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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,591 I'm writing a letter, and I spilled the ink 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,794 Oh, my love, you're so far away 3 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,834 I spilled the ink 4 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,270 Oh, my love, 5 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:29,353 you're so far away... 6 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,637 Oh, my darling sugar caramel 7 00:00:54,760 --> 00:01:00,118 Tell me will you always hold my hand 8 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,874 Oh my sugar caramel 9 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:08,393 Ask my mamma for my hand 10 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:15,274 Oh my sugar caramel 11 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,031 Oh my God! Miljenko! 12 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,595 Tatjana! 13 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,270 Oh my dear Lord! 14 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,351 Let us pray. 15 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,313 Oh, Miljenko... 16 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,714 Based on a novel by Ante Tomic 17 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,273 Eh, my poor Miljenko. 18 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,079 - You took a plunge... - He sure did. 19 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:00,075 Written and directed by Hrvoje Hribar 20 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:04,796 ... You and rule forever and ever. Amen. 21 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,356 WHAT IS A MAN WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE? 22 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,353 I'm writing a letter, I've run out of things to say 23 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,836 Oh, my love, you're so far away 24 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,353 (Mrs. Tatjana, take this, please) 25 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,188 Miljenko probably wore it when he... 26 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,352 What should I do with the Turks? Who speaks German? 27 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:37,597 - He's coming. - Who is? 28 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,832 (Warning! Please turn off the lights.) 29 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,834 (Thank you!) 30 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,557 - Jesus be praised! - Forever and ever. 31 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:03,749 What a fine priest. 32 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,188 Terrific. 33 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,238 - He's young and handsome. - More than the last one. 34 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,998 They brought the compensation. 35 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,474 Of course! 36 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,269 (We have E10,000) 37 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,195 - (Ten? Ten thousand?) - Right, ten thousand. 38 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,799 What 10,000?! 39 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,713 You have to give more, damn you! 40 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,951 (Then 20,000.) 41 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,309 Forget "twenty". No way! 42 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:30,879 (This lady... ) 43 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,277 (... wants more.) 44 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,752 What's he saying? 45 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,275 She hardly took it off when he went to you 46 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,635 to Frankfurt. Now you bring the helmet! 47 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,950 20,000 my ass! 48 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,668 Well... 49 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,998 30,000... 50 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,474 (What?) 51 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,316 - (30,000.) - (What?!) 52 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,357 30,000... 53 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,599 Where's the priest? 54 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,354 - What's his name? - Stipan. 55 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,156 Father Stipan! 56 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,830 Shoo! Shoo! 57 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,111 Get lost! 58 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,277 Take it, Reverend Father. Take it all... 59 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,189 - Whatever for? - His soul. I don't need it. 60 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,319 It's too much. 61 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,790 For the bell tower. Go on... 62 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,032 I can't, poor widow. 63 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:18,199 - Father Jure would have. - He would have, I won't! 64 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,871 Refusing a donation?! 65 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,669 I'll tell the bishop! 66 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,470 Shame on you! 67 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,150 Eh, Miljenko, Miljenko... 68 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,719 Why did the fool ever leave you? 69 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,272 Granny, sell the barn to me. 70 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:32,954 To end up 71 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,718 in lime like that... 72 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,634 Sell me the barn, and the pen. OK? 73 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,031 You're so wild! 74 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,269 Then sell me everything you've got. 75 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:57,038 The whole hill is mine. But who needs it? 76 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,035 I do. 77 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:08,909 Granny! 78 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,118 E20,000. 79 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,274 You got it... 80 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,274 ...for 30. 81 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,231 I bough the hill from Granny! 82 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,035 Oh? 83 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,109 Why? 84 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,631 My Miljenko knows why. 85 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,152 Brought me here on our first night. 86 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,117 How much did you give to Granny? 87 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,518 30,000. 88 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,354 All of it... 89 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,913 Eh, Stipan, you could have had a bell tower. 90 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,115 Granny... 91 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:19,113 Give back the money! 92 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,158 Sorry, it's a done deal. 93 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,037 Give it back, you hear? She's gone crazy! 94 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,556 You're so crude. Shame on you! 95 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,153 I'm not crazy! 96 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,798 Yes, you are. 97 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,714 Miljenko was a turd! 98 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,155 Fucked everything that moved! 99 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,788 Wanted me too, but I wouldn't give him any. 100 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,838 He had a steady squeeze in Germany! 101 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:51,792 - Granny, go on, tell her! - Leave me out of it. 102 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,314 You're lying... 103 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,115 I'm not. 104 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,429 You're lying. 105 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,354 You killed her! 106 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:15,594 13 MONTHS LATER 107 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,395 Hey! 108 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,478 Eh, my lassie, here's our homeland. 109 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,077 How are you going to survive this small, my darling? 110 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:25,109 Berlin's not Tokyo! Can't you drive in just one stretch? 111 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,114 Here comes our converted alcoholic. 112 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,711 I'll give you converted! 113 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,716 - Jesus be praised! - Buenos dias, padre. 114 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,918 Forever and ever. A box of apple juice. 115 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:54,636 - Zucco de Mela? - Claro que si. 116 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,072 Told you he speaks Spanish! 117 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,832 My housekeeper does also, 118 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,718 watching all those soaps. 119 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,153 I heard your sister broke her silence. 120 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,432 The storm smashed the window the other day. 121 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:12,194 She held her head and said, "Oh, Lord, in Heaven". 122 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,191 - That was it? - Yes. 123 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,833 And not a word more. 124 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,832 - Thank you. - De nada. 125 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,995 - Everything will be OK. - It sure will. 126 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,799 What will Bishop say? 127 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:55,358 Blessed Virgin Mary, who sacrificed her son, 128 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:59,672 for us, grant us mercy of joyful sacrifice. 129 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,832 Hear us, oh, Lord. 130 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,312 - In Christ, our Lord. - Amen. 131 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,313 Dear parishioners, 132 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:13,559 as Jesus gave up his life, 133 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:18,558 I'll give up this wall, and you give up 134 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,320 a coin or two for your church. 135 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,673 It is high time 136 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,349 we built a belfry and fixed the roof. 137 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,754 There you are... 138 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,798 Say hello to your mom! 139 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,917 It's yours now, Tatjana. 140 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,998 - Here, take it. - And where's the roof? 141 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,316 Here at the back. This is a convertible. 142 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,313 It's as good as new. I fixed it myself. 143 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:13,596 E5,000, we said... 144 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:17,793 There's no need, it could be a gift. 145 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,873 We're going to pay, Marinko. Don't rush. 146 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,873 OK, fine. 147 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,230 You've done well since they bored through your hill. 148 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,472 We bought a shop and a tavern. We manage. 149 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,075 It's not like we got nothing for that hill. 150 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,754 How did she now where the highway would go? 151 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,353 She didn't. 152 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,790 - Is she well enough to drive? - She's just fine. 153 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,196 Tatjana, wait. What are you doing? 154 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,235 Where are you going?! 155 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,796 Damned if I know. 156 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,594 Papi... 157 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:00,712 Hey, kid. Want a job in our tavern? Huh? 158 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,792 Thanks, I work in Berlin, in our carwash. 159 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,748 What carwash? Dad says you've came back for good. 160 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,108 (What?) 161 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,635 (Yes, sure, beautiful Croatia!) 162 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,388 (Bye!) 163 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,232 Baby, Dad has sold the carwash. 164 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,635 Papi... 165 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,155 Hey, kid! What is this?! 166 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,238 It's OK. What's a little water... 