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This programme contains some scenes
of a sexual nature and contains strong language
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You don't have to kiss me
or anything.
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Genuinely didn't cross my mind.
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Hmm!
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Shall we split this or should I, I
put some money into your account or...?
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No, it's fine, don't worry.
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He's a famous actor
and you're a little rat nobody.
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Loved you in The Avengers.
I wasn't in that.
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Harsh, but it's true.
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THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH
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Oh, my God,
stop trying to win at kissing.
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Um, can you stop trying
to win at kissing?
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There is a reason actors date
other actors.
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Dating someone like you will most
likely ruin a girl's life forever.
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It's just the cleaner. Yeah, sorry.
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Wow, you're a true romantic, Cath.
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It's like one of those weird animal
friendship shows where you see
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a Labrador and a hedgehog
who are friends. Yeah, people don't think that.
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Obviously you would say that,
you're the fucking Labrador.
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Ow. I'm busting my arse to stay in
a city I'm not even from.
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It's not like I have any family
here either.
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I don't have a person.
I think I have to go home.
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Come to Ireland with me.
Come to New Zealand with me.
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No, don't leave. Stay here.
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I can't. So what do we do?
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Dunno. Be friends? Cheers, pal.
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You're welcome, friend.
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OVER TANNOY: Next stop is Charing
Cross Station,
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change here for services to
Heathrow, terminals one, two and three.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I dunno what
to do. Oh. What can I do?
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No, no, no, it's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.
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It's so much money, isn't it? So
much money and I had a whole plan,
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I had it planned out,
all right? I had the window seat,
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I booked two window seats
for both the flights
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and a gluten-free meal.
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A gluten-free meal cos I don't
even eat gluten-free
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but I-I-I know that they come out
first and I was going to watch Dunkirk
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and so now I guess I'll just never
watch Dunkirk now. We can watch Dunkirk.
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On the ground? In a house?
Don't be ridiculous, man. Jeez.
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Oh, God. It's just, it's just,
I don't really...
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I've never done this,
I've never done this before.
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Do you want to see if you can still
make it? Do you think I should?
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No. No, no, because me neither,
me neither cos I think it's good
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and I made a decision
and it's fine and I'm an adult
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and I'm sticking with it.
I can make decisions cos I...
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..I am in control of my destiny,
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and this is... It's just
a crazy decision that I made.
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Is this a crazy decision? Yes.
I knew it. I so knew it.
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But I'm glad you made it.
Stop me from doing something crazy.
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An airport chase would've been
horrible.
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You know I have a bad knee. Yeah.
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You shouldn't run on a bad knee.
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So, let's just...
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Oh, God. Let's just... Yeah?
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..take things one step at a time.
OK. Take it slow.
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Slow. Yeah, slow. I can do slow.
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Let's get some breakfast. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, good.
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Great. Thank you.
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OK? Great. No. Slow, it's fine.
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SHE EXHALES
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That's it.
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Where are my bags?
Where are my bags?
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Ahh. Where did you put my bags?
Uh, OK, we... Oh, no.
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We probably... No, no, no, it's OK.
No, no, no. No, no, no, don't.
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Where's the bus? Where's it going?
Where are you going?
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The bus went that way. I don't
know... That way. OK, fine!
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Hey... Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop.
Please, stop. Stop.
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Whoo, thank God.
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Ooh. Ahh. Thank you. Ahh. Ha.
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Thank you!
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I've never seen anyone move... I'm
not a natural runner,
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I've got flat feet. You were like
a penguin, I dunno.
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Can you believe no-one stole my bag?
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Yeah. What? They're good bags.
Oh, no, no, no, it's my...
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No, no. No, no, it's my...
I said I was going to get this.
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No, it's our first date, let me pay.
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Ooh... Ooh. OK.
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Thanks, guys. Thank you.
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Is this what people usually do on
a first date?
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You've never been on
a first date before? No.
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I actually prefer just
to bump into someone, like,
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a number of times over
the course of a year
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and then just not get on a
plane for them. Long con.
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Well, usually you make small talk
and they get to know each other.
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OK...OK. All right, well, hello.
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Hi. My name is Jessie,
I am 21 years old.
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21? Yes, don't ask, uh, for any ID
but I don't remember 9/11.
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OK. Um, are your parents mad that
you've run off with an older man?
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No.
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Are you going to call them? Um,
yeah. No, I mean, it's just probably
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late there, so I'll ring them in the
morning, but, yeah, it'll be good.
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It'll be fine.
They'll be fine with it.
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I mean, they paid for the tickets
so maybe they'll be annoyed.
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Little bit annoyed, but no,
they'll be good.
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They'll be, they'll be good.
They'll get it.
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I mean, Mum did change the sheets in
the spare room, so, weirdly,
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that is a thing she would probably
get weirdly mad about,
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but, no, she, yeah, oh, yeah,
they'll be good.
