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[ Upbeat music playing ]
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[ Static ]
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Hi, I'm Benji,
and welcome to Hell.
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Hey, it could be worse!
[ Laughs ]
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I'm kidding.
It could not be worse.
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By now, you've met with one
of our rusty whaling hooks...
[ Clink! ]
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...and you have questions like,
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"What were my sins
that landed me here?"
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"What sort of additional
tortures should I expect?"
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Maybe you're thinking,
"Is there a way to escape?"
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Or "Would someone
please return my intestines
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into my gaping stomach wound?"
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[ Clears throat ]
Is the boring video
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a part of the torture?
Shh. Quiet.
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We have a lot to cover.
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But, luckily,
we have a lot of time.
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So let's "Hey, Macarena"
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[distorted]
over to the answer forum.
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[ Warbling, banging ]
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Gary: Hey, what are you doing?
Huh?
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Aw.
All right.
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Okay, everybody hang loose.
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I'll be back in 45 minutes.
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Well, looks like
that was our only copy.
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We'll have to re-shoot it.
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I don't know why we have
an orientation video.
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Seems like it's better
if they're disoriented.
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Why don't we make
a disoriental tape?
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This video
is dying out there!
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They come down to Hell,
they're terrified,
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they're in shock,
and then we bore them?!
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Let's do something fresh.
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Let's do something new.
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What do you have in mind?
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**
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All right, hey, hey.
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Whoo, I made it.
Whoo!
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New orientation video.
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Satan: All right.
Let's see it.
Okay.
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Now, before I play this,
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I just want you to know
that it's not fully finalized.
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I'm not sure if this TV
is color-calibrated or not.
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All right, cool.
Just play it.
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Um, just so you know,
also, before I play it,
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there's some digital effects
I'm waiting on.
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Um, and so
when they come up,
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what I'm gonna do
is I'll call them out
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and I'll describe them.
Yeah, I get it.
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I wasn't sure whether
to letterbox it or not.
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And I know --
Play the [bleep] tape!
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Here we go.
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[ Beep ]
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[ Hip-hop beat plays ]
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* Straight outta Hades
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* Crazy mother... named Satan
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* Hit your knees
and start to felatin' *
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* When you meet me,
you best greet me *
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* Or I'll put my horse hoof
up your cheap seat *
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[ Warble ]
* Paid time off, there is none
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* Health benefits, you get one
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* Everyone here
gets to live forever *
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* And I'm grating your brain
like a block of cheddar *
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Yeah, boyyy.
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* Or Gouda
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[ Beat continues ]
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I had nothing
to do with this.
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Satan: You're in it.
What?
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You're in it.
Huh?
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* Straight outta Hades, dawg
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* You see any ladies?
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* William and V.C.'s
the only ones twerkin' *
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* So the masturbating spider
is jerkin' *
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* Hard
[ Laughs ]
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* He's the head of HR
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This guy is
the dopest mother[bleep]
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I've ever met
in my life.
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I'm a -- I'm a team player.
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* The commode
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* That's where your face goes
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* When Satan is waiting
to explode with a load *
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* No one can save you,
not even Bruce Wayne *
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* And if you don't believe me,
why don't you ask Bane *
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[ Muffled rapping ]
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We got Bane!
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[ Muffled rapping
continues ]
Who is this?
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Who's this guy with the tubes
coming out of his face?
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That's Bane.
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That's Batman's
bisexual nemesis.
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Yeah, and he may be a little
difficult to understand,
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but what he's saying is,
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[deep voice]
"He'll be bringing the thunder
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down on Boy Wonder.
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And then you have
my permission to die."
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[ Siren wails ]
[ Clears throat ]
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So, what did everybody
think of this?
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There's like
three more minutes of it.
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Okay, we don't -- yeah,
we get -- we get the idea.
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[ Click, music stops ]
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I don't understand at all
what Batman...
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much less, uh,
a peripheral villain of his
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has to do
with our organization.
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I can count at least
seven or eight
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different licensing issues
we're gonna have --
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music, character usage.
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I also think it's weird
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that the song is
"Straight Outta Hades,"
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and this is directed
towards people
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who are coming
into Hades!
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I thought
it was really dope.
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Yeah.
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I thought it was great.
I really did.
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Gar --
congratulations, Gary!
[ Applause ]
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I just did --
it just came out of me.
Wow.
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I've never seen
anything like this,
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where you -- you take
a famous song,
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and then you -- you spoof it,
you know?
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A spoof.
"Weird" Al Yankovic.
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I don't know who that is,
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but I think I want all of
our videos done just like that.
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Yes.
I completely agree.
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No, Benji,
I want Gary in charge
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of all internal videos
from now on.
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But I run
the video department.
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Yeah, not anymore, Benji.