167 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,630 Now what? Where are you going?! 168 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,993 Homeland... 169 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,352 Fuck... fuck! 170 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,076 Fuck! Fuck! 171 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,519 Shhhh... don't move. 172 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,478 Goldfinch... thistle-finch... 173 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,274 Carduelis... 174 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,913 ... carduelis. 175 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,593 A beautiful specimen. 176 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,599 Oh, fuck... 177 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,509 Fuck... 178 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,471 Little Mozart ran away... 179 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,153 Have you ever heard it inducing a female? 180 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,038 He then sings differently. He lands... 181 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,388 ...throws back his head... 182 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,238 ...and then starts. 183 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,671 You've got it! 184 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,239 Well, well... 185 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,193 Who are you, huh? 186 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,711 Marinko's daughter. 187 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,673 Oh, the Kraut. 188 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,718 Is it hard to live in foreign land, my friend? 189 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,389 (No.) 190 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,195 That wine had an unusual bouquet. 191 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,269 It was homemade. 192 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:43,999 Tasted like it. 193 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,954 Let's see... 194 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,318 A cement mixer... 195 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,675 ... 4,000 a day. The armature... 196 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,911 ... 25... 197 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,673 The woodwork, the facade marble... 198 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,393 Oh, dear Lord... 199 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,198 Labor and project documentation... 200 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,197 150,000! 201 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,034 It's not good, Father Stipan. 202 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,838 - It's not. - We had the cost estimate. 203 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,435 We're 30,000 Euros short. 204 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,438 If you had them, you'd be home free. 205 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,754 - So now what? - E, what... 206 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,319 We'll think it through next time we decide 207 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,913 to refuse a donation. 208 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,473 Father Stipan! 209 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:42,238 Our diocese needs to send a missionary to Mogambo. 210 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,359 It's in Africa. 211 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,195 - Oh? - It sure is. 212 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,158 (Warning! Turn off the lights, please.) 213 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,117 You'd better watch out you don't get homesick. 214 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,110 Shut up... 215 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,554 ... you Devil's contraption! 216 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,795 I doubt it. 217 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,434 (Please turn off the lights.) 218 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:09,594 - The car serves you well? - Mercilessly, Bishop. 219 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,151 Never give in, Julia! 220 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,030 Never give in to time... 221 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,831 ...my Julia... 222 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:27,598 ...or different moves and habits. 223 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,158 Don't give in... 224 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,394 ...my youth. Don't give in, my... 225 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:40,233 ...you... Don't give in, my Julia. 226 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,718 You wrote that? 227 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,953 No, I... 228 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,194 I write haiku. 229 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,429 A snake on the rock... 230 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,514 Genius! 231 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,314 A-snake-on-the-rock... 232 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,470 - Just add an end to it... - There! 233 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,676 It's really a horned viper... 234 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,153 Is it dangerous? 235 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,877 I catch them with my bare hands. 236 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,352 (- Nein.) (- Yes. Yes.) 237 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,913 You're going to catch me 238 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:31,433 a snake? 239 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,276 I said nothing to Papi. 240 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,755 Promise me you won't either, Stanislav. 241 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,519 Papi's terrified of the snakes. 242 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,709 Oh, God... 243 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,957 Stanislav! Stanislav, are you all right? 244 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,795 I think I am in love... 245 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,233 Hey, sister-in-law! 246 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,915 Money is the Devil's instrument. 247 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,718 It's not for everyone. A man loses his mind, 248 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,434 becomes wanton, starts screwing around. 249 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,838 All kinds of shit happens when a person 250 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,558 is loaded. 251 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,599 Some... six months ago 252 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,352 the Italian Mafia 253 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,988 kidnapped an industri... 254 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,714 ...industrialize... 255 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,512 ...industrialist! 256 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,632 - Have I told you this? - You have. 257 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,719 Leave me out of it. 258 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,631 - You've had it, huh? - Oh, yes. 259 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,558 Not one day off! 260 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,230 My man's coming, and won't have time to knock me up! 261 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,871 Making babies in the middle of the tourist season! 262 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,995 Ma-Tatjana! 263 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,032 C-come here... 264 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,478 ...say yes to your Marinko, 265 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,639 who brought you a car from Germany! 266 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,112 Where's my fucking car? 267 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,795 Your daughter went for a ride. 268 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,796 She ran away to Germany... 269 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,197 She ran away... Tatjana! 270 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,033 Where's the money...? 271 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,998 Hey, widow... 272 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,191 Here, throw one, let's wake him up. 273 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,109 Disperse! 274 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,599 Who honked? 275 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,469 There was some beast on the road. 276 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,869 What beast? 277 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:40,908 A handsome one... 278 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:44,789 What did you say? 279 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:46,989 A handsome one. 280 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,469 Say it again! 281 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,073 A handsome beast. 282 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,039 Say, "I honked!" 283 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,236 Yes, I honked. 284 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,597 Say, "I'm speaking again." 285 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,033 I'm speaking again. 286 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,678 I love you, sister! 287 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,033 I love you, sister. 288 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,991 I love you, too, sister! 289 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:18,356 I knew she would with such a convertible! 290 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,112 There's Grandma! 291 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,309 She played a squaw. Not Winnetou's, 292 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,988 but of another important character. 293 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,637 It was all shot on these hills of ours. 294 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,035 That's how they looked? 295 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,755 Yeah, except for the feathers and axes. 296 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,071 I get it, I get it. 297 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,437 So first we were Indians... 298 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,956 ...then we became Croats? - Oh, man... 299 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,312 Julia, you've got it all mixed up. 300 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,675 I did not, I was only kidding. 301 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,240 Our homeland is so beautiful. 302 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,835 (I think so, too... ) 303 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,036 Really beautiful. 304 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,070 What about the movie? 305 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,710 I've seen it a thousand times! 306 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,198 Not this one! 307 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,953 Just like a rose 308 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,757 Now land me your hand 309 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,556 Because true love is on our side 310 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:24,353 It can take us to a word of happiness 311 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,198 Have faith in love 312 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:37,557 'Cause love is everything 313 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,991 Have faith in love 314 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,397 Can't live without that thing... 315 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,830 - Father Stipan. - Yeah? 316 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,110 - Where you're at? - I am here. 317 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,039 - We tear it down tomorrow. - Yeah, I know. 318 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,159 Today we leave earlier, to fetch the lime. 319 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:01,152 Jesus, Joseph and Mary, what do you need lime for? 320 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,557 A guy's selling first class lime for a good price. 321 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,752 - Lord have mercy on us. - Father Stipan? 322 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,038 - Good-bye! - Good-bye, Father Stipan! 323 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,393 - Jesus be praised. - Forever and ever. 324 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,075 - It's Tatjana. - Tatjana? 325 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,996 Haven't you heard? I talk again. 326 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,555 It's sure nice to hear you. 327 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,638 I'd like to take my mourning clothes off. 328 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,836 Sure. It was about time. 329 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,076 I'd like you to hear my confession first. 330 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,193 Fine. Come to church at the confession time. 331 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,879 I'm here now! 332 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,874 Wait! 333 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,274 Give me 334 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,919 five minutes! 