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They'll be good.
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So, what do you want to do? Do you
want to go back to your flat?
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Uh, no.
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You want to come back to mine?
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Um, ah...
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I... No, because I mean I'm...I'm
just having a good time being out
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and out and about in London.
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Like, how often do you find yourself
in the middle of London?
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Quite often. I just... I think we
should just keep doing something,
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like, let's just do something fun.
We'll do something fun. Swinging London, baby.
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Like, we could just do something
and just keep moving forward
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and I think if we keep moving
forward this is all just going
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to feel a bit more normal cos I'm
feeling a bit...
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Bit, yeah. OK. Yeah, sure. Yeah,
yeah? Let's move. Yeah, let's do it.
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Oh, what the fuck?
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Why are we back on a bus?
You wanted to go sightseeing.
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Oh, God. I didn't want to go on
a... God!
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Ahh!
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First time in London.
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Why aren't you ringing me from
a fucking plane to Ireland?
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Yeah, look, something's come up.
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I don't think I'm going to be able
to make it.
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Where the fuck are you?
I'm coming to get you.
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No, no, don't do that.
Yeah, no, I am.
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Drop me a fucking pin, darling.
Drop the pin.
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Everything's fine. Drop it!
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Don't smile. Really?
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Yes.
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But you're going to draw me
smiling in the...
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Cos I'd... I'd like to look happy
in any way.
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That's, like, a request.
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Oh, wow. Yeah, don't
look straight at me, please.
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Sorry.
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They're fantastic. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my...
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Don't smile, hands down. OK.
Look at me. Don't look at this.
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Oh, my God. Don't.
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Oh, my God. Do you know him?
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Look, I'm really sorry, it's just
not a good time. There's a lot of...
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You wanted to make this pretentious
film, I wanted to make some money.
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I want to do the film,
of course I do.
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You know this is bullying?
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This is workplace bullying.
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Can't I just go first thing
tomorrow? No.
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Well, something's come up and I'm
not going to be able to make that flight.
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I'm feeling very stressed!
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I love you.
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What do you think? Nice.
Yeah, you like it?
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Did you ask to be on a jet ski?
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No, that was the artist's
own choice, but I do like it.
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Oh, also, he hooked me up with
the tickets to Magic Mike Live.
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It's sick. A ticket scalper
and a caricature artist.
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Yeah, very multi-talented.
Who was that on the phone?
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Ah, no-one, just work.
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Is everything OK? Yeah, all good.
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So you're taking me to dinner
and a show? No dinner, just a show.
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I've spent the last of my money on
this, so I better see some titties.
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Uh, gross. No, it's not gross if
it's men's titties,
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it's actually OK.
Oh, really, is that the rule now?
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Hey. Hey! Uh-oh.
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Your bags. Oh. Ah, sorry. Sorry.
Don't...
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Yeah, sorry.
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Do you have a key?
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No.
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Is Kate in?
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No, she'll be at work.
So it's probably for the best.
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Do you have a spare key?
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Yeah. I just...
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..don't know where it is.
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OK.
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Ooh.
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Is it this one?
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Oh, yeah, that's it. There you go.
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Was that just there? Yeah, huh.
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Home, sweet home. Oh, God. Bang one
here. Yeah, just bring it through.
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Through there? Yeah. Are you all
right there?
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Oh, Jesus.
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SCREAMS: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
No, no, no, no!
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Oh, my God. Oh, where you going?
Come back here!
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Oh, my back. Ooh. Are you OK?
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Ow...Ow. Ah.
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I just need to say it was my idea
not Kate's. What is wrong with you?
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You were supposed to be at work.
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You were supposed to be on a plane,
flying out of my life forever.
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I've spent the entire morning
grieving.
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Oh, is that what we walked in on,
is it?
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Oh, my God.
Your mum is going to kill you.
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You probably should tell her
soon, shouldn't you?
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I should fucking think so.
No offence, Tom.
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Can we take this outside?
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Yeah. Yeah, let's take this outside
cos I'm going to kick your ass.
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You're going to kick my ass? Yes.
Right, I mean,
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I think you misunderstand our height
difference there.
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Order me anything. Yep.
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Actually, can you order me a bacon
butty? Thank you. Mm-hm.
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What are you doing? I don't want
Tom to think I'm freaking out.
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Are you freaking out?
Of course I'm freaking out.
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What do you... What does that mean?
Obviously.
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I've actually always wanted to come
to this place.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah. Why's that?
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I'm not sure.
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I know what this is.
This is your Saturn returning.
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Shut up. Saturn's returning.
Your Saturn's returning.
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It's back, baby,
and it is fucking shit up.
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Just, ah... OK, now, listen to me.
No.
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This is going to be the hardest year
of your life, without question,
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and I'm going to be there
with you every step of the way.