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You are going to Rapes.
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Wait a minute.
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You like Rapes.
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You're going to Hot Liquids.
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Congratulations, Gary.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Gary pulls it down!
[ Laughs ]
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Pbht! Pbht! Pbht! Pbht!
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[ Hip-hop beat plays,
siren wails ]
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Gary: * Give it up
[ Keyboard clacking ]
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[ Gary beatboxing ]
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* Straight outta
Workplace Conflict Resolution *
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* You better watch
my elocution *
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* Or you're gonna be facing
workplace execution *
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Ah, what?!
Gary!
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I dropped my flow.
Gary!
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We're trying to work here!
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Uh, yeah,
so am I, out here.
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I don't know if maybe
you couldn't notice.
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And maybe if you watch the
"Straight Outta Workplace
Conflict Resolution" video
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when I'm done making it,
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you'll be able to handle
these kind of situations.
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Maybe you should make
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"Straight Outta Stop
Being an Asshole and
Dress Up Like a Doofus"
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and let people work.
Troy.
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We're trying to wor--
Troy, walk with me.
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Oh, for...
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Good energy,
everybody.
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All right, I'm gonna need
two like this
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and two like this
when we come back.
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Tailslate, if you would.
[ Claps ]
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* Straight outta
summoning snakes *
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* Ya gotta do what it takes
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* Gotta raise the stakes
when you're summoning snakes *
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[ Hip-hop beat continues ]
What are you doing?
Damn it, Mike.
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Quit doing the cutaways
to the snakes.
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All right, I want you to stick
to the close-up of me.
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I thought maybe, uh, we should
eventually get to the snake.
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Why don't you turn
that telephone cord
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that I'm playing with,
obviously like a snake,
into some sort of snake?
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I was wondering why...
[ Keyboard clacks ]
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...you couldn't just actually
summon the snake in the video,
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uh, instead of having me
do that with the phone.
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I don't have time to watch
a video that I haven't made yet
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to learn how to summon snakes,
which I don't know how to do!
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Just keep editing
some video.
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I tell you out here,
this is "Straight Outta
Making Walls Bleed."
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This is the new
hot realness.
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* Straight outta
making walls bleed *
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* We're about to paint
this joint crimson, indeed *
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* Uh-huh
[ Hip-hop beat continues ]
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Now, you're going
to digitally add
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bleeding walls
into that, right?
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Yeah.
Yes, I'm gonna do that.
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Every one of these
is "Straight Outta"?
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[ Keyboard clacks ]
[ Scoffs ]
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That's what I was saying.
What?
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How do you mean?
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You could have done
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"Satan's Got Racks"...
[ Chuckles ]
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...instead of
"Baby's Got" --
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like, "Baby's Got Back."
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Yeah, that's -- that's
pretty funny.
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Yeah.
That's good.
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But it's not.
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I tell you
what's funny, right?
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Straight Outta videos!
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The Straight Outta brand
is very simple.
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It is "straight outta"
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and then a bunch of words about
different subjects, right,
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and the only things
that are the same
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are the words
"straight outta"
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and the melody and the rhymes
for each song --
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and the beat.
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When did you have time
to do all these?
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I have not made
any one of these.
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I just have the boxes.
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And the "Straight Outta How
to R-Repair the Network" video
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goes on this whole rigamarole
about R2-D2 and C-T3P.
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C-3PO.
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I just didn't
find any of that helpful.
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Your fly is down.
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Oh.
Excuse me.
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[ Zip ]
[ Hip-hop beat plays ]
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* Straight outta understanding
how to log into your E-mail *
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* You don't wanna have
an E-mail fail *
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* Are you gonna
log onto your E-mail? *
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* Here's to
logging into E-mail *
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Okay, hang on.
Cut, cut, cut, cut!
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Did you write these raps?
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Yes, these are my rhymes.
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Yeah,
of course they rhyme.
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It's because you're saying
the same G.D. word, Ted!
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"You got to log
into your E-mail.
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You're gonna be forced
to eat a whole bunch of kale.
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Or you're gonna have to have sex
with a she-male."
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You see what I'm saying?
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Are we allowed to say
"she-male"?
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No, Ted, you pig!
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Did you not watch
"Straight Outta Workplace
Sensitivity Training"?
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The Force is not with you,
my friend.
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Take the buns off!
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[ As Yoda ]
A rapper you are not.
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[ Normal voice ]
Y'all too white.
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E'rybody in this dang room
is too white, but me.
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I'm the blackest man
that's ever been.
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I'm as black
as Oprah's pocketbook.
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Black as
85% Whole Foods dark chocolate!
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Let's do this again.
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Satan:
[ Chuckles ] Gary.
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You see what
I'm dealing with here?
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Shit.