335 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,671 - Hello, doll. - What?! 336 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,909 I was in the neighborhood, at Marijana's for coffee, 337 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,358 and I said I'd like to take my mourning clothes off. 338 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,398 We won't go inside? 339 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,869 Look at how vast God's temple is... 340 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,554 OK, fine. 341 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,515 She asked me if I'd made my confession. I said, no. 342 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:27,278 So I though I'd do it to find my peace. 343 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,360 - You were having coffee? - Sure. 344 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,871 And wanted do confess a bit? 345 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:38,119 All right. Have a seat and let's see 346 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,748 what have you got to confess. 347 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,594 In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. 348 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,792 So that's that. 349 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,354 What is? 350 00:27:58,360 --> 00:28:01,397 I kept quiet for 13 months. 351 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,916 And the moment I spoke, I started swearing. 352 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:12,558 My sister buys smuggled goods from Bosnia. 353 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,399 Beer, cigarettes and sweets. 354 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,238 And I keep quiet. 355 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,676 And the waiter, the one that drinks... 356 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,790 ...he short-weighs roasts. - Listen, Tatjana... 357 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,632 The Tax Office is in Kupine, confess that to them. 358 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,988 I will. 359 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,995 - But I also sinned gravely. - OK. Let's hear it. 360 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,310 - I saw a shameful movie. - Croatian? 361 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,791 No, a German one. Without the subtitles. 362 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,157 Then you understood nothing, so it wasn't a sin. 363 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,953 You don't understand what kind of a movie it was. 364 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,150 Yes, I do! Anything else? 365 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,159 - Is anything wrong, Father? - The sun is setting... 366 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:08,038 You're so poetic, who would pin you down? 367 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,239 Listen, I'm busy, I don't have time for your bull... 368 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,835 ...pardon my saying, your nonsense. 369 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,235 Well, fine, you're right. 370 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,115 But there's something really important. 371 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,909 My Miljenko often comes to me in my dreams. 372 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,398 - That is not a sin either. - Of course it's not. 373 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,318 Wait till I tell you! 374 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,034 You won't let me say my confession! 375 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,953 I can't confess in pantomime! 376 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,156 Right! 377 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,708 So... 378 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,878 So my late husband 379 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,112 comes to me in my sleep. Every single night. 380 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,794 The poor thing hasn't took a bath since he got killed, 381 00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,236 so he always comes all covered in lime. 382 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,671 The lime's dripping down. He's only wiped off his face, 383 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,358 so I would know him. 384 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,518 So I say, "Miljenko, you faithless wretch, 385 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,993 keep your feet off 386 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,758 the bedroom carpet!" 387 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,230 And he doesn't say a word. 388 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,156 Just sits on the bed and mucks up my linens! 389 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,238 It's not like his mother will wash and iron them! 390 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,959 But forget that. Here's what he says... 391 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:37,069 Tatjana, leave men alone. 392 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,839 The cheating bastard should lecture me! 393 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,033 "What men," I said, "damn you to hell?!" 394 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,435 "I've been with no one ever since you died!" 395 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,833 And he goes: "I know you haven't. 396 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,469 But you keep thinking of them." 397 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,719 And I say, "Yes I do. So what? It's not a sin!" 398 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,470 There you have it. Now tell me, Father, 399 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,513 is that a sin? 400 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,312 I am young. I'm not 30 yet, I still have no children. 401 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:16,751 Is it a sin, if someone like me, for example, 402 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,912 keeps thinking of men? 403 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,471 I'd say it' not. 404 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,517 It sure is not. 405 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,953 If it were, no women in the world would be a decent one. 406 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,270 But... that is still not my shame. 407 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,076 Something else keeps torturing me. 408 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,830 Tell me. 409 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,357 I fell in love... 410 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,239 ...with a man I shouldn't have. 411 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,234 - He's married? - God forbid! 412 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,712 But where's the sin? 413 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,997 He's a priest! 414 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,238 Father Stipan, I know it's hard on you. 415 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,749 - You think it's easy for me? - I think nothing! 416 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,639 Your confession is void! 417 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,116 Confess to priest in Kupine! I've nothing to do with this! 418 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,113 - Well I'm leaving right now! - Fine! 419 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,394 Fine... 420 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,439 Stop! 421 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,876 Be quiet! Not a word to anyone. 422 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,394 Reverend Father, 423 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,119 need anything? 424 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,472 I'm fine, Ru�a. I need to hear her confession. 425 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,594 - No one will know about it. - About what? 426 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,676 - About what happens. - Nothing will happen! 427 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,314 I can't sleep because of you, my sweetheart. 428 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,318 - No one will know! - He will know! 429 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,311 We'll hide it from Him, too. We can do anything! 430 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,273 You have completely lost your mind! 431 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,318 Stipan, I'll buy you a bell tower! 432 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,552 I'm not a whore, damn you! Sell my body for a tower?! 433 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,672 I made come coffee. 434 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,389 Let's have it together. 435 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,757 No sugar for me, Ru�a. 436 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,593 Have some biscuits. They're leftovers 437 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,591 from the Feast of the Nativity of Our Lady. 438 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,154 People here don't like sweets much. 439 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,636 Hello. 440 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:43,634 I've just come to ask if you need help with construction. 441 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,317 Ask the masons. They just went to Kupine for... 442 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,080 ...well, something. Will you sit down? 443 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,198 Thanks, I'm in a hurry. Only... 444 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,716 I heard Tatjana bought a cell phone, so I thought 445 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,952 you probably had her number. I need her about something. 446 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,429 Here she is... 447 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,589 We can talk along the way, I'm in a hurry, too. 448 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,114 Hey, you two! 449 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,476 Can you still spare a moment? 450 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,548 What for? 451 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,718 Let's go inside. I'll merry you in a jiffy 452 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,397 and we can put end to all of this. 453 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,556 Excuse me, Father Stipan, and end to what? 454 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,479 Well, you are a widower and she's a widow. 455 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,953 You're both rich, 456 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:37,230 so let the wealth grow. 457 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,512 And have kids, so your daughter 458 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,596 won't have to wander the hills alone. 459 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:45,912 And build me a belfry, so I can take a plunge! 460 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,678 You're crazy, priest! 461 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,471 No, I'm not! 462 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,669 I am a Catholic priest, 463 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,360 and I do what the Good Book, my Church 464 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,829 and my conscience tell me to! 465 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,669 And you can both do as you please! 466 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,876 Damn priest jumps into conclusions! 467 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,037 Damn you and who sent you here now! 468 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,510 Wait, wait... widow! 469 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,630 Stop, you have some explaining to do here! 470 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,075 I have to explain nothing, you're not my dad! 471 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,595 - No, I'm not, God forbid. - That's right! God forbid! 472 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,632 What more do you want?! 473 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:30,029 Your number. 474 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,194 Father Stipan... 475 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,268 Everything's fine, Ru�a. It's this sirocco, you know, 476 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,477 wrecks the nerves of us ex-alcoholics... 477 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,873 Oh, my dear Lord! Father Stipan... 478 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,274 Reverend Father! 479 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,351 - Reverend Father! - Now what? 480 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,433 With this sirocco, 481 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,160 it may not be wise to tear down the wall today. 482 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,719 Who is paying you, Vice? 483 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,438 - You are, Father. - Then do it! 484 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,396 - I know now, I'm sorry. - It really wasn't OK. 485 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,551 - I'm sorry! - Too late now for that! 486 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,836 Pako, give me a pack of cigarettes. 