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No. Yes. Fuck yes. Oh, my God.
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Come on, we got this. We don't got
this. We don't... What are you talking...?
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Saturn returning is not a thing.
It's a huge thing. What is Saturn?
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Where is it returning to? I don't
know what you're talking about.
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Do you think they're OK?
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Ah...
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You know how girls love to gab.
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Right, yeah.
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I'm not... I'm not sexist.
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No, it didn't, it didn't sound like
that, don't worry.
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This is not Tom's fault. Yes, it is.
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Yes, OK, technically it
is Tom's fault,
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but I don't want him to know that.
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Look, you don't have to stay.
You can still go.
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But what... No, no, no, I want to
stay, that's why I stayed.
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I'm staying. I'm stayed. OK.
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JESSIE SIGHS
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OK. Good.
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Do you think part of you decided
to stay because of me?
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Hand on heart? Yeah.
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Not really, no. Fair enough.
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So, you and Jessie, eh? Big news?
Big day?
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Yeah, I guess. She stayed in the
country just for you.
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I mean, that's things moving
fast, right?
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Well, I dunno about that,
it was kind of a...
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Jessie's got one of those
faces, right? Sorry?
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You know, Helen of Troy, the face
that launched a thousand ships.
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The face that grounded
a thousand planes in your case.
234
00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,880
Right, yeah. Seriously, if you're
thinking of buying the, uh...
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I know a guy who can. Hey!
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Hi. Ooh. Sorry about that.
237
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Girl talk. Everything OK?
238
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:49,400
Mmm. Yeah. No, no,
I'm fine, just a bit sleepy.
239
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,600
So, what are we doing now?
Are we going back to ours?
240
00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,840
Do you want to? Uh, no, we have
plans. We have...
241
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..plans.
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SHE LAUGHS WILDLY
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Yes. Oh!
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Yes! Oh!
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Amateur.
Where did you learn how to drive?
246
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Don't you have a job?
Oh, disrespectful.
247
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I'm trying to improve your game,
dude.
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Children these days. Oh, hello.
249
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There you go. Eee. Wow. Black
and white, fancy.
250
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What?
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SHE SCOFFS
252
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You look kind of worried.
253
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Really?
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Sort of. Do you...not...
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Little crinkle,
little crinkle there.
256
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,640
No, I don't.
257
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You know you don't have
to spend all day with me.
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I can entertain myself.
Yeah, I know.
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Are you having fun? Yeah. Yes.
Where do you want to go next?
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Uh, this one, I think.
261
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I think I might...
I think I might waste you at this.
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Oh, OK, she's talking a big game,
let's go.
263
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Yeah...Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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OK, ready? One. Oh. Ahh.
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Ahh. Ah, yes. Grr.
266
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Ha-ha. Oh, no. Ahh.
267
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,440
Hey, you'd tell me if you wanted
to go home, right?
268
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,720
Why would I want to go home?
I've got lots to do here.
269
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Errands to run,
loose ends to tie up.
270
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,000
I think we should have sex again
at some point.
271
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,720
I'm being serious.
272
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,240
Why would you ask me that?
273
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,320
I just wanted to make sure you knew
you didn't have to stay.
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00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,240
I know.
275
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,080
Cool, cos...
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00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,800
..I got you something.
277
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,040
Oh... Oh, is it a nude?
278
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,200
Because I could ruin your life
with this. It's very...
279
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,480
What is this?
280
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,640
It's a plane ticket home.
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00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,200
For who?
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00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,600
You totally don't have to use it,
it's just an option.
283
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,080
So when did you do this?
284
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,960
I bought it while your hand was
stuck in the air hockey machine.
285
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,160
OK.
286
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,680
All right, well, thanks.
287
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,200
It's just a joke, it wasn't supposed
to be, like, a serious thing.
288
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,280
You know, if you wanted me
to leave you could just ask.
289
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,320
You know, you could just tell me.
No, I...
290
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,520
Tom Kapoor? Hi. Have we...?
I love you, man.
291
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,360
That's great. I've actually got...
292
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,600
This is fate. Can I get a photo?
293
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,240
Yeah, course. Yeah?
294
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,000
Do you want to...? Yeah.
295
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,640
GAME: Nice!
296
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,720
Epic.
297
00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,920
Epic.
298
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,280
I don't want you to leave. Yeah.
299
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,120
But I don't want you
to feel like you can't leave.
300
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,280
I want you to stay, that's the whole
point. That's epic.
301
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,840
Then why would you buy
a fucking plane ticket then?
302
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,800
Well, I was trying to be romantic.
303
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,320
Is it romantic if you're sending
your date to literally
304
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,840
the other side of the planet?
305
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,200
Obviously, I was hoping you wouldn't
use it. Oh, right, so you bought me
306
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:47,240
a plane ticket in
the hopes that I wouldn't use it?