Yeah, showbiz, huh?
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Phugh.
Yeah.
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Hey, listen, Gar,
I hate to tell you this,
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but I badly need
more of these videos.
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Oh, sure thing, B.
How many you need?
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You know I love to work.
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I need
a Straight Outta video
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for every letter
of the alphabet.
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All 20...?
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26...
26.
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...uh, of the letters.
247
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,882
Straight Outta A,
Straight Outta B...
248
00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,211
You get it.
I want 'em all.
249
00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,305
Cool -- cool 'mo B,
absolutely.
250
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,746
All right.
I'm gonna -- yeah.
251
00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,152
Dizzy fo' shizzy,
absolutely.
Hit it.
252
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,623
Um, what is the deadline
on all that?
253
00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:38,791
Oh, tomorrow.
I'm gonna screen them
254
00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,949
in the auditorium
for everyone.
255
00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,288
Do you mind if I ask, like,
why the whole alphabet?
256
00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,094
I mind.
257
00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,996
[ Hoofs departing ]
258
00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:53,629
[ Gargling ]
259
00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,837
[ Hip-hop beat plays ]
260
00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,940
[ Hoarsely ] * Two of these
and the name Jeff *
261
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,042
* And that's my rhyme
about the letter "F" *
262
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,675
Cut!
[ Music stops ]
263
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,651
All right, we need nailed it.
Okay.
264
00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,179
All right, everybody, um...
265
00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,224
All right, action.
266
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,818
We need action on the other set.
267
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,250
Quiet on this different set.
268
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,824
Action on the other set,
though.
269
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,623
All right, so action --
other set.
270
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,955
* Straight outta
the letter "C" *
271
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,630
* It sound like
the letter "D" *
272
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,030
Who's rapping
incoherently?
273
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,061
I'm rapping.
274
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,095
Why are you rapping?
275
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,360
You called action.
276
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,367
I called action
on the other set, V.C.!
277
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,939
Oh, I --
All right, yes.
278
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,068
You are wrong, I am right.
[ Coughs ]
279
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:33,243
Next, we're gonna be doing
the letter "G," as in "ghost."
280
00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,843
So...
281
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,935
action on
the other-other set.
282
00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,947
* It sound like
the letter "C" *
283
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,779
I swear to Christ, V.C.,
I'm gonna split you in half.
284
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,084
* It sound like
the letter "D" *
285
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,315
You are fired!
286
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,690
Your -- your old ass
is fired!
287
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,219
Everybody's fired!
288
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,924
You are fired, you are fired,
you are fired, you are fired,
289
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:54,728
you are fired, you are fired --
everybody's fired!
290
00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,632
[ Clatter ]
[ Sobs ]
291
00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,934
I'm fired.
292
00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,265
Sounds like someone could use
a little help.
293
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,941
I can't do it.
294
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,740
You can't.
295
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,272
But we can.
296
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,706
Okay, everyone,
we're gonna take five.
297
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,942
And when we come back,
we're shooting this live.
298
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:14,048
No cuts, three cameras --
like a telethon.
299
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,851
And we need to repair
your instrument.
300
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:18,693
I need some hot tea
with lemon -- ASAP!
301
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,249
We ain't got no lemons
down here.
302
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,287
There's a whole box of lemons
over by Paper Cuts.
303
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,994
[ Hip-hop beat playing ]
304
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,796
Ooh!
Ooh! Ha! Ha!
305
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,428
You guys are in for a show.
[ Chuckles ]
306
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,102
[ Satan clears throat ]
307
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,231
Where's everybody else?
308
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,395
Hmm?
Oh, no, it's just you two.
309
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,004
Let's get 'em strapped in.
310
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,196
Nice.
311
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,267
I like the packaging.
312
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,905
Oh.
Aw, shucks.
313
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,270
Ow!
314
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,938
[ Squish ]
315
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,746
I've got some, uh,
eye drops here
316
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,008
in case you guys need
a little moisture.
317
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,747
[ Muffled ] I can't
reach the eye droppers.
318
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,052
And, uh, we'll see you guys
in, like, 50 years.
319
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,789
* Straight outta the alphabet
320
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,991
* That's the name
of this cassette *
321
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,262
* Can I buy a vowel?
322
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,889
* You know you got five
323
00:10:57,925 --> 00:11:00,925
* Unless you want to count
sometimes "Y" *
324
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,431
* As in the question...
325
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,202
You know what is
most surprising of all?
326
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,231
What?
327
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,425
I sound black.
328
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,897
You do.
I really sound black.
329
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,866
If I could close my eyes,
330
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:14,814
I would be like,
"Is that Harley Davidson Jr.?"
331
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,312
I can't think of a black man's
name right now,
332
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:17,753
I'm in too much pain.
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