487 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,359 Well, well, well... 488 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,954 The famous snake charmer 489 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,798 paying us a visit. 490 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,392 What snakes? What are you talking about? 491 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,039 Eh, my son... 492 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,319 What we have before us is a natural mysticism PhD. 493 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,799 The lord of the snakes, 494 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,030 a sorcerer, a magician, 495 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,633 a fakir even! 496 00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,589 Crni... 497 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,318 ...don't fuck with me! 498 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:47,232 I am not. Jagoda was on call at the clinic... 499 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,719 If it weren't for the skirt he was humping in the fields, 500 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,196 we'd have been a poet short. 501 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,278 I'd like to meet 502 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,113 the poor chick this sod went banging! 503 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,069 Mind your own business and play on. 504 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,550 Fine... here. 505 00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,791 All summer nothing but rain. 506 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,438 Sure there's snakes. 507 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,668 Can't get into the garage without the lights on. 508 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,629 (-Don't fret, Papi.) - I'm not! 509 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,559 You have no idea what I've been through in my life. 510 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,638 Were you an extra in Winnetou? 511 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,194 An extra! 512 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:43,359 I was chief's son! 513 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,873 Little Beaver! 514 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,952 A lovely role, but they cut me out. 515 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,351 How long does this thing have to dry? 516 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,514 Careful with the dark-haired lady, Papi. 517 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,872 (Don't fret.) 518 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,391 Damn, I hardly recognize you! 519 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,157 I'll have what you're having. Even living frogs! 520 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,910 - They don't have them. - Just champagne, then. 521 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,676 Shoot, Marinko, you're talking apples and oranges. 522 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:02,510 Perhaps it's you who mixed it all up; feasible 523 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,234 and what only appears to be so. 524 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,799 Oh, I can see you've come to talk business. 525 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,160 Life is the biggest business. 526 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,437 Which you do so well? 527 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,868 Hell, no! 528 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:22,312 First I marry a German woman, then she dies on me. 529 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,909 My child doesn't know her homeland. 530 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,435 She can't even say prosciutto properly! 531 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,277 I need a son, Tatjana! 532 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,514 Take no offence, but a grandson is better. 533 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,154 Oh, really? 534 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,113 You want my daughter marry a German, 535 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,110 so my son-in-law can call me Vater! 536 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,912 - So what? - Nothing! 537 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,835 No way! 538 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,999 Marinko... I'm sorry, can I ask you something? 539 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,909 Go on and ask. 540 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,477 When was the last time you fucked? 541 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,632 Oh, fuck, Tatjana... 542 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,597 Why do you want to know? It's none of your business. 543 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,918 You're right. But it's been a while, so you've lost it. 544 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,798 Look who's talking! 545 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,310 Don't confuse your problems with mine. 546 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,198 What's bothering us 547 00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:25,834 we can' solve with one another. 548 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,310 Can we at least 549 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,320 dance a little? 550 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:45,799 Why, sure. And here come our dancers. 551 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,277 Oh, Filip! My brother-in-law got off his ship... 552 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,398 Look how lovely you are, sister-in-law! 553 00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,035 Instead of making babies at home, you wander about. 554 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,471 We needed some motivation. They have sweet water crabs? 555 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,114 They sure do. 556 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,228 So you just happened to drop by? 557 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,155 What's wrong with you? I scrub decks, 558 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,355 and you've washed cars all your life. 559 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,676 Can't we at least have a drink? 560 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,189 Of course! 561 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,839 Who can dance? 562 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:38,037 'Cause of a lovely dark-haired woman 563 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:45,918 'Cause of her lovely jet-black hair 564 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:54,155 'Cause of her sad gaze in the dark 565 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:59,836 An her promise to come with the stars 566 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,356 All sad at home 567 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,153 I'm waiting alone 568 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,194 Good night, Ru�a. 569 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,395 Good night. 570 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,759 I am really sorry... 571 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:38,677 Well, what can you do... 572 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,469 Oh, Miljenko, you were an expert here. 573 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,469 Yes? 574 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,108 Stipan, look out the window. 575 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,079 Wrong window! 576 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,551 - What do you want, specter?! - I'm soaking wet. Open up. 577 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,869 - No, you'll have to smash it. - Your wish is my command! 578 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,713 No, don't! 579 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,233 Give me your hand. 580 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,838 What is wrong with me? 581 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,471 Tell me, what's wrong with me? 582 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,278 It's me, Tatjana... 583 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,790 - You're the best one I know. - I am no good. 584 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,754 I'm as sinful as the Devil. I am an ex-alcoholic! 585 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,599 - So what? You're cured. - No. 586 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:17,232 You're my illness. 587 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,510 - Then surrender to it. - I won't! 588 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,715 - Say you don't love me! - I don't love you. 589 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,669 Liar! 590 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,833 A priest shouldn't lie. It's a mortal sin. 591 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,434 All right... I am lying. 592 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,555 You do love me. You're just scared shitless. 593 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,870 It's human to fear God. 594 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,713 - God created love. - Vengeance, too! 595 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,195 You don't know what it's like to be condemned. 596 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,078 They'll condemn us both. 597 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:48,390 No one will ever buy from you again! 598 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,080 Forget the shop, darling. Be a man now, 599 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,468 not a rabbit. 600 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,557 I've mucked up my bit already. 601 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,510 - I can't... - You can't? 602 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,436 - I can't. - You really can't? 603 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,109 I can't... 604 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,554 Fine. 605 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,830 Father Stipan, I bid you good night. 606 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,918 Use the front door. 607 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,277 I'm never going to go thought that door again. 608 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,878 Neither in nor out. 609 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,593 Hold on! 610 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,113 Well? 611 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,671 What did He say? 612 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,394 What's going to happen to us, Tatjana? 613 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,358 Who can tell what's going to happen 614 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:21,030 in just 2 seconds? Come... 615 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,272 ...let it be nice. 616 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,753 Save him! 617 00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:36,195 Save him! Save him... 618 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,828 ...for the love of God! - I've gone blind! 619 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,508 Stop whining, Father Stipan. 620 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,718 All her men end up in lime. 621 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,950 I'm blind! - Hang on! 622 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,398 I washed off all kinds of shit. Why not you as well? 623 00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,711 Save his eyes! Save his eyes! 624 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,959 I can see you! 625 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,476 But you can't see yourself! Watch who you fuck! 626 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:03,029 I did not fuck, so help me God. 627 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,790 Help me down! 628 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,312 Stop yelling, you slut! Keep your mouth shut! 629 00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,592 Stop stalking me, you old turd. Better watch out 630 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,228 who's bee humping your daughter! 631 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,868 - What did you say?! - You heard me! 632 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:26,669 Ru�a... 633 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,757 I need a towel and... 634 00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,994 ...some warm clothes, if you got them handy. 635 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,072 I am not leaving till you tell me who he is. 636 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,032 Who's who? 637 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,792 That sweetheart of yours. 638 00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,669 (Papi... ) 639 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,239 (Papi... ) 640 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,433 - (... don't fret.) - Shut the fuck up! 641 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:25,997 Your roses are so beautiful. They really are. 642 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,679 - Mine were never like this. - Well, thank you. 643 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:34,391 - You use chemistry? - No, none of that. 644 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,228 Just a lot of attention and... 645 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,875 ...and a positive human approach. 