307
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,880
Yes, but don't make it sound bad.
308
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,160
You are totally putting off me off
my rhythm, could you please move?
309
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,720
Jesus. Look, it's not a big deal,
just forget it.
310
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:57,800
OK. It is a big deal, though,
311
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,040
because that's a lot of money,
that's a lot of money to me.
312
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,120
Well, do you want me
to just give you the money, then?
313
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,560
No, I don't want your money.
I'm sorry. Richie Rich.
314
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,880
That was just a stupid thing to say.
What are you talking about?
315
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,840
It's disgusting. Game over.
316
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,720
Hey, and, and look, OK, game over.
317
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,160
Great, so that's,
so that's my worst game, ever.
318
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,760
So thank you. Thank you for that
and thank you for your generous, generous offer.
319
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,680
Look, it was supposed to be
a nice thing.
320
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,200
I've spent literally the whole day
trying to make you feel OK.
321
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,800
I shouldn't even be here, I'm
supposed to be Ireland right now.
322
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,880
We're all supposed
to bloody be somewhere, mate.
323
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:32,400
Look, I'm going to go to
Magic Mike, Live,
324
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,320
and I don't think you should come.
Well, I never wanted to come.
325
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,320
Well, you clearly have no taste.
Fine. Fine.
326
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,840
Can you be the one to leave, though,
327
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,440
because I want to play that pinball
machine over there, so maybe...?
328
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,280
You're being ridiculous. I'm being
ri...
329
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,400
Right now, you, you're being
ridiculous.
330
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,880
Mum. Hi.
331
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,880
SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
332
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:06,200
No, no, I'm fine, I... No, obviously
I'm not ringing from the plane.
333
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,480
I... Yeah, don't freak out, uh,
334
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:14,320
because what I'm about to tell you
is quite funny if you...
335
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:21,040
Yeah, I did, but I... I will pay you
back, that's the thing.
336
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,600
Of course I'll pay you back.
337
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,120
Well, I dunno, we can set up, like,
a payment plan or something?
338
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,880
I don't know.
339
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,280
Can you please not yell at me?
It's just...
340
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,520
Yeah. I know. I know.
I know you changed the sheets.
341
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,600
CHEERING
342
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,240
ANNOUNCER: Ladies,
get your drinks and your dollars,
343
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,920
the sexiest night
of your life will begin again soon.
344
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,560
LINE RINGS
345
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,440
Hello.
346
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:25,840
TOM OVER MOBILE: Are you enjoying
the show? Yeah...
347
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:29,520
Yeah, I am, I'm loving it.
These boys are really talented.
348
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,600
How much did the T-shirt cost?
349
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,600
๏ฟฝ22.
350
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,920
That's a lot of money.
351
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,640
Yeah, I had to use my credit card.
352
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:53,120
Hi, I'm Tom. I'm 25.
353
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,160
25?
354
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,400
I love the Star Wars prequels,
and I barely remember Y2K.
355
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,200
Nice to meet you, Tom.
356
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,280
I'm sorry I booked you
a plane ticket home.
357
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,960
I'm sorry I have been having a
moderate nervous breakdown for 12 hours.
358
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,760
Don't apologise, it's been
thrilling.
359
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,760
Have I ruined your life?
360
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,360
No.
361
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:25,520
I wouldn't worry about that,
I have been ruining my own life for, like, years now.
362
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,120
Is it weird that I stayed?
363
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,880
No.
364
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,440
Do you regret staying?
365
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,080
No.
366
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,640
Good.
367
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,760
C'est la vie, you know?
368
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,160
As the French say. Life is short.
369
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:48,800
Life is short and long.
370
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,280
Life is short and long.
371
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:55,360
Life is simultaneously very short
and very long.
372
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,480
That's profound stuff.
373
00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:01,480
Oh, you've got to stay for
the second half. I can't.
374
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:04,280
Why not? I have a flight. What for?
375
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,880
Work. Work? That's...
I wouldn't call it work.
376
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,560
You know what is work? Dancing for
an hour and a half
377
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,520
ten times a week, giving it 100%
every single time. That is work.
378
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,960
Why don't you come with me?
379
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,240
You could book your own flight
this time.
380
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,160
No.
381
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,720
Why not?
382
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,080
I have to see what happens
to Mike.
383
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,200
Oh, so there's a narrative?
384
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,040
If you follow it closely enough
there is.
385
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,040
It's really amazing because
it's a journey,
386
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,360
you know what I mean? Hmm. They
don't even take many of their
387
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,760
clothes off, it's actually more what
they do with sort of the expectation of it, you know?
388
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,400
I'll call you when I land.
389
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,720
OK.
390
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,040
Have a good flight. Thank you.
391
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,320
I'm glad you stayed.
392
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,520
Me too.
393
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,400
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00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:16,000
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