
OOPS.
308
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,957
UH, UH, H-HEY.
HALT.
309
00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:56,499
UH, DESIST?
310
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:59,000
SORRY, PILLOW-STUFFING,
311
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,666
THE BIO-REMOTE
ONLY WORKS ON PEOPLE,
312
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:08,624
AND I'M 100%
BEAUTIFUL, SHINY STEEL.
313
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,915
[OLD VOICE]
DIRT! A FLAW
IN MY PERFECT BEAUTY.
314
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,957
HA HA. THAT'S BETTER.
315
00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:20,790
SO, YOU'RE, UM, UH,
A MACHINE, HUH? UM--
316
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,749
HEY, LOOK!
A BIG DRUM OF MOTOR OIL.
317
00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:25,582
YUM.
318
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:29,416
AW, THAT'S
THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT.
319
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:30,541
[BREATHING HARD]
320
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:31,541
UH-OH.
321
00:18:39,457 --> 00:18:41,166
RAISE THE BRIDGE!
322
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,666
UNH!
323
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:16,416
HEH HEH. SHE'LL NEVER
CATCH ME AS LONG AS
I HAVE THIS GADGET.
324
00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:20,582
IT'S BUSTED.
I'M DOOMED.
325
00:19:23,624 --> 00:19:24,957
AAH!
326
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,083
WHOA.
327
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:32,582
THIS IS NOT
ONE OF MY BETTER DAYS.
328
00:19:32,582 --> 00:19:35,416
AH, THAT DOES IT.
329
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,749
WELL, I HAD MY DOUBTS,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
WE DID IT.
330
00:19:38,749 --> 00:19:40,624
NO PROBLEM.
331
00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:41,915
[RUMBLING]
332
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:42,915
QUACK!
333
00:19:45,374 --> 00:19:46,582
QUACK!
334
00:19:46,582 --> 00:19:47,582
AAH!
335
00:19:50,499 --> 00:19:53,457
WHAT WERE YOU JUST
SAYING ABOUT THIS
BEING "NO PROBLEM?"
336
00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:58,915
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAP
INTO THAT BIG PIPELINE
UNDER THE HOUSE.
337
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,041
GUYS! GUYS!
AN EVIL ROBOT WANTS
TO CUT MY HEAD OFF!
338
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,707
WELL, THAT'LL
PUT A CRIMP IN YOUR DAY.
339
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:10,749
UNH!
340
00:20:10,749 --> 00:20:13,041
THIS THING ON MY HEAD
IS BUSTED!
341
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,541
SHE'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE!
342
00:20:14,541 --> 00:20:16,541
YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
343
00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:22,541
OK, HUEY. ONE LAST CHANCE
TO REVEL IN MY BEAUTY,
AND THEN...
344
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,416
[OLD VOICE]
CHOP, CHOP.
345
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:27,957
WHOA. THAT IS ONE FOXY
KILLER ROBOT.
346
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,499
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
347
00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:32,457
Donald and Louie:
RIGHT.
348
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,582
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
349
00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,333
Huey, Dewey, and Louie:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
350
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,000
MAKE A WISH.
351
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:50,166
[OLD VOICE]
OH, YOU GUYS.
352
00:20:51,832 --> 00:20:56,416
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED
IN ANNOYING ME.
353
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,499
MY PERFECT STEEL SKIN!
354
00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:01,832
[OLD VOICE]
IT'S ALL SOOTY.
355
00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:03,832
STEEL SKIN?
356
00:21:03,832 --> 00:21:04,832
WAIT A SECOND.
357
00:21:04,832 --> 00:21:06,915
WATERSPORTS.
358
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,666
YOUR SHINY STEEL, ALL DIRTY.
WANT US TO CLEAN IT OFF?
359
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,707
I SHOULD DESTROY YOU
UTTERLY!
360
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:18,790
[OLD VOICE]
BUT, WELL, I, OH--
361
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:23,083
OK, CLEAN ME UP,
AND THEN I'LL
DESTROY YOU UTTERLY.
362
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,874
STAND
RIGHT HERE AND...
363
00:21:24,874 --> 00:21:26,208
HIT IT!
364
00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:28,624
OOPS.
365
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:32,208
Huey, Dewey, and Louie:
EXTREME.
366
00:21:33,624 --> 00:21:39,208
FOOLS! MY STEEL BODY
COULD RESIST A THOUSAND
SUCH IMPACTS!
367
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,457
[JOINTS SQUEAKING]
UH, AHEM,
368
00:21:41,457 --> 00:21:43,457
WHAT'S, UH, HAPPENING?
369
00:21:43,457 --> 00:21:45,124
UH, POP QUIZ, HONEY.
370
00:21:45,124 --> 00:21:48,124
WHAT ARE SOME
OF THE PROPERTIES
OF STEEL?
371
00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:49,957
IT RUSTS.
372
00:21:49,957 --> 00:21:56,000
NO!
373
00:21:57,624 --> 00:22:01,333
WELL, HUETON, YOUR VANITY
CAUSED THIS MESS,
374
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,666
AND WE USED HER VANITY
TO CLEAN IT UP.
375
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:08,541
YEAH. IS POETIC JUSTICE
GREAT, OR WHAT?
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