646 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,198 - Be nice to plants. - Really? 647 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,918 Talk to them... 648 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,836 - You don't say... - Sing to them, too. 649 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:52,474 Sing? 650 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,674 Sometimes you have to sing to roses so they grow better. 651 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,958 - What do you sing to them? - Depends... 652 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,158 And do roses like... 653 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,716 ...say, Ustashi songs? 654 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,515 Sure. 655 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,073 Of course. 656 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,916 What about what you write? You do write, don't you? 657 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,599 Is it something 658 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,189 that can be sung? 659 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,469 Well, no... it's more like 660 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,473 poetry. It's... haiku poetry. 661 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:31,549 - What did you say? - Haiku. 662 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,031 Is it something like Tin Ujevic? 663 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,831 Similar. Only in Japanese. 664 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,553 Japanese? You write in Japanese? 665 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:43,716 No, I write in Croatian, 666 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,678 but poetry devised by the Japanese. 667 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,234 Japanese poems in Croatian... 668 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,355 - Right. - I don't get it. 669 00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:01,555 Well, for instance, it's like you buy a Japanese car... 670 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:04,359 - Me? Which one? - Let's say, a Honda. 671 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,751 - What a crappy car! - Let's just say you buy it. 672 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,354 I'd never buy a Honda. Never! 673 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:14,309 Fine. Then let's say your brother Jure buys a Honda. 674 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,954 You know, he might. He's a fool! 675 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,310 He just might buy a Japanese car. 676 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:21,590 So, for example, 677 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,991 your brother buys a Japanese car. 678 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,956 - That makes him Japanese? - Sure... no! 679 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,230 He's just a shit-head. 680 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,512 - But he's not a Japanese. - No, he's not. 681 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,354 - It's the same with me. - What is? 682 00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,719 I write poems devised by the Japanese, 683 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,872 but I am not a Japanese, I'm a Croat. 684 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,759 You're right. 685 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,588 But tell me... 686 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:56,435 ...can those poems be recited? 687 00:54:57,240 --> 00:54:58,229 Sure. 688 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,914 Let's hear one. 689 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,032 In a kitchenette 690 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,873 four prosciutto hams are being smoke-dried. 691 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,712 A wreath of sausages. 692 00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:28,870 Go on. 693 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,794 That's it. 694 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,591 What do you mean? Let's hear the end. 695 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,632 It's not allowed. 696 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,957 Well, who's stopping you? 697 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,037 Those are the rules. 698 00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:45,349 The rules... 699 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,196 Hey, take it easy, man! 700 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,591 - Does this hurt it? - Yes, it can feel 701 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,512 just like a human being! 702 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,398 - Does it hurt? - Yes! 703 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,273 You insolent brat! It hurts?! 704 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:16,833 It hurts me, too, to see you ruining my child! 705 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,310 You idiot! It hurts, huh?! 706 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,710 How about this?! Huh?! 707 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:26,439 Cut that out! 708 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,556 And how about this, you moron?! 709 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:32,435 - It hurts! - It's just the beginning! 710 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,676 Let it go! 711 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,992 Leave my roses alone! Hey! 712 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,950 What have they ever done to you? 713 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,159 Fuck you and your Haiku! 714 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,199 Are you all right? 715 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,035 Yes. 716 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,759 Pack your bags. - I am, I'm off to Africa. 717 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,396 Let's run away, Stipan. Look through your window. 718 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,991 Run away for good, or just for one night. Your choice. 719 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,717 - When? - Tonight. 720 00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,590 I booked the presidential suite at the Imperial Hotel. 721 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,474 - Wait! - You're coming, or not? 722 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,397 - Come on, I'm waiting! - Wait, I'll call you back. 723 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,193 - No, meet me down here. - OK, fine! 724 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,119 No, I'll call you back. 725 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,555 Don't call me. 726 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,511 You won't be able to! See this cell phone? 727 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,792 Lord, help me... 728 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,835 ...for I don't know what I am doing. 729 00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,553 Father Stipan? 730 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,515 Mara Tandareva wonders if there'll be a mass today. 731 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,389 - Why wouldn't there be? - Almost nobody has come. 732 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,553 Come, light up that incense and hurry. 733 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,033 Fill her up, Luka, Lord be with you. 734 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,911 What? What are you looking at? 735 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:17,035 - You're pretty. - Thank you. 736 00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,552 But I liked you better when you wore mourning clothes. 737 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:23,756 The place was peaceful. 738 00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,749 - Will you do it, or not? - I have to, it's my job. 739 00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,276 You don't have to if you don't feel like it! 740 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,710 Go on, jerk your own wife around! 741 00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,549 - Turn off the engine! - Go to hell, Luka! 742 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,832 That is all your little children 743 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:49,989 can give. 744 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,274 In the name of the Father, 745 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,670 the Son and the Holy Spirit. 746 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,557 - The Lord be with you. - And your spirit. 747 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,268 I confess 748 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,352 to Almighty God, and to you, brethern, that 749 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:23,878 I have sinned by thought, word, deed and negligence. 750 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:28,996 My sin, my sin, my great sin. 751 01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,074 - Go in peace. - Praise the Lord. 752 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:01,995 (Warning!) 753 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:06,432 (Alcohol sensor activated. Driving forbidden!) 754 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,439 (The driver has consummated alcohol.) 755 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,470 (Alcohol sensor activated.) 756 01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,676 (Driving is forbidden.) 757 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,959 (The driver has consummated alcohol.) 758 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,635 (Thank you.) 759 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,674 (Warning! Alcohol... ) 760 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,628 (Thank you!) 761 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,239 (Warning!) 762 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,391 (Alcohol sensor activated.) 763 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,836 (Driving forbidden.) 764 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,513 (The driver has... 765 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,437 (... consummated alcohol.) 766 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,432 (Thank you!) 767 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,200 Tatjana! 768 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,790 Isn't that Father Stipan? 769 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,400 Father Stipan! 770 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,391 We've been looking all over for you. 771 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,238 Granny is dying, needs the Last Rites. 772 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,154 I've given her three times already, and she hasn't died. 773 01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:56,914 - She won't tonight either! - Don't talk like that! 774 01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:01,397 - She's my granny! - Call the Kupine priest! 775 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:06,628 He went grape picking. Do not sin, Father. 776 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,556 I can't hear her confession like this! 777 01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,037 We'll drop you off, so you can change. 778 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,039 Climb up. 779 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,748 You're a coward, priest! 780 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:55,549 I told you she wouldn't die! 781 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,320 She would have had it not been for you. 782 01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,638 - You always lift her up. - This is all totally wrong! 783 01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:09,078 Lord help me now... 784 01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,478 Thank you, Lord! 785 01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,715 Excuse me, the presidential suite? 786 01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,599 Fifth floor, room 418. 787 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,239 Excuse me! 788 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:39,275 The young woman checked out 20 minutes ago. 789 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:40,475 What?! 790 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,269 Unfortunately, Reverend, that's the way things are. 791 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,591 - When does the bar open? - In about 15 minutes. 792 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,393 I'm going to wait. 793 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:13,438 Fuck this life! 794 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:18,238 Fuck this life... 795 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:54,153 Another one! 796 01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:47,469 Can we be of any assistance, Miss? 797 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:52,033 - I ran out of gas. - Well, damn it all to hell, 798 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,317 that we can find! Am I right, Mi�ko? 799 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:57,948 General, sir, permission to speak. 800 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,230 The lady runs on gas, and we use diesel fuel. 801 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,951 Then we're going to toll. 802 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,158 Fine with you, Miss? 803 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:07,353 There's no need... 804 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:09,677 We've no tow rope either. 805 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,076 Fuck! 806 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,117 What kind of an army are we?! 807 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,598 Now you're going to see... 808 01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:18,873 Platoon, halt! 809 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,239 Lieutenant! 810 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,197 Yes, sir, general, sir! 811 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,038 The lady ran out of gas 812 01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:30,033 and we run on diesel. You and your men 813 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,357 will push her car to the nearest gas station. 814 01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:35,072 How far is it? 815 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:39,269 - About three miles. - Three miles? 816 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:43,679 Know what's 3 miles for a Croatian Army soldier? 817 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,310 - Let me hear it, Lieutenant! - It won't knock... 818 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:51,040 ...a dick in the dirt, sir! - Right! 819 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,435 Pardon the language, Miss. 820 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:56,353 - Execute the order! - Yes, sir! 821 01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:59,115 The last six in the line, on the double! 822 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,834 Don't you worry, Miss. 823 01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:04,759 You're in hands of Croatian Army now. 824 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:09,918 Let's move, Mi�ko. 825 01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,272 Platoon, right wing, on the double! 826 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,519 Sing it! 827 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:21,114 Don't you cry, Mom, have some fun, 828 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,990 You gave birth to a dumbass son! 829 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:34,235 Hello? 830 01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:35,958 Listen, Zagreb called. 831 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:39,192 They'll be here at 1100. Tell the pilot 832 01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:41,436 to do the Klis thing along the way. 833 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:44,910 The ribs, leg of lamb, so the brass can have a snack. 834 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:52,031 The liftoff is at 1030, Klis at 1040, here at 1100. 835 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:56,710 Do you know who's heading the delegation? You don't! 836 01:09:57,040 --> 01:10:01,556 Come and see for yourself! And I want enough onions! 837 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,552 - How was I? - Terrific, General, sir. 838 01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,434 Dear brother, you're just what I need... 839 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,992 Dear brother, I did say I was coming. 840 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,629 Again? 841 01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,393 Is it war again? 842 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:42,357 I can see you're at war with yourself. 843 01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,474 I knew it was going to start again sooner or later. 844 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,355 It's just an exercise, you nut! 845 01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:53,954 I arrainged it so I could see you. 846 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,589 Tomorrow we're force marching the Wimpy Head, 847 01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:00,349 and look at you! Fuck, man... 848 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:04,031 Had Mother chosen to switch our callings, 849 01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,635 we'd have had a bell tower here today. 850 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:10,196 But we'd have lost the war for sure! 851 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:20,195 Father, just in time for scrambled eggs. 852 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,599 We saw one of your girls in a nice convertible. 853 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,752 Who's she married to be driving such a car? 854 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,592 She's a widow. 855 01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,354 Took off her mourning clothes a few days ago. 856 01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,795 Go for it, General! 857 01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,312 Already here?! 858 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:47,074 But how did...?! Oh, motherfucker! 859 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,830 Let's take the vehicle, General! 860 01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:24,320 Double column! Fall in! 861 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:42,192 Left turn! Report salute! 862 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:53,793 Minister, hear my report, Ma'm! 863 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,155 Preparations for a military exercise are under way. 864 01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,629 All troops deployed, Wimpy Head Hill 865 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,758 under control! Troops ready for you review! 866 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:19,593 Who's the civilian? 867 01:13:19,760 --> 01:13:21,910 Minister, I strongly protest, Ma'm! 868 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,116 Wimpy Head is an ornithology reservation 869 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:26,794 and any military activity is an ecological crime! 870 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,393 - A reservation? - That's right. 871 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,154 - Since when? - Well... 872 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:33,396 It isn't official yet, but your administration... 873 01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,471 ...is stalling... - Who's in charge here? 874 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:39,553 - Disperse peacefully, sir! - General, you can blow me! 875 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,916 What, what?! Huh?! 876 01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,198 You're with him? 877 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,073 God forbid! 878 01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,710 You've got strong eco-movement here. 879 01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,310 Take him to the dispensary and impound the tape! 880 01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:22,400 Excuse me, Minister... 881 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:26,275 But wasn't your husband supposed to be with you? 882 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:27,714 Good question. 883 01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:29,673 Ilija! 884 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,790 I'm always lulled to sleep in a chopper... 885 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,439 There he is! Sorry... 886 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:42,157 A sight for sore eyes! I must be dreaming! 887 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:46,950 Here I come, my knife is my salvation! 888 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,390 Watch out, hides, there'll be 889 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,517 perforation! 890 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,512 Damn it, man! 891 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,718 Haven't sung these since the emigration! 892 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:02,995 Tonight, you're all invited 893 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:05,793 to my place for a dinner! 894 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:11,876 Soldiers, NCO's and officers, 895 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:13,832 salute to homeland! 896 01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:19,788 You're late. 897 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,316 As usual... 898 01:15:22,520 --> 01:15:24,556 What kind of an Army is that? 899 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,756 They are not trained for a situations like this. 900 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:28,638 But you're going to be impressed tomorrow. 901 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,475 And you're all twisted out of shape. Look at you! 902 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:34,594 Me? 903 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,277 That's much better now! 904 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:44,832 A swell idea to dine at a friend of my husband's. 905 01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,718 When they're totally pissed, 906 01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:50,230 we're going to find time for one another. 907 01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:52,954 That would be a high risk operation, Minister, Ma'm. 908 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,317 My brother is a priest here. Let's be reasonable. 909 01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,710 Perhaps you have other plans, General? 910 01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:01,440 Just to take control of that hill tomorrow. 911 01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:04,240 - Lucky hill! - Minister... 912 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:09,153 You're forgetting what's our relationship based on. 913 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:11,038 Trust... 914 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:16,792 Trust! 915 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:21,070 Don't fail my trust, lvica. 916 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,912 - Go on... - No! 917 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:29,835 - Do it for your dad. - Let me out first! 918 01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:36,039 You'll meet a man like you've never seen before. 919 01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,869 I will even let you go out with him. 920 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,235 - What man? - A general! 921 01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:45,400 - Father Stipan's dead ringer. - Him I've already seen! 922 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:48,392 Not the general, you haven't. He's a one-egg. 923 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,950 How do you know? 924 01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,435 That's what they call the identical twins. 925 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:54,953 Come, comb your hair. 926 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:01,839 There you go... 927 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,520 Your each word is right on target! 928 01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:11,515 I have the vaccine list 929 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:15,112 and late Father Vicko's suitcase. 930 01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:18,270 They cut him up with machetes 931 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:20,868 when he wouldn't renounce Christ. 932 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:28,193 I'll sleep over. 933 01:17:29,880 --> 01:17:31,552 Matter of fact, 934 01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:34,231 I'd like to meet the Minister. 935 01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,880 She's done lot for our cause. 936 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,669 Listen, Father Stipan... 937 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:50,350 I think it would be wise 938 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:54,189 if we spent your last night here together. 939 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:59,119 Why let anything foolish happen? 940 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:02,873 General, Sir, 941 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,116 a woman insists on seeing you. 942 01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:07,954 - What woman? - I think we know her... 943 01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:11,797 Really? Let her in. 944 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,674 Go on in. 945 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,753 - General, Sir... - Ivica to you. 946 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,553 Tatjana. 947 01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:30,631 - Well... - Well, what? 948 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,510 - I came to... - Thank me? 949 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,994 - No, to protest. - Protest? 950 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:43,796 That dinner of yours 951 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,990 was supposed to take place in my restaurant, 952 01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:48,395 but it's been transferred to a private house. 953 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,869 So I want to know, who's going to cover... 954 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:52,718 - The expenses? - Right. 955 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,717 The Ministry of Defense. 956 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:58,072 Our host, Marinko, won't take no for an answer, 957 01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,432 and it would be better if you were free tonight. 958 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:07,234 That way the two of us can have a nicer dinner. 959 01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:10,632 If it's at all possible for you to be free 960 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,518 tonight... 961 01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,228 - What about you? - I will make myself 962 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:19,039 free. 963 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,397 I'll do my best. 964 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,719 I mean, I wish tonight we could be 965 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:31,709 free... if you understand what I'm saying... 966 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,349 ...fair hind of mine. 967 01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:37,757 What do you think? 968 01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,799 Are we ready to be 969 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,598 free tonight? 970 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,279 We're ready. 971 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:55,275 What is this facility for? 972 01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:57,556 Oh, it's a tradition. 973 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:01,953 Traditional lifestyle, Minister, I told you. 974 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:05,395 Please, come inside! 975 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,070 General, is it really possible 976 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,992 I won't meet your brother? 977 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,879 He doesn't like me, you now. 978 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,838 It's not that. He's sick and is sending his apologies. 979 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,959 He's also preparing for his new duties. 980 01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:25,111 He's leaving for our mission in Mogambo tomorrow. 981 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,156 You have a mission in Mogambo? 982 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,039 Interesting... 983 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,797 We have one in Afghanistan. Right, general? 984 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:40,913 I was born in these hills, I don't need Afghanistan. 985 01:20:41,080 --> 01:20:45,437 I'm not sure. Free the Head tomorrow, and we'll see. 986 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:50,913 I'll raise my glass to that, then I'm off. Duty calls... 987 01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:53,799 Cut the crap. You haven't even seen the bride yet. 988 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,197 Lassie, what have you brought to the table? 989 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:02,751 Proscuiutto! 990 01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:07,670 Did you hear? My child can say prosciutto at last! 991 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,915 Go on, help yourselves. 992 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:13,995 Ilija, do you remember 993 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:17,675 the Gasthaus Dalmatien in Berlin? 994 01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:22,472 Comrade Tito, to you I'll buy a baby Fiat 995 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:26,354 And for Ante Pavelic a Mercedes! 996 01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:28,670 Shut up, for God's sake! 997 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,633 Here we can sing whatever we want. 998 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:34,155 No one can hear us here. 999 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:36,072 I'd like to see the News. 1000 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,999 Don't worry, I had the tape impounded. 1001 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,713 Still I'd like to see 1002 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,398 what my colleagues are doing while I 1003 01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,596 have to listen the Ustashi songs! 1004 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:45,949 Lvica, you keep 1005 01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,678 avoiding the subject. 1006 01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,070 Look how pretty she is. 1007 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,598 You two take a walk, 1008 01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,194 don't mind us old farts. 1009 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,919 And you could also let her in on 1010 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:02,878 some army secrets 1011 01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:05,640 and plans for tomorrow's exercise. 1012 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,837 Don't mess with the Army while I'm at the table! 1013 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,873 What Army? They're both young, 1014 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,793 the moon is up, Where's your sense... 1015 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,474 ...of romance, you old bat? - Your mother's an old bat! 1016 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:21,519 Right on! I mean... you're not old at all... 1017 01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:23,273 Thank you. 1018 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,074 Shall we watch Winnetou? 1019 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:35,354 Believe me, Reverend Father, 1020 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:39,469 I meant nothing bad by it! 1021 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:43,430 Dearest Judas, I'm not offended. I just need... 1022 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:51,394 The Croatian Writer's Association informs 1023 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,909 about an incident in Smiljevo today involving 1024 01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,594 members of Croatian Army and a local CWA activist, 1025 01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:00,554 Stanislav Tomic, a poet, a film critic and eco-activist. 1026 01:23:00,800 --> 01:23:03,917 The reason for the incident was a dispute regarding 1027 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:06,469 the location of tomorrow's military exercise. The CWA 1028 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:09,234 announces a parliamentary interpellation and a lawsuit. 1029 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,994 According to the communiqu�, the protester is currently 1030 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,917 fighting for his life in his own home... 1031 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:16,913 The bastard screwed me up, 1032 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,514 ...gave me the wrong tape! - No, you were late! 1033 01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:20,914 That's why he screwed you up! 1034 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,957 Stanislav! 1035 01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:25,238 What is it now? 1036 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:29,078 He won't die. Look how big he is. 1037 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,350 It's just a mild concussion, 1038 01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,994 and his brain isn't his priority anyway! 1039 01:23:36,760 --> 01:23:37,670 Allow me 1040 01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,638 to try to calm her down and then to retreat. We have 1041 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,109 ...a tough day tomorrow. - Sure, go on. 1042 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:46,798 There you go! Every cloud has a silver lining. 1043 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,951 Your Reverence, is his... 1044 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:52,789 ...brother an idiot, too? - May I be frank with you? 1045 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:58,435 Little lassie, here, it's coming to you... 1046 01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:05,478 You seem deeply troubled by this ecology problem. 1047 01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:09,831 (I have to... ) I have to see him. 1048 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,759 All right. 1049 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,394 - We're going to be late! - Don't worry. 1050 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:34,196 Stanislav... you're alive! 1051 01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:37,117 Minor scratches... 1052 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:38,912 And who are you, 1053 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,116 little girl? I don't know you. 1054 01:24:41,320 --> 01:24:44,312 - What?! - I really don't... 1055 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:46,948 Your poor little brain... 1056 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:55,556 Julia... I'm just screwing with you. 1057 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:59,594 And I thought you forgot all about me. 1058 01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,314 The old fool locked me in. 1059 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:07,998 Why didn't you rescue me, like you rescue your birds? 1060 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,717 I didn't want to intrude, Julia, I'm sorry. 1061 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:16,595 Let's split this damn backwoods, huh? 1062 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:19,398 But... I can't. 1063 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:23,639 - I can't leave him. - Why not? 1064 01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:26,474 - I feel sorry for him. - Sorry? 1065 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,193 Hot damn... 1066 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,038 This is our homeland, we have no other. 1067 01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:00,712 Oh, such beauty... 1068 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:23,269 Hello, priest... Father Stipan? 1069 01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:25,638 Wake up, Father Stipan. 1070 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:30,269 Marry us tonight, or we're doomed. 1071 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:34,993 - What do you want, you Turk? - Marry us. 1072 01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:39,557 - (Quickly.) You understand? - We need to baptize him. 1073 01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:43,510 It's me, Father Stipan. Stanislav. 1074 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,519 I'm a Catholic. 1075 01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:52,991 Eh, children... this isn't Las Vegas. 1076 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:58,152 We have strict regulations, we're slow with changes. 1077 01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:02,797 Dearest priest, (please). You've got nothing to lose. 1078 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:07,516 You're leaving tomorrow anyway. Please, dear priest. 1079 01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:10,351 - (Please... ) - (Please... ) 1080 01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:16,513 - How are we going to get back? - There's no going back! 1081 01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:18,153 Have you ever dreamed 1082 01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:20,629 of being in a presidential suite? 1083 01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:23,714 - I've dreamed plenty. - Do tell me 1084 01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:25,399 what about. 1085 01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,437 - Got any protection? - Huh? 1086 01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,273 - Protection! - My religion forbids it. 1087 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:31,709 I have some... 1088 01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,069 Hold it! 1089 01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:35,635 My brother would object. 1090 01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:39,188 - You beast! - Say that again... 1091 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,149 You beast! 1092 01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:46,591 - Again! - You beast! 1093 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:52,637 Comarade Tito, to you I'll buy 1094 01:27:53,960 --> 01:27:56,599 ... a baby Fiat 1095 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:59,989 And to my true love 1096 01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:04,398 a Mercedes. 1097 01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:09,795 Just get in! I'll take you to the church. 1098 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,150 It's a great honor and a great luck! 1099 01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:16,438 We'll see. I'm a prelate, but I like adventure. 1100 01:28:16,760 --> 01:28:20,992 What is this?! These are the birds' rings! 1101 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:26,391 I can't work like this! 1102 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,592 They only appear to you so, you've been drinking. 1103 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:33,799 - They are a hit in Germany. - This appears to me? 1104 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:39,159 It appears to me I'm in Woodstock, that's what! 1105 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:43,359 Now off into the church, may it all tumble on my head! 1106 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:48,959 What is it? You're not up for more, you beast? 1107 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:52,799 For a Croatian Army 1108 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,991 member, three and a half times... 1109 01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:56,673 Is quite enough? 1110 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,274 Right. 1111 01:29:05,600 --> 01:29:07,397 - General? - Yes? 1112 01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,399 Will you marry me? 1113 01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:14,269 Well, fuck... 1114 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,474 I'm listening. 1115 01:29:17,480 --> 01:29:19,311 We agreed to freedom. 1116 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:22,553 You are free to marry me, there's your freedom. 1117 01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:26,395 - I'm a Croatian Army officer. - So? You're not a priest! 1118 01:29:27,480 --> 01:29:29,118 What's the difference? 1119 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:36,793 Julia, do you take Romeo... 1120 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:40,192 ...Stanislav to be your lawful wedded husband? 1121 01:29:40,360 --> 01:29:41,634 I do. 1122 01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:44,638 May Good Lord bless these rings which you're about 1123 01:29:44,840 --> 01:29:49,072 to exchange as a token of love and loyalty. Amen. 1124 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:53,153 What God has joined together let no man put asunder. 1125 01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:56,950 - Errr... may we? - Yes, go ahead! 1126 01:30:42,840 --> 01:30:45,115 - Who got married?! - Not me. 1127 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:53,399 It's all right... 1128 01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:55,719 It's all right. 1129 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,399 Papi... 1130 01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,074 You caught the flowers! 1131 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:15,158 You'll be the next one 1132 01:31:15,320 --> 01:31:19,108 to get married. We just did... five minutes ago. 1133 01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,028 (Oh, Papi... ) 1134 01:32:18,160 --> 01:32:20,799 She paid the bill and left again. 1135 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:24,915 Don't get mad, but we gave her the keys to you car. 1136 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:26,678 Just in case... 1137 01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:31,677 The bar is open, Reverend Father. 1138 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,199 What keys? 1139 01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:36,591 At least try to remember thorough the grapevine... 1140 01:32:36,840 --> 01:32:38,990 We took your keys yesterday so you wouldn't make 1141 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:41,714 a road massacre. She's pretty, Father, 1142 01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:46,590 but she's not worth it. Next time come dressed 1143 01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:49,354 as a firefighter or a chimney sweep. 1144 01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:52,318 It'll be OK when you find a uniform she won't run from. 1145 01:32:52,520 --> 01:32:54,636 Just call me a cab. 1146 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,878 Now you're talking! 1147 01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:07,995 What about your luggage, Stipan? 1148 01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:12,037 - I left it in the car. - Take it out then. 1149 01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:18,798 What are you looking at? 1150 01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:23,676 - The car... - I brought it over, Father. 1151 01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:28,837 You left it at the place where you were yesterday. 1152 01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,517 So kind of you... 1153 01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:40,592 - Tatjana... - I heard about you. 1154 01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,391 He's lvica's dead ringer! 1155 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:48,118 - Stipan. - Ivica's not here? 1156 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:50,239 No. 1157 01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:54,435 Let's dress you as a general, we need one for the battle. 1158 01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:58,515 - The general fell asleep. - Before the battle? 1159 01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:03,269 After... 1160 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:16,908 Let me pay. 1161 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:19,270 - It was my fault. - Yes it was. 1162 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:20,475 Shame on you. 1163 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:24,868 Damn, I forgot... 1164 01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:27,076 ...you were leaving today. - You also forgot... 1165 01:34:27,240 --> 01:34:30,471 ...to move out the troops. - Mi�ko, call Anticevic! 1166 01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:33,108 - No need, I did it already. - Brother... 1167 01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:37,190 I have something important to ask you. 1168 01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:39,993 Right now? 1169 01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:43,316 If not now, when? 1170 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,433 - You going to marry her? - Which one? 1171 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:49,434 Tatjana, you idiot. 1172 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:52,353 - The Minister's married. - They'd cut my balls off! 1173 01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:54,948 You marry her, you're the local champ. 1174 01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,316 The whole riviera knows about you! 1175 01:34:57,480 --> 01:34:59,710 - I never touched her! - I did. So what? 1176 01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:02,673 Marry her. She's wonderful. 1177 01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:04,518 How would you know? 1178 01:35:09,040 --> 01:35:10,951 Will you or won't you? 1179 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,510 Cut the crap. I had better lays I didn't marry. 1180 01:35:14,720 --> 01:35:16,551 Well, good luck, brother! 1181 01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:21,078 Brother, we can't part like that. 1182 01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:03,029 Stipan! 1183 01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:54,631 13 MONTHS LATER 1184 01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:35,109 My dearest Judas, I missed you a lot. 1185 01:37:36,760 --> 01:37:38,318 I missed you, too. 1186 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:43,600 You just go ahead. 1187 01:37:45,680 --> 01:37:47,398 I'll go for a walk. 1188 01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:55,155 Jesus be praised! 1189 01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:01,039 CLOSED FOR INVENTORY 1190 01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:12,352 Corazon bonito! 1191 01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:18,879 Padre... 1192 01:39:23,480 --> 01:39:25,471 A mother, by God! 1193 01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:28,159 An auntie... 1194 01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:34,197 The uncle's here. 1195 01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:44,474 Meet your nephew, African. 1196 01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:49,637 I haven't seen a white child since I don't know when. 1197 01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:54,270 - Takes after Dad. - But without the beard. 1198 01:39:55,080 --> 01:39:56,513 Without a mustache. 1199 01:39:58,360 --> 01:40:00,316 That's what I meant. 1200 01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:04,599 Look at you... 1201 01:40:05,440 --> 01:40:07,431 You turned Ortodox? 1202 01:40:09,080 --> 01:40:11,116 - No... - Too bad. 1203 01:40:12,560 --> 01:40:15,552 I mean, in a way. It's easier on them. 1204 01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:24,671 How is it, pretty one? 1205 01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:26,833 Downright shitty. 1206 01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:31,073 Ljubica... 1207 01:40:31,640 --> 01:40:36,316 I came to get some blades and a shaving foam. 1208 01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:40,673 My shaver can't handle this. And some apple juice... 1209 01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,154 Un momento. 1210 01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:46,032 Hey, nephiew... 1211 01:40:48,920 --> 01:40:50,273 Was he baptized? 1212 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:58,153 "This is the first time I feel like a loved women feels." 1213 01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:04,033 Look at our Minister, Stanislav. And our General! 1214 01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:09,274 "I was attracted by her attractive looks, 1215 01:41:09,560 --> 01:41:13,519 the elements coming out of her inner strength, 1216 01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:18,471 her independence, her intelligence." Oh, really... 1217 01:41:26,680 --> 01:41:28,557 - Hi. - Hi. 1218 01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:31,479 What's up? 1219 01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:35,152 Nothing. I wanted to ask if Herr Marinko 1220 01:41:35,360 --> 01:41:36,793 would take a look 1221 01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:40,598 at my exhaust. The baby can't sleep. 1222 01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:43,679 (Papi... ) 1223 01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:47,075 Tatjana needs you. 1224 01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:51,878 Papi! You need to look at Tatjana's exhaust! 1225 01:41:52,080 --> 01:41:54,116 Tell Tatjana, no way! 1226 01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:57,239 I've no time. 1227 01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:01,359 My grandson is being baptized tomorrow. 1228 01:42:02,520 --> 01:42:03,589 He says... 1229 01:42:03,760 --> 01:42:06,911 I'd like to have my own son baptized, too! 1230 01:42:07,120 --> 01:42:08,997 Why, of course do. 1231 01:42:10,520 --> 01:42:14,718 Pardon my asking, do you have a normal toilet? 1232 01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:16,472 We have three! 1233 01:42:18,200 --> 01:42:21,510 Only some people are not ashamed of their ways 1234 01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,035 and care for their customs. 1235 01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:26,231 Someone tell her that! 1236 01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:30,149 Want me to be his godmother? 1237 01:42:32,760 --> 01:42:34,034 You mean it? 1238 01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,794 You lost your fucking mind, daughter, a long time ago! 1239 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:42,998 Dear believers, 1240 01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:46,112 we have are gathered today to welcome 1241 01:42:46,280 --> 01:42:49,192 into our Christian community two new members. 1242 01:43:08,640 --> 01:43:10,232 The Light of Christ. 1243 01:43:27,920 --> 01:43:29,717 The Light of Christ. 1244 01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:49,553 He never even cried. My hero! 1245 01:43:50,760 --> 01:43:53,228 You're going to be a beast, just like Grandad! 1246 01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:01,755 What? 1247 01:44:03,520 --> 01:44:06,080 Your holding Tatjana's child. 1248 01:44:08,560 --> 01:44:10,835 Holly shit, I goofed up, huh? 1249 01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:13,394 - Take him. - Something wrong with you? 1250 01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:17,118 Well, no. And he's just as lovely. 1251 01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:19,271 Give me back my nephew. 1252 01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:21,798 Come here, lassie, Momma's fine dandy 1253 01:44:28,840 --> 01:44:33,675 I will give you the sweetest candy! 1254 01:44:40,520 --> 01:44:43,239 The song calmed them down. 1255 01:44:43,760 --> 01:44:45,239 Father Stipan! 1256 01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:47,397 You like your a giraffe 1257 01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:49,391 roasted or boiled? 1258 01:45:06,520 --> 01:45:08,636 What's the point in that, Father Stipan? 1259 01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:18,477 Blueberry juice! 1260 01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:20,511 Give me schnapps! 1261 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,877 What is it, Stipan? Are you all right? 1262 01:45:33,960 --> 01:45:35,234 No. 1263 01:45:36,640 --> 01:45:38,949 - What is it? - I've been thinking... 1264 01:45:40,160 --> 01:45:41,718 About you and me, 1265 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:46,077 about him, the two of them, Stanislav... 1266 01:45:48,040 --> 01:45:50,076 And I feel kind of sad. 1267 01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:07,719 Come, Kraut girl, let's wake up the priest! 1268 01:46:10,160 --> 01:46:12,071 People, he gave me 1269 01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:14,039 a grenade! 1270 01:46:15,760 --> 01:46:17,876 Run! Run! 1271 01:46:18,160 --> 01:46:20,879 - Get them inside! - Give it here! 1272 01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:24,950 Take it easy! 1273 01:46:25,160 --> 01:46:27,196 Give back the safety pin! 1274 01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:30,836 Where's the safety pin?! Keep off, Stanislav! 1275 01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:37,110 Everybody run! 1276 01:47:21,080 --> 01:47:24,311 It's no big deal. Just some shit. 1277 01:47:24,480 --> 01:47:26,789 It'll come off in the washing. Right, Tatjana? 1278 01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:30,588 Where are you? 1279 01:48:28,800 --> 01:48:30,438 Where are you off to? 1280 01:48:33,520 --> 01:48:35,272 Same place as you. 1281 01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:45,396 - In the name of the Father... - Amen! 91113